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On the Possibility of a Madison Bumgarner Extension ...

Over at MLB Trade Rumors, Tim Dierkes has an article exploring a possible contract extension for Madison Bumgarner. The tweet linking to the article was quickly followed with one from Hank Schulman:

Brass has said they don't like extensions for 1+ guys

Translation: The Giants don't like to give out long-term deals for players who are already tethered to the Giants for the next five years. And while there was some good ol' hand-wringing about Matt Cain, Pending Free Agent yesterday, the Giants will have Madison Bumgarner through 2016. They'll have him for Manny Burriss prices for 2012. If he performs as expected, he'll likely become a Super Two, which is a normal two that gets power from a differently colored sun. He'll start to get expensive, but the Giants will still hold his rights for the next five years.

At the risk of being one of those dinks who quotes himself, check out this awesome quote from me that I wrote before the 2010 season about Tim Lincecum:

When it comes to a pitcher – any pitcher, even if he’s the best in the game – I’d rather have him on a 4/$90M contract than a 6/$110M contract. If Lincecum and his agent successfully navigate the young pitcher gauntlet all the way to free agency, more power to them. They made it past the final round without any lifelines left, even when the last two questions were about opera and taxonomy.

This comes up now for a couple of reasons:

1. I still think this applies, and I'd use the same strategy for Bumgarner. Don't extend him until you have to because pitchers are risky investments

2. As Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain approach free agency, my preferred strategy sure looks stupid

Young pitchers are risky, water is wet, and mayonnaise is scummy egg paste. You know all this. But the Giants have nurtured three first-round pitchers to the majors over the past few years. Two of them have already had extended success while staying healthy. Maybe that's the equivalent of them rolling a pair of sixes twice. Or maybe it's because the Giants are particularly good at developing pitchers and keeping them healthy.

If that's the case, they should absolutely lock up Madison Bumgarner for years and years and years. Problem is, I doubt even the Giants are sure of exactly how much of Cain and Lincecum's success and (relative) longevity is nature and how much is nurture. The eternal debate, it is. As such, I'd rather play it safe with Bumgarner. You might think that playing it safe is locking him up at a cost that's potentially below market. I say safe is keeping any pitcher on a long-term, non-guaranteed contract in the event that he turns into Ryan Vogelsong (reserving the right to reacquire him next decade if he double-turns into Ryan Vogelsong.)

The most important point in all this: The Giants have Madison Bumgarner for the next five years. Neener neener neener. To emphasize this excitement, allow me to cherry-pick some numbers without adjusting for era, and look at all of the pitchers in major-league history with a K/BB ratio over 3.00 before they turned 22.

Rk Player SO/BB
1 Madison Bumgarner 3.83
2 Dwight Gooden 3.35
3 Bert Blyleven 3.35
4 Bret Saberhagen 3.12
5 Felix Hernandez 3.07
6 Vida Blue 3.05
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used Generated 12/28/2011.


oh man so pretty that is so awesome oh man

Worth noting: A six-year deal after their age-21 seasons would have worked out for Blyleven and Felix, and it would have been a decidedly mixed bag for Gooden, Saberhagen, and Blue. It wouldn't have been an abject disaster in any of those cases.

So as the years progress, and Madison Bumgarner remains awesome, I'm not going to regret the Giants not locking him up. I'll just use the awesome for all sorts of things -- cologne, sandwich topping, voicemail greeting. It'll be versatile stuff, this awesome. But I still think the Giants would be right to err on the side of caution, even though they're getting close to getting burned by that strategy.

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Madison Bumgarner cologne

It smells like horses and inside fastballs.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

inside fast horseballs

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of extensions
A sizable gap still exists between the Giants and arbitration eligible right-hander Tim Lincecum as the sides explore a possible extension, Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com reports. Negotiations have taken place this winter, but the sides appear to remain a couple of years and tens of millions of dollars apart.

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by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

They have over a year to get a deal done, and the arbitration deadlines will either push them to an agreement, or merely defer it to next offseason. Nothing worth getting worked up over just yet.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s contract negotiations- it’s never supposed to happen on the first or second try. At least their talking and it doesn’t sound like it’s that big of a gap just yet.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants’ offer is pretty fair but a little low. I would say 5/$110 would be fair for both sides.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well said.

I remain skeptical that Lincecum’s camp honestly believes that they can get an 8-year deal. They’ll probably just sit around that number until the Giants slide enough on their end to get a deal they are happy with, or a 1-2 deal at a more generous AAV before reconsidering a 4-year deal further down the road.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A 4 year deal? Really?

Good luck with that.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My wild speculation is that the “8 year contract” was really a negotiating thing and there base point. Now it’s all a matter of haggling. I mean, how many players do get an 8 year contract, especially a pitcher?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He wont get 8 years because he’ll break records in arbitration for two seasons before going to free agency for a 6 year deal or something.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

C.J. Wilson signed a 5 year deal, and he’s 31.

Lincecum will be 29 when he becomes a free agent.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but five years for anyone seems rational, 8 years and your entering crazy-ARod/Zito land. Sure, there might be some idiot owner out there who’d do it but I don’t think most owners would

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

arte moreno

is one of those idiots and whomever gets fielder will be another.

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

A four-year extension after successive 2-year extensions is not inconceivable.

Also note that if he takes a shorter contract now, he can make a Cliff Lee-style gamble and expect to get one more big deal before he’s really past his expiration date… except for Lincecum he’ll go back to FA as a 33 year old instead of a 37 year old.

Tim seems exactly like the kind of guy who would make such a gamble, given his stated contentment with going year-to-year for now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

He won’t hit FA until 2014.

Cain on the other hand.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum’s 2-year deal that bought out those years of arb is up. He is due to go back to arbitration this year, and again in 2013. After 2013, he will be a free agent.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, where’s those damn tweets about them talking to each other and Sabean being on bended knee with a checkbook and box of chocolates?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

6/$150

You heard it here first.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I read it

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants should seize on the opportunity to do a Matt Moore/Evan Longoria type deal with Madison Bumgarner and Buster Posey. It’s too late to do a similar deal now with Pablo Sandoval, but they should extend him too. When Lincecum and Cain become super-super-expensive, the Giants won’t have the luxury of waiting until arbitration to lock up Bumgarner and Posey long-term… they will already cost too much.

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by EricW on Dec 28, 2011 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

People talk about the Moore and Longoria extensions all the time. That’s because they’re notably in how uncommon and team-friendly they are. This is a case where it’s really easier said than done.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish someone here or over at the Rays' blog site

would propose this suggestion.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Step 1) Offer Posey and Bumgarner 12/20 extensions.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The time to do it was when his fastball velocity had dropped like crazy. Of course, that would’ve had most people up in arms as well.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Or perhaps after he got it back and had just been called up in 2010.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Bizzarro as it sounds, I think winning a world championship really got in their way of striking while the iron was hot with Bumgarner. After 2010 would have been the first truly logical juncture to extend the kid, in my opinion, especially if we’re going to throw Matt Moore comparisons around.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you may be right. I think there was a significant impetus to keep the WS-winning rotation together. Trading Sanchez off his 2010 season would’ve netted way more than just Melky Cabrera.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

And as we learned from the Marlins, a post-WS fire sale is a serious downer. I don’t think the org would have even fathomed breaking up the band and putting the gate receipts at risk.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously hindsight is 20/20, and we had no idea Vogelsong would Vogelsong us all, but trading Sanchez would’ve been seriously awesome. They might have even been able to have obtained a SS at that point.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Stephen Drew got moved that offseason.

#notsayingjustsaying

Also, you can look at what the A’s got for Gio Gonzalez. Gonzalez and Sanchez are probably the closest thing you will see to mirror images in baseball.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what? Do you mean extended? Hasn’t he always been with the Dbacks?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Errrr

I was thinking of Jason Bartlett (jponry’s white whale at the time, IIRC).

Sorry about that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there’s a “have” too many in that last sentence.

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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM ONE OF THE HAVES

YOU ARE CLEARLY A HAVENOT

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT THEHAVENOT RIGHT

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Friedman have a magical extension-signing power that no other GM is blessed with?

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by EricW on Dec 28, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but he is necessarily more aggressive about it than just about every other GM in the sport.

The sport may never see the likes of another Longoria for a long, long time. They bet on the right player at the right time, and Longoria’s agent did the boy no favors.

As for Matt Moore, they signed him after, what, three appearances at the major league level? That is pretty much unheard of. Why? Because you’re giving yourself that much more time to get burned on the investment, especially where pitchers are concerned.

The Rays are run by Wall Street owners, and it shows through every step of the organization. They simply do not do business like anyone else in the sport. Getting their sort of results isn’t simply as easy as putting a plaid-billed cap and throwing money at the nearest draft pick.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

one has to wonder what they’d be like if they had more money. Not necessarily being more competitive, but would they start doing the same dumb things other front offices do just because they can afford it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw someone else making this exact argument the other day.

Maybe on MLBTR. It’s pretty much the same question as, “Would Billy Beane have been any good in Boston?”

My inclination is to say yes, but I don’t know if there’s a good example at present. For the most part, there are big-market GMs and small-market GMs.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Beane would have been good but, like Theo, the ability to sign some free agent for ridiculous amounts of money would have been too good pass up. Like a person who’s salary doubles and they go on a spending binge because they can.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Still not convinced that the Crawford deal was a disaster.

Carl has a looooong time to prove people wrong.

Though as we can see right now… When a team has a large payroll, the fans expect them to use it. So maybe there’s something to the theory.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s the Lackey signing too. As well as Matsuzaka, Julio Longo and JD Drew

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the Giants should seize on the opportunity to do a Matt Moore/Evan Longoria type deal

Presumes that such an opportunity exists to be seized oh god I’M FALLING IN

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys new fan here...

Excited to be a part of this awesome site, but I was wondering if anyone could give me the “scoop” on what’s popular/infamous, basically what do I need to know to be an intelligent poster here. Thanks
-Jumbo

by Jumbopenis on Dec 28, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Infamous would be a "generous" username

I think you have mastured that.

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by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My Little Pony is considered the height of coolness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more .gifs

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Please include helpful pointers about specific areas in which we can improve.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And don’t forget the derision. Name calling is key.

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever you do

don’t use “penis” in your user name.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Too little, too late.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless it’s hidden.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the state

cuz there are concealed weapons laws in most states.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Viliphied! Where are yoooouuuu!!!!??

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the story with this Villiphied poster?

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He knows about Alex's penis

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rather, he knows just enough.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You know that Yahweh character who keeps popping up in the first half of the Bible? POPPING UP? Think about it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

SWORD FIGHT

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT THE

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, do you know Viggo?

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Eastern Promises. I know what’s going on.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

floppypenis!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Goofus’ penis just make an account? Is that what’s going on here?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you’re Dallas McPherson. That makes more sense, now.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking Corbin Dallas but that would just create a few more questions.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s the city of Dallas.

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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

His brother is named Fort Worth.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas Raines

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be my thought. Sock puppet to liven things up.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes people make alt accounts just to joke around with.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

God damn it that’s funny

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Little Caterpillar?

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Disaster flexing his comedic muscles once again.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d prefer he put a sock on it at least

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 28, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, not me

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I got nothin’ – the “intelligent” thing has really thrown me for a loop

by Bar None on Dec 28, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, it’s really hard to talk to you when… you know. Trying really hard to maintain composure/eye contact. I am really sorry. What were you saying?

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/glances

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just make fun of Grant. Oh and don’t mess with JPronry.

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by SeeingStars on Dec 28, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

rule number 1

there is no such thing as an intelligent poster

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Point: Matt Cain’s extension (4 years/$9M, 2007-10, plus 2011 club option)

Counterpoint: Noah Lowry’s extension (4 years/$9.25M, 2006-2009, plus 2010 club option)

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Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Dec 28, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Noah :(

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Still miss him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm...

What frustrates me is that the organization seems to judge wasting $10 M on a prospect as more risky than spending a similar amount of money on creaky veterans over 1 or 2 year contracts.

Seems like the risk / reward calculation is a bit out of whack…

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by grape on Dec 28, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

grape- you nailed it…

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would do it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Slut

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he’ll likely become a Super Two, which is a normal two that gets power from a differently colored sun.

Funny.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Why are we always on the side of the team saving itself a few millions? Why shouldn’t pitchers as amazing as Cain/Lincecum/Madbum not make as much as they deserve? (Here, preferrably.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Considering the Giants “finances,” one issue could be if they throw all this money at the three of them, do they then have money to throw at Pablo and Posey? There’s only so much money and so many good young players they can afford to keep

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

here is a crazy thought

trade tim lincecum..i know i know the guy is TIMMY “the freak” Lincecum…but lets be real his numbers are dipping and he is going to command 20-25 million a year quick. it makes no sense to pay 20% of your team budget on 33 starts. The Giants should flip him over to NY and get Montero, Banuelos, Betances and Mason Williams lock up Cain and Bumgarner and move on…

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If you think the Giants are getting that package for Lincecum

I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

IF

the Giants traded Lincecum they would be in line to receive the largest package of prospects ever, it would be unprecedented, especially if they traded him with two years of arb left. While he might not get that exact package…Tim is about 5 times the pitcher Gio Gonzalez is and Gonzalez just returned 3 highly regarded prospects and a good MOR in Milone…

it is not unreasonable to assume the Giants could bring in a huge haul.

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Those kind of trades (and even the idea of trading Cain) are the kinds of trades you make if you don’t expect or want to contend. if you think the team will contend and have every expectation of going for it, then you don’t make that trade. Unless this season goes in the crapper and goes in the crapper fast, you keep everyone on board and ride it to the end.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Your newsletter, where do I subscribe?

by Bar None on Dec 28, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never liked 'The Freak' nickname.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 6:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s very terrible.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Aye.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

there are better nicknames.

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Like Fat Ichiro?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 29, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum isn’t fat.

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he meant other bad (?) nicknames…

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Fat Ichiro is a good nickname.

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

And by common usage, it’s not even really accurate. He’s more “normal” physically than a great deal of professional baseball players. There’s nothing particularly freakish about him. No 86 inch arms or anything. It’s his optimization of what he has that is special. They should call him the Optimizer.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He has a violent delivery.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are we always on the side of the team saving itself a few millions?

This has never been my stated position. In fact, it has been pretty much the opposite of this; not only for the Giants pitchers but also for improving the offense.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know whom that’s addressing.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, it’s just sometimes it seems like “locking that player up” is just to save money for the org. It’s like whichever-very-smart-person said in the last thread, “sometimes you can spend money wisely.”

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Extensions signed early for promising players can often save money in the long run. The Giants have, up until this year, been saving untold millions by paying Matt Cain no more than $7, whereas this year he will be making $15, which is much closer to what he is worth. Had they just let Cain go from year to year as in arbitration or one one-year deals based off arbitration numbers, they probably would have had to pay him more like $10-$12 million. That money instead went to the likes of supporting pieces like Burrell, Fontenot, and Torres, instead of some AAAA schmucks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been on this side of the fence for weeks/months now

it is better to risk the money while they are young because…they are young and if they do get injured they are able to recover and still be valuable, if you structure the deal correctly you can still get value out of it even if they dont become a #1, you are still able to trade their team frienly deal if necessary, and many more…the ginats need to jump on the extension wagon because posey, sandoval, bumgarner type players are not a dime a dozen…in fact now is the perfect time to extend buster posey…the guy just had twins he now more than ever realizes his own mortality and would jump at the chance to get guaranteed money.

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s to take advantage of the timing in anticipation of their value exceeding what the team can afford.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The only time the Giants have overpaid for pitching that I can recall is Zito. Of course, he is worth about 10 bad contracts all by himself, but still. They’re pretty damn good at evaluating pitching. Or lucky.

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what you’re getting at.
“Locking them up” is just signing them to longish deals before they’re in a position to negotiate for far more down the road.
Security for them, savings (and risk) for the team.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This man speaks truth.

Cain, Lowry, and Wilson are the only extension deals the Giants have signed recently that I can think of.

Cain has worked out well. Lowry is a sad example of why you don’t sign pitchers to 8-year deals. And Wilson’s extension has probably been worth the value, though he’ll need to bounce back this year to really sew that up.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How much of what happened to Noah was bad diagnosis on the Giants’ medical staff’s part? If they had gotten it right the first time, would he still be pitching?

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like the starting position of the argument for a lot of folks is “this player will always be this good, better get him at a discount now.” You just never know.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t. Therein lies the risk.
So you ask yourself what you’d be willing to pay to get in early in the event that they do continue to perform at that level or even improve.
You consider what dollar/year deal you’d be okay with, acknowledging that you might end up with an injured or dead arm for a year or three.
At no point do you disregard the risk.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t, but I’m not sure about some people, especially in regard to Bumgarner. In short, I agree with Grant.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Morris?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

there is always the Pirates

to dump or dead deals on

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The issue is when the amount you are paying the amazing pitching is either: A) well above what can be considered fair value for that pitcher’s production, or B) you are paying a handful of players such a percentage of your overall payroll that it interferes with your ability to put players even above the likes of Emmanuel Burriss elsewhere.

Just as the Giants have been hamstrung by Zito and Rowand contracts since 2008, so too could they be hamstrung by too many equally large contracts, even if the players who hold them are relatively good.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Buying wins at the free market rate is a terrible idea, even for the Yankees.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

buying wins via free agency is

the least productive way a team can do it…better to take the risk early than try and chase wins at inflated prices.

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You could be just as hamstrung by a bunch of shitty players with one year contracts.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But one-year contracts make for easy self-correction. Miguel Tejada sucked. Guess what? We don’t have to deal with him anymore (hallelujah). The Giants as an organization have another crack at getting someone competent, or putting that money towards pieces that are working that are already in the system.

Short term deals are a method of risk mitigation.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Tejada deal really wasn’t bad.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What

that’s complete heresy!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t work out, obviously, but Tejada was an All-Star in 2009 and still pretty good with San Diego in 2010. His bat wasn’t supposed to completely disappear.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with you

but then that would totally undercut your credibility.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what happens when you only look at charts.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to say that the Tejada deal was bad. I was more or less fine with it when he signed. But it didn’t work out. Because it was a one year deal, the Giants have already moved on.

Deals like Rowand’s are what bite teams in the ass. In fact, I would bet the Rowand and Zito contracts have been so ugly for the team that they have actually shifted the organization’s approach. 1-2 years for FAs, and no more than 4 years for pitchers where they can help it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised by that too. The ole “once bitten, twice shy, stop signing players just because the owner think’s it would be a good way to bring fans into the stadium” type thing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. I wasn’t disagreeing. The length was part of why it was fine.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Compared to the Renteria contract (ignoring postseason heroics), it was a much better deal for the Giants.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

On the other hand, Tejada never wore a penis hat.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Though I must take a moment to credit our real shortstop for 2009-10, Juan Uribe for helping get them to the postseason in the first place so Renteria could do his thang.

Idle thought: If Sandoval doesn’t tank in 2010, Renteria probably doesn’t play much in the WS.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, if Sandoval doesn’t tank, we get to see him in the World Series. I’m still sad that he barely played.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Hopefully it gives him a drive to get back there, though. Preferably as a Giant.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And they have Crawford, Frodo and Burriss to play SS. No problem!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

burris gotta go

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmhm mayonnaise...

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by SeeingStars on Dec 28, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

I love mayo. There. I said it.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Mayo is a scourge that besets Western Civilization

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is pretty gross.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

the worst part is that everything in California puts mayo on it so if you hate it, you always have to ask not to have it, even on things that there should be no way in hell it should be on. Like a chicken teryiaki sandwich or a cheese steak sandwich.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

everything in California puts mayo on it

Which is pretty bizarre, considering how goddamn health-conscious we’re all supposed to be.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I like olive oil mayo… especially when made at home.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t hate mayo, but it basically functions as sandwich lube, and at that point, why wouldn’t you want mustard or something that actually adds flavor?

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Because

you may not want to overwhelm the main ingredients in the sandwich.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If mustard isn’t a main ingredient, then I don’t want it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I find mustard on a roast beef sandwich to be repulsive, which is odd, since I slather it on many other sandwiches.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like tomatoes on a roast beef sandwich, but not on any other sandwich. I don’t like mustard on anything.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Mustard on sandwiches is good with so many things that seem like they would be terrible with mustard.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ketchup works just fine with anything so sometimes I’m amazed that, say, i’ll put ketchup on a turkey sandwich and people will icked out. On the other hand, mustard on a cheese steak sandwich or anything but ketchup on a burger is the sign of a soulless person

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree. Aioli on a burger. Unpack that!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a weakness for ailoili, I will admit. Sometimes, on the right sandwich at the right moment, yum.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

As I recall, Chris’s turkey burger had aioli and Ron’s far better burger came with the option of ketchup.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ketchup has a low VORC. It’s not ever going to tremendously enhance anything.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

That's a rec.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

It’s fine, but get rid of it and I won’t ever notive.

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by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m convinced that ketchup and ranch are for people who wouldn’t like what they’re eating otherwise.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my theory on ham. The only ham people ever seem to like is the stuff drenched in honey and sugar and other goo.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I like gammon steak, which is basically thick, unadulterated (outside of salt) ham steak with a fried egg on top. You don’t see it much in the states, but it’s all over England.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that with chips is, like, the best pub food

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mushy peas!

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ew eggs

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised you didn’t say “ew England” as well.

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That goes without saying.

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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea ketchup was seen as the condiment for the proletariat. I thought it was just something tasty that works on lots of things.

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It’s good on somethings but only if it’s Best Foods. None of the Kraft or Miracle whip crap.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all the same (gross).

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how posters on this site liken white toppings that they don’t like as “(mythical creature) jizz”. I remember Lars referring to cake frosting as “elf jizz”

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

(mythical creature) jizz

Would be an awesome band name.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Rotorueter jizz

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Also used as cake frosting.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

At least offer to buy me a drink, first.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it just takes too long to collect.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a very busy person.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t know if I’ve laughed this loudly unexpectedly at work in quite some time.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Most mayo is made with soy. I don’t eat soy so I don’t eat mayo. In most cases guacamole substitutes for mayo quite nicely.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

BUUURRRN FOUL COMPUTER!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Condiment hierarchy: hot sauce, mustard, mayo, soy sauce, ketchup.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m not one of those freaks that considers salsa a condiment, so don’t even go there.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/derails Grant’s thread

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSO ALSO

While googling condiments I discovered this, Monkeygland sauce.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds delicious, actually.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, I can’t wait to eat that monkey…

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by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 28, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys have Ketchup way to high on the list.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Word.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

soy sauce, ketchup, mayo, mustard, hot sauce.. I’m the guy who tells the taco trucks to make my burrito mild.

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by SeeingStars on Dec 28, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like spicy things at all, but my threshold for spicy is pretty high, since most of the food my parents eat is at least a little bit hot.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like spicy things at all

Wait….What ? That doesn’t seem at all possible.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No chance in hell. Thought twice as I posted it.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NOPA

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot sauce, wing sauce,BBQ, soy sauce,ketchup, mustard.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I hate Worcestershire sauce as well

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That stuff is so good.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OR NOT

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you’re only supposed to use that stuff for cooking. I didn’t realize people use it as a condiment.

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by SeeingStars on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not terribly versatile, but sure you can.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Steaks

and steak sandwiches

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Never on a good steak though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I like eating low quality steaks because it’s an excuse to slather the thing with A1, Worcestershire, and salt and pepper.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are all good things. I think 57 sauce is highly underrated. It goes really good with many fried things too.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

horseradish

horseradish is amazing. because fuck you, sinuses and mouth, that’s why.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love horseradish.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Horseradish is in the line of succession for King Of Condiments.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It will never triumph because the wasabi faction will always split the vote.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure as the 4th son of the King’s youngest brother.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I said “in the line of succession” didn’t I. Is he the guy with the big ears and is kind of crosseyed ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For Christmas, I made a roast with a horseradish crust.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Her?

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that sound.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s as ann as the nose on Plain’s face!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the best description of mayonnaise.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend who made brownies with mayo because he didn’t have eggs.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 28, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have heard of that actually. Someone here posted that they always put mayo in their mashed potatoes as well. Both seem a little off to me.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife makes a delicious Guinness cake.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we're talking !!

Not a big cake fan, but I would be willing to try one made with Guinness.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I make chilli with Guinness.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's pretty damn good.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the regular old Guinness.

A fringe benefit is that there are 5 more left when she’s done!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There’d be two left when I was done.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I have made griled cheese sammiches with mayo on the outside instead of butter. Works great. I still prefer butter though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Aioli

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tzaziki!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also delicious. Skordaila

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to google it. Sounds good though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mustardayonnaise

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you again...

my dad had a first name of dick and a llast name that made the first name utterly ridiculous when put together. You should be happy jumbo penis is not your real name

by orange velvet on Dec 28, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I well have some very serious personality disorders, and

my dad recommended this username so I would regain some self-confidence, thanks dad

by Jumbopenis on Dec 28, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But do you crazy at the mention of Jennifer Aniston?

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I just realized I have to change my avatar.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it’s still winter!

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a Christmas ornament, Einstein.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You must have me confused with someone else. My name isn’t Einstein.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My mistake. Falco told me to call you that.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cute, huh? I guess I should change it, though. If only I had a cool friend who could draw me one. Maybe one day. :)

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, don’t remind me.

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by LincecumFTK on Dec 28, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And you took that advice.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Tennessee Vols coach Pat (Head) Summitt?

Her father’s name was Richard.

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by tobias on Dec 28, 2011 4:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Your father’s name is Dick Trickle? Dick Pole?

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Miles Head’s brother Dick!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess is Semen. Dick Semen.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

DIck Sprinkle

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Dick Trickle

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Why the Hall of Fame is ridiculous, Part 190283893

Catfish Hunter is in and Vida Blue isn’t.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

I saw blue play and was right in front of him while he was warming up. some rude fans came over

and started calling him aan old nobody and a fucker nob ody wanted. it really was sad.
He just ignored them. for all the money and fame sometimes it must suck to be them.

by orange velvet on Dec 28, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Here are graphs


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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Either I’m misreading those graphs or they do not jive with one another at all.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you just aren’t fluent in jive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the fact the Hunter is Blue and Blue is Red.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just the sort of inversion that makes jive so difficult for novices.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

I didn’t even notice that.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The first graph is year-to-year rWAR. The second graph is cumulative rWAR.

Note the corresponding dip at age 29 by Blue, where Hunter closed the gap. But in pretty much every other year after age 20, Blue was as good as or better than Hunter. Consequentially, Vida Blue was significantly more valuable than Hunter over the course of their respective careers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha, cumulative, thanks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Vida Blue was significantly more valuable than Hunter over the course of their respective careers.

Agreed, but Hunter’s mustache was a perennial All-Star.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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by James Westfall on Dec 28, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING

Andrew Bailey to the Sawx.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

In return, the A's get Josh Reddick.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A's brinkmanship

The A’s are trying to make themselves the worse team in baseball. MLB is trying as hard as possible to ignore it.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The A’s have been doing this for the better part of a decade. Sounds like they’re loading up for when the new park is finished, and then use the revenue to finally keep some of these players if attendance rebounds like they hope.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They are actively preparing for something that may not happen and within a timeline that is unknown?

I consider this brinkmanship. They are trying to force the issue.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It really has been 10 years, tho. That’s not a very good strategy for long term, unless they’re getting kickbacks from the Yankees or something.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Luxury taxes and revenue sharing.

They’re probably getting some money from the Yankees and Sox.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

more than $30 million last season

in revenue-sharing money.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They made the playoffs in 2006. I don’t think self sabotage has been going on for ten years. They made a strong effort to put a competitive team on the field last season.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

First of all, cost control is not really brinkmanship. It’s pretty much the opposite. Living beyond your means to retain a closer when you still can’t put butts in seats is brinkmanship.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying they couldn’t afford to keep any of the pitchers they traded away this off season?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They sold high on Cahill and Gonzalez, in return for premium pitching talent, and traded Bailey while he had some team control left, since they don’t want to spend $8-10 million on a closer as he gets closer to free agency. In return they got some truly grade-A prospects, and replacements for the likes of Kurt Suzuki who will be too expensive for them soon.

This is what they A’s do, and it’s really all they can do right now. They’re unlikely to contend in 2011 against the Angels and Rangers, so they are getting what value they can right now to keep costs down so they can contend in the future. They have all been pretty damn good deals for the Oakland, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Sold high on Cahill? That’s questionable. 2010 would have made a lot more sense.

You: traded Bailey while he had some team control left
Boston Herald:
Bailey, eligible for arbitration for the first time after making only $465,000 this year, would be under the Red Sox control for the next three seasons.
You: since they don’t want to spend $8-10 million on a closer
MLBTR projects a $3.5MM salary for the 27-year-old right-hander in 2012.
You: This is what they A’s do
2010 Oakland A’s off season(Wikipedia):

-November 3, picked up club options on OF Coco Crisp ($5.75M) and IF Mark Ellis ($6M).
-December 14, signed free agent DH Hideki Matsui to a one-year, $4.25M deal.
-December 21, signed free agent P Rich Harden to a one-year, $1.5M deal.
-January 18, signed free agent P Grant Balfour to a two-year, $8.1M deal + third-year club option. DFA’d P Clayton Mortensen. Avoid arbitration with P Dallas Braden (1yr/$3.35M), OF Conor Jackson (1yr/$3.2M), 3B Kevin Kouzmanoff (1yr/$4.75M), OF Josh Willingham (1yr/$6M).
-January 19, signed free agent P Brian Fuentes to a two-year, $10.5M deal + third-year club option.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They tried to compete last year. They failed.

Their window with Bailey, Cahill, Gonzalez, Braden, Suzuki, etc. is closing. They lost their whole outfield among other position players. So they got what they could.

Bailey is entering his FIRST arb year. He may make $3.75 this year, but in two more he may well be making $8-10, and his value will be greatly diminished. By trading him now, the Red Sox can try to sign him to an extension or deal with him however they like. Those years are worth a lot as his cost continues to rise.

Costs go back down, they get more team control back, and they can try to hit that sweet spot again in three or so years when those prospects are coming into their own and still cheap so they can actually afford them. Like I said, this is the only way they can compete until they can expand their revenue stream.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Sweeney too? They don’t have an outfield at all now.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The outfield was already gone anyway.

Probably part of the reason they gave up Sweeney to get Reddick.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m more referring to the hilarious MLB depth chart where Sweeney was listed as the first option in LF, CF, and RF.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahahahaha.

I missed that one.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hilariously, they DFA’d Jai Miller a couple of weeks ago. So their OF depth chart is Michael Taylor in right field.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Schierholtz for Pennington!

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Since they’re giving away pitchers, I’ll order one McCarthy.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes please.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s probably a fan favorite though. I mean, who’s left? Braden (injured), Suzuki?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure that their fan will find a new favorite.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re going to be really sad if Jemile Weeks BABIP goes back down to the .300-.320 range.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave you the chance to make a joke about the A’s having only one fan and you passed it up. Shame on you.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit. I totally missed that it wasn’t plural. My bad.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Updated depth chart

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw shit

That was supposed to be a giant blank space, so EVERYBODY PRETEND AND LAUGH AT MY JOKE.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Updated depth chart



























































Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Murray just sucks at jokes.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but he’s a great hockey player…

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And he's back in the lineup tonight

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!!

I have missed Dougie.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

On the subject of the Sharks… did you see this that Randy Hanh tweeted this morning? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zOWGuf3yHU

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No

and I can’t view it at work. Can you summarize?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s this 3 year old boy and his dad playing PA announcer. For the most part dad says the players numbers and the kid announces the players names. It’s disgustingly cute.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I will have to watch that later. I love examples of good parenting.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

thank goodness!!
If I’ve missed him I’d guess his teammates missed him more.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE YOU

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

needz moar map

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by son of ggf on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The A's are in gold

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d hang on for a few more years to test his health/durability before giving him a big contract

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

one article said that lincecum and the giants are also talking one or two years

so lincecum walks in two years. so maybe they ought to give bumgarner a long contract.
Cain is not going to be enough and we really dont have much coming up do we?
So Cain gets a long contract too

by orange velvet on Dec 28, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

Cain is not going to be enough

You should hide right now. Seriously.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/reaches for pitchfork

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/checks the torches for freshness

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

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#SFGiants expected to acquire Oakland Coliseum for game-used Brian Wilson T-Shirt.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 28, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

We’re getting fleeced in that deal.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Dec 28, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

no they said a t-shirt

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and then Beane turns it around and trades it to the Rockies for a bag of dirt

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOAKLAND
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Andrew Bailey (@AndrewBailey40) tells @MLBNetworkRadio that he has not been told by anyone (agent or Oakland A’s) that he’s been traded.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Doesn’t he have Twitter?

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No

“@AndrewBailey40” is his maiden name.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

QUICK, GET JONAH HILL!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Art Howe know?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oakland also gets Miles Head, 20-year-old 3B, and Raul Alcantera, 19-year-old pitcher.

Miles Head is an awesome name.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Rec'd

This is very funny people. That or I have an odd sense of humor.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Graham is very funny person.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE SOX GAVE MILES HEAD

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They remained calm during the entire trade

But sox never lost their head
Even when they were givin’ head

L. Reed didn’tt think of the deal

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see for miles and miles

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd be a great scout

There’s magic in your eyes

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point. I’ve just given up on knowing, caring, or trying to figure out wtf the front office is going to do.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

THE NEXT VOGELSONG!
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by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

BOOF

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That shit will get you DRUNK.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder I dreamt about him last night!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that Teenwolf’s girlfriend?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks better in the dog suit.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/site reverts back to “Waiting for Boof”

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

or

/ " Waiting for Gary"

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll let y’all know if I dream about Madbum or Cain tonight.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch as you dream of Burriss.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That would probably be a very different kind of dream, which I would not share with you people.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Please?

(Non-German idiom)

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dream summary

“HIT BETTER THAN BRIAN BOCOCK, WORM!!”

/lash

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing is, I don’t think even my mad dominatrix skilz would help with that one.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly the time for the Bumgarner extension has passed

The person to try to lock up now is Posey. His value is depreciated by his injury.

I think if you waved a Longoria extension at him after his career almost ended last season he’d take it.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

That would make sense now, yeah.

Or it could turn out that the Giants are secret geniuses were just dicking around with Belt to lower his value and then lock him up long-term.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“We will cover your bus ticket to and from Fresno for the next five years, plus these gift certificates to Quizno’s.”

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My target would still be Sandoval, even though it would be tougher.

Sandoval projects better since his bat is good no matter where you play him.

I am not sure that extending Posey is a wise idea.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Give me the guy who doesn't have work ethic questions

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If Sandoval has work ethic questions, that’s news to me.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

...

He got so fat in 2010 that he was awful. And he gained weight back during last season. I think he has his weight issues managed, but I don’t know for sure.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He gained weight back in ‘11, yet he didn’t decline (accounting for his injuries).
I’m inclined to think that 2010 was just a shitty year for him personally.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m inclined to think that 2010 was just a shitty year for him personally.

I’m not a Psychologist and I don’t play one on TV, but I believe this is the correct answer.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Confess! You’ve played a Psychologist on the Radio.

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He also vowed to come back for the start of 2012 even leaner than he was the start of the year before. And even when he was out of shape in 2009, he was still a 4-win player. At his worst, he was pretty much average, and that was when he was getting introduced to strength training and conditioning for the first time in his life. Now, we hear stories about him being on the stationary bike after the game where he hit for the cycle in Colorado.

It’s hard to keep weight off during the regular season. I would not be surprised to learn that it happens to a lot of players. So, I’m not terribly worried about Sandoval going forward.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn't that out of shape in 2009

2010 was the bad year, and he was a .5 WAR player

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He was out of shape for a professional athlete.

He had literally never been on a strength training regimen in his life before 2010. And he still hit .330 with 25 bombs.

I don’t think you and I really disagree.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't tell me I'm not disagreeing with you!

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“We’ll have to agree to disagree.”
“I don’t agree to that.”
“OH GOD, McCOVEY CHRONICLES IS DISBANDING!”
/stairs

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

/runs away across parking lot, waving arms wildly, trips, falls, rolls around moaning

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Break up that fight!

Get a hose! There’s got to be one around here someplace, after all the internet is a series of tubes.

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval projects better since his bat is good no matter where you play him.

Panda used to be a catcher, too. But his bat is always worth something, while Posey’s will become worthless if he is moved? This is the kind of thing I scratch my head at.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If Posey, going forward, hits like he did in 2011 and produces to the tune of something like .290/.370/.440, that is INCREDIBLY good for a catcher. It makes him insanely valuable at that position. If you move him to first base, it’s still not pedestrian but it’s much easer to find an .810 OPS at first base than anywhere else on the diamond. At second base it would be somewhat more valuable than at first, but catcher is still the premium value for him.

Sandoval, on the other hand, is playing third base and hitting .310/.360/.500. Both players are somewhat likely to move to first base at some point, but Sandoval’s bat is significantly better.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hate that Sandoval will probably get moved to first base just because he’s fat. He’s a genuinely fantastic third baseman now.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would he get moved?

If there’s anything this team does not need, it’s another 1B.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s been talk about it.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

By whom?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t remember whether it was the beat writers or the Giants brass. It’s nothing concrete, but the fact that it’s even been mentioned is worrying.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was more speculation prior to his awesome 2011 at 3B

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy was talking about trying him at first in Taiwan, too.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/Puts Panda in left.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but he also played left field in Taiwan

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was just for funsies.

I mean, they swept the five game series.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s just like how Mariano Rivera wants to play center field once. The Yankees won’t let him do that because the Yankees are dicks.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Heehee.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how he winds up before he throws.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Rivera at 2B?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Posada

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Posada?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like it!

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised you guys don’t remember this. It happened last season.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball is awesome.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember it. There was one really great GIF, but I can’t remember what it was.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it Swisher at first, too?

I love how he hits the deck.

This was probably the four GS game, looking at the score.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Here

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA201108250.shtml

Only three grand slams, though.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Swisher played first pretty often for the A’s, right?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not meant as a rag on Swisher

Just that is was one of those extremely goofy and charming blowouts.

As goofy and charming as the Yankees can ever manage to be, anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yes
Year	Age	Tm	Pos
2004 23 OAK 7/93D8
2005 24 OAK *93
2006 25 OAK 37/89
2007 26 OAK 893/D
2008 27 CHW 3879
2009 28 NYY *93/7D1
2010 29 NYY *9D/38
2011 30 NYY *93/D

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I vaguely do, which is why I asked!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Mayor, I will not stand for these insinuations!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/gets overthrown in a smug coup

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Was this back when he was fat? Because last season he proved he could play 3rd.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

If he remains at least competent defensively, I have to imagine the Giants will try to keep him on the left side of the infield. He really changed some minds with his turnaround in 2011.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo’s a much better hitter than Buster. Buster is a really good hitter for a catcher, but Pablo is a really good hitter, period.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Or just read this for the TL;DR version of my reply.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

The positional thing in Buster’s case really isn’t that compelling.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is

Buster’s hitting at 1b is not that great for the position.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s way better than Huff’s! And I get the concept, I just don’t think it’s that compelling, given the nature of the team right now and who they have coming down the pipe. If Buster needs to move, Hector Sanchez hits amazingly well for a catcher.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If Buster is moved it should be to 3b in my opnion

I don’t think he should be moved off catcher unless we’re keeping him after he hits Free Agency.

And we have Pablo/Belt who should be manning 1b for this team.

Moving Buster to 1b is silly.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

3B or 2B is his best shot at long-term productivity if catching gets to be too much for him.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A corner outfield spot might also work, although the same caveats about positional scarcity apply there.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think buster is too slow to play any OF position

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. He has junk in his trunk.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s certainly no Eli Whiteside.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

People gave Bochy a lot of grief...

…but since that game, I’ve made a concerted effort to watch both Posey and Whiteside run and have learned two things:

  • Posey is really slow
  • Whiteside is actually pretty damn fast. He kinda reminds me of a tight end watching him run; his acceleration is nothing special, but his top speed is pretty good, not just for a catcher.

I’d say Whiteside is faster than Posey, Huff, Stewart & F. Sanchez…maybe faster than Fontenot, too.

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside is fairly lean for a catcher.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, more tall than lean

He’s listed at 6’2" and 220. If you smushed him down to 5’10" and 220, he’d look more like a catcher.

I stood next to him once on the field. He’s a pretty big dude. I don’t think the 6’2" is cheating him up

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eli is really tall, and very well built. I would have pegged him at over 6’2", and I’ve stood next to him a bunch of times.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No one argued that Whiteside wasnt faster than Posey

People thought it was ridiculous because the likelihood that the difference in speed was going to be the difference in the game was ridiculous as opposed to potential future ABs. Remember he pinch ran for him at 1b.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

People mocked the idea that Whiteside was a noticeable upgrade over Posey as a baserunner. Not you maybe, but there were people. Of course, I base this on having done zero investigation.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

1B and LF don’t make much of a difference, offense wise. His arm could be put to good use in RF, but I imagine the same would be true at 3B.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda is a great 3rd baseman.

You guys are just messing with me, right?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo is a good 3b RIGHT NOW

He has had one great defensive season at 3b. Anointing him the next Scott Rolen is crazy.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re ready to move an excellent catcher there instead?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Read what I said

I don’t think Buster should be moved off catcher until FA if we sign him. That’s 4 years away. We’ll see if we still even have Pablo Sandoval by that point and we’ll have a better idea of if Pablo’s defense last year was for real.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s see how he does behind the plate in 2012 before we decide how long he can catch.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster is an awesome hitting catcher

Buster had a .368 wOBA in 2010.

That would be good for 11th among 1b last year with at least 300 ABs. Buster would have to maintain that level of production to merely be the 10th best 1b in baseball. Tied with Todd Helton and Lucas Duda.

His wOBA in 2011 (SSS of course) was .338 good for 24th among 1b

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Defense stays pretty steady over time. Defensive statistics don’t, but that’s because they’re not accurate enough. Sandoval looks really good at third base; there’s no reason for that not to continue.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was Wendy had a great article

about how Sandoval was arguably the best defensive 3B in the sport last year. The dude is an absolute freak.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Defense stays pretty steady over time. Defensive statistics don’t, but that’s because they’re not accurate enough.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My eyes. They’re the only way to judge defense other than defensive statistics.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Your eyes should have told you that Pablo's defense was not good in 2009/2010 and awesome last year

How is that steady defensive performance?

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s improved, and that can be attributed to better conditioning and more practice at third base. Remember that 2006 was the last time he played there in the minors. He’s not at the point of his career where we would expect his defense to decline.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you kidding? He was asked to learn 3B, basically at the major league level, and has done it well. His range sucked last year because he was 40-50 pounds heavier, but he has improved steadily and has become very accomplished.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If you guys are willing to project years of awesome defense based on one year

Go ahead. I’m not saying that he can’t maintain last years level. But to declare him a perennial gold glover based on one season is downright silly.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Except I’m not basing it on one year. I’m basing it on three years and steady development at a new position.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Steady development?

His defense was worse in 2010 than 2009. Of course his conditioning was an issue. But issues are issues. That’s not steady development

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. He’s looked more like someone who is comfortable at third each year, including the one that his fat hampered his range.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How do u measure "comfort?"

I’d love to know.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lie and you know it. And if it was measurable, I wouldn’t have to use the eye test.
In any case, it’s things like being in the right spot, throwing to the right base, reacting to balls hit in front of you, that sort of thing. I’ve been interested since people poo-pooed the idea that he would ever be able to be a major league third baseman (pre 2009) and I thought he could be very acceptable if he managed his conditioning.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure no one was doing that.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if anyone’s going that far.

I may be mistaken, but I don’t think defense is one of those areas where you have flukey anomalous seasons of stellar performance: you really do have to have those abilities.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Derek Jeter would disagree with you.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Touché.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the exact example I was going to use

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Still, there would at least appear to be somewhat of a correlation between Sandoval’s conditioning and his defense. More experience doesn’t hurt, either.

We will of course have to wait to see how true it is, but I would think the smart money is on him being, at the very least, average at 3B going forward.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Im willing to project average

I’m not willing to say last year’s level of defense is what we’re going to see going forward that’s all.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hazard to say that last year is not a fluke, but it is also probably his ceiling. He’s not likely to get much more rangy, and he’s always had great reflexes. If there are places he can improve, it’s first step and accuracy to first base, which are not exactly easy to train for in the offseason.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And others. Fan scouting report.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he does.

He is also correct in believing that it is far outweighed by offense.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah? come over here, I’ll kick ya where it hurts!!

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s no secret that the eye test is still one of the best ways to evaluate defense.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The corner of excellence?

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s about all Fred Lewis did.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh. This is funny since Fred Lewis was hated most for having good enough range to get to more balls than others, and then mishandling several of them. Standing in one spot is the least apt descriptor of his defense I can think of.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

True, my intent was that there wasn’t much of a difference.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo's 3b defense was not very good in 2009 and 2010

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I would much rather have Buster at first and Pablo at third than vice versa.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo is too short for first base.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My point is, if Buster needs to move, then he probably shouldn’t be getting an extension. Especially since the organization seems bullish on Panik.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez is far from a top prospect, unfortunately.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He played pretty well in Venezuela this year, right?

And Timmy preferred him to Whiteside. I remain hopeful.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not in the league of a Mesoraco or Grandal.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

These sound dirty out of context.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m absolutely sure you know more than I do about it. But I like to believe that all Giants’ prospects are underrated.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think that they’re not that good so that I’m pleasantly surprised when a Sandoval comes out of nowhere.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Your strategy is superior; however, I consistently fail to execute it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Logic like this is how I imagined to sit through Step Brothers and consider my money well-spent!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

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Yeah

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

I would get tired of baseball fast.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I must be getting old, because I can’t make heads or tails of most of that

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hankschulman I say both get done. RT @jp_on_rye: do you have the sense that they’ll get done eventually? better chance with one over the other?

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Hank is referring to the postgame spreads for himself and Baggs.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Which feature ribeyes! And mustard and horseradish.

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by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

One time I slathered horseradish on my salad instead of ranch. It took me a few bites to notice, but when I did, it was not fun.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I mentioned the condiments convo on twitter

I am now being followed by @condimentsRI.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’s right, the coming year will find me to be a very forgiving man.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Was this asking about deals for Timmy and Matt?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t say when, tho.

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

In the preceding tweet, he predicts Cain in ST, Timmy by the arb deadline.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So Timmy to an extension or just avoiding arb?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… unclear, but it sounds like he’s thinking long-term.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably being deliberately vague so he can claim later he called it whichever one happens.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Henry Schulman
There’s no hurry on Lincecum/Cain extensions. I suspect Timmy talks will go to the wire before arb hearing. Cain in spring training.

Fla-Giant would disagree with Hank about Cain, but it’s a fairly reasonable guess in general, if somewhat bullish.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he could be completely full of shit

but he’s probably closer to the whole thing than Jon Heyman, so I’m going to take heart in what he says

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

All of us are closer than Jon Heyman.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems pretty in line with how things have gone with the pair in the past.

And as discussed above, I don’t think Lincecum’s camp actually believes they are getting an 8-year deal. They’re just trying to be shrewd.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain in spring training.

Schulman might be thinking this:

each of Cain’s past two extensions were inked in March, before Opening Day.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

So they’re both gone then?

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s this jp_on_rye chap?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

don't know him

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

In my mind, I pronounce it Jay-pon-ree.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that's usually the pronunciation i go with these days

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole thing never bothered me that much, but I think there were also more NAs when I started playing seriously who I could do stuff with. It was more a joke.

by Hyoton on Dec 28, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a pretty cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

o m g
And just a note on Jeff Bagwell: Rumors about possible steroid use don’t bother me. I just think he’s a very good player, but not of Hall of Fame caliber. His numbers are very similar to Steve Garvey — Bags .297 batting average to .294 for the Garv, 2,314 hits to 2,599, 449 homers to 272, 1,529 RBIs to 1,308 . But Garvey had two NL Championship Series MVPs, an NL MVP, an All-Star MVP, the longest consecutive game playing streak in NL history (1,207), one of the highest fielding percentages as a first baseman (.996) and an errorless season (1984). Garvey also played on five NL pennant winners and a World Series winner in ’81 with the Dodgers. Bagwell did almost none of this with the Astros. And Garvey didn’t get a sniff from the writers for the HOF.

That’s why I didn’t vote for Bagwell.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

dumb

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

RIBEYEZ

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this part

His numbers are very similar to Steve Garvey — […] 449 homers to 272

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, what? I mean, that difference is more than what like 90%+ of all MLB players ever hit.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

right?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Using pennant wins as an arguement…because we all know that Garvey won those single-handedly, right?

by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Using pennant wins as an arguement…because we all know that Garvey won those single-handedly, right?

Well, he did have those massive forearms. I suppose it’s possible.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad image! Can’t unthink!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the hell is this?

Fielding percentage and an errorless season!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bloom!

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Garvey: .294/.329/.446 (42.5 fWAR)
Bagwell: .297/.408/.540 (83.9 fWAR)

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Imma do a GP on this

Player1 career wRC+ 115
Player2 career wRC+ 149

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take player 1 with a side of Manny Burriss, please!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And an Eckstein garnish.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

With Ketchup ?

Cause we know there’s no mustard on that hot dog.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Sam Miller @SamMillerOCR 11m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The seriously crazy thing about this bit.ly/ttOdHR is that Barry Bloom voted for Steve Garvey! atmlb.com/vjtfIP

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit.. STILL LOL
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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Garvey's defense

I remember that he would always take the ball over to first himself, seemingly no matter how far off the bag he was.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ernie Banks sucked

never made it to a WS.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds sucked even more. If he were really one of the 3 greatest players ever, he’d have won a WS.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that “logic” the other day. If alex Smith goes to the Superbowl then he’s the best qb ever cuz if you are good you go to the superbowl. I was glad Dan Marino was nowhere around.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

But

Dan Williams went on to that illustrious hall of fame career!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Doug Williams

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Trent Dilfer > Fran Tarkenton

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fran’s just not a winner…

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Frannie! What about Phil Sims?

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by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there's a good point here

Garvey was a pretty huge star in his day; bigger than Bagwell was in his.

It is the Hall of Fame and if someone as famous as Garvey doesn’t get in, should Bagwell?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you're trolling, right?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it was easier to be famous back then, there were fewer teams.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Garvey: 116 career OPS+, 35.9 career rWAR
Bagwell: 149 career OPS+, 79.9 career rWAR

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, that argument extrapolates into a lot of other deserving guys not going into the hall because they weren’t “huge” stars like Steve Garvey.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

in any case

in the 90s, when i was growing up, i hardly followed baseball at all, but i knew who the “big players” were and for the Astros I knew who Bagwell was (and Biggio).

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too. On the other hand, I have no idea who Lee Smith is.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee Smith! I barely watched baseball growing up but I remember him for his time with the Cardinals. He was the all-time saves leader before Rivera/Hoffman came along.

by non sequitur on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Therefore proving jponry’s point that fame is totally subjective.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually the case of Lee Smith suggests that a lot of HoF voters *don’t* necessarily value saves so much — to speak to Mr. Brisbee’s clever comparison between Rivera and Edgar Martinez. For a long time Smith was left out and of course he still is. Maybe there’s something Yankee just special Yankee about Rivera Yankee that makes voters Yankee like him and Yankee not Smith.

by non sequitur on Dec 28, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I somewhat changed the subject on you, by the way. That’s why I am non sequitur.

by non sequitur on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Subliminal messaging.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he a relief pitcher? I have no idea what teams he played for.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My lawn.

Get off it.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He played from when I was 2 until I was 19-20. I should have heard of him, but I don’t remember him at all.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

players i remember knowing about in the early 90s

Bonds
Biggio
Bagwell
M Williams
Clemens
Thomas
Griffey

p good list tbh

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a huge baseball fan in the late ’80’s/early ’90’s, but focused mostly on the A’s and Giants.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bud Black

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wade Boggs. I don’t know why I remember him. I too mostly remember players from the A’s and Giants. Oh and that Kirk Gibson guy.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We got one of those Costco boxes of Topps baseball cards, and it seems like 90% of the cards were Wade Boggs or Don Mattingly.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He was also in an episode of Cheers.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia was in an episode of General Hospital.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

being bemused.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith Hernandez was in an episode of Seinfeld.

by City Girl on Dec 28, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

players i remember knowing about in the early 90s 70’s…that’s right I said it.
Johnny Bench ( in my top 5 ever favorites)
Willie May
Roberto Clemente
Willie McCovey
Bobby Bonds
Dick Dietz
Juan Marichal
Gaylord Perry
Tito Fuentes
John Montefusco
Chris Speir
Jack Clark
Pete Rose
Joe Morgan
Tony Pérez
Jack Clark
Dave Concepción
Tug McGraw ( lived in my hometown growing up)
Eddie Murray
Willie Stargell
Reggie Jackson
/not a bad list either

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have heard of every last one of those guys.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference would be that I saw them play.

/Lawn. Please remove yourself.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I can’t believe no one has called me out on Willie May, WIllie Mays half brother.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL me.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Willie May

WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMay!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Saying "who was really more famous" is entirely subjective

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Feared hitter!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if you walk up to Vida Blue and say, “Jim Rice,” Vida Blue shits his pants.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Let us bear in mind

That the closest anyone has ever come to being a unanimous first ballot is Tony Gwynn.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s because there are a bunch of jerks with votes. Ruth didn’t get 100% and neither should [obvious HOF player].

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean that Tony Gwynn got more votes than Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, or ANY OTHER HALL OF FAMER EVER.

By certain lines of reasoning, you could say that that makes Gwynn the most famous player ever.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

More votes, not a higher percentage, right?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking percentage, but I don’t know how the voting pool has changed so I couldn’t tell you for sure.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine there are significantly more BBWAA members now than before.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the voting for Seaver was only 15 years earlier, Ryan 8 years earlier. George Brett, 8 years earliers. And Ripken retired the same year as Gwynn.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I was going off of your Babe Ruth and Willie Mays comment. I imagine that Gwynn was elected 35+ years after those two, right?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Gwynn's last year was 2001.

He almost certainly got more votes than Mays and Ruth, but I still don’t have a leg to stand on vis a vis the guys in front of Gwynn.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And all I meant was that there are a lot of jackasses with votes. :)

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Tom Seaver.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like it.

I thought Gwynn was the most unanimous HoFer. Dunno where that came from. Still, Gwynn is top ten.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't know they'd renamed it the "Hall of WAR"

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

If people are going to use the steroids argument to exclude players, the fame argument kind of goes out the window.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This can't be a real argument

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you’d think it would be okay to use statistics to determine the best baseball players.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say we can't use stats

But it is called the Hall of Fame, right?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's pretty clear that in all sports

the Hall of Fame is meant for the best players, not the “most famous” ones.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

if Bagwell had played for LA instead of Houston, wouldn’t he probably be more famous?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd argue it's a combination

“best players” can be subjective too. “Best” for a couple of years, or best over a bunch of years?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

In Bagwell’s case, he put up OPS+ of at least 135 every year from 1991 to 2002. His overall OPS+ for those years was 155.

He had a 3 year peak from ’94 to ’96 of a 177 OPS+

By comparison, Ken Griffey Jr never put up a 177 OPS+ over the course of a full season…

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Beyond the Box Score talks about this a lot.

The general feeling is that they need to have a peak year or three, in addition to being great for a long time.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Weighted WAR is a pretty good concept.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i think bb-ref's ELOrater

has some stats that are something like peak WAR and prime WAR

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I buy that a 4.5 WAR season is twice as valuable as a 3.0 WAR season.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying the implementation is perfect. But it’s a good concept that gets at giving a bonus for “holy shit” years vs. someone like Jamie Moyer or other compilers.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think maybe wins above average would be a better way of expressing that.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they also have stats that look at Wins over MVP that get extra weight. I think the threshold is 6 WAR.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree that it’s a combination, but I don’t think Bagwell should be on the bubble. He’s pretty clearly in IMO.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 28, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, acting like the Killer B’s weren’t famous is pretty much kididng yourself.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. And Bagwell was the biggest, baddest B of them all.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 28, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bagreed.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

his bb-ref page

isn’t quite barry bonds level stat porn but it’s up there.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Bagwell never made a single error playing RF!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

pffft neither have I.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, you are at least as good as Steve Garvey.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a sweet batting stance, too. Which is a plus in my book.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should ask BSG to mediate this Garvey/Bagwell comparison.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I feel like Starbuck would be on my side.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I go through this all the time with the Hall of Fame and All-Star selections. I appreciate stats, but think these selections go well beyond that. If all that matters is WAR, then let’s just do BB-ref sort and be done with it.

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think all that matters is stats

but comparing Bagwell and Garvey and acting like they’re basically the same player statistically but Garvey had all this extra stuff that Bagwell didn’t have is ridiculous. Bagwell blew Garvey away as a player, whether statistically or otherwise.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So it should be a popularity contest?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the all-star game is

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I hate most of the selections for the ASG. Your point?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

It’s who the fans want to see. I always compare it to movie stars. Chris Cooper might be a better actor, but fans want to see Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible.

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But Mission Impossible doesn’t win Oscars just because it gets the biggest box office. That’s the difference.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you just made my point

“star” and “fame” are different than technical performance.

MVP is like an Oscar and should be given to the best. All-Star is popularity contest.

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The HOF is pretty clearly closer to the Oscars than the All-star game.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP MAKING MY POINTS BEFORE I CAN!

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure when the conversation shifted to the ASG. ASG =/= HOF.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

HOF=decided by a small number of people in the biz
Oscars=decided by a small number of people in the biz
All-Star=decided by masses of unwashed humanity

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was making the point that both have an element of popularity

unless my understanding of the words “star” and “fame” are off base

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think most people are arguing that fame should play a very big part though. Just because Brian Wilson trolls Jim Rome and wears Spandex suits doesn’t make him a better player or more deserving of an honor like being inducted into the HOF. But it certainly makes him more famous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Again a little too literal a reading

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I’m done.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Oscars go to the best Actors

If they went to most famous or popular Shia Lebouf and Lindsay Lohan would have a case of them

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, good point! ;)

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Well done!

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I only care about the Kid’s Choice Awards. Ooooooh that guy is going to get so much slime dropped on him!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

An Oscar is more like an MVP

An all-star selection is more like being a box-office hit

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think the HoF is more about

finding the Oscar winners than the box office hits.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's somewhere in between

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why don’t they make the HOF a voting affair like the All-Star game? Why do they leave it up to, what they determine to be at least, the wise experts in the field?

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at the list of players in it

I would say that the vast majority of those elected were done so because the voters felt they were the best players of their time, not the most famous, necessarily.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it's also worth mentioning

that for the most part, it really is generally the best players who end up being the most famous.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re Eugenio Velez and you’re famous because you’re so terrible at baseball.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Name me one player who got in based in a substantial way on how famous he is?

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Puckett and perhaps Sutter.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirby Puckett was really fucking good

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He was good, but he also a sad story with the eye problems and whatnot.

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

44.8 Career WAR.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Short career though

Gets into the whole longevity vs. peak performance thing

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirby Puckett was really fucking good

This should be repeated

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

Puckett had 7 career top 10 MVP finishes. It might have been erroneous, but i think he was perceived as being one of the best players in baseball over his career.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

And I have no idea how "famous" Sutter was

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the “Sutter” thing is more of a “contribution to the sport”, which I lumped in with “famous”.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sutter was seen as the first modern late-inning reliever, or at least made it more of the norm. Always thought he was overrated but people always spoke of him in reverent terms. And like most closers back then, he often threw 3-4 innings

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and people say he brought the splitter into popular use, which is another reason for his popularity.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Gossage and Fingers preceded Sutter as late-inning relievers

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Fingers was a closer before there really was a conception of a closer and Gossage was around when Sutter was around but Sutter seemed to be really good for a much longer time (again, I thought he was overrated but he’s got some good numbers)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Kurt Flood for HOF!

Also, holy shit. Jackie Robinson’s wOBA in 1949 was .455.

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by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't think

… that in the original conception of the “Hall of Fame”, that “fame” was so distinct from “quality” as we seem to be taking it now. The meanings of these terms change; these days everything is cast within the terms of the statheads vs. non-statheads debate, so that fame seems like something subjective and independent of the player’s “objective” skill.

A separate thought that occurred to me is that the subjective concept of “fame” can in some cases get institutionalized into an objective stat. Like maybe saves. Or pitcher wins. Whatever. I’m in a pretty po-mo mood right now.

by non sequitur on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?
It’s who the fans want to see.

Because, stupidly, this time it counts.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s got the shit fans crave!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The author isn’t relying on non-statistical reasons. He is relying on BAD statistical reasons, like fielding percentage.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite thing ever is when old school writers say, “I don’t believe in stats” and then use a bunch of (poorly chosen, cherrypicked) stats to support their assertion.

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“This WAR stuff is crap. Here is a list of RBI leaders.”

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by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, yeah.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BATTING AVERAGE NERBS!!!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Stats don't matter

But using something like “fame” which has absolutely nothing to do with one’s ability to play baseball is completely ridiculous

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

*

My headline is sposed to say stats aren’t all the matters

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? So they named it the Hall of Fame for shits and giggles?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The HoF's mission statement says

it is to “honor excellence within the game”. Not honor whoever was the most famous.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty straightforward.
AND it allows for outstanding persons to get a look even if they’re not statistically at the top.

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by waelwulf on Dec 28, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you're reading the title a little too literally

The Oscars don’t go to the best actors and directors named Oscar

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I get the argument but I think that the fame should be one deciding factor and not encompassing. I mean Bagwell was pretty darn good for a very long period of time which is one of my two criteria to get in (the other is insane good for 5 years).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Then we ought to put Eddie Gaedel in the hall.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ok you trolling

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that Valhalla?

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Well done.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What is wrong with subjectivity in regard to the Hall of Fame? I don’t mind Garvey getting consideration based on ‘fame’, I just mind people trying to say Bagwell was a similar player.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was responding to Goofus saying Bagwell isn’t deserving because he wasn’t as famous as Garvey…

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. I don’t think essentially meaningless accolades need to be scientifically verifiable. I actually think Eddie Gaedel should have a tiny little plaque in the hall.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is saying “don’t use fame.” I think what is being said is, “don’t ignore really, really good stats, because you can’t find the fame anywhere.”

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain that something related to Gaedel is in the Hall

but the actual players elected to it are meant to be the best of the best.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there is obviously a big difference between being IN the HOF museum and “being inducted into the Hall of Fame”. Not sure which one Johnny was talking about.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There ought to be some exceptions

I think Curt Flood should be in the Hall of Fame, although his production wouldn’t really warrant it.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree w/ that

but I’d say his overall contribution to the game was pretty huge, maybe larger than any player in history.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Logan Morrison is a twitter pioneer so I think he's definitely getting in

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps I should be clear: I think Bagwell is HOF worthy (I actually think that if Lance Berkman wasn’t one of them, it would be cool for the Killer B’s to go in as a group). I also do not think Garvey is HOF material, but I do understand how he looms large (perhaps larger than warranted) to Giants fans of a certain age.
What I have a problem with is the insistence that there is a ‘right’ answer to the question of who belongs, that the answer is somehow verifiable mathematically, and that I have to accept whatever statistical test is deemed proper for Hall of Fame voting. Glory isn’t rational. I reserve the right to take ridiculous things into consideration (this goes for all meaningless accolades, including the MVP and CYA)

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And I think that’s why the average fan doesn’t get a vote. The HOF is left to, what baseball has decided to be, the wisest elder statesmen of the sport (even if that is silly to a lot of us).

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I really think that the whole amorphorous non-baseball thing

is a way for writers to exclude people they don’t care for without having to cite a reason.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This is 100% correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Pearlman.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah but see the Hall of Fame isn't for you

It’s for the players who deserve it. And I promise it means more to the players than you. And deserving players aren’t getting in because of ridiculous bullshit

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s why there’s a veteran’s committee…wait.. or is that football?

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball has one.

they just put Ron Santos in like two weeks after he died.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

but unless and until Pete Rose in in the HoF, it’s more of a club than a true honoring shrine.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch some acceptance speeches

And then tell me that the players feel the same way

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not saying that it’s the right way to do it but it’s clearly a club in which the writers are the membership committee.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course they are honored, and of course they are proud to be in that fraternity, but I promise you that Joe Morgan feels differently about the qualifications than you do.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just going to leave this here.
Augusta National Golf Club has about 300 members at any given time. Membership is strictly by invitation; there is no application process.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

golf sux

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Fell free to take it with you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You realize I'm agreeing with you, right?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t speak for me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

For one thing, he’s unlikely to be as amusing as you.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ditto for steroids.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s for the fans.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Then do you think that the fans should decide who is in the hall?

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you rationally believe that?

It’s a validation for the very best in their profession.

It’s about the players.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they sell the tickets to players.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But “Employee of the Month” at your local McDonalds is not for the customers, it’s for the employees.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know my local McDonalds gives out an employee of the month?

Stalker.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/watches you through binoculars as he slowly chews a Big Mac

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, which one of us is eating the Big Mac?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say me, but my smug cred would be at stake.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, what about my smug cred?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah crap.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But
But "Employee of the Month" at your local McDonalds is not for the customers, it’s for the employees.

Then why is the sign out where customers can see it instead of the employee break room?

It’s for both

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps the employee gets more pride out of knowing that others can see it?

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's about recognition for the employee

Just like the HOF

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

I doubt many “employees of the month” care that much if the award does not come with some financial bonus.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

People only care about awards cuz of money

Got it.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow is that an overstatement.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would they sell tickets to the people being inducted?

That doesn’t even make sense.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

Fans are the ones also visiting the HoF.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fan arrogance disgusts me

You think everything is about you and completely ignore how baseball is these guys lives and they’ve worked so hard to get where they are.

Can’t we, as fans, step back and let a guy have something without making it about us?

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll admit to not having really paid much attention to this whole subthread, but this comment is seriously ridiculous out of context.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying that the HOF

The ultimate validation for a player is about the fans is the definition of fan arrogance.

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

/checks dictionary.com

Weird, it’s not showing up for me.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Your arrogance, on the other hand, is very refreshing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Personal attacks

Last vestiges of a failed argument

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I should be very proud

for be victorious over you on some many arguments.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that is a mangled sentence.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I got too excited…totally blew the delivery.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

TW...

aw, shucks

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 28, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

I’ve only ever attacked your failed ability to use logic. Never attacked any “trait” I perceive you to have. Trust me you would know the difference if I ever did it.

I also think you sometimes you take opinions just for the sake of arguing. And I take issue with that

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is very well said

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Garvey loomed large everywhere, even places outside of here. He was the 1B and one of the biggest stars of a very good Dodger team that got to the Series 3 times in 4 years, winning one of them. Then there was all that “Mr. Clean” or whatever image he had going with him that turned out to be a joke. Anyways, I think Garvey deserves to be in there because of his stature (yep, fame). People knew who he was and he put up good enough numbers to be considered- he was one of that era’s biggest stars and that’s something that should be weighed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if a career .329 OBP

is really enough to sell me on him. I mean… he’s pretty much Freddy Sanchez with some pop and durability.

Also, look at Josh Hamilton, or Nelson Cruz. Notable guys on multiple time world series contenders… does that make them Hall of Fame caliber? Does it make David Ortiz Hall of Fame Worthy?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Size of plaque…interesting. Maybe they should vary the size of plaque to honor those who are all time greats and allow those fringe guys to have a wee little plaque but still be in the HOF.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Did u just use fame as a qualification for making the HOF?

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Interestingly

He did vote for

Barry Larkin, Edgar Martinez, Fred McGriff, Mark McGwire, Jack Morris, Rafael Palmeiro, Tim Raines, Lee Smith and Alan Trammell.

McGriff, Lee Smith, and Trammell are all sold members of the Hall of Very Good.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Trammell is a HoFer

But it is weird that he’d vote yes for Trammell and no for Bagwell

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh

I mean, that’s actually a pretty decent ballot other than thinking Bagwell is a similar player to Garvey.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Morris. Yech.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, I totally glossed over Morris, haha

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Most simple explanation:

He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Occam’s Razor!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I see you’ve been paying attention. ;)

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Now

with 7 blades

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I use mine wet!

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just talking about using his criteria

Trammell: .285, 185 Hrs, and 1003 RBIs

59.4 oWAR in 20 seasons and a plus defender.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oic

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You're refusal to just use WAR is so so so funnny
59.4 oWAR in 20 seasons and a plus defender.

Lulz

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be the silliest thing I’ve read today.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Dec 28, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: ESPN F's up

Oh dear. ESPN is catching some big shit from hockey fans. Apparently ESPN does some end of the year / year in review deal and in their “in memoriam” segment they failed to mention a single hockey player……. not even a mention of Lokomotiv. (Russian team whose plane crashed.)

http://deadspin.com/5871347/as-far-as-espn-is-concerned-not-a-single-hockey-player-died-this-year

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

Woah, and there were at least 3 suicides, IIRC.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, there were and I can see maybe you don’t talk about those??? BUT A WHOLE FUCKING TEAM DIES and dies tragically AND YOU DON’T MENTION IT?

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t show hockey on ESPN, so it doesn’t exist, right?

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

right

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming up next: all 26 dunks by the Heat four days ago.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Crosby being sick again

for me this might be the end of hockey

by orange velvet on Dec 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone expecting any kind of integrity from ESPN is looking in the wrong place

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

JOHN ROCKER WAS FAMOUS! JOHN ROCKER FOR HOF

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

JOHN BOWKER

DUDE COULD INSPIRE SOME HEATED ARGUMENTS

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis!

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

he was more infamous so he deserves to be in the Hall of Infamy.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ruben Rivera.

First ballot.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Ferrell played in a minor league baseball game once

He’s famous! Put him in!

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Jordan!

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Sheen played a famous baseball player in a movie

PUT HIM IN!

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

Sylvester Stallone is in the Boxing HoF…

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hall of Fatheads?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason I was thinking about Conseco and the HoF a couple days ago. Even with a debate with myself I couldn’t come to a conclusion.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you guys seem especially snarky today.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

We got fleeced big time
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by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

I’m imagining the self-loathing that A’s fans would have if this happened.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There is that

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

8 NIners selected to Pro Bowl roster
Eric Branch

One notable omission was rookie linebacker Aldon Smith (14 sacks), who is one sack from breaking the NFL’s record for sacks by a rookie; he ranks fifth in the NFL in the category.

Aldon Smith on not making Pro Bowl: “I was a little disappointed, but this is not my last year playing football.”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING

They already announced it yesterday

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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Aldon Smith was just quoted by Eric Branch a couple of minutes ago on Twitter. I was just adding some context.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Aldon might be the most likable Niner

at least he would be if not for Patrick Willis and Frank Gore.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Him running off the field to the bench after that sack the Rams game

is probably my favorite moment of the season.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when he ran down that wide receiver?

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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No, actually.

:(

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING!

Also, ALEX SMITH WUZ ROBBED!

by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No no, he gave that ball to the other team.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Some 49ers fans actually think Alex Smith was snubbed.

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL THEM

seriously he’s having a decent year but now pro-bowl worthy

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Dec 28, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Cordell Stewart was raging about it on Mike & Mike this morning.

It was pretty entertaining, actually.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have Rodgers, Manning, Brees, Ryan, Romo, Newton, Stafford ahead of Smith. If they an NFC West vs. AFC West Pro Bowl, then Smith deserves it, Sadly, he’s the best QB in the NFC West.

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bradford might be better if he had somebody, anybody to throw to.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Like most of the time...JoePo is the man to go to.

http://joeposnanski.si.com/2011/12/27/hof-story-3-the-yea-votes/

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

love his ballot

and his reasonings <3

he clearly spends more time thinking about his ballot than most

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

JoPo clearly spends more time thinking than most.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Willie Mays was so good

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, love this:
For 10 years — 1993 through 2002 — he hit .306/.422/.574, and even though that was when offense was king, those crazy numbers were still good enough to make him the best hitter East of Barry Bonds.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s an issue I have with basing the HOF entry on stats: what are you going to do with the steroid era? It’s pretty clear that Bonds & McGwire, for two, had their numbers skewed to some degree because of whatever they took. I realize those are two guys who would most likely have made it anyway without steroids, but I imagine there are a ton of borderline HOF candidates who have skewed numbers. We don’t know to what degree, but the elephant in the room is there.

You can’t just leave all PED users out, that’s going to leave a giant hole in the HOF timeline. I’m not saying it should be “whoever was famous” either, but to me, the HOF should tell the story of the history of baseball, highlighting the most significant players/coaches that shaped the game. Obviously most of the players will have the highest level of statistical play, but I do think there should be room for important players who may not have the best stats out there, but still shaped the game in some significant way.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

compare them to their peers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If only there was a stat that did this...

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Stats are for nerdz

guts and heart is what gets you in!

Eckstein for the HoF!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

World Series MVP!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but do you think it’s fair to compare them to their peers when we don’t really know the prevalence of PED use? Even if you do that, there could be a number of guys getting in that wouldn’t have deserved it otherwise.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone had insane offensive numbers in the post-strike era.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The same thing happened in the ’20s and ’30s.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as baseball “purists” would like to claim, there is no way you can compare a player from one generation with another in a different generation.

Pitchers had tremendous advantage in 1900-1920s because they only used 2 balls for the entire game.

Players before the 1950s did not have against non-white players.

Players between 1960s-1980s had to travel the entire country and many did drugs (just not steroids)

Players between mid 1980s to mid 2000 were the “steroid era”.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as baseball "purists" would like to claim, there is no way you can compare a player from one generation with another in a different generation.

Wait, what? How does ERA+ and OPS+ (and adjusted stats in general) not account for that?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Because of all the issues that related to actual baseball playing

like steroids or segregation.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, segregation is an obvious one, but how does OPS+ not account for steroids? Because you don’t know who was clean and who wasn’t?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That

and it’s impossible to know what effect steroids really did have and what players in the “non-steroid era” did or did not do to affect their performance.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, that goes for all eras. Greenies were prevalent for a long time. Taking this to its logical end, not only can you not compare players between eras, you can’t compare them even within the same era.

I don’t think that’s true.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a lot easier to compare players of the same era.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s true. Or, at least, you have yet to provide any evidence that would convince me of its truth.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Different pitches seems to be a big factor. What if Babe Ruth couldn’t hit a cutter?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that conclusion?

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It means that you might as well give up in terms of most/all talent evaluation.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Tommy John and/or laser eye surgery anyone?

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because stats are a factor doesn’t mean you can’t take other factors or the overall context into the voting.

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree

And was kind of trying to make that point. I’m all for using stats to compare people, just reading through the comments it seems like a lot of people here balk at using measurements other than stats.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 28, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you may be misreading a lot of the comments then.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think a bunch of people said, “stats shouldn’t be everything.”

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by kdl on Dec 28, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The “stats shouldn’t be everything” line seems to come up a lot, but I honestly can’t imagine anybody saying with a straight face “Yeah, stats are everything.”

What are we defending?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule for voting
"Voting shall be based upon the player’s record, playing ability, integrity, sportsmanship, character and contributions to the team(s) on which the player played."

That leaves a lot of room for non-stats stuff.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and by the way.

Beat the Longhorns. Woo.

/has no ties to Cal

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve come to the conclusion that there are multiple ways to earn your way into the HOF: through stats, or through fame. Omar Vizquel probably doesn’t deserve to get in by the numbers, but he certainly will get some votes, and I don’t necessarily disagree with that. He basically embodies my ideal baseball player, personality-wise. That being said, if someone, like Bagwell, has phenomenal numbers, I absolutely believe he should be in. He should not be excluded for lack of publicity.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

People have said that Omar will be hurt by the fact he also played in the same era as Nomar, Jeter, and ARod and so comes out only as the 4th best SS of his time and thus not quite HoF worthy. I think Omar should be a no brainer but I don’t make those decisions

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 28, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see Omar get in

If simply because it’s nice to see some defense-first guys in there. Omar is the 4th best SS of his era, but he’s one of the best defensive shortstops ever. My opinion is that it merits consideration, but I get why it lacks appeal to the voters.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s also telling when you hear about how many Latin American and players have cited Vizquel as a role model. In his own way, he’s already left his mark on the sport.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone watch the Military Bowl?

I was just checking the scores and realized they scored a lot of points. Was it a good game?

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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

My dad was watching it, but then he went to the store.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

See, this is why I don't have any problem with talking about politics here

This discussion about the Hall of Fame is far more heated than anything politics-related that gets discussed here.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

RON PAUL!!!!!
/gets banned

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If you all weren’t so wrong then I wouldn’t feel the need to degrade you personally.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What you are saying is that

I am asking for it.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In truth I save most of my degradation for GiantPain, but even that is mostly in fun. I’m not intelligent enough to have complicated opinions about baseball, politics, literature, and food (much as I may wish to). All I can do riff – the weakest for of commentary.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But yes, you’re asking for it. Not liking fish is just criminal.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget cake > pie

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ANOTHER HEINOUS ACT

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What about fishcakes?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Crabcakes > Fishpies

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the only thing I agree with CalBear23902389280348903408

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a serious misquote

I like most fish: Salmon, Halibut, Tuna, Chilean Seabass, Mahi Mahi, Cod, etc.

I do not like catfish, seafood stews or soups, or sushi that much.

I really don’t like crab, squid, oysters, or other mollusks.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It is Jhiat00 who tragically disparages all fish.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So you like bony fish

but not other seafood (which are not fish). This is acceptable.

You are still wrong for not liking sushi, though.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Lock me up and throw away the key.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

done and done

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/rattles cage

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/feed you fish.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/feeds you nothing but water and grilled salmon

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A TRAGIC FATE!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/constructs shiv from fish bones

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Where would you hide it? You know they do cavity searches.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Between someone's ribs.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/nominates someone else to act as your guard

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Boras at his best
Edwin Jackson may not be an ace, but he’s the top free agent starter available at this point in the offseason. Agent Scott Boras told Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports that Jackson is a safer bet than Japanese right-hander Yu Darvish.

"If someone were to say that Yu Darvish would come in, average 200 innings, less than a 4.00 ERA and be a solid two or three starter, they would be elated," Boras said. "The reality is, that is exactly what Edwin Jackson has done."

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Elated at under 4.00?

God, we’re so spoiled.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras is overstating his case.

In the current league, a 4 ERA is a 4th starter.

The actual best starter available is Hiroki Kuroda.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackson has had a very up and down season

but even in a good year last year, he was a 3.1 rWAR. He’s a 3rd/4th starter.

Darvish has the potential to be a no. 1 and probably will be a no. 2 or 3. He will be a no. 3 on the Angels.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

fail

he will be a no. 1 or no. 2 on Texas.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude throws no hitters.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The Winds of Winter sample chapter omg

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/if-sample.html

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

STANNIS!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW

though someone on westeros.org pointed out that this chapter could take place before the last Jon chapter of ADWD

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

I thought they were all frozen. Where exactly are they?

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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What is it about those books that immediately puts me to sleep whenever I try to start them.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not my cup of tea either.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean for my post to be a troll—-I really want to like those books, but I get so bogged down in names.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Got to hang tough a bit and arrive at the epic parts.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I read War and Peace without really paying attention to the names. It didn’t make a lot of sense, but there were some memorable scenes.

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by El Person on Dec 28, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, I found War and Peace to be rather dizzying. Having every other person be named Sasha was a bold narrative choice.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

this

easiest book to fall asleep to that I ever tried to read

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Dec 28, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yup
did you make it through it ?
I’ve read War and Peace and Uncle Tom’s Cabin, couldn’t finish Solitude.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved 100 Years of Solitude.

To each hir own.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Since I read ridiculously fast there are few books I don’t make it through. Solitude was one, something by Rushdie [not verses though] and Lamb are the only 3 books I never managed to finish.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t finish books all the time. But not the ones you mentioned. I loved Lamb!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent 10 years on an atheist debate channel and found the stuff in Lamb not as crazy as the stuff from that channel, difficult to describe really….

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember you mentioning that once when things got hairy here between the statheads and the straw hats.

How about that Logan Couture? He is just awesome.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think somebody starched Joe’s boxers, he’s cranky tonight.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He did get a goal tho.

Plus Vancouver is getting away with murder, while he’s been in the box twice.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rushdie book was probably Midnight’s Children—I loved it the same way I loved 100 Years of Solitude. Perhaps those magical realism are not your cup of tea :-)

by Amynishiki on Dec 28, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I loved Midnight’s Children, too. I guess we have the same taste in books.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed! Have you read Wind-Up Bird Chronicles? Another goodie.

by Amynishiki on Dec 28, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, that’s Chronicle, not Chronicles.

by Amynishiki on Dec 28, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

One of my favs. Little, Big?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I just put it on hold at the library. Thanks!

by Amynishiki on Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope you enjoy it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite book ever.

by Amynishiki on Dec 28, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I made it through, although it took me a while. Rereading 2 pages to start every night and of course the names were confusing . Without the chart in the front of the book, who knows.
I loved it

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Dec 28, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I generally liked it

But damn, all the name repetition was confusing.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

100 Years of Solidarity

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

God, that would suck.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For us, at least

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I get pretty tired of me sometimes, too.

It’s why I take breaks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

How does one take a break from oneself? Out-of-body experience?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

From here, I mean.

I’d like to think I’m more tolerable in person.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish we could quit you.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting wound up in the tangle that is that family is exactly the point, though. If you’re not struggling to keep them all straight, Marquez isn’t doing his job. It’s a beautifully written book, in the English translation. Marquez even says he prefers the English translation, though his reasons for saying that are unclear.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t care. And the more people act like it’s OMG THE BEST THING EVER the less I care.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I clearly don't mean for you to read this

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously though. The best thing ever.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a monster more fiendish than even CalBear949

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That's is totally uncalled for.

Not need to issue rotoreuter like that.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He provoked me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

insult…typing fail…

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I take issue with your typing!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of names

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ASOIF character lineups?

I think Arya is my SS.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Stark Direwolves

C Bran
1B Ned
2B Maester Luwin
3B Robb
SS Arya
LF Sansa
CF Jon
RF Catelyn
P Theon (Book 1 Theon)
batboy Rickon

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lions of Lannister

C Kevan Lannister, the solid, reliable backstop.
1B Gregor Clegane, the cleanup monster.
2B Tyrion Lannister, the oft-underestimated savvy defender up the middle.
SS Bronn, completing the double-play combo and offering a strong bat.
3B Sandor Clegane, the power threat at the hot corner.
LF Shagga Son of Dolf, a statue in the field but a beast at the plate.
CF Jaime Lannister, the five-tool wonder.
RF Vargo Hoat, a wild hacker but just look out when he runs into one.
SP Cersei Lannister, the crafty lefty to end them all.
Closer/Manager Tywin Lannister, running the game from the bench and then coming in to finish the job when the enemy is on the verge of defeat.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Five tools but only one hand!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you can't have sellswords!

I’ll switch out Sansa with Rodrik Cassell, and put in Brynden Blackfish for the Maester.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, I'd put them up against anyone

Except possibly Team Dany, if they’re allowed to play dragons in the outfield.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 28, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Targaryen Dragons

LF Rhaegar
CF Viserion
RF Drogon
Manager Daenerys

Game over.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops, Rhaegal.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But team Dany is pretty good even without dragons

2B Grey Worm
CF Aggo
P Ser Barristan
1B Khal Drogo (or Daario, if we don’t allow dead people)
RF Rakharo
C Strong Belwas
LF Jhogo
SS Ser Jorah
3B Skahaz
P Brown Ben Plumm?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 28, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Khal Drogo would be a beast of a hitter.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you can’t have sellswords!

Ok, Ser Latos.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

this chapter just got me so excited for TWOW

too bad it’s probably like 4 years away

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m only on A Clash of Kings. Glad to know I have a lot more to read.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

You can word it better than that

I’m only on ACoK. Glad to know I have a lot more to look at.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ACok is so much longer too. So far I’ve only been able to devour a small portion but I’m looking forward to taking it all in.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

ACoK is a lot to handle, it’s true.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

behave.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to behave when you’ve got ACoK in your hands.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I peruse it on the can, other times at the dinner table.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

At the dinner table is just rude

Ignoring other folks at the table because you have ACoK in your hands is the worst in bad manners.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What if your family values things like though, and they want you to grow and enjoy yourself? It seems like they might be willing to forgo the conversation and let you enjoy ACoK at the table.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

At least you ought to share ACoK with them instead of enjoying it all by yourself.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s just basic etiquette for people with ACoK.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The dinner table is the only place to sit in our upstairs (we have a family room downstairs) so it’s not that I’m thumbing through ACok while eating dinner but that I just happen to be sitting at the dinner table. That’s not to say I am ashamed of ACok it’s just more of a manners thing.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Offense

apparently model itself after the Niners offense.

Yeah FG attempts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 28, 2011 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Too bad they don't model the 49ers defense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL MAYNARD

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

Did we talk about this
SAC Capital’s Steven Cohen Putting Together Bid For Dodgers
SAC Capital Advisors Founder Steven Cohen is bidding on the Dodgers and has "engaged one of America’s notable sports architecture firms to propose renovations to Dodger Stadium, allied himself with one of baseball’s power brokers, secured the support of at least two prominent Angelenos and met with several major league owners." He was joined in those meetings by WMG agent Arn Tellem, who "could run the Dodgers if Cohen were to buy the team." Cohen earlier this year "explored bidding" for a minority share of the Mets (L.A. TIMES, 12/28).

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

I don't like Cal

But watching the Holiday Bowl, it seems like ESPN is pro Texas. I guess it’s because ESPN has ownership stake in the Longhorn Network.

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

How dare you accuse ESPN of bias!

Their record of integrity speaks for itself

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well,

there’s also the fact that Cal is unranked, and is a serious underdog in this game.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Off topic but I just got back from Six Flags with some college friends. It was really fun

got to see baby Brandon the giraffe. he was separated from the other giraffes and was trying to undo the gate with his tongue, I was thinking “wow he’s acting like Belt” trying to get out to play

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Dec 28, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

giraffe tongues are weird

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yes they are

I work there as a guide to the animal exhibits today was my day off, usually I work at the dolphin pool that is really fun. I’ve been going there since it was marine world

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Dec 28, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

neat!
I remember it when it was on Marine World Parkway over in …what… Redwood City?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

and africa USA was in Santa Rosa and they combined them when they moved to Vallejo. I remember they had two Orcas there and those were and still are my favorite animals, along with the dolphins

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Dec 28, 2011 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

The Bears, they are golden.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Dec 28, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

did they win?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Right after I typed that, they gave up a long touchdown.

They are now losing 14-10

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Dec 28, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BEARS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Dec 28, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Good Sharks and Warriors games tonight

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Better than these stupid bears!

by Hyoton on Dec 28, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid Burns

dude is squirrelly.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm assuming Burns is in hockey

I am also guessing baseball and hockey are your two sports and not the other two major sports.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point in my life, yes.

Also tennis, but its their very short off season.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid Boyle

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Boyle has been having a crappy year.

What’s with successful PK, then give up a nothing goal? That’s twice this week.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

he did have a broken foot

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe hecame back too soon.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice play

nothing to show for it. Ugh.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll watch baseball and football. Basketball is used as background noise. IF I watch hockey, it would be the Olympics or the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Lou Wolff is trying to be a real life Rachel Phelps; trying to be so bad so they could move the team somewhere else.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Wow Luongo

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

That was a nice save.

WTF Sharks, when will they learn to stop turning it over so stupidly so often?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to believe they are tied for first in the division.

It sure as hell doesn’t feel like it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Couture is the only one that really seems like a complete hockey player to me. The rest are varying degrees of slow or lame. Yet, I keep watching.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A

And I didn’t read the main post yet, but COME THE FUCK ON:

Brass has said they don’t like extensions for 1+ guys

Of course this group of slackjawed fucktards doesn’t like incredibly underpriced and awesome deals. That would be crazy.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Dec 28, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Post read; point stands

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Dec 28, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Knicks and Warriors should trade coaches

I feel like each team would be better

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

I also think Klay Thompson doesn't know how to dribble

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, Cal.

You poor bastards with your butterfingers and your MaginO-Line.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 28, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

YAY

This is a crazy game.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So have the A's finally succeeded in trading away every notable player on the team?

Who is left now, Braden and Suzuki?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 28, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

Daric Barton, Brett Anderson

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

AAA/Injured and recovering from TJ

Otherwise Anderson would definitely be gone already.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

McCarthy.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Peter Gammons:

The money is on the coasts. The Angels are Los Angeles and they soon will face the market challenge of the Dodgers. It is significant that Frank McCourt can sell to whomever gives him the best deal, as opposed to sales being coordinated by the Commissioner’s Office and other owners.

Whether it is Steve Cohen’s group or the Mark Walter/Magic Johnson/Stan Kasten group or a group headed by Dennis Gilbert, not only is McCourt going to get market value, but the new Dodgers are going to come charging. The difference between the NL West’s highest payroll, the Giants, and the lowest, the Padres, was nearly $80 million last year.

Where will that go? By Opening Day 2013, will the D-backs’ payroll be even half that of the Dodgers?


Link

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Aw, Cal lost? A shame.

by non sequitur on Dec 28, 2011 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

In deference to Ayoob’s infamy as Booya, my old roommate and I have taken to shouting Dranyam! anytime Cal football was embarrassing this season.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Jane Lee mlb.com Athletics reporter:

Maybe the A’s waited too long to trade him(Andrew Bailey), because I don’t think they got the haul they really wanted for him. Plus they also got rid of Ryan Sweeney in doing so. Seems like they could have waited till the trade deadline next year, just to up his value even more.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20040829&topic_id=26016984

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 28, 2011 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

OT: I hate when divorcing couples

passive-aggressively fight through facebook. I’ve got two couples of friends doing this right now and it sucks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

Time to pick sides

then unfriend the one that you didn’t pick.

"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But I don't want to take sides.

I like them all. Just not their petty bickering.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfriend them both. You don’t need that crap.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

or all four.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No. The “burn all bridges” strategy is not a winner

by Bar None on Dec 28, 2011 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Scorched earth FTW!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

===

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Block them from your news feed for now and wait it out.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you considered sending them both a note?

“Hey, for those of us that care about both of you and want to remain friends with both of you, it’s pretty tough watching your sniping back and forth. I know you’re going through a lot, but I’m pretty sure you’re both good enough people that you’ll regret what you’re currently doing on Facebook.”

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine them both inviting you to events on the same day, and you’re the only invitee.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So, that Brandon Rush trade is looking pretty good for the Warriors right now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING!!

Cheetah The Chimp Did Not Die Yesterday, Was Already Dead.

A similar claim about another chimpanzee that supposedly played second banana to Weissmuller was debunked in 2008 in a Washington Post story.

Writer R.D. Rosen discovered that the primate, which lived in Palm Springs, Calif., was born around 1960, meaning it wasn’t oldest enough to have been in the Tarzan movies of Hollywood’s Golden Age that starred Olympic swimming star Weissmuller as the vine-swinging, loincloth-wearing Ape Man and Maureen O’Sullivan as Jane.

Also, that is one impressive run-on sentence.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 28, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

Though not as impressive as this one on (or off) the subject of a post about same on Gawker.

I was of the belief that Douglas Adams, who surely must have penned this abomination (or, if you will, master stroke), was deceased, as I had read his obituary or some other such tribute to the great modern satirist – likely on a literary blog in no small part inspired by him – but I do not pretend to have any great memory or even any great desire to verify what I post (drats and confound you Google Searchbox, as you mock me from the upper right corner of my browser) and, in fact, must confess to that great inertial disease of internet apathy that allows me to care enough to spout off and return after a period to see the reaction that my spoutings have engendered but, ironically and paradoxically, not enough to actually fact-check to stave off any inflammatory responses to my posting about how I am lazy or ignorant or just plain stupid for trusting either my memory or the great amorphous internet (which I no longer capitalize, as per The New York Times Style Manual [again, this may be incorrect as it may be The AP Style Manual but I do not care enough to actually check]) and instead, as the great unwashed masses of angered internet readers will inform me, I should have checked the Wikipedia, which to them, is the ultimate culmination of mankind’s knowledge – a 21st Century Library of Alexandria, as it were, where the traditionally-maligned geeks now sit in stead of the formerly maligned Moors in safeguarding the collection of the wisdom of the ages, but, because this is modern times and we are living in the Ironic Epoch, it must be punctuated with snark and asides which add nothing and detract from an otherwise scholarly tone – a sentiment that I hold which, again, will likely raise the ire of the denizens of the Information Superhighway (O great archaic phrase of the Nineties).

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 28, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Which, again, may be stylistically poopy, but is not a run-on.

A run-on sentence improperly combines two complete, independent sentences. A run on sentence can be as short as a few words. “I went to the store, I bought butter.” is one example of a run-on. Run-on does not equal long.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It does run on and on, though, like Bilbo's roads.

No, you are of course correct. That sentence makes perfect sense despite its verbosity. It’s brilliant.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a run-on sentence. It has some editing gaffs, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Or gaffes, even, unless you meant a seal-hunting weapon or cock-fighting spurs.

What’s that law about internet grammar corrections? ;-)

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

HANG 'EM HIGH

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I most certainly meant a seal-hunting weapon or cock-fighting spurs.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a poll question on ESPN.com which shows how bad the top of the 2005 NFL Draft was: Which team made the best pick at the top of the 2005 NFL Draft? Choices are 49ers (Alex Smith), Dolphins (Ronnie Brown), Browns (Braylon Edwards), Bears (Cedric Benson), Bucs (Carnell Williams). If you want to add the rest of the top 10: Pacman Jones, Troy Williamson, Antrel Rolle, Carlos Rogers, Mike Williams.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

Best Pick: Ronnie Brown

The Niners’ incompetence in QB development…sigh.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

49% of the people who voted (28,186) voted for Alex Smith.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of meh, though most of those players were at least good for a bit.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, the rest of the first round looks so much better than the top 10. Ware, Merriman, Rodgers, Jamaal Brown, Roddy White, Heath Miller, etc.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

carlos rogers has turned out okay!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 29, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea how the Warriors are blowing out the Knicks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

I'm not about to ask questions.

Just trying to enjoy it while it lasts.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing of basketball, but it was a pretty fun game.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

kripes, I hope the Sharks don’t play Vancouver in the playoffs…somebody’s gonna get killed.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

Yah these teams hate each other

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy game.

I hope it doesn’t go to shootout.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong thing to say.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

double reverse jinx-o-rama-rama

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

that one’s on me. Nothing to do with the Sharks inability to pass to save a life.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It was kind of amusing when the ref were trying to break up 3 fights at the same time, and as soon as they turned their backs on one it would resume.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that was familiar

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by DFARowand on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

I’m telling ya… these damn canucks are approaching dodger territory.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It's missing something...

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Merope gonna hafta choka bitch…?

Why would you even hate the Dodgers?
They haven’t been relevant for years? The present day Giants-Dodgers rivalry is completely manufactured.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

Where was this quote?

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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

fear the fin – sbn sharks blog

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In what way?

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by doubleteapot on Dec 28, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Just unpleasant.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah there are some people over there that I usually try not to even respond to. They are either very young or just totally antagonistic. Or both. It can get weird. And not the kind of weird McC gets.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

a couple of them are the ones that know about hockey, tho. They can be assholes, but pretty nice sometimes, too. They respond well to “I’m still learning about hockey, can you explain….”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 28, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

they haven't been relevant for years?

did i just imagine them winning the west in 08 and 09?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. It was all a bad lasagna-fueled nightmare.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors!

I’m officially enthused

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

They're certainly fun to watch so far.

And since when have the Warriors ever pulled down 47 rebounds?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody on KNBR said that they had been spending A LOT of time at practice working on defense.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that's not surprising.

It’s been the biggest failing of Nelson’s second tour, and Jackson is all about “good, hard defense.”

If they keep playing like this, I could seem them finally sneaking back into the playoffs this year, though I worry about Curry’s ankle.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, the new players are looking good, especially Rush

The front line is playing well as a unit

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Loving Rush so far, too, he’s really useful as a 6th man or off-guard.

Brown’s not looking like as dunderheaded a signing as we thought, either, though there’s plenty of season left.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

/points and laughs “He likes RUSH!”

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Be careful when you say you “love Rush” here.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Raising the terror alert.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

MLB Trade rumors sez:
The Giants won the 2010 World Series with an unspectacular offense and won 86 games in 2011 with one of the lowest scoring offenses in the game, but they’re the exception, not the rule. Each of the five highest scoring MLB teams won at least 90 games in 2011, while the Giants were the only one of the five lowest scoring teams to avoid 90 losses.
Here’s a look at what baseball’s five lowest scoring teams have done to improve their offenses so far this offseason.
The Giants traded for Angel Pagan and Melky Cabrera, who have both been above-average offensive players in the recent past. The Giants could improve considerably with a full season of Buster Posey and possible improvement from Brandon Belt.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 10:40 PM PST reply actions  

LOL BELT!

As if he’s gonna improve while riding the pine…

by jhawx on Dec 28, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

I doubt he will ride the pine in Fresno. Probably starts most games against RHP and maybe a few against LHP.

by Daver321 on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

5th in revenue should at least mean 5th in payroll
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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 3:34 AM PST reply actions  

Really?

Finance 101. I’ll type slowly. Looking at revenue without looking at expenses is as meaningless as looking at only the offense without looking at the pitching to decide how good a team is. For example, how many other teams have mortgage payments and have to pay on long-term lease for the land instead of taxpayer-provided ballparks?

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for typing slowly

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Stories like these, though, make the Giants look really bad everytime they cry RDF or say they have no money to sign anybody. All that stuff you mentioned is true but most people don’t see stories like that and immediately start thinking about expenses. Right now, the Giants are getting clobbered from a PR standpoint. If the RDF and budget issues are a result of mortgage payments and what not, maybe it’ll be best if they let fans know or say so? ’Cause right now they look lame.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 29, 2011 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My first post on the Android app

I agree they’re getting hammered, but I think we’re capable of better insight than the OP

I hate that this app won’t turn sideways…typing on the smaller horizontal keypad sucks

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe it’ll be best if they let fans know or say so? ’Cause right now they look lame.

I don’t know if they look lame, but they certainly look to be conservative spenders and to be very focused on their ROI. That’s not a bad concept if the FO has information that in 2015 they will have to contend with market forces ( San Jose A’s) that will significantly impact their ability to raise revenue through price increases.

They have stated they are very focused on retaining their core pitching. On the surface, that seems to be true. This may not be possible due to a number of factors including the fact that their biggest off season acquisition has been the hope that their 2012 offense will be productive.

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I have to bring this out again:

Shortly after it opened(Pacific Bell Park), owner Peter Magowan told ESPN that the Giants were meeting their $20 million annual debt service from in-stadium advertising alone.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It is no longer 2000. It’s very possible that things have changed a bit.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

True, they got that big Comcast deal too.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco Business Times September 30, 2011:

Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, which broadcasts almost every Giants game, said 2011 was the highest-rated viewing season for the club in the network’s 21-year history.

For the 2011 season, the Giants averaged a 4.98 household rating, equal to an estimated 125,516 households in the San Francisco-San Jose-Oakland region. That is a 17 percent increase over last year’s previous season-high average household rating of 4.24.

That is good news for both Comcast and the Giants.

Higher ratings means Comcast can charge higher ad rates. The Giants since 2008 have owned one-third of Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, meaning the club can reap benefits from higher ad rates that come with better ratings.

Along with great TV ratings, the Giants set a new franchise single season attendance record of 3,387,303 in 2011.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget panda hats!
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by Natto on Dec 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I have heard varying numbers, but I'm pretty sure they haven't finished paid it off yet.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they’re making more money now:

San Francisco Business Times March 24, 2011:

Meanwhile the team said many major sponsors have renewed and some new sponsors have signed deals with the club. New sponsors include Box.net, an online file sharing company, Salesforce, United Airlines, Sports Authority and Tiffany & Co.

Companies like Bank of America, Levi Strauss & Co., Genentech, Safeway, Toyota, Stubhub, See’s Candies and REMAX all renewed existing deals.

Retail sales have been strong for the club. Giants branded merchandise sold from the club-owned stores have tripled from the same period last year. The club gets to keep sales revenue from items sold in its stores.

Revenue from Giants branded items sold elsewhere and online gets divided among all 30 Major League Baseball clubs.

The stadium debt payments would not have gone up.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Payroll is tied directly to projected attendance revenue(though Variable ticket pricing means they will most likely make more money):

Henry Schulman:
According to the Giants, their break-even revenue point with attendance at 3.25 million is $130 million, which is where the payroll is set.

There’s a down side to owning your own stadium, but there is an upside as well. Consider this for example:

Glenn Dickey SF Examiner 09/15/11:
Building their own park allows the Giants to control it, so they can schedule other events. The Giants have put together a very strong marketing/promotional department to make the most of their park — and the World Series windfall.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

Giants had the 8th highest opening payroll last year and was basically tied with Mets for 7th. This is before the Giants added Beltran’s salary for 1/3 of the season.

Giants are one of the few teams who actually added payroll this year. Two teams ahead of the Giants last (Cubs and Mets) are slashing payroll. So the Giants would likely be 6th in payroll starting day 2012. The five team in front of the Giants would be Yankees, Phillies, Red Sox, Angels, and White Sox.

Additionally, the Giants’ fifth highest revenue comes off of a WS win and tremendous increase in merchandise sales. To expect that as the norm for every year is a little short-sided, especially with the San Jose/A’s issue looming.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL HOW THEY ALLOCATED THAT PAYROLL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but most other teams have similar issues with allocation of payroll.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of most other teams.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesn't make it OK

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No

but it doesn’t make them a horrible franchise.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say horrible

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

True

but a lot of people seem to make that indication. Putting a roster together is a inexact science, very good GMs swing and miss often.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito should never have signed with the Giants.

Tim Kawakami 12/29/2006
But come on, $126 million, almost a third more than any other offer, for a nonpower pitcher who has been increasingly wild and hittable of late?

He had a 1.403 WHIP in 2006!

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Jon Heyman December 28, 2006:
The Mets offered a five-year deal for between $75 million and $80 million and hoped to convince Zito that he could make up the difference by landing endorsements in New York.

The Rangers’ offer to Zito was $84 million over six seasons with a vesting for a seventh season at $15 million.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s so much easier to bid when you know everyone else’s bids.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you seriously defending the Giant signing of Zito?

Teams should pay players what they think their value is, not try and be the highest bidder to impress the charter seat licenses holders.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

No

just that gross overpays happen especially if you are going after FAs.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito was the highest paid pitcher in MLB history at that point. I think you are under appreciating the magnitude of the overpay.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

because none of the top payroll teams have horrible contracts.

Yankees: Arod, Texiera, Burnett
Red Sox: Lackey, Beckett, Crawford, Dice-K,
Angels: Vernon Wells, Torii Hunter, Scott Kazmir
White Sox: Peavy, Adam Dunn, Juan Pierre
Phillies: Howard, Blanton, Ibanez

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the Giants have one too. His name is Aaron Rowand.

Barry Zito was a ungodly abomination.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay

so the Giants are basically par for the course.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

but the Giants' issues would be rectified

had the Giants committed money to Crawford/Werth last year and/or Reyes/Pujols/Fielder this year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Tough crowd

Rodriguez posted a 116 OPS+ in a down year. Tex posted a 117 OPS+ in a down year. Both of those players are very overpaid for what they contributed last season, but they are far from useless.

Barry Zito is useless.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Except

There is 6 more years on ARod’s deal and 5 more on Texiera’s.

Howard had a 125 OPS+ last year but I don’t think anyone thinks his contract is good.

Zito had fWAR of 1.7, 1.4, 2.0, and 1.9 between 2007-2010.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

His contract last year was fine I think. It’s the contract that starts this year that is horrible. And as to further illustrate how horrible it was to offer him a contract that didn’t start for several years, he’ll be on the DL to start his new contract.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito was worth negative WAR last season

Meaning the Giants would have been a better team had he not played at all. For that, they paid 18 million dollars.

It isn’t even close.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

He was also hurt last year

But I am sure Teixiera and ARod are going to be great in those final years of their contract.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they won’t, but they were at least above average to begin the contracts.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Calbear, I like you, I really do, but you do sound like you’re defending the Zito signing. That’s a stretch even for you.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like he’s doing lawyer practice or something.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, this is usually what I think, too, although sometimes it’s best to just fold up your tent and get the best plea bargain you can.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I've believed this for a long time.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not defending the Zito signing

It’s a horrible deal but a lot of people makes it sound that it’s on the only bad deal out there.

That is one of the big reasons why I don’t like FA signings, it’s pretty much a losing proposition.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think people are exaggerating when they say that Zito’s deal is the worst one still on anyone’s books. Even if other bad contracts exist.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I refuted that one time.

Giants have one horrible contract and one absurd contract on their payroll. All I said was that the Giants are in line with other teams in offering bad contracts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Saying all teams give out bad contracts is not to say that all teams load of albatrosses weigh the same. The Giants fuckups are of epic proportions compared to most.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course not

Giants have a lower payroll than those other teams so the effects are greater. But most teams have one or two albatrosses.

The Carlos Lee contract has been bad for the Astros. They also have Wandy Rodriquez’s contract

Rangers have Michael Young

Indians have Hefner

Cubs had Ramirez, Soriano, and Zambrano

Braves had Chipper and Lowe

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I refuted that one time.

Correct, you didn’t refute it. It seems like you’ve tried though. Like when you say stuff like this

All I said was that the Giants are in line with other teams in offering bad contracts.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to nitpick the interpretation of WAR, but Zito’s still useless, so…

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But he's not

he’s just been grossly overpaid

He has been worth 6.6 fWAR in 5 years…which means he’s been worth about 24-30 million. He’s been paid $80 million.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

In two of his 5 seasons with the Giants, Zito has put up negative WAR

Baseball Reference has him totally 3.8 WAR over his Giants contract so far. Even grossly overpaid is an understatement. You mean historically overpaid.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure

Historically overpaid.

But a lot of teams have made the same mistake.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to that degree.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Historically overpaid.

But a lot of teams have made the same mistake.

What the fuck do you think historically means?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay

so by fWAR, Zito has been grossly overpaid while with rWAR he has been historically overpaid.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I really love how you cherry pick stats. I’ll quote oWAR for this guy, rWAR for that guy, and fWAR for this one and hope no one notices.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually quote BR stats but people give me grief about using BR WAR for Pitchers because it accounts for fielding.

I am pretty consistent with using oWAR for position players. I mistyped for Texiera but his dWAR was -0.1 last year so not really an effect.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually quote BR stats but people give me grief about using BR WAR for Pitchers because it accounts for fielding.

Haha, you can’t win.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, Tango mentioned offhand on his site that he felt BR better described pitchers over their career whereas the other system better described year-to-year performance. I don’t remember any details though.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This would not surprise me.

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Cherry picking stats (or facts) is a pretty good definition of what good lawyers do.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I think his only point is that other teams aren't immune from bad FA signings

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No he said the Giants are “par for the course.” Some people believe that they are considerably under par, given their payroll and their albatrosses.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Interpreting is subjective

I just think he means bad FA signings are par for the course. And he backed it up by rattling off contracts that teams probably wish they could have mulligans on.

I never saw him say (or even imply) something like, “Texiera’s contract is just as bad as Zito’s”

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He kind of did
so the Giants are basically par for the course.

And if he doesn’t think they are just as bad, what’s the point of bringing them up?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

To quote my post you're replying to...
I just think he means bad FA signings are par for the course.

As far as the point of bringing them up, I think it was in response to how some people here seem to imply that the team should be held to a standard that other teams are not.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Not when it’s blatantly obvious and hurts the case.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s all in how the argument is framed.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

With some exceptions you can defend most of those contracts and almost all of them at least give some value.

The Giants have Zito and Rowand. And Zito is a failure on such a higher level.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He has been such a failure because he plays for the Giants.

He was a below average to average pitcher between 2007-2010.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Who was paid to be the best pitcher in the game.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course

therefore the gross overpay.

ARod was paid to to be the best hitter in the game
Texiera the best 1B ditto for Howard

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Those players are kind of good.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have a huge percentage of their payroll going to a player that can barely stay in the rotation and another who is struggling to get on a roster.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure but ARod got $33 million in 2008, $33 million in 2009, and $32 million in to 2010.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ARod and Teixiera were worth around 4 war each, that’s double what Zito did in his best year with the Giants.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Last year?

Teixeria is had a 2.4 rWAR and Arod had a 2.0 oWAR

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Or you can use the un-cherry picked

2.4 WAR and 2.7 WAR respectively

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

okay

still nowhere near a 4 WAR player.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs has them at 4.2

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs has them at 4.2

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He is such a failure because that contract was crazy dumb the moment it was signed. At no point was that much money or that many years in any way not insane.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 29, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd say Howard's extension was crazy dumb the moment it was signed

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

As was

ARod’s extension

Soriano’s signing

Dunn’s signing

Teixera’s signing.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. same as Zito

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the same

but still crazy.

Yankees gave ARod a 10 year/$275 million deal at age 32.

Texiera has a great year in 2008 while being just about above average offensively in 2006 and 2008 and the Yankees gave him 8 year/$180 million deal

Soriano had a resurgent year in 2006 after a couple of average year in 2004 and 2005 and the Cubs gave him 8/$136 million

Dunn is more a personal pick because I talked about him going down in 2010.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

but the deals are still crazy at the moment they were signed.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

And they're just the hired help!

Imagine what the owners have.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh...exactly.

It is like the Chris Rock bit about the difference between being rich and being wealthy.

“Shaq is rich. The guy who signs Shaq’s checks is wealthy.”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Soriano was not at all on Cashman. That was the Steinbrenners all the way. Cashman basically came out and said, “I didn’t want any part of this.”

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by speckops on Dec 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are going to get paid if the A's move to San Jose

They will be paid a shitload of money; likely 100’s of millions of dollars. It will be enough to pay their stadium off (if they are so inclined. Carrying the debt has it’s advantages as well). And yet people keep using this as an excuse not to spend.

I don’t get it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So being a top 6, 7 or 8 payroll is not spending? I don't get it

I have no qualms with people saying the Giants have spent money foolishly, but do you really believe a team spending $125-130MM is not spending?

That’s like buying a girl a bunch of expensive gifts for Christmas and her calling you cheap because she didn’t like what you got her.

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how this keeps flipping back and forth between “they can’t spend” (which is what I was addressing) and “they have spent” which no one was.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad you typed slowly

Amazingly it still appeared on the screen at the same rate.

Like your literal reading of “Hall of Fame” I think you took my snide remark too literally. It was a general commentary on the cheap owners we have running the team who are only in it to make more millions of dollars on top of the millions of dollars they already have.

Keep defending them though. Millionaires need all the help they can get right now.

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The best Madison Bumgarner quote in the history of mankind

From The Argyled One:

Madison Bumgarner is a 21 year old lefty who spends oodles and oodles of time working inside against right-handed hitters. Madison Bumgarner’s balls are so big that they interfere with cell phone reception, and when you walk by him when you’re on the phone, you have to tell the person on the other end, hold on, I’m walking by Madison Bumgarner’s balls.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

ew

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

the comment

or Madbum’s balls?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you guys related?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 29, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Also being as its name on this sight, I never noticed that <3 looks like balls. Where did I miss this on the internet?

CrispinGlovers <3’s

by CrispinGloversBalls on Dec 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The New Years fanpost is up http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/12/29/2668322/ot-new-year

Talk to me about any typos later I haven’t had any caffeine yet!

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by Merope on Dec 29, 2011 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

/read her blog

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by son of ggf on Dec 29, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Tax cheat!
NEW YORK (Reuters) – The U.S. government has sued New York Yankees co-owner Hal Steinbrenner and his wife seeking more than $670,00 in taxes, saying that amount was erroneously refunded to the baseball team based on a late refund claim for the 2001 tax year.

Not really but it’s a Steinbrenner so he must be crooked.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

keithlaw @keithlaw
My day just got a lot more interesting.
MLBTR: The Astros kicked off a new era when they hired Jeff Luhnow to be their new GM earlier this month, and now they’re looking to fill out the rest of their front office. Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports report that the Astros have interviewed ESPN’s Keith Law for a number of front office roles, including the position of scouting director. They have not yet made him an offer, however.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 29, 2011 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

I wonder if Andrew Bailey has found out about

being traded yet

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOO

I enjoy his work too damn much

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by DFARowand on Dec 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffTTTT

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

TIMMY-----MATTY-----MADBUM

awesome

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by Regulus on Dec 29, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Pic no good; balls cropped

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, actually every photo of Madbum taken from the earth’s surface would have the same fault.
Satellite (or spy plane) photos are the only ones that can get them in.

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by Lunkus on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What you need to know about the difference between the Rays and the Giants

Next year, Affeldt will make 5 million.

Evan Longoria will make 4.5.

by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2011 10:32 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, but Jeremy Affeldt is the best reliever ever.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s a fair comparison.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Cuz

Panda made $500K last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 29, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Q: With the signing of Jeremy Affeldt, too, the Giants are bringing back the same veteran lefties as before. Do you have a kind of kinship?

Javier Lopez: There’s no doubt about it. When the story broke that I signed a two-year deal, he texted me and asked if I did actually sign. I said, “Yeah, I did,” and he goes, “Well, I guess we’re done.” He was thinking that they weren’t gonna bring us both back, but he ended up calling me back about 20 minutes later to say, “They just called me and said they picked up my option.”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, even the players thought it wasn’t a good idea.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Whaddaya mean “even?” He’s kind of smart for a baseball player.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Javy is pretty smart in general
When it was suggested to Lopez that maybe he could be a combo major-league pitcher and FBI agent working undercover, he said, “Maybe I am.”

http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-10-30/sports/24545523_1_fbi-hitters-agent-zero

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does Sabean do what he does:

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The only reason I’m giving you a pass this time is because of the jaunty orange and black hat.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabey Sabester.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

When you put it that way...

/jumps out of the window

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The argument totally ignores context. Don’t kill yourself quite yet.

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by kdl on Dec 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Pft, context; who needs it.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Now you tell me.

/looks up at you from the floor, all mangled and hurt

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok, you can hurt yourself again when one or both of them goes belly-up or gets injured.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

OT Kawakami

has an unhealthy obsession with the Warriors

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Dec 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

Kawakami is very unhealthy, yes.

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: I'm going to MIT!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesmarshallcrotty/2011/12/21/m-i-t-game-changer-free-online-education-for-all/

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (M.I.T.) will announce on Monday that they intend to launch an online learning initiative called M.I.T.x,which will offer the online teaching of M.I.T. courses free of charge to anyone in the world.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Ok, well, maybe not GOING, per se, but this is still hella cool.

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by bigboneded on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to try out for their online baseball team

/walk on

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by Goofus on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign On ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Log on?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

"Certificate of Participation" to be precise
The program will not allow students to earn an M.I.T. degree. Instead, those who are able to exhibit a mastery of the subjects taught on the platform will receive an official certificate of completion

by Hyoton on Dec 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think there are a bunch of classes you can take through iTunes too. You don’t get credit or anything but they are there.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

They released their course materials via Creative Commons licensing years ago, no?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

Balls.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

...

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Dec 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere in the offices of the San Francisco Giants

Susan is forced to still use a typewriter and Larry Baer makes her buy her own ribbon.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

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