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Padres Trade For Carlos Quentin

The Padres have improved their offense more than the Giants did this winter. Sweet. The worst part is that it makes no sense, especially after trading away Mat Latos.

The San Diego Padres today announced they have acquired outfielder Carlos Quentin from the Chicago White Sox in exchange for right-handed pitcher Simon Castro and left-handed pitcher Pedro Hernandez.

Castro was one of Baseball America's top-100 prospects before the season. Hernandez had a pretty nice season across three levels. Quentin is a free agent after this season.

What a weird deal for the Padres to make.

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Eh, the Padres can just harvest another batch of pitchers from their pitcher patch out back.

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 11:35 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Pick a peck of pickled pitchers

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by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, neither of those guys are in their top 10 prospects

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, but they’re both top five prospects for the White Sox.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

the white sox sickels list was the most depressing thing i've ever seen

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like the Giants post-2010 are going to be exactly like the White Sox post-2005.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

except with a far less entertaining manager

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is using the same team building formula that brought in a title in 2010, and ya’ll still doubt him. turn in your croix pins—if you’ve even been fans that long—and go root for the fucking lakers.

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, welcome to McCovey Chronicles.

That kind of attitude won’t get you far here.

Well, except for ragging on the Lakers; that’s generally accepted.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Jan 1, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm hmmm

new in town and don’t know how the place very well hmmmm?

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is using the same team building formula that brought in a title in 2010

Hoping like hell for a mediocre offense?

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't have called them mediocre.

Perhaps mediocre for a playoff team, but they were at least average for the league… Though there was the whole part where Torres, Burrell, and Ross weren’t starters at the beginning of the year. And the part where they played Jose Guillen in right field for the better part of two months.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mediocre != average?

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I generally regard mediocre as

third starter average at best

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think mediocre has a clear, negative slant.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad I’m not the only one who feels like this.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t check the OED, but MW’s definition is not positive.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, the first definition in the three or four places I checked is basically “so-so.”

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s more qualitative than “average for the league”/“league-average”, and generally a pejorative.

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by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ve always used it as a synonym for average. /shrugs

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

When I learned it by inference, I learned it as having a negative slant.

I checked a definition a few years ago, which has led me to think of it as essentially a synonym for average, as you do. I still do so.

I think the two are not mutually exclusive; typically, the context in which one describes something as average will be slightly negative. We always hope to be above average rather than lumped in with the crowd, and don’t usually find objects that are simply average pleasing.

That may account for the generally negative connotation.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But it sounds like “meaty ochre”.
Gross!

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by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling someone "average" usually has a negative connotation, too.

Average, pedestrian, mediocre, implying that someone/thing is run of the mill is generally not complementary no matter what word you use.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 1, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean they don’t match up in a pair with something else? ;)

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC!!!

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU BOUGHT A WEATHER BALLOON WITH POINTS?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I kid, I kid.

I imagine my grammar is much worse than yours.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

MW has “of moderate or low quality, value, ability, or performance : ordinary, so-so”.

Moderate or low seems to skew toward negative to me. It’s not moderate or low or high.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

or maybe joseclemens wants us to start Bengie in 2012.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked that lineup

CF – Torres
2B – Sanchez
1B – Huff
C – Posey
LF – Burrell
RF – Ross
3B – Sandoval/Uribe
SS – Uribe/Renteria

I’d argue that collection of hitters was better than league-average overall at the end of 2010.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The numbers put them at about league average for the season, and they were probably hitting better than that during their playoff run, yes. I see that more as a reflection of Sabean’s ability to maneuver mid-season (though he is not without his major flops, of course).

The start of the season looked like this:
CF – Rowand
SS – Renteria
1B – Huff
3B – Sandoval
C – Molina
LF – DeRosa
2B – Uribe
RF – Bowker/Schierholtz

Not really a world title contender from the outset.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing is I remember the 2010 season. The Giants weren’t that good, for much of the season. May of 2010 spawned the despair that led to the StarWars live-blog…. It led to “Bye-Bye Bochy” The pitching just happened to get HOT in September and they rode the tide through the post season.

Oh it was fun, it was the bestest ever, but it didn’t delude me into thinking that was the formula for repeated success.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

BAR NONE

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose,Jose, Jose...

Really ? On January 1rst ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

but i don't like basketball

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL FANS ARE SAME

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an announcement to make

I’m no longer a Giants fan. I have realized that questioning the front office is irresponsible fan behavior, and I cannot partake in such activities. Thanks, Jose, and go Lakers!

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t be critical of the front office even if they traded away Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Madison Bumgarner, Pablo Sandoval and Buster Posey for Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i also want to announce an announcement

that november 3rd was the best day of my otherwise uneventful and boring life, and it was only so because of the gut wrenching pain of watching that club scratch out their way to a title. i prefer a life marked by pain and struggle, if that sounds ridiculous then Brian Cashman has a microwave pizza waiting for you, enjoy.

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh awesome, I love pizza!!

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so long as they are not cursed again.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

no no no

curses build character.

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even for sprinkles?

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

me so hungee me so hungee

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Windows will roll for the crash years.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, November 3rd? Not the 1st or 2nd?

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe he is referring to the parade.

Either that, or he is comically incorrect.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Right.

Almost flew home for that. In retrospect, I should’ve.

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by speckops on Jan 2, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think, after reading this little sub-thread, that it’s interesting that ‘Sabean’ is the only word you have chosen to capitalize.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2012 6:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Reverse GRM ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

even their #1 prospect gets a rave review

“I think he can remain a starter.”

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I think Klaw and Goldstein disagree with that, too.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoping for Beltran and getting Melky was pretty depressing I gotta say

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 1, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Even watching the Padres sign Quentin

was pretty disturbing. Made no sense for the Pads, and sure, he’s got no glove, but for $8M we could have used that bat. But noooooo. . .

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by wcovington on Jan 1, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

reminds me a poor man matt holliday trade for the a's

theyre going to flip him for more prospects at the deadline

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

The Pads definitely seem to be trying to be the A’s of the NL. I wonder if they’re secretly planning on moving to San Jose?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Moorad was pressing the City of Escondido pretty hard for a new 3A Stadium

http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/escondido/escondido-padres-owner-presses-city-for-ballpark-deal/article_dcf12326-19f3-5635-a8db-5d3e3d67fcba.html

and then this happened. Not looking to good for the Pad’s.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/dec/29/escondido-ballpark-dead-says-mayor/

“We heard from three cities outside the state today (El Paso was one, Tucson was not). We have not heard directly from any city inside the state (California). We needed to wait for the Supreme Court decision before we considered alternatives. In the next 90 days we will know if there is any serious interest in the North County. Our interest is to probably sell the team if it is not located in the North County.”

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by nvsfg on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They should move them to Canada. It’s not right that every AAA team is in the United States now.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeffrey Moorad, then, is the Lew Wolf of AAA baseball owners

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Astros, Rays and Marlins are the only ones.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and they traded for Huston Street

I have no idea what they’re doing.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 31, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

and they're reportedly trying to deal Rizzo

which kinda makes sense.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 31, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I completely forgot about that.

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

my only guess would be they’re going to try to flip Street and Quentin at the deadline for more prospects.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 31, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem with shipping Quentin at the deadline is the same problem the A's had with dealing Holliday

Aome teams are going to look at your hitter suddenly struggling in your massive pitchers’ park and think “he’s damaged goods,” while others are going to thing, “it’s probably the park, but just in case, I’m not going to offer much,” and the rest are going to think, “he’s better than his numbers, so we can buy low here and try to get him on the cheap.”

The Pads got Quentin for much less than Gonzalez and Street, though.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

true

I’m just trying to figure out what the Padres are thinking.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 31, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Quentin is clanky, hurty, and now he’s supposed to be able hit dingers in San Diego?

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

he will probably kill the Giants

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by kb2011sfg on Dec 31, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

But Carlos is hungry....

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by nvsfg on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my gentle jesus

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

thats just way too much creepy

by GoGiants18 on Dec 31, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

looks shopped

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

goddamn, but I love this thing

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

well, there's that
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Also: Josh Byrnes traded Quentin to CWS GM Ken Williams for Chris Carter in 2007; gets him back from Williams four years later, for SD.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 31, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

the nl west teams are competing to see who can have the most nonsensical offseason

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Throwing shit against the wall, seeing what sticks?

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, really , wish it was spring.

Kind of tired of hearing about players I have to think twice who they are.
Or coming here and getting mad about pitchers and the FO.

I WANT BASEBALL BACK.

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by orange velvet on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

Watching Quentin patrol the OF at Petco is going to be lultastic.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

I'm confused

Are they a small payroll team or not? Trading for a guy who’s going to be making over $5 million next season? And a FA after the season?

Only logical thing that makes sense is they think he’ll be a hot commodity at the trading deadline. He’s a typical high power, high K/BB slugging outfielder who sucks at defense.

Should we be worried the Padres acquired the best bat within the division this off-season?

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by danieljgrant on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Has this been posted yet?

It’s on the sidebar; Don Mueller has died. He was injured sliding into third base right before Bobby Thomson’s home run on the last day of the 1951 season. He went to spring training with San Francisco in 1958, but then he got sent to the White Sox that March. SABR has a nice biography.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

thanks for the tip, El

Mueller was one of the first players I got excited about—he hit crafty hit and run singles and contended for the batting title—along with Mays of course. (yes I am that old). Will go read the biog.

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by foothillsfan on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I got half way through this and litterally was about to type "you're that old?"

I thought you were like my age (47)

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by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

Byrnes just wanted to get the jump on Sabes, who was hot on the trial of Quentin!

/lolz

by PocketfullofPoseys on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

I was gonna get all rawr about this trade, but research suggests that Quentin is pretty damn clanky and ouchy.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Still probably better than Cabrera.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess

Maybe I can hope this means the white sox will trade us a shortstop…

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

SEXAY ALEXEI!

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What would it take?

I was thinking Brown, but that’s probably too much for a guy who’s already 30. If he could continue to put up 4 WAR for the next 4 years it’d be worth it though.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Crawford+Hembree might do it.

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Man I’d do that in a heartbeat.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be totally crazy not to do it.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Who would you trade?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t panik.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BriWi

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Impossible. Would have to then spend additional 5 mil. on a right-handed reliever.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson is, quite frankly, not good enough to merit a starting shortstop.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenny Williams

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I concede.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The question is whom I would trade, though.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

they should pretty much blow their team up

it’s not good enough to compete and there’s absolutely nothing in their system

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Abysmal defense and constant injuries.

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda stole your wording from an above post without realizing it. Sorry.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries.

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

You’d give up 2 prospects for one year of Carlos Quentin? Really?

In six seasons, he’s had only two above 1 WAR.

Really?

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by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve gotta say, that’s how I feel about the Cabrera trade.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That trade made me angry.

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I guessing you mean Orlando not Melky.

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it applies nearly equally well to either, actually.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And we’ll be able to apply in about 10 years when they trade for Miguel (when he is well past his prime).

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It didn't for me

I’m actally ok with Melky. I think he’s a guy who’s always had talent but might have finally taken it seriously and tapped it. Quentin is a guy (to me) who can hit for power and that’s about it.

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by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So as not to get drawn into a huge argument, I’ll simply note that I’m skeptical of that explanation, and that we can disagree on that front.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm normally skeptical of that explanation as well...

…but conditioning (or lack thereof) is one of those things that, to me, indicates dedication (or lack thereof)

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by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My problem with the Melky trade

is that the Giants will actually consider giving him playing time in CF, which will be an unmitigated disaster.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Getting Pagan didn't aleviate that concern?

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by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Moderately,

But Pagan isn’t going to play 162 games.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But we have Andres Tor...

Oh

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Jan 1, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a good trade for the Padres

Yeah, Quentin is injury-prone and not that great. Yes, he’s terrible on defense. But they really gave up almost nothing to get him. I mean, this trade really seems like it was basically free for the Padres. They gave up two marginal pitching prospects for 29-year-old outfielder who has a chance at being a decent hitter. I have to assume that they realized that they were giving up almost nothing and said “Go for it” despite the slightly-nonsensical nature of the deal & Quentin’s flaws as a player.

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by J. Frank Parnell on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

RDF

MLB Trade Rumors Quentin deal:

On the surface, the deal appears to be a cost-cutting measure for the White Sox.

Neither prospect was ranked among the top 25 in San Diego’s system by John Sickels of Minor League Ball while Kevin Goldstein of Baseball Prospectus had Castro tabbed at No. 20. Goldstein writes that Castro has “gone backwards from [his] big prospect days” and cites the fastball as his only dependable pitch.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

The brain tumor thing is totally inessential to the story.

She had it operated on like FOUR YEARS AGO.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 31, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Teenage Girl Who Lost Lost Kitten When 5 Gets Concussed By Drunk San Jose Sharks Fan

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it might always be a concern
her family was relieved to hear that the tumor—now much smaller and benign following surgery four years ago—was not affected, though it remains close to an artery.

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by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s not like she was going broadcasting that she had a brain tumor. It’s sensationalizing for its own sake.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the point was more that a simple blow to her head might have killed her

Not that she was going around broadcasting it.

But anyway, what the hell is up with the woman Sharks fan?

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by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

i hope this is a sign of things to come from the whitesox

i really want alexi but i dont want to pay much for him

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, you, thinking the Giants are going to somehow swoop in there and get another player. Didn’t you get the memo that Sabean’s spending the rest of the off-season in Cabo on vacation?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SUSAN get me another one of those drinks with an umrella

makes me think of bob kelso from the scrubs Bahama 2 parter

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s probably more of a Hemingway Wannabe and is going to spend all that time fishing but having trouble catching anything because he’s using really cheap and old fishing rods

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

use the beer can as your fishing pole

i did that as a kid

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be there in a little over a week. He’ll be made to understand.

by kaliber on Dec 31, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

More fun with ARod and the Yankees

From Rob Neyer in the NY TImes:

If Alex Rodriguez never hits another home run or fields another ground ball, he’ll rank among the two dozen or so greatest players in the long history of the game.

At the same time, it’s now difficult to overstate how much money the Yankees will probably have wasted on Rodriguez’s services.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

im pretty sure the yankees are just banking on arod getting enough homeruns to get the homerun title back in pinstripes

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

remember how GRM wanted the Giants to sign A-Rod?

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw a lot of fa prediction articles that had arod ending up a giant that offseason

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we can’t even sign Clint Barmes or Jamey Carroll.

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by EricW on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no. we'll just trade gary brown for them at the deadline

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lololol

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

grm is still active on GOSM

i feel bad we chased him away

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

GRM Is Still Active On GSOM

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I Feel Bad We Chased Him Away

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I Have Seen What You Have Done There

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well We Didn't Chase Him Away. He Got Himself Banned.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 31, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He Thought Outside The Box

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused

Someone fill me in on this meme or whatever.

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by EricW on Dec 31, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Rain Man Was A Former Member Of This Site

One of his many quirks was that he would capitalize the first letter of every single word in the subject line of his posts.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 31, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i uNDERSTAND nOW, tHANK yOU

/passive aggressive

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by drdata24 on Dec 31, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

moar misspellings

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This represents two people who no longer are part of this community

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Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 31, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, where is E?

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by tobias on Jan 1, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Dr. B and others, he has his own blog

Here

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by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

??

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

There must have been a link fail there.

E posted here not that long ago, but it was just like a one-time thing. I’m not sure if he was annoyed with the community or just wanted to do his own thing. I think the latter, because I sort of always felt as though he participated here more to vent his own rants than to hear what anyone else had to say.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Son of a...

Ok, here now

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by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Did GRM want him the years the Rangers got him, or when the Yankees did?

Because A-Rod was worth way more than he got paid during the terms of that Ranger contract. That woulda ruled.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

McC wasn’t around when the Rangers got him, I would think.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, right

That Yankee extension is silly, but he’s been worth roughly 1 WAR per 5 million he’s been paid since 2004 via my back-of-napkin calculations. That’s a bit over market, but hey, he’s good.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a Yankee when this was made

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by thehavenot on Dec 31, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was during the opt-out saga.

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is that behind ARod?

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by tobias on Jan 1, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

another ARod

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Needz moar centaur

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by tobias on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Get your bets in now

More runs scored in 2012: Padres or Giants?

Remember, the Padres out scored us last year, 593-570

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Giants

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, you could at least make it a bit more difficult and use a context adjusted stat

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Padres beat the Giants last year without context adjusting

And our offense has stayed the same or gotten worse, while theirs has improved.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't the same law of averages apply to San Diego.

It’s not like the Giants are the only dead cat capable of bouncing.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 31, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Giants' bounce (and, again, the team knows that it's injuries that held them back last season)

will be SO MUCH GREATER than the Padres’ bounce and, probably, the Diamondbacks, who overperformed in every way possible last season. The Giants really are the class of the NL!

by Every6thDay on Dec 31, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you probably need a rope.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 31, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Law of averages only apply to the Giants. Everyone else will get worse.

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the Padres haven’t improved at all offensively. I think that the Giants will probably score 50-60 more runs on offense than in 2011—I’m just not sure that’s going to be enough to get into the playoffs.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve improved by acquiring Quentin, but have you checked out the BABIPs of the position players who ranked #2, #3, and #4 by fWAR last year? Hundley (catcher): .362. Headley: .368. Guzman: .360. There’s really no reason to expect that they’ll sustain those rates. Rizzo might improve, but if they’re going to give Guzman time, they’d have to put him in the OF.

We’re getting a major contributor back (Posey), a solid contributor relative to the dreck we’d throw out there (Sanchez), and something in between a deadcat bounce and decent production (Huff). I could be wrong, but I don’t recall the Padres suffering any such catastrophic injuries/letdowns last year.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They acquired Yonder Alonso.

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by EricW on Dec 31, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d forgotten about him. I’m somewhat underwhelmed by him.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect he’ll be an average first basemen.

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by EricW on Dec 31, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

considering they’ll trade half of them by the trading deadline, I don’t see how it’ll matter anyways

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Insert comment here about what happens to a team when most of their offense is injured at various parts of the season

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you figure?

Giants offense figures to be slightly improved merely by addition of Posey, right?

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants had a lot of injuries last year,

They could’ve easily scored 800 runs and on 98 games otherwise.

by Every6thDay on Dec 31, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

When I saw this, I thought that the 800 runs number was obviously hyperbole, because teams don’t score 800 runs. Then I saw that the Red Sox scored 875. What the fuck?

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

didnt a yankee team break 1000

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

whoah this is a interesting list

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/recbooks/rb_runs2.shtml

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the reasons why I love baseball is in that list of records, there’s several things from seasons that were played over 120 years ago and still considered legit

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit this game

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN192208250.shtml

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Cliff Lee went back in time to play in that game!

by jhawx on Dec 31, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

phillies almost came back to win that

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

then there’s this Phillies/Cubs epic which I watched a few innings of:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN197905170.shtml

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They needed all of Mike Schmidt’s four homers there.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A number of Giants in that game, also

Garry Maddox, Dave Kingman, Steve Ontiveros, Bobby Murcer

Interesting to see Bill Buckner and Donnie Moore on the same team, too.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Garry Maddox was my favorite player when I was a kid

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lold

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There were 19 unearned runs scored in that game.

by non sequitur on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants

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by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants

Gotta start 2012 on an up beat.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: handegg at the ballpark

Quite the riveting matchup at the Rainy Day Fund Bowl right now

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by rightcenterfielder on Dec 31, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Illinois is fighting to avoid losing its seventh straight game while UCLA is trying not to fall two games below .500. Fascinating.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No bowl team has ever lost its last six games in a row, and has there ever been a team with a losing record playing a bowl? It’s really the epic loser bowl.

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe there has been a team with a losing record in a bowl before, but for a team to potentially finish 6-8 is pretty incredible.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 31, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so – UCLA had to get a special exemption from the NCAA to play in a bowl with a losing record, and from a quick Google/Wikipedia search, they’re the only team with a losing record to go to a bowl game.

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by mymclife on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

When that was going to happen in baseball, they did the only responsible thing and canceled the season.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they are TRYING to improve…..our claimed improvement is having people come back from injury.

by colin.muller on Dec 31, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

From a fantasy baseball site.
Carlos Beltran – Cards add Beltran to their Rafael Furcal/Lance Berkman-powered lineup. Your 2012 Cardinals are brought to you by Bengay and the used 1994 Chrysler LeBaron in your driveway.

I LOL’d.
Bitterly.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 31, 2011 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving intelligent. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when Berkman’s face came in he took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one… when he looks at you, you can see she’s working things out.

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet another Giants prospect gets hitched
culberson6 Charlie Culberson
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by jhawx on Dec 31, 2011 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Lack of priorities.

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by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

cheating the team

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by son of ggf on Dec 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

peggy and i have understanding about that

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

SONOFABITCH I MISSED THE CAL GAME!!

/go bears

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by son of ggf on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

Why didn't the Giants Get in this?

Would have given them Surkamp and even Hembree… Quentin is the type of hitter who could put this team over the top in 2012, granted Buster, Panda and the pitching stay healthy.

Everyone in this damn division improved this winter, except the team with the highest expectations, and spending power! What a shame!

by trecole696 on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn't give up Surkamp and Hembree for a one year rental

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i would give surkamp

not hembree
i dont think surkamp will ever be serviceable at the highest level

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? He projects as a decent starter.

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i would probably give up surkamp

but i’d be nervous about giving up pretty much our only minor league pitching depth

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by jponry on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t we give up two mediocre prospects?

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by El Person on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, why the heck would we have to give up two way better prospects than what SD gave up?

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sarchasm is why

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by foothillsfan on Dec 31, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I like having a contingency plan for a starter

that is even vaguely acceptable. You can’t trade Surkamp at this juncture.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 31, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We could trade Melky for Sanchez!

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Now THAT'S a lateral move.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 31, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Padres Offseason has been great!

If you ask me!

Volquez and Alonso for Latos, now Quentin for a couple of un-sure prospects!? Sabes has to be kicking himself!

by trecole696 on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

sabes is the tire

i knew it

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that considered masturbation?

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

tips for sabes

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

That…. is AWESOME…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 31, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

is there going to be a prediction thread?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Dec 31, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

The Padres pitching might be the things that’s terrible, though Petco will make it so that no one notices.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2011 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Aaron Harang: 3.64 ERA, 98 ERA+ (yes, that’s right, worse than league average)

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by speckops on Dec 31, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors shitting the bed tonight

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Dec 31, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

And clean bed sheets

Fortunately, I’m not watching it. I’m watching Auburn beating up Virginia in some chicken bowl.

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

they were up 13 too

:(

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

MONTA 4 MVP!

He misses the game tonight, and look what happens…

by jhawx on Dec 31, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Horroriors

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by son of ggf on Dec 31, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If only.

Then they’d have a shot at the #1 pick.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 31, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Warriors pick is below 7, it goes to Utah in the trade that got them Marcus Williams (no longer with team).

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case

I am rooting for a Warriors loss in every game.

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by Kestrel76 on Dec 31, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister’s friend’s boyfriend came in wearing a flat-brim Dodger cap. I think I hate him.

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2011 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

He’s just a misguided individual.

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs to be re-guided with a baseball bat to his cranium.

In a gentle, loving, but firm manner.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If that is done, he may end up looking like Tommy Lasorda.

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“I sister-friend-boyfriend hate you.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE HIS STUPID FACE

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone is bored tonight

this still works: http://www.google.com/doodles/les-pauls-96th-birthday

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by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

While we are all wasting our time tonight

trying to figure out what meds the Padres front office is on, the only thing that matters is that the Padres now have a better offense than the Giants do. They got a damn good offensive player in his FA year for damn near nothing.

Quentin and Maybin, with the rest of their offense and residual pitching isn’t a bad team. And a Quentin/Pagan/Cabrera outfield beats a Cabrera/Pagan/Nate outfield any day of the week.

Happy New Years bitches.

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by Al Rosen on Dec 31, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

Ive been really behind on glee

what the fuck quinn cant go to yale
she was like an f student for a semester
also TROUGHTY MOUTH IS BACK

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by operation carrot on Dec 31, 2011 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

likewise, ahole

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Flappy New Year!

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

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by rotorueter on Jan 1, 2012 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Happy New Year

/go niners
/go giants
/go mccovens

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

the niners receivers today

lol

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

watch alex throw for 400 yards

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

he is looking good so far

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

damn

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

LOL 49ers

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

Niners look sloppy.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

yeah

bad tackling

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It's early

But my hunch is they manage to piss away HFA.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

i'm starting to feel like that too

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

OT random request

Does anyone have a link to the Tommy Lasorda weight loss ad with the “God I love lasagna” modification?

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

look here?

wiki

A community Photobucket account exists if you wish to use that one.

maybe it’s in there.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Amazingly

It is not there. 501 images, but not that one. A lot of awesome in there though.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

wellllllllllllllllllll… you can take your chances with the SBN search function and look for a beat la fanpost These are the ones I put up, other people have also made these….

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/9/20/2438226/beat-la-were-in-this-thing-images

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/3/28/2077406/beat-la-image-repository

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/3/1667203/beat-la-image-repository

I iz bizzzy cooking so I can’t look through all the threads.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

A-ha!

Apparently it IS in the mccimages and I somehow didn’t see it when I went through them all. Not sure how I missed it.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

ALEX SMITH

lolol

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

Just looked this one up:

In 2011, Rob Gronkowski had as many touchdowns as Alex Smith (16).

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Cmon niners, what going on with the D today?

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 1, 2012 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

wow the bills are crushing the pats

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 1, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

20-0 bills… LOLNEWENGLAND

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 1, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Crabtree

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

RDF alert
@Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Early word from scouts is that both prospects from Padres to White Sox don’t have much upside. So for CWS, a payroll move, in part.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Justin Smith fail.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Morning Akers report

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

LOL RAMS

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

My head hurts.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 1, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

get it amputated

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I started Crabtree and Akers this week. That fake FG was all kinds of awesome.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha!

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like starting Akers is usually a good idea.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, between him and Janikowski, kickers have been the least of my problems this year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you have both?

Ridiculous.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the only week I don’t have to worry about handegg pokemonz and it’s been a weird morning. I keep on checking on my players and going to my fantasy league’s site only to realize I don’t have to.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hes decent

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me wonder how awesome Lee, Lechler, and Janikowski would be if they played in a dome.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

thunderlegdome

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by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Idiots.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

I’m fine with it. Give Aldon Smith more chances to get that sack.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck, you dumbasses.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I guess teh Rams won't feel compelled to onside kick it again.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

And then the Niners gave up two rushing TDs to the Rams.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

And twice their season average in points.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s kind of amazing how the defense seems to pack it in during the 4th quarter every week.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Smith is kinda pathetic.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

To be fair, he basically only has Crabtree and Davis to throw to in this game.

by jhawx on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like any time there’s even remote pressure, he totally just curls into the fetal position and begs to be sacked.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than what he used to do….
It’s either this or the turnover king we watched for a few years.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I’d prefer the crumple to an INT.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or fumbles….He used to get blindsided a lot. The better line helps, too.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t the problem today.

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

More talking about his pocket presence, or lack thereof.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they could just make a stop on third down.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And fourth.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They'd have to make a stop on third down first!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandstater

Turlock’s finest.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

I know a couple of people from Turlock.

But, yeah.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Kaep is from Turlock too I think

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, guaranteed the 9ers don’t pick a first down here.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yay!

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I was of this mindset as well.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Before this game, it seemed like every time they had the chance to ice the game with just one first down, they usually failed.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Saints!

Losing to the Rams that one week ended up costing them a first-round bye.

by jhawx on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Which also kept the Rams from getting the first pick.

Thanks, Saints!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap...

ya’all see this?

Roy Halladay rescues Amazon native after anaconda attack

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Roy-Halladay-rescues-Amazon-native-after-anacond;_ylt=Alqsm99dOUE5bSPwQZaLVQIRvLYF?urn=mlb-wp29183

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s got to increase his VORP

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

VORR

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Just think

We’re possibly 3 1/2 hours away from not having to hear about Tebow for another six months

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

YAAAAAY

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

although if he leads a last minute rally to somehow get the Bronco’s into the playoffs, I think I might quit watching sports entirely

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tired of football.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

the non-Super Bowl part of the NFL playoffs are always fun, though. Good excuse to go to a bar and eat nachos and drink pitchers for 8 hours

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, right

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or not.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

One more week

of the Denver Tebows and the love affair by Skip Clueless, Woody Paige, ESPN and NFL Network (btw, now run by a former head of programming for ESPN).

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NINERS

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

13-3 sure sucks

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They really ought to be 15-1.

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol cardboys and cowdinals

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

why not 16-0?

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They got fucked by the schedule with that Ravens game, plus the Ravens are actually a good team.

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They were pretty definitively outclassed in the Ravens game.

Other than the huge play that got called back on the BS chop block penalty.

The Cowboys and Cardinals games, though, were pretty iffy performances in letting the other team back into the game. Like they almost did this week against the Rams.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was out of town, so I missed that game live, but had it on my DVR. What I’d read mirrors what you say, but when I watched it a week later, I was surprised at how really close the game was. One call, and it could have gone the Niners way.

So, both of you are wrong.

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if they get that TD, they lose by a field goal.

It is certainly possible that the Niners could have won that game, but it was kind of a 50/50 proposition at best. The games against Dallas and Arizona, though, are games they arguably should have won. In both instances, they failed to slam the door and got burned by a .500 team.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

there are other games they could have lost, too (Detroit), so 13-3 sounds fair

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Andy Lee>all

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

That punt that he pinned on the 1 yard line was ridiculous.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Andy Lee for SS!

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

TX

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When you think about it, it really is.

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey ladies, I can kick oblong rubber inflatables very far when the pressure is on.

Want to see another oblong inflatable?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a way to make it as a professional athlete without ever actually having much athletic ability in anything important and never having to work up a sweat

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t really work up a sweat, but I’d call that kind of leg strength an athletic ability.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he holds on field goals!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

an American hero

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by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Tampa Bay

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL RAIDERS

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

I’m disappoint that Tampa Bay didn’t score more points.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

Me, too.

But it was nice for the Rangers to get back to the WS again.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 1, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a bless

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by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just joined the 21st century.

Is there an iphone app for the McCoven? I thought there was….

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by Bret1110 on Jan 1, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

there’s an SBN app

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap

Tebow has the ball with less than two minutes left in the 4th. God (not his, mine) help us all if he pulls it out

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t the tebow’s still go to the playoffs though, cuzza Oakland losing?

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No team that loses 7-3 to the Chiefs in the final game of season deserves to go to the playoffs. Hist stat line: 6/22 for 60 yards with no TDs and one INT. Also only 16 yards rushing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that he did just enough this season to completely screw over Denver’s QB plans for at least a year.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Elway’s never looked happy whenever they cut to him watching a Broncos game and I bet you he’s not now. It’s obvious Tebow’s a lousy QB but he’s too much of a folk hero and symbol of Jesus Christ’s obvious love of football to bench

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And yet

the Seahawks beat the Saints last year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there are playoff teams the Broncos can beat. The Texans are hurting, for instance.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they get to play Pittsburgh next week.

That’s going to be an ugly, ugly game.

The Texans, meanwhile, get the Bengals. A game they are perfectly capable of losing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bengals did not look great today, but some of the penalties that were called against the Bengals, and not called against the Ravens… wow.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also...

Looks like the Niners will get the Saints or Lions, whereas the Packers will get the Giants or Falcons… That sucks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Steelers are pretty beatable, too.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it comes down to Ben’s health – I haven’t heard any updates since MNF – but I’d rather play the Steelers than the Ravens or Patriots, to be sure.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he did play today… but then Mendenhall[?] got hurt.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, that's not good.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle is a difficult place to play. Denver is no Qwest.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A fair point; I didn’t mean to suggest that they’re perfectly analogous, only that we were hearing the same “they don’t deserve to be in the playoffs” last year about the NFC West. And then that game happened.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

And, yeah, you’re right. Denver is not very good, but they shouldn’t be counted out, since they’re playing at home and aren’t completely awful. Well, Tebow is pretty bad, but that’s and argument for another day.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

but that’s and argument for another day.

There’s an even an argument to be made here?

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smithpie vs. Tim Tebowcake

GO

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Subtract mediocre from both sides, and you’re left with pie vs. cake.

The answer is pretty obvious.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow is probably worse than mediocre.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And pie is better than cake.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re all wrong. Wrong. Pie is so unsatisfying.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Cake frosting is just ugh.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Pie’s okay, we got married on π day.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pie’s okay, we got married on π day.
The golden number

feels left out.

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by nvsfg on Jan 1, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well….you get married on Jan 61st !

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a pretty dramatic range of cake frosting types and quality.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope that this is true; but so far the vast majority of it has been quite ugh.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the line I belong in. Cake frosting (except for Carrot Cake) is full of fail.

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by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

carrot cake frosting is usually a cream cheese thing, not the whipped sugar or whipped cream mess of other cakes.

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by Merope on Jan 2, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is why it is awesome. Sweet cheese…mmmm

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by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like fondant has gotten really popular lately, and it’s basically cake pavement. I don’t think the problem is cake frosting, really, as much as it is popular (and, in the case of storebought, cheap) cake frosting.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 2, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I have been known to eat canned frosting as though it were pudding.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Fondant.

Fondant FONDANT Fondant
(Ay ay ay)

/Why yes, I do hear the opening riff of “Crazy Train” when someone says ‘fondant.’
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I would listen to a Cake cover of Crazy Train.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 2, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Pavement is the weak link there.

How about Ozzy (current Ozzy) reciting the lyrics to Cake songs?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 2, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That could be entertaining in a fleeting sort of way.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 2, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom makes her own frosting. She does this caramel frosting that is positively delightful.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

We can only hope he gets roundly walloped next week.

It would really put a damper on this Touchdown Jesus thing.

Unless he’s resurrected three games later.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Satan other teams have figured out how to stop the Broncos’ offense

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Super Bowl?

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha raiders defense is so terrible.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

Aaaaaand there goes the Raiders playoff hopes.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

“But I’m not dead yet!”

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/Palmer throws INT

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere out there, I hope Tom Cable is enjoying all this

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just always wonder what Palmer is thinking. He left the Bengals, basically quit and forced them to trade him…and now look.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked what he did but he now looks like a total idiot in hindsight

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And he only cost one draft pick.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Great return on the investment!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex may not have sexy numbers but he’s been pretty solid this season.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Denver should not be going to the playoffs

They’ve lost their last three games in ugly fashion.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

It would’ve been hilarious if Kyle Orton had knocked them out of a playoff spot.

by jhawx on Jan 1, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, Eli Manning v. Romo… can I root for the blimp?

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Comet, asteroid, skycam falling on everyone

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see that in that bowl game???? That was nuts!

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty fricking weird. The ref announcing that they had to wait to clear the field and them reeling that thing in like a marlin were hilarious.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas wins. No New York teams in the playoffs. New York wins. No Cowgirls in the playoffs.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just stick to the old standby: Go Giants!

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lions defense really sucks

Matt freakin’ Flynn 480 yards and 6 TDs?

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Considering Flynn is a free agent after this season, it seems clear that he might have created a nice little free agent market for himself.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t realize he was a FA. He’s going to get some nice looks.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RDF alert: Athletics "in talks" with free agent outfielder Cody Ross

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/01/01/athletics-in-talks-with-free-agent-outfielder-cody-ross/

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

The Mr. says “better than Cololrado”

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually a pretty logical fit for the A’s, though they’d have to be betting on a bounceback.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross 2011: 105 OPS+
Cody Ross career: 105 OPS+

He will bounce back from his career averages to his career averages.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was more referring to his power. I’d be pretty surprised if he maintains his walk rate from last year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, O.co is a little less forgiving on righty power than AT&T iirc, so he would really need to up his power for there to be any noticeable power increase. As for his walk rate, he might be able to keep it up. Walk rate is a fairly stable stat, so his change is rather significant; it could very likely be repeatable.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In his three full seasons his walk rate was around 6%, so his jump to 10.6% makes me skeptical. If I had to guess whether it was improvement or aberrant, I’d lean towards aberrant.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Meulens has a history of improving walk rates, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We only have two years of data on Meulens. Is that really enough to call a history?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he did it in the minors, too.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Walk rate is a fairly stable stat, so his change is rather significant; it could very likely be repeatable.

Yeah, like Aubrey Huff! /snark

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I forgot how good his walk rate was in 2010.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

One of, if not the main, reason he was so good.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, even if he had put up his career average walk rate, he still would have hit .290/.355/.506 or so. He wouldn’t have been a six win player, but I’d still happily take that kind of production.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, his average would probably be lower, but yeah, he would have been perfectly cromulent this year with a little more power and BABIP.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year*

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the only reason I left the language in the sentence so open.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Do most year-to-year BB% for individual players stay fairly static?

Huff is often cited, but with the tenor, it seems, that he’s an exception to the rule.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing this discussion is making me think about is Melky’s shrinking walk rate, and whether it will go back up when his BABIP inevitably regreses, or whether it will stay Rowand-esque even when he goes back to hitting .270 or .280.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

His walk rate has dipped to around 60% of his career average, which is really quite low, so yes, I’d expect it to perk up to some degree.

His O-Swings sharply increased the last two years, so he’s swinging at bad pitches more often, and he’ll really need to stop doing that so often if he wants to weather that BABIP regression.

If he keeps his fitness up, his BABIP talent-level is likely higher with speed, but not as much as last year’s improvement.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So would it be fair to speculate that the two movements are likely to cancel each other out and leave him around league average OBP?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Same with Ross. You can foresee a doom-and-gloom scenario for each where both factors (power and BB% for Ross, BABIP and BB% for Cabrera) turn out badly for both, but there’s a not-improbable windfall scenario that can be envisioned where sustained improvement is coupled with positive regression in the other factor.

So it would be very fair to see that OBP not moving very far, though theoretically the component parts could move around and even switch completely.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I got no problem with Cody in Oakland. Nice guy that did well for us, so I want him to land a roster spot somewhere.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a problem if he signs for only one season. RDF’d.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cramming another 1-2 win outfielder on the roster for next season? I won’t be too broken up about it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d make a perfect fourth outfielder. What happens if someone gets injured and doesn’t pan out? Plus, he can carry an offense when he gets hot.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Or doesn’t pan out, that is. Melky? Huffster?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Outfielders:
Angel Pagan
Melky Cabrera
Belt/Huff
Schierholtz

Melky and Nate are already 1-2 win 4th outfielders. Even if the depth chart is a little thin, I don’t feel like we need a third.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I love when we play 4th outfielders as starters. Promotions for everyone!

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I originally had Burriss on that list, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s been previous discussions on McC on the role of fourth outfielders. They pretty much can be used as an everyday player. Ross can play all three positions and be specifically used against lefties.

Sabean has actually said he wants him back, but Ross desires more than a one year contract.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they already have Schierholtz. Funds are tight. 4th/5th outfielders are definitely not the priority.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the artificial budget created by the RDF? Yeah, I know.

Those dividends don’t pay themselves.

4th/5th outfielders are definitely not the priority.

They’re priorities to other teams.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Andruw Jones Yankees
Gerardo Parra Diamondbacks
Laynce Nix Phillies

Just to name a few.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You just named the two of the three highest payrolls in baseball, and a guy who came up through the organization and played 142 games last year as a starting left fielder.

Also, those three teams averaged 97 wins last year. So yeah, luxury signings.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Jones signed for $2 mil.

That would’ve been an OK guy to fill a roster spot.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t even know what Ross is going to get. What if he’s relatively cheap? RAGE

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ross made $6.3 million last year; I doubt that number goes down too far.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

He didn’t do anything to merit a massive decrease; even if the market doesn’t develop much, someone will give him decent money.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be likely to be closer to that if it’s a one-year deal. If he manages a multi-year contract, though, I wouldn’t be surprised to see it around 2/8.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No one is ponying up a multi-year contract, it seems.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just mean that a one year deal will probably net him a bit more AAV.

I’m trying to think of bats left on the market better than Ross’ at this point, Prince notwithstanding.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No one comes to mind. Ross is the top of the market for outfielders now. There are definitely not a lot of buyers, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to investigate by checking MLBTR’s free agent tracker.

In my perusal, I noticed that it listed Jeff Keppinger’s position as N/A.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Fitting. When he’s out there, it’s basically an empty field anyway.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It won't be near 6 million

He wanted a 3 year deal when FA started and got smacked down by the market. He couldn’t even get a 1 year deal from the Rockies at what would have been way less than he made last season.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Cuddyer probably pushed Ross off the table for them, though Cody would probably be a great fit on Colorado. Guy with some range who could make the most of the boost to power in Coors.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it could happen, but it would be unmerited.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That low price, relative to value, is reflected by Beane’s sudden willingness to entertain talks with Ross’s agent.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make sense, but it could also easily be a ploy. Most teams at least check in on most free agents, so it could just be some strategic maneuvering or misreporting.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What are the Giants projected to be, 6th highest?

Eric Hinske Braves
Allen Craig/Carlos Beltran Cardinals

I’m not going to list them all.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Craig/Beltran is another pretty indefensible example.

So, maybe you should quit while you’re ahead.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, Craig is expected to come back sometime early next season.

It is unknown what Beltran’s role will be when he does. CF platoon has been mentioned.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And given that your argument continues to be fueled by this RDF bent that you really have no basis for demonstrating that they have case to spare, I’m just going to go ahead and stop here.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

cash*

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

How old are you?

There’s no money because it was or will be dispersed to ownership.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Old enough to be too busy to read your sig.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have any proof of that?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Only common sense and what the beat writers have indicated over the years.

Ray Ratto January 2, 2005:

This is the flaw of the Giants’ ownership plan. The guy with all the say owns less than 20 percent, nobody owns as much as half the team, and there are a lot of 2- and 3-percenters who like their dividend checks on time and always for more than the last one.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Common sense? It’s common sense to believe that an organization is willing to increase spending 20% year-to-year? Is that really a sustainable growth model?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not advocated any such thing.

I think I know who you are based on your post. You got on SFGate.com, right?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

First of all, I’ve been on MCC longer than you, and I am by no means a Sabean or Bochy apologist. I do, however, believe in evidence, which you have yet to provide.

You have been saying that the Giants really should be spending more money. They increased the payroll from $100 million to $120 in 2011. Then, they increased it to $130 million for 2012. You say that they should have more money, yet provide no proof for that assumption. If the Giants are being run like a business, the front office likely believes that massive payroll increases year-to-year are rather unsustainable. If they say $130 million is the top of the budget, then who are we to argue with that? We do not have access to their books.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually have been on McC longer than you, just with another account.

Aaron Rowand is sunk cost. Should we be counting him? Isn’t Barry still getting paid $5 million or something?

All I really wanted was for Beltran to be re-signed. Ross would be fine as well. I am not advocating for a massive increase, especially over the long haul.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, your comments about SFGate were way off base.

Aaron Rowand is part of the payroll. I don’t think Bonds is any more, but I’m not a hundred percent sure. One way or another, $130 million is the complete number.

Beltran could have been re-signed without increasing the payroll. Like I said, the problem is not whether they have more money, because all indicators point to the fact that they don’t, but how they spend the money they actually have. Re-signing Beltran would have been good. Ross is not much better than Schierholtz, and Nate, Belt, Pagan, Cabrera, and Huff will all be getting ABs in the outfield. On a limited budget, the resources are best allocated elsewhere.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My mistake. Someone on SFGate.com wrote something exactly like what you wrote.

I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree on the money part.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Fiiiiiine. But if we don’t argue, what are we supposed to do during the offseason?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

GRM, OGC, and ScottInMarin were on McC before me, too.

Your mileage may vary.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. What a dumb charge.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Charge?

Someone on SFGate posted something exactly like this in response to a comment of mine. I thought it was the same person.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the “Imma pull seniority on you, little whippersnapper” move that you did upthread.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

/ waits for Grant to post he was here before anyone.

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by nvsfg on Jan 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm…. now I’m curious.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

You seem to be constantly defending the ownership and the front office. Makes me wonder who you are.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A logical positivist.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems to me that you’re constantly attacking them. Do you have any evidence to back your claim that they have more money? They upped the payroll 9%. It’s not the money they don’t spend, it’s the money that they do that is the problem.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is coming from the same person who wrote this:

I imagine Quentin now is about as bad as Burrell was in 2010.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about defense.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you even read the subthread?

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he just used common sense.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Sweeney Red Sox

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants increased payroll around 9% this year. If they say that’s all they’ve got, I’m inclined to believe them. Even if they have more money, that’s all they’re going to spend, so it’s silly to think otherwise.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If they say that’s all they’ve got

They haven’t.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Baer said it on "Inside the Clubhouse" recently;

it’s not the first time they’ve said they are about at the break-even point, either.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What? They specifically said that $130 million is the payroll cap this year.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And have pretty much been saying it since the start of the offseason.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you talking about the payroll? Yeah, the payroll has been artificially set at around $130 million.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is what they state is their break-even point, so that’s all they’re going to spend.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is what they state is their break-even point

After money has been paid out to ownership, yes.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a baseless assumption.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s true that they are indeed broke, why don’t they come out and say it?

A lot of fans think they are being cheap.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s true that they are indeed broke, why don’t they come out and say it?

Well, they’re not broke. They’re just not making much money. And they did come out and say exactly that.

A lot of fans think they are being cheap.

That doesn’t mean they are.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re just not making much money.

Where did you learn this from?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I’ve been saying, the Giants have been officially and unofficially pointing to $130 million as the payroll cap, as going any higher would make the team unprofitable.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

as going any higher would make the team unprofitable.

I don’t know how you know this. They have also indicated they’re conserving resources to re-sign Timmy and Cain.

Even if they did come out and say they are barely making a profit, they could be lying.

There really is no way to know unless they open the books. They stopped the city of San Francisco from publicly doing this when they were trying to reduce their stadium tax back in 2005.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

“There really is no way to know unless they open the books. They stopped the city of San Francisco from publicly doing this when they were trying to reduce their stadium tax back in 2005.”ah

Yeah, we need to put a stop to this kind of shenanigans

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That may be what they say

But it’s almost certainly false. Do you think their revenue has increased by less than $40M since they won the World Series with a $90M payroll? Were they losing money in 2010?

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Care to provide any justification whatsoever?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

They signed a new TV contract after winning the WS. I think it’s fair to say that it was worth many millions more than the previous one, but since they don’t disclose the terms, we have no idea by how much. They raised ticket prices by about 10%, and then sold out every game. And they have, obviously, substantially increased merch sales.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a useful link

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2011/33/baseball-valuations-11_San-Francisco-Giants_339175.html

If you want to put faith in Forbes’ reporting. If you do, then yes the Giants have more money, but no, Charles Johnson is not swimming in his vault full of gold coins a la Scrooge McDuck.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I've looked at it before

I put some faith in it, since I do believe they’re doing their best. But frankly they’ve not got access to the information they would need to calculate that stuff. AFAIK they don’t know the terms of the TV contract, they don’t know how much the team’s getting for luxury boxes, they don’t know the terms of the various sponsorship deals, and they don’t know how much the team is making from its 25% stake in CSNBA (and it’s not clear that there’s even an estimate of that revenue included in “operating income”). To my knowledge the team does not make any of that information public, and even if they did it’s not audited.

In short, we’re talking about a situation where no outsider could ever know how much money they’re making, but the club’s officials have every incentive to lie and claim poverty and no chance whatever of being caught in said lies. My experience is that people who have an incentive to lie and know that they will never be caught for lying will almost certainly lie.

by taliesin on Jan 2, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

There's also the problem of their ownership structure

If there were one clear owner calling the shots, then he/she might be more willing to forgo a profit. But the more owners, and the more of them who aren’t billionaires with FU money^5, the more voices there are going to be arguing for a larger profit margin.

Depending on how their ownership agreement is written, a few recalcitrant minority holders (or even one) might be in a position to put the kibosh on any deficit spending.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 2, 2012 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

one of my tin-foil hate theories to the Fall of Bow Tie is that he got a little too big for his britches and decided he didn’t need no stinking Ownership Group and started to make decisions without really consulting them. Like with payroll budget. Or like with his compensation package. Not so surprisingly, the Ownership Group didn’t like that.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know why anyone would believe what they say

When they have every incentive to lie and absolutely none to tell the truth.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t blame most of the league for not wanting to give a multi-year contract; sentimentality issues aside, I might actually prefer Melky over Cody, if only because of the age issue. Neither should be playing CF at this point, and doesn’t really hit enough to be a desirable corner outfielder.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL not wanting to play in a pitcher's park

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by CalBear949 on Jan 1, 2012 5:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Either he’s desperate, or he’s using them as leverage in negotiations with another team.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How is everyone?

Less rage than I expected about Quentin.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

He’s basically Pat Burrell without the constant womanizing. He’s not bad to have, but there are a lot more things that the Giants did wrong this offseason than not go after Quentin.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder nobody cares
He’s basically Pat Burrell without the constant womanizing

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell’s better in the BB OBP department.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

True. Quentin is younger and not injured, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s also possibly more of a clankmitt than Pat.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Contract year!

Best…..shape….of…..his life!

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine Quentin now is about as bad as Burrell was in 2010. As Quentin gets older, he’ll get even worse. He’s not under contract after this year, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine Quentin now is about as bad as Burrell was in 2010.

LOL

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about defense.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He is usually injured, though.

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by rotorueter on Jan 1, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Quentin would have cost the price of an Affeldt and would have fit in with the stupid contract year theme.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Less rage than I expected about Quentin.

Maybe people are remembering the days that we were clamoring for Joe Crede and Nick Johnson.

I’ll also be interested to see how he of the .253 career BABIP hits in that mausoleum.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap. I didn’t realize his career BABIP was so low. He’s got a 13.6% career infield fly rate. That’s nuts.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, it may not be as nuts as I first thought. I thought 10% was pretty high, but there are apparently a large number of hitters in the 15+% range.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had a career .300 BABIP, his career line would be more like .287/.373/.537.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, even as a total clankmitt (-10 runs/150 in LF), that’d be a pretty fantastic line.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much Adam Dunn, pre-2011.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a really good comp. And Dunn pre-2011 was pretty fantastic.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. A 5-win player, if he kept that level of production as a DH.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Prior to 2011, if one were to completely ignore/zero out Dunn’s fielding contributions, he had a darn near HOF-type trajectory.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

To use the term “contributions” loosely.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by speckops on Jan 2, 2012 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh and it’s raining…[for sunday night football that is]

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

creepy looking lady is creepy

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

I don't care what all of you say

that beef crunch burrito from taco bell is good

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by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried this once

It’s terrible.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Taco Bell

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re young, you’ll get over it.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

follow @NeilHamburger for important Taco Bell news

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilHamburger

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

important taco Bell news = food poisoning alerts?

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, you already subscribe to Mr. Hamburger?

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get where the taco bell = butt pee or food poisoning meme comes from. I’ve never gotten food poisoning there. Jack in the Box gave me bad food poisoning.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t eat any of that stuff anymore. Every so often I get fast food like when traveling and it always messes me up. All of them.

LOLOLD

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I worked with someone who left to go work at Taco Bell within their marketing team.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he responsible for the Fourthmeal campaign ?

A concept so heinous it made Urban Dictionary.

1. fourthmeal

a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.

Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don’t do everything the TV tells me to. I think I’ll have a salad. Besides, if you think you’re going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.
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by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No. He left mid 2011 – far after the whole fourthmeal thing

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 2, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That dude was doing the chicken dance!!!

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

GO LAKERS!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I BLEED GOLD I BLEED GOLD

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by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And yellow.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, purple.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I think I’m pretty sick, you guys.

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by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s “Forum Blue.”

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by Murray, Present on Jan 1, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT THE TELEMETRY

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

A little late

But Happy New Years, nerds.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

We’ll excuse you since you probably slept most of the day.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

I’ve been awake since noon.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy New Year, and congrats on Arsenal winning.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 1, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

We needed it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Cowboys

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by D4P on Jan 1, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

Not much of a game. We switched over to House Hunters

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What city are they in?

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by D4P on Jan 1, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to answer this (about the game) when I realized you were talking about House Hunters. Carry on.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We just watched one where they were in Lima, Peru. Now we’ve got one where they are in SF.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The International episodes would be a lot more interesting if

they didn’t always involve wealthy Americans/Brits/etc. looking for vacation homes.

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by D4P on Jan 1, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey ! I saw that one..really.

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by nvsfg on Jan 1, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The last few international ones we’ve seen have been people relocating due to jobs. Maybe this is a new season, I remember those vacation ones…“Oh poor you, needing a house on ‘the continent’ for your vacations…”

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve mostly seen job-related International episodes. But I have to admit, I love watching the ones with the super rich people, because it’s fun to see all sorts of crazy homes.

I love House Hunters On Vacation, because it brings the extreme luxury extravagance that I love to fairly normal families.

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by mymclife on Jan 1, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I like looking at the houses in other countries, especially like the middle east. They were in Morocco the other day, interesting.

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by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I excitedly turned on HGTV when I read your comment, then was met with Holmes on Homes, which is pretty awesome but no House Hunters.

There is one on at 7 which has a couple from India looking for an “affordable home in Manhattan,” which should be interesting.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Jan 1, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see an H on H episode where ANYTHING was actually put together correctly.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah we dvr’d these from yesterday.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, the realtor on this episode is interesting.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Jan 1, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Choice quotes

“I am not licensed in New Jersey nor do I want to be licensed in New Jersey. As far as I’m concerned, we’re in the tundra.”

“One bedroom convertible. I totally made that up. Sometimes you have to do that to get the sale.”

“I can’t do miracles, even though I look like Jesus.”

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Jan 1, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds more like a used car salesman!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

pfffft out here it’d be more like Holmes Inspection.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh look, honey!. This one still has all of it’s wiring. We’d be beating the meth addicts.”
“I don’t know, dear. That just means the market hasn’t bottomed out yet”

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“Which gang controls this neighborhood?”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

the best thing about all this absolute real estate bullshit is that it would appear that someone left a cat behind, and she showed up here and she’s the sweetest thing ever.

the worst thing is everything else.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t want to buy in Sacramento. The closest to Sac we’d get is probably Orangevale. We’d prefer Granite Bay or Loomis or something.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you guys were looking more up towards Auburn even?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that was last year. Mr. Merope isn’t working in Rocklin anymore.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I grew up in Orangevale/Fair Oaks. It’s a nice area.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Jan 1, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good, this one has galvanized plumbing! We’re safe.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

what's up nerbs?

Sabean do anything particularly stupid the last few days?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

RDF’ers are pleased

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

RDF

Really Damn Funny?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rainy Day Fund

you been gone a long time, Dr.

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They're like birthers,

except about the Giants’ moneyz.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

austerity advocates, writ small

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Law Of Averages® will prevail!

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Here:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/23/2657894/one-last-hope#86515461

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it's been said.

But I am compelled to note that the length of your tagline/signature is rather distracting.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think just using the first letter of each word would be the greatest acronym ever

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with the good Dr.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 1, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

I remembered that one once it was spelled out.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Accies are in seventh place out of ten

No promotion this year.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

bummer

I’ve been too busy re-immersing myself in economics.

reading…I guess I’m not a real American.

Plus, hot damn am I pissed at the giants

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t we all?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

no

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 1, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well said.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jan 1, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

You gotta pick a pocket or two.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

With David Akers’s 10 points today, he finishes with 166 on the season, fourth all time behind Shaun Alexander in 2005 (168), Paul Hornung in 1960 (176), and LaDainian Tomlinson in 2006 (186). He would have tied Alexander if he had kicked a field goal instead of passing for a touchdown today. Of course, he is already first all-time in field goals attempted and made in a season.

The 49ers’ first playoff game will be his 20th, tied with Tom Brady and second behind only Adam Vinatieri among active players. Jerry Rice has the record with 29.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I love musicals

Everybody dances!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

2012 Giants: The Musical!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking this, too

LOL

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Kick a tire or two!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“Once More But Without Injuries”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants do South Pacific

Sabes sings, “I’m gonna wash Zito’s contract right outta my hair!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Some enchanted evening
I will spot a veteran

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy-haiiiiiiii

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes Bochy sings, "I’m gonna wash Zito’s that rookie contract right outta my hair!"

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson on the Roof

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were a rich man

Oh wait, I am

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn't my voice

That was a major leaguer speaking.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I Dreamed a Dream (About the Offense)

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to be a closer in Russia, yo

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy to Huff

I would do anything for you

(I think I’m giving away what movie I’m watching)

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ask for more gruel?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Who will buy...

this wonderful panda hat?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Picturing an poor, pathetic orphan straight out of Dickens wondering around asking people if they’d buy his panda hat is one sad image.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“Straight out of Dickens” was a huge success for Victorian era East End brass band “C.W.A.” (Cockneys Wif Attitude)

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This made me chuckle aloud.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

COL

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

does he lipsync?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 1, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Owww, oooo, my toe!

by Bar None on Jan 1, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody pants now

Pants pants pants pants pants pants

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Brian Wilson

is
Danny Zuko!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hear him sing

“You’re The One That I Walk”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I was scared because there were about 250 new comments since I last checked here, which was well after the niner game ended. Got me worried that the Giants made another stupid trade or something.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pre-raging now.

Beat the X-mas rush!

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT BRIAN SABEAN DID!

Quick, someone tell me what he did. I’ve been ignoring the news for two weeks.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have purchased the contract of Tim Tebow.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Just as long as he doesn’t have to throw from the outfield or pitch, he might not be any worse at short than what we have

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

‘Can he play short’ must be heard a lot around the old brain trust these days.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not your man. Been doing that too, at least for sports

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I can picture Brian Sabean acting like Bill Sykes

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

I can picture Brand Belt singing "As Long as He Needs Me"

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

As well as “I’d do Anything.” Play, left? Go back and forth from AAA to the majors? Play winter league ball? “I’d Do It”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, ladies!

I have a rainy-day fund, and it’s more than adequate.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

For those who want to plan ahead

The 49ers will host the highest remaining seed on Saturday, Jan. 14 at 1:30 PM on FOX. This will be the early game for the Saturday divisional games.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

and to finish Murphy’s thought…

There’s a nite game that nite, in NE. NFL to Candlestick: No mas!

Sucks they had that lighting problem.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

see, this was all a ploy. Force New England to play a night game, which is sure to be quite cold, at best. Get them out of the way so to soften up the field.

Harbaugh plays 3 dimensional chess

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’ll snow, I like snow games.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

heck yeah

where they have to keep clearing the yard lines.

and when even in HD it looks like the Ice Bowl on a tiny B&W set

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, Merope, it’s the Hockey Classic tomorrow.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, Hockey Classic is cool.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah
the time has been changed to 3pm …east coast time I think.
Sharks play the ’nucks tomorrow too.
That should be a regular MMA match.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know if it’s snowing back in Philly but the hockey classic is one of the best things to watch in sports, ESPECIALLY if you have a big screen HDTV

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor has it that there will not be a Classic west of the Mississippi.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Future ones

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was reading that they want to do one at Yankee stadium but have to wait until some football contract [college bowl game] runs out.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The game won’t be as much fun if played in something that’s not cold and snowy and not surrounded by hockey fanatics. Playing the game at AT&T would be fun but not the same thing.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Tahoe!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no venue large enough, is there?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS !!

These guys would love for it to happen
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lake-Tahoe-NHL-Winter-Classic-Game/126570594043067

But the NHL is not likely to let it happen.
http://slapshot.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/31/perhaps-new-york-will-be-next-stop-on-winter-classic-schedule/

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Lame.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 2, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pinstripe Bowl!

Featuring such luminous matchups as Syracuse-Kansas State last year and Rutgers-Iowa State this past Friday.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this year the Meadowlands Super Bowl?

Or is that next year?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This year is in Indy.

Some sort of homage to Tale of Two Cities, I suppose.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone knew early on that the Colts wouldn’t be playing the Super Bowl in their own stadium.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dawn @lettergirl
I’m watching the new episide of Hoarders. Guy spent billions on a house and filled it with crap. Oh wait. It’s the Cowboys game. My bad.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

the highest remaining

AKA the Saints.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Saints beat the Lions otherwise the 49ers hosts the winner of Falcons-Giants.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and, as I typed that, the Lions committed 3 penalties.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you are overlooking my implicit suggestion that the Saints will beat the Lions.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If a 7-9 Seahawks last year (yes it was in Seattle), could be the Saints, the Lions could win.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

beat the Saints

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a big difference

between the Saints playing on the road at Qwest Field, and the Saints playing in the Superdome.

Average score on the road, 2011: 27-24
Average score at home, 2011: 46-18

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Lions beat the Saints in the Superdome, especially after getting carved up by Matt Flynn, it would almost definitely be one of the biggest playoff upsets in a long time.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to step on the toes of Niners fans, but a Saints/Packers NFC Championship would be absolutely awesomely fun. Like a 53-48 Arena Football League shoot out

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening night of the season

was a good indication of this.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also,

I can’t really feel too bad about losing to the Packers or Saints. I’d love to win, obviously, but those teams are really fucking good.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think those are the two best teams in football so that’s the big game, right there (AFC isn’t as strong as I don’t trust the Pats D)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The AFC seems soft this year. Sooner or later someone is going to take a stand and not allow the Patriots to outscore them 35-0 in the second half.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s only really two other teams in the AFC who are really good and that’s the Steelers and Ravens- The Pats didn’t have much competition. The Saints and Packers had tough games in their own division

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And as was mentioned earlier, Mendenhall may have torn his ACL today.

Ravens-Patriots AFC Championship, in all likelihood.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And Big Ben hasn’t been the same since he broke his thumb and his ankle’s still messed up. They’ll make mince meat out of Tebow and that’ll be it. It’ll be fun watching them make that mince meat, though

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah: Bengals, Tebows, broken Steelers and broken Texans is not really an inspiring lineup of also-rans.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it me or is there more mediocrity in the NFL now then there was 10 or 20 years ago?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

I think the teams are just really imbalanced.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it seems like the injury bug bit a lot of teams this year – possibly as a consequence of the lockout – but yeah, dregarx is right that parity is out of whack in the NFL.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That too, but what I initially meant was that the teams themselves are imbalanced.

Brady and Brees posting record passing yards, but the Patriots have a ridiculous defense, and several teams (9ers and Ravens/Steelers to some degree but especially the Broncos and Bengals) appear to be nothing but defense.

Funny little distribution of talent.

by dregarx on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. That too. I think the Pats and Packers are the two worst passing defenses in the NFL.

But who knows why that could be? Maybe the Niners could clean that up with a couple more receivers and a new QB.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Can we sign Matt Flynn this offseason? I’m watching highlights from the Packers game, and he looked way better than Alex Smith has ever looked.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When you throw for 400+ yards and 6 TDs, you will look better than Alex Smith has ever looked.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I just mean in terms of ball delivery. Other than the Grant TD, which was mostly receiver produced, Flynn showed off his arm really, really well. Vertical accuracy, back shoulder throws… he was hitting everything.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Glutton for punishment

I’m intrigued by what the niners will do in the off-season

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 1, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I see it too- you can either have a great offense or a great defense so as a team, you have to decide which way to fully commit. (It’s sort of like a certain baseball team has decided that they want to be the Ravens’ of baseball)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ravens offense isn’t that bad.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rice is awesome, but Flacco is kind of holding the team back

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Niners scored two more points than the Ravens this season.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the Steelers but I hope the rout the Tebows.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

They can lose to the Pats or Ravens in two weeks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But then you still have smug Tebow fans

Broncos beat Bears in OT with two mistakes by Marion Barber, 2 FGs and it’s “TEBOW WINS AGAIN. BEATS THE BEARS”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow drove them all the way to the 42 yard line!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow made the Raiders lose.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

But there’s no shame in the Tebows losing in the first week; they’re supposed to. It would be humiliating for the Steelers to go down to such a gimmick of a team. I want to taste the schadenfreude.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, but the morality battle- Big Ben the Rapist vs Tim Tebow the Second Coming?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 1, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll LOL at that, too.

Tebow has been so talked to death and over-analyzed by this point, we’ve all had a chance to see his (lack of) football skills in action. He had one play today where he got, like, seven seconds in the pocket without a Chief within five yards of him, and he still missed his target by a mile. From a pride perspective, the Steelers have a lot more to lose than the Broncos.

The only people still pretending that Tebow’s victories are Gifts from On High are people who don’t actually watch football. And I couldn’t care less about their blatantly uninformed yammering.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN’s Skip Clueless and Woody Paige slobbers all over Tebow.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said.
blatantly uninformed yammering.

I mean, I guess I should have said “people who don’t actually watch football and professional trolls,” to be fully accurate.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Feels kinda like the 90s, where it seemed like the game between the two best teams in football was always the NFC championship game… Usually Niners/Cowboys/Packers

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Saints three losses this season were all on the road.

The Saints beat the Lions convincingly earlier this season, winning 31 to 17 at home.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lions went 10-6 this year.

But only 1-5 vs playoff teams, beating only the Tebows.

Not a good sign.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Larry Baer is talking RDF on my TV.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

What the hell?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Baer said it on “Inside the Clubhouse” recently;
it’s not the first time they’ve said they are about at the break-even point, either.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don’t think that means what you think it means.
by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 6:25 PM PST

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I never noticed how much I like your sig until now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t talk about the organizations revenues/profits or the “reserve fund”. He talked about the teams payroll in response to a question from an audience member.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He said they were spending about as much as they felt that payroll was about at the limit before they would feel they were spending beyond their means.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t recall that at all. Let me check.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He says this:

Each year we will go up some in payroll.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll look at the video.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He did, in a way
Larry Baer 12/14/11:
What we want to do is set our payroll in a range where we’ll be in decent financial shape, around break even…you put yourself in real financial peril, having to pull the plug and then really pull back.

He was talking about conserving money for future seasons.

Here are other mentions:

Henry Schulman Dec 23, 2011:
According to the Giants, their break-even revenue point with attendance at 3.25 million is $130 million, which is where the payroll is set.

Susan Slusser December 28, 2011:
San Francisco must draw 3.3 million to operate at its current level, according to club officials.

Of course, they could be lying. Some people on here seem to think they only tell the truth.
You should also consider that maybe they view dividend disbursements as a liability similar to player salaries.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the team pay a dividend? Does anyone know how much?

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted the Ratto quote from 2005 that mentioned a 2-3 percent range for shareholders. I’ll look for more info on it later on.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they only tell the truth. I just don’t see a compelling reason to suspect that they are lying.

American justice system, and all that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was really just referring to garbanzo24.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you replied to me, and the point stands.

As for the Inside the Clubhouse quote, his answer was in response to a fan question as to why we didn’t get a big bat. The answer, in short, was “we’re spending as much as is feasible for running a business.”

We’re speculating on what things we can actually assess. I’m not really interested in a tinfoil hat routine, and until I see anything to corroborate the notion that there is money to spend other than emphasizing different shades of “allegedly” in various quotes, they will remain innocent until proven guilty.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

"we’re spending as much as is feasible for running a business."

That’s not true. He was referring to long term planning of the payroll.

I have posted a lot quotes on the various aspects of their business. I’m not pandering in conspiracy theories. Remember when the Marlins and Pirates were exposed as being very profitable?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Long term or short term, it’s all spending. Money spent is money spent. Now, that money is in effect invested, but with ticket sales maxed out it’s not hard to imagine that the payroll cannot continue to expand at its current rate.

I honestly haven’t seen anything remotely convincing. Just cynical speculation by Ratto, and according to team sources. Your continued insistence pretty typical of conspiracism, tbh.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Baer was saying that the team could spend on big free agents now but could have fiscal problems down the road.

ticket sales maxed

Ticket prices are going up for next season. Some by a lot. There’s also Variable Ticket Pricing, which basis the price of individual game tickets on demand. They’ll make good money on that.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well once they’ve made that money, then they can spend it. I’m fine with not counting my chickens before they’re hatched… Especially when they’re someone else’s chickens, you don’t have access to the henhouse, and the only window is blocked by some creepy dude name Forbes .

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Furthermore

Much less be convinced that they are lying.

As garbanzo said, the allocation of the money they have spent is pretty concrete, and therefore actually merits debate. Just like the Giants have more pressing needs than a fifth outfielder, there are reasons to criticize the FO much more relevant than money that may or may not be there to be spent.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Spending $9.5 million on two lefty relievers when they had other pressing needs was terrible.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand why they did it – if I am reading their intent correctly – but yes, it could have bought some other pieces that would have a greater likelihood of meaningful returns.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Having 2 is a luxury. It’s not spending the $9.5 million on those two. It’s spending it when they didn’t have the funds to spend where it was needed.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hindsight is 20/20, of course, but I’d obviously rather only re-sign one, trade Sanchez for prospects instead of Melky, and re-sign Beltran.

I’d probably disagree with you that having two is a luxury. Having two FAs of that type is somewhat of a luxury, but it can be tough for a ’pen to only have one lefty.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I said it the moment they bought both back.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t a criticism; I was just talking in terms of raw math. Beltran will make about as much as Melky and Affeldt or Lopez combined.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Reliever platoon advantage is overrated.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I consider Ross to be a valuable 4th outfielder.

Forbes says they had operating income of $30 million for 2011.

I assume this means all the extra merchandise sales and the overall revenue boost as a result of the World Series victory wasn’t counted for 2011:
http://bayarea.sbnation.com/san-francisco-giants/2011/3/23/2067664/mlb-merchandise-sales-up-in-2010-champion-giants-team-sales

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant 2010 Giants income.

2011 will be posted in March of 2012.

The World Series revenue boost should show up in those figures, including the MLB merchandise ranking.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

BIRTHER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

2012 won't be kind to the 49ers

Here is their road opponents: New England. Jets, New Orleans, Green Bay, Minnesota plus the NFC West.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

...

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They get the Lions, Bears, Bills, Dolphins, Giants, NFC West at home.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That lineup, on the other hand, is kind of a crapshoot. Those teams could be all be 10-6 or 6-10. Except maybe the Dolphins. Poor Dolphins.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the media will push Harbaugh vs. Schwartz part II.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, this is true.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap

They’ll be rewarded for SoS in the computer poll, though.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

The Rams’ schedule was crazy this year.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They have Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Washington, Jets, NFC West at home. Chicago, Detroit, Buffalo, Miami, Tampa Bay, NFC West on the road.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing their division is weak.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

A, B, Select, Start

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Punch

punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Too bad New England isn’t in SF. Tom Brady has never played at Candlestick. The Pats played here in 2008 but Matt Cassel was QB.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ih hoppen

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

With the benfit of of 20/20 hindsight

I’ve come to the conclusion that mixing red wine, white wine, champagne and tequila was more likely than not, a mistake

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

You are a braver man than I.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope it wasn't all in one glass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually if it was all in one glass I'd be less hungover

Instead it was separate glasses, but more like 10 of them

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by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Tequila with all that was not a good idea.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Tequila is always a good idea.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Not with red wine, white wine AND champagne.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The mistake was the white wine.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 1, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you like mescaline, too.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer, Vodka, Whiskey and Limoncello.

I should be able to eat again sometime next month.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

and of course champagne.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Fireball Whiskey:

2 awful tastes in one bottle.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Kid, you’re a candidate to be an alcoholic.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d vote for that candidate.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

Only on weekends.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 1, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

recent research shows that smart kids drink more, do more drugs.

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I would guess that this is a product of affluence rather than intelligence.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps

but lots of shit’s cheap

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, though I don’t really regard disposable income as the culprit so much as how parenting happens (or doesn’t) in affluent communities.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m neither affluent or outstandingly intelligent. Just bored.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 2, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

damn it

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 1, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No post hoc ergo propter hoc, please.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit! At least you're young

Hangovers get tougher to bounce back from as the years pile on

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I get them really bad. I just feel sick all day.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 2, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I drank some nice ginger ale.

And was in bed by 11:00. No hangover!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe.
We were in bed by 7:30pm.
Asleep.
Mr. caught an airplane cold.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude!

He just got over the death flu.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

2011 taking it’s last [I hope] shot. He just keeps getting sick. He’ll feel better for a week and then he’ll get sick again. They’ve done lung xrays, O2 levels, and about a gazillion other tests and everything’s “normal”. Which I guess is a good thing, ya know…but man, it’d be nice to know wtf is going on.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope he gets healthy and stays that way.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, me too!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I drank some Taiwanese snake blood and lost some weight.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jan 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But you ate lasagna and gained it all the fuck back?

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

no, no..

..he said Taiwanese snake blood.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer, champagne, whiskey, and a shot of tequila for me.

I still feel pretty shitty.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 1, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Takeo Spikes

Never played in the playoffs. Played for a bad 49ers team. Leaves for San Diego and the 49ers make the playoffs not the Chargers.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

God, the AFC West is such a fucking mess these days.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

of course niners didn't need him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

if they'd re-signed him

would bowman have gotten as much PT as he did?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

In was thinking this today as I was watching the Raiders game. I feel sorry for him but the Niners are better off.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 1, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, look, Star Wars is on.

It’s the end, tho. That tie fighter pilot looks kind of like Rags. Oh, well, he’s dead.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

PORKINS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, actually, it's not ep IV

It’s on the ice planet. Oh, here comes Darth.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

was it zev senesca?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha, he does look like Rags!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

GIS sez

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

See!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

I am going to end up watching all of Empire Strikes Back now.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you could do worse things with a sunday night

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Wait, is Iron Chef on?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ESB is def the best Star Wars movie

but damn, the John Williams music is off the hook. I wish you could turn just the music off

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there was a new ep tonight

I’m still not entirely sure if I’m going to start watching every episode. Geoffrey’s, certainly, and probably Michael Symon because he’s adorable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally have a crush on Mike Symon.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the ep tonight

was Bobby Flay and someone else vs Morimoto and someone else

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Seen that one, I think.

Unless it’s a new one.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's new.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Two Iron Chefs are teamed up with special guests in this All-Star Kitchen Stadium battle. Marcela Valladolid, who appears on Food Network’s ‘Mexican Made Easy’ is paired with Iron Chef Bobby Flay; and Andrew Zimmern, of Travel Channel’s ‘Bizarre Foods,’ joins Iron Chef Masuhara Morimoto. Judges are Penn Jillette, Donatella Arpaia Stewart and Simon Majumdar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a tough panel of judges.

WTF, Penn Jillette?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than Jill Zarin. Did you ever watch Geoffrey’s debut? She was the WORST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Apparently, it’s not on OnDemand.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That's too bad

I think they’ve been reshowing it periodically on FN though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF is the point

of Kevin Brach? Is he just Alton Brown’s boyfriend or something? I want his job.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they want to see if they can get the chefs to snap and kill him

If Alex Guarnaschelli sticks around as Zakarian’s sous-chef, it might happen eventually.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly he's on EVERYTHING on the Food Network

Well, he was when we last had Dish, about a year ago.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved it when she said she didn’t like fish. Um, sweetheart, the secret ingredient is trout.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 1, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the secret ingredient?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No idea!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

‘Frogfish again?!’

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently it was "Sea Whistle Salmon"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Just put it on.

Flay gets the cute woman, and Morimoto gets the giant bald guy.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Flay creeps me out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don't like Bobby Flay.

I love Morimoto, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to try Morimoto's restaurant in Napa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Bring money

A lot of it

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

it would be for a VERY special occasion if I went.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could afford to eat gourmet food

like more than once a year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

His whole roasted lobster ‘épice’ is “only” $38

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“Surf and turf” is $45

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

8 ounce washugyu filet is $80

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is the whole dinner menu: http://morimotonapa.com/images/menus/dinner_menu.pdf

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

20 bucks for an iceberg wedge?

Jezooks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably best to do the tasting menu for $120

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Lunch isn’t cheap: http://morimotonapa.com/images/menus/lunch_menu.pdf

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How about spend $25 on a morimoto imperial pilsner 25 oz.?

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oops $30

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

if I went, I'd probably do the tasting menu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

if that is the Chef’s choice, that is $120

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

like I said

it would be a very special occasion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering what people spend on bicycles in this town..

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

http://morimotonapa.com/

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My beautiful and talented wife is making fun of me for not knowing that, as if it were common knowledge. This is the same thing she said about the cocktail, the Dark and Stormy, as if everyone and his mother had been a sailor in the Bahamas once.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Check it out. There is a menu posted.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dark and Stormy is not an uncommon cocktail, AFAIK.

It’s not like you had never heard of a martini, but I wouldn’t call it obscure.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was being treated like a whisky sour.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Dark rum and ginger beer over ice, with lime. Admittedly, it’s more popular with the Brits and their extended family.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Officially, the sailors claim, it must be Black Seal.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It does. Goslings.

I think it’s more of an east coast drink.

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by speckops on Jan 1, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking limeys.

Me, I can’t wait for the McC Bartender Manual.

by wcw on Jan 2, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not the sailors who claim so

It’s Goslings, who have, rather obnoxiously, trademarked the drink. The bright bulbs in the government who allowed this to happen are of course “really” to blame, but even in business the fact that you can get away with something doesn’t make it morally acceptable to do so.

For some reason in terms of liquor this sort of IP assholery has clustered in the rum space. Because of this I recommend that people not buy Goslings and especially not Pusser’s. This is made easier by the fact that Pusser’s is nasty.

by taliesin on Jan 2, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Morimoto is making a print of his fish.

He thinks presentation all the time.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We tried Cat Kora's restaraunt at Disney World

Wasn’t impressed

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh

I’ve always thought Bobby Flay is awesome. Like Morimoto, too. Don’t care much for Kora or Simon. Wish Batali was still on the show. Don’t know anything about the new ones.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Symon is so ridiculously likable though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the episode where it was Symon vs. Duff. It was like bald Highlander.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, Duff

Whenever I catch parts of that “Ace of Cakes” show I always find myself wondering how much weed they smoke.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't hate him or anything

He just doesn’t do it for me.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

all I really know him from is Next Iron Chef, one episode of ICA and the two episodes of The Chew that Geoffrey was on. But they left a good impression!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean Iron Chef America

The real Iron Chef is the original Japanese one.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ftfy

The real only Iron Chef is the original undubbed Japanese one.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit

I left out, uncut.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rokusaburo > Masaharu

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I heart Michiba. And I don’t even like mayo.

by wcw on Jan 1, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My TV has Return of the Jedi on and it just started at 9 PM.

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by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate ewoks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Broadcasting that he has requested is stupid. He basically just weakened their leverage in getting a fair trade, since teams will now know Cousins wants out. Not that these things stay a secret in the NBA.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

When reached by phone, Cousins’ agent, John Greig, said he wasn’t informed of the Kings’ decision until Westphal’s announcement. He declined comment when asked if Cousins requested a trade.

“I have no idea what the Kings are doing,” Greig said. “The fact that I’m just finding out about this announcement now speaks volumes about them.”

Here’s the Sactown Royalty thread on it. As a bonus, the link takes you to the beginning of the subthread that ends with 22gigantes getting banned. It took him exactly the same number of comments over there (64) as here! At least he’s consistent.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 1, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There aren’t enough scoundrels in my life.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, George Lucas would be making movies in his garage right now if it weren’t for Harrison Ford.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And here I was going to make a KOTOR joke. Beat me to the punch.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CARTH ONASI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

actually i thought canderous was the best

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I only just started playing this morning.

I am not far at all, but it hasn’t exactly aged well.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Atton was the best male NPC

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 1, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I never played II

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea of scoundrels are better than the reality

At least, that is what people who have spent any significant time with me say.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They were right. The scoundrels are fun for a while, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Look what happened to Han.

Once you meet the right girl, you will change.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Flay better not try sashimi against Morimoto.

I mean, really.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

probably a good idea

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

If you play a must-win game, and the other team doesn’t punt once, somebody’s gotta go.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

before or after the game?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 2, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how they dub Morimoto

even though he is speaking English.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

So the new sherlock aired today

pretty much the best show on tv
too bad moffat is basically george rr marting about writing it
three years between seasons

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, that was today?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 1, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

unless youre waiting to see in on pbs
then its a few months

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think so

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Just now checking on all this.

Bummer. Guess I will wait for the PBS airings. I would… you know… obtain it from elsewhere, but… eh. I should probably clear my DVR queue or finally start Sons of Anarchy. But, Sherlock is a fantastic show.

And the RDJ Holmes 2 was as good as the first one. I liked it.

by Every6thDay on Jan 1, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I never obtain things from elsewhere

unless they are paid for by the public
so even though I don’t pay taxes in england I don’t have the same moral qualms about it as i do about obtaining things elsewhere from private companies where they’re actually losing money and such
I donate my money to pbs and npr every year just to be on the safe side

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

ie i basically only torrent from the bbc and pbs

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to do anything that was broadcast OTA, too.

But I haven’t bothered to setup all the software to do that since I moved. I only have qualms when it comes to movies, music and pay cable (if I am not already paying for the channel, anyway). With On Demand and streaming, I am not as desperate for content I miss because of a wonky DVR or because I just didn’t bother with it the first time as I used to be. We live in great times!

by Every6thDay on Jan 1, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN's bias is showing

The New York Giants didn’t win. The Dallas Cowboys lost.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 1, 2012 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

To be fair, the Cowboys' losing is much more relevant to America than the Giants' winning.

I’d warrant that more people actively hate the Cowboys than care at all about the Giants.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 2, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Skeptical Bochy is skeptical

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

adam dunn is like aubrey huff, only without a rally thong, a WS ring, and a contract ending after 2012

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

where did adam dunn come in?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 1, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

its a revolving conversation

it started when someone suggested trading jonathan sanchez for adam dunn, and will conclude when someone suggests trading barry zito for adam dunn.

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

in a nutshell, worse players could be on the giants than aubrey huff

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

According to WAR

Alex Rios and Raul Ibanez and that’s it!

by Every6thDay on Jan 1, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

well, i looked up adam dunn, and he had a -2.7 WAR to Huffs -0.9 in 2011.

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

True!

Neither point is greatly diminished or bolstered by the addition of one more player who had fewer plate appearances anyway!

Thanks for bringing melted chocolate to a fight nobody was having!

by Every6thDay on Jan 1, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

are you saying it melted in my mouth or my hands?

...

by joseclemens on Jan 1, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Just take your walk.

by wcw on Jan 2, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL SOX

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 2, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Like Manny Burriss...

LOL US

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 2, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember a Sanchez for Dunn conversation.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 1, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 2, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Since the SBN search function if fubar’d you can pretty much say you said anything you want.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 2, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

We can? Oh boy!

Grant once made an extended and heartbreaking confession about his crippling addiction to hardcore argyle fetish sites.

It’s from a few years ago.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 2, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I kind of liked Ivan Lendl when nobody else did, but that’s as far as I went.

by non sequitur on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, we don’t have to worry about Adam Dunn because he is not a dead body dragging down the Giants. Aubrey Huff is.

by Every6thDay on Jan 1, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

why is the wall behind him disgusted with the sun god

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 1, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to look back and forth between the pic and this comment two or three times before I figured it out.

by taliesin on Jan 1, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Who else is watching “Center Stage”?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:43 PM PST reply actions  

I go to Columbia

I have impeccable hygiene, and here’s my number

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and, ask my about my “rainy day fund”

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh fuck

I love when ‘high art’ dancers go to get schooled in the art of dance with the ‘ethnics’

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been working my way through “The Franchise” for the first time, and just got to the brawl with Philly; I had almost forgotten what a prick Victorino is.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Jan 2, 2012 12:37 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t think I ever saw it after, like, the fourth episode; after a while it just felt sort of pointless.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 2, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Credit to groug for digging this up

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/9/1/605611/mlb-trade-rumors-giants-of#8474817

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 2, 2012 1:30 AM PST reply actions  

I like the replies to that comment

LOL FairWeatherFan! LOL SoFa King Mike! LOL Delorean!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 2, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha…like the Giants will win the 2010 World Series

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

for some reason, I like the idea of the Nationals doing well

instead of just being NL Orioles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 2, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The Nationals doing well would not make me angry. How great would it be to see the Phillies and Marlins payrollpalooza struggle in 2012.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 2, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Nationals doing well would be worth it just to hasten the demise of DC’s love affair with the noxious Redskins.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

How the hell did that happen

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

My twitter feed this morning

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Peter Gammons just really likes that band.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 2, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So apparently the most popular new Year’s resolution is to drive like a FRICKING ASSHOLE.
I drove 4 miles round trip, and saw 2 people run through red lights and a few other strange interpretations of the rules of the road.
Be careful out there people.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

c'mon, america

is today a holiday, or not? sheesh, make up our minds.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

it is for me!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 2, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

Except I had to go in and do a few hours of work. I will be compensated with a secret day off of my choosing.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw a parade on TV, so I guess it is.
1/2, National Mic Check Day.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 2, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs a taste test

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 2, 2012 11:12 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

This is a poll

My favorite answer is “Gromit”.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 2, 2012 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

It's Mittens, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 2, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what i call him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 2, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeesh.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 2, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Doug Benson @DougBenson

The one thing Rick Santorum has over Newt and Mitt is an adult first name. #Iowa

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jan 2, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Gauchos with ropes on horses.

Looking less than stellar, but maybe their particular group is one of the more “free interpretation” lariat groups.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 2, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

OT

Stayed up late watching Manhattan, Crimes and Misdemeanors, then Bananas. It was a very good night.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 2, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

nice suite!

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 2, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

new post

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/2/2677259/new-years-resolution-i-will-give-brett-pill-a-chance

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 2, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

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