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Power Ranking the Most Annoying Quotes From the Past Week

You know, you can probably skip this one. Especially if you're tired of McCovey Cynicals. I'm not a bitter guy, really! November 1, 2010! Tim Lincecum's two Cy Young's! Best ballpark in the game! Things could really, really be worse.

But for some reason, the Winter Meetings just annoyed the heck out of me. Here's a ranking of the ten most annoying quotes. Unless otherwise noted, they're all pulled from Extra Baggs.

Star-divide

10.

"The guys have been good. They know what needs to be done. And the way it works out, there’s comfort in Cabrera and Pagan playing for a contract. Then you have Huff, who has an option in his contract, and Freddy is a free-agent-to-be."

Oh. Contract years. Dayn Perry found there was a slight increase of production of players in their walk years, so it's not as completely asinine as looking at spring training performances, but it's still a silly way to justify standing pat. The Giants are hoping that the players who were bad last year are less bad -- that's the whole strategy. Expecting it in part because of their contract status is more ex post facto reasoning than anything.

9.

Sabean’s reponse: "I know what’s not percolating. We did not bid on the Japanese shortstop. Did not. N-O-T. Enough said."

Would have loved a "Nakajima" instead of "the Japanese shortstop." I'm not picky. Just a sign that Sabean kicked the right tires and did his due diligence instead of a, "Wait, they play baseball there? How adorable!" It's something that maybe came across in print differently than he meant it, but it was a deflating way to quash what had been the only exciting news of the week to that point.

8.

"I think we’re pretty well set in the outfield, to be honest," Bochy said.

Is Melky Cabrera, Angel Pagan, and Nate Schierholtz the worst offensive outfield in baseball? I mean, none of them are especially horrible, but as a group not one of them is really a threat to escape the orbit of mediocre. Wait, I haven't looked at the Padres' proposed outfield. And I think the A's have Ryan Sweeney, and only Ryan Sweeney, playing in all three spots as of now. So it's not the worst.

But, brother, it could use an upgrade. Suppose it beats the Roberts/Rowand/Winn outfields of yore.

7.

"We won the World Series," Torres said by phone from Puerto Rico. "How would I ever forget the Giants, the fans, all the people? I’ll always respect them and always thank them for everything. I always said I’ll put some part of the Giants in my heart."

This one's annoying because it chokes me up. MISS U ANDRES.

6.

If you think Matsuzaka is precisely Zito's equal and that Zito will get a $75 million, five-year contract, Matsuzaka would cost the same with a $25 million posting fee and a $50 million, five-year contract.

That's a quote from a Hardball Times article from early in the 2006 offseason. I just stared at it for a while with my mouth open, remembering that's what people though Zito was going to get. Therefore, it makes the annoying power rankings.

5.

First base could be a mix-and-match between Huff, Brett Pill and Brandon Belt. "It could play out in spring training," Sabean said.

Oh. Spring training. They give an award out, you know, to the young player with the best performance/attitude in spring training. No, really. It's called the Harry S. Jordan Award, and Belt won it last year. Then after two weeks of Belt struggling, the Giants ignored everything that happened in spring training because basing anything at all on spring training performance is luuuuuuudicrous.

Yay to the Giants for recognizing that. Boo to them for using it improperly to hose Brandon Belt early last year. Triple-boo to them for relying on spring-training battles year after year. Though we all remember how Joe Kmak really leveraged that spring award into a long career.

4.

Anything about Brett Pill starting

Again, I'm rooting for Pill. Rooting for him just as hard as I rooted for Dan Ortmeier. Putting those two names in the same paragraph is not something I did by accident.

3.

"How the hell can we not think we’re better than we were last year?" (Sabean) said. "From a health standpoint and a production standpoint, the law of averages will tell you we should be better in both areas."

Ayup. I understand the general sentiment -- the Giants were extraordinarily unlucky with runners in scoring position last season, which isn't something you'd expect to remain static. And Posey back will help. A lot.

But to see a GM completely defile "the law of averages" like that …. I don't know. It's like asking a movie director about Casablanca and having him say, "Never read it." Just feels like a part of a GM's job should be not to fall for Gambler's Fallacy.

2.

"We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be," Sabean said. "He’s doing all he can to be versatile. He’s in great shape. I’ll say this, he’s taking this very serious. He knows he has an opportunity."

Utility infielders often have weird paths to the majors. Ryan Theriot was pretty awful in the minors, but he carved out a perfectly acceptable career in the majors. That could happen to Burriss. I hope it does -- he's one of the more likable guys in the organization.

I just don't want to think about him being something the Giants are counting on. Keep it to yourselves, people. The whole best-shape-of-his-life thing: insulting. He's a longshot's longshot. He's a 25th-man right now, but only if you squint -- a Velez with functioning synapses. He should be treated as such. Which is to say, brought up as much as Matt Downs was a couple of years ago.

1.

"Being brutally honest, we pretty much got to the top of the budget," said Sabean, after a relatively inactive Wednesday at the winter meetings. "It’s down to Keppinger or Fontenot as the extra man."

This reminds me of the Michael-Tucker-or-draft-pick dilemma. Hey there, fellas, how about both? Slap a Giants' logo on some boxes of chocolates and have a fundraiser. I don't even want Keppinger back, and this quote annoys me. It's just so … final. It's like, how much more strict can the Giants get with their self-imposed salary cap? The answer is none. None more strict.

Came into the offseason hoping the Giants could re-sign Carlos Beltran, and now we're talking about Brett Pill, Manny Burriss, and not affording utility infielders. So it goes.

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Not sure about that, but the boredom is excruciating.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 9, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If I only had baseball, the lack of vocation would be tolerable. I’d probably get MLB on video, but that’s not an option. So, I’m shit out of luck.

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by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Burris quote is number one for me.

I don’t ever want to hear my GM saying “We’re really hoping for (this).” “Were really hoping for something that has no evidence it can happen.”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Same here.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“We’re really hoping that a stupid decision we made doesn’t continue to bite us in the ass”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re hoping like hell. Like hell.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get that saying

The common use of Hell describes it as a destination or place rather than a person or other being that can think, and therefore, hope. I mean, you may as well say, “I hope like San Bruno that Burriss turns into the player we all think he can be.”.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Also idiomatic is

“We’re hoping to heaven that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell is also not a place one would think of as being full of hope.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

What would anyone need hope for in heaven? There’s a lot of hoping going on in hell.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoping like hell...

Think of it in this manner:
Hoping like [a soul stuck in] Hell [for eternity].

For the puroposes of the saying, hell means everybody sent down there for eternal damnation. Back when the saying became common, hell was a very accepted and real deterrent.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But the law of averages…

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 9, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As if Burriss being anything different than he’s already been is a “gamble”. Burriss gotta go.

by Bar None on Dec 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait
Dayn Perry found there was a slight increase of production of players in their walk years

GP has said there’s no correlation so amny times I believed him. Now what?

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

I think the key word here is "slight"

As in so small to be statistically insignificant.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's an extremely flawed study

Using a sample of just 212 free agents, arbitrarily decided by the studier, who identifies them as “Top” free agents. Pagan and Cabrera, undoubtedly, would not qualify for “top” status, and thus aren’t even the kind of players included in this study.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally expected to see my name or GiantPain's name somewhere in this list.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

There had better be extensions for at least two of Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarer, and Sandoval this offseason. That’s the only thing that’s making me keep my chin up.

When’s the last time the Giants made a free agent splash, anyway? Like, for a player who was thought to be very good and turned out to be very good? Was it Bonds?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Was it Bonds?

I don’t think pointing out that it was Beltran will help any of us feel any better.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 9, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Key words: "free agent"

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

:headdesk:

I’m an idiot.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 9, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick! Blame day drinking.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and Zito

both of whom led us to the World Series title

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

When’s the last time the Giants made a free agent splash, anyway? Like, for a player who was thought to be very good and turned out to be very good? Was it Bonds?

Depends on what you mean by “very good.” Maybe Ray Durham.

Also, again depending on definitions, maybe Ellis Burks. We originally traded for him, but then re-signed him after he’d filed for free agency. Ditto for Jason Schmidt.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Reggie Sanders!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Moises Alou?

He was pretty good when healthy, as I recall.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think any of those guys are really splashy. Ripples, maybe.

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by Roger on Dec 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It was that time they signed Vladimir Guerrero to takeover as superstar from a fading Bonds. Luckily, it also meant Sabean didn’t sign a bunch of mediocre players like Michael Tucker.

by Nivra on Dec 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So they would have had Bonds and Vlad

and 7 minor leaguers on the roster.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You're joking, right?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s trolling us, at this point.

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by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Where is the money to pay for the other players going to come from?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

If you are working within a budget and need to fill a 25-man roster. You can pay most of that money to one player (Vlad) and use league minimal players to fill the remaining spots or you can spread the money around and get cheap MLB players to fill the spots.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I miss the part where Jason Schmidt, Ray Durham, Marquis Grissom, etc. get cut from the 2004 Giants?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Explain.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

"So they would have had Bonds and Vlad and seven minor leaguers on the roster"

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well of course they were other players on the team

it is a 25 man roster. But the choice would been Vlad and 9 league minimal players or the 10 players listed below.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted this before

Vlad signed for a 5/$70 million deal with the Angel or about $14 million

AJ: 3.5 million
Tucker: $1.5 million
Tomko: $1.2 million
Herges: $1.1 million
Eyres: $1 million
Hammond: $1 million
Snow: $1.5 million
Feliz: $800K
Brower: $600K
Hermanson: 800K

Total: $14 million.

You also have to pay about $3.5 million on top of Vlad’s salary just to fill roster spots.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

First off

Vlad’s contract in 2004 was worth $10m, not $14m. Second, see my comment above

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

just like Reyes’ contract is $10 M in 2012.

Even if you take that point, his $10 M plus the $3.5 M for the league minimal.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlad was a sweet warrior prince. The verdict is out on Reyes for sure, but my prediction is sweet tears for the Marlins.

by shankbone on Dec 9, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

GP would disagree with this.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction

the list totals to $13 million.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Savvy Sabes, is that you?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not savvy

it’s just reality.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So when Savvy Sabes says something like “If we signed Vlad, we wouldn’t have had [list of many, many shitty players],” you nod your head in agreement?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Again…you can have Vlad but you would have to also put up with having 9 league minimum players.

I don’t nod in agreement, I realize that he is working within a budget.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Like half those dudes were basically replacement player. Which is a player that is freely available for the league minimum.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

NEWS FLASH

All those guys sucked.

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by zenbitz on Dec 10, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That poster is definitely trolling us or he really works in the Giants front office. “If we had Vlad, we wouldn’t have all those shitty players”

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by SFGuy on Dec 10, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Instant Poll time!!! Would you trade Lincecum for Hanley Ramirez straight up?

Yes or No

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

No.

But I would think about it.

by gntfan10 on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no

err toward the pitcher

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I would. I think it’s because I don’t think Lincecum wants to stay.

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by kdl on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You think Hanley would be Happy Jack?

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by Roger on Dec 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I would never want to put up with his BS. Or have to read about it on this board.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If he didn't crater last year?

Then yes

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But he did crater, which means the Giants would now have to throw in a semi-promising minor-league relief pitcher.

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by leftymalo on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be better than getting nothing for him.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is under control for two years and will likely cost 40+ million over them

HanRam is under control for 3 for 46 million. Ramirez ~ 6 months younger. Plays a position of need and less organizational depth.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He likely won't stay at shortstop.

Which kinda calls the position of need thing into question. I hear we already have a pretty good third baseman.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear our second baseman is recovering from a season-ending injury or is AAA filler.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

SS != 2B

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez at 2B would not be a bad idea

He couldn’t possibly be defensively worse than Jeff Kent.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

2B would be good.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Until he gets Nishioka'd.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the reason Nishioka got Nishioka’d was that they don’t do takeout slides in Japan.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They are much less aggressive about them; they are designed to throw off footwork without risking injury for the other player. That said, part of the reason Nishioka got injured is because his leg was turned at such angle that made him extremely vulnerable, one someone who is actually trained to play at 2B would probably never do.

My point, at its root, is that middle infield positions are not fungible because they cover roughly the same range. If I’d want Ramirez to play anywhere, it’s a corner, where his bat is significantly less valuable. Transitioning him to 2B is risky for a number of reasons.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

position of need
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Doubt it, because in eyes of rival evaluators, Ramirez is not suitable for SS and he doesn’t have much trade value at the moment.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt our evaluators were included in Buster’s sample… we thought Tejada could play a suitable short

by Bochy's IT guy on Dec 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but he's a douche

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Dec 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yea

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I suspect Ramirez’s attitude would be very difficult for the Giants to manage.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

plus moving him to 2B?!?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. I wouldn’t want to make that decision. Maybe?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“Not even close” is a pretty bold statement. I’d do it, but I wouldn’t feel good about it.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can see arguments either way, but I think to say “not even close” either way is crazy.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez is under contract for three more years ...

I’m not a WAR junkie, but Ramirez’s bWAR was lower than Miguel Tejada, Aaron Rowand, Brett Pill, and Mike Fontenot last year. Gamble that it was an outlier, and that he’ll be fine? Absolutely.

Use Tim F. Lincecum as the player you give up for that gamble? Aren’t enough "l"s in the world to write “aw, helllllllllll no” with the proper emphasis.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Gamble that the fact that Lincecum’s K rate has gone down for three straight years and his BB rate has gone up for the same amount of time is an aberration/reversible trend?

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather have modest decline from 4.4 WAR.

Then count on rebound back from 1.3… especially noting that he loses a good deal of value as soon as you move him away from SS.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That value should be offset by a better defensive rating though.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez only played ~2/3 of a season last year though

I’m not saying it’s good, but Ramirez’s bounceback will from a ~2 fWAR level, not a 1.3 fWAR level.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair point.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was saying earlier. He set a ridiculous bar.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He ranked 22nd by fWAR in 2011

He’s still good. He is. But so is Ramirez, and they’ll basically cost the same, but you get Ramirez an extra year.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But Ramirez isn’t home grown and a fan favorite. I don’t own a Ramirez jersey.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why did you ask me to vote?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I must have interpreted this wrong:

Instant Poll time!!! Would you trade Lincecum for Hanley Ramirez straight up?
Yes or No

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Goofus.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you mean Goofus and GiantPain are separate people? I’ve been getting them confused all this time.

by Evan on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain seems unlikely to proudly bear the McPenisButter moniker.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I stand corrected. I am a bit distracted. I mean why am I expected to work on a Friday afternoon??

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't look here.

I’m at home cooking.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My work parking lot is empty. I think we’re at about 15% staff right now. 3:30 pm.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s the same here. It usually is on a Friday. For some reason the jerks 10 years ago redistricted the state and got sued so now this time around I have to report stuff to the DOJ.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus and GiantPain are not he same person.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They got locked in The Bundler!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

All the McCoven look alike

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been unpacked.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Of all the people to mix up, you mix up us.

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was because GP was advocating for that trade in the last thread.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And he thought to himself “What a big d**k”.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You white people all look alike.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

But so is Ramirez

That’s probably true, but you’re really underestimating how bad he was last year. And if he can’t stick at short, he just ain’t that good. Good, but not that good.

And you can’t focus on the Lincecum K decline without looking at Ramirez’s power decline.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm focusing on both

They’re both good players who seem to be declining in ways that are kind of a bummer.

If you were asking me who do I think is going to be the better player from now on, I might even go with Lincecum. But the relevant concern here is who will be better over the course of their existing contracts relative to the amount of money they make.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn't "bad" really

Just average-ish (once you take playing time into account).

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He was Freddy Sanchez making $15 million.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

His walk rate was absurdly low in 2009, when it went up in 2010, it was still lower than it was in 2008.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

This seems like an attempt to agitate GiantPain.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't aware there was a different variety.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Burris would be the backhanded compliment in the platoon.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

And I’ll explain the comment I made in the last thread GP. First, HR has seriously erratic fielding numbers that I fear could stabilize on the bad side at any moment.
Second, his ISO has gone from .239, .201, .175, .136
his BABIP of .379 in 2009 is disguising a steady drop in WAR.
I think his BABIP will climb a bit from last year, and his ISO might as well, but I could see him being right around 3 WAR each year in the next 3. It wouldn’t surprise me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Since 2009, yeah, not 2008.

And maybe it’s just homerism, but I feel like Lincecum has a better chance to hang around 4-5 WAR than Hanley does.

The biggest difference between Lincecum’s 2008 and 2010 was his HR/FB moving up to normal levels. In other words, Lincecum’s decline scares me, but I think there’s a better chance that the decline isn’t as bad as it looks.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Because the difference between Ramirez and Crawford/Burriss will likely be greater than the difference between Lincecum and whoever else (Surkamp, Zito, back-end FA starter, etc.).

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Most emphatically.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait,

scratch that, backup, I want Tim.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the main reason I brought it up

That, and because Timmy wants 8 years

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not really clear what he wants. He said earlier this offseason that he is fine going year-to-year, or maybe every two years. I think the 8-year deal with an opt out “from his camp” is mostly setting the bar high, since the Giants will inevitably haggle them down.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I would not send Timmy to a team that would demand he cut his hair.

#TeamLongHair

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I would not think about it.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Tim gives me the warm & fuzzies.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Close, but nah. If we still had Jonathan Sanchez, it would be closer.

by Evan on Dec 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell No

Look at Hanley’s stats. He is clearly on a downward trend. Timmy is the best pitcher in baseball. Get him 3 runs, and he is unbeatable. Pitchers like that don’t grow on trees. I believe Timmy does want to stay in SF, I think he is just waiting to see if we can add some offense once the Rowand/Zito money is off the books. it doesn’t make any sense for him to commit long term at this point to a team that clearly doesn’t want to spend to add offense.

by Michael Mills on Dec 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy is the best pitcher in baseball.

I am a Tim Lincecum fan and this is not true.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

However!
Pitchers like that don’t grow on trees.

This is true! How funny would a tree full of pitchers look?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Livan tree would need extra sturdy branches.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Latos tree would be a weeping willow.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A gren one. Rec’d.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you imagine the tree that gave rise to David Wells?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This tree would suffer from gout.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This perhaps

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect!

Slap a 1927 Babe Ruth NYY cap on it and we’re done!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus it would be covered in bright red flowers in the spring emulating gin blossoms.

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by Lunkus on Dec 9, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And it would buy everyone in the bar a drink!

(1998 World Series in San Diego so I’m told)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and its seeds would be Whoppers

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have to grew like huge potato plant. No other structural way to supourt the weight.

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by daveinexile on Dec 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/plants a Jennie Finch tree

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

/sprouts Casey Daigles

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If they grew on lemon trees, it would make making lemonade very convenient

You get your lemons and your pitchers from the same tree!

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

Because then we’d have a starting-pitching problem that, given our farm system, would have to be remedied almost immediately by an overpriced free agent starter. If the Marlins really want to get rid of Hanley, they can take something less shiny. Here, we’ll give you Nate and Burress. But then there will be money problems.

by Duelling Brandos on Dec 9, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a back-end but not sucky FA could be had this year at a reasonable price

There’s a glut of 1.5ish WAR (or better) starting pitchers still out on the market right now.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d also have to take Huff.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sentimental to a fault

So no. No I would not. I won’t try to defend my position either, it’s strictly based on sentiment.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Dec 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d trade Burriss for Hanley.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by KatSkahnne on Dec 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

no sanks

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by Unitard on Dec 9, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No

/ stands at the back of the line waiting

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by nvsfg on Dec 9, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No

An out-of-shape guy who was probably going to have to move off SS anyway and who has a very questionable work ethic? Yeah, I’m not so sure about that.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz.

Compare the yes/no ratio after Grant chimed in to the one before he chimed in.

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by Juan Primo on Dec 9, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not fair! I answered before reading Grant’s answer!

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He determines the grougthink.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I

The only one who predicts/expects Freddy to completely crater next year? I’m talking .250/.290/.350, or something like that.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

No, you're not.

But you’ll get chastised for being a pessimist. Shoulders aren’t necessary to swing a bat.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's about as predictible as player can be

Don’t think he’ll crater

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

His production might be, but his health status isn’t.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't think a Sanchez injury is easy to predict?

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect he’ll be out for the season by the end of June. What body part decided to explode is kind of anyone’s guess.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, it’s gotten really dark here while I’ve been away.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He went down for the season when he dove on (what looked to me to be) a completely routine groundball. That does not bode well.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He also popped his meniscus fielding a lazy cutoff throw.

Then went on to play the last 5 months of 2010.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

As the RDF grows stronger so does the dark cloud that hangs in the air.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Plate appearances, by season

2005: 492
2006: 632
2007: 653
2008: 608
2009: 489
2010: 479
2011: 261

So, no.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he have like 6 of them in the 2009 off season?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought those were arthroscopic knee surgeries?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

For such a "predictable" player

He certainly has massive injury problems and huge variances in year to year performance.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict he’ll be worth between 1-3 wins next year.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say

2 ± 1 seems reasonably predictable to me. He’ll be somewhere between a bench player and nearly an All-Star!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, me either. Freddy really has true hitting skills.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think he's going to get hurt again

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t expect it to crater. He’s pretty darn good at the modest things he can do with the bat.

We may only get that for 14 games or so, is the thing.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not fair, you copied that from 2008!

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I shudder to think. . .

. . .what the off-season moves would be if they were drawing 15,000 a game, not raking in the TV $$$, and not selling a half-dozen Giants logoed items to every man, woman, child and canine in Northern California.

by betterthanbochy on Dec 9, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I like angry Grant. He says my words better than I do.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

“It could play out in spring training,” Sabean said.

Man, this takes me back to playing Franchise mode in Madden ‘99 back when I was 14. I would go through the offseason, putting my team together however I felt best, click through to the start of the preseason, arrange my depth chart, simulate through the preseason, and then go check out who won the game’s randomly assigned “positional battles”. I’d look at my depth chart and see that this 32 year old receiver at 78 overall beat out my first round pick 84 overall rookie for a starting gig. “Wow,” I’d say. “Screw that.” And then I’d make the better player the starter.

At 14, I was ignoring the preseason of the teams I was running better than the people who run the Giants.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

This is bad.

I’m so freaked out by the Giants’ SS situation, I’m agreeing to trade Lincecum for Hanley Ramirez.

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by kdl on Dec 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

/gets really angry at you and says stuff he’ll regret later

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It is pretty bad.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In your defense, ….

I’ve got nothing.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgive you

but only because these Winter Meetings have been so sucky it would make anyone go a little nuts.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve come to terms with it. It’ll be just like last year, but with good defense

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ross-Torres-Schierholtz was a pretty bitching outfield. I don’t think Cabrera-Pagan-Schierholtz will be appreciably better.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU SUCK

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be,” Sabean said.

Giants baseball: Hoping like hell.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

It’s that astute scouting acumen in the comment that sells it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They also want Crawford to magically increase his BA to .240 by wishing it to be so.

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by can of corn on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Number 3 the most

That assertion was completely pulled out of his ass.

Also, I still miss Torres. :(

by jhawx on Dec 9, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

If only Zito had received a five-year contract

He’d be out of our hair RIGHT NOW.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

But if Zito weren’t on the team, we wouldn’t have had the depth to trade Sanchez!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea we would have 18 mil to sign Buerhle

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t just throw the bullpen/centerfield money around like that.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting pitchers do nothing for 4 days

Put them in CF and tell them it is fly ball practice, lazy bastards

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd how prescient the Zito/Matsuzaka-comp turned out to be, though

Dice-K: 4.25 ERA in 622.2 IP for the Red Sox.
Zito: 4.55 ERA in 821.2 IP for the Giants.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW MANY WINS?

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate the Spinal Tap reference

Thank You. That is all.

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by AXmrdrir on Dec 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

This is my favorite movie of all-time. OF ALL-TIME.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What is it?

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Room.

It’s “Plan 9 from Outer Space” bad. So bad it’s good. There are various highlights on YouTube, including the scenes above.

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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, is that the one where people throw spoons during the screenings?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s “The Room”.

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooh. The Room.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

and, yes, people throw spoons during screenings

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Burriss quote is insane.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

there’s not a whiff of delusional fantasy at all in that comment. None.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean, Burriss… Burriss’ mom…

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

When I consider the bad soldier myth and the curse of the strikeout, Burriss strikes me as the perfect non-elite Sabean/Bochy player. He’s a good guy, does nothing but work hard, doesn’t complain about his demotions, is willing to play wherever they want him without question, and he does pretty much nothing but make contact with the bat.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

BA had Burriss as our 10th best prospect in 2008!

Just 3 spots behind Eugenio Velez!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

When I type Eugeni… into Google, it suggests eugenics.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So Google has seen Velez play?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2006

BP had him as our 4th best prospect

Has no power and likely never will, so he needs to continue hitting .300 and drawing walks to have offensive value

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If he just tilted that helmet back and let the pitchers see his eyes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

In his defense he was pretty much brought up to the majors from the Sally league. He’s still never played in AA and was only in the Cal league for like a month one time (before being demoted to the Sally).

Not much defense for a kid I never believed in, but they certainly did everything possible to screw up his development.

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MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Dec 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But

He didn’t.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Other gems from that article
In a Perfect World, He Becomes: An old-school leadoff man/shortstop.
Gap Between What He is Now, And What He Can Be: Average. Burriss will play his first season at Low A, as coming from a smaller school he’s not as advanced as most college players. The Giants hope he’ll be a finished product by the time Omar Vizquel is finally ready to step down.

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, has Omar stepped down yet? Is he still on the White Sox?

by Evan on Dec 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a FA I think? Sheesh…gonna be 45

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants baseball: Hope like hell

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Has the official 2012 slogan been released yet? If not, you might want to send that to the GIANTS BRASS.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Where does the term "brass" come from, anyway?

The nameplates on their desk or something?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it has to do with military insignia.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought it was military slang. Though, I’m not sure of the origin.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing it has something to do with the military.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s military related.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Military.

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

rightcenterfielder creation

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and rec this.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Dec 9, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely not military.

Probably from show tunes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Firefly reference.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Breathe, Relax, Aim, Sight, Squeeze (marksmanship Training)

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm?

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by can of corn on Dec 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew!

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by can of corn on Dec 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If I’m not talking baseball, I’m probably not being serious.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 9, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a combination of braying and ass.

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s Kevin Millar.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

THey are all equally horrid

Maybe Beltran went to trade 3 players for 2, save money and say you are spent, so no Beltran.

Keppinger or Fontenot? Is that even a question? If Crawford fails, I don’t want another Ocab trade, I don’t want Burris and I sure as hell don’t want Keppinger out there.

Panik outhit Crawford in the AFL.

Burris, yikes

Lastly, what hurts the most if no real idea what to do with Belt. You either play him 140 games in the ML, or send him straight to AAA and wait for Huff to suck. One more 2011 is not what Belt needs.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

I’m with you on most of this, but …

Panik outhit Crawford in the AFL.

Seriously, that’s an argument? Comparing 2 batting averages over less than a 2 month period? Panik also outhit Bryce Harper in the AFL, so I guess that means he’s better than Harper.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the Joe Kmak reference

He lived up the street from us, and his sister babysat for us once or twice.

by Rabbi Horwitz on Dec 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

He beat my brother out for a starting catcher job in American Legion ball….

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez
Posey
Sandoval
Belt

I could live with that middle of the lineup. I would not be resigned to watching a long slow trudge of scoreless inning after scoreless inning if they happen to fall behind early. I don’t think that middle of the lineup would require 3 errors, a HBP, a passed ball and catcher’s interference to score a run.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

FTFY

Ramirez
Posey
Sandoval
BeltPill

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

Ramirezdidn’t hustle benching, Burriss
Poseyrest day Stewart
Sandovalbackup Burriss again, playing 2 positions
BeltPill

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Game used merch release today: helmets.

Three Torres ones.

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

I almost bought one to send to him to keep.

Then figured he might already have one. What do you folks think?

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been trying to think of something to do too.
I don’t know how that works with players, what they might keep or not keep on their own. I want to send him a thank-you of some kind too. Haven’t decided what yet though.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: N-O-T

What the fucking fuck Sabean?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Dec 9, 2011 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t seem to stop listening to Arcade Fire.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Soooo

How do you guys feel about the Matt Moore deal? I just with the Giants could be as smart about locking up prospects.

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by doubleteapot on Dec 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

We should’ve signed Matt Moore to that deal.

by Evan on Dec 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t afford it. We must choose between Keppinger and Fontenot.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dark times lie ahead, harry

Soon we all must face the choice between what is short, and what is empty.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Affeldt is making nearly as much money next year as Matt Moore for the next 4 years. Gah.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF UR HANDZ GIANTS MILITARY BRASS!

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should just go ahead now and sign Blackburn, Crick, and Mejia to 10 year deals.

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by Roger on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as they agree to sign for $1 M (total)/10 years.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant “wish,” not “with”

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by doubleteapot on Dec 9, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a decent quarterback, but I wouldn’t lock him up for too many years if I was the Dolphins.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm envious

I love the strategy of locking up a really young guy for long and cheap, with lots of incentives. If it works you’ve got a fantastic value, if it doesn’t you didn’t waste that much money.

I can’t imagine how great this would be with a team that did it purely out of strategy and not out of necessity.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No, please

I’m glad the Giants didn’t lock Eugenio Velez up long-term.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dbacks getting Cahill?

You still going to sit on your ass and call yourself broke, Giants brass?

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Have there been any detail yet?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"

They’re supposedly close. Maybe for Parker.

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they work that out yet?

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They have 3 pitching prospects much better than anyone we have. They can do that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cahill is being traded, and is only just going into his first arb year. That’s not a question of spending, it’s a question of depth.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t he on a long-term contract?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So he is.

I was going off of Cot’s, which is out of date.

Still, the deal is very team friendly. Five years and $30 mil guaranteed (minus 2011), with two club option years valued at $13MM each. Loooooooots of team control, which was more my point about him entering arb years.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I could actually see them not getting much surplus value out of that deal.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the idea is more to take an advance on the value. Win before the pitching declines and Upton gets old.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

...This sounds really familiar.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

...But I can't place it.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. No idea why they'd want to win now before a great asset declines.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The issue with the Giants is

what do they trade? Most of the valuable prospects accumulated while being awful is already in the majors. The A’s and Diamondbacks, meanwhile, have a surplus.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Talent is talent. In the Giants’ case, I’m not advocating the trade market since as you point out, the cupboard is a little bare. But man, a FA hitter would look pretty nice to complement that sweet pitching staff.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s a very tough situation for the Giants right now. We continue to be laden with bad, bloated contracts at a time when all our top-shelf talent is due for a payday. There is enough wiggle room, courtesy of 2010, to secure some of those pieces long term, but not much room for anything else. After 2014, things should be easier, but who knows how many of those pieces will still be around, or who will be there to step in for them?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to laugh/cry so hard when Beltran signs for 3/33.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I will laugh when the Cardinals ask him to play CF again.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Holliday-Beltran-Berkman (I realize that he’ll play 1B, indulge me) would be an amazing combo at the plate and unbelievably lul-worthy in the field.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Still

Craig would move to RF

lolololol

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeaaaaaah.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal says they're getting Breslow too

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
#Dbacks expected to receive Breslow as well as Cahill from #Athletics. #MLB

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That third one to me is the most annoying.
Law of averages? Really?
That’s how you run an organization?

/puts on tin foil hat

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Although, any GM who firmly believes that the law of averages means that good streaks are followed by bad streaks in order to even things out would have had that notion generously reinforced by the Giants previous two seasons.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m too damn cynical. To me 2010 was the law of “you got fucking lucky for 2 months”

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

not that it wasn’t fun…
but I don’t know that you try to replicate that as a strategy

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I mean, I agree with you. But I can definitely see a gambler looking at 2010 with no injuries and great performances and then looking at 2011 with dramatic injuries and awful performances and go, “Huh. Law of averages. What can you do? We were due.”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Throwing Your Hands up in the Air and Saying, “Nothin’ We Could Do.”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait... so you mean to tell me TGWTWS, NOT because of Savvy Sabes' Savvy?

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked at as “see what happens when you only step on your johnson ( Guillen) once or twice a day instead of once or twice and hour.” Stupid Giants brass

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by daveinexile on Dec 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The front office doesn’t just not use statistics; they have no comprehension of how statistics work.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

they did but they got rid of the computers in a cost-cutting move. Something has to be sacrificed at the altar of utility fielders

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sombody tell me how I should feel about the Dbacks trade

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2011 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Like you just got snakebit.

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Turned on.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Great if Skaggs or Bauer is included.

Meh if not.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

but they just acquired an all star starting pitcher!

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of people have PArker ranked higher than Skaggs, though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait

No they have Bradley over Skaggs. Holy shit the Diamondbacks system.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Bauer seems a consensus at 1, but after that Bradley, Skaggs and Parker are mixed around at 2, 3 and 4.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty ridiculous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But we have Gary Brown, around whom our team’s future plans need to be built!

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Brown makes our outfield shenanigans even more confusing to me

Why not just keep Torres around another year to warm the seat for Brown?

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pagan is a FA after this season, and we save money by not paying Ramirez. Pagan is more likely to pass for an everyday player.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

In a down year

Pagan had a oWAR of 1.9 and is 29.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So trade Ramirez and Sanchez for a shortstop, which is way more of a need than CF was when we had Andres Torres.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Like?

SS is a premium position. Teams with good SS are not going to give them up, especially not for Ramirez and Sanchez.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We don't need a good SS

An average one would most likely be a bigger improvement over Crawford than Pagan is over Torres.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Like?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Clint Barmes would do wonders for this team.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a trade candidate

and do not want for 5.25 million per year for two years. He’s 32 and has a career OPS+ of 78. Crawford in his first go around in the majors had a OPS+ of 66.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t really call Clint Barmes a shortstop at this point.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If this team is really expecting that Brown will solve any problems in the future, they’re not doing their jobs.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, looking at your minor leagues and planning for the players there to be part of the team’s future is asinine.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at your Single-A team and expecting that is asinine, yes.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

cuz Mike Trout, Heyward, Buster, and Belt were single-A guys before being brought up.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Without checking, I'm pretty sure those guys beat the crap out of the ball in single A

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, Heyward and Belt had played around 50 games in the upper minors before they were recalled. Trout had played in AA for half a season. Posey had played about 80 games at AAA before he was given a real shot in the majors.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My point is that

you can look at your Single-A team as your future. It depends on the player.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It's time to play guess the player!

A: .371/.445/.600 (168 wRC+)
B: .336/.407/.519 (140 wRC+)

Hint: both are lines from San Jose, but player A’s was in only about a month’s playing time.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I know who the first one is!

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He was my first introduction to why one has to pay attention to things like BABIP!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

brandon crawford and gary brown

crawford’s babip was like .480 or something

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

DING DING DING

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is not to say that Brown won’t be a productive major leaguer with his bat. Let’s just hold off anointing him the “CF of the Future” until he at least hits above A+.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Trout and Heyward were 18 while in A+, Brown was 22.

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown went to college

doesn’t that count for something?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would it?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't it?

I honestly don’t know why no one counts it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the level of play in college is really low?

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And even more difficult to gauge in comparison to other levels

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he's in the same league as a bunch of 20 and 21 year olds?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Easier competition; metal bats; less play?

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I played in college so I like to argue that it does but everyone else says it doesn’t.

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the league counts to a degree. There is really good baseball being played in the Big West and Pac 10 every year. I am not basing that any data, just my thoughts

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 9, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

one issue might be the relatively small sample sizes of college seasons. ~60 games

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Even smaller samples, but some of the summer leagues probably play even better ball.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 9, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It counts, but only because players who come out of college usually start higher than players who come straight from high school. Once they’re actually in the minor leagues, it makes no difference.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I expect the team to plan as if Gary Brown is a sure thing? No. Do I expect the team to ignore his existence when looking forward and planning for the team’s future? Also no.
If a team is not constantly evaluating their minor league talent at all levels, identifying players that belong on the fast track and making plans for those players’ advancement (and contingency plans for the lack thereof) they are not doing their job.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This team is expecting Emmanuel Burriss to solve problems.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

?

He is a good candidate for being a star CF and leadoff hitter for years to come.

Giants already have 3 SPs, a 3B, C, and 1B locked up for the next few years. Coming up would be a CF and 2B.

That leaves RF, LF, and SS.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Star is a bit strong

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

toned down by the term “candidate”

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d have to be pretty loose with the term “candidate” then.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He had one good year at San Jose. Let’s not get carried away.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, I’m talking about a candidate.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very unlikely to happen. If he progresses nicely through the system without any setbacks, we’re looking at a Peter Bourjos-type player.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading all the scout reviews

it appears that he needs to walk a little more and be better defensively

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

2.5 WAR guy, Vogelsong’s 2011 was 2.4 WAR.

Nice complementary piece, but adding a 3rd starter to that team is not like they signed Fielder.

NL West has been pretty quiet, I wouldn’t worry about Cahill. Also, you seen his FIP and xFIP? I am not sure those work well in the BOB.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't include Bauer

Players can’t be traded until 1 year after they were drafted.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my initial reaction too.

Someone on another thread said that he’d be able to be dealt in January. Did the new CBA possibly change that?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And some very knowledgeable people on AN are acting like Bauer would even be a possibility, which is odd if he is in fact not tradeable.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it for us

I think Cahill is over-rated and Parker is a good prospect. Cahill has never had a FIP under 4. Just one year of good results.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Meaning

I think the A’s win.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

his contract is worth something too

very team friendly.

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

But Breslow is pretty good.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But

Cowgill could be a decent player.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't fucking know

I’ll wait for Roger or Evan or GP

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the book on Cowgill at the start of 2011
Collin Cowgill
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A fifth round pickup by the Diamondbacks back in 2008, Cowgill is a small-framed but solidly-built slugger in a Diamondback system chock full of mashers. Hitting right and throwing left (yes, really) the potent corner slugger is probably best-known for swatting 10 home runs for low-A Yakima over a two-week period back in 2008. His power is real (16 more dingers in his first 500 AA at-bats in 2010) but he’ll need to work on his defense and discipline before he’s ready to break into higher-level ball.

I saw him play about 25 games in Reno with the Aces. Dude is small, but very fast, a decent arm, and pretty good fielder. IMO his speed makes up for his minor deficiencies as a fielder. He can get to balls, even when he breaks wrong.

He can take walk and he hit very well in Reno. in 395 AB’s .354/.430/.554 wOBA of .442 wRC+ of 155. You need to discount that for the high altitude park and 3A pitching. In 92 major league AB’s he went .239/.300/.304 wOBA of.270. STAT NERD HELP DESK REQUEST. Does the higher weighted on base average vs OBP point to an issue? Can someone explain how that would occur ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 9, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher wOBA than OBP means that a lot of his value comes from his power

wOBA is basically just a more accurate OPS, but it has the same scale as OBP; in other words, a .442 OBP hitter is as good at getting on base as a .442 wOBA hitter is at hitting in general.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks EP..

So his lower wOBA of .270 vs OBP of .300 in his ML at bats means he walked more than hit for power in Snakeville.

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by nvsfg on Dec 9, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t read too much into his major-league numbers, of course. But I suppose his slugging is inflated by Reno, too.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude doesn't make $5 MM.

Must be pretty shitty.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care who wins the trade in the long run, having Cahill on the Dbacks staff makes them tougher in 2012.

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

having zito on our staff also makes them tougher

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Cahill will have a better offense to support him, and therefore more motivated to succeed.

The D-Backs are a team on the rise.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he very disgruntled with his situation in Oakland? That’s what I’m going off of.

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people are always disgruntled…nobody is ever gruntled.

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grun·tled grun·tling
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I’m pretty sure Albert Pujols and Jose Reyes are feeling darn gruntled right now

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Stan Musial is not.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s easier to be a Cardinal for life when there’s no free agency

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Stan’s thinking: 250 million > 6 > 5

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Pretty sure Pujols could hold up $254 million + $100 million > Whatever Stan made.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

indentured servitude= team loyalty

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying this will translate into better numbers, but he should win more with a better offense.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

That could not be any more opposite than the Giants approach after winning in 2010.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, the Giants are in the same position as the DBacks.

and they did the opposite thing.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Counterpoint

He will also not be pitching in the Colliseum. Trevor, have you met my friend “the mean?”

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

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Klaw strikes again...

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

This one is #0 for me:
If you read the Lincecum/Cain story and still have every confidence the Giants will be able to keep both pitchers … well, good on you. That’s what Brian Sabean says he is committed to doing, and I believe him.

But almost every rival club official or agent I spoke with this week told me that the Giants are eventually going to have to break up with one or the other.

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by drdata24 on Dec 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve long been on record about my skepticism that the Giants can keep Cain, Lincecum, Sandoval, and Posey long-term.

Which is sad.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The reality in sports is that the Yankees might be the only team non-Soccer franchise that could hold onto four young stars for long periods of time. It’s just not that financially feasible.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only is it not financially feasible, it's probably not even a good idea.

Just because a guy happened to be drafted and developed by your team doesn’t make him the best use of resources going forward.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a problem with your logic here. That problem is that Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, Pablo Sandoval, and Buster Posey are awesome.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the other rotating pieces that the Giants would have/are having a hard time coming up with. Those four (+Bumgarner) are exactly what you should build a team around.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as they're cost controlled, I couldn't agree more.

At free agency prices, I don’t think so. Even a upper-level revenue team like the Giants will struggle to build its team around market-priced stars.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But if you lock them up before their FA

at a lower price, the team wins.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If they do it early enough to get lower salaries.

It’s too late for Lincecum and Cain in that regard.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to do with pitchers.

I mean even Weaver didn’t get locked up until the last year of arb.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

MadBum!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

the next several years are going to be brutal, free agency-wise

2013: Cain
2014: Lincecum
2015: Sandoval
2016: Emmanuel Burriss oh nooooooo
2017: Posey and Bumgarner

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

They should probably lock up Posey, Sandoval, and Bumgarner before trying for Lincecum.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they want to see how Posey recovers from his injuries and how dedicated Pablo is to keeping his weight off? Or how much money they’ve given to Matt and TIm first?

(not being snarky, just thinking out loud)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It they wait for those things, they're not going to get favorable salaries.

The key to getting value on these deals is to get them done BEFORE arbitration. Really, they’ve already waited too long on Sandoval.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 kinda made it difficult to assess his value.

They have a chance to lock him up before arb, and have apparently expressed an openness to it. It just won’t be quite as team-friendly as it would be otherwise.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but it's not like he was awful in 2010.

People really overeacted to that season, much like they did to torres. “Not as good as he was last year” =/= “god, he’s done.”

Except for Huff, of course.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

In Pablo’s bad year, he was still league average.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Torres!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but nobody was buying the cantaloupe hats…

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but that was with eyesight problems and weight problems. Not exactly the time to be through bags of cash at a dude.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy to say in retrospect, but less so when you might be making a Vlad investment in late-career Mo Vaugn.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don’t envy Sabean because there’s a lot of juggling going on. He’s having to juggle the budget in building a team, a budget in keeping Matty & Tim, and juggle arbritation numbers for Posey, MadBum, and Pablo. Then he’s got to figure out ways to keep the budget done in such a way all of those players can keep on playing with the Giants and not lose them. That’s a lot of balls to be thrown in the air and I have a feeling it’s one of the reasons for the our exciting new offense.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but he hasn't done himself any favors by not extending these guys long term.

His basically sat there and watched the flame burn along the trail of black powder leading towards the big fat powder keg of free agency, and suddenly he’s sprinting to stamp it out at the last second. That’s just poor planning.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not saying he’s handling it well, just that I think that’s the one of the big things driving the team’s decision making and it’s not an easy thing to have to juggle and even harder to not screw up.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And sometimes when you’re juggling all those balls, a shiny left-handed reliever or two will catch your eye.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

because our new exciting offense

is so much better than our old 2006-2009 offense.

And back then he had nothing to juggle, except maybe to blacklist Barry because Bud told him to.

by Nivra on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I'm 15 minutes away from the weekend

But with all of these short term contracts & not wanting to target older players past 2013, it sure seems like the Giants ARE trying to keep them together. HOPE!

Whether or not the players will be tempted by other offers is another story.

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by ResDog on Dec 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

To paraphrase what someone else wrote on MLBTR…

But almost every rival club official or agent I spoke with this week told me hope that the Giants are eventually going to have to break up with one or the other.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

eventually Lincecum/Cain will be broken up

The Giants can afford both into their mid 30’s, though.

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be okay with letting them go when they hit their mid-30’s because that’s when there’s way more downside than upside. Right now both of them appear to still be at the top of their games and losing them would hurt even more because watching one of those two put up unGodly numbers in Boston or New York would just flat out kill.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s why they’re rival GMs

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants can afford to keep both, the question is whether they want to. They can continue with the pitching first strategy. Heck we freaking carried Zito for 7 years, they can carry Timmy, Matt, and Madbum.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ok maybe

but of course, this is why you might want to consider going over budget and win some pennants while they are still together.
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by zenbitz on Dec 10, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

trollolol
And on Thursday it was made public that first baseman James Loney was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence after his Maserati hit three cars on the freeway Nov. 14. Loney appeared to be intoxicated. He passed out after stopping his car in the fast lane and, when awakened by other drivers, attempted to flee the scene.

No one was injured, and the joke will be that the cars hit are lucky Loney doesn’t have any power. Loney hits 10 to 15 home runs a season, below average for a first baseman, yet he will likely get a raise to more than $6 million through arbitration.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

lol

He passed out after stopping his car in the fast lane and, when awakened by other drivers, attempted to flee the scene.

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Privately, he’s still haunted by asking that one last question as Mattingly was leaving the mound.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey coach … which bar are we meeting up at after the game?”

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by drdata24 on Dec 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

"Dammit James, I told you we're going to--"

“Look down, Skip.”
“Aw Fuck!”

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it's LOL Dodgers and all, but to be serious...

Instead of adding wild card teams and creating year-round interleague, can the Powers That Be in baseball please address the DUI issue amongst its players and coaches/managers? It’s like Nick Adenhart never existed.

Sorry to be a buzzkill (literally).

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by Kitspool on Dec 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That's only part of the story.
…Loney was handcuffed and taken to a hospital for breathalyzer and blood tests that were negative for drugs and alcohol….

One source with knowledge of the episode said Loney was rear-ended, hit his head on the ceiling of the car and momentarily blacked out. That might explain the glancing collisions of the other vehicles and the disorientation that he exhibited to police.

link

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell

Negative for drugs and alcohol? What happened then?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 9, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw Tommy Lasorda topless, caused a psychotic episode?

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you.

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

mini-rapture

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?
However, during the tests and according to the report, Loney was uncooperative and became “aggressive,” spitting the mouthpiece at an officer. He was placed in arm and leg restraints and given an “injection” by hospital staff to calm him. The Los Angeles City Attorney will decide if Loney is charged in the incident.

I’d be kinda pissed too if I got rear ended, knocked out cold, screwed up my Maserati and then everyone around me thought I was driving drunk. But I wouldnt be run-from-the-cops-then-need-to-be-restrained pissed.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The LA times article from today was slightly different from MLB
Loney sideswiped three cars on the 101 Freeway in Sherman Oaks, stopped in the fast lane, passed out, then awakened and tried to flee the scene, only to crash again, said Leland Tang, a spokesman for the California Highway Patrol….Tang said officers extracted a blood sample to test for drugs and alcohol but that the test results were not yet available….

Loney was driving his 2009 Maserati westbound when he sideswiped three vehicles and his car came to an abrupt stop in the fast lane, Tang said.

“The three parties involved in the collision, including the driver of a 2008 Mini Cooper, a Toyota Prius and Mercedes-Benz attempted to contact Mr. Loney, but according to their statements, he appeared to be unconscious,” Tang said. “He eventually awoke and he saw all the people standing around him. He then attempted to flee the scene.”

Amid Monday evening rush-hour traffic, Loney drove across all the westbound traffic lanes, collided with an Infiniti I30 and hit the sound wall on the right shoulder, Tang said.

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like being disoriented when one first wakes up after having been knocked unconscious is unusual.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised by the idea that there would be blood results after a month. Yeah, right!

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Attempting to flee the scence pretty much tells you that he wasn’t so disoriented that he didn’t know he was guilty of something. Immediately attempting to flee after returning to consciousness is not a usual response.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so now we know what he knew?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Dealing with disoriented patients on a daily basis, I am not at all surprised by that response.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

People go crazy at the drop of a hat. It’s quite remarkable.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even that. Patients that are really disoriented (like those with head injuries) just do strange things. There is no use predicting or rationalizing what those might be.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And yes

They really do. It’s depressing.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom had some pretty major surgery a few nights ago. After, she had an episode of what is apparently called ‘ICU psychosis’. It was as fun as it sounds.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

so, yeah, depressing. Causes one to realize that this whole human facade could unravel with shocking speed.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

kripes, what a year you’ve had.
I hope everything works out okay, for everybody.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Life exhausts me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet. I hope you are doing stuff to take care of yourself too. Get your flu shot! and eat healthy… not beef jerky!!!

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m young and invincible!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Being in the Revovery Units is enough to make anyone crazy. What are they thinking about “recovery?”

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by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 10, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, sorry to hear that.

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Alex has had some tough months.

Me, I’m fine, except for the shoulder that hurts because my friends beat me up last night.

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by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit back.

Tasers help.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh gosh

That is terrible. I hope she’s doing okay. ICU psychosis is really scary. I’ve had to treat it a couple times and it’s really difficult. It’s really is depressing.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

She's feeling way better, so that's good.

Still a distressing experience.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

A definition i've found for ICU psychosis

“acute brain failure”

FUCK THAT SHIT!

/insert Sabean joke here.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m very glad to hear it. Hope she continues to improve and gets out of the hospital and quick!

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s at MD Anderson, and let me say that they do a kick ass job over there. I’ve been in my share of hospitals, and they all suck, but MD Anderson has sucked the least. The nurses and doctors are all great. When mom had her problem, we managed to get a hold of the actual surgeon, and he actually came to her room and talked her down. Dude is like captain surgery, but there he was, helping us out. I appreciated it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man. Dude, I hope she recovers quickly and well.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d never heard of ICU psychosis, but I’ve looked it up.

It makes my own little desire to just check out seem like nothing.

I still wish I’d done it.

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by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Alex. This year can’t GTFO fast enough IMHO. Best to all in nice new fresh 2012.

by Bar None on Dec 9, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

to be honest, his symptoms fit that statement. reading it the first time, the circumstances seemed really bizarre, as in that’s not how someone who is drunk usually acts.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised at you all...

This is not a laughing matter. It’s a laughing out loud matter.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t find it funny at all.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

But, like with most things, it’s best to laugh about it anyway.

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by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NOTHING funny about DUI. NOTHING

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by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

regarding Burriss

It amazes me that the organization even keeps him around, let alone talks about a bigger role for him. He’s been in and out of the majors for four years now; the Giants even gave up on Eugenio after four years. Burriss is spectacularly bad at hitting, not very good at anything else, and has been worth -1.0 WAR over the last three seasons.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

i remember that one time burriss hit one out of the infield last year and kruk was beside himself.

by MadisonBumpleganger on Dec 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

True Facts

Emmanuel Burriss has fewer Home Runs as a professional (4 minor league, 1 major league) than Duane Kuiper (7 minor league, 1 major league)

Speaking of which, that one home run Burriss had in 2008 has to have been an inside-the-park job, right!?

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

would a dropped third strike, errant throw down the first base line, and ricochet in the corner count as an inside-the-parker?

by MadisonBumpleganger on Dec 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I’m pretty sure I remember his HR being legit, i.e. the bleachers.

I can’t remember the opposing pitcher, the weather conditions, or how many rows into the seats it went, so I’m using the word “legit” as a figure of speech.

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by Kitspool on Dec 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. it was a legit shot at GAB in cinci

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno if I would classify many home runs in GAB as “legit.”

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it was well over the fence

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Any home run is the same number of runs

But it doesn’t mean Burris goes from suck to anything, he still sucks.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It was high

I’m not sure how far it was

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

he hit it out.

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s different now – he’s ready to meet the team’s expectations! They said so!

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by can of corn on Dec 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because we’ve lowered our expectations suitably!

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, he's the only African American with even a remote shot of making the team.

I’d like to say that I don’t think this enters into the reasoning for keeping him around, but it very well might.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Burris is a Brother?

I thought he was Hispanic for some reason.

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so.

Born and raised in DC.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

Burriss (if he sticks in MLB) would be the first Washington D.C. born ballplayer since…Maury Wills (born 1932).

I know this because I was born in Washington D.C. and have a knack for remembering stupid facts like this.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

BURRIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO BECOME MAURY WILLS YOU GUYS!!!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Gah

Just what he need, a guy who can’t hit for crap leading off for a decade because of the STEALZ!!!

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Epic Fail:http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_1962.shtml#NLmvp

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank Robinson had a pretty good year, eh?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

88 career OPS+

He mixed in some fine years, but I’m not interested in sifting through the dross if the dumb manager is going to keep batting him leadoff no matter what (and that’s not just Bochy, pretty much every manager has an irrational soft spot for leadoff steals)

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

BURRISS WILL WIN AN MVP, 2 GOLD GLOVES, BE ON 4 WORLD SERIES TEAMS (WINNING THREE OF THEM)….BOOK IT.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

not a lot of guys named Maury anymore

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I can really only think of one.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Povich really counts since he’s only 7 years younger than Wills.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Daddy?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't anybody remember Maury's dad any more?

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by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t be true, as Shirley is a girl’s name.

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Shirley you can’t be serious.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 9, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he really Shirley Povich’s son? How sad.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite sentence of sportswriting ever might be “Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday.”

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

but he looks good while he’s hitting shallow flyballs and diving for balls just out of his reach

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m probably the local chapter president of the Manny Burriss Fan Club (along with BVCE), and even I don’t understand why they’re keeping him around.

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by Kitspool on Dec 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember being excited when he was first called up because he was Not Bocock.

Holy shit those were bad times.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember those days

Back when anyone under 30 was considered a prospect with upside, no matter how untalented. .

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for poor Brian Bocock. Nobody ever thought he was a prospect, even then.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just looking at this spreadsheet. Looking at everyone’s agent, I noticed that Angel Pagan’s is simply listed as Octagon. With everyone else, there’s a full name.

I’m guessing Octagon is some sort of conglomerate of agents or something, but I prefer to believe Angel Pagan is represented by a luchador.

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Well, he is a boxer, you know.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i prefer to think of Dr Claw pushing for a second year

by MadisonBumpleganger on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I would pay good money to see someone like this hit Sabean with a hurricanrana or a springboard plancha

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

on second thought I should've gone with La Parka

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by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Paging Dr. Wagner..

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL


Look out for the Corkscrew hurricanrana, Sabes!

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Octagon is very large multi-sport agency with offices all over the U.S.

http://www.octagon.com/

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably around eight of them

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a significant amount for an agency

And they have one in every region that matters.

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol irl

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by giant4life83 on Dec 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

He says hi

And he wants to know how your family is doing.

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by Ott on Dec 9, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw.

I bet he really is!

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Why are there balls hanging from your chin?

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He’s a ballchinian!

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

lol

this seems like the most ridiculous story I’ve ever heard, but I’m sure theres something more ridiculous in the future

by ir1shgiant on Dec 9, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wanna talk about tv?

All this baseball talk is depressing. Do you watch Boardwalk Empire?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally caught up. Shit got real the last two episodes.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Last episode was crazy

and great. I think it’s the first time I really loved an episode, and it was so unseemly. blech.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

I loved Angela but I can see why they had to kill her off. I think I actually just loved the actress more than the character.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I like they way they structured all the reveals about Angela, Jimmy and Gillian relationships. They’ve been telegraphing the Gillian stuff since the beginning, but I really like the way it played out.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that whole scene with jimmy and gillian I was just cringing and saying there not actually gonna…

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet

it wouldn’t have made sense if they didn’t. But blech.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was horrifying but it explains so much. You’re right, the back story stuff was great.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Darmody's imminent fall

should be epic

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how he is going to survive the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he does since this is television and he is a main character

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have trouble wanting to watch the show without Jimmy. He & Richard are the only characters I actually like. They’ve taken all the fun out of Margaret.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really like Jimmy, which doesn’t mean that I don’t think he is a compelling character.

Weirdly, I am most intrigued by the real gangsters, especially the New York crew. I LOVE Rothstein and I kinda like the AR/Luciano/Lanksy dynamic. Unfortunately they can’t play around with these characters as much, considering they are, you know, real people.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So is Nucky

and he was nothing like Steve Buscemi.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. But they changed his name and so much about him specifically so that they weren’t bound by what happened to the real person.

The Lucky/AR/Meyer/Capone have much more name recognition (of varying levels, of course) so they can’t get away with as much. Like they couldn’t have one of them randomly die in the finale because that never happened.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

he runs back to Nucky?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the way I think it plays out. But Nucky hasn’t really shown himself to be that forgiving a character.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t understand why he went over to the Commodore in the first place.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Commodore is Jimmy’s father. “heir to the throne” i guess.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all Gillian

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

this makes the most sense. But still, the Commodore was the one who fucked her up and Nucky was the one who cleaned up the messes and raised Jimmy.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Good points. After I wrote that I thought about how Gillian was really a victim of Nucky and the Commodore.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

But she is trying to be the power behind the throne. She can’t manipulate Nucky in the way that she could the Commodore and her son.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but Jimmy should be smarter about her. I mean, jeeze.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but I’m only about 3 episodes into this season so far. I don’t have HBO and OnDemand has spoiled me to where I don’t like watching shows no my computer any more. I’m just going to marathon it one of these weekends now that the season is over.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

god my typing is terrible while posting at work.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

HDMI is your friend.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

TV and the comp are fairly far from each other

My convoluted solution will likely be to download episodes, put them on my phone and then hook that up to the TV and watch.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Our problem is our laptops are both too old to do HDMI and we’re too broke for a new computer, so when I watch HBOGO I have to do it on the laptop, which is annoying.

I love catching up or rewatching old HBO shows, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

They’re going to be so sorry when they realize what those signings have done to their Rainy Day Fund.

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by rotorueter on Dec 9, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

At least they play in sunny Los Angeles

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by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why the Giants did nothing this offseason. Their fans come out no matter what product the Giants put on the field.

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget the Rainy Day Fund. Their lefty specialist and centerfield funds are both completely shot. They won’t be able to retain any of their utility infielders. I mean, this is really bad for them.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The NBA does not entertain me, I’ve realized how true that is since the lockout ended.

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry for you

I can’t wait for the season to start.

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

With people bashing Stern

There was a great interview on Espn radio LA with an former exec as to why Stern’s move make sense. In short, the move would have put the Hornets over the luxury cap and without Paul. This would totally kill any potential sale because no one wants a team with no superstar and still have a huge payroll.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel no sympathy for owners like Dan Gilbert, but what he said was true. The Lakers not only would have gotten the best player in the deal, they would have also saved a ton of money, facilitating the addition of a third superstar.

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Comic Sans Cavaliers owner

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Gilbert isn’t a fan of the Free Agency process.

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by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

What superstar are the Lakers getting with just Bynum?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

omg this little nugget is in there

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Sabes to me. He just finished his celebratory cocktails after trading for Pagan.

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by nvsfg on Dec 9, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What was he doing. It didn’t look like he was talking on a cell phone or something of that nature.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the water is perfectly even with the rim of the pool and he somehow thought it was just a step up.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It amuses me that he somehow fell up.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 9, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you gotta be pretty wasted to fall up.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how that guy is just watching him fall in.

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by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

To answer your question, Calbear

it was discussed in the last thread, I think. Everything is horrible and the Giants will be lucky to get 70 wins, as usual.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Well then I should look for a new team to root for. How about those San Jose A’s?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They just lost another pitcher, so maybe not.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

nah Giants are gonna repeat this year yo!

86 wins

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree that Belt loses

Aggravating.

Pablo Catching? Sure lets take a guy who could be the best 3B in the org ever, and make him catch. He blocks 3b with his foot on tag plays, he has the instincts. It seems silly to me to be nothing more than insurance so they can PH the second C when the want to.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

Emergency C are always some weird combination. Remember when Pedro Feliz represented all of us in catching?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz is still all of us in everything.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Love this quote regarding Brandon Crawford
He will be the everyday shortstop, and perhaps there’s a reason that Bruce Bochy wasn’t given any veteran fallbacks that he might be tempted to lean on.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he can’t lean on Burriss, that’s for sure.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yes he can.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

ok and if Bruce asks for a fall back

he’s told the team is out of $, so tough.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps there’s a reason that Bruce Bochy wasn’t given any veteran fallbacks that he might be tempted to lean on

Note to Sabes: If you have to keep shiny objects away from your manager so that he won’t stab himself in the eye with them, maybe he’s holding you back a little.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Cahill-Breslow trade is official

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by rxmeister on Dec 9, 2011 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

I foresee Giants hitting into many double plays in snake land in the future.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you had that same prediction lined up

when the trade didn’t go though

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by zenbitz on Dec 10, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And

they didn’t even have to give up either Bauer or Skaggs.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the final trade?

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the Diamondbacks have acquired pitchers Trevor Cahill and Craig Breslow from the Athletics for minor leaguers Jarrod Parker, Collin Cowgill and Ryan Cook

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That should be in quotes

mlbtraderumors

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

John Shea's summary
As for payroll, eight players are signed for $81.6 million, including Barry Zito at $19 million and Rowand, the ex-Giant who’s due $13.6 million.

Of the 12 arbitration-eligible Giants, 10 are expected to be tendered contracts and will make about $40 million. According to MLBtraderumors.com, which projects arbitration salaries, Lincecum will make $19.2 million and newcomers Cabrera and Pagan project at $4.4 million and $4.7 million, respectively.

Link

I still don’t get how they get to $130 million. This looks like $122 M to me.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

Melky made $1.25M last year. how does he get that kind of bump?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Monster year and another arb year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

one good year and a bunch of crap before that. he should get a raise, but $4.4 would be significantly more than he ever made before. it seems a bit high to me.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you.

Considering he went from $3.1 to $1.25 the year before, $4.4 really seems high to me.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s also only 18 players.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The rest I believe are league minimum

7 X $500,000 is $3.5 M.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re closer to $89M before the Arb raises.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They started at

$72 million, added $9.5 M with Lopez and Affeldt….$82 million

Timmy at $19.2, Vogelsong at $2.5, Casilla at $1.9, Panda at $3.2, Melky at $4.2, Pagan at $4.7, Nate at $1.2, Romo at $1.3, Burris at 600K. Fontenot $1.3…that’s about $40 million

Minimums at $3.5 million…I get $125.5 million.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry. I always include the $5M to Bonds, but I believe the team doesn’t count that against player budget.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Those numbers are also fluid

because you never know what the arb numbers are going to be.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does Rowand get $1.6 MM this year? How was he not paid last year?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean

$13.6 million?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant $1.6 MM on top of his $12 MM salary for ’12.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, that’s presumably exactly how much he was still owed in ‘11 when they cut him, since that’s just about a month’s salary for him. Why wasn’t that paid in ’11?

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Cots has his salary at $13.6, but I thought they paid his bonus up front and only owed him $12 this year.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Weird.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s possible they agreed to pay out the bonus over time and that accounts for the $1.6M.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

The Giants only owe Rowand $12M in 2012 (and then they owe him nothing more). The $8M signing bonus was paid off during the 2009 season.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

BR says $12 million for 2012.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re right

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shea (and Cot's) is wrong by at least $1.6M

Rowand is only owed $12M in 2012. In 2008, Rowand signed a 5 year contract for $60M plus a $8M singning bonus. The $13.6M figure comes from prorating Rowand’s $8M signing bonus over the length of his 5 year contract and adding the subsequent $1.6M to each year’s base salary. However, per his contract, the Giants paid the $8M signing bonus as $4M in 2008 and $4M in 2009.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 9, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I thought.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am also still looking for the

$4.5 million to get to $130 M.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s possible they’re leaving some room in case some of the arbitration cases are worse than they think.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

but most cases don’t even make it to arbitration…they just pick a number. I mean the Melky and Pagan numbers seem like guesses to me.

Pagan made $3.5 million but had a bad year last year…he may get a raised by by $1.2 million? Melky had a monster year but made $1.25 M last year…I should estimate that he gets $3 to $3.5 million.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Cots also has Cain making $15.333M this season

instead of $15. just weird. they don’t always show their sources.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Trevor Cahill shit I put together

Looking up his numbers:

2009 2010 2011
- K/9: 4.53 5.40 6.37 ↑

- FB%: 34.1 29.0 25.3 ↓

His effectiveness is heavily dependent on his BABIP, which was way low in 2010. I’m assuming Chase Field will make it harder on him in this regard.

Fangraphs:
We know that BABIP on groundballs is higher than on flyballs, as a ball is more likely to sneak between two infielders than it is to fall in front of an outfielder. In general, groundball pitchers will post higher than average BABIPs, not the other way around, though the effect is generally pretty small.

His LOB% was average last season, and a marked improvement over 2010.

His LD% was higher than 2010 and but in line with 2009.

Fangraphs:
As you probably know, the lion’s share of hits in baseball come on line drives, and so a pitcher who doesn’t surrender that many hard hit balls will also not allow that many hits (though, this does not appear to be a skill, as the year to year correlation of LD% is very low).

His BB/9 were higher than 2010 but in line with his career.

Positive attributes:


Athletics Nation:
Cahill’s own fielding ability, which is especially significant because he is a ground ball pitcher, his ability to produce weaker-than-average contract with a pitch that has exceptional movement to oft escape the sweet part of the bat or ball, his capacity to force teams to build station-to-station rallies, and his adaptability, are attributes that are within Cahill’s control. He brings them to the mound in whatever park he pitches, in front of any defense, and within the framework of any level of luck.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

poor A's

lol they boned

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

AN hates this trade.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they should

it’s a shitty trade, I’m sure they will find a way to blame the Giants for it.

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get how they didn't

get Skaggs or Bauer and Parker in the trade.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

guess everybody says Cahill is over rated, so he wasn’t worth those guys.

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 9, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Just talked to an As fan I know

and he just said, “depends on who they got.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 9, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Players have to be a year from being drafted before they are eligible to be traded.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Skaggs would’ve been eligible. He was originally in the Angels system and was the centerpiece in the Haren deal.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bauer, on the other hand.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still confused by this, because someone even quoted Olney as saying that Bauer could have been included if the trade had been consummated in January. And there were multiple intelligent people over on AN who were demanding Bauer’s inclusion as well. That didn’t jive with what I recalled either, and my cursory googling has been unable to turn up if perhaps that changed with the new CBA. Anyone know?

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

They got Parker

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But Billy Beane made the trade

therefore it is great

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

More TV OT: Is anyone still watching Sons of Anarchy?

I just finished watching the last ep of the most recent season.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Oh yeah.

I was a bit disappointed with the finale, but the show and this season has been so good, I’m trusting it’ll kick ass immediately upon return.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 9, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. I really liked this season and thought the build up of the second to last episode was great. Then the CIA came in at the start of the finale and said, “Hey by the way, all this shit you set in motion all season? Nevermind.” And almost everything went back to the status quo (except Jax being President).

It just felt like a major let down.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched it – totally agree. Just weird. The cartel having badges was an especially weird touch.

by shankbone on Dec 9, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This season is over already?

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by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

last episode was Tuesday

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I do, but I’m having a harder and harder time suspending disbelief.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally. The bad guys just get more and more elaborate. But I do like how they have expanded upon the supporting characters (Chibbs last season and Juice this season). It is good to get to know the guys other than Clay and Jax (and to a lesser extent, Opie)

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I'm with the CIA

/flashes badge, goes unquestioned

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous. They might as well have had badges that said “Deus ex machina”

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they are trying to be all Wire-ish with the deep politics, international corruption and whatnot, but they execute it with the intellectual depth of a kiddie pool.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by Bret1110 on Dec 10, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm willing to give them a pass until I see where they go with it next season.

OTOH, the whole “THE IRA STOLE MAH BABY!” storyline was just over the top ridiculous to me and never redeemed itself, so maybe I shouldn’t cut them much slack.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 10, 2011 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to pretend vast swaths of the third season didn’t happen. It was just so stupid.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 10, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty disappointed in the ending of season 2 and I haven’t watched since. I do plan on catching up at some point though. I also went as Opie for halloween, although next year I’m planning to grow the beard out properly.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Opie is awesome. The third season is kinda a mess. The fourth season is better (in my opinion) but the season finale disappoints (this seems to be a trend with SoA).

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that actor a lot. Opie is one of the best characters on the show.

by shankbone on Dec 9, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: radio drama

we were talking yesterday about books on tape / radio dramas…
I haven’t looked yet, but, anybody know if there is a good radio drama of “A Christmas Carol” ?

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

hmmm there’s a version of it with Patrick Stewart doing the whole thing himself.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He's famous for doing that.

Used to be live every year somewhere, but he may have slacked off lately.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 9, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what this is, a recording of one of his live performances.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Alastair Sim is my favorite movie Scrooge.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Arizona is a better team than the Giants

Hopefully the 2nd Wild Card will be implemented this season. That’s our only chance.

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

yet more OT: i wanna buy chocolate

I want to buy one of those Whitman’s Sampler-type thingies as thank-you gifts but I’d like to go with some local operation if possible. Anyone know where in the East Bay I could go? I suppose See’s is technically local.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Sees would be a helluva lot better than whitmans!

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sees

I suppose I can go to their location in that weird shopping canyon in Emeryville. And I can drop by Ikea while I’m in the area to get a chair or something.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sees will have all kinds of stuff especially made up for the holidays and you can even get a single truffle in a box. I did that one year for my parent helpers, it was a little thank-you but they liked it.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sold. Off to Sees I go. Well, on Monday morning.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, just make sure it’s morning. Don’t try to go during your lunch hour or you’ll be there all the day.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Cahill is kind of overrated but he’ll probably kill the Giants.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

He throws pitches over the plate right?

So yes.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

As a third starter in the NL West

I think he does just fine. He’s a good third starter for them.

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably means Saunders gets the shove.

Unless he’s supposed to be replacing Marquis.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 9, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Saunders going to get 8.7 mil in Arb

Put only put up 1 WAR last year in downward trend. I would give him the shove, pick someone else up cheaper or better.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think stress was an issue for him last season. He’s young. He should do fine with a better offense backing him up.

SF Chronicle June 19, 2011:
The reasons for Cahill’s struggles are up for debate. Manager Bob Melvin and pitching coach Ron Romanick believe that, with three members of the Opening Night rotation out of action, Cahill is trying to do too much. He’s overthrowing sometimes. He’s trying to be too fine other times.
“At the start of the season, he was part of five Musketeers, and they were all feeding off each other,” Romanick said. "Now it’s just Trevor and Gio Gonzalez left. I told Trevor not to put all that burden on himself, don’t try to do too much.
“But he’s just missing the glove, and then he’s behind, and then it kind of goes from there.”
Cahill believes that mechanics come into play because he feels as if he cannot repeat his delivery. Yet during his bullpen sessions, he does everything perfectly. He repeats his delivery well.
It’s taking it into games that’s the trouble; the urgency of big-league pitching doesn’t allow for thinking about mechanics.
“I feel like I’m fine,” Cahill said. “Now it’s getting the bullpen session into the game. My bullpens are better than they’ve ever been. Ron said I need to keep that rhythm.”

SF Chronicle June 20, 2011
“You’re not supposed to be thinking about mechanics while you’re trying to get the hitter out,” Cahill said.

“Better rhythm today,” manager Bob Melvin said. “He was fighting himself before. His timing was all over the place. In the middle innings, you could see him start to gain his confidence. When he stops thinking about mechanics and all the exterior things and has good thoughts and just throws the ball, good things happen to him.”

HBT July 22, 2011:
Also a concern is the regression of his curveball. Based on a couple of early-season viewings, I thought it was turning into the strikeout pitch he needed and I got quite a bit more bullish on his future as a result. Unfortunately, he’s no longer throwing it for strikes or getting swings and misses with it.

HBT today:
His peripherals didn’t justfy his 2.97 ERA in 2010, but his strikeout rate took a nice step forward last season, even as his ERA increased along with it. He finished the year 12-14 with a 4.16 ERA, but his overall outlook seems just as positive as it was a year ago. He’s never been hurt, and as a big-time groundball pitcher, he’s a great fit in an hitter friendly ballpark like Chase Field.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My first football [lolsoccer] game of the year tomorrow

And my team proceeded to have both of its centrebacks limp off last week, leaving us with precisely no defenders to use.
On top of that, I have to sit in the home section of the ground, so if we score I can’t celebrate or I’ll get beaten up.

…I’ve not been this excited in months!

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Dec 9, 2011 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

How good is your keeper?

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty good. But our central defenders will be a guy who’s outclassed playing at Right Back and a guy who was so valued by the team that he didn’t have a squad number.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Dec 9, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well sir, get your kit and boots together and take the pitch!

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Coloccini?

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct!

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by Deleuzian on Dec 10, 2011 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Between him and Gutierrez, that squad has some hair. And back when they had Carroll? Sheesh.

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by cornball on Dec 10, 2011 3:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Billie Beane boned us

he couldn’t get a better deal from the royals? Or are the royals clutching at their prospects like magic beans?

Hate that trade for Oakland.

by shankbone on Dec 9, 2011 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Billie Beane just did a blunder
He made me hurl
Cause he gave the Snakes someone
Who’s gonna make the Giants GIDP a ton

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlos González, Huston Street, Andre Ethier, Dan Haren, Brad Ziegler, the list goes on.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito

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by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

usually he makes me cry

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

isn't jarrod parker a pretty good prospect?

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Drafted a spot ahead of Mad Bum

yes, but expendable for Arizona + he has an injury history.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 9, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Friday

(t’s from last night’s Parks & Rec)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

I love Andy in the background.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

GO MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Swanson ep. ever.

And Andy’s silver lips was freakin classic. I almost died.

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And we got to see both Dennis Feinstein and Jean-Ralphio.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take the episode where he’s stuck in his chair, but the whole house building thing was good.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 9, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You can sense that it isn’t the first time she’s told him that.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I love everything about that shot

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The office hated on the Black Eyed Peas as well...

aside from the obvious, anyone know why NBC does not like them?

by O R They? on Dec 10, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pokemonz help: (no srsly, please help)...

…So in our Rule V Draft, I need to decide who would be a more viable pickup: Tyler Graham, Johnny Monell, or Brock Bond. Viable meaning, most likely to see MLB action.

In the Rule V rules, they can stay on my MiLB roster, but I have to pay them.

I like Graham better, but I need IF help more and I have Ramos and Hector Sanchez, so I’m not needing a Catcher.

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

that is an intense pokemonz league.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 9, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it.

It follows MLB, except we have a salary cap based on our org’s IRL salary. I have the Twins org. But player movement is just the same with trades, Amat Draft, Rule V stages, etc. Our MiLB free agent draft is coming up and my two big targets are Reiner Roibal and Adalberto Mejia.

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Graham might get a September callup for VROOM purposes

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by Deleuzian on Dec 9, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What do the Giants do for a back up 2B if when Sanchez gets hurt and they let Kepp or Font go?

Bond? Pill? Deal?

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t you been paying attention? Burriss

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sad that you’re right.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss is protected o_O

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by bigboneded on Dec 9, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Culberson. All about the pretty boys these days.

by shankbone on Dec 9, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

well crap, I guess my cd/dvd drive dealie just died

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

the d backs keep getting better

and we just sit and wait another 50 years?

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by Wreckonized on Dec 9, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

They did have 7 previous years of awfulness

so I would think that they had more time to build up.

Giants are still better than D-Back. Other than Upton and Young (and maybe Drew), I don’t see anyone on the D-backs that I would take to replace their Giants counter part.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction 5 out of last 7 years of awfulness

Good in 2007 and 82-80 in 2008.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I am quite surprised that they haven't made a bigger splash

They have a $28 million payroll coming into this year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

His stats were down last year and his injury last year does not help. His career has also been pretty sporadic, one good year followed by one below average year.

but probably Drew considering Crawford’s lack of offense

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no way to say that Crawford is better than Drew. They shouldn’t even be compared.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Drew is better than Crawford even while on the DL.

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by Natto on Dec 9, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

are you seriously saying you’re not sure if Stephen Drew is better than Brandon Crawford!?

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more of a defense v. offensive deal

But sure I will say that Drew is better than Crawford.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

drew is not exactly a slouch

he was bad early in his career but he’s been solid for the last 3

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Was just looking at dWAR on BR. UZR says that he’s pretty decent.

So yes, I would rather than Drew than Crawford. Injury is still a concern.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but for crawford

Being the worst offensive player in baseball is a concern

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

:) I have unreasonable faith that he will be decent. .700 OPS!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna hope for a Cliff Pennington type line.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

sold!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

.700 OPS…oh my lord that is ridiculous.

A .700 OPS would make Crawford like a 3-3.5 WAR player.

by EricW on Dec 9, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, he clearly stated it was unreasonable.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But yet he has faith.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Blind

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's see

Goldschmidt is better than Huff/Pill, Drew is far better than Crawford/Burriss, and the entire outfield is better than what the Giants have. What’s more, the Diamondbacks aren’t too far behind in the positions where they trail.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But is Goldschmidt better than Belt? No.

Panda >>>> Roberts
Buster > Montero
Sanchez = Kelly Johnson
Drew >> Crawford
Young = Pagan (Pagan actually has a higher OPS+ than Young)
Upton >>>>> Melky
Nate = Parra

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

belt isn't playing

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So I cannot include him

in who I rather have on the team?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what you said above.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If this were a competition between the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Fresno Grizzlies, then the Diamondbacks would lose at first base.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson was traded

I think Aaron Hill is their 2B now

by jhawx on Dec 9, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

I was looking at BR.

I would say that Sanchez/Fontenot/Burriss > Hill/Bloomquist

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but when Sanchez blows up, it’s going to be Keppinger/Burris vs Hill/Bloomquist

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss*

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh we haven't even talked about pitching

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re really not far behind the Giants.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but potential is different than proven.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hudson and Kennedy were both worth ~5 fWAR last year. So no, it’s not really all potential. Their potential is what makes them scary as hell.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hudson and Kennedy are very good but we will see if they can repeat

Certainly Bauer and Skaggs are very good so we will see what they can do.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And Bradley.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd bet good money neither reaches that again next year

They both accumulated twice as many WAR as they did in 2010, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say there’s going to be some drop off

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Kennedy, perhaps, but I suspect that you’ve overlooked that Hudson posted 2.3 fWAR in 2010…in 95.1 innings/14 games started. He was still on pace for a 5 fWAR season.

That was a really stupid trade at the time the White Sox did it, and it’s an even stupider trade now.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I did overlook that about Hudson

And still I would bet that Hudson doesn’t reach 5 WAR again.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 10, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Why?

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite the assessment.

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by xanthan on Dec 9, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You are seriously underrating how much Drew is better than Crawford and overrating how much Panda is better than neck tat.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Drew but I looked at his stats and it’s really inconsistent. He’s turning 28 and have alternating good/below average years. He will be coming off of a big injury and it may affect his range.

I think Panda is a lot better than Roberts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Whereas Crawford is just consistently shitty? And Panda is probably better than Roberts, but you have him two more “>” than Drew is better than Crawford. That’s just crazy.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Again

I was looking at defensive v. offensive value. Drew certainly averages about a 2 oWAR and 0 dWAR. I can see Crawford being a 0.5 oWAR and a 1 dWAR

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s like worst case scenario for Drew and best case scenario for Crawford. I will be shocked if they’re even within 2 WAR next year.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Drew’s career avg for WAR

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by CalBear949 on Dec 10, 2011 7:34 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And it includes seasons that give virtually no indication as to how well he’ll perform next year. Typically only the last three seasons give some sort of useful information in how a player will perform in the next year.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

well let’s not waste the time and money on 2012. Phone the league, tell them the Giants forfeit all their games.

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by Merope on Dec 9, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

We only added a 4 WAR OF and Pagan, who had 5.5 WAR in 2010

Add in either Huff or Belt
Posey
Reasonable 2B

That is not bad. Still want to get a SS or Beltran, but not my money\choice.

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I suggest you do something about it!

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I wish they would kick the tires on Jimmy Rollins.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Why would they want him?

They have Emmanuel Burriss.

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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

or Furcal

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You want to give him

5 years?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

"kick the tires" means see what it'll actually take to get him

the Phillies appear to be the only team pursuing him right now. He’s not going to get five years.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Will he take Schrute bucks?

Because the Giants have no money.

It’s going to be tough beating the D-backs with Buster and Panda being the only position players better at their position than the Dbacks position players.

And now their starting rotation is improved. Hopefully Kennedy crashes back to earth.

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I know I've complained about them before (all the time) but...

RAWR SATURDAY FINALS.

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NOOOO. Stop improving yourselves
The Diamondbacks were discussing a two-year deal with the arbitration-eligible Joe Saunders over the past couple of weeks, but tonight’s acquisition of Trevor Cahill has changed things a bit. In fact, Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic hears that Arizona may now trade the veteran left-hander.

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Brett Pill starting at first base would be great news.
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Giants should trade Belt before the start of the season….

by bernardking on Dec 9, 2011 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

not sure if serious

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Likely serious.

He’s especially good at swinging for those wild pitches

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.

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by Natto on Dec 9, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So I take it Susan showed you how to use this commenting thing?

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My reaction

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Actually I'm going with this

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.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

what

no

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

what?

no.

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

As an aside, I acted in something last weekend (YOU CARE). Pretty fun.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this from?

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The Happening, I think.

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Uhh

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It has to do with the differences in international exchange rates.

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The thickness of the borders between colors?

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On the far right, the grids don’t match up. I really think the border between the different colored regions has been thickened in order to fudge the area.

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Yep. The thicknesses change and the fudge only has to be like 1/20th of a unit.

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Since I can’t pause it, I’m not going to try.

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Someone needs to figure out how to harness this into an infinite source of energy.

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No.Really

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by nvsfg on Dec 9, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz

You are too funny. No, really, you make me chuckle. Do continue.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be so impatient with Belt

Younger, better built, better minor numbers, LH. He will be near all star level at Pill’s age.

Pill will get his time but not at Belt’s expense.

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Pill’s time won’t be at Belt’s expense because Belt wouldn’t have played anyway.

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!!!

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No, they should trade Brett Pill. You always want to trade when your asset is high.

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From Tom Verducci on CNNSI

On the importance of Regional Sports Networks and something very, very, bad:

There is a reason the Rangers, who were in bankruptcy a year ago, and the Angels, who kept coming up short on free agents, are now superpowers — they lined up state-of-the-art massive TV deals. Once it was new ballparks that created the hierarchy of spending power in baseball. Now RSNs are the new oil wells. Next up at the TV windfall game: the Dodgers.

Gulp

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by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

the giants should do one

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by jponry on Dec 9, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This adds a wrinkle to the A's saga

Giants can’t really do a network if the A’s are in San Jose.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Having the A's in San Jose

cuts down on the exclusivity of the Giants. Dodgers and Anaheim are a good distance apart and have pretty separate audience. Giants/A’s interest overlap considering the bandwagon nature of the Bay Area.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking as somebody halfway between SF and SJ, that’s not really how it works on the Peninsula and South Bay (the area of contention). The A’s being in San Jose has virtually no impact on the SF Giants ticket sales at AT&T. It does probably means the Giants org needs to relocate the SJ Giants, but there’s plenty of other minor league markets around northern California, and cost of relocation are reasonably trivial.

by Bar None on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But TV markets don't go that way.

Giants can market that they are team for SF, Marin, South Bay, and Peninsula. IF the A’s going in, the TV market will be greatly diluted.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t say I really see it working that way day to day around here. Lived here 30+ years and I’ve yet to come across an Giants fan who would stop following the SF Giants if the A’s moved.

by Bar None on Dec 9, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

1) It’s about marketing…eyeballs and potential reach

2) It’s also not about current fans but future fans. Also, many of the “fans” are easily swayed

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The trend seems to be towards extrmely long TV deals, 10+ years. The long-term impact of the A’s moving to Sn Jose, particularly indoctrinating the young fans of the south bay, would certainly be a factor.

IIRC, though, the Giants already formed a pseudo-network by taking a big stake in CSN bay area.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They did, but it now occurs to me that their intransigence might be at least partly a means of getting the Giants a deal similar to what the Orioles got in recompense for the Nats’ move into Washington.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 10, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The A’s being in San Jose has virtually no impact on the SF Giants ticket sales at AT&T.

I think this is incorrect, and will get more incorrect as time passes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 10, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I read somewhere that the Dodgers next TV deal will be a bidding war between TWC and FOX and could go as high as $4 Billion.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Dec 9, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wont’t yoy buy a panda hat or six and support our struggling franchise?

I like penguins more

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- SF GIants Baseball 2011 = *sigh* Home of 6 World Series Titles
- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US???? NOOOOOOOOOOBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- A fan of the Warriors and Lakers.

by ayeyoJERM on Dec 9, 2011 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

Ron effin' Swanson
Parks and Recreation @parksandrecnbc

Ron Swanson for the win!!! RT @mtvnews Who is #1 on our list of Top 50 TV Characters of 2011? ow.ly/7UmE4 #ParksandRec
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link

by Daver321 on Dec 9, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

His mustache looks like fecal matter.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Dec 9, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Festooned with smaller turds.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Next thing you know the Giants will have signed Jamey Carroll and shit will truly be fucked,

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Is it wrong to have beef jerky for dinner?

Yes. No.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

As long as it’s accompanied by a vegetable serving. How do you feel about pickled onions?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I like ’em! Need to heat up a can of beans or something.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No

is that the only option?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 9, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

within arm’s reach anyway

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Plain or flavored?

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re my cat, then yes. He stole some earlier this year and it made him throw up everywhere.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

As Grant said, awkward.....
CraigBreslow Craig Breslow
I can no longer denounce the relevance of Twitter. It broke the story of my trade…to me.
CraigBreslow Craig Breslow
Thanks for all the well wishes as I head to the @dbacks!

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 7:54 PM PST reply actions  

If Twitter had been around in 2002, those scenes of Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill telling players they’d been traded would have been very different.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC cracks me up

There was a comment on here that went against the grain, got multiple responses. I go back to his posts, 1 a day, 3-5 responses each. Always causing a commotion with an old school stats lean.

NOW THE part of the story you might find amusing. The first response to one particular response:

FOR THE SWARM!!
Dearest, Susan – The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer

You guys are silly sometimes, especially Lars.

Why do my owners like profit>winning? Championships are the wealthy's bragging rights in Yacht rooms. #RDF can go to #!@%^

by Myemail21479 on Dec 9, 2011 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

Was it the Pill one? Because that was itself silly.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Jason Lane is a pitcher now?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

13 innings in the minors last year!

by Hyoton on Dec 9, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 9:10 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

HAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 9, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants offseason (sorry I'm really bored and trying to do anything but study)

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 9, 2011 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

that is so cute!

Why do my owners like profit>winning? Championships are the wealthy's bragging rights in Yacht rooms. #RDF can go to #!@%^

by Myemail21479 on Dec 10, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Instead of trying to get a big bat. Why not focus on being a contact; singles and doubles hitting team?

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- SF GIants Baseball 2011 = *sigh* Home of 6 World Series Titles
- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US???? NOOOOOOOOOOBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- A fan of the Warriors and Lakers.

by ayeyoJERM on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

You’ll take your MDR and like it!

by Bar None on Dec 9, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So, why did the little flat faced dog run into itself? Some show of defiance?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Um wow.
CraigBreslow Craig Breslow
Molecular Biophysics & Biochemistry RT @ihatepopouts what was your major at Yale?

I thought he was joking so I looked it up. He isn’t.

He graduated Yale in 2002 with a B.A. in molecular biophysics and biochemistry. He deferred acceptance to the New York University School of Medicine because of his “love of the game”.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 10:12 PM PST reply actions  

Can he be our GM?

The Giants finally won the World Series. Now what?

by jordanovich on Dec 9, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He certainly has more brains than our current one, though Biochemistry and Biophysics don’t exactly train you to manage a baseball team.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure they do.

They teach you about logic and how to use it. Specific science training is overrated; it’s how to think rationally that’s actually important.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Savvy Sabes LOLs at your big words

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 9, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s often non-jokingly been called the smartest pitcher in the game. I think Chris Young went to Princeton and got a major in economics, but getting into NYU’s med school is a cut above that even.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He certainly has far more value to society than an economist.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d make an arbitrage joke here, but I’m having trouble working it in.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, Community why?

I hate Christmas episodes. And musicals.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

/cue thatsthejokepic

by Daver321 on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a huge fan of either, and yet that was the best episode of the season.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to want to see the jiggling Annie in a Santa outfit gif aren’t you?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Boopy doopy doop boop SEX

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I preferred Britta in her tree outfit

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 9, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We had this very discussion last night.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So Britta feels the same way about Christmas as about pizza.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 10, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Christmas comes but once a year. Pizza comes every time I call.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 10, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey man, can you post more gifs of hot chicks? I’d like to compare their hotness to one another and maybe make a chart comparing their hotness in various areas.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 10, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

WE NEED A GRAPH OF SOME KIND

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm
Brewers shortstop Alex Gonzalez told Spanish-language sports talk radio show Los Cronistas in Venezuela that he had offers from the Giants and the Mets but that he chose to sign with Milwaukee because he wanted to be a starter
The A’s preferred Jarrod Parker over Trevor Bauer during trade talks with Arizona, a source tells Bob Nightengale of USA Today.
The A’s objective is to get younger – not necessarily cheaper – and to build a competitive team within three years in anticipation of a potential move to a new ballpark in San Jose, according to Susan Slusser of the San Francisco Chronicle

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Parker over Bauer……?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL A’s fans in the East Bay

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha!

CaliforniaJag Brad Hill
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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently it is Fred Lewis’ Bday today

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

Watching Next Iron Chef (from last week)

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 10:58 PM PST reply actions  

INTENSE EPISODE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone at my school who applied to Stanford got rejected

Am I a bad person for laughing?

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

You should feel happy for them.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 9, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Every year something like three or four dozen people from my school go to Berkeley.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The size of the respective schools are pretty radically different (6,800 v. 25,000) and Berkeley obviously draws a much higher percentage of their students from California.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

My graduating class (in San Jose) had 3 kids go to Harvard, 3 to Stanford, 7 to Berkeley, and about 25 to UC Santa Cruz.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanford does still draw 40%+ from CA, but, yeah, it’s not a UC.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, of course. The three colleges that get the most kids from my school are Berkeley, Davis and San Diego; the order of the three varies.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You're probably a bad person, but not for laughing.

We had our winter formal the night that Stanford gave back its early action decisions. Something like 8 or 9 people applied out of our class of 55, and 5 got in. It was a real awkward night.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a bad person for being happy Castle's daughter got rejected from Stanford?

I hate it when people on TV are like, oh yeah, of course I got in to X hard school. What, like it is hard? No one ever seems to get rejected from anywhere on TV.

I especially hate it when they have NEVER been portrayed as particularly academically gifted/driven. (Although this doesn’t really apply in her case. More of the Glee/The OC type thing)

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, like Quinn from Glee just decided to apply for Yale

I don’t think they accept you just because you’re pretty.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 9, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! ::sigh::

She may have a good sob story for her application essay but that doesn’t help if her SAT score or GPA are not close perfect.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But she won Regionals once on Glee!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 10, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know where Stanford gets its students

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

From speckops’s school.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone from my school has been accepted to Stanford in years.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 9, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. 6 people from my class of 55 went. Three years before was even crazier. I think they sent something like 10 out of 70.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I met a lot of people from Plano, TX, wherever that is.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas suburb, I want to say. It has a suitably boring name.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It is. I’d never heard of it before undergrad.

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by speckops on Dec 9, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! I was right.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 9, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.
Plano is located within the metropolitan area commonly referred to as the Dallas–Fort Worth metroplex. The city is home to many corporate headquarters: Alliance Data, Cinemark Theatres, Dell Services, Dr Pepper Snapple Group, Ericsson, Frito-Lay, HP Enterprise Services, J. C. Penney, Pizza Hut, Rent-A-Center, and Siemens PLM Software.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 9, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Famous for an incident involving black tar heroin.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Dec 10, 2011 3:25 AM PST up reply actions  

My Uncle's family lives there

I visit once a month or so. It’s famous for having an incredible school district and being full of rich people, Also famous for having one of the highest cocaine usage rates in the U.S. Lots of disposable income and rich, bored kids.

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 10, 2011 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess this doesn’t really come as much of a surprise to me.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

My brother went there and a friend from High School. I, however, was deemed unworthy of Leland Stanford Jr’s University and went to a State school instead

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 10, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a bad person for caring much, yes.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

But it’s funny because they care so much.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 10, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Breaking Bad S3

I hate Skylar now.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 9, 2011 11:40 PM PST reply actions  

THAT BITCH

but hang in there

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Skylar is awesome.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 10, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for “multi-storied outhouse”

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 10, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

sure puts a different perspective on “rainy day fund”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to think that staying up for this eclipse was a bad idea. Should have just gotten up early. Ugh. My Saturday is going to be spent unconscious.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 AM PST reply actions  

Although, the night sky in Skyrim is so much better.

by Daver321 on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I fell asleep at 11:00 or so. I don’t even know how.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And of course a beautiful woman started texting me at around 11:30 or so. This is just the way things work for me.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

pfffffft you just tell her you were worn out from taking care of family, show your compassionate, caring side…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

There was an eclipse last night? I hope the waterbenders are okay.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Robins been a bit sloppy today

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 10, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

they poop on your car?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

I just now realized I didn’t post that on the Arsenal blog. Oops.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 10, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan Runzler and Brandon Crawford wedding photos(CSNBayArea)

http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/giants-talk/post/Two-more-Giant-weddings-?blockID=609258&feedID=2796

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

Dan Runzler FOR THE WIN!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 10, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

meh

She’s very pretty, but that sculpted blond thing is not my style. But, good for the boy all the same!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 10, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Out of the 4 recent wedding pictures I'd give him in the nod

Considering they’re all that blond type

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by DFARowand on Dec 10, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan Runzler and Brandon Crawford wedding photos(CSNBayArea)

I had no idea they were an item.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Dec 10, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

a) Dan Runzler looks like a hockey player
b) Crawford’s picture looks like it was shot for his senior prom

by capn on Dec 10, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Crawford’s backdrop really looks shopped.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

and Mrs. Crawford looks really uncomfortable

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Trevor Cahill a young Roy Halladay?

MLB Tonight breaks down A’s starter Trevor Cahill’s value, calling him a young Roy Halladay

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14727857&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_14727857&v=3

Comparing Cahill’s numbers and trends with Halladays’s career stats gives some weight to this idea. The most striking difference is BB/9 and overall innings. Halladay is stingy with free passes and is an innings eater.

LD% GB% FB% K/9 BB/9 LOB%
Halladay(career) 19.0 55.1 25.9 6.88 1.85 73.6
Cahill(last season) 18.8 55.9 25.3 6.37 3.55 72.8

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 8:54 AM PST reply actions  

Halladay's walks and innings pitched are pretty much what makes him Halladay

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And of course his ability to consistently get batters out at a much higher rate and efficiency than the average starter.

It wasn’t until Halladay’s fourth season in the bigs that he topped 200 innings. Lets see where Cahill goes from here in that regard, being that he is only 23.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Cahill’s K/BB is pretty much Sanchez-esque because the dude walks too many people for how few he strikes out.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Roy Halladay was worse his first three seasons at the same age as Cahill.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't think a pitcher

going from what Roy Halladay was to what he is now is really a career path you can project with anyone else. That shit was unique.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean

just because Cahill isn’t as bad as Halladay was in his first three years (and really only that one year with the 10+ ERA) doesn’t mean he’s going to progress to being as good as or better than Halladay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

But then, Halladay is the best pitcher of the 00s, so.

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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

actually Randy Johnson probably is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

interesting

used play index to find top pitchers by ERA+ with at least 1500 IP from 2000-2009 and got

5. Curt Schilling
4. Roy Halladay
3. Roy Oswalt
2. Randy Johnson
1. Johan Santana

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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Santana was a beast.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 10, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

One helluva tear.

Roy has been best last 10 for sure that is still active.

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah definitely the best of the pitchers whose careers started around 2000

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s really freaking good.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Pedro Martinez??

forget it your right, RJ had more cy youngs and was a Giant

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by Giant Colossus on Dec 10, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Too few innings.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if it went 1996-2005, Pedro probably wins hands down.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

true say

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by Giant Colossus on Dec 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

Pedro from 96-05: 177 ERA+, 2058.2 IP
Randy: 162 ERA+, 2134.0 IP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

#3?

Kevin Brown!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

lol no HOF votes

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Or at least, one and done.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter also struggled early in his career.

I wonder if sinker ballers need extra time to develop their craft. Flame throwers and high strike out pitchers have it easier early in their careers because they don’t have batters putting the bat on as many balls.

Theres this idea that because Cahill was lucky in 2010, and because some of his numbers went down in 2011 and that he struggled at times, he has already hit his peak. People need to remember he’s only 23.

I wonder if he bitched about the direction of the A’s organization and that was a main reason for him being traded.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of pitchers struggled early in their career and didn’t turn out to be awesome. I’m not saying Cahill won’t, but I could probably find lots of other pitchers with similar numbers to him who didn’t turn out to be great five years down the road.

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by jponry on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

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by speckops on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Also Derek Lowe can be included.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

man, I hate waking up late.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

I’m a not early/not late kind of guy. I am usually up before 7AM. This morning, I’ve already had coffee ( double espresso), read the local news and review, checked McC and commented in a few places, and eaten breakfast.

Now I’m off to do some work with the non-profit. Have a good morning Merope.

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by nvsfg on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to be up by 630 and out of the house by 730. I didn’t wake up till 830 this morning,

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by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

mmm goody and a reply fail, this is going to be a doozy of a day.

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by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

if it's not the weekend, I'm up at 5:30

Yoga-ing like the hippie I am, then off to work by 6:30.

Why do I leave so early? So I can be out at 4 every day.

by Cap M on Dec 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't wait for the season to start!

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by son of ggf on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

you keep saying that…
you might change your mind once it actually starts

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by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s just that everyone is so neg here; I think we have a pretty good team.

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by son of ggf on Dec 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how slow Friday evenings/Saturday mornings are at McC

Especially during the off-season

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 10, 2011 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

plus a lot of the kids have finals or are traveling home this time of year.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a final due on Monday

That I’m maybe 1/5 of the way completing. LOL me

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, a day in is what the doctor ordered

I was working 7 days a week from mid-October up until Halloween, when my Dutch house guest arrived, I pulled out all of the stops to do a nice Halloween for someone who really hasn’t had one. A day after I sent her on her way for the first time, I flew out to London, was there for two weeks, came back, and had the house guest again, all the way til yesterday. Through all of this, crazy work goings-on, a lot of sight seeing, a lot of going out and a lot of Cap M being tired.

I’m going to bust out the ol’ illegal narcotics, order some food and play some video games today, because tomorrow, I start working out again. Sigh.

by Cap M on Dec 10, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

every once in a while a sloth day is a good thing. We’ve been passing a cold back and forth here for about a month. I’ve had a week of sloth days now and I’m getting tired of them!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll take that as sponsorship of all of the prog metal I'm going to listen to, NBA Jam I'm going to play

and Pizza I’m going to eat.

It’s all well and good, I really need to start picking up the pieces of starting to get back into shape after two months practically of ignoring it. Like, tomorrow.

Plus my singing voice is destroyed from all of the whiskey and other harmful things I’ve done to it without any warm ups or cardio.

Le sigh.

by Cap M on Dec 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

so ...........

i’ve been playing Skyrim for awhile now and just found out my favorite Giant Andres Torres is gone …… i’m going back to Skyrim ……. it’s a better world there …….

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by GIANT stoner on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

UPGRADE!

/Torres’ heart breaks

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I so want to buy this game, but Im too into Battlefield 3 right now

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by ayeyoJERM on Dec 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Should I buy MW3 or Battlefield 3?

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by Bret1110 on Dec 10, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

MW3..same as all the others,but is that a bad thing? No, IMO

Giants win the World Series! (soda spews from nostrils as I choke for joy)

by Giant Colossus on Dec 11, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck fuck fuck

Stupid Dbacks
our whole advantage is our pitching
cahill (isnt he one of grants favourites?) is going to be really solid and once bauer gets to the bigs he is quickly going to be the third best pitcher in our division

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Dec 10, 2011 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

So everytime someone asks me what i want for christmas my only answer i give is the giants world series dvds

so i may be getting like 14 sets
worth it

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

couldnt think of a better gift..well maybe, but not appropriate here

Giants win the World Series! (soda spews from nostrils as I choke for joy)

by Giant Colossus on Dec 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah

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by Capitol Hill Giant on Dec 14, 2011 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

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