Be famous in the Examiner

Here's a chance from The Monarch of the Dailies to "Write the Wrap." Come up with something cuter, dare I say it? -- than Clutch Cody, Toast Texas and so on for the Giants' opening day against LA.

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Oh, I forgot — you also get tickets to the April 8 game.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 13, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

I loved these during the postseason!

But it’s pretty obvious that it should just say “BEAT LA”

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Mar 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

I suppose that “SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN” would probably be confusing to most of the Examiner readership.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Mar 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

And factually inaccurate at this point.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Mar 14, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Also exceeds the 15 character limit. How can I be brilliant in only 15 characters!?

by kimmyg on Mar 14, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I loved to try but

Grant most likely can pull one 4 words or so out of his ass while playing with his Wii and one-up all of us.

"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Mar 14, 2011 12:50 AM PDT reply actions

/copy and pastes entire GDT

done and done.

Your 2010 World Champions - San Francisco LOLGiants

by DividedByZero on Mar 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions

I could buy the Examiner and put my picture and name on the front every day for three years and still not be famous.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Mar 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions

You could very well become famous just for buying the Examiner.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Mar 14, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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