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Melky for Jonathan: Knee-Jerk Analysis

My lasting memory of Melky Cabrera was from the 2010 National League Division Series. He looked like he was swinging a bat that had a rope tied on the barrel, and the other end of the rope was wrapped around his torso and tied to his ankle. Oh, the bat would get around eventually, but it wasn't quick. Or pretty. He was 25 at the time, but he looked like he was 35. It was sad. Spraying-champagne-around-the-clubhouse sad, if you want to be specific about it.

Star-divide

And I didn't catch a whole lot of Royals games last year. When I did watch them, I was looking for Eric Hosmer or Mike Moustakas. When Melky came up, my brain probably shut off and I started thinking about various gadgets or video games I wanted to purchase. Wasn't interested. So his renaissance flew right past me. Not sure what made him so much better than he was in previous seasons.

With that, I can't offer a great scouting report on the guy. What I know is that he was one of the worst players in baseball in 2010, and he was pretty darned good in 2011. If the Giants had Cabrera instead of Sanchez last year, they would have been a much better team. That's Melky Cabrera, not Orlando. This sentence is a reminder that the Giants also traded for Orlando Cabrera last year.

The Giants-loving internet is freaking out right now. Sabean gonna Sabean, and all that. He's the GM who sells low to make a deal with the GM selling high. I'm not quite in that line. I can almost, almost, almost get behind this trade. First, you have to make two assumptions. The first is that the Giants really do have a finite budget that they can't break for really good hitters. The second is that they really needed a center fielder. I'm skeptical on both counts. Both of those points are sort of nonsense, actually. But I had long ago accepted that they were considered true that by the people who actually make roster decisions, so I accepted them long ago. Begrudgingly.

With those in mind I could almost see it. You say Melky is a player coming off a career year. I squint and say that Melky had the breakout year as a 26-year-old that he was supposed to have years ago. He had a .360 OBP as a 21-year-old starter. That's hard to do. He fell off a cliff after that, but it's not like, say, Justin Christian having a breakout year. It's not a total shock. Melky was supposed to be talented.

I can almost see it. The Giants need offense, and last year Melky could hit. They have a strikeout staff -- well, except for that there Barry Zito -- so maybe they can give up a little defense in center.


Maybe not that much defense. But some. Just about every defensive metric has Cabrera as a below-average defender in center, but other than when he almost fatted himself out of baseball with the Braves, he hasn't been statue-bad. Not as good as Aaron Rowand or Cody Ross, probably, but not that much worse.

And as for what went the other way, I'm not foaming at the mouth. I figured Sanchez was gone long ago, probably for a Merkin/Moss package, which was great as someone who likes to type "Merkin Moss" in his spare time. The Giants didn't get a couple of fringe players or C-prospects. They got someone relatively cheap who had a fantastic year last year. I had zero faith in Sanchez next year -- his walks, combined with his fragility and salary, made me completely okay with a possible non-tender. I can almost see it.

Ryan Verdugo was an interesting prospect -- the Jonathan Sanchez of AA -- and it's a little annoying that he had to go in the deal, but it's unlikely that he was ever going to pan out as a starter. And if he became a left-handed reliever, who cares? Those kinds of players are always hanging around if you have an extra $10 million to spend, and they're there even if you don't have that money to spend but do it anyways.

The Giants will save about $1M in arbitration with the swap, but that's not all. They also saved money by not giving $15M or $20M to Coco Crisp. They didn't commit to a center fielder for the next couple of years. This move could free them up for a shortstop, or for the re-signing of Beltran. Coco Crisp was going to be a Giant if this went down, and while I think I'd rather have Crisp on my team next year, it's not a huge downgrade when you factor in the salary commitment. I can almost see it.

My problem with the trade isn't giving up Sanchez or Verdugo. It's not necessarily Melky. He's a flawed player, but people act like a court order is going to force him to return his increased production from last year. It's not so outlandish to think that a 26-year-old who improves might turn into a 27-year-old who maintains the production.

My problem with the trade is the completely manufactured need in center field. There were concerns about Torres. Well, hey, there are concerns about Freddy Sanchez staying healthy, Buster Posey is going to be the same player, Aubrey Huff's conditioning and collapsed-star suck from last year, and the dark void at shortstop. There are concerns all over the diamond. But in center, they had a guy who was very likely to provide the Giants with a ton of value based on his defense alone. His ADHD and sproingy hamstrings made him someone you didn't want to trust, but he's cheap with the potential to be pretty danged good. This Giants' offseason should be alllllllll about "cheap with the potential to be pretty danged good," while figuring out how to fix the spots that don't have the potential of being pretty danged good.

I was expecting Jonathan Sanchez to be traded for beans. Not magic beans. Just beans. Navy. Maybe cannellini beans. I was also expecting to sign Coco Crisp to a two-year/$14 million deal or worse. So with both of those expectations already firmly implanted in my head, this is an improvement, and it could be even better if they actually spend the money I thought they were going to spend on Crisp. I can almost see it.

I would have rather traded Sanchez for a semi-prospect, stuck with Torres, and spent even more money on the free-agent market. That would have been my first choice. As is, let's all hope that last year's Melky is the real Melky, because that was a pretty danged good player. Just don't expect it.

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As far as Cabrera’s go. Asdrubal is the only one I’d want in my lineup.

by Stoney Montana on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Miguel?!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

Him too. What’s with all these damn Cabrera’s? Is that Spanish for Jones?

by Stoney Montana on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Why won't anyone answer the guy?

I mean, jeez, he just asked a simple question.

Anyway, no. It’s from the Latin word capraria, meaning ‘place of goats’

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 8, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

IN CAPRAE CREDO

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 8, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

So it’s Scottish?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 8, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, wouldn't want that psycho on my team

He’s got major issues that go way beyond baseball. Ticking time bomb.

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by Amigo on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad you’re not the GM.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Reyes

If SF can now get Reyes at SS, they become favorites in the NL

by gocanes1 on Nov 7, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Reyes will be a Miami Marlin next year.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be

but he will playing in front of the usual 5,000 people on the sacred grounds of our Miami Hurricanes. Spend the $$ NOW, get Reyes, and do not waste this great pitching staff for another year.

by gocanes1 on Nov 7, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh how things change.... 2010 PGT

“This is why Brian Sabean didn’t trade Jonathan Sanchez for Jorge Cantu, Derrek Lee, or Al Oliver. Kenny Williams would have. Kenny Williams would have called every non-Giants team in the NL West to see if they had Al Oliver, and he would have traded Sanchez in a second. For all of the crap this site can shovel at Sabean’s feet, I think the most impressive thing he’s done in the past decade is refrain from trading Sanchez for pennies on the dollar. You know he was getting some interesting offers. Hey, for a team that was just a year or two removed from Jose Castillo, Dan Uggla really would look nice. And for an inconsistent lefty? That kind of deal makes itself.”

by haroldandsivakumar on Nov 7, 2011 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

Yep.

I was always a Sanchez doubter until he pitched well last year. Now I can show my true colors again!

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 7, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of us kept the (lack of) faith

Pre-2011 projection:

Put me in the skeptic camp

I think his ERA will be back in the 4s this year, and I think the Giants will regret not trading him while his ERA was pretty.

3 straight years of mediocrity, with the only variables being BABIP and LOB%, which I don’t believe are repeatable skills.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/2/24/2013514/community-projection-jonathan-sanchez#59980997

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

was more referring to sabean

you try to give the guy some well earned praise and he throws up all over it

by haroldandsivakumar on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What I'm afraid of

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Source told me the Giants strongly considering B. Crawford at SS if they could improve lineup elsewhere. Melky is a move in that direction.

LF Melky
CF Crisp
SS Crawford

Improvement!

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 7, 2011 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

Melky

Don’t think Melky is your leadoff hitter, but I bet that’s what Sabean is planning.

If this trade means we’re going after a SS (Reyes/Rollins) to hit leadoff, I like it. If it means we can re-sign Beltran, I’m ok with Crawford playing solid D and hitting 8th. If this it… aka Melky leadoff, Crawford at SS, Schierholtz in RF, then… not good.

by Garrelts89 on Nov 7, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Melky had 20 SB last year

Here are the most important stats for a leadoff hitter:

1. SB! (20!)
2. Hits! (201 last year!)
3. RIBEYEZ! (87! That will be fantastic from the leadoff spot!)

I think that about covers it, and is all the proof I need that he will be an ideal leadoff hitter! I want to use more exclamation points!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 7, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, he had 102 runs last year. Dudes know how to cross the plate.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And no plate was ever so blesséd.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be blessèd?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, blessé in French actually means wounded. Unless that’s what you’re going for.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I only know how to do the one accenty e.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He did that from the #2 hole - Freddie's spot

and this was his breakout year. If you’ve ever seen him in the field you know he is no Andres Torres.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Nov 7, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

"most important stats"

The most important stats for a lead off hitter are as follows:

1) Runs scored
2) OBP
3) Glove named “Lucille”

Stolen bases are nice, but this category doesn’t make my top three.

4) Stolen bases
5) extra base power
6) drag bunts while already two steps closer to first base

RBIs are nice, but not in my top six.

In this post-2010 reality, I occupy a resurrection body.

by MrUnderhill on Nov 7, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d. That was pretty funny.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 8, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This lineup wouldn't surprise me:

CF Crisp
2B Sanchez
3B Pablo
C Buster
LF Cabrera
1B Huff
RF Nate
SS Crawford

If this is it, my hope is we get the 2011 Crisp, Melky, Pablo & Nate. We get a healthy Buster & Freddy. We get a Crawford that hits .235 and an even season Huff. Oh and while I’m in Fantasy Land, give me a 2002 Zito.

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by Penitentiary Face on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh...

The question then becomes, who are the uninspired midseason acquisitions, and who gets unceremoniously dumped for pennies on the dollar?

“With our .495 winning percentage, while trailing the Dodgers, Diamondbacks, and Rockies, we’re still in this thing. So we’ve released Nate and Crawford and have traded for Jason Bartlett and Ryan Ludwick. Barely gave up any of our top prospects, too!”

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

That’s pretty depressing.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This sucks: no power

Don’t trust Melky’s 18 this year.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Nov 7, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No on Crawford

cannot hit his weight; spend the $$ NOW on Reyes; solves both SS and leadoff question, puts Cabrera where he belongs batting 2nd, resign Beltran also. MUST do this so as to not waste this great pitching staff.

by gocanes1 on Nov 7, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He hit his weight this year!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm down with this

Good thing we started shitting money

by sbrody on Nov 8, 2011 5:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh for fuck’s sake.

by Bar None on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

so not an improvement

over ML-quality SS elsewhere in the lineup and Torres in CF.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Do the Giants realize that lineups don't work like that?

Each batter is discrete. You can’t hide a bad hitter behind other better hitters. Also Melky Cabrera is not a better hitter.

Also Brandon Crawford is bad.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford is below average.

I save the words “bad” and “suck” for replacement level and sub replacement level players.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s basically the definition of replacement level.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

.5 WAR in 220 PA's is above replacement level.

By definition.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

0.1 rWAR

It’s within the margin of error for WAR.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What is Nomar Garciaparra doing playing 1B?

LOL A’s offense

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr Hamm!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

we scored 100+ more runs than your team did that year!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Humbling.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Coincidentally, the same amount of fans that came to the ballpark.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

HR balls for everyone!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But we had Aaron Rowand!

by Wolvkil23 on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM FREAKING OUT, THOUGH STILL EXCITED ABOUTHE MARS THING

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

The Mars Science Laboratory, scheduled for launch this month. Lars was talking about it in the previous thread.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

My problem with this trade is Brian Sabean

Imagine if we had a GM who knew what he was doing.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 7, 2011 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

He’s cute and fun.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Very easy to root for

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Groundouts to short and pop flies

are easy to root for?

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

GP, I swear if you don’t stop creating alternate user names…

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

and

no worse than whoever they think will be an upgrade. Cf. Cabrera, Melky.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s better than Melky Cabrera.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Debatable.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Please do.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross has a career OPS+ of 105 with good defense. Melky Cabrera has a career OPS+ of 93 with bad defense.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

But he IS consistent.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

By no measure is Cody Ross’ defense “good.” Okay, acceptable, decent, better than Melky, but not good.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

For a corner outfielder, it’s pretty good.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And whEn Cody gets ABs

he’s good for 15-20 HRS. You will not see Melky hit 18 ever again.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Nov 8, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera has averaged about 1.3 WAR/season (according to BR) and 1.1 WAR/season (according to Fangraphs)

Ross has averaged 1.68 WAR/season (according to BR) and 1.85 WAR/season (according to Fangraphs)

Cody Ross has had 3 1/2 seasons (the half being 2007 – 173 OPS+ in 173 PA) where he’s been an above-average hitter (OPS+ of 100 or higher). Cabrera has had one.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Melky is a few years younger, so that’s nice, but it’s about all he has going for him over Ross.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Ross' defense didn't impress me last season

I know he was coming off injury, but he really looked a lot pokier than I’d remembered…like he had heavier legs

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera’s defense doesn’t seem to impress anyone either, though.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s also cheaper. there’s no guarantee that Ross will get a raise over the $6.3M he made last season, but he probably will expect it.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

isn't there

a limit on the possible pay cut the team can propose as well? Like 20% or something?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in his case

For a player who is eligible for arbitration but still under team control (like, say, Lincecum), the team must offer at least 80% of the player’s previous season pay. But for a free agent like Ross, this requirement does not apply.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

weird

so they can tender arb for, theoretically, $1? That would be mighty handy for a Type A FA.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

Remember they would risk losing the arb case if they did that. Once they offer arb and the player accepts, they kind of have to make a reasonable salary offer.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow > Melky

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by ayeyoJERM on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Debatable

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

SIGN TEBOW!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

They both can't throw.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Nov 7, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

TGWTWS

and that little skip after he really gets ahold of one is fun to watch when he’s on your team (sort of like jazz hands… lord do I miss jazz hands).

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

/sad tear

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

IN THE ASS

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll say.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that made me feel better.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I will now throw up in my mouth.

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by Kitspool on Nov 7, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The Sabean Surpise!

I just knew he would suprise us. No way it was going to be Coco Crisp or Grady Sizemore or anyone else being mentioned. Sabean is all about the suprise, even if it’s a shit player.

Also, LOL Dirty.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

fair enough

its a trade, it may or may not work out. forget the calculations or walks etc….put him in he lineup and play ball….

by Norman W. Albert on Nov 7, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

So let's trade Lincecum for Omar Infante

Forget the calculations or walks, just put him in the lineup.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

No shit?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hm

we might be experiencing whats known as a “misunderstand” lol

by ir1shgiant on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't he injured?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Haha. Love some Gs fans. Hating on deal in which they get guy whose OPS in ‘11 would’ve ranked 2nd on Gs (not including Beltran) for …
15 minutes ago
hankschulman Henry Schulman
… a pitcher who had a 1.4+ WHIP and had to be yanked from rotation midseason as team questioned where his head was.
13 minutes ago

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

The details aren’t important

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 7, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Hank. You used to be cool, back in the Abe Vigoda days. Now you’re just kind of a tool.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Good Lord.

If you’re going to cite statistics, at least be responsible about it.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Why start now?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If Cabrera puts up his ’10 numbers again, nobody will be complaining. But taking a look at his whole body of work, who knows… The Giants are the kings of the idealistic deal. “If this guy can just replicate that one great year…” —→ Rowand, Huff, Renteria…

Look, Sanchez had one good year. Cabrera has had one good year. It’s a crapshoot. But we need offense more than a 7th starting pitcher.

by Garrelts89 on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If Cabrera puts up his 2010 numbers again

I will DEFINITELY be complaining.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought the revisionist history “HE-WASN’T-REALLY-INJURED-THE-BRASS-JUST-DIDN’T-TRUST-HIM!” was Ratto’s schtick, not Schulman’s.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure I'm going to feel stupid about this later but ...

I don’t get it

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cherry picker, because he’s…

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh! Got it!

Thank you.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

…repairing telephone lines?

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by EliminateMe on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cherry picker.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I do feel stupid now

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh. We’ll be onto something else entirely soon. This will be but a distant memory.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a boom lift!

Schulman is known for boom lifting statistics to make a point.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Nov 7, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like images that come with homework

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get it either, thats what I had to do

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cherry picker

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

when was he "yanked" from the rotation??

went on the DL…never went to bullpen. come on son.

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by kezargiants on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG

Kezargiants = Ed Lover??

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Ed Lover ?? Name the rappers/directors in this pic.


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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

**Ding, Ding **

You win a McC Gift Card.
/cash value .01 cents

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He reminds me of Lyle Spencer.

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by lenscrafters on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

There's little reason to believe he's suddenly a .300 hitter

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by marcello on Nov 7, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

so now

ranked 2nd on the 2011 Giants (not including Beltran) in OPS is a good thing?

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by zenbitz on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Who taught Hank what OPS is? And WHIP for that matter.

by boonitez on Nov 7, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank is literally just spewing any number that pops up on his little screen

by capn on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yes Hank

it’s also important to totally give up on every player that didn’t have a career year last year.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this deal

Allows Sabean to spend on another need and we aren’t stuck complaining about Coco Crisp being paid 8 million dollars to sit behind Gary Brown in 2013…

by Michael Uhlhorn on Nov 7, 2011 11:40 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

They will not be spending elsewhere.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not

But that wouldn’t be the worst thing either. The team needs to improve, but they need to keep enough flexibility to pay Lincecum and Cain.

by Michael Uhlhorn on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be the worst thing.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, no

The worst thing would be re-signing Orlando Cabrera.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My lasting memory of Melky

That time he ate something off his bat.

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

OBVIOUSLY KISSABLE

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by josematan on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

VERY GALOOTY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

LOVE ME DAMMIT

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by josematan on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

O_O

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What is he smelling on his upper lip?

by capn on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

VICTORY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If this is the only move of the offseason, I hate it.

If this opens us up to pick up another bat, I am happy about it.

by djfivenine on Nov 7, 2011 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

I'm in this line

I’d also like it more if they keep Torres as a 4th OF

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a RDF move

The Giants main acquisitions over the offseason will be Melky and someone like Lolniesky.

Such bullshit.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

No, Yuni will be too expensive. You need to think cheaper.

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera is totally going to Casey McGehee next year

isn’t he

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Not as shortsighted as non-tendering Sanchez, but trade still risky

If a number of important assumptions are made:
- Vogelsong is unlikely to heavily regress in 2012;
- Andres Torres’s 2012 is more likely to resemble 2011 than 2010;
- Melky Cabera’s " "
- The starting pitching staff is likely to avoid any major injuries.

Then this trade, seems to me, to have real merit. However, Johnathan Sanchez, for all his considerable faults is a more effective pitcher than Barry Zito. The Giants might well regret further diminishing their pitching depth, especially when they have a player in Andres Torres who would play a better defensive CF than Melky and might well have out hit him as well.

by August Storm on Nov 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

you think it’s more likely that vogelsong is more like 2011 vogelsong than 2000-2010 vogelsong? Man i hope you’re right…

by Kevin Carter on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It took me a long time

…but I’m convinced he just put it all together. Especially that game in Chicago with the whipping wind and pouring rain. That was one of the ballsiest starting performances I’ve ever seen.

We were in the stands shivering, dripping and cowering and I cuoldn’t figure out how he was even gripping the ball, much less dealing like he was.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the really encouraging thing about Vogelsong was that he didn’t seem to be operating from a place of incredible luck. The luck that he got turned pretty good numbers into great ones. Regress him independent of his career, and he was performing well at sustainable levels. He could still blow up, but man there’s actually something to hold onto there.

This is maybe not the case with Melky.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong probably won’t have a sub-3.00 ERA next year, but he ought to be solid. That brings up the interesting question of how much he gets paid next winter.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh cripes, I forgot about that throw. Augh.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

Give Sabean credit- nobody saw this coming

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

This was my initial reaction, as well. Sometimes I think he just does this kind of thing just to generate Epic Freakout Mode in the McC.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I wondered

why Grant was making up such nonsense for a Monday morning post.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit Sabean.

Stop getting the wrong one. Good luck Dirty, your eyebrows will be missed.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Nov 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

OVER STYLED EYEBROWS

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true.
They’ll get nothing of exceptional value, just to make sure they aren’t paying Sanchez

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by josematan on Nov 7, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

I really like this trade .........

since Cabrera’s numbers for 2011 are like a younger Carlos Beltran with .305 avg., 18 HRs, 87 RBIs, 102 runs, and 20 stolen bases while Sanchez has yet to show the control or focus to be a consistent winner! on top of that, the Giants really don’t need another starter, but they sure as hell need more offense!

it gets my stamp of approval.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

Why is it that all the people with stoner in their names are approving this trade? This reinforces my gut reaction.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

the Giants really don’t need another starter

Uh, did you miss the parts of the season where we had Zito and Surkamp starting?

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

All the evidence suggests that Surkamp will be better than he was last year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Such as?

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Scouting reports, minor league numbers

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not all the evidence

He is a soft-tosser, and those guys’ minor-league numbers don’t necessarily translate to the majors as reliably as flamethrowers’ do.

Plus, I mean, in terms of all the evidence, we do have the five or so major-league starts that he had, in which he was pretty bad.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Those major-league starts involve such a small sample that they tell us nothing

If you’re going to use them, use equivalencies to convert them to the equivalent AA performance and add that to his actual AA performance to get a decent sample size. They don’t change much.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I was just having a bit of fun there. I believe my first point is the more salient one.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t recall having seen any data about that point before, so I can’t speak to that. Can you provide some?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, no

That’s anecdata. Perhaps somebody has looked at it quantitatively, but if so I don’t know about it. But I do know that scouts and prospect hounds are always deeply skeptical of guys like Surkamp and Pucetas who don’t throw hard but have great minor-league numbers. And obviously, again anecdotally, very few guys debut in the majors with sub-90 mph fastballs.

The counter-argument would be that this is exactly what Billy Beane was exploiting in Moneyball with the whole Chad Bradford thing.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A younger Carlos Beltran was a career 109 OPS+ hitter by the time he was 27, with a three year average of 122 (which came with an .876 OPS, mind you, as opposed to Melky’s shiny one-year 121 that came in at .809).

He is nothing like a younger Carlos Beltran.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re both Latino!

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

They were both Royals!

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re bipeds!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Bilateral symmetry FTW!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you fell in.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

No, no, I don’t think he did.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? All those exclamation points really make me wary of taking a comment seriously.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, man. I went into blur mode right after “Carlos Beltran”. Didn’t even see the exclamation points.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still going to disagree.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

God dammit. Just scrolled downthread.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/ reaches hand down .......

come on, climb out. it’s okay. i was just kidding. lol!

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

When Carlos Beltran was 27, he was coming off four straight years of four straight years of 110 or better OPS+ – three of those four years better by OPS+ than the career year Melky just had – and had 146 career home runs and 192 career stole bases, versus Cabrera’s 58 home runs and71 stolen bases.

So, as comparisons go, that’s not the best one.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Career BR WAR through age 27:

Beltran: 28.1
Cabrera: 7.7

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

or Fangraphs

Beltran: 29.5
Cabrera: 6.8

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

6.8 is also Beltran’s WAR the season he turned 26, amusingly enough.

CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Four consecutive posts

Each one falling further into the chasm!

It was like watching somone fall in slow motion. Beautiful

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S THE STONER CONUNDRUM OKAY!?

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lol .......

you’re welcome.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooo...

He was coming off 16 straight years of 110 or better OPS+?

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera is comparable to a younger Carlos Beltran.

Now I’ve heard it all.

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by lenscrafters on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

WOW .......

i got you ALL to fall in.

i think that’s a new record!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I DIDN'T!

Boom! Nailed it!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw it coming a mile away

I guess I have to get the rope, then

by jhawx on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what did it?

This post from the previous thread:

Do any of you guys ever consider….
sitting back, taking a deep breath, and pausing a couple seconds before you post to make sure what you’ve typed is reasonable, or hinged?

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions

I’m not smart enough to tell the difference between GIANT stoner and Stoned Slacker so it seemed like you were consistently pro-the trade or at least anti-freaking out over the trade. :(

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol ......

well, you’ll be happy to know that i’m not Stoned Slacker …… neither online nor in the real world (i have a job and contribute to society).

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Selling medical marijuana? LOL

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oooh good burn, sir.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You want some Aloe for that burn ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot impersonator?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yes .......

Grant and i have our own comedy troupe. the Fontenots.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

we tour the US during the off-season.

lol!

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I call shenanigans.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

nope .........

was kidding all along. truth be told, we’re doomed.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I am unbelieving you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Traded for Beans

I always liked Mung Beans. Never cooked or ate them, just liked to say ‘mung beans’. That’s a fun word.

Temperance, like Chastity is it's own punishment.

by wineguy73 on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

What is this, the Boston Red Sox?
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It’s because the Giants are so pitching-loaded that they made the deal for Cabrera, says @RattoCSN cmcst.sn/aaatEG #SFGiants #NLWest

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

That should’ve read “were so pitching loaded”….
Man, I hope the rotation stays healthy this year.

by Bar None on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

run jefffassero.exe

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

‘jefffassero.exe’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program, viable starting pitcher, or batch file.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying the team is “pitching loaded” makes me think of a loaded baked potato. Maybe Ratto is hungry.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Intern seeking work

Are we sure that some intern wasn’t just fired after screwing up Sabean’s demand to “Get (Orlando) Cabrera no matter what it takes” ?

by Kevin Carter on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

I mean

Melky will likely post an average OBP and play bad defense, and maybe sock a couple dingers. That is what it is. There’s value in that.

It’s not what I would have tried to get for Sanchez, but I highly doubt that there was another outfielder available for Sanchez + Verdugo who’s better than Melky.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Melky will likely post an average OBP and play bad awesome defense, and maybe sock a couple dingers. That is what it is. There’s value in that.

Isn’t that Torres?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

No Torres will keep the bench warm.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Torres had a below average OBP this past year, so who knows

I love Torres, and I want him to be the starting CF next year. But if they switch it up and go with Belt / Torres / Cabrera in the OF, that’d be cool with me.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a hard time seeing Belt higher on the depth chart than Nate.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly because Belt will be in Houston by then.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Toronto seems most likely to me.

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by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't.

But who knows.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because it’s what you would do doesn’t mean it’s the club’s priority. It seems pretty clear that they like Nate better.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't seem clear to me at all.

Nate only got, what, 350 PAs last year? It’s not like they were running him out there every day.

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That was mostly because of injury, though, right?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They were running him out there every day until he got hurt.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Only after injuries to other players put him in the lineup in the first place.

Nate was in the “we’ll play him until he stops hitting” category of Bochy lineup construction. He kept it up until he got hurt.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Only after injuries to other players put him in the lineup in the first place.

So? That’s how Torres got his spot, and he didn’t give it up until he couldn’t hit for a bunch of months in a row.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My point is Nate doesn’t get a season-long free pass like Huff. They played him as long as he hit, and if Belt had ever found his groove, they would have done the same for him. Maybe Nate’s higher in the depth chart, but I don’t see that they’re markedly different in management’s eyes. Neither has a locked-in spot, neither has been forgotten about.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering Nate is on the roster and Torres is a currently a free agent, and considering that Nate was playing well at the time of his injury whereas Torres was playing poorly before and after his injury, I’d say they are viewed vastly different in management’s eyes.

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by Nivek5150 on Nov 9, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. Let’s go Marcel on this and quote 3 year weighted averages instead, right?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you keep Sanchez

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by marcello on Nov 7, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not what I would have tried to get for Sanchez, but I highly doubt that there was another outfielder available for Sanchez + Verdugo who’s better than Melky.

 I highly agree with this statement. Add in the Sanchez +Zito for the 5th starter was all wasted.

Contract year- Nobody acknowledges this as source of motivation to a player. Think what Huff did in 2010, Jason Bay did in 2009, Adrian Beltre 2010…. I think Melky will be at 110% of whatever workouts he did in between 2009 and 2010, going into a contract year.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Contract year- Nobody acknowledges this as source of motivation to a player.

Actually, people talk about it all the time.

Also, give me a few minutes and I can show you plenty of examples of players having horrible contract years, too.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

just off the top of my head though

Adrian Beltre. In 2009. You know, one year before the contract year you mentioned.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Andruw Jones the year before he signed with the Dodgers

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Beltre did ok this year too.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

People have looked into the "contract year" thing

It has been pretty much proven to be a myth.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it makes sense

when you assume everyone not in a contract year is trying to fail.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I mean, is the best way to get a contract to dick around for three years and then be really good for one, or to just be really good for four years? One of those guys is getting an awesome contract.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PUJOLS

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because contract years are myths.

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Think what Huff did in 2010,

What about what Huff did in 2009, which was also a contract year?

Jason Bay did in 2009

Which was the third best season of Bay’s career

, Adrian Beltre 2010

Or Beltre’s 2009, also a contract year.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If anything, Sanchez' contract year would probably screw him up even more

Doesn’t strike me as a guy who does well under pressure

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

September 2010-2010 NLDS

4-1, 1.05 ERA in 7 starts.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing that’s a huge sample size.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not, obviously

But neither are the times when he’s pitched like shit under pressure.

It often seems like everyone remembers the time Sanchez melted down in the NLCS, but not the seven straight brilliant starts he had before that. That’s my point.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But before that was his "guarantee" game

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If your point is that we can’t know how he handles pressure, I agree with you.

If your point is that he handles it well, I say SSS.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The last few innings of his no hitter were probably high pressure.

He did alright there.

The “headcase” thing is way overblown. People assume because he walks guys it’s because his head isn’t in the game. Maybe it’s because he has no control.

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by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not just the walks

Not covering his position assignments is pretty spacey

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, even Tim did that. In the WS, no less.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, rather, something that was more or less that spacey.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's my ongoing beef with Tim

He does spacey things but gets away with it because of his pitching.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine

Melky is going to suck, but at least we have only 1 rooster spot left and every free agent dollar available for it… COME ON REYES

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LET’S PUT A COCK IN THAT SPOT

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Contract year only applies to Melky and not Sanchez?

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by marcello on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If the contract year argument really has anything behind then I’m very frightened of the next contract Sabean will give Cabrera.

Thing A

by sam23 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But...
but I highly doubt that there was another outfielder available for Sanchez + Verdugo who’s better than Melky.

They could have just non-tendered Sanchez and played Torres in CF. They’d have saved more money that way, they’d still have Verdugo, and they would more than likely have a better centerfielder.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Sell low, buy high
2. Lateral acquisition at the cost of pitching depth
3. K% Fappage
4. Did I mention the pitching depth? And how dependent this team is on pitching?
5. Continued over-reliance on best-case scenarios
6. Prioritizing CF over SS.
7. Oh, what else? I did remember to mention the pitching depth? And how dependent this team is on pitching? And how dependent this team is on best-case scenario pitching?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Oh yeah: that defense thing.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

But you left out how dependent the team is on pitching depth.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Not going to disagree with you over your list, but it’s hard to know that they’re prioritizing CF since we have no idea what they’re going to do for SS. They could be sending love poems to Reyes on a daily basis for all we know.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s being “sourced” that the Giants are now strongly considering Crawford as the everyday SS in 2012.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

the off-season just began so nobody knows. Nobody should listen to any rumor about anyone until it happens

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. Between the shiny infield defense, the relatively low K rate, and the team’s record in games that he started last season, I wouldn’t put it past them.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

but does he know how to cross the plate like Melky?

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, did the same sources telegraph the Sanchez-Melky trade?

The one thing we know is that, more often than not, Sabean doesn’t do what people anticipate from him.

trading for Beltran is the one recent example I can think of.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, everyone anticipated the Beltran trade. Did you mean the Cabrera The First trade?

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by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant who we gave up for Beltran. I certainly didn’t expect that.

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by Ott on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I thought it was pretty clear that it’d be either Wheeler or Brown.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Admittedly, I had my fingers in my ears and was singing loudly at the time.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant example of an anticipated move

I should have been more clear…and you should have known I’m not that stupid

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I was confused by you saying the opposite of what you meant

Freddy Sanchez is another counter-example.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The Garko trade that year was also very much anticipated.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It was?

I remmeber being at the meet-up and everyone seemed surprised

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t remember Garko really being on the radar.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what people were surprised about is who they gave up – as I recall there was talk they were going after Garko for some time.

I could be remembering wrong, though.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought groupthink says don't take anything they say seriously

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume

He meant the Beltran trade was a counter-example.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

True, the sourced angle is pretty weak.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

"cheap with the potential to be pretty danged good"

Sounds like what they just traded for – a guy entering his prime years signed to a incredibly inexpensive contract who’s coming off a career year and playing for a new contract. All for an erratic pitcher with control problems who’s only had one good season and was probably going to be a candidate for non tender. Call me crazy, but I don’t have a problem with this.

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by crazedcrustacean on Nov 7, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
I’m sure Giants fans can convince me otherwise, but at first blush I LOVE the Melky-Sanchez deal for the Royals.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

No, we can't Joe. No we can't.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Then dozens of Giants fans tweet “(NOUN) IN THE ASS” at him.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s because you’re an intelligent person Joe.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I said it before: I don’t mind Melky in a vacuum. I don’t even necessarily mind Melky for Sanchez in a vacuum.

But the trade represents everything that is dumb about this organization. It is a fucking microcosm.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He does have “Giant” written all over him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont’ mind Melky in a vacuum, but he might mind. It’d be awful hard to breath in there.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He could bring his inflated BABIP with him and breathe out of that for a while.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Vacuum?

I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This trade sucks!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I can be persuaded if the idea is turning Guapo’s money into a useful OF.

Any more than that? Crazysauce.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

we need baseball back
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All of this chatter about the M. Cabrera/J. Sanchez trade is proof positive that Sweet Mercy we need base ball back again now.

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by kb2011sfg on Nov 7, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Some people like this part best.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That throw LOL hilarious

by TheSoundOfHockey on Nov 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

Zito

The fans are not going like seeing Zito get shelled every fifth game. Ownership must be putting pressure on Sabean to play him so he can earn some of the huge amounts of money he’s getting paid. Sabean already said Eric Surkamp isn’t MLB ready yet.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

My Firefox tab for this thread reads

“Melky for Jonathan: Knee-Jerk Anal…”

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

That sounds rather painful

by jhawx on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Same! Thanks for pointing that out!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

"...in the ass."

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by breadfan7 on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Question?

What’s an average BABIP supposed to be?

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Oh! Oh! Groug taught me this. .300 for hitters. For pitchers it varies. I think I got that right.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The opposite is true.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. Damn, damn, damn. I let myself and the community down. This is why I should just talk about boys and the Today show.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m listening …

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Blah blah Dave Garroway blah C.J. Wilson blah blah Barbara Walters blah transatlantic communications blah blah Brian McCann blah teletype machines blah blah JIM JAM blah

/repeat until March

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if you’re going to repeat that until March, please include some men that I find attractive. That list was sorely missing my personal taste in hotties.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Refresh my memory. Crawford? Torres, I think? Who else? My mind is blank.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as baseball goes

Giants:
Manny Burris
Javier Lopez
Brian Wilson (pre-beard)
Pat Burrell

Rest of the league:
Curtis Granderson
Grady Sizemore
Derek Lee
Nick Markakis
Robbie Cano
Austin Jackson

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

but that’s just off the top of my head

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the diversity there. Interesting.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, diversity shouldn’t be too surprising, you like guys from other teams (non-Giants/Braves) too. There’s a lot of pretty out there.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant racial diversity. I always seem to go for the stocky white guys. You have a great blend in there.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhh

Yeah, well, as far as I’m concerned, sexy knows no ethnic lines. Hot is hot.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

This

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree. Could not agree more.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to eat some bullion cubes so I can be stockier for you.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that was pretty bad.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, did I even get that pun right?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BOUILLON!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good joke.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you just pulling my leg? Because I am about some Heath Bell.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Heath Bell does not come in small quantities.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/faints

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I don’t even want to know how you found this out

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a big dude.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternatively, I GiantPain’d him.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah! Lovely. I knew what you meant in the original comment. I love guys who have a lot of…themselves. Big all over. Woof.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I knew what you meant, it’s just that can’t pass up an opportunity to completely miss the point, or so I’ve recently been told on here.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SPIT ON ME, I’D PREFER THAT YOU DID IT WHILE GYRATING

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE COVER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that Cano looks like a robot.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 7, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FIne, don’t you sleep with him, then.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

MORE FOR YOU

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I WILL WATCH ALEX SLEEP WITH CANO

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/hangs head in shame

If only I’d put more emphasis on how special Matt Cain is…

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I thought I was doing it right.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The range for hitters is pretty wide. An average BABIP for a hitter is right around that hitter’s career average BABIP.

For Melky, it’s a hair under .300.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Appreciate it.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
I wish Twitter were around when Sabes dealt M Williams for Kent/Tavarez/etc. in 1996.

What about Nathan / Liriano / Boof for AJ, 27 year old coming off his best season? Oh wait.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

why does schulman always toe the company line

he really doesn’t need to but always does on trades. even defended the O. cabrera trade.

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by kezargiants on Nov 7, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s old, cranky and thinks he knows better? Hates the use of new statistics? Who knows.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all of this, especially hating new stats.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants to continue his employment ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why comment about the twitter outpouring at all? There’s no benefit to him except to sound smug about it.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Prolly lives in central Ohio.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. Kick a man after he just lost his son.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I apologize. May Jonny roam free on the Great Plains, unencumbered by non-union chain stores.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the first or second time I met Baron, she said that she met Hank Schulman and he was a pretty nice guy who wasn’t smug at all, which wasn’t what she was expecting. And I thought (and possibly said, but I’m not sure) that Hank never seemed smug.

Whoops! Just one more way that BVCE is smarter than me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

We would have killed Sabean for the Matt Williams deal. On the other hand nobody could have anticipated MVP years for Jeff Kent.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

the trade was killed by pretty much everyone

If I had access to the Chronicle’s database, I bet I could even find Schulman having not-nice things to say about it.

Just not on Twitter.

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“All of sudden I went from being the guy who is going to help the club to being an idiot,” said Sabean. “Well, I’m not an idiot.”

LOL When was he the guy who was going to help the club?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m assuming this was Ratto’s doing.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no. Remember when Nixon said he wasn’t a crook, and it turned out he was?! THIS IS THE SAME THING! Sabean is an idiot!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nixon was a crook?

C’mon, dude, at least give us a spoiler warning!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet there’s some Today show archive footage regarding Nixon

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SWOOP

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Done Sir !

Exactly what I was hoping for

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

March 15, 1971

Barbara Walters scores an extensive interview with Nixon, which is played in its entirety in Today’s first hour.

Today, March 15, 1971

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

"Mr. President, If you were a tree..

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

AT LEAST HE WASNT JIMMY CARTER

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants was around then, and Schulman read it, and even participated a couple of times, and had nice things to say about it…

…but I guess it’s easier for him to toe the line now, and be all “LOL INTERNET.”

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man I sold 3500 dollars of magic cards on rec.games.trading-cards.magic.sales

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

From SFGiants.com

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

It’s pretty amazing that even on the official Giants site this thing hasn’t gotten to 60% approval.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In the previous post

where Grant talked about Sabean being Sabean and trying somebody who probably shouldn’t be a CF at CF because he’s Sabean… I just think it’s interesting that A) this is undeniably true, and B) it has somehow never applied to Nate Schierholtz. Because fuck, there’s no way one of the greatest right fielders in the game could possibly play a reasonably ok center.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Word

I’d be a lot cooler with this trade if it puts Melky in Right and Nate in Center. I am convinced that Nate owuld be an above average CFer

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

On the whole, I like this trade so long as Sabean/Bochy are flexible about the notion that Cabrera is a CF. If he tries him there and he can’t hack it, can we move him to a corner? If so, I’m down with this trade. I’ll miss the annual Grant posts about how “gee, this Sanchez guy could be Randy Johnson if he figured out how not to walk people,” though. Those always filled me with a strange mixture of cynicism and irrational hope.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Published under “The Torres-McLouth Conjecture.”

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

>_<

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna Miss Sanchez Some

I like that guy. However, the Giants are not going to commit money to him, with Cain, Timmy and MadBum already in the fold. Would not happen. So in a way, this was forced.

If it keeps Coco Crisp out of PacBell its a good trade. If Torres is gone, its not. Sanchez just didn’t have much trade value. I’m shocked that Cabrera hasn’t turned 27 yet. That could be counted as progress?

by shankbone on Nov 7, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Assumption
However, the Giants are not going to commit money to him, with Cain, Timmy and MadBum already in the fold

To me, the wild card follow-up question to that “problem” is “How much more can you get for Cain?” Timmy’s the Franchise and MadBum has too many team control years left.

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by achiappanza on Nov 7, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s one messy analysis

by MadisonBumpleganger on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Poetry McC style.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Theoretically the conference call with reporters is happening now

The big question is whether the Giants see Melky as an everyday center fielder or not. If they don’t, it likely means no Beltran.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Well no,

It’s because I don’t see it as particularly likely that they’d acquire two corner outfielders when they’ve spent all their time talking about how much they need a center fielder (which they don’t, but it’s beyond the point).

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Smokescreens!

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

They’ll add the $800k to the $1M they were going to offer Beltran for a 1 year deal.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So this sucks.

If the Giants were smart (they don’t think Melky is a CF), then they don’t get Beltran. If the Giants were dumb (they think he can be a CF), then they get Beltran.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He has to be an everyday player

Trading a starting pitcher for a rotation outfielder is stupid for even Sabean.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be what the Giants excel at— a 4th outfielder

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It could be

Melky, Torres, Beltran in the OF with Nate in the back up spot again. Or Melky, Nate, Beltran.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And Belt traded for Hamburger.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not playing till Huff is gone anway

Sucks but we have to resign ourselves to it.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want that guy Hamburger.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Hamburger plays baseball?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My sense is that they seem him as an everyday CF – and if they don’t, then we still have Crisp to look forward to.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“Melky stole 20 bases last year, so he has the type of speed you need in centerfield.”

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by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Bochy say that right field was Nate’s to lose?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They all say lots of shit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, remember when Bengie definitely wasn’t coming back after 2009?

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by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That ship had sailed!

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

AmyG says the Giants are “definitely” in on Beltran.

neener neener.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make sense if they see Melky as a CF.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Shea tweeted something like this

Cabrera CF
Sanchez 2B
Posey C
Beltran LF
Panda 3B
Huff/Belt 1B
Nate RF
Brandon SS

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That's fine I guess

But it’s really not any better than a lineup with Torres at the top.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They could bring Andres back on the cheap, no?

With Melky in CF, a team with hopefully “average” offense is going to need a defensive replacement in CF.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I'm thinking

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And Belt shouldn’t be in any sort of platoon situation as playing him full-time could be the best “addition” the team will make offensively

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you platoon two players who are both left-handed?

by capn on Nov 7, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Presumably Belt would platoon with some right-handed hitting outfielder.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, come on. Aubrey Huff is a veteran who provides a presence in the lineup. You have to start him at least – at least – 150 times next year just to see if he’s got his swing back.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't Beltran say they needed to address CF?

Sure, maybe he’s wrong, but if making this move was a necessary pre-requisite to bringing Beltran back, then it’s not the end of the world.

by LPKingsFan on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, naturally.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

This is the truest comment that has ever been made on this site.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure it’s a good idea to structure our offseason around moves that would make Carlos Beltran happy, given that he’ll probably just sign with whoever offers him the most money anyway.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He very well might be at that point

…where he he won’t go for the highest dollars but the team that he thinks can get a ring

Dude’s made an buttload of money and is nearing the end

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to the freakout when they over pay for Beltran.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You should look forward to the Giants not paying him at all

Because that is what is most likely to happen.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’ll bring him back.

/shakes your hand

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I too am strangely optimistic on Beltran

Less optimistic that we see any sort of an upgrade at SS, which is amazing considering it was by far our weakest position last year.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Sabez wants to prove he didn’t give up Wheeler for nothing, so assuming he can get ownership to give him the cash I think he’s going to make a big push to keep Beltran.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with your agree

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree with your agree to his agree.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but you are admittedly stoned.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed with the agreeance.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably be okay with an overpay for Beltran.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be okay with it if it was only in $$ and not years.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds right.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go
JohnSheaHey John Shea
Bochy said he might not commit to a position for Melky until spring training. That leaves open possibility to acquire another OF.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Backup 1B.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

possibility to acquire another OF.

Hopefully Carlos Beltran.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why Crisp?

If we have Sizemore for CF in that scenario, and Torres to back him up…who needs Crisp?

by Gregjitsu on Nov 7, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

y'know the worst thing about this trade

I read about it just when I was about to get to work. So now I’ve been freaking out about this terrible trade for an hour instead of getting shit done.

IT’S YOUR FAULT I’M NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE, SABES!!!!!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

“Hi class – today we’re going to watch two episodes of The Wire. Take good notes.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

They actually are watching an episode of The Wire on Thursday!

I’m pretty much up to speed right now on my teaching, actually. But I need to read about 70 pages of Leaves of Grass and about 100 pages of Beloved by tomorrow.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Beloved is Sethe’s, Sethe is Beloved’s. Denver gets shit done.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

100 pages down.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

(And just in case, that was fairly spoiler free)

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I've read it twice before actually

But I should still read it again (and I want to – I’m a fan, though I think I like Song of Solomon better).

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay. I was pretty sure it wasn’t your first time through. But who really knows? There are all sorts of books I should have read three times by now but haven’t read once.

/For Whom the Bell Tolls’d.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some of those, too.

I’ve only read one book by Faulkner, for example. And I’ve barely touched French or Russian lit.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Teacher Ever

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this boat too. Haven’t done a thing in about twenty minutes

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL reading Taiwan Board for reaction

http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MLB/M.1320689846.A.643.html

There’s an awesome part in English.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

taker627:皇家賠慘了 HOF耶

I assume he is talking about Verdugo?

by djfivenine on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a joke about how someone once compared Cabrera as having Hall of Fame potential

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite part though
Sabean: “I got M. Cabrera!”

Everyone Else: “You do know it was Melky, right?”

Sabean: “Shit.”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was Jonathan almost traded for?

A retrospective brought to you by the mlbtraderumors database.

December, 2007 – Sanchez listed among possible pitchers that might offered for Miguel Tejada; talks are reported about swapping Sanchez for Hideki Matsui.
March, 2008 – White Sox request Sanchez for Joe Crede.
July, 2008 – Sabean explains he doesn’t want to trade Sanchez; rumor suggests Rangers want Sanchez for Hank Blalock.
October, 2008 – Chicago-based writer thinks the Giants would have to part with Sanchez or Cain for Derrek Lee, Paul Konerko, or Dan Uggla.
December, 2008 – Rumored swap of Sanchez for Jorge Cantu; another mention of Sanchez/Blalock; Rockies say they would trade Garrett Atkins for Sanchez; Sabean claims they are open to offers at the end of the month.
February, 2009 – Sabean can’t imagine trading Sanchez.
May, 2009 – Sabean is supposedly dangling Sanchez for a bat; Uggla, Cantu, and Carlos Lee are mentioned.
June, 2009 – Apparently, nobody even wants Sanchez.
July, 2009 – No, wait! The Padres will take him…for Scott Hairston; Sanchez also shows up in a rumor for Freddy Sanchez; Nationals asked for Sanchez in return for Nick Johnson. Of note: Sanchez throws a no-hitter!
December, 2009 – Talks supposedly take place with Marlins that would involve Sanchez, Clayton Tanner, and a midlevel pitching prospect for Dan Uggla.
July, 2010 – The Giants are reluctant to part with Sanchez for Corey Hart; Sanchez is listed as the kind of "legit major leaguer" the Blue Jays would want for Jose Bautista; Nationals want Sanchez or Bumgarner for Adam Dunn.
October, 2010 – Nationals also apparently asked for Sanchez or Bumgarner for Josh Willingham.
July, 2011 – Sanchez could be traded for Carlos Beltran?
Nov, 2011 – Sanchez traded for Melky Cabrera.

Look through the rumors yourself at http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/jonathan_sanchez/

Most of the rumors are probably bullshit, obviously, but even in retrospect a lot of these trades sound bad.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants are reluctant to part with Sanchez for Corey Hart; Sanchez is listed as the kind of “legit major leaguer” the Blue Jays would want for Jose Bautista

These were the ones I really wanted. Few here agreed with me. TREMBLE BEFORE MY ROSTERBATORY POWERS.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! I sure wish 2010 had gone differently in any way!

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 7, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fallacious.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Such language! Good heavens.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? The Butterfly Effect.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 7, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The real problem is that all the good offers came before Game 162. It’s hard for me to imagine 2010 without that, even if the Giants may have clinched earlier had Sanchez been traded.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WE ARE SLOWLY GETTING BETTER CABRERAS

come on asdrubal!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I’m rooting for Ryan!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey John Shea

Sabean on where Melky will hit in lineup: “I don’t think we’re ready to commit at this time.”

That’s interesting. I think if they thought MELKY IS OUR LEADOFF GUY they probably just woulda said it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

COCO CRISP C'MON DOWN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

pls stop toying with my emotions.

kthxbai

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If they sign Reyes, they can make whatever stupid trades they want as far as I'm concerned.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that Melky takes up a spot on the 40-man that I would love to have open. Sabes should have traded Dirty for a team-controlled minor league prospect if he couldn’t get anyone better than Melky. Lord knows that the Royals have a stacked farm system. Dirty + Verdugo for Wil Myers anyone?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 7, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I really see Melky as a Rowand style 25-man black hole for this team. His strong 2011 season will likely be a mirage when he gets back to the NL and has to face the very difficult NL West pitchng.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 7, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

this could happen

but at least he’ll only be a black hole of suck for one year.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you forgot how INFERIOR the SENIOR CIRCUIT is. SENIOR. OLD PEOPLE.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think that Reyes will be one of the bigger overpays of this offseason. For the same reason that getting Melky Cabrera to help the offense was stupid idea.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I really will miss him.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t miss his eyebrows

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

GRRRRRRR

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GRRRRRRRR

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This line, I’m in it.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll miss him, too. Every team needs a squirrelly LHP, right?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

only no-hitter in my lifetime by a G. I’ll miss him.

by shankbone on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait

I’ve suddenly understood Sabes’s thinking on this. Remeber when Beltran said he wouldn’t consider re-signing with the Giants unless they came up with another really good hitter? I’m sure Beltran’s worry has now been assuaged.
 
Sabes = Genius >>>> WINNING!!!
 

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 7, 2011 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

He didn’t quite realize that he was the good hitter that needed to be signed before he signed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever...

Extend Cain,
Pay Reyes,
Get Beltran for 2years,
Play Belt at 1B

If they don’t get crisp because of this.. fine..just do the things posted above.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Nov 7, 2011 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

They’ll probably extend Cain. The rest? LOL.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You complete me.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This still makes me laugh

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll miss this pic

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to cry when I watch the final episode. Those characters are like family to me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

First one should read

“The OH GOD MY SHOULDER”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s even in a sling for him!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

On the upside...

…Sabean is running out of terrible Cabreras to sign. Yes, there are a few more, but….

Sorry. Even I can’t believe my own BS on this one.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Nov 7, 2011 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Now this would compensate for a lot
JeffPassan Jeff Passan

The full list of Yoenis Cespedes suitors from @TBrownYahoo: Yankees, Phillies, Marlins, Blue Jays, Giants, Nationals, Indians, A’s, Pirates.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

How is every team not on that list?

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, the Giants will wimp out once they see the Nationals and Pirates competing, too. Giants are scared of their own shadow (in free agent market) at this point.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

wha??
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy said he asked Pablo Sandoval if he’d gained weight. Pablo said no. Pledged to come into camp lighter than when he arrived last spring

by Daver321 on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

also
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
As for one inning in OF in Taiwan, Bochy said Sandoval begged for a chance to play out there for fun. Nothing more to it.

by Daver321 on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s cool.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If only we could invent some way to

objectively and accurately measure a player’s weight…

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I picture something involving a swimming pool, a crane lowering Panda, and a measurement of displaced water.

by Daver321 on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“Give me a lever long enough, and I could move the Panda.”

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

But that’s volume!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

George IV got so fat

they invented a ladder/pulley system to get him on a horse.

That’s your historical factoid for the day.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If the honor system isn’t good enough for you, then I hope science comes up with something damned soon.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hardcore South Beach diet in January.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

liar

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He should have pledged to come back with two working shoulders.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Gays

Sabean will feel like getting Melky for CF and the return of Buster P. Baby and F. Sanchez will be enough of an offensive upgrade to not re-sign Beltran (Juggernate in right) and start Crawford at SS.

You fuckers just wait and see.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Nov 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

This is what will happen.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

83 WIN TEAM!!!

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I no Gay, you Gay

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, this meme lives on, eh?

/ashamed

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait

You were the one who created that maymay? I was attributing it to Heimy. Oops.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Its shelf life expired long ago.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

As if it hasn't already been said enough already...

WELL THIS WAS STUPID.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

WELL THIS WAS STUPID.

I would like to subscribe to your one page newsletter.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Sabean unsure how Melky move will affect Andres Torres. Also said more discussions needed before they decide whether to go after another SP.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 7, 2011 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

I was about to post that. I call bullshit.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s he going to do, lock them in a room and see how they react to one another?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This simply means nobody wanted Jonathan Sanchez and this was the best deal they could get if true

It might not be a lie. I wouldn’t want to pay much for J. Sanchez for his salary either.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering the off-season offiicially started last week, I can’t believe he either did a trade this early or saw this as the best possible trade ever. Would have killed Sabean to hold on to Sanchez for a few months to see what pops up or did he panic?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

he had until Wednesday or KC is going back to 47%

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This simply means,

They didn’t need to trade him. They actually had a use for him but couldn’t be objective about it. Just like they did with Joe Nathan.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean ain’t sayin’ nuthin’.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this moron have any idea what he’s doing?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You might think about a new hobby

While “irrational” is the word of the day, you’re taking it twice as far as anyone else.

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How about this?

You let me be twice as irrational, and you move on an not read my posts. That way it works out for everyone.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he mean emotionally? Because Andres won’t be on the roster either way.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

good to see they had this all planned out and know what they’re doing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Odds of a 50-game suspension in 2012 or 13?
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Melky Cabrera said weight training was the reason for his breakout season. He’ll use the same program this winter.

by capn on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Best shape of his life!

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Nov 7, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ah yes

good ol’ vitamins H, G, and H

I keed, I keed (probably)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Malky Cabrera

now with more Vitamin R!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My bones are so brittle!

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean’s great-great-great-great grandfather: “We have just traded a handful of shiny beads for Manhattan”

McCovey Chronicles 1700 equivalent : “Sabean is a braindead retard I hate these guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

in this metaphor Andres Torres is the Manhattan tribe

Also in this metaphor, derp.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 7, 2011 12:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

haha

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

“These beads can play centerfield, right?”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

and has posted superficially good numbers in a great pitchers’ park.

Sigh.

1) Not really true
2) Sanchez has virtually no home/road split, career-wise.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty funny ......
I’m outraged!
Or thrilled. I really don’t know.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

That will be them watching Durty from start to start as well.

Hey KC retailers: better stock up on the Tums and Rolaids!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

On balance, they like it

Cabrera has not one but two ready replacements. They see it as a sell high / buy low for a pitcher who will probably resolve his issues on a new team as a #3 guy in a contract year.

They’re probably right.

We’ll see which version of the Melk Man we get in SF.

by Ian A on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Repost since I got chopped in the first freakout thread.

A lot of irrational hatred being directed toward John Sanchez.

He had a really bad 100 innings last season. But look at the big picture folks.

Lincecum K%, BB % 2007-2011
K% BB%
24.30% 10.50%
28.60% 9.10%
28.80% 7.50%
25.80% 8.50%
24.40% 9.60%

Sanchez: K%, BB % 2007-2011
26.10% 11.80%
22.60% 10.80%
24.90% 12.40%
25.30% 11.80%
23.00% 14.90%

Sanchez had a really bad year last year. Previous to last year his numbers were all on pretty good trends. The K% was up three years in a row, the BB% was pretty steady. He just had one crappy season in which he threw 100 IP and some of them probably not in his best health. This looks personal to me, not objective, this desparation to move Sanchez.

I am not trying to say that Sanchez is Lincecum or anything close to it. Just trying to show that he’s kinda similar, and that if he could ever drop his BB% under 10, he could be really, really good.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Considering he's 29 this year, I'd say 2010 was his peak year and he is probably never going to improve from here on out

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But he'd still probably put up 24% and 12% or something like that.

Most people seem to think he’s a lost cause. BTW, Lincecum is only a year younger…

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Lincecum will improve from here on out either. This is his peak.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

The point is, this guy is still a 24% 12% type pitcher. Not the mess we saw last year.

And that is worth keeping around.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Cameron posted an interesting piece on Fangraphs today

about the fallacy of the “if only Sanchez could reduce his BB%” line of thinking.

Basically, Dave argued that Sanchez gets a lot of Ks and BBs because he throws up in the zone, and that better control (i.e. more strikes) would actually lead to fewer BBs but also fewer Ks.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and also, ROCKIES WILL WIN THE NL WEST!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say they are in the conversation.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sure. maybe. could happen.

He had a season like that in 2008 with bad results…I would have prefered he stuck around or that he was just non tendered and the savings was added to a Beltran offer.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense intuitively.

Especially since a decent amount of strike outs are balls out of the zone.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a weird article

I’m not exactly sure what his support is for any of this.

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course not
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
GIants will not be involved on Cuban defector Cespedes, Sabean said.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It's so obvious he is going to the Marlins

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is likely

But to say you aren’t in at all is troubling

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not when he gets a look at the new uniforms

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

or their new logo .......

/shutters.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This is actually growing on me.

The Marlin/spaceship thingy could have been done better, but it’s growing on me.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You may want to go see a doctor about that.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

o_O

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Or giving 2.5 mil to Rafael Rodriguez

Who is terrible

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is great Sabean logic

I gave lots of money to a bad player, and it worked out bad. Therefore, can’t give lots of money to anyone, even a good player.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the advantage of saying this?

What does Sabean gain by saying they aren’t even interested?

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Nov 7, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, we are a conflicting bunch aren't we

WTF SABES WHY ARE YOU LYING YOU NEED TO JUST TELL US THE TRUTH.

WTF SABES WHY ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH THERE IS NOTHING TO BE GAINED BY TELLING THE TRUTH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

This basically guarantees we are going to get him!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 7, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

recd

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Yay. More Mad Men.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the new season to get cranked up.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that was complete sarcasm. I have no problem with the show per se, it’s the reaction to it that bothers me.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

NO, moreso the nostalgia for the time period and culture of “when men were men and women were women.”

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why “no” was in all caps there. I didn’t mean to yell it at you.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to now, when we are all amorphous blobs of pure energy.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a man who isn’t a man.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I ain’t no girl, and I got the man parts to prove it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you a college football coach?

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I can impersonate one.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I know that.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness

I don’t mind being a woman. In fact, I enjoy it. I also enjoy accentuating my physical attributes and cooking for my significant other and keeping a clean household and looking as nice as possible at all times. But the second that starts being expected of me simply because of my gender, I want to bitch slap someone.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom's been a business owner my entire life

I cleaned my own stuff.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Which was not to mean anything negative towards anyone

I agree with you.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been a girlie girl. And I get tired of all women being lumped into this broad [hehehe] category of ooooooooooooooh “let’s go shoe shopping and fix each other’s hair.” BORING!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoes. Let’s get some shoes.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get the shoe thing, either. One of my co-workers is obsessed with shoes. But then, there’s that whole MST3K thing, so I guess I’m not one to talk.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

RAILING KILL!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

:^DDDDDDD

I may watch Time Chasers later tonight.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We watched The Leech Woman over the weekend. Worst. Makeup. Ever.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Terrible. I love the early season eight black-and-white shlockers.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We skip over the MST skits, tho. Once they lost Trace, they just got stupid.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My tastes vary. I find myself liking the Mike-era host segments more than the Joel-era ones. And there are some days I don’t feel like watching the segments at all and instead just see the movie.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I love TV’s Frank and the invention exchange. hate the time travel crap.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This pretty much.

Joel never had a good comic delivery in those skits.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That was kind of his schtick.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to love that video when I was in college. Now it’s lost a lot of it’s appeal. Muffins and Love Letters are still funny though.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I only watched it a few times, so the novelty is still sort of there.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I smoked a lot of weed in college. If I saw something on youtube during that time period, I saw it a billion times (rough estimation).

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little bit of both. I enjoy being a girl…a girl who likes shoes and baseball.

by City Girl on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to subscribe you newsletter.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

When Buddha returns, we all take liquid form and merge into a shimmering ocean of knowledge, which according to Scripture tastes like Hawaiian Punch).

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross, I hate Hawaiian Punch, that gunk makes my throat close up.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Great Link!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Skyward Sword!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No Changeling has ever killed another Changeling!

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that Female Changeling was a bitch.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ORDER

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Solids live in chaos.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how basically by the end of the 24th century the Federation has caused the end of the major powers of both the Gamma and Delta quadrants.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. The Borg one was the worst. “We crippled their freeways!”

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s more than that. The official universe goes through the books now and the Borg is over.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was young, Star Trek books were non-canon. In my mind, so shall it be forever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine that nostalgia is limited (mostly) to those who actually lived during that time period. Otherwise, the show pretty obviously does not glamorize that particular fondness.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true. I was stunned when I saw Betty casually smoking and drinking while pregnant in the…second or third season? I think that’s right. It was shocking to me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite shocking part like that was when they went on a picnic and after they were done eating they just shook all the trash off the blanket and left all the litter there. To top it off, Don crushed his beer can and fired it into the bushes.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 7, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what necessitated the crying Indian dude PSA… people just dumped their trash wherever they happened to be.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom smoked and drank all the way through four pregnancies!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The show doesn’t, which is why it doesn’t really bother me, but there is a growing culture of young men who have adopted that attitude nonetheless, which is really obnoxious. It’s similar to the Chapelle Show phenomenon. They’re romanticizing the very thing the show is making social commentary on.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re douchebags. It’s the same mentality that glamorizes Kardashians.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We just started season two. It’s hard to find characters on the show (male and female) who aren’t assholes.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Harry and Sal seem to be the only reasonably sympathetic male characters.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And they fired Sal.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILERS

jhiat just started Season 2!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean…

Uh…

Help me out here, Person.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know their names anyway. Now worries.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

*No

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally figured out who was whom sometime early in Season 3.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait… is Sal the gay one?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I CAN’T SAY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

NO THAT'S KEN

heeheehee

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sal was in a fire when he and Don visited Baltimore.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew. Thanks.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

BELLHOP STANDING IN HIS PERSONAL AREA.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pete is the Theon Greyjoy of Mad Men.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

SEINFELD

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

huh?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Was there such a time period? My mom always worked and played sports. Women worked during WWII… Are we basing the sociology of time periods on Ozzie & Harriet reruns?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

People always do this. “Let’s get back to the good ol’ days!” Those days never existed but it doesn’t stop people from convincing themselves (and trying to convince others) that they did.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
If making lascivious and naughty suggestions to female underlings is now considered a bad thing then I’m glad I’m dead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I couldn’t figure out why you wanted to cross all that out

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They just mean “when I was a kid and didn’t have any responsibility!”

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. It existed solely in television shows of the Fifties; not even the real Fifties were like that. And it didn’t exist before.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we please trade with the Pirates again?

Pretty please?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

I know, right?

Matt Kemp plays CF!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Too obvious. That will blow his cover. Just let him continue signing bad, former Giants.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Your 2012 SF Giants:

Cabrera
Sanchez
Pablo
Posey
Huff
Schierholtz
Belt
Crawford

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Nov 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

LOL BELT LOL SANCHEZ

Just pretend they’re dead and move on.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BELT!

and LOL BELT!

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/Belt OPS’s 900+ in AAA

/Call up Belt

/Belt fails to hit 3 HR in first three games

/Send Belt down

/Belt OPS’s 900+ in AAA

/Call him a AAAA player

/Count money

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

Will people please stop rosterbating Nate into the starting lineup! FFS, do we really want another offense like 2011? Belt is playing over Nate next year if we hope to contend.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

this is far from rosterbation

this is the manifestation of Sabean believing that Posey+Sanchez+Melky = good enough offensive upgrade over last year to ignore beltran and put Crawford at SS.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

for me.. the worst part about this trade

is that we would have to start Nate to compensate for Cabrera’s shitty defense.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm willing to be flamed

I don’t think playing Nate regularly is a terrible idea. Assuming there’s a real SS and a galooty LF.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What has Nate done to deserve a starting spot on one of the worst offensive teams in Giants history. If the Giants had a good hitting lineup that did not include holes at 1B, LF, CF and SS maybe they could justify a defensive right fielder.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Nat was not really one of the problems with this team, offensively, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a talented artist, too.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate had an OPS+ of 112 last year. With his great defense, that’s good enough to start.

Now, he won’t necessarily match that next year, but it was promising.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at Cabrera’s line from last year. He had a much better year and the general consensus on this board is that he is a shitty hitter. So if Cabrera > Nate and Cabrera is a shitty hitter………….

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Good defense is one of the most consistently underrated aspects of a baseball team.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah and I love great defense as much as the next guy but the Giants also need offense.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A run is a run is a run

In fact, a run saved is actually (ever so slightly) more valuable than a run scored.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m believe that as well. Which is why I would love to have players who can play defense and hit. Specialists are players who play Premium positions and are tolerated on teams that can score runs with their other players.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not disagreeing with you

I’m saying they should upgrade at SS and LF before they worry about benching Nate. If Beltran is the guy they can get, fine, but he probably ain’t.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

as far as I am concerned they have Belt in LF until he loses the job. Upgrades for me are at RF and SS.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And if it’s not Beltran?

Again, I’m not arguing for Nate per se just arguing against the Malkys and the Crispys of the world of “upgrades”.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

If its not Beltran, I guess the Giants are pretty screwed. The shot their one trade bullet with Sanchez and the rest of the good hitting FA are going to demand contracts Sabes probably can’t/won’t sign.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That's nice and all, but it's wishful thinking

They haven’t given any indication that they think that Belt can start in the major leagues.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well its kind of insane to give Nate a job and put Belt on the bench or send him to Fresno right?

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course it is.

Doesn’t mean it is not going to happen. Belt has options left.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

True but reading this thread I see some support for Nate in RF and LOL Belt. And I can’t understand why.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, looking at their numbers last year

Belt still has a lot to prove

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

So?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily… well, sort of, at this point. An argument could be made.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Shitty player

While Nate posted a 107 wRC+ to Melky’s 118, Nate does it with great defense (Melky doe it with solidly below average). Nate also did it with a BABIP of .315 (career .313) while Melky’s was .332 (career .299).

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate’s OPS+ from the previous two years were in the 80’s. Nate starting in RF is one step toward another year of god forsaken offense.

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera, wRC+:
2008: 69
2009: 94
2010:79

Nate Schierholtz, wRC+:
2009: 81
2010: 76

while playing consistently better defense.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly my point! they are both terrible and people want Nate to start in RF because Cabrera is a shitty center fielder. Now we have to watch both of them play!

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

right

you’re assuming they won’t play Melky in RF. Never assume.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude. You’re making way too much sense. Stop it with all the relevant statistics.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Play reasonably well.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

galooty LF.

So Burrell?

I miss the etymology post that posited that galoot was essentially the nOOb of the late-19th century. I assume you are using it to mean “hulking”.

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by kennv on Nov 7, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not explaining this again.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

find the place where you first explained it
click on the date/time line
get that url
save it in a “Shit I am sick of looking for McC” file
then in the future just cut and paste the link

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sage advice, indeed.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

McC Wiki!

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by kennv on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

some random dude

that hits the baseball, preferably RH. 2010 Burrell is exactly the sort of guy that would be handy. Maybe he can bring 2001 Barry Bonds along.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This is wrong.

So, so wrong.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of off topic

What if the Giants signed Buerhle? He’s not likely to make much more than market value, and he’s a damn good pitcher. That solidifies a rotation with big questions in the 4-5 spot, and gain them some wins at market value.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

That'd be fine, but not sure how necessary it is.

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

How necessary is any win? A win is a win, and if the decision is between a huge overpay for Reyes or Buerhle at market value, I’d rather hvae Buerhle.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But I was just saying

The difference in talent level between our 5th starter and Buerhle and, say, Brandon Crawford and some free agent SS, is probably small, depending who the FA SS is.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

depending who the FA SS is

That’s a big depends. Especially if you are talking about Rollins.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the gap between Beurhle and Surkamp is smaller than the gap between Rollins and Crawford.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I just really, really don’t want to see Zito start a game next year.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d rather see him coming out of the pen?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It'd be the diff between Beurhle and Zito.

But I still agree.

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by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear that many older women in the Midwest wear Big Depends.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Then they wouldn’t have the money to upgrade the offense.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of thinking as a backup if Beltran signs elsewhere. I don’t want Reyes.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Left handed Matt Cain

I love Buerhle. I don’t think he is going to be priced where you think, second best starter (supposively after CJ Wilson). Yankees and Rangers looking for starters, probably more.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

15mil per year for 4 years? That’s reasonable.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If they can’t get a decent hitter, yes.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No

No I don’t.

I’d rather a couple of replacement level trash pile pickups stashed at AAA. That is 5th-starter types. Throw those millions at Cain right now.

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by kennv on Nov 7, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, he lives up to his name.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have questions in the 4 & 5 spot?

I’m pretty effin’ content with 1 thru 4

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Look but don't touch.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED?!?!?!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-a
and so it begins….

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Cove is burning…”

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just a rubbernecker.

by City Girl on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking to my friend online

(12:37:57 PM) friend: 2nd in RBI’s last year behind Granderson, didnt realize hehad potential
(12:38:11 PM) friend: I thought the trade sucked at first, but now I see the upside
(12:38:29 PM) friend:we would have had to pay Sanchez, we’ll see how this plays out
(12:38:42 PM) friend: does he suck though?
(12:38:45 PM) friend: 3.05 avg

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

Drop a BABIP on his face.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and call it macaroni??

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

3.050 would be a really high batting average.

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by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hard to hit the ball for 3 singles every at bat.

by djfivenine on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

BLB could do it.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So they had to sign Affeldt and Lopez

Because Verdugo needed to be included in this trade so they could save money. Wait.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

srsly

If they needed the $800k to backfill for signing two lefties, that’s kinda weird.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

On the radio, someone was going on and on about how both Melky and Sanchez are in their last year of arb… and that since Sanchez is a left handed heat thrower with a pulse he’d probably get a big arb award of like 5-6 million…I didn’t hear 5-6 million what exactly, cuz by then I was home and I turned off the radio.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And and all money left needs to be spent on a SS

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Has to be

If it goes to RDF I will shoot someone.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So I guess this means they are keeping Zito?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

BREAKING!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY I SAID SHIFT-A!!!
IT’S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE TO SPEND 3 HOURS A DAY AT THE GYM !!!

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s either my underactive thyroid or disinterested physician… possibly both.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

More reason for the Giants to get Reyes. You can tap in to his overactive thyroid.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually suggest that to MrMerope… maybe we could work out a blood swap… but then I’d get his explosive hammies and he’d have my unpredictable calves. Which I guess for him would only be a problem playing in Houston.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

just kiddin' ya

It’s just that anyone that thought they would really pay him $47M or whatever to go away is grasping at straws.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

what the fuck

we have melky cabrera now

lolwtf

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

why do the royals want jonathan sanchez

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

also now the royals have two executioners

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

verdugo and soria

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

because verdugo means executioner in spanish you know

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol torres

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

coco crisp is a mariner now

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you ok Abed?

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I heard someone somewhere musing about the Royals pitching coach and how he was good at dealing with head cases.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He was good that one year! Last year!

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

HOLY SHIT, VERDUGO WENT IN THE DEAL TOO?

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

I know =(

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wish

the Giants got the throw-in guys more often, rather than giving them up.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Rajai Davis was pretty cool.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when Snatchwig was the pitcher of the future?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

very good example

right up until he got a bus ticket to Oakland.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, obviously

It would be selfish to have the throw-in goodness all to ourselves.

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by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He had to go. He was Matt Morris evidence.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Davis wasn’t a throw-in, though…unless you count “salary relief” as the cornerstone of that trade.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 7, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is making me sad.

I kinda liked him.

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by Ceora on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I JUST HEARD ABOUT ALL THIS AND I WANT TO RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

wayyy OT: 4 MORE DAYS!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

Oblivion never caught me

I liked Morrowind a little. I think Bethesda’s best work was Fallout3.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Skyrim suppose to be building from Fallout3. Gameplay-wise, not story-wise obviously.

by Daver321 on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

AND DRAGONS

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

DRAGONS THAT TALK

Hey! Heeeeeeey! I’m a dragon!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be sick

I haven’t played FO3 in forever, but I will get the GOTY sometime… I rented the original a while back, got maybe 3/4 through the story before I had to return it. That game was awesome, truely a masterpiece.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This week I'm getting fat.

MW3 tonight, Skyrim Friday.

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by Azmanz on Nov 7, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fluff.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What is Skyrim?

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Another version of the mile high club.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

RIMSHOT!!!

amirite?

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This is Skyrim. looks so epic.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Dragonage-esque

Personally I’m waiting for Mass Effect 3 to come out.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds sexy.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yes it does.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot wait for this game.

I was in college when Oblivion came out. I remember playing it for like 8 straight days, doing nothing else. Morrowind was my first Xbox game back in high school. Bethesda is brilliant.

by The Franchise on Nov 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be a reminder on every day of Sabes' Outlook that simply says
DO NOT TRADE WITH THE ROYALS TODAY

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

I propose that he not make trades, except with the Pirates.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAAAATTT
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BREAKING NEWS: Twins GM Bill Smith has been fired and replaced on an interim basis by former Twins GM Terry R

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Terry Ryan Trade History
November 14, 2003: Traded catcher A.J. Pierzynski and cash to the San Francisco Giants. Received pitchers Joe Nathan, Francisco Liriano, and Boof Bonser.

December 13, 1999: Under the Rule 5 Draft, the Twins sent minor leaguer Jared Camp and cash to the Florida Marlins in exchange for future Cy Young Award winner Johan Santana.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

MELKY CABRERA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

I do not want to watch him for 150 games next year. WE JUST GOT RID OF AARON ROWAND.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

This is like replacing Miguel Tejada with Orlando Cabrera, except that they got rid of the non-Cabrera before getting the Cabrera this time.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

KICKED THE TIRES. DUE DILIGENCE
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Talked to Dayton Moore, who says he and SF GM Brian Sabean started talking about this trade 5 weeks ago.

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Talked to Dayton Moore, who says he and SF GM Brian Sabean started talking about this trade 5 weeks ago.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

BEST TRADE EVER!!!

Okay. I’ll jump into the 5% boat and say I like the deal.

I’ll miss Sanchez (sometimes). But I certainly won’t miss bad Sanchez… and the endless mind-fuck he went through on the mound. Trading him to KC gives me peace of mind that he won’t reach his zenith pitching against the Giants all the time.

And if the Giants score even a few more runs, that’s gold with this pitching staff. Happy Giants pitchers equals happy fans and happy and happy standings.

Go Melky!

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants aren’t going to score more runs because Melky Cabrera is worse than Andres Torres.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They WILL score more runs.

But we’ll find out after the season, right?

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They probably will score more runs, but it won’t be because they made center field worse by putting Melky Cabrera there instead of Andres Torres.

We can find out after the season, obviously, but until then we can use numbers to make an educated guess.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

or just freak out.

…it’s what we do.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hasn't Torres had about 4 good months in the majors?

The rest not being Cabrera-level mediocrity, but below-replacement-level futility? Why would you count on him for anything, let alone assert he’s better than Cabrera?

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No

He was great in 2009 and 2010, and average in 2011 (in other words, well above replacement level).

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you need to revisit those definitions

.876 OPS in 150 ABs in 2009
.823 in regular playing time in 2010
.643 in 398 ABs in 2011

Are you looking at the wrong baseballreference page by any chance?

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s factoring in base running and defense. Fangraphs has him at 2.1 WAR for last year, i.e. around average.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Adjust for positional context

Let’s look back at that page, shall we?

126 OPS+ in 2009 with great defense is fantastic. He accumulated 1.8 WAR in just 170 at-bats, which translates to 5.8 with 550 at-bats. He got those at-bats in 2010 and he posted 4.6 WAR, which was the second-highest in the league for a center fielder, behind Angel Pagan. In 2010, Andres Torres was the second-most valuable center fielder in the league. The decrease in OPS is almost entirely a result of the decreased offensive environment; his OPS+ was 122, which is almost the same. In 2011 he was worth 1.3 WAR in limited time. His batting line wasn’t great, but he plays center field and he plays it well, which is very rare. That adds significant value; he was about average last year for a center-fielder, all things considered.

In summary, Andres Torres is good and you are wrong.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

“The decrease in OPS is almost entirely a result of the decreased offensive environment”

And with a wave of the magic wand, one of the worst hitters in the league last year becomes average. Nice work.

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So clearly you weren't reading what I wrote

The 50-point drop in OPS between 2009 and 2010 was largely attributable to the new run-scoring context; his OPS+ changed by only four points.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

don't bother

the Crispians want bloooooood!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, dude just wants blood.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

2011 wRC+ for Torres was 85

List of Giants below that who received a decent amount of playing time:
Huff, Keppinger, Rowand, Stewart, Crawford, Tejada, Whiteside, Burriss, Cabrera

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You can throw in Ichiro and Carl Crawford from other teams who did worse. He hit as well as Martin Prado.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

List of republican pres. candidates worse than Mitt Romney

all of them.

I’m still not voting for Romney under any circumstances.

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Third party FTW!

Well not really for the win but…

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw your vote away!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw Your Hatred Down

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

ISWYDT

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I will!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that analogy managed to be completely irrelevant.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what you think

I’m the GM of the Republican Presidential Candidate Softball Team.

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You better find some trade partners for Cain, quick!

..I am no good at political jokes

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy Whitey Corngood is an ex-US president

There’s relevance here. Stick to torturing up numbers that prove how great Torres is.

by Stoned Slacker on Nov 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Get your stats out of this thread!

We’re trying to irrationally squeal in here!

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not offensively.

I love Torres, and I dearly hope (and believe) that this move doesn’t mean the end of his tenure as a Giant. But he’ll be 34 next year and hasn’t been great at staying off the DL. They needed at least a backup plan and they could have done a lot worse than Melky Cabrera.

Plus, regarding his hitting: the conventional wisdom at the end of 2010 was that Torres was a whole new player thanks to his medication and/or new-fangled swing and therefore his decade of sucking in the minors shouldn’t be counted. I don’t see how we can say that still after 2011. In that case, his career wRC+ of 98 overstates his offensive ability by a large margin.

If they keep him on as a 4th outfielder, I’ll be fine. They can maximize his defensive and base-running contributions in that role, and he’ll get plenty of chances to start too.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You are replacing Sanchez with Zito, who is worse.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Surkamp or someone else...

…may have something to say about that. But I’ll bet Cain, Lincecum and MadBum are happier today.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez is a better pitcher than Zito or Surkamp.

And why would the others be happier? If anything they just lost a friend they have been playing with for years.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And to channel GiantPain

Why should we give a fuck how they are feeling?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY DON’T HAVE FEELINGS!!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You might not ask that question...

…during contract talk time.

But do you EVEN REMEMBER all those 1-0 fucked up losses?
I sure as hell do. Fucking sucked. If Melky helps, then I’m all for it.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

A good defense also contributes to those 1-0 losses.

The Giants basically traded for Cody Ross.


Even if (when?) his BABIP slips back to the .300 range, the Giants are probably looking at about a .285/.315/.415 hitter when all is said and done. As underwhelming as that sounds, the resulting .730 OPS (or, if you prefer, a roughly .321 wOBA) would tie him exactly for third place among Giants hitters (300 or more plate appearances) with Cody Ross;

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He's cheaper and younger than Ross, and less injured.

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Without Cody

we don’t win a World Series. So get your rose-colored glasses out and have a beer…. We just won the Series!

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That was awesome, but I don’t know what that has to do with trading for Melky Cabrera.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh

Trading for Cabrera = auto World Series win.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Cain and Lincecum be happier?

They have a worse defender in the OF now, probably replacing the best defender on the team. We might have gone from a top three CF defensively (Torres) to a bottom three (melky) ’cause you know Sabean is going to play Melky in CF.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they'd take four errors and four runs

…not that it’s either / or…

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you

But… it is freakout mode all around us. Get your salt, lets draw a circle. I will light the candles.

chants

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ommmmmmmmmmmmm

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i smell a chasm coming on ......

i hope it’s a chasm.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If I don't comment, I can claim it was.... later.

…but this thread could be very funny if Melky does really well. (Remember the Cody Ross thread?…)

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to be proven wrong about this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

well... we agree about that.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

me too.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t people want Cody Ross? I mean it’s not like the Giants traded for him.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I referred to it as ‘the greatest waiver wire cock-block in MLB history’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a perfect description of it. I will use that in the future.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You are going to end up watching another streaky hitter who amazes not nearly often enough to make your forget about his periods of hot steaming suck.

He’s a giant, in other words.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

as was Sanchez.

key word: was.

Sanchez started to become Livan with his annoying plate-nibbling. It was EXASPERATING.

Let’s get some new exasperation.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. I liked the old exasperation better.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. I liked the old exasperation better.

I am not a fan of exasperation at all. Oddly I am a Giants fan. There seems to be a disconnect here.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it was nibbling as much as him just not knowing were it was going

Dude had lapses where he just couldn’t seem to find the strike zone.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing with him was that he did not want to change

I recall some comment he made that his wildness was just who he was and that he was not going to change.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez doesn’t have the command to be able to nibble on purpose.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SAVVY SABES
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Talked to Dayton Moore, who says he and SF GM Brian Sabean started talking about this trade 5 weeks ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

HE WAS JUST GETTING RID OF CABRERA, SABEAN YOU IDIOT
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Moore indicated again:Not trading any of top position prospects.He deals Cabrera for possible high-end pitcher, clears spot for Cain in CF.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Cain=Kipnis

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As Grant said, maybe we were just getting rid of Sanchez

A non-tender wouldn’t have been the biggest surprise in the world

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They could have at least addressed an actual team need.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Now, why in the hell would they do that? You do recall these are the GIANTS we’re talking about here?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there were CF’s better than Cabrera or SS of note available for one Guapo and a minor league arm.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants didn’t need a CF. If they couldn’t land an Ian Desmond-type, they could have just sit pat.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that most here share that opinion, but clearly the front office doesn’t.

Said Sabean: "There’s no center field alternative from within that we’re comfortable with."

Baggs:

Scene: Giants training room, 10 minutes after the final out of the 2011 season.

Action: Andres Torres, working out like a madman.

The Giants aren’t planning for Torres to be their starting center fielder again. How could they, after the way he struggled? But he’s still a very good defensive outfielder and a switch-hitter with pop. I’m not sure he could channel his energy into a bench role, or if he would agree to a contract before arbitration at a palatable salary for the club. But I do see a way he could contribute in 2012, if the team so desires. He certainly won’t let himself get fat between now and spring training.

I’d love to see Andres stay around, but clearly the FO had moved on from counting on him as an everyday player. And it also sounds like they moved on from ever trusting Sanchez on the mound again.

Sitting pat would’ve involved non-tendering Sanchez, but I think we all know that money, and an additional year, would’ve gone to Crisp.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing this could very well be...

…a situation where the “real story” with both Sanchez and Torres is worse than we’ve been told.

In Torres’ case, the might be under-divulging the medical/mental health stuff because it’s confidential personal stuff.

With Sanchez, my guess is that he might just not be coachable. You hear stories all the time about players who coaches just can’t through to. If there was one single guy on the Giants who I guess fitted that description, it would be Sanchez. He always seemed really distant from the rest of the team. His no-hitter aside, you never really saw him in the mix with his teammates.

This is just from personal observation, but he never struck me as the good soldier. Bochy’s “snap out of it” bark at him seemed to be very telling.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember that one quote from earlier (was it this season or last?) where he mentioned that yeah, he walks a lot of people and management would like him to walk fewer, but he basically said “screw it, that’s how I pitch and I’m not going to change”? I would think stuff like that doesn’t go over well.

And as much as I love Torres, I don’t believe he’ll return to 2010 form. I think that was one season of glory that will not be repeated.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Torres is his own worst enemy. It’s a vicious cycle with him. He started off slow…worked harder…got worse…worked even harder. Unfortunately, baseball is a game where working harder does not necessarily mean success. In fact, it’s better to be relaxed and calm. He really needed to just relax and play. That’s basically what Beltran told him.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, baseball is a game where working harder does not necessarily mean success.

The Rowand theorem.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

They did. They addressed the need for Sabean to do some random ass shit.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

A non-tender would have saved 5 million Beltranbucks.

This move only saves about 700,000 Beltranbucks

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like this. Goddamn it. Good-bye, Jonathan.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

This is the second Cabrera he has traded for, and the second time it has been the wrong one.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

The Wrong Cabrera Died got Traded

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

fangraphs has relatively balance piece up on the trade

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/which-melky-cabrera-will-san-francisco-get/

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by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

They report. You decide.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But they aren’t Giants fans.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If you project Cabrera to hit somewheres around his career averages...

They essentially traded Sanchez for a Nate Schierholtz with bad defense. Not a bad trade per se, just…redundant.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

...
They essentially traded Sanchez for a Nate Schierholtz with bad defense

No that’s a bad trade when your team is offensively challenged and built to win off pitching and defense. Plus they also send Verdugo.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Sanchez and a non-prospect aren’t exactly worth an above average major league hitter.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Verdugo's not a non-prospect

He’s more fringy (fringey?). I think there’s a very good chance he sees at least some time in the majors as a reliever. Now that he’s with the Royals there’s a decent chance he’ll get some major league starts.

Yes, he struggled in first year in AA at age 24, so he’s obviously not a top prospect, but I don’t think he should be completely written off because of that.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What's his ceiling? Runzler?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

His ceiling is Sanchez.

Runzler is a good-case scenario, and AAAA is a good bet. (One could argue that Runzler is AAAA, but that’s a different story.)

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, EXCEPT:

Cabrera saw some that improvement in going from his age 26 to age 27 seasons. It is probably not all fluke. The spike in power in particular could be his new normal. As the fangraphs article points out, the babip probably regresses some. Even after it does, you are left with a decent player.

And Cabrera plays below average defense in CF, so his ‘bad defense’ isn’t an apples-to-apples comparison to Nate’s good D. I could see Melky playing an above average RF.

Not saying I love the deal or anything, just that I don’t think your comparison is fair.

by Gregjitsu on Nov 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

-0.4 UZR in 1900 Innings in LF.

Sorry. He is not a good LF either. He is a bad defender no matter where you put him.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How is trading for a Nate Schierholtz with bad defense not a bad trade?

Isn’t that the whole point of Nate Schierholtz?

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, so I assume this to mean that Cabrera will play CF instead of Torres?

How long will this last?

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Until they replace Cabrera with Darren Ford because they let go of Torres.

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by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So far they refuse to commit to where he’ll play. But, yes, CF and leadoff.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might have to stop being a Giants fan for a while.
Bochy on Cabrera: "He crosses home plate, and that’s a need here."

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Bochy on Cabrera: “He breathes, and that’s a need here.”

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was because he causes other people to cross home plate.

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by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that was the reasoning for Guillen.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL LOL

I was just about to post this

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Bochy probably didn’t have a lot of say in the deal, but part of his job is to back the decisions of his employers.

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by mhad on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not what upsets me.

It’s not understanding how players cross home plate.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Rest of team: THAT’S WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO?

/facepalm.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He scored 102 runs last year!

That means the Giants will score 102 more runs next year! That’s how it works, right?

by jhawx on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

My current spectator interest in the team is based almost entirely around Cain and Sandoval. This is assuming Torres is screwed out of a job.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And Timmy. What about Timmy?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And the baby! Won’t someone please think of the baby!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Or children in general, for that matter.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring specifically to Hartley, but yeah, Freddy’s kids, Panda’s daughter and Buster’s twins are all at risk. Who will be next?

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully not Romo’s new little one.

by City Girl on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL OF THEM

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Buster too.

Tim I love watching, but he’s not on the overall love level of the other guys.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He sure is fun to watch, though. He’s the only guy I go into every start thinking, “could he K 17 today?”

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Every Tim start I think "This might be the game where he throws a no-hitter"

I’m probably jinxing him for thinking that

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah me too

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I do the same thing! Maybe it’s a collective thought jinx?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Every Tim start I think “How has this guy not thrown a no-hitter yet”

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yknow, I find now that he’s gone I really liked Jonathan. Sure, he was a head case, but he was our head case.

I mean,….. this move is completely lateral

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

It’s only lateral if you think about what Cabrera is replacing, and even then it has downgrade potential.

When you factor in that Zito is replacing Sanchez, well, feh.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to think they did this deal simply because it was the best one available for Jonathan. They figured hey, we’ll go about our offseason same as we did before, but we’ve got an extra part now.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is

It’s not a very good part. Also it’s a pretty expensive part that seems to mostly duplicate what the Giants already have in the OF with Nate and Torres. Just non-tendering Sanchez would have been better; then they could take that money and give it to Beltran or Jamey Carroll or something.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright…. about this trade…
I knew they were going to dump Sanchez so I’d already kind of expected it. Getting rid of Sanchez ruins my dream that they would get rid of Zito.

I don’t know much about Melky, he says he attributes his yippee!!! 2011 season to a new weight training regimen, okay…. maybe…

I am afraid the Giants have just gotten another Rowand, I hope not.

I will miss Nate and Andres, cuz I get the feeling they both might be gone.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

I have my reservations about the trade. But it feels like people are completely disregarding Melky’s 2011. There’s the BABIP, so maybe they’re right to do it, but he was a four-win player last year. The reaction in here makes it seem like he was a four-win player three years ago, and it was already proven to be a fluke.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

To me, it’s not just the BABIP. It’s also the doubles. And, potentially, the HRs. So much of his value in 2011 came from what certainly appear to be artificially inflated results that I just hope nobody gets close enough to him with a thumbtack to pop them.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That analogy may have been a bit tortured.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry but.

What’s the problem with the double and homeruns?

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, just that he’s never exhibited anything either resembling or suggesting those capabilities in those areas before.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as I’m using the play index tool right, in the last three years only SIX players in the league have averaged 40 doubles per season.

The doubles, at least, are almost definitely a mirage. Unless you think he’s one of the six best in the league at that particular skill.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

Fair enough. I thought you were talking about things like park factors and other external factors and I wasn’t under the impression that Kaufmann was good to power hitters.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

His ISO was .164 last year. League average was .150. Dude is not a power hitter. His counting numbers are high because he hit leadoff for the Royals (or I imagine he did) and finished with 700+ PAs.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

second

Basically same thing.

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

CF can hit second?

Wut?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Clownball rules?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's more trepedation about buying into a player coming off their best season

when they were not good the previous years.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He's young, though

I get it when it’s Rowand, but it’s not weird for a 26-year-old to get better. I’d rather the Giants didn’t make the trade, really, but this reaction is what I’d expect if he were injured for the entire 2011 season.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a lot of the RAAAAGE will subside

if the Giants turn around and get Rollins and Beltran, or maybe even at least one.

If they stand pat or make some other minor moves with this as the marquee, there could be some issues.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's absolutely my stance.

If this is the offensive upgrade, welp, so stupid. If there’s a super-duper smoke screen and they get hella better players … I’m cool with Melky.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If this is the offensive upgrade

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(you can add the gif here if you like, but I think we’ve all got it mezmerized)

is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a instead of a MLB GM

by zenbitz on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re just set to “Auto-Hate” all organizational moves from now on given how piss-poor their “process” appears to be. Also, there’s the notion that Melky Cabrera and some other fringey moves might be it for the Giants offseason and that just isn’t good enough.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Auto-hate

Thinking back, the only move I can remember where Sabean was not hated on by at least 40% of the McCoven was re-signing Burrell for $1 million. Even dumping Bengie and Morris had a ton of “Meh, he’s just cleaning up his own feces.” comment.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bull

The Bengie trade was heralded far and wide as the At Last The Buster Posey Show. And the groupthink on Morris was thick with amazement that Sabes could get so much as a rusty spoon for the guy without picking up the entire contract. Those were good trades, and the vast bulk of the commentariat said so.

by wcw on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont' really mind

getting a rent-a-player that might have a good enough year to bring back a draft pick.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t really get better though. He struck out more, he walked less, and more balls found grass. Maybe his balls will continue to find grass this year, but I just don’t know.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If he kind of sits and scoots in the outfield, we should be good

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Arf Arf

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm when you put it this way.
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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

And the Mauer mega-extension.

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, this brings Zito back into the rotation, huh?

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

Schulman with the rundown:

Link

Highlights:

In spite of all the Sanchez trade talks over the years, Sabean said he never got a good offer or was close to dealing him, and Sanchez’s struggles and injuries this year actually hurt Sabean’s ability to make a better deal this year.
Bochy on Cabrera: "He crosses home plate, and that’s a need here."
Cabrera said he can cover center field at AT&T Park.
Sabean said he has no regrets not trading Sanchez before, when his value could have been higher, because they needed his arm. "In this case, given the player available and given our acute need for more offense, this was the time to cross that bridge."

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

I just don't get why you would say

“This trade market for him really is bad, but I traded him anyway.”

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah and Beltran said he could cover right. Pssssh!
And what was it I heard on KNBR about Beltran’s knee being a problem? Something about “bone rubbing on bone” and so maybe he should look for a DH gig somewhere? I was in the car and didn’t hear all of what was said.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran doesn’t want to DH, he believes he can contribute in the field and doesn’t want to change leagues. He wears a big ass brace, but I’d love to see him roaming LF next year.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera said he can cover center field at AT&T Park.

Phew.

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by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

well i'm sold!

/……. waits for McCovens to fall in ……..

lol.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Even on the grounds crew, he can’t get it right! You cover the infield, you dolt!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a tarp!

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by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m ordering my Cabrera jersey as we speak!

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon – just change the number from your last Cabrera jersey!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

new penny pinching regime

he keeps the same number as the old Cabrera!

is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a instead of a MLB GM

by zenbitz on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/continues to ignore Sabean’s statements to the press

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

"He crosses home plate, and that’s a need here."

Please tell me Sabean was not referencing the career high 102 Runs Melky scored last year. Please, NO!

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You know he was.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That quote is actually Bochy.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How can anyone think that scoring runs is a skill that would translate to a completely different environment?

Howe do smart people listen to crap like that a put faith in the brain that conjured the statement?

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, it’s Boch on a conference call with reporters. It’s a series of baseball adages muttered in hopes the conference call is over soon.

We all know who we have for a manager, I don’t see these quotes as much of an indictment, tbh.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That quote is actually Bochy.

Not gravelly enough.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it crazy to think that

Melky could eventually end up as league average in LF with Torres in CF and Belt at 1B (assuming Huff spontaneously combusts again) and Schierholtz in RF (Or Beltran, if we don’t get a real SS?) This is literally the best case scenario I can think of

by janglicious on Nov 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Even if Huff combusts

Management has shown he will still be cemented in the starting lineup.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mid-May is my guess

A lot will depend on whether he shows up in shape

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha...

Zombie Huff will conquer all next year!

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

why would you want Nate starting in RF?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

why do you want league average offense in RF when you have question marks at LF, CF, SS and 1B?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What, would you want worse than average?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL no not that either!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

what difference does RF make

if you have black holes at the other four positions?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

point taken. But we can’t just give up because our lineup is already fucked. Lets upgrade in RF, put Belt in LF and hope Torres or Cabrera can play an acceptable CF.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be OK, assuming the RF really is better. And not, say, Melky.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If our RF is Melky then we just traded Sanchez to replace someone who hits almost as well as Nate and plays shittier defense.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry I should have said, hits slightly better than Nate.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But plays shittier defense in CF. I see no reason that Melky couldn’t be at least an avg. right fielder, maybe even better. DOes he have a terrible arm, or something?

by Gregjitsu on Nov 7, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I see no reason that Melky couldn’t be at least an avg. right fielder

In order to that he would need to play in an average RF. For eighty-one games it would like Aubrey Huff playing RF.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

This is crazy because the Giants would never go with the best-case scenario.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
bill smith was said to have been let go over "philosophical differences.’’ dont think 63-99 record helped tho.

Smith obviously thought man was inherently evil and the ownership believed mankind to be born pure.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Oh
. As for Carlos Beltran, Sabean said, "We’ll see and that’s one of the things we need to do to: Reconvene on where else we’ll spread our money."

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

RDF

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Spread it like butter

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, the loaf is league average.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A very thin layer of butter though; we have to watch our cholesterol.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 7, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh yeah him…yeah that’s another thing we need to do.”

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Prepared to be Guerrero'd

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’d be just like them to sign Vlad NOW…..

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

More lulz
Bruce Bochy’s assessment: "He’s the type of player we need on this ballclub. He’s a run producer. He scores runs and also has the ability to knock in runs. He’s 27 years old and it looks like he’s coming into his own. He can hit at the top of the order. He can steal a base. He’s athletic and can play anywhere in the outfield. It’s hard to say where he will hit in the order and maybe even where he’s going to play in the outfield until we get to spring training, but he’s the type of player this club needs. He crosses home plate and that’s a need here."

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Bruce Bochy’s assessment: “Veteran. RBIs. Runs! RBIs. Veteran but not really old yet. Center fielder. Runs!”

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure you needed an ‘almost’ there.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more clichés.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/doublefacepalm

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

–The Giants aren’t ready to say where Cabrera will play or hit, but Sabean said he’s comfortable putting him in center field. The scouting reports on his defense were adequate.

“Yes, his defense is bad, but I am comfortable with him being bad in CF.”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

from the folks

who brought you Huff in RF.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Rainy Day Fund!
–What will the Giants do at shortstop? Well, Brandon Crawford "has done nothing to hurt his chances (in the Arizona Fall League)," Sabean said. But the decision on whether to get another shortstop hasn’t been made. As I mentioned earlier, the strong leaning is to give Crawford the job if the Giants get enough offense from other sources. My prediction: If they re-sign Beltran, Crawford will be at short.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

He hit well in a minuscule sample against minor leaguers. Give him the starting spot!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Minor leaguers AND failed major leaguers.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

  1. hitter, then.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Number 2 hitter, I mean. The #1 hitter is Cabrera.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

In fairness, Crawford was brought up too early

His AFL is like some of the minor leage ABs he didn’t get

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We had our day in the sun fellas.

This party is over.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Do they understand how cheap they look right now?

Seriously, Crawford? The team that won the WS in 2010 and sold out every game in 2011 and sold uncountable random bits of merchandise and memorabilia can’t afford to give us a league average shortstop? Really?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

by unaccountable I meant uncounted… but of course they really were counted, just not by me. So let’s go with “lots and lots of merchandise” there instead

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

well

to be fair they’ve managed to run out bad shortstops in good and lean years.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs take:
My prediction: If they re-sign Beltran, Crawford will be at short.

Take that RDF!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

BAD SOLDIER, PLAY INJURED!
–As for Sanchez, his contributions will earn him a place in franchise history. But it’s clear the Giants had no appetite in tendering him a contract, especially after he showed little interest in pitching again after spraining his ankle in August.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean said. "But quite frankly, because of his year this year, there really wasn’t a lot of (trade) action or conversation with him. He did a great job and we all know his arm speaks for itself. He pitched a lot of big games for us. I’m sure he’ll move forward in his career and become an even better pitcher. It didn’t help that he couldn’t come back at the end of the year, both in our picture and it probably dampened other opportunities."

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What I read:

“His trade value could absolutely not have been lower. Absolutely not. So we had to trade him, naturally.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What I read:

“He was puss with the injury, so we gave up on him. Rather than let him walk, we got whatever we could for him.”

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that the two are significantly different. Both imply visibly low or diminished value, and both suggest an unwillingness to test the growth potential of that value in the first half of the season.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What I read:

“Remember that Jackass Joe Nathan? Yeah, he pissed us off so we traded him. Sure he looked brilliant at times but he had a few bad innings in the post season and we didn’t like the attitude he dsiplayed about those results. This Sanchez guy was the same way. An ankle sprain and you can’t pitch? give me a break. We don’t need that around here. Nevermind that we made Barry Zito pitch about 30 innings more than necessary in san Jose because he had the same injury and now we are going to pay him 20 million dollars to be worse than Jonathan Sanchez by a long shot. And yeah, I guess we could have non-tendered Jonathan and saved the money for a better Beltran offer, but then we wouldn’t have had the chance to ship Jonathan to a last place AL Central team. At the end of the day that was an opportunity that I personally couldn’t pass up.”

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. You sure projected a lot onto that.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

wants to try on those new uniforms
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by kb2011sfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

"Show me the dancing fish"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my pick for where he signs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Non Rage News
–Sandoval tested his strained shoulder in Taiwan by taking a few right-handed swings in the cage. "He feels he could bat right-handed right now but we’re being a little cautious," Bochy said. "It seems like it’s healed up quite well and he’s optimistic that strained shoulder is behind him and he’ll be all set to go."

And what about that clip of Pablo chasing a ball in left field? What was up with that?

"I’d put him out there for one inning," Bochy said. "He said he always wanted to play outfield so I put him out there and sure enough, the first ball hit was to the wall. It was a close game so I put him at third base the next inning."

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

With practice Pablo could be a decent outfielder, although of course there’s no reason for that to ever happen.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

so did Pablo run down the ball in left field or not?

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s still running.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

poor guy

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a workout!

don’t knock the big man exercising!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

like a little energizer bunny

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Weren’t people here saying the ginats are idiots because Panda’s shoulder is ruined and he’s playing this winter ball?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Rage News
DKnobler DKnobler
From what I hear, even Beltran could be a stretch to fit in Giants 2012 budget. We’ll see.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Thank god we have both Affeldt and Lopez!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera and Betancourt

Then shut it down, Sabes

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I might become a Royals fan

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the consensus before they signed two LHPs.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, duh.

Why the hell would you telegraph that you are for certain trying for a player only to be used to drive up your own price?

Savvy Sabes will be stepping back and letting the Beltran market assert itself.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, screw this cheap ass team. If they both refuse to spend money on good vets and refuse to play good kids, why should we even care?

I’ll be in my room playing my 2010 DVDs on a loop next year, methinks.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 7, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, they won't sign Crisp now, right?

RIGHT?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, they won’t sign Crisp anyone now, right?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Schierholtz RF
Pill 1B
Huff LF
Crawford SS

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Sabes saw the lag in here...

pulled the trigger… and is now sitting back pounding a beer and watching you run around like an anthill under a magnifying glass.

suckers.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

LOL GOOD THING YOU’RE HERE TO TELL EVERYONE OFF!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hat tip!

…just doin’ my due diligence and kicking your tires…

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You suck.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Your brevity is appreciated.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously the worse part of this trade is the return of Zito

Hopefully Vogelsong doesn’t regress too much and Surkamp just needs more big league experience.

I cannot stand the thought of having to watch Barry Zito pitch two more seasons for this team.

by The Franchise on Nov 7, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe they aren’t done yet. There’s still winter meetings coming up… you never know what’ll happen.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

patience...

it’s still November… there’s plenty of time to panic in March.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

After making my way through a billion comments, I gotta say that all those asterisks in your sig line are terribly distracting.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

I’ll change everything for you, then.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

and...

please stop staring at my asterisks… it makes me feel uncomfortable.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

DAT ASTERISKS

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

IN THE ASTERISKS

[Poory Wrought THING] is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a [THING-maker] instead of a MLB GM

by zenbitz on Nov 7, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito was always coming back.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like at the end of last year, Bochy lost all confidence in Barry Zito.

I still hope he doesn’t make it through 2012 as an SF Giant

by The Franchise on Nov 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

the difference is that Zito came back to pitch 2 whole innings of garbage time, but Jonathan’s injury didn’t allow him to do that.

Naturally, because of those two meaningless innings, Zito will start and Jonathan is traded.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Naturally, because of those two meaningless innings

You misspelled $47 million dollars owed.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather they had cut Zito than Rowand.

No wait, I take that back. I’m happier Rowand is gone

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

GASP!

They called it “San Fran”!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

better than...

…naw… can’t say it.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Those people up in Frisco don’t like that much.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The 'Sco

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucka Free City y'all!

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by Amigo on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanco Franco

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 7, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want to touch anyone's "slew"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re the 1% of pitching!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
A team desperately needing offense, claiming poverty, and spending $5M on Jeremy Affeldt is still 3,492 times dumber than acquiring Melky.

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Cabrera is our new Panda…

He’s not fat anymore… He’s now working out… and he hits from both sides of the plate with power

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Except that he’s much worse.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If we get 2011 Melky

I’ll be very happy with this trade.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So would I

The evidence suggests that we won’t.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The evidence is decidely mixed

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

if he’s Torres’ age then I’d agree with you 100%. too early to tell for me.

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by Unitard on Nov 7, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

New left fielder

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, I’ve seen a lot of Melky in cf for the Yankees, and he was decent—seemed to get more than his share of big hits. A better hitter than anyone the Giants had in their outfield except Beltran (of indeed not playing third base, after Memorial Day). I’d bet on his numbers being closer to last year’s than those of his really bad Braves year.

by Scott from DC on Nov 7, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

I guess my only question now is...

If Torres is due 3-4 million, and the team still plans on signing some combination of P/OF/MI, can he realistically even fit into the budget?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

They’re not going to spend that kind of money on someone like Torres who provides no value.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If they will

move Guapo to save $800k, I think your answer is pretty clear. And to be fair, they couldn’t have been much more clear in the postseason press conference.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because they don’t pay Torres 3-4 million, doesn’t mean he won’t be a Giant. He may sign for less right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How much less would he need to sign for, though?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 2, maybe $2.5M

They might be legitimately scared he’d get $-5M in arb

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

s/b "$4-5M in arb"

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a legitimate fright @ $4-5M.

If Andres likes playing in SF perhaps he accepts a small bump in price to the $2.1 he made last year…$2.4 or so like Goofus suggests.

He certainly wouldn’t be getting much more than that on the open market I don’t think.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s market value for a win these days?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Still $4M ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So then $4-5 million would be pretty okay for a player like Torres, marketwise?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why Sabes and RDF'ers are frightened.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the FO wants to spend $4-5 million on a fourth or fifth outfielder, which is how they view Torres.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

$800k?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite a pay cut.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, good soldiers don’t do it for the money.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well what’s the arb thingy?
If they don’t offer him arb he is a free agent?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

they could re-sign him thereafter. That might have been what happened with Bengie in 2009.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the thingie that happens where they can’t talk to a player for a certain amount of time? That’s not the non-tender/no-arb scenario is it?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no

I think you’re referring to free agency, where there’s like 72 hours after the end of the WS or something they have to re-sign their FA before they talk to other teams.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm could be, I thought there was some contract thing where if they didn’t get a dude signed they had to wait until some crazy, like after the season had already started, date to do so. [applying only to one of your own former players that you let get away for whatever reason.]

I am writing stupid cover letters otherwise I’d try and find out what the hell I’m talking about!

[note to self, maybe if you stopped writing “stupid” cover letters you’d get a job]

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they changed that? I should double check, but I’m busy yelling at my kid to do her homework.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d follow up, but I am too busy pretending to work.

/ no offense Merope.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the assumption that Melky will get at least $4 million?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Gah

So much depends
upon

an attention deficit
inspiration

keeping his roster
spot

between RF and
LF.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The dependency here is mine, emotionally.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

re:

I have traded
The wild one
And prospect
For CF

a position which
you were probably
hoping
would be vroom

Forgive me
melk is delicious
so sweet
and so cold

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Reply

(crumped on my desk)

Dear Brian: I’ve made a
couple of lists for you.
You’ll find it on your desk.
It shows centerfielders who were
much more valuable than Torres in 2011.

On the list I have crossed
out players who are not available now
so you can better judge if you
prefer—Just ones we could have—
It’s easy enough to see

Not many people on that list
with the offense and defense.
I didn’t know just how to
tell it to you you. Melky
Cabrera is not among them—

See you later. Love. Howie.

Please switch off the telephone.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shoot, number agreement.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Brian: I’ve made a
comprehensive list for you.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If they will move Guapo to save $800k,

I don’t see this trade as a simple salary dump.
Love him, hate him, or MEH – Cabrera is a useful player.

Torres is a useful player, he could be back…perhaps for similar to his $2M of last year, not the $4M that may await him in arbitration.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

2012 ZiPS projection for Melky

284/.330/.435

Cool with me.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

Me too. More upside than Ross.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a threat to steal

I think the threat is greater than the real steal, well unless the guy can steal 50+, then that is cool too.

I want to know, estimations of arb players, and what is left over. This was more or less a free CF if you were going to keep Sanchez and Zito.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He's terrible at stealing.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, not terrible

But bad. He loses value stealing.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

There are very few players who don't

Carlos Beltran is one of them.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But I thought you guys didn’t care about stealing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s more that someone has to be really really successful at it before it’s even worth it.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What made you think that?

If you want to see a player whose value was impacted hugely by his base-stealing, look at Duane Kuiper.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, probably the RAGE that develops every time someone tries to steal, regardless of the situation. It may not be you guys, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

74% career success ain't horrible

I don’t want him going every time, I just want the pitcher to worry about him when he is on first.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also darn close to the oft-quoted breakeven point, which is certainly higher if he’s hitting leadoff with presumably decent hitters batting after him.

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

For all his speed, Torres is a pretty meh stealer

Doesn’t get good jumps

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a pretty damn good baserunner overall, even considering his mediocrity as a straight up stealer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect for hit and runs!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He would prefer he threaten to steal than actually attempt to steal.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would prefer it. He might also. I don’t know.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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Sounds like a flat bill haven.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone on Royals Review wanted to give up Francouer instead.

Barely escaped that bullet

by The Franchise on Nov 7, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Wasn't going to happen once they gave him that contract

But I’m glad the Giants don’t have Francoeur, if only because I hate seeing his name spelled wrong.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT FRENCHY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OK…OK..But we need him to play baseball well. I think he’s proven that may no longer be possible.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. :^(

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

we need him to play baseball well

This is a great part of my joy at Timmy and Buster. It was a while since the players I liked were also great.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to accept that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He hardly deserve a correct name spelling

by The Franchise on Nov 7, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s still time!

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by Kitspool on Nov 7, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Oklahoma City tornado coverage is an experience. They’re so folksy! I love it.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Things I will NOT miss about Jonathan Sanchez

- 90-pitch, three inning outings with > six walks
- eye-rolling when his 3-0 pitch barely ticks the strike zone, and he doesn’t get the call
- watching baserunners steal at will because “nobody taught me a pickoff move”
- pouting in general (never seen Matt Cain do it)
- seeing the bullpen up in the 2nd inning
- all of the “dirty” jokes

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by ToddCommish on Nov 7, 2011 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

I will not miss

the blank look in his eyes when Righetti makes a mound visit.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I will NOT miss about Jonathan Sanchez

- Never knowing which Jonathan was going to show up.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I will miss about Johathan Sanchez

When good Sanchez showed up.

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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d Dirty no-hitter.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/rec

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I will NOT miss about Jonathan Sanchez

- That look he gets on his face like either he is trying hold a fart in or he can’t find the strike zone.
- Waiting oh so patiently for that “potential” to turn into “production”.

by djfivenine on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one with abaolutely no issue with this trade?

I know the typical reaction around here to any move made by Sabean is to freak the hell out, but I personally really like this trade. Why you ask?

The good:
- He’s better than Torres (and he’s only 27!)
- Set career highs in nearly every offensive category last season with a .305/.339/.470 line

The bad:
- Last time a Royals OF to come to the Bay Area = David DeJesus
- His name has “milk” in it, which is bad because I’m on a diet and it makes me want cookies

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

He’s not better than Torres.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 7, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

2011 Melky >>> 2011 Torres

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

precisely

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 Torres >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2010 Melky

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ancient history

Huff was good in 2010 too.

And we see what happened there…

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by ToddCommish on Nov 7, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It still matters.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, using one year of data in player evaluation is a good way to run a terrible team.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, you used 2010 for your "analysis"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's recent enough that it counts too.

Should it count less than 2011? Yeah. But why the fuck would you throw out data that’s still relevant?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Use three year totals.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If the pattern continues

Melky should suck this season.

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by Amigo on Nov 7, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The bad: Sanchez starts will now be Barry Zito starts.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Surkamp?

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Same thing.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

“his walks aren’t something we’re overly excited about” – Royals GM Dayton Moore

HAH!! Enjoy them.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. That’s what Sabean said about Cabrera, too.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 7, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are the only bad things you can think of?

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If I made it too long no one would read it so I skimped on it

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This looks for real
Mike Francesca has heard that Jose Reyes has received an offer and is scheduled to meet with the Marlins.
“The Marlins love him,” according to one source with knowledge of the team’s interest.
If the Marlins were able to sign the Mets shortstop, it would necessitate a position change for Hanley Ramirez, something he said in September that he would welcome and accept. “It would be nice to play next to him,” Ramirez said at the time. “He’s an energy guy.”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

It's cool, I can become a Marlins fan

They’ve got nice uniforms, right?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be a total coup.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Its gonna happen

Then they sign Cespeses. Boom. Buzz headed into their new stadium.

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I haz Hanley Ramirez

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Marlins are in the market for CJ or Buerhle, a LH starter. Maybe we can dangle a Zito for Ramirez trade. Will throw in 1 Phillip Rivers.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid damned Marlins

soon to be followed by a fire sale of arb-eligible players, no doubt. GO AWAY

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Reyes want to go there? Unless he is just looking for money.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

pish posh

what professional athlete is interested in money?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Some lawyer you are!

by Hyoton on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBearProBono949

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBear949intheass

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know whether to be offended by or laugh at this this.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems to have become a meme in the last day or so. Note: I am not asking why.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Turf Toe wouldn’t take it

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Turf_Toe_intheass

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

New stadium?

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by speckops on Nov 7, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s crazy to see the Marlins spending a bunch of dough for the inaugural year in their new stadium, and the Mets are lowering ticket prices and tightening their belt financially.

Would you rather play SS with David Wright (who might be gone as well) at 3B or Hanley Freaking Ramirez?

The Marlins could be quite the surprise next year if they can land some pitching too. All indications are that Loria (asshole) is ready to spend some serious coin.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Close to the DR

Also Reyes owns a reggaeton record label and has even recorded his own stuff; presumably the Latin music club scene in Miami would be a pretty good selling point for him.

by taliesin on Nov 7, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

teachmetodugi11 Ryan Verdugo

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 7, 2011 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

CLASSY

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“…this is just one of four uniform variations, which includes four different caps”

the Oregon Ducks of baseball

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 7, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never seen an orange fish except this one


Who happens to be named “Chris Marlin”

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a clownfish

maybe that’s what their new mascot will be. More appropriate.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The name of the fish is Marlin.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This individual fish, the lead in “Finding Nemo”, is named Marlin.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I should have specified.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You never know!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/ Jeffrey Loria sells team to Disney Corp. Marketing assault begins in 5....4....3...2...

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer “Miami Clownfish”.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ClownBallFish

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 7, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, the RedSocked Ortiz.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Spreading rapidly as the ocean warms, causing dead zones in coastal areas.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there any way we can contract, like, the entire state of Florida?

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Between the Gulf and the Gulf Stream? Water’s not cold enough for shrinkage.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly.

waste of baseball space

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Why Bugs Bunny should be commissioner of baseball!

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This Jonah Keri article is a good take on the trade
Ultimately the trade boils down to upgrades for both teams, albeit flawed ones.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/9050/polarizing-trade-for-two-deep-sleepers

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by DFARowand on Nov 7, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

This trade lowers our collective blood pressure every fifth day

Otherwise, it’s just trading one of our three #5 starters for our fourth #3 outfielder.

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by ToddCommish on Nov 7, 2011 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

I just realized the Giants are turning Schierholtz into the next Fred Lewis

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Nate should be playing CF in 2012

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

We are taking him off the 40 man?

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m all about out of anger for today. At least I spent it on a worthy cause.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 7, 2011 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully

If 75OPS+ Melky shows up, they’ve kept Torres (or Ross) and are willing to bump Melky to 4/5th outfielder.

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by kennv on Nov 7, 2011 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

On the other hand

A 75 OPS+ wouldn’t be very good.

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by Kitspool on Nov 7, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A 750 PS+ is less good, actually.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

happier days

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Freddy is really into that butt grab.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Buster. He inspires.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine this is true.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was here when the news broke

but to reiterate:

 I am positive on the trade in that it filled a potential gap in the OF and saved the Giants some money. I am down on the fact that the Giants traded Sanchez low and got Melky high as well as the fact that Torres is likely gone.

The key for me is what the Giants do in the rest of the offseason. This kinda of reminds me of when the Warriors traded Richardson to get Wright and a $10 million trade exemption. It was a good trade but then the Warrior never did anything with the exemption…

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Yea

If “add big bat in offseason” = Trade 5th starter for Melky Cabrera I would not be super pleased.

What I want in order
1. Lock up Cain
2. Lock up Lincecum (lower priority due to Cain having 1 less year left)
3. Spend rest of payroll on best bat possible. (Prefer in order, Reyes, JRoll, Beltran, Cuddyer)
4. Get cheap OF\PH like what Thome is for Phils (Burrell if healthy, maybe a Damon or Ordonez)

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit.

My monitor is all wet now after my (actual) spit-take watching that throw of his.

Thanks a bunch, Grant.

by Royce Clayton as Miguel Tejada on Nov 7, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry if it has been posted
If your answer is “sell high,” you’re right, and that’s exactly what Royals GM Dayton Moore just did with Melky Cabrera, flipping him to the Giants for left-handed starting pitcher Jonathan Sanchez and minor league lefty starter Ryan Verdugo
As for Sanchez, his 2009 no-hitter, which remains the only complete game of his career, and prominent role in the starting rotation of the 2010 world champions has exaggerated the quality of his pitching. After six big-league seasons, two primarily in relief and four as a starter, Sanchez has had an ERA meaningfully above league average exactly once.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/cliff_corcoran/11/07/melky.cabrera.jonathan.sanchez.trade/

Doe this mean it’s a good trade for everyone?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Just got back from class...umm...O_O

I am skeptical about this trade…I am even more scared this is our line-up

Cabrera
Sanchez
Sandoval
Posey
Belt
Huff
Schierholtz
Crawford
Pitcher

A lot of question marks there (Sanchez/Posey recovery, Belt’s progress, Cabrera’s production, Huff bouncing back or not, Sandoval’s shoulder even…)- we could be in for a loooooooong season

AND our rotation took a hit with Zito as 5th starter over Sanchez…who knows how Surkamp and Vogie are gonna do this season…and we payed Affeldt 5M…derp

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Nov 7, 2011 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

and we payed Affeldt 5M…derp

Actually, I think that is the plan. Zito will pitch two, Runzler will pitch two, Surkamp will pitch and Affeldt will pitch two, to get to the ninth.

The most expensive fifth starter of all time.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm panda just tweeted that reports of him playing in Venezuela are rumors, he hasn’t decided if he will play there yet…?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

He needs to not play there.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But he needs to play through that shoulder injury!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy says he took RH batting practice in Tawain

Could hit if he needed to. They are taking it slow, which is wise if you ask me.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Taking it slow would be not having him play at all right now. They are taking it slow relative to getting a rolling start.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to keep him on his feet and off the dining room chair.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He tweeted in Español and I’m out of practice with the whole Spanish thing so consider that a very very loose translation.

He won’t decide until early Dec if he will play in Venezuela.

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A

WHAT THE FUCK

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Melky/Sanchez

seems like a pretty fair trade considering the Giants strengths and weaknesses. I’m surprised, though, that Melky is considered not-so-great in the field, as I recall the Yankees fans complaining that they’d lost such a good centerfielder at that time.

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by son of ggf on Nov 7, 2011 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

Yankee fans think every one of their players is the best at his position in the league.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s cuz they sign all the best players, duh

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by positiveuphemism on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a terrible trade when you consider the Giants’ strengths and weaknesses.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you're doing it wrong

you’re supposed to be excited Torres isn’t playing CF.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

What the fuck.

No, wait: what the actual fuck.

I hate this trade. Mainly, I hate Melky Cabrera, but also, I hate pissing away even vaguely appealing trading chits.

by wcw on Nov 7, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

But at least it's not the Greek debt crisis!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My Big Fat Greek Rainy Day Fund

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEE GERMANY TAKES OVER EUROPE

THIS TIME FOR KEEPS

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Italy is about to bust too…

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell Jim I said hi.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Greek Prime Minister Brian Sabean to resign to break the political roster deadlock

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Borowitz Report:

Greece solves debt crisis by agreeing to marry Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have to say, this is pretty funny !

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh chit

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Chut up!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What the actual chuck.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion

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by Murray, Present on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

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by ZenPop on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Now it’s almost dark outside. Stupid winter.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Who is this Crespede kid?
2:25pm: The Yankees, Phillies, Blue Jays, Giants, Marlins, Nationals, Indians, Athletics, and Pirates have had a presence at Cespedes’ workouts, reports Yahoo’s Tim Brown. Giants GM Brian Sabean told reporters today that his team will not be involved on Cespedes, however (via Andrew Baggarly on Twitter).

mlbtraderumors

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

It was the pre Cabrera trade news going around MLB

Some 26 year old Cuban who is the can’t miss CF prospect. He defected, they are waiting for the US to clear it for him to declare FA status. Expect Chapmin type 5 years 30 mil territory. He released some crazy clip of leg pressing 1300 lbs , opo field power, catching balls behind his back.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was a character in Ceora’s Nanowrimo project.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

obligatory:

What’s a fanshot?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 7, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is funny people

rec’d

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It is green.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody get back

shanghaijim has been rosterbating for a month!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, after too long it’s just over too soon.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

His promo video sounds like the best thing ever

His handlers produced a strange promotional video that starts with a “Star Wars” rip-off and includes Christopher Cross’ 1980 hit “Sailing.”

It shows Cespedes giving what could be the longest stare at a home run ever and making two blind, behind-the-back catches. It name-drops Ahman Green, showcases a giant shirtless man dancing and ends with a whole hog roasting on a spit.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

SAILING
TAKES ME AWAY
TO WHERE I ALWAYS
HEARD IT COULD BE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard what could be?

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by Merope on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST A DREAM AND A WIND TO CARRY ME
SOON I WILL BE FREEEEEEE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/strange urge to watch the original Arthur movie.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently there was a remake with Helen Mirren. I glimpsed it on the plane while watching my Frasier episodes on my iPhone.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently there was a horrible remake with Helen Mirren.

I think this is what you meant to say.
/didn’t see it.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS THREAD

actually the last two. Don’t have nearly enough “worst case scenario-ism”.

Which is obviously:

  • Melky Cabrera has a great year, hits .320/.370/.480.
  • Giants miss the post-season when Zito starts 163rd game to break tie with ’zona.
  • Melky signed to new 7/120 contract. Pulls full Rowand.
  • Jonathan Sanchez traded to the Padres for squidscraps™ and proceeds to torture us for the next 10 years.

On the plus side, got a good year out of Melky Cabrera!

is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a instead of a MLB GM

by zenbitz on Nov 7, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez and Barry Zito both will be in spring training competing for the fifth spot in the rotation, most likely, because the team has limited alternatives. Eric Surkamp is not ready and needs more time in the minors.

I can’t imagine Sanchez would have accepted this the season before becoming a free agent.

Clearly Sabean and Bochy feel pressured by ownership to play Zito, otherwise he wouldn’t even be in the discussion for next season. At least Sanchez had shown a recent ability to perform well.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

This makes me think

about whether Sanchez would have been mentally out of it this year and become a malcontent.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That is sort of what I was implying. He needed to have a bounce back season so he could boost his value. If he wasn’t even guaranteed the 5th spot going into the season, how would this have been a good situation anybody?

Sabean went into the off season looking to trade him, first and foremost. Then he found Melky Cabrera and the Royals as a possible option, second.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just finding out as I’m leaving work. I’m upset. I didn’t realize Melky had that “Great” a year last year. But you know. What?

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by ResDog on Nov 7, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

I"M WAITING, PLEASE ANSWER, THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Having read over 1000 comments on this, I have this to say . . .

I’m okay with trading Sanchez. If all they could get was Melky, then so be it. I wasn’t a big Sanchez fan (yeah yeah – he had that one no hitter, in one of the few games he stayed in past 5 innings), so I won’t miss him. Let’s see what Melky can do.

There. I said it.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Addendum: I still think Sabean is an idiot, though

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I love your addendum

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 7, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of my comment the other night:

Just to be clear, I still think they’re fucking shit up.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My emotional attachment to Torres makes what I feel like wasn’t much of a useful trade anyway feel much worse.

Again, Melky in a vacuum is fine. Melky for Sanchez in a vacuum: Cool.

But the team simply does not seem to be improved right now. The rotation is worse, and the outfield is the same-ish.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

the rotation is the same

since you don’t know what you were going to get with Sanchez. Cabrera does fill a hole and if it means that the Giants will/can sign Beltran and/or Reyes/Rollins, it would be a great off-season.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I staunchly disagree with the idea that the rotation is the same. We’re now a combustible Zito and an accidental DFA away from Dan Runzler, MLB starter. That doesn’t frighten you? One more line layer of padding would not have sucked. Beside which, it seems like Sanchez stood a good chance of being better than Zito to begin with.

I less staunchly disagree with the idea that we had an outfield hole. We may have had a hole, but it was probably not one that we should have tried to fill with this shape of peg.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No because we would have had a combustible Sanchez as the 5th starter. Zito could have started and Surkamp could have been the fifth guy…I just do not believe that Sanchez would have been any better next year and his lack of desire to return last year speaks volume.

Again, if Melky is the only OF acquisition then I would agree with you. But Torres had an awful year at the plate last year and had one really good year in 2010.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re not going to agree with each other.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

what about NaVorro Bowman and Aldon Smith…what finds by the Niners!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see much improvement, either. It would have been nice to get so mething more for Sanchez, but apparently there aren’t many takers. To be honest, if a team doesn’t have a great bullpen, they might not want to have to count on using relievers for 4 innings every time he starts. Like I said, I don’t mind seeing him go. If Zito falls on his face again, let’s start looking at the minors or see what other teams might toss away.

I think offensively the outfield may be better.

And if Sanchez was barely cracking the rotation, then how is the rotation much worse?

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that the rotation is much worse, but I think it’s certainly worse. Going from three players between the starting rotation and Dan Runzler to two, while marrying (for better or worse!) one spot to Zito feels like putting ourselves in a corner when we could have just sat in a chair adjacent to that corner for a while.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And I understand where you’re coming from. I’m not trying to argue you down, however much it seems like I am. He was a pain in the ass to watch. It won’t be difficult not to watch him.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries – I get what you’re saying. I’m not being entirely rational when I say good riddance to him. But I think there are more than a few other 5th starters out there to be found that will make the drop-off less noticeable.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

he had that one no hitter, in one of the few games he stayed in past 5 innings

His only complete game. Ever. In his entire career.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was the case, but was too lazy to check. Sounds about right.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

understatement of the year
I wasn’t a big Sanchez fan

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

I thought that was on Thursday.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gets pushed to the slot of death: Friday Night at 9 p.m.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just WOW
1. Yuniesky Betancourt, SS: Yuni went from the tougher league to the easier one … and saw his OBP and slugging both drop. His 2011 OBP after we take out the three intentional walks — and really, if the guy on deck is still breathing, there is no justification for walking Betancourt — was .267. That’s 11 outs in every 15 trips to the plate. And he’s a below-average fielder. I can see the San Francisco Giants giving him three years.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:17 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Ouch !

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford had a higher OBP

And better glove
And probably will be better

No F’n reason to get Yuni

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Payroll

81 mil commited
Cot’s thinks 39 mil or so estimated in Arb cases of likely guys to come back.

That leaves 5 mil for a SS or OF, does not look good.

What bothers me most is the Giants have like 40 mil locked up for next year with another 40 mil in Arb estimations. I know Matt Cain needs to get over on that ledger, so it should go up another 18-20 mil or so. Why can’t we spend 137 mil this year (add 12 mil) and say that Rowand money is dead, putting 125 mil on the field. They can use that as base for next year to be 125-130 mil again, and still have breathing room. The fans deserve better than 20 years from now saying “what if” on the Rowand and Zito signings.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

What does that estimate jump to if Torres is non-tendered?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Included
If Torres, Fontenot, Burriss, and Whiteside are non-tendered, the remaining nine could cost the Giants an estimated $39.5MM

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Damn.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I would non tender Keppinger and tender Fonty

That would save a 1.2 mil estimated

Still virtually no wiggle room without a small boost to the budget

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd non-tender Whiteside

Is that another million?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, yes please. No reason to keep him.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe he’s already accounted for.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Mlbtraderumor

has 32.9 if the Giants do not offer to Sanchez, Torres, Keppinger, Whiteside, Burriss

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/10/offseason-outlook-san-francisco-giants.html

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No way Melky get 4-6 million

based upon one year…considering he made $1.3 million last year.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Grantland (Jonah) mentioned it could be up to 3 times his $1.25 last year.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

but that’s still $3-4 million…that’s a potential difference of $1 to 2 million. If you throw in another $2.5 million for Torres…that’s $3.5 to $4.5 million.

I also think that the Giants will not sign RamRam…that’s another $2 million…

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

BR says he was paid $3.1 in 2010. Seems kind of weird for him to drop that much but I have no idea really. I could see him back around there.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

With Sanchez gone, tender Cabrera and adjust.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, this comes down to Torres/Sanchez vs. Cabrera/Zito.

I would like the former, plz, EVERY FUCKING 5th DAY OF THE WEEK!

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by bigboneded on Nov 7, 2011 3:19 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Not me…I rather the Giants go out and find someone in the heap scrap for a 5th starter.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait Willie Bloomquist turned DOWN 1.1M mutual option after Dbacks exercised their end?

Who the fuck does he think he is? Just fucking wow.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

SABES SWOOP

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD YOU ARE RIGHT
3. Willie Bloomquist, UT: He’s not even worth the roster spot, yet teams keep giving him one. It’s like he has incriminating photos of every GM in the league.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

gritty gamertude!

Plus versatility™.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what bothers me most is Sabaen's comments about the trade.

He’s unsure of where he’ll play in the outfield and where he’ll bat in the lineup. WTF

by Sactown_Loyalty19 on Nov 7, 2011 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

I think that’s just Sabes being Sabes and not putting any real information out there.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I think he's being truthful.

He wanted to get rid of Sanchez and no one was biting except the Royals. He took what he could get.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man

Now we have to sit through at least a year of “the Melkman” nickname.

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At least we don’t have John Sterling.

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by Natto on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's an "A Bomb" from A-ROD

/ annoying f*cker

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Can I call him The Prostate Melker?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

intheass

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD EVEN MORE KLAW BURNS
Cabrera is just a one-year stopgap until Brown is ready (they hope), but when I call Cabrera a fourth outfielder, that doesn’t mean the Giants get to play three others alongside him to make up for all the balls he won’t catch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

KEITH LAW HATES THE GIANTS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 7, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that doesn’t mean the Giants get to play three others alongside him to make up for all the balls he won’t catch

Four outfielders could solve the “no shortstop” problem…

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by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And now...playing SHORT Left Center Field...

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is this guy?
Grant Brisbee of McCovey Chronicles suggests the Giants would have been better off trading Sanchez for a prospect. This would have kept Torres in center field and pushed the Giants to focus on other needs.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/11/giants-notes-cabrera-crawford-beltran-sanchez.html

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

Some guy who keeps falling lower in the SBNation pecking order

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

given the CF free agent options

i consider this the best move. we got something for sanchez, who i thought was going to be non-tendered, didnt spend alot of money, and center is still open for brown in 2013 (cant wait). i dont really understand what you guys are looking for. maybe if this was mlb 2k12 and you could just use the player creator to make your ideal player you would all be happy. one thing that scares me about this though is if we do sign beltran and he plays right field, OH MY GOD TRIPLES ALLEY. Sure torres is the defensive answer but im going to go ahead and say that he will never repeat his 2010 campaign. so im not going to bitch about this.

by BustyPoser on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

Except that Cabrera is not really a CF. He’s not that great of a defender to begin with and putting him there only makes matters worse.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

im not saying he is average. but damn everyone is constantly saying “WORST OFFENSE EVER”. what is every one looking for?

by BustyPoser on Nov 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ok well show me

an average defending, plus hitting, almost free, short contract, CF, free agent then

by BustyPoser on Nov 7, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You have me at a disadvantage, sir or madam, as I did not think the discussion of league average centered around one player, but instead the entire team.

by Every6thDay on Nov 7, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Andres Torres.

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ding!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Move Nate to CF

Melky and Beltran can fight for RF LF

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This, although it might make too much sense for the Giants to actually do.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

don't worry

see Penitentiary Face’s lineup above. There’s plenty of time to complain later.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift - A

I tried. I really tried to read all the comments. In the end, I just gave up.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

It's ok.

I still love you.

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Aw!

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me in a long time.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just angling for some future considerations.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

there's actually very little OT going on in this thread. Which is surprising because I am here.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve clearly lost my touch.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect better things from you, young man.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We discussed MST3K a bit.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 7, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I got in a good Today reference, too. But I still feel I could have done more to obscure the appointed topic.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 7, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera must not be connected enough to Magic: The Gathering or Asian women.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 7, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Zito hiding behind a cloud this morning

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 7, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

These epic trade freakout threads tend to stay pretty on topic, though.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But you read one of mine! That's all that counts!

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course. I hit Ctrl + F, and searched “can of corn.” I always do that.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. I’m going to imagine everybody does that.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d be crazy not to!

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sig check

.

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought the first thread was a joke until I saw the second one. I didn’t realize Cabrera was actually kinda good last year.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 7, 2011 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

Well done mlb.com

You couldn’t have allowed me some time to mourn?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 7, 2011 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa

He looks really fat.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

All the official pics make people look fat.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They photo shopped the Uni on, couldn’t they at least trim him down some.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah..Jazzy looks about the same.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

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Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just Lasagne weight !

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus a bunch of SlimFast shakes and Rolaids.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This must be rec’d for truth.

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by nvsfg on Nov 7, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

lololol
keithlaw keithlaw
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 7, 2011 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL LOCAL WRITERS

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by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anybody been to the Yard House?

Yay / Nay?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Nay.. Psuedo Pan Asian fare...

went for happy hour…everything is too salty. I heard the beer is good.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 7, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend and her husband go often, and give it a yay. I keep trying to get there, but haven’t yet. I love beer. They have lots of good beer. There should be no question of its goodness (for a place like that, the food is an afterthought, so I can’t comment on that).

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by can of corn on Nov 7, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You want a bunch of great beer options? Go for it. Food is pretty alright.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 7, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

excellent beer, mediocre food.

good atmosphere though.

Bearnaise burger was pretty good.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Nov 7, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it a lot, but it’s pretty noisy.

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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks guys for the recommendation. Sounds like a go

I’ll be there Sunday night for my birthday. Come by to Say hello if you are in the area.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 7, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The one in SD sucks

It was like $16 a yard? Dinner for 2 was over $100 and the food was maybe a click above chilis quality (not saying much). Maybe the one up there is better….

by Myemail21479 on Nov 7, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Overflow Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/7/2545525/hes-the-type-of-player-we-need-on-this-ballclub-hes-a-run-producer-he#comments

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Nov 7, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously?

I Yankees this trade. (substitute Yankees for hate, like you usually do)

by Svedish Chef on Nov 7, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

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