Why are you here?
After Rob Neyer was shot yesterday by an RBI-crazed zealot – or left ESPN to join SB Nation, I can never remember which – the eulogies started to flow. Tweets and blogs and Facebook posts all praised Neyer for being a gateway drug into the world of sabremetrics – a brownie filled with nuggets of OPS instead of pot. People over at Baseball Think Factory lined up to share how Rob Neyer led them away from a dark path of pitcher wins and into logical salvation. It was a lot of fun to read folks reminisce about how they got interested into the statistical side of baseball.
Obviously, this site isn’t the most statistically oriented one around, but we can still have a similar thread, and tell each other how we became maniacal about baseball. If you’re here, you’re maniacal about baseball. Sorry. There’s a spectrum that starts with "Doesn’t turn the channel when sports comes on the local evening news" and ends with "Reading a 1,000-word missive on Eli Whiteside at some nerd’s blog." You’re at the extreme end. To the right of you are people who have jerseys with their own names on the back. Try not to look them in the eye.
So you’re here. The bowels of the baseball-related internet. How did you get here? My story is but one of dozens:
My parents had season tickets, and I was into baseball growing up, but I stopped following the game entirely when I was in high school. For some completely inexplicable reason, I started following the 1996 Giants. I bought one of those Athlon’s season previews before the season and read it cover-to-cover five times on a 12-hour bus ride home from college, and I paid a lot of attention to that season. It was pleasantly unpleasant, that season.
None of my college friends cared too much about baseball, much less the Giants, so I had to resort to the World Wide Web, which was a collection of dancing hamster .gifs and Electronic Mails back in those days. I didn’t have an internet connection in my apartment – what, was this 2070? – so I was always in the computer lab, checking on the Giants. In 1997, I became obsessed. I found the usenet gr…usenet? You know, newsgroups? It was like a discussion forum, only…hell, I don’t even know what it was.
Well, I found the usenet group for the Giants: alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants, and I jumped in with both feet, explaining to the pointy-headed nerds there why Mark Lewis was going to be awesome with RBIs in 1997. They rightfully mocked me without mercy. But I kept coming back. It was an intelligent, funny group, and they taught me to hate RBIs like all good people should. I learned so, so much in the 1997 season. Before blogs, before you could find a chat room that didn’t have a 10-year-old typing profanities on their parents’ AOL account, that newsgroup was my home for baseball on the internet.
Now you. How did you become corrupted? What made you dig through layer after layer to find this place? Normal people stopped looking for baseball information quite a while ago. Why are you sicker than they are?
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Seriously
How did you know I was wearing my jersey with my name on the back?
Really, I am.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 1, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions
TheLetter2 is Randy Winn?!
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
They’re both pretty classy dudes.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Plus wearing something that says “TheLetter 2” is a bit of a mindfuck.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
And on the bright side, it would make it extremely easy for other McCoven to identify me at the park.
LIVE EST
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
that it would
what number goes best with “Stankus”?
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That could be a mixed bag, frankly.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
:(
But but wife beater n trucker cap …?
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Wow, I missed something.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
Probably close enough to get Bono and Co. to sue your ass.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
Perhaps . . .
ALL of us could get THE LETTER2 jerseys and wear them to games, sort of like the Danes all wearing stars of David during the German occupation.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I COULD MAKE SCOUT 6 JUST LIKE THIS.
Waiting for the next adoption draft...my son was killed in a horrible FA transaction.
I still think Obi-wan wanted them to hook up & raise some genetic freaks with midichlorians firing out of their ass. - ResDog
i'm a sick fuck.
but i became sicker when a friend referred me to the mccoven a couple years ago. haven’t looked back since.
being 2,000 miles away from the giants has only made me love them more. i have one friend in louisiana who likes the giants. the rest of my friends just think i’m insane 6 months out of the year.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Don't worry, Hummer . . .
I’ve been a ‘sick fuck’ for over 50 years, and though I’ve had spells of wellness while living in various foreign places, today I’m as sick as ever, with few signs of a cure on the horizen.
Actually, there might be no phase of the disease more severe than the manifestation in a 6/7 year old. I’ve seen severe break outs in seniors also.
The referring “friend” you must all blame for my presence here is Alex_Lewis.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
oh well, since we're calling people out...
…it’s djp4cal’s fault i’m here.
and who said i was worried? i live in new orleans, everyone here is a sick fuck.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
also, i'd like to add to my "how i got here" story...
…because i didn’t really go into it. ahem
my grandmother has been a giants fan since they were in new york, not sure about the year, or even why she was a fan, but i’ll roll with it. she was a hardcore lady who LIVED for willie mccovey. my father and aunt instilled a love for baseball in me when i was little. since i had a mid-summer birthday, it always revolved around baseball…and was usually spent with my father at candlestick. when it was announced that pacbell park was to be built, my father got on the season ticket shit right away. since 2000, we’ve been the proud owners of row D seats 5 and 6 in section 204.
going to opening day was a privilege my brother and i fought over. bobbleheads were acquired.
the first time i left home for college (05) in louisiana, a foreign place without a major league baseball team, my father made me a promise…that promise was that if the giants made the world series, he would fly me home for a game. when i had to come home in 07 for personal shit, the giants were there for me. when i got my shit together and left (again) for new orleans in 09, the giants wept. i purchased an mlb.tv subscription and do my best to follow everything giants related.
cut to 2010, when the giants went to the world series and good ol’ dad came through with his promise: a world series ticket and a flight home. game 1 was amazing.
love renewed, reaffirmed. i fucking love these guys.
i kind of love you fucks, too. thanks for keeping me in the loop.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Google search
I searched for “Giants blog with most lulz”
This was the first result. Haven’t left since.
by nKoan on Feb 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
It’s true!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Careful. The first hit is free.
Next thing you know your boss is busting you watching a NSFW jctGamer animated gif.z
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Somewhere in the lobby of Google, there’s a projection that says “Giants blog with most lulz” flashing every time someone types this in.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
/oldjacket looks around for place to hide
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
I used to visit a place called waiting for boof
It had a bunch of funny people talking about baseball, and I liked reading about the Giants. One day, the site had a link to this place called McCovey Chronicles.
And here I am. Standing in your doorway. I’ve always been standing in your doorway.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
“You had me at ‘After Rob Neyer’”
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
I'd like to imagine there's someone over there, still commenting on Grant's old articles
He doesn’t see the timestamps, so he wonders a lot about why no one ever responds to him. He’s very lonely. You should visit him.
Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)
more or less this
I don’t remember how I found Waiting for Boof, but I do recall being appalled at the Giants’ ideas of rebuilding the team as the 02 team crumbled and dissipated. It was very refreshing to find others wondering what the hell was going on, rather than the mlb or Chronicle/etc. repetition of company line jingoism.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Came to find some fellow Giant companionship.
Stayed for Grant.
I was desperate for some offseason baseball talk. Stuck around for the lulz.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I got super into the Giants in high school. As always, I started to look to the internet for more discussion. Posted at first on the official board in 02-03, but moved to a much smaller, private board at some point. It began to get full of weird drama after awhile, so when I found out about McC (I think in 2006?) I started posting here and then kept posting here and then posted a little more and then posted a lot more and then I became a mod. It was cool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This was pretty much my same path
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Well, except for the whole part about being a mod
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Someday...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SO BAD YOU CAN TASTE IT
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
I would be a terrible mod
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it doesn't stop howie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OHHHHHHH SNAP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You can't "Oh snap" your own posts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Feb 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
DON'T TELL YOURSELF WHAT YOU CAN'T DO
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF YOURSELF!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
I AM NOT THE BOSS OF MESELF?
well…

...Dr. Vader will see you now.
by lame-o on Feb 1, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
someone has WAYYY too much time on their hands
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
Counselling isn’t available.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Banned.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
You know what? A full ban sounds like a lot of work.
Warned.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, never mind.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
LARS WIELDS THE MIGHTY BANHAMMER
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
MJODNIR
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 3:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Oh well done
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
The banhammer is his penis.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
ASK VILIPHIED ABOUT IT
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I propose that we keep this meme around for 2011 season.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
The memes come and go according to their own schedule. To try and influence them is blasphemy.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Wait...What ? I was unaware that there were specific rules reagarding "meme"-ery :-)
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
Only your ignorance has saved you from eternal damnation. Now repent!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
are you perhaps a Southern Baptist Minister in your spare time ?
Pastor Johhny Disaster kind of has a ring to it.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
My uncle Monsignor Vic would be scandalized by that suggestion (Regis talks about him at around 1:50).
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
Can one of us someday become a Mod like you?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Dream the impossible dream
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
I can always dream, right?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Tastes like chicken.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Why is it stuff that supposedly “tastes like chicken” never does. It’s always weird stuff too. “Taste the rattlesnake brains, they tatse just like chicken”.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
Taste the happy Michael!
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
I am wondering if we came from the same board
I started there a bit later, (’04 i think) but this is what i found left of my first giants message board
I started there at the Giants virtual forum, and on the ESPN message boards back in ’04, but then migrated to the Giants Board.com when the great ESPN exodus occured, and eventually found my way over here in 06 or 07.
Yeah, it was that forum, though it was in a much different form at the time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember...
Yeah, before the drama began, it was a very active community. Nothing as large as MCC, but still active for back then. We we usually would have 10 or 12 people do the gameday chat, with Lars dropping in regularly as well. I went by the moniker Danimal1730 back then. Oh the old days….
Come on. What kind of drama?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Heavy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GRM IS A WOMAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOOTERS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Jporny, Lars and I are all in cahoots! We were all on the same boards at the same time. MAYBE WE ARE ALL THE SAME HIVE BRAIN BZZZZZZZZZZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Add me on the list of people that spent time on the old giants virtual forum. I remember spending quite a few nights in the gameday chats with a few of you guys. My name was Vit-D.
When was that? 06 maybe?
Number29/Number35 (who?) says “Sup”
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Whoa, I never knew!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Came here for the minor league news—I loved how Steve S compiled all the minor league stuff into one
daily post.
Not sure what got me reading Grant or the Diaries, but something prompted me to try a free sample and I ended up with a McC Premium-sized habit that I’ve been unable to shake.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
After my friend laughed at me for all the RBI, runs and pitching win beliefs, he introduced me to these newfangled stats to underscore just how completely awesome and dominant Barry Bonds was. He’s an A’s fan, so there was also much discussion of Rickey Henderson.
I don’t remember how I found the McCovey Chronicles. I like to think Grant found me, but then his lawyer sent this strongly worded letter so, for legal reasons, Ask Jeeves led me to the McCovey Chronicles.
that how it worked?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
huh... didn't know that
i was checkin that out for a while, but moreso checking out the giants message board on their own site
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
for me it was
ESPN -→Mercury News Forum—→SFGiants Official Board——→Lefty Malo———>>>>McC
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
Hmm, that's a good way to summarize
The WELL (1986) → Fantasy Baseball (1993) → SFGate (1995) → ESPN → Waiting for Boof → MCC.
Probably it was the Fantasy and then the Rob Neyer that got me thinking about metrics beyond the traditional ones.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Definitely old school
And still a cool place to be. $10/month keeps out a lot of riff-raff (and when I say that, I mean wingnuts).
I remember Gopher! And I remember an encyclopedia salesman coming to my door post-Gopher but pre-Web not really understanding me when I said I didn’t think that encyclopedias were going to remain relevant all that long.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
I was a regular on the old Livejournal sfgiantsfans community with Baron, Natto, and jcb9, and just eventually migrated over here with them. We even used to have our own gameday threads.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Somehow, I didn’t even know you were on there! Was your username different?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Saw some guy named bondslegend start saying FSDSFEWIREWLKRJWELREJW
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT GIANTS!!!!!!!! and so since then i felt like this was the place for me to let off some steam about how bad the giants were doing in 2009…
And it was pretty smart of me to do, since i’ve become the person at MCC to just OT the fuck out of every thread….
But hey, in all honesty, i love it here, the people make it pretty awesome, and i absolutely love reading Grant’s posts even though many dont think i pay much attention to what he says. Also it was pretty sweet getting pwned in 2009 when i talked bout how the Freddy Sanchez trade was good and how i didnt care about the stats…
But originally i would hang out at the giants site message board which wasn’t fun
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Bondslegend freak outs>Grants posts
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Most of you won’t remember, but E rants were the absolute winners. A striking combination of vicious satire, profanity, and get-off-my-lawn wisdom. Epic.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
He was a source of inspiration for me
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
A couple of years ago I was living in the DC area. I heard a guy on the radio talking about MMA named Luke Thomas and he was talking about his site Bloody Elbow. So I searched out Bloody Elbow, made an SBN account and started commenting there.
For some reason though I stopped commenting there and forgot about SBN altogether. Then I started talking to someone at the old Awful Announcing blog and he said he regularly read the sites over at SBN. It reminded me I still had an account there. So I started searching the other sites on the SBN platform and found McCovey Chronicles during June of 2009. I started commenting in the open threads and have never left.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I don’t remember anymore. That was another life, another world.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I think it was 2006 because I recall a thread about signing Zito. I posted poetry at the time.
I got into the Giants because I’d always liked baseball, in a sort of rejection of what I saw as the obvious and crass choices of basketball and football, and then I found out about the history of the New York Giants which dovetailed into my interest in early 20th century New York, and by that time I was in san Francisco and 1997 happened and then the ballpark opened and I started going. Strictly speaking, the ballpark is what confirmed me as a member of the congregation. Attendance, you know.
Also I was in love but he loved baseball and women so I loved baseball too.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Short answer: 2002
I always liked the Giants, which was somewhat of a marvel growing up, as I did, in St. Louis. But my dad was an SF native so the Giants were my No. 1 team. But I certainly also liked the Cardinals and generally was just a casual fan. Watched a couple of games a year, occasionally checked the standings, and that was about it.
Then came the 2002 playoffs. I think I watched one game of the NLDS against the Braves, but when it was Giants-Cardinals, St. Louis was in a fever pitch and my high school classmates in St. Louis turned on me. Apparently it was sacrilegious to root against the Cardinals and the sainted ghost of Darryl Kile, who meant that it was St. Louis’ DESTINY to win it all that year. and I had a choice: get serious or get out. I found out there’s nothing can make you a diehard quicker than being hated for your allegiance by everyone around you. The heartbreak that followed the NLCS only deepened my obsession. I’ve always been really into English classes and literature, and the Giants were like one great big Shakespearean tragedy or something. I was hooked.
I don’t remember exactly how I found McC, but it was sometime during my freshman year of college. I came to a Bay Area school, excited that I would finally get to hang out with MY kind of sports fans… and was distraught when it turned out that none of the people who became my good friends really liked sports all that much. McC was a coping mechanism and it turns out that Grant’s writing + internet and looking up stats + baseball = one hell of a drug.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Feb 1, 2011 2:28 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I pretty much avoid talking any baseball except the most generic “great day for a game” kind of thing with actual people. I like all the spambots here much better.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
Moved away from the Bay Area, and was looking for an internet community of Giants Fans.
Found this place instead.
Enjoyed the writing and discussion and never left…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
This
Is basically my answer too.
Don’t post much, come here for Grant’s writing and stay for you all’s comments.
Back in SF now but can’t imagine not having mcc in my daily life. This place, for me, is like what AA is for an alcoholic. It keeps my obsession in check and reminds me I’m not the only one.
I started reading Rob Neyer. That led me to Baseball Think Factory (Baseball Primer in the old days, before Baseball Prospectus got pissy and sent a cease-and-desist letter). I somehow stumbled upon this place, and Grant said he had seen me post at BTF. And begged me to stay to class this place up. At least that’s how I remember it.
I think I started here in 2005? Maybe 2006?
I started watching – scratch that – remember watching Giants games from about 1978. My mom was a big fan, and McCovey was her favorite player. So he became my favorite player.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:30 PM PST reply actions
Baseball primer was the place I went to to read about baseball during my years in exile in the homeland. I remember you. I never joined in, of course, because the numbers were way over my head.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’m a lawyer. Trust me, I wasn’t running the numbers either.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Grand jury says otherwise.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
We didn’t actually change the name due to BP, but because we never really liked the name to begin with. It’s not really a primer of anything. Baseball Primer was literally Baseball Primer because about 7 people were looking at names and it was the only one that nobody actively hated.
by D.Szymborski on Feb 1, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
you know
they have creams and stuff nowadays for those things
San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit
by free f.p. #14 on Feb 1, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
But nobody had mentioned ZiPS!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
BP has a very different meaning for me.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
One of my league mates...
is an A’s fan and would not shut up about Athletics Nation. I checked it out and said “I wish there was a Giants one”, and then there was. I have been making at least one not well thought comment about every six months or so, under numerous Call Signs, because it took me forever to come up with Dead Rebel, and I think its a very cool name. Very, very, cool. Almost Uber-Cool, like mccoveychronicles.com.
Wait, are you suggesting that your wish made mccoveychronicles exist? Can you wish that Stephen Drew would insist on playing for the Giants?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
My dad has always had season tickets.
My earliest Giants memory is walking out of game 3 of the NLDS, extremely upset because the season was over and I wouldn’t get to see Shawn Estes pitch anymore….I was 8, and I still don’t understand my logic on that one.
I was ages 7 through 15 in the successful season of 1997-2004, and being a very outgoing child, during that period I began to experiment with baseball. I played. I attended. I watched. Soon, I was addicted. (Actually, I think I started playing tee-ball at 4, much too early an age to be introduced to such an addictive substance) My addiction grew. One day, my friend linked me to “this funny dude’s blog.” However, I see this not as a blog, but as BAA, Baseball Addicts Anonymous.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
ALSO
I definitely was reading and thought “what the hell is electronic mail?”
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
My dad’s from SF and Carson City is Giants territory so I’ve been a Giants fan forever. I found this place via random google searches, lurked around for a while, and then finally showed my face a few weeks after the World Series when Seattle friends were sick of me talking Giants baseball and I was still covered in Series glow.
For some reason, I’m still here.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
my story about finding McC is almost identical to this. My friends stopped listening to me (my roommate is from NY, and a Yankees fan /vomit) and I’d been reading the posts here, finally decided to join up after the WS.
I was born in Marin County, raised in Sac, so I’ve been a Giants fan since God-knows-when. My parents actually attended the first game ever played at AT&T (then PacBell).
San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit
by free f.p. #14 on Feb 1, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
MARIN COUNTY REPRESENT!
born and raised, man. born and raised.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Clark County NV or Clark County WA
born in/on Camp Pendelton myself. The complete opposite of Clark County NV
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
Whoo north Marin County
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Nice
I was born in Greenbrae, moved to Orangevale, East Sac, when I was 4. Lived there til I moved to college
San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit
by free f.p. #14 on Feb 1, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Lots of Sacsters here, f.p.
Where is college?
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
wait, is this THE F.P. Santangelo?
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Almost certainly.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Where my hughes county people at?
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Nowhere lol.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions
Huh. Everyone seems to be telling extensive stories here...so I guess I'll chip in.
Also, its better than doing homework.
As said, I’ve always been a Giants fan. Its what my dad and I bonded over when I was a little kid. You know the, the usual story…hanging out in the yard, listening to the radio, playing catch, hearing stories about Marichal and Mays. That sort of thing. Anyways, I was born in ‘92, so Snow, Bonds, Kent, Aurilia, Nen…that’s the team I fell in love with as a little kid.
I lost some interest in high school after we moved to Seattle. We were “far away”, Giants games weren’t on TV anymore, and its hard to get KNBR. More importantly probably, a lot was changing, and I don’t handle change very well. Since I wasn’t following the team particularly closely, it seemed like every time I DID check-in someone had left and there were more new faces. I hated it, really. I know these things have to change, but I already hated moving, so I wasn’t very happy about it.
Anyways, I was still in-touch enough to know about Timmy and such. And more importantly, I was in-touch enough to know about the no-hitter. That’s what REALLY re-sparked my interest. In part, it was because hey, no-hitter! And it was so ridiculously perfect. And in a rather strange way, it was because, watching video footage online, I saw Rags on camera, and realized that maybe things weren’t COMPLETELY different. So, I started paying real attention again, reading articles, watching highlights, trying to get KNBR at night and streaming them online, etc.
And…yeah. Here I am. On McC. Being a baseball nerd. And now I have to go catch a bus.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Precious. In the good way.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you? I think. ;)
Its funny…because my dad taught me to love baseball. And yet, at the moment at least, I’m paying far more attention than he is. Yay, internet?
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Wow, it feels like you’ve been here longer than that.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
LOLefthanded compliment
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Heh, well, it might have been less than a few weeks after the Series, but yeah, I haven’t been posting for all that long. Of course, I have a lot of time to kill in college, so I’m here a lot :p.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
We should start a Giants/Silmarillion fan club.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
…McMaedhros Chronicles?
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
That will inevitably have slashy undertones.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
sl

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
FUCKING ELVES
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
HOT
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
YES
Whatever happened to McWhisky Chronicles?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I think its being run on someone’s old laptop…there’s a link buried in fanposts somewhere.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
No updates since the 15th.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Email me and I’ll send you a login. I’ve been busy, overworked and sick.
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
Me too. Semester ended, new one started, etc. . . .
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure there’s much I would do with a login given that I don’t drink, but my sympathies.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I am pleasantly surprised by the number of you who are Giants fans despite not being from Northern California (or close enough to it), either because your parent(s) were fans or you just chose the Giants anyway.
That’s cool.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:32 PM PST reply actions
/is in this line
I was a Pirates fan because I loved baseball and my little league team was the Pirates. I defected with Bonds.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
I had my doubts at times.
Giants fandom has been a real roller coaster ride while Pirates fandom seems like it would be a long, constant stream of suckitude.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Grew up in San Diego in the 60's and 70's
what was I supposed to be a Padres Fan ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
My father is a Dodger fan, and had no influence on me. The Thrill’s charm was way too powerful.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Feb 1, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
Counselling isn’t available.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm
I hereby diagnose you with SARD: school administrator repetition disorder. This malady is most often present in educators who have been repeatedly told that, no matter what it is they are asking for, it is either not budgeted for or whatever was budgeted for it has been diverted to other programs. Symptoms include conniptions, tremors, nausea, and repeatedly responding “x isn’t available”, where x is some form of service once offered by schools.
Sadly, there is no known cure. Hopefully some celebrity will be along to start a telethon.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions
“Sorry no money in the budget for new books. Also, I’ve just been informed that our budget has been cut by 10% so hopefully we can find that money in places other than salary. Anything else I can help you with?”
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
My best friend growing up had a Dodger Fan for a dad, the dad also looked exactly like Saddam
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Feb 2, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
As I said, I grew up in Long Beach,
But neither of the teams down there held any charm for me.
But I always had a thing for the Giants.
More than once my parents caught me trying to sneak out of the house at night as a child.
My explanation was that I was running away to San Francisco.
Twenty years later, I finally did.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
My mom is a Padres fan & my dad is a Yankee fan
I credit Shawn Estes for bringing me in
"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Twiitter: @gobroks
Blog: GMPotential.blogspot
what a horrible mix of baseball fandom
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
My father proposed to my mother at Chavez Ravine.
Snaked the prize pouch out of a box of Cracker Jacks, slipped in the ring, and glued it back up.
Seventh inning stretch, he makes an ostensible trip for snacks.
I exist because of a Dodgers game.
This? This is what I live with.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Well. Let’s think this through, without jumping to conclusions. Unless I’m missing something here, you were most likely not conceived at said Dodger game, so basing your existence on a Dodger game is silly.
No, you exist as a living tribute to the greatness of the game- alcohol and baseball, bringing families together since 1880 (ish)
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
/drinks to this . . .
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
(notice my improved grammar? I’m capping it now!)
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
Fail. Notice wasn’t capped
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
Mechanics and Grammar are different things.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:51 AM PST up reply actions
So capitalization is mechanics, and grammar is punctuation, sentence structure, etc?
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:54 AM PST up reply actions
Not really. Maybe we can talk tomorrow. I must to bed.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:59 AM PST up reply actions
Differentiating between any distinct aspect of writing and grammar on the Internet is a failed enterprise, as I well know by now. All errors, spelling, style, rhetorical, dictive, etc., are attributed to grammar, and anyone who points them out is a grammar Nazi.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Yah. That is mein kampf.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
NAZI
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You are the grammar commie.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 2, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
That’s why I do all my line edits in red pen.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Grammar and sickle
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 2, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
I allow for the consideration that it is likely that I would not be the same person (that is, the same configuration of human “stuff”, to say the least, even if ignoring the importance of time and space in my causal chain) if not for that game: who knows what I would be, or if I would be at all, without that prerequisite. Ergo, I-as-I-am is owed to it.
But I much prefer your alternative.
I think I’d rather go with that.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Still,
you exist as a living tribute to the greatness of the game- alcohol and baseball, bringing families together since 1880 (ish)
I may have a new sig.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Go for it.
I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I just used it already at 12:30am
haha, I think this is going to be my new sig^
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions
Offers digital shot of Jameson to waelwulf.
/see you all tomorrow . . . might tell my story again, but you’ve all heard it
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:53 AM PST up reply actions
Tell me another bedtime story, Daddy!!
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:55 AM PST up reply actions
SF Native, sports-loving family with 1986 being my first year in little league, it was easy to be a Giants fan, but hard to get a #22 jersey. I got to one game of the 1989 WS, Game 4, in Oakland. Terrible. I kind of liked the Bash Brothers until that point. Now, I despise the A’s. I never played ball beyond LL as I had another mistress named football, but I still bled Black & Orange. I joined the Giants Foreign Legion when I went to college in San Diego. We Hooligan’d Up Jack Murphy/Qualcom to the Nth degree with What’s the Matter With Kotsays? and other such awesomeness. Game 6 2002 was shaping up to be an epic celebration in Vegas, but it was not to be. Returned to SF in 2004 and wanted to find some “real” Giants coverage, you know, fringe-y, but not lunatic fringe-y and stumbled onto SB Nation and MCC somehow. Thought mesokrabby sounded funny and accurately described my attitude as a Giants fan in 2004, so I went with that.
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
Fat Guy Coalition
Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
I came here for the news!
My son told me of this site.
I clicked, I read, I laughed.
I’ve stayed, for the writers riffing off one another
Bring me home, Dusty Rhodes
by jestasmaltownboy on Feb 3, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Johnny Dangerously . . .
. . . he knows all the chords.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
My actual Giants memory
I remember being a little kid and sitting in the “Family Pavilion” out in right field at Candlestick. I remember one game where I got lost in the bathroom at Candlestick and my dad finding me in a random stall. I also remember a home run ball going through my dad’s hands and landing a couple rows back as someone else got the home run ball.
Unfortunately the first year I remember starting to watch the Giants was the dreaded 93 season. I remember after the Salomon Torres game crying afterward and my dad saying to me, “Get used to disappointment with the Giants. They’ll always break your heart.”
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
And then came 2010!!!
TGWTWS!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
And then came 2010
I’ll never forget my dad lighting fireworks in the driveway after the Giants winning the series.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
VERY IMPORTANT OFF TOPIC:
I am in Oregon. I just had an It’s-It.
Success.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
The mint green kind...?
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
by D4P on Feb 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Hell no. those are crap
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Cappucino are good. Traditional vanilla is still the winner.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Get off my Klondike!!!
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
phillestine
although these days my tastes do run to the cappuchino primarily
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Why was I not informed of the cappuchino varietal? Is it vanilla only at the ballpark?
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
and wait a sec
there’s a chocolate variety? Why wasn’t this office informed? And why don’t they have that at my local Safeway? They have the other 3.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
racist!
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
They only have vanilla at the corner store by my house. I’m just happy I can have an it’s-it even though I’m not home in SF.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
My family has shipped It’s-Its to me in Chicago. It’s-It will ship a case in dry ice. Super win.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Delicious, isn’t it?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I’m from SF, I’m just so happy that I can get them here.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Feb 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
huh
Can I have IT’S-IT products shipped to my home?
Yes, IT’S-IT can ship products anywhere in the Continental United States. To order them online, please click here.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
IM CLICKING UR POST BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
$19 for a case, with $67 shipping and handling. Totally worth it.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
I got 99 cases but no room in my freezer
The shipping/handling to product cost gets a lot better if you order 99 cases.
I like that they break out shipping and handling seperately when you order.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
heh
I thought maybe the link just didn’t copy from their page, but there’s no link there either.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I saw them in the Safeway in North Bend over the weekend
and have sighted them in the Eugene Airport too. For those of you that are desperate.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
I bet they wouldn’t let you pump the ice cream delicacy into your mouth on your own.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
Coming soon . . .
in a subtle whiskey flavor.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I've never had one but I can't imagine it would be any better than a schwans sundae cone.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
I lurked the Giants board on ESPN for years, even though I 1) never wrote anything and 2) didn’t like most of the posters there, even the pro-Giants ones. It was also troll-heavy, and at some point the censoring become nothing short of ridiculous. If I recall correctly, someone got banned for mentioning the last name of Steely Dan’s lead singer (figure it out).
Someone there had linked to WFB. Read it on occasion, then it became MCC. Liked this community better. Stuck around.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions
GiantsRainMan
’nuf said.
Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.
WHERE DID HE GO!?!?!?!?!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
A place where he can run free, unbound by the rules of man.
"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10
by Josh from Hollywood on Feb 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
To a place called Kokomo.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
That’s where we want to go
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To get away from it all.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Aruba, Jamaica
ooh, I wanna take ya
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
Bermuda, Bahamas, c'mon pretty momma.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
I can’t get the song out of my head.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
I hate that song.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
But it’s so nice.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
That song isn’t the boss of my opinion about that song!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
Is that what they’re saying? I always mumble through that line.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Can the next "It's-still-the-offseason-so-let's-have-some-sort-of-throwaway-thread-where-interaction-is-encouraged" thread be "Your favorite random Giant, and why"?
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
I cared about the Giants
But I didn’t really invest myself into them until the strike shortened season when Bonds and Matt Williams (especially Williams) was gonna challenge the HR record. Ever since then I’ve dedicated every baseball season to living and dying by the Orange and Black.
This site… I think I found this on a link from Merkin’s giantsboard.com website or the old old school espn.com giantsboard (where there I’m dub07). :/
My Photo Blog: http://eyeprints.tumblr.com
SIGN UP :D http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/ch3zyp00fs
I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
i found out about MCC during the WE BELIEVE SEASON
i was all up in the Warriors that year, i could feel it brewing early, like the Giants last year…..once i found the warriors on SB Nation and Fast Break, it didn’t take but a day to find all the sweet Giant spots….now they are way to politically correct at the Dubs site but it is still good….
MCC is the KING of the INTERWEBZ
GRANT AS COURT JESTER
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
What time is it? IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!1
During the 2007 season my buddy who is a DBacks fan sent me a link to AZSnakepit. Seeing their site I figured there must be a Giants equivalent. I quickly realized you nerbs knew more about stats than me so I just started making ‘TWSS’ comments all over the place.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
TWSS
Am I doing it right?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck yeah!
/grabs crotch
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Whose crotch?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
Went on the official giants fan forums since 2001
and then when there was a separatist movement to the Giants Virtual Forum, i lurked there for a while and then lurked here for a good 2 years. Then joined here finally to post in the Alderson/Sanchez trade freakout threads.
if you are an official member of the Giants Lunatic Fringe
it is required you follow MCC and the Grantfather
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
What time is it? IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!1
Reading everyone's comments
I’m glad I didn’t used to post on old Giants forums.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
MCC has had its weird moments but it’s impressive that it’s been around so long and grown the way it has without a TON of weird drama.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
…not that there hasn’t been some.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
shoulda banned you!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
heh
I had one where I was really asking for it.
That was a bad day.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Sadly
I’ve somehow missed much of the drama, like when certain commentators were banned. I was here though when Chop got Chopped.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
you mean McCovey's McCoven meetup?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
should i show up drunk?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
too much money, nah
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
That reminds me. I would seriously increase my fruit consumption if I had a good recipe for a gin smoothie
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
I do have a good Pruno recipe.
Pruno, a prison wine created from fruit, sugar and ketchup, is such a vile and despicable beast in the California state penal system that prisoners can’t eat fresh fruit at lunch.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
Just reading about pruno makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. Oh god I’m dying. An excerpt:
Stinky Baby Pruno needs a bath. Real bad
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
I read about that for a case last year. It sounds like the nastiest shit in the world.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
I joined McC sometime in 2005, I think. I vaugley remember the Boof site.
As far as baseball in general, I played baseball in my youth and always loved the game. The numbers side of baseball always drew me in. I used to play baseball sims (like Sierra’s Front Page Sports) for hours and hours when I was younger. I would spend huge blocks of time creating teams and tweaking rosters. I wasn’t as much into baseball during highschool, but after I graduated I got back into the sport. Mostly from reading BBTF and Baseball Prospectus.
BP’s “Baseball Between the Numbers” was a like a gateway drug. I read it several times and I think it did a great job of laying out some of the basic saber stuff. I started blogging in 2006 and since then I’ve thought more about baseball than any other time in my life. I think what I like about baseball the most is that it’s a good catalyst for me to learn how to do other things: stats, graphs, trying to learn R, writing. There’s always something to learn.
I think my wife thinks I’m crazy.
Ask me about my blog.
You are crazy.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Xanthan and 49er16 are married?
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Don’t tell anyone.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I would never marry someone who likes the 49ers. Jeez, have a little self respect.
Ask me about my blog.
My love of the Niners isn’t the same as it used to. I picked the 49er16 user-name, because I’m not that creative.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Don’t let him control you like that. You are part of this marriage too.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
DON'T TELL JUDY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Moneyball was the book for me. Completely changed the way I percieved the game
San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit
by free f.p. #14 on Feb 1, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Very important book for me too
Not just in baseball. Made me really start to question lots of stuff.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
It wasn't that big
I got the paperback version.
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You were the only person with an image in his signature.
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OT: Bad news if you watch sporting events using streams on the internet
http://torrentfreak.com/us-resume-file-sharing-domain-seizures-110201/
US authorities have seized the domain of the hugely popular sports streaming and P2P download site Rojadirecta. The site, which is one of the most visited sites on the Internet, lost its .org domain which now redirects to a notice from DOJ/ICE. Rojadirecta is an unusual target because two courts in Spain have ruled that the site operates legally, and other than the .org domain the site has no links to the US.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
They already shut down ADTHE and Channelsurfing
I don’t get why homeland security is doing this now. They shut down a popular hip hop site called World Star Hip Hop last week too and are cracking down on all streaming sports this week.
ADTHE is down? Damn.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
only until adthe.ru or some such pops up tomorrow
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
icwudt
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
actually, they’re already back up…atdhe.me
LOL government
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
how does the .me differ from .(whatever)
do they not have the authority to shut down sites with certain domain names?
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
if the DNS provider isn't based in the US
then the US gov’t has no authority over it.
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
but what if, like I have read the gov’t wants to do, they are able to get those sites blocked by United States ISPs, would that be possible, or do 1st Amendment rights keep the gov’t from blocking any video streaming sites (technically, the video streaming sites would be deemed copyright infringement by US courts, I would assume)
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
adthe.hal
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
why is HS doing this?
Cause they are bought and paid for by the entertainment lobby
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
mostly this
copyright in this country is ridiculous.
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
I’m pretty sure the only reason “Homeland security” does this is because copyright infringement is a federal crime and is therefore pursued by the federal law enforcement groups, and therefore falls under the DHS.
And to be fair, (despite my use of these services), these guys aren’t exactly innocent, I imagine they make a good amount of ad revenue off streaming content they have no right to.
I posted something about this going to happen a few months ago. The bill to shut down video streaming sites was in the backseat of a much more expansive bill about something completely different
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
well actually what they plan to do is block all of these sites from ISP Providers in the US, so while the sites would still run, no one could access them because no ISP Provider is allowed to offer them through their networks because the sites are basically copyright infringment
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
they do that all the damn time
and it really pisses me off.
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
like the Rave Act was in the backseat of the Amber Alert Bill back in 2003, I want to say? I had to do a paper on this exact topic, so I remember it well. The Rave Act prohibited clubs or promoters from selling water at raves, among other things.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
Yawn
Call me when myp2p goes down. Then I’ll freak out.
Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)
are baseball games going to be available on myp2p this year? I will probably have downtime at the FD at times this season to watch games, but I cant just pay mlb to watch Giants games since I’m in a blackout area, so I figure I’ll just watch games on video streaming sites.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
I grew up a Washington Senators fan since they were my local team.
This was back before they became the Rangers and even before they became the Twins. Then we moved to San Francisco and lo! There was a team there! In 1974, we went to a Sunday doubleheader and never looked back. The mister got a book from the library called “Percentage Baseball” by Earnshaw Cooke and he never looked back. All the stats analysis and jobs with the Giants and A’s back a couple of decades ago came about because my dad was a Nats fan and I watched games with him.
Then I discovered this place and now need to get a jersey with my name on it right after I get the replica WS ring.
LOL Earnshaw Cooke.
I’ll be getting the jersey too, as soon as my tax return comes. Filed yesterday!!!
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Out of idle curiosity,
why is Earnshaw Cooke humorous?
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
Same reason as LOL Urban Shocker. (op. cit.)
No child born in this decade will be name Urban, Earnshaw, or Orville.
I wanted to name Alex “Urban.” Of course, I was “high” at the time.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
I may name my kid Earnshaw just to show you you’re wrong.
That’s right, I’ll ruin his/her life out of SPITE!
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:06 AM PST up reply actions
and for someone I don’t even know, either!!
TAKE THAT!!!
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
Such indignation.
Your real name must be Orville.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
I wish. I got stuck with Eric
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I wanted to name Alex "Urban."
It’s not too late.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Just completed my first ever draft of a unit calendar. It is awful and very much a draft.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whose.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dumas
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
I happen to like Alexandre Dumas.
Pere, not Fils.
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
My son told me about McC, so I read a couple of posts. As soon as I read the words, “That’s not just me talking; that’s science,” I figured I was in the right place.
Ready to see the RollOver Twins (Rowand and Renteria) retire
Good timing
They had shirts made with that quote.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, sat behind WalrusMan at a game last year and recognized him as A McC guy because he was wearing one.
I enjoyed that World's Championship so much, I think they should do it again.
how old is your son again?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He’s 30
#preparingselfforoldguyjokes
I enjoyed that World's Championship so much, I think they should do it again.
#itwasawalrusmanjoke
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I found McC via a men's room wall at the Vacaville Black Oak Restaurant
You may rent the Denver Omelette at the Black Oak, but you own McCovey Chronciles for life.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
That’s currently my favorite MCC discovery story. Because it features a men’s room wall.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
FOR A GOOD TIME ASK VILLIPHIED ABOUT ALEX_LEWIS' PENIS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
My timeline
- My first ancestors were apes, but slowly evolved, sporting less hair and gradually learning to eat with utensils.
- Baseball was invented, and my family followed it.
- This only led to strife: my father was a Yankees fan, my mother a Red Sox fan.
- I was born, and became a Giants fan (though I was briefly afflicted with A’s fever in the early 80’s).
- Then The Lord said, “Let there be Will Clark”, and there was. And it was awesome.
- In 2002, I Googled “Jesse Foppert” and Waiting for Boof was the #1 hit.
- I learned what a “metric” is, and stopped obsessing over RBI’s.
- In 2010, the Giants won the World Series.
- ???
- $$$
"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10
by Josh from Hollywood on Feb 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
First started following the Giants closely in 1993 after the near move to Tampa
I’m pretty sure I joined MCC because I needed a place to bitch about Armando Benitez. The fact that my first comment was a week before this game backs that up.
THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Feb 1, 2011 3:08 PM PST reply actions
I think the crudely drawn Armando Benitez picture was my first bump of pure McC. I think that’s when I started lurking. That image still makes me laugh. After the rage subsides.
Never forget

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by Natto on Feb 1, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
This was done during a period when I honestly considered using MS Paint to create a humorous, second-hand version of every drawing you posted here. God, I had a lot of free time in college.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
Never forget

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
“For the cash, son. For the cash.”
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
You can’t see the other side of his jersey, where it says DA.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Sometimes when I don’t want to search for porn on the Internet, I turn on an episode of one of her shows.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
An co-worker of mine ruined that a bit when she remarked, “Doesn’t she have the arms of a T-Rex?” Sorry, but I don’t like my dinosaurs sexy or my sexy chefs prehistoric.
Speak for yourself!
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Whatever.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
Uh huh. Too late.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright
Armando
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/weeps
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
Someone across the street from me is running a gas-powered snow blower up and down the sidewalk. In the middle of a blizzard. I mean, what the hell? Trying to get a head start?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:10 PM PST reply actions
There’s so much snow on my windows I can’t even tell if it’s snowing anymore. I suspect that it is.
THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Feb 1, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Practice.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Odd way to do a snowblow, but sure.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Twenty-aught-nine, it was
I had selected the Giants to be my team after a lengthy, exhaustive process of watching a TV commercial and spending forty seconds on Wikipedia to learn Tim Lincecum’s name.
I was casting about for some good information about the other twenty-four men on the roster, and somehow a Google search dumped me into the middle of a delightfully Grantish Giants/Rockies preview. I joined on July 25, and made my first post, The Day I Realized I Had McCovenism, on July 27.
LIVE EST
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
I remember that fanpost!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yep. It was just a few days after I saw my first Giants game, against the Braves in Atlanta.
LIVE EST
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
I remember looking this up a while ago.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fad36f554f/snl-celebrity-jeopardy-12-7-96
Oops, I did get the wrong one
you need the one with Jeff Goldblum…. about the 6:00 mark…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25633d24e1/snl-celebrity-jeopardy-5-9-98
I came here looking for news.
the usual channels just didn’t deliver enough information. Even the crap on sfgiants.com didn’t feel, ?accurate?
I have been a Giants fan all my life. Indoctrinated by family. One of my earliest photos at age ?4? with my Giants cap on that I refused to take off for the Sears photographer. I grew up in Redding, 4+ hours away from the ballpark. We still went to a game or so a year. We listened to games on the radio. I went to school at Saint Mary’s (hi gallo) 87-91 and spent many nights in the $2.50 bleachers, before there were bleachers. I spent 92-95 in LA, going to the first 3 of the last 4 games in LA in 93. I found alt.baseball.sf-giants in 1999, while exiled in Dallas TX for a year. I came back in 2000, and took a job at 3rd & Brannon and worked a block from the ball park for the next 4 years. Lunches in the archways, tickets by raising my hand on the walk to the park, playoffs, WS all of it. I moved back up to Redding in 04, where again, starved for information, I found Boof/MCC. My schedule just never fit with participating in MCC, so I was always a lurker, reading posts and comments always a day behind.
I finally created a MCC account in early 09 sometime as I jumped into fantasy baseball after avoiding it for years. The Spilborghs game was the first time a game ran late enough, I was at the keyboard, and I was PISSED OFF enough to actually participate. During the playoffs and WS, I couldn’t even pretend to be doing something else, so I tried the simulcast participation. I have tried to be a participant, and not just a lurker since. But like yesterday, there were a bunch of great conversations, but by the time I got to them at 10pm, I would have been that guy showing up at the party as everyone is clearing the cups off the tables.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
what??? No, you’re not late to the party. Not at all.
/continues to clear table and pick up empty cups.
Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.
OH COOL somebody is still here!
On Grant’s rant about the videos, I search constantly for a copy of the 2002 NLCS game 5. Itunes, bit torrent, Youtube, etc.
I am in it, right after the Bell slide, with my BRING ON THE MONKEY sign. I would hand over fists of cash for a high quality copy of that so I can add it to my collection.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Fuck Ryan Spillborghs
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
no kidding.
OK I think I can forgive the Angels 2002, and even 2003 now. Maybe even the 2000 10th inning Mets game.
But that ()#$)#($#)($ Spillborghs game and the 1993 LA game still burn me. A WS win still doesn’t seem to clear the air on those.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I still hate that game
But last I checked, the San Francisco Giants won the 2010 World Series.
The Rockies have the humidLOLr
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Barry Bonds
He brought me back to the sport. I liked baseball as a young kid, but in a very general sense. I’d come home and ask my dad if any baseball games were on that night. It didn’t really matter who was playing, and although the Giants were #1 in our house, I don’t think I was old enough to really care about them specifically. My interest disappeared through high school though (apparently a common theme), my guess is because I was just too busy with other stuff.
Then Bonds went apeshit when I was in college and I started following the Giants like a madman. It didn’t hurt that some of my best friends in college were from SF and hardcore Giants fans as well. Then, I came across Moneyball somehow (gift maybe, I can’t remember which is sort of sad) and I became a baseball maniac in a very different way.
Somehow, again not entirely sure how, I came across Athletics Nation and I loved it. At the time, the writers and commentors there were hilarious and intelligent. But I wasn’t and couldn’t be an A’s fan, even though I very much idolized Billy Beane at the time. After a while reading AN, I finally came to the realization that there might be a similar blog dedicated to the Giants. Luckily, there was one and even luckier, it was filled with funnier and more intelligent writers and people. So, here I’ve been.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I just previewed and whoops I am truly sorry for the length.
I grew up in Long Beach. My parents were marginal Dodgers fans.
They took us to Angels games now and then, and my brother and I would try to follow as best we could.
I remember liking the excitement and the precision of the numbers on the backs of baseball cards,
But I wasn’t really sure how to watch baseball, if that makes sense. I had trouble grasping the principles behind the pitching staff and the rotation. I was a soccer kid, primarily; these things were alien to me.
But I do remember the Giants. I was young, but I remember Bret Butler and Dave Dravecky, and Will Clark, and later the up-and-coming Barry Bonds. Later, when I hit my adolescent anti-sports phase and openly derided baseball and football, I still felt for the most part that it was something that I just didn’t get. I asked people to explain it to me and was met, for the most part, with shrugs. The Giants were only a part of that, though I retained a distinct respect for them. Perhaps because they were they only team I recognized that didn’t wear some combination of red and white and blue. At the time, it was steroids this and slugger that and expansion teams and suddenly all my friends started liking the Yankees.
It wasn’t a good path back into baseball.
When I finally moved up here to San Francisco a few years ago, I resolved to follow the Giants. I hated that as much as I tried, I couldn’t seem to “get” baseball. But then it started to click. To watch games as contests between pitchers, to understand the importance of batting order. I started reading everything I can, picking through glossaries and NL history. Some things that I didn’t understand before I came to recognize as foolish, and others became clear in their import. Then I went to a Giants game and fell in love with the park.
Toward the end of 2009, the relationship that I was in began its long, toxic collapse that lasted until just about six months ago. There was a lot of fighting, a lot of nights at the bar, a lot of just wanting to give up. But the nights at the bar afforded me opportunities to watch the Giants, and on the nights when I stayed in, I started watching the Game Day graphic while I putzed around elsewhere online.
By the time I was once again on my own, I’d grown accustomed to hanging onto the Giants play-by-plays and news updates. “Torture” had resonated with me, the narrow victories and ongoing struggle. I started feeling optimistic again in the fall, which I just now realized is when the Giants started to turn things around.
That’s kind of funny.
Anyway, I found McC because I was looking for a blog that would help me keep up, learn more, and give me a frame of reference. I can’t contribute much in the way of stats analysis or predictions, because I just don’t have that kind of depth. But I enjoy the conversation, and I’m a big fan of the front page stories.
Talking about the Giants just feels better.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
just ask Villiphied
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’m sure I’ll be tired of this by about, oh, 2014
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, take your time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Villiphied!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT ALEX_LEWIS’ PENIS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
This meme is seriously testing my ability to refrain from posting inappropriate images.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve already posted pictures of my zucchini.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DO NOT TEMPT ME
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Dang
I missed a new meme? Linkage please?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Alex said what’s in my sig.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Haha, fantastic
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Misquoted. I believe I said “You didn’t go to the after party! Ask Villiphied!” Or something.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Meme whore.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
I think I missed the source of this memë
Can somebody explain?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Kindred spirit!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I started out rooting for the A’s mostly because dingerz and because at 6 years old I didn’t understand how evil the DH rule is. Then I started to really like Clark, Thompson and Williams. The day Barry signed my transition to full time Giants fandom was complete. I think I actually found this place through GSoM.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
I became a Giants fan because of two things that happened late in the ’97 season, described here:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/1/1/1907575/new-years-resolutions-throughout-the-history-of-the-san-francisco#55867579
I thought all Interwebz Giants fans posted on SFgiants.com and SFGate.com and, well…that was crap. I joined MCC on a whim one September day in ‘09 and was hooked when this very site broke the news that TIM LINCECUM WAS OMG OMG INJURED AND MADISON BUMGARNER WAS GETTING CALLED UP TO MAKE HIS START!!! And the guy that broke the news was SF Pete and he was Peter Magowan! (Yeah, I didn’t know better back then and believed Natto. =\ )
They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.
"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."
I still think he’s Peter Magowan.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’m pretty sure I never made such a claim.
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Aha, it was NOT you!
GET IT? PETE = PETER!
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.
"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."
omg HEIMY WOULD KNOW
he’s on the O&B Attack!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Fun Fact
For every SFGate.com comment you read, you lose one IQ point.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Wow, what if you read a yahoo.com comment or /shudders a youtube.com one?
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Public comments after every news item are possibly the worst idea the Internet had in the last decade.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
It really should be standard practice for the comments section to be hidden/linked by default.
I know I shouldn’t keep scrolling, but lawd knows I can’t help myself.
And then I get real sad.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
THATS WHAT GRANT SAYS
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
snoozegroups represent!
..oh, and I’m a snoozegroup vet from way back. I like numbers, I lick hackish analysis more than careful causal inference, and I have loved baseball since I was nine years old and the Giants were busy stinking up Candlestick (but The Other Clark hit okay, at least). I used to post minor-league lines to the newsgroup daily, but was happy when Steve S picked it up, since shortly after that I got a life and didn’t have time.
As a bonus, this allowed me more fully to develop my insufferable online persona, so you may thank Steve not only for his tireless posting, but for all the fine Wcw Wuz Right humor around here. None of those jokes happen without Steve.
I read that as “lick hashish analysis”
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting idea. That might make my fanposts a lot more amusing.
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I am going to Amsterdam on Saturday. Perhaps my mind is elsewhere.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
My wife and I passed through a decade back. A high point of our visit was overhearing a hungry tourist who had wandered into a cafe looking over the offerings and asking plaintively, ‘do you have anything that isn’t space food?’
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t been since 2004, and then it was only for a day and a half.
My GF and I will have a week there, minus one day in Bruges and perhaps a day trip somewhere else in the general area. Nice.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a fun town. A little strange, a little creepy, but definitely interesting.
It helps that when we were there, a good friend’s ex-gf who had moved back happened to run into us. And I do mean, run — she nearly ran her bicycle into us.
I like the masses of bicycles.
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
In Bruges
Check out this little restaurant called Pro Deo. So good, we kept returning for every dinner during our stay. Their leek soup was unforgettable.
Enjoy your trip.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
I read that as snoodgroup. Man I loved snood. I kicked ass it in college.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
By Giants fans or non-Giants fans? I don’t think Giants fans underrate Will Clark at all.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, ok. That makes more sense.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Fun Fact
Career OPS+
Jack Clark: 137
Will Clark: 137
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
My friend (a Dodger fan) hates Jack Clark. So he gets extra points for that.
He hates Will Clark, too. So, it’s still a tie.
I always thought Chili Davis deserved more love.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Darrell Evans is also a candidate
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Evans beats him in BBRef WAR.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Once, when asked about all the _long_ foul balls he hit at the 'Stick,
Doody said, “It’s not my fault they put the foul pole where they did”.
And yes, the period goes outside the quote marks. Bring it on!!!
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
I did, too.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Man
I’m re-reading the “wcw was right!” thread, and there are some gems in there.
Giants vs. Braves in late 2010 ought to be a fun game.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he’ll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
hahaha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Heyward went 2-3 off Bumgarner in Game 4!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was so sad in the 8th inning of Game 3. I thought Romo had blown it twice, and I wasn’t feeling much like a Romosexual.
Then, happy things happened. I thank Freddy for that 2-strike, 2-out hit to keep it alive
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
I had already begun to adore F. Sanchez.
That clinched it.
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
I kind of miss epic freakout threads
Then again, epic celebration threads are much more fun.
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
So what you’re saying is it is harder to be a “happy” fan when your team does good things?
If you’ve not nothing to complain about, Grant doesn’t have a job
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
He was very adamant in his Heyward vs Bumgarner / Alderson vs Porcello stuff, to the point where it did feel like trolling at times (even if he did really believe it).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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by Natto on Feb 1, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This never gets old.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
One of the ones I’m most proud of.
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Up to 4 players!
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
What does KA mean?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
Kids-to-Adults. An early rating system.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I want to keep this up, but I don’t want to.
Thanks.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
Kids to Adults
They later changed it to E.
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KAPPA ALPHA?!?!?!?!?! FUCK THOSE GUYS
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
KAPPA MIKEY? FUCK THAT GUY
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I mean, he did troll for a while
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Steve is such an enigma
He retreats into the fog at the end of every MiLB season, only to reappear in the spring.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He needs the rest. Hibernation, I think.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Feb 1, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
We used to exchange the occasional email back in the usegroup days. His tone always seemed very businesslike. I think being on the academic track is pretty demanding of his leisure time.
Poor bastard.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
I’d been a Giants fan since my adolescence, when my older sister read Moneyball and was a huge A’s fan and my parents had season tickets to the Coliseum (wuz cheaper than the Giants). This was the extent of my youthful rebellion.
Sometime around the middle of the 2009 season, I was working at the United States Chamber of Commerce as a summer intern. It was a cool job, but I had a desk and some down time, so I started looking for a Giants blog to kill time on. I had browsed Golden State of Mind for a few months, but I’d never realized there was a huge list of blogs on the left. one day, I clicked over and saw that SBNation had a Giants blog… I clicked, and started reading comments, and I was busting up laughing for 15 minutes straight.
My sabermetric education occurred in the comments section here, where I learned about STATZ and not being a moron, which then lead me to be a fairly obsessive Fangraphs/Tango/Neyer/Law reader. Alas, I’m still a moron, but now, at least, I know what xBABIP is.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Oh and
I know a lot of people were pretty huge fans before they found McC, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who can’t get really into something unless I can talk about that thing with other people.
In that way, McC has turned me into a die-hard. Yes, I liked the Giants for many years. But in the 08 season, I watched maybe 10? 20 games live and all the way through. In the first half of 2009, I certainly watched a couple, but I was mostly a day-after-score-checker.
Since I signed up for McC though, gameday threads have been a ritual – I even bought a second monitor so I can watch mlb.tv on one screen and talk with you guys on the second. This past season, 2010, I watched at least 120 of the games, live and wall-to-wall. I knew every man on the 25 man roster, and a good portion of the other 15 on the 40 man (Why is Bocock).
Each and every one of you has made me a better fan.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Counselling might be available beginning March 31.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
I fell in love with a girl
I started dating my girlfriend back in October of ‘09 and wasn’t really tuned in to her occasional baseball witterings, up until then my engagement with it had been going to see a single game when I studied abroad at UCSB and once watching an A’s game on TV.
However, as our relatonship developed and baseball season neared, she started to inject some enthusiasm into me for the foreign world of 3rd basemen and sliders (which I continued to think was a lot less fun than cricket) . This growth in interest culminated in us sitting in a dingy student flat in Wales at midnight desperately pinging around the internet to find a Giants stream on opening day.
From there, this sick habit only grew until I was devouring every free highlight and official report on games, but still I wanted more. Frantic google searching on the lines of ’isn’t Aubrey Huff great no really isn’t he great’ led me to here, with the post-Ribeye culture appealing to my statsy side and Grant consistently being great leading me to stick around.
I was on a flight from O’Hare to SFO at the time the Giants won the World Series, but I’ve never been happier than when I got off the flight, hugged my girlfriend and knew the Giants were champions.
all men should be as lucky as you, my good sir.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
This ought to be a much better movie than that red sox one.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
By better...
do you mean “without Jimmy Fallon?”
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
That is a universal constant.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
Fallon's movies are all terrible
but he was a good SNLer. And the bits and pieces of his Late Night show have not been terrible.
Except for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxZwbPcA38
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Agreed. Bad actor, great music parodies. I like his “Get two beers and jump” about Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
The same might be said of Adam Sandler, who also does great comic songs and bad movies, “Punch Drunk Love” excepted.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Yes.
In a way, Fallon’s character breaks are endearing. But it’s bad acting. Doesn’t make him a bad person. His comedic talents lie elsewhere.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Cricket is pretty OK
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Cricket is pretty amazing. Baseball is brilliant but nothing will equate to the wonders of a 5 day Test Match.
I’m sorry, did you say something? I was in a coma there, just for a minute.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions
Memories of sitting in front of the TV with 8 channels in Bangladesh watching already-concluded Test matches on South African television…
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I know what you’re talking about, man . . . mm, Person.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
dude
you’re like, perfect. i hope to find one similar to you someday.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Became sort of a Giants fan around 1999, a big one in 2001, and a bigger one around 2005, which is when I started looking for stuff to read on the web. I stuck to the mainstream sites for a couple of years, but in August of 2007 season (I remember because it was just before Bonds broke the record) my father introduced me to this site. I checked it out, and Grant seemed like the funniest, wittiest, coolest writer I’d ever read*. The first diary I read was about Bonds breaking the record, and was written by Kitspool, I think, or perhaps howtheyscored. I liked it. I started reading the comments section and everybody seemed awesome; Baron and jponry were super-cool, groug and Goofus were super-funny, HTS and tk were super-nice, and Evan appeared to be some sort of genius. I’ve since grown to dislike most of these people, but have stuck around out of habit.
As for stats, I was already vaguely of OPS before coming here, and I believe the first true SABR stat I saw being used was OPS+, in a comment by Goofus. I looked it up in wikipedia, thought “huh, that’s kinda interesting”, immediately forgot what I’d read, and went back to reading comments here. But you people kept on using silly words like EqA and VORP and WARP and RC/27, and I kept on Googling them, and eventually some of it stuck.
*Looking at the archives, it looks like the first post I read was this , this, or this, and none of them are well-written, so I don’t know what I was thinking.
I think you’re nice, too.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
LOL Mischa Barton. Also the strongest resemblance!
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
It’s always a pleasure to see the master of the pan flute, pointy ears and all.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Those really were three boring-ass posts.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 1, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Boring ass-posts?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
No. those ass-posts always bring the lulz.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 1, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
If you pay me $20, I will click that link.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 1, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly lives up to the hype, October 13, 2009
By
Dennis Duncan (Greenfield, Tennessee United States) – See all my reviews
This review is from: liquid ass (Toy)
I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.
The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.
you even hate me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'M HERE FOR THE LOLS
AND SUSAN’S “HOME COOKING”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gallo’s fault.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I call fowl!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
BALK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ask Villiphied about my cock!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I WILL NOT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"Ask Cock" Blocker.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Oh, dear me
3rd Gen fanatic (well, actually my dad and great-uncle), Giants fan since before I was born. Remember giving the trivia quizzes from the Baseball Digest to my older brothers and my Dad. So, yeah, that end of the spectrum.
Moved to SF in 91, moved to Boston in 94. Realized that I could get lots of info about the Giants, even though the Globe didn’t have the box score from the West Coast games. Wound up (for complicated reasons) having lots of time to surf the internet in 1996-2000 or so.
I had a few friends who had been heavily into rec.whatnot.stuff.baseball.nerds.the.heck and wound up involved in the first couple of Baseball Prospectus books, so I started out following there, and then at the Baseball Primer, and so on and so forth. Waiting for Boof was one of half-a-dozen Giants blogs on my bookmark list in those days—in fact, it still is, because I am too lazy to edit that file. But I came over here when it opened up.
And, you know, hardly ever post. But I read stuff, and snicker quietly to myself. Or curse, if it’s 2008 again. I hope that doesn’t happen.
Thank you,
-Vardibidian.
Giants fandom
I went to a game in what must have been 1993 because I have these cheap baseball cards of Dusty Baker and Barry Bonds and my brother wasn’t at the game, so I imagine he wasn’t born yet. That’s when I can say I was confirmed as a Giants fan.
I started lurking in 2006 when my friend told me about the site. He is still a lurker to this day. I started posting seriously only this year. It’s been a good ride with you guys.
I live in DC but still got to SF for 2 games and watched 2 games here against the nationals (last year I watched Randy Johnson’s 300th win). And I was in Philly at Game 1 with my now ex-gf. She was a good fan, I hope she keeps with it.
Tsuyohsi Shinjo: Underwear model, winner of Japanese "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Ham Fighter, and member of the Giants team that would have participated in 2002 WS if an asteroid hadn't destroyed Earth.
Born a fan
I was born in 1987. My dad has just finished his 5th year as a season ticket holder. The shirt I wore out of the hospital said, “I’m a Humm baby!” By the time I was 5, I had over 20 “Croix de Candlestick”s. From age 5-18 I averaged attending around 35 home games a year. I cried when the Giants didn’t resign Will Clark. One of my favorite memories at Candlestick consists of me taking a piss in one of the nasty bathrooms of that stadium and drunk men throughout the bathroom were chanting, while pissing, “BEAT LA!” That was the night Bonds hit his homerun and took a little spin. I would take my school pictures every year in my Giants jersey. I’m now 23, just as avid as I was when I was a little kid, but I live in LA and work in the film industry amongst many Dodger fans.
Section 314 FTW!
*My dad HAD just finished his 5th year as a season ticket holder.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Feb 1, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Whatever happened to Kenshin?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Grant took him fishing at Lake Tahoe.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
‘Hey, this isn’t the way to Sugar Bowl!’
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
He’s always taken care of Kenshin.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-post - for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
by Ott on Feb 1, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
Kenshin is his older brother!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Oddly, my roommate at the time frequently read TBLA and told me about this place. At first, I was here because I needed a place to defend Matt Cain and vent my remarkably convoluted (at the time) feelings about steroids. Then, when I realized that any factual inaccuracy in any post I make, no matter how trivial or understandable, was going to be scrutinized beyond reason, and once I found that this was happening frequently, and once I got frustrated that things I thought were valid points were being completely ignored on account of some obsessive compulsive technicality, I decided it wasn’t worth it anymore and just started amusing myself here instead. As it turns out, those things I had to say weren’t really often very smart or altogether valid, so I’m glad I stopped saying them.
And then Grant made me a mod.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
I get that scrutiny part
It’s made me a much more careful writer. I edit the comments I write here more carefully than the columns I write for my school newspaper. Because god forbid you confused someone’s 09 home/road splits with their 2010 ones.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I developed a skill for posting cute animal pictures or amusing gifs
Whenever I’d realized I lost an argument.

Sometimes both.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
i've seen this 100 times
and it still gets an irlol from me every time
I do invest time in a lot of the informational conversations that go on here, though I rarely post in them anymore. I just don’t have the spirit to write a confusing 950-word missive on prospects that never gets discussed or thoughtfully considered because I accidentally attributed something Lance Niekro did to Jason Ellison, or used 12 words to something tertiary to my actual point at the end of said missive that wasn’t very bright amd steals all the attention.
There are other people here who are more careful, more thorough, and at least as thoughtful as I am, and most of the time they eventually say what I was going to anyway. Just, without the stupid mistakes or distracting tangents. Letting them do it while I stay out of the way and liveblog whatever I happen to be watching at the time is a better way for me to spend six hours a day at this place.
I also think I used to go more out of my way to be inviting and personable. Not sure what happened there.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
And you can see the carelessness I talked about in a few of those sentences!
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
Then, when I realized that any factual inaccuracy in any post I make, no matter how trivial or understandable, was going to be scrutinized beyond reason, and once I found that this was happening frequently, and once I got frustrated that things I thought were valid points were being completely ignored on account of some obsessive compulsive technicality,
That’s just Cookyman’s special love.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Love me some mccoveychronicles
I’ve been a baseball fan since maybe age 6, a Giants fan for most of that time. I dabbled in internet Giants groups a bit during college, but it was very limited. Same during law school. I also read Moneyball in college, and while it changed how I thought about baseball, I didn’t get into advanced stats for a while. It was last year, while working appropriately enough, that I started using sfgiants.com to chat up some baseball. That was pretty frustrating, and another user, (AmorVincentOmnia (sp?) who posts here) turned me onto mccoveychronicles. I haven’t looked back since, as I found Grant and the community here fantastic. I’ve changed jobs, so I don’t expect to be on as much as I was last year, but I’m hoping to still poke my head in occasionally.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions
My first vivid memories came in 1997
1) The White Flag trade. I didn’t really know what was going on at the time, but KNBR sure made it sound like a swindle. The talking point repeatedly hammered was that the Giants had gotten 3 quality major leaguers for “nothing.” I literally thought the White Sox had given the Giants these players for free….and then I realized “nothing” was still “something.” Still, it seemed exciting!
2) Brian Johnson.
3) Hearing Jon Miller’s call after Rod Beck’s final strikeout in the division clincher. Watching Bonds climb on the dugout, etc.
4) Game 3 against the Marlins. Wilson Alvarez. Devon Freaking White. Then, with two outs in the bottom of the ninth of Game 3, NBC cut to a graphic on the Candlestick screen with the team slogan for the year (I think it was You Gotta Believe – someone correct me if I’m mistaken). For a few seconds there, I thought sure, you gotta believe until the last out. And then they cut to Damon Berryhill striding up to the plate. Needless to say, I didn’t have much of a belief after seeing that.
Oh, and I only found McC after SBNation hooked up with Yahoo and started linking the blogs on each team page. I’m a latecomer, and even less of a poster. For my crappy ass computer, it’s daunting sometimes to pull up a post that’s already got 1K+ comments on it.
One of the happiest moments of my life
Was attending the NL West clinching game in 97.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
OMG you were there too?
I had a sign that says BRING ON THE FISH in lower reserve.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I went with my uncle and we were sitting in the upper section above the Giants dugout down the first base line. I still remember Barry jumping on top of the dugout and pointing to the crowd.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Inherited Fandom as well...
I’ve mentioned this a few times before, but back at the Stick, my grandparents worked for Giants ticketing in their retirement. My grandfather was a ticket taker at the gate, and my grandma worked in ticket sales, specifically giving the tickets to the player families.
This led me to having all the givaways, etc as a kid, as well as pictures of me in giants gear when I was 2, all that stuff. And Will Clark’s directer-style chair with a hand-written #22 on it, which is really cool.
I was a fan growing up, went to a few games a year with dad or grandparents. My grandfather died when I was 11, and Murph was at the funeral – it really let me feel that the Giants did view it as a family.
Skip forward ten plus years. I wasn’t too religious about it in highschool, but ended up going to college in DC, and started to really follow the giants as a means to stay in touch with SF. Helped when the Nats came to town about halfway through my DC time – but one of my housemates was a mariners fan, who read lookout landing and ss mariner. He mentioned that the giants version wasn’t as stat-heavy, but was really funny and entertaining.
That was 2004 or 5 – been here ever since.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
I was not a baseball fan in the early parts of my youth. I remember getting tickets to sit in the upper deck of the A’s games from the library for reading books. I was going to read anyway, and who doesn’t like stuff that is free? I would often read there.
I was 14-15 in 1987. I made new friends in high school who were into baseball, and also Giants fans, right about when I started watching. And the Giants were entertaining. I remember how bummed out I felt that year when the World Series was over, knowing that there was no baseball for months and months.
This is also where I started gettting more into the analytic side of things. The Vice Principal at my school ran a Pursue the Pennant PC league, which we would all play in person in the computer lab.
As far as here goes, I think I clicked on it after seeing many, many links to the site on a lot of yahoo articles about the Giants. And I recalled good stuff from the Waiting for Boof site, but I never participated.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU
I rediscovered my Giants love during the ‘02 run and since I was in college, I didn’t have anything else to do but forage online for any nuggets of Giants information that I could find. I started reading Waiting for Boof in mid ’04 and followed Grant to McC. Before that, I was on a Giants livejournal group. When we had gameday threads there, there were probably three or four people posting. There were actually some other McC people there as well. Good times.
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I talk about the LJ community up above!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
High five!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22
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They have a step by step graphic for “too slow”?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
I discovered this yesterday.
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Also this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DefecatingSeagull.jpg
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That link worries me.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Ah. It’s literal.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Good band name.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
That’s the image to explain why you don’t want to stay in the upper deck in the late innings of a lightly attended blowout at ATT.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t updated my LJ in a while.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
Also my first post was really lame.
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My story
When I was 7 I was a fan because of my brother. I loved Bonds and his swing that destroyed 100 mph heaters. Those years were awesome, but a few years later I got more into basketball and forgot all about baseball. I rediscovered my love for the Giants when my brother started watching Giants games on the computer. I simply loved Pablo and Timmeh and the rest of the players in 2009 and was absolutely pumped for 2010. Luckily, I didn’t suffer most of After Bonds era, but I always had faith in the g-men. Glad that I reconnected with the most awesome sport ever and the most awesome sports team ever. I was introduced to mccoveychronicles by my brother and stayed here for all the hilarious and insightful comments.
How did I get here?
- raised by a giants non-nerb cynic: “they always find a way to lose.”
- rebelled: “no, surely they can’t always lose!”
- wandered about for many years mindful of the goings on with his boyhood team
- returned home to the homeland of the hometeam
- advised by athletics nation nerb/high school friend: “check out this site” /points to mccoven
- me: “yeah, thanks nerb.”
- me: /realizes i too may in fact be a nerb/hey this site is kinda funny
- me: /lurks
- me: /lurks
- me: /lurks
- me: /lurks
- me: “hello, fellow nerbs!”
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Fan since I was a wee lass
Became a hardcore fan when I was a teenager which coincidentally coincided with AT&T park opening. Pretty fun and cheap for a teenager to hop on the train, drink illegally, and scalp some tickets. The pain of 2002 and 2003 hardened my fandom.
How I got here? I honestly can’t remember. I moved to the East Coast and I think I was searching for a live game stream and stumbled onto one of these live game threads. I was amused, disgusted, and enthralled all at once.
DFAAurillia was born. He died for the sins of Brain Sabean. And has been re-born as DFARowand.
Nothing to be ashamed of, lassie.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
I'm glad social networking can bring me stuff like this

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Oh, yeah?
So, who remembers Wendell Kim?
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
I, too. He was a cute little thing.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
I have his autograph on a baseball.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
I’m so glad to be free of facebook.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I block everyone but most of my family members and Natto.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
I’d try and tease out a ‘member’ joke but am just too lazy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t know if I could handle the length
of the story.
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It’s not the length you have to worry about. It’s the motion of the adjectives.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
The thickness of the prose.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
Try “to,” Alex . . . try “to.”
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
As well you should.
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I block everyone but most of my family members and Natto and Goofus.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
/blocks howie in a fit of rage
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
Oh.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man Ehire
Harsh dude
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Oh snap
"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Twiitter: @gobroks
Blog: GMPotential.blogspot
Not me, no.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
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I think I met Gregg Pearlman at a bar once.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
I think I met Jeff Pearlman in a bathhouse once.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I think I met Jeff Bridges in a model airplane shop once.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
If you look hard enough, you can find some really cringe-worthy stuff I wrote at the age of 15 on alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants.
I thought Shawon Dunston was good, for example. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!
Yeah, that’s why I’m not so judgmental of new posters here — I was legally an adult back then, but still an idiot. More so, even.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 1, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
wow. There are people still posting there?
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I don't even know how to access a newsgroup.
When I couldn’t figure out how to do that at sixteen, that’s when I knew I wasn’t going to be a part of the new job market.
Well back in my day...
We didn’t have the google.
If you wanted to search news groups you needed a news reader. And you had to connect to a news server. And not some fancified web browser, a real honest to goodness news reader application.
I don’t think Outlook could even do news groups back then.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Lawn?
Get off my lava flow!
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Get off my accretion disk!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 2, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions
Oh WTF
“At first I didn’t even notice the fire,” said neighbor Tricia Perkinson. “I heard gunshots coming from across the street. When I looked outside, I saw Steve in his front yard waving a gun at the house. He was yelling obscenities and just shooting. He was saying, ‘You better get out of here you bleeping bleep.’ I thought he had lost his mind. Then I saw the smoke.”
“When we arrived at the scene, the house was completely engulfed in flames,” said firefighter Daniel Cummings. “Outside, the homeowner was shouting and firing a semiautomatic pistol into the fire.”
Firefighters were able to contain the flames to the Forthman residence, but the massive fire gutted the two-story home. Police were called to restrain Forthman, who had to be disarmed and handcuffed before he would stop shooting at the blaze.
Fire investigators are expected to return to the scene today to determine the fire’s cause.
This isn’t the first time Forthman has refused to dial 911. In 2004, Forthman tried to shoot himself in the torso after having chest pains. His brother-in-law wrestled a rifle away from Forthman and called an ambulance.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
When in doubt, shoot it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have no idea how I got here...
It must have been 5-6 years ago. I lurked forever and then joined and then re-joined after lapsing for a while and forgetting my username/pwd. I’ve sort of lost interest in MCC since the WS. It is too big now (yes, TWSS). Plus, I always saw MCC as a sort of Giants fan self-help group. Giants baseball wasa tragicomedy, and now it is all pretty and neat. The itch is scratched so to speak. I guess I will be back after a few 100-loss seasons and after Sabez accidentally DFA’s Buster.
I got here by a Google search, and I don't remember when
Which is a boring story. How I became a baseball fan is boring too, but I’m trying to avoid doing some work right now so I’m going to tell it anyway. Deal with it.
My dad introduced me to baseball (and my brother, but he became a Dodger fan so that’s negative points), because he used to play and it was What Dads Do To Bond With Their Sons. I think he was a bit surprised when I became an immediate fan of the Giants and obsessed over Will Clark. I also obsessively traded for Will Clark’s rookie card, talked about baseball and played it non-stop ever summer with my brother, and watched baseball whenever I could. Since we only sometimes had TV, this included watching one Dodgers/Astros game over and over and over that somebody recorded on VHS, and watching our neighbors TV from out of our living room window during the playoffs. (Those neighbors then tactfully brought over an old TV to my parents and suggested that maybe we could use one for ourselves. I don’t know if my mom ever forgave me for that.) I also obsessively pestered my dad and his dad for stories, since they lived in NY back in the day and moved out to California a few years before the Giants and could tell me about seeing everyone from Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig to Willie Mays and Stan Musial.
Then the strike came and my brother and I agreed it was distasteful and Not The Thing To Do, and plus Will Clark was gone so the Giants were less interesting, even if there was still Matt Williams to root for and that guy who couldn’t throw out Sid Bream at the plate and let the Braves win that one time. So I don’t remember much from the next couple of years, until the Giants traded away Matt Williams and I was all pissed because I liked him, butheythisindiansteamisgoodandwhoarethemarlinsexactly? At which point I watched baseball more and more obsessively and then also discovered that I could be more right than my brother by looking things up on the internet, which was appealing. That eventually led me here, where being more right than somebody else is properly appreciated.
And then I got married and I turned my wife into a Giants fan, and she loves me for it because THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES.
Now I’m working on turning my 2 year old son into a baseball fan, because that’s What Dads Do To Bond With Their Sons.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-post - for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
I enjoy the stalkerishness of your story.
Also, good luck turning your son into a Giants fan. Sound parenting.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Did I mention I did things obsessively?
Because I did.
Obsessively.
Ob.
Sess.
Ively.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-post - for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
by Ott on Feb 1, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
OT: the Guardian Project
http://www.guardianproject30.com/main.php
hockey + “Stan Lee”.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Stan Lee is kind of insane now.
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Here?
You mean this site? I just remember being around Waiting For Boof. I have no freaking idea how I ended up on Waiting For Boof. That was like the Stone Ages, man. Last century, if not a previous lifetime. I was probably looking for Cosmic Encounter stuff online, but the Internet was pretty lame back then, so I probably typed that into Alta Vista and ended up here.
Maybe it was a virus.
Hey, speaking of Boof, I was just talking about him today. Go figure.
Anyway, the main reason I’m still here is the lolcats.
San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***
I meant more “here” as deep enough into baseball to look for a site like this.
by Grant Brisbee on Feb 1, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
When I first read the headline, I thought you were being confrontational. Like, “Why the fuck are you here? Don’t you have better things to do with your time? Assholes.”
I was kind if interested to see how you were going to spin that.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Grant wouldn't endanger his sweet, sweet cut of the ad money.
A few thousand more hits and he’ll be making Neyer money.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I can see Grant going for a William Shatner ode/parody.
He could pull it off.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
My story
I moved from San Diego to San Francisco in 1991 with the full intention of remaining a Padre fan. During the 1990s, the Padres ownership being a Pads fan increasingly frustrating while the Giants became increasingly more watchable.
By the time the new millennium rolled around, I was “all in” with the Giants and a season-ticket holder. Somewhere around 2003 (?), a Padre fan friend of mine said there was this blog I should check out called “Waiting for Boof”. My first question was, “What’s a blog?”. So you all have my friend Brian to blame for m being here.
I did end up checking it out, thought it was pretty well written for a half-wit and even sent Grant an email saying I enjoyed his work. Imagine the thrill of getting a reply! I like to think he saw mod potential in me even way back then.
They say you should keep your friends close and your stalkers closer, so Grant made me a mod when the new site format rolled out since it was easier than filing a restraining order. As the community aspect of the site really started taking off, I had the idea of us meeting in person. Our first one was in 2006 and was like four people, but the meet ups have grown in popularity and we’ve had annual Night at the Yard events as well as meet ups to watch away games at bars.
McC has been great and has certainly made me a better and more knowledgeable fan, but I’ve also met a lot of terrific people (and their significant others) here who I’m happy to call friends. Looking back, I guess it’s been a part of my life for 7 or 8 years. I had no idea it was so long. (Yes, TWSS)
The thong is, it happened.
DAMN YOU BRIAN
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
A common rallying cry amongst Giants fans.
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Imagine the thrill of getting a reply!
I totally know that feeling. I got really excited when I received a reply to a letter I’d written to Harrison Schmitt, the only geologist to have walked on the Moon.
Don’t judge me. You have your heroes, and I have mine.
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There now, geology is a perfectly fine pastime.
/pats TL2 reassuringly
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing like going on a hike with a rock hammer!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I have held up both family and class road trips to stop and collect samples from highway roadcuts, all the while extolling the virtues of whatever formation we happened to be crossing. Don’t think I won’t do it to you.
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Moon has pretty cool rocks
but I’d give anything to have a geologist on Mars. Rovers are cool, but geologists are cooler, by which I mean totally sweet.
It stands to reason. Gene Shoemaker always bitched at NASA for not sending geologists to the Moon. The only reason Schmitt got to go on Apollo 17, in fact, was that the science community was blasting NASA for hiring scientist-astronauts for the Apollo program and then not sending them into space. NASA caved, bumped Joe Engle as LMP on 17, and Jack Schmitt became the last man and first scientist to walk on the Moon.
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not that I know of for the astronaut program, anyway, although JPL has some planetary geologists for unmanned missions. I just bet that every one of them wishes they could send a real live human scientist to the Moon/Mars/Titan/wherever just for efficiency. For one thing, a human would be drastically less likely to get stuck in the sand just going, “well, I’ll just turn around and show you some stuff behind me. That’s cool, right? Since I can’t move how about I just dig a hole here, k?” (As much of a success as Spirit and Opportunity have been.)
I just find it fairly disappointing that we managed to walk on the moon and then it was over so quickly. I hope that wasn’t the golden days of space exploration.
Did you ever think Bochy would follow you to SF?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Goodness. Good point. Clearly, he’s obsessed with Goofus’ approval. Once Boch realized there was no turning back, he up and moved to San Francisco to manage his way right back into Goofus’ heart.
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I said
“Stay away unless you plan on bringing Flannery with you!”
Actually, I remember watching both of them play as a kid. Flan was a crowd favorite. Certainly not a great player, but was a guy who played hard and got the most from his abilities.
I love watching him coach 3rd base! It’s fun to watching him running down the line with the runner. I’m still waiting for him to get carried away one day and slide into the batter’s box as the runner slides into home.
The thong is, it happened.
Became a Giants fan in 93
Even tho my grandma had season tickets to the A’s. I just loved that Bonds guy (I was 6~ish at the time).
Then in 06~ish, my friend, a Sox fan, told me about Sons of Sam Horn, and I wondered if there was a similar site for my team, and I found this.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Pitchers and catchers report this month.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Yep, my birthday is the 21st.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Yum
Sounds delicious.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
My story is pretty simple
played T ball, to Little League Minors, to Little League Senior Minors, to freshman High School ball, to Varsity ball, to College ball. I was never good enough to even dream of playing pro ball someday, but I was hooked on baseball from as far back as I can remember.
Some people, their dads teach them baseball. For me, it was the other way around. Baseball brings fathers and sons (or daughters) together in funny ways.
I’m a fan for life, and my kid(s) will be too. Go Giants!
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
AHHHH!!!!!
I can’t wait to teach my kid baseball. I’m totally gonna be the team coach!!!
Oh man it’s so exciting!! The kid will be born 37 weeks, so that should be late October if I did the math correctly. Great, I’m gonna have a kid in the playoff stretch drive. I’m gonna be a wreck.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
Check the posts from last week. The news was delivered live in a thread.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
One of the few times I didn’t use a network “SPECIAL REPORT” slide.
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WHERES MY SPECIAL REPORT?!?!?
I demand… ah, nevermind :)
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
I had not heard about this – congratulations!
Also, since everyone here mixes us up, can I be God-Uncle?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
Congrats!
Save up your money and your sleep now.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
thanks
hey dude, if your brother is still looking for a FD post, I’ve put in transfer papers to Monterey, so there might be an opening at my dept which is in Marin County (I’d rather not say exactly which dept on the internet)
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
Thanks I am on it!
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
noticed your screename, is it you or your bro who is looking? or are you already a FF?
and yeah, sounds good. They may or may not give you information regarding whether my job will be available until/if my transfer is cleared (they may just say there is nothing available if you call, say, tomorrow), but I will give you a shout when I find out, that way you can hop on it quickly- a whole lot of people apply for every position.
I’m still a probationary FF, only been on the job since Dec 2010, but I have a family friend who was recently Brigadier Chief in Tiburon and he said he will put in a good word so I can hopefully be transferred to a city dept in Monterey County when Britney and I move to raise our child.
Yknow, it took me years of volunteer duty before I could get on a city dept. I’m sure you/your brother has already done homework on this, but I’ve heard it is easier to get hired with CalFire, even seasonally, than it is for a city dept, so that might be an avenue you may want to pursue if my transfer isn’t awarded or you don’t get hired soon elsewhere. There are a few guys on the crew who live like 3 hours from here, but find it is worth the commute, so expanding your search is never a bad idea. California firefighters are very highly trained, so even out-of-state FF jobs are worth looking into.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
My brother Anthony is looking.
I am not a firefighter, the nickname is from a college ski trip to Tahoe with girlfriends. No not as good a story as it might lead you to believe.
My brother is open to relo, he has lived in NCal and SCal. He has been a volunteer in the Delta for years now at this point I think. Graduated academy last year. He is older, got his Bachelors and all before deciding on fire instead of law.
Thanks for the heads up!
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I actually like that screenname
I’d personalize (change) mine, but then no one will know who I am, lol. I didn’t think there was that much to a screename, but others around here have proven that thought process to be wrong, haha.
Ok, so he grad’d FFAcademy only a year ago… That’s actually not too long to still be looking. Some people go for years on end, it took me 2 years from when I grad’d to when I got hired (in retrospect I should have just taken what was offered 1.5 years ago, CalFire, but I held out in the hope for a city job- that, and CalFire is inherently extremely dangerous due to the types of wildfires those crews encounter).
That’s really the best way to do it, get your Bachelors, then go to the Academy, they actually like to hire FFs that are older than 25, because mandatory retirement is 55, and if you have 30 or more years service, your retirement package is massive- 90% of your pay for the rest of your life, along with full benefits for family. I got hired just after turning 27, so I missed the cut on that, but given the firefighter fatality rate, when I make it to retirement, I’ll consider that a job well done in itself.
Tell your brother to keep plugging away, it will happen in time. If you volunteer at a station that employs paid FFs, it is easier to get a job because you’ll be first in line when it comes time to hire- us FFs love to know who they are working with already, hence why so many people are interviewed- you want to find someone you can trust with your life.
Fire or law school, eh? That’s quite the diverse interest he’s got there.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
May Babies
Too bad! May babies are best for Little League success.
However, I’ll note that the best player on my son’s Little League team (which won the state championship in 2008) was born in October.
Have fun with the coaching. I did that for six years. It was really fun.
It's because of his star sign!!! LOL j/k
I’m really determined to be involved in any way I can in my childs life, yknow? I don’t want to be one of those parents who never see their kids, or never did anything with them when they were little.
My dad became my Little League coach when I was a kid, even though he didn’t know anything about baseball- personally, I think he did it just so he could be a bigger part of my life, so I can appreciate that and want to do the same for my kid.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
Giants Fan Since June, 1958
I started watching the baseball game of the week on Saturday mornings in the mid-1950’s on a primitive early black-and-white TV. I fell in love with Willie Mays as only a child can. When the Giants came to my hometown in June of 1958 to play an exhibition game against my Beavers I was hooked. I still remember watching pregame batting practice. It was my introduction to the awesome power of Willie McCovey. He crushed ball after ball into the third floor of the building (the MAC Club) behind right field. I’ve been a Giants fan ever since. I never thought that I’d ever see them win a World Series. Maybe they’ll surprise me and do it again. I’m looking forward to seeing them play a couple of games this season against my new home town’s Astros. I’ll be wearing my NY Giants hat and my McCovey t-shirt. Here’s hoping for some more “delightful” torture.
I found MCC by accident during my feverish search for info in the September pennant race against the Padres. Happy to be here.
by Mac1 on Feb 1, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Rec’ed for longtime suffering, finally rewarded.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, Mac1.
Gallo here. Also a fan since ‘58, but never say a game until the mid sixties, and then in Anaheim. That’s another story. Glad you’re here.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
Correction: never “saw” a game.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
A boring, unremarkable story (like all my stories!)
I went through most of my life with absolutely no interest in baseball. Sometimes less than that—I’d furrow my brow and wonder how anyone could watch one of those slow, simple games to completion, let alone 100-and-whatever games a year. I never really had any exposure to the game from my family, and the area back east that I lived in for most of my life didn’t often get too excited about baseball, either.
I moved to San Francisco in 2006, but my baseball apathy still continued for a couple more years. Then one lazy Sunday afternoon in the summer of 2008, I sat down to actually watch a game on TV, if only because I could find absolutely nothing else to do. I was surprised to find, hey, this is actually pretty fun! The game ended with a dramatic walk-off win, and I was intrigued to watch more. I started watching about one Giants game a week, trying to learn some of the rules of baseball and trying to remember some of the players’ names (“Who’s that high school-lookin’ kid who’s supposed to be pretty good, again?”).
Having the 2008 team be my introduction to the world of baseball kind of skewed my expectations of the game, but by the time 2009 spring training rolled around, I still wanted to watch every Giants game. In watching lots of games, I started learning about the players purely through Kruk and Kuip (“Bengie Molina’s a great low-ball hitter!”), but then after a few months, I started digging deeper. I discovered this site, and then sabermetrics shortly after that, and from that point there was no turning back.
As a recent convert, I’ve missed out on lots of great baseball moments in general, and a lot of great Giants moments specifically. I never got to see Barry play, for starters. Lots of joy and lots of suffering passed by without my notice. I try not to dwell on that too much, though, as I was lucky enough to experience a little thing in 2010 that was pretty swell.
How I got here
I was searching the net for a SF Giants fan based web site that I could check out.
I live in NYC/Harlem and while this is the original home of The Giants there was no internet group in NYC that met my needs. A writer friend of mine suggested that I check out MCC which was funny because the night before he said that I found MCC thru a google search. It was the name that caught my eye.
since then its been an endless source of insights, passions, and some of the funniest baseball related graphics I have ever encountered. Pablo rounding 2nd base and tripping while looking back at the cake, and Timmy, Barry, Pablo and Cain riding in the jeep sipping drinks made me and my kids crack up every time w saw it.
Just keep the stuff coming. There is a quote I use that can be retro fitted for anything. It goes; “Of all the unimportant things in the world, McCovey Chronicles is surely the most important”.
Former boyfriend is an obsessed fan.
Introduced me to the Giants in 2004. In just a couple of years I was totally obsesssed myself and had run through all the baseball knowledge of everyone I knew. It looks like I created an account here in March 2007. It was funny, you all were smart, and the kicker…. The Baron was a girl. I was impressed.
OT: Sweet Wafers of Democracy
A bakery has come up with cookies featuring the faces of all 44 presidents. They’ll be distributed to school cafeterias, but I want to order some just for the hell of it.
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i wouldn’t be the first guy to eat James Buchanan.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
But it collapsed of its own weight!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
There’s actually no cookie for William Henry Harrison. Its spot is filled by John Taylor’s.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
The Letter 2 folks, he'll be here all week.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?
Used to post on the AOL message board (was able to access it even after I canceled AOL). But it got way too racist for my taste and someone told me about how funny Grant is, so I read a bit and decided to join in 2008.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
"If you like your sports humor to be NOT racist, check out Grant Brisbee over at the McCovey Chronicles. He's alllll white!"
Well-done.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
I really fell in love with this place and enjoyed the last two years even more because
I was able to participate in this community. Also, we post funny pictures, which I shall now attempt add to:

O_O
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What is this I don’t even…
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
I’m going to have nightmares…
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
. . . or nocturnal designations.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
linked from another site
I don’t know why I never thought about the Giants and the internet going together, but I never actually looked for a blog. Was linked here during last season by a friend from another site who is also a Giants fan, and have been lurking ever since.
The Giants have always been my team since I was born & raised in SF, but only in the last few years have I wanted to learn more about stats and stuff. Numbers are appealing, only slightly less than winning.
Oh yeah. I also like MCC and Natto because of photoshops like this

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
OT: soooo..... CAL sports?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
They have an extension for a couple of more days in search of money. If they don’t raise enough funds by then, then all those sports will most likely be eliminated.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
oh they extended it? so i’ll hold off on this interesting discussion for a few more days then
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Yeah the AD sent a letter to “Cal backers” like myself saying there will be an extension and we’ll go from there.
Dear Cal Bear Backers,
With the end of January now upon us, we have reached the point when we need to provide clarity for the future of the teams directly impacted by our program cuts. As you know, several months ago we established Jan. 31 as the deadline to determine whether new philanthropic efforts could generate the money necessary to reinstate them past the end of their 2011 seasons.
We are now in the process of taking a careful look at the results of the fundraising work in order to fully understand the level and extent of the commitments, giving them as much due diligence as possible. The deep devotion you – our donors – have for this University has been made only more obvious by the sincere attempt to address the challenges facing our department during these difficult economic times.
Our criteria, though, have remained the same since our announcement last September: to have a viable plan that attends to the long-term economic issues of Cal Athletics – not just for a few years, but in perpetuity – and will build an endowment capable of addressing the department’s financial needs without creating an undue burden on its operating budget or undermining our goal to support excellence on the field and in the classroom.
We are focused on doing the right thing for those most impacted – our student-athletes and coaches – and every day that passes only limits the options they can consider as far as next year is concerned. We owe it to everyone involved not to let the situation linger and expect to have a final decision within the next 10 days.
Thank you again for the work and energy you have put into this effort. We will be in touch again very soon.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
wow… i guess then it’s a good thing you got the extension so you can have enough time to gain some money and to get more people behind you for this. That’s still mind boggling this whole scenario, like why it’s happening, no more baseball or rugby is unthinkable at a program like CAL
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I know they’re pushing Larry Baer, he’s a Cal alum, hard to fund money for the baseball team.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Baseball is pretty expensive to fund, isn’t it? Because isn’t the debate that they’ll lose just a ton of programs because of title IX?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Baseball is super expensive. And I agree with a friend of mine. If Cal can’t find support for one of those programs, they’ll still drop all of them.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Hence why they’re going after Larry Baer, right? Who else they looking to get help from? Former alums like Jeff Kent? or someone like that?
Is the rugby thing more of a big deal? or not? Because all that would happen is a loss of status, and baseball would just be gone
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Yeah, the other sports would just disappear and Rugby would become a “club sport” meaning they receive no financial backing from the school.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Why is this all happening in the first place?
i mean… these are big time programs, right?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
State is broke?
Football and basketball can’t carry everyboday?
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Truthfully
Basketball can barely carry itself.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
truthfully
Basketball can barely doesn’t carry itself.
IIRC from the Barbourganda back when the other sports were dumped.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Haven’t been in California for a while, dont know whats up in the state today, specially with CAL, because i never pay any attention to them
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Did you watch the state of the state address?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
heard part of it on the radio… but not much of it, just heard about the deficit, and what they plan to do and how Jerry Brown was crackin some jokes
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
the "rosy version"
of the budget only features $12B in extended “temporary” taxes and $500m in cuts to the UC system. So, I think it’s fairly safe to say more belt-tightening is coming to the athletic department. Like, with a garrotte for a belt.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
The problem with Cal is that they have to many sports and they don’t have a Sugar Daddy like Phil Knight to help support them. It also took them forever to remodel Memorial Stadium because of the protesters so the prices of everything has gone up.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Oregon… yea… Nike U…. But that’s so true in that they dont have a big named sugar daddy type alum to come from that school like Phil Knight at Oregon… Damn, it’d be a damn shame if they can’t keep either program
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I wish I still wore elastic pants
So I could utilize that tuck-in strategy.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
For some reason he really looks like a kid to me when he has his pants pulled up really high during the tuck-in.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
long story, sorry for the length
Llama porn.
I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.
Well, yeah, Moneyball.
I hadn’t really paid any attention to baseball since 1993. I got too cool for sports in general some time during the late nineties.
In my senior year of college, I picked up a copy of Moneyball, after a good review in the New York Review of Books and a lively discussion of it on Slate. Reading it, I started to remember why I loved baseball. I started watching Giants games again. Since this was 2002, that was right as that team was starting to come together.
I managed to convince my dour, hipster girlfriend to watch a few of the playoff games with me. It all was too easy.
Then Game 6 happened. I was working in Dixon at the time. I watched the whole thing unravel at the Chevy’s there, inexplicably surrounded by Angels fans.
Then I took a job in China. For some reason it became even more important to me to maintain a connection with baseball even though I was in country that only wanted to talk about the NBA. I can still mentally see the disappointment on my students’ faces when I would tell them that I preferred baseball to basketball. Occasionally one of the younger ones would have to be explained what that word meant even though I was pronouncing it correctly. China is where I really got into the statistical aspect of the game. I loaded up THT and Baseball Musings daily. When you can’t watch the games, you really need the stats to get a feel for how good your team is. I kept my statistical chops fresh and fought homesickness at the same time.
I think I eventually found this place while I was there too. My desire for internet nerd humor and my desire to read hilarious internet baseball nerd talk were two plants watered by the same hose.
I never really had any "come to Jesus" moments about advanced stats. I had taken an arseload of stats classes in college, and because my re-approaching the game came after that, my mind was completely open. Even today, I can’t imagine having an actual emotional attachment to any one stat, be it RBis, BA or UZR.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
How I Got here Pt. 2
Simple enough; I was born in The Bronx in 1955, my mom was a NY Giants fan. In 1959 we moved to SF for 2 years where I became a Giants fan in training under her wing. The we moved back to The Bronx in January of 1962 where I remained a Giants fan in the face of Yankee mania.
I would travel to Shea Stadium to see The Giants when they came to NYC and once on a freezing late March Saturday in 1968 saw the Giants play the Yankees in an exhibition came at Yankee Stadium. Willie Mays batted lead off.
When Willie retired as a Met, I think his farewell address to the fans was poetry of the highest order. In some ways just as moving as Gehrig’s speech on July 4th, 1939.
So thankful for mlb.com and the hookup to KNBR for Giant radiocasts. Timmy’s Honda ads and the Tap Plastic ads are priceless and just listening to any of the KNBR ads gives me a look into the Bay area that would not be possible thru any other venue. Those things and using Google Earth to check out my old neighborhood at 19th and Mississippi and the Daniel Webster Elementary School which I went to just round out the whole SF Giants experience.
OT
Programming on ESPN 2 – “Year of the quarterback: Tim Tebow – Everything in Between”. Not on Aaron Rodgers, not on Ben Roethlisberger, not on Tom Brady, Matt Ryan or Peyton Manning. Tim Tebow. Really?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
hence why i dont watch ESPN
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Yeah, but Tim Tebow’s Mom didn’t abort him. Can the other players say that?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Clearly not.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
Nice typo.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
I actually watched it the other day
Fascinating story really. I really liked the text he sent to the Broncos.
“Nobody will out work me. Please push me to Greatness I will get there.”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts. I don’t want to line edit Tim Tebow’s texts.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't you hear?
If you spend 15 to 20 minutes with Tim Tebow, your life will be better for it.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
We've got 30 min for the rest of our lives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-qodBTlMtA
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’d give a hefty sum to spend twenty minutes with Tim Tebow.
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Really? Are we talking about the same Tim Tebow?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not saying we’d be best of friends, but come on. I wanna be all up in that.
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To quote a GQ article about him
“He’s corn-fed handsome.”
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
But…Tim Tebow.
I suppose it would be hawt just on the basis of him probably thinking it’s wrong.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
You do know he’s part of the hate group “Focus on the Family”, right?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
you’re gay, you have to HATE THEM as much as they HATE YOU, battle to the death, etc.
Can’t I just redecorate their living room?
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Can’t I just redecorate their living room?
Is this some kind of euphemism?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
TAKE A LOOK AT DAVID BROMSTAD AND U TELL ME
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Meh
He looks like he wears Affliction t-shirts
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
While I hate to defend ESPN...
…I know they did one on Big Ben. And i’m pretty sure they’re doing it for every bigtime QB.
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
Penis
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions
balls
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
PENIS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
JOHNSON
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
WANG
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Feb 1, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
WONG
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Dong
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
PENIS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
PENITIS
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
penis
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
It is not as much fun as (500) Days of Summer makes it look
Penis
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
That was a good movie to watch on that flight out from
Cinci to here… PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENIS DAMMIT!!!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Even despite JGL, that movie looked lame. I’ve heard varying opinions.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
I liked it, but I could have done without the Hollywood ending.
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Herring . . . in order to pick a lock.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Pecker
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Oohoo
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
but what if I came here for maturity?
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
You’ve come to the wrong place, pal.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
but I was referred!
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
Stand over here with the rest of us.
/shuffles aside to make room/
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 1, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Ice storms two nights in a row is unfair.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Well.. they shut down Miami Ohio....
Chicago got rocked… Been checkin out Columbus department of transportation for jobs all day, their site is all bout how everything is bout to get shut down
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Good luck with the job search!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
thanks bud... been lookin for urban planning with different cities, county's and states
in ohio, michigan, indiana, illinois, and here in california
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
by the way, be safe out on the roadways
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Thanks. Part of the reason I am cursing this storm is that I wussed out and called off work today. I’d hate to call off tomorrow and really look like a deadbeat.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yea… i hear ya, you just dont want to miss anything, and hell yea, you feel lazy. I’m thinking of flying back out to cincinnati for presidents day weekend, for like 4 or 5 days
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I was watching Wisconsin-Purdue game
And they said class was canceled for tomorrow for Wisconsin.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
well... so far they still have class at Miami tomorrow, HA!!!!!!!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I never even saw it for one night in a row.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Key party comin’!!!!!
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
Read this conversation for some good LOLs
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
A guy just said bullsh*t on PBS’ Frontline. I love this show.
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Don’t you listen/watch to enough “public” broadcasts in your life?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I’m about to tell you to go to your room.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
If you ask me to get a beer for you on my way, that would be uncannily accurate.
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Make it a Coors Original. Thanks.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Miller Lite is gross.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Just go watch your Auburn football and continue ignoring involvement in my life.
Okay, I need to stop. This is taking me to a dark place.
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/hugs
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
note to self: daddy-roleplay may lead to dark places.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Supportive daddies are all right. For instance, in my fantasies, Rowand and I are in the middle of building a soapbox derby racer or something.
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No sitting in the soapbox derby car
Only squatting
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
If only...
the Giants can monetize every Rowand-related comment, he’d pay for his contract.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Coors is good but Miller Lite is gross?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I'll stick to Great Lakes, thanks
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Very good choice! And one of the better tours/brewpubs out there.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Also
Pandering to me will get you everywhere.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
haha, well if i do find a job out in the Ohio area, i’ll definitely do the tour at Great Lakes, and eat there, heard the food is damn good
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Bud Light is great. From the bottle, only
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
All credibility: lost.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
oh god...
like me saying, Natty light is great…. from the bottle, only
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
what, you don’t enjoy a bottled Bud Light in the afternoon?
YOURE NO MAN
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
I wouldn’t drink a Bud, Miller or Coors if you gave it to me for free.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
U R CRAZY.
Sure, I enjoy a good beer (think Lost Coast Brewing Co), but I still love the ’ol college-days Bud Light
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
What is this I don’t even…
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
And Coors Original isn’t?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
So first you block me on facebook, and now you’re ignoring my replies? Hmph!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wait... how come u aint my friend on facebook howie? YOU DICK
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I’m pretty sure we are friends, aren’t we?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
If not, who the hell is this friend I have on Facebook?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, you two are definitely friends. He must think that your actual name is Howie Theyscored.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yep... that's prolly it
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Why won’t anybody answer me?!
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
IM JOKIN, im ur friend
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Thank you, PiKAgiant, for responding to me.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
IM TELLING GRANT
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SCREW U, IM TELLIN GRANT FIRST!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Why do I suddenly feel like I’m back at work?
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Because MCC is secretely like Kindergarden
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
POO!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
NUH UH!!!!!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
How come nobody is my friend on Facebook?
ANGRY
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
RAGE
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
NEEDS MOAR RAGE
San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit
by free f.p. #14 on Feb 1, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
I don't have any friends on Facebook
Then again, I don’t have Facebook.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I too don't have any friends on facebook
then again, I don’t have friends.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
For $20 I’ll be your friend. It’s tax deductible.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, I haven’t seen rotorueter around here lately. What happened to that guy?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
Dead to me.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/banned for weirdness
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
Why the scare quotes?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
OT: And in Golden State Warriors news...
MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
I’m hearing my man Jim Barnett will miss Thursday’s game vs. Bucks … to be replaced by Garry St. Jean.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I hate Jim Barnett..
But I never realized there was a worse alternative.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
At least Barnett knows what he is talking about
His partner Bob Fitzgerald is an idiot.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Jim Barnett + Tim Roye>>>>>>>>>> Bob Fitzgerald + anybody
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
FItz pisses me off
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Feb 1, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
He speaks down to the listener, plus he just…. doesnt get it, i’m pretty sure Jim Barnett got hurt because he was so pissed off over Fitz
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I want Jeremy Lin to dunk just once
so he can say " \OH MY NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL ELEVATION SENSAZIAN"
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
THE SNOWPOCALYPSE IS DESTROYING WRIGLEY FIELD.
okay okay it just blew off some roof.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
the others were just east coast bias
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
actually now it seems the hashtag for this is “#snomg”
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Blizzard fun
Search “snow zombies” on Twitter.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
LOL CUBS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
deja vu
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
OT: This guy may be my hero

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
THAT.... is.... awesome!!!!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Yes, alcoholism is fun.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
BULLSHIT
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
SO DO COWS, BUT THEY DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT!!!
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
I BET YOU WAITED SO LONG TO SAY THAT
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
My god
SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
#SFGiants Rumors: Barry Zito will be returning to Twitter this week.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
REPENT! FOR THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I actually never heard of Twitter until I saw Zito's account
He should try to get Brian Wilson to return to Twitter as well.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
He blocked me after a 2009 Dodger game. All I said was “It’ll get better, right?”
SENSITIVE.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
hahahaha
it never gets better in Barry Zitos world
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
DUTCH OVEN!
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Raised in a Giants household
But didn’t really get into it until the mid 90s (Williams and Bonds, enough said). Then I threw myself into the Giants and baseball as a whole after I read Moneyball in 2007. That book helped change not only how I viewed the game but also how I thought critically about other subjects. From that book, I sought similar sorts of writing, first with Neyer, then Keith Law, then Tom Tango, mgl and the crew at The Book blog, Bill James Online, Beyond the Boxscore, etc. etc. etc. I think I got into the statistical analysis part of baseball because the Giants were in the crapper at the time, Bonds’ era with the Giants was winding down, and I thought maybe the Giants could sweep up some Billy Beane-like genius (lol) to help bring a title to San Francisco. I was really down in the dumps regarding the team though; 2008 was the first year I did not look forward to Spring Training.
Somewhere along the way, I decided to start my own blog, probably for catharsis and venting, but didn’t really know what to do. So I googled “San Francisco Giants baseball blog” and McC was one of the ones that popped up. It was kind of weird at first, but I eventually integrated myself into the McCoven, enjoyed parts of the 2008 season, and found a renewed hope that one day, the Giants very well might win the World Series. And then the Giants won the 2010 World Series. Oh yes.
So thank you McCoven.* You saved my Giants fandom.
Sentiment not extended to Grant*
**Joking big guy! Love you man!
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Nice story, bae. And well punctuated. Thanks.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
Radio, radio
When I was in elementary school I received an AM radio for my birthday. I would go to bed at night and try to see what stations I could receive. Being in Yuma, Az I could pretty easily pull in Padre broadcasts from San Diego. I got used to falling asleep at night listening to the antics of the woeful ’74 Padres. Willie McCovey was, unfortunately for him, on that team.
When we moved to Pennsylvania in the mid 70’s so I started listening to the Phillies in the era of Jay Johnstone, Larry Bowa, Mike Schmidt, Greg Luzinski, Tug McGraw, and Jim Kaat .
We came back to the Bay Area in the late 70’s and I followed the A’s and the Giants. I listened to whatever game was on in the evening. I also followed the A’s because I was allowed to get on BART and GO to the A’s games. Before Mt. Doofus the Coliseum wasn’t all that bad, Candlestick was days from Hayward by public transit at that time.
After the strike I spent more time involved in soccer. When I moved to Sac in 95 I started listening to Giants games on the radio again. Once the PhoneBooth opened it was much easier to get to a game [I didn’t have a car, but Amtrak to the Booth was easy.]
Sometime in ‘05 there was a link on SFGate, I think, for McCovey Chronicles. During the time when I was sorta checking things out there was a huge Diary argument/debate on English grammar, style and usage. I knew this wasn’t just a blog of dingbat 12 year olds typing from their mother’s basements so I decided to keep reading. I lurked for year, and signed up sometime in ’06.
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Yes, as a kid it was the A’s that had the nice stadium and the Ringz and the Giants that played poorly in a nearly empty monstrosity. Man, I loved that monstrosity.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
It would have taken like 2 days to take BART and the bus to and from a game at the Stick. We lobbied the parental units but it was Oakland or nothing.
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
I grew up on the peninsula so it was Oakland that was the exotic, faraway locale.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t drive so it was actually easier to get from San Francisco to the Coliseum by public transit than to Candlestick.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Samtrans FTW!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
BART >> SamTrans
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Yeah, that BART was really useful to us in San Mateo.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 1, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Message for JD from BART
Thanks for 30 years of sales taxes! NOM NOM NOM
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 1, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
My History here
I tripped across this site late ‘06 and became an avid lurker in ’07. Worked up the courage to join in ’08 in the game threads. i used to read everything posted here but it’s too time consuming now with every post with over 1000 comments. This past off season has been really busy for me so I haven’t had the time to visit here that much.
On the bright side I just made some dark chocolate brownies.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
My history as a Giants fan
Went to my first game in 1969, when my father was stationed at Travis. Being a military I can’t say I really followed them until after I graduated college and started working in the bay area in 1984. I’ve watched all the trials and tribulations over the years. I went to one game of each playoff series in 2010, just had too. And if I were just a bit crazier I would have gone to Texas to see them wrap it up in person. I keep telling people sanity is overrated. Does anyone listen?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Chicken sammich and contraband french fries
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 1, 2011 6:52 PM PST reply actions
What if I came here for breakfast? And whom did you steal those french fries from?
/notifies Homeland Security . . .
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:24 PM PST up reply actions
I was a fan when I was younger. I remember going to Giants games at Dodger Stadium when I was really young and sitting in left field for the sole purpose of sitting behind Barry Bonds. He was my absolute favorite player even now. After 2002 I was completely destroyed and my Giants fandom really kind of died for a long time. I vaguely followed Barry’s home run chase and my dad and I would talk about it. It wasn’t until 2009 that I got back into baseball when I was dating my now ex-boyfriend who is a Dodger fan. He really liked baseball and I started watching gameday a lot. It wasn’t until the latter half of the 09 season that I found this site. I think I found it through yahoo and got up the courage to join in September after lurking for a month and a half or so.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Found this place by mistake. I was looking for some info on a player and ended up here. This is not the info I was looking for.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Feb 1, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions
So you came here for the news?
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I COME FOR GRANT
I found the MLB message board in 2002 when looking for playoff tickets. And all along I thought the internet was just for porn. Moved to another message board in 2004ish when the MLB board went crazy. That board jumped the shark in 2007? I came here through word of mouth. Best site so far. The content from the MCC regulars is unparalleled. Grant’s daily posts offer more insight than anything I can get from the MSM and his humor is infectious.
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
And all along I thought the internet was just for porn.
You mean, it isn’t?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He said that he comes for Grant.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HOT LLAMA ACTION
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
That’s an alpaca.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
History as a Giants fan, Part I, Volume 1, Verse..
Born in Oakland, shoulda been an A’s fan. But Jose Canseco? F**k that guy. Had to deal with taunts from family & friends about their A’s WS win over the Giants. Moved to Socal the same year as Brett Butler. Yeah, f**k that guy too. Eventually had to deal with taunts from family & friends about the Angels win. Moved to Texas six years ago. I’m enjoying the WS win, but am doing my best to not taunt friends about it. It feels weird being on the other end…
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Said she.
I COME FOR GRANT
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
24 minutes until Bad News Bears
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I am watching The Cape
The most surprising thing is that it isn’t totally bad.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
OT
If any of you have an ESPN.com account. Try these:
http://games.espn.go.com/trivia/en/mlb/san-francisco-giants/session?quizID=52 (quiz on the 1990s Giants)
http://games.espn.go.com/trivia/en/mlb/san-francisco-giants/session?quizID=53 (quiz on the 2000s Giants)
For some reason, I did better on the 1990s Giants than the 2000s.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That reminds me
I subscribed to ESPN Mag in December. I have yet to receive anything.
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Call Seven on Your Side.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
by shanghaijim on Feb 1, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I subscribed via a third party service
And it took me, eh, 4 months to get anything
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
if you did the deal that someone mentioned on here like a month and a half ago
i finally just got my magazine like a week ago
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Feb 1, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
I did terribly
I missed the Lincecum question. I don’t know why.
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Woo 10/10 for the 2000s
Also that quiz is outdated
"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Twiitter: @gobroks
Blog: GMPotential.blogspot
I was trying to find an old giants forum i surfed in like the 2004s
and while i couldnt find that forum
i did find this forum
which is almost as good
and twice as smexy
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Feb 1, 2011 7:54 PM PST reply actions
e e cummings
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
e e cummings and I share a lot of the same beliefs about grammer
mainly that english should be a flexible language
and that commas are the kings of all punctuation
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Feb 2, 2011 6:26 AM PST up reply actions
I think his intent was deeper than “English should be a flexible language.” I think that many of his choices are designed to force you to think critically about language, and particularly the things you take for granted. Like contractions. Or tmesis (though you may not know you take that for granted, which is also kind of the point). Or spacing. Or, hell, even spelling. To really begin to think critically about function by deconstructing form.
He also probably did it to hide just exactly how pervy so many of his poems actually are.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
I'm comfortable with flexibility
But not one so flexible that ‘conversate’ is an acceptable word.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ideate
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 2, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Incentivize.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
The Gospel According to Nearest Norwich
It was a time when there were many San Francisco Seals fans, some of them 8 years old. Then, out of the east, came Giants. A hush fell and Willie Mays walked the land. So did Eddie Bressoud and Willie Kirkland and — but what did it matter — Willie Mays walked the land. And soon there was Cepeda, Marichal and McCovey. In those days, the eastern sky was lit with a glass of Hamm’s, the beer refreshing, undergoing constant resurrection (eat your heart out, Jesus). And when the game ended, the crowds filed across the hallowed grounds out through the center field fence to their cars. Me and the Giants. What God has joined let no man cast asunder. It came to pass though that the 8 year-old grew up and ended up exiled in New Jersey, bereft of Giants news and bombarded by drivel about Yankees and Mets or worse, in the dark of winter, Rangers and Knicks. Trawling the Internet, he found Lefty Malo and soon thereafter, was drawn into the merry (that’s a synonym for sick, right?) band waiting for Boof. And he looked at what he had done. And he saw that it was good (even though he could never convince his wife of that).
Willie Kirkland
:(
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Thanks for the story, Norwich. Well told.
Yes. It is good. Tell Eve that gallo says Yes.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
Giants fan since age 4, McCoven since start of 2009
I remember being really embarrassed when I first came to this site about how little I knew of the Giants farm system. That’s actually one of the main reasons I love MCC, as it gave me a gateway to become a lot more knowledgeable about the entire organization. I haven’t lived near the Bay Area in 15 years so it wasn’t always easy following the team from afar beyond watching games when I could and checking box scores.
The site also came with llamas.
Wait. Paul W. S. Anderson is directing a Three Musketeers movie that stars Orlando Bloom as the badguy?
That can’t be bad. It just can’t.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
Orlando Bloom is Milady DeWinter?
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Apparently there was a theory that the character of Milady was a transvestite and based on the real-life Chevalier d’Eon. Woohoo!
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
This is what I come to the McCoven for --
esoteric knowledge of 17th and 18th century courtiers. My thanks, good sir, say I.
by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 2, 2011 1:24 AM PST up reply actions
OT: Anybody a fan of Extreme Makeover, home edition?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
I like the makeovers (if a bit excessive) and the people chosen, but I can’t stand listening to the designers and whatnot telling us what they think about everything. I don’t care about experts. Experts should just offer their expertise and shut up about anything else.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I used to. The stories, the community effort, the reactions were all great.
Now I’m just waiting for Ty to announce that they’ve run out of hard-luck downtrodden families to save.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
sure they’re gonna run out of hard-luck downtrodden families?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition manufactured the economic collapse so that they wouldn’t run out. That’s what makes them EXTREME.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
wait wait… the economic collapse? how so
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
It would be much less extreme if I knew how.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
I used to watch Pimp My Ride.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
It would be better if they WEREN'T out giving away free stuff to poor families?
Gotcha.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
You probably like "Undercover Boss" too.
CBS makes money off the show if you haven’t noticed with the OBSCENE product placement. They make money off the family and then forget about them.
Additionally, many of the “extreme makeover” houses have been foreclosed on because you don’t solve a poor family’s problem by handing them a new house.
Oh man
Heaven forbid CBS makes money off giving away free houses.
And you don’t solve a poor family’s problem by giving them welfare, or charity, or a blank check either. But you can help it.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
LOL
Notice how the families ABC picks always have illness, death, or some particularly dramatic set of circumstances. They pick them to exploit these sad stories to make a compelling show. Sorry I don’t find that entertaining.
We can debate the merits of just handing a poor family a McMansion for nothing.
But putting these sad stories on television for the purpose of television ratings is exploitation.
Depends who you think is being "exploited"
ABC is certainly trying to play on your emotions. Of course they are.
But if you were a poor family with illness/death/drama, would you rather have a nice house or a shitty one?
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I'd rather not go on national television and tell the entire country about my tragedy
For the purpose of selling ad-space for ABC’s sponsors. The second the show stops getting ratings it’s gone.
yep! i agree
Look, i’ve had a rough life so far, but i dont think a new house, even if i did live in a shitty house would make me feel a ton better… i’d still wish for things to be better, no drama, no illness, no death.
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
i mean… a new house is great, but it aint gonna bring my mom back… ya know? although it is great to have a new home… still wouldn’t change the way i feel
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
or am i missing the point
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Well duh.
But you didn’t answer the question. If you’re a family in a shitty situation and a crappy home, what would you rather have?
Do you think most of those families regret going on the show? We certainly haven’t heard that complaint from them.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
what would i rather have? the family member that died back
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Swing and a miss.
I think it’s better that the show exists than if it doesn’t. I hope people keep watching it so that they keep giving away free stuff to needy families.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Well… as long as they happy… not gonna watch the show because i can’t stand those types of shows at all… i’ll stick to drama/comedy/ sports
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
That's fine
I mean, hell, I don’t watch the damn thing either.
But I’d rather the show existed than it didn’t.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I think that in order for the family to be exploited, one would have to demonstrate either that they aren’t properly informed of the terms of the arrangement, or that their situation is so desperate that they agree to the arrangement even though it may be contrary to their interests in the long term.
However, in the simple fact that it’s entertainment derived from a real-life “hard times” situation, yes, you could call that exploitative.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Not the best source, of course
But Wikipedia says:
The most common allegation is that most of the families have sold their houses due to their inability to pay for them, and that some have even gone into foreclosure. In fact, as of November 2010, all but three of the 150+ families helped by the show still reside in the houses given to them. Two of the families, the Hebert and Hassall Families, sold their houses voluntarily, while the third family, the Harper Family, did lose their house to foreclosure, but not because they could not afford it. The family decided to start a construction business and, in order to secure the loan needed to do so, they used their house as collateral with their bank. Due to the recent recession, the business failed, and the house was auctioned off.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
while the third family, the Harper Family, did lose their house to foreclosure, but not because they could not afford it. The family decided to start a construction business and, in order to secure the loan needed to do so, they used their house as collateral with their bank. Due to the recent recession, the business failed, and the house was auctioned off.
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. They get extremely lucky, to have their home taken care of, yet still manage to lose it.
I understand, and in some way, applaud them for doing what they wanted to do, attempt to start a business, but on already-shaky finances and just having “won the lotto” so to speak in terms of even having a house, this is downright stupid
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:31 PM PST up reply actions
I've always assumed
that all of them end up with a mortgage that gives them the cash to pay the gift tax on the house. Otherwise someone would give them the money to pay the tax, which itself is taxable. And so on. Which is why (among other things) Habitat for Humanity sells discounted houses rather than gives them away.
I concur with everybody else about exploitive TV coverage, but I’ve seen so many San Bruno fire victims and New Orleans refugees and Haitian tentdwellers etcetera ad infinitum that it’s hard to single this particular form out.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions
EXACTLY on your second point
those families dont have any money to fund it after they have a new house… i mean, doesnt it cost more to live there then after they redo the house?
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
But that hasn't happened.
See above.
And I would imagine that it’s cheaper to live in a well-built house than one that’s falling apart in terms of the repairs you’d have to do.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I still miss Moggeee.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I believe he was the originator of Errant Throwin’.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, that was me. We look a lot alike though.
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Oh, I’ve been attributing it to him for years! I’m glad to know the truth.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
After a few years in the SF Giants Myspace group, I did a Google search for something Giants related in 2005. It led me to Give ‘Em Some Stankeye, which led me to El Lefty Malo, which led me here. I’ve followed this blog daily ever since. 2005-2008 were actually enjoyable because of Grant and the McCoven.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
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by capnk on Feb 1, 2011 8:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I think I actually found out about this place from Xanthan's blog
By the time I got back into baseball (I had gotten out of following sports in general largely because of the trauma of the 2002 World Series – childhood trauma, man) I was already a huge internet nerd. So I started hanging out on / reading the sports section of a forum I was already hanging out on anyway. On this website, I noticed one poster linking to his blog. It was Xanthan’s blog, he linked to MCC, I checked it out, it was rad, it still is rad.
GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS
by J. Frank Parnell on Feb 1, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions
LoL
Drew and Randy shout out to Kruk and Kuip during the Sharks game.
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I lurked for well over a year after Bonds left the team. Became a member so I could vent my frustration once I felt Sabes and Bork
had no intention of bringing up Posey.
I can’t be part of every game, so I check in every few days or so.
Grant keeps me coming back.
Who are you? What do you want?
Why are you here?
Whom do you serve?
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Andrew, to talk giants baseball
Giants baseball talk,
Myself
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
i forgot i posted this.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
the internet never forgets
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Sharks game is pretty ok
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
My hate of RBIs really only came about due to this site. Prior to coming here I was busy getting fed up with the lack of coverage of the Giants in the national media, and found I wasn’t terribly fond of sfgate’s coverage either. Somehow or another I came here and created an account to correct the jackasses who claimed that Noah Lowry’s win total is a misleading statistic, and that he wasn’t THAT good of a pitcher.
After being properly put in my place, I continued to lurk, making my usual lame assortment of comments that typically get ignored for good reason, but mostly I just enjoy reading the actually interesting comments that so many of the far smarter commentors contribute on a daily basis. And the awesome jpgs.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
I got sick, basically
I’m older than a lot of you: I’m 55. I’ve been a Giants’ fan since 1966, when my Little League coach took us to a Reds game in Cincinatti and I wandered into the wrong dugout and Willie McCovey was nice to me. I also got into Bill James very early—didn’t buy his first Abstract, but bought each one afterwards. But I’m not very computer savvy—all this intertube stuff sort of baffles me. But then I got sick—an auto-immune disease that nearly killed me. Recuperating, I had tons of time on my hands. So surfed subjects I enjoy, and.found the McCoven, and it’s been unbelievably great. I sort of lurk more than post, and I live in Utah—only get to see 2 or 3 games live a season, when I go to California to visit in-laws. But I love this place. And my gosh, this season. You have no idea what it meant to finally win everything. No idea.
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Utah's a pretty place
I really like it.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
flat, no?
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
Only relative to Nepal.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
BUT NEPAL IS BUMPY!!
my dad recently went hiking with friends for 1 month in the high country of Nepal, he has thousands of amazing pictures from that trip. Average elevation out there is pretty damn high
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
Uh, no
I can sit on my porch and see, like 8 mountains.
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by Giantsfan4life on Feb 2, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
here is albiet unscientific map

It’s fairly flat in the northwest there, but it’s still pretty high there.
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Why are all the birds flying upside-down?
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Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Because Utah is south of the equator.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Those are California gulls.
State bird.
[emphatic shrug]
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Why can’t they all be?
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
I remember sitting on the green . . .
with A.J. Spaulding and helping him with the math on this thing called Batting Average. Must have been ’76.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
Basically inherited it from my dad
He watches most games but isn’t quite as fanatical as I. The first season I really fanatically started following was 2002. After that, I got addicted to the pain.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
i also inherited it from my dad… showed me his Willie Mays 600 home run pennant, and the stories of how he’d climb the trees at Candlestick to watch games
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
O course it’s inherited.
Thanks for the “I,” Crakalaka.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
Me try.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 2, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
My dad's a Pirates fan
But he pitched in college and did pass on a general love of baseball.
And my mom encouraged it – she pulled me out of school to go to the last game at Candlestick, God love her.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
pirates are fuckin sweet! black and yellow... also have a guy named Andrew McCutchen
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Ice cream!
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
???
JohnSheaHey John Shea
Lou Piniella joining the #SFGiants http://tinyurl.com/4zau6hj
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Um
what
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he meant Lou Seal?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Nice!
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
This is pretty sweet
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
wat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh
he’s just going to be an assistant in Florida.
I was beginning to think, “What, did Showtime want him around for potential drama?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was thinking defensive substitution for Tejada.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 1, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Now pinch-running for Buster Posey...
Sweet Lou!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions
.291/.333/.409 career. Not a great pickup, but he could add some outfield depth.
by non sequitur on Feb 1, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
He can replace Guillen. Not as much power, but better range.
by non sequitur on Feb 1, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
but better range.
those automated wheelchairs must be getting fast these days
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
while someone mentioned Guillen
I’ll bet he doesn’t break camp with any team this year. Maybe, just maybe a AAA contract from someone desperate, though. Hmm, maybe time for Agent Ned to step in and sign Guillen to be their everyday LF, after all, the Doyers need one.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
So he is taking a Felipe Alou position with the club
Good for him, I guess.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 2, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions
Giants fan since birth (literally, there are pictures of me coming home from the hospital clothed in Giants baby gear), and have had season tickets for longer than I remember.
Played gateway fantasy baseball in Baseball America (I think) Clubhouse Fantasy League in 1998. Finished tied for 7th in the nation after being briefly tied for 1st in the nation until Jim Thome decided to break his wist after the trade deadline and screw me over. Got hooked on fantasy baseball.
Followed Extra Baggs for a while at college which my father routinely posts on and lurked here for a while for more humorous comments and llamas. Finally got over my apathy regarding posting and registered a while back.
"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff
There are way more father-son MCC interactions than I would have guessed.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Mister Toddler went to his first game at age 6 mo

Handsome devil, eh?
by wcw on Feb 1, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn’t that be child abuse to bring a kid to a Zito game?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It was, it really was, especially in those dark days of 2008. I captioned that photo on his own little photoblog, ‘even I can kick this team’s ass.’ Lemme see if I can dig up the box score.. hm, the camera infos claim July 4, but I think it was the day after, with Zito, here: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200807050.shtml
Whoa, ninja link to another picture.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It doesn’t link to baseball-reference
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Wow, that was unintended but super-duper clever. The text of the URL is accurate. Let me re-do:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200807050.shtml
They won but lineup is UGH!
Lewis, Durham, Winn, Molina, Rowand, Bowker, Castillo, Vizquel.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Oh
Tyler Walker pitched. Never liked him.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Me neither
I will always believe that he wasn’t a good pitcher
"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Twiitter: @gobroks
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Ray Durham was awesome.
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Ray Durham is one of the reasons I kept bumping back into MCC.
I was looking for stats to backup an observation:
Ray Durham hit the same ball just about every time up to bat. When he was on a hot streak, it cleared the 2nd baseman’s glove by about 2 feet and lined into center. When he was on one of his cold streaks it was a ground ball double play. Now with the new FX, it would be easy to answer, then not so much.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
coolstandings.com tells us that after that game they had a 12% chance of making the playoffs
That was their high-water mark for the year, as it happens.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
You sure it was July 5th?
According to the box score, it was a 6:05 PM Saturday game. It looks bright and sunny on the picture.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Hmm
It appears that the game the day before, July 4th, was during the day and also pitched by a lefty – Jonathan Sanchez.
That certainly looks more like Zito than Sanchez to me, but it’s possible.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Ugh, you had to remind me of Jonathan Sanchez version 2008.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Jonathan Sanchez 2008: 3.85 FIP, 2.09 K/BB ratio, 4.27 BB/9
Jonathan Sanchez 2010: 4.00 FIP, 2.14 K/BB ratio, 4.47 BB/9
=P
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
It’s still fairly bright at 6:05 during the summer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think by 6 the field would be in shade.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
No, you kids are right, it’s the 4th. I just assumed it couldn’t possible have been a July 4 Dodgers game, since we picked up tickets outside the park for face value on a whim. But it was a day game, and bright and sunny and beautiful. And I think I wanted to forget Sanchez Mark 2008, too.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 6:34 AM PST up reply actions
hmmm
You seem to be breaking on cross-exam. Jporny and SFGuy are two tough litigators.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions
always trust the physical evidence
The camera timestamped the photo July 4, but it really looked like Zito on the mound, and he pitched the fifth, and how the hell did we get face value tickets for a July 4 Dodgers game anyway? I had no real memory of the game, since I was busy with Mister Infant, so I picked the box from the 5th. Wrong.
Eyewitness testimony, in other words, is never to be trusted.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
needs more "twinkie defense"
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions
sleep deprivation
Mister Toddler was a terrible sleeper until about a month after that photo. Thank the toddler gods, he has been a great sleeper ever since. I have almost no memories of anything that happened the first six months of his life, though.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
There will be days when you can’t get him up. Those days are called high school.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That was not a problem for me in high school. Sort of the opposite really.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 2, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
I can always tell it’s Zito on the mound by how many times the other team has scored :)
I enjoy taking cheap shots at a guy making obscene money to play a kid’s game very poorly.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
Average-ly.
I certainly wish he would do better, but I can’t really justify blaming him for being overpaid.
Et tu, Ribe?
money to performance-wise, he plays poorly.
but I don’t know that I can justify blaming him for being overpaid. Yes, the Giants are the ones that made the offer, but contract negotiations go back and forth. So Zito, at some point, had to have said “this is the baseline for what I think I’m worth”, which is probably in the $100MM range for 6-7 years.
Yes, the Giants were stupid to sign it, but that is what he was asking, so he is not absolved of blame. The buyout is the cherry on top that really irks me, though. Bad enough we have to pay him, but to have to pay him to NOT play? redic
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
I’d blame Boras more than I’d blame Zito, and I’d blame the Giants FO more than I’d blame Boras.
Yes the contract is unreasonable. But there’s nothing to be done at it now, so we should be rooting for Zito to do well and live up to the contract as much as we can. Continuing to fixate on how bad it is isn’t productive, or even particularly satisfying. It’s a dead horse.
Et tu, Ribe?
of course it's not productive, but
I do root for Zito to do well, every time he pitches.
But the whole “I’m gonna come back better than ever” spiel he spews every year is really getting old on me. Bad contracts that people complain about are part of being a fan.
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:47 AM PST up reply actions
His FIP has dropped every year he’s been a Giant.
He’s never going to be a Cy Young candidate again, but it’s not like he isn’t trying.
Et tu, Ribe?
Is that you, Mychael Urban?
I kid, I kid. You know how skinny girls like to hang out with biglarge girls so they look skinnier? Well, Zito isn’t doing himself any favors hanging with Timmeh, Cain, Sanchy and MadBum, that’s for sure.
I’ve gotten used to it, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop complaining. When you sign for $137MM, you invite the critics and cynics too.
Cliff Lee found his control “past his prime years”, so maybe Zito will find his all of a sudden too. I hold out a long lost ray of hope that he can salvage this forsaken tenure with SF.
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
By your logic, there’s pretty much no chance of that.
By his contract, he’s supposed to be worth about 4 WAR this coming season. Which would mean he would have to be as good as Cain was in 2010. With an 86-88 fastball… it’s simply not going to happen.
Just be glad that Zito is at least a league average pitcher who has shown remarkable durability, hasn’t caused a lot of off-the-field drama, and was a contributing member of a team that won the World Series.
For all the whining that people do about Zito, I don’t think they realize just how much worse it could be.
Et tu, Ribe?
Yeah, the posture fits too
Jonathan is always doing the ‘gun-slinger’ thing with the arm dangling, but Zito stands like that.
My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
And yet, as you will see above, that is actually the game from the 4th. Who is that on the mound — Hinshaw? Taschner?!
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200807040.shtml
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions
Pinchable cheeks there.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
OH MY GOD IM GONNA HAVE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ORANGE THINGS IN MY HAND SOON TOO
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 1, 2011 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
Ahem.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
but it’s not out yet
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Grant is my dad.
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I’m your father, Luke.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
And what does he do?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
Well my father doesn’t post on MCC, I’ve given up explaining what a “meme” is to him. He mainly just posts comments to Extra Baggs from his Blackberry with super huge typeface from games. Although he is the one who got me into fantasy baseball and indoctrinated me into the Giants faith.
"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff
I don’t understand why people are all hitchy about the “meme” thing.
It’s from the ’70s, dude. Where have you been.
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Well for my father, it’s been living in a baseball related cave most of his life. The dude catalogs any moment in his life by what was going on in baseball. ‘88 Kirk Gibson? "That’s when we were eating at that Moroccan restaurant in San Francisco." ’86 Buckner? “I was in Phoenix for a business trip”
My mother hates that he remembers most of their anniversaries by what the Giants (or sometimes the Cardinals) were doing on that day.
"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff
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Damn, you miss a few hours on this site and all hell breaks loose, with people telling their “stories.”
For the life of me, I can’t remember how I got here. I’ve loved watching baseball since I was a kid, and I’ve been a Giants fan pretty much since the mid-90s. One day in April, 2005, I was bouncing around the internet, found my way to this site, and the next thing I knew, I was posting something snarky and deeply uninformed (some things never change) on a Wednesday night Padres-Giants Gameday Thread. I think there were 35 or 40 comments that night in total. I remember Kenshin, and Moggee, and Goofus, and Skaldheim, and they were all funny and caustic, although not as much as Grant. It seemed like a cool little group of fans, so I decided to keep posting. And here I am. And here we are.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
i remember when i joined 3 years ago
there used to be barely any comments, even at the beginning of 2010 i still knew who the frequent posters were, but by the end all hell broke loose and each thread had 1000 + comments, BIG TIME
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
What time is it? IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!1
Comments really sploded in 2010. Some people quit because there was too much “nonsense”. I ENJOY NONSENSE.
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
i dont know what "nonsense" they're talking about
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
who starts that shit
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
alcoholics?
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Villiphied About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
man i hate those people
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
it's ok... all i'm doing is making fun of myself
i basically did all the stupid “nonsense”
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Vindicated, the alcoholic nods amiably and stands to leave. Then sits back down. “Hold on,” he says. “I got this.”
Look out. I'm having a thought.
Is it a problem that I have “How It’s Made” (Science Channel) on from the minute I get home until I go to bed?
Tell me more about the history of louvers!!!
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 1, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
howie
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Yes?
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
Never mind.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
For some reason it’s bothered me for a while that “never mind” is two words.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
Probably.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
On its shoulders, if you don’t want to hurt it too much.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Joaquin Andujar said,
"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, ‘You never know.’"
Period is inside the quotation mark.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Back in 2005 you could actually talk to Grant directly by email. Now you have to go through his “handlers.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Some of us prefer the term “love-handlers”.
It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.
by howtheyscored on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
became obsessed with goldenstateofmimd a couple years ago when the warriors upset dallas in the playoffs. was curious if there was a similar site for the giants and found this crazy place. now I’m busy on here everyday even tho I never really post. I love the insights, humor, gifs, casms, etc. I’ve learned so much I feel smarter than my friends now when we talk about baseball.
by faust10 on Feb 1, 2011 10:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Partly Shift-A (damn this got long - and yes, TWSS)
I’ve been a Giants fan since I was a young lass – my daddy would take me to games at the ‘Stick. It’s where I learned to eat Giants Dogs with Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard (still the only mustard I’ll eat, and only on Giants Dogs). Me and my pop would bond over baseball. What wasn’t to like?
One day I thought maybe I’d make a blog about baseball, since my poor husband was probably tired of me going on and on and on about the Giants. I started to search for other blogs, to see what was already covered. Google said I should look at this one, and I soon discovered that it was the very best. My blarg was sporadic after that, and is now totally neglected. Because Grant is so super good at making his blog, it makes little sense to try to keep up.
So, um, I guess that’s all.
I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wow someone else who got Gulden's!
Our house was only French’s yellow.
I loved those dogs because of it. I am sure some of it was eating a hotdog at a game, and some of it was how rare we actually got to go to games, but It wasn’t until I was well out of the house did I actually see it in the store and realize they have this someplace besides the ballpark?
I was one of what had to be many that complained at Pac Bell when they opened with no Gulden’s. In writing even.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
You can still find it at the Phone Park – you just have to locate one of the few condiment stands that has it. There aren’t many, but I find them every time!
I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
OT: yep.. this was me after the Packers NFC championship game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y2gPm9RuYo&feature=player_embedded#
and yes i cried like that
Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.
Googled "burris gotta go"
The rest is history.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
i bleed orange and black i bleed orange and black
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
EEEEEE
Been a Giants fan since 84, though any stat perusing at that time was limited to AVG, HR, RBI’s and W-L. I think I became a Giants’ fan because I once got one of those Slush Puppie’s in a mini Giants’ helmet.
I played on a softball team in the late 80’s (I’m 41) that had some crazy, performance based formula for putting together a line-up. It ruled out any kind of favoritism or whining. It was something like “really fast guy goes first, the two best OBP guys go next, then the two SLUG guys, then OPS to round out the rest of the lineup”. Basically, stop sucking and you can bat at the top of the order. This opened my eyes to the importance of getting on base, of all things.
Fast forward to…fuck, I don’t know when. I came across one of those usenet thingies. I remember a lot of EEEEEE this and Gregg Peralman that. I got slapped around a bit for saying stupid shit, but eventually got the vague hang of what was going on. I remember reading about some newfangled stats and being generally enlightened. I remember someone on that site starting some kind of strat-o-matic, simulated fantasy league. I had Frank Thomas and Roberto Alomar. My team was good, but it bored the bejeezus out of me. And I think I lost the internet shortly after.
A couple years ago, a friend of mine pointed me to what I thought was an article about Tim Lincecum. It was hilarious. There were references to Zeus, and centaurs, the apocalypse, and so on. I then noticed the article kept going and eventually realized that was actually a blog and everything I was reading was not from one mind. People were sharing ideas and debating the merits of even newer-fangled stats I’d never heard of. I still marvel at gaudy RBI’s but now I much prefer hearing about when to use WAR, UZR, FIPs, CHMOD, etc.
Also, that gif of those dancing animal guys cracks me up every time.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Hey nerbs- got a question
If I get the MLB At-Bat service, what if I go through a proxy server (on my iPhone) to hide my IP address, so they can’t blackout Giants games on me this year since technically they won’t know where my IP is coming from?
Though I imagine if I’m just now thinking of this, someone has already tried this a long time ago and it didn’t work. Just trying to figure out how to watch Giants game this season when I’m not at home.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
wait
Are you blacked out in Marin (I mean by MLB, not by beer)? Or when you travel?
I had a friend get around DirecTV once by using a phone number/address in another area. I don’t know if that works for you (i.e. I assume you could get a different phone number but maybe that doesn’t affect what you get).
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
Blacked out in Marin, and it’s also going to be blacked out in Monterey too. The blackout zone is huge.
I’ve heard Fleming talk about the Slingbox, it basically runs through your TV right?
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a relative newcomer
As of September 2010. I grew up with the Giants and they’ve been an especially big part of my life the past ten years. However, my love for the Giants really reached a fever pitch level this year, after the continued success from the previous year. I was too young to garner a true appreciation for the Giants between 1999-2003 when the team was playing great ball, even though I was in attendance for some of the truly great events ( first game and win at Pac-Bell, Bonds 500th, NLCS game 5, WS game 3).
There was empirical evidence that suggested between the months of March-October I continually isolates myself from friends and non-Giants loving members of my family. In September, I found myself further isolated by the Giants success, and this caused further feelings of anxiety and loneliness. Instead of reaching out to those that once occupied places of prominence in my life, I did what any loyal Giants fan should do; I cut them out of my life completely.
At this point, the Giants were the only thing I cared about in my life, and rightfully so. This led to a Google search, in order to find a place where my fandom would be welcomed and I could talk about baseball all day long. It didn’t take long before I stumbled upon the most insightful, knowledge, well-written blog, with an intelligent fan-base to boot.
Alas, I didn’t feel BayCityBall was for me. Eventually I settled here. It’s pretty cool.
by JSing on Feb 2, 2011 12:24 AM PST via mobile reply actions
this would work… if we actually talked about baseball around here.
instead, it’s all llama talk.
NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:30 AM PST up reply actions
and what we ate for dinner.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
No excuses, wullf.
I’ve never eaten llama for dinner.
For llunch? Sure. I can’t say I lloved it. Tasted a little orville. The whiskey takes care of that.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
How do you skip meals? I get crazy mad hunger if I don’t eat for more than 5 hours, I get super crabby. Even if I’m on a scene for more than 5 hours (which is highly unusual), I still bring a Clif Bar with me.
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
by giant4life83 on Feb 2, 2011 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
Wait ‘till you’re 58. Nutrition means a Klondike Bar in the morning and some llama jerky around noon.
Pretzals and whiskey in the late afternoon, then Chinese Chicken Salad for dinner. Gallo remains a healthy rooster prepared to meet any damned one of you on the field of honor.
How does Sunday look on your calendar?
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 2, 2011 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
I’d say I eat close 4-4.5 pounds of food a day total (not counting liquid weight). My grandparents take a bite of bread and call that dinner.
Good luck taking on the Steelers defense Sunday, rooster. ICWYDT. I’ll be watching the game with the gf and her parents, lol me. No Super Bowl party :(
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
That's why I enjoy MCC
All that inside baseball talk about BABIP and Matt Cain’s xFIP wasn’t for me. I find the debate of the political and cultural ramifications of Pie v. Cake much more engaging.
Ice cream cake. Discuss.
by JSing on Feb 2, 2011 1:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Pie v Cake does have some serious contention. For me, it’s about timing to decide between the two.
Pie from November 21st to January 1st, cake from Jan 2nd to Nov 20th.
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
Holy crap, it’s 1:15am.
Nite
"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"
I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER IN OCTOBER!
Ah, the classic “it’s 1:15 a.m.,” shenanigans. I demand that you standby your defense of pie!
by JSing on Feb 2, 2011 1:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Anecdotal evidence of pie's inferiority
Taking credit for a creation largely based in cake and cake-like products. I didn’t watch my friends die face-down in the mud to watch some pie-loving Bostonians piss on my cake!
by JSing on Feb 2, 2011 1:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Cakeheads will always tell you how good the music is, until they try cake sober.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions
LOL Mets
via Above the Law:
Is anybody really surprised that the Wilpons are having trouble finding people to buy a minority stake in the Mets? It’s an awful franchise that is poorly run that plays home games in Queens — why would you want a minority stake in that?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
Not to mention, the future ownership structure is unstable going forward. So yes, you may end up buying the Mets with Wilpon as your co-owner but you may end with Cuban as your co-owner.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Feb 2, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
I’d do it. They have a huge fan-following within the largest market in the US. Buying a minority stake would be buying low in my opinion.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I think you'd better call the Wilpons!
Participation interests may be surprisingly affordable!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand.
by natteringnabob on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
I can raise a million bucks cash by tomorrow if the Wilpons will give me a third of the team for it.
The problem is not that there are no bidders, the problem is that the Wilpons are not asking market price. If they were, the transaction would be done alreay.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm
Last week, a story was written that Martin Luther King, III was interested in getting an investment group together to buy 50% stake in the team.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Well, I unwillingly grew up with my cousin from Toronto
who moved to New York as a Blue Jays fan. I was 10 at the time, he was 11. I hated sports back then but he kept bribing me: “If you play catch with me, I’ll get you cookies.” or “If you come to my baseball game, I’ll buy you an ice cream cone.” We spent about one summer teaching me how to catch a ball, following the Blue Jays, and having Sandlot on repeat.
I became infatuated with the game. Read books about pitching, wore Converse, collected baseball cards, knew team lineups by heart, spat sunflower seeds like the rest of them, joined a little league PAL, won our first championship (I was the only girl on the team), threw further than the coach’s son, worshipped John Olerud and so on. Luckily for us, the Blue Jays won the World Series in ’92 and I still remember screaming my lungs out in my living room when Paul Molitor got the MVP a year later.
My cousin eventually moved, puberty hit and I quit the baseball team to become a band geek. In college, I received a free ticket to see the Yankees play the Orioles and I was somewhat interested when the Yankees were beaten by the Red Sox.
Then last summer I went to a Mets game, and something just clicked. There was a struggle in following the Mets as I didn’t feel a connection with the team. A Yankees phase after that, but nothing exciting. “Well, of course, they’ll win. They are defending champs.”
I was flipping through channels and saw this dude, Lincecum, pitch. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. Falling in love with a freak rookie. Typical. I had previous knowledge of SBNation since my boyfriend used to manage an SBNation blog… and landed upon McCovey Chronicles. Stayed up all night reading the archives and 2 blogs before this. And lucky for me, the Giants won the World Series in 2010. I appreciate baseball and appreciate bathroom humor even more. So yea…
twitter/sugrcuki
remember when Lincecum was the consensus 'most overrated' pitching prospect?
Good times, good times.
Plus, I wuz right.
Mm, sweet, sweet rubbing it in. I wonder how those commenters feel these days.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
I remember when Matt Cain was our ace of the future.
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Well it goes a little something like this...
I started rooting for the Giants mainly to piss off my Dodger loving old man. I got totally hooked the year I graduated high school (1993) mainly because my ’69 Plymouth only had an AM radio, oh and not to mention 103 wins and Barry Bonds, and the worthless fucking Rockies and Salomón fucking Torres. I have been a rabid Giants fan ever since.
In 2000 I started working at a law office while I worked on my BA (eventually my MA as well) and was suddenly in front of a Internet connected computer for 4-8 hours a day. Since I could not surf porn at work (that’s what the internet is for right?) I read as much mainstream on-line sport sites as I could. I did not start digging deeper on the Internet because I was not some sort of computer nerd geek like some of you freaks. Well then that sort of changed in 2003.
2003 was the year I read money ball, and that book peaked my interests in non-traditional stats. I was mainly interested to see if I could use some of the advanced statistical analysis to better my fantasy baseball teams. I read Baseball prospectus and while I did not understand a lot of what I was reading (cut me a little slack, I have a MA in History not Engineering or Math) I very much enjoyed what I read. My new found interest in stats got me looking into less traditional baseball related websites as well as reading baseball blogs.
I found McCovey Chronicles in 2006 and joined up, posting first as Giants Dwarf, then as Angry Dwarf after I could not log on one day, I don’t think I was banned. Was I? Anyway, while I have never brought much to this site in terms of actual content, I do visit it every day and read almost everything that is posted. It is because of this site that I am now ore of a baseball obsessed, super nerd fan of the 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants, who owns this jersey:

Staunch Defender of Cake
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DWARF!!!!!!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Feb 2, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
It was the cake that made you short
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 2, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
My wife when young was predicted to be 5-10. She is now 5-3, barely.
She denies that the can of coke by her bed every night in any way could have stunted her growth.
In other news, pie.
by wcw on Feb 2, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
My mom is 4'10 and my dad is 5'3...
so genetically, speaking, I was screwed from the beginning.
Oh and if I had a pie I would throw it in your face. Cake is where its at!
Staunch Defender of Cake
beheld, besmitten.
what’s the best combo?
apple pie inside a vanilla ice cream cake?
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Oh the humanity!
Why would someone go to all that effort to ruin a perfectly good ice-cream cake?
Staunch Defender of Cake
It's a sin against God.
There. Said it.
I can see hell’s kitchen producing a constant stream of these.
Piecakes, table 4.
Piecakes, table 5.
…
Piecakes, table 109.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Why would you want to bring down the value of your pie?
Pull your kids from school and get them Twitter accounts. Let them learn from the people!
Will Lou Piniella be at Fan Fest
http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/3090/report-piniella-takes-adviser-job-with-giants
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
What time is it? IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!1
by Regulus on Feb 2, 2011 9:30 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA
Dave Cameron responded to my question on his Fangraphs chat.
12:39
[Comment From Matt Cain Matt Cain: ]
Truth is Dave, I’m probably a little bit lucky and a little bit good. Won’t you call me a great #2 so that we can be friends?
Wednesday February 2, 2011 12:39 Matt Cain
12:39
Dave Cameron:
Not unless you come with SF’s home stadium for the remainder of your career.
Not unless you come with SF’s home stadium for the remainder of your career.
So, in other words, yes.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
by bgunn on Feb 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Is there anyway to chart landing locations of fly balls that he has surrendered?
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Feb 2, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Also, I am growing tired of Dave Cameron.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Feb 2, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
Who is Dave Cameron anyway. Not being sarcastic, I’ve not heard of him.
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Some British dude, according to Google
Don’t know why he beefs with Matt Cain so much.
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
That's not working so well
twitter/sugrcuki
by suzzee on Feb 2, 2011 9:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I shouldn't even be here
I’m a last minute bandwaggoner. Ok sort of. Im European that disliked Baseball when i moved to SF in 2001. Disliked it, because I didn’t understand the rules – problably like you scratch your heads for Cricket.
Anyhow, my new Boss has season tickets at View level but behind home plate, and often gave me tickets for 2001 and 2002. I learned the rules, learned to hate the dodgers, learned to start to like Giants. By end of 2002 i was shell shocked at the end of game 6 and knew, because I felt so depressed, that I was now hooked, loved the Giants and now the Wife (AC Milan) had to make room for the mistress (SF Giants). I kept going to at least 5/8 games a season, but followed them on TV and radio ever since, started playing fantasy baseball which really opened my horizons to beyond the NL West. And so here I am – 10 years later still shell shocked, but this time that we won it…
Arizona....
…growing up with my father, who was never a huge baseball fan, but he was an old-school early Arizona politico, lobbyist, or what have you. Anyhow ever since he was a big fish in the small pond of Phoenix back in the 50’s he absolutely WORE OUT the stories about going to Durants steakhouse and meeting all the great SF Giants – who were, of course, the first team to set up shop in Phoenix for Spring Training. I heard the story about meeting Willie Mays hundreds and hundreds of times and I guess that colored my view of the Major League Baseball world: Orange and Black Sunglasses. We’d attend a couple Spring Training games a year, and I enjoyed it.
My first professional game was on my first trip to SF in the summer of ’87, Mets beat the Giants in front of a packed house at the Stick. Chilli Davis made the final out I recall.
I started high school in Phoenix that fall and quickly realized it was way more fun to sneak off campus for Spring Training games than attend lunch or 5th period. Many good times were had and I still liked the Giants. I was hospitalized for about a week and watched the earthquake World Series from my hospital bed.
Baseball faded towards the background of my consciousness around this time as I was consumed with following rock bands around the country and eventually working for one. In mid ‘99 I decided that I’d had my fill of the music business and found myself living in San Jose with plenty of free time on my hands. I’d been seeing the occasional games at the Stick since moving to the Bay Area in ’93, but it was in ’98 when I really started to get serious. Also: Barry Lamar Bonds. So many nights just hopped in the car and bought a Family Section seat (they were the cheapest) and swooped to better seats. Saw a TON of games in ’99 closing out the Stick, saw about 20 in 2000 at Pac Bell not including the 2 depressing NLDS games, and by 2001 I was a season ticket holder. My favorite game until 2010 was the clincher against the Cardinals in 2002 NLCS – man, what a great night to party in SF that was.
I moved to SF in 2007, SOMA right near the ballpark. Finished moving my crap into my tiny studio apartment then walked over for the Sunday evening game on May 6, 2007 – Tim Lincecum’s debut. Let my season tickets expire in 2008 and found myself in Florida that fall working for the Obama campaign and that is when I somehow discovered MCC. I think my first post was on a playoff-open thread and I thought it was cool to watch the playoffs with others who had the same Orange and Black sunglasses, particularly since I was stuck in butt-fuck Florida.
Lean seasons for the Giants made getting tickets easy upon my return from Florida exile in 2009 and 2010, and while I was able to score face-value tickets for all the NLDS and NLCS games last year I watched the Series from various bars in SF and drank the Championship in completely.
I’ve made every home opener since 1998 and it was the stress of wondering how I was going to score a ticket for the 2011 opener that led me to take a look at the Season Ticket plans for this season. Seeing that the View Reserved tickets I held from 2001-07 were actually CHEAPER now then they were then…I pulled the trigger yesterday and will be spending much of my free time in VR 302 in 2011.
This is a great community of people with very similar mental conditions to myself and I can’t imagine where I’d go for news if it wasn’t here. Thanks for everyone sharing their stories and I look forward to the next MCC meet-up in 2011.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Feb 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions
long post is LONG
Jeebus.
whoops.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Feb 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Not sure how I got here, but I lurked here at least a year for the Bea Arthur and Bonds curing cancer and killing Nazis and STATZ. My first comment was a reply-fail bocock joke, and I remember raging about defending Bonds and at the Rowand signing.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST reply actions
BEA ARTHUR WILL LIVE FOREVER
someone with more free time than sense.
Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.
Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Grew up in the East Bay as an A’s/Giants fan, went to college and my roommate was a die-hard Giants fan whose dad had designed a new fantasy baseball system, so we watched a lot of Giants.
He had a McC shirt with the “Angel” quote on the back, and I thought it was hilarious. Then I studied abroad in 2009 and needed a connection to the Giants, so I read McC, Extra Baggs, etc every day, and now I’m hooked.
Plus, Grant is pretty funny.
WAIT
Sorry to be weird, but is this Tycho? As in Sunrise Projector, Scott Hansen, Tycho?
twitter/sugrcuki
by suzzee on Feb 2, 2011 9:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
No, suzze. That’s the other guy.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
how did I get here?
Grew up in the Bay Area (Palo Alto). From childhood, one of my favorite sounds was the Giants broadcasts my Dad would listen to on the radio (shouting at Russ Hodges, and complete with singing cigarette commercials in those days). I’m told that my first phrases were “horse for me” and “swung on and missed.”
Though educated and raised there, I’ve been 30 years in exile from the SF area, living in various places around the country, and in the northeast for most of the time.
I spent a few months last fall taking care of my mom, who was dying of cancer. We watched a lot of Giants games (with her swearing at Lincecum during his August slump) and in the family, the games became something to focus our attention on. Though she didn’t make it into the post-season (they clinched on the day after her death), I picked up the flag and couldn’t seem to get this tribe of batshit crazy guys out of my head.
And y’all are pretty batshit crazy too, which is why I’ve stayed here lurking.
by SituationalLefty on Feb 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST reply actions
+24
for “batshit crazy”
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Feb 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks, Lefty. A beautiful story.
By the way, I’m not batshit crazy. Many of the others, however, are.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
Kruk
I grew up in Illinois right in the middle of Cubs/Cardinals territory. ( nobody is a White Sox fan) It was the mid 70’s so I became a Reds fan because Cubs/Cardinals fans loss me off. Being a Reds fan in the 70’s meant hating the Dodgers, so my future adoption of the G-men was natural. I loved playing baseball. I made baseball stadiums in the sand when I went to the beach. I always watched the end of Cubs games on WGN after school. We went to Cubs/ Sox games a couple times each summer.
I got away from it due to playing football in HS, and my HS not having a baseball team. But, one day in 97, I was looking for a Seinfeld rerun on channel 2 one night, and Krukow, after watching a LF go after a foul ball near the seats and fall into the lap of a hot blonde, said “Veteran move.”
I found MLBTraderumors a few years ago, and followed a link from there over to here. I wasn’t a stats guy before, and am not dogmatic about them now, but this place has opened my mind to alternative ways of judging quality. But I think BA and RBI are useful, when used in context. I also think Runs Scored is the RBI of team stats. So I’m not a saber- zealot.
by toofruss on Feb 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
I’VE TOLD YOU TO STOP FUCKING WATCHING ME!!!!
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Here
I’m a lurker of a couple of years’ standing and not as into sabremetrics as a lot of you. l came because I really, really like to read about the Giants – much more than what runs in the papers – and Grant is such an entertaining writer. As to why I really, really like to read about the Giants, it starts with being mad for the Cowboys while growing up in Texas, getting turned off by the Jesus and flag-waving vibe, washing up on the West Coast with no real sports allegiances and gradually realizing what a thing of beauty baseball is, and how perfectly the Giants express the striving, failing, growing and hoping at its heart. To paraphrase Churchill, Any man who is not a football fan in his youth has no heart and any many who is not a baseball fan in his maturity has no brains. Or something like that.
Very cool, deadline. I hope you drop in more in the coming season. You got brains.
Me? I’ve no sense.
Fucking juiced ball bullshit.
by gallo del cielo on Feb 3, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Wow… how did I find this place? Well, I love baseball. I have been a fan since way back when – born a Giants fan to a father who loves baseball and passed it on to me. There are pictures of me as young as 1 year old sleeping underneath the old bleacher seats at Candlestick.
McCovey Chronicles… I was searching for Giants news on the web, and google led me to this place. I had read some story online about some offseason acquisition… it might have been when Barry Zito signed. I wanted to see what fans were saying online about this, and I ended up here. I lurked for two or three years, but I read Grant’s posts often. I would sometimes read the comments, but not until it said I could start posting with my Yahoo ID did I actually start posting here.
The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS
friend sent me here and I stayed for the “damn you grissoms!”s. what year was that?
by iamwhatiam on Feb 3, 2011 3:13 AM PST via mobile reply actions

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