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Will it be harder to hate Mat Latos as much when he's not in the division? Not sure, but I'll try! I'm not a huge Alonso fan, and Volquez is like Jonathan Sanchez without all that control. But I have a feeling that Yasmani Grandal is going to annoy the Giants for a while. He could hit .220/.310/.410 for the Padres (OPS+ 140) for a decade.

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Beneath all the Rookie of the Year jokes, I’d thought that Edinson Volquez was actually still good. But I just looked at his stats for the last three years. He’ll no-hit us a couple of times, but the Snakes and Rockies will probably bomb him out of the majors.

by non sequitur on Dec 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

A couple no-hitters with 8 walks

Edwin Jackson Style

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Dec 18, 2011 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems pretty lopsided for sure...

Not sure I’d make this trade with Madison…dude wins WS and stuff.

by MoreroidsforZito on Dec 17, 2011 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

woudn't dare

MadBum is pretty much untradeable in my eyes. I think outside of Mike Stanton, it would be nearly impossible to get equal value for him. And that said, I’ll take a 21 year old who had the 4th best FIP in the majors over pretty much anybody.

MadBum is worth far more than Latos was/is—especially because we have MadBum for 5 years of control, and he is already an elite pitcher.

by OrgoneDonor on Dec 18, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lolparkfactor
He could hit .220/.310/.410 for the Padres (OPS+ 140) for a decade.

subtle, but effective. Well done, Grant.

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by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2011 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, the Reds did what now?

And I’ll probably still hate Latos no matter where he goes.

Of course, the delicious irony is he has become what he hates the most. A mercenary.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 17, 2011 10:07 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Maybe he’ll refuse to get paid, so that way he’ll be a volunteer.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Latos Intolerant

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Dec 18, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the delicious irony is he has become what he hates the most. A mercenary.

This should be green just for this comment. Of course Latos will not see it that way.

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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So I here Ryan Braun has herpes.

This off season has just been weird.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 17, 2011 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

WITAF IS ILLEGAL SKIMMING?

/aztec alumnus haz a sad

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by son of ggf on Dec 17, 2011 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

Rec’d for spite

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 17, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

double-reverse rec for being a contrarian-contrarian

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by son of ggf on Dec 17, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d to straighten out the knots

by Your mother on Dec 17, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged because I’m not sure what’s left to do

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 17, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

PIE!

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by Bret1110 on Dec 18, 2011 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

what is it about climate change that people don’t understand? sheesh.

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by son of ggf on Dec 17, 2011 10:42 PM PST reply actions  

What is this “understand” you speak of?

by Bar None on Dec 17, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Volquez seems so shiny

But he really is wildish. So that means he’ll shut the Giants out a few times.

And yet, I’d love to see him implode at Petco. I’m mean that way.

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by can of corn on Dec 17, 2011 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh, I tried to rec this comment, which already had one rec, and my rec became a flag and turned the other rec into a flag! Grrrr.

by Amynishiki on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

no no
don’t panic
reload, it’s just the stupid way they have changed the SBN actions section
If you really were to flag something you would get a whole little pop up window about why you are flagging it and until you hit the “submit” button on that window you ain’t flagged nuthin!

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder why you have to refresh to unrec things now.

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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged for improper reccing

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

15 yards and loss of down

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, we’ve got a legit shot at 2nd!

by Bar None on Dec 17, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but that would have screwed up the meter of the first line.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 17, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by can of corn on Dec 17, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Much better than S&G’s version!

by SituationalLefty on Dec 18, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because it was sang without Garfunkle!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 18, 2011 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Volquez really is perfect for the Padres.

He fits all of the requirements:

-Dominates Giants but sucks otherwise
-Very annoying

2012 is going to be great!

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Dec 17, 2011 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

2012 Giants: Hope Like Hell

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 17, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, I trademarked that bad boy

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by ResDog on Dec 18, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

/sends c&d letter

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 18, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Pay the man, Dodgers!
The Dodgers are still fighting with Hartford Life Insurance Co. over Paul Shuey’s $3.25MM salary for the 2004 season, reports Bill Shaikin of The Los Angeles Times. The team sued the insurance company in 2006, saying they didn’t honor their claim when the right-hander did not pitch that season due to injury.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Dec 17, 2011 11:06 PM PST reply actions  

Rob Neyer on MLB Network Clubhouse Confidential

Rob Neyer appears on Clubhouse Confidential to discuss the best remaining free agents on the market

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20032981&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_20032981&v=3

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 17, 2011 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve resigned myself to Boxberger becoming their setup man or closer within two years, and then being traded for more good prospects down the road. An article at the time of the trade will call him the ‘key piece’ in the original trade, and will hint that the Padres are some kind of savant when it comes to finding bullpen pieces.

I’m not scared of Yonder. I do wonder if we should get a player named ‘Hither’ in order to compete.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 17, 2011 11:51 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

OT

The Bay Area sure loves pro basketball. 16,523 attended the exhibition game Saturday night between the Warriors-Kings. 16,523 for a meaningless game is a lot.

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by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 12:10 AM PST reply actions  

Bay Area basketball fans are suckers

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The Warriors might have the best fans in the NBA. lol them

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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a hilarious photo

seriously though, yeah your team is going to suck, but you get to live in New Orleans. There are worse places to be (looking at you, Minnesota Timberwolves!)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 18, 2011 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Kaman looks as if he’s already been in captivity a few weeks. I mean, come on guys—you’re leaving the Clippers.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Dec 18, 2011 7:38 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The guy in the middle looks like he’s about to cry

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They have all the appearance of a bunch of dudes holding dirty diapers.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

They look so, so sad.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

that is one of the funniest sports pictures of the year

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 18, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

HATE this trade

from the standpoint of I think the Padres won it by a landslide.

Is Beowulf available to deal with Grandal? /nerdjoke

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 18, 2011 2:08 AM PST reply actions  

I really hated seeing Gil Meche retire before I really had a chance to make terrible gilgamesh puns.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 18, 2011 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I still think we should collect all the Gil Meche baseball cards we can find and mail them off to Zito

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

three more losses

And Zito will have more losses with the Giants than with the A’s.

He’s got 60 to go before he matches his wins mark, though.

One of these things probably isn’t happening.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmmmmm….
I wonder which one that will be.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

If I was a Royals fan, I’m sure I would’ve been making Gilgamesh and Enkidu/Gil Meche and Ankiel puns in 2010.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, we did it for you.

by Evan on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

good trade for the padres

I like Alonso more than most it seems. Grandal will be a monster. In Petco, Volquez can turn it around. Now the Padres can flip future platoon 1b Rizzo for something good while he still has SOME value.

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 18, 2011 7:19 AM PST reply actions  

Sadly this was my first thought when I saw the trade. The Fathers should be allowed to get better with no money.

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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Vegas loves us!!!

Only the Phillies have better odds at winning the NL pennant according to Sportsbook.com. Suck it, haterzzzz, who knows better than Vegas? NL West champs, baby!!

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by rxmeister on Dec 18, 2011 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

Apparently, instead of spending money on free agents, Larry Baer has been spending money to up the team’s Vegas odds.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't blame Sabes (completely)

Listening to him with Urban yesterday it’s obvious he’s been completely hamstrung by the owner’s inflexible 130 million dollar limit. Melky and Pagan could be enough of an upgrade if everyone is healthy and Belt is ready. The only thing you can fault him for is spending the ten million on Affeldt and Lopez, when we now know that figure probably could get Beltran. However, at the time, you can be sure the agent was asking for a lot more.

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by rxmeister on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

or even worse, wait, this thing needs flour?

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 18, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My only regret is having but one rec to give.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d….A nice new twist on an old comment.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 19, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

reading between the lines, it sounded like he was surprised at the midsummer regime change, and didn’t have great plans for dealing with the new inflexible budget reality.

Still spent too much money on the bullpen, though. Nobody to blame for that but himself..

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 18, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s given that same off-season speech for almost his entire run as GM. And always with that same pained and defeated look he usually has. Like his parents keep on promising a Wii for Christmas, keeps on getting socks, and has to half-heartedly tell all his friends about the importance of thriftiness over the sounds of his friends playing Wii bowling

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No GM should have a problem putting together a good team for 130 million dollars.

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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess if you have to count Zito and Rowand in that $130 million, it’s not really $130 million.

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by can of corn on Dec 18, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The money should have been allocated better.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

when you are the one who signed those two players though, you should shoulder the blame

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 18, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not disagree.

I also do not care for the characterization that the budget is set at $130m, when we won’t be seeing $130m worth of players on the field.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I think it’s a falsehood to say nope can’t spend anymore, our budget is 130 and we’ve hit it. I think what’s bothering most people too is then turning around and raising ticket prices.

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

with Latos being traded

I was thinking about constructing the lineup designed to irritate the McCoven as much as possible. Only active players, which sadly means no Eckstein.

Latos would be there, of course, plus Rectum Face, and Scott Hairston…who else?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

AJ

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m off to the gym, can’t wait to see the full line up when I return.

Some, btw, would say Fielder, due to that whole bowling ball incident a few years back.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh duh.

I forget he still exists sometimes. I mean, he’s been a mediocre hitter for so long, and he was a bad defensive catcher even in his 20s…yet the White Sox keep playing him every day? Huh.

I mean, he’s surpassed 1 WAR once in the last five years. Well, according to BR, anyway. Fangraphs seems to like him a lot more for some reason.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

SIRM

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

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Scott Cousins

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by slapsy on Dec 18, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hairston

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by ResDog on Dec 18, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

ROWAND

Everything is RACIST.

by Anonymous1337 on Dec 18, 2011 10:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

team managed by Charlie Manuel

by Aaron Can on Dec 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Edgardo Alfonzo

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by son of ggf on Dec 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Dec 18, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

if we're dragging guys out of retirement

then Spezio deserves a spot on the bench

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 18, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Years ago, I remember a really annoying guy I knew online who was also a Mets fan ranting and raving about how the reason the Mets would never win another World Series is because they were so dumb they signed a bum like Roberto Alomar but let a great player like Benny Agbayani go.

Also, he repeatedly confused Roberto Alomar with Raul Mondesi, which he called a “typo.”

He was kind of stupid.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

heh. 1987 for me. Fuck you forever, Candy Maldonado.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mind you, I was a fan before that – I was born in 1980 and was pretty much obsessed with the Giants from the time I was a toddler – but I wasn’t heartbroken before that because the Giants were never good enough for their failure to hurt.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, fair enough. I remember being grumpy as hell in 93

Wouldn’t build legos, wouldn’t play sega, I was beside myself. But true heartbreak wasn’t built in til Agbayani hit that damn home run. That was the first season I went to more than one game, honestly still haven’t gone as many as I went that year.

by Cap M on Dec 18, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

2000 was a rough one for sure; I think it often gets forgotten because of the overwhelming horror that followed shortly thereafter in 2002

But the 2000 team was better than the 2002 team – aside from 1993, it was the team that really SHOULD have won the World Series. And going against the Mets in the first round…the Mets weren’t even all that good. Jason Schmidt dominated in Game 1, and it looked like we’d cruise to the NLCS.

I remember watching Game 2 from the east coast (I was in college in New York at the time), and Snow coming up in the bottom of the 9th down three runs. I remember sitting there and saying to myself, “Wouldn’t it be awesome if Snow hit one out right now?” When did, I was literally jumping up and down, despite being alone in front of the tv.

And then….yeah. That was brutal. Fuck Timo Perez too.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Dec 18, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree with all of that- I don’t think the Giants have had a 3-4-5 as good as Bonds, and Burks since then

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bobby Fuckin' Jones one-hit elimination in 2000

was by far the most painful game for me as a Giants fan. I was watching on a tiny little black-and-white TV in a half-sunken basement in-law apartment at Oak and Cole. I spent the whole game shrieking in frustration at the screen.

By the time the ignominious end was official, I had exhausted myself. I collapsed into bed and slept for fifteen uninterrupted hours. After that scarring, my heart became calloused. Nothing- not even Games Six and Seven- could hurt quite as bad.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I was watching it from the upper deck at Shea. It sucked so, so much more in person.

by Evan on Dec 19, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This is going way back, but before he became a Giant, Bret Butler bothered the crap out of me. One of the players who was never that great but was just out and out Giant killer. Everytime you looked up, he was on base and of course, everytime he got on base, he scored.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You could start with the entire defensive alignment of the 2012 Giants.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Dec 18, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid NFL

Rams/Bengals? Really? The Giants are playing the ‘Skins and we’re stuck with this game?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

I’d rather see the Buffalo game where it’s snowing. Inclement weather games can be interesting. With all the field turf now though you don’t get the mud/snow/slush bowls like you used to.

Mr. Merope is happy about it…. he’s a Bingle fan. A very irritated bingle fan.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call. I love football games when there’s snow everywhere and freezing cold- sort of gives it that old timey feel. Beats the crap out of a game played in a dome.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t miss much. The snow wasn’t sticking.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they have one of those new-fangled heated fields.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

killing my playoff pokemonz teams is what he’s doing, although he usually sleeps for three quarters and goes all Tom Brady in the 4th.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It was because the Raiders sold out. CBS had the DH not FOX so channel 5 in the Bay Area HAD to show a 10 AM game. Had the Raiders been blacked out. Channel 2 gets Giants-Redskins and channel 5 gets the 1 PM game, likely Patriots-Tebows.

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by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

F’ing Raiders. Always screwing other people over

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ummmmmmmmmmm he said a swear!!!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

And remember, this isn’t like baseball where you can disrespect the officials and get away with it.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 18, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re thinking that if it didn’t get broadcast over the ref’s PA hookup dealie…. it wouldn’t have been a penalty.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Was there a 5 minute review on the call? I missed it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

nuh-uh

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s my guess too.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Than shame on that player. Why can’t person playing an incredibly violent game, all hopped up on adrenalin, and desperately trying to win not mind his manners. Would Tebow have cursed?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably would’ve prayed for the official to forgive him.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap, Danny Boyle’s been playing with a broken foot? How the hell do you play hockey with a broken foot and have it get better?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

hockey players are different from you and me

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes me feel kinda bad for hating on him. But on the other hand, WHY THE HELL WAS HE STILL PLAYING?

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 18, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN JACKIE BATTLE!

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

YEAH!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah the Packers need to just forget about history and rest that banged up roster for a month

Zero offensive lineman left on the bench.

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by jctGamer on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It is weird how

A QB is not as good when his offensive line is bad.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Tamba Hali

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently my waitress is visiting the coffee shops down in the OC
Ehh, maybe wrong day? Ain’t all that great.

Hahaha went to cutie, offered me a job. I’m at Lu, offered me a job.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Dec 18, 2011 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

NFL = National Flag-throwing League.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

LOL Green Bay LOL Titans

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

oh dear, Cincy better not f this up

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

LOL UNPACKERS

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

So who’s watching the Tebows?

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Lions and Raiders on my TV

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah the Denver game is on Fox

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

or will be soon?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Our channel guide dealie says that’s the game we get at 1:00 so we’ll see.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would we here in the Bay Area get a good football game to watch? It would set a bad precedent

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? It’s not on Fox there?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, the NFL won’t let us watch a game that’s opposite a Raiders/Niners game so we’re stuck with the dreary Raiders/Lions game. I never understand why the NFL feels like it’s in their best interest to force people to watch the local team and local team only when there’s either far more compelling games going on or certain residents don’t give a crap.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Why didn’t we get a morning game on Fox today? It’s not like the Niners were playing.

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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it flip flopped week to week. One week CBS gets the double header, the next week Fox does.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, right. It’s too bad.

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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s stil ridiculous. And considering how much the NFL likes to wrap itself around the flag, downright unAmerican as it leaves us without the ability to choose which games we want to watch

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

for that you need to ante up the dough for Directv

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lions/Raiders on Fox.

by QuakeFan on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Raiders Lions on oh wait…that game is on Fox …CBS had the Tebow game.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There's more than one?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 18, 2011 1:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Somewhere

Jhiatt00 is screaming his head off

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by CalBear949 on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Cheers to him & LOL RAIDERS!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 18, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sadly, also LOL BRONCOS.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 18, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was pretty happy. I even brought donuts to work to celebrate!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Tebows scored?

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by CalBear949 on Dec 18, 2011 1:26 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

God help us (err…poor choice of words?) if Tebow somehow manages to beat Brady today.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see the SNL bit on Tebow? Moderately funny…

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Not yet. Will watch it tonight, though

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

so if there is no tebow orton doesnt get cut and doesnt beat the pack today

so really tebow beat the packers
science

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by operation carrot on Dec 18, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

It’s on Fox here, but I’m watching the Raiders til the 4th quarter, or until it gets out of control.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction… Tebows are on CBS
Raiders are on Fox

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

weird

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re in a different market, of course.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, this is going to be the Penalty Bowl isn’t it?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

/flagged

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

another horsecollar…sheeeesh

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Touchdown....Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraiders!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Kripes, I’m bored, I just realized I was reading the comments on a Yahoo article. Bad, bad, bad.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

What was the article?

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh….something on the Marlins new stadium, and all the shenanigans that go on with “publicly financed stadiums”

I’ll be glad when Mr. Merope is over his bronchitis and I can actually sleep through a night. Maybe I’ll feel like doing something during the day if I’m not so damn tired all the time…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Patriots defense is playing like the Patriots defense!

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

Touchdown.......Rrrrrrrrrrrrraiders!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

I’m waiting for the day when a Raider player jumps into the black hole and a Raider fan puts his eye out with one of his spikes.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Brady is just picking on Goodman

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Dec 18, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

144 comments in 17 hours? Holy shit.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

People have lives and stuff…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Who? Where?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 18, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This year, not us.
We did go see the muppet movie last night.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Very nostalgic.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

only about 3.5 hours until Next Iron Chef, y'all.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

I'm rooting for Falkner

but won’t be upset if Zakarian wins. But then who judges “Chopped”?

by mrs. owlcroft on Dec 18, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If he wins, I imagine he'll still be on Chopped

Both shows are filmed in NYC and he’d only film maybe 5 episodes per show per season. I mean Chopped has like 4 seasons a year but still.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurray for the mute button on my remote control.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

My pokemonz playoff games are making me ill

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

I’m soooooooooo glad the Mr. didn’t do pokemonz this season. What with the strike thingy, and the injuries and junk.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a love/hate thing. I love it when my team wins but I’m miserable when I lose and spend all Sunday doing nothing but checking scores and being stressed out. I’ve even woken up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night worrying about injured players. Sometimes I wish I’d quit playing it but it’s too addictive

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He still did his pick ‘em league with the guys from work, but not fantasy stuff. I’m kinda tired of watching football myself.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve stopped rooting for teams because of pokemonz hand egg so if I take that away, I got no reason to care about it. Why else would I even remotely care about a Bengals/Rams games (no offense to Mr. Merope)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the only reason we’re even watching it this season is cuz he’s been too sick to go hiking [which is what we’d rather be doing].

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What? No flag on that play? You sure?
Maybe you should review the play…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

ouch

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS LOL RAIDERS

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, completely unrelated, but I meant to ask you in a previous thread: do you like doing patent law?

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's a lot of fun

I do patent prosecution and litigation-related work (not actual lit), so preparing patents, opinions, reexaminations, appeals – matters before the US Patent Office or preparing docs that might be used in lit. What appealed to me about it was being able to learn about new inventions and the strategy involved in getting patents…and fairly regular hours for most work you do compared to most other practices of law. It’s very deadline based, and it costs money to get extensions (normally in court for example you could ask the judge for a continuation). But because of the nature of the work, as long as you keep the 1-3 month deadlines organized, on a day to day level you have a lot of flexibility in your job – depending on the client of course.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you find that your background in chemistry has actually helped you? And what kind of internships did you do pre-law school?

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely

Working in patent prosecution requires a science degree or some equivalent (mandatory for the USPTO examination) but in terms of introducing concepts, terms etc it’s pretty crucial. It isn’t so much for helping with details about the client’s new product – by definition I am working with new art, so what I was taught in school is probably out of date relative to the inventor – but it’s important in helping understand the prior art. Chemistry classes also included a decent overlap of other curricula which are generally useful.

Internships… I actually worked in the District Attorney’s office for a year or two and some civil firms prior to deciding on IP law. One of those things where I made sure I wanted to do patent law.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. Thanks for the info. I’m still trying to figure out what I want to do after I eventually graduate, and I want to leave all my options open.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely a writing based job. If you think it’s a field you might want to work in, you can become a patent agent without going to law school by just taking the USPTO exam, which permits you to prosecute patents; just can’t provide legal advice.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it a difficult exam? Becoming a patent agent would have to wait until post-graduate school, but I don’t see a reason I couldn’t take the exam while still in graduate school.

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all procedural law. Patent examiners (the USPTO employees who compare the application against prior art) use a document called the Manual of Patent Examination Procedure to provide procedural law for the basis of their decisions.

You can use a supplied electronic copy of the MPEP on the exam. I didn’t find it particularly hard because the questions are usually literally quoted from the MPEP. But it does take a while to study, mostly to figure out how the MPEP is laid out so you can search the electronic copies effectively.

All that’s required to become an agent is passing the USPTO exam; they even tell you right after the exam if you’ve passed.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That sounds like a pretty bizarre setup for that kind of an exam. What’s the point of even having one?

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the MPEP is thousands and thousands of pages long. The Exam screens for two kinds of people: those who have science degrees and those who can read well. An artificial barrier to be sure, but it keeps out a surprising number of people.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Touchdown Rrrrrrrrrrrrraiders!!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Late, I know, I was feeding the skink.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Skink?

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Skink

We had it’s older relative for a pet a few years ago, we released it back to the patio… this one is younger and showed up about a month ago in the living room. I’ll probably release it to the patio when it warms up again.

We also have a northern pacific treefrog that lives in our patio area.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The first one we had, yes. She caught it and it’s tail came off so we kept it over the winter and gave it some time to grow a new tail. Now we have one of it’s relatives. I guess word got out that we have good grub.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow is a good QB

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

ahahahaha raiders

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 18, 2011 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

That was a really great catch.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

I hate sports.

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by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Megatron

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF MEGATRON WAS AN ACTUAL TRANSFORMER?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d bet he would smell of machine oil.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Should I be frightened ?

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by nvsfg on Dec 19, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Does your truck have a beautiful or menacing speaking voice with a inexplicable British accent?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, how the hell was Tebow sacked for 28 yards? How do you go that far back?!

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by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

28 yards? … that isn’t his total for the game right?

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

194 yards passing and 93 rushing. No interceptions. One fumble though.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Most complete game from him I have seen.

by WhatsAMataHari on Dec 18, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

11/22 completions? That seems kind of low.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He threw a lot of balls away.

I saw maybe one poor throw by him in the game.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Throwing the ball away isn’t always a good decision. He’s throwing a lot of balls away in situations where he should be able to complete the pass. Usually by making throw much earlier. It’s keeping his interceptions down, but also limiting his completions and the teams offensive performance.

by BestHyperboleEver on Dec 18, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that before or after the 28 yard loss?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It was 4th down and he was forced out of the pocket. He needed to make something happen to keep the game going.

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to kinda not mind the Lions until he started up with all his crapola.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hate Tebow now

He made me root for the Pats.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

O M G

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Next Iron Chef has started.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man i'm so nervous

almost there…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in the middle of it now..

will I be happy with the outcome ? Wait, don’t tell me. One minute of cooking time left.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, Majumdar is just a dick.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was looking for things to criticize

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He was always looking for things to criticze

Majumdar go home !!

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't remember which one you were rooting for

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Chef Morimoto, who had the best meal…Chef Zakarian

/skips through commercials……..

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

.............FUCK YES

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I want his brussel sprouts recipe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you..I love brussel sprouts

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m done cooking for the day though. Just made 14 dozen tamales. I give them out every year for Christmas. Three varities, Plain (pork, cheese), Black Olive ( pork, black olives, cheese blend), Serrano ( pork, serrano chiles, cotija cheese)

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammnnnn. Xmas tamales are the best.

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my goodness.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

I was cooking all morning for our family Christmas party, then we just cooked dinner, so I’m pretty cooked out too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm out, time to get a bowl of Ice Cream and watch Hell on Wheels

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm enjoying a celebratory glass of wine (or three)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Toast !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

To all the baseball I’ve loved.. before..

by wcw on Dec 18, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gimme that Serrano plz

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 18, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Good Choice !

The “white” friends usually like the plain best. The more daring folks like the olive because it’s a little different. The smarts one go right to the Serrano. Just a little heat from the pepper, rich flavor from the roasted meat, salt and acid from the cotjila cheese. The amount of Serrano’s I make grows each year.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the one I wanted.

We had root-beer pulled pork tonight. Surprisingly good, very easy.

by wcw on Dec 18, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Serranos are just awesome. Ipso facto.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 18, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And, of course, pork.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 18, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Cotija is also delicious.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So “Are you there Chelsea” is starring an actress playing Chelsea Handler?

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Yes. It should be terrible.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking news?

Question mark because don’t know if it’s true or not link (right click to read in new window)

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing he’ll never be ronery again.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Dec 18, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing this means his body double has died in some public manner.

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

per Sydney News
As for Kim Jong Il – he apparently died of a heart attack while on a domestic train journey

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be sad if Omar Vizquel says he would sign here for $500,000 but the Giants say no because they can’t afford it because they gave Eli Whiteside $500,000?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

Man

What a terrible sentence.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No

They’re pretty equally terrible.

by GiantPain on Dec 18, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar would be better than either player they have right now.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar would be worse than Crawford

Not by much, but he would be. Crawford is at least replacement level.

by GiantPain on Dec 18, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar might be better than Burriss.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, this might be correct.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Then again, who isn’t better than Burriss?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No..I may be better than Burris.

/probably not faster though. I might be able to outhit him.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But is nvsfg in The Best Shape of His Life®?

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 52, so absolutely not. Five knee surgeries and a back surgery later..

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Expect a call from Savvy Sabes any moment

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He text ( ed ?) me yesterday. Is text a verb now ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: BLOG REVEALS SABEAN SEXTING

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I am 43 and I am in terrible shape.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good night, Kim Jong Il

May you continue to look at things.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

the lodestar

..greatest full-page NYT ad ever.

by wcw on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Good Night....

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Apropos that he would find his way into a dumb waiter.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

**Ding, Ding**

way to read the subtext

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but I’m pretty much going straight up with the “rot in hell” theme.

by Bar None on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved him in Team America.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Dec 18, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

best role of his life

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

His whole thing during that one World Cup was amusing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey there ROTJ.

by Hyoton on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

mat latos eh?

Photobucket

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

favorite mascot ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hella rec’d

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It really does look like it’s crying.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

my MS paint skills are second to none.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 18, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to the subject line, actually.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 18, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

my emoticon skills are second to none.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 18, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i didnt know there was a missus

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Marge Schott?

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

How and why did this happen?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly question!

Demon possessed cart, of course.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for laughing.

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by Natto on Dec 18, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no you don’t, because it’s hilarious.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Dec 18, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

green, make it green

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

poor kitty

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it's ok to laugh,

cause some of those people made the conscious decision to work for the Dallas Cowboys

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 19, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a high school game played in the Cowboys stadium I think.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It was, some sort of state championship thingie.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst part is that every unimaginative prankster in the US is going to want to do the ‘ghost ride the golf cart down the football field’ now.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 19, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khg1Xh70x1o

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Why did the guy dive off at the end. I’m laughing so hard at him.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep expecting a western outlaw to come riding up and blaze away with his six-shooter right around the time he falls off.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Dec 19, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is called an “EZ Go” wth did they expect?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

A laxative?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Dec 19, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my favorite part

is there is a guy who gets hit, rides it for like 20 yards, then rolls off it. Instead of trying to stop it or anything.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Dec 19, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s trying to spin the wheel after it hits him, but all to no avail. A perfect hit from behind.

by Hyoton on Dec 19, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I started the polls for the McCoven Awards

Newcomer, Informative and McSpirit are all up. Vote plz!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 18, 2011 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

The others will be up tomorrow.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Dec 18, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The Others?!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Winter is coming.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for doing this.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Dec 18, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Did anyone see the little 30 second excerpt from the Brian Stow Interview?

It was only 30 seconds, but just seeing how that injury has affected his quality of life – mentally – is just so saddening. I sincerely hope he will once again become the man his family and colleagues knew him to be.

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
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by ramin on Dec 18, 2011 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
Cards continue pursuit of Carlos Beltran with resolution possible early in the week

Andres Torres was a track and field star at Miami Dade, running the 100 meters in 10.37 seconds, the second fastest recorded 100 meter time for all major league baseball players, behind Deion Sanders' 10.26

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Dec 18, 2011 11:42 PM PST reply actions  

with Giants swooping in and signing him at the last minute

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Dec 19, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT-A

Good morning everyone. I had a great weekend with my sister coming to visit, great weather, and KC slayed the dragon!!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 AM PST reply actions  

And a good SHIFT-A to you too!

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

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Photobucket

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

We just realized last night that that is an insurance commercial. and only because we both said to each other “You know, I still don’t know what this is a commercial for.”
We had it narrowed down to insurance or bank.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus what a dumb concept. “We’ll double check to see if you are getting all of your discounts. Uh nope. You’re good.”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, We're a better insurance company

because we offer the same kind of discounts other insurance companies are forced by the state to offer too. And we can’t be specific because this is a generalized ad.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

And even though you didn’t ‘qualify’ for any extra discounts let me talk to you about some life insurance while I’ve got you here!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I smell

Multi-line savings!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a commercial for Aaron Rodgers and WWF

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It basically is a commercial for Aaron Rodgers. Does he pay the insurance company to advertise him?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, it’s foggy outside.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

I really can’t stay.

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I've got to go away

Another one of those great although just about cold weather activities not even Santa never mind baby J.C. Christmas songs

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by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have liked for the Giants to put up a bid for Aoki

but the OF is crowded. Nakajima is still my offseason white whale who played in Japan last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:17 AM PST reply actions  

Oh
The Diamondbacks have signed outfielder Jason Kubel, tweets Tom Krasovic. Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports confirms the agreement, which is for two years with an option. Jon Heyman of CBS Sports says the deal is worth $15MM. Kubel is represented by Wasserman Media Group.

Where is he going to play and $7.5 mil is a little expensive for a backup OF.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

wow that is crazy. isn’t kubel a dh half of the time, and not very good against lefties?

by Mrbasepaul on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraph does not like the move

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/arizona-downgrades-with-kubel-addition/

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly
Overall, this is just a weird signing. The Diamondbacks didn’t really improve themselves, displaced a decent young player, and gave up about 10-15% of their payroll to make this lateral move. They could potentially rescue this deal by moving Kubel to first base (where he could platoon with Goldschmidt), but it doesn’t sound like that’s in the plan.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sports!

OT- My damn Chargers finally looked like a Rivers lead offensive team last night. That was awesome.

Also, Kubel- Trading defense for power, and a LH hitter. Dbacks were very RH heavy last year. Kubel is no cleanup hitter, but he can add some LH pressence.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 19, 2011 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

But where is he going to play?

the OF is young and crowded. Also, $7.5 milllion a year?

People talk about how good Towers is but I just don’t see it. The guy just spent $20+ million on Kubel, Hill, MacDonald, Bloomquist, Blanco, Overbay, and Saito. That’s Willingham + Furcal/Rollins money.

The Cahill trade is definitely interesting but that could be a wash/slight upside trade as well.

Oh yeah, they still their last arb year with Montero.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Better or worse offseason compared to Sabean?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It kinda of depends

on what happens with Cahill. SP was their biggest weakness last year so the trade kinda of make sense.

The the rest of those guys (other than Hill) are basically backups. Sabean’s worst move swas signing two LHP relievers instead of one and not getting a guy like Beltran (but more for budget reasons). I like the Pagan and Melky moves despite the loss of Torres and they’ll both be starters.

AZSnakepit believes that either Chris Young or Parra will be traded so we’ll see.

Also, Dbacks have a $50-60 million payroll, a significant portion of which is occupied by the players listed above.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So officially on the fence?

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

None of the moves by either Sabean or Towers made are earth-shattering ala Pujols or Marlins so there is no offseason benefits for the moves. On field performance will dictate which GM was right.

If Cahill can find himself again, that move will have the highest impact. But the odds of that happening is like 30%.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Willingham is RH hitter

I think the Dbacks were looking for LH bat with Upton, Young, Montero, Goldschmidt.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 19, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point

but still a bad move.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, that really is a motley pile of junk.

by Evan on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright…off to walk, or disappear into the fog…

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by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 8:25 AM PST reply actions  

The Saints have the second bye in the playoffs now

The 49ers really need to win tonight.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing that can be done. I’m excited to watch the game.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this your first “I’m sorry” of the day?

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is that

if the Niners win tonight, they’re still not a lock for the no. 2 seed with a road game against the Seahawks next week.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand the importance of that, but as the 49ers have destroyed all my expectations of them over the years, I’m just going to be happy if they win a playoff game. I don’t know if the bye matters all that much in the NFL these days, and for a young-ish team with little playoff experience, the extra week off could work against them.

It’s because of the 49ers that I cough up blood every Giants’ off season because they don’t seem to be particularly motivated to win a World Series. We were spoiled in the 80s and early 90s (I draw the line at Mariucci).

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's hope the Harbaugh era has a better ending

than the Mariucci era. Let’s not forget that Mariucci went 13 and 3 in 1997 and went to the NFC Championship game.

Geez 1997 was a horrible year for Bay Area teams in playoffs.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as bad as 2002!

Going calendar-year only:

January- 49ers eliminated in first round by A Kid Out There™.
January- Raiders. Patriots. The Tuck Rule game.
April- Warriors mercifully end season at 21-61.
April- Earthquakes crushed in CONCACAF Champions League second round
May- Sharks blow a 3-2 series lead in the second round to Colorado.
May/June- Kings. Lakers.
October- A’s blow a 2-1 series lead in the first round to Minnesota.
October- Giants. Angels.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The bye

I hope the Niners do not get the bye. Teams that have no recent playoff success and get the bye don’t seem to fare too well. The 2010 Falcons and 2008 Titans would be the most recent examples that spring to mind.

by taliesin on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

According to the crazy [I’m assuming homeless] dude at the park this morning the 9ers are going to lose cuz the pigs are all rooting for the Steelers.

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by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Limitless

I can’t decide whether or not I liked the movie, but I can’t remember the last time I hated a main character so much. I was super, super disappointed when he ended up not dead.

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by Ceora on Dec 19, 2011 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

I really hated the main character in Social Network

I know that was the point but it was really distracting.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were supposed to hate Mark

but then the final scene and some of Sorkin’s comments made me think you weren’t, which was kind of D:

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you were

but he was so grating that I couldn’t care about the ending or what happened.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I hated this character

Ebenezer Scrooge was an an unpopular, grumpy, elderly British male human. He was a banker, and a usurious moneylender. He worked at a counting house. He was disgusted by the poor, and praised workhouses. And he hated Christmas!

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

He was a banker

I beg your pardon!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You are rather Scrooge-like. You two would probably enjoy kicking puppies into space together.

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Enjoy your rec.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 19, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Res, What’s up in the 4th Qrt.? Geez.

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLRAIDERS!

I dunno. I was xmas shopping during most of the game. On the Lions last drive I only saw the yahoo play by play on my phone.

So I’ll blame the refs.

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by ResDog on Dec 19, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The refs actually were terrible in that game. But they’re not the ones who decided to try to cover Calvin Johnson with a linebacker.

by taliesin on Dec 19, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I read something where Sorkin was talking about the opening scene

and apparently we were supposed to be empathizing with Mark and thinking his girlfriend was a bitch. I was like WUT

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I kinda liked Zuckerberg

But I’m probably insane, so it fits.

Then again, I sympathized with Eduardo too, so who knows.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to see that link.

That kinda goes against everything I’ve ever known about Sorkin. Not that I don’t believe you. I am shocked.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

well, it's certainly possible I misinterpreted

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially since if followed with 15 minutes of Mark being a creepy stalker and publicly embarrassing his ex.

Also, the portrayal of women in that movie was horrendous. Even down to the “dumb” female associate.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that before, but I don’t quite get it. Was the portrayal of anyone in that movie favorable?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorkin has some earned misogyny baggage. Because the movie was about someone who wasn’t kind to women (going out of his way to mistreat them), that got lumped with Sorkin’s stuff.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Except that in real life, Zuckerberg has been with his current girlfriend since 2003, which obviously includes the time period depicted in the movie. Sorkin did kind of appear to make a conscious decision to make the whole MARK HATES WOMEN!! thing the driving force of the movie.

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see that then, misogynistic in the focus. It’s the “that movie portrays women in a terrible manner” argument that has never clicked with me. It’s a movie filled with a bunch of horrible people doing horrible things. I see it almost akin to saying Reservoir Dogs portrays all men as gun waving, lunatic criminals.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s because a mainstream, popular… “thing” has the power to influence thought, and if the influence works against causes of equality/rights, then it’s actually irrelevant what the reasoning behind the piece is.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the fact

that it’s based on a real-life event/storyline hurts the narrative. I mean if the movie was completely fictional, then I get it. But to base it in part on Zuckerberg and then be completely opposite of reality is just weird.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Happens all the time in film and television, so I’m not really programmed to pick and choose when I have a problem with it. My loss, because sometimes I definitely miss out on the social implications.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not just based on; Sorkin’s quotes make pretty clear that he’s under the impression it’s an accurate representation.

by Hyoton on Dec 19, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

the male characters were type-A assholes in control. The female characters were driveling groupies/nut-cases.

Irony is that Mark Zuckerberg never had a bad relationship like the one in the movie; he had the same girlfriend throughout college and is about to get married to her in the next year.

by SituationalLefty on Dec 19, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Apropos of nothing here but facebook in general

I downloaded the “exfoliate” app for android. It goes back and deletes all your old facebook posts past a specifiable point. I’m enjoying using it. I hope to have all my old facebook posts deleted before this timeline thing happens.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you do that after the timeline thing kicks in?

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by can of corn on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this timeline thing?

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by kdl on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Some new format for facebook that shows everything that everyone has ever posted on a timeline. I hear that it’s really a timeline though. Hopefully someone else does a better job because I just realized how much my explanation sucks.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The Dark Side

Conversations between two people are shown as discussions. However, people who are not engaged in the discussion can still see the conversation. It is unclear which messages are displayed on the public timeline, which is available to anyone and which messages are visible only to friends.

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm....

November 14th the WSJ reported that an iPhone version of “exfoliate” was due in “a few weeks.”

I see nothing available.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 19, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I will proudly display my smartass comments from 3 years ago. Also, I’m lazy.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I mostly worry about the current girlfriend digging up flirty wall posts from old girlfriends from like 2005.

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I’ve been with my wife for longer than I’ve had facebook, so that shouldn’t be a worry for me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Flirty? Like: Hey what are you doin’, can I came over?

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly the book that the movie was based on was pointed out at the time as not being totally factual.

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this was the book

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by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I just realized

that the ex-gf in the Social Network is played by the actress who will be playing the lead in Girl in a Dragon Tattoo…talk about range!

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s good to come from money!

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was basically rooting for the MC to die a slow and painful death for three-quarters of the movie.

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by Ceora on Dec 19, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I really was not a fan of any of them.

by Hyoton on Dec 19, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it, but I heard about the blood drinking scene, and frankly that sounds hilarious.

by Hyoton on Dec 19, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It was somewhere between hilarious and disturbing. And way too predictable.

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by Ceora on Dec 19, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The most interesting idea that movie didn’t explore involved De Niro’s character, when he says that Bradley Cooper didn’t earn his knowledge through experience, which makes all the difference. There was absolutely no downside to that pill in terms of experience and that was a bummer.

Unrelated, Mission: Impossible 4 is surprisingly great. As in… one of the best PG-13 action movies in a good long while. Fun and loose and smart enough to not be insulting. IMAX was fantastic, it’s better than 3D. The Dark Knight Rises trailer made me long for the film’s release.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

Giants play better as the underdogs anyways

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

While I wouldn't quite word it like Nightengale

And it is a bit of an overpay, Kubel should be a useful player for them.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

How

The guy is a superclank glove and worse than Parra.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hsi dWAR over the last 3 season is 0.8

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraph
This shows up most significantly on defense, where Kubel has essentially proven to be so bad that he should probably have been moved to permanent DH by now. In just over 3,000 innings in the outfield, he has a career UZR of -41.8, or about -17 runs per 150 games played.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/arizona-downgrades-with-kubel-addition/

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Melky’s career UZR/150 is -4.8

Kubel’s career UZR/150 is -17.0.

Also, Arizona already has Upton, Parra, and Young in the OF. Melky is basically replacing Ross or Burrell in the OF.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Melky has spent time in CF, so you can’t just compare the UZRs.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess you can, but you need to add in +10 for every 150 games Melky played in CF.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the more you get into it the more the comparison favors Melky.

by Evan on Dec 19, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Parra had a pretty damn good year last year too

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Parra had an oWAR of 1.6 in 493 PAs last year

Kubel had an oWAR of 0.9 in 401 PAs last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Their outfield was really death to flying things. It was fucking annoying.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

YES! There were so many times while playing against them the Giants would hit a fly ball and I’d get all excited and they’d make the catch easily.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They should have all won Gold Gloves

But I guess they couldn’t compete with the mighty buzzsaw that is the Dodgers’ outfield.

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

that makes Melky look even better though, right?

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s my thoughts. I mean, it’s not as if he is completely out of place in center to the point where it destroys his UZR unfairly.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Dec 19, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I was pointing out that Calbear is again doing some illogical.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

something*

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Would this be an example

of “cutting off one’s nose to spite the face”

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

well geez

Cabrera plays a mean outfield compared to a man with one leg stuck in a bear trap, too.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 19, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

According to AZsnakepit

Dbacks made an offer to Kuroda but did not hear back so they decided to sign Kubel instead.

Also, Towers is going to keep Parra…so the signing stands by itself.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They should probably make room by trading Upton for Heath Hembree.

by Evan on Dec 19, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

the Giants also have a left handed starter with experience to trade.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, Kubel was worth 5.2 over the last 3 seasons.

Melky was worth 4.1 WAR over the same period.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Kubel’s oWAR the last three seasons: 3.1, 0.4, and 0.9 and he is 30.

Melky’s oWAR the last three seasons: 1.6, 0.2, and 4.8. and two years younger.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Its like argueing turd sandwhich over giant douche

Kubel is probably going to be a minor upgrade and bring a LH bat to a team without any. But it’s not like they signed Fielder.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree

In that the OF (heck most of the offense) is a weakness for the Giants. There is a strong chance that Melky will be significant improvement over his 2010 counterpart.

Kubel is a LH but will at best be a minor improvement. Not to mention he constitutes 10-15% of the Dbacks’ payroll at this moment.

The only reason why I haven’t ripped this move more is that there is a chance that they will move Parra or Young for someone. At this point, it’s a Aaron Rowand esque signing.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Except the whole 15 vs 60 million dollars thing. That and the 5 vs 2 years thing.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s probably a bit of a hyperbole. It’s just not a good move by the Dbacks.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Therefore, Melky Cabrera is WAY worse than Parra.

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked watching him on the Twins. I wish they would keep their galoots out of the NL west.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I started reading Game of Thrones over the weekend.

It is really good and I’m amazed at how closely the show follows the book.

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

Also I recommend Google Books.

I can switch between my phone and my pc and it keeps track of my page number for me!

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by jhiat00 on Dec 19, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

yes!

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

One of us. One of us!

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been carrying it around for two weeks, but somehow haven’t had the chance to open it (I’ve probably owned it for a year, but had about 15-20 books ahead of it). I was thinking I better get it started before I get a million new books for Christmas (my preferred gift!).

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by can of corn on Dec 19, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

RIP Warren Hellman

First Hazel Dickens, now Warren. DDHNM.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Speedway Meadow is now Hellman Hollow.

I’m not a big proponent of name changing…but I can get behind this one.

R.I.P.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Dec 19, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

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Something else being seen as possible clue that TEX is winning bidder (again, this is speculation): TOR stayed in Latos conversation late.

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

Sit this one out Ben
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Ben Roethlisberger is still unsure if he will be able to start tonight’s game against 49ers. Roethlisberger is a true game-time decision.

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Keith Law's tweets

On the Kubel trade:

Nobody. RT @PaulieBallnuts: Who in their right mind thinks Kubel >Parra? #GMFail @keithlaw

Agent Ned’s cover is blown:

Colletti signed Grabow because an anonymous user wrote “Once played for the San Francisco Giants” on Grabow’s Wikipedia page

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Still no respect for the Sun

just a medium sized yellow star.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas

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by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So is my Uncle Ray. Pro-tip: Don’t pull his finger.

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by ResDog on Dec 19, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How was this taken?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

with dark sunglasses

by Turf_Toe_ on Dec 19, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

and

Borg implants.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Swearengen’s passing through the sun’s corona?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Dec 19, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Well the new Dark Knight Rises trailer looks pretty fucking sweet

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

You sound surprised.

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by nvsfg on Dec 19, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at all

My only surprise was how much I enjoyed Hathaway.

I thought this role would be tough for her but from that small bit she seemed just fine

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Wayne on a cane… he and Gotham’s wealthy appear to be Bane’s prisoner(s)!? Hines Ward outruns the defense!

by Every6thDay on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

So the Astros ZiPS projections came out

And

1) They’re, of course, terrible

But

2) There’s at least 2, possibly three guys I’d rather have that what we’ve got.

I’d definitely take Lowrie over Crawford, and I’d definitely take Altuve over Sanchez. And if we have to have some sort of ungodly LF/RF dude, I’d almost rather have Carlos Lee than Huff.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

But not

over Belt.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s true about every team, isn’t it?

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Padres?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree on Lowrie and Atluve

But Carlos Lee had a 2.5 oWAR last year and a -0.5 oWAR the year before. He is also making $18.5 million this year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants ZIPS projections aren’t as good as they looked when they were posted if we assume no Beltran and probably no Belt. :(

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

how 'bout those pitchers tho

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that shit was ugly

Esp when you consider Wandy will likely be traded.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s easy to say I’d rather have Wandy than Zito…. but Zito is our 5th starter and Wandy is their #1 so lol

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

Someone’s going to drop some pixie dust on Crawford and he’s going to learn hot to hit

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Freudian typo

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Stamos is pretty dreamy

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by DFARowand on Dec 19, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone’s going to drop pixie dust on Lowrie and his shoulder is going to explode.

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

aomeone's going to drop some pixie dust on Crawford

and he’s going to learn how to play “River Euphrates” on the guitar.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 19, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Downs?

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I was right!

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You got it!

Too bad we don’t have any need for a backup 2B, what with ours being all healthy and whatnot.

OH WAIT OPPOSITE

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Downs at 2B with Fontenot at SS would be non-awful.

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yerp

But you’ll take Crawford/Burriss up the middle and like it, punk.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Burris gotta go nowhere

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God we still have Hinshaw!

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this organization’s obsession with mediocre to awful left handed pitchers?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I bet if we told them that Belt could pitch, they’d play him every day.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he a pitcher in college?

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by rotorueter on Dec 19, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was an outfielder?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Doh. 1B/LHP according to Texas’ website.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST PLAY HIM YOU DUMMIES

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, didn’t he sign with the Padres?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 19, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Downs shouldn't have been DFA'd

but why are people so optimistic about Downs and pessmistic about Crawford?

Downs had a one very good1/3 of a year (PA wise) last year but is a below average defender and has had a pretty meh minor/major league career otherwise.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Granted

if the bar is Burris then there’s nothing to talk about.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he is a Matt Downs : Man of Honor

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/3/1667874/matt-downs-man-of-honor

Plus he’s not Burriss

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by nvsfg on Dec 19, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone actually thinks Downs has a shot at being a league average starter.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Dec 19, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wish we had still had him last year, because he might’ve been a decent enough emergency option to prevent the Cabrera trade.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 19, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Reds fans

I know it’s been a while but they gave up Josh Hamilton (who was playing really well) for Volquez, and now they watch him get packaged in a deal with Alonso for Latos.

It’s gotta suck to lose one of the best hitters int eh league for a disappointment.. Must be even worse to watch that disappointment packaged with a prized prospect for an even bigger disappointment.

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

But they got some much value for that 1/2 season of Hernandez last year.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

is Latos really a big disappointment?

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Latos is still a very good pitcher

and is just as good on the road as he as at home.

I think the issue is the mental.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't see how

I like that trade for the Reds if they’re trying to WIN NOW.

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah I think they gave up a lot

but they are deep at each position at which they gave up a lot and Volquez honestly stinks so it’s not that bad

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by jponry on Dec 19, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Volquez next year

4-15, all wins against the Giants, 2.56 ERA, 87 ERA+

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

Volquez is pretty awful against the Giants.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

In 1908, Nick Altrock had a 2.71 ERA and an 86 ERA+.

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Well..

I’m not saying that they shouldn’t have done the deal.. I’m just saying that it sucks to watch really good players and prospects leave in trades and get back disappointments. Based on multiple posts here, people still seem upset about the Pierzinsksyasd;fljk deal – people still watch Liriano and Nathan and get bummed out.

As a Warriors fan I can make the following not complete parallel – Webber traded for Gugliotta, traded for Donyell Marshall. Logically, yeah, Webber “had to go” and Marshall wasn’t terrible, but it still was always a reminder that we had C-Webb and now we have Marshall.

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Dec 19, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm projecting

Latos is not a disappointment yet, but if I remember correctly, that park isn’t great for pitching. Plus, I’m not a fan, so I’m hoping he doesn’t do well.

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Dec 19, 2011 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Football question, since I don't follow too closely

Assuming the Colts draft luck and look to trade Peyton, how would people feel about the 49ers trading for Manning?

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

That would interesting

wonder what they would have to give up.

Still think that the o-line and receivers are bigger needs.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I seriously doubt they would trade Manning

Wouldn’t make any sense to me. If Manning could still play he should stay there for at least a year with Luck at back up.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Dec 19, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Colts very unlikely to trade Manning, unless he wants to be traded.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Dec 19, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see him wanting to be traded if they bring in their new QB of the future

And why not? Even at his age and coming off his injury he’ll likely be one of the better QBs in the NFL. Why should he have to sit around and train some kid?

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn’t want to finish his career the way Brett Favre did.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

By texting pics of his penis?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They are going to put a status of his penis in the Hall of Fame

The only question is which hat will his penis be wearing.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 19, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If your penis had to wear an NFL logo, how could you choose anything but the packers?

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if he played for the Giants, maybe, but he didn’t. And he’s probably not.

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by speckops on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If it were Lars, I imagine the Vikings would be in serious contention…

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by EliminateMe on Dec 19, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Posited only 'cause of a Grantland piece

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/12339/the-possible-destinations-for-one-peyton-manning

1. San Francisco 49ers

If Jim Harbaugh can’t get Andrew Luck, wouldn’t this be the next best thing? With Harbaugh as coach, that young offensive line percolating, a dominant defense, and the NFC West on the docket for six games a year, the Niners can own this division for the next three to four years. That’s pretty clear. But when they lose in the playoffs this year, the narrative around them is going to become simple: “We need an upgrade on Alex Smith if we’re ever going to win a Super Bowl.” The Niners left $16 million in cap space unused this year, and with a young roster, they should be able to fit Manning under the cap in 2012. And while the San Francisco offense isn’t quite as good as the unit Manning would join in Dallas, Peyton would have enough weapons to justify making the move. We’ve seen how good the 49ers can be with a below-average quarterback this season; now, what could they do with an elite one?

by GiantPain on Dec 19, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this part
“Does your team already have Tim Tebow?”
Eliminates: Broncos

Should speak for itself.

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by CalBear949 on Dec 19, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be cool.

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it would be like Montana-to-Chiefs, and Kansas City was really good with Joe Montana.

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by El Person on Dec 19, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they were talking about that on KNBR earlier today, so you aren’t the only one thinking along those lines.

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by Merope on Dec 19, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would worry though… Alex Smith seems to spend a lot of time picking his ass up off the grass, one or two good hits on Peyton and boom! There goes your season.

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