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Matt Cain: The Last Hope of the Offseason

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September 1, 2011
Maybe the Giants should just say nuts to everything, and sign Prince Fielder to an eight-year deal. Belt can play left, and I'm not sure what 2018 would bring, but they'd sure have a sweet middle of the order next season.

October 1, 2011
Golly, sure would be nice to see the Giants get Jose Reyes. It'd probably be a disaster of a contract at the end, but he's exactly what they'd need next year.

October 15, 2011
Okay, well, at least they should go after Rafael Furcal.

November 1, 2011
Just Beltran. For the love of all that is holy, just Beltran. That's all we ask. Here is some money for a $40 t-shirt. I'll take the Matt Herges shirsey you have in the back. Please, just sign Beltran.

December 27, 2011 through March 1, 2012
Fine, you win. Just sign Matt Cain before the season starts. Don't let him think about the Red Sox after his 16th 2-1 loss in 2012. Sign him now.

The entire offseason has been a model of Kubler-Ross bargaining. The grief and anger flare up here and there, and the acceptance might not ever come, but the bargaining is a slow toboggan ride down a snowless hill. It's almost 2012, and the Giants' last real hope is for Aubrey Huff to rebound. If he's going to play every day when the manager knows he didn't take his conditioning seriously, he's going to play when his manager thinks that's no longer true. So he might as well be good, dammit. Here's hoping.

While there's no way to make this a good offseason, there's still a way to keep it from being a monumentally wretched offseason. For the first time in his Giants career, Matt Cain is entering a walk year. If things stay as they are right now, Cain might be on a different team at this time next year. He might still be a free agent, dating other teams right in front of us. He will be cruel about it. We will bare our souls to people who won't care. We will write crappy poems about it.

A Cain extension is the new hope of the offseason, then. It's the last acceptable bargain. We started the offseason like spoiled brats asking for a motorcycle, and we ended it like sad, shivering whelps in a closet, asking for a few stale crusts to be slid under the door. And still complaining that we didn't get the motorcycle, much to the annoyance of a lot of folks, but mostly interested in the bread crusts.

A rough benchmark would be Jered Weaver's five year, $85 million contract extension. Weaver hasn't had a run of success as lengthy as Cain's, but he's been a 200-inning guy who picks up Cy Young votes. He's two years older than Cain, so it's not a perfect parallel, but then again Cain has never had a season as nice as Weaver's 2011. While the Weaver contract was widely lauded as a bargain, it's worth noting that it was a Boras-negotiated product. It probably wasn't drastically under market.

When taking ballpark into account, C.J. Wilson has been better than Cain over the past two years, but he was a reliever before that, and he's already 31. His five year/$77.5 million contract is somewhat useful as a comparison -- especially when you figure that the competition of the open market allows for some inflation that you might not see with an extension -- but Cain should be more expensive.

The one thing I do get from the Weaver and Wilson contracts, though: It isn't crazy to think that Cain could sign for five years. It's not crazy, but it might not be likely. Here's a comparison that might be more apt, even if it's scarier: CC Sabathia for seven years, $161 million. Sabathia entered free agency as a 28-year-old, as would Cain. And while it's weird to think about now, Sabathia wasn't always Crazy Joe Innings Eater -- he topped 240 innings in each of the two seasons before free agency, but he usually fell just shy of 200 innings in every season before that. It's unlikely that Cain would get nearly that much, though.

When it comes to preventing runs, Cain is roughly Sabathia's equal (both have a career 125 ERA+), and he's younger than both Wilson and Weaver when they signed their contracts. Something splitting the difference, then? Six years will make up for the gap between Cain and the older pitchers, and an average annual value of somewhere between Wilson and Sabathia's first Yankees' deal, erring on the low side, seems right. If I had to guess -- with the disclaimer that I'm at least a little clueless about this stuff -- I'd wager that a six-year, $100 million contract would be on the high side of reasonable, with the outside chance of Cain telling his agent to "gimme a Weaver."

I wasn't expecting Fielder or Reyes. I was hoping for Beltran, but I certainly wasn't expecting him back. Here's the difference between those players and Cain: I am 100%, no-foolin' expecting a Cain extension before the season starts. The front office and ownership essentially promised us as much when explaining why they couldn't pay Beltran, Reyes, Furcal, Alex Gonzalez, the other Alex Gonzalez, or either Jeff D'Amico.

Cain. Give us Cain. This offseason should be whapped on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. Bad offseason! Bad! But here's hoping that the Giants can at least scrape some of the bad feelings on the side of the curb.

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Goddamnit, Grant.

I can’t keep up with all these posts!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

PS-

One last shameless plug of my Hogwarts Christmas fanpost before the Christmas season slips away into interminable winter.

Read (view) my crappy fanpost, you cheerless bastards!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't logged on in 2 days

I got tons to catch up on.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My prediction

Would be somewhere between a 5/90 and a 6/10, including a renegotiated 2012 to sweeten the deal a little bit. So, in principle, a 4 or 5 year extension at $18-20M per year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

Any goodwill Cain had for the Giants brasz

Went out the window the second they removed a year from his last extension.

He’ll fight for every cent.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

I don't know if this logic really follows.

He’s the one who signed the extension in the first place. He could have held out, and probably could have made more through arbitration anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So you find it more reasonable that he was totally cool with them taking a year off?

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not biting

on this being a black and white situation like you are trying to paint it.

Was he totally cool with it? Probably not. Did all the goodwill “go out the window?” Also pretty doubtful. It will probably be a factor, but offering an extension in its first place is a show of faith by the organization. It’s certainly possible he was just doing it for the guaranteed money, but twisting that into a complete “fuck you” because they decided not to buy out a FA year seems like pretty bizarre reasoning.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well of course

If the Giants offer the amount and years Cain’s agent feels is market value he’ll sign. However, if the Giants come with an offer that his agent feels is low on years or money I don’t think he signs it now. I just think the hometown discout possibility is gone now.
A straight fuck you would be him saying he’s going to test the FA market

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we can at least agree that it sets a precedent that makes Cain and his representation likely to push back harder in negotiations.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain may not be that kind of guy

However, I am and I would not blame him a bit for doing so.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why he should hire someone to be that guy for him. That’s what I would do.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats exactly what agents do. They are the hired guns and their job is to kick the crap out of management without the player personally offending anybody, and vice-versa. To Sabean’s credit this is another important reason he tries to avoid arbitration…because thats when things do get personal by process.

Its not much different than partnership, joint-venture, or buy-out or arrangements where the two parties don’t necessarily like or even know much about one another, but find it mutually beneficial to avail one another of each’s assets.

All of this talk about hometown discounts and other things that may seem important to fans, is not as big a consideration as some would think. Just because a guy buys a house and likes the life style does not preclude playing elsewhere.

I know a couple of guys years ago, who moved from team to team and they still lived in the Bay Area. A lot of players live in Arizona and Florida but play on the Coasts for instance.

In the end it really comes down to the same things. Wages. Contract Duration, Working Conditions, Perquisites, personal services, post-career employment.

by Roy Hobbs Jr on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

well, that, and their refusal to improve the thing that keeps preventing him from winning.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping for Beltran, but I certainly wasn’t expecting him back.

I was expecting him back. I figured that even the Giants front office couldn’t be stupid enough to trade their best pitching prospect for 190-something at bats. Also, I thought they would have noticed the offensive improvement with Beltran in the lineup and wondered how much better it would have been when Posey was healthy. We never got to see them in the same lineup.

Every time I turn around there is more Giants related news that makes this an even worse decision; the latest being that they will probably rake in a bunch of cash for the A’s to SJ move. I think I am going to stop turning around.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

/taps Lars on the shoulder

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF is THAT?

\points behind you

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m seriously considering abandoning the Giants. I can’t watch this particular train go off the tracks, watch them lose all their pitchers, Sabean remain the Gm though all of it.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived through watching the Giants in the 70's

I’ll survive.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and

early 80s!

I haven’t been a fan as long but those early 90s years were pretty awful and I’m still here.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Candlestick with artificial turf!

Man, what a fustercluck!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me

There’s either a Dirty Harry movie or a Streets of San Francisco episode from the early 70s that features a scene where the mayor of SF is taking in a Giants game at the ‘Stick—they show some game highlights, and it’s from the artificial turf era—and then his motorcade/security detail gets carjacked leading to a big shootout scene right on China Basin, almost exactly where The Big Phone ended up being built. It’s eerily prescient!

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That was "Dirty Harry" and the Mayor had to leave before the game was up

The Mayor was made to leave the game at Candlestick early and And his Quote was “I think the Giants might win one this time!”

The motorcade was stopped at the Drawbridge right outside where A T and T is built. Then a Law Rocket was used to blow up the escort and one of the first “Stun Guns” was used to subdue the “Fat Boy” mayor.

by SF Bay Area on Dec 27, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The “Go ahead, make my day” scene in Sudden Impact (4th Dirty Harry movie) was in the building that is now the McDonald’s on 3rd Street one block from the ballpark.

by QuakeFan on Dec 27, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Enforcer (1976)

I’ve seen every Clint Eastwood movie.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In every picture I’ve seen of the turf at Candlestick, it was some hideous shade of green.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Pete Rose batting?

Sure looks like him.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, a pitcher is on first. So maybe.
And yes, those were the glory days.
Candlestick the ugly home to two underachieving teams.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 28, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That “giant4life” part of your username may not have been such a good idea.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

"Who's this undeadsnakesfan dude?"

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll always be a Giant. I just don’t know, given the attachment formed over the championship, if I can stand by and watch this whole thing disintegrate.

Perhaps I just need a break, just like Rachel and Ross… look how it worked out for them!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm laughing at this

But what is it? What is it from?

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Futurama

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

I survived watching Sabean squander the best hitter of our era. I think I will survive watching him squander this great pitching.

And, really, we got a championship out of the pitching. We only got a world series loss out of Barry.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

we did get a championship, you’re right. but it could have been so much more. massive unfulfilled potential going to waste…

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you sound like a Phillies fan

lamenting that their homegrown core of Hamels, Utley, Rollins, Howard, Ruiz, and Victorino only won one championship.

A championship is a beautiful thing. Also, while their guys are all getting really old, and most of the guys they have added are really old, our core 5 (MadBum, Posey, Panda, Timmy, and Cain) is all 27 and younger.

We still have some fantastic years coming.

by OrgoneDonor on Dec 27, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nm

should’ve read more. other people already made this point.

by OrgoneDonor on Dec 27, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if "squander" is completely fair.

2000-2004 was a hell of a ride, and we came really fucking close to winning that championship. Also, the ballpark we now know and adore is the house that Bonds built.

Winning a championship is just really fucking hard.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I know there was success

Just as there was a championship with the pitching. I still feel as if the pitching is being squandered because while we got a championship, we could be a dynasty if we had a real offense.

That’s just my perspective. Yes, we are good. But we could be great. That’s squandering, from my perspective.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But

to win a championship. Everything has to go perfectly.

I mean look like freaking Phillies. They did everything within their powers to win a championship last year and it didn’t happen.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

you can’t win a championship if you don’t make the playoffs

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't make the playoffs

when most of your starters end up on the DL.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you don't make the playoffs

when you’re incompetent

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening day roster for 2011

Andres Torres
Freddy Sanchez
Pablo Sandoval
Buter Posey
Pat Burrell
Aubrey Huff
Brandon Belt
Miguel Tejada

Tim Lincecum
Jonathan Sanchez
Matt Cain
Madison Bumgarner
Barry Zito

Dan Runzler
Jeremy Affeldt
Javier Lopez
Guillermo Mota
Ramon Ramirez
Sergio Romo
Brian Wilson

Mike Fontenot
Mark DeRosa
Nate Schierholtz
Aaron Rowand
Eli Whiteside

On the DL: Cody Ross, Santiago Casilla

In principle (particularly when weighed against the likes of the ZiPS projections, really not that incompetent at all. That team spent 71 games in first place.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and the incompetent Giants didn’t play Burrell much for a long time before his injury, the incompetent Giants hated Brandon Belt, the incompetent Giants gave Huff far too much leash, the incompetent Giants didn’t replace Whiteside or Stewart at the deadline, the incompetent Giants replaced Tejada with someone worse, the incompetent Giants…

this could go on some time

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything you've mentioned, in aggregate, makes a different of perhaps four wins.

Not that you sound bitter or anything.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, four wins was the difference between playoffs and no playoffs.

In baseball, four wins often is.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. But that’s, like I said, if they do everything right.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, that is what they’re paid to do.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and it wasn’t exactly hard decisions to make either

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Also true.

I think much of what is being true is overstated, though.

The Cabrera trade was blockheaded and far more of a lateral move than the Cabrera trade was, but it doesn’t seem like there any upgrades at back-up catcher that were worth the price, since the Reds apparently wanted the moon for Ramon Hernandez (relatively speaking). The point about Burrell is really overstated, given that he was only worth half a win anyway, and only started to lose playing time during June when after his SLG dipped under .400.

As to the Belt/Huff issue… While I felt it was mishandled, I don’t really see it as helping his case. There was the time before Belt’s demotion, where he played but didn’t hit. He lost his job to Ross, and went to the minors, who went on to have a better season than Belt. Then he came back after the Posey injury and got his wrist broken. He returned shortly after recovery and played every day. He played about half as much as Huff in August, but ater the Giants fell out of first place (August 9), Belt started playing pretty much every day through the end of the season, with Huff’s time dropping off pretty much entirely when the season was sealed in September.

All told, Belt lost out on the five weeks when he was in Fresno because he wasn’t hitting and Cody was coming back, and suffered some lost playing time for about four weeks after coming back from a wrist injury. The Ross demotion was defensible. The four weeks after the injury were annoying, but hardly deal-breaking. And at the end of the season, when he did play everyday, he was still OBPing under .300. Did it suck? Sure. But all told it cost Belt about 100 PAs, 200+ if you count the Ross demotion. If he continued to hit as he had been, that’s still only worth about three quarters of a win.

Not really worth throwing a fit over.

So what did we learn? Orlando Cabrera sucks, we all miss Thomas Neal, and we wish Huff and Belt both hit better. Welcome to three months ago.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

so you’re one of those people who throws away their change because its not a dollar bill, I see.

add up all those half and three-quarters of wins, and you’ve got yourself a tie for the wild card.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually you it gives you one and a quarter wins, which still puts you in third place for the wild card. I’ll be generous and spot a boost in production for Belt, making him a 2.5 player in 400 at-bats (which is pretty generous), and not penalize you for the lost demotion that would have come elsewhere to bring back Ross. I’ll even throw in half a win’s worth of Mike Fontenot playing shortstop instead of Cabrera or Crawford after the deadline.

0.5 (Burrell) + 1.8 (Belt) + 0.5 (Fontenot).

Guess where that puts the Giants? Around 89 wins, still short of ninety wins needed to even force a tiebreaker with the Cardinals.

It would have been nice if these things happened – mostly not trading for Cabrera, and Belt playing significantly better than he showed – but it’s still pretty much deck chairs.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not really sure what we’re debating here?

I’m saying the Giants are incompetent, and you seem to disagree while providing me with what you even acknowledge is nearly 3 wins that were thrown away with bad decisions.

Competent teams do not throw away wins.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, you want context? The loss of Freddy and Buster probably accounts for that different by itself, and then some. And that’s to say nothing of the injuries to Fontenot, Belt, Romo, and others.

The concessions I did make were again, pretty generous towards your side of the argument, and probably not reflective of what would have actually happened.

If the Giants stayed even remotely healthy, they probably make the playoffs even without all the bumbling. You are right, competent teams make the most of what they have, but this talk about “the Giants hate Belt,” and "incompetent teams don’t make the playoffs.

You want incompetent teams? Go look at the Rockies. Go look at the Cubs. Go look at the White Sox. The team, as constructed, was competent within reason. I’ll take a team that, with average luck, could have won 95 games and slide back to 92 with bad luck, over a franchise that plays the smart rookie and wins 77 instead of 75.

On the list of relevance, Cabrera and Belt are fourth or fifth on the list of why this team didn’t make the playoffs. It’s complaining for the sake of complaining.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, the Giants do not have a good track record of building a good offense, so when they finish last in the NL 5 out of 6 years, I don’t care what your injury situation is- clearly, somethin just ain’t been workin for ya

“maybe its all dem wins we been throwin ‘way every year? wait, say what? they don’t roll over?!?!??! SUSAN!!!!”

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

This is like some weird existential argument we're all having:

Were the ‘88-’90 A’s a disappointment because they only won one, earthquake-delayed World Series?

Are the ‘08-’11 Phillies a disappointment because they’ve only won one World Series?

Will the Giants of this era be seen as a disappointment if 2010 is their only World Series win/appearance?

I understand the “squandered pitching” argument and generally feel the same way myself. But sometimes all of us (myself very much included) end up sounding really spoiled, 13 months on from the parade down Market Street.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Winning is such a weird thing

The 2 WS that Cardinals won in the last few years were probably with their worst teams.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

They also have had more opportunities, being the best of a shit-godawful division for most of the last decade.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

being the best of a shit-godawful division for most of the last decade.

That coulda been us!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially after suffering through 05-08.

The last three years, we’ve average 89 wins, which is pretty much the breaking point for the playoffs every single year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

88-90 A’s. Yes, they were a disappointment, because they lost to two teams they were superior to.

They were not a disappointment in the same way that the Bonds-era Giants were a disappointment, though. They actually had the best teams those three years. They didn’t squander their amazing bullpens with poor starting pitching and/or poor hitting.

I’m not even saying that I’m disappointed with the Giants, per se. 2002 was a fun ride. And the 2000 Giants should be happy with the best record in major league baseball. It’s obviously very difficult to win a championship. And the journey should be enjoyed as much as the end. Watching Barry do his thing was amazing.

But to not do everything you can do to put your best chance of winning a championship on the field (either through being cheapskates or by being inefficient) is squandering what you do have going for you.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's a lot of luck involved

But that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t maximize our chances. Not doing so is squandering, from my perspective.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he squandered it

Not because he didn’t win a championship with Bonds, but because he didn’t give us the best shot at it with Bonds.

Not because we didn’t make the playoffs last year, but because he isn’t putting the best chance at a championship on the field around the pitching.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured that even the Giants front office couldn’t be stupid enough to trade their best pitching prospect for 190-something at bats.

Even if they had re-signed Beltran, the Giants FO would have done this.

But I totally agree with you.

by dregarx on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

At the time, Beltran had Scott Boras as an agent. They had to expect him to at least see what was out there before re-signing.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Carlos Beltran the guy who, with the game and season (and maybe his SF future) on the line, watched three strikes go by without even a flinch of his bat?

by helilog on Dec 28, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was making the Cain-Sabathia comparison on my site. I think it’s a pretty good comparison. I get the feeling that Cain will be pretty expensive to keep. People keep trying to tell me that he’ll return to the Giants for a (maybe) cheaper rate, but money seems to trump everything in these sorts of deals.

I dunno, but I think he’ll be expensive, and I think he’ll come close to topping $100M in a contract.

Here’s the comparison between Cain and Sabathia.

CC Sabathia: Age: 28, IP: 1,659.1, ERA+: 120, BB/9: 2.8, K/9: 7.6
Matt Cain: Age: 28, IP: 1,317.1, ERA+: 125, BB/9: 3.2, K/9: 7.4

Cain will enter the market at 28-years-old and his current stats (not including his 2012) are extremely similar to CC’s.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

Er, last sentence got cut off

*Cain will enter the market at 28-years-old and his current stats (not including his 2012) are extremely similar to CC’s before he was a FA.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That worries me too. We’ve always seen Cain as our little secret but there might be a lot of smart teams out there who know just how much of a good pitcher he is. Him signing a ridiculous contract might seem weird to us because of all that but in the world of baseball, he’d be incredibly deserving.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 27, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s not a secret that Cain is good. It’s just that the media outlets and fans are fucking nitwits.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Some baseball people might know how good he is but between his W-L record and being overshadowed by Timmy, his profile out there in the baseball world is a lot lower than other big-time free agent pitchers. I don’t know how many fan bases (especially in the East Coast) will be clamoring and threatening to release hell if their team doesn’t sign him.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 27, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the fan factor makes much of an impact. And Cain’s W-L has been bad, but it’s no secret he built up that deficit pitching for the Giants in 2006-08. I would hope that there is someone important in every single FO who is smart enough to give his peripherals the edge over his W-L. If not, I fear for the sport.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it, jerk.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

(I do, actually.)

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That Otis Anderson guy is pretty good. The other futz, not so much.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s the same reason I read it, too!

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I will NOT ask you about your blog.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And yeah, I think that he’ll top $100 MM.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the main difference ...

Is that Sabathia entered free agency after a ridiculous season, in which he dragged a team to the playoffs by the scruff of their necks. Their careers are similar, but the value hasn’t been distributed as evenly. The Yankees paid for Super Ace, which Matt Cain has never been.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 27, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to agree. I’m not sure Cain is valued as highly as Sabathia was when he was about to enter the market, but I think teams know that Cain is a pretty-damned-good pitcher. Sabathia was a three-time All-Star; Cain will be a two-time All-Star (he could be a three-time if he goes this year). Sabathia had a CYA under his belt which Cain doesn’t have … yet.

My general opinion is that unless the Giants make a big offer to Cain, I think he’ll try the market. He’s too young and talented to not at least test the market. Also, it’s an unpopular opinion, but I think it also raises the question of do we want the Giants to invest 5-6 years (and a siginificat chunk of salary) in pitching — which tends to be a risky bet.

Cain takes a risk by not signing an extension before the season, but he’ll also make a ton of money if he hits the market. For athletes, who have a short chance to make money, that seems pretty important to me.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If I'm a pitcher

I give up the potential of an extra $10M to get the money that I wouldn’t get if my elbow sproings. I don’t even see how this is a choice, but I guess I’m just more risk averse than most.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. But that’s the path that Lincecum seems to be taking. And Cain could decide that he’ll take that risk. I don’t know. But, it also assumes that the Giants will make a fair offer to Cain which we can’t really know for sure, either. After all, they leaked the thing not to long ago about his health scan (lose bodies in his elbow or something) the last time they extended him.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the quote
This newspaper has learned that when the Giants extended Cain’s contract back in the spring of 2010, the original agreement called for a $16 million salary in 2013. The club yanked the final year off the table at the last instant, spooked by loose bodies that showed up in a scan of Cain’s right elbow.

“We weren’t sure why,” said Rick Landrum, Cain’s senior representative. “His medicals hadn’t changed from what they had been.”

The Giants didn’t do Cain any favors back then. Now that he is a year away from a massive free-agent contract, it’s natural to wonder why Cain should do the organization any favors now.

Source: http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_19501981?source=rss

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t assume that leak came from the Giants. (Remember when everyone thought the government was leaking Bonds’ info and it was actually a defense attorney?)

In this case, I could see Cain’s agent leaking the elbow scan to show that the Giants played hardball, so the team shouldn’t get bent out of shape if Cain does the same to them.

by Dan from NM on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain seems much more of the risk averse/if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it type than Tim. The problem of course is he could very easily come to the conclusion that it is broke.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the most risk averse guy ever, but athletes probably think differently than we do. They have a short time to earn a living and after that it’s all gone — or mostly gone.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they're also a lot less numbers-oriented and analytical than many people here

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the risk aversion might be one of the biggest factors for Cain, but I suspect we’re going to lose out when his agent tells him he doesn’t have a history of injury or a history of sucking. In the end, that could be all Cain needs to go test free agency.

I really hope not, though!

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If he tests the free agent market, I don’t think he returns.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

If the Giants cannot extend him, there is a team that will open their pocketbook for him.

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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, if he hits free agency, there’s no way on earth he remains a Giant.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Weaver did the exact same thing and signed with the Angels for less money.

It’s really up to the player.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did the exact same thing as what?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

wait until the last minute

to decide whether he was going to re-sign.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hometown Discount = Pipe Dream

Two things:

1) While I understand the tendency toward optimism on the part of Giants fans, I am nevertheless puzzled by the oft-repeated speculation that the Giants’ pursuit of a contract extension for Cain might benefit from some vaguely conceived, and entirely hypothetical, hometown discount. If the Giants FO is approaching negotiations with this mindset, they would be wise to disabuse themselves of the notion, and quickly. This is business folks. Cain is represented by an agent whose job is two-fold: a) extract the largest contract possible from the team seeking to sign Cain; and b) to constantly remind Cain of his projected value as a FA. Unless Cain is foolish, or has an unusually soft heart for San Francisco (and I’ve seen no indications of either), he’ll listen to and follow the guidance his agent offers (or he should get another agent if he’s disinclined to heed counsel). I’ve heard much about how Cain & his wife & kids are settled in here in the bay area & happy here. That may very well be true. But when you’re earning $15.3M in your final contract year, and when you stand to earn somewhere approaching (and possibly exceeding) $100M as a FA — the cost & burden of moving one’s family and buying another house really isn’t quite as burdensome as it would be for ordinary folks, like presumably most of us.

2) While there’s a certain amount of risk involved in turning down a contract offer and finishing out the final year of his contract (i.e., if he goes down with a career-ending injury, then he’ll never see that big money) I suspect that this risk may not be the most overwhelming & decisive factors for a pitcher: a) who will bank $15.3M in the final year of his contract (an amount that if properly invested would allow for most people to live comfortably for all their remaining years); and b) who has pitched 200+ innings (+/-) injury-free over a stretch of several straight years. For a pitcher with Cain’s track record, there are no meaningful red flags to suggest that he needs to be unduly concerned about a career-ending injury. So this should be a relatively minor factor in Cain’s decision-making process.

Ultimately, I think it will come down to dollars & years. If the Giants put up a respectful, competitive offer, he’ll probably sign. However, if the Giants make an offer for an amount & term that’s meaningfully below market, which they may very well do based on flawed logic about hometown discounts, or because they’re simply being cheap, I wouldn’t expect him to sign. And if he isn’t signed by opening day, the Giants will need to move him before his trade value evaporates.

by skellync5 on Dec 27, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

if he goes down with a career-ending injury

But that’s not the only possible negative end result. If he just suddenly sucks this year, he’d hurt his value. Or if his elbow DOES suddenly have issues and he needs surgery, teams will be less inclined to give him a long term deal for so much money if they’re unsure just how effective he’d be afterwards.

Look at Grady Sizemore. For four straight years, he put up really good numbers before injuries derailed his career. Had he not been injured the past two years or so, imagine the type of contract he’d have pulled down. Cain could potentially face a similar issue, depending on injuries this year. I completely agree with you, his injury history gives little reason to think there’s much of a risk in 2012, but nobody should take anything for granted.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not clear: are you agreeing with my point, or disagreeing with it?

JRPhillips:

I cannot tell whether you’re agreeing or disagreeing with my original thesis. But I’m pretty sure we’re not agreeing on much. And we definitely don’t agree with respect to your attempt to offer up Grady Sizemore as an example of why Cain might be too risk averse to play out his contract if the Giants don’t make him an offer he likes. Aside from the fact that both play ML baseball, Cain & Sizemore aren’t even remotely similar situations. Unless you were merely arguing that, hey, injuries can happen to anyone . . . But if you were suggesting that Cain will be influenced to sign below value due to concern that he’ll break down like Sizemore, I would respectfully disagree.

To restate, here are the two principle points I was trying to make. I’ve discussed the first point already at length, so most of this post will expand on the second point.

1) The Giants will be making a strategic error if they approach negotiations with the expectation of signing Cain for a “hometown discount.”

2) Based on Cain’s six-year track record of pitching injury-free, it is conceivable (meaning possible) that Cain would be comfortable with the risk of foregoing an extension, playing out his final year under contract, and cashing in on the Big FA $$.

I concede that there are real risks associated with foregoing an extension. But these risks need to viewed in their proper context. The two principle risks of foregoing an extensions are: 1) going down to an injury that negates his FA value (or if career-ending, extinguishes his FA value altogether); and 2) experiencing a significant drop in performance (which would likewise diminish his FA value in rough proportion to the magnitude of the drop in performance). Addressing Cain’s risk of injury first, the proper context for evaluating the magnitude of this risk involves looking at two factors: 1) Cain’s health/injury history; and 2) Cain’s mechanics.

[A third source of injury, though one that’s not easily quantified (because it occurs more or less randomly) is the likelihood of Cain going down to an injury caused by some external factor. Examples of this sort of random injury might include being hit in the melon by a batted ball; or any other event that results in a broken bone or serious joint/soft-tissue injury (e.g., injury to the any part of his right arm from finger tip to shoulder; or any of his foundational parts involved in windup & delivery, like legs, back, obliques, etc.). Since we’re talking about a type of risk that can’t be reliably predicted using factors unique to Cain, I leave this out of my discussion. But yes, random things happen, and if Cain felt that the benefit of having an extension in place outweighed the benefit of accepting an unknowable risk of random injury for larger dollars, then surely Cain would opt for the security of a deal rather than take the chance. Given the potential & massive upside value of taking a chance on FA, I would take the risk. But I’m not Cain so I have no idea how he’ll evaluate this element of risk]

Returning to the point I was making a paragraph ago, the two types of risk that can be evaluated outside a vacuum are, the risk of injury involving mechanics, durability, and overall physiology (i.e., a mechanical breakdown, as opposed to an injury caused on the playing field or elsewhere); and the risk of significantly reduced performance/productivity, such that it would negate the value of being a FA. Though there’s no way to predict with absolute certainty how Cain will hold up physically, an examination of Cain’s performance & injury history (or in his case, lack of injury history) can be instructive. With respect to Cain’s historic performance & injury(free)-history, none of the publicly available information suggests cause for concern. Cain’s work-horse performance, which he’s maintained for the entirety of his time in a Giants uniform, suggests that he is durable, mechanically sound and physiologically healthy. While elbow and/or shoulder breakdowns are always possible, nothing in Cain’s history suggests that any such breakdown is imminent. To the contrary, Cain’s record is suggestive of a healthy, solid pitcher with good mechanics. Cain has pitched at least 190 innings in every full season he’s been with the Giants. To be precise, Cain has logged innings at the following rate (I’ve dropped the fractional innings for simplicity):

2006: 190 IP
2007: 200 IP
2008: 217 IP
2009: 217 IP
2010: 223 IP
(+ 21 IP in postseason, w/ this insane line: 1-0; 13H, 7BB; 13K & 0.00ERA)
2011: 221 IP

Based on the length of time that Cain has carried a heavy workload (6 years), and based on Cain’s consistent performance, and indeed improvement, over this time, it would be reasonable to conclude that, given Cain’s relative youth, the likelihood of a physical/structural breakdown within the next year is, if not negligible, at least very low. I’m sure much more can be said on the subject of Cain’s mechanics, including judgments about whether his pitching motion is consistent with continued health; or conversely, whether his motion is problematic & likely to put him on a Tommy-John-Surgeon’s table. But I claim no particular expertise in this subject, so don’t feel qualified to offer much of an opinion on this. All I can say about Cain’s mechanics is that: 1) to the uneducated & amateur eye of this lifelong baseball fan, Cain’s pitching motion looks compact & efficient to me (as opposed to violent, jerky, etc.), and he appears to have a very solid base to pitch from (trunk & legs), and based on his motion, it looks like he generates most of his power using all of his body, rather than merely whipping his arm (side note: am I the only person who looks at Craig Kimbrel and thinks his motion is far too violent, and that it won’t be long before he’s on the surgeon’s table?); and 2) the only other point I can offer about Cain’s mechanics is an indirect one. Having pitched 1,268 innings over the past six seasons, and having done so injury free, I’m inclined to think that if his mechanics were a problem, we would already know it, as his arm/shoulder/elbow would have blown up under that workload. Not only has he failed to blow up, he’s actually gotten better. Pitchers come along all the time who perform well for a year or two and then blow up. But off the top of my head, I can’t think of a recent pitcher who tossed 6 solid years with a heavy but not overwhelming workload each year, and then blew up. If a pitcher is mechanically or structurally unsound, you usually see it within his first two or three years. So I’m not worried about this.

As to the second factor that can be evaluated to judge Cain’s risk, i.e., a significant drop in performance, I have little to add beyond what I’ve already written. Based on Cain’s age & performance history, I am aware of no reasons to anticipate a backward slide in his productivity in the absence of injury. If Cain happened to be 34 years old instead of 27, I’d be far more hesitant to predict continued performance at the same level or better. But Cain is 27, and as I understand it, baseball players (both pitchers & position players) generally see their most productive years between ages 27 or 28 and 32. Again, generally speaking, players younger than 27 are still advancing up the productivity scale; once they reach their late twenties, players enter a period of peak productivity; and somewhere around 33 or 34 players exit their peak productivity stage, and begin to decline in productivity (sometimes slowly, sometimes overnight). I’m sure someone else on this board can speak more intelligently on this topic, so I’ll leave it to others to clarify or contradict this point. But in a nutshell, I don’t see age as having a negative impact on and evaluation of Cain’s likely productivity in 2012.

In any event, my point was not to say that Cain WILL forego an extension and take on the risk of getting zero if he goes down to catastrophic injury. My point was merely that, given his history, both health-wise & performance/productivity-wise, the Giants would be smart to bear in mind that he might very well be willing to take this chance. What’s the point of considering this? Well, if you’re the Giants, the point is this: before entering into negotiations with Cain, it would be wise to set aside all preconceived notions about Cain’s willingness to sign for a hometown discount, along with any assumptions that Cain wouldn’t dare forego an extension and gamble on himself, his proven ability, his solid injury-free history, and make a run at FA. Going into negotiations with a mindset that has already factored in these assumptions (all of which are as yet unproven, and may be flatly wrong) may lead to contract offers that are consciously (or unconsciously) discounted based on possibly flawed assumptions regarding Cain’s thought-process, including his order of priorities, and his comfort or discomfortable when it comes to risk. The Giants’ FO has already given Cain cause to be resentful (if he’s the type of person who might harbor resentment), when they subtracted a year from his last contract at the 11th hour. Perhaps he’s not as egotistical or sensitive as some ballplayers are. But if he is (and prudence dictates that we assume he is), then if the Giants hope to extract his signature on an extension, it would be wise for them not to inadvertently give him further cause to resent the Giants (like, for example, by offering him an extension substantially below market value, based on some misguided notion that he’ll sign for a hometown discount, or that he’ll be too scared to risk playing out his contract). And since the Giants have made clear that all the money they have left is for Cain & Lincecum, they damn well better get one or both. Because they’ve pretty much let everyone we might have wanted get away, so there aren’t many options left if Cain demurs. [BTW, brilliant negotiating tactic Giants! Telegraph exactly how much money you have to spend, make clear that you’re determined to sign your target, wait for all the other options for spending your money are gone, then wait a little longer, and finally, at the very last hour sit down and try to negotiate a deal with a player whose FA clock is ticking down. This is a textbook example of how to give away all your leverage in a negotiation.]

by skellync5 on Dec 28, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tl;dr
Unless you were merely arguing that, hey, injuries can happen to anyone

This. They CAN happen to anyone.

I completely agree with you, his injury history gives little reason to think there’s much of a risk in 2012, but nobody should take anything for granted.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 28, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Roger that

I agree, nobody should take anything for granted. Ideally this applies to both the Giants’ negotiating team (whoever that is), AND Matt Cain & his agent. My fear is that neither will approach negotiations this rationally. Far too many writers have speculated about hometown discounts for my comfort. And most of these writers sound like they’re implicitly factoring in a second discount, presumably based on the risk to Cain of playing out his contract. I’m concerned that neither of these discounts may actually prove viable, and if either does prove viable, I suspect the discount will be smaller than people seem to be anticipating. It seems likely that Cain will play hardball in negotiations (and he should since the Giants have ceded most of their leverage). I also worry that the Giants will have little choice but to meet Cain’s dollar figure & term because they don’t sound like they have a backup plan if Cain won’t budge. While I want Cain back for 4 years, I’d feel different if I knew it would hamstring the Giants financially for that 4-year period (or worse, for longer). And to be perfectly honest, given Weaver’s extension, I don’t see Cain signing for less than 5 years, and it’s easy to envision him holding out for 6. With few alternative options, I envision the Giants caving in order to sign at least one of their two targets, in part because most fans expect both to be extended, and for the simple reason that we don’t have an obvious replacement if Cain walks. He and his agent understand these things, and that’s big leverage.

As I noted at the end of my last post, IMO Cain is the negotiating party holding most of the leverage. That may seem counterintuitive, and ordinarily it would be. But the Giants’s off-season strategy and their approach to negotiating with Cain & Lincecum has left the Giants without a real fall-back option if Cain refuses to budge on $$ or years. It’s never good negotiating strategy to lack a viable backup plan. It’s also lousy negotiating strategy to make clear to your target (and your fan base) that you are determined to retain the target (and oh by the way, that your team is screwed if you don’t). While the Giants shouldn’t want to sound indifferent, per se, they should still attempt to balance their message to the target to keep some fear alive that the Giants are willing to walk away from the table if a deal doesn’t make sense. I worry that the Giants cannot credibly pretend to be willing to walk away from the table now, and that’s a problem. Bottom line: they’ve ceded far too much leverage to Lincecum & Cain, and one of the unintended consequences of this bush league strategy is that they’re going to pay dearly to keep either pitcher (and if they keep both, heaven help us, the cost is going to be painful). Then we can look forward to a long series of off-seasons just like this one, where the Giants claim pseudo-poverty to explain why they can’t make the team better. I hope I’m proven wrong

by skellync5 on Dec 28, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Federal Reserve of New York is the Yankees personal bank.

Cain will be a Yankee in 2013.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Except Yankees don't even spend now.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Saving up for next off season?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I think the financial realities are setting in for teams above the luxury cap. I believe it’s a 1 to 1 tax. So if you sign a guy to a 10 million per year deal, it’s actually 20 million.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I've made the CC comp too in fanposts

and it’s pretty accurate. The other closest comp in career arc and performance is King Felix.

Cain is in pretty elite company. If he reached the open market, especially if Hamels and Greinke don’t, I could see him getting a deal closer to CCs than we all think.

I think 6/110 or 7/125 would be fair extensions for him to keep him testing the market; that is big money but probably at the low end of what he would get in FA. He is envied greatly. Just search “Matt Cain trade” in Google.

by OrgoneDonor on Dec 27, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Now Grant has me all pissed off again

I am going into the archives of all the SBN baseball sites and look at 11/1/2010.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we all know by now that anything Grant writes is stolen.

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 27, 2011 1:09 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm afraid

That they’ll sign Cain and Lincecum to Affeldt type deals, and not of the $5mil variety, but the “omg that’s way more than he is worth” variety.

I am 100%, no-foolin’ expecting a Cain extension before the season starts. The front office and ownership essentially promised us as much when explaining why they couldn’t pay Beltran, Reyes, Furcal, Alex Gonzalez, the other Alex Gonzalez, or either Jeff D’Amico.

And that’s why. They’ve painted themselves into a corner. They need to resign their pitching or they will lose their identity and have to start from near scratch, and we know what Sabean does when he “needs” to sign someone. Here, take all our money, have our RDF, and we’ll re-sign Beltran, in 2016, to a minor league deal.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

and we’ll re-sign Beltran, in 2016, to a minor league deal.

/weeps

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They haven’t really painted themselves into a corner. If anything will be a limiting factor to their ability to retain Cain, it will be Posey, Sandoval, Bumgarner, and Belt progressing through arbitration, and pushing costs up from the bottom.

Also, Sabean’s “sign a veteran” bandaid strategy in the second half of the Bonds era isn’t really analogous, simply because Barry Bonds is one of the best goddamn baseball players who ever lived. If Cain and Lincecum depart, the top talent is distributed among 3-5 players, with help on the way in Brown, Hembree, and a robust draft class from 2011.

The Giants have been staying short-term with their free agent acquisitions since signing Renteria in 2009, aimed towards being able to retain Timmy and Matt in the first place. Should they depart, we should have plenty of flexibility to recover lost value, heartbreaking as it may be.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused

How have they not painted themselves into a corner? Your first paragraph seems to think I said I was afraid they weren’t going to sign Matt and Time. I’m afraid that they’ve put so much emphasis on signing them that they will do it at any cost.

The signing Beltran wasn’t a jab at signing veterans, it was a jab at not having money because they gave it all to Matt and Tim. We couldn’t sign him now because we’re saving for Matt and Tim, but we can sign him years down the road when he’s dirt cheap because he’s no longer good.

Again, your third paragraph seems to think I was saying that I’m afraid that we won’t re-sign them.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely whiffed on what you were going for.

Sorry about that.

I think that the Giants have been pretty fair in their payment of Cain and Linecum thus far. I think they understand very well how to value starting pitching.

I do agree that Lopez and Affeldt are overpays, but my theory remains that this is a consequence of a very thin market for lefty relievers, so they signed them early to keep the price from getting driven up even further later. They paid a premium for a sure thing, as much as relievers can ever be regarded as a sure thing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They paid a premium for a sure thing, as much as relievers can ever be regarded as a sure thing.

That’s the mindset that I’m afraid is going to lead to Matt and Tim having albatross contracts. As much as it would suck seeing one of them on the Yankees, having one of them be an albatross might be worse.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Overpaying for Lincecum and Cain in the way that they overpaid for Affeldt and Lopez is pretty difficult.

That the Giants seem pretty firm about preferring contracts in the neighborhood of four years going forward (thanks, Zito!) works in their favor in this respect.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

my thinking too.

dont see how they can get around that. unless they trade one of the two. then they could make some sort of tacky argument

by orange velvet on Dec 27, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

have our RDF

I missed this somewhere along the line… What is RDF?

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rainy Day Fund

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this.

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by bigboneded on Dec 27, 2011 1:11 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Thinking about this makes me sad

I don’t know what kind of a guy Matt Cain is personally, but I don’t see a lot of reasons for him to stay, unless he loves it in SF or loves the fans here. He has a ring, so while he may not jump to whatever team seems the best contender for the sake of getting a ring, it sure doesn’t seem like the organization is willing/able to put a good enough offense on the field to seriously contend. This also is his first chance at a payday, and I’m sure he could find better money with Miami or one of the multiple big-buyer AL teams.

Plus for marketing purposes, I’m sure Tim is the team’s #1 priority and will be their choice if they feel like they can only afford one of the two going forward.

My prediction: he doesn’t get an extension, the team isn’t seriously contending by the trading deadline, and they trade him. There will be the biggest freak-out ever here, but the general public will still have their Freak, Panda, & Beard, and will just be merely sad to see Cain gone, not stabby-sad.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

not stabby-sad.

This is where the stabbing will be going on. Jponry alone will have 2K comments.

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

At that point I might take a few choice Giants items from 2010 pack them in a box and ship them back to the Giants with a note inside telling them to shove them up their rainy day fund.

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

People keep talking as though Matt/Tim hate the team

My guess is that not one member of the 2010 team believes the WS Championship was a fluke. I also think they went into 2011 thinking they could compete for a repeat, but were done in by injuries. I really doubt they hate the brass because Huff had a bad season. When Sabean had the famous meeting with the pitchers in 2010 telling them that the team was built around them and they need to carry the load, I’d bet Cain was the pitcher who most agreed.

When guys are with an organization their entire career (in Cain’s case, since he finished high school), they tend to feel they’re a part of that organization as much as it is their employer. I spent 17 years with one company and leaving was very difficult.

This isn’t trying to re-sign a two month rental like Beltran. I’m with Grant and expect Cain to stay. I suspect he really likes being a Giant despite the lack of run support he’s experienced.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't speak for the pitchers

But I’d be pretty ticked if they told me I needed to carry the load more when our offense was ranked dead last in the National League.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Were they dead last in the league at any point in 2010?

I didn’t think they were

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

To add on: I know you’re talking about 2010, but I seem to recall that they basically said the same thing to the pitchers on the 2011 team. That’s where I’m coming from.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This quote on the upcoming season might bug me a tad bit if I was pitching for the Giants:

"Righetti has made it known to the pitchers that it’s their responsibility to win games and they fully understand that and accept that responsibility," Sabean said. "Our fan base is one of the best in baseball and our players know it. I’m an East Coast guy myself and the reason I’m still here is because this organization treats its people so well."

PITCH BETTER!

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Might this not be true?

Isn’t there more to a players’ hapiness that run support?

I’m sure players talk about their experiances playing with other teams. When a player like Huff, Burrell or even Vogelsong comes along and talks about how awesome playing for the Giants is, it’s likely to make them appreciate what they have here vs. the unknown of another team. Sure they might wish the team had signed another bat, but here’s some positives off the top of my head that might compensate:

  • Great city, great ballpark, cool fans
  • Teammates you know and like
  • Player-friendly media
  • Living history (Mays, McCovey, Cepeda etc always hanging out)
  • Manager that has their back and doesn’t rip them in public
  • Shared experince of a recent WS title and desire to prove that 2011 was the fluke, not 2010

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, that stuff probably matters. But it’s how much it matters. And I’m guessing it matters much, much less than money.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

America sucks. All of those things are more important than money.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe so, but I think it would take substantially more money from another team to pull Cain away from those things

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

None of us talk about the elephant in the room:

Cain is pissed that the Bell Market on 24th St. was replaced by a Whole Foods.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If they replace Patxi’s Pizza with a Domino’s, he’s outta here.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll play the ‘we don’t really know’ card because we don’t really know if the Giants are a great organization to play for. Cain might like it, or he might not. Always bet on the money.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But it appears from all the comments of current and former players

that the Giants are a great organization to play for.

Also cupcake soft press and pretty good fans.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Even Jeff Kent comes around for donuts and plaques and stuff. And he didn’t say anything nice when he left.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, we’re the only organization that would give Jeff Kent donuts & plaques. He’s going to be remembered as a Giant.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right "we don't really know". That's why I keep saying "I think..."

I also there are enough former Giants (Kruk, Kuip, Mays, McCovey, Cepeda, Snow, Clark) hanging around with good things to say about the organization that there must be some truth to it.

Certainly the gesture of flying all the emplyees out to the WS was cool.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

I have not hard anything bad said about the organization from former players.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

French Vanilla!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You may have missed Steve Finley and Jason Christensen’s parting remarks.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Finley was never a Giant (NEVER!)

and

Christensen had issues with Bonds.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not hard anything bad said about the organization from former players.

Anyway, Christensen had issues with Felipe as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

True enough.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Brower, on the other hand...

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not on either side of this discussion but this has made me try and think of players who did openly talk about how much they disliked an organization after they left. Coming up damn near blank.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Florida and Boston aren't doing themselves any favors right now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was that guy that came to the Giants from Toronto a few years ago. How about him.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This has been the kind of stuff going though my head.

“That one guy that one time?”

“Wasn’t there a guy from an east coast team once?”

I guess my brain sees no reason to remember this stuff. Which is more than welcome.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I barely remembered it, too. I think I only recalled it at all because of the “play for yourselves!” meme.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't Huff talk crap about the crappy teams he'd been on

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Without looking anything up

I’m not sure if he talked crap about the teams, but he definitely has said he got into the habit of “just playing out the stretch” because they were always losers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that what he was doing last year? Damn.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

…and how in 2011, he became resigned to his fate of sucking as if he was on a losing team when in reality he was on a team that desperately needed him to step up.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You'll have to pull up a quote for that one, broseph.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

baggs has said it quite a few times in his postgame blogs

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You and mercy

need to not confuse Baggarly and Schulman’s reporting as objective fact. It’s a privileged perspective in terms of access, but it’s still just speculation. Unless it came from Huff’s mouth, that’s all it will ever be.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff repeatedly said “It’s just one of those years” throughout the season. If that’s not giving up, I don’t know what is.

I’ll look for the quote to appease you.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Years like 2005, 2006, and 2009. Your theory doesn’t really account for 2004 or 2008, when he also played for crappy teams but hit like a good first baseman/DH should.

He could just as easily be talking about years where he can’t get it going, not years where he’s just phoning it in.

Like I said, speculation.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He is talking about years where he can’t get it going, but the problem is that he seemed to resign himself to the fact that it was just “one of those years” rather than work harder to get it going.

its no secret he came into camp not exactly fit to play baseball

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Key word: seemed

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

he did resign himself to the fact that it was “just one of those years”, because he said it himself.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Same argument, just with the key word removed.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure why you’d argue facts, but go ahead.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure you understand what constitutes facts.

You are offering supposition; you only assume it to be fact because you are biased.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Huff expressed a “just one of those years” attitude during the season.

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_19008591

He expressed that attitude, and he admitted to it. Don’t know what else to say man

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

See my multiple prior comments about journalistic speculation on player attitude, and a remark that doesn’t really tell us in any certain terms what he meant. You can certainly put the two together to come up with a supposition, but still doesn’t tell us whether he strolled to and from the dugout with an “aw, fuck it” attitude.

Given that he actually got better as the season went on, it doesn’t really seem to support that hypothesis.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

he most certainly had a defeatist attitude

so you’re telling me that you believe Huff never gave up, and in fact worked harder and harder every day to improve?

you must not have seen any games this year. Huff isn’t the first man I’ve seen with quit in his eyes, and he won’t be the last.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

When you can show me "quit in his eyes" as Exhibit A,

then we’ll talk.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 1:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll find life can be quite unfulfilling when the urges to quantify every thought, feeling or emotion become too great.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

In other words, “quit in his eyes” is not a number. or a letter. it is not an object. it is not animate. it cannot be proved, or disproved.

but don’t tell me it ain’t real. and on that note, good night to you.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

it cannot be proved, or disproved.

If you want to make a definitive assertion like “Huff quit,” the burden of proof is on you.

Everything in its right place: I’ll save my meditations on hopelessness and resignation for when I read Beckett, and take the pragmatist’s route of not passing character judgments on a guy I’ve only ever seen on TV based on two subjective snippets from a blog and a handful of close-ups.

If you want to invoke Bertand’s teapot to explain Huff’s 2011, I’ll gladly invoke Occam’s razor right back.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He also said Bochy was the best manager he'd ever played for

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but what was that about Bochy not ripping his players?

Unless the season is over and your name is Aubrey Huff maybe. Oh, or Brandon Belt.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 27, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he said something about Baltimore prior to the 2010 season

Something that irked Orioles fans

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by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

when a player says something bad about his team, I think most GMs assume it says more about the player than the team.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 27, 2011 5:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

All of those former Giants are currently paid by the Giants, no?

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t doubt for a second that the Giants have an advantage in negotiation and that history and familiarity can offset a dollar amount.

I wish he’d just come out and put a number on it.
He’s so coy!

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by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

•Manager that has their back and doesn’t rip them in public

I’m not sure Belt would agree with this one.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude should really just take that beer next time.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or Armando Benitez

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh...yeah, I was going to post the same thing

Bumgarner as well for that matter.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Decker has Belt’s back.

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy, like the union, has the back of the veterans. Get back on the bench, rook.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran also spoke favorably of the clubhouse to Pagan.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And then signed with another team.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

His refusal to accept garlic fries and build-a-bears as compensation was a dealbreaker.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants didn’t bid against themselves enough to sign him. They had to pull their best offer after they refused to beat it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WE JUST DON'T KNOW!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“The chairs are really comfortable, and there’s this old dude who gives us all the towels we need.”

/signs with Cardinals

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But...

Don’t most players say, “It’s been great playing for Team X. Nothing against Team Y, but Team X is great!” I think it’s hard to judge what a player REALLY thinks of an organization and what is important to them. And I agree that all the points you made are positives for players coming/staying and playing in San Francisco.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 28, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an East Coast guy myself and the reason I’m still here is because this organization treats its people so well."

He went on to say, “I mean, look at me. I’m ridiculed by everyone, almost no one thinks I’m good at my job, I’m stuck in the stone age. Hell, it even sucks to look at me, but I’m their guy, so they treat me well.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t blame them.
But (lolfanpsych) I have high hopes that they’re (or at least Cain is) allowing some leeway with the Giants they might not if they’d been on another team these past few years.

I’m a man of faith.

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by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have said nothing substantive here and I acknowledge that thank you everyone for your time.

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by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to quantify compensating factors above

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC Timmy was giving visible signs of frustration at the end of the season. That may or may not be related to the putrid offense though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SMOKE MORE WEED LOL

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by xanthan on Dec 27, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I've said before that I think Timmy is far more likely to test FA than Cain

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re right on this front.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, especially because of the reports we’re hearing of him asking for either 2 or 8 years.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with him on that. It’s like, if you want to sign me for my free agency years, sign me for my free agency years.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not disparaging him for it. I just think it’s a clue as to his thought process.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

if they offer four years lincecum should turn it down.

that would basically be a two year contract and they would be for his llkely best years. at the end of which he is left with less prime bargaining years

by orange velvet on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you say that because of the way we perceive his demeanor? Because he’s more high-profile?

I ask because Cain has definitely received the short end of the putrid offense more than Tim has, despite Tim’s poor W-L record last year. If we’re talking from a pure frustration point, I think Cain has much more reason to leave.

Again, we don’t know either of these guys personally, so it’s hard to say. But I don’t see how they can’t be frustrated at the organization for putting out such a bad offense.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

well if we are going to compare shitty support i think it is a toss up

Cain and lincecum have been trampled by lack of support.

Cain has a problem with the w/l -no way should he have a 69-73 record.

by orange velvet on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one of them has lent their name to the act of pitching excellently and still getting a loss though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that that it can change this year

but Lincecum got really, really screwed for run support in 2011. Partially this was a product of facing Kershaw what, 3 or 4 times? But I think he led the league in starts of 7+ innings with 1 or 0 ER, and he won an embarrassingly small number of those games.

If the offense regresses back towards the mean like we hope it will, it might make Tim easier to re-sign after 2012. Hope like hell!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i get mad everytime i think about those kershaw stats.

then i think about the cy young bragging about beating lincecum and get mad all over again.

by orange velvet on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Partly his demeanor...

…partly because he’s been with the team since high school and partly because he seems to have been more willing to take on the role of team leader/spokesman than Tim

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is very mercurial.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain seems mature beyond his years

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This as well.

He’s a stand-up dude.

If I had kids, the pro athletes I would point to as good role models: Drew Brees, Buster Posey, and Matt Cain.

Aldon Smith is making a push at that list.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I've heard David Lee is really cool too

In NY, he attended the funeral of an arena usher who passed because he had got to know him and really liked him.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That's good to hear.

I am not as zomgwtf about Lee’s contract as other Warriors fans, but then I don’t claim to know much about basketball.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

It’s one of the worst contracts in basketball. Still probably only the second worst on the Warriors though.

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d point to David Lee Roth as a good role model for the rock and roll lifestyle.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

golf clap

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you leave black heel marks on the lobby tile?

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by Lunkus on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I was 15 years with the school district and eventually the bullshit just got to be too much. When you are told crap like “We don’t care how you feel about the new reporting system. Teachers have always taken work home with them: take more.” Eventually you lose that loyalty, especially when the people that hired you and really supported the program all have retired.

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I have no loyalty to my school. Nor to my administration. To my kids. But not to anybody who hired me or assigned me or is my boss.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well for awhile we had some admins that were real child development people, they understood how 3-5 year olds learned. And they fought for a long time to keep scripted curriculum out of our classrooms, eventually they were essentially forced out so that the upper upper administration could bring in shit like Open Court and Saxon Math.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, administration that actually understands what teaching is about

Wouldn’t that be something.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It was, while it lasted.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's something to ponder...

This is a scenario that I think is applicable:

If you’re working for a company that has two departments, in which both are responsible for putting out a product, and your boss comes to you and says:

Sorry, but due to the budget, your department is WAY more responsible for putting out a good product than the other department is.

Wouldn’t you be a little upset by that?

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by danieljgrant on Dec 28, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My prediction: he doesn’t get an extension, the team isn’t seriously contending by the trading deadline, and they trade him.

No way that happens. The Giants never consider themselves out by the trading deadline, and I suspect Sabean would trade his own child before trading off one of the more talented players on his team.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They could be as bad as the Houston Astros and they still wouldn’t do it.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran

I was vacationing in Maui when Beltran signed (Each year, Grant sends the best moderator on an all expenses vacation…I keep winning it) and missed most of the discussion.

I was disappointed, but thought maybe the Giants, after seeing his knees up close for a couple of months, might have decided that any multi-year deal was too risky a la Ellis Burks. Was this angle/possibility discussed?

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

doubt it

mostly just freaking out.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My new thought

was that it’s unfair to focus on 2/$26 million because had the Giants been in on the bidding, it would have got north of $30 million and a possible third year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No

just the theory of supply and demand.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we have any idea who else ran the bidding up to 2/26?

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really, or if anyone did at all. I think there has been mention of “multiple” AL teams interested, we know Colorado was interested, and I think Cleveland offered him 2/26 as well. So why the Giants couldn’t have been a 3rd team to offer 2/26 and have the possibility that he picks them, I don’t know.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I think the Cardinals’ lineup would be a deciding factor.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea that the Giants couldn’t improve their lineup because their lineup sucked is pretty funny to me. Not saying you’re right or wrong.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey…it’s what Beltran said.

I really think that Beltran does not want to carry the load anymore. He did that in New York and could never live up to the expectations/contract.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he really in New York?

What about Wright and Reyes (and Delgado for a bit) and other guys who I forget?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Santana!

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He was certainly expected to with his huge contract.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, big contracts are rarely worth it. Beltran probably put up pretty close to 30 fWAR during his time with the Mets, which means he probably came much closer to providing even value than most.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I am just talking about expectations. I think that Mets fans directed a lot of their anger/frustration on Beltran.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mets fans are a bitter bunch. There’s lots of vitriol to go around.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

He did in fact earn his contract. The fans are stupid if they blame him for the Mess.

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean couldn’t sign good players to improve the lineup because Bizarro Sabean kept signing bad players.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bizarro Sabean was really Magowan, as we all know now for some reason.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of us voiced it as a concern.

Compromise: Yes, Beltran is good. Yes, his knees are a concern.

It comes down to whether you feel that the investment is worth the risk.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

subtle brag, eh?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis Burks

Had two seasons with at bats north of 500 and OPS+ above 130 after leaving the Giants.

Yeah, he was a DH, but still.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a big but still

David Ortiz is a very good hitter but there is a reason why Boston was his only option.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Not his only option… just the most sensible one. I mean, I’m sure the Rays would have taken Ortiz’s bat, just not at that price

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Other teams too

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ortiz is one of those players

who because of his tenure is worth way more to his own team than to anyone else.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah

But he would have had other offers had he not returned to Boston

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Though not at the same level, yes

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Baggarly 12/08/2011:

“(Matt)Cain is younger and better than (C.J.)Wilson,” said one industry source. “He’d get $150 million on the open market.”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

8-0

Yikes

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really see how it makes him worth twice what CJ is.

Just because they’re in the industry doesn’t mean they know what the fuck they’re talking about. Remember, Brian Sabean is an industry source.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson

got 5/$77.5 million.

I think Cain gets 5/$100 million or less. Don’t forget Hamels is also a FA next year and I believe most people regard Hamels higher than Cain.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The peripherals are somewhat split, but Hamels is left-handed which gives him an edge over Cain.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude was getting blisters while Cain was not giving up hits. I’m so glad the Giants have Cain, and goddamn it, they better sign him long term.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You're thinking of CJ Wilson.

Maybe that’s why Cain will get twice as much. Blister-proof!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually had Wilson’s face in my mind when you wrote Hamels, too. DUH!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Thinking of CJ when comparing Hamels to Cain.

Handsome overload.

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by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I have the vapors!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels also had some arm issues last season.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels had arguably his best season ever in 2011. If anything would be a red flag to other teams, it would be 2009.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels’ health also has to remain somewhat of a concern. He missed a start last season with left shoulder inflammation. Following the playoffs, Hamels also had loose bodies removed from his left elbow and had surgery for an inguinal hernia.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So sounds like Cain, just with worse timing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain has never had a season like this:

“I can’t wait for it to end,” Hamels said, referring to his wildly inconsistent 2009 season. “It’s been mentally draining … It’s one of those things, a year in, you just can’t wait for a fresh start.”

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It's almost exactly like that thing I said.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed that. I’m not sure why you called it a “red flag”.

I’m just pointing out that Cain has been more consistent.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

In many respects, consistently worse than Hamels.

2009 excepted.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Lindsay Lohan would fit in there.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I wondered if anyone else

thought “loose bodies” was a funny expression.

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether right or not

Hamels has a higher profile than Cain, playing in Philly.

The point is that the money is going to be limited in this era of less year/less money.

Look at Fielder. The dude is going to get about half the years he wants.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, if Philly tries to retain Hamels – which I suspect they would, as they seem very bullish on him – that would drive up his price bigtime.

However, I have heard some speculation that Worley may replace Hamels in the long run.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain poetry? Don't mind if I do...

Matt Cain is like a red red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
Matt Cain is like the melodie
That’s sweetly play’d in tune.

So fair art thou, my stalwart starter,
So deep my fandom be;
And I will love thee still, my dear,
E’en when thou art a Yankee.

E’en when thou art a Yank, dear Matt,
And the baseballs melt wi’ the suns:
And I will love thee still, dear Matt,
When they get you plentie o’ runs.

And fare thee well, if a Cardinal,
Or a Marlin you be then.
You may not come again, dear Matt,
But at least we had Twenty-Ten.

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of Cabrera.

by Lyle on Dec 27, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Goddammit Giants
Don’t let Cain be a Red Sock
Friggin’ rat bastards

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

embarrassingly stupid admission of the day

For all these years I thought they were saying Costco Busan. I dont even know how this would possibly make sense.

I’m just going to go sit in a corner.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Okay

I’m assuming you didn’t know that there was a Costco in Busan.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And you've been boycotting Costco this whole time...

…and missed out on a fortune in savings because of it

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

we are all puppet consumers in a capitalistic society

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me.

I’m a Muppet consumer in a capitalistic society.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

are you a muppet of a consumer?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t that mean he consumes muppets?

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The fun really starts at 0:40.

But I can see 1:10 getting a lot of run as a .gif this coming season.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not easy being soylent green.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I a man or a muppet?

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are a muppet, you are a very manly muppet.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are a man, that makes you a muppet of a man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0zpxC6O7nE (for those out of the loop)

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we muppets?

Or are we consumers?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

we are Pedro Feliz

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by son of ggf on Dec 28, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This

contributes greatly to my understanding of the Matt Cain contract negotiations. Thank you.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I certainly see parallels between a terrible disaster and the Giants negotiations with Cain.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiddle, it’s Cosco Busan, not Costco

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it. Thanks.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/points and laughs

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought it was a joint Incan/Korean venture.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

50 days til P&C

I think we’re running out of material here

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Oh thanks

I was just going to look that up. Gotta start the countdown.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t quote me on the exact number; I just estimated.

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it Feb 19th?

The last time I checked, it wasn’t on the website.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t know; just went with ~Feb 15th

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

and this is something we’re supposed to be looking forward to?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Beats all the off season whinging going on right now.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/looking forward to 1000 “best shape of his life” stories

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to remember a good Sabean offseason.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Did they acquire the Big Cat in the offseason or at the break?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 27, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

From B-R
July 24, 2001: Traded by the Texas Rangers to the San Francisco Giants for Todd Ozias (minors), Chris Magruder and Erasmo Ramirez.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

later...
February 5, 2003: Signed as a Free Agent with the San Francisco Giants.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Both!

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that was Armando Gallarago, right? the Big Cat?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

let’s see A…G…. yeah that’s probably right….

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Andres Galarraga.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember being so psyched when they got him. I forget if he sucked or not though.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Galarraga never sucked.

I was sorry he never got to celebrate the 400 HR mark.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

he was awesome as a giant

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I forget if he sucked or not though.

Never. Dude was a good Giant and he almost hit one into the " Big Glove". Ok, it wasn’t that close, but it sure seemed like it.

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, good. Usually the default is “yeah, he sucked after the Giants got him” so I wasn’t sure.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

He was justly loved as a Giant. When I went to games back in 03 he consistently got some of the best fan support of anybody this side of BLB. And he hit .301/.352/.489 that year.

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, hey!

If you haven’t already…

READ MY CRAPPY FANPOST!

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve been, and I must say, it’s the Vanity Fair afterparty of Fanposts.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My take is this:

I really, really, really want Matt Cain to be a San Francisco Giant for the rest of his career. I want his HOF plaque to have an “SF” cap on it. For the most part, the Giants should do what it takes to keep him here. He’s been a great Giant and helped them win a World Series. Hey, it’s not my money.

However, as many people have said, if it becomes clear that Cain won’t be signing an extension before the 2012 season starts, the Giants need to trade him by the deadline and get some value for him. Given the new CBA, if the Giants don’t get the normal compensation if he leaves as a free agent, they need to be compensated via the trade route. I will be very sad if Matt Cain ends up on another team, but I’ll be enraged if he ends up on another team and the Giants have absolutely nothing to show for it.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

What if the Ginats are contending at the deadline?

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If it were me, I’d keep him and take the risk, assuming the offense is clicking and firing on all cylinders at that point in time.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a tough call

I’m sure they’d keep him in that case. And I’d be happy, until the team has a terrible August and then I’d come here to join the freakout.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants aren’t competing at the deadline to the degree that they could punt the season by trading Cain, then it would probably be worth the haul to re-boot the franchise, anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Teams acquiring him via trade won’t get compensated for him if he goes to another team in 2013. So they may not give up as much for him.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d forgotten about the detail. Will be interesting to see how that affects the trade market for impending FAs.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Might be good news for the Giants

Since they’re often deadline shoppers and the price will be lower

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Question, then...

At what point do you guys think they would be overpaying Cain? If Baggs’ source is right, is there a point in your minds when a contract would be too expensive?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

I would personally be okay with the Giants paying Matt Cain everything.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to join this line.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I would also offer Cain the moon. But I don’t want the FO to come right out and say that (which they practically have).

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They should put Matt Cain’s face on the moon. That way we could look up at night and see Matt Cain.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have just decided to think of the Man in the Moon this way from now on.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Give me my Matt Cain; and, when he shall retire,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

M-O-O-N Spells Matt

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

…at least until it rains.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It's San Francisco...

Won’t that be next week?

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 28, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Pay him something every year for the rest of his life and give Hartley Mae a pony allowance as long as he promises never to leave.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

In a way, I’m less about the dollar amount than the years. I think a 5 year contract for Cain is perfectly cromulent. 6 years would make me hesitate a bit, but given Cain’s run of 200+ IP seasons, I’d pull the trigger. 7 years or more would give me Zito flashbacks and I’d worry about the back-end of the contract.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah because the last two years of the Zito deal are the only ones I've had a problem with

/snark

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SBN’s search functionality hasn’t been working well lately, but I know that at the time the Zito contract was announced, I came on here and said it’s stupid to give 7 year contracts to any pitcher.

I also predicted Zito would not still be with the Giants by the end of Year 4. I was depressingly wrong about that.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, everyone was pretty pizzed about 7 years

I was just being snarky and implying that Zito’s contract would have been fine if it was only 5 years

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have been

since it means that he would have been done by last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, Braylon Edwards released

breaking?

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

happened this morning

good riddance, although props for the education monies given away.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

His response seemed classy. Guessing it was something both sides wanted.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Braylon sucked. I’d rather have someone who can run a route, catch a ball, yknow… nothing special.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Sopoaga?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

they haven’t pulled that little trick lately. methinks they are saving it for the playoffs

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

wierdest thing happened Saturday, too. After the Niners fell behind in the 4th quarter, my wife and I remained calm. We knew they’d find a way to win.

You know how long its been since I felt like that with the Niners? F’ing incredible.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I never feel calm watching the Niners. Their defense always starts to soften up around the 4th quarter.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the most faith in the 4th qtr. With a defense like that and a never-quit attitude, that makes them real dangerous. They find a way to come out on top.

My wish is that the strengthen the receiving corps this offseason with a big game receiver, someone Alex can hit for the big play. I’m really liking how Kyle Williams has come along, too. Always thought he had promise

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you could say this was one release...

…that wasn’t a happy ending

YEEAAHHHHH!!!

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This Ken Tremendous PB&J debate on Twitter is cracking me up.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 27, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

KenTremendous Ken Tremendous
I make my PB and J sandwiches by putting both peanut butter and jelly on the same piece of bread and I’m sick of being persecuted for it.
KenTremendous Ken Tremendous
I hereby dub those who haughtily put one spread on each piece of bread “The Spreadoratti.” Your tyranny will be remembered. #revolucion
scullymike Mike Scully
@KenTremendous I can’t believe the state allows you to have children.
sepinwall Alan Sepinwall
@KenTremendous I may have to rethink everything you ever said about sports after this. Is it possible Joe Morgan is a persecuted genius?
keithlaw keithlaw
@KenTremendous I prefer to put the peanut butter on the first slice of bread, and then pour the grape jelly down the drain.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

klaw’s response is both wrongest and funniest.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in his line. Well, I won’t pour it down the drain, but it doesn’t go on my PB sandwiches.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That space is reserved for banana.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

like!

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

peanut butter, mayo, and lettuce imo

Shake n bake!!!

by TehGreekStallion on Dec 27, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and marshmallow! Fluffernutters!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

PB and honey is much better anyway

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a line in which I belong. You must put the PB and Honey on separate pieces of bread however.

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you use a squeeze bottle to dispnse the honey, it hardly matters

Besides, open-face is still good and fewer carbs

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I do use the squeeze bottle for the honey. When you put it a separate piece of bread, the honey creates this sort of “honey glaze”. It crystallizes a little bit and adds a snap of honey goodness.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine that if I ever met Keith Law in person, he’d only communicate to me in snarky, 140 characters-or-less bursts.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I talked to him on email once. Nice as can be. Totally different from the twitter/chat persona.

by Dan from NM on Dec 27, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I like preserves over jelly. My hubs received a Giants toaster as a kris kringle gift. I already have a pretty shiny red toaster that matches my kitchen. Not sure what to do with the Giants toaster…

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Peanut butter on both slices, suckers.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct answer is

Nutella.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I got accepted at DePaul

yay

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

I’m going to rec this because I think you’ve been planning this post for quite some time and I would like to acknowledge that

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool!

First choice?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My first choice was George Washington, but then I remembered that GiantPain went there. Now I’m not so sure.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Where is GP today, anyway?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I thought he went to Georgetown?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Dec 27, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

However

You will be a blue demon. So by all means, go to DePaul and be a blue demon, you Dodger fan.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they recognize that blue is a demonic color.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

feels great to get that first acceptance!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Early Decision, or Early Action?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rolling admissions?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

EA

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Good work if you can get it!

That shit is cushy. Any special conditions?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. I haven’t opened the letter yet, but the envelope told me in big letters that I was accepted.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, they don't fuck around at DePaul.

I did Early Decision, but for high school and college I had to play the “thin envelope/fat envelope” guessing game.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Enjoy baffling your 18-year old peers with your unrivaled knowledge of Quebec’s political parties.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, good job!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

DeCongrats

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats. A long par five from Wrigley. Urban campus. Great school and city. Could be fun.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Going to school in Chicago sounds like it would be awesome

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Great town

We lived there for six years. One drawback: we ended up with two Cubs fans among the three children and, thus, live in perpetual fear of being charged with child abuse.

by NearestNorwich on Dec 27, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats! I just looked it up — a straight shot about 2 miles up Sheffield Avenue and you can take in games at Wrigley.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought this read "DeVry" at first

Congrats!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats EP!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

They’ll be lucky to have you.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats, are you accepting their acceptance?

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see. Depends on where I get in. They’re offering me $12,000 a year in scholarships, so that’s something.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

cool

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Will you go to UNLV if they gave you free hookers and blow for 4 years?

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Congratulations!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 27, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm already kind of resigned to Matt and Tim leaving

thank god we won that world series

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

heh. Remember when we won that thing? And we all thought “Hey, the Giants are gonna be good for a long time!”

yeah….

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but injuries really suck.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

injuries are part of the game. good teams have backup plans and contingency plans and emergency plans.

the Giants have Orlando Cabrera and Eli Whiteside

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Go check out other team’s contingency plans.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera

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by jhiat00 on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like decent farm systems?

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

go down the line and take out a team’s major star, a bunch of their starters, some of the backups, and half their bullpen and see how well they contend.

Teams are not that far apart as far as depth anymore, injuries play a crucial role in determining the success of a team.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember the 2010 division series?

The Braves kicked our ass in the regular season, and were leaning on Eric Hinske by October. They lost Billy Wagner and two of their best infielders.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't know

how the Giants won that series.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez and Santiago Casilla

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

NotOmar Infante

Also known as Brooks Conrad.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Freddy was awesome in that series.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Freddy was awesome all postseason.

Also, Tim Lincecum.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That catch in the Madbum game

still gives me chills.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dump!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jump!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone for a snowcone?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm. I have completely stopped eating sugar, but I’d break my rules for a snowcone right now.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't Brooks Conrad starting at 2B because Prado was hurt?

lol contingency plans

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, yeah, that's who I meant.

Not Infante, though he was also having a banner year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

good teams have backup plans and contingency plans and emergency plans.

The Giants have these kinds of plans as well. Except they have more to do how to make money when you stop winning.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not completely fair. Of course discussing their real backup plan, Mark DeRosa, doesn’t really make them seem any better.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 27, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa wasn't really a back-up plan.

He was supposed to be the starting left fielder, which was honestly the best possible use for him.

Recent backup plans for the Giants have included Andres Torres, Juan Uribe, and Mike Fontenot, Nate Schierholtz, and Ryan Vogelsong. On the other hand, they have also included Eugenio Velez, Eli Whiteside, and Emmanuel Burriss.

Moral of the story: don’t sign any backup plan whose name starts with the letter E.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“He wasn’t a backup plan, he was THE plan!!!!”

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Just not true

Fontenot was the back MI and he got hurt. DeRosa was to be the super utility guy and he got hurt.

Nate was supposed to be the 4th OF and he got hurt which became a big problem with Cody was hurt and Pat out for the year.

Seriously, people need to look at the injuries to the team last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

25 DL trips

Most in MLB.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and yet, Orlando Cabrera kept playing… I don’t know how else to say this. If the Giants simply DO NOT PLAY ORLANDO CABRERA, they make the playoffs as the WC.

In spite of all the injuries, what have you, all they had to do was be smart.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I sincerely doubt that Mike Fontenot or Brandon Crawford would have been worth four wins over 39 games of Orlando Cabrera.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera directly caused 3 losses, perhaps even 4 with shoddy defense in the 9th inning. I could probably even tell you what happened in all 4 games. and Brandon Belt vs Huff is definetely a 3 win improvement, maybe more since Huff was a -1 or worse.

So by simply playing Crawford, who hit just about as much as Cabrera but with killer D and by playing Belt over Huff, you’re looking at roughly 6 game swing on the low end.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

not how it works.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It is to me. If Orlando Cabrera drops a popup in the 9th inning that puts a leadoff runner on, then the Giants lose the lead and the game, that’s on him. That’s a loss he created. and he did that multiple times.

Defensive metrics cannot fathom how dearly Cabrera cost the Giants in 2011.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Willie Mo Pena

2 WAR player in 74 PAs.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If Orlando Cabrera isn’t playing, the game almost certainly doesn’t play out the same way.

It’s doesn’t translate on a play-to-play basis.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

while I agree with the pretense

I happen to believe it translates on some levels. You can’t tell me that the guy dropping a pop-up in the 9th inning up by a run doesn’t cause the following sequence of events.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Affect? Yes. Cause? No.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if he doesn’t drop the pop-up, he doesn’t open a new branch towards the future. So in effect, he does cause the new chain of events to transpire via his actions.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and then ushers in a world with a

Biff’s Pleasure Paradise.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't hurt yourself stretching, there.

The pitcher still has some measure of control over the at-bats that follow, most more than Cabrera does. Unless you want to blame him for intrusive mouthbreathing or something.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

of course. but that leadoff baserunner instead of 1 down, no out affects everything that follows, how the pitcher pitches the next hitter, etc

once he drops that pop-up, he creates a new branch. its no longer just a miniscule effect on a pre-existing timeline because it changes the sequence of events that follow

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

again

stunning analysis.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s actually right, thought.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

though*

That extra t was courtesy of Latos.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I doubt that.

An argument could possibly be made for Belt instead of Huff though.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for proving me wrong.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

4 wins wouldn't have been impossible for Belt.

But much more unlikely when you consider that he missed time with a broken wrist (hand?).

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and

was pretty bad coming out of the gates.

I mean Buster played 2/3 of a year and was only a 3.1 oWAR

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to give Belt the benefit of the doubt, you almost have to assume that regular playing time and not having to adjust to playing the outfield work in his favor to establish consistency, and he would probably have to play every day that he isn’t injured.

Not unfathomable, but you have to take a lot for granted.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

And even if you’re taking a lot for granted, the difference in WAR has got to be bigger than from Cabrera to Crawford.

A quick glance shows Crawford at .1 WAR and Cabrera at -.4 WAR

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey played less than 1/3 of a year – 45 games.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you meant 2010 – never mind.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t really have a problem with the DeRosa contract. The Giants were far from the only team to show interest, and the price wasn’t unreasonable.

I remain completely faithless in the team doctors, but that’s a different story.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

mark’s lucky he still has all his ribs

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I really truly believe Cain will not be a Giant in 2013.

Lincecum, I’m not sure on. I think the Giants are more willing to break the bank on him, especially if Cain leaves.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm the reverse

I think Cain will stay a Giant while Timmy will test the FA market.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If it came down to Cain or Lincecum and the choice were independent of production, I would want Matt Cain.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LIncecum in his walk year

Could probably be traded to Seattle for a good haul of prospects.

by NearestNorwich on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is not going to Seattle. They want to keep Felix Hernandez and can barely fit him into their budget as it stands. They will not try and pursue any other expensive starters, much less trade prospects for them.

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by EricW on Dec 27, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just out of curiousity… how exactly do you suppose, after all of this “we have no money because we have to sign the pitchers” that they have been crying, will they be able to explain to the fanbase how they managed to lose their pitchers?

This would be a really, really, REALLY big deal

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Because

of the way contract talks have gone between Giants and Cain v. that between Giants and Timmy. Cain was extended pretty easily while Timmy came very close to taking the Giants to arbitration.

Also, the whole “offense sucks” thing is old hat to Cain since he started in 2005.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

not really a response to your post

But if the Cardinals could lose Pujols, the Giants will be okay.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/ cardinalsfanburningPujolsjersey.jpg

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is a not insignificant degree to which teams rely on the public having short memories.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wholly agree there.

But if/when the pitchers leave, and it becomes obvious they left because the Giants wouldn’t spend money on an offense, that will trigger the memories damn quick. Not to mention truly expose the Giants as a horribly run franchise.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is a not insignificant degree to which teams politicians rely on the public having short memories.

/champagne room

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a point where most fans choose their team over the player

If the Giants offer Lincecum, for example, 6 years/$108MM and he goes somewhere else for 6 years/$110MM, most fans will resent the lack of loyalty, think that extra $2MM is “peanuts when you’re making that much” and call the player greedy.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

unless they sign with the Dodgers and then have an epic meltdown.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you already covered this. My mistake!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidty counts in this category, too.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Schmidty is the poster-boy for this category.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved him as much as I do Cain right now. I’m not sure what my point is, but yeah.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

you can still love him.

He pitched great for the Giants and then dealt serious harm to the Bums even after his arm was done.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I love him, I just didn’t want anyone to think that I want Cain to go to the Dodgers and then suck. I want him to stay here and be our Matty forever.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants really had no intention of re-signing Schmidt though. He was broken goods before he signed with the Bums.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not mad at Schmidt for leaving for the Dodgers

Only because LOL DODGERS

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

See: Uribe, Juan.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think both will. It’s just that I think the Giants will make a better effort of trying to be the highest bidder on Timmy.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I am pretty confident that Lincecum will be a Giant in 2013.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares

World is going to end before then anyways.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So...

That’s what happens on 12/21/2012? Cain signs with some other team? The world really WOULD end… the Giant’s fan’s world…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Dec 28, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah if they trade him, it'll be '13 deadline

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t ever see them trading Tim. Maybe letting him sign somewhere else, but the PR hit they’d get for trading him would be astronomical.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Matt Williams.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 27, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The internets and Sportscenter in every house did not exist back then

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Jctgamer posted about this before (and I agree)

That Timmy is the one to trade. He will fetch the most in the trade market and has the biggest potential for injury/drop off.

His first two years were insane and it would nearly impossible for him to match those in the years to come. His peripherals have been dropping the past two years and his size makes him injury prone.

Of course, dreams of Pedro Martinez dance in my head.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

his size makes him injury prone

Seriously, I hear this and I say WTF? Where does this idea come from?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have the link

but there is an article/study discussing small pitchers and injuries.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I know SSS, but I always flash on John Franco when people say this. Man, I loved that guy. Pedro was kinda small, too, IIRC.

I also think Tim’s mechanics are specifically designed for his frame and make him a special case.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember that. some nut said how fat pitchers have no problems

really off the deep end. ask a orthopedist who has the problems- it wont be healthy NOT FAT person. i really dont get baseball sometimes. it is like they ignore the “real” world

by orange velvet on Dec 27, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Eight years ago?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 27, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this was just a poor choice of words. His size does not make him injury prone. If it did, he’d be injured all the time.

I think it’s reasonable to say that his size makes his future health a more complicated consideration.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

not injury prone but less likely to have a long career.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Injury prone, no.

A heightened injury risk? Possibly.

Though as Lincecum’s velocity has dropped somewhat, it means less strain on his joints and whatnot.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum actually has a perfect delivery

People who focus on size live in the stone age. It’s all about mechanics

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/protracted debate about the inverted W

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing with both Cain and Lincecum

Is that they are both pitchers in the classic sense rather than just throwers. Their secondary and tertiary stuff is really advanced for their young age.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

same w/ madbum

especially when you remember that he didn’t have any secondary pitches when he was drafted!

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give the Giants credit, they are really good at developing breaking stuff on younger pitches.

The one flaw Wheeler is thought to have is an undeveloped change-up… gee…

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by EricW on Dec 27, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But is it a delivery that he can continue to have as he gets older?

He had issues with mechanics last season which resulted in him pitching from the stretch with nobody on base.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That's my concern

is that it is a perfect delivery but it has to be done perfectly for Timmy to be effective.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That was weird, but he righted himself ok. I have never seen Cain that confused, tho, especially for an entire month.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

All pitchers and hitters have mechanical issues at points

Most figure them out and correct them. There is no evidence that large pitchers get hurt any more or less than small pitchers. It’s about having a delivery that puts the least amount of stress on your body.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hideo Nomo similar to Lincecum

I’ve posted a link to this before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf7Ena75K2A

Nomo debuted in MLB at age 26 in 1995. He was good for the first couple of seasons but than declined. He had an awesome splitter but had problems with fastball command.

Lincecum is now 27.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.japaneseballplayers.com/en/player.php?id=nomo

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So he had 4 consecutive 200+ inning seasons in Japan before even coming here

Considering that, I don’t think you can just point to Lincecum’s age and say the same thing will happen.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a good thing that

Timmy hasn’t thrown 4 consecutive 200+ innings years.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy smokes

Before even coming here

Then he threw a bunch of MLB innings.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

GMM's original post

talks about Nomo’s dropoff after his first two seasons with the Dodgers.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And I countered that his workload in Japan was heavier than Tim's

Pitchers in Japan routinely throw bullpens in between innings during their starts.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy also pitched in college.

http://www.gohuskies.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/lincecum_tim00.html

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, really?

Again, what constitutes in-game and between game workouts in Japan is nothing like how pitchers are treated in the US. Japanese high school pitchers throw on consecutive days and start on consecutive days.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nomo spent over ten years in MLB. He averaged around 200 innings per season.

His main issue was fastball command.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I read a book about some American dude who went to play in Japan, that shit is serious over there!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hasn’t Timmeh thrown the most pitches in MLB or something crazy like that the last few years running?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure sabathia would top this list

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Since 2008

Verlander – 15152
Sabathia- 14592
Haren – 14322
Hernandez – 14171
Lincecum – 14164
Hallada – 13990
Cain – 13957

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Since 2009, Lincecum is 6th, Cain is 9th.
Since 2010, Lincecum is 9th, Cain is 13th.
Last year, Lincecum was 7th, Cain was 12th.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLIVAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

or is that felix?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

must be felix

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Felix.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised Cain’s total is less than Lincecum’s.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum throws a lot of junk.

It’s a pretty typical disparity between strikeout pitchers and pitch-to-contact guys.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bork leaves him out there for 120+ an outing. remember that game vs the A’s? what was it, 137 pitches? 133?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hallida

That’s like how Monta Ellis spells his name

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get you point. What exactly is the difference you are trying to point out?

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So has Matt. And you’re saying Matt isn’t going to break down because he 5 inches taller and 60 lbs heavier? Tim has never had so much as a hangnail that I recall.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

Only one of the two has had concerns about his elbow and it’s Matt Cain

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is close to the age Nomo was when he started pitching for the Dodgers.

It’s common sense that age will have an affect, eventually.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

nomo and lincecum aren't even similarly sized why is this comparison being made

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Because age!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

for the next 6 years after pedro martinez turned 27

he threw 1153.2 IP at a 2.58 ERA and a 180 ERA+!!!

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Slacker.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and Nomo’s delivery wasn’t as violent as Timmy’s either.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

tim's delivery isn't violent

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Only McCarver thinks it’s violent. It’s as smooth as butter.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you referring to this:

Chris Lincecum cringes when he hears scouts and analysts describe Tim’s delivery as “violent.” It might look violent, he said, but every movement has a purpose—such as the head tilt reminding him to keep his hips ahead of the rest of his body.

“Basically, it’s a sequence of leverages from toes to fingertips,” Chris said. “You use all your small muscles. His body does almost all the work and his arm comes along for the fide.”

Well Timmy’s delivery is more physically demanding than Nomo’s was.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, that’s the point. I would assume it will become more difficult to reproduce as he gets older. His mechanical and fastball command issues last season may have been an indicator of this.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

not at all violent, but perfectly smooth

his delivery is akin to a ferrari engine.

when its running, its a thing of beauty, it hits on all cylinders. but when it breaks, it takes alot to fix it.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Found the link

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/does-size-matter-part-5

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,having read the article, I dont’ see anything in it that would support the notion that Tim is going to get injured.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

good thing we went with the extended warranty from Circuit City on Tim.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Size doesn’t hurt. If you have one stick with a ball on the end and another, longer stick with a ball on the end, and you rotate both sticks 45 degrees at the same rate, the ball at the end of the longer stick will be moving faster.

Now, say those are arms.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

True

But Lincecum’s delivery is all about the freakish way his hips turn which minimizes the stress on his arm and shoulder.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a very efficient spring. Most guys are not that flexlible.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

but as he gets older, he will not be as flexible as his young self.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck it

Just DFA him then.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

that is exactly what I proposed.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah you're too busy talking out of your ass with a flexibility comment

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually if someone maintains a hardcore stretching regimen

Which I guarantee Timmy does. It’s not that hard to stay extremely flexible.

Clearly you’ve never taken a Yoga class where the 50 year old instructor is the most flexible person in the room

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My forty-something boss

can kick a 7-foot ceiling.

He stretches every morning and exercises regularly, but not obsessively.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you so sure that he maintains a hardcore stretching regimen? He of the 1300 calorie In-and-Out lunches?

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t just fall out of bed and throw like that.

And as I mentioned above, you don’t need to have a hardcore stretching regimen to be that flexible. Just a consistent one.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading something

About how his dad constructed a whole stretching routine for him to maintain his flexibility.

You think he maintains flexibility by just eating in and out?

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I made no assertions either way, I was just surprised by your certainty, considering the fact that he’s not exactly a health freak.

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

From a CBS Life and Health article
Tim thus skips the customary major league practice of attaching ice to his shoulder and/or elbow after starts. He speaks reverently of the lessons he took from his dad, whether it was the curveball grip he learned at age eight (and still uses today) or the extensive stretching routine he adopted as a kid.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCI/is_8_67/ai_n30888430/pg_2/

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But Tim also talked about

how he had to make changes in his training regime in 2010.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That was strength & conditioning. He was too damn skinny.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear I saw Timmy driving near the Honey Baked Ham store in Concord.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

GIANTS BLOG LINKS TIM LINCECUM TO NIPPON HAM FIGHTERS

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

but it’s part of the equation.

The knock on Timmy coming out of college was stamina. He had great stuff but people did not think he could throw starter-level innings.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

...and those people were wrong...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously

but we’re talking about Timmy getting into his late 20s and early 30s.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So you're just ignoring the numerous responses here

About people saying that it is very possible to maintain flexibility as you advance in age.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But why would he stop stretching as much?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS
“I feel like I worked on my legs a lot more this year so coming into spring and getting through it has been a lot easier for me.’’

The day after a start, Lincecum says he runs up stairs at the stadium for 30-35 minutes and works hard on his upper body (he is impressively toned). He runs distance sprints the other days, decreasing them as he nears his next start. Which, apparently, allows you to eat three Double-Doubles at one sitting without needing to buy new pants afterward.

Heaven forbid CalBear look anything up

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2011/columns/story?columnist=caple_jim&id=6227150

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

you can gain bulk and maintain your flexibility.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What I was going to write:
My 65 year old yoga instructor was extremely strong and flexible… a lot depends on how he takes care of himself.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, come on.

As long as you keep stretching, there’s no reason to think he’ll lose that much flexibility. Check out Baryshnikov in his 50’s for Christ’s sake.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Comparing almost anybody to Mikael is pretty unfair.

Dude is one of the greatest athletic freaks ever. Totally amazing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Misha was such a godlike being.

I got to see him dance several times, and they were highlights of my life.

Tim’s pitching can bring me to similar heights of amazement, tbh.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent a lot of time with dance and circus enthusiasts, most of whom flocked to a guest instructor named Deb Vogel. She is, and I apologize if I am getting the nomenclature wrong here, a neurokinesthesiologist, and specializes in physical therapy for musicians with signs of early onset neurological disorders associated with concert musicians. She is a genius, and pretty much a pioneer in her field.

She also teaches a few courses in somatics, and works with normal students on their alignment and other quality-of-life physical wellness concerns, and approaches to improving such things. She basically said he had the most perfect, natural alignment she has ever seen or will see.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Misha is also about 5’4". So there’s that.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That short?

God, it doesn’t look like it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I may be exaggerating, but not by much.

That’s why he had to partner little pixies like Gelsey Kirkland.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Words cannot describe it.

But there is lots of great video.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

White Nights has some good footage of him.

Also, Gregory Hines! The plot is pretty lolworthy, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EvsGal-Wc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8w3XDmcKXA

The second video in particular shows his absolutely unreal body control.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

His elevation was incredible. I’ve never seen anyone jump higher, and manage so much crap in the air. And his placement was perfect, I mean, perfect. (I studied ballet seriously for a while.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

One image stuck with me when I saw the film in full of his vertical leap.

I thought it was the sequence the second link, but I didn’t see it when I checked just now (admittedly, a skilled a little bit here and there.).

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We almost ran over him once.

He darted into traffic, pulling a lady friend along, and we barely braked in time. I would have loved to see him leap over the hood of the car instead but the companion probably ruled that out.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 27, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not saying that he will turn into Huff

but the issue is whether he will be as good in 2 years as he was two years ago.

Obviously Pedro pitched well into his mid 30s but dropped off a cliff at 34/35.

Oswalt is 33 and has had back issues for a couple of years

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Now your changing the discussion

We were strictly talking about flexibility.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But Misha in his 50s was still a markedly less athletic dancer than Misha in his early 30s

No one can escapre the aging process

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The comment was about flexibility, and it really doesn’t age as as quickly as things like strength or stamina. Mischa is a good example of this.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I got that

But think that Tim maintaining his delivery is more than just staying flexible. He’s already lost some velo from when he came up.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/Ron Jeremy disagrees

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, to keep it in baseball, look at Ichiro

Still maintains his unique stretching routines, and effective up through this season, when he was 38.

And realistically, we’re not talking about keeping Tim around until he’s 50.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he's Japanese

He must do karate or something.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and he has Mr. Miyagi doing his hand-rubbing thing. (that could go so many ways).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My size...

…makes her injury prone

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay big and classy, Goof.

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by Lunkus on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you’re doing it wrong.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYBE HE DOESN’T CARE

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus is a selfish lover

Like Beltran.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s not to love about shellfish?

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The grief and anger flare up here and there, and the acceptance might not ever come, but the bargaining is a slow toboggan ride down a snowless hill.

Classic. My dad gave me a couple baseballs for xmas (which means Giants tickets) and he wrote on one ball “2012 Giants: Hope like Hell” and on the other “2012 Giants: That Got Bad Fast”

15 months after winning a World Series, this is what the fanbase thinks of the team. Pathetic

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

I really hope all the weeping and gnashing of teeth here the past month or so will produce the greatest reverse jinx in history, and the 2012 Giants will completely fuck with our heads by winning 110 games.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They were going to, until SOMEBODY spoiled the surprise…

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/Sabean trades Gary Brown for Beltran at deadline

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember Heimy being just about the only dude here with any confidence in the team before the start of the 2010 season.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was cautiously optimistic,

but I had also only just joined the blog, so I was probably not very vocal and rightfully ignored.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember calling my friend Sean and saying “they’ll be good this year! Mark DeRosa should be a good addition.”

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

After seeing them in ST in 2009, I always had faith.

It’s when I first fell in love with Andres. /sniff

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

d’aw, big guy… c’mere

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the 2010 opening day lineup

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Pablo 3b
Huf 1b
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe 2b
Lincecum P

That team FUCKING SUCKED.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I think I had a “79 WINZ” thing running all along that season.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

If you had told me our lineup was what it actually turned out being I would have had a much better outlook about 2010 than that turd sandwich of a lineup.

And don’t forget Wellemeyer was also in the rotation instead of MadBum.

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured they would win 84 games.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was for 2009.

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLBOWKER

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Every three years!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/monocle falls off

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to say something that's been on my mind for a while

We were all pretty optimistic about the 2011 Giants because they were going to have a better offense than the 2010 Giants. Then there were injuries and bad luck and sucking.

Has that really changed? Yeah, the offense is far from certain. But Huff could be better. Buster will be back. Belt could play. Sanchez could play.

There’s a lot of coulds in there. But it’s not all dismal, doom and gloom.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, that picture still makes me so sad inside whenever i see it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

It was after Bonds and said he got uppers from Sweeney's locker

The press was all over sweeney for a comment

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I always forget Matt was around for the Bonds days.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets better...

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve said this before — we need to use a different pic of Matthew for these. This pic makes him look smug and Cain is not smug.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite right, either. This one makes him look too much like he’s shooting a David Lynch film.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. He needs to bring that shit back.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It was nice having Cain for all those years, enjoy your time on the Redsox.

Cain, I wore a facsimile of your Jersey with great pride. Best of luck on Boston.

by bradleybear on Dec 27, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

How was everyone’s holidays? Cool presents, good company?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

i'd honestly say this year's christmas was one of my best ever

pretty much just awesome

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's so cool!

Mine was pretty much perfect, as well.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it's interesting

because i actually didn’t spend nearly as much time as i normally do hanging out and messing around with my new stuff – i was cooking all day instead but it ended up being more fun

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

what did you cook?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pan-fried brussels sprouts with a mustard-cider dressing, bacon and julienned apple
Sauteed mushroom medley
Persimmon tart (this took up most of the time!)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, you went elbow deep. I was expecting you to say turkey, stuffing, etc…

Nice!

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

my dad made the prime rib roast

neighbor made the potatoes and green beans

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I hosted Christmas morning for my family for the first time, so I was doing a lot of cooking and baking and cleaning and otherwise entertaining. It was so fun and much more rewarding than just getting gifts.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I hosted Christmas eve with my inlaws, and went to my parents house for Christmas day. I love watching all the kids open their presents.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We only have 2 little ones in the family and only had them on Christmas Eve, but I had my friend’s 6 year old daughter for Christmas, and having her made the whole day so much more fun.

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by kdl on Dec 27, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was great, but glad it’s over. I’m still adding up my receipts ;) How was your daughter’s first Christmas?

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

little kanani had a great xmas :) went to my parents house, whole family was there, everyone does their little “oooooo look at how cute the baby is” thing, I say “yep, good thing she looks like her mom”, everyone laughs, open some presents, eat some food…

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t give much or get much, other than a bonus at work. Christmas was basically having dinner with just my parents. Weird year.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Had a great time here in Santa Cruz

Big noisy fun family dinner. Nice long sunny walk on West Cliff.

Yesterday we saw the Tintin movie which was really good. Much better and more faithful to the spirit of the comics than I expected from the trailer.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

we watched Soul Surfer after getting home Xmas night. What a powerful movie

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We watch Arthur’s Christmas. It was surprisingly good.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw The Descendants last week, liked it.
Saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo yesterday, liked it, too.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

About Tintin

I thought it was pretty good and my 5 year old son can’t wait for the next installment.

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by Lunkus on Dec 27, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My 10 year old loved it. I enjoyed it too.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Spent two weeks in Maui...can't complain

Only bummer was that Goofus Jr. wasn’t with us

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a bummer?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, young man

As you’ll someday learn if you’re a parent, being with your child on Christmas is nice.

Unfortunately, we set some bars as far as grades go and had to stick to our guns when he didn’t quite clear the bars.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

so you based an xmas trip with the family on grades? seems a little stiff to me

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not questioning your parenting, only commenting

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done that with my daughter re a family trip to Disneyland. I didn’t base it so much on grades, but more on her effort towards her homework and grade.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He still got to spend xmas with his mom

(Mrs. Goofus is his step-mom.)

Since there are not many carrots or sticks he responds to in regards to effort, it’s tough. Trust me, the bar wasn’t very high.

He’s been to Maui multiple times and there will be plenty more chances for him to go. As it turns out, he wasn’t that bummed about not going because he has a girlfriend now and got to spend time with her while on break. (We met her last night; she’s very nice.)

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus, I am 100% on your side on this one… trips to Maui aren’t earned by slacking off. It’s the slacking off in Maui that one has to earn.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

And I’m more than willing to earn my trip, Goofus.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

/slowly backs away closing the door…

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Replying to Goofus with a comment that includes the word “stiff” is just asking for trouble.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to avoid at times.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He can be a hard man.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

...and good to find

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just another thing to learn about Goofus and admire.

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by Lunkus on Dec 27, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you stay?

I feel like the choices in are either go budget and been stuck with a bunch of crying children or pay through the nose for high-priced resorts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We have our own 2-bedroom condo there

Bought it two years ago and love it. We rent it out when we’re not using it with a nice discount for friends and family, so if anyone is ever interested, let me know.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Still not done

Off to la-la-land tomorrow to visit friends & family.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine that place as one big Shawshank Redemption museum.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 27, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a pretty cool place.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Enjoyable

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

mmmm omelets

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
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Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Apparently Bochy is sponsoring Belt’s Baseball Reference page?

A Giant believer sponsor(s) this page.

Let’s not rush the kid. Just let the chips fall where they may…

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Except those are Doritos, and there are ants.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really know what that means.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ants don’t like Doritos, not the cool ranch ones anyways.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

does anybody?

It’s all about the Sweet & Spicy.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a hipster chipster

I ate ranch Doritos before they were cool.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 27, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate them after Ali Larter told me to

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool ranch ants?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB 2011 40-man payrolls published

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=mlb&id=7381589

N.Y. Yankees $216,044,956
Boston 174,116,280
Philadelphia 165,313,989
L.A. Angels 143,099,729
N.Y. Mets 142,244,744
Chicago Cubs 140,608,942
Chicago White Sox 125,814,762
San Francisco 125,111,390
Minnesota 115,419,106
Detroit 113,230,923
St. Louis 113,156,467
L.A. Dodgers 109,865,640
Texas 103,967,140
Seattle 98,067,684
Colorado 96,145,529
Milwaukee 93,234,011
Atlanta 88,128,545
Baltimore 86,856,480
Cincinnati 81,621,587
Houston 81,139,621
Toronto 75,851,382
Washington 72,022,999
Oakland 70,476,206
Arizona 65,603,602
Florida 61,940,280
Cleveland 53,533,393
Pittsburgh 51,784,810
San Diego 45,620,873
Tampa Bay 44,969,740
Kansas City 44,566,470
Total 2,999,557,280

by Ian A on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Breaking...

Just saw this was 12/22

Stupid Google News emails.

by Ian A on Dec 27, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow Minnesota

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 27, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, the Snakes are below the A’s?

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yep. with Young, Upton, Drew, etc all locked up for a while to boot

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Drew is a FA in 2014

Young has a $11 million 2014 club option

Upton’s contract goes up to $14 million in 2014

Montero is a FA next year.

I actually think the Dbacks had a bad offseason.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They signed Michael Cuddyer and Willy Bloomquist.

QED.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean Kubel

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The one that didn't sign with the Rockies.

Damn if I can tell those former-Twinkie pseudo-DH clankmitts apart.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and

Aaron Hill
John MacDonald

It would be even better if they trade away either Young or Parra.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The only way it could be dumber is if they spent all of their money on lefty relievers.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What salaries did they use for arb eligible players?

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Astros

$81 million to lose 106 games.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cubs & Mets are still the biggest LOLs.

That’s comforting.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

L.A. Dodgers 109,865,640

C’mon people, No one commented on the Dodgers payroll at $109M

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

About $15M of that salary is being paid to guys that are no longer on the team. Of course, the Giants are paying $12M of next year’s payroll to Rowand.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep
The cash-strapped Los Angeles Dodgers must pay Manny Ramirez $8.33 million by June 30, a source said on Monday.

The polarizing slugger is due the deferred money from the $42 million contract he signed with Los Angeles before the 2009 season. The Dodgers traded him to the White Sox last year but still owe him an additional $8.33 million in 2012 and $8.33 million in 2013. Ramirez retired in April after failing his second drug test in three seasons.

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that they also still owe deferred money to Jason Schmidt, Juan Pierre, and Andruw Jones (at a minimum)

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No Schmidt

They paid Manny $8.3 million, Juan Pierre $3.5 million, and Jones $3.2 million

Manny gets paid until 2013. Jones until 2014.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL WHITE SOX

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go out on a limb and predict that if Cain doesn’t sign a new contract within the next 5 weeks then he’s never going to re-sign with the Giants. He certainly won’t re-sign once we get to within a week or 2 of opening day.

I’ll also predict that Cain won’t leave becasue the Giants won’t offer him enough money to satisfy him. In other words, he’s not going to opt for FA becasue he wants a huge Sabathia-type deal. I don’t see him yearning to leave SF for money reasons, or for fame. I think that if he leaves it will be because he wants to live and work closer to his family and friends in Tennessee. Atlanta isn’t going to spend the big bucks on signing a FA pitcher to a mega-contract in the next offseason, so that leaves teams like Texas, St. Louis, and Chicago as likely suitors (I don’t think that he’ll wnat any part of the rebuilding process in Houston. If that is the case, then I believe that Cain has already made his decision on whether or not he will remain is SF – which leaves me with a bad feeling that he hasn’t signed yet.

Finally, and I’ve been saying this for at least the past month, Sabean needs to know that he will be able to sign Cain to a new contract within the next 5 weeks, or he needs to start working the phones and trade him before the end of spring training. Cain is not going to be back a package like the Pads got with Latos, or the Rox got with Ubaldo if he’s traded at the deadline, because the new CBA rules state that any player not on a team for the entire season won’t bring his team any compensation draft picks if he leaves for free agency at the end of the season. In addition, it’s just too much of a gamble for Sabes to think that he’s assure of at least a first round and a 1-S round pick in the 2013 draft if Cain walks after this season.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

tl; dr
because the new CBA rules state that any player not on a team for the entire season won’t bring his team any compensation draft picks if he leaves for free agency at the end of the season.

whoa, this is news to me. did they do away with type B picks too?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 27, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The type-A type-B system is defunct.

Compensatory picks are now reserved only for “premium” talent, though I forget what the exact parameters are.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

There is only one type of free agent that will a team will get comp picks for:

1. He must have been with the team for the entire season (or in their minor league system).
2. The team must officially offer him a initial contract that is for 1 year in length and is at least equivalent to the salary made by the 125th highest-paid player inthe game.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew there was a reason we keep you around!

(Just kidding, <3 you Fla.)

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So will that mean teams will stop offering contracts to their outgoing FAs so they can screw other teams on comps?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Scratch that, reverse it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cubs make tons of sense as a potential suitor

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

If I’m a pitcher who has a low HR/FB ratio I’m not sure I’d choose to make half my starts at Wrigley Field.

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by Kitspool on Dec 27, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying it would be ideal for Cain

But they have the money to make a monster offer and he would instantly be their best pitcher

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cinci would be a good location for him, but I don’t think they can afford him – and he probably won’t like the launching pad that would be his home park.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Back to Cain's demeanor...

…I don’t think Cain would go to a team because “I’m instantly their best pitcher”

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No that's the Cubs reason for signing him

Cain’s reason is they could give him a HUGE offer

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

To my earlier points...

…I think Cain will factor in things beyond the huge offer.

If he goes to FA and the Giants are in play, I think it would take an offer that was waaaay beyond what the Giants offer to get him to another town.

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think thats up for debate

However, the Cubs will have the ability to do just that.

Both Zambrano and Dempster will be coming off the payroll

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much my thoughts. Although, I’ll add that Cain isn’t coming back to the Giants if he opts for free agency. He’s not going to use FA to try to get more $$$ out of the Giants – he’s going to use it to move to a team that he wants to play for for the next 4-6 years.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I get this sentiment but under this theory, the Angels would have traded away Weaver.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Weaver was born-and-raised in SoCal. The Angels had a very good inkling that he was re-signing with them throughout their negotiations, they were just haggling over the price.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not true
The reasons: Weaver’s agent, Scott Boras, prefers his clients go to free agency, where they can earn maximum dollars, and the relationship between Boras and Angels owner Arte Moreno has been strained since negotiations with free-agent first baseman Mark Teixeira broke down before 2009.

There was also a concern that Weaver might have hard feelings toward the Angels after losing last winter’s arbitration case with them and settling for $7.365 million this season.

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/21/sports/la-sp-0822-angels-fyi-20110822

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re conflating Boras’s feelings with Weaver’s. I also think that the whole “bad blood” description theory being championed in the media bewteen Moreno and Boras is way too simplistic. Both Boras and Moreno are too good of businessmen to get caught up in such a childish grudge. Not to mention that Moreno is the owner of the team and as such is not going to be spending barely any time directly negotiating contracts with Boras. That’s what his GM and other employees do to earn their paychekcs. Without a doubt, Weaver would have gotten much more money as a FA. He gaeve the Angels a hometown discount.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't do anything

it’s from a LA Times article.

I can tell you that there was a lot of concern by Angel fans that Weaver was going to walk because he didn’t sign a longterm deal before the year and that he was doing so well in 2011.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the article doesn’t quote Weaver as saying that he bore ill-will against Moreno or the Angels, or that he wanted to get out of the LA area.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Cain has said either one of those either.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my point. Sabean needs to find this out from Cain within the next 4-5 weeks. I don’t think that Cain will lie to him if he asks him point-blank if he wants to remain a Giant if the money and contract can be worked out. Sabes doesn’t have to be a mind-reader to figure out if they’re making enough progress towards a new contract in Decmeber and January for him to realize what Cain’s ultimate decision will be.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Recall that Cain just bought a big place in AZ.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just about every athlete owns property in Nevada, Arizona, or Florida

No state taxes.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And in the case of baseball players

Convenience for ST, and a lot of players congregate there for offseason training programs and/or golfing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You also get a lot more for your money

in a decent climate.

I mean Shin-Soo Choo lives in AZ in the offseason.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree on the the tax issues, but this is the first time the family is moving there instead of living in the Bay Area. Just another tether getting stretched a little tighter.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess…but I think at this point, the negativity is permeating all discussions.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this has been a rough and tumble off-season. Back to the original point – just sign him, dammit – now

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Tennessee also has no state income tax. The AZ home is mostly for ST and can be easily sold.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention Texas.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but who wants to live in Texas?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL. But if he’s playing for the Rangers then he’ll want to keep a home there in-season for his family and to save mega $$$ on state taxes.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rangers have basically spent their money on Yu Darvish.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not positive

But I was under the distinct impression that baseball players’ state tax bills are determined by which states their games are played in, not by their state of residence. (This leaves aside non-baseball income.) Thus, it matters somewhat which team you play for, but not really where you live.

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a big ding against playing for the Blue Jays.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Does Ontario have substantially higher taxes than the big American states?

by taliesin on Dec 27, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Taxes in Canada are higher in general, aren’t they?

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they may also have to pay both Canadian and American taxes on income.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The selling thing is a good point.

There will always be people in your income bracket looking for homes there, and you know a few hundred potential buyers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's not a great point

Up and down the socio-economic scale, the Arizona real estate market is one of the most depressed in the country, along with FL and NV and certain pockets of CA.

(This stuff is part of my job.)

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Quit depressing the real estate market, Goofus!

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but that market is not affecting baseball players making millions

nearly as much as it is affecting the rest of us.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So if Matt wants to sell his house, he has to find another ballplayer to buy it?

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily, though my understanding is that houses, cars, and other premium purchases get bought and sold between ballplayers pretty commonly.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for Timmy!

He likes rain! (And no state income tax.)

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This is all the product that is left :(

Used to have 50+ boxes of stuff….

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by jctGamer on Dec 27, 2011 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Any suggestions for new years?

I basically don’t have any single friends right now, and everyone I know is doing something alone with their significant other. Anything interesting to go see/do on my own? I’m thinking this may be slightly less terrible than the alternative, which would be sitting at home alone reading reddit and watching tv.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t have any suggestions, but I hope you find something fun to do. I don’t usually go out on new years eve, too many nuts out there.

by City Girl on Dec 27, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re doing Maceo at Yoshi’s on the 30th and the Fresh and Only’s and The Oh Sees at Brick and Mortar on NYE.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 27, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m picking the Mr. up at the airport, we’re going to Tres Hermanas, and he’ll be at home asleep before 9pm. Dunno if I will stay awake for the calendar flipping or not.

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Have sex with someone awesome

Sorry, I’m busy that night

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Woh

Totally missed we cut Braylon Edwards

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

Really shows how useless they thought he was

Gets cut at a time when they’re already short on WR and just lost a decent receiving TE. And the news only gets out because he tweets it.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Im hoping it means Kyle Williams is ok

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to

It’d be insane to be down Morgan, Williams and Ginn, plus Walker, and decide now would be the time to cut Edwards.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone mentioned (in the last thread maybe?)

that one of the guys on the practice squad played under Harbaugh at Stanford. Might be used in a reserve role going forward.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Hot damn, that's way more than I would have expected!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No Aldon Smith is a travesty

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I also noticed this.

Glad to see Rogers got in, though, I feel like he’s been a real hero this year.

Also, I could have sword that Staley had been a Pro-bowler before. Guess I was wrong.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

this is a fact

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Defensive Ends for the NFC
  • Jared Allen, Minnesota
  • Jason Babin, Philadelphia
    Jason Pierre-Paul, N.Y. Giants

*Denotes starter

My guess is that the Niners had been on MNF six weeks ago instead of one week ago, Aldon would have made it in as an alternate.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I can’t really argue with any of them over Smith. I didn’t even realize how absolutely absurd DEs have been this year. Three players with 18+ sacks with a week left? Wow.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 27, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

In general,

the NFC seems to outclass the AFC with its initial selections.

Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees throwing to Calvin Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Greg Jennings, Steve Smith, Jimmy Graham, and Tony Gonzalez?

Yes, please.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s not an option anymore.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello there!

How is your holiday season going?

Of course, I am obligated to disagree.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh geez

I agree

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/signs contract, begs out of lineup

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I love GP

for precisely this kind of post.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, there’s plenty o’ crazy to go around already.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s so consistent, tho. I mean, nothing he says should surprise anyone at this point.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And if we're making guesses at how much money Cain will get

I’d betting closer to Sabathia than Weaver or Wilson. I’ll bet 6/120, and I hope it isn’t us that gives it to him.

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Given that his similarity scores through age 26 put him close to Smoltz, Sutton, and Ryan, and that you’re asking for ~4 WAR a year through age 33, it’s not unreasonable, even though the estimate is very much on the high side.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t 6/120 what GP thought Reyes would get?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t think people outside the Bay Area value Cain anywhere near that much, and even we wouldn’t pay him that.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I said I think other teams do.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This isn't the dark ages

Every other team has access to Matt Cain video and Matt Cain stats whenever they’d like.

If you’re saying you think that fans in other cities don’t think Cain is as good as fans in the Bay Area do, then I’d agree with you.

But front offices across the league have access to almost all the same info about Cain that the Giants do. They know how good he is. That’s why teams have tried to trade for him for so long.

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You really think they’d drive the price up that high? For a guy only front offices know is good? I dunno.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Giants aren’t the only team with RDF and other FO shenanigans. Whoever the GM is has to convince them to spend that much, and name recognition is still more valuable than it should be.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 27, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah the Red Sox were sure looking for name recognition

When they traded for Adrian Gonzalez and gave him a giant extension

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez didn’t have name recognition?

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by EricW on Dec 27, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was fun. I think 6 years is too long for any pitcher, but 3/60 is perfectly acceptable to me.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he wouldn’t because somebody will offer more years…. but $20M per year for a few more years of Matt Cain, sign me up.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If he makes it to FA then you’re probably correct. But, if he stays in SF and signs in the next 8 weeks then I think it will be closer to Wilson’s deal – in the ballpark of 5/$90M.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re heartless!

/runs away crying

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course you would...and I agree

And by “agree”, I mean “disagree”

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by Goofus on Dec 27, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What this is, I don’t even.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a monster.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And if you must extend a pitcher, Giants

Do yourselves and us a favor and make it Bumgarner. We’ll all be happier in the long run.

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

More likely to be none of the above.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re heartless!

/runs away crying

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I never want Cain to leave. But I just have no confidence in the Giants right now.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 27, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

they'll be forced to trade bumgarner for prospects

after they start the rebuilding process after losing lincecum and cain for nothing

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the Mets have a few hot prospects.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard a lot of good things about that Wheeler kid

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by nvsfg on Dec 27, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummie’s not likely to sign a long-term deal for another year or 2. He’s cocky enough to believe that he’s only touched the surface of his potential so far. Not to mention that he should be super 2 arb-eligible after next season.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 27, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I am really surprised super-2 didn't get axed in the new CBA.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It actually got easier to be a super-2

Trade off for the draft caps

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 5:23 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Handegg OT:

Discussion on KNBR about Alex Smith.

Smith is not a top-notch QB but how much of it is his receivers?

It’s kinda of a chicken-egg discussion. I was watching Brees yesterday and was amazed at his accuracy but also impressed with his receivers. Other than Crabtree, the Niners receivers are pretty suspects, especially with dropped balls. I also wonder whether the Niners receivers are not reading the defenses as well as other receivers (especially in red zone).

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

Don't need to read the defense

when they keep handing off to Gore three times and then bringing in the field goal unit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on

They’ve been passing on first and second down a lot this season, and fairly successfully.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not inside the red zone.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s some kind of statistically significant red zone, because while the whole “YOU’RE INSIDE THE 20 NOW” thing makes enough sense, it also smacks of completely arbitrary number holding over from more arbitrary eras because, hey, FOOTBALL!

I mean, there must be a “zone” on the field where scoring becomes that much more significant, and it probably coincides with the point where the goal line starts cutting into the length of routes, but I’d be pretty interested to know what it actually is in statistical terms, and not in “we painted a red line on the field” terms.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably a self-fulfilling prophecy, since teams have different defensive packages inside of certain yardages, particularly close to the goal line. So, there’s be different layers of data to cut through.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think football is funny because it makes people who talk about WAR say things like, “You know, if Eli Manning’s QB rating in the fourth quarter through six games this year is real…”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, eight games (the fourth quarter numbers being the equivalent of two).

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a small sample size sport, but that doesn’t mean people who know better have a good reason to fall for it. And yet they do.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it may be small sample size, but since luck doesn’t have a place in football (for the most part), sss can be relatively irrelevant.

while on the thought, intangibles exist in a big way in the NFL as well. heart and drive still can’t be quantified, but you can’t not acknowledge its existence. And my favorite, the term “clutch” exist in the NFL and I wholly believe it exists.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

since luck doesn’t have a place in football (for the most part)

What? My impression is that if anything, luck plays more of a role since it’s small sample size. A fluke interception returned for a TD can completely change the course of a season; a muffed flyball is less likely to do so in baseball.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say its the opposite.

In baseball, doing everything right still fails 70% of the time. In football, doing everything right succeeds (I’d guess) 95% of the time.

Flukes can and do happen in both sports, and can impact the game and season. But flukes and luck aren’t the same thing.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

But flukes and luck aren’t the same thing.

How so?

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Flukes are delicious when served with lemon and capers.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And Luck is a QB.

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by JRPhillips on Dec 28, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

And. Luck is a QB.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

My issue with clutch

has always been the distinction between “being clutch” and “not choking”

Do I believe that there are some players in every sport who simply can’t handle being put in a high pressure situation (being the closer, the two minute drill, taking the game winning shot, etc) because mentally, they “psych themselves out” so to speak, and their mechanics break down, or they start pressing, etc? Absolutely.

Do I think there are certain players, in any sport that, that, when these situations come around, basically “flip a switch” and perform better than they would in any other situation on a consistent basis? I’m not so sure about that one. It seems a little strange to me that a player who is “clutch” couldn’t perform at that level for a more prolonged period, rather than only in these specific situations.

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by TGOH on Dec 28, 2011 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

while I agree with your first paragraph, I believe that adrenaline surges can channel focus, therefore temporarily raising the level a player can play at.

It’s such an interesting topic, to be sure.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Adrenaline surges did occur to me when I was writing that second part.

My thought was that in a lot of cases, the opposing side will also be influenced by their own adrenaline surges, which might bring the playing field back to something similar to what it was when both sides weren’t playing at that adrenaline charged levels.

Obviously it’s pretty much impossible to quantify any of this, with all the variables involved in every instance. I’m still much more inclined to believe players can choke on a consistent basis rather than the idea that players can be clutch on a consistent basis, though.

And with that, I’m off to bed.

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by TGOH on Dec 28, 2011 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem with “clutch” or with “choke” is not and has never been that they don’t exist. It’s that they aren’t reliable or predictable. They exist, quite clearly, in all of us. When and to what degree those switches get flipped is the thing we think we’re identifying when we talk about it, though, and we simply can’t.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t think of it as luck as much as variance. The biggest small sample issue in the NFL is the 16 game schedule. It creates necessarily unbalanced – deeply unbalanced – schedules. That a team like the Broncos can strength of schedule and small sample their way into the position they’re in now is testament to this whole thing.

The second biggest sample issue in the NFL is the urge to split samples. “What’s his so-and-so on first down” takes a sample that might be approaching viability and slices it by four. It’s a ridiculous way to approach statistics, and it runs rampant in football among otherwise intelligent people (like the whole “Eli Manning’s QB Rating in the 4th quarter” silliness.)

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You know more about this than I do; has there actually been any examination of yards remaining vs offensive performance?

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there has, but I haven’t seen it.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i dunno

I think a lot of Alex’s receivers would look better if they had a better QB

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

its both. Losing Morgan for the year really, really hurt. He was the best slant-route runner, which is key in the red zone

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought play selection was the most significant factor in Alex Smith’s performance this year.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/run

/run

/3rd and 8, need a score

/run

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

12-3

/not complaining

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not complaining either

But the playcalling has often been suspect, and Alex Smith still sucks. They’re 12-3 because of their defense.

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And special teams.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That too.

If the Niners were to win a Super Bowl, they’d have to be among the worst offensive teams to ever do it relative to the league.

by GiantPain on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

well, Smith has played better than anyone had dreamed possible

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This team is like the 2000 Ravens.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

the offense is around middle of the pack

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by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

did you just copy and paste a post and switch out the words Giants and Niners?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Translation: everything except the offense.

Frank Gore excepted.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, and Harbaugh has certainly tossed out some oddball play-calling, but in terms of Alex Smith’s performance, he is not being asked to play outside of his capabilities for once.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But he is also probably told to

not do anything crazy.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/buries a screen pass to the edge.

/throws a 15-yard pass 3 yards out of bounds

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith is good and league average.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck to you, too.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, “good” and “league average” there aren’t separate items. I was using “good and x” idiomatically. But almost any stat you look at over the last three years suggests pretty strongly that Alex Smith is pretty much league average.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I know; I agree with you; but nevertheless you’ll still need it.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

with a defense like this, though, this team is capable of much bigger things if the QB is above-average.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the team would definitely be better with a better quarterback. Alex Smith is “good enough” right now, which is obviously something worth improving.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Sucks, yes.

by Billy Swift on Dec 27, 2011 6:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think it would be hilarious if they got Terrell Owens.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not his receivers.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I think both could improve

Smith has his moments, but so do his receivers. I think they both could do some improving.

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by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, the receiving corps is thin for sure, but the offense being average and Smith being average sort of doesn’t lend itself to contradiction.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But I wasn’t just talking about the receiving corps being thin. I was talking about people dropping passes. Which the 9ers receivers do a lot of. Even the good ones like Vernon Davis.

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by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I’m with you.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He's average

Much to be improved, but there are plenty of guys worse than him

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum's motion has a lot of moving parts

Because of this, he has periods of command issues and switches to his stretch delivery that is more repeatable. It doesn’t make it “violent” though. As with anything unconventional, it is going to be criticized by those find anything out of the ordinary as “bad”.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

What does the telemetry say?

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SHIT! IT"S LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE’S DESMOND?

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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I THINK IT WAS ERASED WHEN WE WENT THROUGH THE RADIATION BELT.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

SMOKE WEED

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY’RE SMOKIN’ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OVER THERE!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That was hilarious.

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http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/newy-scruggs-nbc-weed-video/

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh the horror and inhumanity of all those Texas debutantes being banned from travelling to SF forever.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this Lincecum’s favorite song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfduFy26EE0

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

When Pedro Martinez is on the Hall of Fame ballot for the first time, what percentage will he get?

I can’t imagine he’ll be above 95%, what with steroids and all.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Did Pedro ever get brushed with steroids? I don’t recall that story.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it matter?

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If anything, he should be given extra credit for doing so well in such a tough era.

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by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

With the voters? Probably.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither did Bagwell, until his name came up on the ballot. And Pedro played with one guy who’s tested positive for a banned substance twice (Manny) and a guy who reportedly failed a drug test, but the evidence is a bit sketchy (Papi).

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 27, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Frank Thomas implicated as well.?

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like if you played in that era you are implicated.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, even though he not only was never accused of failing a test, but was a leader in the fight to eradicate PEDs back in the 90s, before it was popular.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I always loved that The Big Hurt swung a huge piece of rebar when warming up..

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Bagwell played with with Ken Caminiti. So the guilt-by-association is there to be had, if one is so inclined.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread has too much gloom & doom. Last I checked Matt Cain & Tim Lincecum still pitch for the Giants.

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by ResDog on Dec 27, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

iknowrite

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

by February, we will be talking about the Giants moving to Portland in 2013

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 5:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

And you’ll be here to tell us how it’s not a major issue.

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by EricW on Dec 27, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

So, I got friend-zoned via email today.

Sign Cain, you assholes. Give me some good news.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 27, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

ouch. keep moving on.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and you’ve got The Belk Bowl to tide you over

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Better luck next time. Go get ’em!

/grabs Lies and Perfidy’s crotch

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 27, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

email: quit stalking me

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha I was gonna ask

How does one get friend zoned via email?

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“So you’re saying I have a chance?”

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

clearly, she does not comprehend the power of the jew-fro

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Eesh

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SO YOU ADMIT YOU'VE BEEN UNCLEAR!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi-related question

is it “tougher” to be a single Guy or gal?

I’d say guy because of the mind games gals play.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 27, 2011 6:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

There’s no reason it needs to be tough for anyone to be single.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

SAYS THE MAN IN A RELATIONSHIP

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The last time I wasn’t in a relationship, I was the same age as El Person.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOOP DI DOODLE

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME GETTING TO KNOW THE YOU INSIDE, MAN!!

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

also, they can just sit back and be all flowery and stuff. we have to buzz around and do all the work.

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you can't make that generalization.

or at least, you shouldn’t.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 27, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s all in fun, no?

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Being single rules

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. I’ve never been a single gal.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the age

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, those gals are all alike, and nary a one to be trusted.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nominee for: Worst Post of the Year?

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Not even the common courtesy to do it via text.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had it done through text AND email.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that’s common courtesy.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

needz moar fax

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Same person?
No means no for Natto!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Different people.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have replied with a picture of your junk.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not famous enough for that.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Reply:

“I have plenty of friends, bitch!”

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The obnoxious fucking thing is, I like her a lot. She’s a writer, she likes King Arthur and Avatar and tabletops, she’d be totally cool to hang out with.

But Jesus, by email? Come on.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 27, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people just can’t deal with those kind of talks. Not saying it’s right, but there it is.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite ex couldn’t bear to do the deed by any method other than email, but at least she had the good grace to feel bad about it. I was cool about it and we remain friends.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I just made a date for New Years Eve without knowing that it was for New Years Eve. Okay then! So, uh, I’m better than you.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ll be the deciders of that

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by son of ggf on Dec 27, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I did that for Valentine's Day last year

It was ok

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys could be in Garry Marshall movies!

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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

via email? I didn’t know people still sent those things…

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

“Okay fine. Hook me up with one of your friends then.”

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooh the original willie wonka movie is on. [abc family]

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

lol punch card computer…hehehehe

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The secret ingredient is love!

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the only Willy Wonka movie. The other one is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

same book, different actors.

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

BAD TOUCH MR SLUGWORTH!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You would think a guy who had the name "Mr Slugworth" would be under constand police watch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The other one is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory irrelevant.

by Bar None on Dec 27, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like that you saw the kids at the end. One of the cool things to realize as an adult is that Wonka might have just murdered all those people. You don’t know. All you have is his word.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In the old movie, anyway. I’ve never bothered to read the book. I don’t really see how it can be better.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The newer movie is closer to the book except for the daddy issues grafted onto it by Burton. The book depicts the kids at the end having changed through their experiences. Physically anyway. Also, it ties into a sequel, but I doubt they’d ever make a movie out of it. It’s more sci-fi and darker.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I forgot about the origin story junk.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Though it’s always nice to see Christopher Lee.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, he was a dentist.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

“cool thing”?

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s also really creepy with Mike Teavee’s hair.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite reading of the film, though, is that it’s a power struggle between Wonka and Joe for Charlie’s labor. Charlie doesn’t make a decision on his own in the movie. He only does what Joe tells him to, until he finally does what Wonka wants instead.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I actually read that one. It has the vermicious knids, right?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. They spelled out words.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If she’s a lady, then I’m a vermicious knid.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, he kills them all?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you, a Knidist?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Kindleist.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We are the music makers

and we are the dreamers of the dreams

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 27, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I see Bill Paxton in anything

I expect him to call someone a buttwad.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

HEY... that looks pretty good...

Now make yourself one, dickweed!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 27, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I can’t understand how the Warriors keep drawing well. They sold out the 1st two games of the season. The next two are very close to sellouts. This is a team that has had two winning seasons the year after Chris Webber was traded 15-16 years ago.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

People like basketball.

You only need to draw 20K to fill Oracle, and the NBA is a star-driven league. People come to see Kobe and Lebron come to town as much as they come to see their team play.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because BIG THINGS ARE COMING!

by jhawx on Dec 27, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PENIS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 27, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a reason people around the NBA say the Warriors have some of the best fans in the league

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by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

well, they are Giants fans

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine them making much off of merchandise sales. I know I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing Warriors gear.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd be surprised how many Warriors jerseys I've seen around

Though most of them are Davis/Jackson/Richardson, so it’s from an earlier time

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember all the bandwagon fans with the jerseys from the 2006-2007 team.

I watched a lot of the 2005-2006 team and was surprised to find out they actually made the playoffs the next season.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2006-2007 had a midseason trade that drastically changed the team. That team (mostly) won like 48 games, but somehow still missed the playoffs the next season. Then it all came apart again

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the part about them having a better record the next season and still missing the playoffs. LOL

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

First #8 seed to topple a #1 seed in a best-of-seven series

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me say that I played basketball in high school and was really into the NBA when I was younger.

The only time I would talk about the Warriors was when I would fantasize about what could have been with the 1993-1994 team.

Brian Sabean: "We’re hoping like hell that Burriss can turn into the player we all forecasted him to be" / When it’s time for a change, think Barry Zito's fastball is a changeup. / ESPN: "The Mets swapped Carlos Beltran for Class A right-hander Zack Wheeler in July. Three months later, Baseball America has anointed Wheeler the Mets' top prospect." / Brian Sabean: "We didn't know specifically that we couldn't bring Carlos(Beltran) back" / The next time Freddy Sanchez gets hurt, it'll be time to Panik. / Brian Sabean: People really don't know the baseball card or the all around talent lets say, of a (Melky)Cabrera or (Angel)Pagan. And quite frankly, we're gonna have to hit on a (Aubrey)Huff coming back and being the player he was in 2010"

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 27, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a great night out.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Great Time Out

You know, like a timeout in basketball. Puns!

Of course, they could only use that slogan after Webber was traded.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, now I want to know why.

by non sequitur on Dec 27, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

People in the Bay Area are tools.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT - Just to review

The team looks like this?

Position players:
C – Posey
1B – Huff
2B- Sanchez
3B – Sandoval
SS – Crawford
LF- Cabrera
CF – Pagan
RF – Nate

Bench: Burriss, Fontenot, Pill, Stewart/Whiteside, Belt

Pitchers:

Starters: Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner, Vogelsong, Zito

Bullpen: Affeldt, Lopez, Mota, Romo, Wilson, Casilla, Runzler/Hembree (?)

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

You could put someone else for Sanchez about mid-June or so when he gets hurt.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention replacing Zito with Surkamp when he gets “hurt.”

by jhawx on Dec 27, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and replace Huff with Belt when he sucks.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

C – Posey
1B – Burriss
2B – Burriss
3B – Sandoval
SS – Crawford
LF – Burriss
CF – Pagan
RF – Cabrera

Bench: Burriss

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs moar Pill.

by jhawx on Dec 27, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So I watched a couple of episodes of My Little Pony

and…I kinda liked it.

/banned

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 27, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

As long as you don’t start mass-posting JPGs.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Link.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. The Cain extension will be enough to tide us over until next offseason

when Timmy refuses an extension because the Giants could not field a competent offense for him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Cain will go 3-17 with a 1.24 ERA in 2012

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Gloop is stuck in the tube!!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Fat dudes = hilarious

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So tomorrow will be LOL Cal?

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

LOL SPORTSNATION

Way to go ESPN.

Check it out before they realize what they did: Link

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Not even Colorado thinks Tebow is snub

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They did put Alden Smith on the NFC side.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm aren’t the Lions in the NFC? Or is that ewhat you meant?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bingo.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

51% for Stafford

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t notice Stafford there.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Like usual

Facts don’t matter for ESPN

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 27, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

America be trolling

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Those damn, biased Broncos fans in Delaware.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww they fixed it :(

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have them saved forever in my photobucket.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Texans’ Connor Barwin replaces Stafford.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Stafford replaced Aldon Smith on the NFC side.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OH FUCK THAT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Recursive snubbing!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 27, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Even this was an error. They had Barwin as an OL rather than OLB.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

damn it

Now it’s fixed.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

AND THEY DID A TERRIBLE THING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was applying for a GM job and the question came up?

Who would you rather have for 23 million dollars next year?
A. Jeremy Affeldt and Barry Zito or
B. Jimmy Rollins and Carlos Beltran.

If you are any other team than the giants your answer is B.
If you are applying for the job in SF, the management team
is looking for the answer A.

by bradleybear on Dec 27, 2011 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

Yes. The Giants want to be paying Barry Zito $18 million next year.

You sure showed them.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Violet’s a juicer!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

I always felt she was treated unfairly compared to the other kids.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What? She was a bitch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Her sin was gum chewing. Gum chewing! What kind of a sin is that?

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

She thought she was the end all be all of gum chewing.

Plus she never stopped! Put it behind her ears! Didn’t listen to her parents, even if her dad was a bloodsucking car salesman.

A BITCH!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, she’s right. She’s good at gum chewing. Compare to the psychopath with the guns, Type Two Diabeetus, or the literal rich bitch, whose punishment is getting trash on her.

And she chews out Charlie. Which may be bitchy, but oh man does that stupid kid deserve it.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If Violet’s sin is gum chewing, Augustus’s sin is drinking chocolate milk.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Augustus’s sin is that he is a fat kid, which in movie parlance means “glutton” and leads to him falling into the river. Violet chews gum. On the scale of bad, that isn’t even comparable.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I could keep up the sin angle and suggest that Violet was selfish and recklessly opportunistic, that she was in the middle of a cheap grab for whatever 15 minutes of fams she could get her hands on, but my heart isn’t really in that argument. The truth is what I said below. It’s not about sin, or even badness. The only clearly crappy kid in the group is Veruca. Wonka doesn’t want kids who think for themselves. Kids who think for themselves are just as bad as adults when it comes to giving his chocolate factory away – they’ll just end up doing things their own way. And as he tells Charlie in his closing speech, he absolutely can not have that happen.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well; he wants things done his way, but the way of Willy Wonka is not merely set in stone. What the speech is directed towards is preserving the boundary between the revelations of the chocolate factory, and the outside. He is drawing a line between the interior world and the exterior world.

My objection remains however to punishing Veruca in the narrative for chewing gum; the song admits that it isn’t totally negative particularly in the light it casts the other kids in, yet she gets one of the worse punishments The song also compares her to a cow which I find disturbing in other ways!

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever seen a cow chewing it’s cud and some nitwit chomping incessantly and mouth agape on a wad of gum?? I get the comparison.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t supposed to touch the chocolate. It’s never to be touched by human hands.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

She stole the gum when he said not to. She got what was coming.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

BLOWN THE FUCK UP

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He was holding out the gum and they had eaten everything else in front of them. That’s a little less worse than “Don’t drink the fizzy stuff” “Let’s do it anyway Charlie, what could go wrong?”.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Drinking Fizzie Lifting Drinks is a clear extension of the power battle between Wonka and Joe. The other kids weren’t punished because they broke the rules. They were punished because they acted on their own. Grandpa Joe tells Charlie to drink Fizzie Lifting. Charlie isn’t thinking for himself there, so he’s still identifiable as a slave mindwash candidate.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You are such an english major, howie

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

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Well, at the end of the movie Charlie gives back the gobstopper. But Charlie isn’t doing that because anyone is telling him; he truly is acting on his own. On the other hand, Mr. Salt enables his kid, and she ends up punished.

There is as you note an underlying struggle between Wonka, the Parents, and the Children as a whole. The Children are struggling between what they have known to be reality and its imperfections – as has been implanted in them in the form of their numerous personality and behavioral defects – and Wonka’s novel, confectionary world. What the Children are (in some cases too extremely) punished for is their unwillingness to respect the rules of Wonka, beyond any obedience. Their failings do not necessarily cause them to act on their own, but cause them to be unable to tell weal from woe.

For example, Augustus Gloop’s burning hunger for candy leads him to see the river of chocolate as merely another sweetmeat to be consumed, rather than the peril which it truly is; Violet’s attachment to her gum, finding roots in her parental abandonment, sparks her to taste of the forbidden fruit (and roast beef), even as her body is horrifyingly warped by the very thing she chews. Veruca is thrown into the furnace for little more than her refusal to accept that the golden geese belong in the Factory, a seemingly innocent act but ironically mirroring the penultimate scene. And Mike Teevee’s misbegotten belief that Wonkavision is anything resembling television – a manifestation of his incipient insanity, just look at his clothes – leads him to be shrunk. Charlie himself would have been shredded but for his willingness to demean himself in spite of the societal mores implanted in him. And in the end, Charlie recognizes that the gobstopper is simply too risky to take out of the confines of the world that Wonka has shaped around himself.

Grandpa Joe is right; Mr. Wonka is a monster. But his “solution” to steal the gobstopper would only bring untold nightmares upon the world. Recognizing such a thing is Charlie’s true “good deed”: not obedience, not independence, but respect towards the danger of the unknown.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can respect that reading, and I think it makes sense, but I don’t like it.

My sense of the events that transpire, especially considering Wonka’s speech at the end about finding somebody to brainwash (though he says it in a very nice way), is that the motivations here are much seedier. I don’t think Wonka ever struggles with any of the parents/guardians, except for Joe. He seems to have as much power over them as their children do, and he punishes them just as surely as the children are punished – we never do see any of them again.

I also don’t think that the children are struggling between two worlds. They don’t even appear to realize that there is another world that might be conformed to. They live on their own terms. This independence of thought does not need to be considered a positive. Though its manifestation can be either positive or negative (and we can see its manifestation in each child as a negative thing – in fact, it makes sense that such freedom of self in a child would manifest negatively, as it is only the rare child that has the tools to refuse guidance and still act well), independence of thought itself is perfectly neutral. And I don’t think the children are being selected based on these manifestations.

And the whole key to my reading is that it is not simply a child that Wonka wants. It is a child who will do things Wonka’s way. It’s the entire point of the competition, he entire reason the contest was rigged so that no adult would win, the whole reason Wonka’s Slugworth was planted at every scene. When Charlie gives the gobstopper back at the end, he isn’t thinking on his own. Wonka’s Slugworth planted the idea that the gobstopper could be given away, and Charlie was perfectly aware that Wonka would want to keep it, so by the end, he has only two paths, and neither are own.. He displays reactive thoughts by refusing Grandpa Joe, but not independent ones. It’s what Wonka set him up to do the whole time.

But if the strict dichotomy I’m representing between free thinkers and slave minds is too restrictive, it need not be. It’s not necessarily that the children simply display independent though, but that they display too much of it. They are too willing to turn the situation to their own desires. If Charlie is thinking independently when he returns the gobstopper, those thoughts are still in the service of another. And as long as they are in service of Wonka, he wins.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This talk of punishments is weird to me

Wonda never punishes any of the children (except for Charlie, until Charlie gives the gobstopper back).

All of the “punishments” are simply the results of the children’s own decisions. Gloop falls into the river on his own (Wonka didn’t want him there). The gum chewing girl (forgot her name) chews the gum that Wonka told her not to chew and then gets blown up because of it. Salt throws a tantrum and in her preening, “look at me” moment falls down a chute, Teevee decides to ignore the warnings of the adults and makes a decision that results in being shrunk.

In each case, Wonka warns them but is unconcerned about their welfare. It’s all very laissez-faire. But he did not punish them.

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Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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Based on Wilder’s delivery, my impression was that it was intended that Wonka knew what was going to happen; I thought he sounded sarcastic.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say he knew what would happen with Teevee and the gum chewing girl. He was positively appalled when Gloop fell in to the river (though he cared not at all for Gloop). It’s open to interpretation for Salt.

But it doesn’t matter. Whether he knew or not, he wasn’t the cause of the consequence, but rather the child’s own actions that was the cause of the consequence. He was simply apathetic to their fate. He did warn them, though (except for Salt).

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Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 28, 2011 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

in educationese we call those things consequences.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

and for a lot of kids, and I suppose many grownups, they don’t “get” [understand] consequences until they have had to live through them. It’s very annoying to have to tell a child 108 times not to do x… but they keep doing it until the 109th time when they get hurt or something gets broken.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they are consequences

They are not punishments from Wonka, though.

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by thehavenot on Dec 28, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

A salient argument can be made that Wonka was systematically putting the kids in situations that would eliminate them. It’s the old “How many seats are there on the Hsawaknow” question.

You’re right, though. It’s one of the more “conspiracy theory” ways to talk about the movie. I just happen to think it’s fun. And in the interest of better preserving that fun, the word “punishment” may just not be a good one. Wonka is definitely invested in testing these children to see which meet his conditions, and getting rid of the ones who don’t. It could be just his luck that they literally get rid of themselves, but it’s more fun to think that they don’t.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I definitely agree that Wonka expected the kids to fail

I look at it like the entire tour was a test. I personally think he expected all of the children to fail, including Charlie. But he just let them self-destruct, he didn’t punish them. That’s really the only distinction I’m making.

I can buy some of what you are selling. For instance, I agree that one of the traits Wonka was looking for in his heir was pliability. But I feel this is borne out of his inherent distrust of children (or maybe just people in general, since he shut himself away in his factory).

This is a guy who uses people’s impulsiveness on a regular basis. He’s a candy maker, so he makes a living on people being impulsive creatures that put short-term pleasure ahead of anything else. Then there’s the contract at the beginning of the tour. I think it isn’t too far out there to say that Wonka has a cynical view of people. So it would make sense that he would be looking for somebody who he can mold.

It only takes on a sinister twist if you imagine Wonka to be malevolent in any way. I view it more along the lines of the meek inheriting the candy factory.

BUT, I diverge from you when you start to say that there is a power struggle between Grandpa Joe and Willy Wonka for control over Charlie. If there were, I would think that Wonka wouldn’t invite Charlie’s family to live with him at the candy factory.

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Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 28, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think it’s a passive power struggle, at best. Neither man is in direct, or even conscious, competition with the other. More accurately, it’s a struggle within Charlie himself over who to follow. But my reading of that struggle hinges on the idea that the moment Charlie wins the contest coincides with the only time he doesn’t do what Joe tells him to.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And I haven't even mentioned the most interesting thing to me about the movie

Charlie fails his own test. His fate was to be exactly the same as the other children (a scare caused by his own actions and his voiding of the contract in which he gave up his life supply of chocolate). The only difference between Charlie’s decisions and the other children was that he decided to give back the gobstopper.

So you could say that what Wonka was looking for the most was someone who would protect trade secrets.

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by thehavenot on Dec 28, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The interesting difference for me between Charlie’s fail and the other kids (if we’re talking about the Fizzy lifting drinks) is that he’s the only one whose failure was not entirely their own. Grandpa Joe told Charlie to take the Fizzy Lifting Drink. All the other kids acted completely on their own. I like to think that’s why he got a “make up test” with the gobstopper at the end.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or had an honorable streak, despite being fallibly human.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree that it’s a good explanation of the dynamics of Willy Wonka, but I merely question the independent/reactive dichotomy; what does Veruca display for example? Is it her contempt for the golden geese?

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Veruca’s a spoiled rotten little brat who lives in her own egocentric little world where she thinks everyone was put on earth to serve her and make her happy…. you know like an NBA star.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

My impression of it was that the asshole parents raised asshole kids who refuse to listen to anyone or follow very simple rules.

Don’t drink from the chocolate river, don’t chew this gum, don’t drink this beverage… This ain’t hard kids, fucking listen up! You want to win the fucking prize? Respect the home of your host, you little shits. Hey, parents… This is really what you’re raising? You ever think to teach your kid some fucking manners?

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by JRPhillips on Dec 28, 2011 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s more of a lesson to take from it, though. Wonka’s direct aims are to find an heir, not to demonstrate the ills of shitty parenting. It’s the difference between what the movie is saying and what Wonka is doing.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think ‘free thinkers’ and ‘slave minds’ are just prejudicial terms that you have chosen in order to present Wonka in the worst possible light.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s plenty of evidence in the film to support a reading that Wonka is a malevolent force. At least as much as there is to support the reading that he’s a wacky, cool guy. The former entertains me more, and, I think, makes the movie a lot more interesting.

Being selective with my prejudicial terms to support that interest is just good old American rhetoric.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he is a wacky, cool guy with a dark, malevolent side. Like me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I just think Wonka is very Laissez-Faire

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by thehavenot on Dec 28, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

the snoz berries taste like snoz berries!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Who ever heard of a snozberry?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 27, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

burp, you fools!!!! burp!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

she’s a bad egg!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

WIN NOW!

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Because books suck, Oompa Loompas.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

hmmm the other willie wonka movie is on next

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

they are getting in the elevator!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!!!!

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Get through what?

HERE IT COMES!!

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If you turn off the picture and just listen to this part

It’s one of the most hilarious pornos ever.

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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very, very inappropriate. I should be ashamed.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t do that, on the phone with the Mr.

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 27, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching "Inside the Clubhouse"

Baer got asked about why the payroll hasn’t increased to get “a/the big bat they need.” His line was pretty much that the Giants are more or less around the break-even point at $130 million, and cited the Marlins as examples of teams that spent beyond their means and wound up running into trouble.

Whether or not you agree, or believe what he’s saying about the books… the org seems to be sticking to their claim that they’re more or less maxed out at $130 million for next year. He did say, however, that it would go up some, which I would expect is a product of the broadcast deal and paying off the stadium.

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by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

Payroll is fine.

It’s what the money gets on that bugs me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much for a 5th starter. Too much for two LOOGYs. $13 million dead money.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy gave a positive report on Huff's offseason conditioning program.

Whatever that’s worth to people.

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by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So Bochy called Huff and asked how it was going. Huff said, “Good.”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff's been sending Bochy shirtless photos.

Get on it, TL2.

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by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

where is TL2? and Jim? I didn’t see either of them today, which is strange. They’re usually always around

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ve been gone for a while. Some unfavorable comments were directed their way, it was all unfortunate. Not sure when they’ll be back.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 28, 2011 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

I listened to a Knoxville NPR program today and couldn’t help but think of TL2.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

well, hopefully they return. I hadn’t been on here in a while and was looking for the TL2 weather map kinda surprised when I didn’t see.

You guys should make one of those and post it as sort of a “TheLetter2 signal” like batman or something, haha

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

TL2 was signed on the 27th and posted on the Braves site. Jim hasn’t signed on for 25 days.

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

someone here drove TL2 back to Brave Country? holy sh*t

I almost want to know what happened, but I don’t.

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by giant4life83 on Dec 28, 2011 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

last I saw disparaging geography related remarks were made. I’m not sure if that’s what triggered the departure.

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by Merope on Dec 28, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Zero. It's worth zero.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Bochy, on Nate:

Paraphrased: “We’re gonna look at it in Spring Training, and give everyone the opportunity, but I honestly expect Nate to be in right field.”

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by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring training numbers!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

hey all 53 more days

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The date that matters to me is April 6th. Pitchers and catchers reporting does nothing for me.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

GO KINGS!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Hardly even worth a lulz. Just ugly.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a sad-clown kind of lulz.

It’s more of a resigned sigh, really.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well

got the Lakers anyway.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm watching the Blazers feed.

Their announcers are marveling at how utterly Sac should’ve been dominating the score, and how utterly it all fell apart. So it goes with a young team, I suppose.

It reminds me of the copy on the back of the box of (now extraneous, sadly) kitten chow I bought last week:

The Right Start
Your kitten is as cute as she is curious. Hyper one minute, sound asleep the next. It’s a magical and truly important period, so selecting nutrition that helps her get the most out of her first year makes sense.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 27, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Your team might have the worst broadcaster in the NBA. That and Grant Napier is a douche.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tyreke is TYriffic!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit to some affection for “IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, YOU DON’T LIKE NBA BASKETBALL!!”

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This line only happens when the Kings do something. He wouldn’t say that if Blake Griffen did a 720 spin from behind the foul line, slam dunk.

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The updated Willie Wonka is a bit uh… macabre… Burton I guess huh?

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by Merope on Dec 27, 2011 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

Well, the original did have a “Tomb of Horrors” feel to it…here, you fall into the river and get stuck in a pipe, take 5D12 constriction damage per round…you fall into the furnace, take 10D100+50 fire damage…

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

A D100 would be impressive.

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd think so.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that just a sphere with 100 equal surface area sections on it?

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by speckops on Dec 27, 2011 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, as far as I recall, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 tile perfectly in 3D. I think 20 is the max though.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think there are two varieties.

One is subtly dimpled over each number, the other uses an independent rolling weight inside the die to force it to settle in a particular spot.

Most people just use two different colored D10s. One for the 10s digit, one for the 1s digit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 28, 2011 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, right, that makes much more sense.

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The original was much better than the Burton one

Though, I don’t HATE the Burton version. It’s just that the original is so good…

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how in the opening scene the candyman is giving out free candy like crazy, and Charlie is standing outside the store looking through the window thinking,“If only there was some way I could have some of that candy….”

Charlie, the candy is free. Just go in and wait for him to throw it at you.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless all those kids had pre-paid or something

Like, there was a promotion where the candyman says “you pay x amount of money and I give you all the candy you can catch.” That’s plausible, I suppose.

The other explanation: it’s a movie.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My plausible explanation has always been that he was just looking in the window, but couldn’t stop because he was on his paper run, or trying to get home quickly. I forget if he’s still actually on the clock in that scene.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that seems to be what’s going on.

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes sense

Except how long does it take to go get some free candy and then go back to your route?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Dec 27, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s very dedicated to his job.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 27, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole thing is related to the duty/bliss dichotomy. What sets Charlie apart from the other children is his acceptance of duty and his willingness to defer bliss.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I like that.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

/preens

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish Veruca had said “Daddy! It’s a MIDGET!”

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

Free agent infielder Omar Vizquel suggested on Twitter that he wouldn’t consider signing with the Mets. The 44-year-old has indicated that he would be interested in signing with the Giants.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Dec 27, 2011 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

I'd take him over Burriss.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd almost take Johnny LeMaster over Burriss

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by SFGuy on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I was saying Boo-urns...

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Him, too

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by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2011 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Omar, you should really just take any major league offer you can get…

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

xxx

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by jctGamer on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

Your cucumber?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 27, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex_Lewis envy

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

want

Provided that that’s a cucumber, that is.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 27, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you on the left or the right?

by Hyoton on Dec 27, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

BACK, YOU!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

/popcorn

What we have here is a good old fashioned cucumber fight.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 28, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT'S NO CUCUMBER

THAT’S A SPACE STATION

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

WE CAN’T REPEL FAILURE OF THIS MAGNITUDE

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by speckops on Dec 28, 2011 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

MAGNITUDE YES

FAILURE I’M SORRY BABY IT’S JUST THAT I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2011 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

z

omg does the introductory part of skyward sword ever end???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

Nintendo wants to REALLY make sure you know how to play the game.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't tell you,

since I got the game for Christmas but don’t have the MotionPlus bullshit controller.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i had to go buy one today to play it

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 27, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a Wii Remote Plus for 8 bucks from Best Buy last week. It came packaged with this game. I don’t care about the game.

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by Natto on Dec 27, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have four.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that the subject line implies that you only skipped one comment.

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by El Person on Dec 27, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna play that.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

With my Wii Motion Plus Propeller.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Time for Spring Training

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 28, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about skyward swords

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 28, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Did I get sucked into a discussion between Turf_Toe_ and Turf_Toe_?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 28, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Just don’t get involved with _Turf_Toe.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

for the record

it took me about 2 hours to get through all the introductory stuff before i finally got to the first dungeon

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

it's fun though!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 28, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard it’s like four hours.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Although maybe that was hyperbole. I remember the introductory stuff in Twilight Princess taking a ton of time, too.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Proof I've been awake entirely too long:

After reading through that fanpost, I had this bizarre image in my head of Cain leaving in the offseason, Giants fans occupying the front office, and Sabean in a courtroom massaging a couple of steel ‘stress balls’ in his left hand while under cross-examination.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Dec 28, 2011 2:27 AM PST reply actions  

SFGate’s Susan Slusser wrote an article on the Giants side of the San JosA’s debate:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/28/MNE21MHCKK.DTL&tsp=1

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2011 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

What the movie doesn't cover

Is that the Oompa Loompas eventually organized and formed the Chocolate Workers Union and sued Charlie and Wonka for back pay. Even though the chief agreed to be paid in cocoa beans, he had no economic experience outside of Loompaland and didn’t realize that cocoa beans would not be treated as valid currency in other parts of the world.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

baycityball Chris
Hideki Okajima signed a minor league deal with the Yankees today. See, you don’t have to pay your LOOGY $4M per season.
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by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2011 7:39 AM PST reply actions  

He kind of had a lost season in 2011

So the comparison is kind of unfair. But yeah, Lopez isn’t worth 4 million either so I get his overall point.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

cain will demand 20mil a year

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Dec 28, 2011 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

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