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Around SBN: Ryder Hesjedal Wins Giro d'Italia

The real Giants news bits of the day were the extensions to Sabean and Bochy. Well, those and the subsequent press conference where everyone reiterated their offseason philosophy , which is essentially "this offense is going to improve if we hope really, really, really hard, and wish and hope and cross our fingers that everything works out. We're also looking into acquiring a wishing rock or a hoping stick to assist us with the good vibes."

But, heck, I'm a sucker for retro uniforms. So gray. So classy.

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New alternate uniform means more merchandising money means Beltran!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Possibly BREAKING, but I'm not caught up on last thread

Wheeeeeeeee!

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-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 29, 2011 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

/thankful for subject line

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For a second, I thought this said, “so gay, so classy.”

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That would make sense.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

For the record, I love the throwback unis and can’t wait to see them!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope they wear them lots and also let me buy one. Preferably in a ladies’ size (although I can wear a youth size if I must to get one; that’s how I got my black Grateful Dead jersey).

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I would seriously wear the whole thing, for Halloween or something. I can’t wear youth sizes anymore, though. :(

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Brisbee is busy today

two clothing-related post in one day!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

I love the 80's gray roadies...

I got a home Will Clark ‘82 jersey for my birthday this year. I love their 80’s look.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Nov 29, 2011 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

I think that would have been a Jack Clark jersey

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 29, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, The Thrill would’ve been a freshman and Mississippi State in 1982.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

a freshman AT

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he meant 1992

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The back of a Jack Clark jersey would’ve looked exactly the same, though – same last name, same number.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Melky Cabrera should have done the same.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No one will know. They’re both named Clark and 22 was their number

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But if it’s an ’82 uniform, it can only be Jack Clark. That was the last year of the old uniforms with the script Giants on the orange away and no belts.

by QuakeFan on Nov 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Merchandising!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 29, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

FILL THAT RDF

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A GIANTS FLAME THROWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Need money for the rainy day fund

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

if we're going retro, I miss these hats

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:45 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Black on black?

Why? Are they trying to hide the SF? Are they ashamed of it?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Why? Because it’s badass. Duh.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re badass.

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re 18 but you seem like you belong in the “GET OFF MY LAWN” group.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

17!

But I grew up in an age of conservative uniform design. Also I’m kind of a boring person in general.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Never really liked this style

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes plz.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:07 AM PST up reply actions  

WANT !!!

I have been trying to find another 2001 ALT hat since my old one blew up.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 30, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank God

I’ve had about enough of CalBear’s trolling for one day

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 29, 2011 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Purposely obstreperous!

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I only got so far in the thread. Did I miss any pie vs cake discussions? Or anything on the Walking Dead? What about Game of Thrones?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It was entirely off topic, sadly.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

On topic, I mean.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Not today. Just a lot of trolling.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

The Giants’ normal uniforms are already retro. The ’80s uniforms are just uggo.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

The mid to late 80’s home unis are hideous.

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

They’re more plain than hideous to me. Especially by 80s standards. It’s not like they were powder blue or had horizontal pinstripes or shoulder rainbow stripes or anything.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love the powder blue unis.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

DREAMY

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

.

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

much worse

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

here are a number of atrocious unis ............



/ shivers.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved those Pirate caps. Truly.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think those uniforms fit the "We are family" team.

Anyone else and it might have been off, but it really worked for them.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Me three- the unis with the team fit perfectly

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit David Bowie

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Just you shut your mouth.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Smug

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pirate caps

I swear some of the 1970’s Pirates batting helmets look in photos like they’re fuzzy, not shiny. I’m dying to have the tactile guess confirmed!

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah

For a minute, I thought this read “Pirate capes” and I got lost thinking about Pirate teams from the 70s taking the field with satin capes flowing behind them.

by Cixelsyd on Nov 30, 2011 4:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

According to Uni Watch:

when Pirates GM Branch Rickey introduced helmets in 1953, he envisioned them replacing caps altogether: He coated the fiberglass lids with wool flocking to simulate the look of a cloth cap and had his players wear them in the field — even pitchers.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Nov 30, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i always thought they looked like a bunch of deranged bumblebees.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, reply fail.

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the Phillies powder blue but I grew up with it so it feels more normal to me then them in gray

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to Phillies games for a few years in the 80s while my family lived in Princeton

But I still think those uniforms are ugly.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m truly disappointed in the number of teams that have gone to boring red and/or blue for their team colors.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, the Phillies’ uniforms back then were both red and blue.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I should clarify – the darker blue that seems to be in such overuse. Powder blue is awesome.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason it feels like a Royals thing to me. I’m not sure why; I know they wore it, but so did plenty of other teams. I think the Rays have powder blue uniforms now, although they don’t go all the way and wear blue pants.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The powder blue’s were a 70’s thing. You wouldn’t understand

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Much like everything else about that decade.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

doing lots of coke does weird things to you, like thinking all powder blue uniforms were a good idea.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Royals kept powder blue as their regular roads longer than anyone else. Either them or the Expos.

by QuakeFan on Nov 29, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll always have the Marlins

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Phillies should wear the all red jersey’s again

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. my. god.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Come to the Muckleshoot Casino, off I-5!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should take this question and turn it into a crazy, time travelin’ fanpost… who knows, it might be me if I feel the need to procrastinate on this research paper much longer.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 30, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that logo is one of the all time greats. The uni’s are pretty slick too.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

AWFUL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

AS ARE YOU

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE AS, NOT ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE A'S

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

1-2-3 NOT IT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT I WASN'T READY!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLU

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I am adamantly anti-alternate jerseys so I vote no too. Don’t fix something that’s perfect and the Giants uni’s are perfect

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I love ugly, ridiculous uniforms. I would probably buy one.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

From Joe Ritzo's Q & A with Heath Hembree
JR: Do you think it takes a special mindset to thrive in the ninth inning as opposed to earlier in the game?

HH: I think people put a lot more pressure on it then it really is. To me, it’s going out there and getting three outs and I know people say it’s the hardest three outs to get in a game, but I don’t think about it. I just go out there, stay aggressive and don’t back down. I’ve always been an aggressive pitcher and I try not to let the last three outs of a game mean anything to me. I just need to get three outs.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

Tug McGraw’s quote on the pressure of being the closer in the 1980 World Series:

“Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody’s going to care whether or not I got this guy out.”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

I love that.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Tug and Tim

I always loved this commercial.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in.

Also, keep on rolling with Orange Friday’s.

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

i want them to bring back these

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

dear god no

so bad

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything about this is bad, including the front uniform numbers. You know who invented front uniform numbers? The Dodgers.

Also that script looks like a shitty Dodgers ripoff.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

these are awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d be better if they buttoned. I don’t like the pullover look.

I do like the colorful pants waistband.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah if it was like this but buttoned it would be perfect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

but Stanford

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Khaleesi

These uniforms are awesome.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Murray- did you see there’s talk of a FoTC movie?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

They didn’t contact me at the NZ consulate, though. :(

I want to see the Muppets because Bret did the songs.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But somebody’s got to hold the band meetings? Who’s going to do that, Mel?

I heard the Muppets is about as class as you can these days to hearing FoTC as a bunch of them sound like they could have come from the show. I think that’s just a good enough reason to see the movie.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s less awful than the current orange uniform tops.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

…but that’s grading on a curve.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No belt. No problems.

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Nov 29, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was Darrell Evans at first

Evans did look similar…but homelier.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Please

That crazy sideways Chevy Chase grin of the Count’s is unmistakeable!

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the design of the G

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I hate about the uniform announcement

1. Those uniforms look stupid.
2. Alternate uniforms are bad.
3. Two alternate uniforms are twice as bad.
4. Every game they wear these is a game they’re not wearing their regular uniforms, which are fantastic.
5. Those uniforms look really stupid.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

Yankees have one home and one road. If it’s good enough for the Yankees, it should be good enough for everyone else.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

By this logic, every team’s colors should be black and white. EXCITING!

I’m agnostic on alternate uniforms, though.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Minimal and classic are always the best. Best basketball uni? The Celtics and Lakers (pre alternate jersey crap). Best hockey? The Original 8 plus the Flyers. Best baseball uniforms other than the Yankees? Giants, Dodgers, Red Sox, Tigers, White Sox

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny because the White Sox have the craziest uniform history in the American League.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Classic!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t believe that this was an actual uniform

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball does not need 38 different uniforms like the Dbacks.

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Detroit’s uniforms.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a comment I would recommend.

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by nvsfg on Nov 30, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ON SFGUY'S SIDE

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by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on the opposite side of CalBear9089090avber. So that means you usually agree with him.

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

BAH! I WILL AGREE WITH NO ONE, AND LIKE IT!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, if you’re going to use a monogrammed jersey, it has to be the away jersey.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ack

Home jersey, I mean.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to agree. I’m not wholly against the orange jerseys, but I hate the orange brimmed hats. And there was nothing wrong with the current road greys.

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is there to hate about the orange brimmed hats?

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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I just think they look awful and softball-ish. The all black with the orange logo is a much more classic look, IMO, and I don’t see why they should want to mess with it.

It’s all aesthetics— I can hate what I want ;)

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by Smoke on the Water on Nov 29, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if they’re wrong.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The beauty is, you can’t be. Unpopular, or against the common trend, absolutely. Wrong? Nope.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 30, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But I also find it hard to believe that I’m really the only one who doesn’t like the orange-billed caps.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 30, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a big fan of them. I don’t hate them, I just dislike the whole marketing gimmicky-ness of them.

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by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re not- I hate them. Too 70’s/attempt at selling merchandising

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran's first Sunday home game last year...

He got punked by the rest of the team and took the field in the top of the 1st inning wearing the all-black cap. We were the only people in our section who noticed and we were cracking up.

(I’m guessing Carlos Beltran hates the caps and will refuse to sign with the Giants because of this stunt that clearly has PtB’s fingerprints on it.)

(not really)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 30, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for you more seasoned ones

but I was born in the mid 80’s, my first memories of watching the Giants was them wearing these uniforms. So for me it’s a nice nostalgic trip. I approve.

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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

I gave you all ample bracing time.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking!

I’m following Goofus on Twitter now.

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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Goofus has a twitter!?

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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should make a Fanpost about it!

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Good idea!

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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That is sooooooo yesterday.

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I said “Breaking!”

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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just showing off my mad tweet skillz.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I just never read the Fan Posts.

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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Who does?

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I care about is Minor Lines, and I have to wait until Spring for that.

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by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone previously announced that kdl was following Goofus on twitter? How did someone beat her to her own story?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 30, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If you're following Goofus...

…at least you know he’s not sneaking up behind you!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it’s a Mobius strip?

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t want to even think about the words “Goofus” and “strip” together.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll just show you.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Will they still have the orange jerseys? It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if they got rid of those.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Who likes those jerseys?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I do!

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by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Me.

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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like them, but the issue is that they use the standard french vanilla pants with them with black and different orange piping. If they are doing alternates they need to go all out or not at all.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ME

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I do.

I have a orange Buster shirzy like.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Orange jerseys

I like them as part of the Orange Friday tradition. The funny thing is, in 1978 orange was the ROAD jersey. I got overdosed on them because the only TV games we got were road games.

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by achiappanza on Nov 30, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is probably the most fog I've ever seen in the evening here in Hayward/Union City

And it came out of nowhere in about 10 minutes. Wtf?

WHY DID TL2 NOT WARN ME

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by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

We’ve had some serious fog here in the South Bay the last two mornings. I love it. We don’t get fog often enough. At 9:15 it was so thick that you could feel the water droplets on your face.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a shit ton of fog on Sunday morning. Delayed my flight for two hours, and caused a bunch to be cancelled. I did not like that fog.

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by mymclife on Nov 29, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it probably would have sucked if I had gone south last weekend instead of the weekend before.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well hell the fog never cleared out of here today.

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by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

McC premium content

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by CalBear949 on Nov 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

We are in Silent Hill.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I saw the movie.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:15 AM PST up reply actions  

walking my dog this morning

up on the hill, and looking down at the town, the entirety of MIll Valley was blanketed with thick fog. It was cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t put links in subject lines.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You can, but it only points to a version of the comment with the signature missing. Soooo tricky.

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by waelwulf on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“Designated Kisser” makes me laugh.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Been busy at work and not keeping up...you guys discuss the Cain-to-Yankees hullabaloo yet?

Assumed it’s no longer breaking.

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by bigboneded on Nov 29, 2011 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

What ridiculous idea have Yankees fans been having now?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So if Sabean is to be believed, (though he isn't)

The lineup is going to look like, what?

Melky CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Huff LF
Pill/Belt 1B
Schierholtz RF
Crawford SS

That ain’t got no alibi.

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by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Switch Huff and Schierholtz and you’ve got it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pill starting 1B

Belt AAA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was amused by the "good soldiery" shit about Belt.

He ain’t any better than he was before winter ball, Sabes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry. He’ll be in Toronto soon.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

For Jose Bautista?

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by ayeyoJERM on Nov 29, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be a Fred Lewis-type deal.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Affeldt will chop off hand with butter knife

Trade flamed out prospect for LH Reliever. Wonder WTF?!?!? when prospect becomes major talent.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When did Fred Lewis become major talent? Hasn’t he struggled to stay in baseball since leaving the Giants?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 30, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope

For Alan Ashby

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I can totally see this happening.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

590 runs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lot of crappy Mexican food!

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It's cool Cal Poly

I didn’t really want any classes next semester anyway.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

lol california educational system

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question:

Would you rather have Pill or Rich Aurillia opening day first baseman of 2012

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Andres Galarraga

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by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

BIG CAT!!!

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by ayeyoJERM on Nov 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that a serious question?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

...What?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pill? I guess?

But that isn’t a serious question, no matter your insistence to the contrary.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG, Dr. Tyson prefers Ginger to Maryann. I’m not sure how to process this.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

calbear939abcdefg agrees. It flabbergasts me.

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by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Posted this in the wrong thread

MLB Network is doing a top 25 players under the age of 25 in a bracket style. I don’t know how they determined it. They had Michael Penada over Bumgarner, Mike Stanton over Sandoval and Jay Bruce over Posey. They also had Eric Hosmer over Justin Upton.

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

I can understand Penada over Bummy and Stanton over Panda but Bruce over Posey? It most be driven on Bruce 1st 1/2 stats

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by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

HOSMER OVER UPTON???? WTF?

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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

does hosmer have anything on Upton other than age?

and even then, he’s only 2 years younger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hype?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 1:27 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Michael Penada over Bumgarner,

Disagree

Mike Stanton over Sandoval

Disagree

and Jay Bruce over Posey.

Agree

They also had Eric Hosmer over Justin Upton.

Disagree

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, I think Stanton vs Sandoval is close

but I might go with Stanton

Definitely Bumgarner over Pineda

And you’d really go Bruce over Posey?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to know what we’re going to get back with him.

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that's a valid argument

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see cases being made either way for the first two but not the second two.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hosmer over Upton is so unbelievably nuts.

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i can't see a good argument for Pineda over Bumgarner

they’re pretty much the same age

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say ERA, but then I checked and his ERA was 3.74. That’s a 103 ERA+.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not saying I agree, but Pineda is a special talent

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So is Bumgarner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If Bumgarner gets traded to the American League

he would instantly be better than Pineda. No other reason. Just that he is now in the AL.

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by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He is and I valid case, I feel, could be made for either one. I’m not really interested in digging into why on a net book right now. But I believe a there is a non zero chance that a good argument could be made for Pineda over Bummy.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t really think of an argument to be made. It would be nice if you could come back to this later.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I will tomorrow while I am suppose to be working

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the American Way.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bumgarner is awesome

Only guy his age range I would want over him is Kershaw.

And Panda is under rated if he lost to Stanton? Yea Stanton might be 40 homer talent, but Panda paced 30 homers last year, could hit .320+ 35 homers and play the best 3b in the league next year. Ridiculous.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo’s a more complete player than Stanton, but Giancarlo is really good at the thing that he does.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Better fastball/stuff?

That’s all I can come up with.

by jhawx on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce is much better established as a good-hitting plus plus defender.

And lacks the, you know, massive injury.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

plus plus defender seems like an exaggeration

one year at 19 UZR doesn’t make you a plus plus defender

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Career UZR 150 is above 7

Maybe Plus Plu.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

interestingly he had -1.1 dWAR last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s also playing a corner OF, though.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But look, they’re the same age, and Bruce has been worth 10.4 WAR over the past three years. I know we all love Posey, but that’s about as good as I envision Posey being, and Bruce has already done it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Posey could be better than ~3.5 fWAR a year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

But even given that, you have to give the advantage to the dude who’s already done it, especially given that they’re the same age, right?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

fair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey's influence is way stronger than his stats

You can say a guy has better WAR, I will show you a leader among men.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that's an argument that will probably sway GP's opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/nods

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

So long as you acknowledge that you like him better because of something you made up in your head about how he’s a better leader than Bruce is.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Eh, prior to the injury, if you’d laid the line at 10.5 WAR for Posey’s next three years, I definitely would’ve taken the over (even including the possibility of injury at some point during the next three years).

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Jay Bruce might be a bit better at hitting than Buster Posey, but then you have to factor in defense and positional scarcity.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

is he really better at hitting than Buster?

Buster had pretty much the same line as Bruce in terms of OPS+ this year before he got hurt and I don’t think anyone thought he was setting the world on fire

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't really trust ERA+ or OPS+ for 2011 Giants

If Buster’s 2010 power was a fluke, then I think we can say that Bruce is better.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

.500 SLG might be a fluke, but do you think he’s really a sub-.400 SLG player?

I mean, Bruce only slugged .474 last year…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he hit for more power in the minor leagues than I thought:

http://mlsplits.drivelinebaseball.com/mlsplits/playerinfo/457763

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i don't think people give buster's power enough credit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for Krukow

Who can’t stop talking about his backspin on the ball.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Nov 30, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He pretty consistently ISO’d about .200 in the minors. I’d imagine that he’d be in the .175 range at the majors.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you have a 25-man bracket?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They used “byes”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I want Stanton so badly.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Take him out to dinner first

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

Sandoval and Posey lost in the “Willie Mays bracket”.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a Klan gathering behind you?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Christo installation.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing this earlier on Twitter totally made my day.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that GP on the right?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks exactly how I picture him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

GP was taller than I imagined

he also smiled a lot more than I thought he would. I thought I was going to have dinner with Spock. That didn’t turn out to be the case at all.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Did you talk sabremetrics? Maybe he’s only Spocky then.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s disappointing.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

TL2 will be intrigued.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

how tall?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. I thought he was going to be shorter than me from his twitter pic

but he turns out to be slightly taller than me.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Before this gets any weirder

I count myself a hair above 6 feet.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT FOR LONG, IF THAT PICTURE IS ANY GUIDE

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

…sorry?

Wonderful meeting you too jct. He’s a joy. And he bought dinner! Of course, I felt obliged to put out.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hawt.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Two republicans walk into a bar...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe next time they'll think to duck

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll just refuse to acknowledge the bar’s existence and continue to walk into it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 30, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He cheated on his waitress????

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say I did.

Just said I felt obliged.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/TL2 scribbles notes

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The inevitable Colin Meloy sex tape is going to make all kinds of twee blog headlines.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC slash

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We also swung by China Town

I was the only Chinese guy in the entire China Town.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I pinned GiantPain as a big-time smile guy way way back. His exuberance has never been corrosive.

by Every6thDay on Nov 29, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or GTFO

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He resembles Garrison Keillor in this picture.

by non sequitur on Nov 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

WAR

Wobegons Above Replacement

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

always

/badoomcrash

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks kind of deranged without the beard.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like his suit, tbh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

it is quite conservative

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

instant rimshot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Also because beards are convenient.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably have one out of laziness if I could grow one that approached anything close to what one might describe as full or luxurious.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine is neither, but I go to school with teenaged Asians, so it looks opulent in comparison.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If I tried to grow a beard, it would make howie’s beard look like Brian Wilson’s.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Beards do take some upkeep unless you want to look like a hobo.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to go to the RNC today

Shaved a lil.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

perfect.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s nice to have a snack handy.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

God he’s hideous.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its Louis Green from Bored to Death

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that show so much.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT'S WHO HE REMINDED ME OF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Valencia...

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7fzUGR8ZH4

There is absolutely NOTHING about everything going on here that I don’t think fits with my theory.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is too perfect. have a rec.

by Bar None on Nov 29, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

LULZ

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/BLOCKED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What if GiantPain were black?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF GIANTPAIN WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT PAIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HE ISN'T?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What if GiantPain were black?

Ah, yes, Joan Osborne’s failed first draft.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Non-whites here that I can think of offhand

Natto, jctGamer, calbear90210, shanghaijim

I want to say SFGuy also, but I don’t remember if that’s right.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ALL AZN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But only so he can categorize their voting patterns!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a ton of diversity here. Mostly Asian and White.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget to include yourself

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t think of a single African-American member. We’re like the Giants!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

We should do another Faces of McC FanPost

Those are fun.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You should make one.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Go for it. Except you have to post a picture.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I'll do one.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you decided to do it, I’ll throw in a picture.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

And I will lurk creepily!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lurk away. It (the Fanpost) is up.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be hard for everyone to imagine what I look like.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t picture you without a Giant attached.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m going to decide that this is a good thing.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll wait here while you render your decision, counselor.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie, too.

I just go ahead and imagine he looks like Drew Carey, because hey, how should I know?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh? Howie plasters this place with pics of himself.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You fell in.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

d’oh.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That camwhore.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie plaster, GROSS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

IM DUM

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT ORGANIC!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking of your member.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ahem...

There’s no way I’m the only black person here. It’s like my college fraternity up in here.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been here a few years and honestly you are the first black person that I know of.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe waffles is, too

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Ron Burgundy was right

Diversity really is an old old wooden ship

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

totally racist assumption.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

chasm?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind. Of course it is. Just had to unpack the statement more.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

calbear90210

Awesome.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BVCE is mexican american
Grant is a llama

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call. Forgot about the Baron.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot about Grant.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nowadays everybody wanna blog
like they got somethin’ to say
but nothing comes out when they hit their keys
just a bunch of silly screeds
MF’ers act like they forgot about Grant

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm half!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Creamy middle

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t include you because you’re white enough not to qualify as non-white.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

I spoke some Mandarin earlier tonight!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, am I non-white enough to survive the ensuing purge?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If it helps, I also wouldn’t include you on a list of non-Asians.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

All I want to know is if I get to survive the purge.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If I told you that, I would have to admit that a purge is coming.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfft, oldjacket can do that.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably better than I can, at this point.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

=[

That face annoys me just typing it in.

by Hyoton on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you excluded?

I was unaware. My apologies. Please provide racial information for future analysis.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Merkin. But he doesn’t come around here much anymore.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw him at a San Jose Giants game this year!

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I did, too, but it was in Stockton! And, then I ran into him at a game at Raley Field!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to think that snatchwigs transcend racial boundaries.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Xanthan is different depending on what case he’s in.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

people often ask me if i am Latina based on my last name

I am not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ponry is a latin name?!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol'd.

I did.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Elaine Benes?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My wifes maiden name is Ingram. Her family swam here from Cuba. Go figure.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M AZN

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I am Senor Chang! And I’m so ill!
This is a warning I can’t be killed!
All in your cabeza, without a chaser
Not another teacher with this much flavour
Get your hands up for Espanol!
This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest!
Say hello [I’ve got to] the clase caliente
It’s one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!
It’s the ‘C’ to the ‘H’ to the ‘A’ ‘N’ ‘G’
I do it like Zorro, not Jet Li
My moves are Latin
My loins have spice
I never do laundry, I hate all rice
I know more Spanish than you’ll ever learn
Shoot from the hip like my name was Bruce Dern
He was in cowboy movies right?
I’m Senor Chang and I do it all night
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
I’m Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I always picture SFPete as Willie McGee. So yeah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To be Calbear90210

I would have to get plastic surgery to become white.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 1:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Some good looking dudes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea why it looks like I have a receding hairline there.

It’s actually quite lustrous.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder you’re so bitter. Losing hair will make anyone angry.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he solicit his tri-fold Jose Reyes pamphlet to you?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Time for our standard double feature

ST:TOS and Breaking Bad. Later, nerbs!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

Later, Bro.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nauseating. Dick Vitale is slobbering all over Duke.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

Vitale is depressed right now. Duke is losing at halftime.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF CHOPPED WASN'T TAPING

FFFFFFFFFFF I MISSED THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Dammit, I was going to say this.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Now this makes me smile
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Source: #Dodgers “closing in” on major-league deal for Adam Kennedy. Left-handed hitter who can play second and third base. #MLB

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

They wouldn’t need to do this if they signed someone last winter to a multi-year contract to play second base.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

:)
keithlaw keithlaw
The Dodgers are hoping to sign Adam Kennedy as they try to one-up the Pirates in acquiring guys who can’t hit

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY AGNET NED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

AGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FLIPPERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

When I hear this

I think of Mr Bean walking around secretly to the Mission Impossible theme music.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh my dear Agent Ned

Don’t listen to those guys. Never stop being you.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That infield is going to be even more LOL-tastic than ours. At least the Giants have some reasons for hope at 1st (if Belt plays) and 3rd.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 29, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawn Stockman retweeted my Sing Off love tweet!

/swoon

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Whoo hoo!

I love Boyz II Men.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

They were my jam back in middle school.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw them at the State Fair a few years ago

It was still awesome.

A figure skater (World Bronze Medalist Alex Shibutani!) sent me a DM today, but I couldn’t respond because he doesn’t follow me. LEARN TO USE TWITTER APPROPRIATELY PEOPLE!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They are always playing here in Philly. I usually go if I remember and its in a decent part of town.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Motown Philly!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was a freshman in high school, my jazz dance in my dance recital was to that song. I got to wear a sparkly unitard.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The group that ended up winning this year did a medley of Britney Spears songs earlier in the competition (here) that included a shoutout to Motown Philly at :37 in.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

A Britney Spears medley?!

I clearly should have been watching this show.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 29, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You were Stephanie Tanner?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 29, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

As horrible as Philly can be they do have some decent music. If your lucky you might even get to experience this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYiX94fEcZU&feature=related

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to watch the old ECW on TV that taped at bingo hall on Swanson and Ritner. How is that area of Philly?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to far from the sports complex mostly Italian American. Not horrible.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

geoffrey zakarian tweeted at me twice!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

High five!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

die hard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds less deep with attribution.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 29, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

one of the best movies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's amazing how it's still so good.

If it were re-released every year, it would still be one of the top 5 movies to come out every year.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Father Gill.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

of Ham?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantastic book.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the girls that won is from Visalia apparently.

So there.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They did

They stole Dick Vitale’s happiness.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the best part

Dickie V is watching his beloved Duke get thrashed.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This, it makes me oh so happy

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like the 80's "SF"

Wonder if they will sell these this year…or maybe they already do?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone see that article in the SF Chronicle on former Giant Bill Bordley. Posted here in sfgate

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

who is this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

i dunno but the middle boy has a face for a penis

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep Belt awkward!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You can tell he’ll be great because he gets to go before Kareem.

by non sequitur on Nov 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and WCC

Which is like a dozen letters lower than MCC

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s like, “what the fuck you lookin’ at?”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 29, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

awww

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I attended the Dusty Baker Baseball Camp. Got to shake Dusty’s hand.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 29, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you washed afterwards.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 30, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

wristband grease

is tough to wash off

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 30, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Shot down!
Mike Silva’s New York Baseball Digest November 25th, 2011:

I received some interesting Thanksgiving news from down in Tampa. Apparently, the Yankees recently contacted the Giants and offered four players for Matt Cain. The package was a combination of at least one position player and several minor league pitchers. Some of the names that were bandied about were Jesus Montero, Nick Swisher, and different minor league talent that included names such as Dellin Betances, Adam Warren, David Phelps and Hector Noesi.

The Giants, flat out turned down the deal.

When I asked a West Coast source to confirm this, he told me that "several clubs" have contacted the Giants in regards to Cain’s availability.

Link

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Well then, at least the sun will rise in the East for another day.

by Bar None on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 29, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know, so I went ahead with it.

Hope my station manager doesn’t fire me.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Yankees offered Swisher Montero Betances

Or any two of those three.

They shoulda done it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes me sick to my stomach, but I agree

Especially if Cain doesn’t want to be extended.

Top tier pitching is a scarcity. If Tim resigns, the team could be long term built around Tim and Bum, but it would break my heart to see any one of those 3 go.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if Cain wants to come back

Trade him for a year, get a new top-5 prospect in the org (or two), and then sign him back after 2012.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I'm sure the Phillies missed Cliff Lee in 2010

But now they have Cliff Lee and the prospects they got for him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure trade him to the Yankees

They just gave CC 160 million. I am sure they won’t offer Cain close to that and he would be way too fast to turn them down.

It’s great in theory and a huge gamble. Cliff Lee was a stunner. I don’t think anyone would have traded for him knowing her wanted back on the Phillies.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

But the Yankees can offer Cain that if they want to after 2012 too, you know. Even if we keep him. And Cain and his agent both know that already.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

True

I would rather he re-sign now. I am a fan, not a GM. While I want to be rooting for the same players all my life, I was okay rooting for Huff and Ross in the 2010 post season and not damning myself for Wynn and Molina not being there. I just undercut my own point. Still, the Yankees kept Jeter, Posada, Rivera, most of Pettite around for all those years, I prefer to keep a core that I can love as Giants for life, and still have resources enough around to build a good team.

If he doesn’t, I would be okay with trading for large haul and hope to bring him back later. Bringing him back would be a bonus.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

We had the core of Rowand and Zito but the FO broke that up.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t worry that trading him in 2011 might affect his signability in 2012?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Not particularly, no.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

This all presupposes that the Giants will be able to sign him back next year. And wouldn’t trading for a bunch of prospects kind of kill any chance of winning this year?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Montero is probably ready to hit in the majors.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And Swisher would be a good corner outfielder.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to assume this ‘trade’ was never on the table.

by wcw on Nov 30, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably. With Cain, you have the best or one of the best pitching staffs in baseball. Without him, you have Nick Swisher and a guy who can probably hit in the majors. So you’ve just wrecked the pitching staff for two hitters who either are an unkown or good but not great

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Swisher is pretty dang good.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’m already a little worried about the #5 starter and now you want me to worry about the #3 starter? Ugh. Cain’s an innings eater too, so that would have other consequences. Zito 3 and Surkamp 5 and a bullpen on life support.

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by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign Buerhle for the 15 mil you would pay Cain this year

Sign Cain back with Rowand’s money coming off the books next year.

The money you paid Swisher would come out of whatever the Giants had anticipated to sign Beltran for (they are still “monitoring” his price)

It could work. It would be scary as heck. But you could turn 1 good year of pitching into 10-20 years of good service time between the haul.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lot of “could’s” as in, all those things “could” happen but there’s also a hundred other things that could also happen. Also, signing Cain now would be market rate for next year. Next year, the rate will probably be higher. Plus, if he’s on the Yankees he could go 20-5 and lead the team to the WS and his market value will only shoot up and the Yankees would just back up the brinks trunk to resign him. Again, there’s way too many variables in all of this scheme

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a lot of variables involved in keeping him too

But if they offered us some sort of packages with Swisher, Montero, Bentances, or, really, two out of those three, we should have taken it for one year of Cain.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but Matt Cain.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He's a baseball player, like all the rest of them.

If you can get more value back than he provides, you should trade him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You're a monster.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you expect? He’s half machine!

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by UnleashTheGore on Nov 30, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Signing Cain back is longshot. But repurposing the money to Cain and the corner OF they want for Swisher and a SP signing would not be horrible, if trading 1 year of Cain netted multiple good years of multiple players.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go with Buerhle.

But if you could pick up Oswalt on a one year deal or something, I’d be down with that.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah

But keeping him in the hopes that that will somehow help resign him presupposes that the Giants will be able to sign him back next year too.

And no, we could contend without Cain if we got Swisher and Montero. Playing Swisher every day in right and using Montero as the backup C slash first baseman to get him 400-500 ABs would both help out the offense. Getting someone like Betances would help the farm out too.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

If Tim resigns I’ll be heartbroken.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not a crook!

/Ford makes it so

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Nixon was creepy

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He was stoned and drunk a lot.

He would order the generals to nuke Vietnam but they would ignore him. LOL

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

FIXED!
If Tim resigns re-signs, the team could be long term built around Tim and Bum…

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

why can't wikipedia take non-awkward pictures of the people who want me to give them money?

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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

They don’t have the money for it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

earlier the creepy ponytail guy popped up fROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

……… that was a guy?? ………..

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i keep getting this chick ..........

looks like the witch from “Pumpkinhead.”

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

she looks like one of the witches in skyrim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL! she does!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
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by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

She better mark it zero...


or she’s entering a world of pain.

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by slapsy on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This isn’t Vietnam. There are rules.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s that one programmer who looks like a roadie for a metal band.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

that's the guy who popped up from the bottom

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally love the idea of bringing back the 80's road uniform's

Though, my opinion may be influenced more by Will Clark wearing it than anything else.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

This manager has the biggest hat size in baseball?

by mameluke on Nov 29, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly that wasn't the question

The question was, “Who was the winning manager of the 2010 World Series.”

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!!!

more confirmation that TG Actually WTWS!!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is like the best thing ever

http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/13503264540/works-cited

Works cited
"JSTOR: An Error Occurred Setting Your User Cookie." JSTOR: An Error Occurred Setting Your User Cookie. N.p., n.d. Web. 4 Nov. 2011

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

I like this one better
Racial profiling has been around forever and can happen to any race, of any kind, at any time. However African Americans, Hispanics, and descendants from the Middle East are far more likely to complain about it than any other race.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

JSTOR is my favorite thing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I found Academic Search Premier to really be way better on my last research project. But maybe it was just the topic. I hate research, so I don’t know.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone is responding to TrippingOlney seriously.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

oh my

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they confuse him and the real Buster Olney.

Also if you are gonna try and defend Valentine, why bring up the opposite of what happened? Those Mets teams he managed were actually pretty good and made it to the playoffs a few years. Even in Japan his teams made the playoffs.

So maybe they are just stupid.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

She seems to understand what's going on

@MimiWaterlily
Carrie Arbelay
@TrippingOlney U r as WRONG about Bobby Valentine’s managerial abilities as the real Olney is about everything else.
3 hours ago via Mobile Web

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Then just, wow.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yippee…. 50109!!!! pffffffffffft!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats! With a day left

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I have that interview tomorrow so my schedule for tomorrow is kinda full
morning: prepare for interview
afternoon: have interview
evening: think of all the things you should have said at the interview

…always good to have a plan.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

Congrats.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

damn!!!

well done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/golf clap

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations! What are the last three words?

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by iammclovin on Nov 30, 2011 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

into the darkness.
Damn I could have gotten more words should been
darkness. The End.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha…that’s why I asked for three. In case the last two were “the end”.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Nov 30, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Good luck!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Do European tribes still count as ‘races’?

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

races

Nord, Imperial, Breton, Redguard, Khajit, Argonian, Orc, High Elf, Wood Elf, Dark Elf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m probably going to side with the Stormcloaks because man, elves are assholes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 30, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They really are. I ended up having to kill one because he didn’t like who I worshiped and picked a fight with me.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m an elf siding with the stormcloaks! Self loathing!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 30, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

UNPACKED!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

And the winner gets a free entry into next year’s race.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not clicking on that.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless 90s German pop offends you, it’s totally safe.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD DAY, SIR

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I clicked. It could have been worse.

I have this record. On vinyl phonogram record. It’s not a good song, but it is a very special document. Click now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHwDkpewYpo

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what I just watched.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you were wondering, this is the Austrian ‘Baby Got Back’. Sorta.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s kinda dialect-y. But if you’re going to go with Austrian pop, go whole hog.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That's....um....yodeling.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

Hell, even I can yodel and ski. I believe that if you can’t, they pull your Austrian passport.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine it has a hilarious appeals process.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can yodel while you ski, you get an extra passport.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of the hilariousness is I imagined you had to do them together.

Or you are shot or something.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

‘Or something’. Remember, Austria exists as a country because the Hapsburgs were good at marrying.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I only click You tube links where You Tube tool tip will work. It doesn’t for the youtu,be links.

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by SFGuy on Nov 29, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That link wouldn’t interest you anyway.

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by Natto on Nov 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I just submitted my University of California application and for white people there was just “European descent”. There was a separate category for “Bangladeshi”, although that’s not a real ethnicity.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

'European descent'? progress!

When I went to Cal, that box read, ‘White’.

by wcw on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I passed my qualifying exam yesterday, so I’m formally a PhD candidate. Talk about intimidating: you’re asked to prepare 40 minutes worth of slides, and you’re locked in a room with 4 professors for 2 hours. Each of them knows way more about science than you’ll ever know. Strangely, it ended up being pretty painless, but that was probably the most intimidating academic event I’ve ever faced.

So what’s the hardest presentation/academic thing you’ve ever done?

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

PACT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 29, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Hardest thing I’ve done as an academic was teaching my first class. Qualifying exams were #2. (We didn’t do Ph.D. defenses in my program unless for some reason you wanted to.)

by non sequitur on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I have no idea who would volunteer to do that. We’ve got something similar in our fourth year, where we can turn in a written original research proposal and an optional presentation on said research proposal. I don’t think I’ve met anyone here who voluntarily opted to defend the proposal in front of their committee.

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine the culture of the natural sciences is different than in the social sciences.

Oooh, I forgot the real #1: giving a paper at an academic conference. It’s a more skeptical audience.

by non sequitur on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d be scared shitless if I ever presented at a national conference. Chemists as a group are not known to be the most cordial people.

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by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve presented at a number of conferences in a few different countries, and it’s not that difficult, but I’m in the social sciences, and we’re a pretty friendly lot.

by mameluke on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You are talking to a guy who gave a demonstrative speech on how to play Dance Dance Revolution.

I can’t recall many challenging presentations. College is funny like that.

I guess the hardest was the “endgame” class for Ad students at Fresno State is to put together a full campaign to be presented at a regional competition. I was in the fall semester which did the prep work and made the campaign for the spring semester to hone the actual presentation. I was the class lead for our team. That was probably the most difficult but only in the organizational part.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The presentation itself wasn’t so challenging—it was the fact that you knew you were going to be interrupted with tangential questions which would spawn more tangential questions until you got stumped by something.

Also, did you bring a floormat in for the DDR speech?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to you though. I always kinda liked presentations though. I am a talker.

And of course I did. I brought the whole set up: The mat, my ps2. The presentation ended with me Playing Tsugaru on Max 2 on Heavy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea how people can be coordinated enough to play that game. That game totally confuses me.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent a good portion of college playing that game.

And several other games.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

congratulations!

I’m doing the qualifying exam equivalent in my program—you have to write two journal-length/quality papers and defend them in front of two committees. Yech. That will be this coming Spring.

by mameluke on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Blech, indeed. I’m amazed that you can even line up enough professors for two different committee meetings. Trying to get just 4 profs nailed down for the same date was really tough.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s 3 per committee—I don’t know how they do it either, but it happens each year for all of the MA-to-PhD students at the same time, so I guess it’s built into the prof’s schedules. If not, well, there’s Skype.

by mameluke on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a pain in the ass trying to get my own professor to be there. We started by throwing out all of August, September, and most of October, which is how I ended up getting the day after Thanksgiving break was supposed to end.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, good for you!!

I’d say the most difficult thing I’ve ever done was an interview for a teaching position at a community college. I’d been on interviews like it before but this particular place went way overboard… the panel wasn’t 3 faculty members but 5 plus 2 students. And then there was a meeting with the dean, some student services group AND the chancellor! Here locally the interviews are always like the 3 faculty member part and that’s it!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Good to know that community colleges aren’t usually that crazy. Try to keep my options post-PhD open.

And congrats to you on finishing the book!

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats, Mr. Vice Mayor!

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2011 6:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, Mr. Mayor!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations! Seems like things are really looking up for people around here.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Only 2+ years of indentured servitude now!

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Boss: Get me some coffee.
You: BUT I’M A SCIENTIST DAMN IT!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re having a post-mortem today. I’m hoping to finagle a rough endpoint out of him. It probably won’t work, but might as well try.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck to you. “So what, I’ll be done in about 6 months or so?”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s more like “I’ll be done in 2 years ± 6 months, right?” And then he says, “Try 3 years ± 6 months,” and that’s the end of negotiations.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

When did the Victoria's Secret fashion show become such a big deal?

Almost every status is my newsfeed is about it. More girls than guys, even.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

This year, apparently.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wandered into a room down the hall to watch it. Maroon 5 was playing their awful song and a girl was walking down the catwalk with 7 foot wings. Then they advertised Nikki Minaj. Then I left.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 29, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it. Doesn’t the Internet exist for that?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 29, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: In hockey news ...........

Wayne Gretzky’s daughter caught with racy pics on twitter account.

when will they learn, eh?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 29, 2011 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

she had "great ones"

(I’m sorry)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 29, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

That was one of my favorite Twitter accounts

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 30, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What Are Major Leaguers Hunting This Winter?
Hunting and fishing have long been popular pastimes for ballplayers during the offseason. What are today’s players hunting for?

Roy Oswalt: Deer
Joe Mauer: Moose
Troy Tulowitzki: Bears
Jim Thome: a blue ox (for companionship)
Kevin Youkilis: wabbits
Matt Kemp: Christmas bargains
Ben Zobrist: A good chicken-fried steak at a reasonable price
Zack Greinke: The most dangerous game of all—man
Tim Lincecum: Some crunchy grooves
Lance Berkman: Also people

Link

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 PM PST reply actions  

This one is supposed to beL
Matt Kemp: Christmas bargains

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or
Matt Kemp: Christmas bargains A bff, since Braun is bff w/ Rogers

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking insane.
The Los Angeles Police Department’s raid at the Occupy L.A. camp included officials in white latex hazmat suits.

Officials said the protective dress was needed out of concern some protesters might fling urine and feces at them as they began to clear out the park.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 30, 2011 1:22 AM PST reply actions  

and this concern was based on….?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 30, 2011 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

We are here to break up your camp because we are worried about your safety. Now come along before we break your legs.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s unsafe! Look, there are people whose legs are being broken!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ve been pepper sprayed!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been up since 4 am with a horrible sore throat, and I have about 10 projects to complete before 10:30 a.m. today. FML.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 30, 2011 4:46 AM PST reply actions  

Bummer. Hot tea with honey and lemon? Licorice drops? Cepacol?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I have that soar throat thingy too. It’ll last for about a week then get better. Until then…blech

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are Yu Darvish what do you do?

If he is posted and the posting fee is 51+ million and the team is offering you a 30 plus million dollar contract and you have to only wait one more year to be a FA. Do you take the contract or hold out, knowing that you would be able to get a much sweeter deal next year?

I would take the risk and play one more season in Japan.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 30, 2011 6:36 AM PST reply actions  

i heard he's going through a divorce, so he might not end up coming stateside this year after all

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 30, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL
Ken_Rosenthal Sources: #SFGiants trying to move Affeldt or R. Ramirez. Ton of money tied up in their bullpen right now. #MLB

You know what would have been a great way not to have a ton of money tied up in Affeldt?

NOT PICKING UP HIS OVERPRICED OPTION.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 30, 2011 6:54 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

It’s almost as if they have absolutely no idea what they’re doing!

by Monsanto on Nov 30, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s great and of course that comes out AFTER they gave Sabes an extension.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 30, 2011 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The Affeldt extension was clearly Magowan’s doing.

by Evan on Nov 30, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

nah

It was the ghost of Horace Stoneham.

by wcw on Nov 30, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

and before someone says something like

“They picked up his option so they could trade him!”

Do you really think a LOOGY at $5M is going to be worth very much in trade?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 30, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Affeldt is a little better than a LOOGY

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

A little yeah.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

.406 OPS vs LHH, .764 vs RHH

RHH don’t kill him, but in last year’s offensive context, .764 is pretty good

He’s been worth 0.4 fWAR over the last two years combined, I don’t feel like he’s going to attract much interest at $5M.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 30, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And what about the idea that Affeldt was resigned because Wilson’s more hurt than they’re letting on?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair

If they can somehow move one of them, then picking up the option was the right move.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez will be moved.

Affeldt is who they want to keep. That is why they picked up his option.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather have Ramirez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 30, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because he’s cheaper?

Affeldt, a 32-year-old lefty, had his $5MM club option exercised by the Giants in October. Ramirez, a 30-year-old righty, projects to earn $2.3MM in his last year before free agency.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

But Affeldt is a cut above.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But any way you slice it, I’d like for the Giants to take a good stab at trading him.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, I prefer Ramirez because I feel like he’s less prone to just inexplicably blowing up. On the other hand, Affeldt.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

And on the other hand, stitches.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Argh. I was thinking about saying, on the other hand, blood, but this wins.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, this.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Rosenthal considered the last guy to trust when it comes to rumors? He does tend to post stuff that comes not from GMs but his ass

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 30, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Heyman

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Very Savy Sabes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 30, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Susan, what the hell is this?

This says that Affeldt is going to make 5 million this year. When did that happen?

S: On October 31st, sir.

B: Well who did that?

S: You, Mr. Sabean.

B: I—I don’t remember this…

S: That’s because you were drunk. It was at the Halloween party. His agent came in dressed in a Yunieski Betancourt uniform and you went right up to him and made a fool of yourself.

B: Really. Really?

S: Yes, Mr. Sabean.

B: So, what—he got me to sign something?

S: Yes, you thought he just wanted your autograph.

B: Sigh…

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 30, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaahahahahahahhaahahahahaahahah

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhh

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 30, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

In January, the Cardinals presented Pujols with an extension worth $198 million over the next nine seasons, sources have confirmed.
…the third-highest contract in total value in baseball history.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

Are the top two both ARod?

by Evan on Nov 30, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Must be. First deal was $252 MM, second was close to $300 MM I think.

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Alex Rodriguez Yankees 2008 10 years, $275 million
2. Alex Rodriguez Rangers 2001 10 years, $252 million
3. Derek Jeter Yankees 2001 10 years, $189 million
4. Joe Mauer Twins 2011** 8 years, $184 million
5. Mark Teixeira Yankees 2009 8 years, $180 million
6. CC Sabathia Yankees 2009 7 years, $161 million
7. Manny Ramirez Red Sox 2001 8 years, $160 million
8. Troy Tulowitzki Rockies 2011 10 years, $157.75 million
9. Miguel Cabrera Tigers 2008 8 years, $152.3 million
10. Carl Crawford Red Sox 2011 7 years, $142 million

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Though this would be the third-largest contract in baseball history, the average annual value of $22MM would have the game’s best hitter outside of the all-time top ten.
1. Alex Rodriguez Yankees 2008 $27.5 million
2. Alex Rodriguez Rangers 2001 $25.2 million
3. Ryan Howard Phillies 2012 $25 million***
4. CC Sabathia Yankees 2009 $23 million
5. Joe Mauer Twins 2011 $23 million**
6. Johan Santana Mets 2008 $22.9 million
7. Manny Ramirez Dodgers 2009 $22.5 million
7. Mark Teixeira Yankees 2009 $22.5 million
9. Manny Ramirez Red Sox 2001 $20 million
10. Miguel Cabrera Tigers 2008 $19 million

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine

Buster Olney:

As Valentine emerged as a managerial candidate, some Red Sox players have been upset; they’ve been grumbling to each other, through texts and phone calls. Maybe it’s because they heard Bobby critique their play on the air. Maybe they haven’t liked his tone. Maybe they haven’t liked his smile. Maybe they’ve heard bad things.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe they just want some chicken and beer.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 30, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Valentine is a stickler isn't he? Schowalter esk?

He is going to either clean up the clubhouse, or start a war he will lose.

It will be interesting either way.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

They know Valentine won’t allow them to get away with the crap they pulled with Francona.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 30, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal's full story

http://mlbbuzz.yardbarker.com/blog/mlbbuzz/giants_looking_to_move_affeldt_or_r_ramirez/8414887?new_post=true

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2011 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

I thought Ramirez was the most expendable of the bunch

He is the 4th RHer behind Casilla, Romo and Beard, and makes more than 2 of them.

I thought the Affeldt option meant the Giants were going to try to chop that into a multi year deal. Must not be happening. I don’t know what they could possibly get for his value at that price.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Owlcroft wuz rite!

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

RamRam was the most expendable. He’s older and a RHP reliever.

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This seems like a weird quote
The San Francisco Giants exercised the $5 million contract option for left-hander Jeremy Affeldt after the season and signed lefty Javier Lopez to a two-year, $8.5 million contract.

Now reality is sinking in.

Basically Ken is saying that the Giants had a Black Friday moment and now is trying to sell stuff off of ebay? Seems a little unrealistic.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

PENIS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

DARPA funded space penis!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LET ME SHOW YOU MY BASIC SCIENCE

/grabs crotch

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by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I'M SORRY! YOUR RESEARCH IS NOT CONCLUSIVE

/grabs crotch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

MYTH: BUSTED

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

SPECKOPS' MYTHICAL CROTCH!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

SMALL ENOUGH THAT SOME CONSIDER IT A LEGEND ONLY

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU NEED AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE TO SEE ANYTHING

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ON THE OTHER HAND, MY SMUG TO VOLUME RATIO EXCEEDS EVEN RUETER'S

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

/takes a blood sample

Your smuggichlorians are off the scale. Perhaps you are the chosen one.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He is the Mayor of Smug. You will soon be Dr. Smug.

Congrats, by the way.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

This is now stuck in my head:

You need my smug baby, oh so bad
You’re not the only one I’ve ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don’t you know you’ll be in misery
They call me (Dr. Smug)

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. In honor of you, I actually contemplated walking into my qual wearing nothing but a bowtie (and not around my neck). My friends discouraged me from this idea. :(

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

smart friends

..they knew that outfit is incomplete without a straw hat.

by wcw on Nov 30, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Also looks like a killer whale on the surface of the ocean.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My first thought was “WHALE!” but my second one was “PENIS” so I went with the more McC appropriate one.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Last time I checked

wings on the sides were not standard issue.

by Lunkus on Nov 30, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s wearing a French tickler.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 30, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

WHALE PENIS!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Sabes!!!

“we have to take care of our pitching staff first”)

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 30, 2011 7:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I phone let me down

Comment actually was, “we have to take care of our pitching staff first! Then we’ll trade them for offense!” Maybe I shouldn’t have bothered.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 30, 2011 7:58 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

What the Giants have now is pretty much what the 2012 roster will look like

No one wants Affeldt at 5 million. When other teams are not lining up to trade for an overpriced relief pitcher, Brian will throw up his hands and tell the press, “Well, I tried!”.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically, my only hope right now is that we get Nakajima.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The Nuschler with a stash!?

Baseball Card Bust:

Name: Will Clark
Team: (It’s a mystery)
Position: First base
Value of card: One crunch berry
Key 1988 stat: 10 pastimes
10 titles that apply to Will Clark, circa 1988:
10) Undercover agent
9) Captain of the Crunch
8) Matt Dillon body double
7) Repairman
6) Mustache repairman
5) First baseman, witness-protection softball team
4) Staring contest supervisor
3) Keith Hernandez
2) Provider of free rides
1) Bear (yes, in that sense)

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 30, 2011 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

My first reaction was Matt Dillon

Who thought you could get mustache rides outta a box of Cap’n Crunch?

by Myemail21479 on Nov 30, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I'm hungry for Cap'n Crunch

/cuts roof of my mouth eating Cap’n Crunch
//still delicious

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by 49er16 on Nov 30, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s all rumors and lies at this time of the year. Of course people are calling and asking. That’s how good gm’s do things. Need a bat, call the team with the best hitter in the league and ask, so they say no, so they make a ridiculous demand, hey you asked…

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by Merope on Nov 30, 2011 8:38 AM PST reply actions  

Reminds me of a conversation I had with co-workers

about outrageous settlement demand by opposing counsel.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So is it safe to assume Sabes misread the market and is now panicing?

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by DFARowand on Nov 30, 2011 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

Why?

The only market so far has been Papelbon and a bunch of overaged MIs.

I actually liked the Giants signing both Affeldt and Lopez. Affeldt was pretty cheap and easily tradable.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

overaged…definitely not a word for people.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheese!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Wine!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 30, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If you think 5 million dollars is cheap for a LH middle reliever

I really dont have anything else to say to you

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by DFARowand on Nov 30, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure it is entirely safe, but it is a pretty good indication.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

No, this is Brian Sabean thinking he has the market cornered.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 30, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s picnicking.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/30/2600340/affeldt-on-the-trading-block

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by DFARowand on Nov 30, 2011 9:04 AM PST reply actions  

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