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Winter Meetings Preview, Now With More Edgardo Alfonzo

The headline of a post over at Amazin Avenue:

Edgardo Alfonzo Left Off Hall Of Fame Ballot

You may also remember similar posts such as "Man Has Thumbs," "Car Needs Gas To Run," and "Cap'n Crunch Tears the Absolute Crap Out of the Roof of Area Person's Mouth." At least, that's what it feels like to Giants fans. Of course Edgardo Alfonzo was left off the Hall-of-Fame ballot. He was disqualified after he admitted to being Edgardo Alfonzo. That sort of stigma sticks with you for years.

But for Mets fans, Alfonzo was one of those players. Comparable players for us might be Jack Clark, Robby Thompson, or Matt Williams -- they leave our team, but they never leave … our hearts. If Matt Williams were left off the Hall ballot, we'd notice. It would merit a mention.

For Giants fans, Alfonzo was a guy who came over and didn't do anything. Like, he didn't do anything -- he'd just stand around and wait for people to bring him coffee and foodstuffs. Then he was traded for Steve Finley, who is literally the worst person on the planet. Literally. Alfonzo was ostensibly the replacement for Jeff Kent in the middle of the order, though he technically replaced Bill Mueller at third. Kent will probably make the Hall of Fame. Mueller made the same ballot that Alfonzo didn't. Mistakes were made.

Star-divide

Right before the Winter Meetings is a good time to point out, though, that the 2002/2003 offseason was almost one of my favorite Brian Sabean offseasons. At the time, at least. Jeff Kent was going to be 35, and he played a position where players didn't age well. Giving him a big deal would have been lunacy. The Astros broke down and gave him $17.5 million over two seasons. Why, that's almost Renteria money! No thanks, I thought at the time.

Alfonzo was coming off an age-28 season in which he hit .308/.391/.459, good for his third OPS+ over 125 in four years. He could play second, and he was in the prime of his career. That was master stroke #1.

Ray Durham was a bit older at 30, but he had a career on-base percentage of .352, and it was trending upward in the seasons leading up to his free agency. He was a good player, signed for a reasonable price. And he was an iron man, with seven straight seasons of 150 games or more. That was master stroke #2.

Marquis Grissom was a player who was aging horribly until a career power year with the Dodgers, and the Giants signed him to a two-year deal when he was 36. Horrible move, but when replacing the bat of Tsuyoshi Shinjo, the standards were low. I got over the move quickly.

We all know what happened: Alfonzo was adequate for a little bit before falling off a cliff, Durham was good when healthy, which was rarely. Grissom was the best signing of the bunch, although his defense negated some of his value. The 2002/2003 offseason was the beginning of the end, though we didn't really know it yet. The Giants won 100 games in 2003, followed by 91 in 2004 and 75 in 2005. It's not like the difference was entirely the fault of Alfonzo's disappointing production or Durham's fragility, but the team did count on those two players to anchor 25% of the offense, and the Giants declined to be too active in the markets that followed because of the commitments already in place.

But, again, I loved the offseason between the 2002 and 2003 seasons. It made me so optimistic for the team's future. And when Todd Linden was ready, boy, things were going to be wild.

Which is all to say: I'm a moron. I was wrong, and how. This isn't news. You've been wrong yourself, smart face. It happens to us all. Sometimes it happens more often to goateed and surly general managers, but it happens to us all. We'll be wrong again.

This is important to remember because you'll need to keep that grain of optimism in your brain for whatever stupid move the Giants make next week. Just remember that Grissom worked out and Alfonzo didn't. The 36-year-old with the horrific OBP coming off a fluke season was a positive addition. The 28-year-old former All-Star signed through his peak years was a dud. Baseball is drunk. It always has been. Remember that.

So whatever happens, it might work out. Or, if you're overly thrilled with a move, remember that it could explode in your face. Remember, this site would have gone goofy for Nick Johnson if he had accepted the Giants' offer. Aubrey Huff was something that washed up in high tide. Sometimes, bad moves work. Or they were good moves, and you were just wrong. And sometimes the good moves fail. The important thing to remember is to freak out right away the second you read the news. That's where the good, honest analysis comes from.

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People get pissed off about Freddy,

they forget that fragile 2nd basemen are a Giants staple.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That one stung.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yep.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 3, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Robby Thompson was pretty fragile after the 93 season.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/rec'd

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid jerk trevor hoffman

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And the 2007 season was the first season of a new 2-year contract.

I liked Durham. He was good. Frequently injured, but good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus he starred in one of the greatest Giants TV commercials ever:

“G-String?”
[Durham smiles bemusedly]

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We never did find out what the G stands for…

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Grafenberg?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He averaged 531 PA a year in his time as a Giant. Sadly, I’d be pretty happy if we got that from Sanchez next year.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean seems to have a thing for good but frequently injured second basemen in their 30s.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty good in the ’08 too.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus we got Darren Ford for him from the Brewers!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

and that eventually paid off!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I never did realize how good he was while he was playing because I was distracted by his not being Jeff Kent.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

well said. agree 100%

by fiji.siv on Dec 3, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It was funny when Alfonzo hit two homers in the first month of the ’05 season and never hit another homer the rest of the year.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

If by “funny” you mean “not at all funny”, then yes.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Good process sometimes leads to bad moves

But I’ll take good process over whatever the hell process the Giants use when deciding to sign a FA.

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

I’ll take net good moves for the team, regardless of “process.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Good process over time leads to better results over time.

But sure.

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, one would think so, but have there been reliable studies? Speaking from ignorance here, as usual.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My gut tells me that isn’t true.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just the Taco Bell.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What part of that isn’t completely intuitive? “Doing things right tends to equal doing things better”

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought intuition was a straw hat thing to be shunned around here. And didn’t we have a discussion about being “right” and how ineffectual it can be in the last thread?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t saying that it wasn’t a questionable statement. I was just shocked that GWC found it unintuitive. It seems like the kind of thing that the “gut” would almost always tell somebody is true.

I’m not great defender of intuition. If I were, I’d be a much greater defender of Bochy. It was just surprising in this case.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I read GWC’s post completely backwards, that’s how much I believe it intuitively. Still, I want to see the science.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was joking. Like my gut was leading me towards a bad result since following it is a bad process.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting….

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just blew my mind, man.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Define ‘right’ in the absence of results.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

In this sense, it's

“with the correct justification”.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It is what it sounds like. That’s the whole point of intuition and gut.

I am not saying that it’s true. I’m saying that it’s intuitive.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

basically

(Well, it was 5, but close enough.)

Also, Ray hit a dinger in his first AB as a Giant! I forgot that!

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Here it is
ACPressSusan_L Susan Lulgjuraj
That would be Darren Ford … trying to get confirmation RT @MrszBeautifull: BIG BRO JUS GOT TRADED TO THE MARINERS

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap, holy crap

for who??

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Wasn’t Ford DFA’d?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

taken off the 40-man

still in the org.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm hiding under the desk praying I don't hear the name Chone Figgins

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess is cash

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Cash?

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash Warren?

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash Cab

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash Money Millionaires

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash Money Brothers

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I not my brothers keeper ?

Original CMB

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend nicknamed “Pookie”. Even after Chris Rock’s character he still hung onto that name.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure that got old.

“Oh you mean Pookie like-”

“Yeah that one.”

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

SCOTTY !!! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME ! THEY"RE GONNA KILL ME !

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be worse—coulda been “psychedelic biscuit head.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

John R Cash

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost made a car dealership joke

But that feels too mean. Barely.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I went with cash because of the Edgar Renteria theory about players who get traded for cash.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash considerations or a PTBNL.

Either that or a bag of batting practice baseballs.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Who around here is familiar with their prospects?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The more relevant question
Who around here is familiar with their 28-year-old non-prospects?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

make that 33-year-old non-prospects.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Their farm system isn’t as bad as you might think for a team that just graduated Michael Pineda and Dustin Ackley, but I doubt there’ll be any kind of worthwhile return from Ford.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just going to go ahead and assume it’s a straight up swap for Nick Franklin. That delusion will make my day brighter for at least a little while.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

AREA PERSON!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

If I remember correctly, Alfonso just sucked for most of the year and then picked it up towards the end of the year and was the only one who hit in the playoffs. To the tune of .529/.556/.765 and an OPS of 1.320. That was better than Barry and considering how the offense fell off a cliff that series, something worth tipping some sort of hat to

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Has Jon Bois got you making bad 90s rap references?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

One of those beer hats, but instead of beer, the hats are filled with cans of crab juice.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly there were times in the playoffs where I said to myself, “oh thank God, Alfonso’s up. We might get a hit here.”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Mountain Dew.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just disgusting, Natto.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Uuugggh! Gaahhh! Ewwwww!

I’ll take the crab juice.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is correct

There isn’t anything more he could have done in the 2003 playoffs to carry the Giants on his back other than play RF.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And to think Cruz wore number 22 that year.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He also hit 306 with 54 RBI after the All Star Break (sorry, all I could find was Straw Hat stats)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He also had a freakishly low BABIP his first year as a Giant. There really was every reason to believe he would rebound…but clearly that didn’t happen.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Specifically, a .257 BABIP.

His career BABIP was around .300.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But if his back was hurting...

…it stands to reason that he wasn’t hitting the ball as hard

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

His BABIP went back up in later seasons with us, but he still sucked.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A brimless beanie. It has no brim to hold onto, and when you tip it, it slouches.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Straw hat

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Edgardo Alfonzo carried on his back against the Marlins in that 2003 playoffs. I believe he hit over .500.

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

And the proof is above!

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow. Everything I said in my post was said by someone else, only way better.
/ logs off I phone goes back to talking dirty to SIRI

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Doesn’t Matt Williams deserve a moment of consideration for the HOF? Shouldn’t there be more third basemen in the HOF?

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Probably not. Probably.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

HE COULDA HIT 62 THAT ONE YEAR

by Evan on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

WORLD CHAMPION MONTREAL EXPOS

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a really, really good team.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Four starting pitchers with ERA+ over 120. Five relievers with ERA+ over 110. Larry Walker and Moises Alou with OPS+ over 150.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Young Rueter & Fassero. John Wetteland. Wasn’t Mel Rojas somehow related to Felipe?

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

his nephew

Mel Rojas Jr. was drafted in 2010. If he makes that majors, that’ll be three generations of the family. The only other examples of that I can think of are the Boones and the Bells.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the Jayson Werth – Dick Schofield Jr (uncle) – Dick Schofield Sr (grandpa) count?

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Fassero

This just showed up in my Twitter feed http://pic.twitter.com/3zFGBJcw

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The last thread had the 1994 Expos & random Giants players of the 80s & 90s in it. It felt wrong without you.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad.

MARK LEONARD PAT SHERIDAN BILL BATHE

There you go.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Williams has like 25 less career WAR than Ron Santo, and 15 less than Darrell Evans. So I’ll have to go with rotorueter here.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But those two are in the top 15 in WAR for the 3B position. If that’s the measuring tool, then they should be in the HOF.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying Williams belongs, but not putting him on the ballot completely would be insulting.

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"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But if he goes on the ballot, it will devalue the truly deserving candidates, like Lenny Harris, Todd Zeile, and Shane Reynolds.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Lenny Harris reminds me of Mike Sharperson. Who was the lone Dodger All Star representative in 1992. LOL Dodgers

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely

There are fewer third basemen in the HOF than any other position, and both of them should be probably be in. Bill James has called Darrell Evans the most underrated player in history.

Matt Williams, on the other hand, is a Hall of Very Good player.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t there be more third basemen in the HOF?

Perhaps there should be. The ones in there however are very good.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If memory serves correctly, George Kell kept Ted Williams from a triple crown one year by beating him in AVG by less than .001

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The 36-year-old with the horrific OBP coming off a fluke season was a positive addition. The 28-year-old former All-Star signed through his peak years was a dud. Baseball is drunk. It always has been. Remember that.

Reminds me of last year. I thought we were going to be stacked. Ross, Burrell and Torres in the OF was going to be 40-50 homers, tons of walks and above average defense, better when Nate went in for Burrell. Panda, Huff and Posey would add another 60 homers and be a sweet 3-4-5. Sanchez and Tejada were reasonable, and Tejada only had to hit above water in the 8 spot. Then 2011 happened and it all went to shit.

I am excited for your young guys. I should sing more praise to the brain trust learning how to fill the top 50 prospects under 25 years old full of Giants. Drafting and raising players has made the Giants a contender.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I never liked Alfonzo and was always wary of the deal...

…for no better reason than a Mets fan I knew warned me he would disappoint. And then Armando Benitez came along and I wanted the Giants to have NOTHING to do with ex-Mets, EVER.

Although, it’s funny in retrospect that Alfonzo’s 4/$24 million deal was considered an albatross, when the Rowand and Zito deals weren’t even a gleam in Brian Sabean’s tire-kicking eyes.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

He was already having back issues too, right?

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They only got really bad after all that team carrying he did in the playoffs, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta lift the team with your legs, man.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he always looked out of shape to me, even when he was good.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He never struck me as fun to watch

Maybe because his facial expressions and body language seemed to “meh”. Durham at least had that cute little-kid smile.

I’m a sucker for jolly guys like Panda.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also....

as much as I loved the 2003 team and as much as Game 3 still hurts when I cough really loudly, I’m still amazed that team won 100. The previous three Giants’ teams were so much better (ie, no Sydney Ponson and with Robb Nen)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Before we knew what it was, the first two months of the season felt like blessings from the BABIP temple.

And Kurt Ainsworth had an amazing start to the season.

by Every6thDay on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The best offensive team I ever saw

Had Burks, Kent, Bonds in the lineup. Galaraga doing big cat things. Snow and Aurillia as 20 home run threats.

When Kent and Nen left… it was not the same.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And as I recall, that was at AT&T. So why in the hell is there this notion that hitters don’t want to play here?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Sabean keeps repeating that everytime someone asks him why he didn’t bother to offer an offensive player a contract.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t always agree with Lars The Wanderer, but when I do, I prefer to agree with Lars The Wanderer about this. And outer space.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

As I recall it was durring the Balco\Steroids era

Not to say they all juiced, I just know 1 did.

Also, ATT doesn’t kill power to RH hitters like it does lefties. Snows power faded after 2000. Bonds was special. Burks, Kent, Aurillia, Big Cat were all RH hitters.

Huff in 2010 had his “post its” for the bombs ATT took away in RF. If they could board up the wall and keep observers, that would be really cool, and probably take away some of that bias.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

if Huff did that for everytime a 2nd baseman took a hit away, the entire clubhouse would be decorated in post-it notes

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Gap hitters can still hit that triples alley. ATT giveth, ATT taketh.

Also, Giants don’t win with offense anymore, they win with pitching and squeezing runs across.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’d score more runs if they had more dietary fiber.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Schmidt’s best season.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the Alfonzo sign. I still don’t regret doing it.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

what about his being banged up for the previous two seasons? I remember people thinking Sabea screwed up on that one and was another gritty vet type signing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t have been ok with 4 years of what he did the previous year?

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just remembering what was being said back then and the fact that the Mets gave up on him in part because he was banged up a lot

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants was thrilled with the signing.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Never trust the Mets.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So did I. Watched him everyday with the Mets and hated his guts because he was always getting big hits for them. He killed us in the 2000 playoffs. Two run HR off of F.Rod in game two and that game tying hit off of Nen in game three. I was so happy he was a Giant I bought his jersey and wouldn’t even take it off when they were looking for a child molester in an Alfonzo jersey in our neighborhood! After all, his jersey said Mets!

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

What did the sign say?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“You’ve got to have a membership card to get inside.”

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

“And the sign said “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well played, sir!

Paying Willie Bloomquist $4.6 million, the rumored amount of the Giants' offer, is a bad idea. The whole idea of letting Bradon Crawford run free at shortstop, bat be damned, is to get top-notch defense at rock-bottom prices and spend the cash on offense. Not on Willie Bloomquist.

-El Lefty Malo

by Lyle on Dec 3, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He hit that grand slam against Boston one time.

by non sequitur on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Important words
Baseball is drunk. It always has been. Remember that.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Baseball is drunk

Doesn’t mean you want your GM to be.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if he was openly drunk all the time

I could sort of get behind it in a, “let’s watch this train wreck unfold” sort of way.

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"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What about your broadcast team?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Flappy update!
DeRosa, 36, said that the Nationals, Rangers, Indians, Pirates all have spoken with his surgeon. He also said that the Giants have expressed interest in bringing him back, even though he did not give them the expected return on a two-year, $12 million free-agent contract.

http://mlbbuzz.yardbarker.com/blog/mlbbuzz/derosa_looking_for_opportunity/8472313?new_post=true

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

LOL!

More flappy!

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was going to retire.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

After the way he hit at the end of 2011, we should probably change that nickname to “flippy” . Dude could barely hit the ball out of the infield.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Like saying that Bernie Madoff clients did not get their expected return...
he did not give them the expected return on a two-year, $12 million free-agent contract

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Except some of them did.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he get the latest tendon problem fixed?

He was rehabbing it before, but he was going to get it reattached right?

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there is any more tendon. It is all gone…

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In the latest surgery, they just replaced it with a rubber band.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And rubber cement

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa is a smart player

His tools were gone when we had him though. I remember reading something somewhere that one of the pitchers (madbum?) asked him about a situation. The pitcher went up to the plate and smashed a hit, which scored some runs. Wow what a lame non descript story.

Point is, guy knew the game. He played mentally better than players with less tools than the superstars. Great clubhouse guy.

I’d be cool with him 1 year for the minimum.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If only all of our players had talked to him before all of their at bats!

DeRosa’s magic hittin’ good sauce could have gotten us another ring.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa’s magic hittin’ good sauce

Only $19.95 plus S/H..but wait that’s not all ! If you order now……

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoothies that have real pieces of DeRosas missing tendons, so you know it’s good.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can never find a picture of that bottle Bugs Bunny makes everyone drink out of at halftime in Space Jam.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But then you couldn't sign Burriss

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

this would be the biggest upside of the signing.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Kruk/Kuip think he'll be a manager someday

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

they say that about a lot of players

For some reason, I particularly remember them saying that about Stan Javier.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mota.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How about now?

Player/manager for the Giants?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he have the first surgeon/agent in MLB?

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Look, the guy's worth a million bucks. If I have to show you his tendon, I will. Shit's in a jar in my office.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if it was a good career choice to make his surgeon his agent.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it, Natto.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

IN YOUR FACE

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that about Howie.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve probably developed quite a bond what with all of the time they’ve spent together.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Cap'n-- hee hee....

’quis was one of my favorites. It was really hard not to love the guy.

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I think Alfonzo paid for a bunch of taxi cab adds saying thank you to the NY fans when he left. It was pretty classy.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

OT Jim Gaffigan added two more shows for Washington DC

I am not knowledgeable about whether or not 63 dollars for a ticket is horribly expensive for a comedian, but I feel like it is. Any insights?

by ir1shgiant on Dec 2, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

He's a premium comedian though

Saw him in SF a few years ago. Really funny.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever paid that much to see any sort of live performance.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the conversion rate on all those pesos for that donkey show in Tijuana?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaffigan is funny but he seems to end every single joke with his high pitched voice thingy.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HOT POCKETS

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems high. I spent about that much for Seinfeld… I mean, what’s the deal with ticket prices these days?

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say it’s a bit pricey. I saw Eddie Izzard in SF for 50 about a year ago, but maybe Gaffigan is bigger than Izzard. I don’t think so though.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the comedian and the venue.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I love good comedy and saw a lot of pretty famous comedians in clubs before they were famous

That said, I don’t think you miss a whole lot by seeing a performance on TV rather than live, especially in a big hall where you can’t see the facial expressions.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

All tickets are more expensive

I just paid $150 all-in per ticket for Roger Waters. In the 80’s I used to pay $20-35/show for concerts, and maybe the comics in theatres were a little less, but not much.

The whole business of big name live shows has driven up the prices much faster than other cost-of-living increases. That’s part of the reason why I hardly go to shows any more.

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-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Dec 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

OT/Shameless Kid Plugging

We’re on to solid foods! AND, she rolled over today for the first time on her own.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Nice bib!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hence… Giants related.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Awwww
she rolled over today for the first time on her own.

Soon your job will be to follow her around all day.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And smack sodas out of her hand.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and when she gets to dating age, I’ll have to add carrying a shotgun. Gona be a busy 18+ years…

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I only want to have boys.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They carry their own shotguns.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is to say, in their pants.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WIDE SPRAY PATTERN!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

PUMP ACTION!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

IN YOUR FACE

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

CAREFUL CLEANING THAT THING; IT MIGHT GO OFF!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How many times were you peed in the face changing diapers in the middle of the night?

How many of those times did Mrs. Goofus look over and laugh?

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Being peed on was the least of it. My kids were both avid projectile poopers

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never been so grateful repeatedly to have been peed on.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where we are. I now have a permanent hunchback.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Just let us know when she has her first solid BM

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

will do.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 3, 2011 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Geez...you know they'll get him
The Padres are interested in acquiring Athletics closer Andrew Bailey to replace Heath Bell, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney (on Twitter). It remains likely that the A’s will trade Bailey, Olney writes.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Heck yes

The Padres farm is reported to be STACKED. Their pen is always going to be good, but anything to take away talent is good.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The name “Andrew Bailey” will be an excellent addition to their pitching staff.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

How about “Brian Wilson”?

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be ok with it.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it when Myemail does that!

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the Mets/Dbacks playoff game in ’99 where Alfonso hit a grand slam in the top of the 9th to put the Mets in the lead. I still remember how immediately SILENT the place got when the ball went over the wall.
Then Armando Benitez came in and shut the door in 1-2-3 fashion.

These are still my favorite Edgardo/Armando memories even though they both became Giants.

LOL me.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Baggs is on the Darren Ford case guys!
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Oh wait that has nothing to do with anything

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

Stratagem

“And then, the opposing team unleashed its strategem: mind-controlling Bruce Bochy into pinch running Darren Ford, who was promptly caught stealing second.”

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I thought the plural and singular forms were the same.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HITLESS IN SEATTLE

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember like it was yesterday

It was a cold winter afternoon in 2002. I was standing outside of Superstars Cards and Collectables with my magic binder with a backpack full of decks, waiting for the store to open up. I wanted to sign up for a draft. I don’t remember what the format was. It could have been Odyssey block, or it could have been Onslaught block. I just remember that winter being one where I played a shit ton of limited and crushing little kids because I understood mana curve and basic drafting principles.

I remember calling up KNBR. Don’t even remember who the host was. I think it was some permutation of Bob Fitzgerald’s show. I remember calling him and say : This is what the Giants need to do.

1. Sign Edgardo Alfonso to play 3B
2. Sign Ray Durham to play 2B
3. Profit.

I was so sure that was the right move. And by golly, 2 months later those were the exact moves that happened. I was so stoked. I thought I was the best ever. OMG THE GIANTS FRONT OFFICE AND I AGREED I AM THE BEST. HERE WE COME AGAIN WORLD SERIES.

I was sad faced two years later.

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

Felipe Alou was my first choice for manager that offseason. ha.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I thought it was a great move

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey I saw something and it reminded me of you.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty jazzed about Alfonzo. I was sold on Kent being a product of hitting around Barry and thought Alfonzo would hit just like him. LOLME

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

The one time Sabean doesn't want to bring back a veteran

He has two really good years.

They shoulda kept Kent.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

If I remember correctly, I don’t think Kent wanted anything to do with the Giants.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That is what I remember

Also remember Barry and Kent in a shoving match in the dugout only a year or two before that.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That was in 2002.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

people forget that David Bell was peripherally involved

As I recall, Bell had made an error or something the previous inning, and cameras showed Kent berating him in the dugout. Than Barry got between them and got in Kent’s face, and the shoving ensued.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t forget.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, Bell was just taking the verbal assault and Barry made a comment to Kent to calm down.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually didn’t know that.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't Bell want to throw to Kent at 2nd (instead of 1st) and Kent wasn't ready?

And then Kent was laying into Bell for making him look bad?

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds plausible. Jeff Kent was not really known for his tact, or his fielding.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Or his tact.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Or his truck washing.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

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The dispute appeared to begin with Kent yelling at third baseman David Bell. Bonds became involved and as the argument escalated, he shoved Kent. Bonds and Kent had to be separated, and TV replays showed that trainer Stan Conte was holding back manager Dusty Baker after Baker moved from the other side of the dugout to intervene.

Several sources, including a Giants player, told the San Jose Mercury News that Kent snapped at Baker and told him: “I want off this team.” Another source said that Kent told Baker: “It’s his team anyway, of course you’ll take his side.”

No one associated with the team was able to verify that version, the Mercury News reported.

Several fans sit within feet of the Giants’ dugout. One of them, who asked to be identified only as Scott, told the newspaper that Baker fired back when Kent said he wanted off the team.

“Don’t ever say that again,” Baker is said to have replied, as he charged at the player. Scott said that, moments later, the hostility gave way to handshakes. Again, no one associated with the team confirmed that account.

Expletives were involved in the argument, Scott told the San Francisco Chronicle. “David Bell and Jeff Kent started throwing F-bombs back and forth,” Scott told the newspaper.

Scott was sitting in a small section of field-level seats that are practically inside the Giants’ dugout. There is a clear view of the entire dugout from those seats. After Bonds came to the defense of Bell, Kent cursed out Bonds, Scott told the Chronicle.

Bonds has stopped talking to reporters.

Kent said the dispute was “no big deal,” and that he’s had other altercations with Bonds in the six seasons they’ve been teammates.

“Add this to the half-dozen times we’ve done it before,” Kent said.

Kent also revealed that he once hit a grand slam right after sparring with Bonds.

Last season, when Bonds set the single-season home run record with 73, Kent criticized Bonds’ standoffish nature.

In the bottom of the second, Bell, the third baseman, fielded Julius Matos’ high chopper on the grass and went to second to try to force Wiki Gonzalez. Kent came off the bag too soon in fielding the ball, and Gonzalez was safe before Kent could get his foot back on the bag.

The Padres went on to score four runs in the second for a 5-0 lead.

Remarkably, less than 10 minutes after Bonds and Kent shoved each other, they high-fived each other as Bonds crossed the plate after his three-run homer in the third.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It was actually a discussion about walks

Kent said that walks were for wimps. Dunston approved and prevented other OBP-hiles from defending Bonds.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly false

since your interpretation would mean Marvin Benard was an OBP-phile.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just copy and paste an entire article?

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No. It was long so I just copy/pasted parts. It was a post game article on ESPN.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why didn’t you just link to it?

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have but I thought it would be shorter. I’ll preview next time to make sure.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually Bell had made a fantastic defensive play which should have allowed him to cut down the lead runner at second, except Kent, who clearly was expecting the throw to go to first, dropped it. Kent’s error opened the door for a big inning and frustrated by his own error Kent took it out on Bell in the dugout. It was a real selfish teammate move by Kent.

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by Roger on Dec 2, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. I was on Team Bonds. Always will be.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is seared into my memory. As much as that team did have a great offense, they weren’t particularly fun to root for. Lots of jerks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They were our jerks though. I loved rooting for the bad guys.

go tebow!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they did want to bring him back. They offered him arbitration and, as I recall, made a decent contract offer. But he hated the team, the city, and Barry.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

7 years later
On playing in San Francisco:

"The best place in my career to play and be a normal person was in San Francisco, living in Foster City, be involved in the neighborhood, go to work … it was very, very special to me. For six years I tried to suppress a lot of emotions and gratitude because I was so focused on playing baseball."
On whether he’d like to be depicted as a Giant if he is elected to the Hall of Fame:

"Absolutely, but I believe that’s not up to me anymore. I’ve had my best years in San Francisco, I’ve had the most fun throughout my career in San Francisco. There’s no doubt all my accomplishments, my passion and my heart was left in San Francisco."
On how he came to leave after the 2002 season:

"During the World Series, we were hugging, it was great. Then Dusty (Baker) was the first to leave and it just wasn’t the same. He was the ringleader of how we performed on the field, and when he left, it opened up a wound or gap and it probably was the biggest determining factor why I didn’t come back."

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/08/24/jeff-kent-absolutely-would-like-to-enter-hof-as-a-giant/

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a link handy or anything, but I’m pretty certain he trashed the organization and the city on his way out when he signed with the Astros.

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by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Two words:

“French Vanilla.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember it as being more along the lines of ’I’m excited to be playing in Texas, near my home’ and everyone unpacked the heck out of it. Of course, my memory isn’t all that reliable.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never forgive him for tearing up when he signed with the Dodgers. Of course he’s from SoCal, but that’s no excuse.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That sort of thing is hard to overlook.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never forgive him for tearing up when he signed with the Dodgers.

ahhh…the ol’ Brett Butler?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You had to go there

/runs from room crying

I moved to Southern California the same year Brett did. I do not like Brett Butler.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Grace Under Fire had a pretty good run there for a while.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Brett Butler the comedian sucked too.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

. . .
Butler is now plotting a showbiz comeback as she returns to stand-up comedy and develops a reality show about her psychic abilities.

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to elementary school in Arizona with his cousin, an absolutely gorgeous girl named Holly. He was a Cleveland Indian and I didn’t get anywhere with Holly.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s why I wrote 7 years later.

I recall he was pretty angry leaving town. I think the Giants were also unhappy with how he handled the whole car wash thing.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It was his truck, and it was bullshit. Man, I really do kind of hate Jeff Kent, regardless of how well he played for the Giants.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants were also unhappy with how he handled the whole car wash doing wheelies on Scottsdale Road thing.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Those quotes smack of a guy trying to repair his image

I saw him on CSN Bay Area and he played the whole fight with Barry as a ploy to get the whole team fired up. He struck me as smug and smarmy, like he thought he was fooling everybody.

IIRC, after he and Barry were pulled apart, he yelled at Dusty something like “It’s your fault too, you let him (Bonds) run things”. Makes the quote about Dusty sound like B.S.

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure SFGuy will have the info ready.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Kent hated lots of things. He just had that personality. I remember there a rumor that he didn’t like black people. Then everyone realized that he didn’t like people in general.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was the opposite, that between scuffling with Barry and the motorcycle stunt pretty much soured the Front Office on him. Throw in not wanting to spend the money to keep him (remember, they like a bunch of B players and not 2 Studs and a bunch of C players) and there goes Kent

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Darren Ford traded to free agent market!!!

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He now belongs to the Invisible Hand.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants decline to take PTBNL

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was with you Lies

I thought he was still on the 40 man

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are really growing deficient in vrooooooom

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I was right!

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by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait so how can ford be traded if he’s a FA?

by Romosexual42 on Dec 2, 2011 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

He wasn't traded

His sister knows nothing about the process.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

so we get nothing? stupid sibling!

by Romosexual42 on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess, in hindsight, Darren Ford’s Sister wasn’t the best source for Giants-related news.

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who coulda seen that comin?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure Darren Ford’s sister is a wonderful woman, but she’s no Judy Steffes

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Paying Willie Bloomquist $4.6 million, the rumored amount of the Giants' offer, is a bad idea. The whole idea of letting Bradon Crawford run free at shortstop, bat be damned, is to get top-notch defense at rock-bottom prices and spend the cash on offense. Not on Willie Bloomquist.

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by Lyle on Dec 3, 2011 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

He got picked off by the Giants when he was trying to sign with the Mariners, so we traded him.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not brought up to be political

but I just found out that the next Republican Debate will be moderated by none other than:

Donald Trump.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Sigh.

Can we not?

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It's totally not political

I am just imaging Donald Trump moderating any debate…High School, Moot Court, Around the Horn…any debate.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Or doing anything at all without being a fucking clown.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that's a "no" to my question.

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by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

sorry.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

next year's gonna be a pain in the ass, isn't it?

I really hope the Giants make the playoffs so we have something to talk about in October.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

not to start a long winded rant...

but some aspects of politics are pretty topical right about now. It’s going to come up. I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen anything get that ugly discusion wise here.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

While I agree with you I think many people are tired of anything resembling political discussion.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because you can’t get away from it right now, and it’s only going to get worse.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

For me it’s like the moth/flame thing. It’s all a huge trainwreck: the terrible candidates, the crappy, horse-race and substance free coverage, etc… I’m drawn to it. Probably because it matters I guess. I can see how people would rather come here and talk about less heady topics though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like to discuss politics. Think about how difficult it is to do face to face. It’s very difficult to do here because most of us are passionate people. Why else would we spend hours here talking about baseball. That fact and the geographical diversity that presents itself here can lead to some pretty broad viewpoints.

That passion come can out wrong when posting without getting in to great detail about why you may hold a particular opinion or belief. It’s like trying to have a serious discussion in text message. It can’t really be done. Subtly and context can be easily lost in the format here.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think the diversity and the intelligence of McC would be very beneficial for some political debates. The ability to instantly back things up with links and google searches is a plus too.

Even so, I respect the wishes of those who don’t want it around.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what is too bad. I like discussing strategy in a dispassionate sense. I am not a republican, but it is interesting to discuss this primary as an objective observer. I wish we could separate that from discussions about class warfare and other issues.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with you but I am afraid that TL2 was a victim and he’s too valuable to this organization.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I agree with the decision. I just think it’s too bad that it has to be this way.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a bad idea.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what happened to TL2??

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He and I are roadtripping through Texas to savor the distinct flavors of Texas BBQ.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well good.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

(Not actually. He’s been off-blog for a few days. Maybe all the SITCR annoyed him.)

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think people were also making jokes specifically about Alabama

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He was here for a few days after that happened though, no?

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…he was here the day after so I am hoping his absence was not due to that issue.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

sure

But that’s not why people come here. It’s a Giants blog.

I guess you can argue the same about Parks & Rec, space travel, ASOIAF, etc. etc. etc., but none of those inspire personal attacks & animus the way politics do.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Wins for pitchers?

and the debate that shall not be named.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

PEOPLE WHO LIKE RUSH SHOULD BE POISONED, STABBED, SHOT, BURNED AT THE STAKE, AND THROWN INTO THE SUN

IN THAT ORDER.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

That's not really a debate right?

I was thinking about the one involving desserts.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people think they should be shot before stabbed. It gets heated.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

POISONING SHOULD BE THIRD!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

this is true.

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to feel that way...

…but now I think of all the hours they’ve spent listening to Rush, and I say “Haven’t they suffered enough?”

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry…I can’t hear you….I’m busy air drumming to a 30 minute drum solo I have from a bootleg

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that. I really do. I still consider myself a newbie here… My only point is, the side discussions/community here is a huge reason on my this site is so special, at least to me. There are a plethora of sites to go to if you want to engage in politics, just like there are a plethora of sites if you want to engage in only baseball.

Here, as long as everyone is respectful, I would humbly suggest z-ing through a topic you don’t like. (See: Me; My Little Pony)

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed yoshifan over on Fear the Fin and asked him if he was going to post ponies, and he assumed I was being mean to him. It was an innocent question. People do understandably get touchy when things they hold dear are disparaged.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He has none of my pity.

He was suggested to ease up, then asked to lay off the bronies, then told to cut it out with the fuckin’ bronies thing, and then the SWARM started.

Dude needs a clue.

If we’d all climbed down his throat the first time he’d posted one, this would be a completely different story.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, repeated image posting is kind of its own category

It’s invasive in a way that OT text isn’t.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But won't someone think of the ponies?

Please?

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Ironic, really, considering the whole subject line thing…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree that he was over the top.

But his reaction in another context indicated that the swarm did scar.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

For that, I'm sorry, but hopefuly he's learned.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with all of this but I think the complaint is that by even mentioning political stuff those who hold a minority view feel marginalized because they don’t want to get into it and battle TEH SWARM. I’m of the opinion that as long as people are calling each other nazis or trolling then say/do what you want.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

what?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame your phone.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

*aren’t calling each other nazis.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there are a few topics that get people worked out and can negatively damage this place.

Regardless of the discussion, people should be civil and feel free to raise their opinions no matter how crazy (I should know). Politics make rational people crazy.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would humbly suggest realizing that religion and politics are sex in the champagne room.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is very fair. I’m only providing my POV.

I would just like to add that this site as a community, is a smart community. I’m very proud that the people on here were so quick for example to support the “It Gets Better” campaign.

That tells me that

A) this is a good community, and

B) politics play a significant role in our daily lives.

Last point I guess, is that my point is ALL politics aren’t bad or taboo. Even on a baseball site.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, at least, the politics you happen to agree with.

There ARE people on this site who are less tolerant of homosexuality, despite several openly gay members. They’ve simply chosen to stick to more baseball-related topics.

But yes, that being said, it’s comforting that people with such diverse views can come here and get along…but I credit that more to baseball serving as the mediating factor than the moderated discussions themselves.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NO RELIGION OR POLITICS IN THE SEX & CHAMPAGNE ROOM!

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT CHAMPAGNE IN THE POLITICS ROOM?

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or

Sex in the Religion Room?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/ checks Google..

Nope that’s a political discussion too.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS ISN’T GREAT BRITAIN

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw his roast late Thanksgiving night. Those things are often pretty funny. Snoop Dogg was on any really baked.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Snoop Dogg was really baked.

BREAKING !!!!

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

or as they say

Water is wet

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by SFGuy on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Snoop Dogg was on any really baked.

Speaking of baked….
/checks bgunn’s eyes

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Snoop

Anyone ever watch him on Martha Stewart? That was high-larious.
He put cognac in the mashed potatoes.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn Snoop!

Stop hanging around with criminals.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

related

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It really looks like he got her high in the green room (no pun intended)

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t object to the politics, I object to the Donald.

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d prefer Darryl Hammond doing his Trump impression.

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe she could give your mother a few tips.

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that your job?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You are one.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying my mother gives a sub-standard blowjob? I DEMAND SATISFATION, SIRRAH!

/removes gloves, slaps Hyoton across the face with them

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If your mother gave better BJs, maybe you wouldn't need to be demand satisfaction

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

JD just got Thundergunned

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Greened

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, this is objective assessment!

I have statistics! /grabs crotch

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have your babies

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So?
I don’t bring this up to be offensive, but your mother gives a terrific blowjob.

Sounds like you only got one.

Jokes on you!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't talk religion, i don't talk politics .........

i talk sports.

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by GIANT stoner on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

do you talk dope?

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i talk weed, if that’s what you mean. lol. dope can be any kind of drugs nowadays. i stick to weed.

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by GIANT stoner on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that is too bad. I really used to love the simplicity of “do you smoke dope?”

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoking dope = marijuana
Doing dope = heroin

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

White dopes on punk!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a punk before you were a punk!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. That should be ‘I was a dope before you were a dope’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

or..

“A babies arm holding an apple”

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Spooner was my instructor for this band workshop I did in SF. I got to work with him for 10 weeks on songs and then perform at Cafe Du Nord at the end. He was a pretty cool guy. It was amazing how fast he could listen to a song and then teach everyone in the band their individual parts.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

although despite all that I haven’t really listened to the tubes

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fee is a god.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe they played a show at Yoshi’s this past summer.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

this subthread has taken on a distinctively 420ish odor

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Are your perceptions being challenged??

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not addictive, dude!

by Every6thDay on Dec 2, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It is, however, a gateway subthread.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It really isn't though.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not in the way nicotine is.

But I definitely know some people who can’t stop.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It, like many things, can be psychologically addictive.

I can’t remember ever hearing proof that it is physically addictive though.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

That’s basically what I mean. Some people I know don’t do anything without smoking first. I guess I’m lucky because I don’t even enjoy being high that much. It’s alright, can make things a little more fun, but I would never want to smoke before homework or exercise or anything.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking dope = Coca-Cola, at least in some parts of the country…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Will this fit on a t-shirt?
The important thing to remember is to freak out right away the second you read the news. That’s where the good, honest analysis comes from.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I’d totally buy that. Especially if it came with some good Natto or satyricrash art.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Would it be a front and back quote

or all on the front?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles:

In play, freakout(s).

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 2, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

this is good

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 3, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

More money for everyone!
If you used Ticketmaster’s website to buy tickets between October 21, 1999 and October 19, 2011, you’re in for a windfall.

Well, a $1.50 per ticket order windfall.

Because of a proposed class action settlement, Ticketmaster is being forced to credit $1.50 per ticket order (up to 17 orders) to customers due to the fact that they profited off of “processing fees” without declaring as much.

and of course:

Also, the Counsel attorneys plan to ask for an award of up to $16,500,000 in attorneys’ fees and expenses, as well as $20,000 to the two plaintiffs who brought forward the class action in the first place.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/everyone-used-ticketmaster-last-12-190940783.html

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

It’s not money, it’s store credit.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly

Gaffigan is only $61.50.

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by Bret1110 on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

$16,500,000?

Talk about “convenience fees”! /rim shot

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pearl Jam
Early June, The US Justice Department began an investigation into possible anti-competitive actions in the concert industry after the band’s laywers filed a complaint last month. Pearl Jam officially asked the United States Department of Justice to investigate Ticketmaster on antitrust charges, alleging that the company’s 1991 buyout of Ticketron resulted in a Ticketmaster monopoly over ticket distribution in the country’s arenas and stadiums. When Pearl Jam tried to mount a summer 1994 tour using non-Ticketmaster facilities, they claimed that Ticketmaster had used its influence to successfully pressure promoters to boycott the low-cost tour. Pearl Jam proposed charging a face value of $18 plus a 10% service charge, which falls well below the usual service charge on concert tickets . [Tickemaster charges services fees ranging from $4-$15 on top of according to the complain filed with the Justice Department]. The band garnered support of artists such as R.E.M., Garth Brooks, Neil Young, Grateful Dead, and Aerosmith, whose manager Tim Collins testified at the House hearings and read a statement that Aerosmith had issued from Italy where they were on tour, quoting Steven Tyler’s view of how Ticketmaster relates to the music industry: “Mussolini may have made trains run on time but not everyone could get a seat on those trains”. Even the White House joined the chorus of support for the band’s efforts. Although R.E.M.‘s attorney and co-manager, Bertis Downs, testified against Ticketmaster during the hearing’s, R.E.M. ended up using the company on their Monster tour with over-the-phone service fee’s hitting $6.50 on a $40 ticket. So the band found it impossible to book a tour without the cooperation of Ticketmaster, so they canceled their 94’ Summer Tour.

Although it’s been widely reported that it was Pearl Jam’s complaint about Ticketmaster that first drew the Justice Department’s attention to the company’s business practices and initiated the antitrust investigation, Pearl Jam had been approached by the Justice Department and asked to make a formal complaint about Ticketmaster. The Justice Department was apparently already toying with the idea of an antitrust investigation against Ticketmaster, and had simply seized on Pearl Jam, in the wake of published comments by the band on their disputes with the ticket giant, as a high-profile wedge they could use to push the inquiry through.

Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard gave three hours of testimony before government subcommittee on Capitol Hill on June 30th about the ever-escalating expense involved in purchasing tickets to entertainment events, singling out Ticketmaster and charging that the computerized ticket service prices its tickets for rock concerts far higher that the band’s young fans can afford. They testified that they, “should have the freedom to go elsewhere if Ticketmaster is not prepared to negotiate terms that are acceptable to both of us”.

“Eventually they came out with a press release that basically said, “The Department of Justice has ceased its investigation of Ticketmaster. No further investigation will take place.” That was it, after a year of struggle. It was really amazing to be right up close and get absolutely stomped on by a huge corporate entity", Eddie Vedder.

In July 1995, the Justice Department dropped its investigation; analysts believe that because venue owners and promoters willingly entered into the exclusive contracts, the Justice Department had no choice but to clear Ticketmaster)

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

.
We were trying to keep our ticket prices low, and we were finding that in a lot of cases, the service charge was changing randomly. Sometimes it would be five bucks, sometimes it would be eight, and we didn’t understand why. And the response was a very cocky Fred Rosen [president of Ticketmaster] saying, ‘If you guys are stupid enough not to make what you’re worth, then I’m going to make what you’re worth.’ They wouldn’t even print their service charge on the tickets. It looked like we were charging, say, 26 bucks for a ticket when we were really only charging 18. My brother, who’s a lawyer, turned me on to another lawyer, and he thought it was all very interesting, and the next thing I know the Justice Department is calling…", Kelly Curtis (Pearl Jam Manager).

"Basically, they’re the largest ticket distribution company, and they set up contracts with venues. It’s a very cozy relationship between the building owners, and promoters and Ticketmaster. There’s no real competition for them in terms of how difficult it is to start one of these companies now that Ticketmaster has got a grip on the business. Testifying before Congress about it was a very surreal experience. Say we, Pearl Jam, want to sell our tickets for $18, which is a relatively low price today. So Ticketmaster says, well, Christ, if they want to sell their tickets for $18 and we know they’re going to sell out, let’s tack on a $5 service charge. And there’s no standard service charge, they can tack on whatever they feel. They can go low for a family event like a circus or much higher for an Eagles show. One of the issues we’re hoping to get the government to act on is to say, “You can’t have a service charge that’s more than ten percent of the actual ticket price,” or something so you’d know where you were standing. We’re a band that’s willing to compromise to make things right for both parties. But in [Ticketmaster CEO] Fred Rosen’s case, he’s not really willing to do that in a way that makes us feel comfortable in terms of knowing he’s not screwing us", Stone Gossard.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant Brisbee.

That was LITERALLY the best thing I’ve read all day.

/points finger in Grant’s face

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

with mocking laughter?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to watch more Parks and Rec.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

/cries, jumps around

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Trial of Leslie Knope was pretty awesome.

Also, the anime break in the middle of Community was epic.

Consider the Community/Parks and Rec subthread officially started.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m watching Parks and Rec right now.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll watch episode 4 right now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I have yet to understand why Rashida Jones is in so many things.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she’s purdy.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I write her name on my chemistry textbook cover every day during lunch.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that she’s Jewish just makes her that much more intriguing.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“…and she’s Jewish?”

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, through her mother. Even went to Hebrew School and all that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That, like most of my other posts, was a context-free quote from Community.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 3, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

And she was friends with Tupac

or something.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the staff members on this show is named Hiscock?

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always liked her. I suppose she pretty much plays the same person though.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s good at playing the non-comedic character in comedies. Being the straight woman, if you will.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

She played a gay woman in Our Idiot Brother.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This does seem to cover a lot of her roles.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

She has good timing for it, even if her character isn’t the one being hilarious.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

She never seems to have any chemistry with anybody. Not even romantic chemistry. Just “we’re in the same scene together” chemistry.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she works pretty well with Amy Poehler, but that’s really more a Season 2 thing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

She seemed to be getting better by the end of season 1, actually. I may have some preconceptions based on the movies I’ve seen her in. She felt so out of place in I Love You Man, for instance.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, I think the answer to your question is: her parents. Hollywood really is a legacy town after all.

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by Roger on Dec 3, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sort of fascinated by her because of her background- she’s led one of the strangest, coolest lives I can imagine. Her father is Quincy Jones so she got to hang out with all of Quincy’s buds, including Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, and Ella Fitzgerald and hung out at Neverland Ranch all the time with Michael Jackson (there’s a story I read where she talks about driving around with Michael and Emanuel Lewis squirting people with super soakers while driving around in Michael’s limo). Her sister was engaged to Tupac and she went to Harvard where she acted in plays and was in that super annoying Harvard acapella group (with whom she also wrote a bunch of songs for). She also dated Obama’s speech writer and was dating John Krasinski when she was on the Office (which she was great in). And from pretty much every account I’ve read of her, she appears to be fairly normal.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 3, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like her

I think she’s a great straight woman on P&R

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by jponry on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, episode 6. Doesn’t seem like this park will get made in season 1.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that show used to be about getting a park built.

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by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

For whatever reason, I was expecting this to be a proper season break. I guess it was only a half season.

But are they following up on this stuff or not? I can’t tell.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, they are.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop watching Season 1, skip to Season 2. The show was pretty meh until then.

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Episode 6 is the end of season 1. At least as it’s listed on Netflix.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW, I TELL YOU

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I already finished it. I’m watching gay penguins now.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S A GREAT EPISODE

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you might not be talking about Parks & Rec anymore.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the question.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all rainbows and puppies after Gay Penguins

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a single episode of Community (maybe this season’s premier?) and was pretty meh on it. I’m sure I’ll give it another chance sometime.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because this season is just okay.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

I haven’t watched the new episodes yet. I’ve brought this on myself, haven’t I?

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by Ott on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ANIME CAT

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out

Grant’s a finger-licker

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Self-directed reality check:

the Giants fanatic in me is exceptionally upset that for a team still fairly close to its most recent WS championship, and arguably in reach of another, this team wants to tighten the purse strings.

But then I asked myself what would change my mind. Would I rather Sabean was actively pursuing every big ticket free agent that we even remotely needed, and/or offering ridiculous trades of virtually any of my beloved Giants for perceived improvements from elsewhere?

No.

Then what?

I honestly don’t know. I don’t like what I’m hearing, and I’m not excited about it yet, but I’m not sure what the more reasonable expectations would be at this point. I turn to the experts/gritty vets among us: what WOULD you expect Sabes to be doing at this point without tipping his hand, etc.? (BESIDES signing Reyes already, GP..!)

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

Nakajima!

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

His posting deadline is today no?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my understanding.

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm neither, but I'd like Sabean's strategy to involve more shutting up.

Not going out and saying “We’re not signing any big-ticket free agents, we’re focusing on our pitching, blah blah blah.” Unless it’s some kind of amazing misdirection, it basically takes the Giants out of the game when I can’t imagine there’s any advantage in it. Why not make vague noises about improving the lineup and see if, I dunno, Jose Reyes turns out to be way cheaper than expected, or a you can squeeze a low posting bid on Nakajima, etc?

If you’re not going to make a splash, then just float in the pool and see what happens. Don’t stomp off to the locker room.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

Sabean uses “misdirection” and “confusion” a lot.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Which is why this immediate “FUCK IT, WE’RE OUT!” is so weird and off-putting.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Again

it’s just Sabean being Sabean.

Remember, according to Sabean, Jonathan Sanchez was going on the 2012 Giants for sure.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I mean

I’ll be thrilled if it is misdirection and they’re in on Reyes, Nakajima, or Rollins, or are otherwise looking to seriously improve the lineup.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re out of the Reyes and probably Rollins race. Not just because of their demands but their lack of durability and desired contract length.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Would people really rather that he tell the press

exactly what he’s thinking? It would seem pretty basic that part of negotiating strategy is to HIDE YOUR STRATEGY from the opposition. I hope to hell he’s lying every time some reporter asks him for a spoiler.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I'd like him to tell the press as little as possible.

Again, if this IS vast misdirection on FA signings, awesome. But if you’ve got a crappy budget and little chance of signing impact players, and a league-worst offense to fix, why would you go out there and SAY “We have no money and we’re spending the not-money we have on pitching”?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And now we’re back to your original idea which I completely support.

I’m neither, but I’d like Sabean’s strategy to involve more shutting up.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking perhaps you don’t play much poker.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually the best way to play poker is to act the same with a good or bad hand. Always doing the opposite of what you say/show is not a good way to play.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, it tells me exactly what you have!

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Smells like HepC to me!

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You're going to make one helluva doctor!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

PhD, not MD

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you still get the title ‘Doctor’ though?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Either way you’ve ruined my joke.
/pouts

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You can still write scripts though, right?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I can do better. I can make illegal drugs a la Walter White.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or just pull down some GHB from the shelf. We have a huge bottle of that here. I haven’t the slightest idea why.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Film scripts?

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I definitely cannot do that.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

With the sheer volume of medical dramas that exist, I feel like there has to be one at some time that was titled P.H.D, M.D. with a main character whose initials were P.H.D.

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by Ott on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that was funny. I’m still not sure why, but I can’t stop laughing.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, point taken.

Still, you don’t have a reporter in your face asking you how you’re going to play in the middle of a hand.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying Brian Sabean and the rest of the org shouldn't bluff

I’ve said repeatedly I’d be thrilled if they were (although it’s a pretty clumsy way of doing so, the standards aren’t incredibly high). But I don’t think they are, because by all appearances everything he’s said about the budget is true.

Like I said in my very first post, I think he should say as little as possible, and if he is going to say things, they shouldn’t be about what the Giants aren’t going to do to fix their offense.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is sort of what I was getting at in the original post.

Puts the onus back on us to decide how truly pleased we are with him at the moment.

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

His mistake was dumping all his points into those skills and almost none into ‘Contract Negotiation’ or ‘Free Agent Evaluation’.

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by Ott on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Or at the very least, pickpocketing.

He could get Andrew Friedman to be all “Hey, didn’t I have a Zobrist around here?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Only noobs use misdirection

Imp’s mischief and swerve are way cheaper and standard counterspells are way more versatile and effective.

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If they're expanding the payroll to $130M as reported

I wouldn’t call it “tightening the purse strings”

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent point.

Perhaps it’s safe to say that fan perception is that FO can afford to spend more than it is claiming, ergo grumpy fans who just like to see balls in play.

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins was on with Marty last night spouting off about how they must have made so much money on all the t-shirts and they could definitely be spending more. I guess nobody else really believes in the rainy day fund

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Every year we complain about how much they spend. Yet every year they spend more.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

When they include players who are no longer on the 25 man roster in that 130 million, it seems a bit like a lie. At least it does to me. Also, once the arb awards and built-in increases in existing players contracts kick in, most of that “increase” is accounted for.

Anyway, the majority of what is left is being spent in a way that will keep the Giants as a team that will continue to be bottom 5 in runs scored.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent point.

/grabs popcorn and awaits the reply from Goofus

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But they could be saying no to all those arb awards and built-in increases so it is, technically, a payroll increase. It’s just hard to explain from a PR perspective because whenever you say “payroll increase” everybody starts getting dreamy thoughts of a Reyes/Fielder short to first infield

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

When they include players who are no longer on the 25 man roster in that 130 million, it seems a bit like a lie.

Right ? I think of the payroll in terms of players on the field. The FO thinks of it as every mistake they have ever made and all of the backloaded contracts that they pay out years after the fact.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The other disturbing thing....

…is that $42MM of the $130MM will be spent on Aaron Rowand, Barry Zito, and Aubrey Huff.

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff will bounce back, Zito will eat some innings….aw hell, can we just talk about the Bears?

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That is disturbing

Almost as disturbing as this.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Disturbingly awesome!

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's creepy, but it's Pork

so it has that going for it.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

which is nice…

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What is even more interesting...

Zito, Huff, Rowand, Wilson, Sanchez, Affelt, and Lopez account for $66MM of salary which is just over half of the total of ($130MM). So basically, we are talking about the Oakland A’s ($63MM) + a washed up 5th starter, a washed up shitty back-up first baseman, a pure average second baseman with no existing connective tissue in his dominant shoulder, a player we DFA’d, two LOOGYs and a closer who has made at least 2 visits to the Birmingham Alabama offices of Dr. James Andrews in the past 6 months.

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

where is the pork “dinner” meat?

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Right here..

In yet another blatant attempt to lure TL2 back, I present more positive images from the south. Southern Style Pork Chops, with Black Eyed Peas and Collard Greens

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That looks pretty tasty.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget this guy reps Alabama as well

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by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed most of the thread/conversation when it happened, so I don’t know all of details. Apparently all of the Champagne room talk and some very negative comments about Alabama.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nooooo

This is why we can’t have nice things.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was good-natured (at least considering this crowd).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My cat is pretty good-natured about the way he plays with mice. Oddly, the mice don’t seem to enjoy it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You need tougher mice.

Which is to say, I miss TL2, too. I hope my crack about Eisenhower Republicans wasn’t the last straw.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't disagree with...

… how the payroll increases are mostly covering keeping existing players, however it’s still an increase in payroll and they remain in the upper tiers of spending.

IIRC, they started last season at ~$120M and finished at ~$124M and are (apparently) increasing it from there.

There are legitimate arguments about how the money is being spent. My comment was more “let’s keep things in perspective” and not make them sound like they’re cutting payroll.

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’d be comforted if they were still on the team? The fact that they aren’t on the 25 man is a blessing.
They are players that the Giants are paying money to this year, hence they are in this year’s budget. I think that sucks, but I wouldn’t call it a lie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I want him, but if the Giants did want DeRosa back, you would think he’d feel an obligation to go back to them after doing nothing for 12 million dollars.

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Player Coach!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather he just be a coach.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL LAWYERS
POINT TWO: The rate at which American law schools are producing aspiring lawyers far outstrips the demand for new lawyers, and this has been the case for many years now. The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that the economy will produce an average of approximately 24,400 new jobs for lawyers per year over the next decade. ABA-accredited law schools are producing 45,000 new graduates per year, while non-accredited schools produce several thousand more (Approximately 53,000 people pass state bar examinations each year). An important sub-point about these statistics is that the BLS estimates are not for how many jobs will be filled by new law school graduates: they are for all new legal jobs. What this means is one can’t assume, for instance, that half the 50,000 aspiring lawyers (conservatively speaking) that enter the market each year will get law jobs, since some of those new jobs are going to be taken by people already in the market for attorney jobs who were not currently employed as attorneys. Obviously, this problem gets worse over time, as the surplus of lawyers without law jobs continues to increase.

So bad. So, so bad.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah

it’s stupid to let you kid be a lawyer unless they’re already have a PHD (science or engineering) or MBA and/or graduating from a top-25 law school.

The average amount borrowed annually by law students jumped 50 percent from 2001 to 2010, the Hartford Business Journal reports. In the last academic year, law students borrowed an average of $68,827 for public schools and $106,249 for private educations.

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/average_annual_law_school_loan_jumped_50_percent_since_2001

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t the cost of any type of college education jump at least 50% in that same time frame, though?

It’s a shame, law school was my lazy default for an advanced degree. Now I have to figure out something I’d actually want to do and stuff.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

I know that my law tuition went up from $25,000 to $35,000 to $43,000 for the three years I was there.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think most education costs have jumped. Lawyering school was probably just already more expensive. It’s a shame too because it’s something I have an interest in but with current BA student debt I can’t justify the expense.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The amount of job availability is cause for concern...

….the debt less so. Lawyers have considerably more access to salaries that can erase that accelerated debt than, say, firemen or teachers.

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the combination of the two that scares me

I’d be able to deal with one individually, but the prospect of being $100k+ in debt AND not being able to find a decent job? Terrifying.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I envision tens of thousands of student loan defaults with the government having no choice but to take the loss…. And many of those ‘10 years in the public service’ being sorely disappointed by a change in the rules…. And hundreds of law schools deservedly being put out of business…. With the final outcome of the job and education market falling back into some semblance of reality.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not really true

Maybe 15 percent of the top law school grads get a “Big Law” job ($150,000 or so plus bonus) Most get significantly less. The average salary of a new attorney is $97,000 in the Los Angeles area. Attorneys lose three years of experience by going to Law school.

Also, a lot of big firms are dividing their hires to partner and non-partner tracks. Partner tracks still get the big money but the non-partner tracks make like half that.

The only thing going for being an attorney is the relative longevity of the job.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My implication was that longevity offers itself to improvement over time.

There isn’t much of a sliding scale for income for fire departments; they’re subject to the whims of their locale and pretty set. Teachers have a similar structure and considerably less job security, yet similar debt ratios.

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Both Teachers and firefighters in a normal market have a considerably higher job security than attorneys.

It’s actually a lot worse now…experienced attorneys are now taking jobs for new hires or first/second year attorneys.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Things are tough all over.

experienced [job title]are now taking jobs for new hires or first/second year [job title].

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But do all careers have the same room for rebound?

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by breadfan7 on Dec 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not entirely true

Older, more expensive software engineers gets laid off so their company can hire cheaper, younger engineers out of college and work them 80+ hours a week for 1/2 the price all the time.

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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember Duke getting in trouble for this a couple years ago. Those students who couldn’t get jobs were given research assistant type jobs at the law school their first year out so that they could say that they had 100% employment rate upon graduation.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Document review!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a research assistant type job

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re getting $14 an hour while a +$1,000 loan payment knocks on your door every month you may just change your tune.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's better than $0

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by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do what my older daughter does...Call Dad.
When you’re getting $14 an hour while a +$1,000 loan payment knocks on your door every month

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard recently that you can cap your monthly student loan payments at 15% of your annual income, but I haven’t looked into it yet.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That has been proposed, but not passed yet. It would be a significant change in the way “outsourced” student loans are paid.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the one that wasn’t passed yet was a revision that would reduce the cap to 10%…

I really am just going from memory here, though. According to http://www.finaid.org/loans/ibr.phtml, there was something that went into effect in 2009 based on income.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

In the next couple of months, I’ll know a lot more about this. There will be some very serious conversations going on with my financial aid advisor.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the political band-aid

But the underline there is ‘can’, with the understanding that some will still pay an absurd percentage of their income while others will simply be obliged to pay on their student debt until they’re dead.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine being in your sixties and still paying on a student loan you incurred during your early twenties.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems wrong doesn't it ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I am well into my 40’s and still paying off a loan I took out when I was 22.

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What I heard included forgiveness after 20 years of payment.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m pretty sure I imagine this scenario daily.

I’d rather make reasonable payments my whole life than have my life ruined next year. At least, that’s my stance now.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The logical scenario involves a united group of over indebted students to all simultaneously and thoroughly default, thus destroying the entire system in one fell swoop. We can call it ‘Occupy Sallie Mae’.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Pure, unassailable logic

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel I should say that for all my money complaining – and I realize I complain about it often enough – I believe in the decisions I’ve made and am extremely happy with the path I’m on. The work that I’ve done, am doing, and will be doing is extremely gratifying.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is the current program for capped payments:

http://www.ibrinfo.org/what.vp.html

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Public schools and colleges are run by tribal governments?

In any case, I believe there is a 100% chance that I will qualify for some reasonable cap here.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, at her current rate, my ex-gf will be paying over $700 a month until she’s into her 60’s. She also hates being a lawyer and regrets law school. Poor girl.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Becoming a lawyer was about the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Fortunately, my loans will be paid off long before I hit my 60’s.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I didn’t know what to do after college and I bought in to the whole “you can work in any field” line. My loans aren’t too bad though.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time I hear about loans, my indentured servitude seems better and better.

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It's only 7 years!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

All this talk is making me feel so much better about not having gone to college.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Get your art degree, Little Alex.... Follow your dreams!

Just kidding. I was lucky enough to have a wealthy relative who believed that all his grandchildren should have a college education, bar none, provided that they maintained the grades to do so.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a Fine Arts degree and work in tech. Probably not as common today as when I started, but it happens.

/old

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by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a lawyer sucks, but I wouldn’t consider that an indictment against higher education.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been reading the collected speeches and letters of Abraham Lincoln…. That guy sure knew how to make law sound glorious.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps it was a little less litigious than our current version.

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt he was talking to the judge at the time…

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My girlfriend and I have a running joke going in that we’ve never actually met lawyers who were happy. They were all miserable and exhausted from working really hard but owned lots of really cool things

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty happy about being a lawyer

It’s kinda of fun at times and you do have a better/realistic understanding of the legal system.

It can be exhausting but that has a lot to do with your employer/firm.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister is a lawyer in the public sector (she works for a federal judge). Obviously you don’t get paid as much, so if you have huge loans to pay off I guess that would be the end of that. But you get benefits, your employer is more likely to be cool about alternative work arrangements (she’s worked part-time for very extended stretches in order to spend time with her kids), and when you are on the clock, it’s possible to have a 9-to-5 day.

by non sequitur on Dec 2, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

There is

loan forgiveness if you work for public interest/non-profit. 6 year plan.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I don’t even know how she financed law school. She had to have taken out some loans. I wonder if my parents chipped in a few bucks.

by non sequitur on Dec 2, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My attorney makes big bucks, travels all over the world (for pleasure) and has a huge victorian house in SF. I’d say he’s happy; course he bills thousands of hours, with his hourly rate being over $800. I can barely afford to talk to him for 5 minutes.

by City Girl on Dec 2, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The retired lawyers I know seem to be pretty fricking joyful.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone buys into that, apparently. I went to public school, so my loans aren’t too bad, but it took me awhile to start being able to make major payments on them.

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by kdl on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve worked with 4 different associates within the last two years — all of them are now gone to other ventures.

by City Girl on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I do

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT FOR LONG

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that seems to be where it’s going. Although, I was on a case that tried to do that and it was a total clusterfuck and a huge waste of time and money. We ended up ditching it and going back to regular doc review.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot for Hosner

Ger Er Done!

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by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

KC in a unusual place

Yeah, I’ve heard that about Missouri before.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

unusual as in Olney can’t believe he actually wrote a sentence about a non I-95 team

by Clark woulda had it on Dec 2, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL METS
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Unbelievable: MLB official says if Reyes joins Bell in Miami, #Marlins only hand #Mets 3rd-round pick. Explanation: es.pn/uQRrVW

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder if this fact would motivate the Mets to try and re-sign him, if they had the money.

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by Kitspool on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what that is supposed to say after three tries.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If Reyes signs with the Marlins the Mets only get a 3rd rounder as compensation.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I think I mistook a # for an @. I can’t get the hang of this twitter thing, get off my lawn, etc.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If Jose Reyes goes to the Marlins, then Miami only has to give up a third-round pick as compensation in the next draft.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

did Heath Bell sign with the marlins?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks.

I was curious but not curious enough to google

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha
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This is a misprint. It’s actually supposed to read “four teams of surgeons checked DeRosa.”

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL - Jon Heyman

Tweets that SF had “interest” in Willy Mo Pena before he signed for close to $5m with the Softbank Hawks.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

sheesh

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by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumpster diving

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Gonna need a bigger dumpster…”

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“Wait, hold on. This dumpster isn’t deep enough for our needs.”

by Bar None on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m of the belief that if we’re going to sign shitty players we should at least sign shitty players that are entertaining.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be entertaining!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Creepy and hilarious

Accoutrements Horse Head

The customer reviews are funny, but really it’s the extra customer images that are truly amazing.

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by marcello on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve had that on my Amazon wishlist for the past year.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

That’s how I saw it, on someone’s wishlist.

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by marcello on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too scared to actually get one. I don’t want one of those staring at me in my room.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I just ordered one. I want to see my dog’s reaction.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Niiiccce !!

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re between Danes (our rescue dog is anti-social, dont want a big dog to learn that). They’re the most fantastic dogs. What color?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Black with a white soul patch on his chest. I think his paws all have white on the bottom too, at least 2 do.

I have a Maltese. Both have hearts of gold.

The Dane is pretty silly. I love the way his ears flop around when he runs.

by Myemail21479 on Dec 2, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I absolutely loved this! Last year I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together. I’m really glad I was able to find it! I won the best costume contest at my work. :)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SL

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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by marcello on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's pretty creepy

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by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I discovered this

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We played "Track the puck" with her during the game last night

For the first time, she sort of understood the objective of the game and what’s going on.

Tomorrow’s lesson : Offside and Icing!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If she can follow the puck and understand the objective of the game, then she is already better than like 25% of adult Americans.

If you can teach her offside and icing she will be more knowledgeable than 95% of adult Americans.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s stretching it lol.

But for the first time, when the game went to shoot out, she understood 100% what’s going on!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You are doing this parenting thing right.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this statement.

But importantly, what is her standpoint on Matt Cain?

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

CUTE!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DO SOMETHING!

THAT SHARK HAS YOUR DAUGHTER

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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got nice twits

uh..tweeters

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by Goofus on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

….

Okay. This hopefully has something to do with twitter.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they're awesome

I’m following just to keep an eye on ’em.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope it wasn’t your “Z” finger.

Get well.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It was!

It is my left index finger. (The break was caused by massive pass interference)

But I have gotten much better at typing with only 3 fingers on my left hand.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Reyes "mystery team" discussion
Giants – GM Brian Sabean decided to build what will probably be the game’s most expensive bullpen, so it doesn’t look like there’s room for Reyes without the team’s payroll hitting $140 million next year. He’d provide a huge lift at a problem position, though, and give the Giants the leadoff hitter they need.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/02/who-will-be-the-mystery-team-for-jose-reyes?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

That article makes it sound like

no one really wants him. Or that they’ll only bid on him to drive up the cost for the Marlins.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the cubicle’s Chameleon Circuit broken?

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. Maybe the Doctor landed in an ordinary office and the Chameleon circuit is jammed halfway between working (blending in as a cubicle) and and stuck on Police Box.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

but where are was that photo taken in space and time?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM
In Tebow’s case, the conventional numbers lie. His quarterback rating of 80.5 would rank him 21st in the league. By Lahman’s measure of “Adjusted Yards,” however, he’s no worse than ninth.

Still, because the nine games in which Tebow has appeared (six as a starter, three in relief) are an admittedly small sample, Lahman came up with a better way to gauge Tebow’s effectiveness. It’s a spread sheet that ranks quarterbacks by “Adjusted Yards per Touch” ("a touch" being defined as pass and rushing attempts plus sacks). By that measure, Tebow gains an average of 2.61 yards every time he touches the ball. Maybe that doesn’t sound like much, but only four quarterbacks have doe better this season. In order, they are Rodgers, Drew Brees, Brady and injured Matt Schaub. Tebow is No. 5.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

At some point

Tebow will have to execute the “forward pass” with some consistency.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

QBs that run more than pass usually don’t last very long (see Vick, Michael)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So if I’m reading that right… Lahman invented a stat to make Tebow look good by comparison, and it made Tebow look good by comparison?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In very practical terms, if Tebow were adding a level of offense to his team only surpassed by Rodgers, Brees, Brady, and Schaub, they would be scoring more than two offensive touchdowns a game with him starting.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But he leads the league in being Tim Tebow.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If Matt Cain hung out with Tim Tebow, Matt Cain would no longer suck at winning games.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

non October games

Matty’s got a firm grasp of winning in October.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to lose if you don’t give up any runs.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the 2011 Giants rotation

would beg to differ

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY GAVE UP OVER THREE RUNS A GAME! THREE!!! THEY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain: Bruce Willis :: Tebow : Samuel L. Jackson

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’m tired of these motherfucking drop back passes on this motherfucking play sheet!”

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But what if you think Samuel L is way cooler than Bruce Willis?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I see my Unbreakable reference has backfired

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooohhhh….I thought you were doing a bad ass actor metaphor or maybe even a Pulp Fiction metaphor and you liked the Bruce Willis story better than the Samuel L story (which would be wrong)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a Die Hard 3 reference.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So on average, every time he touches the ball they don’t get a first down, or what?

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

“Adjusted Yards per Touch” must be SOME adjustment, because Alex Smith has combined for 2078 yards through the air and ground, including negative yards for sacks, on 362 total touches, making an “Unadjusted Yards per Touch” for him equal to 5.74.

My guess is that there’s some batshittery about a YAC/DEF/ETC adjustment that batshits things to look a particular way.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing that it wildly overrates sacks, interceptions, and touchdowns by the QB. Those are the things he’s been “good” at right?

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It vastly overrates whatever the guy who created it decided needed to be overrated to make Tebow rank highly.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I alone in not giving a shit about Tim Tebow?

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No you are not.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean Andy Dalton, oROTY right?!

by Hyoton on Dec 2, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cam Newton will get it

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

WINS

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you.

What about Newton’s SIERA and xFIP?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SIERA?

I think Newton drives an Escalade.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cam Newton has his own stripper?

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And he may very well deserve it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I started off annoyed with him. (To be fair this started when he was still in college). I have moved to the “amused and bemused” phase.

I’m sure it will swing back around to IDGAF shut up eventually.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Contribute to the RDF:
Tomorrow, Saturday December 3rd, the Giants celebrate the Grand Opening of our new Walnut Creek Store location with a party – and you’re invited! We’re pleased to announce the opening of the new Dugout Store located at 1231 South Main Street in Walnut Creek, across from Broadway Plaza.

Join Willie McCovey, Duane Kuiper, Lou Seal, the 2010 World Champion Trophy and many more special guests at the ribbon cutting ceremony at 10:00 AM. The party continues until 1:00 PM. There will be entertainment, prizes and ballpark snacks so get started on that shopping list for your favorite Giants fan!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 2, 2011 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Over/Under on Kuip being under the influence during this event.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 2, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I just say

It feels really weird for him to be doing an even without Kruk. I mean, I know they’re not joined at the hip, but, like, I can’t conceive in my brain of them having separate lives.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOOOOMMMMMM

Darren Ford Sprints Headlong Into Mariners Organization

From the Argyled One.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

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As many of you know, I work with Grant Brisbee from McCovey Chronicles. We both write for our own sites, and we both write for Baseball Nation. There exists a Baseball Nation editorial chatroom into which we’re seemingly always logged

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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As many of you know, I work with Grant Brisbee from McCovey Chronicles. We both write for our own sites, and we both write for Baseball Nation. There exists a Baseball Nation editorial chatroom into which we’re seemingly always logged

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

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As many of you know, I work with Grant Brisbee from McCovey Chronicles. We both write for our own sites, and we both write for Baseball Nation. There exists a Baseball Nation editorial chatroom into which we’re seemingly always logged

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL That’s the site not me. I saw your duplicate post and not mine. I had to refresh to do so.

Now the joke is a failure, and in fact, the joke is now on me.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a failure from the start.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello
As many of you know, I work with Grant Brisbee from McCovey Chronicles. We both write for our own sites, and we both write for Baseball Nation. There exists a Baseball Nation editorial chatroom in which we’re seemingly always logged.

Hello

Many as of know you, I with Grant Brisbee work from McCleary Chronicles. We write our own sites both, and both we write for the Baseball Kingdom. Apparent is the Baseball Kingdom editorial chatroom with which we’re seemingly always logged.

Hello

You know this, Grant Brisbee is my McCormick Companion. We conjure sites, and we create these for the Honkball Empire. Behold the Honkball Empire chat cell within which we are ever embroiled.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Inbreeding is dangerous, people.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So.... How about this weather?

70 with a light breeze? On December 2nd? Ah, California.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

Great to be back after 8 years of exile in NYC, Chicago and Denver

Now to leave work early to hit some golf balls

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 2, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to complain, but we are going skiing on the 26th at Kirkwood and I am starting to think we will want to bring our bikes instead…

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

get dead

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Way OT

My 3 yr old son just tried to teabag his 5 month old brother.

I don’t know whether to laugh or rage.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

I fear that anything I would want to write here will land me in jail.

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m laughing. Sorry if it’s inappropriate.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's cool

i’m just glad the mission wasn’t completed

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, it's harmless

If he’s 13 and not 3, worry.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wish the 3 yr old didn’t try to high-five me after.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

When he’s a teenager you can mortify him by pointing out in front of his friends that the first time his balls descended it was onto his brother’s face.

Actually, I think that story will work for either of them.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume there are photos.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Those photos will not play well to the FBI

by capn on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

now that’s just creepy

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How else will you embarrass them later?

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be pretty embarrassed by those criminal charges being brought against my dad.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 2, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Alas, no joke: my wife refused to take photos of the child naked, ever. That’s a little sad. I mean, I probably spent two-thirds of my waking hours in summertime when I was ages 2-4 naked.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"daddy's in jail for watching me teabag my brother"

is game, set and match for embarrassment.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean gave him an angry lecture about the evils of socialism?

I know, I know, champagne room.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Dec 2, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I told him to keep his 'man parts' to himself

does that count?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the teabag you have to worry about. It’s the steep time.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Chip and Claire live
the revolution came one day
and swept the upper class away
one thing prep school had not prepared them for

One of those days.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

-------

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Strangely, Google Maps just told me to take 101

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I actually just typed it in and it tells me to take I-5. Apparently The Shire and Mordor are in Washington State. They are only 135 miles and ~2 days apart walking. Why the hell did it take the Hobbits so long? I am going to blame their stubby little legs.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

they got lost looking for an In n Out

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Potheads

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we just found Sammy Sosa
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
sitting next to 2 pushiest people in world. flat refused to sit in assigned middle seat. feigned inability to speak english tho they do

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 2, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Get a flight attendant if it bothers you that much asshole

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Crying on twitter about it instead of doing something about it? Wimp.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you replaced Heyman with Schulman I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Dec 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Reyes update
@DPLennon David Lennon
Does not appear Reyes will be signing before start of winter meetings, which presumably gives #Mets time to get up to speed.
@JCRMarlinsbeat Juan C. Rodriguez
#Marlins have not given Reyes ultimatum; prepared to wait him out thru Winter Meetings.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

That’ll give Sabean enough time to trade off enough relievers to Reyes

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 2, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Where's TheLetter2?

Missing those Today updates that degenerate in political discussions.

Seriously, has poor TL2 been banished?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

He’s probably just busy.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfaithful?

His profile page says he’s posted on Talking Chop the past couple of days.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, by all means, let's all stalk him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Dec 2, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously guys.

It’s been like 2 days. This is getting ridiculous. No one would care this much if I were to ever theoretically not post here for a day or so.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I WAS GONE THE WHOLE THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AND NOBODY GAVE A DAMN

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

(least of all me)

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally noticed

Well, as long as by ‘totally noticed’ you mean ‘stuffed myself with turkey and giblets’.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The judges are telling me this is acceptable.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

woohoo!

Does it still count if I also ate a whole lot of sweet potatoes?

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE THE HELL IS RESDOG?!?!?!?!

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would just assume you eloped with floor 2 girl.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or was that Alex Lewis?

Or maybe jctgamer. I don’t know. We need a spreadsheet or something.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you got it right.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably weird how much we know about each other.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I know where you live!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Dec 2, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s sorta what I mean.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking this a couple weeks ago.

If one were so inclined, one could create pretty freakishly and creepily comprehensive biographies of some posters by compiling posts.

Pictures, family demographics, interests in food, tv, movies, books, music, etc. Not to mention occupation, location, place of origin.

I know I have definitely revealed all of these things over the years.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Dec 2, 2011 10:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh man. So true. It wouldn’t even be that hard, you just need dedication and an excel spreadsheet.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

El Person has the list of white people.

I only have floor plans

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 2, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto has the raw list for races. El Person would be able to use it to cross check his list if Natto didn’t hate him so much based on his race.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/adds howie to the secret list

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW

I’m not getting married tomorrow. Tell it to me straight, doc.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And I haven’t been invited.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 2, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither have my neighbors nine new hens.

Guess what not-quite-four-year-olds love?

Chickens.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And they’re correct. Chickens are among the funniest things on earth.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 2, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Booook book bok bok bok. Buk cock!

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?”

Link

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 3, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been pained by GiantPain.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I can tell you about GiantPain caused by him. It only starts with violations of syntax.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 2, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

AND WHERE WAS GREEKFRO FOR THE PAST MONTH??!!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Dec 2, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at a Giants Monopoly game.

Has Alfonzo as a red property. A.J is an orange. J.T is yellow and Boardwalk is SBC Park.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Dec 2, 2011 6:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

This seems dumb
“[Cespedes is] more likely to hit 30 homers than hit .300 and probably compares best to somebody like Cameron Maybin, but with more power if less range and speed,” said one executive. "He’s stronger and more stocky and may end up on an outfield corner in a few years, but for now he can play center field

A quote on MLBTR.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

But how many RBIs will he get?

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybin has 22 career HRs in 1178 career PAs.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant Strategy Sabean and Co.!
The Giants aren’t pursuing heavyweight free-agent hitters. Does that weigh in Tim Lincecum’s decision to eventually sign long term?

I asked his agent, Rick Thurman.

"I think everything is taken into consideration," Thurman said. "There are a lot of things, and that’s one component of it."

He added, "When a player is going to sign a long-term deal, there are a lot of components. He takes into consideration how long he wants to play, whether he’s away from home, the direction of the team, the relationship with coaches and manager. A lot of things."

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Link

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a "yes".

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 2, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

gah

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time something comes out

It seems more and more that Tim wants to leave when his deal is done and this year to year stuff is a front.

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i think the giants are trying to blame the next season on timmy and cain

and since we have no hitters there will be a blame game when we fail miserably
and the giants couldnt get hitters because timmy and cain wanted so much money

just a theory

by orange velvet on Dec 2, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a good one

I seriously doubt if the Giants plan for 2012 is to have a bad season and blame it on their best pitcher’s salary demands. How paranoid can we be?

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Shining in 30 seconds

Oh yeah, with bunnies.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Another excuse to post this illustration that trailers can be misleading: Shining.

by non sequitur on Dec 2, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish it made me react like this

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope I can be that happy someday.

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by Natto on Dec 2, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonah Hill is happy

Excited about the Nets win for the month.

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by rxmeister on Dec 2, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have gone with Andy Milonakis.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be a great clip with matching opera vocals

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting.

by Goofus on Dec 3, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i think they're flopping because they suck

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by jponry on Dec 2, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wat.

What was the tie-breaker for the conference champion in the Pac-10 in case of a 3-way tie? BCS rank?

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by speckops on Dec 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I halfheartedly approve.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It won't be us, but hey
According to Patrick Newman of NPB Tracker, at least one MLB team has bid on Japanese infielder Hiroyuki Nakajima.
The posting period for Nakajima expired Friday. According to Newman, the Seibu Lions are expected to accept the highest bid regardless of the amount. The 29-year-old batted .297 with 16 home runs, 100 RBI and 21 stolen bases this past season. It’s not clear who may have made an offer, but the Orioles have been linked to him in the past./blockquote>

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

I’m mentally inserting the direct address comma.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I left the comma out by mistake

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Dec 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw
Go figure: Feds open SEC probe into Miami Marlins stadium deal hrld.us/uIzIcy via @miamiherald #BoondoggleStadium

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 2, 2011 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

Yaaaa
The financing agreement to build the controversial new stadium in Little Havana left the county and city on the hook for almost 80 percent of the overall $634 million tab, which critics considered a giveaway to the Marlins. The deal was a contributing factor in the recall of Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez, who championed it.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/02/2529191_feds-open-sec-probe-into-miami.html#storylink=twtuser#ixzz1fRHrPStd

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As always..

Jeffrey Loria is a piece of garbage

Due diligence by the county and city into the Marlins’ finances was a key component of auto magnate Norman Braman’s failed court fight two years ago to stop stadium construction. City and county leaders said they never required the Marlins to open their books, though the team often cried poor and argued it needed public funding to stay in South Florida.
But the team’s claim was rebuked in August 2010, when the sports website Deadspin.com revealed that the Marlins were in fact financially healthy, having received more money from baseball’s revenue-sharing system over 2008 and 2009 than anyone in baseball — and pocketing $92 million in revenue-sharing those two years, making a $33 million profit.

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

>:(

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by rotorueter on Dec 2, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, baseball needs a salary floor not a cap.

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by ResDog on Dec 2, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bud Selig

loves him some crooks

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 2, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If those goes REAL bad

Maybe Bud finally gets ousted.

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by DFARowand on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh loria is a scumbag

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 2, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This is going to be fun

Also, pandering to Florida for electoral votes?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

@pgammo
Peter Gammons
8 W
30 seconds ago via txt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 2, 2011 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

Bartolo Colon had 8 Ws this year. Coincidence?

You decide.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

29 people have retweeted that so far.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an Ike's sandwich today

Sorry Timmy, I picked Matt Cain over you

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- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US???? NOOOOOOOOOOBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by ayeyoJERM on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

So damn good.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the best $10 ( I think) I spend this whole week

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- SF GIants Baseball 2011 = *sigh* Home of 6 World Series Titles
- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US???? NOOOOOOOOOOBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- A fan of the Warriors and Lakers.

by ayeyoJERM on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

One player all McCoven can agree that the Giants should get
"We’re very open," said Athletics assistant GM David Forst to John Shea of The San Francisco Chronicle when asked if any of the club’s pitchers were untradeable. "If we didn’t have the (pitching) depth, we wouldn’t have this option." Gio Gonzalez and Andrew Bailey have been popular names, but Forst’s statement suggests Trevor Cahill and Brandon McCarthy could be had as well.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yes please.

I would appreciate the contribution of his twitter awesomeness to the Giants

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 2, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially since

Sabean keeps trading good Giants twitter prospects.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah

Jeff Gray at a Conference - Jeff Sullivan

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

xbox finally banned my gamertag "duckthe fodgers"

i need some ideas for a new one. anyone????

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 2, 2011 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

fuckthedodgers

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i like your style

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 2, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

mary poppins

used to be my favorite. close second: DJ Farty G.

by wcw on Dec 2, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bumper sticker

“I don’t brake for Dodger Fans”
from way back when……. Use part or all of it
no copyrights

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL dodgers

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- SF GIants Baseball 2011 = *sigh* Home of 6 World Series Titles
- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US???? NOOOOOOOOOOBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- A fan of the Warriors and Lakers.

by ayeyoJERM on Dec 2, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I worry about some of my Facebook friends

I PUT SOUP IN BOWL….BOWL IN MICROWAVE….PRESS BEVERAGE BUTTON THINKIN SOUP IS A BEVERAGE WITH CARROTS AND RICE AND STUFF….I EMPTY OUT TRASH TRYIN TA MAKE TIME GO BY FASTER SO I CAN EAT….COME BACK TO MICROWAVE TO GET BOWL OF SOUP….SOUP NOT IN BOWL ANYMORE :(

I would de-friend him, but then I would miss out on these gems.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 2, 2011 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

You should tell him that

Pizza is a vegetable.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If one of you said anything that caused TL2 to abandon us . . .

. . . the gallinas will visit you tonight and peck you eyes out.

I’m just saying.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 PM PST reply actions  

Gallo!

How’s it going!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Cal.

It’s going ok. Not great, but ok. Some days are still pretty tough, even though I’ve moved beyond the mainline infusions on a daily basis.

I can’t complain, and I try not to.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Dec 3, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

How’s Owlcroft doing?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 3, 2011 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I Like

cap’n crunch, Cap’n

mouth still ravaged tho

by flatbread on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

i went with "bust her posey"

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by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 PM PST reply actions  

SF Chronicle: Group sues San Jose over land deal for A's stadium
…group calling itself Stand for San Jose.

The complaint names the city, the City Council, the city Redevelopment Agency and the Diridon Development Authority.

It says the council failed to comply with California environmental law, city law requiring a public vote for the use of taxpayer dollars for a stadium, and state civil code prohibiting the illegal sale of public property.

Under city law, any final land sale and ballpark plan must be approved by San Jose voters, and no public funds may be used to build or maintain the stadium.

The council voted Nov. 8 to approve a two-year, $50,000 option for the A’s to buy the land near HP Pavilion for $6.98 million.

The group contends the land is worth at least $14 million. It describes itself as a “cross-section of San Jose individuals and organizations” and includes the San Francisco Giants’ Class A minor-league affiliate, the San Jose Giants.

Link

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

AP:
Stand for San Jose, a group of concerned residents financially backed by the Giants’ Class-A San Jose club, is represented by San Francisco attorney Ronald Van Buskirk.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 3, 2011 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Mercury News: Santa Clara, 49ers announce deal to pay for stadium
The funding deal was spelled out in a development contract that caps two-and-a-half years of closed-door negotiations between city and team leaders and essentially completes a planning process that began when the team announced interest in abandoning San Francisco five years ago.

Goldman Sachs, U.S. Bank and Bank of America have agreed to loan the city and team a combined $850 million to pay for the lion’s share of the construction, which could start as soon as next year. But critics are alarmed by a major shift in the funding plan that emerged Friday: The city will take on more than twice as much debt as was promised to voters, even though the 49ers vow they won’t leave the city holding the bag.

Revenues from the stadium, such as ticket sales, stadium naming rights and the team’s rent, are supposed to pay back most of the loans. The rest will come from the NFL, which is expected to chip in $150 million; the city’s redevelopment agency, which will contribute $40 million; and a local hotel tax expected to generate $35 million.

The price of the 68,500-seat, coliseum-style home field has jumped from $987 million to $1.02 billion, largely because of tweaks to stadium design, more refined construction estimates and inflation.

The deal calls for the 49ers to pay the city about $30 million per year to lease the city-owned land, a large increase from the previous estimate of $5 million.

The lease would last 40 years, with options to extend the deal an additional 20 years.

Link

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 11:43 PM PST reply actions  

A billion dollars for ~10 games/year. Gonna take a lot of monster truck shows to make that work.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

baseball stadiums can make some financial sense (and that’s a big can) but I don’t understand spending all that money on football stadiums. It’s kind of insane and it’s in a parking lot so you can’t even say it’ll “revitalize a neighborhood” or any sort of crap like that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Cuba launches Facebook clone called 'Red Social'
USA TODAY:

Cuba has launched its own Facebook-type social network called Red Social, Univision reports.

Univision’s Sandro Mairata, who writes about Latin Amerian Affairs, said the site mimics the look and feel of Facebook. The homepage, writes Mairata, bears the slogan “A virtual meeting point for Cuban universities.”

Univision quotes Carlos Alberto Perez Benitez from the blog La Chiringa de Cuba, as saying the site appears to be a project sponsored by the Ministry of Education. The site, accessible only within the island, uses this domain name: facebook.ismm.edu.cu.

A year ago, Univision notes, the government launched its own “Cuban Wikipedia” called EcuRed, that tells its own version of, well, everything.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 2, 2011 11:52 PM PST reply actions  

A few of you saw this

But this SB Nation article is a hilarious read if you’re bored.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 3, 2011 12:38 AM PST reply actions  

Those cards are amazing.

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by Natto on Dec 3, 2011 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It's just like

Why?…..

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 3, 2011 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

They read like a Grant vs GP rap battle.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 3, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

John Shea: Examining the Tim Lincecum contract situation
The Giants aren’t pursuing heavyweight free-agent hitters. Does that weigh in Tim Lincecum’s decision to eventually sign long term?

I asked his agent, Rick Thurman.

"I think everything is taken into consideration," Thurman said. "There are a lot of things, and that’s one component of it."

Of course, one reason the Giants say they aren’t pursuing Albert Pujols, Prince Fielder or Jose Reyes is to have enough money to sign Lincecum and Matt Cain to multiyear deals.

Thurman said he hasn’t spoken with Giants management in a while, but that doesn’t mean the sides won’t chat at the winter meetings in Dallas, which begin Monday.

"Right now, we plan on a one-year deal for next year, and we really don’t have any expectations about a long-term contract," Thurman said.

Link

RDF

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 3, 2011 1:00 AM PST reply actions  

Even though I certainly want the Giants to spend what it takes to both improve the offense and keep Lincecum, I’m not sure that what the agent is saying is fair. Theoretically, could Lincecum cost the Giants 50 million per year? Half for him and the other half spent on free agent hitting to keep Timmy happy. I think the next logical question to the agent should have been “if the Giants spend more money on offense, would Tim take less money to stay?”

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by rxmeister on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll if the Giants hadn’t been at the bottom of the N.L. in offense for every season of his career except 2010, maybe he wouldn’t consider such things. He probably doesn’t believe the Giants will be committed to improving the lineup in the future aside from drafting.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 3, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Except signing Lincecum to a huge contract as well a signing Cain to a huge contract kind of hurts their chances to also go out and sign a free agent conract

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s sort of a chicken or the egg element to all of this

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Reading an article for my International Relations class about Italy and the Mediterranean

and the first sentence of a paragraph reads “Sergio Romano, a direct witness of foreign policy in that period…”

Obviously I read that as Sergio Romo being a direct witness of foreign policy in that period.

by ir1shgiant on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 AM PST reply actions  

LOL Doyers
The Denver Post:

The Rockies are out on Roy Oswalt, but not out of the running for a veteran starter to stabilize the rotation. They have quietly pursued free-agent right-hander Hiroki Kuroda, believing they have a decent shot based on preliminary conversations.

Kuroda will be 37 on Feb. 10. He has attracted interest from 10 teams, including nearly the entire National League West. In a steady season with the Dodgers, Kuroda went 13-16 with a 3.07 ERA.

Can’t see why he’d willingly choose to pitch at Coors Field. Why don’t the GIants…oh wait, Zito and RDF, never mind.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 3, 2011 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

I don't get why the Dodgers are letting him go

he’s really good

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by jponry on Dec 3, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain syndrome

He’s 41-46 in his MLB career despite a 3.45 ERA

by jhawx on Dec 3, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Scioscia
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
#BlueJays on verge of trading LHP Mis to #Angels for C Mathis. #MLB

This is what good GMs do. Take away the manager’s toys that he uses to stab himself in the eye.

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by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

I thought the Jays’ GM AA was a sabermetrics guy? This move doesn’t reflect that.

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Dec 3, 2011 9:29 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ya a little weird on the Blue Jays end

Because Mathis was probably going to get non-tendered. Maybe they think Mathis can teach Arrencibia some stuff.

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by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So was the pitcher I think

by Hyoton on Dec 3, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that he, like Brian Sabean, was a scouting director before he was a GM.

He seems a lot smarter than Sabean, though.

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by jcb9 on Dec 3, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
As the king of the “Let’s stop the cult of AA” movement, he didn’t give up anything for Mathis, who could be ok backup kinda sorta.

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by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch yer dangling modifiers, Goldstein.

by Evan on Dec 3, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me......

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Dec 3, 2011 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

Goal!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

I know it's Passan but there's no opinions just really interesting facts like this one
3. Votto’s ability to avoid popouts might be more impressive than Kendrick and Young’s.

The reigning National League MVP is following his perfect 2010 with a near-perfect 2011. He had the temerity to pop out once this year, giving him one in 1,010 at-bats over the last two seasons. It’s doubly noteworthy because Votto frequently drives the ball in the air, accumulating 130 extra-base hits during that span.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-passan_25_things_you_did_not_know_about_baseball_082511

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by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

LOL ACADEMIC
Only two hitters have stunk against every pitch. (And one of them isn’t Adam Dunn! Bless the curveball, against which he’s 2.2 runs ahead.) Shortstops Orlando Cabrera(notes) and Yuniesky Betancourt(notes) are the winners in the couldn’t-hit-a-softball sweepstakes.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

the past and future shortstop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 3, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

SORRY LAST ONE

Sergio Romo is good

Brian Wilson(notes)? So passé. Over the last half-decade, nobody has destroyed right-handed hitting like Giants setup reliever Sergio Romo(notes) is this season. His 47.9 percent strikeout rate against right-handed batters is the highest since Brad Lidge(notes) struck out 50.3 percent of righties in 2004. And Romo’s 0.48 FIP (Fielding Indpendent Pitching) vs. right-handers is the best since Eric Gagne’s steroid-addled 2003 season, in which he broke FIP by posting a -0.04.

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by DFARowand on Dec 3, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting...
6. Hitters love Haren’s junk.

by jhawx on Dec 3, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have guessed more than 6.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 3, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

the weddings

What about the weddings? Gals wanna know.

by greatful on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM PST reply actions  

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