Alright, so I went to last year's draft and figured out everyone's current situation. Here is that spreadsheet.
Here's the way this is going to work. If you don't have an adopted son and would like one, reply below. In addition, if you would like to throw your son back into the pool of eligible candidates, reply below.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe draft order is decided by number of comments, with the highest going first, so that's the system we will use.
I'll leave this open for a day or so, then I'll make some final adjustments, set the draft order, and we'll do this thing.