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Adding album art to my iTunes collection

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tedious… but it must be done!

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. I hate not having album art. It irks my OCD tendencies.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That's funny

I hate it when album art sneaks it’s way onto my ipod, and it’s the first thing I delete from Soulseek downloads

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it takes up space?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it serves no purpose for me.

When I am listening to my ipod, for example, I want to see the volume level and/or time progression, not an album cover.

Curious what you enjoy about the pictures …

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I just love album art.

It is one of the reasons I love records more than CDs

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

For me, however, enjoying an album cover is usually a distinct experience from enjoying music.

Also: if kittens interest you also, this may be “of note”

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG I love it.

I really love the Smiths one, though of course this one is more iconic

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Curious if there is a way to post on SB Sports a large image as a smaller size (looks to me that that’s what you did there …). I find (1) downloading an image, (2) resizing it, (3) digging out my photobucket password, and (4) posting the resized image to my photobucke, to be more trouble than most image postings are worth …

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

Yeah, the Queen is Dead and Nevermind ones are cute – but I like so many of them, it’s hard for me to pick a favorite. :)

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

In the image link that gets posted you can type = 250 (the reccomended size) or whatever.

Like:
<img = 250 src=“the link”/>

It is WAY easier than saving all the photos you want to post

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool

Gracias

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I listen to most of my music in the car so it’s a lot easier to breeze through albums by looking at the covers than trying to read teeny print.

by fiji.siv on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

iPod, specifically I guess. On an iPhone the pretty becomes important.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I was like this at first but now I’m like, I don’t even look at my iPod screen, forget it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I only use my mp3 player at the gym and in the car. So I go for teeny tiny players without screens that fit into my pocket, without making my shorts fall off.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Im bored

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 AM PST reply actions  

Oh hey

Apparently registration starts tomorrow. So I should probably plan my schedule……

At least I’m not bored! /8am class

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey (part 2)

I’m 11th on registration rotation. Which means I don’t get to register until 2 weeks after the first group!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Sucks. Hope you still get what you want.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Very little chance of that

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Psh. I’ve been registered for nearly two weeks.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Rub it in.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Boo. Mythbusters was a clip show tonight

I hate it when I get excited for a new episode and it is just a best of collection of previous episodes

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:24 AM PST reply actions  

to get you through the evening

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 17, 2011 5:50 AM PST up reply actions  

People still watch Mythbusters?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

WHEN I HAVE TO

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Fo me, it's like Law and Order

If I need to kill some time, and it’s on, I’ll definitely watch it. But I have no idea when new episodes come out or anything.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't remember the last time I watch it

Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs are two shows that I would watch every week, but they basically do the same thing every day.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I ate bone marrow tonight

Yup. Didn’t taste too good.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 AM PST reply actions  

Back story?

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It was on the menu.

I ordered it. It was like swallowing a loogie.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? My all-too brief impressions were of deliciousness.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine, too.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Thirded.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was sure buttery. Butter is delicious in the main. This time, however….

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Roasted shank bone with crostini. You spread the roast marrow on the crostini. My sister swears by this. This and foie gras.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I can't believe the cruelty in this statement

Poor crostini. So maltreated before meeting a horrible end.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you do it in front of a kid with leukemia to really rub it in?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

IIIIIIITTTSSSSS PAPER TIME

6-10 pages on the US involvement in Somalia from 1992-1994. Done with 2 pages, its due at 11am.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 AM PST reply actions  

Perhaps it’s time to watch Black Hawk Down?

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually never seen the movie, although I understand the details of the operation quite well, thanks to this dumb paper.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The movie is pretty good. Though it is pretty funny that there are only like 3 American actors in the film

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I noticed that. Off the top of my head, Josh Hartnett is the only one I can recall.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I just figured throwing out 3 was a safeish number.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Just checked the IMDB

The other characters of note played by Americans were played by Tom Sizemore and William Fichtner

There were some really small characters played by Americans but the cast is still like 90% from the UK/Australia

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom Sizemore, Jeremy Piven, and Sam Shepard all also are in it.

Some prominent non-Americans: Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Ioan Gruffudd, Jason Issacs (Lucious Malfoy!), Tom Hardy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Ser Jaime!)

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And Eric Bana and Hugh Dancy

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

It was filmed in Morocco with, IIRC, West or Central Africans (Congoans?) cast as (really-different-looking) Somalis extras

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Chopped from Last Thread: Pierzinski Voted Baseball's "Meanest" Player

Sports Illustrated recently conducted a poll of 215 Major League players to determine baseball’s meanest player. The results were given in the form of a slide show, but here’s how the voting went.

1. A.J. Pierzinski
2. Chase Utley
3. Milton Bradley
4. Carlos Zambrano
5. Vincente Padilla
6. Alex Rodriguez
7. Chris Carpenter
8. Albert Pujols
9. Nyjer Morgan
10. Kevin Youkilis
11. Josh Beckett
12. Kyle Farnsworth
13. Prince Fielder
14. Jason Kendall
15. Mark Teixeira

Comment from "lost hat sports blog":

    Mostly predictable selections I would say, although I had no idea players felt that strongly about Utley. I’m not at all surprised to see Milton Bradley and Carlos Zambrano holding down the next two spots. My overall reaction is that the list seems more made up of players you would probably have success getting results for if you typed their name into Google followed by the word “jerk” than of ones that are flat out mean. That being said I’m obviously not a player and don’t have the type of interaction with those listed as the guys who voted so I’ll take their word for it.

    Outside of the Orioles the White Sox are the team I follow the closest and I’d have to say I agree with A.J. Pierzynski being #1. He’s been known to get into scuffles with teammates so I would imagine he wouldn’t be thought too highly of by opposing players. His manager, Ozzie Guillen, seems to be a part of the majority.

“If you play against him, you hate him. If you play with him, you hate him a little less.”

    It goes without saying that Michael Barrett approves of the results.

[GrahamCrakalaka commented:
NO MATT CAIN?!!?
Fielder and Tex kinda surprise me, though.

Which I agree with.]

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 AM PST reply actions  

Andres Torres, presumably, finished dead last.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

“And now, your winner of the Platnum Smile Willie Mayes Least Meanest Award for 2011, ANNNDRRREEESSS …. TOOOOORRRREEESSSS!!!!!!” :)

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure jponry would love to get this for Christmas.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 AM PST reply actions  

5 HOUR ENERGY NOMNOMNOM

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 AM PST reply actions  

fuuuuuck

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 4:03 AM PST up reply actions  

So much RAGE
Payroll in 2012 will be $130 million, up marginally from the $124 million final total for 2011 but substantially more than the $97 million paid to the 2010 title team.

…the Giants hope a healthy Buster Posey and Freddy Sanchez, plus new outfielder Melky Cabrera, can extend a lineup that hit sufficiently to win a World Series. Now, they are seeking depth that they lacked last season.

The Giants pursued Willie Bloomquist, because he can play short and outfield, before he re-signed with Arizona for two years at $3.8 million. Reports tie the Giants to oft-injured center fielder Grady Sizemore, who could have a big upside if healthy.

“We’ll consider anybody,” Baer said, “but we’re very mindful of focusing on folks that we’re going to want to keep, people like Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, Buster Posey, Pablo Sandoval and Brian Wilson. These are all people who are going to be discussed.”

The Giants have not signed any player for more than two years since 2008, but Baer said that was “not an ordained structure or rule,” and he expects the team to offer longer deals to Lincecum and Cain.

Both are priorities this winter, Lincecum because he could fetch gargantuan numbers in arbitration, Cain because he can walk as a free agent after next season.

Baer said season-tickets prices will rise an average of 5-6 percent, though he acknowledged that a handful of customers will see double-digit increases because the team determined that those tickets were undervalued. He said single-game ticket prices will be “pretty much in line with last year,” though they will fluctuate with dynamic pricing.

Link

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 5:25 AM PST reply actions  

RDF

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t get why any of this would surprise anyone at this juncture.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I am really upset about

Is Baer listing Wilson as someone the Giants are looking to keep. He is already too expensive for what he does. They should be looking to trade him.

All of the other stuff about the budget and ticket prices don’t even bother me anymore. Well, that’s not true…they do bother me, but I have moved beyond rage and on to acceptance.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s really quite amazing that for a team crying that they don’t have any financial freedom that they’re making moves that guarantees they will continue to not have any flexibility.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re too smart to be a Giants beat reporter.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

he's expensive and possibly broken

worth more than Melky I suppose, but who knows how much.

You ain’t wrong, though.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s not true…they do bother me, but I have moved beyond rage and on to acceptance.

That’s the right mindset to have. This has been the pattern for most of the public business world for almost two decades at this point. Double digit profit growth for the shareholder quarter after quarter is not sustainable in the real world. Long term slow growth and the generational value of company be damned, we want our money now. The consumer is the one getting stuck with producing the profit growth through increased fees and pricing, while companies attempt to balance the cost cutting measures, the quality of the product, and the company equity while squeezing every cent they can from the company.

I realize that San Francisco Giants, LLC is not a public company per se, but I am reasonably certain that the ownership group expects their investment to produce at or above any other investment. It’s sad that this is happening with sports franchises.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 17, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

What I find interesting

The structure that would be more friendly to the sports fan public, like the Packers have, is not widely used. I know that it’s illegal in the NFL (the Packers were grandfathered in), but I’m not sure about MLB.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

if you owned a piece of a legal oligopoly/monopoly

would you sell ownership interests in it to the public?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

they might think that now but just wait for the Glorious Proletariat Revolution

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The proletariat is too busy playing with their cellphone.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That's not the worst

At least closers really are expensive — and I agree, too expensive. But does any team carry $10M worth of lefty setup guys?

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

We added $27 million between 2010 and 2011 and for the life of me I can’t figure out on what. I mean, I could, but my mind is blocking out the contracts so as not to further traumatize me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Albert Pujols
Jon Heyman of SI.com tweets that the dollar amount on the Marlins’ nine-year offer to Pujols is believed to be “well below” what the Cardinals offered prior to the season.
Tim Brown:
According to one source, at least three teams are actively jockeying for Pujols. The Cardinals and Marlins we know about. The third could be the Chicago Cubs or Texas Rangers. And the list likely will grow.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 5:48 AM PST reply actions  

The Cubs should absolutely be in on Pujols, though they have a desperate need for pitching, too.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Many people around the industry are skeptical about whether the Marlins are sincere about their intent to go all-in on free agents this offseason, says Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. However, manager Ozzie Guillen wants to assure any doubters that the Marlins are “dead serious” about making a splash.

"This is for real," Guillen told Rosenthal. "I don’t think this is a marketing thing. This is what [the Marlins] want. They’re trying to improve as quickly as they can…. It’s not to show, ‘We’re trying, but we’re not going to do anything.’"

Rosenthal confirms yesterday’s report that the Marlins offered Albert Pujols a nine-year contract. While he’s not sure about the dollar amount, he hears it’s “substantial.” Joe Capozzi of the Palm Beach Post reported this afternoon that the total amount of the offer is under $200MM.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 5:52 AM PST reply actions  

I hope they sign a bankruptcy lawyer in the offseason too.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Rafael Furcal
There are eight teams chasing Furcal, four of them want Furcal at second base and four are interested in him at shortstop, agent Paul Kinzer told Jim Bowden (via Twitter) on MLB Network Radio.

3:01pm: Interest in Furcal is heavy enough that the veteran should be able to get a deal to play shortstop, tweets Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports. The Tigers, Blue Jays, and Rockies all like him at second base.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 5:53 AM PST reply actions  

Did I think that headline said 'Game Used Cup'?

I may have.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 6:20 AM PST reply actions  

I’d have mixed feelings about bidding on that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

1924 junk sweat.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s my issue with it. Make it the Galoot of Tomorrow, and I’m in.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

They may exist but proving provenance — painful.

by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

A small piece cracked off one of my two crowns last night. Now I get to call the dentist.

Dammit.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 6:21 AM PST reply actions  

Doumit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

doughmitt

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 17, 2011 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

bummer, at least it was a crown and not a tooth?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I have yet to lose a piece of actual tooth, though I did have a thirty-year-old filling fail on me a few years ago.

Pro-tip: brush and floss, kids.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Good advice, but fillings don’t really last for 30 years anyway.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If you brush and floss, you minimize the chances of having fillings.

I have a mouth full of fillings that are between 25 and 35 years old. One has failed.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too, and I don’t look forward to changing them out.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, genetics also plays a role. My dad’s side of the family all lost most of their teeth at an early age, I had a friend [in college, so you know, that was eons ago] where nobody in their family ever had even so much as a cavity and I know her little brother didn’t brush or floss!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My brother inherited teeth like that from one grandmother. He ate so much candy and drank so much juice it wasn’t funny, and he has no fillings. I am really jealous of him.

This grandmother grew up in poverty, remembered vividly as a girl always feeling like she did not get enough milk, never went to the dentist, developed osteoporosis — and when she finally died at 93, had all her own teeth. Many discolored, but all real.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

townies vs. country folk?

Once I moved to town I found that fluoridated water made a huge difference.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It was tooth at one point!

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but now it’s a crown so it ain’t gonna hurt like it does when a live tooth chips and exposes a live nerve.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, there’s a live tooth under the crown. This isn’t a root canal tooth. But it doesn’t hurt too much, since 90% of the crown is intact.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, both of my crown’s are cemented over shaved down teeth. I don’t dread losing the crowns for the discomfort, though. I dread it because I don’t want to deal with getting it fixed.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

My overworked DMO dentist will see me in two hours. Then I will have a temporary for a couple weeks. I hate those things. Then I will get a new one. Very annoying, but less so than dealing with, say, medical bills for PPO services.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Moneyball

Excellent movie but I can see how some of the inaccuracies would bug people.

The one that bug me the most is how the movie played up Damon. He was not very good as an A’s, played for the A’s for one year, was paid a lot as an A’s, and was well worth his contract for the Red Sox. But yet he was pointed as this big and tragic loss.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 6:23 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

repeating from the other thread

Well, they did have Terrence Long to fall back on.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

And everybody would take Terrence Long over Johnny Damon.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Take my Terrence, please!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

the part where Beane reached Sabean by telephone at the trading deadline was totally unbelievable. We all know that Sabean does not talk to other GMs.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wilson Ramos
(AP) – Venezuelan authorities formally charged eight suspects Wednesday in the kidnapping of Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos.

The charges against include kidnapping, illegal possession of firearms, using a stolen vehicle and criminal association, prosecutors said in a statement. Those jailed include six men accused of directly participating in the abduction and a 59-year-old woman and 74-year-old man who are charged as accomplices for allegedly providing food to the group.

Authorities said four men were arrested at the abductors’ hideout but other suspects escaped the police raid. On Monday, police arrested a Colombian and a Venezuelan as alleged participants in the kidnapping. The older man and woman were detained before the rescue.

Ramos said after his release that his kidnappers had carefully planned the abduction with the help of an informant who had studied his movements. Ramos said his abductors told him they were going to demand a large ransom.

“What they did was laugh, joke about my pain,” Ramos said in brief remarks on television Tuesday.

The 74-year-old suspect, Aristides Sanchez, was granted house arrest by a court as permitted in Venezuela for suspects older than 70. However, officials said he will remain jailed until authorities confirm his age.

Sanchez is the father of another jailed suspect, 26-year-old Alexander Sanchez, the attorney general’s office said in a statement.
Ramirez identified the Colombian arrested on Sunday as 26-year-old Alexander Moreno Bolanos, saying he is “linked with paramilitary groups.” Ramirez didn’t elaborate.

The other suspect, 32-year-old Venezuelan Arturo Francisco Rojas Yepez, is from the town of Tovar in the western state of Merida, Ramirez said.

He said authorities are searching for several other Colombians and have physical descriptions of some of the suspects as well as their nicknames.

“We’re coordinating with Colombian authorities to acquire information” to help identify the men, Ramirez said.
HBT:
They didn’t wear masks, allowing composite sketches to be made. A car was found, helping authorities ID the suspects. The time of day of the kidnapping meant that there were lots of witnesses. Master criminals they were not.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

MOAR SUBSTANCE

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Other people’s substance!

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

mlb.com video of Baer at GM meetings

San Francisco Giants’ president Laurence Baer talks about the Melky Cabrera trade and his club’s offseason needs

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=19997311&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_19997311&v=3

“We’ve gotten Melky Cabrera in a trade which we’re very excited about we can fill at the top of the lineup”
“We’re just looking at other things, some utility players some other opportunities we’re not necessarily shopping per se.”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WINDOW SHOPPERS

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry guys

Next year, we’re going to have an old second baseman whose ceiling is an average hitter, a pretty good catcher who might only be able to play 100 games, and Melky Cabrera.

Historically awful offense = fixed.

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And regression from Huff! Whether that’s towards league average or AAA remains to be seen!

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

And Huff will definitely have a good season next year!

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And we’ll just start Crawford at short and hope that he hits a little!

by jhawx on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Winter is coming

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

77-85 season

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 17, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

lol us

lol us lol us

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

such a waste

of good pitchers, fortunately interrupted by a world title.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Rainy day fund

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't unsee that now. Thanks, asswipe

That is the hat he was wearing:

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hold on to your potatoes!

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

ANOTHER ONE LINER FROM ROTORUETER

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I really am a cancer on this site.

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

YET ANOTHER ONE?

SEE?

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

DACKA JONES!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

George Lucas must have developed this character and saved the notes for the Phantom Menace.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

"You call him Dr. Jones, lady!"

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just googling “Short Round Hat”. It looks really close. I don’t want to be confused with a Yankee fan though. Short Round gets more respect from me though if he was a Giants fan. And he saved Indy’s life like 5 times in that movie. And Willie’s another 8 times.

Crystal Skulls needed more Short Round.

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

/swoons
Matt Cain yielded nine home runs, fewest in the Major Leagues among pitchers who worked at least 200 innings.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would I buy Kenshin a hat?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

To cover his ugly face.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:(
Skeptics might question how much endurance Cain and Lincecum still have, despite their relative youth. According to STATS, Cain has thrown more regular-season pitches (20,614) than any NL pitcher since 2006, his first full year in the big leagues.

Similarly, Lincecum tops all NL starters in pitches (14,164) since his first complete season in 2008. Cain ranks second in that span with 13,957

By all means Bruce keep letting them throw 140 pitches.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Lincecum, at least, puts his arm through significantly fewer warmup rotations, so his total use/wear may be in a better ballpark.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

So should they be worried or not?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Panik! Their arms are going to fall off.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve already taken the liberty of building a bomb shelter in my basement.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you stock it with bottle water, canned foods, batteries, and a gas generator?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

And room for Matt Cain?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Check, check, check and double check.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You double checked the generator and forgot all about Matt Cain!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It isn’t fair. It just isn’t fair. THERE WAS TIME NOW!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Susac

The first guy who I ever decided I wanted the Giants to draft before the draft started who they actually did.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

/traded for Nate McLouth

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

/later sold to Cubs for a partly eaten energy bar

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Siap, but did we put in an offer for Reyes?

We know that the Marlins have made an offer, reportedly for $90 million over six years, but it appears they aren’t alone. Bowden speculates that the other offer could be from the Mets, but Adam Rubin of ESPN New York was told by a team insider that it isn’t from them. Other teams connected to Reyes include the Brewers and Giants. Nov 16 – 1:23 AM

by willis fan on Nov 17, 2011 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

Sabean: “We’ll give you 1 year/$1M.”

Phone line: buzzzzzz

Sabean: “Is this thing on?”

Executive Committee: “We’re saving so much since we cut off the landline phones!”

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

We did!

The Giants, however, are busy building their nest egg.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not how you spend rainy day fund money.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

i fucking hate this

first someone says were out of it, and now were back in…..just sign somewhere and be done with it!

by ir1shgiant on Nov 17, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This would make an excellent Christmas present for someone. Perhaps your favorite mod?

What size is it? I want to ensure it fits jponry.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

What size is it? I want to ensure it fits jponry.

Oh my…

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

What size is it?

Make sure it’s extra small for WalrusMan

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Tigers are close to signing a catcher, according to Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports (on Twitter). Free agent Kelly Shoppach is one of the team’s targets.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

BRING ME KELLY SHOPPACH

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's Weather

Residents in the Deep South are taking stock of the damage this morning after Wednesday’s storms. At least six people were killed by the violent storms that raked Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi and South Carolina. The low that helped trigger those storms is now in coastal North Carolina, and it’s lost much of its punch. No severe weather is expected today.

This will be a rainy day along parts of the Eastern Seaboard, from Boston down to Florida. In areas where the cold front has already passed, cold air is streaming in. Highs in the 20s and 30s for the upper Midwest, 40s for most of the Great Plains and Ohio Valley, and low to mid-50s for the South.

Another low seated just north of Lake Superior is poised to bring lake effect snow to Michigan, New York, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

In the West, winter storm warnings are up for parts of Idaho and Montana, where a storm system is forecast to drop six to twelve inches of snow on the mountains, with two to six inches likely for lower elevations. Winter weather advisories are up for Washington, Oregon and the higher elevations of northern California, with snow and gusty winds expected. Rain along the coast from the Olympic Peninsula to about Cape Mendocino.

A mild day is in store for the Southwest, with fair skies and highs mainly in the 60s.

Our pick city of the day is Leesburg, Georgia, Buster’s hometown. Mostly sunny and mild today, with highs near 68.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

Have you considered applying for a business-method patent for these weather maps?

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t. I know nothing about patents, except companies like to hold ones they can’t use so they can sue everyone and anyone who tries to do something useful with them.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you say you get 85% of your news from This American Life?

Or more?

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

What a silly and insulting thing to say.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't trying to be either!

I only ask because they did a whole show about that topic a few weeks ago! And I only know because I listened to it too.

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay. I thought that’s what you meant. That was a really good episode, and I certainly learned a lot from it.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

That the patent system is broken is important news.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, “old news” in any event.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You need to repeat old news like that until the problem gets fixed.

That, or you should just sign over your assets to Microsoft and IBM right now.

by wcw on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh. It’s been going on for a long enough time. If they won’t fix fee diversion, they won’t fix anything important.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It may be old news

But it’s not something that most people realize, so it bears repeating.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the problem lies more with the not understanding how the system works as is part. Particularly since a lot of the critics (on all sides) don’t seem to either.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He must have just worded it weirdly, because I also read it as “Dude, do you only get your information from limited, biased sources like NPR?”

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I'd certainly agree that NPR is limited and biased.

But that’s not what I was trying to imply about Mr. TheLetter2’s worldview. Apologies if it was interpreted that way, my fault for inartful phrasing.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you’re incorrigible.

/tousles your hair

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

=)

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

lol ok

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I am shocked, shocked to hear such a thing!

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s suppose to rain here tomorrow.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

it is?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

According to weather.com

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my, it is!
80% chance of showers
yikes

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the showers are suppose to be here by tonight.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Supposed to rain tonight even.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Where’s “here”?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento area

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay. It looks like that cold front will keep moving south, which pushes the precip into the Central Valley. Maybe an inch or so of rain through tomorrow.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the weekend look like?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Showers stick around through Friday. Partly sunny on Saturday, with highs in the low 50s. A slight chance of showers Sunday.

Interestingly, NWS Sacramento says early model runs show a big storm system crashing into northern California on Thanksgiving Day. You’ll have to keep an eye on that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course. We always have storms during either Thanksgiving or Christmas.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed

and if all those damned creeks and pools flood between 5 and 99 I won’t get to the turkey!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t have to answer this, but where do you live?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I live in an undisclosed location north of San Mateo County and south of Marin County!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah

But you have family in the valley.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct, and I’m talking about Second Thanksgiving on Friday. Hopefully we won’t have to actually use a ferry at Ord Ferry.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

From Colusa we take 45 to Hamilton City to get to Chico if the roads are flooded.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I’m not really expecting the problem on this trip but I do wonder when I see all the low spots on the road with red lines saying “do not cross if flooded…”

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It always depends on the weather. You might see those signs during Christmas.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Usually though Thanksgiving morning is clear. I can’t ever remember them doing the run to feed the hungry in the rain.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Usually it’s foggy in the morning on Thanksgiving.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds crazy for the next week:

from wunderground:

A pair of cold storms from the Gulf of Alaska will bring hazardous travel at times over mountain passes through the weekend. The brunt of the first storm occurs during the day Friday with snow accumulations above 2500 feet. Gusty winds over the higher Sierra may bring snow amounts of up to 10 inches… poor visibility and cold wind chill temperatures. The next storm arriving Saturday
night into early Sunday should have less precipitation.

After a lull early next week… a larger and stronger storm system approaches bringing the potential for significant mountain snow Wednesday into Thursday. While uncertainty remains with the details of this storm… the current timing would bring heavier precipitation during the peak of Holiday travel. This system
should not be as cold as the first 2 storms… but would have a more significant supply of moisture. This could bring heavy snow over the mountain passes and resulting travel difficulties.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

yay, block quote fail.
My crappy morning is complete!

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

At least your shorts stayed on!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Only because I didn’t go to the gym this morning cuz I woke up with a headache.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Terrific. My parents are flying back home on Thanksgiving.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

my dad's driving

he always makes it down here and then gets stuck. That snow doesn’t sound low enough to tie up 101 at least.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I fly to Colorado on Wednesday.

Fan fucking tastic.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

BULLETIN

I forgot to mention: I’m opening up suggestions for two icons: one for a rain/snow mixture, and one for icy conditions.

Toss in with any candidates you feel are up to the task. Prussian Creole wants to see Granderson on the map, so he’s in the mix. Also, consider who’s making the choice. Beefy gentlemen stand a better chance of making the cut.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like Jim Thome deserves a place on these maps, but I’m not sure what weather condition he’d fit.

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by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Thome = Extreme weather

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

EXTREMELY AWESOME

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I am anti Granderson. The Yankee stink is too much to get past. The smell of bacon and potatoes is distracting me or I’d make a suggestion…. maybe later.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a big Grandy fan, myself. But PC’s a good kid. I’d hate to let her down.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s resilient, and would get over it I’m sure. However, I’m finding that a belly full of bacon, eggs and potatoes is making me less vehement on the subject

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine. It’s lunchtime here, and a colleague and I are going out to lunch. I shall consider the matter after my return.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd like there to be an Ichiro

I see him as an icy figure.

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro should be permantly situated over Missouri.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not bad.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Willie Bloomquist should appear in places for weather that makes no sense whatsoever for the area.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take this under advisement.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Post Bloomquist under San Francisco everyday

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was wondering. There are so many ways in which weather can be “unusual” for an area that to try to depict it graphically would be nearly impossible.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just make an entire map of Bloomquists to drive everyone here crazy.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Just “unusual” isn’t enough, though. “Makes no sense whatsoever” is really the key thing. No sense. At all.

Just like Willie Bloomquist.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain is EraserHead

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The similarities are scary.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe icy conditions, as he has been described as ice cold on the mound.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

OCab in the driving rain!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Another two good options

I think the Rain/Snow mix should be a guy who’s a bit of a wild card.

Nyjer?

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Stonecipher Trueblood

Carter Jurica!
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er

Sequoyah Trueblood Stonecipher

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Halladay’s a good one.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Mariano Rivera for icy conditions

Duane Kuiper for rain/snow mixture. Because that’s slush. And Duane is a lush. And he’s from the midwest. Duane Kuiper.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nicely defended.

And no.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A gaggle of Galoots!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Various weather conditions.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The legend (slightly outdated).

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The Posey face makes me laugh

It is just so happy!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

damnit, I'll be driving right into that Berkman tomorrow

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by son of ggf on Nov 17, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Mythbusters tested the myth that it’s better to speed up when that happens rather than break. Or maybe that was with a moose.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Then shouldn’t there be a Buster on Leesburg?

Also I’m happy to report that Leesburg is not named for Robert E. Lee, but rather for Richard Henry Lee, a far less divisive figure, at least on this side of the Atlantic.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have cared either way, but that is an interesting tidbit.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith, forever.

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/11/17/4060904/talks-on-a-new-contract-can-wait.html

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 8:27 AM PST reply actions  

This would make an excellent Christmas present for someone. Perhaps your favorite mod?

Pete or Roger?
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by Lunkus on Nov 17, 2011 8:27 AM PST reply actions  

Oh dear
After a yearlong wait, In-N-Out Burger has finally secured approvals to begin leveling a former Macaroni Grill restaurant and start construction on its newest Sacramento site – at 2001 Alta Arden Expressway.

So don’t go anywhere near that area in 4-6 months

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

Oof

The already bad traffic is going to get worse in that area.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

eggzactly
At least it will be opening AFTER the holiday craziness. Holiday traffic will have cars backed up all the way down Arden Blvd. Throw in a new In’nOut at the same time? Nuh-uh

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Shit. That reminds me. Galleria BLVD. and that area are going to be crazy for the next month.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems crazy to bulldoze the Macaroni Grill building, it can’t be over 10 years old and hasn’t been used for what? the last 3-4 years?

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess In-N-Out has the money to do it.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m mostly done with Christmas shopping, thank goodness. But, what’s really irritating is when I just need, like, a new pair of pants or some shoes and I can’t go to the mall for two months.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We have no family in the area anymore, so I think all of our shopping will be done via the intertubes.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

My holiday shopping’s just getting underway. Sigh.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have too many people to buy for, which is nice. I’m only buying for close family, a couple of friends and my secretary. That’s it.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m buying mostly for family, but I have a few friend-gifts as well. Shouldn’t take too long if I get my ass in gear.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

srsly

“Hey, we’re out of paper towels. WAIT DON’T GO NEAR TARGET!!!”

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. The only time you can really shop is in the middle of a weekday (as 49er16 notes), at 7:00 a.m. or at 10:00 at night. The only good thing about Target and the holidays is the extended hours.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Malls too. When I worked at the Toy Store we’d always be BORED the first few hours in the morning because, aside from the day after Thanksgiving, nobody shops at 8am.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Except me. I do all my shopping early in the morning, including grocery shopping.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, me too. The only time I set foot in a grocery store after 10am is when the Mr. wants to go shopping.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t go too early though because all the merchandiser’s and store employees are restocking the shelf’s.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

TJ’s and Whole Food open around 8 I usually get there around 9ish no later than 10. And I’m short, I don’t mind extra people in the aisles, more help for me reaching stuff on the top shelf.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Good to know. Sometimes I need something at the Clinique counter or something, and don’t want to wait in line for 45 minutes.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I get all my shopping done in one day for Christmas. And that’s usually a weekday in the middle of the day.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, really?

I expect traffic tieups from Ikea, but not so much from In-N-Out. Maybe I assumed the one by the freeway in Auburn meant there were jillions out there.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

True and in this neighborhood most people can’t afford cars anymore…

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame Sac State for all the traffic in that area.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The traffic on Howe, yes. Some of the traffic on Fair Oaks [near Howe] yes.
Come the day after Thanksgiving though Mall traffic will be backed up all the way down Arden. One year it was backed up all the way to Watt.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

Exactly like the Galleria mess.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine that the first couple of weeks after Grand Opening might make a dent in the traffic. It’ll quiet back down.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately I never would in the first place.

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by Natto on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then

knbrmurph Brian Murphy
Love Greg Cosell. NFL Films guru says Alex “not a great passer, not an elite arm. Goal is to make him efficient, eliminate negative plays.”

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

What was the original strategy? Inefficiencies, sacks, interceptions?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

PLAYING FISICAL

The first six innings are overrated.

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HIT EM IN THE MOUTH!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

mouf.

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by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Alex still can’t throw sideline passes.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why not being an elite arm is a demerit. He has an above average arm. Jeff George had an elite arm and he was fucking awful.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get the fascination with strong arms in football either. These guys aren’t pitchers. Accuracy is more important than arm strength.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s not an either or proposition, though. You can still have a good or decent arm and accuracy. But these fucking cretins want BIG, POWERFUL STRONG in everything.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I find George’s career to be kind of fascinating. After leaving Indy, whenever he got significant snaps, he was actually productive. But he carried a perception bias about his personal reputation (and well deserved, at that) that fed into a much less deserved perception bias about his play (stemming from his crappiness in Indy, and never shaken).

At the very end of his career, it seemed like he was finally getting out from under his own shadow. But by then, of course, it was too late.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Jason Whitlock will always have Jeff George’s back

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I am being unfair to Jeff George because he’s ugly.

I guess Jim Druckenmiller is closer to the “elite arm” thing and the emptiness of that trait, but he didn’t have much of a career.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

The Niners could have had Jake Plummer!

/My uncle still complains about this.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Jake Plummer probably would have been really, really good anywhere but Arizona. That team was fucking toxic.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Plummer is the only could-have-been QB that I still daydream about. Montana/Young/Plummer could have been such a wonderful thing.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I viewing Jeff Garcia’s Niners’ career through ultra rose-colored glasses?

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I tend to view Garcia’s Niners’ career through poop-colored glasses, so it’s probably my own issues this time.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Garcia was a good QB.

It’s interesting to me that he tends to get disparaged. He put up some very good seasons for the 49ers. Clearly he suffers by comparison. That said, I think 49er fan would give a limb to get Garcia-type production out of a QB these days. Or anytime in the past 9 years.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This is generally my view.

I just really miss the West Coast Offense, even if it has little place in the present day game.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow pitched to the flanker on an end-around while you typed that.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I make no bones about the fact that I can’t think fondly of Jeff Garcia because he wasn’t Steve Young the year that I turned 14.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 18, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty fun to watch.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So often the things you remember about your childhood are how good certain teams/experiences were, systematically shutting out the suck. This allows for proper, misguided nostalgia.

But the complete and utter suck of those Cardinals teams is seared in my memory.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, George is a decent example in that early in his career his BIG CANNON ARM got him chances that his attitude would have otherwise denied him. It was only later on that his attitude finally started taking away chances that his skill could have earned him, and much later than that when he was able to begin to repair that damage.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: Jeff George’s careet INT%: 2.8.

Peyton Manning’s: 2.7.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Career completion percentage:

57%

Never above %61. Usually in the mid-50s. His problem was consistency. He had a hard time sustaining drives and would toggle between best and worst QB in the league week to week.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

He threw deep a lot. At least when he was with the Raiders his yards/attempt was always either at or near the top of the league.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That 57% was above average for the 12 years that he played in the NFL.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 18, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially from a franchise built on the arms of Montana, Young and (to a much lesser extent, but still a good QB) Garcia. You would think, of all teams, the 49ers would be able to see past the arm strength fetish.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Druk do something with a refrigerator?

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by howtheyscored on Nov 18, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

RAINY DAY FUND FTW
Baer said season-tickets prices will rise an average of 5-6 percent, though he acknowledged that a handful of customers will see double-digit increases because the team determined that those tickets were undervalued. He said single-game ticket prices will be “pretty much in line with last year,” though they will fluctuate with dynamic pricing.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/16/SPF41M0A14.DTL#ixzz1dyx6QSNM

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

he acknowledged that a handful of customers will see double-digit increases because

Barry Zito.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They sure do want to price out people like myself, don’t they?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are from out of the area and can only get to weekend games you’re kinda screwed. Weekend games always cost more $$$. We may only go to 1 or 2 games next season. And I’m guessing we won’t be able to afford opening day this time around. Probably Sunday. They open at home against the Pirates? Meh.

Open the season on the road and end the season on the road? Somebody pissed off the scheduling people.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the problem with living in the valley. It takes us two or three hours just to get to the park, so we have to go on weekends or just take a day off and go on a weekday day game. With the rising costs, I might only go to a couple of games this week.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to 4 times as many SJ Giants games as SF Giants games last season. Cheaper tickets, cheaper parking and little traffic. Plus, I could go to some in Stockton and Modesto.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m going to start going to more Sac River Cats games. The problem with that though and the reason why we go to Giants games is to get out of the hot weather.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we’ve been to 3 Rivercats games. Two were disasters: drunks and punks in the stadium and in the parking lot. Our 2nd experience there was so bad [almost having to get into a fight because some drunk “adult” skin head types were physically trying to take a foul ball away from some high school aged hispanic girls. I only mention race because, true to stereotype, the guys were hurling slurs at the girls.] we didn’t go back until the meetup last year, that was fun.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The only time I had problems are one of those games, was when we were stupid enough to sit on the grass in the outfield.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never had an issue, and I go a lot. I love Raley Field. But, I can be pretty Pollyana-ish, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The seats around the infield are great, the grass hill you can sit on in the outfield can be a pain in the ass.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall

Jim Rome doing a pretty unflattering bit on the picnic hill or whatever it is at Raley. I guess it’s not better.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That wouldn’t surprise me. That hill is like being at a rock concert in a park.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t sat on the grass for probably 8 years. I like the seats on the first base line. You can sit in the front or a few rows up for around $18. Or a section over is $13. Great deal.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

And if I was you, I would never go back out to the picnic hill.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It is not in my plan. I’d rather spend the extra $11 to sit in a seat, in the shade.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And away from the rat kids

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You young whippersnappers! Get out of my ballpark!

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And stop throwing your beach ball!

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to a lot of River Cats games last year. It’s fun when the Grizz are in town, but I went other times, too. It’s not that bad at night. My mom and I did a 1:00 start on a Sunday in July, which was miserable, though. The only reason we went was that tickets were free.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even like the night games, unless it’s early in the season.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess you don’t really have any options, then, except being hot.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

With the Giants raising ticket prices, I’m going to have to buck up and live with the heat at those games.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you like night games?

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like the heat. And it’s still hot when those games start. I need to move to the bay area.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, gotcha. I misunderstood what you were saying. The worst game I went to was July 4 weekend in Stockton. It was a 5 or 6 p.m. start, and it was about 104º.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’m a wiener when it comes to the heat. I went to a Gold Sox game in Marysville in August, and I was miserable.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a pretty mild summer, all told. I enjoyed the games I went to. That you all could have gone to. Poor gallo, working so hard to secure free tickets for you all. And for what? For what, I ask you?

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how the team stopped handing out 3 or more year-contracts after signing players to 5 and 7 year deals that are now currently hampering payroll.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

richardjustice Richard Justice
Selig said he hopes to add the two wild card teams in 2012.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

The players are driving this as much or more than the owners.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

bleh

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

and the other 8 in 2013!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

jonmorosi Jon Morosi

Bobby Evans says #SFGiants still engaged with Cain and Lincecum on discussions about long-term deals.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

Which, after having fixed the offense, is totally the right move.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

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Evans says Posey, Sanchez on track for spring training. May add an outfield bat but doesn’t envision huge changes.

Crawford 4 SS.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe them, ever.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Shit. I forgot about this. You're right.

One silver lining… if payroll did increase to $130 million, then there’s a chance there’s another big(gish) move still to be done outside of re-signing Lincecum and Cain for a couple more years (which I think would be a good move if they can get it done this year).

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be nice if their agent-people could lay down some re-signing parameters:
No the centerfielder does NOT always hit lead off –
No the middle infielder does NOT automatically hit 2nd
Stop playing old washed up vets
Stop yanking around young players like puppies on a choke chain.
Pitchers walking people is bad
Hitters taking walks is good.

If you can agree to abide by these terms we’ll sign. With a player option to be rescinded the moment you regress!

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I read that as “Pitchers wanking people is bad”

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

The way my day’s been so far, if I had typed that, I wouldn’t have been surprised.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh timmy

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll take the vet thing one step further: “Stop banking on washed up vets to have a renaissance and carry the flawed team you constructed.”

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

According to the story, Baer said the team is going to emphasize building from within so there’s that. It’s just that right now it’ll take a few years to restock the farm system

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants actually lose money on every ticket they sell.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

especially

as reported to employees, tax collectors, and government agencies doling out piles of stadium-building debt.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

And they lose money every time a T-shirt is sold. The Giants are actually a giant money losing operation a la The Producers.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

and those $10 beers? Why the cups alone cost $11 to make!

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Heck, we should be paying them for this service! More, I mean!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

If they stopped printing their tickets on gold doubloons…

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

outfield bat

Vampire, or fruit?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Fruit!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He would probably hit better than the OF they have.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants engaged to Cain and Lincecum. I approve!

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 17, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

substantive post!
MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced Thursday that Jim Crane’s purchase of the Astros was approved by owners.

Crane originally agreed to buy the team from Drayton McLane for the price of $680 million, but he is expected to get a $70 million discount to move the franchise to the American League. Selig confirmed Thursday that the Astros will move to the American League West in 2013, which will result in 15 teams in each league and interleague play on a daily basis. Interestingly, Selig also said that it’s not decided whether the extra Wild Card will be added in 2012 or 2013.

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by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Take your Brewers back to the AL and then take a long walk off Navy Pier, Bud.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s ruining baseball.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya’all see Baggs’ tweet?


Thurman says “there are never any absolutes” but Lincecum’s camp isn’t looking for more than a one- or two-year deal.

Can’t say I blame them…

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

That's great! I love it!

Pitchers are a huge risk. This is good for the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope he ekes every red cent out of them, though.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That's fine. Tim Lincecum is probably worth $30 million a year to the Giants...

and if they sign him to a 1-year $30 million contract, I will have no problem with that, except for the part where they are spending $43 million combined on Zito, Huff and Rowand in 2012.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

hey

if Zito is in Fresno and Rowand is at Mammoth, they’ll get more value from those deals this year than in other years!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

If they sign him to a 1 year 30 million contract, I will have a huge problem with it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This is correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand the rationale. Wouldn’t he get paid more money now AND not risk getting nothing if he ends up injured?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he just wants to keep his options open.

He is probably not too concerned with the injury risk.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yes and no

Because a 2 year deal wouldn’t do anything but cover the years that Tim is already under team control anyway.

I doubt that when he actually hits free agency he’ll still be looking for two year deals. I think that only applies when he doesn’t have any choice in where he goes regardless.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, yes. This is the more salient point.

Still, as Lies and Perfidy points out below, the Giants should be using this time wisely, and they, of course, will not be doing that.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Ummmmm

Well if you insist Tim!

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Smart move

I think we’ll get an extension done with Cain but not Timmy

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Even at the risk of losing Lincecum after 2013, the idea of a short contract has to be appealing for the Giants. If Tim feels like assuming the health risk rather than cashing in now, the Giants should be agreeable to that.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And if I had to choose one pitcher to go year to year with, and one to take the plunge on a longer contract, I’m glad that Lincecum is the former, and Cain is the latter.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

short contract means they might not be so paralyzed into spending money because they might not have to be worry about carrying all that payroll for the next four years

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet

Lock him up for two years, Matt for 2 or 3, and find some fucking offense you myopic, miserly, power tools.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If I were Matt or Tim, I’d make sure the team had an offense before I committed to long term.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re offensive…oh wait..nm….

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

of course the irony is that the Giants might not be able to afford an offense because they’ll spending they’re big bucks on them.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I also think

There is probably pressure from the MLBPA to set an arbitration record

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

*Maybe*, but I am more on the side of, "probably not."

While the Union might want the players to get the best deal(s) possible, they also want the best system possible for the players, and busting the arbitration process by continually breaking records might start to work against them. If nothing else, arbitration insures that players get good deals more often than not.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

There are still people out there who think actions have future consequences? Wow.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the new market inefficiency!

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd hardly consider setting records busting the arbitration process

And considering theyre about to sign a new CBA with no changes to the arbitration process I doubt that’s even a concern

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not a concern right now,

but if players are getting free agent-type deals and above in the arbitration process every year, eventually, it will reach a point where the owners will say, “we’re spending too much in arbitration, we need to make a change in the next labor deal.”

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

But only a select few elite players are getting free agent type deals

The MLBPA wants to help those players. The owners wont blow up a whole system due to some outliers.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think him going to Seattle is anything more than a distant possibility,; but if Tim does leave via free agency (and I think that is very likely) I would enjoy seeing him in Seattle.

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by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

you know what's funny but not actually funny

The front office is probably frustrated, because they want to throw money at Timmy and get him on a multiyear deal. They’re being handed a gift, an opportunity to evaluate some of the most volatile talent in the game on a year-to-year basis, to sew up a pitcher for his prime years while avoiding the risk of decline. And they don’t want it. Everything is fucking backwards.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Because the Giants are still playing in the 1980s.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This has been said about Lincecum for the past few years, so it’s hardly a surprise.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Prussian Creole was one.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm maybe I can work the twitter-ma-dealie on this …

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she opted not to take the bar.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you kind of have to? In order to, you know…. Practice. Go to court and stuff.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

eh

you can just get arrested if you want to go to court.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like someone is gonna be underpaid.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but if you are someone looking for a first job… it’s that damn vicious circle of not being able to get any experience, because, well, you’ve got no experience! That shit sucks.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

On the subject of hats

I know this has been discussed ad infinitum, but I was looking for something else, found this article, and:

Texas Rangers outfielder Kevin Mench can’t say that. His baseball hat wouldn’t fit 99% of the heads on earth. According to New Era, the largest caps in MLB history belong to Mench, San Diego Padres manager Bruce Bochy, and former commissioner Fay Vincent. All wore size 8-plus caps — five to six sizes larger than the average 73/8.

“I still have to get my cap stretched out a little bit,” Bochy says. “I don’t know what it is. I don’t know if my head is getting bigger or the caps are getting smaller. These days, with all of the steroid talk, I guess you got to be a little careful when you say your head is getting bigger.”

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

I remember Mench. His hat size was the humorous flavor of the month a few years ago.

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

a helpful person

at the Giants store told me that there’s a lot of variation between fitted caps of the same size and that I should try several to find a good fit. I don’t know if that’s true of all such hats or just those from the particular Chinese prison that stitched that batch, but there were definitely larger and smaller ones labeled with the same size.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

I may have to try that. I always wear adjustable caps because I seemed to be in between sizes on the fitted ones.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

EECS : Everyone Else Can Sleep
The average full-time undergraduate student studies about as much as faculty members expect—15 hours a week—but the duration varies by major, according to this year’s National Survey of Student Engagement, released today.

Engineering majors spend the most time studying, 19 hours a week, but even among those who exceed 20 hours, nearly a quarter still often show up for class without assignments completed, the report says.

Business majors study the least, 14 hours a week, along with social-science majors, whose professors’ expectations, at 18 hours a week, are furthest from reality.

http://chronicle.com/article/Who-Hits-the-Books-More-Study/129806/habits

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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

Charts!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

they don't lest

ED/Architecture. I can’t believe those people survive.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Architectural Engineering kids are crazy. Meanwhile, I have literally done 15 minutes of homework in the last 2 days.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Social sciences seem to be the biggest slackers.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Engineering students both study the most and most frequently go to class unprepared? That doesn’t seem right.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It depends on what "unprepared" means

If “unprepared” means “This stuff is hard”, or “I wish I had studied harder” then yeah.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

or maybe they just studied the wrong thing

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

So is it self-reported?

That’s just silly then, because in my experience it’s the best students, not the worst, who wish they’d studied more. The poor student carries far less whether he gets a B- or a C+ than the good student does about the difference between an A and an A-.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

My impression yes

The article says that it is a survey as to the students’ study habits. And yeah, you’re right.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

"carries"

How the hell did that happen?

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, it’s all right. We don’t carry.

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was a creative writing major.

That degree had the most effort with the least payoff. I was like an English major, but with thousands of words to read and write every week without the CliffsNotes to bail me out. I worked so goddamn hard while my irritating business major buddies just got hammered every night.

No one ever gives a person credit for that kind of stuff.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Art/writing/performance/fine arts majors are hell.

And everyone outside the major is absolutely convinced that you’re just some lazy idiot taking the easy way out.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Recording arts is taking the easy way out.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

And I worked two jobs.

One half time and one full time. I don’t know how I did it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I majored in German Language. Not exactly demanding…

I’m hoping to one day either teach German in a High School or teach English to Germans when I retire from my current gig in 5 years.

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by Bret1110 on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Business majors and pre-med, pre-law students will always be the biggest dickbags because they will make more money than you in life.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I am smug because in my heart of hearts I know that I received a better education, but their sweet BMWs kind of muddy that emotion.

I’ll be rich one day.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And most of them (except maybe pre-med) really cared about their major and were passionate about it while we English major types thought the idea of spending a quarter studying nothing but Moby Dick was the greatest thing in the world

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. I was the equivalent of a creative writing major but I never felt it was onerous. I liked writing stories. I skipped reading and just pulled out incisive commentary during class discussions that made it appear I had done the work. I spent my days making Newsies websites.

What I hated was statistics. Fuck you, statistics and your empirical leveling and pseudo-objectivity (not!) and your 8 AM MWF class and your professor who couldn’t explain water to a thirsty man and your ENDLESS TABLES OF NUMERICAL DATA oh God make it stop I ran away with a D and was happy with it.

Yeah, I don’t deserve a job or to succeed in life, pretty much. But I’m a good writer!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And so humble!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Oh, that’s right. You wouldn’t know the joke.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Well I went to a UC. Only the rich will be able to do that in the future.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That explains it. Also come to think of it explains why all my classmates were so hostile to all the things USF was. They probably couldn’t get into Berkeley.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

If I had to do it all again, I’d have gone to USF.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Baer's talk is just PR bullshit? No way
For all the chatter about the Giants signing Tim Lincecum to a long-term extension, there has been little talk between team and player.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll miss the Bill Neukom era, even though it had players like Miguel Tejada.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’re waiting for arbitration first to see what kind of numbers they’ll be dealing with?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
Dale Sveum To Manage Cubs bit.ly/tl4wUh #mlb

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

I feel bad for Quade

I mean, it wasn’t like he did a great job, but he got thrown into a shitty situation.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I really should go get something done. Especially if it’s going to rain tomorrow. Blah.

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

Man

Those backup catchers are flying off the market. Barajas, Treanor, and now Laird?

Get off your hands, Sabez!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

I really want Shoppach

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No chance KLaw
hannah (bay area, ca)

do you ever – ever! think the a’s will move to san jose? 5 years? 10 years? or is it more likely for them to a) stay in oakland for 25+ years or b) move out of state (portland, hartford, vegas, etc)?
Klaw (1:14 PM)

I think they end up in San Jose with the Giants getting paid for it. I don’t think the Giants are seriously worried about the territory, but they see an asset with value and are (rightfully) determined to extract value from it. Correct me if I’m wrong, though – if Congress wiped out MLB’s antitrust protection entirely, wouldn’t this issue go away?

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

LOL ratings downgrade!

used to be Oakland AAA’s!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

BURNNNN
Rahn (Philly)

Does anyone outside of PNC Park believe the annual kabuki theater that is the Pirates’ purported presence in free agency?


Klaw (1:24 PM)
Unfair. They did sign Rod BarajaHAHAHAHA you’re right, that’s a good one.

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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

that's funny

because what kind of team would find Rod Barajas an upgrade at catcher? LOL THEM

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on, what are the odds the backup would need to play significant time…

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man. They're doing a Baseball Wives reality show?

Oh no

Benson admits she is already sparring with one of her castmates — who include Erika Monroe Williams (wife of Diamondbacks’ Matt Williams), Chantel Kendall (ex-wife of Royals’ Jason Kendall), Tanya Grace (ex-wife of Cubs’ Mark Grace) and Brooke Villone (wife of Marlins’ Ron Villone)

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/baseball_chain_dcL2BqcxYeKXPN8AYmZeOO#ixzz1dzLmxP2t

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

Ex-wives of retired players! Wow!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So lame.

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by kdl on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It combines the lamness of ‘HAWT PLAYER WIVES’ with the lameness of ‘The Real Wives of…’. Probably will crush the ratings for its time slot.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It combines the lamness of ‘HAWT PLAYER WIVES’

But they aren’t even getting wives in their prime (unless they are significantly younger than their ex husbands). I’m not saying that women in their 40s and 50s can’t be attractive, but when trying to capitalize on HAWTness, it seems an odd route to choose.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is kind of a stretch here.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

MORE LIKE BROKE VILLONE

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL
On first morning of full-squad workouts, (Barry)Bonds exited the dugout wearing black cleats with orange stripes, which did not conform to the team uniform of black cleats with white stripes. (Matt)Williams, a strong quiet, no-nonsense man, instructed the newest Giant to change. “Dude, I will do whatever I want, whenever I want!” Bonds barked in front of the entire team. “now back out of my face!” Williams walked away. He wasn’t going to fight Bonds over a pair of shoes. But the damage was done.

The next morning Williams made an effort to clear the air. Bonds arrived wearing a black vest with large white splotches, and as he crossed the room Williams called out, “What’d you do, run into a cow on the way to the ballpark?” This is typical clubhouse ribbing. “You old fuck!” Bonds screamed. “What the fuck do you know about fashion?”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Link?

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Jeff Perlman.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that stuff. The Bad Guys Won!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Williams was also married to Michelle Johnson, the girl from Blame it Rio and somebody I’d post pictures of but there’s too much NSFW stuff for me to even look at Google for more than a few seconds being at work and all.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Notice how her face is a different color from the rest of her?

Doesn’t Mattie make enough money for his wife to go to an expert for make-up tips?

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants related question alert
Scott (SD)

I’ve heard grumblings about the Giants kicking the tires on Sizemore. I’m worried on the health of his knees, but I could see offering him an incentive laden deal based on at bats. I’d feel better defensively with him in CF than Melky, that’s for sure. Thoughts?
Klaw (1:42 PM)

Can’t play center. This is a silly pipe dream – even if he could still handle the range, his knees are so unlikely to hold up … and the Giants have one of the two biggest centerfields in the game, right? How does this make any sense?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

This is dumb on my part, but how large is Phone Park’s center field compared to other outfields?

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Large

Depending on who’s in RF. I don’t think it’s as big as Arizona or Colorado, but it’s big.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Triples alley makes it very very big

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I would rather see Sizemore in RF

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Nate in CF?

Because Torres is not coming back.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Nate at short

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by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

NATE IS NOT A CF

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

ONLY BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN RF, AMIRITE?

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant wrote that the Giants should try him out. Why not? Good range. He could be like Cody Rasmus.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d much rather have him in CF than Cabrera

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I’m thinking.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ONE

One professional game in CF

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry it's none

That one was in the Olympics

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

At least twice in the Olympics --

once against Korea and once against China. I say give him a shot there. It can’t be any worse than seeing Beltran in right.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Melky in a Giants uniform.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, Colby Rasmus.

I kind of pulled it out of my ass, but they are similar heights, lefties, young, white,…

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I see no reason why not

I’d rather have him there than Melky.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

besides never having played CF before

Sounds minor

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It is

Outfielders get moved from center to a corner all the time. I don’t see a major difference.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

You don’t see a difference between a guy playing CF and a guy playing corner OF?

AUBREY HUFF FOR CF

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking Aubrey Huff for short stop. I mean, guys like Aurilla and Nomar played first after years of playing short. I don’t see a major difference.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

In the same way

That a bad CF can make a decent LF, a good RF can be a decent CF. See: Ichiro.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Well most RFs are as good as Ichiro in his prime

Oh wait. No RFs were even close to as good as Ichiro in his prime

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

NONE

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it's a totally crazy idea

Ichiro, RF UZR/150, career: 10.9
Schierholtz RF UZR/150, career: 10.7

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I said in his prime

That 10.9 is significantly weighed down by his -6.7 UZR/150 in 2011

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

Take his 2011 away and his UZR/150 is almost 13; he’s 6.9 in CF, which is actually better than what the 10-run positional adjustment would predict (probably he was so good that he was partly wasted in RF because it wasn’t big enough to take advantage of his range). But whether you take away 6 runs or 10 runs from Schierholtz, he’s at worst a slightly below-average CF, which is better than what I expect from Melky.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It's easy. Tell him Wash.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign Sizemore to play CF. Bring in the fences. Close off Triples alley.

My God. It all makes sense now.

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by jctGamer on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey John Shea
#SFGiants NL Cy Young Award voting: Kershaw first, Lincecum sixth, Cain eighth, Bumgarner 11th, Vogelsong 12th. No Zito.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Only someone like Shea would mention Zito and not be trolling.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

congrat to that guy

saw him pitch live twice this season. he definitely deserved it.

by djfivenine on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Were those games against the Giants?

Because you should probably measure his abilities against what he did against real Major League lineups

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

suss2hyphens Matt Sussman
Four Giants picked up Cy Young votes, as did everyone else who pitched against the Giants.
suss2hyphens Matt Sussman
Congratulations to Madison Bumgarner for being the first female to receive a Cy Young vote

.

by Every6thDay on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t say that to MadBum’s face fo sho

by shankbone on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If Buster plays all year and MadBum is healthy, he’ll win 20 games.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not with this offense.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Their combined bro-itude will overcome the melktacular offseason.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

A number of years back I remember someone having some kind of streak where he was hitting a HR every time a certain pitcher had the start. I cannot remember who it was.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Bill mueller and Shawn Estes.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

<3

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Those guys.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Little-known fact: Madison enjoys slow dancing with Timmy

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Had your eyes wide open.

Why were they open?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE THAT SONG

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

ME TOO

Creed is tha bomb!

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

What a beautiful mess this is
It’s like picking up trash in dresses

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

lol This makes it look like Mad is the "pitcher" and Buster is the "catcher".

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve read my fanfic!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I never make clear exactly who the top is in my pieces. I think they’re versatile.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Switchers are fickle.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Then he entered him, and he was pleased at the sensation he gave him. He felt so good against his skin.

It’s not clear who the top is!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Homosexual agenda!!!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I can’t help but picture a day planner/things to do list for some reason.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Halladay shouldve won

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I agree with Keith Law’s Ballot:

Halladay
Lee
Kershaw

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They gave Law a ballot after 2 years ago?

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

His ballot 2 years ago was right too.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not disputing that. But after the Klaw Law, I’m surprised they let him have another one. Maybe the system isn’t rigged.

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by speckops on Nov 17, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the Klaw Law?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

same volume as Arms Law

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

People vote properly deserve more ballots not less

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty remarkable how close the three of them are, actually.

by Evan on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

All three of them threw 232 or 233 innings.

ERAs range from 2.28 to 2.40 (Kershaw first).
FIPs range from 2.20 to 2.60 (Halladay first).
xFIPs range from 2.68 to 2.84 (Lee first).

Coin flip.

by Evan on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

No, not really

When you consider that two of them played in a difficult division and a hitter’s park, and one of them played in a bad division in a pitcher’s park.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d need to see an actual study of quality of competition rather than just saying “bad division,” but it does look like Kershaw spent a lot of time pitching against crap offenses.

by Evan on Nov 17, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Six starts against the Giants offense last year. SIX! That’s all you really need to know.

by jhawx on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't have a whole study in front of me

But just for shits and giggles, here are the three pitchers and the three teams they faced the most times.

Halladay: Nationals (4) Marlins (3) Mets (3)
Lee: Braves (5) Marlins (3) Nationals (3)
Kershaw: Giants (6) Diamondbacks (4) Tie (Padres/Rockies) (3)

The Nationals and the Mets actually had OK offenses. And, again, the park factors are important.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw only needed to average 33 strikeouts per game against the Giants to get 200 for the year. I wonder how he did.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Better luck next year, B-Mac.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

OT and probably discussed but...

Pizza is still a vegetable.

I have to assume this means Apple Pie is considered an adequate way to get fruit into your diet.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles - A San Francisco Giants Blog. Sixty splash hits. One world title. Lots of discussion of Congressional Action.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The difference

A “train wreck” is something horrible that you are oddly compelled to watch anyway. Congress is something you wish you could ignore, like Tim McCarver.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand congressional opposition to Obama’s eating healthy initiative, but embodying that opposition in the form of declaring pizza a vegetable is pretty darn funny.

If OBUMMER would just get off his lazy butt and genetically engineer an actual vegepizza, then we’d be on to something.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they didn’t JUST now declare it a vegetable they just re-signed it to a short term contract.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I believed they stopped a reclassification of the amount of tomato sauce required to count as a vegetable. The lower amount made pizza still count as a vegetable.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomato being a fruit is immaterial.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Smashed fruit = a vegetable.
Or something like that.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes me feel better about being here instead of doing homework.

Not to start a massive political debate, but doesn’t Congress have better things to do? Like persecuting Barry Bonds? Oh wait…

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No, they do not

Catering to the interests of incumbent businesses is what they’re for.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Barely made my flight

But now starving

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

eating a delicious honeycrisp. mmmm

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That is not really that tempting. I had like 3in the week and they’re just sitting in the fridge.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I just finished a buffalo chicken sandwich that I put blue cheese dressing on, too.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Try again

Really dislike blue cheese

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by CalBear949 on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

OK. I had a big plate of garbage with garbage sauce. There’s something that you’ll probably like.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

Did the garbage have pulp?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

the fuck man

it’s the only acceptable cheese on a hamburger. how do you eat your hamburgers?

you probably hate hamburgers

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Münster or GTFO

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by Bret1110 on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

As wrong as CB949 is about blue cheese, there are many good options for cheeseburgers: the aforementioned blue and muenster, as well as swiss and provolone.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

slightly related tangential question

Every time I’ve been in Roxie deli, and someone has ordered in Spanish, they’ve asked for American cheese.

I’ve noticed it in other delis too but it’s been utterly uniform in Roxie.

Is Central America the world’s great untapped market for American cheese sales?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they see American cheese as a luxury item. Imported, smooth, doesn’t smell, wrapped in plastic, keeps awhile–all valuable qualities to people from 3rd world countries. Plus, America had a cachet elsewhere in the world that native born Americans would ridicule. (Had. Internet and the past 10 years have spread general contempt for anything American.)

Spam, Wonder Bread, these things reminded people of progress and that wealthy country that passes by and builds military bases with PX stores.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Or … It’s salty n melty

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

that's an interesting idea

I suppose it’s also possible that the cheese varieties to choose from (which I think there are swiss, cheddar, provolone) might be unfamiliar to them, sort of a variation of the story all the ballplayers tell of ordering “bacon and eggs” for every meal because that’s all they know how to say. A deli might not have swiss, or provolone, but they usually can find some american cheese to slap on their so you can get your sandwich and go.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly I have difficulty knowing what to match with Swiss.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Rigatoni, butter and garlic.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

now that

puts macaroni and cheese to shame, it does.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom used to do that and then put more cheese on top and bake it so the cheese would get all brown and crusty.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Liechtensteiners?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Just about anyone, I guess
Nearly half the marriages in Switzerland are international ones, up from a third in 1990.

From here. In fact although the Swiss frequently cross national boundaries in marriage, they do not (according to the article) cross linguistic ones; Francophone Swiss who marry foreigners marry French people, and so it goes for those who speak German and Italian as well. So we Anglophones are out of luck.

by taliesin on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Fools!

Everyone speaks English; we’re golden, baby!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we sure as hell aren’t gonna learn another language, amirite?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we can intermarry with Romansh speakers…if they’re holding out for foreigners who speak Romansh, they’re gonna have a long wait.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

“slap on there”. I have been doing this more and more and it’s driving me crazy. Or maybe its driving me crazy, I don’t know anymore.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you on that. No mushrooms on the pizza, and I throw away my bread when it gets moldy too.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No mushrooms on pizza?! What’s next, authoritarian dictatorship?

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

MUSHROOMS TASTE OF MANFLESH

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I love mushrooms. Plain old button ones, too. Doesn’t even need to be shiiitake (easy to misspell) or portabello or whatever.

by non sequitur on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Dare I ask how you know this?

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ask Villiphied

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 17, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't.

But people who dislike mushrooms often site this as a reason why. At least, they have in my experience.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO OLIVES!

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That could be a direct quote of me ordering a martini.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Gravenstein or GTFO.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

TEETHING!

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by Bret1110 on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

@BANG_Sports Baseball owners approve Larry Baer as new Giants CEO bit.ly/rB210C

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Interesting
timkawakami Tim Kawakami
Charles Johnson, CEO of Franklin Templeton, is Giants’ largest stakeholder and de facto chairman of exec committee even if there’s no title.

I know absolutely nothing about him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Legacy kid
Charles Bartlett Johnson (born 1933) is an American businessman. With an estimated current net worth of around $4.3 billion, he is ranked by Forbes as the 147th-richest person in the world (2006).

With his brother Rupert Johnson, Jr., Johnson serves as chairman of Franklin Resources, a mutual fund company started by Rupert Sr. in 1947. He is a former Army lieutenant.
Charles Johnson is married and has six children (a seventh is deceased). Charles’ son Gregory serves as president and CEO of Franklin Resources. His wife Ann, who became a medical doctor after raising her family, supervised the notable restoration of the Carolands Chateau

.

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger Sterling

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s the dude who bought up the Burns sisters shares to get to where he is now, i.e. largest stakeholder.

But, yeah – other than that, I dunno.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He bought out a good portion of the Burns sisters. He’s old buddies with Herman Burns, and has been in since the beginning of the investment group.

by shankbone on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

he likes money

and even better if it’s in his pocketses, precious.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Tigers

http://www.potterparkzoo.org/our-animals/tiger-cub-cam

Shut up, they’re cute.

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by Ceora on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Not buying it. Fuck those Boston owners
HardballTalk Hardball Talk
Report: Theo was the one who leaked Boston’s dirty laundry last month dlvr.it/wWkWP #mlb #hbt

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Larry Lucchino written all over it. They tabled compensation til December. Going to the mattresses.

by shankbone on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OT Stalker Alert

So I hadn’t even been thinking of 2nd floor girl for a while. Then kdl brought it up last night (THANKS A LOT!). So just now I was sitting at my desk & notice a smallish black suv pulling around in the parking lot. So I tell myself, go for it. I grab my backpack full of workout clothes to throw in my car as an excuse to go downstairs. I stall at the elevators juuust enough. Head downstairs and who do I see walking in??

Some crusty old white dude. Why TF does everyone have to own a black SUV!

/owns a black suv

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

that’s some good creepin’ yo

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, you aren’t even back at square one.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

In the spirit of the times, I’d suggest getting a tent, sleeping bag, wool cap, flashlight, some toothpaste, and #Occupy that parking lot!

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyHerHeart

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyHerPants

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyDatAss

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Real romantics you two.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You're not havin' it!

Pretend you’re Buster and she’s trying to steal 2nd

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

At the very least, I’m sure he’s pitching a tent for her.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You need lessons from Howie

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen her since the Pumpkin carving? That was fun, no?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

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by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I clean my house when I’m in your situation.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ask him out?

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So you think it’s an obsession with Black SUV’s, rather than the 2nd fl. girl, hum, interesting angle on things.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sugar daddy!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty damning indictment of the voting process
This vote really required no human voting.

- Kershaw finished slightly ahead of Doc in ERA (7 points) and ahead of Doc in wins (2 more wins, 1 fewer loss).
- Doc finished slightly ahead of Lee in ERA (5 points) and ahead of Lee in wins (2 more wins, 2 fewer losses).
- Lee finished way ahead of the other four contenders in ERA (Lincecum, Hamels, Cain, Kennedy)

So, this explains ERA being the #1 determinant.

- With those 4 guys after Cliff Lee so close in ERA (2.74 to 2.88), and so close in IP (216 to 222), a W/L list gives us: Kennedy (21-4), Hamels (14-9), Lincecum (13-14), Cain (12-11). Apparently, 13-14 is more impressive than 12-11.

Voting explains the top 6 picks in order (Kershaw, Doc, Lee, Kennedy, Hamels, Lincecum) as well as the 8th pick (Cain), with Gallardo sneaking into the 7th spot.

I didn’t really need the #3 tie-breaker, other than to exclude Cueto (156 IP) and Vogelsong (180 IP) from consideration of the top 8.

It’s kind of sad really, that a (very simple) computer program could have just picked the Cy Young ballot, when we have 32 human voters tasked with interpreting the performances beyond the numbers. If the human voters really don’t have any additional insight, why is it that we need them?

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Link

http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/bbwaa_votes_1_era_2_w_l_3_ip/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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by DFARowand on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, so award voting is about insight, then. Good to know.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait just one cotton-pickin minute

1) don’t we WANT voters to reflect a systemic choice
2) isn’t the BCS the bane of sports (prior to Sandusky)?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I for one do not. Meaningless post season awards are about prestige and not scientific accuracy.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was too overjoyed when Timmy won his first CY to ever call it meaningless.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I suppose I should have specified meaningless in terms of contributing to a Championship.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Extraneous? I know right now Im bitter that somewhere the Dodger fans are happy.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 12:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Meh, they’ve had a rough year.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

F**k them

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Always. And not the fun way either.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So Derek Jeter deserves the MVP every season?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

See, if they don’t follow a formula, then they’re irrational, and if they follow a formula, they aren’t using critical thinking.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m comfortable with the irrationality.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY’RE JUST A BUNCH OF JOCK SNIFFERS WHO WRITE CRAP AND SOMEHOW THEY GET POWER OVER STUFF LIKE THIS!!!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

OT - Bryan Stow benefit #2 announced

It will be at the beautiful Uptown Theatre in Napa, CA on Saturday 1/28.

Tim Flannery and the Lunatic Fringe with Chuck Brodsky, Randi Driscoll, and (per Tim Flannery’s email blast) very special guests Bob Weir, Phil Lesh and others.

Tickets on sale date – TBD
Silent Auction / Reception at 6pm
      Doors at 7:30pm Show at 8pm
         Tickets: $55 VIP: $100

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

Flan’s good people.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He waved you in from third while you wrote that.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

and ran half way Home with you.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And is creamy and custardy especially with the caramel syrup.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Is it just me....

Anything pre-1958 just doesn’t register on my fan scale.

Most likely came from my father, a die hard Brooklyn Dodgers fan until they left his home city, he became a Giants fan when he moved to SF in the late 70’s. His childhood hero was Duke Snider, but as a SF Giants fan, he loathes the LAD (as do I).

I always figured NY Giants fans became Yankee fans, or later Mets fans…

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

I met a couple of older gents at Game 5, 2010 that were kids in NY when the Giants left. They remained Giants fans.

They also made some good money, so they’ve been able to travel to see them play. That probably helps.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

JD Salinger turned his back on the world after the Giants left!!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So I got the job. Yay me.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternatively, the job got you. Either way, cg.

by Hyoton on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

whooooooooooo

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

6/100mil?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not even entering the room unless it’s 6/100 million.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LITERALLY

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t hear this nearly enough.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should start a new morning routine.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

SELLOUT!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

#occupyAlex_Lewis

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/wonders if Alex_Lewis drives a black SUV.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that jerk had left & just pulled in again. I’m going to glare at him from the 3rd floor.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t see me. But he felt my glare.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And another black SUV! One, two…. NINE! I can see 22 cars just sitting here and 9 of them are black SUVs. Sonuva…

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe its a sign from Joseph Smith

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It turns out he works next to the girl you like and is going to tell her a story about this creepy guy who keeps stalking him and glaring at him.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll green light it. Get me a spec script by Monday.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t let the job go to your head. Green lighting projects all willy-nilly.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 17, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so happy for you.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!

One more feather in Obama’s cap!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 17, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

Where will you be buying us all a celebratory drink?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Top of the Mark!

If you order a martini with vodka, GTFO!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 17, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a classy celebrator.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOO!!

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 17, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me youre the new Giants GM…

Congrats!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s the Giants’ new starting shortstop.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Waaaaayyyyyy too young for that.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

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