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Brian Sabean and the Baer Market

"We're just looking at other things, some utility players and some other opportunities, but we're not … we're not, uh, necessarily 'shopping,' per se."

 

The Giants pursued Willie Bloomquist, because he can play short and outfield, before he re-signed with Arizona for two years at $3.8 million ...

… Baer said season-tickets prices will rise an average of 5-6 percent, though he acknowledged that a handful of customers will see double-digit increases because the team determined that those tickets were undervalued.

Operation Weird Way To Excite Fans While Raising Prices continues. 

Star-divide

Maybe you're still of the mind that this is all a smokescreen, and that the Giants are going to pursue all sorts of quality hitters, but they don't want to tip their hand. Okay, fair enough. I remember that argument when the Vlad derby was going on. In retrospect, the Giants were right to avoid that contract. Four years later they were able to get Aaron Rowand for $10 million less. Win/win, amirite?

This is the reality. The Giants aren't going to spend anything in free agency until Zito, Rowand, and Huff are off the books. I've accepted it. It's tough to complain -- really tough -- about a $130 million payroll. For all the histrionics, which I've indulged in at times, it's not like they're the Rays. They're not the Marlins of last year. They're still going to be a top-ten payroll team. There are worse fates.

Brian Sabean has his strengths. It's easier to poke at the things I don't like, but I've never been a fan of the idea that the Giants won the World Series despite a GM who was completely oblivious. It's an unfair abstraction -- judging Sabean on his obvious faults is like focusing on Pat Burrell's defense when evaluating him as a player. The Giants started the season with a lineup of Rowand/Renteria/Sandoval/Huff/DeRosa/Molina/Bowker/Uribe. Sabean made a bunch of moves to turn that into an okay offense for the playoffs. Sure, a lot of the things he had to fix were his fault to begin with, but adapting is one of Sabean's strengths.

But one of his weaknesses -- one of his horrible, horrible weaknesses -- is that he is miserable at sifting through that second tier. Miserable. The Giants were actually bidding on Juan Pierre. To play center, if I remember correctly. They were actually bidding on Gary Matthews, Jr., and when Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Lee somehow got tickets to the First-Tier Ball, Sabean was right there to chase them down with a glass slipper.

Aaron Rowand.

So when I complain about the Giants not increasing the payroll, its not necessarily because I think that a $130 million payroll is far too low. Rather, it's because picking from a group of second-level guys who will get moderate to semi-expensive multi-year deals is not one of Sabean's strengths. Not even close.

Picking up cheap hitters? He's pretty okay at that. Aubrey Huff was a super-productive hitter for the money at one point. So was Mike Fontenot. Andres Torres worked out better than planned, obviously, but he was still a nice minor-league gamble, as is Gregor Blanco. Juan Uribe was great for the price. Sure, there's a Jose Castillo mixed in every so often, but that will happen.

Given the choice of giving Sabean $30 million for Albert Pujols -- just to pick a free agent star at random -- and $10 million to spread between 10 open roster spots, or $40 million to spread around evenly between a bunch of mid-level guys, I think Sabean's strengths are much better suited for the former. The infamous Vladimir Guerrero quote is the perfect example. Most of the guys he named were ridiculously replaceable.

The Giants need a guy who can spread limited money around well and stay away from top players. That's sort of the exact opposite of what Sabean does best. To keep up with the Burrell analogy, it's like sticking Burrell at third and making him bunt. And I'm a-feared Sabean's going to Dave Roberts this team silly over the next few seasons, and Matt Cain will never get over .500 for his career. 

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Gregor Blanco

is going to be our biggest pickup this offseason…

by djfivenine on Nov 17, 2011 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

no it'll be Yunieski Betancourt

and maybe even Raul Ibanez on top of that.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually kinda liked that signing

I mean, a minor leaguer picked up for nothing whose only discernible skill is getting on base?

What is this, 2002 Oakland?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

this depends on whether he or Melky gains weight in the offseason. And how much.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Gregor Clegane would be the biggest pickup ever.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlad Quote

Come someone help me out with what the Vlad quote in question was

I have an unhealthy obsession with washed out Giants prospects.

by Crazy Crabbers on Nov 17, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Jim] Brower, [Scott] Eyre, [Matt] Herges, [Dustin] Hermanson, [Brett] Tomko, [A.J.] Pierzynski, [Pedro] Feliz, [J.T.] Snow, [Jeffrey] Hammonds, [Dustan] Mohr and [Michael] Tucker—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank god for aj and jt. They really kicked booty. The Giants inability to have a farm produce modest players for cheap, really hurt them. The farm is thankfully producing better now.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The soybeans are coming in nicely, and the potatoes are doing well too!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Snow was actually really good that year.

Of course, he also made just $1.5 million, so it’s not like they were breaking the bank for him.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not exactly what AJ kicked…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, that’s what I wanted to post, stupid taking a nap.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe Goldfarb just does 'em both.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll have to ask a question in response

is zero a number?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Good morning

But I digress…..

by Myemail21479 on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

same here. i’m a loser.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully Baer just got out of an econ class

And was just thinking of all the utility that Reyes could provide the team.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

Marginal utility!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes is so dumb

[“HOW DUMB IS HE?”]

He’s so dumb, he was asked to pick up a utility player and signed a member of PG&E’s softball team to a three-year deal!

/rim shot

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

recflag

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, no twiter, no facebook. It belongs to the people now. Go forth and tweet.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Done.
Every6thDay Every6thDay
“[Brian Sabean]’s so dumb he traded for Orlando Cabrera to solve his Miguel Tejada problem.” – bgunn on McCovey Chronicles #SFGiants #MLB

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, my second-hand twitter cherry!

/honored

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He's so dumb...

…the only reason he signed Tejada last year is because someone told his it was “Veterans Day”

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I've completely given up any hope of decent signings this off-season

As long as Sabean is in the FO, it’ll be the same crap FA signings with an occasional nugget finding its way through the giant pile of crap by accident.

And no matter who gets put on the roster, Bochy will then find a way to play the oldest and crustiest (and often shittiest) players because they are veterans and thus better than any young players from the farms system.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Appropriately so.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

/Jurassic Park scene

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Not to defend Sabean but I’m sure he’d be quite happy whining and dining Reyes to get his contract but he’s using somebody else’s credit card

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder what the little dude on Baer’s shoulder is whispering in his ear?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

"Need more pitching"

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

"OBP is for nerds"

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

"KRONK, PULL THE LEVER!"

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG LEV

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this movie.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

I think I saw it like three times in the theater.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as Sabes misses FA

Rarely does he miss in minor leaguers. Besides to doomed trade for aj, nathan and liarano… how many high value prospects has he traded that turned out to be not magic beans? He also held fast on Cain, Lincecum, Bum.. traded away Ainsworth, Vogey.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

90% of prospects don’t pan out, so this is kind of a rigged sample.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But he did get value in return for perceived prospects.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Debateable.

He’s made a ton of deadline rentals, some (like Sanchez and Schmidt) went on to sign extensions at more or less market prices. I don’t think he’s traded top prospects for a notable player with years of team control remaining since the halcyon days the fire-sale Marlins. I could have missed someone, though.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Nov 17, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sitting in the Hayward courtroom again

BTW Cheddar, Swiss, and pepper Jack are all good on burgers

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The Hayward courtroom has a burger bar in it?

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But it does have a coffee cart inside that serves hot dogs.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

There’s some sort of cafe in/near it that is supposed to have surprisingly decent soups and sandwiches.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a big proponent of not judging prematurely before all the facts are in

The offseason has just begun. For all I know Andre Ethier could be non-tendered by the Los Angeles Dodgers. And that has a HUGE impact on the outfield market.

I question the bullpen moves just like you guys do. I question the contract for willie bloomquist just like everyone else do. I am not willing to simply abandon all hope base on a lack of action, a report of a “130M” cap, and perceived indifference from the front office for improving the offense. It’s only November.

I’ll still question the method and criticize their past track record, but until the roster is fully assembled or until Yunieski Betancourt is signed, sealed, and delivered to us, I will try to withhold my most lethal venom.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

This

My ignition for rage is when Beltran signs elsewhere.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That is perfectly acceptable

Just as long as you’re not in some kind of denial where you think the chances of them doing something great are greater than the chances of them doing nothing or something shitty.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Andre Ethier should be liquidated in the Dodger bankruptcy.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll have to get all that sweat and Jheri curl juice out of his gross hair first.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Soul Glo.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'LL LIQUIDATE HIM

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am in this “don’t borrow rage” camp, but I’m beginning to feel that my rage will surface.
Oh well, we’ll still have pitching and Crawdad defense.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I't not that disagree with the underlying thought

But the only slim chance we have to avert disaster is to vent our spleen at the possibility of a crappy outcome before it actually happens. Also, I got really, really tired of this argument when I heard it coming from the Warrior’s radio mouthpiece each of the last 10 years.

“Slim” is probably overstating it, though.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but The Warriors.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 17, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

Given the choice of giving Sabean $30 million for Albert Pujols — just to pick a free agent star at random — and $10 million to spread between 10 open roster spots, or $40 million to spread around evenly between a bunch of mid-level guys, I think Sabean’s strengths are much better suited for the former.

Just so we’re clear, Grant, are you saying Sabean’s strength is signing Pujols to a $30 million contract?

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

This could be an epic fall

If the Warriors new management turns out to be strong as well, the Giants could have the worst bay area front office just 2-3 years after winning it all. I’m sure raising ticket prices will be real easy then

by haroldandsivakumar on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

was just gonna say, this is assuming the Raiders just decide to get rid of the front office concept all together

by haroldandsivakumar on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, kick me when I’m down.

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the easiest time to kick!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL _________nd Athletics

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine? Really?

http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7247477/bobby-valentine-meet-boston-red-sox-soon-according-source

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Valentine is one of these guys that I just have a visceral, negative reaction to. That and the fact the he sounds like Kermit the Frog.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually sounds more like Alan Alda.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an insult to Kermit the Frog!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Kermit.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

I’m excited for this Muppet Movie. With Jason Segel writing the screenplay, I’m expecting some big laughs.

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

BOCHY TO SOX

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m doing my best to spread this rumor on Twitter.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Need to retweet it to Verlander.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And str8edgeracer.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Harangue him over being greedy like everyone else is doing. :(

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll send him a nice little message of support.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT’S THIS? NAPOLI HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT AND I DON’T FOLLOW IT? SHAME!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

if

this gets him off TV, I’m all in favor of it.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

pets

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

aw

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The calm before the watering.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm starting to question these guys

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I am tired of complaining about the front office

Baer is a bean counter. The ownership group put him in place to make sure the Giants maximized the number of their beans. He plans on doing this by limiting the number of beans that Sabean has to spend. When considering how Sabean has spent his alloted beans in the past, this is not always a bad thing. However, it should be remembered that the number of beans that have already given away to players who are not earning those beans is not the fault of the people buying tickets. We didn’t do this to ourselves. Also, their current bean hoarding methodology is going to do nothing but limit the number of games the Giants win thereby depressing the number of beans we spend on tickets and as a result, limiting the number of beans they can spend to make the team better.

Beans.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

HUMAN BEANS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Some are white, some are red, some are black, some are pinto

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

some are natto!

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There is only one Natto.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And some are navy.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Except the Yankees!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the magical fruit!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m disappointed you didn’t work in a reference to Alan Bean.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Bean!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask GiantPain about Beane's penis!

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Beane/Bean slashfic

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Magical beans. It’s magic inside.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr Bean

  Uncanny resemblance to Giants FO.

by shifters on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

XXXXX

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Seen Been!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Their budget will be 239 beans

Because one more and it would be too farty

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wow Goofus is on fire today

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all the beans

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He stole that from the Prairie Home Companion annual joke show.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is Bruce Latimer’s favorite joke.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's that?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 17, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd think I'd know that

I knew you used to work for PCT26

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 18, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

We had an audience of dozens!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

More importantly, it will limit the number of beans the ownership group will receive.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Nov 17, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain's going to get above .500 for his career

It’ll just happen after he signs with the Yankees

GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS

by J. Frank Parnell on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

/bursts into tears

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You see what you did, Parnell? DO YOU SEE?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER. TRUST. ANYONE.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/can’t flag something that is true

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

NO U

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you ever get this idea?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

President Bartlett is highhhhhhhhh

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

“Five Votes Down”?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I fucking love that episode

I want to be Josh Lyman when I grow up, so bad.

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 17, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it sad that all of us would be happy with the moves that Sabaen doesn't make?

I.e., I would consider this offseason a success if he does NOT sign:

Raul Ibanez
Willie Bloomquist (one down)
Yuniesky Betancourt (biggest fear)

by Sactown_Loyalty19 on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

Grady Sizemore?

He’s young, but he’s crippled.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You can almost picture Sabaen's quote after signing Yuniesky..."He's a seasoned vet whose been there before. He was the starting SS for a playoff team last year."

Anyone have any better Sabaen quotes in this scenario?

I’m just glad he got off the “Pie in the Sky” when talking about big named free agents.

by Sactown_Loyalty19 on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

“At the end of the day he was the best fit given the circumstances in a perfect world.”

by Clark woulda had it on Nov 17, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the day you’re another day older
and that’s all you can say for the life of the poor

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a struggle, it’s a war
And it’s nothing that anyone’s giving
And while we’re standing about
What is it for?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the day you’re another day colder
And the shirt on your back doesn’t keep out the chill
And the righteous hurry past
They don’t hear the little ones crying
And the winter is coming on fast, ready to kill

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera
Bill Hall
Miguel Tejada
Omar Vizquel
Corey Patterson

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I like the made-up names you people come up with. Corey Patterson’s TV show was terrible once Topanga left!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Cocoa Crispy!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

those are nummy for rice krispie treats

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/Snap, Crackle, and Pop sign $50M contracts, all play CF

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

All these worlds are yours, except Europa.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit, she’s been in everything.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover in college. That was a trip.

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover In College the prequel?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dame was in Caligula!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So was his horse!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed, but I was also disgusted.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I am really excited about the latest news about Europa.

Deep ocean/shallow lake/surface interaction was always one of the roadblocks when people talked about potential life. Now that there is some data to suggest that is happening, they need to get a probe there ASAP.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson on a podcast this morning

and he was talking about how private industry never trailblazes because there’s no profit in that, it’s always governments that pave the way for businesses… and yet, the load of bull we’re going to get is that private industry is going to do our exploration. Truth is, it’ll be China. And then when China is ruling us from the moon and beyond, that will get blamed on the poor people and college students who didn’t get jobs and started Occupy Wall Street. I give up.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

damn Europans.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that podcast, too. I love Neil and want to have all his babies.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“White people talk about space like this. But black people talk about space like this.”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I just finished reading his “Death by Black Hole” and I shared your sentiment. Briefly.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems extremely short sighted.

I know he’s brilliant but he’s intentionally slanting his comments or he doesn’t understand business strategy at all.

It’s true that most large, publicly held businesses are far too conservative and only focus on chasing higher margins in order to maintain stock prices. This is folly and usually leads to incumbant businesses being disrupted and crumbling to dust.

Businesses that create new sustainable revenue are indeed trailblazers who rely on their distinct straegic approaches to integrating and commercializing innovation. The large incumbant businesses that do not attempt to integrate innovation into their business model in some form will usually die.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a difference between creating sustainable revenue as trailblazing and literally “being the first thing from planet Earth to journey to destination x” trailblazing, however.

by Every6thDay on Nov 18, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

And I think I just took his comment out of context. I wouldn’t trust private businesses to explore space either. But in general private business out-innovates the public sector because it is profitable. The only areas where you could make the argument that government has been more of a “trail blazer” than private business is with NASA and defense perhaps, although much of the innovation there is outsourced to the private sector.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

But in general private business out-innovates the public sector because it is profitable.

I wonder how much of that is true because of

although much of the innovation there is outsourced to the private sector

So without the government being involved, does private sector trail blaze?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 18, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The issue is the long range planning, something corporations are terrible at. Most space exploration projects take decades to pull off, and most corporations can’t think beyond then next financial report (3 months).

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 18, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Private industry isn't just corporations.

It’s collective individual action, really. And in that sense government is an endogenous creation of “private industry,” i.e. if government didn’t exist by other means, it would be “produced” to solve market failures. Whether he knows it or not, I’m sure Neil’s beliefs stem from the observation that knowledge creation suffers from a free rider problem. In that it’s impossible to capture all the economic benefits thrown off from it’s creation, which the dominant Keynesian doctrine that prevailed post WWII would then dictate government action to promote its creation lest it be “under” produced.

The issue here though is that Neil takes it on faith that the output eventually produced through government subsidy of knowledge creation (an aspect of capital formation), actually produces a higher state of utility than would have otherwise been achieved. In fact, a case can be made that a divergence in wealth holdings of the 1% is a direct consequence of this subsidy. And, given that the bulk of the subsidies were primarily aimed at weapons creation, I think it’s highly questionable to assume the world is in a higher state of utility than if the government was not involved in this particular “market failure”.

Nevertheless, it seems from the comments in this sub-thread that some individuals seem to think that if private industry did not produce “space exploration” that this, in itself, is a failure. A hint of petitio principii there, although understandable if it comes from an astrophysicist.

by khenderson on Nov 18, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty tired of discussing moves the Giants may or may not make (not that I ever contribute much).

And it’s only November!

I think I will mostly just read the off-topic stuff now. It’s half the reason I come here anyway. Who wants to talk about their OOTP franchise? It’s like Pokemons, only more boring to hear about!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

hey I remember that game!

I sort of burned out by the time OOTP12 was released, unfortunately. I kept intending to migrate my OOTP11 leagues over, but was always too afraid to. Which is a bummer, I was simming an alternate-reality type 32-team league and got up to 2000 I think.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

nerd battle

I always thought OOTP was Order of the Phoenix.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what it means to me.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have anything against Harry Potter, but I seriously could not tell you which of the books I read by title or by plot. I think I read about half the series, and I remember almost nothing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, there goes my story about how well my Luna character was doing in the game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I just started a historical sim with it. Never actually done a historical one before. I always feel like I’m cheating because I know who turns out to be a star. But all of a sudden, I’m like, why not? I’ll build the Giants into this ridiculous juggernaut that crushes the competition every year. And it sounds so, so fun right now. I’m going to fleece the pants off every other GM and field lineups and rotations filled with Hall of Famers. I’ll trade for HOF pitchers I don’t like, and then let them wallow in my bullpen and waste their career. BECAUSE I CAN.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck with that, I know the AI was buggered in prior versions so that was kind of a boring way to play, IMO. That’s one thing that was supposedly made better in the new version.

I like historical play with the Giants starting just before the Willies get traded. But those old divisions are tough and unforgiving.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m treating it like the baseball sim version of comfort food. I pick it up when I want to see the Giants succeed without much effort. Then when I’m sated I can go back to my normal way of playing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very therapeutic in that way, IMO. Although dumping contracts is getting harder and harder each year, so therefore playing the Giants gets harder too.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s OOTP? Is it like that old stat-o-matic/APBA baseball game? I’ve been desperately looking for something like that for my iPhone. I loved that game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of the Park Baseball. It’s pretty much the most detailed baseball simulator out there. Pretty much any option you want they put in. It runs a bit slow on my old computer, but it’s still worth it.

I think they are about to or have developed a simplified mobile version.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it’s in the iPhone App store. I’ve stared at it for the past week or so thinking about buying. I love the idea of the game but it seems like there’s too much involved. I just want to play games- I don’t want to GM and build franchises and what not. Also- the app crashes a lot

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case, I don’t think it’s what you want. It would be pretty sweet it Strat-o-matic did a mobile version. (And if it came down in price…)

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

well

you CAN just “manage” games, and let the computer version of Brian Sabean manage your organization.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Siri a better manager than Sabean?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

,,,,

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a bitch. I think I’m in love.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You can download an older version for free if you want to try it out: http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/ootp8/

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

think of it

as a computerized version of those things. You can play in online leagues if you want, or just play with yourself. Wait, that’s not what I meant.

It’s a fun game but can get kind of crashy. You might wait for the Christmas discount, they usually mark the prior version down, and that’s about the time to get that version because they’ve usually patched it up.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking on Baseball Reference

You look at a good young player, say Andrew McCutchen (Free Agent in 2016! Rainy Day Fund!) – he has OPS+ of 121, 121, 127 in his first 3 years.

Then you look at this guy:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bondsba01.shtml

Didn’t have these interwebz tools a few years ago. I had never seen Bonds OPS+. That is truly amazing. Best free agent signing ever.

by shankbone on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

He was aight.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds

Lead the league in walks 12 of his last 16 years, 2 of those he was hurt major time. Crazy he did that when he was 40 and playing 130 games a year.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be gut-wrenching, but wouldn’t a more imaginative GM trade Wilson to Boston for Lowrie and high level prospects. Not too much of a fall-off from Wilson to Romo and Hembree is in the wings. Its the sort of thing Beane often does — sell high and buy low — that Sabes just doesn’t have in his toolbelt. Rip away.

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"Well, when I pray I seem to be talking to myself"

by Jigglefish on Nov 17, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Most of the smart people on this board agree with you.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not smart, and I agree, too.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about baseball, so I react purely emotionally.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy your username.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut up and buy this fake beard. And buy tickets to the lawn gnome game.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

FACT.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged for not saying where this quote came from, Larry Baer.

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by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

how is it sell high

when Wilson ended the year injured and only has one year left on his contract?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Cots he has one more year at $8.5 million and then a last arb year.

"What makes you think you're Jesus Christ?"
"Well, when I pray I seem to be talking to myself"

by Jigglefish on Nov 17, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we stop talking about trading Brian Wilson as if there’s any possible chance it’ll happen? THE GIANTS ARE NOT GOING TO TRADE BRIAN WILSON.

You’ll get better odds in Vegas on “Jerry Sandusky will open a chain of day care centers.”

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

there are probably pretty good odds he tries to do this after prison

by haroldandsivakumar on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a lot of experience, I think investors might jump on board. It’s like having a CEO from a bankrupt company run another company into bankruptcy.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really want to trade him either. It’s just that there are tough decisions that can gain offense without blowing up the payroll and they never go there.

"What makes you think you're Jesus Christ?"
"Well, when I pray I seem to be talking to myself"

by Jigglefish on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, it’s just that the Giants are clearly holding onto Wilson (at least through next season) for reasons that have nothing to do with baseball and everything to do with marketing.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Beane also has a budget of ten bucks and has to trade players once they’re contracts get close to that. That’s why the team will forever “be smart” and trade off 27 year old stars for 23 year old prospects. I don’t know of many “big market” teams would be imaginative enough to trade Wilson but only small market teams because they have no choice

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“We’ll consider anybody,” Baer said, “but we’re very mindful of focusing on folks that we’re going to want to keep, people like Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, Buster Posey, Pablo Sandoval and Brian Wilson. These are all people who are going to be discussed.”

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by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In a way, there’s nothing wrong with building from within (and with Buster, Panda & Belt, plus the pitching staff they’ve done this) coupled with lower tier FA signings as a strategy. It makes sense with the recent history of the team. Spending big money to “prove” you want your team to win doesn’t necessarily get it done either.

Still, as a fan, I covet.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

There's nothing wrong with the principle/strategy...

but it is not being executed effectively in San Francisco.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

To me it’s the ideal strategy, and up to a certain point, the Giants have done pretty well.

That point is actually playing the homegrown players.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and

not throwing pallet-loads of money at the lower-tier free agents.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what’s infuriating, isn’t it. You develop these homegrown players, then you block them by spending too much money on discount merchandise.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In the Magowan era, it was basically a one or the other thing, where if they signed a bunch of players, they couldn’t afford a farm system. Don’t know how much that’s changed now (going to stay away from that argument for awhile) but that definitely might be part of the math equation Sabean’s dealing with budget-wise

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

E6D – TGWTWS

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Positive Outcome ≠ Effective Process

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But you said it was a good strategy, just not being done effectively. How do you define “effective” other than a championship?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ANNUAL CHAMPIONSHIPS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, fair question!

Because I see 2010 as a fluke. As has been documented, the Giants were saved from themselves with most of their moves and it all worked out well at the end of the season.

Huff was a third choice that worked out, Ross was an accident (they wanted Guillen!), Burrell and Posey were actually very astute moves as was keeping Juan Uribe around (and signing him before ’09 in the first place) and Torres too.

But they were all (and I am being a bit unfair lumping in Posey over Molina here, admittedly) gambles… that was the process.

And I take the building from within to include not just the pitching but the offense, too. If the Giants can post a league average or higher in two consecutive seasons, I’ll start to believe.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Matt started in 2006 and Tim in 2007. The Giants still sucked for another couple of years. 2011 involved lots of injuries. I think it’s possible that they could do pretty well in 2012.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

BRING ME BRIAN McCANN

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/brings Brian McCann, bathed and powdered

//shallow bow, heel turn

///exits

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

HES YOUR QUEEN TO BE
A VISION OF PERFECTION
COMPLETELY FREE FROM INFECTION

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Oha.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sire.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/tents fingers

Excellent.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought one tented pantaloons; fingers are to be steepled.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. Well, then.

/steeples fingers, tents pants

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you make my slacks a little tight
you may unfasten them if you like
thats if you crash and spend the night

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants want to keep the core of the 2010 team.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a thought after reading all this occupy complaining on twitter

There is no #occupysiliconvalley because we are all too god damn preoccupied with our jobs. I guess we’re a bunch of tech monkeys.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

There’s one in SJ and one in SF at least.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Those two make more sense that having one in Oakland. Who of the 1% have anything to do with Oakland? The baseball team doesn’t even have any attendance.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Tarpmakers are the 1% in Oakland.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thnking, if you want to really get in the face of the 1% in San Francisco, you set up camp at Willie Mays Plaza.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

#OSLT

mrs. nvsfg just texted me that are ten Occupy protesters with signs outside a hotel in South Lake Tahoe. A little off the mark, or is it just me ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They better be careful not to cross the border into Nevada.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

o.0

Oh wow.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t have anything to do with Oakland. /San Jose joke

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m marinating my rage by swapping laments and bitching about Occupy with Civil Rights and Vietnam War protests. I don’t think the mentality against protests and protesters has changed in the last ~45 years.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve certainly gone from the little kid whose parents dragged him to every protest to a fascist.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit that I’m probably of two minds about too money issues and that probably makes me seem wishy-washy, but keeping an open mind for as long as I possibly can has at least let me see that the Tea Partiers and the Occupy crowd are, on some level, reacting to the same thing, even if their perception/interpretation of that “thing” are 180 degrees apart.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oy.

Of two minds about TOO many issues.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like the Tea Party either. I just have developed a visceral hatred of protesters. Back in college, I, not an animal lover but not an animal hater by any means, once saw one of those anti-fur protests at Nieman Marcus, and had the overwhelming urge to murder a dog right in front of them, just to spite them.

I guess I react to protesters the way other people react to door-to-door missionaries.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyhoo, to me, the Tea Party are Nazis, and the Occupy movement are the Anarchists. (Of course, at least the Occupiers are honest about that.)

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(In this scenario, the currently weak and struggling US is Weimar Germany.)

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Tea Party will revive our depressed economy! That comparison almost worked though.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

AT WHAT COST
DO YOU WANT NEW FREEWAYS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Comparisons to Nazi Germany are passé

I like to compare America to the French Third Republic.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

In either case, they’re reacting to a perception of a power imbalance. When Dems and Reps alike are in the pockets of donors and corporations that is not such a wild idea by either side. Both “sides” feel like they’re having something taken from them unfairly, illegally by the government they want to work in their best interest(s).

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They will be camping for a very long time waiting for that to happen.

Well judging from the people at OccupySF, that’s what they would be doing anyway. I swear it’s all the Haight “hoodlums” with their harnessed pit bulls.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t they go camp in Walnut Creek? They could go home for lunch that way.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OccupySF and Oakland are nothing but homeless camps, at this point.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Will the 1% be feeding them Occu-cake?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Nov 17, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a HORRIBLE FATE

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Indistinguishable from NormalSF and NormalOakland

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“OccupySF has transformed Justin Herman Plaza into an urban encampment reeking of drugs and urine.”

Me: “Whaddya mean transformed?”

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Also, I hate the whole party thing. It’s just become people saying “NO, COKE IS BETTER, YOU PEPSI LOVING FUCKFACE!” and I hate it. There’s no substance beyond the label(s).

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Coke is better!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE.

Regular Coke is in WHITE CANS this month.

What the FUCK?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe that means they put back the cocaine?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

well said

Down with the Republocrats!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

False equivalency

In general, the Republicans actively make things happen, whereas the Democrats merely let them happen.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Down with all of them and let the junta sort them out.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

I guess I’m just glad none of you guys live in swing states.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I do. =)

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, few of you.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I get partial credit for living here and throwing votes away by voting against the eleventy billion bond measures on every ballot?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I have rule of not voting for more than two bond measures, and if they all suck …none of them. I am hypercritical of boondoggles measures.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorites in the last few years have been: this year’s “road repair” bonds, and the school bonds a few years ago to replace school construction funds they spent on salaries.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Well the school bond measures were crap anyway. Yes…. good idea, award the contract to the lowest bidder. My school was “modernized” and what a shitty job they did too. Oh it LOOKED nice, for about 5 years. Then it all fell apart.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Part of that problem is being behind all the time… issue bonds to replace portables but by the time you’ve built out more portables are needed… or probably these days enrollment has declined and you don’t have the money to maintain what was built.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they are consolidating and closing schools all over the place.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

You’re supposed to vote ‘Yes’ on some of thsoe.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

My vote means nothing in this state.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Your vote means nothing in any state.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyLars

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine is presumably counteracted by being thrown into the bay or overwhelmed with blank ballots filled in later.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean that purely mathematically, of course.

It’s important to vote. But the odds that yours will be the deciding one in almost any election are so low that they made a movie with Kevin Costner about it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re talking about the city of Theory in the state of Hypothetical. I’m talking about SF, CA.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad either way, because I don’t support the district-level funding of schools.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What do they do in OH? Like TX where it all goes into one pot with the state treasurer and then back down?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that seems antithetical to what public education is supposed to be.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

There's one in SLO.

Although I get the feeling it’s mostly homeless people who smell terrible.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t gotten close enough to smell them, but they look pretty homeless.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Our whole county building smells like a sewer

and they’re outside most of the time.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

while on a conference call

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

WITH THE WAITRESS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

God she was so hot today

I almost just gave her the wallet and said TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT OMG JUST LEAVE ME ENOUGH FOR GAS TO GO HOME

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pictures!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i posted last time!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot that does for me today!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid court and job.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s not creepy at all!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

After looking at the pic I can understand the attraction. CalBear is right though, that’s a little on the creepy side.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you need the whole conversation to get the context

I goof around with her a lot. Not the “horsing in the shower” type of goof around. We talk about all kinds of things. Like the conversation above, we were talking about implants. That’s where the boobie comment came from. Every girl at the coffee shop has it. It’s like… a pre-requisite or something. That’s not something you normally would talk about unless there is a high level of trust. I think we’ve established at this point that I just go, enjoy my lunch coffee, and not bother her during off hours or stuff like that so there is inherently a lot of trust when we talk.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

But I don’t think most conversations involve the difference between Saline, silicone gel, and medium vs high profile and under vs over the muscle. We were talking about the pros and cons of each.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh My...
Not the "horsing in the shower" type of goof around.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/YELLS
/tackles jctGamer
/calls FBI

See, was that so difficult.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that the earlier reports were wrong and he did stop it

If that’s true that must REALLY fucking suck for that guy.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we debunked that in yesterday’s roundtable discussion.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So,

What coffee shop is this now?

That’s where the boobie comment came from. Every girl at the coffee shop has it. It’s like… a pre-requisite or something.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 17, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Monk’s Cafe, in season 4 of Seinfeld.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course they all look alike!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. All Seinfelds do.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He better

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

just the tip!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Proof:
The countdown to the 2012 regular season has officially begun, and we are in full swing preparing for 2012 with one goal in mind: to win another World Championship.

This is how the cover letter to my STH invoice opens; perhaps I should consider it the lube before my annual fucking.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Only a STH deals in Absolut.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So did Baer go beyond 6%?

by shankbone on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I said this earlier in the year

But no, you guys, that is not your ONE GOAL. If that was your ONE GOAL, you’d sign Pujols and Fielder and Reyes and everyone. Because if you only have ONE GOAL, you pursue it no matter the consequences.

You want to make money. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. But it is a goal of yours. And if that’s a goal, then you do not only have ONE GOAL. You have more than one. And your multiple goals are often in conflict with each other.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

While true, it also leads to another goal- going bankrupt. Or finding yourselves in three years with Ryan Howard, a bunch of guys in their late 30’s, and about $5 to spend on free agents

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lin de sujet

None of which is a knock against Lincecum. He’s still a great pitcher. What this really speaks to is the depth of the Giants’ rotation. When Tim Lincecum has a great season and is your third-best pitcher, you know you’ve got something.

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Will be even better after Philadelphia trades Cole Hamels to the Red Sox along with a bucket of Popeye’s chicken.

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

MMMMM…chicken…

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Cole Hamels to the Red Sox along with a bucket of Popeye’s chicken.

It’s Popeyes Crawfish Festival right now. Chicken is so October.

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by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Eeeeee!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I have decided to go visit my parents

instead of hanging out with you guys.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

see now you're gonna miss it when I repost the picture

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. I did that.

Still ended up wasting time here.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

god damn iphone I tell you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell them I said hi.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How do I introduce you?

Hi Mom and Dad…there is guy who lives in Tennessee but originally from Alabama who wants to say hi. He’s really cool and does this cool weather maps with headshots of baseball players on them.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, you just say, “Brandon says hi.” If they ask questions, you can feel free to elaborate. But I think they’ll know.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

that was unexpected from you. But apparently you are on fire today.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that

was totally expected.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Unexpected?

You don’t know him very well, do you.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I expected it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This comment deserves a recommendation.

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by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

just throwin it out there

but i would like a carlos pena. thanks.

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

He’s no Scott Hatteberg.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah like the Giants don’t have a backlog at 1B.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it would be so much easier to watch 225/357/472 with 28 homers and 85 rbis then 246/306/370 and 12 home runs with 756 4-2 groundouts

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

look im going with this,

huff gets benched, belt plays lf and pena at 1st

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you forgot

about your Pill

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but tell me this isnt a tolerable lineup

melky
posey
panda
pena
belt
scheirholtz
sanchez
crawford

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the word machine

I don’t think it means what you think it means….

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

compared to what we have been seeing i suppose

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be mildly surprised if Melky’s OBP is north of .315-.320 next year.

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s ok, because I will be all the more surprised to make up for you.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, lol you for thinking that they'll ditch Huff and sign Pena.

That was sneaky. I didn’t notice that at first.

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

DON"T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR PILL !

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by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

One last thing: Don't order the Steak Balsamico from Panera

two thin pieces of steak with like 1 lb of baby spinach. I felt that I was eating a salad.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone want a fuji apple?

I pick it instead of chips but I can’t eat it because I have braces.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I could’ve recommended several places nearby that would’ve been much better lunch options than Panera near Southland again.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but Panera has wifi.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So does everywhere else!

Mcdonalds even does that now.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like this is where I should be blathering on about a Today kinescope pulled form the vault, but I don’t think I have one available for November 17. That depresses me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, I found one

Not necessarily for this date, but could be interesting. Hugh Downs interviews Timothy Leary about hippie culture (interview begins at 10:50 into the tape). This is from 1967.

http://www.nbcuniversalarchives.com/nbcuni/clip/51191N041001A_s01.do

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit ads

So there’s this thing that comes up that’s either an action movie, or a car commercial, and it turns out it’s BOTH. Mission Impossible movie, featuring BMW.

And then I saw this football-based commercial for Blue Diamond nuts that ends with this guy finger-kicking a nut into a woman’s open mouth.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Blue Diamond

http://t.co/oLlGLLPa

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

woah
finger-kicking a nut into a woman’s open mouth.

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

alludes to our surprise rut conversation yesterday

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF MAN
jemelehill Jemele Hill
BREAKING: Per ESPNews: Syracuse police investigating allegation that Syracuse asst Bernie Fine molested fmr ball boy

JUST BECAUSE HE IS THE BALL BOY DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN PLAY WITH HIS

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Dominoes all over the country

are beginning to fall.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 17, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mah Jongg tiles in San Francisco

are being scrambled.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fish have gone..

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 17, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The labor agreement is done.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Hey CSN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

That’s Prussian’s TV twitter, right?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

French Creoles and Prussian ones do not mesh well.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

UNLESS ITS ASKING FOR BAILOUTS FOR GREECE AMIRITE

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, certainly not on European Central Banking policy, no

Germans are much more concerned with inflation than the French.

But somehow I feel this isn’t what you were getting at.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is, but it’s hard to tell.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Germans are concerned that France is going to default. As well they should be.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s like surrendering, right?

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is they signed on the Maginot line.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Germans can't get out of taking over Europe this time

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

Am I the only one nervous about Germany getting antsy about its finances?

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t turn those convertible debentures around and aim them at Wallonia I guess!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well

Greece is the word

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 17, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Greece

is the way we are feeling

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Sheehan on Brian Kenny’s MLB Network show, Clubhouse Confidential says Lincecum probably had a better season than Ian Kennedy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

SUCK IT DBACKS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But Kennedy had more wins.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW, this show is kind of interesting. It uses sabermetrics quite a bit.

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by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

why so few comments today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 5:02 PM PST reply actions  

Dunno

But it’s making for a boring night.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Some how this makes me think like

Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein when told
“You haven’t touched your food”

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Luis Guzman is guest starring on tonight's ep of Community

I’m officially freaking out. Aside from Bill Hader, he’s the only person who can make me laugh just by appearing on screen. No dialogue is necessary.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody better start talking..

I don’t want to do anymore homework.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

I'm feeling the same way.

Ummm…reading anything good?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t had time to free read for myself in awhile. Stupid Physics and Chemistry.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks are on tonight.
It might rain tomorrow
And I think I have an interview in two weeks…

That’s all I got at the moment.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The last one is the only thing that is important (although the rain may keep the smokers away from your window).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of starting a new game of FFVI

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

should i do SNES or GBA version!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

GBA it is!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

what's the difference?

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonus dungeons, more polished script

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait? I'm no waiter!

Son of a submariner!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GBA has some bugfixes (no Wind God Gau), new dungeons/weaponry, new magicites

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was looking forward to eating this batch of chili I made the other day

But then I decided to put in brown rice and broccoli

And ended eating a rice-and-broccoli-tasting thing. Very disappointed.

So now I need something to satisfy my deliciousness craving.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been wanting cinnamon ice cream. Don’t have the stuff to make it though so … pooey on that. I might have waffles for dinner.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t go wrong with waffles for dinner. Ever.

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by can of corn on Nov 17, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I love broccoli, but it doesn’t sound appetizing in chili.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It isn’t. It was a bad idea. Totally diluted the chiliness.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

but neither in waffles

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Pie
Curry
Ice cream
Cheese
?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one of my meat cravings.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

sloppy joe ice cream!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

deep fried sloppy joe ice cream? with cheese?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow that sounds strangely Cincinnati-ish

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/finds,kills,cooks whole cow.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh a 16-oz steak would do me so good right now

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I see no one stopping that from happening. Do it. Do it right now.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m lazy to go out and i don’t drive.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Cespedes’s pig.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmm bacon.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’mma watch a movie with a friend.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

find a way to celebrate the new job

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you got the job?
Yay for you!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a great way to go into the holiday season and end this p00ptacular year on a good note.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no kidding!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I am officially middle class

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If the new baseball CBA is done

let’s see if my hope that that was what was holding big to semi-big FA signings up [MLB-wide]. The previous is a very strange sentence.

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

hmm. I’m curious what a burger from there would taste like.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Like a you mommy.
(said in a heavy Italian accent)

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

welp, i've got D&D tonight

you crazy kids have fun in the OT without me.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 17, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Just stay away from the Gelatinous Cubes.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

those straight dissolve your shit

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the height of blown goats to lose your character to cube dissolving.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it considered gauche to name your character Brutalitops?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the giants spectre

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah well

I’m playing Barbarians of Lemuria on Sunday. So take that.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

z

It’s Beaujolais Nouveau day?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

So how bad is this football game?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Hard to know yet. It isn’t looking great though

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets are apparently running out of running backs, that can’t be good.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And maybe the Jets are looking for a new kicker?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you hear that Nabby got injured during the first period of the Isles game again?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

For reals?
Or is he just trying to tank his way out of playing for them?
He hasn’t been doing well there.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

2.89 GAA and .910 SV%. Not terrible. But not amazing either.

Hard to know if it was legit or not. It looked like something could have been pulled/torn.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I only hear about him when he stinks, he got pulled from a game in the first period a month? ago. And I had heard about another injury… poor guy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

True. He got pulled after giving up 3 goals in the first period in that one game.

Plus he has only won one game this year. But that is because the Isles are terrible.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

First KNBR Hot Stove League show tonight at 7 PM with Marty Lurie

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve got to write some brilliant Mars Science Lab questions. Where the hell is Lars?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

/grabs crotch

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

GAAAAAAHHHH YOU ARE USELESS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the rover doing out there? Tell me more and maybe I can generate something vaguely scientific.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the lab, whatever it is.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not being serious. I can do my own homework.

It is indeed a mobile laboratory. It will drive around on Mars, helping add to our knowledge of the planet’s climate and geology, as well as investigating for possible life.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you ask if they have the little pine scented dealy on the rear-view?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

philistines, uncircumsized philistines

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Being a philistine I mean

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s right, we talked about this before. You wash scrupulously.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to know how far the world has gone in their colonization plans. It’s 2011, people!! There’s supposed to be a moon base by now!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, we did?

Sorry guys.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WELL FINE I WASN'T OFFERING ANYWAY

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What about asking the Russian launch, or how going to mars is the in thing to do?

Russia prepared to launch a spacecraft destined for the Mars moon Phobos

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/335902/title/News_in_Brief_Atom_%2B_Cosmos

scroll down a bit

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that the one that got stuck in a decaying orbit and is going to spew poisonous fuel all over the earth?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yay zombie apocalypse

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TL2! I am surprised at you!

There’s a meteor shower tonight, dude, why are you here?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cold outside.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

CJ or JT?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

CJ. Hopefully, we won’t see much of JT this winter.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate this man!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t! I hate actual snow. I’m sure J.T.‘s a pretty nice guy. He did save that orphan from falling off a cliff during the World Series. I think that’s right, anyway.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Orphan

I can’t wait til Darren Baker is ready for mlb. I assume he plays baseball.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

TREVOR GRETZKY

how old is he

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

From October 2010:

Reds manager Dusty Baker supplied an update on his son during Wednesday’s media session in Philadelphia:
"Actually, he’s playing baseball out in California. He plays everything — football, basketball, black belt, tae kwon do. He does about everything there is to do.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A pit. Of spiders.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

/panics

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This move by Snow was unnecessary.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Was there a better option?

The throw beat him by a mile and the season was on the line. Time to throw down your best League of Their Own.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 17, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Snow went out his way to knock him over. A slide inside the baseline would have been better.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt there were any good options.

Snow was out no matter what. He was sooooo slow, and Rodriguez had the ball with time to spare. A slide would have made him an easy target for the tag. I think Snow, in the millisecond he had to decide, figured his only prayer was to dislodge the ball.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, what about some nice argylle?

Speaking of which, we were just watching some Led Zeppelin concert footage and Page was wearing argylle.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask him if Brian Glass’ recent livejournal entry is describing a specific problem with the MSL drill.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

sick Pelosi burn
Washington (CNN) – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi declined Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry’s debate invitation and poked a little fun at the Texas governor while she was at it.

“He did ask if I could debate here in Washington on Monday,” Pelosi said, responding to a question about Perry’s invitation. “It is my understanding that such a letter has come in. Monday I’m going to be in Portland in the morning and I’m going to be visiting some of our labs in the afternoon, that’s two, I can’t remember what the third thing is I’m going to be doing.”

Also, why in the fuck would he propose debating her?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

Because Pelosi has infinitely lower approval ratings than Obama?

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anyone in congress that has a positive approval rating?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Henry Clay.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he going to try running for President again from beyond the grave?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Franken?

Actually I have no idea, but he seems cool.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know individually but: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/congress-approval-rating-porn-polygamy_n_1098497.html

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How do 16% of people approve of an oil spill?!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 17, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn birds needed killing.

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

JOBS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Everyone in the country likes their own member of congress.

It’s all the other ones.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s exactly right.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I’m ambivalent on mine.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking on the aggregate

In a public national poll my firm did, we found that 46% of people approve of the job their own congressperson is doing, and just 39% disapprove.

http://www.politico.com/polls/politico-george-washington-university-battleground-poll.html

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s generally the case, historically.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Most voters are represented by a member for whom they voted.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s kind of…yeah.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s from an OLD POLITICAL FAMILY FROM BALTIMORE

omg wire

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a pretty good burn

but all too easy

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

oops

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal is reporting a new CBA for baseball. Jon Heyman says no.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

so its confirmed then?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

According to this

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/MLB-labor-deal-owners-players-union-bud-selig-111711

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Tim Tebow has already thrown more passes than Sunday.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Vegas (+/-) was 11 completions.

My KINGDOM on the under…

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

6 with 9:14 to go in the 4th quarter

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Jesus

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Gee guys, nice tackling….
AND YOU GET PAID FOR THAT?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

By the looks of it, no one in this game should be paid for anything.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ok so this title reminded me of possibly the greatest econ video ever made

An epic rap battle between hayek and keynes

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that one is pretty hilarious

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Hayek. How I love you so.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that guy has a spectacular rack.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

WELP

So much for picking up Sanchez as a bye week QB.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Nov 17, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

MY POKEMONZ

Mark Sanchez uses Perish Song!
Mark Sanchez doesn’t tag out!

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LoL -23 yards on the play….
Hehehehe

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK

That better not count as -23 rushing yards. That would put him basically at 0 for the half.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Nov 17, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It might depend on your league, but yeah, I think it would count against his rushing yards.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

According to ESPN Gamecast he has 0 yards rushing now

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I also started Greene.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they normally put the bad teams on Thursday night?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

Sort of

They’re just really bad at predicting who’ll be good.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. The Jets looked pretty decent until Tom Brady and the Patriots stole their lunch money and made out with their girlfriend last week.

You could just see their depression after that loss.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

This year has been loopy anyway. With injuries and people not doing what they are ‘poseda …. Mr. Merope does a pick ’em league and every week it’s an ordeal to pick.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They did way more than just make out…

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

More ratings than Community?

too soon?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s football; it beats everything.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, see Chargers-Raiders last week

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused, what channel is this on?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The NFL Network

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a whole channel for that?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, I actually have that. Huh.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like there is a whole channel for the MLB

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And the NHL and NBA and Tennis and Golf

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what? A baseball channel? Yeah right, George Jetson. And I suppose we’re all using flying cars to get to work now! Ha ha!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i was promised space. instead i got dystopia.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Elroy never had a chance.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Next week

San Francisco at Baltimore.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

According to CBS game tracker, Mark Sanchez just aborted.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

not a person

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow is incredibly disappointed.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Jets should punt here.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

As a Giants fan, I relate to this comment.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ELI

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So apparently being able to kick accurately has no bearing on one’s ability to get a job as a place kicker in the NFL. If this interview thingy doesn’t go well next, next Wednesday maybe I’ll try out. I played soccer in college, I can kick at least as well as these jokers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, but you are a woman…
…What!?!! Stop scowling at me!

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

did I mention I can kick…. balls… ?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you never seen Necessary Roughness?

GIRLZ CAN KICK TOO!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh
Tim Lincecum’s agent, Rick Thurman of Beverly Hills Sports Council, said he’s not seeking more than a one- or two-year deal for the two-time NL Cy Young Award winner, tweets Andrew Baggarly of the San Jose Mercury News, although Thurman added that “there are never any absolutes.”

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Only a Zito deals in absolutes.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Looks more like Grey Goose to me.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to buy some of that tonight for a Monte Carlo party on Saturday but jeez that stuff is expensive.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And should be savored slowly!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I went with Skyy instead.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No no

That is the nice stuff.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

mix with orange juice!

Or, pineapple grapefruit. ooo

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

You stop tasting it after this first 7 or 8 shots.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a Costco sized bottle sitting in my fridge. Just sitting there. Gets used from time to time but I’m sure it’s lonely.

Bought it and a Costco sized bottle of Jager for a camping trip a couple months back. We finished the Jager the first night. Didn’t feel like drinking the next.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What I remember of the impromptu camp fire dance party was great though.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate Jager.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Expensive and great.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Never had it

I have some Legacy, aged two weeks to perfection, in my freezer right now. Not excited for that.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Barry. What would Hamilton say?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

Just turned the game on. Seems kinda blah.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

well poop

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I find hockey “blah”, it might be better than this Thursday night football game.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Two teams that can't run and can't throw. Whee!

It’s like watching the Rockettes:
one-two-three-KICK!
one-two-three-KICK!*

*Joke stolen from the nineteen-fifties.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 17, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's a fascinating OT tidbit

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/18/business/energy-environment/direct-current-technology-gets-another-look.html?hp

Thomas Edison and his direct current, or DC, technology lost the so-called War of the Currents to alternating current, or AC, in the 1890s after it became clear that AC was far more efficient at transmitting electricity over long distances.

Today, AC is still the standard for the electricity that comes out of our wall sockets. But DC is staging a roaring comeback in pockets of the electrical grid.

TAKE THAT TESLA

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

That is interesting

But don’t forget- If the iIluminati had not suppressed Tesla’s work, we would have electricity transmitted through the air now.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Nov 17, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrian Veidt

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

All those trees in Bohemian Grove? Conductors.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

adapting is one of Sabean’s strengths

Actually, it’s called ,“throwing junk into the lineup and seeing what sticks.”

Over

by cybermaldonado on Nov 17, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Haha Fonty.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

low sexy cajun voice

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So now PETA says

they were just kidding about Mario skinning raccoon dogs alive and everyone needs to calm down.

Cleverly disguised, PETA. Here I thought you were being obnoxious attention whores like always, but apparently there’s so much more to it this time.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

Next time I see a PETA demonstration, I will buy a hamburger and eat it in front of them.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The first 99%er

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I just figured something out

fWAR = WAR stat on fangraphs website
rWAR = WAR stat on baseball reference website

is that right?

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Nov 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

It’s actually rWAR = fangRaphs and fWAR = baseball reFerence
(you are correct)

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY LITTLE JOE!!!!
JOE P WITH A SHORTIE!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

LOL THIS GUY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 8:15 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

There a back story there? Or did somebody just forget what color jersey his team was wearing that game?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not funny to make fun of the disabled. even if it is only a disabled image.

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by son of ggf on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

arggguhhh, whats happening? me not know! must punch!

by BustyPoser on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that

looks like something Esa Tikkanen would do. So I approve.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Geeez I thought we were done with the McD hipster commercials… ugh.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

I just heard a rock remix of Kars 4 kids. Is this real life?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

I heard that a couple days ago.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

Now I get to hear so more about the greatness of Tebow.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

He would not doing this against good defensive teams like Pittsburgh, Baltimore or San Francisco.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
SKIP BAYLESS WAS RIGHT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

Super Bowl XXIV Reprise!!

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by son of ggf on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

ALL TEBOW DOES IS WIN.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

TEBOW LO VULT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Game managers do not run like that!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY BIG JOE!!!!!
That was pretty, and yay for Joe taking the damn shot and not trying to pass it on to someone else.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions  

PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Shift A

So this post would mean that Melky Cabrera is the big bat for the off season and I can go back to being all RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE about it?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Whatever floats your boat.
I just don’t believe anything anybody says, so don’t judge by my nonchalance.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow is the Sakuragi Hanamichi of the NFL

I don’t think anybody will get the reference but what the heck

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

You might as well explain it then, I don’t want to look it up.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I will interpret it as being some guy who really sucks at what he does, but keeps getting fucking lucky and succeeding anyhow.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

PEREGRIN TOOK

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right
At first, Sakuragi was known for his poor basketball skills as a beginner and in his first official matches, fouled out every game. However, his basketball skills advanced throughout the series. First he developed his basic skills, such as dribbling and layups. Then, trained by Akagi, he became a formidable rebounder, with his rebounding becoming his claim to fame throughout the latter half of the series

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG RAIN ALREADY!!!!
I’M SOOO SICK OF THE SMOKE!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Revis talked all that shit, and then loses to Tebow

Tebow is horrible but he must feel like a beast right now

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Nov 17, 2011 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody here been to Giants-Mets at TaxpayerBailout FIeld?

Hard to get to? Expensive?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

Considering the last series in New York had a ton of Giants fans, I would say no.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You live in Le Grand Pomme?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Cyrillic? brighton beach?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Greek

Oi megales milon, I think; I can’t read Greek like I can Cyrillic. I don’t know Greek, but I’m pretty sure “oi megales” means “the big”.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Greek it is. Astoria, Queens.

That’s what a English-to-Greek translator spit out for “the big apple.”

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 18, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t been to see the Mets since Shea.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never gone to Citi Field, but I passed by it several times. Seems pretty easy to get to.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You ride the 7 train until it gets there. Easy peasy.

If you have paid for Giants tickets, Mess tickets will seem cheap by comparison. Unless it’s a Yankees game, in which case don’t go.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, what a goal by Torrey Mitchell! Nicely done guys. 4-1 Sharkies.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

Man, The Office is terrible now.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

ESPN love for Tebow is ridiculous

A live press conference by Tebow was covered, at the same time, by ESPN, ESPN 2 and ESPNEWS.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

I get an update from my ESPN app after every game with how he plays. It’s nuts.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They do run things into the ground, don’t they.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

bored. let's post tumblr graphics.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

most read articles on SFGate as of this moment
1. ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1’ review
   2. Vallejo cop killed by suspected bank robber
   3. Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher
   4. Congress OKs bill averting government shutdown
   5. Crotchless thongs for teens-seriously?
   6. Fla. Craigslist jobseeker found dead in Ohio grave
   7. APNewsBreak: Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher

WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS ANY MORE?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

I hear Mick LaSalle hated it. Does that mean it’s good?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Mick LaSalle’s reviews. I don’t always agree with him, but that’s ok. He’s no Ebert.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why was she married to Ashton kutcher anyway?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d better go read both those articles and figure it out!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

She wanted to live in Charlie Sheen’s Malibu condo.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow Winchester with a goal. I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you. It’s like 5-1 now.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:38 PM PST reply actions  

Did Vlasic also get a goal? What is the world coming to? I’m sorry I missed most of this game.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yup
4 points on the night, so far.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Anne Catwoman. Discuss.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

...what the hell is on her head?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

some sort of hi-tech glasses/headpiece. When she flips them up into a headband they’re ears.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly what I was wondering

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by Kestrel76 on Nov 17, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid glasses, gotta have ears. Rest is fine.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 17, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They should have just used a variation on Catwoman’s current comic look.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 18, 2011 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That looks much, much worse than just giving her a mask.

by Hyoton on Nov 18, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

She should be in a fur bikini

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Furkini?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Merkini?

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This movie is going to suck isn't it

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Most likely

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re over thinking it.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 18, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks win!!!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

Aw, Brodie

“Joe, what can you say about this ultimate team effort?”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Pickles!!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it's about time!

Cain Gets Secret Service Protection

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Nov 17, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Yay Matt!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

im at lax

I saw Roy Halladay, wanted to go neener neener, my team beat you.

by andy25 on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I’m 5

by andy25 on Nov 17, 2011 10:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

u r

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Doc in LAX?

Trying to find Kershaw and say “April Fools!”?

"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 18, 2011 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

McCoven pile-on gif

FOR THE SWARM!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Cuteness Overload!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AND WE ARE THE ADORABLE PUPPIES

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Accept Crawford or we will cuddle you to death!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/wet noses

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Herro.

I’m bored.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

can you read japanese?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly.

Somewhat? The whole kanji thing…I don’t know all of them. But I could look them up.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not working on your NaNo?
I finally cleared 20,000 words.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! :D 30,000 to go! How hard can it be? Don’t answer that.

I was hoping to make it to halfway today but right now I’m staring at a blank page going “mreeeeeeeeeeh what do I wriiiiiiite?”.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m cutting out whole passages of my book wholesale!

It’s fun. It’s like work but a lot easier.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be doing a lot of that if I ever actually take this beyond a very rough draft. And world building. My world building is utter crap. Oh fantasy.

It’s been interesting though. I do a lot of short story writing, some of it vaguely connected, but this actual novel thing is new. The weirdest part has been pacing it. I really have no idea if my chapters are too long or too short, if I need to be moving faster or if I’m not moving fast enough, etc.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I figure if I do 2500 a day I’ll make it.
I’m not even trying to do anything decent anymore. One day I’m gonna work on dialog,next day descriptions, etc…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve finally abandoned writing in order. I was trying to be good and not skip around because I’m completely lacking anything resembling an outline so I don’t really know how I’m getting from one point to the next. But…what’s the fun in being organized?

/headdesk

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m all over the place. I wrote a book a long long time ago, had an outline and worlds created, maps drawn and everything. I’m just doing NaNo to get back into the writing thing. If it’s crap I don’t care, I just want to get the words flowing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

El Person, please take any critiques straight to the AV Club comments section because...

Community was AWESOME tonight. Right in my wheelhouse for big laughs. Bronze statue of Luis Guzman!

And did anyone else think Jeff wearing a bald wig to play the part of Dean in the commercial made him look like a tall Cody Ross?

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

I thought Community bit. Just awful and everything I hate about the show.

Also, it’s not up on the AV Club so if the internet seems off right now, that’s why

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not seen it yet and now that I have pressed r to reply I am looking away from the screen while typing because SPOILERS.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm, pie

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

Who here has an American Alsatian?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:46 PM PST reply actions  

I'm having an AL/NL argument with a friend on fb.

It started when she whined about the Astros going into the AL West and I said, “no one should be banished to the AL.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

Five words:

“A’s versus Astros in Oakland!”

There won’t be a tarp big enough to cover all the unused seats for those games.

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by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I may have to add that to the discussion. Thanks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

#occupythecoliseum

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

good news

the unbalanced schedule means they’ll have 50 of those games each year!

I’m sure Astros fans (hahaha) can’t wait to host the _____nd AAA’s either.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:11 AM PST up reply actions  

the unbalanced schedule means they’ll have 50 of those games each year!

With this realignment, isn’t the unbalanced schedule suppose to go away.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Then what the hell are they realigning the leagues for?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Even playoff odds, among other things.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

to bring you interleague excitement™ throughout the season!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Opening Day!

Final series!

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never gotten what the deal is with an unbalanced schedule. Even a balanced schedule is unbalanced. Did any other team in the NL West face Kershaw 5 times this year?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Back in OC

What did I miss?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

It’s been pretty quiet. Most people seem to have been watching football or hockey or the last episode of Community.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and now we’re going to bed.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Yay, Pickles.

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by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fake body parts, anyway.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t call it that.

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by ResDog on Nov 18, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah it's THE OC

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Just saw a clip of Tebow after the game tonight. My gaydar blipped.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 PM PST reply actions  

As TL2 says, he is a handsome man. I didn’t get a vibe off him, but my ‘dar isn’t as highly tuned as yours probably is.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Now Aaron Rodgers on the other hand…

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen him talk.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

After just one awful episode of Big Bang Theory, two cast members…..

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by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

the one dude who used to be on Roseanne is one

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by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what's so annoying about the nonstop Tebow media action

Of course I wish that they would talk about Alex Smith, because his change of fortunes is an interesting story and the 49ers are the second-best team in the NFL, but he’s still average and kind of boring as a person, so I’m willing to accept that he might fly under the radar. But Aaron Rodgers won the Super Bowl last year and he’s having one of the best seasons of all time, and yet the only time we ever see him is in those ads for insurance. Why?

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by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. Maybe no correspondent wants to go to Green Bay unless they have to in order to cover a game?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

whatever, sean casey. yeah the AL is the “superior league”. better players, more offense, blah blah blah. Last 2 ASGs. Last 2 World Serieses.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 PM PST reply actions  

Agent Ned: Matt, have you met Kim Kardashian?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 12:20 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So they've finally found a left fielder.

Who are they going to sign to play center?

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by Bhaakon on Nov 18, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Andres Torres

/ducks

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by SFGuy on Nov 18, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

nah

Ned’s not that smart.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Blanco!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 18, 2011 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Gregor Clegane!

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

One career year and he gets that contract

Even Jayson Werth is befuddled.

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- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 18, 2011 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

bye, nerbs. have a nice thanksgiving! I’m off for Seattle tomorrow…

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by son of ggf on Nov 18, 2011 12:48 AM PST reply actions  

Have fun. Hope it doesn’t rain too much.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 18, 2011 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha…

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 18, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Travel safely!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants suck

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 18, 2011 4:18 AM PST reply actions  

just finished watching moneyball

Liked it, didnt love it. It kind of irked me that they didnt show any bit of Tejada or Zito and the big 3. Oh well, entertaining flick.

by ir1shgiant on Nov 18, 2011 5:39 AM PST reply actions  

Yea

The longest scene of the big 3 was of Hudson’s giving up run.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 6:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

How could they make their point that Beane was such a genius if they show that most of those victories were due to great players?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 18, 2011 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Who drafted and developed the big 3? Was it Alderson or Beane?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there you go then.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Moving the Astros to the AL sucks. Why not the Brewers?

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:17 AM PST reply actions  

seriously

i think its good when a state has one al team and one nl team
brewers should have been the team to go

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by operation carrot on Nov 18, 2011 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

More to the point, having regional teams in different leagues makes interleague play stupid and irrelevant. OMG HOW CAN A RANGERS FAN SEE AN NL GAME WITHOUT SCHEDULING THEM

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’re going to expand to 32 teams soon. Either that or add the DH to the NL.

Having Interleague all year long seems like it would cause more problems. Random series throughout the year where AL pitchers suddenly need to hit? Where your everyday DH suddenly needs to sit?

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

do people see the dh coming to the nl as an inevitability ?

I really really dont want it to ever happen

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by operation carrot on Nov 18, 2011 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

it seems like it to me. :(

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it will either be 2 more teams or NL DH.

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I have never ever wanted to stop watching baseball in all my years

not during the strike
not during the steroids outbreak
not when the giants were terrible
I always love baseball no matter what

but baseball with a dh in it just isnt baseball to me
I wouldnt stop watching
but it wouldnt be the same sport to me either

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by operation carrot on Nov 18, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

that's a little much

I don’t hate watching CAL or college or AL games because the pitcher doesn’t hit. Although to be fair in college there’s a fair bit of substitution (closers are often position players, for instance).

But to me the major reason to have it in development levels is to let an extra position player get at-bats. In the majors, it’s just a gimmick and one that makes the bench much less important.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The argument will of course be “hey, we’ve had all these interleague games for so long, see what a pain it is? WE MUST HAVE DH IN ALL GAMES FOR GREAT JUSTICE”

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised they didn’t put it in with the latest CBA

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by ResDog on Nov 18, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a damned mess.

There’s not two cities I can think of that have an economy that can support a ballclub at the moment and the political will to build a stadium for one. NJ would be great but the Yankees and Mets wouldn’t ever agree. Plus you still have the weak sisters in FLA/TB/OAK. Then there’s 5 lead weights.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i disagree

i think portland could
as well as a city in the carolinas
but really rather than expansion i would like to see tampa moved to one of those two places

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by operation carrot on Nov 18, 2011 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I said "two cities"

Portland is dead in the water and has utterly no interest in baseball or a baseball stadium.

Carolina’s a possibility. Maybe Austin, I don’t know what their economy is like. But TEX and HOU wouldn’t let that happen either, or San Antonio.

Tampa needs to go to NJ. That would be all kinds of cool.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Portland seems like it would be so, so logical

and then you realize that they couldn’t even support a minor league team. Whoops!

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Twice in five years or something. And the last time they remodeled the stadium so it can’t host baseball. JUUUUST to make sure.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the one they remodeled to support soccer?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well there is another option, that I’ll see somebody already mentioned after I hit “post,” get rid of two teams! One from each league. For example, make the Royals the official AAAA team of the Yankees…

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean like the Kansas City/Oakland Athletics?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Leave houston in the AL and get rid of KC/Oakland? okay.

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

you're so awesome

The whole point of moving the stupid Brewers in the first place was “we can’t schedule 15 team leagues”. Jerkoffs.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Because that would require logic.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Natural Rivalry with Texas

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Pull the other one.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

currently writing a policy paper for an IR class

remind me to never get into foreign relations for a career

by ir1shgiant on Nov 18, 2011 6:25 AM PST reply actions  

Oh man, the Raiders are going to make the playoffs, aren't they?

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

BAY AREA FOOTBALL

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

remember in like september when everyone was like

OH BAY AREA SPORTS SUCK LOL

then the NFL season started

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by jponry on Nov 18, 2011 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Just win, baby.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

not if the tebows can keep this up

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by operation carrot on Nov 18, 2011 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

SelfishTebow

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

And imagine if they had Palmer all year. Once they get McFadden back watch out!

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by ResDog on Nov 18, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Go Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraiders!!!

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

80% chance of rain my Aunt Fanny… when I go pull up that doppler map there’d better be something sitting offshore. It is bright and sunny here right now. wth?

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

I think it rained a while last night, and it’s cloudy here now. And, of course, my lawn sprinklers came on as scheduled. Dammit.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Merope

Did you watch the news this morning? The weather lady on KCRA was cracking me up this morning saying she swore there would be rain today in the valley.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

Wunderground still has it at 70%
I’m not looking for monsoon. That window upstairs still leaks when we get downpours. Just a nice little rain shower.

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

A little rain would be nice. Too bad it’s fucking sunny and clear which is making me laugh because yesterday there was 70% chance of rain.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday there was 80% chance of rain for today, today it’s down to 70% (according to wunderground anyway)

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it will come later today.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

shit be cloudy now

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 18, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda Poop Tea

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Not clicking that at this hour…or ever…

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

CLICK IT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

NO!

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody tell Pablo that this is an opportunity for him to make some $ on the side.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry if it's been posted but
The Giants might need to make him a monster offer – one of say, six to eight years – to persuade him to sign a longer deal.

"It depends on how they come after me," Lincecum told the Chronicle. "If it’s aggressive, obviously I want to take that into consideration and talk about it with my agent and see what he thinks is good. I haven’t dismissed anything."

http://mlbbuzz.yardbarker.com/blog/mlbbuzz/with_lincecum_giants_face_choice_of_two_extremes/8160412?new_post=true

I don’t like the sound of that quote.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

I’d rather see Cain signed to the long term deal.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather see Reyes signed to the long term deal.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought about prefacing it with, “I know I speak on behalf of GiantPain when I say…”

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, hell, Posey. He must have at least some doubt after last year about whether he’s going to have a 15 years-long career. If he agrees to something ridiculous like 7 years/$40-50 million, do it.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! Let’s Longoria him!

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d imagine that he might be more risk averse regarding his potential future earnings after last year.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Slight tangent

I just realized how awful/longterm that Mauer contract is

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to think extending Posey would be a good idea

But I dunno any more. If I had to pick one position player to extend now into his FA years, it’d be Pablo, or maybe Brandon.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

BLOGGER REPORTS GIANTS TO SIGN BRANDON CRAWFORD TO LONG-TERM DEAL

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Because of the injury? Wouldn’t that create the perfect buy-low moment?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It's possible

But low could get lower. And I think the Giants impression of Posey’s true talent level is inflated. I doubt he has another season with rate stats as good as good as his rookie year.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to say re Buster. I think just about everyone’s view of Buster is inflated in light of his incredible first year. I am sure that just about every GM would love to have Buster. You, however, could probably say this about Jason Heyward at the end of last year.

A big part of Buster’s value is that he plays catcher and plays the position well. A 4 WAR catcher is incredible, a 4 WAR 1B is very good.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No, a 4 WAR catcher and a 4 WAR first baseman are exactly as valuable

WAR takes position into account.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Is it position adjust for defense only or both offense or defensive. I probably should have said oWAR.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

oWAR also takes position into account.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

oWAR ▾ — Offensive Wins Above Replacement for position players
The same statistic as Wins Above Replacement for Position
Players (WAR), but with the defensive value excluded.
Contains the factor for batting stats, a positional adjustment, and the replacement player adjustment.
Factors developed by Sean Smith of BaseballProjection.com

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Dumb. How do you get positional adjustments without using defensive stats?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

What?

A positional adjustment uses nothing other than the information about where the player physically played. A positional adjustment does not take into account how well a player plays a position, just that he played it.

The defensive stats are used to give a player credit for how well he plays a position. The positional adjustment is just there to tell us where the dude played.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, ok, so the average is just calculated relative to everyone else who played there. So it’s basically VORP with presumably different linear weights involved?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Positional adjustment is as simple as, oh, he plays first base, he gets minus 10 runs. Oh, he palys catcher, he gets plus 10.

Obviously there are more complex calculation for guys who play some games at some positions and some at others, etc, etc.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But how do you know how much a third baseman’s position is relative to a second baseman?

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

By examining the numbers

And seeing, on the aggregate, how well third basemen have hit relative to second basemen.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like that way of calculating positional adjustments, but I guess if you’re going to do it and avoid defensive stats entirely, that’s probably the only way to go about it.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I'd bet I'm probably making that up

It’s entirely possible that the positional adjustment is based on batted ball data and which positions generally get the most play. I don’t know.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I know the positional adjustments that fangraphs uses were developed by Tom Tango

I believe using data on players who played multiple positions and seeing how they performed at each one? Something like that.

I’m completely in the dark on B-R’s adjustments.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

If they’re just measuring offense, seems like they’d have to have eight different scales rather than trying to put them all on one.

The Tango adjustments use a little from Column A and a little from Column B and an extra adjustment when it feels right. It all seems dubious to me, but he knows a lot more about it than I do, so whatever.

by Evan on Nov 18, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The extra adjustment is usually just to make the numbers a little prettier.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Except for the catcher adjustment and the infield/outfield adjustments. Those are kind of shots in the dark.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Which involves using defensive data to equate how well a person playing second base and third base does.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather see Yuni Betancourt signed to the long term deal. Wait…

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That as well. I’m just speaking about if the Giants had to sign either Lincecum or Cain to long-term deals.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They are the Giants, somehow it will be screwed up.

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah they’ll piss off one of them or both of them and they don’t re-sign with the Giants.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I really think Cain will be a life-time Giant. He seems like playing for the Giants and living in the city.

Timmy on the other is hard to read.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone tell Lincecum that the agent works for him and he doesn’t work for the agent.

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by SFGuy on Nov 18, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer
NY Post:

Cashman not willing to break bank in offseason

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman has done his first lap around the available high-end starting pitchers and, well, he is hoping the prices drop in time for Christmas.

"I’d like to do something, but I am not going to do something at the current costs," Cashman said.

If you want a symbol of how unenthusiastic the Yankees are about the requests for top-flight rotation help consider this: C.J. Wilson’s agent requested a New York visit for his client on Tuesday and was told "we’ll get back to you." And Wilson is the top starter talent on the Yankees’ free-agent board.

I see a pattern here with teams this off season. Nolan Ryan, Ned Colletti, Brian Sabean, Brian Cashman,…claiming poverty. I guess we’ll see.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

Yankees are supposedly out of the

Yu Darvish sweepstakes.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Burris sighting!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The Shredder?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That Shredder wasn’t really Shredder.

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

What about this Shredder?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Much better

SPOILER for a series no one cares about: The Shredder in the more recent TMNT series turned out to be a Krang-like alien.

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

/deletes his netflix queue and cries

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven't watched TMNT in a while

GIS fail.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

What?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

These are interesting.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That's some insane OBP projections for Rollins going forward.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what projection system could project such a huge gap between Rollins and Reyes.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

"Reyes doesn't draw many walks."-Brian Kenny

He’s perfect for the Giants!

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright, guess I better go take my walk before this supposed monsoon hits us. pffffffft

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by Merope on Nov 18, 2011 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

T minus 30 minutes until I can go to the taco truck.

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 8:30 AM PST reply actions  

29 too many!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about it.

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope it’s driven by a Teamster!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

“Food” on wheels!

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Me: Is this a chicken salad sandwich or a turkey salad sandwich?
Them: Yes
Me: How Much?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Read this great story from Fear The Fin
Link

When Elise was first diagnosed with leukemia her first months of treatment were frightening affairs. Each new procedure brought on more and more anxiety, coming to the point where fear began to run her life. She would enter and exit the hospital screaming, and even tasks as simple as brushing her teeth and taking her pills were approached with trepidation.

That all changed when she met another brave young patient however. Elise learned that her unique situation was one that allowed her to make a positive impact in the lives of others, and that her bravery could inspire others to fight just as hard as she does.

“Elise met a fellow patient in clinic who has business cards and invites other kids to see how brave he is when he gets IVs. Within a week, Elise was telling us she wanted to be an expert too, and we started filming her brave feats so that she could share them with other kids,” Elise’s mother Heather said. “Nothing about this leukemia stuff is easy, but we all want other families to know that it does get better over time. Elise is about the most dramatic proof for which anyone could ask.”

This story made me cry because my brother is fighting the same disease.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

Mambo No. 5 meets The Matrix. Worth it for the 1:05 mark.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

On one hand, that's amazing

On the other hand, how would you even think to do that?

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people have way too much time on their hands

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Wikipedia says the release date for the Matrix was March 31, 1999 and the single for Mambo No. 5 was April 19, 1999 in Germany.

Late 90’s music was horrible.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You take that back

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Was Brandon Belt’s love of the Backstreet Boys and ’N Sync mentioned here?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

What is that arm doing!?

BRANDON! NOOOOO!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Blink! 3EB! Eve 6!

Jagged. Little. Pill.

EVERYONE HAD THAT RECORD.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but then there was The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner, so there.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Not actually a huge Ben Folds fan myself.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying very hard right now not to murder you where you stand.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I enjoy him as a person

And I’m a big fan of his judging skills on The Sing Off.

But I dunno. I never got in to his singing voice.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL BEN FOLDS

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

GO TO HELL

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL SWEAT TEE

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

LEAVE TL2 ALONE!

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m ashamed to admit I listened to Creed.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Bye bye bye

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I listen to the Pandora NSYNC station kind of a lot.

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by kdl on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to also listen to Smashmouth. The music we used to listen too………………..I’m sure we’ll be saying the same thing about listening to today’s music ten years from now.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Smash Mouth was great.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Loser

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That was Beck

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Or

3 Doors Down

I have both albums.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Kryponite was the song I shared with my first girlfriend.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

MEANIE

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a halo above your bed post?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not mine, but I’ll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Atta boy

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Smash Mouth was great for a year but then became annoying.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

But, I mean, I still listen to that crappy stuff now. It makes me happy.

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by kdl on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a station in Sacramento that plays 90’s music. I’ll listen to that station every once in a while.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

90s was a great decade for music

Narrowing down to the “late 90s” eliminates a lot of my favorite stuff from the grunge era, but Pearl Jam and Nirvana still get regular listens on my ipod.

I think we’ve discussed this here before, but anyone else have a last.fm?

http://www.last.fm/user/VVick3d

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m natto on last.fm.

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Your musical compatibility with natto is High

Music you have in common includes Mumford & Sons, The Beatles, Green Day, blink-182 and Weezer.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not a shock

but I like pop music. I was in high school/college in the late 90s and pop music was fun and better than.

Spears, Aguilar, Nsync, BB, 98 degrees, Jessica Simpson were all pretty darn good pop artists.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

“Genie in a Bottle” was alright.

Young men everywhere wanted Britney Spears.

It got to the point where you couldn’t tell the difference between N Sync and Backstreet boys.

Jessica Simpson was a wannabe Spears.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I was young and stupid as hell in the 90s

So when I discovered popular music it was, sadly, through the lens of things like Korn and Limp Bizkit. Luckily I realized Metallica existed, bought their cover album, and escaped.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 18, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked Korn’s first song. The rest of their music not so much.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was 12

Their incoherent, directionless rage spoke to me. Of course, what it was saying was mostly HERP DERP RWWARRRRR FUCK but that sounded like a good idea at the time.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 18, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Godsmack was the band I always hated. We get it, you’re angry.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to be a big Godsmack fan. Those were sad times.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 18, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Those were sad times

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

/nods grimly

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 18, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I like both Korn and Godsmack.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

We already knew there was something wrong with you.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn!

Giving myself away here.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I was really into the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

They’re still mostly cool.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 18, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

When people got millions for starting websites, the WTC was still standing, and the big worry was whether our computers would work on 1/1/2000.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I will cut straight to the chase. Today’s music is awful.

by Hyoton on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's weather

After a stormy midweek, the East will be calm and sunny today. Highs will be at or near seasonal averages in most locations. Very windy conditions will be present in the central Plains, with gusts in Kansas and Oklahoma in the 35 to 40 mph range.

A powerful wedge of cold air is making its way across the Canadian border into Montana and North Dakota today. Temperatures in that airmass will be fifteen to thirty degrees below normal. A series of lows stretching from the Dakotas westward to the Pacific will bring snow to most of the northern Rockies, Washington, Oregon and California. That snow belt will move eastward into Colorado and Nebraska tonight. Winter weather advisories and snow warnings are already in effect from South Dakota to California.

Rain along the Pacific coast today, as far south as San Luis Obispo.

Across the southern tier of states, fair skies and mild weather. Highs in the 50s and 60s for the Deep South, warming to the 70s in the Southwest.

Today’s pick city is Eureka Springs, Arkansas, Pat Burrell’s hometown. Sunny and 59.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 8:57 AM PST reply actions  

There’s no rain here today! Everyone has lied!

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure that out. It’s supposed to be raining there.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The weather people this morning looked stunned. It was funny to watch.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It could be what we call a “bust,” which is when a forecast completely falls apart. Sometimes we know why the forecast failed, and other times we don’t. It’s those latter ones that get me. I’m looking over the data from Sacramento NWS, and it looks you guys still stand a likely shot at some showers today, tapering off tonight. So maybe it just hasn’t rained yet.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The weather woman this morning said the storm is slow moving.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That could very well be it. If it helps, it’s raining in Arcata.

That doesn’t help, does it?

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No because Arcata is like 250 miles away from here.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMN DAMN DAMN

I almost got a job there a few years back.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Arcata is near the Oregon border.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I know. Having looked at a map and all.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have taken the job up there. It’s beautiful.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Alabama Public Radio called me back first. I already accepted the position when KHSU called back. I do sometimes wonder what my life would be like had it worked out the other way.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You would be wearing flannel right now if you were in Arcata.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so that’s a non-starter.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it? Flannel everyday.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I’d grow weary of that routine in short order.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And no sweet tea. It’s beautiful up there, but can be very secluded.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I would sit down on the edge of my bed every evening and weep. Also, KHSU’s program schedule is a little funky. A little freewheeling for my tastes.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I would probably go nuts after a while. I don’t like the seclusion.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We should run a bait shop up there.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Called Sardines “R” Us

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet Arcata is extremely smug.

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I kinda figured. Plus, there’s no Walmart. Assholes.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s really close to Eureka, which is where the Wal-Mart would be, were there to be a Wal-Mart.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The coolest thing about Arcata is their sewer system. You can stroll through it, and it’s beautiful.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 18, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

there’s an awful lot of homeless/near homeless folk, voluntary and involuntary, to qualify as smug.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

only relatively

Still a good 1.5 hours at best.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

BERKMAN!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hi, JT.

I like snow, but please wait until I get home to start so that I don’t spend 309456345 hours stranded on a bus because no one here can drive once white stuff starts falling from the sky.

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by Ceora on Nov 18, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The JT on the Oregon/California broder seems to be looking at Berkman with some trepidation. I don’t blame him one bit.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Lars, you are going to love this MSL interview. Dr. Kah is great at giving narrative answers, and that’s gold in this business. I’m thinking eight minutes on ATC, then a fifteen-minutes extended cut for the website.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent!

I can’t wait to hear it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

I hope you touched on the rover surface delivery method. That still facinates me.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

She gave a great play-by-play on exactly how that will unfold.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Was she good looking?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

/googles

Meow!

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Serena DeBeer

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I just listened to my boyfriend Dr. Tyson talking with astronauts about stuff like microasteroids and spacewalking and having to use Soyuz to get into space now and other stuff. So cool.

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by Tortured on Nov 18, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 18, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Not-politicians for the win!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 18, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It is Berkmaning a little bit here now.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure it counts as his hometown just because he was born there.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 18, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

IT'S MY MAP, DAMN IT

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I have been catching 95.7 every once in awhile

while it is far from good…I find it more entertaining that KNBR…especially during the afternoon drive time.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

just use commas, dude.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

okay.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems like less work.

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by kdl on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sez the man who failed to capitalize the J.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain is going to need some aloe for that BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

,_,

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay,,,next time I will.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Got it,,,,

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Be yourself. #Occupy3Dots

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Too close to Bruce Jenkins.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Herb Caen.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

3 dots do not equal a comma.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

proof positive

95.7 stinks.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

If he says it’s good, it’s horrible.

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by SFGuy on Nov 18, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Something new to talk about
Today is the deadline for teams to add players to the 40-man roster to protect them from next month’s Rule 5 draft

I remember seeing a few discussions about this earlier in the week but who is on the potential chopping block?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

Noonan

But they may be able to save a few more players by removing some of the guys who are currently on the 40-man who will not be receiving arb offers.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

But

Noonan fits with the Giants’ plan of having attractive minor league middle-infielders

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a cool Fan Post by Fla-Giant about this.

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by kdl on Nov 18, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I am in favor of this plan.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 18, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the Giants have chosen to expand this plan to other positions

Susac and Crick are pretty good looking fellows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vp6kpAdtpQ

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

.
“I have an interest in both Freddy and Bartolo,‘’ Cashman said. "Those guys all did a good job for us, a really good job.’’

“Absolutely, that’s something we’d consider,‘’ Steinbrenner said when asked if he could see the return of one or both of the Yankees surprise starters from 2011. ’’It worked out pretty well last year. ’’

The problem, of course, is that both are likely to want a lot more dough. Garcia worked for a $1.5 million base salary plus incentives that raised his final check to more than $3 million — as well as a multiyear deal.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

Why can't they just go to a playoff system?
Among a handful of suggested format changes being considered by Bowl Championship Series members is an informal proposal that would radically change the structure of the BCS and significantly alter the major bowl selection process.

According to sources with direct knowledge of meetings held in San Francisco earlier this week, the suggested change calls for the BCS to sever its direct ties with the so-called BCS bowls — the Allstate Sugar Bowl, Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, Discover Orange Bowl and Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio — and concentrate solely on arranging a No. 1 vs. No. 2 national championship matchup.

In addition, the BCS title game could potentially be bidded out to nontraditional sites, such as Jerry Jones’ Cowboys Stadium.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7248953/bcs-proposes-only-handling-national-championship-game-sources-say

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:32 AM PST reply actions  

Why can’t they just play bowl games and go back to arguments over who the “real” number 1 team is?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Overanalysis?
That doesn’t necessarily mean that Kershaw will meet the same fate — after all, the next man on the list after Kershaw was Roger Clemens, who turned 24 in August of his first Cy Young season in 1986. Still, it is worth noting that the 233 1/3 innings Kershaw threw this year were the fourth-most by a pitcher in his age-23 season since 1994 (a bit of a cheat since 1994 and 1995 were abbreviated seasons), and the 10th most since 1990. Of the nine men who threw more innings than Kershaw in their age-23 seasons since 1990 are early flameouts like Steve Avery, Ramon Martinez, Dontrelle Willis, Jim Abbott and Alex Fernandez. Only Mike Mussina and Mark Buehrle went on to have long careers marked by a combination of excellence and durability, and Buehrle is still just 32 and a radically different kind of pitcher than the hard-throwing Kershaw.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/cliff_corcoran/11/17/clayton.kershaw.nl.cy.young/index.html#ixzz1e50ZTIiy

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

A lot of those were easy innings vs. the Giants, though.

by Every6thDay on Nov 18, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

2 big games in the Pac12

USC (8-2) at Oregon (9-1), 5 p.m., ABC regional/ESPN GamePlan
THE BUZZ: Oregon picked up a huge road win last week against Stanford, and now returns to what should be a raucous Autzen Stadium to take on the Trojans. Oregon has won 19 consecutive league games and 21 in a row overall at home. The Ducks need one more win to clinch the Pac-12 North’s spot in the league title game. Oregon has scored 100 points in its past two games against USC.

California (6-4) at Stanford (9-1), 7:15 p.m., ESPN2
THE BUZZ: This is one of the nation’s fiercest rivalries, and wouldn’t Cal love to extend Stanford’s misery after the Cardinal suffered its first loss last week? Stanford has scored at least 30 points in 13 consecutive games, and has scored at least 40 in nine of those. Cal has won in three of its past four trips to Palo Alto.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah

Cal is going to trounced. I was hoping that Stanford would beat Oregon and have a lot of pressure going into the Big Game. Now, they’ll probably play loose and kill Cal.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a late game so you can just shuffle off to bed afterwards.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrow night

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking that the SC game is going to be the better of the two. They might just keep up with Oregon’s speed. For awhile anyway…

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Until the 3rd quarter when Oregon blows them away, just like every other opponent.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, plus Autzen stadium is a tough crowd

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Worthington

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Blue Jays new-old uniforms

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Hm, I guess I like those

But I liked the ones they’ve had the past couple of years too, so whatevs.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I like they went back to the old logo.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess yeah

But I dug the black-silver-blue arrangement they’ve had. But the new one’s cool too.

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by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like those colors. I like the lighter blue.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Love it

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 18, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Me as well. Those are sharp.

The bird teams, Jays and Orioles, did well this off-season.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 18, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I missing something

or is Bautista not in the pic? Weird considering he’s probably the most recognizable and best Blue Jay player.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because he’s demanding a trade from the Blue Jays.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

LINCECUM FOR BAUSTISTA

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by SFGuy on Nov 18, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

bird not cartoony enough

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 18, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

post-taco truck food comaaaa

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

What did you eat? Please don’t say one of their Burritos?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

2 alpastor tacos, 2 carne asada tacos

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

No, they were taco truck style: meat, onion, cilantro, radish, corn tortilla

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by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You might be okay then, but I’d get some Pepto Bismol on hand just in case.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That is what a taco is.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

La-La-La — I like my Burritos like my insurance with everything rolled into one…

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

NO HANDS IN THE BUNDLER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 18, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Locally-sourced organic tacos made by union hands shouldn’t have this effect!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 18, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay...which one of you is Eric Smith?
How do you mend a broken heart? Well, if you ask Eric Smith of Philadelphia, he’d tell you with a Master Chief armor costume from the video game Halo. Heartbroken after his girlfriend left him, Smith wanted nothing to do with the $2,000 canary-yellow diamond engagement ring he’d purchased for her.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I’d hate to tel him but that suit ain’t gonna safe him from getting mugged like I did the other day.

#unoccupyphiladelphia

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by say hey nation on Nov 18, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

Are you okay?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, just a kidney punch from behind followed by the threat off a gun (never actually saw one) and a demand for my wallet. But the joke is on them I carry two wallets when I out and about. One in my back pocket with some old business cards and 5 or 10 dollars in cash and a real one in my jacket but also with minimal cash.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 18, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet people think its strange that you do that, but now you can rub their faces in it and tell them how smart you are.

/silver lining

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 18, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. Not a bad idea.

by Hyoton on Nov 18, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Geez, sorry that happened to you. I like your strategy. When I traveled overseas I always spread my money and passports and visas around my body. Divide and survive.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds very… sensual.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

So I actually watched UCLA get hammered by MTSU

in person.

It was prety comicle watching Josh Smith try to play post defense with a team that new how to move the ball through the low post and had an athletic big man. The Wear twins look pretty soft and timid. And no one on UCLA can hit a jumpshot. And Zeke Jones plays with his head down.

They didn’t just have a bad night, they weren’t as good as MTSU in any dimmension of the game. They will probably get better, but I’m not sure how much.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

I did not realize they were 0-2. Weren’t they supposed to win the pac-12 this year?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of people predicted UCLA would win the Pac-12 today.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But yeah Cal basketball

pretty cupcake non-conference schedule this year.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Cal is going to be really good this year. I expect them to make it to at least the 2nd weekend of the NCAA tournament.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Some picked them to.

Most had them at least contending.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

How was the LA Sports Arena. I watched parts of that game and there was hardly anyone in the stands. Also how do UCLA fans feel about Ben Howland now?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I sat by a guy who was a law student. He said

he counted 100 students in the student section. There were a bunch of alumni, but probably only 3000-4000 people in attendance. The Sports Arena isn’t that big—a lot smaller than what I remember the Colesium Arena being pre-renovation.

It’s a dump that looks like it woudl be a perfect place to host roller derby.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that the Sports Arena was going to be torn down until UCLA needed a home this year.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure why they thought it was a good idea to move in.

They would have been much better off at the Pond. At leas the alumni would still come out.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t want to play so far away from the campus?

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not

but now they are playing accross the street from USC in a building they abandoned.

They coudl have bussed students in, and they would have gotten a lot better attendance from alumni I believe.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of them are pissed.

He built a bunch of equity his first five years though. He took them fromone of their worst seasons in I don’t know how long to the final four in a span of two seasons. There will be pressure on him though if this team doesn’t improve much.

Howland over-emphasizes perimeter defense in his rectruitning and as a result usually has undersized guards who can’t shoot. Granted, thsi team should still have Malcom Lee and Tyler Honeycutt, but they don’t. They would be very different with those two guys and I still think they could be a top 5 team next year if they land Shabbaz Muhammed and pair him with Kyle Anderson.

The other issue that puzzles me is how Josh Smith is still “305.” And that’s the same kind of 305 that Shaq claimed to be with the Celtics. How is he not down to 280 or 275. He lost 10 pounds over the summer. TEN POUNDS? The guy probably weighs 340. He could lay off breakfast two days in a row and lose 10 pounds. How does he go an entire offseason and not drop at least 25 pounds? Because of his weight he is completely incapable of recovering on defense because it takes all he has to get to the post on the first ball movement down low, if the offense moves the ball to the other post, it will result in a dunk because Smith cant cross the key fast enough. THey were playing Wear at the 3 and he was trying to cheat down to help the back side and often left the perimeter open. That was part of the reason MTSU shot 91% from 3 point range. Yes, you read that correctly, 91%.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

If I remember, Jru Holiday kind of ripped Howland when he left UCLA basically saying don’t go to school there. Recruiting has been tough for Howland ever since.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But the whole time he's been there,

his guards couldn’t shoot.

Afflalo despite his reputation for clutch shots was not a good perimeter shooter. Westbrook was a horrible shooter, Holiday couldn’t shoot. Everyone thought Roll could shoot ‘cause he was white, but he wasn’t a great shooter at all—average maybe. Collison was a very good shooter and unfortunately wasn’t allowed to shoot enough.

You look at the 2008 team, and it’s shocking that they couldn’t even make it to the finals. They had Westbrook, Collison, Love, Mbah a Moute, All of those guys were effective NBA starters the following season. They had some depth too with Josh Shipp, Alfred Aboya, Lorenzo Mata-Real, James Keefe, Nikola Dragovic and Chace Stanback. That team was completely loaded.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Derrick Rose torched that team in the Final 4. Couldn’t be stopped.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad
Oklahoma State tragedy

Women’s Head Basketball Coach Kurt Budke and assistant Miranda Serna were on their way back from a recruiting trip last night when their plane went down in Arkansas. All on board were killed.

This really isn’t our specialty, so I will just offer this space to leave your thoughts and send well wishes, prayers, etc to the families, friends, players, teamates, colleagues, supporters, and all of those affected by this tragedy (all of us included).

Sad day for the Cowboy Family.

10 years ago another similar tragedy struck OK State

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

FYI

Ok St. FB is 10-0 and they play tonight.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

XXXXXXXX

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can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

I can’t take it anymore…people are giving absolutely no credit to the Denver defense.

Denver is winning in spite of Tebow.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

And the STs who took a return to the 30 (?) yard line which was promptly turned into a field goal

by Hyoton on Nov 18, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Loved Adam Schefter's tweet about Tebow last night.

LOL WINZ!

AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Tim Tebow’s passing numbers might be unimpressive. His won-loss record this season — 4-1 — is not.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

He win the Cy Young.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

As well he should.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

dang it

he will win the Cy Young

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Jctgamer: Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjTAbFcsNI

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

it came across my twitter feed this morning, yes.

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can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They speak English so well.

Someone educate me on this.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Jessica and Tiffany are from the US.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

both were born in SF

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool, thanks for the info.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I was so hoping Sooyoung would just reply everything with “I LIKE BLACK MAN”

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

33 thumbs up

AMERICA

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU, TIM

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Except they actually lost that game…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 18, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

DETAILS

I couldn’t find a better picture to use in the office ok! MSPAINT JOB.

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can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

all the other pics were NSFW.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

TELL ME WHERE NAME YOUR PRICE ASJSKJLKSJGHDGALKHJAH

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-qodBTlMtA

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

YES, BABY! PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO ME!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Tebow

would qualify as a galoot right?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

In a way, yes. He’s definitely a sturdily-built gentleman.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

but that jaw

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

What? I like his jaw!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

and the

nose

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

What? I like his nose!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Let them be

They don’t understand.

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. So wise.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And their ears.
And the whiskers and the nose.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

GQ once said he has corn-fed abs.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Mm-hmm.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

just needed something to troll my broncos friends at work with ;p

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

All he does is win

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm predicting that he will be a hall of fame tight end or fullback

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hater

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

First you run for a yard

Then you run for two yards
Then you throw an incomplete pass
Then you punt!

by Hyoton on Nov 18, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

jesus will smite you

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

What play would Jesus run?

by Lunkus on Nov 18, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

haiyooooooooooo

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Doumit
Free agent catcher Ryan Doumit is expected to make a decision about his next team today, and he’s down to two AL clubs according to ESPN’s Jerry Crasnick (on Twitter). Doumit turned down a one-year, $3MM offer from the Dodgers earlier this month.

I was thinking Sabean would get either Doumit or Jamey Carroll. I guess it was Willie Bloomquist or nothing.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

I think Doumit fits better in the AL as a DH and part time C.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Unlike Pat the Bat

Doumit doesn’t want to play the field.

by Lunkus on Nov 18, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I find it amusing

that almost every comment about Pat the Bat is a double entendre.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d swing Pat’s ba—

Oh, shit. You’re right.

Damn.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s a double entendre so much as an entendre.

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by speckops on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

COCKPAT!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 18, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope I don’t get throw out trying to stretch them in to triples.

by Lunkus on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t know that. So only catcher and maybe DH?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

pgammo Peter Gammons
Eqqndu

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Word

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by CalBear949 on Nov 18, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m worried about him.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 18, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This Tweet doesn’t seen that un-ordinary for him.

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

reyes_photo Michael Reyes
This tweet is more informative than Jon Heyman’s last ten RT @pgammo: Eqqndu

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by jctGamer on Nov 18, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So true

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

POCKET TWITTER!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Peter 1 hr after the taco truck.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 18, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Has everone seen this story?
http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/11/16/london-rippers-baseball-team-denies-reference-to-serial-killer-even-with-mascot-named-jack/

If you’re looking for the professional sports team that thought it was a good idea to name itself after a serial killer, welcome to London, Ont.

Team president David Martin announced on Tuesday that their new Frontier Baseball League franchise, scheduled to start play in 2012 at Labatt Park, will be known as the London Rippers. As in, Jack the Ripper. They even have a shiny new mascot who looks like Jack holding a baseball bat. And as you can imagine, most people aren’t too pleased with celebrating a serial killer who was famous for the mass murder of female prostitutes. It doesn’t help that London, England was his hunting ground.

Now London mayor Joe Fontana is asking the team to change their name, according to London radio station AM980. He released a statement:

"On behalf of London City Council, we want to express serious concerns about the name of London’s newest baseball team. While the team owner’s intention may not have been to draw a connection to Jack the Ripper, we believe this name is unfortunate particularly in light of our focus on ending woman abuse. We will be speaking to the owner today and give him an opportunity to reconsider the name."

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by 49er16 on Nov 18, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

It’s the bloody cheerleaders that will cause the most trouble.

by Lunkus on Nov 18, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

that's bloody funny

/sees what you did there

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 18, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Labatt Park makes me sad because that was to be the name of the new Montreal Expos ballpark.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 18, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

So they weren’t named after a band from Full House?

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by Natto on Nov 18, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

"ending woman abuse"

Baseball brawls

Durham Bulls vs. Winston-Salem Warthogs (May 22, 1995)
The occasion: “Strike Out Domestic Violence” night at Durham Bulls Athletic Park. The catalyst: Warthogs pitcher Jason Kummerfeldt, who hit three Bulls batters before the third inning ended. The charger: Bulls batter John Knott, who was sure Kummerfeldt was doing it on purpose. The end result: fisticuffs and one kick to the face of Winston-Salem pitcher Glen Cullop, who ended up hospitalized with a broken jaw and lost five teeth. A splendid show for the anti-domestic-violence fans who cheered on their Bulls when the punches started flying. Ten players were ejected, and within a few days Carolina League president John Hopkins meted out $6,000 in fines and 124 days of suspensions, penalizing every player on both clubs except the next night’s starting pitchers, who were both in the stands charting pitches.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgKRP4_2-oU&feature=player_detailpage#t=24s

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 18, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

New thread in which to talk about Jose Reyes

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/18/2571640/community-projection-rejection-freddy-sanchez

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 18, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

LOL U!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

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