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Hoping That the Giants are Just Kidding, Guys

In case you missed it, this was the headline of the Orange County Register on November 11:

Dipoto: Angels won't be big spenders this winter

LIAR. FILTHY, RAT-FACED LIAR.

"I can't say it's Plan A," Dipoto said of pursuing Pujols or Fielder, both of whom are seeking deals in excess of $150 million. "I don't particularly think it's the right way to go."

WHY DO YOU LIE? THE REPORTERS ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOB, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.

Well, if the reporters are doing their jobs, the GMs who obfuscate and run interference are doing their jobs as well. There usually isn't a good reason to tell the truth, especially in the Giants' position. They've been a wet blanket this entire offseason, loudly exclaiming at every turn that there isn't a chance that they'll sign anyone more expensive than Eli Whiteside. But what's the risk of being a wet blanket, that the waiting list for season tickets will shrink? And what's the alternative?

Star-divide

Sabean: Oh, man, we are totally interested in Carlos Beltran. The whole offense clicked when he was here.

Other team: Uh, we will offer Beltran three years then.

Sabean: I mean, a switch-hitter with power who gets on base? Everything that's wrong with this team has to do with not having guys like that. And we can have one for just money? Of course we're interested. Very interested.

Different team: $40 million, then. Final offer. Please accept this and hang up with the Giants or we're pulling the offer.

Sabean: Boy, we sure are interested in Carlos Beltran.

No one benefits in that scenario. Except for you. And me. And everyone who would prefer to see an offense-minded upgrade to the Huff/Pagan/Schierholtz outfield. We'd get the satisfaction of thinking that Beltran is still a legitimate possibility, but at the cost of Beltran being a likely possibility. It's all very go-back-in-time-to-kill-your-own-grandpa, this paradox.

Now Beltran's price is reportedly down. He's weighing offers for two and three years, probably around $12 or $13 million per year. Here, then, is the handy-dandy guide to affording Carlos Beltran:

Step 1
Sign Carlos Beltran before you move on to step two.

Step 2
Trade Jeremy Affeldt for anything.

Step 3
Trade Melky Cabrera for anything.

Step 4
Do not re-sign Aubrey Huff for $12 million after the season is over.

There you have it -- Carlos Beltran without an increased payroll. Maybe we're talking $1 million or so. Maybe even $5 million if the bidding gets hot and heavy. But there's a pretty good chance that the McCovey Chronicles Four-Step Method is a sound one.

Edit: It should be noted that the McCovey Chronicles Four-Step Method was originally developed by Lefty over a week ago. The idea wormed into my brain, "My Sweet Love"-style, and I apparently absconded with the idea and didn't give credit. So, please, visit Lefty's fine blog and encourage him not to sue me. Also, please don't tell him that I've done this before on six separate occasions because then he'll look for those posts too.

I can't shake the idea that the Giants are playing the game because they have to. They weren't going to sign Bengie Molina until they signed Bengie Molina. At three or four years, maybe the Giants really weren't in on Beltran. But if he's willing to accept a large two-year deal, it is ludicrous that the Giants aren't making an effort to do that. Here's hoping that they are. And the math is already done for them.

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don’t give me hope

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Just say Nope to Hope...

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think grant is smoking again.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Nah, he’s off his meds.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm on meds now!

For high cholesterol and blood pressure. So if anyone’s itching for an OT-starter, some good healthy recipes would be delightful. Fish preferred, mostly because I have no idea how to cook a lot of it. Put some swordfish in the oven for 20 minutes at 350, and it came out pretty swell.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

omega-3

delicious. you should become a vegan, yeah the food sucks and you are always hungry, but you can live an extra month.

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

or at least cut waaaaay back on the sodium intake. Baby steps…

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I cook a lot of vegan food that doesn’t suck.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

But it would probably be significantly improved with some sweet, sweet meat.*

*but not sweet meats, per se.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

or cheese, or anything that tastes good

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by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I've had many tasty vegetrian/vegan dishes

ht could have been made epic with a little animal flesh and/or dairy.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I dropped my cholesterol by 115 points by going mostly vegan and switching from white carbs to brown carbs. That is quite significant.

I give myself one splurge a week so I don’t totally miss cheese, etc.

by Amynishiki on Dec 20, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Fry all your fish.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

a very simple one

Mix together dijon mustard, white wine, and some minced garlic. Dip catfish fillets into the mixture to coat. Panfry, sans oil, in a non-stick pan. Make sure to turn your fan on / open windows, because it gets smoky. Cook until it’s done on both sides. Then you’re done.

Goes nicely with rice and salad.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds good. Do you use an iron skillet?

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

[…] in a non-stick pan

Low fat approach. Me on the other hand…

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. yeah. I’m not into low fat anything.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the fish in the middle?

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Dec 21, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

dude you need to come see me!

by capn on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/interprets this as a tacit request to see my junk

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That could be possible, too, as he IS a doctor AND has a history of talking about scrotums!

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by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of the patients in my practice are startled by the fact that a cardiologist would need to touch their genitals.

by capn on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

“If you survive the groping, your heart’s okay!”

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If he has to install a stent

He will see your junk!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey there is a growing (pun intended) movement to use stents to treat erectile dysfunction. They are putting stents in the junk!

by capn on Dec 20, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I cringed just reading that!

Ouch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lars’ cardiologist: "GODDAMN IT! Will you stop propellering long enough for me to get to your femoral artery!?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My childhood physician committed suicide by opening his femoral artery.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He tried rat poison, but that didn’t work. Then they left him unsupervised in his hospital room.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

1: Open trash can
2: Deposit fish
3: Order pizza

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

actually, this reminds me

A while back, I made a smoked salmon pizza. Homemade crust, pesto base, topped with smoked salmon, dill, and scallions. It came out as pretty much the best thing ever.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That does sound like the best thing ever.

by Roger on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This has potential.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you are mccovey chronicle chef. I vote for you

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 21, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Your tastebuds are broken.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Eliminate as much salt as you can

It sucks at first, but eventually you get used to it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m trying, and doing okay. But it turns out that every single goddamn thing worthwhile has salt.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because salt tastes good.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And things without salt taste bad.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes you can make up for lack of salt by adding other spices. Hot peppers, curry, rosemary, etc… just make sure it’s true spice and not some stoopid mix with salt in it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this was going to be my suggestion—-low sodium Asian currystuffs.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much only add pepper to stuff, and a lot of it. Never salt (maybe because shit is always salty already).

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally disagree. I never add salt to anything.

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by speckops on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

there is no evidence that a low salt diet reduces your blood pressure

sorry.

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by zenbitz on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt that you are.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re way more successful and handsomer than me and yet, our insides are the same! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U SUCK

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Handsomer?

That’s Grant, not Sullivan.

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Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lol old

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, we do a Sea Bass thing baked in saffron that’s pretty damn incredible, I’ll have to see if I can find the recipe. Although it’s virtually impossible to not make a fantastic salmon no matter what you do to it as long as you stop doing it after about 10 minutes.

Also, the Candle Cafe in New York has a veggie cookbook that has had 100% yummified success in our house.

by Roger on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

cedar plank salmon yo

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang it Grant we’re the same age. You’re making us look old.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

First time I ever tried to make fish for a date, I tried to steam it in a pan. Everything was fine, until I tried to take the lid off. Damn thing was steamed shut. I tried to pry it open but nothing worked. I ended up pounding the lid with a hammer until it broke. My date was laughing, it was so fricken funny. We went out for dinner…now I broil fish, mostly salmon.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You were well on your way to using Solidarity’s recipe.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 20, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Season with a sawdust crust for best results. I find it gets rid of that fishy smell quite well.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If it has a fishy smell, then it’s not fresh fish. I love fish, I just don’t cook it often enough.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have tried to like fish, especially salmon, and unless I drown it in something else to cover up the taste I find it nasty.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What about shark?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Shark is good when grilled.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

most likely it’s injured.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/ golf clap….well done

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Sharksrog?

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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to hate fish, and even now, only like certain fish. I don’t care for raw oysters or scallops.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

oysters on the half shell rule!!

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No one sane enjoys raw oysters.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

or urchin

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

scallops must be prepared correctly or they suffer from the same problem as oysters

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it is unfortunate that you are insane

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My girl and I go to NOLA once a month to get away. We usually eat 3 to 4 dozen oysters on the half shell, or redneck sushi as we like to cal it. Put one on a cracker and cover in cocktail sauce and horseradish, mmmm good.

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Color me insane. $1.00 oysters this month at Hog and Rocks (new)!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be nervous about eating $1 oysters.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course you would, you don’t like them. Scott’s kitchen serves some of the best oyster’s around.

I think the Foreign Cinema is the best, but they’re $36.00/dzn, but a much better champagne list.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried rocky mountain oysters?

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have (@ Incanto). Prefer the bivalves.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sane men do not eat….testicles.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a fairly common happy hour special for seafood restaurants.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Miyagis $1.00 at all times.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had the them barbequed on the shell. I can tolerate that.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to love scallops as a kid, don’t like them now.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a tuna steak. Marinate tuna steak in soy sauce, maple syrup, garlic, and bourbon. Get some potatoes. Mash ‘em. When mashing them, put in wasabi powder and grated Parmesan. Prepare some kind of plant to eat as well…. I usually go with green beans or sugar snap peas. Sear that tuna. If you’re feeling crazy, make some sort of mustard cream sauce to drizzle onto the green beans. Or whatever. I think green beans are awesome as is. Enjoy.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

go to your local sushi bar

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal and nothing but oatmeal.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GRUEL

BUCKETS OF GRUEL

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, oatmeal can be fun. Nutmeg, cinnamon, brown sugar, maple syrup, any kind of dried or fresh fruit, pecans, walnuts…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal is awesome, especially steel cut oats.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah.
TJ’s has a frozen oatmeal that is really good.
….this reminds me… I was going to look for a slow cooker oatmeal recipe.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Frozen oatmeal? For when hot water is too complicated?

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

steel cut oats take awhile to make 30-45 minutes, plus cleanup, the frozen ones are done in 3 minutes and there’s no pots, pans, wooden spoons to demuckify.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh steel-cut, ok.

My very simple life has gone without steel-cut oats to date.

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sarcasm is not welcome here....wait..nevermind

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Frozen Steel Cut Oatmeal that contains real maple syrup, and brown sugar.

I am not the only one that likes it.

Trader Joe’s Frozen Steelcut Oatmeal Might Change Your Life
http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/06/trader-joes-frozen-steelcut-oatmeal-might-cha.html

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cleaning up after making oatmeal the “traditional” or stovetop way is such a freaking mess too. No time for that during the week.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

When I do make a pot of Steel Cut, I portion off 3/4 cup servings into ziplocks and put it into the freezer. Works almost as well as the TJ’s.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve thought of that, then I open the freezer.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I never said it couldn’t be.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Pesce in carticcio is your friend. The ingredients are open to improvisation – for instance I often add a glug of white wine to each pouch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I "oven-fry" fish sometimes

Coat in seasoned panko crumbs (hold the salt) and bake. Also, baked salmon with a light coat of low sodium BBQ sauce or other tasty alternative is awesome with sweet potato “oven fries”. Been fighting the BP and cholesterol battles and have both under control now.

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by KatSkahnne on Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet potato fries with harissa or other hot, peppery, spice blends are really yummy.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ayup.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Got 2 for ya

First, Bourbon Glazed Salmon, just a pinch of that Bulleit you are so fond of…

Best for bbq, but you can toss it in the oven (400 for 20 or so)

Marinade: Cup of brown sugar, 6 tablespoons bourbon, 1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce, 2 tablespoons lime juice, 2 teaspoons fresh ginger (grated or chopped), 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground pepper, 2 garlic cloves (crushed or sliced) and your salmon (8 6 ounce fillets) Do the math and cut in half for 4 6 ounce fillets, etc.
Mix up sauce, toss it in a gallon zip lock with the salmon, shake it all around. 20 minutes to 2 hours, your choice. If you like zingy, more lime, heat, more garlic, etc.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd Recipe

Rice can get boring, try “spanish style” – (cooking with a tall sauce pan in this case)
oil, heated up some, throw chopped onions (white/yellow your choice) in, simmer for a minute stirring, then toss your rice in – works best with long grain basmati, but whatever you got is OK – stir it to get it toasty. Then after a minute or so, depending on how toasty you have an appetite for, throw in juice of one lime, and salt (a little is OK). Stir it, and then throw in your 2 cups of water (assuming 1 cup of rice). Stir it, get it to a boil, cover and put on simmer like usual.

With the rice: the low man on the fish totem pole: TALAPIA. Cheap, white, flakey. Fry pan, some butter (don’t need too much), put in a little olive oil if you like, some people don’t like it with their fish, choices… Salt/Pepper a bit, then you can choose: lime or lemon, squeeze it on. Talapia will flake a bit, hopefully get a bit brown, cooks up quick (with kids, this is sort of important)

OK, so you got some weird rice and a cheap flaky fish. What the hell!

Throw some mango salsa on it. This way you can avoid some salt, get some flavor. Depending on season, some of these ingredients might not be hot, but sometimes an all-green lousy version of these tastes good… with salt.

Salsa: 1 mango, 1 avocado, 1 tomato, 1/2 jalapeno, 2 green onions, 1 lime. Slice em up to whatever size you like, add more of what you like, more heat, use the whole jalapeno. Garlic will overpower a bit, but you can add that as well, or some sliced raw onion.

Put that fish on the rice, and the salsa on the fish, nice quick meal. Somehow my kids like this, which is awesome for me.

Sorry to hear about the high cholesterol/blood pressure, it can suck at first, but you’ll be all good as long as you watch it.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, you need this

I also just added blood pressure meds. Here are plenty of ways to do fish. Simple.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/magazine/mag-03Eat-t.html

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by GiantMalcontent on Dec 20, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Self-Hijack

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Dec 21, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Which tells you how kick-ass the off-season has been!

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw that

hahahahahhahahahahha.

Dayton Moore is hilarious.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/Giants take Grant’s SBN pay and puts in their rainy day fund and doesn’t pay for Beltran.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

hey guys/gals watch this....

this is what the giants need more of…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1DwUC4IkDM

just a couple of gritty vets getting in there and showing the younins how its done.

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by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

I am dreading the day some team gets a huge steal on Beltran.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Ha

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

zing

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera is so bad

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I am quietly holding out hope that Sabean is playing it cool, and in his free time is reading dating guides on WikiHow to figure out how long he needs to wait before calling Carlos.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe he’s seen Swingers too many times?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

6 months is kind of money for a FA.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No. He’s like this little bunny…

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw this baseball talk

I need to figure out what to make for my Christmas day feast.

I’m thinking a new york roast with a garlic-herb crust, and maybe some garlic smashed potatoes, but I’d like to add some razzle-dazzle.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

You had me at garlic smashed potatoes.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

just add corn

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by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

creamed corn

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Heh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My family always does goose for Christmas. It’s delicious.

I’m doing Christmas Eve dinner this year. The last few years, I’ve done a Pacific Rim Hot Pot. the recipe’s from a restaurant in the San Juan Islands – it has salmon, halibut, shrimp, shellfish, udon noodles, and a spicy broth that’s pretty much the best thing ever.

It won’t quite be “Pacific Rim,” though, since in Florida you can’t get halibut and we may or may not be able to get good Pacific salmon. Last year I think I used grouper and trout instead. Still good.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

/drools

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid I will need your address. Please set an extra place for me.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No nothing here for Christmas this year. I’ll probably have leftovers.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ditto

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My family usually has ham but my niece’s boyfriend is spending the day with the family and he’s Jewish so no ham.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Since he’s Jewish, you’re making Chinese food?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Thanks! Due to a total schedule fuckup Mr. Merope is out of town for the holidays … and I’ll be here alone. BUT …he hates Chinese food…I love it. Guess I’ll go out for Chinese food that day!

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No Chinese food.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

We are going non-traditional. My Grandson asked for Taco’s and I gladly acquiesced to his wish.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If my in-laws weren’t coming, I’d happily do something like this. We do the whole traditional thing for them.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I applaud your willingness to submit to tradition. I’d probably tell them "Taco’s or go home. "

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re old and my husband is their only living child. It’s the least I can do for them. They are very nice people, so it’s not too onerous.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They are very nice people

and apparently so are you.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Roast beast

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Succulent Who roast beast?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually what we call it when I make the big slab of red meat.

Still doesn’t get the kids to eat it.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever tried leg of lamb? I’m trying to work up the nerve to tackle that some time this winter. As a non-cook, I find the very idea daunting.

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by Lyle on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like lamb, but it must be cooked for a long time to get it tender enough to eat. It can also be bouncy if not done right. I’m thinking of trying it in the slow cooker.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out how I want to make the brussel sprouts

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

See my comments re: preparing fish.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Same way Solidarity makes fish.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

/hi5

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I like mine fried or roasted.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

good choices

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Last time I made brussels sprouts, I roasted them then tossed with butter, lemon and a little sage. Delicious.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever choice you make, it should include bacon of some kind.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Render the bacon in pan, remove bacon bits, toss halved sprouts in the rendered fat, season, roast. Add back the bacon prior to serving.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my general mo with brussel sprouts. A little garlic and caramelized onion as well.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Make those onions shallots and that’s my approach too.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 20, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite method: slice them in half, coat them in a mixture of garam masala, cornmeal, and olive oil, and roast ’em.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds amazing

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

agree! I think i have to try that

by capn on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I was married to you.

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by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Tease.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Some might say that I saute my brussels sprouts with onion

But it would be more accurate to say that I saute my onion with some brussel sprouts.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Anything to hide the taste.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and the smell.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor misguided fools.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like artichokes either.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/jumps out of merope’s band

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Batter and then deep fry!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

choose small ones. Rinse, cut off the stem end. Cut in half.
chop some onion, fry (cast iron is best) with (olive) oil until a bit softened, then add brussels, sprinkle with cayenne, maybe some powdered fenugreek, cook pretty hot and fast, add a little soy sauce if it seems too dry
and like was said, DO NOT OVERVOOK

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by foothillsfan on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Here in AZ I'm seeing Rib Roast for sale all over the place.

3.49-3.99/lb

I think that’s gonna be my choice.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

smoked one of those bad boys a while back…pretty amazing.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 20, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

garlic smashed potatoes

Add fresh-grated horseradish to your GSPs.

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by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is new york roast the same as prime rib? I’m thinking of making prime rib with mashed potatoes too.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a different cut. I’m not a fan of prime rib.

Last year I made a tenderloin (same cut filet mignon’s come from). It was magnificent, but at $20-25 a pound, I’m so nervous that I’ll ruin it. The new york roast I’m looking at is about $12/lb. I can do that without freaking out.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan of prime rib? What the… how could you not… why?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer a finer cut of meat.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

tee hee

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

With less fat? Because that is where all of the yummy goodness is.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The marbling has to be just so to make the meat tender without being all rubbery and bouncy.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So you are a filet girl?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a damn good cut. I’ve been converted to Ribeyes though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

While wearing a straw hat, perhaps?

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only a straw hat. It’s hard to overstate how much this site has changed me.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

This site has probably ruined all of us.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend of mine who lived in Kansas City, Cincinnati, and NYC before moving to SF and becoming a Giants fan was at the park and caught herself just before pointing at someone in a McCovey jersey and telling me “they must be on the message board, too!”

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I did prkme rib roast last year

I think I used ina garten’s recipe.

My mother-in-law tried to get me to cook it in a roasting bag. True story.

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by oldjacket on Dec 20, 2011 3:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

AS long as Beltran is still on the market

there is still hope.

As much hope as the Warriors getting Dwight Howard or the Niners getting Peyton Manning.

But seriously, there is still hope.

by djfivenine on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Even at a reduced price, they aren't buying

I mean, the Giants understand what they are running out at SS in 2012 and Rollins at 3/33 was too pricey.

I want to believe, because you are right, it has been a depressing offseason so far, but I believe the ownership group knows it can skate by and lock up their own assets without adding to the offense.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, but Rollins would have cost us our #29 pick in next year’s draft. Beltran is free.

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by Fla-Giant on Dec 20, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

is that still true under the new CBA?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for helping me calm down about the Rollins thing. And if the Giants somehow, miraculously, sign Beltran, the debacle at SS will be forgotten altogether.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and could end up being

4/44 for Rollins.

Rollins and the Phillies finalized a $33 million, three-year contract on Monday. The deal includes a vesting option for a fourth year at $11 million. If not vested, that could be a club option at $8 million or a player option at $5 million.

by nofreetime on Dec 20, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rollins

isn’t 3/33, he’s 3/38 or 4/44, and that’s the hometown discount. Giants would have had to go over that to get the win, and he would have cost the draft pick.

Nice player though.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing as that he’s from here, wouldn’t the Giants get the hometown discount?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the years in the Philly jersey get the discount. Rollins has some nice D and some nice intangibles. Wish they gave it a try at least, but that is pretty steep for 33-36.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He was an A’s fan.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Royals brought back Yuni?

Thanks Royals for making me feel better about the Giants.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

I have a facebook friend who's a big Royals fan

He’s a really nice, smart, interesting guy, but his baseball opinions baffle me. He hated the Greinke trade Betancourt was his favorite player, and he was excited and relieved at the Bruce Chen contract extension this offseason.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

“You can HAVE that emo kid, but don’t take Yuni!”

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re a Royals fan, Yuni is everything you have.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Stockholm syndrome

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maximizing the Misdirection

I have similar hopes, but they are waning in light of trading for two fourth outfielders and pencilling them in to starting jobs.

I want to go back in time and make sure Neukom and Baer’s grandmothers never learn the phrase “rainy day fund.”

by thatgabe on Dec 20, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

LOL GRANT!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You'll be hearing from the Atlanta Braves' lawyers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
Grant
This would not make sense because of reasons.

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Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Edited the post.

When I wrote “don’t sue” I just thought it was a coincidence. Didn’t remember actually reading the post, which I do now.

Guys, you have to believe me.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I love that it was a week ago.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The high cholesterol has destroyed his beautiful mind.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I do a lot of internetting

The worst part about this is that GiantPain is going to be a total ass. I mean, more so.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah. I assume this happens relatively often.

Not just with you, but with people whose job it is to be in front of computers all day.

Probably more so to you. And I am willing to testify to that, Lefty.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The neck area behind his ear...

so creepy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What does GP have to do with this?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, Zeppo Hairston.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this image.

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by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s always catching accusing me of stealing his ideas.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Dec 20, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/rec'd

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea why this became popular.

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

well played, sir

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late!

My counsel has contacted your counsel and is demanding delicious Bulgarian feta cheese and a case of the finest locally distilled gin.

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by leftymalo on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I counter with ...

… an agreement to call it the McCovey Chronicles Four-Step Method By Way Of Somewhere Else

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you, a lawyer? Just send me the damn sheep’s cheese and gin.

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by leftymalo on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, your demands are reasonable and tasty.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

BULGARIAN FETA CHEESE!!!

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m Greek and love that stuff!

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ATTENTION: EVERYONE!!!

ZENPOP IS GREEK AND LOVES FETA CHEESE!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My Big Cheesy Greek ZenPop

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My personalized licence plate

idea is starting to crystallize.

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lars...

loose lips sink ships.

you would’ve made a lousy GI in WWII.

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Soulbrother16 on Dec 20, 2011 11:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If lightning HAS struck twice...

and it has (in the form of Lefty and Grant arriving at the same conclusion), I’m inclined to start creating my “Welcome Back Beltran” sign right now. I just need to order 6 lbs of glitter from Michael’s.

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hope like hell

But Sabes has told me that feelings like that are reserved for Manny Burriss

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe Beltran’s not in the best shape of his life right now?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Just out of random curiosity

..will you be changing your username now that Scott is no longer with us?

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by Lyle on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He changed it when Rich left.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re ignoring the possibility that the Giants value Melky Cabrera and Jeremy Affeldt more than Carlos Beltran, and think that the team will be better with them than him.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I feel like this is trying to twist the situation rather crudely.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can believe it.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t feel like much of a twist to me. Remember, the Giants value quantity over quality.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, I don't see much to support this assertion.

They are paying Huff $12 million this year, after all.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But don’t you think that’s why they don’t want to pay Beltran? They want to get his and Rowand’s contracts off the books before they start paying for free agents?

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times.

Without access to their books or their notes, I don’t know why they aren’t shelling out the extra coin for Beltran. Maybe they are really maxed out. Maybe they, like other teams, are worried about his health. Maybe they want to save money for the trade deadline to make self-corrections.

It’s also possible that they believe what GiantPain was suggesting, but it seems like a theory more born out of bitterness than objective analysis, if I may be frank. Picking up Affeldt’s option and trading Sanchez don’t strike me as moves that are meaningfully connected. Affeldt and Lopez I have an easier time believing, and while they might be misjudging their worth, it does strike me that the market for halfway decent LH relievers is pretty thin this year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

it seems like a theory more born out of bitterness than objective analysis, if I may be frank.

Really? You think that me saying the Giants decision to spend 10 million on Cabrera and Affeldt next season instead of putting that money towards Beltran implies that they value Cabrera and Affeldt more than Beltran is a statement made out of bitterness?

Beltran was always going to cost about 10 million next season. That’s been the projection, more or less, since the offseason started (perhaps as high as 15, but that’s wiggle).

1) They knew he was probably going to cost somewhere around 10 million.

2) They had 10 million.

3) They decided to put that money towards Affeldt and Cabrera

4) They appear unlikely to put any money towards Beltran

5) Therefore, I assert that they think they’ll be better off with Affeldt and Cabrera than Beltran.

Call me bitter.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You're missing a step or two, is the problem.

The Cabrera money was more or less already spent, unless they planned to non-tender Sanchez. As conceded before, Affeldt was totally a club choice, though they were going to have to pay a buyout either way, and pay a replacement at least the league minimum (Runzler), or someone on the trade market considerably more, given how thin the market is. So the combined savings between the two is more like $4 million. Even if you add in Lopez, Mota, and Fontenot, subtracting the league mininum for a replacement from all three, you’re still looking at a net savings of less than $9 million.

On top of that, there is seemingly low interest in Beltran at this point, and he still looks to cost around $12 million. So if his price is down to that much, it’s more likely that $15 million was a more realistic number to begin with.

So really, it’s just as likely that the money wasn’t there, and that ownership made it clear to Sabean early that they could not have Beltran for $15 million, end of story. So you can assert it. But we still don’t have anything even vaguely resembling certitude on what happened.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay. So if you non-tender Sanchez, take a minor leaguer, and don’t resign Mota, Fontenot, Lopez, and Affeldt, then you have just about enough money for Beltran, and half a bullpen.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Verdugo, Runzler, and Hembree would have been better than Mota, Lopez, and Affeldt.

Cheaper, too.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, well.

Evidently, the organization doesn’t share that opinion, and I can’t fault them.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

Explain why I’m bitter for thinking that, please.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

There seems to be a certain of projection of blame by a large faction of the commenters onto Affeldt and Lopez (Affeldt especially), even if it is truthfully directed at the organization, for not signing Beltran.

Even though we still have no fucking idea what did happen, might happen, or could have happened.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Affeldt and Lopez aren't that good.

It’s not their fault they’re signed to dumb contracts, but it’s their fault they’re fungible relievers.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree with the “aren’t that good” or “mediocre” definitions on Lopez/Affeldt. They were both top 10 guys. If the Giants have looked around at the majors/minors/scrapheap, and decide those are their guys, especially short term, why not move on.

A top 3 bullpen is a strength. Expensive, yes.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I would consider it a luxury, personally.

But the org seems adamant about shoring it up, as do most of the top teams in baseball.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the interest in Sean Marshall right now, another top ten Lefty with a defined salary.

I think its a big time weakness in the Yanks/Sox – their pens are terrible. The Yanks went to battle with one lefty in their entire pen, and they paid for it.

I think the 130MM is terrible, but I’m not taking it out on Lopez/Affeldt.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants didn’t get their good bullpen by spending lots of money on relievers.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t blockquote me with any of this please.

The Giants got their pen by FA, trade and the farm. They have evaluated their pen, the FA market (which is weakness defined), their minor leagues and possible trades, and if they choose to pay Lopez 2/10MM and pick up an option as the easiest way to do business, I’ll trust them on that.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

You didn’t tell me why having these opinions makes me bitter. You didn’t express an opinion about “a large faction of commenters”.

You specifically said that my theory “seems more born of bitterness than objective analysis”.

Explain yourself.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you sound bitter?

Passive aggressive digs get thrown around pretty commonly these days. “That’s two Affeldts,” just as an example. People seem to have dug in their heels about what’s wrong with the front office, despite it remaining a black box to pretty much all of us.

So yeah, I think there are a lot of people who are more interested in their own particular recipe of “what’s wrong with the org” than what we can actually scrutinize with any certainty.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I have had this discussion before

there is a sentiment that the Giant would be fine with Runzler and Hembree on the bullpen

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by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 7:44 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

J. Sanchez dumped for cash

Zito replaces Mota

Surkamp replaces Zito

Hembree replaces Affeldt

Runzler replaces Lopez

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Easier said than done. You now have three rookies (more or less) in important bullpen roles, Zito in a position he is ill-suited for, and a guy under contract for three years who has balky knees. They might all do well, but you assume a lot of risk in doing so.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito could do long relief work. Bochy had him pitch out of the bullpen at the end of last season. Mota was mostly cleaning up the mess Zito left behind anyways.

I anticipate Zito losing his starting job sometime next season.

Runzler is going to be 27. How long much longer is he going to stay in Fresno?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets replace that “Long relief work” with “learn a knuckleball” and “buy Fresno kids steaks” and be happy already!

Should Runzler stretch out one more time or just embrace being a kick ass LOOGY?

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Until he learns to throw strikes.

Or to throw to first base. At least one of the two.

As for Zito, in his extremely limited sample as a reliever at the end of last season, he didn’t exactly dazzle.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Good reminder. Runzler’s weird inability to throw to bases is just strange.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

what happens when Romo and Wilson go on the DL again?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 8:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

This could actually be a factor in not promoting our entire minor league corps of major-league-ish pitchers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Both? Wilson could be broken and that is the reason for bringing Affeldt back.

They’ll be careful with Romo if they fear for his health.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Being careful won’t prevent him from popping his knee again. It will just keep him from aggravating it when (if) it happens. In which case, you’ll want back-up anyway.

So, yes. Both are injury concerns.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheririll? Ugh. At least Affeldt has done some good stuff in the French Vanilla.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’ve watched Sherill in the last 2 years. Absolute disaster. Don’t care about his career FIP, taking Affelt and his beautiful 5MM with a quickness.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/insert Vlad quote here

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

winner

Also, Pill has more minor league at bats and has been around longer than Belt.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

dont forget

Rick Ankiel is still out there…he fits perfectly into the Giants 2012 offseason plans. In no way is he even league average, he is almost 33 and his numbers show him trending downward…i can see it now, “we really weren’t comfortable going two years on Beltran with his injury history and his age, so we went for the younger more versatile Ankiel….he is a great clubhouse guy and one hell of a leader.. plus he can pitch if we get in a jam”

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by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

/Ludwick'd

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What a bizarre and improbable career he’s had.

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by jcb9 on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

please make SF your new home Ankiel

it would just be so right

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by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

...and keep the pressure on Zito

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d like to see who’s a worse pitcher at this point. Not quite sure Zito wins this

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure the Cards checked this angle out...

…but is it against the rules to pitch from the outfield?

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still angry about game 2 of the NLDS.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If it hadn’t been for Travis Ishikawa, Rick Ankiel would be the most hated memory of all.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame TBS more than I blame Ankiel.

Oh, and Ramon Ramirez.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Gonzalez and John Grabow are still unsigned, maybe that will bring us up to 130 million.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

grabow signed a few days ago

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Dec 21, 2011 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently Grant isn't past the denial stage.

Or is this bargaining?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

I think he’s in the bargaining stage.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe during the Melky thread at the beginning of the offseason

I mentioned that I was worried that Melky would be the only move. I think they have shown this is the only move to improve the offense they were going to make.

Melky is the big bat.

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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

If nothing else, wouldn't Pagan and Melky appease Beltran's weird desire

for players that already existed on the team in forms he was less happy with?

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Lacks pop

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Like hell

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Our only hope.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The Giant’s should have taken whatever hit to the budget (which I give them the benefit of the doubt on for whatever reason) and signed somebody to show that they’re going for it. They could go for the jugular here- take the division, take the league, take the area. But just calling it a day with Melky shows no desire to go for the killer blow and that’s the frustrating thing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Interesting
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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

The MLB announced they’ll only let you post their videos a week after the event just happened.

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The MLB announced that Fans have no rights to anything regarding professional baseball unless you buy it from us.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And everything will cost 1 million dollars

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by 49er16 on Dec 20, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And Blackout Periods

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate MLB.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the infuriating thing. I WILL buy it from them!

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Royals

HAHAHAHAHA

And yeah, prior to the TV renegotiation, I can’t imagine the Angels were going to spend.

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

I think the Giants should have considered a possible one or two year spike in their budget

With the knowledge that Rowand and Zito’s salaries will eventually come off the books. Those contracts are not going to be there forever and if you have the possibility of improving your team now, you should do so rather than wait. We are talking about an ownership group worth a collective couple of billion dollars. I am sure they can weather an extra 5 to 10 million for a couple of years.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

10-12 million.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They did say they’ll raise next year or too although that could just be for whatever money they’re throwing at Timmy and Matt

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned it before, but raising payroll means nothing to me unless the product is on the field. If Rowand’s $13.5 mil is in the payroll, then we’re not seeing a $130 mil product. And then there’s the Zito thing. . .

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if you take out all the bad free agents, then the Cubs are just dandy!

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So assume that the budget takes the lost money into consideration and that we are already in a payroll spike situation

Is the Giants actual on field budget really something like 100 million? Is that going to be the limit when the dead money is off the books? Is that really something we should look forward to?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of my point. For the front office to say “SEE – we RAISED the payroll” when almost $30 million is really dead weight kinda pisses me off. Write off the Rowand money – he’s not on the team. Sign Beltran. There. Done.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

$42M wasted in total (Rowand, Zito, Huff), $30M on the field (Zito, Huff). For a team with no wiggle room and no creativity, they’re in bad shape. Like, Grant Brisbee-bad shape.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree

The team value increased 80 million from winning the WS, I have to think they would see the value of spending cash now to add to overall value.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But what are your thoughts on Brian?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC INSTAPOLL

The best news of the offseason was:

A. Yunieski Betancourt to the Royals

Let us know your opinion and please feel free to chime in with your thoughts.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

2006-Present

MLB leaders, Games Played:

5) Nick Markakis, 946

4) Miguel Cabrera, 946

3) Ichiro Suzuki, 953

2) Adrian Gonzalez, 958

1) ______________, 959

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

Prince Fielder

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We've done this one before.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Try this one instead:

Since 2007 in the minors:
2007: .301/.370/.539
2008: .349/.404/.545
2009: .321/.379/.507
2010: .321/.376/.510
2011: .332/.423/.529

2011 in the majors: .312/.369/.478

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, he was pretty bad last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and last year was the first where he slugged over .500

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i mean

bad in ’10
’11 was the first year he was over .500 SLG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Belt.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Dec 20, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

John Bowker

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

D:

WHY DID I DO THAT? I JUST MADE MYSELF SAD.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Euegenio Velez.

MUUUUHHHAHAHA

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The question wasn’t games not played

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Yuniesky Betancourt

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Castillo

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Carlos Beltran.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Second guess,

Brian Roberts.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Third guess,

Poo-holes.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Utley

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This was my second guess

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you thinking of Ian Kinsler?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

ME

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SCOUT6

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Reyes

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain has abandoned us.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll look it up

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And the winner is........

Matt Holliday at 253. 1 behind him is Robby Cano, and 1 behind him is Miguel Cabrera.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you do that with B-R?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

FanGraphs makes it a little easier.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, way easier.

And no subscriber blinders, either.

However, it still annoys me that tracking by a particular stat column defaults to ascending. It seems like it should be the other way around.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I know!

If anyone was wondering, Joey Gathright has the least amount of double for qualified players during that time span.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And if anyone was wondering who the hell Joey Gathright is, you’re not alone.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I had his rookie card or something, but I’ve always remembered him.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he can jump over a car

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 20, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yes one of my favorite youtube videos of all time

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 21, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like he played in Tampa Bay for some reason

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Dec 20, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty easy to work around the paywall on B-R, but I always feel bad about it. I’ll shell out the money for PI when I have money to spend.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So HOF baseball writer Bill Conlin resigned today after the Inquirer publised a story about him molesting young girls in the 70’s, including his neice.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Dec 20, 2011 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

ugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh indeed. I grew up reading his stuff- good sports columnists (at least to an 8 year old)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is the sports world becoming the new Catholic Church/boy scouts? Ugh.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now.

We are getting better.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Its almost as if it can happen anywhere.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Sadly, that’s never a line you’ll get the public to swallow. People need a scapegoat for this stuff, so I guess everyone will start cracking jokes about sports in the Northeast now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If nothing else maybe it will open up the pedo-joke genre a little bit.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

The opposing coach at my son’s football game last night was a woman who looked just like that.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair thee allegations are not from any sort of paw enforcemen.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Dec 20, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Now there’s an interesting sentence.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

God damn kindle fire

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Dec 20, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This right here is why I use a keyboard phone and not touchscreen keyboard. I cannot type on those bastards.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They might have tailed him.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There were able to hear things others couldn’t.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

paw enforcemen

Looks at keyboard…“paw enforcemen” ? Is this a new Marvel superhero ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

origin story involves a man being bitten by radioactive puppies

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Super power:

Being able to turn grass yellow with a single piss.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And don’t forget their main strength- super adorableness! Able to stop bad guys cold with just one or two licks to the face

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Villian: Capetian Hook Worm

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And “The Postman”

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/kicks them into space

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You learned nothing!

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that as soon as someone is accused of being a child molester one’s mind immediately makes that person ‘fit’ the assumed image of a child molester. “Just look at the guy! It’s obvious!” If it was obvious, wouldn’t things have emerged earlier? In the 70’s, for example?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see the SNL skit where there was a press conference to announce that the team’s coach was not a child molester despite looking like one?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Stuff like this reminds me how out of touch I am with reality sometimes. Like that study I saw the headline for the other day, about how some ridiculous percentage of women are raped in their lifetime, I’m like “whoa — kids are molested waaaaaaaaaaay more than I would have ever guessed.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m reading The Last Boy…. Biography of Mickey Mantle. Apparently the Mick was molested as a child.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wow what the heck is going on?

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 21, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

People are monkeys.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And older monkeys touch younger monkeys?

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 21, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You had better believe it.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 22, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

More OT: Cable Providers

So I’ve been without cable for 10 days now at the new apartment. I’ve watched a few dvds, played some wii with junior & got a lot of reading in. It’s been nice really. But I’m finally going through withdrawals. So, who do I choose (my only two options): Time Warner or ATT?

Only must have MLB Network.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

I really really hate the blackouts.

I’m thankful that I’m likely moving away soon, because then I can finally watch the Giants without paying like a dipshit.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah,

I live in Arizona. Forgot this was an issue for local teams.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha yeah I always forget about the blackout.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst part is, I'd pay a lot more if I could just have the damn Giants games

I wouldn’t even mind if they ran local ads in the middle to help pay for their affiliates. It’s not like watching a show or a movie, those breaks STILL happen, whether I’m watching a blue screen with logos or not.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I’d pay a couple hundred bucks a season to watch the Giants on my computer or Roku. I’m NOT going to spend ~$1000/year on Comcast’s bullshit.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the same with the NFL ticket app/website. Wouldn’t the advertising dollars make up for the ‘lost’ ticket sales of locals watching the game?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet Media moving faster than Old Media

With a bunch of grumpy old people who have no idea how to cultivate a following in the 21st century.

I wrote a huge paper on this shit in my last year of college.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty cool at least that NBC streams SNF and they are apparently going to do the same with the NFL playoffs.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Superbowl.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's what I really don't get

Okay, I’m sure most of you know this, but for those that don’t, massive parts of your cable bill come out of the deals from which your provider has made with various networks. For example, you pay a hell of a lot more in your cable bill for ESPN than USA.

Keeping this in mind, could there not be a way for a local, within-blackout range, buyer to subsidize on top of the annual fee paid for MLB.tv, the percentage paid out typically in your monthly cable bill for coverage on ESPN, Comcast Sportsnet, and local channels?

For example, say you’re in a primarily Comcast zone, and considering Comcast’s stake in the TV rights for the Giants, let’s just say you pay the monthly rate divided by the actual percentage of Giants coverage in the 6-7 month period that is the baseball stadium. Now, MLB still takes their annual rate for their service, you’ve placated a local cable affiliate and ON TOP of that, commercials are still run during live broadcasts, so the numbers that subscribe to this service are added to the advertising rates that Comcast sells out. It’s still a captive audience, and the commercials would literally function the same as if they were run on television.

I know the Cable Networks feel threatened, but in the case of live sports, there is NO reason that their ad dollars can’t function the same as they do now, it’s literally the source from which it’s broadcast.

Too bad no one will listen.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s some exclusivity built into each of these contracts to make them hold their value.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you essentially pay the rates they'd receive for having subscribed to say, a cable package on a market by market basis

What is anyone losing?

Sure, MLB Network loses out a bit, so you fold MLB N and MLB.TV together

It’s just absurd in 2011 that people willing to pay are not allowed to consume the media in the means that they wish.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A la cart hurts monopolies and leverage.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

A la cart TV would be so awesome.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why it will never happen

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It's already happening

ON Demand, Hulu, Netlfix, Amazon, etc. It’s only a matter of time before we abandon channels all together and just go a la carte shows over the interweb.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It does happen it certain instances. The issue is which delivery model will win out. Apple and Amazon provide the best option for a la carte, but charge ridiculous prices. This makes the content suppliers happy.

Hulu + is pretty good, charges a reasonable monthly free, but the good content is primarily Network TV and you still have to watch commercials.

On Demand has very good content, but the best on demand items are mostly linked to current providers like DirecTV, Comcast, Charter et al.

Netflix is good for older premium content, the fees are reasonable, but they are fighting a tough battle with the content providers. They cannot be what they once were are hope to be because the content providers are getting beat up by the service providers. I mean really, Netflix offered STARZ a $30M dollar agreement after having paid them $3m each year previously. STARZ refused because Netflix would not set up a separate “channel and fee” for Netflix users.

I hope, like Brian Sabean hopes for good offense, that you are right.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I must be in the minority here. I don’t want watch all of my TV on my computer.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably are. My daughters both use their laptops for most of their TV. I have a big ass LCD TV and use my Roku box and DirecTV. I’m old, I need a big TV.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

me neither
then again we do have an hdmi cable that hooks up to the tv

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

TVs are computers at this point.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here. Cable in SF; Direct TV in GV. Netflix DVDs. No streaming on my iPhone (small data plan).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

To put it another way

If the market does not meet my needs, I will satisfy my needs elsewhere.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

To put it again

This is literally a scenario where Comcast was not getting a cent out of me (other than the dollars from the view that one television at a local bar was paying out).

They could, however, be receiving money from me, not only through my blackout restriction fee, but through advertising dollars, and HOLY COW, more accurate advertising data, which is INFINITELY easier to monitor over the internet than it is through over-air guesstimates.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But this is the not the way we've always done it...

because of reasons.

We’ll devalue our current business model which has been working for us for decades! DECADES I TELL YOU!

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And hello record industry

IF WE HOLD OUR BREATH AND PRETEND IT WILL GO AWAY, IT WILL GO AWAY.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But wait...

If we were smart, we would find a way to satisfy the nonconsumers. Those who don’t want to pay $134.99 a month just to watch 5 or 6 channels. We’d create a new business model that would target nonconsumers by delivering to them good enough service at a price they are willing to pay…We’d grow market share, and create a new and more sustainable business model to go along with out current one. As the old one inevitable dies the new one would be there to take it’s place and instead of suffering the same fate as the music industry, we’d still be in business 50 years from now.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like work

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

EXACTLY.

The important thing for the cable industry is to have a plan for when basic revenues drive full-speed off a cliff. Networks will suffer, and some programming will close down altogether, but the demand for content will be driven by the consumer’s dollar and corresponding and accurately monitored advertising revenue, and not what the provider estimates will occur.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But could the new market growth at a lower subscription cost offset the loss of the current higher paying consumers ? Would it reduce choice and resrict access because only those with significant cash/content dominate the new market ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But could the new market growth at a lower subscription cost offset the loss of the current higher paying consumers ?

This is short term profit kind of question. And this is exactly the type of question that kills most business model innovations that would otherwise sustain dying business models.

They should rather ask themselves, will this change help sustain my business further, beyond the forseeable future.

Assuming that your industry will continue to play by the current rules and demand is foolish at best.

Would it reduce choice and resrict access because only those with significant cash/content dominate the new market ?

I don’t see how offering a new service that is paired down at a lower cost would reduce consumer choice. Not sure if I am understanding this properly though.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They should rather ask themselves, will this change help sustain my business further, beyond the forseeable future.

I agree with this. That doesn’t seem to enter in to the thinking at this point. When you own the content, you can often make/buy the rules about who is allowed to enter the arena.

I don’t see how offering a new service that is paired down at a lower cost would reduce consumer choice. Not sure if I am understanding this properly though.

Not that I am entirely cynical, but if the model is changed buy those that currently control the market, it seems to me that the cost of entry might be structured to prevent competition.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Here down in the early to mid-20 somethings, based purely on observation

I can tell you, they’re not getting shit from these markets like they used to. Maybe I’m insane, but I’m pretty sure with things being the way that they are, I’d have to assume that new cable subscribers’ numbers are dropping rapidly. Now, I’m not privy to that data, and could easily be full of shit, but given the dramatic increase of rate increases, vs. the substantial loss of revenue from advertising dollars given DVR and other means of avoiding commercials, there has to be SOME correlation.

They’re trying to force paywalls and make Netflix bare the brunt of their losses and cause them to not only, A) pay more for content, but B) control the bandwidth of their users on such services.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But the cable companies are renting the DVRs to consumers. And you’re dismissing whole age brackets that weren’t raised in the Digital Age and a significant portion of the country that still believes Monster cables are the best cables because they cost a lot.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Certainly. I'm not saying to abandon anything altogether

But there need to be baby steps and concessions made, or they’re looking at long-term gloom.

Oh BTW, the DVR rental fees surely do not offset the loss in ad revenue across the board, there’s no way it could unless they charged A LOT.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, as I say below, they’re changing the way commercials are made so that there are at least images that stick in people’s mind. Also, I read a report that said something along the lines of people not actually fast forwarding commercials as often as we think. And, if we take into account that it’s likely most people who own DVRs do not watch all TV content on delay, then they are at least seeing live commercials in instances where they cannot forward through.

And all those On Demand choices are those baby steps. As has been embracing — or, at least — being open to the idea of — the DVR.

I am simultaneously with you and against you on this. It’s not growing as fast as the technology and if these companies got behind it 100% we’d have even better consumption models/platforms/channels. But that’s just not how money works. Don’t leave it on the table. Still, film/TV is not the music business. They are at least aware that they have to do something to stay with the times, unlike the music business. It’s just happening at a crawl.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was able to program a button on my cable remote

to jump in 30 second increments while using the DVR. It is the best thing ever.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a fucking genius, Lars.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe

yeah, we do that too.
google “30 second skip” hacks

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have that built in on my directv remote. Also, 15 minute jumps, which are surprisingly handy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Concur

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Except when you try to do a 15 minute skip and it skips all the way to the end.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

All technologies have their dangers…

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We have 5 minute jump buttons (forward and back) on our comcast remote alongside of the 30 second jump forward button. NHL intermissions are three 5 minute jumps and 4 30 second jumps. So useful.

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by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
a significant portion of the country that still believes Monster cables are the best cables because they cost a lot.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Kimber Kable is w-a-y better.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

SIGH. Sad but true.

The lady splices her own cable. It’s kind of hot.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

After the model was introduced by Tivo, and the cable companies fought like hell to keep them out of homes. They only changed the business model when they realized they could profit from it. Because it’s profitable.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This is becaus of DIVIDENDZ!

Public companies get hammered when they dont meet projections. They have to keep the current revenues moving and cant incur costs. This is why few companies ever succeed at creating new market disruptions internally. In fact Apple might be the only company to accomplish this and still maintain growth.

Usually a separate entity needs to be created. This is why Netflix old model mail delivery was rebranded Qwikster and the streaming service was separated. That wasn’t handled well and eventually investors killed them for it and they had no choice but to reverse course.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart companies will keep their ear to the ground for smart start-ups, and then roll out a competing product before they can brand and patent.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rather,

Smart companies should. They probably won’t.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn't happen much.

Google, facebook, Apple, that’s about it. They are too busy witht he current business model to be bothered by such things.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ergo should. It would be a change in the current MO, which is be about six steps and three lawsuits behind innovation, grumbling the whole way.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

like many other things in this country. We tend to do things because “that’s the way they’ve always been done” not because it does or does not make sense.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading about how Disney had to establish their own district with the ability to create local laws in Florida just so they could avoid all sorts of red tape that prohibits the innovation they wanted to do when creating Walt Disney World.

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by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The record companies never tried something like Hulu, or streaming their product on their own websites, like every broadcast network now does.

Of course, the big obstacle used to be that it was harder to download video than audio, but now we see that is no longer such a limitation.

So, the next thing they’ll do, since it’s all vertically integrated, is use the distribution arm to throttle bandwidth to prevent Netflix and other streaming services from competing directly with the cable channels in terms of ease of access/ubiquity.

If giving the consumers a choice is more profitable right now, then they’ll switch to a la carte. But because it isn’t this quarter or even in the next couple, they won’t. And, your’e right, they’ll be slow to change.

But video content providers and distribution channels are so much more intertwined than audio content providers and distribution that the 1:1 collapse you’re predicting just isn’t going to happen. Especially with Congress on their side.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The eventual stark losses would seem to necessitate some sort of back up plan

Rather than throw all the dice on vertical integration and hope like hell you get to regulate what everyone uses with their allocated bandwidth.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Once again

SOPA is that backup plan. It is easier to confine than conform.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

People give people too much credit for planning ahead.

Suck all the profits from the current model until there’s nothing left and then re-rig the system so that the model stays on life support a bit longer to reap some more.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ultimately, I think it'll fail.

Adapt or die, and all that.

They tried to kill VHS. They tried to kill MP3 players. They’re running out of bullets.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DVR, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody's trying to kill the DVR.

Nielsen now incorporates that in their sampling, ad companies have figured out that they need bright colors and static shots that will stick in viewers mind as they skip ahead, and networks have opened the floodgates on crawls, bugs and product placement during the shows.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Tried. Past tense.

See my above comment.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why piracy happens in the first place.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it's not.

If you need something, stealing it isn’t your first and only option.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cheap, it’s accessible, and most people don’t think much of the imposed disincentives.

It doesn’t need to be the only option to be an attractive one. Why do you think people always show up in GDTs asking for streams?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

cuz they just bought a new sunfish ?

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And it needs a golden shower!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Piracy happens because people would rather not pay than pay, not because they can’t get the content in the manner they’d like it (meaning the medium/availability).

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not necessarily that I wouldn’t pay a single cent (for example for baseball games) but it’s that I don’t want to pay $60 for the cable package, $10 for the reciever, $35 for installation, etc… just to watch 1% of the programming they are making me buy.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Piracy happens because people would rather not pay than pay

This statement is correct.
Free, or not free: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The charges and bundles of outrageous service providers,
Or to take arms against the sea of content

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno… the whole football thing for us is messed up. We bought Sunday Ticket for several years cuz the Mr [for some crazy reason] wanted to watch his Bengals.

Then a tree on a neighboring property grew and we lost our satellite window. Now if the game isn’t on he pirates it cuz he’s really got no choice.

We tried some other NFL thing where you can watch the game after it’s over, but with all the blackout shit, most of the time he couldn’t watch the game until Tuesday night.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Blanket statements like that are rarely true.

Music piracy went on the decline as iTunes became more popular. Why? Because it’s accessible and convenient.

Game piracy went on the decline as Steam became more popular.

I’m guessing Netflix and Hulu led to a decline in TV and movie piracy, as well.

People will pay for production quality if it is easily accessible. The overhead costs of cable and packages like MLB.tv are, simply put, unattractive to consumers. Microtransactions are quite possibly the future of consumer media. And until the industries catch up with that fact, people will continue to pirate liberally rather than pay the overhead.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

At a point, when the legal option is cheap and convenient enough, piracy becomes much less attractive.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

iTunes is exhibit A.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Music piracy went on the decline as iTunes became more popular. Why? Because it’s accessible and convenient.

But Apple had to force the issue. The RIAA was never in favor of direct single sales to consumers because they wanted to sell the complete album/disc as opposed to single songs. Apple was smart enough, had the clout and the technology to force the issue. Apple also created their own DRM to satisfy the content creators.

They also found the correct price to value ratio. This is where the Video content owners are dropping the ball. I like Dexter, but I’m not going to pay $2.99 per episode.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The media conglomerates are going to continue to fight every step of the way: they want to have media distributed on their terms, and they don’t want to have to invent a new distribution platform. Ultimately, it is companies like Apple, Netflix, Pandora, and others that have and will continue to force the issue, as will the open source and Creative Commons movements as they continue to spread. The internet has completely changed the way we handle services and distributions (Salesforce, for example), and without a severe rollback in internet security and freedom (net neutrality issues, SOPA, Protect IP act, etc.), it’s going to continue to march the transformation forward.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's fine, but the same company that owns

NBC also owns internet pipelines (the actual cables) that allow for those other companies to flourish. Apple & Co. will need to come up with their own distribution at some point if they and the conglomerates can’t find a common ground.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Apple has the hammer.

If they dropped pricing to 99 cents per episode, game would be over. They have 120 million customers already paying that for music. Why wouldn’t they pay that for video? They have the money to take the loss for YEARS!

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The content providers will just pull their content if that happens.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

See Netflix vs STARZ

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Then piracy will spike again

And the providers will sit there making no money.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That would never happen…..that’s not the way we do business here in ’murica.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet again

It’s called SOPA. They are voting on it tomorrow.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Need a rope ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It was more a reply to E6D.

My point is, it’s happening RIGHT NOW.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

1. What I am saying is Apple could pay them their rate and take a loss on content for years as they build up user base and create consumer habit.

2. Content providers, if they pulled the content would be saying goodbye to the biggest pipeline to digital devices, biggest by a huge margin. 25 million iPads out there as of June. There will probably be 40 million by January. 120 million credit cards in iTunes.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You would make a terrible board member. You’re advocating taking a loss. Apple doesn’t innovate, it improves upon. The goal is to make money. I get what you’re saying, but, really, companies exist solely for the profit of its board members. That’s it. “Creating the future” or innovating, or whatever, is all bullshit. There are companies where innovation/advancement is the product, but all this cable stuff is really just a discussion about content distribution.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Every6thDay is mostly right on this

There is no innovation to be had at this particular juncture. It’s just a matter of having the will or market temperance to make it so.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to be a terrible board member.

I don’t know that they would take a bottom line loss… They are doing just fine despit investing BILLIONS upon billions in cloud infastructure. Also there are people a lot smarter than you or I who disagree with this…

Apple doesn’t innovate, it improves upon. The goal is to make money.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The current pipelines are outdated anyway.

And there’s already a plan that’s been developed to improve internet speed and bandwidth nationally.

Who’s fighting it? Oh, right. The media conglomerates.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

The cost of upgrades will eat into the Rainy Day Fund.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

stealing it isn’t your first and only option

No, but if the first option sucks…

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by troymccluresf on Dec 20, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s one article discussing the matter:

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2010/01/25/100125ta_talk_surowiecki

The appeal of bundling is partly that it reduces transaction costs: instead of having to figure out how much each part of a package is worth to you, you can make a blanket judgment. Bundling eliminates the problem of fretting about small expenditures, which may be one reason that flat-rate pricing is very common in the vacation industry (cruise ships, all-inclusive travel packages, and so on). It also offers what economists call option value: you may never watch those sixty other channels, but the fact that you could if you wanted to is worth something. Many consumers also perceive bundles as bargains; getting a bunch of things for one price feels like a deal, even when it’s not.

Read more http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2010/01/25/100125ta_talk_surowiecki#ixzz1h7R17Sq5

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The real reason IMO is so they can sell more ad space.

This is a device of the provider/service. Most people would choose to view exactly what they want when they want. In fact I would guess that most customers would pay a premium to get only what they want. The option value of channels doesn’t match the satisfaction of getting exactly what I want.

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by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Counterargument:

Wal-Mart, Target, McDonalds, SUVs… the majority of Americans go big and go quantity all the goddamn time.

Our preferences (meaning, all of us presently involved in this discussion) of media consumption are definitely in the minority. As the older population gets replaced with our contemporaries, everything we’re talking about will become even more relevant. But, for now, the conglomerates don’t have to change, even if they need to change. And their enablers and protectors in Congress will guarantee this status quo for at least another decade.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Our preferences (meaning, all of us presently involved in this discussion) of media consumption are definitely in the minority.

This is very true. I’m 52, but I find that my views on this particular issue place me in the minority. Most of the people in my age demographic want to turn on the TV and be done. I would rather have more individual options and higher quality content. As long as the price/value equation remains reasonable, I’m in. When you want me to pay the same or more for options that require less investment and result in a higher return for the provider, that is where I jump off the wagon.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where the utility of something like MLB.TV is a boon

You have access to every game, and can manage how you wish to view said game at your desire.

I do not care for the other 3 major sports, so every other package fails me, miserably.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Key correction:

Almost every game.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, this I do not disagree with

But to me it seems like arguing with two year olds who didn’t get their sundae that they wanted.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So they'll continue to play by the rules of the 20th century

and die. It might take a decade or two but unless they change, they will die.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, and until that way stops being profitable, the companies will not be motivated to change. Screaming at the wind is all this is, though I admire the fire behind it and I’m always up for something new if it’s better than the status quo.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They will die.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 20, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But going all the way back to MLB.TV

There’s no reason they can’t sell that ad space. The games are now developed with advertising breaks in mind. SIGH.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a true statement, but you can’t sell Panda Hats and Garlic Fries to people at home.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They could if they got a little more creative.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I would order up some garlic fires if there was a button that delivered me some food.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I would order up some garlic fires if there was a button that delivered me some food.

This is the idea I have been looking for…starts writing patent application

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if this delivery mechanism was available when watching porn as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend working for a start-up who would like to prove you wrong.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I too have a couple of friends who are working at a start-up

Doing similar things. Some of the stuff I’ve seen may not work, but it’s damn impressive.

I.E. clicking on a pair of jeans someone is wearing during a broadcast and having them purchasable via Google Shopping. And this is just the early stage stuff.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There a period when you could do that with select Ads on DirecTV. It’s a little clunky at this point as most people ( and their media equipment ) were not fully integrated in the concept.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems to work decently on YouTube, though I don’t know how that works with payment.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pay Pal or CC information stored in your account.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

You mean the channel’s account for YouTube partners?

I meant I’m not sure what how ad pricing differs for skippable vs. not-skippable ads.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes ? You were talking about ad revenue I ? My mistake… I was in a totally different place.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was professing ignorance about how ad revenue is determined and charged, much less how it works with ads you can skip. Are they cheaper? Are ads under a certain length unskippable. It’s a black box to me as an outsider to that aspect of YouTube.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would assume based on my general dealings with our media placement folks, that the type (video,audio, static) , placement (prominence, size) and ability to bypass or not would totally determine the cost.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What I’m mostly curious about is whether they get more money if they viewer doesn’t skip, or if they just number crunch ahead of time to determine how many times a viewer watches the ad all the way through on average and sets the price point based on that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not an expert

but I would assume the ad would cost more if you can’t skip it. For example: you navigate to a site and the first thing you see is an ad you cannot skip or bypass. Think MLB Video. When you want to see the highlights you generally have to sit through at least one 15 second ad. Seems that would be worth more to the advertiser than an ad you could bypass.

Audience demographics also determine ad pricing. If everyone on McC is watching Community, and they fit in the target demographic for the advertiser, the ad would cost more to run during community than say Golden Girls.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I get all that, I’m just unsure of whether pricing for skippable ads is predetermined or dynamic based on data.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I would assume that as most ad pricing, it is based on location, demographic geography, and visibility. For us, the pricing is essentially in “buckets” by type. And it almost always somewhat negotiable based on market dynamics.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, isn’t it called “inventory”?

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Our agency uses “inventory” to describe the amount of available media format and where. If the inventory is low, cost is up.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd assume it's clickthrough data

Which Google obviously reaps the largest benefit of.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Pretty much this.

Once again, the easier you make it (and the less the consumer has to think about it), the more consumers will pay for it.

Not that people are pirating jeans. Except for Herman, of course.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and to clarify

I mean consumer will be more willing to pay, not that they will be willing to pay more.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, see. Most people think it’s easier just to pay for a buttload of channels than to sit down and pick out the ones they actually think they’ll watch. For most people, TV is background noise and making it anything more than that takes all the fun out of it.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That will change in time.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea of a smorgasbord of entertainment is a powerful one.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome. I mean, I didn’t come up with the idea, obviously, but when YouTube came out I wanted to be able to click on the image and pull up different things related to what I was seeing. At first, I thought (“well, if they do this, it’ll only be because they want people to buy shit”), but I was thinking more like (“what else has this actress been in?”) and I could click on her face and get her imdb or something.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, Comcast or CSN or NBC Sports or whoever the hell owns the Giants TV contract is entitled to ad revenue generated from Giants’ games. That’s the whole reason why they pay such huge deals. The exclusivity. They make their money on the ad sales.

It’s a conflict of the regional-national variety, and that’s something that will always be a problem no matter how “with the times” people are.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting thing about this

Is that the company that owns the Giants TV contract owns part of the Giants as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A-yup.

And just complicated enough to fly over the vast majority of American heads.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, what do you do?

It seems we’re coming from similar places. At least in terms of information, yours more pragmatic, mine more idealist.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL. I'm nothing and nobody.

I’m a secretary. This comm law stuff was the only part of my Communication degree that was interesting.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

We intersect at Comm Law, which was part of my broadcast communications degree.

Don’t say you’re a nobody. I’m a low level video editor for a print company’s digital side, we’re all just doing our thing til that better thing comes along, regardless of what that thing is.

Which of course is John Carpenter’s interpretation of The Thing.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And if MLB.TV was still allowed to run local ads

A La the radio, that’s an easily reportable revenue source, and you can literally monitor how many people have seen that ad.

They already monitor your zip code.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But I'm not paying Comcast to watch the Giants on MLB.tv,

I’m paying MLB for the opportunity. They’re not going to kick a percentage of that money back to Comcast. And when I watch the Giants on Comcast (though I don’t because I’m in LA), then I’m actually paying Comcast money for the rights to view their content.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that's the rub.

Obviously you could get around this with some of the band-aids I’ve just tossed out there as possibilities somewhere in this comment chain, but it’s a matter of everyone sitting down and discussing things like adults. Won’t happen.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the First Rule of Acquisition!

“Once you have their money, never give it back.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There's just an easy opportunity for everyone to make money here

In everyone else’s ad revenue streams.

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by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL..same boat..sort of

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, soooo

If there’s any way for MLB.TV to make the money that it makes, charge a reasonable blackout waiver, and allow ad revenue originally waived by omitting adverts, but running them locally, and selling the data collected from a captive audience… I’d gladly pay for their service.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ! You're back !

I just finished with the work, but am still at the office. So…I think many people would gladly pay for the service.

As an example, my daughter, who is huge Sharks fan, does not have a cable TV package. She signs up for the NHL streaming package through Roku. The season pass costs about $160 bucks, about the same as MLB. She’s all excited, turns on the TV and…no Sharks. She makes a phone call and they tell her " You’re in the blackout zone for the Sharks". She says "I"M IN FREAKING RENO NEVADA !! HOW CAN I BE IN THE BLACKOUT ZONE ! Turns out that DirecTV and Charter both provide CSN-BA so she has to go to them or not watch Sharks games.

Instead of taking her money, they had to abide by the current broadcast rules due to the contracts.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This is bad…but should be green for truth.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Do both offer Extra Innings?

HD DVR?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

uverse does not offer extra innings.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a quick decision. Thanks.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be my deal breaker

I need all of the baseball games.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Comcast only offers Extra Innings in standard def

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or just taken an old PC and convert it to a media server ? Anything with a Dual or Quad core running XP at a minimum. I do have Win 7 running on a Pentium M Dual Core with 2GB of memory. Pretty good for streaming to a TV.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Extra Innings part of the MLB package? I’ve never heard of it.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the baseball package for TV

by Countificus on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It is so dumb that they are separate.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Time Warner and I’m aching to switch to U-verse, if only for the DVR stuff (4 shows or something ridiculous like that at one time). But, otherwise, I think Time Warner has the fastest internet around and, when bundled with cable, is probably cheaper overall.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, need Cartoon Network.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like Adult Swim has been pretty meh lately.

And most of their stuff goes up online after premiering for free, anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They're better than they were for a couple of years

But yeah, other than Children’s Hospital and The Venture Brothers, you rarely find me giving a shit.

Metalocalypse is nice in doses, too.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Never could get into Children's Hospital.

Love the Venture Brothers, but I was pretty underwhelmed with the most recent season. I have seasons 1-3 on DVD; dunno if I’ll be picking up Season 4.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like the comedy started leaking out in season three, and that fact was more apparent in season 4. Season to and early season three was the peak for me.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer set-piece humor as oppose to jokes in general

So maybe that’s why I prefer it, still Season 2 will always likely be the best season.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I enjoy the situational humor; that’s really what the show is all about, minus the occasional gem (see: the Jupiter suite sequence with 21 and 24).

I just felt like the humor was more sparse in general in Season 3 and especially Season 4.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Currently the only must watch for me is The Daily Show.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Junior turns the channel when he sees the Adult Swim warning. It’s “inappropriate”.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve got him well-trained.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish it ended there. Kid gives me a lecture if I crack open a beer. Or a glass of wine with dinner.

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My bosses have a similar problem, even though the girls are like 11 and 13. Not that they should have personal experience with how alcohol affects your body.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s only 10 but he took what they taught him at school to heart. Which is good. It’s just the look he gives me…

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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Take video of him now, so that when he goes all cuckoo at 17 you can embarrass him.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Just make sure he knows that it is because of him that you have to drink.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network is just 1 channel

Do you mean Extra innings OR Mlb.tv?

I use Roku+ MLB.TV since I am out of market. Roku is $50 one time, does other stuff like HBO GO.

Extra innings when I had it 2 years ago, had 1 channel in HD, they would rotate games in and out of it. The advantage is you can use Picture in Picture with a good box (mine comes with it) to flip to other channels at commerical. Flipping Video settings for Roku v Cable Box is tedious by comparison.

I would go with what is cheaper. I think ATT has 250 GB data caps for TV + Internet, so I would be cautious if you have large network requirements. Everyone I know who had ATT Uverse loves it.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 20, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted to say I have absolutely enjoyed this conversation.

It’s an interesting time we live in, and obviously I can only come from the perspective of being entry level in the industry in some fashion, and watching the panic I see daily.

It’ll all work out in the end. I’m sure MLB, Comcast and the Giants would like some more of my money eventually.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran v Melky

Grant, can I bet you that Melky’s next two years will be better than Beltran’s? More hits, total bases, runs, rbis, whatever?

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

wow huh

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's make some bets.

I haven’t lost a bet in 2011, so I’d really like to do this.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

RBIS!!

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by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that is a sucker bet

Anyone on the Giants is going to fail in the rib eye department.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant's gonna buy a shit-ton of fish with that money.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Now this is funny

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious what your basis for that bet is.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran has had 8 seasons that are better than Cabrera’s best.

Also, Cabrera’s nickname is Leche. Because they also call him Melk Man. Get it?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t just stand there, make a bet with the man.

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

UNCLE MELKY!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

RBIs even? Considering Melky’s going to be in SF for at least one of those years, and Beltran wants to go to a contender (StLouis?).

I wish I didn’t have rules about betting on things as important as baseball.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if you're looking for 100/1 (which you should be).

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by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s playing the angle that Beltran will get hurt.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the Yotsuba& one!

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh.
rafaelrojasc #Rockies agree with Casey Blake, physical pending

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

We’re doomed.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a lock to do something incredibly irritating to the Giants.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I really dislike Casey Blake’s face.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it. And I’ve always wanted him to be a Giant. I don’t know why.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ew

No more vodka for you.

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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

The NL West is a terrible place.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect

He will fit right in.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OUR DIVISION IS AWFUL

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 1m
Rockies To Sign Casey Blake bit.ly/t1lDH5 #mlb

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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

Man, it just keeps getting better and better.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is wrong with our division?

I’m not complaining, just genuinely curious

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They all believe the 2012 Mayan rumors of impending doom.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s really our last year on Earth, I sure as hell don’t want to spend it near Casey Blake.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Melky v Beltran

You may be right about RBI’s— and I didn’t factor in Beltran playing for a stronger offense. But my belief is that Melky will hit just as well, for a lot less money.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions  

Why do you believe this?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

As a former New Yorker, I’ve seen a lot of Melky, and a pretty decent young player is going to do better over two years than a brittle one in his mid thirties.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You presuppose that Melky is pretty decent.

Until last year, he wasn’t even league average.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The stats can be checked—I’d bet he was about league average as a Yankee. I know he was awful in Atlanta. But he used to get clutch hits in New York —and my sense is he’s on an uptrend, moving towards his best years.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He was not league average as a Yankee.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

rWAR is a bit more generous to him than fWAR.

And rWAR says he barely swung league average in 2007, but more than half that value was from playing a corner outfield spot. That was his only year prior to 2011. where he was passable. And 2011 was the only year where he was average by wRC+.

There. Checked.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But he used to get clutch hits in New York

OH! You mean like Jeter!

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by bigboneded on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not like Jeter, but more than any Giant last year

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Yanks had Melky clutchness they woulda beat the Tigers last year for sure!

Fuck that Brett Gardner guy

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha. point taken. Thing is Gardner and Melky were always about the same, and Gardner was a useful player on team which won 97 games with their offense.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Gardner has been nearly twice is valuable in roughly half the time.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Gardner and Melky are not the same

Gardner is in fact WAY WAY WAY WAY better.

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to troll

but if we go by fWAR, he’s better than Swisher, and possibly Teixeira.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. For the longest time Torre couldn’t decide which one was better. (I think Torre, maybe Girardi by then.) Then they traded for Granderson. Melky is actually much the better hitter, though w/o the infield hits.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no

Melky’s never had an OBP better than Gardner

Melky’s only had a better wRC+ than Gardner once

Gardner is the best defensive LF in baseball while melky is a meh corner OF and an awful defensive CF.

Torres not being able to tell who is better is not really any kind of justification for anything.

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Go easy on Torres; he's distracted.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss him so

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Gardner is definitely better than Melky.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No one is clutch like Jeter. It’s science.

by Daver321 on Dec 20, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They can't even claim rib eyes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

For some reason I picture the white solid mass you can see under the hat as a bleached human skull.

by Daver321 on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lol me too!

That’s so funny!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

As a former reader of books

I assure you this unwritten idea is way better than this published item.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Solidarity is correct in that Melky has been sort of bad outside of last season. If you are just thinking Beltran is going to be hurt most of the next two years I could at least understand where you are coming from. Though i’m not too worried about that.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty decent?

Melky’s best season of his career fWAR wise was last year. Carlos Beltran was better than Melky last year. 4.7 vs. 4.2

Melky’s best season last year, again, 4.2 WAR, would be Carlos Beltran’s 10th best season.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Man,

I have, like, three Yankee fan friends. All of them have called me just to tell me how much I’m going to hate Melky Cabrera.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 20, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The anti-Rowand.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I know some diehard Yankees fans

And I don’t bring up the Giants’ offseason with them because it always ends with them laughing because of Cabrera.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Savvy……….Sabean.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he will make a lot less money.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You say you're from DC

Did you recently move here? Say, from, say, maybe, say, Marin?

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

doesn’t appear to be the case though, he created this account in nov of last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I had that same thought.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bahaha.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

For those that have not re-freshed. Help cover our overlord's ass:
Edit: It should be noted that the McCovey Chronicles Four-Step Method was originally developed by Lefty over a week ago. The idea wormed into my brain, “My Sweet Love”-style, and I apparently absconded with the idea and didn’t give credit. So, please, visit Lefty’s fine blog and encourage him not to sue me. Also, please don’t tell him that I’ve done this before on six separate occasions because then he’ll look for those posts too.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

Rec’d for the famous IP case reference.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ok time to finally catch up on community and P&R

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

P&R better not be another re-run this week. Sonsabitches...

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It is. Doesn’t come back until January.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate everything.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

With a new episode of 30 Rock too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it isn’t cancelled! Yet!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it's coming back in January!

P&R gets awful ratings, but everything on NBC does, so it’s safe for now.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The Office is going to go soon, 30 Rock will suck as soon as Alec Baldwin’s gone, and almost everything new is a train wreck. I’m not too worried.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Alec Baldwin is pretty dang good. Too bad about everyone else on that show.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The show is certainly an efficient joke delivery system, if nothing else.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

30 Rock already kinda sucks

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I quit watching it about mid last year.

by Daver321 on Dec 20, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Parks and Rec has been exactly as good as always. Last episode of Community was basically the best thing ever.

Cash rules everything around me
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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If it's truely the last episode ever, it least it went out on top

I’d pay anything to see one more episode mocking NBC though a la Futurama when it came back on Comedy Central and was ruthless toward FOX execs.

by Daver321 on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re still shooting more episodes, but when they’ll air is undetermined.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re prepping them for Regionals

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They will air the remaining episodes of Community at some point this season. If the show is on any other night than Thursday, though, the ratings will be even worse.

by Every6thDay on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Son of a…. I didn’t have TV!

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s always the Internet.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How can we be downing Huff right now?

It’s the guys birthday. If you have the Giants on your facebook go look at the picture they used of him for it, worth a laugh.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Remeber when?

About a month ago a lot of us were afraid that Sabes was going to sign Coco Crisp and be done with it. As disappointing as this offseason has been so frar at least it hasn’t been as bad as we imagined at one time. If the Cards truly are thinking of signing Crisp instead of Beltran then who is left as a viable option for Carlos?

Toronto? Miami? Yankees? Tigers? I can’t see Carlos wanting to play in obscurity in Toronto (not to mention they have no shot at competing for the playoffs) or the wasteland that is Detroit. I also think that the Yankess are going to continue to target pitching. So, which team is a better fit for Beltran than us?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

I sure hope the Giants are one of the "mystery teams"

With that being said, who the fuck thought of this whole “mystery team” thing? It’s become entirely too ubiquitous.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is that after Cliff Lee, we have to take the existence of a mystery team seriously.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That won’t matter, because the Giants don’t want Beltran.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He drank the last beer and ate all the pizza because he’s a selfish mother fucker and THANK GOD HE’S GONE.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Detroit would make a lot of sense if they hadn’t already signed Victor Martinez for four years to be their DH. Still, they have a strong need in the outfield and are contending.

Philadelphia still has a need in left field and are expected to compete in the postseason again.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just drove to clear lake to get a free van that barely runs and doesnt have any seats

also clear lake smells bad

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think lakes come with that option.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

walrusman? is that you?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

dang it. I’d take a free barely running van if I had the space for it.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s way easier than going door to door to legally inform your neighbors about that whole child molestation conviction.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I could turn it into a good working(?) utility/tow vehicle!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I could turn it into a good working(?) utility/tow vehicle! Studio Rental Property.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re hispanic, have an awesome mustache, and want to take up gardening, your choices are rapevan and teenage sleuth team transport.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’ll be transporting some teens in the back sooooooo….

Ew. That wasn’t okay.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ruh-ro raggy..
teenage sleuth team transport.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn't Clear Lake that smelled bad

it was the rancid Scooby snack crumbs.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 20, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

clear lake is pretty seedy looking

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a city of 15,000 with mostly unpaved roads can’t help.
And the stabbings, lots of stabbings.

The McCovey what-cles of Narnia

by SBraden on Dec 20, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Pro tip: make sure you remove the VIN first

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re just 3 friends & a dog away from solving supernatural mysteries.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like Bochy always says

“Those blasted kids!”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

would have gotten away it if it weren’t for them

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lol If the vans a-rockin, don’t come a-knockin.

by City Girl on Dec 20, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You suck, America
Rebecca Black tops all other YouTube videos in ’11

Rebecca Black’s infamous “Friday” video has topped all other YouTube videos of 2011 with 180 million views.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

This is a big win in my eyes.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve still never seen it. It’s my proudest accomplishment in my life so far.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

but you have to see it. It’s like a horrible accident where nobody gets hurt and is somewhat catchy. It’s “the Room” of music videos

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I see it as an educational video that covers the order of four of the seven days of the week.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and ponders the great existential crisis of whether to sit in the front seat or sit in the back seat

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This is nothing.

I can’t wait to find out who the next president will be.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but it was also the second most "disliked" video on YouTube.

Behind Justin Beiber’s “Baby,” of course.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s cool to dislike them.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Listened to the Urban/Sabean chat on 95.7 The Game last night

Sabean answered all the big questions.

-With regards to Beltran, he gave the classic 2004 Vlad response.

-With regards to the overall budget, he said they are conserving cash so they can re-sign Timmy and Matt. The typical Larry Baer answer.

-He also seemed to indicate that Joe Panik is the future 2nd baseman. He really talked him up and said he was “surprised” by his AFL play.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

A couple of other things I remember Sabean saying:

- He’s relying on Huff to have bounce back year because the fate of the offense depends on it.

- He anticipates money being made available at the trade deadline, as ownership has never turned him down before.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to hate that— they don’t sign anybody in the offseason because they think they won’t need to then realize that they need somebody and trade half the farm system to gamble for a Beltran, pick up a Freddy, or a Ryan Garko. Maybe if they signed Beltran, they wouldn’t have to trade Panic to get somebody later on?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 20, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Having Beltran might add about 65.3 wins before the All-Star break. (don’t check my math. I’m bad at math)

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Dec 20, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SABEAN!
- He’s relying on Huff to have bounce back year because the fate of the offense depends on it.

- He anticipates money being made available at the trade deadline, as ownership has never turned him down before

1. Hope like Hell!

2. You’ve never asked this iteration of the ownership group for money.

3. Why not spend that money now on Beltran and get a full season of him?

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 21, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 4m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Blue Jays Bid $50MM For Darvish bit.ly/tDMeKB #mlb

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

They got lucky.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jays owner is apparently the wealthiest.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that's only like 40 bucks, American.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd

Id rather have 4 years of Buerhle that 51 million of “rights” to Darvish

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Egads...

No wonder I’m so sleepy, I haven’t had any caffeine today!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Is GiantPain here?

I need to write about why I want to go to George Washington.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

That’s true, he doesn’t have to bother with Lefty Malo at all…. Just go to Grant and ask for a copy of the stolen material.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

My cousin Charlotte went there

Arabic major, was an intern at the Iraqi embassy

Smart cookie.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Near the best fans in baseball.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No

That’s Washington University

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Dec 20, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad. I stand errected.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 20, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

six foot twenty fuckin killin for fun

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 20, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why go to GW

Nats games, easy to buy a cheap seat and move up in the fifth inning.

by Scott from DC on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Something about tradition, educational opportunities

favorable location, distinguished faculty, blah blah

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Dec 20, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Because your parents hate having money.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently they do.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here now

Do the greatest hits, want to go to school in the city, love Washington DC, really interested in politics/international affairs/whatever.

If you want to be avant guard you could talk up how much you want to do “research” that you think you can do “only at GW”. They’ve been on a “research” kick for a year or two so they’d love that. And “Only at GW” is their favorite phrase.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, cool. Anything else special?

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If you've had a chance to visit campus or something, mention that

Say you’ve had inspiring conversations with satisfied alumni. You who loves charts and data, right? They’ll like that, mention about how you want to develop that from a passion into a profession or something.

They like people who think that GW is the only place they could possibly be. Convince them of that.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

cool cool cool

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck!

We need more people at the next DC MCC meetup. Roger’s getting bored of my complaining, and we’re all sick of rebooting xanthan.

by GiantPain on Dec 20, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So we have the most informative member and two computers? Awesome.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, did you go know (random fact no one knows)?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh….”

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds fun!

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Dec 21, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Preferably with Monta Ellis posing next to it.

Also nude.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

in chart or graph form.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, good luck

My cousin LOVED it there, and she’s done pretty well for herself since.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

…and be sure to close with “want to argue with GiantPain in (El) person.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Just like Posey!
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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

Shift-A

Finished with court

Did I miss anything good?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 3:46 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Have we talked about

Yuni signing with the Royals for $2 million?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, and that's the greatest thing ever.

Save us from ourselves!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't search on mobile

but St Louis looking in Coco Crisp’s way now.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 3:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

HEY GAIZ DON'T FORGET TO GO TO THE FANPOSTS AND VOTE FOR THE MCCOVEN AWARDS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

I need to do the image, fan post and video ones still.

/slacking

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 20, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought this was old news:

The Giants have signed right-hander Eric Hacker to a minor league deal, according to the player’s agency

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

from mlb traderumors

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess they are bringing him back. He was in the org in 2010 before going to the Twins org last year.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

When he last pitched in the Giants organization, he led the PCL in WINZ!

by jhawx on Dec 20, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't believe I'm the first to make the joke

Can’t have too many hackers!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, you're not the first

As he was already in our system once before.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I know

I was specifically talking about the first of the replys

Can’t believe it got all the way to the 3rd reply

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i went to high school with a guy who had a similar name.

your welcome internet

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

Yo, peoples of McCoven. I have been away for a few days, what did I miss?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

A whole lot of nothing.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

dont ask questions you already know the answer to

you missed nothing….grant has high blood pressure…but besides that nothing.

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Dec 20, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

go to the fanposts
vote

general freaking out

lol candlestck

and ouch marty havlat

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Marty!

Is he out? I heard he got a boo boo, but not if he’s gonna miss games.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s out til at least after christmas.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

To quote Doug Wilson

He’s going to be out for “an extended period of time.”

It’s the flukiest injury ever. Okay, maybe second flukiest after DeRosa’s wrist exploding while he was standing in the batter’s box. Video here.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that is embarrassing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He was just getting off the schnide, too.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Yunesky bomb has been avoided

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh not much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, yeah, I saw it.

My sig is yours to command. I do think Falkner acquitted herself well in the final, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no doubt.

I wanted to try pretty much every dish the both of them made.

I’ll think of a sig for you in a bit. I wasn’t expecting to actually have to think of one, lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Will you be watching his first Iron Chef Challenge on Sunday night ? Those Food Network folks are very good marketers.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously.

I want to see what his jacket is gonna look like.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely!

I need to go back and watch some of the Chopped episodes I missed. I didn’t watch it much this year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This season has had some great episodes

The one with the school chefs was pretty great and the one a week after with the yak was really good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This season has had some great episodes

There are not many that I do not like from any season. The school chef episode was awesome. I made my daughter watch it. Everybody needed kleenex.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I know they’re manipulative as hell, but I love all the tearjerker episodes. The one with the yak had it too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The “new” Chopped Season starts tonight.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It's kind of weird they even bother separating it into seasons

Since there’s practically a new episode almost every week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

True

maybe it’s going to have a different judge to replace Zakarian?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you should say that

http://twitter.com/gzchef/status/149307375000625152

I would have cried if he left tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I am honestly surprised he is not re-tweeting a response to you :-)

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel weird tweeting at celebrities/famous people most of the time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

How do these Food Network guys do so many tv shows at once?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess they can space out the filming for them, but it does seem crazy! But, like, Michael Symon does The Chew every day, Bobby Flay has his shows, etc, so I think Geoffrey can handle doing a few episodes of Chopped a season. Especially since it and ICA are both filmed where he lives.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Budget and scheduling ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

why is there a little diddily-doo on the sidebar offering to let me edit “newsletters”?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

Because this:

404 Sorry sports fan, we couldn’t find the page you’re looking for…

This page may have moved, or you may have mistyped the address, or even followed a bad link.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I got that, but wth is a newsletter on SBN?
and why can’t I subscrine to it?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

subscribe
don’t type with a cat in your lap

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I have a 17-pounder who insists on attention when I am at computer

I am the Giants' Traveling Secretary for all their trips to France ... not.

by I live in Paris and you don't on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

My young furry child and I have this problem all of time. We have agreed ( as much as a cat will agree to anything) that he will sit next to me in the chair, but must be able to place his head on the corner of the laptop keyboard.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

cf Pagan
2b Freddy
3b Panda
c Posey
1b Belt
lf Melky
rf Nate
ss BC

ummmmm. . . what did FO do this offseason?

I am the Giants' Traveling Secretary for all their trips to France ... not.

by I live in Paris and you don't on Dec 20, 2011 4:34 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

LOL Belt!

Huff is gonna start and we all know it.

by jhawx on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Laugh

Unless Pill takes over

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by I live in Paris and you don't on Dec 20, 2011 4:39 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

They hoped like hell

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

re fish for Grant

Just watched Iron Chef America. Secret ingredient: tilapia. yum

I am the Giants' Traveling Secretary for all their trips to France ... not.

by I live in Paris and you don't on Dec 20, 2011 4:37 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

the secret ingredient is the fish?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

I am the Giants' Traveling Secretary for all their trips to France ... not.

by I live in Paris and you don't on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

they have to cook 5 dishes with tilapia

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

somehow I missed the Iron Chef part of the comment and just read it as the secret ingredient to I live in Paris’s fish recipe is tilapia. I need to go home from work.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 20, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Talapia on the brain? I just left a talapia recipe for Grant. people diss it, but I like talapia, its got some good uses.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also the secret ingredient for the Salton Sea.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

CSNBayArea: Cody Ross lowers his demands

http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/giants-talk/post/Report-Cody-Ross-lowers-his-demands?blockID=616094&feedID=2796

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

That ship has sailed. But I would have been pretty okay with him still on the roster.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 20, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh,

There are a lot of moving parts in the Giants outfield. This offseason, San Francisco has added outfielders Melky Cabrera and Angel Pagan. They also have Nate Schierholtz and utility players Aubrey Huff and Brandon Belt in the outfield mix.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Aubrey can play SS.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

no, no, no

Posey to short, Nate to 3rd…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo catching.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 20, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

well.. he hit like one

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Dec 21, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Reagins
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 4m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Rangers, Napoli Discussing Long-Term Extension bit.ly/u3BdnU #mlb

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

damn it got dark fast

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

I paid 16 bucks.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a good shopper

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

WE DON’T HAVE A BONKERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have crisps ? How about Bangers ? Had a Yard lately ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Banger in the mouth?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth.

by Hyoton on Dec 20, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're bored

iPhone app
http://www.yardofale-game.com

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not that bored.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

All the challenge without the alcohol !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ll go color or something…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

While I could use the “Spiritual Well Being”, I think I’ll watch Chopped tonight instead.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This was a very British comment.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it as bad as when I say ‘ta’ and ‘cheers’ to people who serve me? They always look very confused

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Dec 20, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I say ‘cheers’ all the time. People think I’m pretentious.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretentious to be working class?

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Dec 20, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but it is dangerous these days.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

When you were raised in the Bay Area, using Britishisms can be interpreted that way…

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Just steer clear of the cockney rhyming slang

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Dec 20, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My godmother would disown me.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda looks like Eric Chavez to me but I have no idea.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 20, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

nope.

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Mattingly

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup!

Did you know already?

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Dec 20, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Donnie Baseball....saw it this morning

The creepy part is all of the kids hiding under his dress.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Have a rec

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LULZ
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 2m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
catching up: yuni betancourt got $2M on 1 yr deal with #royals. rare free agent #bargain.
Retweeted by Jeff Sullivan

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Paying Yuni $2 million to not be on the team is a free agent bargain.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW
Hollywood Reporter @THR 17m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Vin Diesel Confirms Seventh ‘Fast and Furious’ Movie j.mp/vTY8GL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

7 Fast 7 Furiousestestestest

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 20, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What's even more sad

is that people will go see it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Fast Five was a legitimately good action movie! The rest were a mish-mash of meh and blech.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But the fact that it took five movies before they got it right kinda proves my point.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That more people will see it now that it’s better?

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW I don’t actually think we need more Fast and Furious movies. I’m tired of Hollywood’s sequelitis as well.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that people saw the first four in large enough crowds to keep prompting sequels,

regardless of quality.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A sequel is basically guaranteed 70% of the previous movie’s receipts, so yeah, they’ll keep making them regardless of quality.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for Rocky 54

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the same as “Rocky Goes to Studio 54”?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant regardless of the quality of the predecessor.

God, this franchise sucks! Can’t miss this one!

It’s the same reason I’m baffled as to the prominence of Nickelback, given how nobody I have EVER met in person publicly admits to liking them.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They played on Thanksgiving at the Lions game and in Canada for the CFL title. There were two petitions to get rid of them for both games.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea Fast Five was good.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Dec 20, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The last one was pretty good.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fast Five was a great heist movie, actually.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh goody
more excuses for people to drive like assholes.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were on like, 4.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Five, I believe.

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oscar for Diesel in 2016...

BOOK IT!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 20, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve already made six?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Supposedly coming in 2013
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1905041/

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by nvsfg on Dec 20, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Six and seven are supposed to be two parts of one story.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I see. I stopped paying attention after the second one.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re ahead of me. I didn’t pay attention to any of them.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Paid attention is probably overstating the situation. I saw the first one in the theater and I think I may have been in the room while the second one was on once.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a surprise to me.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Old but still good

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

beltran is going to sign for 2/10 with the cardinals

and the front office is going to cry poor

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 20, 2011 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

good riddance

but I would like Wheeler back

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Good riddance? That doesn’t even make sense.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

why not?

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he’s great and he was great for the Giants.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i disagree

but it sounds like that is not an acceptable position

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s unacceptable without evidence to support it, yes.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you go first

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we goooooo

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He hit for a 151 wRC+ last year and put up 4.7 fWAR. The Giants could use a player like that on the team.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not evidence, just numbers.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe so.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  


Year Age Tm Lg G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+ TB GDP HBP SF IBB Awards
2011 34 TOT NL 142 598 520 78 156 39 6 22 84 4 2 71 88 .300 .385 .525 .910 152 273 18 3 4 7 AS, MVP-20
2011 34 NYM NL 98 419 353 61 102 30 2 15 66 3 0 60 61 .289 .391 .513 .904 150 181 9 2 4 6
2011 34 SFG NL 44 179 167 17 54 9 4 7 18 1 2 11 27 .323 .369 .551 .920 156 92 9 1 0 1

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Generated 12/20/2011.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

.8 on the IJDLHM scale

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“I Just Don’t LIke His Mustache”?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 20, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

is that nice little table an output function of BBRef?

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Click on the SHARE button and you’ll see how to get it.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it is not…join me in the doghouse….I have a nice Charlie Brown tree and a tv with rabbit ears…

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

ot

speaking of xmas, a neighbor said something about an Advent Calendar, and I froze like a deer in the headlights, not knowing what such a thing was, and thinking it had something to do with Seventh Day Adventist Church. Google set me straight, but am I the only one who has no such knowledge of the Avent Calendar?

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t heard of it?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

My kids only know the Trader Joe’s kind that gives them a chocolate every day while they count down to Christmas.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed out on a lot of chocolate.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/Michael Williams lego rant

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I want to know?

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it's from Community

I just watched it today but I don’t remember how it went

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

I am not completely caught up with Community.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the one from that episode that sucked?

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

idk

it was from the episode where they all wanted to be lab partners with each other but then they didn’t and then they got mad that they were ranked lowest and then they were all friends again

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hated that episode. At the end, it was like haha we’re fucking terrible people fuck you

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it was okay i guess

it wasn’t great

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Season 3 got much better after the first three episodes.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

good

I’m on the fourth!

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That one’s fantastic.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

OFFENSE TAKEN!

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by Murray, Present on Dec 20, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What did Todd ever do to them? Fuck them.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could get a set of about 30 lego people without having to take out a loan to do so.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s obscene how expensive they are.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and the people are tough to find at 2nd hand stores. Lego bricks I have tons of… the people? WWIII…

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. They’re like, what, $4 each, thereabouts?

With that being said, my kids do have a ton.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

my goal is to have enough so that each kid in the class can have their own person that they are responsible for, I’ll write their name on the shirt in Sharpee or something…

I’ve done this thing the past few years where each kid has a lego brick with their name on it, they can save, for the next day, anything they build so long as their brick is on it. That’s worked really well, and they usually make cars, so having a people for each car would be cool.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If I wasn’t so freakin’ cheap, I’d get those for my kids.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you may be!
We always had the ones with the little windows you open up each day and really awful chocolate candies inside each window.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Jewish, but with the chocolate, I surely should have known about this!

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

my Invent Calendar has 365 days of chocolate

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours only had prayers or bible verses in them. Stupid parents. Of course, having only one piece of candy would have precipitated actual violence amongst my siblings, so maybe they knew what they were doing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There were only 2 kids in our family so it wasn’t a big investment to buy 2 of them.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We always got Playmobile advent calenders, because I was absolutely obsessed with them when I was little. I ended up having five different Santa dolls at one point, along with multiple sleighs, two dozen reindeer, and a shit ton of elves.

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by mymclife on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

cool

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We stood around the calendar and said the prayers. As a reward, we were given not-beatings.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like fun…

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m being melodramatic. But we did have to stand around and read the verses, and then we would light a candle on the Advent wreath.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like cub scouts

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get people who feel this way about Beltran :(

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he’s half a player, albeit a very good one-half

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

how is he half a player?

his defense is not so bad as to call him “half a player”

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The other half is selfishness.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

My approach is

if the Giants get him, I will be happy. If they don’t, I’ll remind myself how much time he spends on the DL.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

…and Wheeler spends in the Mets organization.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants don’t get him, the Wheeler flameout is also part of my fantasy life.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

half a player

because you need another player to fill in when he’s hurt or lagging

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so, it’s kind of like a platoon—you need to be planning ahead with two players for the one spot

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

His name is Nate.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Nate Schierholtz seems like he’d be great for that role, in case we needed it.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume you mean 2/20. Another steal like Lance Berkman. Damn Cardinals.

by shankbone on Dec 20, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

$5 million per season would really piss me off. But I guess they needed two LOOGYs

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS!

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

any MCC house lawyers here?

I have a tenant law question

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

I managed an apartment building.

Not a lawyer, but I know several. Ask away, off-line, if you want.

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see your email listed; can you shoot me an email?

I had a 1yr lease that lapsed into month-to-month, and I think my landlord is changing the terms of the lease along with a rent increase, but he’s not providing a lease extension. Trying to figure out what my obligations are. thanks!

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume you could e-mail owlcroft and tell him forward it to mrs. owlcroft.

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by SFGuy on Dec 21, 2011 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ll give that a shot

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by son of ggf on Dec 21, 2011 12:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Casey Blake in Colorado

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Dec 20, 2011 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

OT: GOT

New production video! Squeeeeeee!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

BRIENNE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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DAMPHAIR

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Dec 20, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of cats on a keyboard.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes?

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Oops! Sorry!

Kitten jumped on my laptop.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 20, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

plops

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If there is one post that succinctly sums up my feelings about the Giants off-season so far, this is it. bravo!

by Countificus on Dec 21, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The Rockies

The Rox have money to sign Cuddyer to for $30 Mill, and they get like 20K fans per night at Coors Field, not too mention their a small market and didn’t just win the WS. Oh yeah, they have bank tied up in Tulo and various players too, so it’s not like they’re cheap. They have a payroll only about 30 mill less than the Giants and they’re one of the lowest revenue teams!

http://giantsbaseballblog.blogspot.com/

by trecole696 on Dec 20, 2011 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

Ok off by a lil, but the Giants kill them in total team revenue, not even close. Not gonna waste my time looking for stats or anything, but I’ll bet $100,000 the Giants make more money than Colorado, significantly!

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by trecole696 on Dec 20, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They also locked up their two best players early in their pre-arb years, and traded away their other good player. Helton’s the only guy they’re really paying huge amounts right now.

It’s not really the same situation.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone watching the Beefer Bowl?

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

I’m watching Simpsons
10th season.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not watching it either

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh boy
The Warriors and guard Monta Ellis are being sued by a former employee for sexual harassment.

http://www.ibabuzz.com/warriors/2011/12/20/monta-ellis-warriors-to-be-in-sexual-harrassment-suit/#respond

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll say it again: chicks don’t want to see a dude’s junk on their phone screen. It’s not a good wooing technique.

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/takes notes

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure why someone would think that context-free junk would be a good idea. It’s like context-free statistics; Fresco Thompson might have hit .282/.331/.395 one year, but that was in 1930 in the Baker Bowl, so it was only good for a 70 OPS+.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

really

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean signs Fresco Thompson?

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have signed Pinky Whitney. He hit just .342/.383/.465 that year (98 OPS+) but had 117 RBIs, while Lefty O’Doul had a 146 OPS+ (.383/.453/.604) but only drove in 97 runs.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

best analogy ever.

by Evan on Dec 20, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lawl

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Dec 20, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by Murray, Present on Dec 20, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So, they prefer those images to be emailed. Got it.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Facebook tagged

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Rate My X-Fest Gift to the Lady

So the last of my packages for holiday gifts has arrived. Having had a budget limitation placed over me, I’ve decided to turn up the charm and give the “Will always remind me of you no matter what” collection. I’ll be taking her to sushi, and while we’re not going to be formally dressed, I believe the term to be used will be “Moderately Zazzy”

THE LIST

A hand-drawn card of the Sutro Tower threatening to eat everyone and everything:Starting off, when we first started spending time together, she lived in Twin Peaks, just down the street from the Sutro Tower. We’d sit on the porch, look at the stars when we could and wonder when the Sutro Tower would finally come to life and lay waste to all of us. She seems to think it’ll stomp us, I think it’s going to eat us.


A bottle of Cupcake Cabernet Sauvignon:
This bottle of red was the first bottle of wine I brought over the first time she made me dinner.

A copy of Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut: One by one we have been exchanging our favorite books over time, however I haven’t been able to give her my favorite novel (non-graphic, that’s Bone) since I had given my copy of Cat’s Cradle to one of my best friends who moved to Brooklyn. That changes now, she gets a copy of her own to keep and do with what she will.


A copy of and indie graphic novel named “Black Metal”:
The lady’s a little grim pagan black metal gal, I figured this was a cute way of acknowledging that, while giving her something I almost guarantee she’s never seen before. It could possibly suck, who knows? Point is, it fits the theme.

Tins of Assorted Loose Teas: This one’s easy. We’re often in herb and tea shops, and have collectively been in them more in the past 365 than I have in my entire life prior. And I grew up in Santa Cruz.


A copy of “The Dark Crystal”:
And the centerpiece. When we first met, we were working in an adjoining pair of restaurants, one a sandwich place (her) and the other a pizza place (me). In the shared kitchen I was bullshitting with my friend and co-worker about the Dark Crystal, and how Henson had spent so much time delighting, enchanting, and teaching children with the use of puppets, muppets, etc. That it was high time he frightened the little fuckers, and that’s why he designed the Skeksis. She was over in the corner of the room laughing her ass off and dropped a bus tray full of dishes into the sink. I swooned immediately, hah, and she didn’t. But a couple years later, here I am grabbing a copy of the Dark Crystal. But we’ve also been needing a copy forever, and have joked about how she needs a copy that can magically turn into a dvd player and take it wherever she goes.

So, I don’t know about you guys, but given the constraints I think I did well. I usually do well, but I think I’ve outdone myself.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Just send her a picture of your junk.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 20, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Classy. (and rec’d)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Vonnegut = instant 10/10

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, duh.

Have a Goodbye, Blue Monday tattoo. Since I’m a hipster like that. (Or maybe Vonnegut’s my favorite author, to the point that I wish I could go to Tralfamadore)

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

this will be remembered when the revolution comes.

valuable information.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had budget limitations, you should have just given her Emmanuel Burriss and hoped like hell that it worked.

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Send her a pic of Monta Ellis' junk

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It will show up late and unwilling to participate.

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by Natto on Dec 20, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It will probably shoot too much also

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ew.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We still haven’t decided what, if anything we are doing this year. We usually go for concert tickets, or sporting events but we’re kinda meh on that. Maybe a makeup trip to Yosemite, since we were both sick for the last one.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

bah… looks like you put a lot of thought into it though. Gurlz like that.

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by Merope on Dec 20, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the big idea is that we're both going to London, next year, for a concert

as a sequel to the amazing time I had this past year. Amazing, but lacking. Sigh.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s really romantic.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 21, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Schulman is blabbing on CSN right now

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

His projected opening day lineup

Pagan CF
Sanchez 2b
Pablo 3b
Posey C
Huff 1b
Cabrera RF
Schierholtz LF
Crawford SS
Pitcher

So much fail..

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez "hopes" to be ready by opening day

Didn’t he say that in ‘10 and didn’t end up with the team until June?

Had more problems when he first came over from Pitt too!

I love the guy, just can’t trust him to stay healthy and boy had they better have a better backup plan than Fontenot and Burris if Sanchez can’t go. A big reason why Cuddyer would have made sense. Or Hairston…. Maybe worth an invitation to Willie Harris, or Carlos Guillen to spring training if they’ll take it.. Wouldn’t offer either guaranteed $$ though.

What about Pill at 2nd? Had 5 E’s in 220 chances in Fresno at 2nd! If he can master 2nd, and be serviceable in left this spring, this kid HAS to make the opening day roster! Kid actually outplayed Belt last year but nobody mentions it.

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by trecole696 on Dec 20, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

u trollin'?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 20, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You know where a great place to master a middle infield position is?

The majors.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lol_pill.gif

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

Man, it’s going to be bittersweet when Brett Pill is exposed for what he is and we all move on. It’s going to be worse when it’s July and he’s still playing, because he plays the game right and is in the best shape of his life.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The next McCovey meet up will be fun when we’re all making fun of Pill and Huff being in the best shape of their lives while hitting .240/.267/.309

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A bitter pill indeed.

I hope he blogs about it.

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by waelwulf on Dec 20, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT EVERYONE IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OF THEIR LIVES

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BELT

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing Nate over Belt might be one of the dumbest thing this FO has ever done

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because they really need Huff’s bat in the lineup.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I've resigned myself to Huff playing because of the salary

That is not the case with Nate

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

vomit

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure as hell hope

they have Huff on the shortest possible leash.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WORM!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait,

I’m the dom, WORM!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 20, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep hope

while Huff has a 4-3 in mid-July hitting .240 while leading the team in plate appearances.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless there is a LHP starting. Then add Pill and Burriss.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone is full of good news tonight.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not penciling Pagan in just yet

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So Cabrera is forcing Nate to left? Does he at least have a good arm?

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So take those guys, Belt at 1st, Sanchez at second, Crawdad at short, Panda at third and Posey catching. I mean, if we’re gonna suck, we may as well have non-shitty defense out there to save face.

by Cap M on Dec 20, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I hadn't thought of it before

but a defensive lineup of:

Posey – C
Belt – 1B
Sanchez – 2B
Panda – 3B
Crawford – SS
Beltran – LF
Torres – CF
Nate – RF

would be pretty epic.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 20, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

UZR pr0n

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 20, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez’s defense declined last season.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It was below average in less than a half-season’s worth of chances.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s not going to get any better with his shoulder problem. I would assume reckless diving for baseballs is a thing of the past.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s not going to get any better with his shoulder problem.

We don’t know this. The penalties against him appeared to be a product of range, which is partially a matter of distribution any (as we saw with Huff in right field).

I would assume reckless diving for baseballs is a thing of the past.

I wouldn’t really consider his defensive style reckless, least of all on the play where he injured himself.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez is known as a player who plays hard and gives it his all. He’s known to throw his body around. He’s not fast or a good jumper or athletically gifted or anything. His style of play on defense is what distinguishes him from others. I’d say his play overall has been on the reckless side. There were articles written after his most recent injury where this was mentioned.

His range will be affected by his shoulder. If he goes back on the field and starts diving for balls like he used to, he’ll be risk re-injury. I anticipate more cautious play from him.

He’s also 33, so it’s expected that his range will start to decline some regardless of his shoulder problems. 2011 could have been a sign of this.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll have had 9 months to re-hab the injury. We don’t know how strong or not it will be at this point.

You’re right, 2011 might have been a sign of this. I just wish it didn’t take two replies to distill down to a statement that’s logically defensible.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 21, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Noise.

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by speckops on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

SL

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Why the hell is Cabrera in RF? Belt?

Dammit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 20, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Get on your knees Giants fans, and pray Tebow style

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right

I think Melky and Nate will switch positions, but hey, no Belt!

/cries in a corner

by jhawx on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yay

my dog gave me enough notice to get him outside before he barfed

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by son of ggf on Dec 20, 2011 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

#greathugegiantvictories

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by bigboneded on Dec 20, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty sad that the best news of the Giants offseason is that Yuni signed with the Royals.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

Why is there a bowl

in honor of Brady’s beef?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Chopped time!!

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

did Grant post a new entry?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 8:02 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

whoops

meant the show

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LIAR.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 20, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww.

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by waelwulf on Dec 20, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Baseball:

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

Bigger than I thought it’d be…but yeah, my reaction to this off season.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow the Conlin stuff is disgusting.

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Dec 20, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be the coolest map ever

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

That... must have been a lot of work.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to make that map, but then I saw the amount of work involved and I was like, fuck that. Someone else took up the challenge instead.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabo sucks. That is all.

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by speckops on Dec 20, 2011 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

Really? That sucks, I’m going there in a few weeks.

by kaliber on Dec 21, 2011 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably fine if you want to drink. If you want to do anything other than drink, good luck.

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by speckops on Dec 21, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re dive certified. Then I could potentially see it being fun. Or you really like riding ATVs. But yeah, not much to do here from what I can see.

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by speckops on Dec 21, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

San Jose del Cabo isn’t so bad. Personally I would rent a car and drive up to Todos Santos. The wife and I spent our honeymoon driving around the Baja peninsula.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 21, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Cabo San Lucas, on the other hand? Blech. I don’t feel like getting shitfaced with my parents.

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by speckops on Dec 21, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just in case you guys haven't seen this

the Hobbit looks pretty good.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

trailer

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

posting a link fail….

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t post links in titles. Gotta be in the body of the post.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

OT hip hop

Common beating Drake’s ass in Sweet

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by josematan on Dec 20, 2011 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

For those interested

Here’s the trailer for The Hobbit, Part One.

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by free f.p. #14 on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

LOL thanks.

Pretty good trailer.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s green.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
All-Star Carlos Beltran is expected to select his next team this week, a source familiar with his plans said.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

THE DECISION

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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not taking his talents to the city by the Bay.

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by SFGuy on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mozeliak left open the possibility with recent comments that the club could look at other positions, including first base, for a lineup boost with Berkman remaining in right field to start the season.

Carlos Pena.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How familiar with Beltran’s plan? An acquaintance or a friend?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 20, 2011 11:10 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Cardinals make sense

That’s where I think he signs

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by DFARowand on Dec 20, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Coco needs to jump on that shit, ASAP.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

my new kitten, madison

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 PM PST reply actions  

not "sadison"

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop the Carlos Beltran sales pitch. I hope that he signs elsewhere.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 PM PST reply actions  

Your hope is bad and wrong.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hope that?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 21, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

If you're quasi-agoraphobic, like me,

but still think stars are super-badass, this website is very cool. Sky-Survey
Will open in new window.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

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