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Searching for Ryan Vogelsong; Waiting for Something

The SB Nation search engine is borked right now, so I can't find the first McCovey Chronicles mention of Ryan Vogelsong. But I'm sure it was as a punchline six years ago. "Say, the Giants should trade for Ian Snell. Anyone got Ryan Vogelsong's number? lollololol!" There's a fascination with certain never-weres that doesn't go away. There will never be a sentence, for example, that can't be improved with a Jamie Brewington mention.

The best movie of the year, for my money, was Green Lantern, a splendiferous, thrill-seeking romp through the galaxy Jamie Brewington.

Works every time. But then the dangedest thing happened. Vogelsong turned out to be fantastic. In a season where the Giants were right to moan about bad luck, they sure got pretty lucky on that move. From AAA wash-up to spring-training invite to All-Star in a few months, Vogelsong was one of the most unlikely stories I've ever followed as a Giants fan.

Last March, we were hoping for some magic from either Jeff Suppan or Brian Lawrence. Turns out it was Ryan Vogelsong. Ryan Vogelsong. So strange. And now that we have that season out of the way, it's perfectly reasonable to expect something similar every single year. Cram the logic, stat dorks! We're spoiled, and we have a taste for redemption now.

Two possibilities have emerged from the shadows, and the first interests me for obvious reasons, while the second one is even more interesting to me for less obvious reasons.

The first is Boof Bonser. Back in 2002, when I was figuring out how to start an interblog, my then-girlfriend came home from school one day with a copy of Waiting for Godot, and it got me thinking about how we baseball nerds often spend time waiting for a pitching prospect who would never show up. That led to Waiting for Boof, which was where you could find consistently brilliant analysis:

I wouldn't put (Joe) Nathan on the team if it were a competition between him and Jeff Juden. Nathan is the owner of a 5.46 ERA in 556 innings above A-ball. I don't care if he's touching 92 again, he needs to have, at the very least, one decent season in the high minors before he is considered for a bullpen job in the majors. If he came up today, he'd be slotted right behind Greg Bruso on the organizational depth charts.

What I meant was that Nathan was probably going to be one of the most consistent closers of his generation, but the formatting got all screwed up.

Anywho, I've always had an attachment to Bonser because of this, even after he was traded to the Twins in a minor deal. And now he's back with the Giants on a minor-league deal. Is he as good of a gamble as Vogelsong was? Oh, of course not. Bonser actually had some success in the majors. He's probably a better gamble.

And, hey, he had a 9.8 K/9 in AAA in three-plus innings last year! As a future All-Star? Well, jokes aside, the former-Giants-prospect-to-future-Giants-All-Star is a hiccup that the universe isn't likely to recreate anytime soon. But Bonser had a minor-league career that suggests he could be a decent-enough replacement to keep in a glass case. He probably isn't going to be ready until the middle of the season, if that, because he had Tommy John surgery, but it's still nice to see his name in the organizational depth chart.

As an oft-injured former Giants prospect whose velocity declined years ago, he sure does make a swell comparison for Vogelsong, though.

But via Giants Nirvana, we have news on another exciting lottery ticket:

Yusmeiro Petit, a 27-year old former #Marlins, #Dbacks RHP, signs a minor league deal with #SFGiants: several sources from his native Vzla

Oh, man. Yusmeiro Petit. I don't even have to write anything new about him because I can just copy and paste my love letter to Brian Lawrence. I'm a sucker for those control mavens:

YearAgeLevERAIPBBSOBB/9SO/9SO/BB
2003 18 Rk-A- 2.30 74.1 10 85 1.2 10.3 8.50
2004 19 A-A+-AA 2.20 139.1 41 200 2.6 12.9 4.88
2005 20 AA-AAA 3.60 132.1 24 144 1.6 9.8 6.00
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table Generated 12/29/2011.


Petit was about as interesting as a non-Giants prospect could get for me. There were whispers that his "lack of stuff" and "homer-prone tendencies" were going to "lead to him washing out of the league and resurfacing as a minor-league deal when he was 27 after doing just okay in the Mexican League," but I never believed them. Turns out those whispers were spot on.

But he has to have some talent if he was able to just waltz into AT&T Park and just shut down the 2009 Giants, right? No mere mortal can do that sort of thing.

He's just as much of a long shot as Voglesong was, or Bonser is, but it's still a name that makes me a little happy to see associated with the Giants. It would probably be scorched-earth time if the GIants actually had to use one of these two guys, but as long as we're greedy and expecting the next Ryan Vogelsong, these two names will do perfectly for now.

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Giants should have gotten Micah Owings

Make him an outfielder and he’s one of the best hitters on the team: Career Line: .286/.313/.507

Then he can mop up duty every now and then.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

I wish this post was 100% jest.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, without the sarcasm font I can’t tell the difference.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This joke has been done before

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/12/2632282/decision-2011-giants-keep-fontenot#85557163

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Well,

I have the stats to back it up!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

True...True

my comment was more like a Howie comment.

/ looks around for howtheyscored.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in the old thread still.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

#howtheygotchopped

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How many crotches did you grab?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I count zero. Keep working, kid.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think the Diamondbacks actually intended to give him some ABs at first.

He was such a horrible fielder that they gave up on that, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He Would Do Better Than Most

Heck he could hit cleanup with the Giants collection of banjo hitters.

by The Sear on Dec 29, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

When did we have D-Will?

I seem to recall reading a waiver-wire story about it. But since it was so long ago, I swear it was a figment of my imagination.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

2010

That was also the year that the Giants won the World Series.

by QuakeFan on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WTH

I looked that up. did we really sign him and where the heck was he? I remember nothing!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Dec 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Minor leagues

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn...

Too bad it wasn’t the good D-Will…

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by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I like “Ryan Vogelsong”, but “Ryan Vogelsong, Fourth Starter” makes me just a little nervous.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Yep. I hope he keeps it up but I’m not banking on it.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he might be okay. If you strip away luck from his 2011, it was still a very fine season.

Just don’t start regressing his walks, pls.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Please, please, pleeeease dear god let Vogey have a better season than Zito. A LOT better…

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by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lol U

he was traded to the Twins in a minor deal

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

I lol'd too

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Vogelsong references from the past

November 9, 2005

Dave Littlefield: Brian, hey, this is Dave from the Pirates. Look, I was just sitting in my office trying to figure out how to send a robot back in time to make sure Ryan Vogelsong was never born, and I had a kind of “Shining”-moment. All of a sudden, my body got cold, my hands got clammy, I started to shake…. You aren’t complaining about a trade that didn’t work out for your team, are you?

lollololol!

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

November 16, 2009

Maybe Lincecum winning another Cy Young will cost the Giants an extra two million clams. Maybe. But I’ve watched William VanLandingham tease us with potential. I’ve listened to the KNBR lines burn up after good games from Jamie Brewington, Allen Watson, and Ryan Vogelsong. I’ve watched hundreds of games featuring the close-but-no-cigar promise of Russ Ortiz and Shawn Estes. I’ve watched Joe Nathan build the bulk of an unlikely Hall of Fame case in a different uniform.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Jan 4, 2006

The late-’90s saw the Giants play each year with a top heavy organization of mildly-interesting pitchers. The names would just rotate out. It was like a baseball Menudo. Youngsters create excitement, youngsters outgrow the excitement, youngsters are replaced with carbon copies. High draft pick with early professional success? Jason Grilli begat Kurt Ainsworth, who begat Jesse Foppert. Mid-to-low draft pick shooting through the system? Joe Nathan begat Ryan Vogelsong who begat Erick Threets. In this analogy, Nathan has to be the Ricky Martin, who built a career after Menudo. Sorry, Joe.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This is from Pants Man

November 8, 2005

My wife still reflexively answers the rhetorical question “Who let the dogs out?” with this sentence, and if McCovey Chronicles was around in 2000, this would have been my #1 choice for a t-shirt slogan:

“Vogelsong Let The Dogs Out!”

Ryan Vogelsong is arbitration eligible. I see nothing in his recent history that suggests we should pursue him, but I feel obligated to mention the man who gave us such a wonderful sentence. Oh, and Jason Schmidt. He gave us Jason Schmidt, too.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

May 11, 2009

I don’t mind trading a guy like Kurt Ainsworth or Ryan Vogelsong for an established starter – or even a live-armed lefty for a pre-arbitration catcher, but the mystery trades for Wayne Franklin and Mike Stanton still kill me. I’m curious to watch [Shairon] Martis pitch.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wayne Franklin

I did not care for Wayne Franklin at all. Had about the same level of dislike as Jim Poole.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Finley likes him.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not care for Wayne Franklin at all
I did not care for him when he threw the ball
I did not care for him on the mound
I did not care for him when his arm was wound
I did not care for him, not at all

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather not watch him here nor there.
I’d rather not watch him anywhere.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the only time someone said this:
I’m curious to watch [Shairon] Martis pitch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, someone signed him to contract . I’m sure they may have uttered those words.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Olney is embarrassed the Rosenthal scooped him on the Keith Law story

I kinda would be

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

You aren’t the Olney one.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/golf clap

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet Tiger had that.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Without the golf

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Olney the Lonely

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Olney you can make this world seem bright

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Olney if for a night

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no you there is Olney me.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

There is Olney Zuul

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Help me Obi Won Kenobi...

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooohhh ! So Close
Help me Olney Won Kenobi…

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Olney you can prevent forest fires...

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There Can be Olney Jaun

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 30, 2011 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I remember Yusmeiro Petit!

He’s kind of interesting. I hope Bonser makes an appearance sometime during the season, so we can all shout, “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.”

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

We should do a meet up at a Grizzlies game.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am there.

Literally. I am in Fresno.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Last time we did it was in Sacramento. That was a little more doable than Fresno for most folks, though I am going to try to plan a Fresno trip this year.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me know.

My wife and I try to make it to at least one Fresno game a year. Might as well be that.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one? If I lived there, I’d have season tickets! ;-)

But, seriously, I will definitely let you know if I do a road trip.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet scout’s busy…uh…scouting in the summer time.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably true. June and July are my slowest months at work, which is nice. I get to a lot of River Cats games, even.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually you are right

We run one of the premier boy scout camps on the west coast. And I am assistant camp director.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Junior strawhats?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The wife and I have no kids.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll probably be in Fresno during the summer!

Well, Visalia, but I’d prefer the Grizzlies over the Rawhide most days

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

such a dumb name

I’ll always call them the Oaks.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

How the California League ought to be

North:

Bakersfield Blaze (It’s a dumb name, but Bakersfield is a dumb city)
Modesto A’s
San Jose Giants
Stockton Ports
Visalia Oaks

South:

who gives a shit

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL re: the South Cal League

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a team in Adelanto. Maps are my favorite thing in the world and I have only the vaguest idea of what an Adelanto is.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 30, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I have only the vaguest idea of what an Adelanto is.

It not anyplace you want to go young man. I believe it’s the Inland Empire 66’ers right ? Angels Single A ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 30, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Boof in Vegas?

I love living in Vegas. The 51’s always get the Griz in town twice a year. Though it’s not as fun with them being a Blue Jays team rather than a Dodger affiliate. It was a BLAST chanting “Beat LA!” and everyone around me looking at me like I was nuts.

That and sitting behind the Griz dugout out and shouting “Ort Ort Ort!”

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by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

I wouldn’t mind a little Vogelsong insurance as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WE HAVE NO MONEY BECAUSE OF THE BALLPARK DEBT AND ITS TOTALLY OK

I typed that slowly in Goofus’ honor

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

bad back

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tortured… your presence is requested in the New Year’s thread, somebody is thinking about singing.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I shall remove there anon.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The SS Reyes has sailed

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants Should Sign Trade For Jose Reyes

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He gets to play in the shiny flipping fish statue ballpark.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Next to Grumpy Ramirez

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER TO EARLY TO START THE MUMBLING

What is Bochy going to do with 3 RHP and 2 LHP in the rotation? Because of his awesome fascination with stupid things I would not be the least bit surprised if we see a rotation of:
Timmy
Zito
Cain
MadBum
Vogelsong

Simply because of R-L-R-L-WellemeyerVogelsong thing, and whenever Zito does his whole “I am just going to walk everyone and be pulled in the 3rd inning!” act, Cain can be there to rest the pen the next day.

Basicallly I cannot trust Bochy to run the pitching
Timmy
Cain
MadBum
Vogelsong
ZitoMota/Surkamp

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Lincecum
Bumgarner
Cain
Oswalt
Vogelsong

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I worry that if we sign Oswalt

His back will sign a deal with another team.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If that happens, the Giants can revert to the rotation they will end up having to start this season anyway.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain? SECOND??? WTF are you thinking man?

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a big fan of his weird righty/lefty thing but I have more than enough trust in how he uses that pitching.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't the whole 1-5 rotation thing

kinda of irrelevant after the first week?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s why it always bugs me when “analysts” will talk about how so and so might have a better seasons this year because he’s slotted in the #3 spot in the rotation, and therefore won’t be matched up against elite pitchers.

Hello, have you see the baseball schedule? Have you watched a season?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw laughs

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And somewhere...

A Timmy weeps, seeing the scoreboard say 2-1….

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I always like it when the Giants make these types of moves

We’ve actually had quite a bit of success with fringe/mediocre players getting better, washed up guys having ressurections and waiver-wire/trash bin pickups

Joe Carter
Jason Schmidt
Jose Cruz Jr.
Andres Torres
Aubrey Huff (2010 version)
Ryan Vogelsong

It’s not perfect, of course. Ryan Klesko just typed that for me because he has nothing better to do. And I’m still miffed that we didn’t pick up David Ortiz was waived by the Twins. But we still have a pretty danged good record.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Grip was a pretty good dumpster dive as well

Well, for 2 seasons anyway.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This statement is correct. It was pretty hard to dislike Grissom.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that's kind of the thing with these types of moves

They don’t last for very long, usually.

Carter lasted for a couple of months.

Schmidt was one of the best: good for two seasons and great for two seasons

Cruz was good for us for one season. Then he dropped that ball and wasn’t brought back.

Torres had a down year last year. Who knows how good he will be in the future.

Huff had one good year and one terrible year for us. Next year, who knows.

Vogelsong…we shall see.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Cruz Jr.

thanks for bringing him up again
/stabby

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I still like Jose Cruz Jr.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I still feel bad for Jose Cruz Jr. poor guy.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

One dropped fly ball….

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he got a raw deal. Other mistakes were made.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He tossed me a ball that Kevin Brown hit for the last out of the inning once at Dodger Stadium.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a good Giant

His 2003 was really good.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Uribe.

by boonitez on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SL
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

For every move you mentioned...

There are two or three bad ones.

Michael Tucker
Jamey Wright
Wilson Alvarez
Danny Darwin
Miguel Tejada
Edgar Renteria (not counting the WS)
Aaron Rowand
Dave Roberts
Matt Morris
Armando Benitez
Shea Hillenbrand
Steve Finley
Edgardo Alfonzo
Brett Tomko
LaTroy Hawkins (ya, remember, we had him at one point…)

And the list goes on… and on… and on…. and on….

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by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

None of those (except perhaps Finley, Wright, and Tomko) falls into the category of move I was talking about

I’m talking about moves that are low risk moves, mostly. Obviously the Giants have made a ton of moves that haven’t worked. But comparing good moves to bad moves in the aggregate was not my intention.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Andres Galarraga

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 30, 2011 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

.

Grant’s first mention:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2005/3/8/174019/1247

First comment:

I think we owe a debt of gratitude to Ryan Vogelsong (he brought us Schmidt0
by kenshin1 on May 1, 2005 12:12 PM PDT actions
Nice…to see that Vogelsong’s arm has recovered sufficently to throw 94 mph fastballs
by kenshin1 on May 1, 2005 12:14 PM PDT up actions

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

I will go all apeshit if the Giants “find” the money to pursue Roy Oswalt.

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by garbanzo24 on Dec 29, 2011 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

MADDUX MONEY!

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

All they needed that season was a solid closer and they would have made the playoffs.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Will we be saying at the end of the 2012 season that all the Giants needed to make the postseason was Beltran back?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

mlb.com video: Yusmeiro Petit was strong over six innings as Arizona blanked the Giants 08/28/09

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=6334355&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_6334355&v=3

I remember this game. This was right after the Molina pinch hit homer game.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Reynold’s monster blast to center field.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s only effective against the Giants. He won’t be effective when he’s on the Giants.

by TBRMKane on Dec 29, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

3.9 Million?
The Braves, Rays, and Mets are among the teams looking at Ryan Theriot, reports Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com (on Twitter). The Reds and Rockies are also said to have interest in the infielder, who was non-tendered earlier this month.

Theriot, 32, hit .271/.321/.342 in 483 plate appearances for the World Champion Cardinals last season. He only stole four bases (in ten chances) though, ending his streak of three consecutive seasons with 20+ steals. Theriot had been in line for a $3.9MM salary his third time though arbitration according to our projections.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Slightly OT: Anybody see this yet today
“@sfchron_sports: A’s owner purchases hotel in San Jose "

Lew Wolff feeling pretty confident ? http://sfg.ly/t18VfB
LOL the comments.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Nah

he did that with Fremont too.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they are trying to force the issue by acting like it’s a done deal.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody mentioned it on KNBR.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is from the Chron article yesterday

P Magowan needs some meds

“I’d be amazed that, with all the public reassurances we’ve received from Bud Selig over the years, he would change his mind on this matter,” Magowan said. "He’s a man of his word, a man of integrity, and he has been clear and direct in the past about reaffirming our territorial rights

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/27/MNE21MHCKK.DTL#ixzz1hxU9waLe

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Magowanthony
Fans, RDFomans, customers, lend me your panda ears.
I come to bury San Josaesar territorial rights, not to keep them.

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And Buddus is an honorable man.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Few things worse

than a lukewarm burrito in desperate need of salsa (which I don’t have).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

I have some chili. I’ll share.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

There are many things worse than that.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

I couldn’t really find the words/phrases. Also, #1stworldproblem

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

cayenne and microwave

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by foothillsfan on Dec 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting
Here are 10 things I think I think about the upcoming year:
2. B.J. Upton is the next Matt Kemp. The Dodgers’ Kemp combined his experience and raw talent to take a huge step forward at age 26, nearly winning the NL MVP award. Tampa Bay’s Upton has long shown similar skills — he just had his second 20/20 season — but a very high strikeout rate has prevented him from hitting for average and getting on base at high rates. As with Kemp, though, Upton, 27, has years of experience as he reaches his peak, and will take a big step forward next year, cutting his strikeouts, hitting .290 and pushing for the AL MVP award, while getting the Rays to the postseason again.
3. David Price is the next Clayton Kershaw. Like the 2011 Dodgers, the Rays will watch two young stars take big steps forward. Price quietly had a better year in 2011 than he did in his “breakout” 2010, striking out more hitters and walking fewer while carrying the highest workload of his career. Like Kershaw, Price will build on this improvement to be the best starter in his league and win the Cy Young Award.
10. The Reds will win the World Series. The AL has, arguably, the five best teams in baseball. The NL has that kind of parity at the top, though at a lower level of performance. In a short series, though, that doesn’t really matter — and we’ll see that again in 2012, as the Reds, winners of a weak NL Central, ride the bats of Joey Votto and Jay Bruce into the World Series, where rookie catcher Devin Mesoraco and a deep bullpen dispatch Texas in six games. The Rangers, winners of 94 regular-season games and the AL West, become just the third team — and the first since 1913 — to lose three straight Fall Classics.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/joe_sheehan/12/20/predictions.2012/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a3

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

4. An even number of teams will make the playoffs.

Heh, I remember all those times when an odd number of teams were in the postseason…

by jhawx on Dec 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

correction

3. David Price Madison Bumgarner is the next Clayton Kershaw. Like the 2011 Dodgers, the Rays Giants will watch two young stars take big steps forward. Price Bumgarner quietly had a better year in 2011 than he did in his "breakout" 2010, striking out more hitters and walking fewer while carrying the highest workload of his career. Like Kershaw, Price Bumgarner will build on this improvement to be the best starter in his league and win the Cy Young Award.

Addendum: Matt Cain will be the third best starter in his league.

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Bumgarner reminds me of Cliff Lee. Tall lefty, few walks, effective cutter, similar velocity, etc…

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that Cliff Lee was terrible when he was Bumgarner’s age.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless he’s putting them in the mouth of the person on the other end of the call.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t David Price significantly older than Kershaw as well?

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes the “next Kershaw” line even odder. Cliff Lee could be the next Madison Bumgarner!

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

(If only he were that good and ever won a WS.)

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No!

Cliff Lee: 119-69
Madison Bumgarner: 20-19

I encourage you to check out Fish Stripes, Catch-28 and my twitter.

by EricW on Dec 29, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner: 8 innings, 6 Ks, 0 Rs.
Cliff Lee: It is … go-one!

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

WINZZZ

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Votto went 1 for 11 with 0 BB in the 2010 NLDS.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

IKR?

Saying some hitter is going to carry a team in a post-season series seems foolhardy. The small sample size of PAs gives you a lot of great hitters who do poorly and a lot of obscure hitters who do great.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahem

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Boof Bonser? Really?

We really need to sign Cain. I’m worried.

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by BaySean on Dec 29, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

Especially in light of stuff like this.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

just, wow.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Signing Boof to a minor league deal to see if some day we can get some useful innings out of him has nothing to do with Matt M.F. Cain.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course it does!

This also means that they have DFA Posey and Panda next year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Passan is worried
If the financial restrictions on the San Francisco Giants are as legitimate as this offseason portends, they could struggle to sign Cain and Tim Lincecum, due to hit free agency after the 2013 season. And considering they’d be wise to eye extensions for Buster Posey and Madison Bumgarner, the Cain-or-Lincecum choice may well come down to that. And knowing just how much Lincecum means to the franchise…

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=At1q0ABucN.9rQ5wAbRZgEkRvLYF?slug=jp-passan10_degrees_2012_free_agents_hamilton_ichiro_122612

Which means the Giants will sign both.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain means so much more.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to LOL so hard when the Giants don’t re-sign Cain this off season.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW !

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of all the players I want the Giants to keep, Cain is at the top of my list.

It’s going to hurt seeing him in a Yankees uniform.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I told you to STOP THAT RIGHT NOW !

I had a long night at work last night and I am not in the mood for any shenanigans.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I bet it’s the SAWX

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What if he is wearing that awful uniform in Los Angeles, Colorado or Arizona?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If Cain’s in a Rockies’ uniform, he’s got nobody to blame but himself

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They pretty much have to now

The ownership mantra was “no bats because we need to keep the pitching staff together”. Letting Cain reach FA would be unspinnable from a PR perspective.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Letting Cain reach FA would be unspinnable from a PR perspective.

Speak the truth Lars, Speak the truth.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And be sure to ride Baggs and Shulman hard when they don’t call the FO on it, Lars.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people believe whatever the FO tells them

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing is, guys like Cain and Timmy are the core of the team. The Giants at least need to keep those players in order to keep the fans you speak of faithful to the team.

If they don’t, all hell will break loose. Although I think it will be easier for them to part with Cain than Timmy. If they do loose Cain to free agency, maybe they’ll go all out to lock up Timmy to a long term deal to pacify the fan base.

I personally prefer Cain over Timmy, if it came down between the two.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

With the "gotta take care of the pitching" mantra

Anything less than both is a failure

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll sign a “big bat” the next off season to make up for it.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So you mean like maybe

a golden-crowned flying fox ?

I dunno, large bats like that are apparently an endangered species. It’ll cost ya.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

the giants are looking to fail

this whole strategy was doomed. too much rainy day fund and too little motivation to spend.

An since they have two great pitchers and bumgarner in the wings why bother? I am sure that has occurred to them One pitcher lost wont spoil the whole team

by orange velvet on Dec 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh...
The thing is, guys like Cain and Timmy Bonilla and Bonds are the core of the team. The Giants Pirates at least need to keep those players in order to keep the fans you speak of faithful to the team.

If they don’t, all hell will break loose. Although I think it will be easier for them to part with Cain Bonilla than Timmy Bonds. If they do loose Cain Bonilla to free agency, maybe they’ll go all out to lock up Timmy Bonds to a long term deal to pacify the fan base.

I personally prefer Cain Bonilla over Timmy Bonds, if it came down between the two.

I’m sure 1991 Pittsburgh fans had this thought back then.

/sigh

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The choice Pittsburg made was Van Slyke over Bonds

A terrible choice that was. Just a minor quibble.

Oh, and I think that inferring that the Giants will soon be like the Pirates is a tad alarmist.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bonilla/Bonds comparison is more accurate to me...

Looking at the 1989/90/91 Pirates, Bonilla and Bonds carried that team, more than Van Slyke. And Bonilla hit Free Agency a year before Bonds.

1989:
Bonilla, 24 HR, .281/.358/.490/.848 with 145 OPS+, 5.7 WAR,
Bonds: 19HR, .248/.351/.426/.777 with 126 OPS+, 7.7 WAR,
VanSlyke:9 HR, .237/.308/.370/.677 with 97 OPS+, 3.4 WAR

1990:
Bonilla, 32 HR, .280/.322/.518/.841 with 132 OPS+, 3.7 WAR,
Bonds: 33HR, .301/.406/.565/.970 with 170 OPS+, 9.7 WAR,
VanSlyke:17 HR, .284/.367/.465/.832 with 132 OPS+, 4.1 WAR

1991:
Bonilla, 18 HR, .302/.391/.492/.883 with 149 OPS+, 4.5 WAR,
Bonds: 25HR, .292/.410/.514/.924 with 160 OPS+, 8.3 WAR,
VanSlyke:17 HR, .265/.355/.446/.801 with 126 OPS+, 4.0 WAR

After the ‘91 season, the Pirates let Bonilla go via Free Agency to the Mets. Bonds followed after the ’92. I don’t think the Pirates chose Van Slyke over Bonds, he just ended up signing with his hometown team who threw a lot of cash at him.

And I certainly don’t think the Giants will be anything like what the Pirates turned into. We have a bigger budget to play with, so the decade of futility wouldn’t follow. Just that they had two “stars” that carried that team, one ended up leaving, and then the other one saw nothing to stay around for. While sad to think about, it is a REAL possibility.

I’m not being alarmist. More realist. The fact that Matt and Tim COULD leave is a possibility. A dark, horrible possibility, but there nonetheless.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 30, 2011 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay

I thought you were being cynical and inferring a Pirate-like run if Cain and Lincecum left

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I think they will still give it a try

“We had our ceiling of what we were willing to offer him, and he just turned us down. I guess it was more about the money than playing with the team who drafted him into the league. And frankly, we are disappointed. With that, I am pleased to announce our 5 year 90 million dollar extension with Ryan Vogelsong! He had a tough year last year, but we fully expect him to bounce back.”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be funny were it not the truth.

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean: “We can’t compete with a big market team like the Yankees. We have to think about Timmy and Pablo etc…”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“We had to take a good, hard look at the rotation, and when you look at it like that, you know that Timmy is the face of this pitching staff, and Madison has too bright a future to risk. So when it came to locking these guys up, we had to realize that we could only keep two without damaging our ability to sign bats for the offense. We tried to work out a deal with Matt, but in the end we just had to save that money for some of these other guys. I assure you, our number one priority this coming offseason will be re-signing Lincecum to a long-term deal.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like seeing into the future.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Can’t resist…It’s the all time adaptable quote.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Green.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been seven years and I still get mad at that quote

Especially the “from an experience standpoint”

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T DO THAT!!!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t realize that “taking care of the pitching staff” means Lincecum and Wilson?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

After Lincecum leaves for Seattle, at least we’ll still have Wilson.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

chasm

I have no particular desire to keep Wilson.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet the Giants do.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How else will we sell fake beards?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/propellers

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand the negativity

but what signs are there that they are not going to re-sign him?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Calbear, I think they’re going to get it done.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’ll spin a good tale but ….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

but aren't the financial restrictions ostensibly so strict because of the cain/lincecum situations

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I am hoping that they are what the RDF is for.

/ god, now I sound like Sabean with all of the hope.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

-Q: How could you use the rain-day fund? Could you use it to pay into a Lincecum contract? What’s the process to convince ownership to tap into it?

-BAER: Are you referencing what Bill(Neukom) called a reserve fund? Let’s call it a reserve fund.

I think that reserve funds aren’t typically used to address player contracts. Reserve funds are to address some major event that happens unexpectedly.

-Q: Like what?

-BAER: A baseball strike. An earthquake. Come up with your calamity.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

-BAER: A baseball strike. An earthquake. Come up with your calamity.

LOL. This still makes me laugh.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fans deserting the team.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It may sound silly but since they still HAVE to pay for the stadium, anything that keeps them from not paying it— an earthquake, baseball strike, zombie invasion— is bad for them. I’m not sure if there’s maybe other ways of ensuring that they’ll be able to pay but for right now, I’m thinking all roads lead back to the Stadium Payments

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s San Francisco, but an earthquake fund? Wut.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaky Day Fund

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumbly Day Fund doesn’t require a logo change.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a rumbly in my tumbly.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a lot better than mine

I guess the English degree lets you do that.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading between the lines I get
Reserve funds are to address some major event that happens unexpectedly. Come up with your calamity.

Like signing both Cain and Lincecum. Losing them both qualifies as a calamity in my book.

That’s my totally optimistic view point and I’m sticking to it.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

-Q: Like what?

-BAER: A baseball strike. An earthquake. Come up with your calamity.

Having Crawford be the starting short stop is my calamity. Go back in time and fucking sign Jose Reyes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 30, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You are unreasonably optimistic.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It cuts both ways. It’s also a convenient excuse for if/when they can’t re-sign both/either.

by Every6thDay on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Justin Christian, Oh the time has come.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

OT: A client of mine just came in for her session, and gave this to me.

Signed by McCovey. #545/1000

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

neat!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well then, there’s an interesting application of the alphabet, on a job announcement:

reqkuired courses:

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

It’s a test. To see if you will boldly speak truth to power when you show up for the interview.

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that… you can’t proof read your job announcement? I ain’t applying for your job /snap

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I love that movie ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No. It is perfectly enjoyable. (Tombstone, right?)

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep..

That one and Silverado too.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I like Westerns.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be your huckleberry.

Fond of Tombstone. I hated Silverado. Unforgiven is the best. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence should be seen by more people.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Unforgiven is very good. Also very dark. I want to drink when I watch that movie.

Did you ever see Open Range ? I will pretty much watch anything with Robert Duvall in it.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s good. Slooooow build, but definitely good.

If I learned anything from Unforgiven, it’s that drinking whiskey turns your into an invincible bad ass.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Open Range was a decent movie,and as you said a very sloooow build, but the cinematography was what really got me. A really “pretty” movie to watch.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

This movie is great.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

One of Kilmer’s best roles along with Real Genius. Yes, I said that.

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Val Kilmer was also fun in The Doors. Way hotter than Morrison.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Salton Sea too.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He was fun in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with Robert Downey.

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie rocked. I need to Netflix it soon.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.”

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Blondes don’t age well.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, I own this movie. On DVD. Not even Blu-Ray.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE IT ON VHS

Well, taped it off of HBO way back in the 80s.

by non sequitur on Dec 29, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he was great in Real Genius. Stupendous even

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It's one of my favorites.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be wrong if you didn’t love it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So you would give these people an F ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps an F -AQ on how to use spell check?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a teaching job?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ah-yup…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently Petit has a very communicative dog
several sources from his native Vzla

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

I used to live with someone who had a Vizsla. Good dog.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They really kick my allergies into gear for some reason.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is odd because
Vizslas are one of the original hypoallergenic dogs, making them well-suited to families worrying about allergies.

http://www.care.com/family-pet-guide-dogs-sporting-vizsla-p1104-q168399.html

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird. The friend I had who had the Vizsla is horrifically allergic to cats, but was never bothered by the dog.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I had some friends in NY who had two of them. They were nice enough dogs, a little hyper, but I could not breathe when they were anywhere in the vicinity.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the thing:

the Giants finally have a whole stable of great home-grown pitching, two good-to-excellent position players with more in the pipe, a WS victory and still we bitch and moan. I guess we will always pine for something.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Enjoy the game?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to 2012, but I feel to be in the minority around here some times.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we all just want baseball to start already.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, it’s like 3 more months. The Sharks are just not as compelling, I’m sorry, but it’s true.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even like hockey much. Handegg holds me over but there is that abyss between the Superbowl and Spring Training.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to get back into the NBA, but I’m already totally bored with it, 4 days in.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to watch the NBA until Kobe Bryant retires.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I just never really got into the NBA. The playoffs can be exciting but even then I wouldn’t want to watch an entire series.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they really need to be two months long?

But what really bugs me is the total lack of competitive balance. You could cut it down to, like, ten teams and it would still work. In fact, it would probably be better.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I have this friend who thinks baseball doesn’t have competitive balance, despite the fact that different teams win it all every year. He’s into football, and worships the salary cap.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you may need to de-friend him.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see a minimum cap in baseball…. I’m looking at you Oakland… but I think the cap and the whole over officiate everything has ruined football.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

minimum floor?

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think would certainly be good for the game as a whole.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, technically, there is. 25 times the minimum salary.

Having a greater floor than that seems like it would impede the rebuilding process.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t watch football anymore. I especially don’t understand people who say baseball is “boring” and then will watch football, in which the action stops every few seconds for minutes at a time.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hold on. Let's not be hasty.

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He openly admires people, and encourages others to do the same. Not crazy, just misguided about baseball. Also, he’s a Pirates fan, so this could explain everything.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The salary cap is one of those things that works for football but which would be awful for baseball.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a huge Kings fan when they were good. I am a total fair weather fan.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped caring about basketball when David Stern gave the Lakers the title in 2002.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I will never get over that. I loved that team, as did the whole city. It was heartbreaking.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I've told this story here before, so I'll do the short version.

My high school theatre mentor and, subsequently, dear friend was dying of diabetic complications in spring of 2002. He was hanging on pretty much exclusively to watch that playoff run. He died about four hours after Game 7 ended

I have deep and visceral reactions to Laker yellow and Kobe Bryant.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. That loss really was traumatic. Outsiders don’t really understand.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the emotional aspect, no.

But that series remains shorthand nationally for Stern Dicking The Little Guy And Other Assorted Shadiness. And that’s not nothing. It would have sucked even worse to be screwed, lose that spectacularly, and be forgotten.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped caring about basketball when David Stern gave the Lakers the title in 2002

It was pretty easy really. My daughter is a huge Sharks fan and Hockey in general. She’s helping me work though my issues during the baseball off-season.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And Dougie’s back YAY…
But they lost to the fucking nucks last night… BOOOOOOOO!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

if the Sharks could only learn to pass! God, the turnovers!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the truth. Every time I bring it up ( like when we watch the Bruins or Penguins) she just shouts me down.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the turnovers? bah…
THE TURNOVERS IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FREAKING NET!!!

gimme a damn break already…

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I would just once like to see them successfully navigate within the bluelines. I swear, the only way they get it into their own zone is by clearing it and getting lucky.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep…I really wanted to watch last night. Had our year end inventory closing. I get to run around with the Auditors and make sure they can count. Got out about 11:30 PM. Now I’m to freaking tired to do anything today except post on McC.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kinda my MO today. With the Mr. out of town I don’t sleep well. It’s been almost a week, so I am DRAG-ging.

I dunno how canofcorn does it, and with kids. I’d be a nervous freaking wreck.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, but I am actually supposed to be working…… Not that you…..would you help me take my foot out of my mouth here ?

I have the same problem when mrs.nvsfg is out of town. It’s funny that when you sleep next to someone for 25 years, you can’t sleep when they’re not there. I usually end up reading until about two in the morning. He’ll be home soon right ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Saturday afternoon.
Huzzah!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of what I did. But in my defense, the team went from being super fun to watch and root for to being absolutely awful and really hard to watch.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But the new guys might make it exciting again! Here’s hoping.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse for me. I hate Spring Training so I need something between the Super Bowl and early April.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

SPRING TRAINING SABOTEUR!

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to 2012 as well and don't think you're in the minority

I think the complainers are just louder.

After Sanchez-for-Melky deal, you’d think from the comments it was the Nathan/Boof/Liriano trade all over again. Then I ran a poll and most people gave it a passing grade or better.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 2012 is going to be much better than people are thinking it’ll be. Once Posey and Freddy get out there and them and Pablo do their usual, it’ll be fun again. And if Belt is treated well….

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It was cool how Freddy kept doing cool stuff when they chanted his name. Then he got injured, which was less cool.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

If Belt is treated well

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I demand perfection.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Play

horseshoes

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i find it kind of ironic

that we’ll have a lineup that’s almost entirely under 30 for the first time, other than, like, huff and sanchez. we’ve all been wanting it for a long time but now we’re all complaining haha.

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it kind of sucks.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well yeah

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it does not! I think it’s awesome. then again, the Huff leash is going to bug me more than ever. That or if Burriss has to play every day because Freddy went BRANG.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If Freddy went BRANG, wouldn't that mean Grantenot plays every day?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I hope so, unless there are problems with the left side of the IN.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like hardcore sports fans just complain a lot. Like, it’s how they discuss things. I think the negativity gets sort of over the top at times (for all sports teams), but it seems to be the nature of the beast.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the sport. Tennis fans just seem to wax rhapsodic about the wonders of their favorite player, and put down people who support others.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

The figure skating fans I know are generally really positive about their favorite skaters, and hatefully snarky about the rest, so that’s different as well.

Maybe it’s a team sport thing.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really get individual sports. How do you pick whom to root for?

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to root for the Americans in skating. But, I also just like who is good, or has an aesthetic that I like. With individuals, they come and go pretty quickly. It’s different than a team, where you’d be a shit fan if you only liked the teams that were good at any given time.

I also have gotten to know a lot of the skaters, so I root for them as you would root for a friend.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

In tennis it’s all about what style of play you prefer to watch. Although, since they keep tweaking all the surfaces until they’re all alike, there are hardly any differences anymore.

/pines for the ’80s

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who looks the best in a skirt.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Golf definitely has good guys and bad guys

There’s some who are easy going and interact with the crowd, others who are spoiled country club brats who think there poop doesn’t stink

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It pretty much boils down to ‘I like that guy/girl’.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s probably easier in individual sports. You like a person’s personality and style and they become easy to root for.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there’s a big part of it that has to do with happiness writing white.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the first rule of entertainment, right? A narrative without drama can only be interesting for so long.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. I definitely feel that a room full of sports fans will move to the drama as individuals to try to either fit in or outdo each other.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees fans are probably complaining that it’s been so long since they won their last World Series.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

’It’s been ages since my Yankees have had their rightful due’

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hell, I feel like we’re overdue

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they probably complained in Spring of 2010.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know enough Yankees fans to know that they are

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't

There are definitely some weak spots but it’s at least average (barring injuries).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

We've never won the NL West two years in a row

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

At least there's always the Rockies to laugh at.

They’ve never won the NL West one year in a row.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins WS wins: 2
Marlins divisions wins: 0

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins WS wins: 2
Times Marlins went through SF to get to said WS: 2

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well cuz we had so much fun in Oct of 2010 we wanna do it again, and again, and again…. but we don’t see management moving in a direction that would make that possible. So we haz a sad.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what sort of gets me is that people tend to move past “management is wrong” to this place where they sound like they think management is purposely trying to ruin the team just to spite the fans. That’s where it just gets so over the top.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it gets over the top when they blame other fans for any disappointment for giving management credit for maybe knowing some things the fans do not.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, where simply asking questions = defending management.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you can be accused of that just by not joining in the ’chasm fest or by defending Calbear.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but that guy totally asks for it.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

You kind of do, only because you must know the reaction you’re going to get, right?

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

I mean I don’t raise points just because I want to get a rise out of someone. I may form an opinion that is as not informed as it should be. Believe it or not, I have changed my opinions on things around here. But then again, that is seen as a negative.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry — my comment didn’t come out right. I don’t think you’re trying to rile people up, and I don’t even think your opinions are that crazy. I just mean, you’re sort of the lone voice on a particular side, and no matter what you say you always get a bad reaction. So, I just mean, you must expect it by now, right?

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not even that out there most of the time. I think people get more annoyed that he changes his mind. You’d think that persuadability would be a good thing, but hardheadedness is preferred, apparently.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, whatever the case, I try not to say much because I’m a wuss. ;)

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was pretty tired of it a couple weeks ago when people freaked out about Beltran.

At this point, talk is pretty pointless. Just need to see the season play out.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He said,

in late December.

/hurryuphurryuphurryup

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have been freaking out too according to the freakout number you posted.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Now this is funny

/ takes notes on self depreciation

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty neutral (maybe neutral-plus) on Sabean/Bochy

But feel sometimes like I’m sniffing their jocks just because I’ll point out their possible motive for something or another way of looking at a situation other than “They’re idiots and I could run the team so much better!”

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I have said it feels kind of like an echo chamber in here lately.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, sir!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There [sic] here!

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m afraid this may be the correct answer

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, if this wasn't...

• In a year in which they put up fewer runs, over a full season, than any defending World Series champ in history, the Giants scored 570 runs. The Red Sox had 570 by July 28.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea how that happened, it’s not like the starting 3B, RF, and LF were out for a month or more, the starting 2B was out 1/2 of the year, and the stud C and clean up batter was out for 2/3 of year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Quit defending management!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, snark is correct.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so you believe that if all those guys hadn't been hurt, the team still would have scored just 570 runs?

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So now he has to defend a position he didn’t even take?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What was his position?

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know. And it was mine…

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well whatever it is, I agree with it.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ME TOO!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Groucho!

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe I read your comment wrong

I thought you were saying that CalBear was merely defending management when he shouldn’t be.

As in Tortured was joking, but you were saying it’s actually true

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Spot. On.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Which then would imply that the reason the giants scored 570 runs was because of mismanagement and not injuries

Hence, my reply

And I know you clarified below

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not so simple minded as to believe that it was solely mgmt and had nothing to do with injuries.

But there is a common belief in sports fandom that if a team doesn’t win, mgmt didn’t do the right things.

I hold to that idea.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's often true

But there’s also a commonly held belief that in order to win, you need to get pretty lucky in avoiding injuries, and I think the team had the opposite of that in 2011.

As I’ve said before, I think if the 2011 Giants had been peoples’ team in a fantasy league, most people would have just said “Aw, screw it” by the time F Sanchez went down and certainly would have by the time Pablo, Burrell, Belt, Fontenot and Nate all went out.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

In baseball, it takes talent + luck to win.

In 2010 we had lots of both.

In 2011 we had lots of neither.

One is managements responsibility, the other is up to the Universe.

Can’t really “blame” the Universe with picket signs.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is untrue.

We had almost the same players, so the talent level was virtually the same. So I guess you’re saying it IS the Universe’s fault.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

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Fuckin’ universe…

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We DIDN’T have almost the same players. Injuries, plus Huff wasn’t the same, Tejada and Cabrera, etc.

It was management’s job to bench Huff and make better moves.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s management’s fault that people got injured now?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and Belt not hitting when he came up.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt had a higher OPS and OPS+ than Huff. He should have been playing; he was better than Huff, even when he came up.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They sucked equally in the beginning of the year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What? No. That’s the Universe’s fault. It’s management’s fault that better moves weren’t made.

As fans, WE knew to not Tejada and Cabrera the lineup and to not Huff when we could Belt.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like

fans knew that Huff was going to be awful in 2010 and that Crawford/Werth were going to be awesome in 2011?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall expressing my displeasure with Huff in May and getting shouted down with SSS.

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by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of us thought Huff was a good edition for 2010, and to be fair, would do well in 2011. But when it was OBVIOUS that Belt was a better option, Bochy should have made a move

As for Crawford and Werth…that was THEIR management, and if they played them, it was their fault.

Werth wasn’t as bad as Huff in 2011. Crawford was bad, and that’s on Theo.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record...

…there were people who wanted the Giants to sign Crawford, Werth and Dunn

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Sure, it’s all a matter of price.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

With good reason. I think the Giants should go after players with long histories of success.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t have wanted Dunn for the right price?

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone who says they saw the dunn collapse coming...

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Raises hand

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lol.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

you expected him to hit .159/.292/.277 a year after hitting .260/.356/.536? you’re good.

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

definitely not the magnitude of the collapse but I did mention that his BB rate was way down and his K rate was way up in 2010. His P/PA ratio and GB/FB ratio, and LD rate were also dropping.

Felt like he was free swinging a lot more. I think last year was an extreme result of those stats.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He also had

extreme BABIP in 2009 and 2010 (about 30 points above his career norm).

Josh Willingham is following in similar footsteps but his stats may remain good just because he’s moving from the A’s to the Rockies.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And, as expected, his BB% went right back to his career normal. LD% (for what it’s worth) was right at his career average. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he bounced back to more or less his career norms next year.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But his BB/K ratio was about the same and significantly lower than his career average. His P/PA dropped even further.

His GB/FB rate remained about the same but his IFFB% jumped (another sign of free swinging). He also got no hits from IF so there was some bad luck.

His 2011 BABIP was extremely low so I do expect a bounce back

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, numbers jump around. It happens.

Betting on a career average with the suitable regression factored in is always the smart money. Unless you have a crystal ball or some special insight, there’s really no reason not to do that.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually look for trends and Dunn’s was not good. I certainly didn’t expect the drop that happened.

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Looking for trends can also lead to extrapolating without merits. See: here.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

True

but it’s pretty much rosterbation. I mean I probably would have not said much had Dunn been good.

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The bottom line, though, is that you were actually right.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But you can make outlandish claims all the time. Make enough of them, and something’s bound to be right.

This is the tactic that I employ in my work.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

As it is in my

:)

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the 6 straight seasons of 38+ HRs tipped him off.

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the RBIs?

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His name is GiantPain.

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

All the players. Bring them to me.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Of that list

Just Werth, but not for the money he got. I wanted him for 80ish. I’ve had kind words about Dunn in the past, and I think he turned himself into an OK 1B after being miscast as a OF for so long, but he was overpaid too.

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I wanted Dunn and Crawford.

Werth is a douche.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Crawford but I didn’t like Werth for the money he would get and, since the Giants don’t play in the AL, I didn’t want Dunn.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

After watching Werth patrol RF in the 2010 NLCS, I was wanting him, but certainly not for what the Nats paid him

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

Oh god, he’s going to Tejada all over the place.

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I’M not cleaning that up!

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Huff thing bothers me about as much as anything

Management knew he came into camp out of shape last year and he still ended up with 370 more plate appearances than Belt.

Maybe the leash will be shorter this year. I certainly hope so.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We agree on both of these counts

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

People seem to forget that injuries/gave us 2010 as well:
Rent/Sanchez gave us 2010 Uribe.
OF DL de jour gave us Pat the Bat and probably Ross too.
Rowand gave us 2010 Torres.
Wellmeyer gave us Madbum.
Molina (suckage not injury) gave us Posey.

The baseball gods are fickle.

2011 gave us Panda back and Vogglesong but took Posey et al from us.
The 2010 hangover appears to have captured the rest.
2011 would not have required even a league average offense, anything better than historically bad would have put us in the playoffs. 2011 gave us Beltran a few weeks too late.

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by fierrpawz on Dec 30, 2011 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think a lot of people thought that when Posey went down, the season was over. And even if we didn’t say it, we sort of knew it. But then the Giants started winning and everybody thought what the hell, they might still be able to pull this off but then when Freddy went down, that should have been the indication that it wasn’t going to be our year. There’s only so many body blows a team can take before it can’t bounce back anymore

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with that is that they were in first place in August.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. That team stupidly kept on winning despite all evidence that they shouldn’t and made everyone actually think they might make the playoffs. If they would have collapsed sooner, everybody might not be so upset.

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by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with all of this is that their run differential suggested they were basically a .500 team.

I think that it’s probably something that’s glazed over a bit in the discussions regarding how much offense we’re going to get back with the returns of Posey and Freddy: the true talent of last year’s team was not 86 wins, and so saying “we only need 4 more wins/40 more runs” is really kind of misleading. If anything, they need probably closer to 10 more wins/100 more runs.

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Outside of a few players I don’t think anyone would have ever drafted the 2011 lineup as their fantasy team.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

You're totally right

We would have been like 25th in baseball in runs scored instead of dead last without the injuries.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't scoring 50-100 runs more made the difference between the post-season?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. So why weren’t those runs scored to make up the difference?

Management.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

100 more runs would've made us a league average offense so yes

But the injuries we had do not account for 100 more runs scored.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Eyeballing it...

…it looks like losing Posey alone cost the team 30-40 runs

You don’t think injuries to Beltran, Sanchez, Pablo, Burrell, Fontenot, Nate, Ross, and Torres couldn’t have been another 20-60 runs?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How did u get 30-40 runs from just Posey?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked at his 2010 and 2011 RAR

2010: 31 RAR in 443 PAs
2011: 14 RAR in 185 PAs

I pegged that as about 35-40 RAR over a full season, with Stewie/Whitey combining for about 5 RAR over a full season.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

it’s just about RAR, there is a cumulative effect. When your backups get hurt and bench is thin, players cannot take days off and get tired.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think assuming Posey was going to be just as good as he was in 2010 is quite optimistic

He wasn’t anywhere close to that pace when he got hurt

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging from the RARs I just posted up there^

He was better in 2011

In 2010, he generated 1 run per 14.29 PAs
In 2011, he generated 1 run per 13.21 PAs

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking this.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That includes a positional adjustment, no? I’m not sure if that’s necessarily a fair comparison since his 2010 is brought down by the time he had at first base.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe so, but wouldn't that help my argument?

He was being used at his most valuable by playing just catcher in 2011

If Posey is a 1B and gets hurt, you can replace more of that offense more easily

If Posey is a catcher and gets hurt, you’re stuck trying to replace him with a backup C

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m saying that the positional adjustment for catcher gets rolled into this RAR total. So in 2011, he got a substantial bonus from just playing catcher, whereas in 2010, he got dinged for playing 1B. I think, if anything, you’d probably want to use oWAR (!) for this comparison.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And all teams deal with injuries

So needing perfect health to achieve an offensive goal is unrealistic

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There's quite a large gap between perfect health and what the Giants experienced last season

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Quit defending management!!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty disingenuous to use the phrase “perfect health.”

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You used the Posey injury

And then made this comment

You don’t think injuries to Beltran, Sanchez, Pablo, Burrell, Fontenot, Nate, Ross, and Torres couldn’t have been another 20-60 runs?

If you need everyone to be healthy to achieve a league average offense you’re in some trouble.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but this assumes awful production from SS, 1B, and CF.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I've actually tried to back up what I was saying with some stats and facts

You’re just bloviating and acting like all that matters is your opinion.

You’re not a very good debator. I, on the other hand, am a master(de)bator

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do it with both hands?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Even assuming your assumption of 35 RAR for Posey

You still need 65 more runs from the rest of the crew you picked.

I think that’s extremely difficult to calculate. Again, injuries happen. Cardinals lost both Holliday and Pujols, Red Sox lost Youkilis, Phillies had Utley out for awhile etc. etc.

Shit happens to every team. It isn’t an absolute defense like you and the FO would like it to be.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was officially joking.

If that clarifies things.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And unofficially?

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand we lost 100 runs between 2010 and 2011 and it was most likely because of the injuries to the major cogs in the machine.

BUT, (Huff, Tejada, Cabrera, etc) + (Melky, Pagan) = more of the same.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll go way out on a limb and predict Melky and Pagan are better in 2012 than Miggy and OCab were in 2011

And Huff 2012 > Huff 2011

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno...
I’ll go way out on a limb and predict Melky and Pagan are better in 2012 than Miggy and OCab were in 2011

Man, that is really a stretch.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It is also kind of dishonest comparison

Melky and Pagan don’t need to be better than a couple of shortstops that aren’t here anymore. They need to be better than the outfielders they are replacing.

Crawford is the one that needs to be better than Cabrera and Tejada.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Pagan is going to be better than 2011 Torres

Melky is going to be better than Ross/Burrell.

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I think it is going to be pretty close.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Close is good, as long as a) it returns us to 2010 level offense, and b) the Rockies and Dodgers aren’t improved and the D-Bags stop their ascending.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The trade for Pagan disappointed me because the Giants gave up Ramirez to get what they already had.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Except Pagan is 4 years younger and has had a 2.0, 2.9, and 1.9 oWAR in the past three years.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It is also kind of dishonest comparison

I got your point, it just struck me funny. I’m not sure anyone could be worse than Tejada/Cabrera. At least with Crawford we should be able to hang our hat the fact that the defense will be above average.

The OF is kind of a toss up for me. I have very little faith that Melky can repeat 2011, but improving over last year should not be much of a stretch. Pagan is basically a younger Torres with slightly less defense right ?

I can get stuck in an old school mindset sometimes. I was watching Hot Stove this morning and they were ranking All-Time 3B. I don’t remember who picked whom, but Schmidt was in there, and then someone brought up Brooks Robinson. Dude was one of my favorite players growing up because he was such a bad ass defensive player. Have our expectations as fans changed so much that those “glove only” guys don’t have a place anymore ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Brooks Robinson could hit far better than Crawford is ever likely to. He was one of the best defenders ever, but that wasn’t all he did.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

but we’re not talking about putting Crawford up as one of the greatest SS in baseball history.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If we look at it by WAR, he put up 27.3 dWAR for his career, which is the most of all time. But he had 41.8 oWAR; that’s where most of his value came.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be happy if

Crawford could be Omar Vizquel.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not going to do that, either.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not?

Have you seen Vizquel’s early stats?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

See it’s the CERTAIN FACT rebuttal to hypothetical wish that turns some of us off.

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by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

And this way of thinking, Vogelsong’s 2011 never happened

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Vogelsong was a highly touted prospect with a pedigree who got hurt

Crawford has never been highly regarded. That’s the difference

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So you don't think...

…if I’d said “I’ll be happy if Vogelsong cracks the rotation and puts up a 2.71 ERA”, it wouldn’t have been met with derision?

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It would have been met with derision, and for good reason

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Unexpected, crazy things happen

I just wouldn’t build a team in a way where that kind of stuff needs to happen.

Call it the “hope like hell” corollary

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Which team doesn't do the

“hope like hell” corollary?

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Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Blue Jays, Rangers, Angels, Cardinals, White Sox, Rays, Braves, Tigers, Reds…

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees: Hope like hell that the rotation holds up and the lineup remains productive

Red Sox: Hope like hell that the rotation holds up and the bullpen doesn’t fall apart.

Blue Jays: Hope like hell that any of their pitchers will be decent.

Ranger: Hope like hell that Darvish will be great and the rest of the rotation holds up without harming the bullpen. Also hoping that Michael Young is good again

Cardinal: Hope like hell that Carpenter finds the fountain of youth and Wainwright recovers from injuries. Hope like hell Berkman plays well again and Beltran/Holliday stills healthy.

White Sox are not contenders in any way and are dumping players.

Braves: Hope like hell that their pitching holds up and Prado/Heyward comes back.

Tigers: Hope like hell Verlander doesn’t get hurt.

Reds: Hope like hell their pitching is decent.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

None of those things

are even in the same universe of hoping like hell Emmanuel Burris/Brandon Crawford.

You don’t get it and you never will.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen who the Yankee’s 2nd starter is? Freddy Garcia is their no. 3.

They are moving Daniel Bard into the rotation at Boston.

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Daniel Bard is a pretty good pitcher.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

except he has been a reliever since 2007. Hope like hell that he won’t breakdown after 100 IP.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s 26/27, so my guess would be that they suspect he’s probably past the so-called “injury nexus.”

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And, that offense is just totally freaking nuts. I mean, they could let almost anyone pitch and they’d still have a shot of winning a lot of games.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the Giants pitching?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m actually a closet Marlins supporter. I only see the Giants pitching when they play the Marlins.

I’m really excited about Reyes and the new HR celebration thingie though.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz

you could put for the Giants:

And, that offenseptiching is just totally freaking nuts. I mean, they could let almost anyone pitchhit and they’d still have a shot of winning a lot of games.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’d say they tried that strategy last year, and clearly it didn’t work.

But beyond that, betting on all your pitchers to remain healthy is a far less sound bet than betting on your position players.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what happened

They won 86 games with the backups to the backups hitting

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully, some of those backups are now starters!

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

One of them

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford and who else?

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Should’ve been singular.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They also have

Josh Beckett, John Lester, and Clay Bucholz for gods sake.

They have Andrew Bailey closing

They had the best offense in baseball last year. Shit happens. Their season went off the rails. Put that team in the NL West last year and they win 97 games and win the division by 10 games.

If you don’t see the difference between their issues and the Giants gigantic issues, I can’t help you

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you come up with this?
Put that team in the NL West last year and they win 97 games and win the division by 10 games.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

AL adjustment.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to know

AZ won 94 games last year. He’s saying that if Boston had been in the division, AZ would have won 87 games.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

I mean the Red Sox would still get to DH right?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You do know how much better the AL is than the NL right?

And how much better the AL East is to the NL West right.

I was speaking off the cuff with the exact numbers no question.

Do you think if the Red Sox, with that team, were in the NL West they wouldn’t have won the division.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also it would be very simple to get pretty close to the numbers I had

The Diamonbacks were 13-5 against the Rockies last season. If I replaced the Rockies with the Red Sox is it that unreasonable to believe that the Dbacks would have gone 5-13 vs. the Red Sox?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So I can randomly pick teams to replace?

Can I replace the dodgers with the Orioles?

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by calbearjd on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If you wanted to know how the Orioles would do in the NL West, that sounds like a good idea.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Or at least, a good start.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don't the Red Sox would've won the NL West

I can’t help you.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

How would they have won 97 games and won the division by 10 games?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So how come you throw numbers "off the cuff" and it's ok?

And you ask me where I come up with something and I actually show you my math and you change the argument or goal post?

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READ TWO POSTS ABOVE
Also it would be very simple to get pretty close to the numbers I had
The Diamonbacks were 13-5 against the Rockies last season. If I replaced the Rockies with the Red Sox is it that unreasonable to believe that the Dbacks would have gone 5-13 vs. the Red Sox?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And answer my question

If the Red Sox were in the NL West do you honestly believe they wouldn’t have won the division?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I never said they wouldn't have

Show me where I did.

I simply questioned how you arrived at those numbers and you’ve either danced around the question or made ridiculous qualifiers

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave u an easy way for what I said could happen would happen

It’s all hypotheticals in the situation I’m describing.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If YOU were the Yankees #2 starter, I would bet them to give you the run support you needed to best Matt Cain’s W-L record.

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Not KFC

Popeye’s

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Vehemently disagree with the "Hpe Like Hell" assertions

These are teams that have confidence where we have hope.

The Yankees merely need their rotation to not fall apart, they KNOW their offense will be there, but they don’t have to hope.

Same with the Red Sox.

The Blue Jays are confident in their org, and have a ton of great pitching.

The Rangers are like the Yankees, with a Blue Jays farm.

The Cardinals just WTWS, they don’t have to hope right now.

My point about thw White Sox is that they are confident, they weren’t “hoping” last year, they knew they had a team put together, its just that everybody but Konerko failed.

The Braves are solid, and they know it.

The Tigers are deeper than you give them credit for.

And the Reds have decent pitching and good young bats.

None of these teams have their fingers crossed like us, althought the White Sox will next season, they didn’t last season.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction

The YankeesGiants merely need their rotation offense to not fall apart, they KNOW their offensepitching will be there, but they don’t have to hope.

What the heck does confidence have to do with anything?

Giants won the World Series two years ago, now they have to hope?

Giants had a great team assembled last year except everyone either got hurt or failed.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s the thing with that though: pitchers are much more likely to suffer catastrophic, season-ending injuries than position players. So hoping that the rotation doesn’t fall apart is a much longer shot than the lineup.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Goes both ways

All teams are screwed if they suffer catastrophic pitching injuries

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Adam Wainwright?

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean confidence in the sense that they build their teams with a sound strategy and plan.

Brian Sabean does NOT do this.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

?

really cuz I think the strategy is to build a strong pitching team in a pitcher-friendly ballpark.

Kinda of like the Yankee assembly a power hitting lineup in their bandbox.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, then that would be a terrible strategy because AT& T is about neutral. It suppresses HR’s, but not 2B and 3B.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, the Sabremetric crowd believes that pitchers will always break down, but position players will not and are worth 6 figure/8 year salaries.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a pretty big strawman. Do you have any evidence to back up this baseless assertion?

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants had a great team assembled last year

They were good on paper, coming off a World Series. IF Tejada could hit, Sanchez was healthy, Huff could play RF and not do his odd/even thing, Torres could live up to his 2010, Ross could be an every day player, AND Belt was ROY caliber.

Problem was, there was A LOT of useless roster filler and no true depth.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

Lets’ see.

OF depth: Huff, Nate
IF depth: Fontenot, DeRosa, Burriss

Not too horrible.

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Citing Burriss as infield depth is pretty funny.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He's the 25th man on the roster

25th.

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by calbearjd on Dec 29, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HE SHOULDN'T BE PAID TO BE A BASEBALL PLAYER!!!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sock puppet!

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm…rite?

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate. Yes. I would rather see him than Cabrera in left. Then we’d still have Sanchez.

IF wise, Fontenot is not depth, he’s the best SS on the team.

This team is a joke the more I think about it.

How can you defend it?

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused

Are we talking about 2011 or 2012 roster?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget that with the Yankees it’s hoping that Jeter and Rivera still won’t show their age and ARod’s knees don’t fall apart.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like these kinds of statements
Pagan is going to be better than 2011 Torres

Melky is going to be better than Ross/Burrell.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Crawford could end up like Vizquel, and I could get admitted at Stanford. Doesn’t mean either of them will happen.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to happen to someone though! They’ve got to fill up those spots somehow!

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...this is a conversation I was not prepared for at all

I was just trying to throw a little rainbows and ponies sunshine into the mix.

/ stops asking questions

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't some of that offset by positional adjustment?
Brooks Robinson could hit far better than Crawford is ever likely to. He was one of the best defenders ever, but that wasn’t all he did.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Only a very small amount.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Brooks Robinson’s first seven years include only one in which he is over 100 OPS+. His first year with 500 PA he produced a 69 OPS+… I think Crawford might actually be able to do that!*

*This does not mean I expect Crawford to turn into Brooks Robinson

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It was meant to be position-by-position

I was just responding to assertation of “more of the same”

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

*wasn't

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do think this is overlooked by a lot of us complainers

And I really think that we are being way too gloomy about the upcoming season. But this off-season has still been very disappointing.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What have they really given us to look forward to? We’ve already been looking forward to a healthy Posy and Sanchez for a long time.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are they?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The front office.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh this has been a bad off-season, without a doubt

But I still think we are probably being too gloomy about the upcoming season.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 30, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.
Get Off Ichiro’s Lawn

by Jeff Sullivan • Dec 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST

Ichiro’s getting older, and Ichiro is very much aware of it. From an interview with Nikkan Sports:

I admit that lately I find myself enjoying Enka music during Kohaku Uta Gassen. I am also more concerned about how young people are speaking and find that my skin is drier. So there are times where I feel like I am getting older.

Today you have read a remark about Ichiro’s skin.

Link

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Bob Fitzgerald

is floating the idea of trading Patrick Willis and 2 no. 1s for Andrew Luck.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

I’d probably go ahead and do this.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No

You can get good QBs in later rounds/picks.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why haven't we gone ahead and picked one up?

An elite franchise quarterback is worth it’s too valuable to pass up. Middle Line Backer in a 3-4 one of the least valuable positions on the field. I didn’t say I would definitely pull the trigger on a trade like this, but not to at least think about it, is absurd.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that came out wrong, but you get the idea.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why haven’t we gone ahead and picked one up?

Because they haven’t been trying. They really, really haven’t.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

the niners need players at other positions in addition to QB

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and trading Willis would be insane

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

For a shot at a Manning-esque QB?

I really don’t think so. I love Willis, only current Niner jersey I own is a #52, but I just think that no one is off limits when the potential to get a franchise QB is on the table.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not insane because the return wouldn’t be theoretically enough. It’s insane because it will never ever ever happen.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This is correct.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take "Shit that will never happen for 2,000."

And he’s getting paid for it!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL this

Total sportsradio dumb trade that would never happen in a million years

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He should call into his own show to suggest that trade so he can chew himself out for suggesting such an unrealistic trade.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if it was a caller making that suggestion, they’d laugh him or her off the line.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a slow time for sports radio…gotta keep the callers acallin’

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Dubs! They’re leading the Pacific Division!

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Sullivan. I needed that.

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I'm guessing he said words that start with F after that little hop

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fiddlesticks!

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Fushia Fedoras!

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

HGH!

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ted Lilly reaction is better

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor glove

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If only he could throw a baseball that hard…

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by D4P on Dec 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to be the mound.

Matt Cain nonchalantly ambles over and erases the logo.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That little dirt path frequently tricked my dad

into thinking that sidearm/submarine pitchers were bouncing the ball into the strike zone.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s acting like he got kicked in the nads. It’s kind of beautiful…

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Posted by Baggs, I just started reading it…verrrrrrrrry interesting….
http://www.mercurynews.com/mark-purdy/ci_19640609?source=rss

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

You would think that having one of the world’s 250 richest people, who lives in the Bay Area, would make the team more willing to spend money? Also, I’m fairly certain unenamored is not a word.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a minority owner currently so moves still has to go through the committee. He is the chairman but he is only one vote.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I just read that he currently owns the most shares?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

25 percent. Still a minority owner.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But you said one vote

That’s wrong

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Votes are not divided up by shares

each member of the board gets one vote. Owners of shares can elect help elect others on the board who are sympathetic.

Majority owners can do things unilaterally. Big big difference.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that how it works? I would think that having a plurality of shares would make his vote worth a little more.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He owns the most shares

That mean’s his vote is worth more than just one.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not

his vote is the same but his shares may allow him to get more sympathetic people on the board.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It depends on the Giants corporate bylaws

But I highly doubt that voting rights are equal to all board members. I would almost guarantee its base don ownership shares.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, as a condition of sale, he could have secured more votes on financial considerations.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, not generally how it works. Also, the shares that he bought came from Neukom, who is in no position to assign votes.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok

If the voting is how you posit it is, then why did Purdy call him the most powerful man in bay area sports? If he is just one vote out of 9 why is he so powerful? Why quotes like this?

And as the new largest stakeholder in the Giants, Johnson will have much to say about the team’s future — as well as the entire Northern California sports landscape — if he chooses.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it depends on a number of factors: How involved the remaining owners are, how united other owners are with Johnson, and diffuse the voting is.

It’s like parliamentary democracy and Johnson is basically the prime minister, who is only as good as his coalitions.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok but I think your characterization of him "just being one vote"

Is not accurate at all. He definitely holds the most sway

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

it’s incredibly hard to build a coalition. It depends on the rules but if decision requires a majority of the votes, it will be hard for any decision to be done.

I also think that Purdy’s label is the result of Johnson being the richest guy on the board, thus he could easily buy more shares and take over the team.

Don’t forget, Neukom formed a coalition to buy out Magowan just 3 years ago.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

How did Neukom wield so much power last year then?

He didn’t seem to have any trouble raising payroll and investing in the baseball operations department?

Seems to be his position as chairman allowed him to wield such power

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Johnson is not the chairman. There is no chairman position with the current ownership structure

2) It depends on how the chairman’s duties are defined. Different companies allow their CEOs various levels of autonomy. The board usually rubber stamps the CEO’s decision anyways because they are too lazy to get involved. Apparently, Neukom was so problematic that the board actually fired him.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, Neukom was so problematic effective that the board actually fired him.

Fixed ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It depends on how you look at it. Neukom put up a great public image but his primary duties are owed to the ownership group/board.

The story comes up again and again that Neukom was making too many unilateral decisions without advising the board. That’s a big no-no, no matter how good the decisions were.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The powers of the board and the shareholders

are defined in the Limited Partnership Agreement.

As a board member he gets one vote on matters decided by the board. As a shareholder, he controls 25% of the vote on matters decided by the shareholders.

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 29, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In this case,

aren’t the shareholders and the board members the same people?

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

There’s only 9 board members. I believe there are a lot more than 9 owners.

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by calbearjd on Dec 29, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for clearing that up. I’m kind of tempted to delve deeper into this. But you know, there’s like, porn and stuff.

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If we were able to get a copy of the Limited Partnership Agreement

we’d be able to understand how big decisions are made (but unfortunately not the “why”)

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 29, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This is out of date, because it still shows Neukom as managing general partner, but it has a list of all the “Principal Partners,” with asterisks denoting those who are members of the “Partners Executive Committee.” There are 9 of them.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/team/front_office.jsp?c_id=sf

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummmm..
How did Neukom wield so much power last year then?

I’d argue that his power wasn’t very absolute if his ass got thrown on the street

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This

That’s like asking how Tom Cruise wielded so much power in Risky Business

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 29, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine if

fans owned the team, and their personal investment in the team, as represented by how many tickets, hours of tv or radio consumed, or panda hats bought, determined the number of votes you get on management decisions.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

PItching changes dedicated by decibel meters!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I would assume Baer's role.

Because I have the most panda hats. Winner!

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by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Corporate bylaws?

I thought they Giants are a partnership

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They are

but I think they’re running it like a corporation with boards.

A true partnership just votes by their share.

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by calbearjd on Dec 29, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t it depend on how the board is set up? bylaws or constitution, or whatever it is they do? (as to who gets what and how many votes)

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

but the usual set up is that owners of shares vote for board members and the board members then vote. It’s the whole representative democracy thing.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lol you…using “usual set up” to refer to something the Giants FO does… hehehehehehehe

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants could use their territorial rights windfall to help construct an arena for the Warriors on the parking lot across McCovey Cove from AT&T Park.

I wouldn’t call losing the Santa Clara market a windfall for the Giants, even if they receive compensation for it.

Rusty Simmons December 9, 2011

The Warriors met Wednesday with San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee and Giants CEO Larry Baer to discuss the feasibility of erecting a new, state-of-the-art arena near AT&T Park that would open before the 2017-18 season.

The Giants are trying to develop land south of the ballpark, including an effort to build an arena in the area.

With the infrastructure in place to handle a 41,500-seat stadium and the necessary mass transit, China Basin seems a prime locale for a 20,000-seat arena. A parking garage is already expected to be added.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Warriors’ lease at Oracle Arena runs through the 2016-17 season.

Interesting that 2017 is when the Giants stadium debt matures.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I'm being silly

But I would prefer that the San Francisco Giants use the proceeds of relinquishing their baseball territorial rights on the baseball team.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop ragging on ownership.

They are fielding as competitive a team as possible. The goal of owning a sports franchise is not to win, it’s to keep owning that franchise and the only way to do that is to be profitable!

by Every6thDay on Dec 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would the Giants be interested in helping build an arena for the Warriors? Especially to a bad team in a sport in which owners are crying they don’t make any money?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 30, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They own large parcels of land around the ballpark (But not the ballpark land itself. That is leased from the city.) They would like to develop that land.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This is just ONE of the guys Goofus defends for not spending more money
Johnson, according to Forbes magazine, is among the world’s 250 richest people. The co-chairman and co-founder of the Franklin Resources financial mega-firm is worth an estimated $4.4 billion.

He could pay off the stadium debt by himself and it would be like an expensive night out at the bar for me.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail to Merope's article

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s really how that works.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

My point was that he is obscenely rich

As are most of these owner. So a strict budget for these guys annoys the hell out of me. Any losses he incurred from owning the Giants would be a drop in the bucket for him.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s naive to think that someone who has managed to amass $4.4 billion is okay with “taking a loss.” It’s also not fair to attack Goofus over this.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That should say *should be okay with “taking a loss.”

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus is the one constantly beating the drum of

They have expenses, ballpark debt, blah blah.

And sorry if I want and think my owner should be more Eddie Debartolo than John York

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It was an unnecessary dig.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Was what I said not the truth?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You are hilarious.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Eddie D?

You really want to hold him up as your ideal owner?

What part of most appeals to you? The shady bribery deals with Edwin Edwards? The rape allegations? The way he was able to nearly squander all of the money his daddy gave him?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was like Brewster's Millions

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Five Championships?

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That 1994 championship costs the Niners about 5 years.

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by calbearjd on Dec 29, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It did, but flags fly forever. We weren’t getting over the hump without spending that money, so I’ll take one championship in five years, rather than none.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, one championship followed by 5 years of sucking followed by a repeat of the cycle? Sign me up, please.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You are signed up...

It’s called the San Francisco Giants.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Dec 29, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet

we can barely stand one year of 87 win baseball.

Also, please see Florida Marlins.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think the real issue is that you can’t actually guarantee a championship every five years. So the easiest way to do it is to make the playoffs as often as possible, and under the 3 Division winners + 1 WC system, 87 wins rarely gets you into the playoffs.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Understandable

but the injuries materially contributed to the level of wins.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

None of those relate to his ownership.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But didn't his spending money on the team like a drunken sailor result in his toy getting taken away from him

And the cheating on the salary cap certainly related to his ownership

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

5 championships

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But the salary cap would have totally shut him down to the point he couldn’t just sign players for Gob-loads of money to keep them in SF. He was a really, really good owner for an era that’s passed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I care about championships

Nothing else

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's why you're a fan.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, for the team I am a fan of

What exactly are you?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Realistic.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were a fan of the Giants

Do you work them? Are you a part owner?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I just have realistic expectations.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You have low expectations

It’s why we will never be a West Coast version of the Yankees, Red Sox, or Phillies. We had a chance to be that. It’s slowly slipping away

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s one year since the WS and last year was unprecedentedly unlucky. Is it possible you might be catastrophising and the Giants’ situation isn’t that dire?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Neukom was ousted

And the words rainy day fund appeared.

That’s more concerning to me big picture.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

So you get no enjoyment from a season unless it results in a championship?

I’d say that’s kinda sad…and explains your bitterness

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

When was there ever a West coast version of those teams?

You think that if the Dodgers got decent ownership, that the Giants could match their payroll? The Dodgers are in a much bigger market than the Giants.

For all the griping, west coast fans are just not as hard core as the east coast fans. We have nicer weather, better scenario, and lots more to do.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. I have lived in NY, and their teams have many, if not mostly, casual fans. But Giants fans are rabid. Polite, but rabid.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The issue is that once the team stops winning, the fans go away in the west coast. They go do something else or wait until the next winning season.

The exception to this rule is the Warriors fans.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There were plenty of people at AT&T in 2007. I was one of them.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Even in a down year, after a decade of mostly crappy play, they averaged 30K per home game last year. Middle of the pack in attendance, which isn’t good, but they’re no A’s.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just saying that losing teams drive fans away on the East Coast too.
ATTENDANCE TRENDS

A look at a decade of Mets cumulative attendance at Shea Stadium and Citi Field.

Year….. Attendance… % Change
2002….. 2,804,838….. 5.5%
2003….. 2,140,599….. -23.7%
2004….. 2,318,951….. 8.3%
2005….. 2,829,929….. 22.0%
2006….. 3,379,535….. 19.4%
2007….. 3,853,955….. 14.0%
2008….. 4,042,045….. 4.9%
2009….. 3,168,571….. -21.6%
2010….. 2,559,738….. -19.2%
2011….. 2,352,596….. -8.1%

Nor are the Yankees immune; there were plenty of empty seats at Yankee Stadium in the Eighties.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Sox were the same way in the 80s.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, the official attendance for the Roger Clemens 20 strike out game on April 29, 1986 drew 13,414.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

4 million? Damn.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my first thought too.

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by speckops on Dec 30, 2011 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be, like, asleep?

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by El Person on Dec 30, 2011 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Not even close to when you go to sleep.

I think Graham is just getting up now.

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by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2011 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by El Person on Dec 30, 2011 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in the Bay Area at the moment. But even if I weren’t, this would be a normal sleeping time for me.

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by speckops on Dec 30, 2011 12:59 AM PST up reply actions  

19,000 per game, and it’s been like that for a while. Doesn’t matter if they’re bad or not, still go and enjoy the game

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

better scenery…

With that said, both the Yankees and the Red Sox are restrained in their spending this year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Angels are trying to become that West Coast version

And when the Dodgers get a competent owner they will do that too.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Angels will not be

a West Coast version of Yankees or Red Sox. I know I live in OC. People like the team but there is no year round discussion about the team, who they are going to sign, and the anticipation for the next year.

Dodgers were very good in the late 1970s and 1980s and still don’t have the same draw as the Red Sox/Yankees.

It’s like SEC football fans v. everyone else.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing for a team

That spends more than the Giants every year

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you talking about the Angels

cuz they have spent their money pretty poorly in the past few years.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I said they spend MORE money

But since you asked.. Since Arte Moreno took full control in 2004

The Angels have won the division 5 out of the 8 last years including 3 in a row at one point. All the while having no problem spending money. I’d take that track record.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

1) That AL West is very competitive

2) Angels have had some horrible contract. They traded for Vernon Wells.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What does this have to do with what I said?

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just going to leave this point

it’s pretty minor and I’m not understanding.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right about one thing

You don’t get it.

And now I’m done.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the thing with the yankees and the redsox is people all over the world know who they are and wear their gear. If all the merchandising revenue is shared it doesn’t really matter which team is that team, so long as some team is.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I would guess that if they are not MLB licensed…then no?

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Then we need to be selling these babies all over the world.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The advantage that the Yankees and Red Sox

and now the Angels have is the local TV revenues.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants don't have that?

I somehow thought they did.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the same level.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, tho,

the Giants fan base is particularly rabid and well informed. Frankly, some of it is Kruk & Kuip.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only do they have that

But they own part of CSN. It is absolutely comparable.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Having a 25% stake in Comcast Sports Net and owning YES outright are somewhat comparable…

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Put it on the board!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The key word being somewhat. I was going to say ‘marginally’, but I think that is too restrictive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s fair to say that the Dodgers were the most prestigious team in baseball in the ’70s and ’80s.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But it didn't last

and they certainly don’t have the notoriety that the Red Sox/Yankees always had.

Red Sox/Yankess are like ManU. Even if the team is not good, people will still recognize the name. Dodgers and Giants are well known in Asia but more because of their Japanese counterparts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Were the Red Sox really like that? I ask because I don’t know.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers never recovered from O’Malley selling the team. It was him who ran a great organization and it was him that gave the team a reputation for being classy. Since then, they’ve just become another baseball team.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

What I brought up that you were basing your opinion on how much the Giants should spend without even looking at expenses.

Try doing that in the real business world sometime. You’d be laughed out of the conference room and out onto the street

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

CEO GOOFUS dropping the knowledge!

I know how business works. I know how sports business works. There are two types of owners. The one’s we have and the ones Gladwell describes as owning teams for “psychic benefits” I wish we had Gladwell’s

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true that in an idea world, you’d want your owner to be a Mark Cuban or Steinbrenner or the guy who runs Chelsea because they don’t care at all about losing money. But they’re huge exceptions to the rule- most teams don’t have that kind of owner or even get an Angelos instead. The Giants ownership isn’t at all atypical from everyone else’s.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

heck

even Cuban talked about how he may not bid on the Bums because it didn’t make business sense

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Not how it works

If there’s a loss, all the partners share in it based on their % of ownership. Singling out one guy who owns 25% of the team has nothing to do with the other 75%, so for your argument to be correct, all the owners would have to be ok with taking losses.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

And all the rest of the owners are rich

Keep defending the multi-millionaires and billionaires, by all means

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they should just make bad business decision. I mean, that’s how they got to be millionaires and billionaires.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

TBF, many of them inherited the wealth. And lots of millionaires and billionaires end up losing their money.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I thinks the Burns did but Johnson is self made.

Rich people are notoriously cheap and conservative. It’s their children that are free-spending.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a difference between

Making decisions to make money for themselves and making decisions that will lead to the most championships

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It boggles my mind how cavalier you are with other peoples' money

Do you walk into restaurants and demand free meals because the owner is rich?

Petulance

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit. I should try this tactic later tonight.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No

But if I walk into a ballpark and spend 50$ on tickets and hot dogs, I demand that they not be idiots with how they spend my money, and I demand that they use it to assemble a better team.

They’re 0/2.

by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there's general agreement about money could be better spent by Giants' FO

DFARowand is contending they’re rich so should care about the bottom line

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

IF I were to buy that the Giants would lose money if they spent any more than 130m on payroll next year, then there’s still an inconvenient fact: They would only have to lose a tiny bit of money for only one year.

I mean, shit, let’s say they signed Reyes. He’s making ~12 million next year. So, sure, the owners would have to endure one year of 12 million in losses spread out between the dozens of them.

But the little secret is that they wouldn’t have to take a loss at all in 2013, because they’ll stop paying Huff, and Rowand. That’s more money.

So I’m not allowed to be upset at the owners for being (apparently) so short-sighted that they’re unwilling to endure ONE year of minor losses in exchange for a drastically improved team?

No, I’m allowed to be upset about that. Fuck ’em.

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rec'd

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I really do understand that point, but....

…I think there would also be a big concern with how well “Yes, we’re lowering payroll this year, but only because we went over budget last year.” would go over with the fans.

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2011 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

"Yes, we’re lowering payroll this year, but only because we went over budget last year." would go over with the fans.

When fans complain about the players the Giants sign or do not sign, people say that the team shouldn’t be run based on what the fans think. I think that same thing applies in this case.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, but...

…the reality is that fans are the ones who buy the product and keeping them feeling like you’re trying to put a winning team on the field is pretty important to that end.

Look at the people here are calling them cheap in spite of having one of the highest payrolls in the league. (Although I suspect some of that noise is from people who are simply impossible to please.)

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven't jumped into this conversation yet, but..

I think that the people who are saying things like they’re cheap and such are more upset with how they’re spending $130 million rather than not spending more than that.

I’m sure most fan bases would like to be in our shoes, being just a year removed from winning a championship, a $130 million payroll, and one of the best starting rotations in baseball. We have 2 great young position players (Posey/Panda), one who is hopefully going to be great (Belt), and the best ballpark in the world.

As disappointed as I feel about the off-season, we still have a good team. Time to hope like hell….

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 30, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you pay for the entertainment value

not to give it to support the cause
It’s not NPR

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I’m not entertained by a shitty team.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They haven't been shitty since 2008

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why they’ve entertained me.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that's fine

then you don’t have to go. you are trading money for entertainment. It is not an investment group.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

For the money that most people are spending on it, no one should be getting much entertainment at all.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I demand this hamburger be better!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST DEAL WITH IT

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

EAT YOUR DAMN HAMBURGER

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

/spotlights you

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by jhiat00 on Dec 30, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

If you don't like the way they run the team

then don’t go to the park and spend $50 on tickets and hot dogs?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 30, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, when you go to the ballpark and spend $50 on tickets and hotdogs, that money ceases to be yours. It becomes the property of the San Francisco Giants who are free to do with it as they please.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

(Charles)Johnson was part of the board faction that decided Neukom had to leave.

Johnson seeks a low profile. He declined an interview request for this story through Giants spokesperson Staci Slaughter. But we know a few facts about Johnson. He is 78 years old. He is chairman and co-founder of Franklin Resources, the investment and mutual fund giant. Johnson and his wife, Ann, have been longtime Bay Area philanthropists. They live on the peninsula.
Phillip Matier,Andrew Ross September 25, 2011
“A lot of people want to be Jerry Jones or George Steinbrenner,” says one source close to the situation, referring respectively to the flamboyant Dallas Cowboys owner and the late boss of the New York Yankees. “But he’s as far away from that as imaginable.”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

As a Cowboys fan I both love and hate Jones. He obviously wants that team to be the biggest and best franchise in the NFL mainly because of his ego. The problem is his ego gets in the way of good things since he wants all the credit.

“What’s that? Bill Parcels is getting the credit for turning this franchise around? Well fuck that! Bring in Wade Phillips while I make some important roster decisions! Yee-haw!”

/copy-paste for 1994

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ew

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not the Cowboys fan here.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s right you aren’t!

/puffs out chest and struts around shouting “how bout dem Cowboys!” like a jackass

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that's the only legal way to shout that vile phrase.

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out my Raider fan impression!

/stabs you

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you were a Steelers fan, you would be acting smug, arrogant and waving a stupid towel.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So... that monday night game vs. Pittsburgh, good game huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the lights gone on yet?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well… I was still in Chicago for the game, went to a Steeler bar with my friend, who’s from the Pittsburgh area. Hilarious atmosphere, the fans there were pretty funny, only 3 other 49er fans though

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The only really thick jacket I have is a Niners jacket that my dad got in Utah twenty years ago. If I go someplace cold for college, it’ll be significantly less embarrassing now that they’re good.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d also be throwing my beer at any lady who refused.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

and which jail should we visit you?

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY
If you were a Jets fan, you’d be chanting SHOW! YOUR! TITS! at everything that walked by without a Y chromosome.

LOL Rex’s foot fetish videos, Favre’s dong-textin’, and Ines Sainz.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

If you were a Jets fan, you’d be chanting SHOW! YOUR! TITS! at everything that walked by without a Y chromosome a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin’ day.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Burns were also mega-rich from Franklin Resources

Not sure what your point is

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are going to trade LIncecum or Cain I wish they would do it now.

Both are healthy and at their peak. Wont get as much in a few years for lincecum and Cain has only one year left.
All that talk of saving money to keep the pitching staff together is beginning to sound like BS. BS just to calm the fans before they send Lincecum away. And it will be Lincecum.
I feel psychic today

THEY WERE ALWAYS TOO CHEAP TO SPEND MONEY! all the FO is is giganitcally cheap

by orange velvet on Dec 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

?

The payroll is freaking $130 million? They DFA’d Rowand and Tejada when they could have just left them on the roster.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wwhat idiot would leaver tejada on any roster?

the guy sucked. one time i actually saw him DODGE a ball coming at him.

by orange velvet on Dec 29, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he playing dodgeball?

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, they paid Cabrera to do the exact same thing, and gave up Thomas Neal for the privilege.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Won’t EVER get as much for Lincecum or Cain as we feel we deserve.

No team has three Bondseses.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBear just made me think of a (possibly) interesting point

Could one of the reasons we are so frustrated with the financial situation is because just 4 months ago the Organization looked like they were making baseball decisions without weighing financial impact too much by DFAing Tejada and Rowand, to only cry poor the following offseason and talking about hitting their spending level?

Why pay those two to go away, then spend to replace them (with prospects, players or money)? How can you expect people to just swallow that?

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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

They didn’t cry poor. They raised the payroll. They actually also had to pay extra to replace their spot on the roster.

They are just saying that they can’t go over $130 million this year. People just wanted them to ignore the money that they are paying to Rowand.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking, maybe along those lines…
I wouldn’t mind a 130 payroll limit IF they’d just admit they got hornswaggled on the Zito and Rowand contracts and somebody, anybody step up and say “Yeah, sunk cost I’ll cover that.”

and I think a lot of us feel like we did cover that with all the Giants crap we bought in 2010.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah yeah I know revenue sharing…blah blah blah…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

followed by zito zito zito.

i am really sick of hearing about zito. he gets tons so lincecum and cain dont?

by orange velvet on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone actually said this?

Cuz I’m pretty sure I have heard the opposite.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t see youtube at work. Poop.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just finished SoA season 3. Fuck yeah.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

I miss Letter

and jim.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, me too.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

and owlcroft and PiKA.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

owlcroft will be back once the season starts I think. PiKA’s got that whole life thing goin on… damn kids!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

jim’s reason for leaving still seems really weird.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

natteringnabob has completely disappeared from here too.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell, GP hasn’t even been here the last couple days.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

some people only post from work and they haven’t been working due to the holidays.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. I wasn’t here last week.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the relentless trashing of our team has tempered my participation here

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of these posts turn into the same arguments about the state of the team’s offense and finances. I think this is because the team hasn’t made a lot of moves, and the ones that they’ve made haven’t been of high notoriety. The fans have a right to be disappointed with the way the front office has conducted themselves this off-season, but It gets very monotonous.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Dec 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s been a lot of bad energy since the season ended as everybody’s been angry and bitter. Sometimes I don’t even feel like logging in but do just so I don’t miss yesterday’s awesome LOTR baseball analysis

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been talking about baseball far too much this offseason.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And with Community gone and GoT not starting up til the spring, what is there left to talk about?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We can still talk about Community.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So go play around in the New Years post!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/29/2668322/ot-new-year

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

iow

read my f’ing fanpost.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, what would you talk about? Game of Thrones?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Game of Throne v. LOTR world showdown.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Frodo would be skinned alive and Sam would be sodomized with a hot poker while onlookers laugh. Wouldn’t be a good outcome.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that committing to player development instead of throwing money at free agents is a viable approach (and desirable IMHO).

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Rxmeister'd

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I THINK ALEX WAS MERELY POINTING OUT THE INTRINSIC RISK OF FREE AGENT HOBBITRY

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU!

/why did i say that

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

/is a joiner

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK ME!

/wait wut

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a sicko

because this made me literally LOL.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Tywin would be like, “Who is this Dark Lord that allows some peasant to steal from him with impunity? No one to be feared.”

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds fun fact of the day.

Barry Bonds had 9 PAs against Guillermo Mota.
He walked in 8 of those 9 PA’s, 5 of which were intentional.
The other PA was a solo home run.
1.000/1.000/.4.000/5.000

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

My god.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Year	PA	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	IBB	BA	OBP	SLG	OPS
2002 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1.000
2003 3 1 1 0 0 1 1 2 1 1.000 1.000 4.000 5.000
2004 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 1.000
Total 9 1 1 0 0 1 1 8 5 1.000 1.000 4.000 5.000

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you embed those? That’s so cool.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Copy/paste with quote and pre tags.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

pfft...like that's something special

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right.

He did the same thing to roughly 21 other pitchers.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Show his record against George Sherrill. That’s one of my favorites.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...I'm right ? Yes !!

/stumbles slowly around the bases pumping my right arm like Kirk Gibson

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Kirk Gibson? HEY EVERYBODY! HE’S NOT ONE OF US!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

TBH, it’s the first old guy I could think of stumbling around the bases in a joyful dance

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright

but I’m keeping my eye on you, secret agent nvsfg.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Hinske?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if Chris Denorfia is diving in the background.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say fat tattooed guys.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Carter, 1993.

Kirby Puckett, 1991.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, He didn’t beat the Giants with that hit. It was the A’s

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummmm
Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 2m
Picking the best OFs in the majors in tomorrow’s column… Nominations?

Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 21s
In other words: Teams that have great outfields. Like the Dodgers, who have Kemp and Ethier filling 2/3 of their OF.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Who wants to do my job for me!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Ethier really a good OF?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's my point.

Both of them have offense, but they are pretty terrible defensively.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s talking about best overall players?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like he means good offensive players

who happen to be in the OF.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Or that.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh...

so it’s like the gold glove thing. Good offensive players who happen to wear gloves in the field.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Both of them have offense, but they are pretty terrible defensively.

So they’re pretty high on GP’s list ?

Kidding…kidding, he’s not even here to defend himself

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm willing to wager

That Cabrera, Pagan, and Schierholtz will not be nominated

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

O/T

I want to adopt a Giant this year. When does that draft happen?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

Do what I did: Claim a player and don’t look back.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You could just give me Dreamy Dan.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, I’m starting to become a bit bitter because Danny Boy has been so mediocre.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the funniest thing about this off season, though. People suddenly being all, “Dan Runzler isn’t bad! We don’t need Affeldt!” or something along those lines. Suddenly, Runzler is perfectly acceptable.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for giving him a regular shot, and certainly for giving him a regular shot over the 10 million spent on Affeldt/Lopez. That was my position.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a shot. Wait, he had two shots, the first one he broke his knee, the second time he just sucked.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

A mere 27 innings!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Should he have played more?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think he’ll be okay as a reliever. He throws hard. Yes, he’s wild, but I saw him start a couple of times and he looked fantastic for three innings each time, and then lost it.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Sorry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want what’s best for my boy.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not so much that he’s good as that $9 million is good.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well for 9 million

you would have to throw in Hembree as well.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have been fine with that.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I get the original argument.

It was still funny.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve come around to this notion, particularly if it had meant $5 MM to go spend on a needed position player.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2011 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

KDL CLAIMS DAN RUNZLER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOO

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's usually a spring thing, Once we are pretty sure who will be in the Org.

I should get another high pick this year! Yay!

/sobs

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

D:

It’s based on number of comments, right? I should have a high pick, too, then.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

years played, number of comments and a few other factors….depending on who is running it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a master list that I have given up on trying to post on the McWiki, I hate that thing, sorry Natto. The list itself is now unwieldy and out of date. Players of course have been traded dropped, left for coyote fodder, and some of the adoptive parents I think showed up to adopt and then were never seen or heard from again.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, now that I think about it, it’s pretty impossible.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it possible to throw it up on Google docs for updating/sharing purposes?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

dunno, I don’t use google docs and my frustration / tolerance level is rrrrrrrrrrrrrreally low right now. Maybe the Mr. would do it when he gets back. I put the A-C section up on the wiki but gave up after that.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a fan of Google docs and would be willing to try to upload it if you want to email me the list.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I just added a copy of the list and created a Google docs account for the mcwiki

I copied over all of the info that merope had input on the mcwiki page for the adoptees. If you want to send me an e-mail (mine is in my profile) I will send back the account password for the mcwikichronicles@gmail.com account.

This way if there are a few folks that want to participate in the work we can share it.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

READ MY F'NG FANPOST

all the adoptees are here
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/29/2669383/adopt-a-giant#comments

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, let me copy those over and

give me a few minutes to massage the spreadsheet and separate names into individual columns

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just emailed you the list.
Open Office form of some type

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it..thanks

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, looks like you’re doing what I was planning to do.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Done !

chilibean..it’s done and posted on the mcwiki page

http://mccoveychronicles.wikispaces.com/Adopt+a+Giant+Program

I linked the Google docs spreadsheet as live html so it “should” update as we change the page this year.

As I said up thread, send me an e-mail and I’ll give you the account password. It would be much better if there were a few of us that had the info for the mcwikichronicles google docs page. Springtime is pretty rough for me with Coaching.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And back

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I need to go home and eat. Spaghetti Squash with Wild Lobster Tail tossed in butter and Parmigiano-Reggiano. Cheap and delicious.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Email me some of that as well, please.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, cheap?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a store up here called Winco. They have these Wild Lobster Tails ( fresh water ?) that weigh about six to eight ounces . They are $6 bucks a pound, so each tail costs a couple of bucks. You can have an awesome dinner for two around $15.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

How?!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Winco is a wonderful place.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine that winco is a portmanteau of win and company.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ever take an emaciated foreigner on a tour of America, the first place we go is either Costco or Winco. ‘Bask in the glory of unfettered progress, my backward friend. Come. Be one of us.’

/gives a cell phone and enormous hot dog

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a foreigner, but I’m emaciated. Are you free tomorrow?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

are you

backwards?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You’re foreign enough.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs moar born in third world nation.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Does being 1.5 generation count?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you already have a cellphone + hot dog, there is no need to apply.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for taking that on.
I think in Feb sometime people have to reclaim or release their adoptee. I think there could be a lot of adoptees thrown into the draft pool.

then the McC rankings
then the draft
oy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a problem.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

All I know is, I’m keeping my player.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ll get to that in February!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So it's a mirror of the actual adoption process.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you do not have an adoptee its based on number of comments

If you had an adoptee that left via trade, FA, DFA you are moved to the top of the list then ordered by comments among those types.

That’s the way its been the last two years.

You can also throw your adoptee away and reenter the draft.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, maybe I’ll enter. I’ve certainly spent way too much time here over the past year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why I never got an adoptee, but I kind of screwed myself since everyone with someone who left is going to be ahead of me.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging from the list there are going to be a lot of players thrown back due to adoptive parents who are no longer around, won’t reclaim their adoptees.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What could be cooler than adopting some random Boof or Brandon

and 3 years from now having them explode into the majors, inspiring the envy of millions of your fellow McCoven?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh I forgot about Boof.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You better have a good draft pick, because he’ll go early.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget Yusmeiro Petit!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably do.

I think I was like 3rd last year or something.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I lied

I had first pick.

Here is the old draft. Says March 1 on it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea who I would pick.

I really don’t like the people that have come in this year. I may just adopt a McCoven.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pagan seems pretty cool.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

GP got him

because he had Torres.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it should work that way, because what if someone also had Ramon Ramirez? Do they get half of Pagan? But, who am I to be trying to make rules?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez Ramon capnk

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

See? So, GP shouldn’t automatically get Pagan. But, I mean, I’m not going to make a big deal of it, obvs. :)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he changed his sig that day.

Perhaps he has to be challenged or something?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

capnk
joined March 29, 2006
last login Dec 26, 2011

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it traditionally was whoever claimed him first in a situation like that but tradition is stupid and if there is a better way we should do that. I mean, we have to take this super serious after all.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you just don’t want to piss anybody off. The doors around here are flimsy and I think the maintenance people are tired of replacing them.

Lemme see if I can get the adoption list to go into a fanshot or something.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever had the better player gets first dibs?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That seems like a recipe for heated debates on which player is better.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Use an objective measurement, then, or use time in the major leagues or time in the organization or whatever. It doesn’t really matter as long as it’s consistent.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thumb war

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did he come from?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean maybe capnk had whoever Ramirez replaced on the roster?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

are you rich? cuz I could sure stand to be adopted by a Daddy Warbucks type.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I work for a non profit. At the lowest employment level

Let’s leave it at that.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Free F.P dude did it last year.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what the Giants are doing this off-season is great!

The only reason a lot of these moves (big and small) won’t work out is bad luck, and there’s no amount of planning or foresight that can avoid that. After all, you don’t pick the time, the time picks you!

by Every6thDay on Dec 29, 2011 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

You’re going to go out there one game at a time?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bouncing Ball OT:

How many wins do the Warrior have to get before I can get really excited?

I mean I am already somewhat excited of them being 2-1 and blowing out the Knicks.

It’s so sad to be a Warriors fan.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Monte Poole: The Oakland A's are a travesty
Dedicated first and last to themselves, the owners have upped the ante. In their desire to leave Oakland, they’ve stopped waiting for or pleading with Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig, as well as anyone else who was listening.

By trading the players who have represented Oakland in the last three All-Star games, all in a three-week span, the A’s are announcing they’re packing it in for 2012 and maybe even 2013.

The A’s have made a series of dramatic moves over the past 20 days, effectively demolishing any pretense of trying to win and simultaneously sending the message that until they get the trade they really want — trading Oakland for San Jose — they’ll just keep making a mockery of the game.

That, of course, is something (Lew)Wolff has pined for ever since he joined the organization nine years ago, hired by then-owners Steve Schott and Ken Hofmann to, um, study all viable geographical options for the team.

Wolff, who along with John Fisher bought the team in 2005, has numerous real estate holdings in San Jose and longs for the support of the corporate base that exists in the South Bay. Even as he talked about a future in Oakland, he already was on record — before being hired by the team — saying he would move the A’s to San Jose.

So there never has been any confusion about his desires or intentions. And there isn’t any now. Wolff and Fisher even bought off team president Michael Crowley and general manager Billy Beane, giving each a fraction of ownership. All four are rowing one way, beautifully in sync.

Link

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

That article is ridiculous. The A’s aren’t throwing away their season… it was already lost. They had no hope of competing against Texas and Los Angeles. They are building for the future, as they should. It was time for them to rebuild.

I encourage you to check out Fish Stripes, Catch-28 and my twitter.

by EricW on Dec 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you could always say that as bad as the Giants might look sometimes, at least they’re not the A’s

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the new ad campaign?

2012 Giants: At least we’re not the A’s.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

2012 Giants: LOLKLAND

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing about the Giants ad campaigns, they never attack the A’s. When the A’s had the “Four World Championships. Zero Splash Hits”, was the day I refused to give another penny to that team (and my two teams play there every year).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I purchased it direct. I wouldn’t buy it on the secondary market for a penny.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to go often because I like baseball but after that ad, I won’t pay a penny for those smug assholes.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because they don’t acknowledge that the A’s exist.

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean every season?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No

The A’s made a serious effort to compete the last three seasons. It failed of course, thanks to the ownership. Now Beane is doing the smart thing and rebuilding.

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by EricW on Dec 29, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Padres are trying to out A's the A's
Center thinks Anthony Rizzo will be traded “in the next week or two.” He predicts Rizzo will be sent to the Rays, who will then flip Rizzo to the Cubs, where he is “still coveted” by (former Padres executives) Jed Hoyer and Jason McLeod.
The Padres may choose to take cash from the Pirates to finalize last July’s Ryan Ludwick trade, rather than a player to be named later.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/padres-notes-rizzo-maholm-young-quentin.html

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Jesus Guzman!

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Center predicts a Maybin extension would be worth “at least” $15-18MM and be five or six years in length, which would buy out all three of Maybin’s arbitration years and at least one of his free agent years.

It’s pretty amazing that the Marlins shipped Maybin off to the Padres and now they are in need of an everyday center fielder.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand will help to fill that void.

by jhawx on Dec 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He will swing and miss the void

but then crash into it.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It still amazes me

that he refuses to change that ridiculous batting position despite his suckiness.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But it works when he’s in the batting cages!

by jhawx on Dec 29, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s any reason for anybody including – and especially – him to believe that his stance has anything to do with his suckiness. He had the same stance when he was good.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not batting expert but there seems like there is a lot of movement before the swing. It may have worked for him when he was younger and had better bat speed but now he has a hard time catching up to fastball and guesses (resulting in him swinging at sliders).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But he has absolutely no reason to believe that. It’s been a part of his success for so long that it’s completely unintuitive to attribute it to his failures. I also don’t think that you’re correlating his stance with the problem at all. You specifically cite decreased bat speed. Why must it go any further than that, necessarily?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I really think that employing that kind of swing requires a great deal of bat speed. Your bat head is only out there long enough to suggest itself toward an outside pitch. Gradually that limited time in the hitting zone results in the lone ability to hit inside fastballs, a pitch which the opposing team will be naturally reluctant to throw.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like that last sentence in the first paragraph, but hopefully you get my point. If there is one.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But you’re not talking about his stance there. You’re talking about swing mechanics.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

FINE

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Let it not be said that I’m a fan of the squat, though. It looks terrible. I hate looking at it. I just think there are more practical reasons for his being terrible.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

because the batting stance contributes to the suckiness. He has to set up and then gets ready just before the pitch is thrown.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He also has to reshift his weight

and basically lunges into his swing.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it’s a timing issue, no?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

But all that movement and then get set just before the pitch is release would seem to affect contact ability.

I’m probably making more out of it than it really is. I like quiet batting stances ala Buster. I mean Barry had the bat waggle but rest of his body was a statute.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was it who had all that crazy movement in his stance? I thought it was Chipper Jones off the top of my head, but that’s not right. I’ll keep looking.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly, though, I don’t think there’s much you can attribute to the stuff batters do before they get set, because the swing doesn’t start until the batter is set. If they’re not getting set soon enough, I think that’s another problem.

I brought it up with Rowand specifically because there seems to be a lot of hand wringing in general about how his squat makes him bad, which it seems to me is only even considered because nobody likes to look at it. Other players with lots of moving parts before they set don’t get half as many cries for change.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I know the guy you're talking about.

He was all dancy-dance in the batter’s box. Urrrmmm.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can just see him.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, it’s really bugging me now.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it Randall Simon?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BRAT BANGER

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WIENER WHACKER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a Brave around the right time, so maybe. I wish it was just easier to watch video of baseball players.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Try The Batting Stance guy.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a pet theory that those weird gyro swings which Tejada and Rowand employ age really badly. And are for shit when trying to hit the outside pitch.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard Rowand's batting stance was Magowan's fault

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Those people hate baseball

It is the only conclusion I can think of.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, I just had a craving for fig newtons…weird.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Actually I don’t think I do..prunes yes, figs? nuh-uh.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dancing fig commercial!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

okay,weird, I remember the song, but not the ad.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FIG FUCKER

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PRUNE PORKER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DATE DIDDLER

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it good? Darn tootin'

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my! Job hunting anyone?
The famed British physicist [Hawking] is seeking an assistant to help develop and maintain the electronic speech system that allows him to communicate his vision of the universe. An informal job ad posted to the famed physicist’s website said the assistant should be computer literate, ready to travel, and able to repair electronic devices “with no instruction manual or technical support.”

http://news.yahoo.com/stephen-hawking-seeks-help-voice-heard-135242399.html

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hawking is such a beast

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Could be.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

The top 9 in payroll for 2011 did not win a playoff series. Only 2 made the playoffs.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

I just cooked and ate 3 eggs

for no real reason. I guess that’s dinner.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

El Person says

Gross

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't like

eggs?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Nope

They’re in a lot of things that I like, obviously, but they taste pretty awful.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They are in cake.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Though I have had trouble getting good eggs in San Francisco. People get to raise chickens in yon backyard round these parts, so good eggs are in plenty. I had some dynamite scrambled eggs last weekend.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds explosive.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a blast.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It was also explosive later.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can attest to the fact that the omlettes made fresh from my friend’s flock in Hawaii were extra tasty. Being in Hawaii didn’t hurt.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes a huge difference.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, all the running around and eating bugs and so forth has a salutary effect on the eggs. We used to get fresh eggs delivered from a farm near Dixon once a week as part of our CSA box. That was pretty OK.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

chickens are cool.

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I can change your mind

You’ve just never had anybody do it right.

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TWSS

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was silently repeating this in my head as I typed

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty sad that I know more about how people here think than some members of my own family.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

I think it’s possible to both be critical of the management and also understand that the Giants have a good payroll, great pitching, and a pretty decent shot at the playoffs next year.

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by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

Nuiance

does not exist on this blog

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Certainly not as you’ve spelled it.

I think this is a compromise between nuisance and nuance.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame the phone

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It's a nuiance!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The good payroll thing is true. I just wish they’d stop Zitoing and Rowanding all over the damned carpet.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(In before rascally Magowan’s fault.)

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

RG3's stock is falling

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reply fail

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It's the phone right ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

yes

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I see enormous potential in these verbs.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 29, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

New slogan for 2012 Giants: “a pretty decent shot at the playoffs”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFY

New slogan for 2012 Giants: "a pretty decent shot at the playoffs we hope."

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No the official 2012 slogan is: "Hope like hell"

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

New slogan for 2012 Giants: "a pretty decent shot at the playoffs and we hope like hell we can say were “in this thing come” in September so we can sell a lot of Panda hats"

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree they have great pitching and a decent shot at the playoffs

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I still think Crawford is a horrible way to be cheap if you don’t get Beltran though. Affeldt’s 5 mil could have easily been a useful SS and LH Reliever.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I just looked at the White Sox’s farm system and what the shit.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

wow

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like two guys that throw hard that will ultimately be relievers and 18 C+ prospects.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many C’s at this party.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if at one point he thought about only doing like 5 or 6 and shrugging his shoulders for the rest of the list.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

4) Trayce Thompson, OF, Grade C+: Highest-ceiling bat in system […] Struck out 172 times while repeating Low-A.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So there’s really no chance for Alexi ? I mean they have this guy:
Tyler Saladino, SS, Grade C+: 2010 seventh round pick out of Oral Roberts
He could probably fill in just fine for Alexi.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They need to sign Kyle Williams.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Currently my favorite Niners WR. Crabtree is very good, don’t get me wrong, but I love me some Kyle Williams.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 30, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

John Olerud: Better than Jim Rice

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

I love Olerud.

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So many entertaining factoids for a man who was bland a oatmeal.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HE WORE A HELMET WHEN PLAYING DEFENSE!1

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have this as a poster?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 30, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This is probably pointless,

but it was bugging me that I forgot to unreverse him (the image I found was flipped for some reason) so I flipped him right way ‘round and cleand up a bit:

If you right click and view image you’ll get the full sized version, which isn’t all that big. Or go here. Also, I can’t promise I’ll never use this again with another player.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Olerud fan

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

dude fielded with a batting helmet!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That seems like it would be hard to do. I bet the ball would bounce and rattle around in the helmet.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

‘hands of plastic’

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, Rickey used to have a teammate with the Mets who played first with a helmet.”

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/John_Olerud

Olerud was the only member of the pitching staff of the Silver Medal-winning Team USA in the 1987 Intercontinental Cup to make the majors – only he obviously made it as a position player. Olerud was 2-0 with a save and a 3.94 ERA in the Cup, one of only two US players with a record above .500. He allowed 16 hits in 15 innings, struck out 12 and walked 6 in his 6 relief stints, tied for the team lead.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at this man

Look at him.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

how could Cito Gaston hate him??

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

How the heck was he not an all-star in 1998?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

John Olerud is my sister-in-law's cousin.

I’ve never met him, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Kripes, is there anything actually funny on comedy central?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Daily Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well okay… they are showing promos for other shows and jeeeeeez… this is what passes for humor?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Workaholics

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I really liked Demetri Martin’s show, but that’s not on anymore.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That was funny.

I liked Viva Variety.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Demetri Martin but his show was kind of all over the place for me. Had some really good bits here and there though.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the writers is on Community now!

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

I’ll continue to say “I hear good things about Community” but never actually watch it!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OT-ish

Anyone see Lewis Black live? Bought tickets for him today.

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by xanthan on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Black here in Sacto when he came through town

several years ago. A good show, not as good as those first two rant-filled classics you see on HBO and Comedy Central from his 2003-2006 tours, but funny just the same. I got tickets to this new tour because it seems like he’s back on his game with the same edge he had during the Bush years. Towards the end of the Bush years, Black seemed tired and a little aged, but then 8 years of W will do that to you.

Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.

by Al Rosen on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume this is chasm.

But anyone who has ever seen even the slightest scrap of Lewis Black would know that eight years of W would be especially trying for him.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda

I don’t want to hear anything close to politics, left OR right.

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by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2011 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

"Anything close to politics" is verboten, eh?

That’s an astonishingly broad range.

Can I point out that W left office with the lowest final approval ratings ever, or are facts off-limits, too? How about history? History’s pretty political. Can we discuss, say, HUAC? The causes of the Civil War? The creation of the Church of England by Henry VIII?

Or…

Perhaps you could simply z past comments that do not interest you instead of acting the cop in all-caps?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Anything over 40 years old is fair game, unless it’s being used as a proxy for current events.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, got it.

No current events whatsoever, as defined as Watergate forward. Quite the touchy subject, that. So, no discussion of Congressional hearings on steroids, no talk of ballot measures for stadium construction, no mention of the Mets’ Madoff issues….

Well, good thing we’ve got “cake vs pie” to keep us occupied.

Oops, I said #occupied.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are you taking this so personally? If you’re really concerned, you actually agreed explicitly not to talk about politics when you joined the site. You clicked a thing that said, “Yes, I’ve read the rules that specifically said I don’t talk about politics here, and I’m okay with that.”

That we give more than a little wiggle room in practice doesn’t change that. And it comes off as more than a bit whiny to say, “YOU WANT ME TO STOP DOING THIS THING I ALREADY AGREED NOT TO DO?”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh come now

You know that nobody cares about those agreement thingies. They’re just another box to check to get to where we want to go on the internet. They don’t actually mean anything and aren’t binding in any way.

:p

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 30, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But I didn't agree to avoid "anything close to politics."

Because everything is close to politics.

I’m arguing for the practical wiggle room. Yes, I understand why Yahoo!-style comments like “BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA HATEZ AMURICA” or “9/11 was an inside job” are off-limits here; that’s fine.

But of late, the champagne room meme has really taken off, to the point that it is hollered in response to the mere mention of the fact that Lewis Black really, really didn’t like Dubya. It has a chilling effect upon the free and easy nature of discussions here, and I don’t like that the most hyper-sensitive definition of ‘politics’ gets to set the boundaries. The wiggle room is disappearing. That’s what I take personally.

Look, we’re all (or at least generally behave like) adults here. We know what will step on another’s toes and what would be a violation of the spirit of that initial agreement. No one is campaigning for candidates. The Brandon Crawford Wars (WARs?) have gotten a lot more heated and personal than the political talks.

Pretending we are not approaching a presidential election is silly. Analyzing campaign strategy is not the same thing as campaigning. Mentioning politicians, even polarizing ones, is not in itself “talking politics.” Those are not things I agreed to when I clicked that agreement.

Yes, I was being rather tongue-in-cheek (or whiny, I guess) up there about defining boundaries. But if “you clicked this promise” is being brought out, then I submit that those boundaries do need defining, beyond the impossibly amorphous word ‘politics.’

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 30, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Lighten up Francis.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw him back and college and loved it, but I was a naive and impressionable child back then, so I dunno what I’d think now.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I've always been disappointed the few times I've shelled out significant $ to see stand up

Maybe it’s just the big venues and big noisy crowds, because I love comedy clubs

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Best Show in Vegas Is...

Terry Fator. Worth the $$$. Very funny, and makes a big room feel small. I should know, I literally had the WORST seat in the house, last row, last seat to stage right. Hilarious. If anyone comes to Vegas, and want to see a show, he’s worth it.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 30, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him, but only spend "big show" money in Vegas on Cirque du Soliel shows

and Blue Man Group

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Futurama? South Park?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This this and this

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 30, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

KEVIN MOTHERFUCKING DURANT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

just saw that

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I want to see it

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez the Knicks are bad

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

JIMMER FREDETTEEEEE

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No fair, I got briefly excited over that.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO! GO WARRIORS! But i’d be very OK with both the Kings and Warriors were good, finally some good basketball in Nor Cal

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So Melvin Mora is retiring

Remember when he and Tejada were going to re-sign with the Orioles this off season?

LOL Good times.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Haha
hangingsliders Wendy Thurm
From show about 2002 season now on MLBNetwork: if Barry Bonds had gone hitless in 2002, he still would have had an OBP of .338.

by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

da man

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2004, it would have been .391

2011 Giants with an OBP of .391 or greater:

Santiago Casilla
Dan Runzler
Jeremy Affeldt

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

His .500 OPS in 2011 means that he can play every day for the Giants.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What did Lucy PUT in that snowball?

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

STEVE HOLT AGAIN

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Pika

Hope all is OK.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks man. Yep, everything's good

took like a 2 month break in the Midwest, drove out there, just got back home Christmas Eve, spent time looking for jobs, talking to professors, getting advice. Came back a little more positive, and more confident that i want to move out to Chicago and focus on looking primarily in Chicago

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Move to Chicago to move closer to the girlfriend, I assume.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That

plus i know a ton more people out there, more connections. She wasn’t very into the idea of living in Chicago, but she’s now absolutely in love with the idea. Love that city, how you been doin?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m doing good. Not liking the Giants moves, though.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good!

and yea, i haven’t been around much because A) looking for jobs is crazy in terms of time consuming, B) Giants making some boneheaded moves. Only person that’s really kept me up to date is Damon Bruce, and all he’s talking about is just how the Giants are being incredibly cheap… umm, it’s kinda lookin like it, huh?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it's like they've just said,

we’ll take that 2010 formula, get a bunch of guys that aren’t really starters on other teams, and hope they catch fire

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say cheap. Misuse of funds. $130 million is a lot of money.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

True, 130 million just misused in Zito, and a number of other players. Huff… yea, better way of putting it

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ZERO defense in the Alamo Bowl between Washington and Baylor. Early 4th quarter and it’s 53-49, Baylor.

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by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

1230 total yards (around there) and Washington leads, 56-53.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Flemming doing the play-by-play for BYU at St. Mary’s (a conference game, BTW).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

All I have to say is...

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

omg y'all

how cool do i feel!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not quite sure what’s going on, but that looks cool.

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C.R.E.A.M.
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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i cooked chicken

the next iron chef tweeted at me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Which was yours?

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the mascarpone roasted (on the right)

it was better, for the record.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How many people did it take to finish off two whole chickens?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

there were 6 of us

we didn’t finish all of them though, we’re using the legs for soup.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

SMC beats BYU, good!

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

Almost in triple digits, too

Real nice win. BYU doesn’t look half bad, and St. Mary’s killed them.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Great game, not great defense

This is looking to be a great conference

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really interested in seeing what Santa Clara can do.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Last chop of 2011?

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/30/2670528/cody-ransoms-top-five-hits-of-the-2011-season-baseball-nation#comments

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by CalBear949 on Dec 30, 2011 8:49 AM PST reply actions  

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