Creaky Vets Who Actually Make Sense
Brian Sabean likes veteran players.
pause to allow you to pick up your papers, which you dropped to bring your hand to your face after gasping in shock
No, it's true. Here, check out this quote that I stumbled on the other day.
It’s believed that infielder Mark De Rosa is one of those players. 1B Nick Johnson and CF Scott Podsednik are also believed to have received offers, although I haven’t been able to confirm that.The club also spoke with the agents for Rod Barajas, although he’s one of many catching options the Giants are considering.
The Giants signed De Rosa. And to be fair, Nick Johnson was sort of a cause célèbre around here. If you still want him, he's back on the market, just like Ivan Ochoa! But the kinds of players that build the Sabean stereotypes aren't necessarily De Rosa (who was good the previous season) or Johnson (who reached base in most of his 74 at-bats every season), but rather Podsednik and Barajas. Why in the world were the Giants interested? Because Sabean. That's why.
The problem with this is that every veteran gets tarred with the same sticky Sabean brush. Don't ask why it's sticky, veteran. It's, uh, tar. Just hit the showers. Every veteran that comes up in free agency is linked to Sabean, partly because jokes are always funnier when they're run into the ground, and partly because it's so danged true. The Giants actually offered a contract to Willie Bloomquist, and it wasn't just to be their new payroll manager. Amazing.
But when Jamey Carroll came up as someone with a mystery suitor, Twitter exploded with Sabean-related guffaws. Carroll is approximately 53 years old, but he gets on base and can play a position of need for the Giants. There are good veterans. Maybe Carroll doesn't turn the knob on your gumball machine, but there are some over-30 players who might make sense for the Giants on a short deal. Think of them as not-Jeff Keppingers:
Wilson Betemit
He's mostly a third baseman now, and the Giants sort of have one of those. But as a super utility-type, he has experience at every position but catcher and center field. He's a switch-hitter, and he's actually been really good over the last two seasons:
| Year | Age | PA | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | 28 | 315 | .297 | .378 | .511 | .889 | 141 |
| 2011 | 29 | 359 | .285 | .343 | .452 | .795 | 117 |
He's like Mike Fontenot with more bat, less glove. Seeing as Fontenot isn't exactly Omar Vizquel, that's not exactly encouraging. Betemit is probably too stocky now to be a legitimate backup shortstop, even in an emergency. But he can hit. And when Freddy Sanchez breaks down again, I'd love to have Betemit's bat behind him. It's not like his range can be worse than Jeff Keppinger, who just got to a ball that Will Venable hit in August.
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
I know, I know. You let one Hairston in, and the next thing you know you're eating human flesh. It's a slippery slope. He's probably stretched way too thin as a starting shortstop, but Hairston is better than Orlando Cabrera. You'll notice that's a recurring theme with the subset of humanity known as "most baseball players", and it's a pretty sad benchmark. But as a multi-position guy who's getting a one-year deal, he's comparable to Mike Fontenot in offensive production, but he can also play the outfield. That's pretty valuable, especially with a need for a defensive replacement in center field after five innings.
Ramon Santiago
He was the starter on a 119-loss Tigers team. He's now on a perennial contending Tigers team, and he's apparently satisfied with his role. I don't see how a guy like that decides to leave suddenly -- seems like a Tiger 4 life to me. But he's actually a shortstop, and if the Giants are seriously considering starting Brandon Crawford -- and I hope that they aren't -- they'll need a backup who can hit right-handed, at least. Clint Barmes will probably want to start somewhere, so he's likely out. Santiago would be okay. Not great. Not good. Better than Orlando Cabrera?
Carlos Beltran
Beltran is actually not a utility infielder, but rather a switch-hitting outfielder who will turn 35 next year. The name is familiar to you because he was actually on the Giants last year, where he hit .323/.369/.551 in 167 at-bats. It is my belief that Beltran is a good hitter, and after studying the Giants' needs, I have come to the conclusion that they need more good hitters. He might be a veteran, but he should be someone the Giants consider!!!!!
Sabean is like a carpool buddy who is constantly playing country during every commute. And we're talking about the bad country -- the kind that's basically Slaughter and Damn Yankees with less shrieking and hair spray. You want to file an injunction against him, or sue him, or something to stop the ear gonorrhea, but every once in a while you have to stop and remember that Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson exist. Hank Williams and Buck Owens.
It's not all bad. There are some creaky guys out there whose name will probably make you twitch, but they could be better fits for the team than are Mike Fontenot and (especially) Jeff Keppinger.
(All things being equal, I just keep Fontenot. Heck, I'd even start him at short if they can't get anyone else. But if they're serious about letting both Fontenot and Keppinger go, it's probably not the time to panic over every veteran that comes up in a Sabean-related rumor. Just most of them.)
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:42 AM PST reply actions 13 recs
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Nov 15, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hairston would fall under the Steve Finley Corollary: Kills the Giants when he’s an opponent, does nothing for the Giants as a member of the team.
This, sadly.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
/signed to 5 year deal
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Steve Finley was good for the Giants
OK, just kidding. Finley was actually pretty bad for the Giants. However, compared to Edgardo Alfonso, who the Giants would have been paying instead, he was excellent. True, Finley was only good for 0.9 WAR for the Giants in 2006. But Alfonso somehow managed to be worth -0.9 WAR in just 95 PAs in 2006. So, in a certain way, you could say Finley was close to league average for the Giants in 2006!
Scott Hairston
His Bro Scott is the Giant Killer. We should sign Scott and keep him on the bench, have one of the players keep him injured, or sell him to Japan. If he sits on the bench and never plays he is worth 4 wins a year to us.
Go Giants
I find it amusing people think we have any chance of signing Beltran
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
You think there’s a huge market for him? He’s not close to being the premier bat on the market.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Seems like a perfect fit for the Red Sox
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Beltran is on record to prefer the NL where he will play the field. While there has been mention of the fit in Boston, most of that falls away if they bring back Ortiz.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
The Red Sox have an opening in RF
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Josh Reddick, 56 games in right in 2011.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
56 games!
That changes everything!
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They only played 80 games this year?
That doesnt seem right
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
What? He only played in 80 games for them. He replaced J.D. Drew.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, yeah – farewell JD Drew
interesting discussion of the Sawx RF over here
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I don't think their lineup needs help
1. Josh Beckett
2. John Lester
3. Clay Bucholz
4. …..
5. …..
Lester and Buchholtz just got injured as you typed that.
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Slim and none are still chances.
Seriously, why do you feel this way—too costly?
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Cost is obviously Number 1. I think he’ll get a bigger deal somewhere else.
An AL team could give him a longer deal knowing they can move him to DH after a a year or two. Beltran may not be willing to do that right now, but he probably will be.
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I think we do
And I’m a pretty cynical guy when it comes to things like this. Sabes can back-load a 3 or 4 year deal due to Rowand’s $12M coming off the books after next season and Zito’s $20M coming of after the 2013 season. Beltran wants to be with a winner, so that narrows the Giants competition to something like:
Red Sox, Yankees, Tigers, Rangers, and Angels
The fact that the Cuban defector, Cespedes, has suddenly entered the market this offseason really reduces Beltran’s leverage, IMO.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Aren’t the Yankees gonna get Cespedes, tho? Seems foregone to me.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
So? That takes them out of the running for Beltran.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
No, I just don’t think it really affects Beltran’s price. The same teams will want him, because they’re the ones who can’t afford Cespedes.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
If the Yankees were in on the bidding for Beltran and they drop out due to the signing of Cespedes (which I disagree that they’re the lock to get anyway) then that reduces Beltran’t leverage. Especially his mult-year leverage, as I would put the Yanks as the team to most likely offer Beltran a contract of more than 3 years in length.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
I doubt the Yankees would be willing to overpay for Beltran. Stop thinking like Sabes.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Maybe not Cashman, but the Steinbrenner brothers are chomping at the bit to put their stamp on the team. They haven’t been to the World Series since they took over the reigns from Daddy. Are you forgetting the horrendous Rafael Soriano signing last year?
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
They haven’t been to the World Series since they took over the reigns from Daddy.
This made me laugh. THE LONG YANKEE WORLD SERIES DROUGHT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
I doubt yankees are looking for an OF. They’re in every bidding but they should be focused on SPs.
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The Sawx could use an outfielder, but their pitching has to be concern one, two, and three. Dropping a 3 year commitment to Beltran seems like quite the luxury.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Same deal with the Yankees. Also they need to sign a closer and find SP.
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And they don’t have the budget to do all of the above?
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Yankees have definitely hit a cap with spending. They also need to figure out what they want to do with Ortiz
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The Red Sox that it. I would imagine that they would stay at $165 million or so…That would mean Ortiz, a closer, and a couple of decent SPs.
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The Yanks have been paying the luxury tax for years now. What cap would they be concerned with?
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Self imposed cap
They refused to pay Lee what the Phillies offered and have shown signs of fiscal restraint in the past couple of years.
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They just paid Rafael Soriano $37 over the course of 3 years. Fiscal restraint much?
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Yeah
that was a little crazy but I think they are looking to him as the next closer
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Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Not only does Beltran want to play for a winner, he wants the team to have top of the line pitching. The Phillies would make the most sense.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
This is another argument against signing with the Sawx.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
also
Not named Cuddyer
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I have no doubt that Sabes & Co. are currently pursuing Beltran. I doubt that thye’ll remain in the chase once the bidding reaches beyond 3 years or beyond a total of about $48M
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Seeing as Fontenot isn’t exactly Omar Vizquel, that’s not exactly encouraging.
Isn’t it, exactly?
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I am pretty sure
consumption of human flesh is the upside outcome, considering these losers.
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Cabrera's not kosher
You can’t have meat and Melk together.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
With the lights out, it's a statement
Here we are Sabes, entertain us.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
With the lights out, it’s a statement less dangerous.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Is that what he's saying?
Huh.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I’ve always liked Betemit. Don’t know why.
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
It is the way his name is pronounced.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
NO U
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Sooner or later, you’ll be right.
Then after that, you’ll be wrong again.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Sabean is like a carpool buddy who is constantly playing country during every commute. And we’re talking about the bad country
Big belt buckle country.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Bryant Reeves
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Modern country explained
I just got back from my first visit to Tennessee. While in Nashville, I did the lower Broadway jaunt, door to door from one excellent country cover band to another. Never a cover charge, beers always cheap.
That’s when it became clear to me why today’s country sounds like leftover Eagles songs. These bands grew up covering whatever’s popular. Sure I heard too many renditions of “Family Tradition,” but the second-most covered song of the week was ‘Summer of 69." It’s not that they don’t appreciate the Highwaymen. It’s that they cover everybody.
No wonder when they finally make it they sound like that. That’s what they’ve been doing all along.
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-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Nov 16, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
All these players mentioned are too young for Brian Sabean!
…I’m being serious.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST reply actions
I know in division, but come on, we should be going for Bartlet
Or trying to arrange 3 way trade for him
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Padres look to trade Jason Bartlett, Orlando Hudson. Also not optimistic of Heath Bell’s return
Bartlet is not good
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He's better than Crawford
And jponry would be happy.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Crawdaddy at least gives you the possibility of improvement. Not to menton that he would cost about $6M less than Bartlett.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Bartlett has had a 5+ WAR season within the past three years
That’s a much bigger possibility of improvement than Crawford has.
Over the last two years, Bartlett has been worth 3 WAR. 1.5 WAR is about 1 WAR more than I expect from Crawford.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
STEALS!
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His WAR in the NL was 1.5 and his defense has been getting worse each year for the past several. He costs way too much for what you get out of him. Fontenot could give you just as much. If he was so good why would the Pads want to get rid of him? It’s not like they have a hot SS prospect pushing him out.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
He makes 5.5 million dollars, which is baseically what you'd pay for a 1 WAR player
His salary is perfectly commensurate with his performance.
And the Pads want to get rid of him because they have no business spending 5 million on a shortstop, even if he’s worth that money. The Giants should. The Giants and the Padres are not the same.
I like Fontenot too, and I’d rather play him over Crawford. But hey, Bartlett is a righty. Platoon ’em.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Wrong on contract
His $1.5M buyout for 2013 has to be factored in. That raises his cost up to $7M. Do not want!
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Mercy.
So he’ll be paid like a 1.5 WAR player. And over the past two years, he’s been… a 1.5 WAR player.
The horror.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
8.5 WAR last 3 years
Good 09 with 5.5 WAR
Still averaging 1.5 WAR last two years. 11 mil for 2 years of 7 mil for 1 year with buyout…. he might be traded for free.
I’d take him over anyone not Rollins or Reyes, who is left.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, really
I’d much much much rather have Bartlett than Crawford.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
And it's not even close
The Crawford love here is getting a little ridiculous
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Ain’t Crawdaddy love, it’d Bartlett hate.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
I see something different
Smart, gritty, good bat control…. those are all Sabes love factors.
The 7-11 million spent on him will turn out better than DeRosa produced for 12 mil in 2 years.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
It’s weird because as far as I know nobody actually thinks Crawford is particularly good. They just want to see him anyway.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Crawford’s not even the best shortstop on the Giants right now, though.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
FTFY
Crawford’s not even the best hitter who stands out there at shortstop on the Giants right now, though.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
The difference between the bats of Fontenot and Crawford means much more than the difference between their gloves.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
That’s debatable. Fontenot is a platoon bat and I agree with every coach he’s had as a professional that he is not everyday shortstop material. I actually don’t think it’s smart to have Crawford as plan A for shortstop this winter… it’s just fun to troll you and GP about defense not being important at SS.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Defense is important at SS
Hitting is important at SS too.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
oh my
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Too Late
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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I'm not a pessimist.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Not everyone adds the silent ‘hitter’ to ‘good’.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
He’s pretty damn good defensively. Now if only the bat could be half as good as the glove. . .
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This
After a couple of years of Renteria and Tejada, I’d really like to watch an outstanding defensive shortstop for a while.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
This is a line I can stand in
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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Maybe this will help..
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Ironically, that is the very same glove that Tejada used last season.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
This is funny people.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Omar Vizquel hit .265/.329/.341 as a Giant.
The Giants were 294-353 while he was a Giant.
Those things are a little related. People have Omar-colored glasses.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
AND YOU HAVE POOP COLORED GLASSES
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
But seriously, on a team with Feliz and Winn starting (also Hillenbrand, Klesko, Alfonzo et al.), Vizquel is to blame?
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Not entirely.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Not at all.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
A little bit.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
A very little bit.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
That’s going a little far don’t you think. Exhibit 1: Opening Day Lineups

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I said a little, people.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
WHO U CALLING LITTLE PEOPLE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
/ golf clap
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
and little people know
when little people fight
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
we may look easy pickings
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Omar was worth 8.4 WAR over his three full seasons with the Giants. That’s pretty good.
Is it February 19 yet?
And -.7 in his last year
7.7 WAR in 4 years as a Giant. Slightly below 2 WAR/year, which is a league average player. Slightly below average. Hence, it’s a little his fault that the Giants were bad those year.
But this is over-parsing, even for me. I concede.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Welcome to the club GP
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Vizquel was also a pleasure to watch.
I watch baseball games for fun.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
#OccupyThisLine
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
After a couple years of Renteria and Tejada, I’d really like to watch an adequate offensive shortstop for a while.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
adequate offensive shortstop for a while.
Much like Barry Bonds praying to appear in a World Series, you should be more specific. “For a while” would suggest that Edgar’s WS line was enough.
.412 .444 .765 1.209
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
I feel (no science!) Crawford and Bartlett have the same possibility of improvement, actually.
by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Let Crawford simmer a year or two in AAA
It would keep his service time down, improve him for when\if he is called back up.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not concerned about his service time
But if he’s ever gonna hit well enough to be a big leaguer, he needs a year in Fresno
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
But I thought there was nothing to learn in AAA.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
This would be fantastic for TL2’s west wing stuff.
The first six innings are overrated.
by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 12:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Me too.
But I really thought the show had gotten ballsy and, you know, let the worst case scenario of her action come to pass. The show is slowly drifting into laughably bad.
by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
But Andrea’s the only “likeable” female character (and by likeable I mean attractive and not caught involved in some stupid soap opera and there’s way more male candy on that show than female).
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Andrea is the character I like the least. I want her to die so badly, in a horrible, painful, humiliating way that leads to her last thoughts being, “Oh, I really am a stupid asshole.”
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, this is a good point to mention that I don’t really know any of their names (I had to double check on Andrea before I made that comment). I’m like this with almost every show I watch though.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
It doesn’t help that the characters are so nondescript it’s hard to remember whose who.
That being said, I still enjoy watching the show
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
See, I don’t find that to be true. I know exactly who they are, I just don’t know their names. The other thing I don’t get about that point is it’s also frequently made in conjunction with something along the lines of, “the zombie parts are good, have more zombie parts.”
So people want, A. more developed characters, while B. cutting the parts where the characters talk and replacing them with more tense moments hiding from zombies.
You can’t have your pie and eat it too.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
You can’t have your brains and eat it too.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
It’s more like the characters are so underdeveloped and uninteresting that you don’t really care about them. If they had a backstory or more interesting personalities or even discussed where they were going and what they wanted to do, it would be better. As it is now, the characters are boring, there’s an annoying soap opera in the middle of it, and there’s no sign yet that the writers are working on fixing that problem. So bring on the zombies
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
I just don’t find many of the characters likeable. Daryl & Glenn. I would like Shane a bit more if he didn’t do everything Rick says. I’m waiting for that REAL confrontation.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
but that would mean having a show in which the only eye candy is Lori and shaved hair, my husband beat me, and my daughter’s an idiot woman. Unless Glen’s new girlfriend comes along
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I’m okay with not having eye candy. I can flip on Boardwalk Empire after and see 100 boobs to make up for it.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Is it any good? I started to watch it but bailed on it because I had too many other things to watch and it felt like a chore. Despite the 100 boobs who might just all be Paz Vega’s
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
If Tivo didn’t exist, I’d never think to turn it on. In other words, it’s not bad, but you can live without seeing it just fine.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
It’s real good and getting better. Doesn’t get the love it deserves around here.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I agree.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I love it. Even if I think the sheriff guy has a too-small lower jaw.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
What’s up with the barn?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Not really. That could mean anything.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
It couldn’t mean “I know what’s down with the skyscraper.”
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Zombie fights!
Two zombies enter, one zombie leaves
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I thought the episode before last was boring and as such didn’t bother with this week. I’ll get to it eventually.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The story from the comics sounds laughably bad.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So the headline for SI’s story on Japanese players is “Japan’s Next Wave”
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions
“Japanese Players Radiating Heat This Winter”
by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
“Japanese Leagues Drowning In Talent”
SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship
RED SIX!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST reply actions
this reminds me of

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Today in DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
officialBBWAA BBWAA
Justin Verlander unanimously wins AL Cy Young. Story and full voting at bbwaa.com
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Can't wait to read the contrary opinion pieces.
by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
People tried to make the case that CC should be the Cy Young winner at the end of the season
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Valverde got a 2nd place vote
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Detroit Free Press?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
David Robertson got a 5th place vote
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I believe that if you are a member of the BBWAA, you randomly receive a ballot, so its conceivable that Baggs could get an AL vote of some sort.
by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
If JD Drew is cheaper than Beltran, I'd take him. If he's healthy.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
"when he's healthy"
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Id actually support JD Drew
But saying “if he’s healthy” is pretty amusing
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If that means Reyes or Rollins at short, right?
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Regardless.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Well, he should be cheaper. Although, I’d prefer Belt than.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
If Lincecum were 100 feet tall he’d be the tallest person in the world.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
He is a very good LF option.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
If my aunt had a cock she'd be my uncle
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Big mistake
I followed him since he played his college ball for FSU. He’s a LHH that would be stigmatized by having to play half of his games in AT&T. You have to figure in how fragile Drew’s ego is – it’s not just his body that makes him disappear for so many games each year. He’s the anti-Renteria. He only shines in non-important games and ABs. When the end of the season and the postseason rolls around he’s always MIA.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
I'm still young
High: .271/.378/.470
Medium: .292/.391/.516
Low: .268/.380/.475
Unknown: .667/.333/.667
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Well, considering that our biggest problem is going to be getting to the postseason at all, I'm not too concerned with that.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I remember the gay rumors.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Can’t we just pick up someone like Bruce Chen or Brad Penny to be our 5th? How much would they cost? 3 Mil?
Ownership is probably forcing Sabean and Bochy to play Zito.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
It feels like so many of the McCovens have pretty much accepted the fact that Zito is going to be our 5th starter again no matter what.
Well I’m NOT GIVING UP! BRUCE CHEN OR BUST!
FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING SWARM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
HAIL KERRIGAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
THIS THIS PLEASE GOD THIS
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
For what?
He’s replacement level at this point. If you don’t like Surkamp you can just find some other scrub in the dumpster to run out there.
I don’t know that he’s replacement level yet. He’s only a year removed from an averagish year.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
I guess
I suppose I would expect him to bounce back somewhat, assuming he can stay healthy. But I still have a hard time convincing myself that there’s much difference between him and the Surkamps, :(owskis, and JOEYs of the world.
The difference is Surkamp costs 500,000 more. More than that when you account for starting his clock sooner.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
This is incorrect
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
LOL YOUR PERSPECTIVE ON THIS ISSUE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Ichiro Suzuki is so big
he wears his FIRST NAME on his jersey. He is simply ICHIRO.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Ichiro will be a Mariner for life.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Statue material!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
I DON'T SEAN 'EM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Heyman's probably winging it as usual
but if there’s any truth to his entry today that the Giants aren’t in on Reyes or Rollins but are focusing on SS, 1B, and pitching, then WTF?
I agree with Fla-Giant that Sabean will be kicking the tires on Beltran until the bidding gets beyond 3 years, at which point the field narrows considerably. But why are they even spending energy thinking about 1B, unless 1) Sabes is thinking about dumping Huff anyway possible, and/or 2) the team has already soured on Belt for any number of worthless reasons.
As for Bartlett, if Heyman is correct about the Giants looking at SS, he very well might be that guy assuming the Padres would even trade within the division. But that’s a $5 million hit to the payroll, which would tell me that Bartlett would be starting and Crawford would be back in Fresno until the trading deadline.
Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.
Do you really think that Heyman has any inside info on what Sabes & Co. are thinking? For that matter, does any national writer have that access? I would say definitely not. The Giants are a closed book under Sabes’s reign. The only info he could have on the Giants is what other teams are telling him.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 7 recs
This should be as green as people who take Heyman’s inside information to heart.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed.
Sabes has been pretty clear that he doesn’t play that game anymore, so whatever Heyman, Morosi, and Rosenthal are getting is coming from the agents and other GM’s. The echo chamber effect at these meetings is well-known, but it’s not a mystery that other teams will pony up what Reyes wants, and that Amaro has said they can still get the Rollins deal done after Papelbon. So the SS and pitching focus isn’t new, but the one piece of his blurb that raised eyebrows was about 1B.
Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.
Exactly
when was the last time a move by the Giants was “leaked” before it was made. Beltran is the only one I can even think of but that was because it was so obvious.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Recall just a few months ago...
The flailing about over who was going to be traded for Beltran? A whole lot of that seemed to be mere speculation in an echo chamber by outside parties.
Burrel was getting cut was the last leak I heard
But major moves all come as shocks… like when Baggs (pretty sure it was Baggs) was saying how Tejada said goodbye to him in the parking lot, and Rowand was cleaning his locker when he went into the clubhouse….The Giants beat writers usually have the most inside edge into moves before they happen, or as they do.
Most the other info is speculation and what player agents are “leaking” to attempt to drive the market up on their guys.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
This might be shocking but other agents have been known to spread rumors of other teams being interesting in signing a player to up the market on their player. It’s one of the reasons why we spend every day for the past four or so years cursing the name of Barry Zito and his contract
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Agents would never do that. There is no way that an agent would spread false rumors to drive up the price of their client to secure a higher salary commission.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Boras does it (or used to do it) all the time, or maybe he just does it in such a way it doesn’t come off as so blantant. Like pass notes during a dinner meeting or hold up signs saying all that when he’s talking to someone
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Stealth Asshat
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
THANK YOU
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Heyman!
Lincecum, a three-time strikeout champion and the 2010 World Series MVP

Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
And I know it doesn't make any sense
But when people talk about the latest hotshot player coming from Cuba, my mind immediately directs itself to Osvaldo Fernandez.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions
I remember when my white whales were Duchscherererer and Red Six
This team needs more injured guys. JD Drew would fit right in. In fact, I am promoting JD Drew to white whale status right this very minute.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST reply actions
post-2009 offseason me wanted Uggla and Holliday.
We might’ve won the WS with those guys!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: Kotsay in agreement with #Padres on one-year, $1.25M contract. Pending physical. #mlb
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He coulda signed with Agent Ned
for 4 times that amount.
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
3 HR in MIL in 233 AB?
That is like 3 HR in 600 AB at Petco
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
It's Heyman so take this for what it is worth
•Signing Tim Lincecum to a multiyear deal is at the top of the Giants’ agenda, reports SI’s Jon Heyman. The Giants are aiming for at least a four-year deal, which would buy out two years of free agency. Though Matt Cain is a year closer to free agency, Heyman says the focus is more on Lincecum. Heyman believes Lincecum’s agents at Beverly Hills Sports Council could file as high as $25MM in arbitration this winter, in my opinion a risky move if the Giants come in around $20MM. For more on Lincecum’s historic arbitration case, click here.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Heyman is like the Bubba Gump Shrimp of Hot Stove League
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
A 4 year deal for Tim would rule.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
This would be perfect for both teams. The Giants wont take on the huge risk of a long term deal, and Timmy can have the flexibility to sign with his hometown Mariners when and if they get good again.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
except as another writer said
timmy would come off this contract at thirty one and worth less. so they get him at a cheap cost for his prime years
by orange velvet on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Lincecum’s agents…could file as high as $25MM in arbitration this winter, in my opinion a risky move if the Giants come in around $20MM.
Really? A risky move if the Giants offer $20MM? So Tim should file for, what, $23MM? Because risking getting paid “only” $20MM in a year is stupid when you could get 23?
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. Why would you cost yourself $3 MM if you don’t have to?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Because he’d have the chance to make $2MM more. It just seems kind of dumb to pull a number out of his ass and then classify it as a risky move when he’d still be making $20MM. He’d still be getting 80% of what he asked for.
It’s not like he’d be asking for 25 and get 10.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
If the Giants are going to offer him 80-100 mil for 4 years
But jumping from 13 mil to 25 mil is not likely.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
doesnt seem so long ago people were talking maybe 19 million
prices have gone up in literally weeks
by orange velvet on Nov 15, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, people are ridiculous. 17-19 million is right in line with where you would expect him to be based on 13 million this year.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
If your offer is substantially higher than what the team is offering, the arbiters (is that the word?) will likely side with the team. You can’t offer much more than you think you’re worth. If he filed for 22ish, he would likely come out of it with an extra mil or so more than what he would if he filed for 25.
Yoennis Cespedes is taking something

He’s going to be drug tested before signing, right? Even still, he could stop in enough time to clear the test. A team could be signing someone who will deflate over time.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions
Flaxseed oil
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
THIS IS SUBSTANCE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
A picture is worth a thousand words. The guy looks like an NFL running back.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know who this is.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Hot Wives
Sabean was just trying to increase the hot wife ratio with those Scotty P/Marky D offers. No idea about Nick Johnson’s wife, she probably strained a hammy getting to the phone.
for the record a hot wife is slang for someone who likes to bang well hung men in front of their small penis'd husbands
all the while telling the husband how much of a failure he is
so if thats what sabean is trying to increase than may god have mercy on his soul
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What the fuck?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
definition from urban dictionary
Its a more mild form of cuckolding i think
im not really an expert
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Urban dictionary is a reputable reference, it’s true.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
Rec.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You just took the WTF??? rating of the original post and blew it out of the water. Kudos.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
….
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Giants can and should beat that
If that’s the best the Marlins offer, no reason the Giants shouldn’t bump it to 6/100.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Another advantage for the Marlins is that Reyes, after spending his entire career with the Mets, no longer would play his home games in cold or inclement weather. The warm climate of Miami might help him avoid leg injuries, and the team’s new ballpark will feature a retractable roof.
It’s more than just the money.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
You’d think that the Marlins would offer him more money just based on the fact that he knows the Mets’ systems.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
LOL Rotorueter. You rarely post anything larger than a sentence or of any real substance. That in itself takes skill.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
BOW TO THE MAYOR OF SMUG, PLEB!
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Wait...
We care about substance now? Was there a memo?
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Start posting pictures of players hanging out with attractive blonds. I guess that’s what passes for substance in Grant_ME_MERCY’s eyes.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
ogles
Why yes, a great personality. Quite substantive.
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Clearly this is a landscape photo.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
And, for the record, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Nope, you’re looking at balls.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
They always look like a landscape up close.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
I like to think of him as a bot designed to post random Google image search pics.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
lulz
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
HOT WIVES!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sure
But money solves a lot of problems. I mean, I’d go as high as 6/115 for Reyes. Do you think he’d turn down an extra 25 million to be warm?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
No, but then that throws out the 6/100 idea.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
but isn’t a six year deal risky for a player already showing signs of wearing down?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Every deal is risky.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
but for the money and his being injury prone, at what point does risky become too risky?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
At some point.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
The point where the Giants take the risk of another historically bad offense.
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I’m just being curious here and mean nothing by this question but do people (or some people on the board) want Sabes to just back up the Brinks truck and sign whatever player he can by throwing the most money at him or are there limits that people aren’t okay with signing people?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
No
I want him to back up the Brinks truck and sign Reyes.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Brinks truck, please
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
I think the issue is the Giants’ ownership firing a popular CEO and then instituting what seems to be a payroll freeze when it seems they should have increased profits. If they’re not going to reinvest those profits into the team, what good are they as owners? (This of course is the school of thought that sports franchises should not be profit-making for owners, which I think the GOG disagrees with.)
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
WTH?
Is he an AARP member? If so, he should go to Arizona. The dry climate helps with the joints.
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Seriously. Needs better telemetry.
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RUN OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUY THIS
Stephen Battaglio’s book From Yesterday to TODAY: Six Decades of America’s Favorite Morning Show comes out today. Battaglio went on Today this morning to talk about it. Here’s an anniversary page with nifty photos and such.
I love the anniversaries. January 14 is an important day on my calendar.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I don’t know. I haven’t read it.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
My mom’s giving it to me for Christmas. I promised I wouldn’t read it beforehand.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Dumbledore dies.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
John Chancellor killed him on the August 16, 1962 broadcast.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
That was his head in the box, right?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
I HAVEN’T READ IT. IT CAME OUT TODAY.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
So how do you like it so far?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Can you recommend any particular passages in it that are especially poignant?
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Poinsettia.
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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Also--
The network’s put together a special 60th anniversary website, and I have to say, speaking as a respected Todayologist, it’s pretty nice.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
So I am tracking my Ebay package
11/15/2011 07:32 AM PT Carson, CA TENDERED TO USPS
11/14/2011 11:16 PM PT Carson, CA PROCESSED
11/14/2011 08:30 PM PT Carson, CA ARRIVAL ORIGIN DHL GLOBAL MAIL FACILITY
11/14/2011 07:40 PM PT El Monte, CA PICKED UP BY SHIPPING PARTNER
So DHL picks it up and then gives it to USPS to deliver?
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I don’t know if this applies to you, but my understanding is that private shippers use USPS in areas that are unprofitable for the private firms to service. Something to remember when folks talk about getting rid of the Postal System.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
Enough with the substance, already!
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
/overcoat
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Lol Adobe
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
LOLZ
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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
USPS gets a bad rap
they do all the not-profitable stuff and then gets blamed for not being profitable.
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Yeah, sorta like how public schools get all of the developmentally disabled folks, and then get blamed for lagging behind.
Is this champagne room? Maybe this should be the last word on it.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
TOO MANY SENTENCES
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I STOPPED READING AFTER THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE YOU USUALLY POST ONE LINERS
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Here’s a series of must-try Columbus restaurants!:
(everything else ignored)
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
*shakes fist*
DAMN YOU, MAYOR!
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Not being profitable might have something to do with having about 700,000 employees.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Partly
but also because they treat their employees well, they have to maintain branches and delivery in rural areas, and deliver non-profitable items like regular mail and postcards. They are also not allowed to raise price above inflation.
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This is also interesting
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/jul/07/a-rebuttal-postal-service-runs-net-profit/
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Was going to post this comment, but it is in the article.
The $20 billion in losses over the past four years has surprisingly little to do with declining mail volume or the Internet. Rather, it stems from the 2006 congressional mandate that the USPS pre-fund future retiree health benefits for the next 75 years, and do so within a decade – something no other public agency or private firm does. These roughly $5.5 billion annual payments since 2007 – $21 billion total – are the difference between a positive and negative ledger.
The legislation was intended to drive the USPS out of business and “privatize” mail delivery. It is an unreasonable piece of legislative garbage and should never have been passed. Please name one private company that is subjected to this type of requirement.
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I don’t get why the USPS is supposed to generate revenue anyway.
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I don’t get why it took me over a week to get my package.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Did you track it?
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Another thing I didn’t get: A tracking number.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
BECAUSE PROFIT = VIRTUE
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
seriously. this is the ruling more and i detest it.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
It is especially dumb when applied to something that is essentially a public service.
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essentially a public service.
And therein lies the rub. Some believe that there should not be any service that is supported by the commons, particularly when a profit could be made on it.
I look forward to the private police and fire departments.
http://www.nwtntoday.com/news.php?viewStory=46801
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Because we don't want to pay for public services
Personally, I think the “public service” value of the USPS is pretty dubious at this point and I’d be content with privatizing it. But as a general rule, Americans’ attitude toward public services is weird and counterproductive. We want public services but we don’t want to pay for them, so we wind up with crappy public services that everyone complains about, and this shows that “government doesn’t work.”
I wonder how much prices would sky rocket if privatized though. Sure, business knows how to keep costs low but they also know how to maximize profit. I agree with the rest of your comment though.
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Prices would certainly go higher in rural areas
If the service continued to exist at all. In urban areas, I’m guessing prices would be no higher than they currently are, but available service options might change somewhat. My view is that mail is no longer an essential public service, so it doesn’t make sense to subsidize (mostly rural) Americans’ consumption of it. That’s why I’d be OK with privatizing it; I don’t care if prices go up, down, or sideways.
As someone who lives in a rural area it would bother me quiet a bit. While the mail service may not be essential to live I’m sure there are many who heavily rely on it.
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I know some people still rely on it
And I’m probably somewhat ahead of the curve in my opinion that it’s no longer essential. My view is that it would be like removing the floppy drive from the iMac; there will be resistance to change but once it’s gone people will realize they didn’t need it after all.
Seriously, how would grandmothers send out their $10 Christmas checks to their grand-kids?
Is it February 19 yet?
It will be a bonding experience
The kids can teach Grandma how to use paypal.
My view is that mail is no longer an essential public service,These people would disagree.
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That hardly seems like a reason to have year-round mail service
You could just pay somebody to drive around and pick up the ballots on election day.
Someone paid by say a corporation with a competing ballot measure up for a vote ?
/snark off.
This is where we will probably disagree. Prior to my current employer, I worked for a multi-national for twenty years. Everything was profit driven. At some point, and rightfully so, profit takes precedence over the service and needs of the customer. Some services like health care or public services (commons) should not be held hostage to profit.
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Some services like health care or public services (commons) should not be held hostage to profit.
Agreed.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Not what I meant
I meant the county would pay someone, ie a public employee, to go pick up the ballots. Doing this one day a year would cost the public a lot less than year-round mail service.
I agree that some services (police being the most obvious) should be provided as public services and should not be profit-motivated. But I’m not sure that mail falls into that category (anymore).
I would rather
be punched in the face than deal with the El Cerrito branch of the USPS
Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.
This is quite true
But I’m fully comfortable with it. I don’t see any reason to continue to subsidize rural living.
I remember once ordering some product that originated on the east coast
And having the tracker tell me it went to alaska before coming down to the east bay.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
The Future...in movie form
I haven’t looked at the whole thing yet but…
http://infographipedia.com/watch/infographic/photo-twitpic-login-future-28theyE28099re.jpg
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Especially the Cubs.
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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Dodgers not expected to make run at Prince Fielder, Albert Pujols
LA Times:
The Dodgers aren’t expecting to make a run at top-line free agents Prince Fielder or Albert Pujols.
Asked Tuesday of the possibility of adding a big bat this winter, General Manager Ned Colletti said, "As of today, it looks less realistic."
Fielder was at the top of the Dodgers’ wish list at the start of the winter, but Colletti said he has no meetings scheduled with Fielder’s agent, Scott Boras, at the general managers meetings in Milwaukee this week.
In fact, the Dodgers’ payroll in 2012 will be less than it was this year, according to a person familiar with the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The Dodgers’ payroll was around $110 million last season.
Safe for one more year. They should still be better even with a potential black hole at 1st base.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 12:10 PM PST reply actions
> potential black hole at 1st base.
They got Huff?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
LOL Grant_ME_MERCY. You rarely post anything of your own larger than a sentence or of any real substance. That in itself takes skill.
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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It comes only in exclamations!
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LOL DODGERS
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
But for now,KempPosey and Sandoval figure to toil away on a mediocre team while watching their teammates vie for the out-making championship of the universe.
This seems appropriate here.
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Ugggh...put too much Splenda in my iced tea
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I imagine that this will be a rare rallying moment for TL2, jhiat00, and myself.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
Should have used real sugar. Rookie mistake.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Exactly.
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
How about we just agree that he should not have used Splenda at all and just leave it at that this time.
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
That is as far as you’ll get agreement.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
What about the shape of the conference table?
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It should be shaped like an orb
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I prefer Splenda in my hot drinks because sugar does not disperse well enough and I like my coffee sweet. But if you’re making iced tea, you should either use sugar or nothing at all. Splenda just doesn’t taste right cold.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
I like sugar but I don’t like calories and it does not dissolve in iced teas.
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/pounds head against desk
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Whose head?
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Good point.
/pounds CalBear’s head into desk made entirely of sugar
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
And pie
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
beside…my office does not have any of the natural raw sugar…just the refined stuff.
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THE POINT IS THAT THE SUGAR GOES IN WHILE IT’S STILL HOT. YOU ICE IT LATER.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I don’t think he’s making the tea himself, though.
What does one do in a soda fountain-type scenario?
WHY IS MELKY
Mayor of Smug.
This:
ME: “I’ll have some sweet tea.”
WAITRESS: “Comin’ right up.”
FIN
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
/applause sign is lit
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Soda fountain-type scenario? Pick on McFly

Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Whenever I see that guy, I think about how awful he was in River’s Edge.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, it’s about to get real up in this bitch! Say that to my face!
by CrispinGloversBalls on Nov 15, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
BALLS DO NOT HAVE A FACE!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
A very complicated Supreme Court case.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Charlie Rose and Gayle King Join ‘The Early Show’ on CBS
I’m not sure I’m up for looking at Charlie Rose before 11 am.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I am very interested in this development. I really like the newsier tone Early adopted this year, so much so that it’s really become my default morning news program. I’m not sure if I like the Rose/King move, though.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
The Early Show
aways felt a distant third to the Today show and GMA.
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It is, and has been for a long time. That’s not a liability for me as a viewer.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
/Community’d
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
See also: Face, yours
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Yeah, you make the tea hot, sweeten it, than pour it over ice. That’s the only acceptable way to make sweet iced tea.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
SWEEEEETT TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
/tom tolbert
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
These people are so freaking dense, it’s unbelievable.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I can sort of excuse him. He is from the Northwest, after all.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
The Russian colonization earns them points for suffering?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Splenda is gross.
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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of cups are you using?? I’ve never had this problem.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
FTFY
Ugggh…put too much Splenda in my iced tea
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
It's better
than Sweet ‘n’ low or Equal. And definitely better than that Stevia stuff.
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If you want something sweet, put in sugar. It’s honest. Artificial sweeteners do not keep you from getting fat.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Well…eating less calories does. I know that studies show that drinking diet soda actually result in weight gain but that’s apparently due to a desensitivity to sweetness (thus you make up the calories elsewhere). I don’t really eat sweets elsewhere.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Not really
I used to bake a lot but usually for other people. I like a good cake during a celebration or an occasional cookie. I almost never eat pie unless it’s the only thing offered or is a cheesecake.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
What your body does with calories is just as important as the raw calorie count. Artificial sweeteners are a lie.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Tab Soda
The soda later garnered negative publicity when scientists speculated that its main sweetener, sodium saccharin, was a potential animal carcinogen.4 These studies, done on lab rats, resulted in mandatory warning labels on the soda throughout the late 1970s and 1980s. In recent years, the studies asserting saccharin’s carcinogenic effects have been largely debunked. Recent studies found the initial findings to be “flawed” and U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) revoked the mandatory health labels in 2000,4 deeming no correlation between saccharin and cancer in humans. Additionally, in December 2010, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency removed saccharin from its list of hazardous substances.5
Bye, bye sugar
Hello Patio!
/dances swooshily
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Iced tea is good as long as it isn’t ruined by lemon or sugar.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
/that vein on his forehead stands out a little
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I have been trying sweet iced tea mainly because of your love of it. With lemon. And I find it to be refreshing and delicious.
You can add that to your resume.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
TL2's Resume Update:
“I am refreshing and delicious.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
I could kiss you. That is the best news I’ve had all day.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I had sweet tea for the first time maybe.... Three weeks ago?
I…. I didn’t like it. It was weird. I like my tea bitter.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Much like your worldview, I see.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I've never had Southern sweet tea.
I’ve had Nestea instant mix.
I always sweeten iced tea though. If I wanted to taste the tea I’d drink it hot.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Exactly.
This helps assure that no sugar or lemon accidentally gets in there.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
YOU’RE AWFUL.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
this is INCORRECT
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I am drinking a nice cup of Duchess ( Earl Grey, Lemon peel, orange peel, bergamot) right now. I would dare say, you are quite wrong sir !
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I take this to mean you put Splenda in your iced tea.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
OT: When did the niners become the 7th best scoring team in the league?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions
MVP Alex Smith
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
shhh..
don’t tell anyone.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
shhh..
don’t tell anyone.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
See? NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Alex Smith is just waiting for the perfect time to spring his trap…
by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Harbaugh/Roman game plan
will not allow Smith to screw it up.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
I’m just glad he kept it up long enough to beat the Giants. Helped the Cowboys get back in playoff contention.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
The wedge formation was one of the key strategies for the Roman infantry.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
And the first one
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
TWSS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
He was the critical decoy/shield!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
SORRY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
A trap for the niners fans or a trap for the nfl?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
I hate communal showers.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
This is the reasoning one of the votes gave for giving Trumbo a 1st place vote
1. Trumbo, Anaheim
He leads in almost every offensive rookie category, save for average, which makes him the Curtis Granderson of American League rookies. Hosmer is close in many area, and has a better average, but Trumbo has enough of an edge to get the first place ballot.
So many lulz in such a small caption
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
And here's a link for more lulz
http://www.telegram.com/article/20110925/COLUMN35/109259920/0/News02#.TsLNI8_1qNs.twitter
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The Most Interesting Man commercials online are lot more risque than the TV one
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
[HE'S] LOST CONTROL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
ORLY?
JoeStrauss Joe Strauss
Some interesting stuff on Furcal upcoming. Market may moving past Cards.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It's so sad
My expectations have been lowered to the point that I’ll be legitimately excited if the Giants get Furcal.
why be sad?
signing Furcal would be filling a need.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Being excited
About an injury prone 34 year old SS is pretty sad
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
certainly not exciting
anything that forces Crawford to hit his way of Fresno is a good thing.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Market may moving past Cards.
MAY MOVING
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
JUNE JUMPING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
JULY JOSTLING
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
NOVEMBER NUDGING
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Are you not aware that September follows August?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MY CALENDAR
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
CHANGING MONTHLY PERCEPTIONS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
The rules ended with July/July
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
I swear to god
I didn’t even realize that was a two year old quote until halfway through. I actually believed that Sabean was considering re-signing DeRosa and still coveting Johnson and Pods.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
First in line !

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
I believe this is just a gnome that was used this year by the suns, not the Brian Wilson gnome for the upcoming season.
by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Siri says "Did you mean to type Yusuf Islam ?"
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
LOL CLOWN SHOES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Game 6, 2010 NLCS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He had a plate appearance in the NLCS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
There was that one time he grounded into an inning-ending double play with the bases loaded.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Gaaaaah
That bat should never have left his shoulder!
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Actually there were 2 of those
Fortunately the Giants won both games, and then TGWTWS, so…
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
I have a job interview tonight.
I fear no evil.
I still want Reyes for 6/100 millions. Heck, I’d go higher than that. Who cares about old players?
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good luck
tell them you’re looking for 6/100m as well
The first six innings are overrated.
You’re gonna do great.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
@Joelsherman1 Joel Sherman
An exec interested in Alex_Lewis said, "Until he gets a deal that starts with a 1, he will not sign."
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Remember to wear pants
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
I AM SICK OF ALL THESE BOOBS CLUTTERING UP MY QUALITY CABLE TV SHOWS
equal time for peen or gtfo
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Recommends Spartacus to Jim
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Circumcision!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
1. Insert “Watchmen” into Blu-Ray player.
2. Press “pause” and bask in the blue rays from the Blu-Ray, of Billy Crudup’s bid blue “peen”.
3 Profit
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
This is exactly my point. I don’t want to see boobs where boobs and sex scenes aren’t necessary. So if I get to suffer through ratings-grabbing female anatomy, I demand stunt penis.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I mean, no one really thinks this is an artistic choice, right? They know it’s just to get the male audience?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Yeah and while I enjoy a nice set of bewbs I find gratuitous nudity and violence kind of annoying. I must be getting old.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
It’s so cynical it’s not even questioned anymore. Women have apparently taken control of their own sexuality with the result of being just as much sexual objects as they ever were, but now they’re complicit with it.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Plus if their target audience are dudes who can’t go 15 minutes without boobs and I’m watching the movie what does that say about me?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Like jumping off of cliffs and diving through firey hoops?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
SPICE MINING!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Stunt Penis
Does back flips out of exploding helicopters.
Slightly OT
The Giants have a bunch of the 2011 draft picks in SF this week for the annual First Year Player’s Traninng Camp. Yesterday they got to meet and talk with Barry Bonds and Shawon Dunston, today it was Willie Mays. How cool is that for a guy fresh out of high school or college?!!
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Shawon: “…and remember, kids, no one likes a mailman.”
Barry: “Uh…”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
does bonds still have contract obligations w/ the Giants?
by orange velvet on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
No
But I think that they’re still paying his some yearly residuals on his last contract.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Facebook!
Bryce Bandilla
Met Barry Bonds today.. It’s chill
by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
His weather report is quite inferior to TL2’s.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
You’ve got to get Bryce on twitter!
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Uh
as someone who knows Bryce personally…its probably best that he isn’t.
by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, did I mention I had an incredibly uncomfortable lunch with SnuggleEx today?
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Was it in the backseat of a Volkswagen?
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Saw that movie on Monday. First time for me. It was okay. Is it a Kevin Smith trope to have substandard acting? Is he making a statement?
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It has to be really challenging as an actor to read Kevin Smith lines
His characters all have huge and rambling monologues. When I watch his movies, I always get that he writes like he would talk rather than how his characters would talk given a particular situation.
So, yeah, all his movies have bad acting; although Dogma was pretty good.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
INSUBSTANTIAL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I forgot about that movie. Actually, I’ve only seen the first one once when it first came out. I remember liking it though. I’ve seen Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma a zillion times.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I saw that one right before Chasing Amy. It (Mall Rats) was like a worse version of the same movie. I didn’t walk away from either film with a wellspring of love for Kevin Smith.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I've come to loathe him.
My cousins worship him. Instead of music they listen to his podcasts in the car, especially if I’m sitting with them, because they want to share the glory.
He’s one of these clever writers who sound clever and make everyone sound clever.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Get this. He calls me last night all, “I still wanna be friends I miss you waaaa” and I’m like, “Bitch, please. Rock Center is coming on.” I don’t know in what universe he lives, but it’s apparently one in which forgiveness is as common as hydrogen. He seems to think he can flip a switch and hey! Friends again!
But then he mentioned he’d somehow picked up a Moneyball theatrical poster and wanted to give it to me. So I sent him an e-mail this morning and set it up. Lunch was a cavalcade or stilted conversation and barely-concealed loathing. And that was just on my side of the table.
But I got the poster.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Nice.
It’s been my experience that it is easier to just have a clean break with stuff like that. Don’t want to set yourself up to get strung along IMO. I’m a pretty cynical person though.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I agree, and I’m not interested in pursuing a friendship with him. It’s be a fool’s errand. I just really wanted the poster.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
At least you refrained from cooking a rabbit stew.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Good for you. Hopefully it won’t make you think of him when you look at it.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Naw. But strangely, I can’t look at my bowling ball without thinking of GiantPain.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Things that make people think of GiantPain
- Billy Beane’s penis
- TheLetter2’s bowling ball
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I once had lunch with the guy that my Ex cheated on me with while we were still together
It was a very strange conversation.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I think I mistyped that subject
My Ex cheated on me with this dude, I broke up with her afterwards and they went out for a year and then they broke up. After that I had lunch with the guy just and found out exactly what happened.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I hope he paid .
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
I still see That Guy fairly often. Probably going to hang out with him for a while tomorrow at a mutual friend’s birthday. He seems to have enough sense to stay the hell away from me, though, so I at least have that.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox
by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
So you compared notes?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
something like that
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
There’s a college ‘friend’ I’d like to have that conversation with someday.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He claims it wasn't really his fault
because she was on her internship in Seattle, and she never told anyone that she had a boyfriend. He found out afterwards.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I think that's fair.
but like how long after did he learn? These things matter. And he clearly didn’t know you, so there are Bro Code provisos.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think he learned when I broke up with her
In retrospect, I should have handled it a lot better myself. Maybe actually listening to her side of the story more instead of ending a 5+ year relationship over the phone. I mean, my hunch turned out to be the correct assumption but maybe I still should have waited for her to come back at the end of the summer and talk it out.
But hey, it opened the door for me to meet my current wife so it’s all good.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
/goes home to cry and watch Lifetime, hating men all the while
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
But he’s already married to Chelsea. They have a daughter and everything.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Is there anything should could have said that would have repaired the relationship?
I doubt it. That kind of thing is near impossible to rebound from. The doubt is always going to be there afterwards.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
'dude, you were sleeping with three different women that summer'
might start the conversation
When I found out my girlfriend of 3+ years cheated on me I stayed away from home for a day and then kicked her out. I still think it was the right move. IMO the damage has been done and there aren’t really any other options.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
My advice is to smother your soul with a pillow of pure hatred. That makes these things much easier to bear.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That is kinda what happened, yeah.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
It doesn’t make me feel better. Is it supposed to?
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
You know you’re doing it right when you don’t feel anything.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dead inside is the new black.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
YAY! I am back in fashion!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Sociopathy for the win, obviously.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Aw hell yeah!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
Haha
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
The bully pulpit
“Our top story this evening…a local radio reporter’s search for a husbear is in its third week. If you have any information that can help this man, please call…”
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
this is a rec
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I somehow missed the part where he went from cuddle buddy to cuddle ex so I don’t really know what he did wrong meaning I can’t tell you in any knowing way that your feelings are justified. I’m sure they are, I’m just saying I can’t say it.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
Out of nearly nowhere, he ripped my heart out 12 minutes before a World Series game on October 24th. Now I resent his very existence.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I remember this.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/10/24/2510956/managerial-review-on-bruce-bochys-2011#81040038
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Wow. What a jerk. I could make a joke about Emily Post being very clear on the decorum of break-ups during big sporting events but I’m just going to go with that guy’s an asshole.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I’d actually never heard of her.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Emily Post would not approve.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Would Emily Post approve of this disapproval?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Stop being so post-modern. But yes, she would. She’d suggest me looking down my nose at you.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
/Lights the jctGamer signal
Tweet from @DKnobler
Brewers have strong reservations about Furcal, probably not enough money for Reyes. May actually stick with Yuni at short.
http://twitter.com/#!/DKnobler/status/136552527134076928
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions
OH MY GOD BREWERS SAVE US FROM OURSELVES PLEASE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Damn! You quick!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
no, that’s @baycityball
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
LOL XANTHAN'S SEX LIFE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
JUDY ALERT!!
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Now that would be funny
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Opening myself to more ridicule: Marinated Artichoke Hearts are overrated.
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My waitress says good things about artichoke.
how it cleans you up..etc.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
That’s not really sexy talk.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Sounds yummy to me. Can’t say I’ve ever heard them hyped though.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yeah, I was gonna say
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Like Randy Winn.
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Artee chokes three for … naw, that wouldn’t classy. Never mind.
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I mean
to the extent that a lot of magazine and chefs hype them up as this exotic ingredient…Also see Jicama, truffle oil, figs.
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STUPID SMUG MAGAZINES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can take truffle oil in small amounts, problem is…that NEVER happens.
see also: radicchio
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
It's not to be trifled with
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
I’ve never had an artichoke that I’d consider awesomely delicious.
It’s interesting.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
There were some artichoke hearts in my salad today. I tasted one, then took the rest out immediately.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
There’s the artichokes that are in cans or jars, pickled or marinated or whatever, and I like those, but they’re not really interesting. Then the fresh artichokes … I don’t get it.
My palate simply isn’t capable of discerning subtleties. Wine tastes like wine. I mean, I can taste differences between wines, but damn if I can taste berries or chocolate.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I love artichokes but am too lazy to make it. My hubs just bought a large jar of marinated artichokes from Costco.
You mean steaming them or microwaving them is too much work?
I’m the laziest cook in the world, but I’m not buying this
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
I had pizza with artichoke hearts, spinach, and chicken the other day. It was amazing.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Maybe you just don’t like the taste of overgrown thistle.
Me, I love it. The story about the Frenchman, the Nazi and the artichoke is icing on the cake.
/sits attentively
What is this story?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Kokkari. Delicious artichoke heart skewers.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
How are they rated?
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
M for mature
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
KL for "Kind of 'Leafy' "
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no
god no
this has gone on too far
I don’t say too much on this site but this is such a injustice I feel like i have to get involved
are you sane?
are you a competent human being?
wait why am i even asking that question?
You obviously arn’t if you dont like marinated arichoke hearts
youre a fucking joke
no
youre worse than that
at least jokes are funny
you are not funny
you are fucking disgusting
marinated artichoke hearts are amazing
have you ever tried them on a pizza
No?
didnt think so
god
youre such a fucking clown
What did they ever do to you anyway?
Nothing
they never did nothing to nobody except be delicious
more than you will ever do
fuck
i am so mad
I need to step away and calm down before I punch my laptop in anger
god damn
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry.
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i was just joking
I didnt really mean any of it
i was trying to picture someone being ridiculed over something so unimportant as not liking artichoke hearts
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Phewww
but McC’s opinions are very important to me. I have even considered liking pie just so the cool McCovens will like me.
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You don't wanna start adjusting your likes to bring them in line with MCC norms
For one thing, it would take you a really loooong time.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
That was an awful lot of effort.
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Seriously, are you wrong about everything?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Well
I think tea is good and I like Chinese, Japanese, and Korean food (probably in that order).
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Where does Thai food rank in that order ?
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Woohoo
jaysonst Jayson Stark
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What's the rumor on the DH?
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Pretty much
This deal, however, figures to be especially historic, as baseball positions itself for the 21st century. Among other things, it will pave the way for realignment of the sport into two 15-team leagues, adding a second wild-card team in each league, spreading interleague play throughout all six months of the regular season and making significant changes to the draft, free agency and the so-called “Competitive Balance Tax.”
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This is good
In recent days, the sides have found ways to come to a meeting of the minds on the last of the major issues that have prevented them from reaching an agreement earlier — in particular, a plan for curbing spending on the amateur draft and a revamped draft-pick compensation system for teams that lose top free agents.
Details of those changes have yet to emerge. But contrary to reports that compensation picks could be eliminated entirely, some clubs are now saying they’ve been told to expect that in the future, teams will only have to give up a first-round draft choice if they sign one of a handful of “elite” free agents.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
And why is evening out the leagues or interleague throughout the year bad?
They aren’t going to add interleague games or anything.
I hate the 2nd wildcard
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I’m going to go look up the last major league to have an odd number of teams. brb
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
The 1884 AA had 13 teams, but Richmond was a midseason replacement for Washington.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Who cares?
Does the odd number of teams in the two leagues have any affect on anything that matters?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yes
Every team can’t play on the same day if you have an odd number of teams. This is self-evident.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I disagree
So long as you allow at least one team to play twice.
I think it was the Indians who did that once. Was it in 1999 that that happened?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
2000
It’s happend a number of times besides: http://www.baseball-reference.com/blog/archives/10888
Interleague play throughout the year would allow every team play on the same day
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I thought that was self evident
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
but some are more equal than others
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Oh, that Thomas Jefferson!
He was such a joker.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
and quite the slave ladies man
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
The Founding Fathers would be screwed by 24/7 news
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Why is every team playing on the same day important?
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Well, it would be at least 3 days idle for one team while all of the other series completed. That is, if they left out interleague play.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
I'm thinking they could stagger things
Using three and four-games series
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Just chuck the season entirely
And have a 30 team single elimination tournament like NCAA basketball.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Actual bulls in the bullpen.
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Actual porcelain home plates.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
Moats and bear traps in the outfield.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
so minute maid park?
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
That would be pretty awesome and if the Astros can’t get decent attendance, I can see them do it
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
They’re in the AL now, so that’s probably allowed.
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sharks with frickin’ lasers are a definite must if they’re going to build a moat
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
NON FLYING CREATURES CANNOT ATTACK YOU
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
If you hit a home run you have to actually run to your house.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Actual Dougs in the dugout!
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Using a space heater to warm up relief pitchers. Pitchers use a .45 on pick off attempts. All “out” fielders must have gay lovers. Short stops must be Eckstein height or lower. Clean up hitters must straighten up in the dugout between innings. Sports casters must learn magic spells.
OK I’m bored.
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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Those "out" fielders might really enjoy pinch runners and pinch hitters
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Actually, they don't have to get rid of the whole season
They can play a 60 game season to determine seeding.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Sixty games…in six days!
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If they aren’t going to reunite for a tour, I’d like them to release a DVD/Blu Ray of that O2 Arena concert from 2007. I downloaded the first rehearsal bootleg circulating on the internet.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
i saw them back in 77 (i think)
i would rather remember them that way
by orange velvet on Nov 15, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Didn’t Jimmy Page have a serious heroin problem for some years that affected his playing?
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
not sure about the extent of JP’s heroin use – wealthy people are able to afford it and procure it, which is primarily the issue that fucks up the working class who get caught up in it….missing gigs, bad dope, etc..BUT…
1977 Jimmy Page – 33 years old
2007 Jimmy Page – 63 years old
Plus ‘77 Led Zeppelin was in full-flight, united as a group, with arguably one of the best rock drummers of all time. The ’07 O2 arena show was neat, but not the definitive article to remember them by, IMHO. There is footage of the O2 arena show out there though, I watched a friend’s DVD copy once.
The Led Zeppelin DVD that came out with the ’75 Earls Court footage is as good as it gets IMO.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
and many people would argue that Eric Clapton has never played as well as he did with Derek and the Dominos…during which he was completely strung out.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Just found this
It is considered by many that, by 1977, Page’s heroin use was beginning to hamper his guitar playing performances, as exhibited on a number of Led Zeppelin bootleg recordings from their 1977 tour of the United States, by which time the guitarist had lost a noticeable amount of weight.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
I read “Stairway to Heaven: Led Zeppelin Uncensored”, but can’t remember if it was mentioned.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
That does sound familiar.
Still I’d take “Listen to this Eddie” over the O2 gig for definitive article-ness. ;-)
It’s a moot point though, Plant’s clearly moved on and I don’t see him greenlighting a reunion release of any kind.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Just checked out a clip on YouTube of The Song Remains the Same from the show. John Bonham goes crazy.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Always thought ’77 Zeppelin live was them at their bombastic height and not in a good way. I also seem to remember Page being so zonked out he sat in a chair during a concert and dressed up like a Nazi at another
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve got all their releases. That DVD from 2003 was awesome.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
That was so much better than even my high expectations.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
used to be a shoe commercial
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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
this is awesome
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Duck I says.
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Anyone who don’t want to get killed…. Better clear on out the back.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
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So that's how the Redskins lost this week

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
He has a beautiful singing voice.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
are there stats that can measure lulling to sleep the opposing team?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
If only it were the Redskins.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
So Tim Tebow is Jigglypuff?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
..
God_Damn_Batman The Batman
When people are more excited about Twilight: Breaking Dawn than they are about Dark Knight Rises, the system has failed.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
The second half of The Dark Knight should have been its own movie.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
It wont make more money than Dark Knight or Dark Knight Rises
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it beats the new Superman costume
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
bane looks pretty cool
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a video of Bane being filmed giving a speech at a stadium where he seems to resemble Humungus from Road Warrior. Kind of funny stuff.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
To be fair
apparently that’s “low” for an Adam Sandler movie. I like the way this is trending though.
by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
yikes
Shooting at Haas Business School on the Berkeley campus. Look out if you’re in the area.
“No, no … I meant ‘make a killing’ as a figure of speech.”
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A business student finally got sick of the Occupy people? Or vice versa?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Unclear that it is related.
Police shot a man who was holding a gun, so no “bystanders” were harmed.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Disappointing. What’s the point of revolution if you’re not prepared to kill people?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
LOL Gandhi
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what about
LOL MLK
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Shot dead, race riots, no actual racial equality, got a monument this year in Washington made out of WHITE MARBLE
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Well
it’s a whole lot better than it was in the 1950s and the quote was prepared to kill, not prepared to die.
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The First Class was an awesome movie.
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The trailer mash up with Casino Royale was hilarious too
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Yep. Dead, and Pakistan and India decided to build nukes at each other.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
But that's wasn't the revolution.
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Heh. 20th century nonviolence has never actually led to anything better. It’s just a hippie slogan for burnouts.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Yeah, I for one would much prefer being under the yoke of a colonialist regime to independence.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I would’ve. But NOOOO, the US didn’t want to pay the expense of war reconstruction, so they kept to the independence timetable.
Besides, you’re an American.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
but they were putting taxes on stamps and tea! Who can tolerate that?
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Yes, the American Rebellion was SO pacifist.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
It was unjustified, of course. The modern Tea Party people best embody the spirit of the original rebels.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
All I’m saying is, if you want a revolution, you should kill people. If you don’t want to kill anybody, just vote.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
There’s got to be something in between.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Nope
absolutes are the only viable options.
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Heh. Keep believing that if you want. Nothing has ever improved the world except technology. Humans don’t have the ability to rise above basic primate instincts of violence and tribalism.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
And I thought I was cynical!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
You’re a progressive and a liberal, aren’t you? You can’t be cynical if you believe that things will get better.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I guess I don’t believe that they will necessarily but I believe that they can. That it is possible.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I stopped believing in man a long time ago.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
What about women?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
If it were a killing-people contest in India, I have no doubt that the British would have won. Look at Amritsar.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I dunno. Hard to kill half a billion people.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Besides, like the two or three Indo-Pakistani wars brought peace to the world. Or the sectarian violence. Or the dramatic gaps between rich and poor.
It did nothing but get you political independence, which I say is not worth much.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
The third one certainly accomplished something
But I suppose for you that would also be meaningless, as would the right won in 1956 to speak the autochthonous language.
It probably doesn’t mean anything that the literacy rate in the Punjab before the British conquered it was 80%, either. British rule was quite benign; why act to oppose it?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Treanor one-year deal with #Dodgers is done. Announcement shortly. #mlb
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
It's too bad
that the Dodgers have not been able to find any catching prospects and now have to constantly sign old catchers.
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It’s hard to find good catching talent. It’s not like teams are just giving catching prospects away.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Uh huh
Sure you did
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Well I did, but okay. El Person’s was obviously going in that direction. Wasn’t sure about CalBear949.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
It’s pretty much a given: Catcher jokes and the Dodgers
Laugh or I will sue you.
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Got it. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of Agent Ned
how is Mark Ellis worth 2 years 8.75 million and Carroll not worth 2 years 6.75 million?
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Sabermetrics!
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
I'll play Ellis' advocate, since I like him a bit
2009-2011 fWAR
Ellis: 5.7
Carroll: 6.3
Then account for Ellis being 3 years younger, and I think the contracts mostly make sense.
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Counter
2B Mark Ellis — Lowest on-base percentage of any qualified second baseman in baseball in 2011, third-lowest slugging percentage.
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OK
Total value is what matters. Ellis is a hell of a defender.
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
So
he is a older version of Crawford.
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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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No.
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Yah that's not exactly right
.291/.358/.381 is Mark Ellis’ 2010 line
I don’t think Crawford will ever be able to put up that kind of line.
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Ellis is a hell of a defender.
Reminds me of a sign that used to hang in the Colliseum:
ELLIS
D
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Defence so good
it’ll trip your shit the f out
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Ellis, D.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Greg Proops
has a great bit about Dock Elli’s no-hitter on one of his Proopscasts.
(And a great one about the 2010 WS, too.)
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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
what are they?
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
According to BR
Most of his value is defense and only plays 2B
2009-2011:
oWAR: 2.0/dWAR: 2.0
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Ellis
2009-2011:
oWAR: 5.7/dWAR: 0.7 and plays both SS and 2B.
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I have no idea where you're getting any of this
On BR, from 2009-present, Ellis has been worth 2.9 oWAR and 2.5 dWAR.
So he’s getting more value from his offense than his defense.
Why are you saying he gets “most of his value” from defense?
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lol
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You're right
I mis-read the chart.
He had one good year in 2010 but had a oWAR of 1.2 (2008), 0.9 (2009), and 0.3 (2011). He also only plays 2B where Carroll played both 2B and SS.
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Once Upon a Time is pretty good
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I think I’m going to watch Titan A.E. tonight.
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I love Robert Carlyle.
And it’s way better than Grimm.
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Robert Carlyle is having so much fun on that show.
The only good part of Grimm is the “reformed” Big Bad Wolf character who gets blackmailed into helping the main guy, but he only shows up like 5 min an episode.
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Carlyle is great
but in the one episode I’ve seen so far, his presence seemed to highlilght just how bad most of the other actors were.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
The actress who plays Snow White is so awkward, it’s almost painful to watch.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
This
but the Wicket witch is pretty good and I like all the twists on the classic fairy tales.
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I thought the witch was the most glaringly bad actor.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Maybe it’s because I think she’s hot. Snow White is not hot.
Red Riding Hood hot.
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Yeah, she’s pretty bad too. As is the kid, but you can kind of excuse him since he’s a kid.
Also, I’m not a fan of how they really only have six characters in every episode, and two only really appear in the fairy tale flashbacks. The whole Emma/kid/witch triangle thing is already getting old.
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LOL
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Learning WordPerfect. BS
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Bank Street Writer
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
dos prompt.
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About right
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WordPerfect is impossible. Threw it and the word process in the garbage. Ordered new stationery. BS
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I fucking hate Word Perfect. Fuck that software.
No seriously I hate it.
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I liked it better than Microsoft Word
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Perfect.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
It looks like it is more powerful than Word. Actually maybe I should revise my statement to include all word processing software.
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It was simpler and easier to use than word. Unfortunately, MS Word became the dominant word processor and the conversion of a WP document never worked right (accident? I think not).
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Mostly I hate it because I have to maintain software that integrates with it. Installs, upgrades, etc… are such a pain in the ass.
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I was always a big fan of Works. It did what I needed to do and it wasn’t overloaded with crazy “features” that, more often than not, just got in the way.
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The best thing I’ve found for MS Word is the merge feature. I’m not sure if other word processing software has that but it is very handy.
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Works had this label feature where I could merge a database and a label template and make some pretty nifty customized labels:
jumped rope <#times> on
Saved me from having to write it out 30+ times to stick in kids files. Print it out on a label and stick the label on the kids gross motor observation sheet. Never found anything that worked quite like that in word.
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That’s pretty much how the Word one works too.
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Oh and damned sbn autoformat
[name of child field] jumped rope [number of times field] on [date field]
We could never get it to merge a non-address list with a label program. Me, the Mr. or the tech people with the school district.
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IF TOM TOLBERT SAYS 'ABSOLUTELY' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA!!!......
/change the station?
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30 tweets?
wth just happened?
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The dodgers just signed Matt Treanor
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and Mark Ellis
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Crash Davis: Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live… is it a live rooster?
[Jose nods]
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
[to the players]
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
[the players nod]
Crash Davis: We’re dealing with a lot of shit.
Larry: Okay, well, uh… candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ’em.
I wonder what Cain/Lincecum would cost based upon this
The Phillies are indicating Cole Hamels would cost “three small countries and two oceans” in a trade, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney (Twitter link). Considering what sort of package it would take to land Hamels, the southpaw likely isn’t going anywhere.
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Probably a washed up SS and broken down outfielder.
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Kevin Correia, Esteban German, and Mark Portugal!
Done!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Along with
Jim Pacific and Carlos Mediterranean
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What about Ron Mexico?
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
On one hand, I bet both of their teams lock them up early
On the other hand, it’d be interesting to see what kind of contracts Matt Cain and Cole Hamels would get on the open market, in comparison to each other. They’re pretty similar statistically, if not for that whole opposite-handed thing.
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Easy
The Moon, Denmark, and Finland
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White Whale sighting!
Doumit is reportedly weighing a few contract offers and may make a decision as soon as this week. Christensen indicates that the Twins haven’t extended a formal offer, however, meaning they probably weren’t among the clubs Doumit was considering over the weekend.
As for Willingham, we heard earlier in the month that at least ten teams had already expressed interest in the outfielder. Given the lack of power-hitting outfielders on the market, Willingham appears poised to do quite well for himself this winter.
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I like Doumit as a 350 AB, 35 games at catcher, a few at first, a few in left, and PH the rest of the time guy.
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A persons comment on HardballTalk that struck me:
Doumit averages 26 runs below average per 120 games due to a lack of pitch framing ability alone. He could make sense as an everyday DH/1B/Backup Catcher but he definitely should not be catching every day.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
This I would agree with. The Giants could use a productive bat in the backup catcher spot. I would miss Stewart’s arm and defense. Doumit appears to be in the clankmit category as far as catchers go.
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What's the McC feel on Willingham?
Willingham, Melky, and Beltran OF would be a serious clankmitt but would be a pretty darn good offensive lineup.
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yup.
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Afraid
he’s throw too many dugout temper tantrums?
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Yeah, that makes sense
I didn’t have much to say on the actual baseball topic, so I was just making a “Type A” (as in, competitive, driven, hard-ass personality type) joke.
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Yeah, he'd be more flexible if he was O-
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Fine player
Not worth a first round draft pick.
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The amount of stupidity on YouTube is depressing.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions
you are just realizing this?
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Every once in a while one of my FB friends will post a video like this (Not safe for most work environments), and remind me.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve seen this before – it’d be great social commentary if it wasn’t serious.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh good point. I just assumed comments because they make me the angriest, but you are right that there is a ton of stupidity caught on video and posted as well.
It is just easier to avoid those than the comments.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
People will post anything. It seems worse than any other mainstream website.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
I make sure to never scroll down. I wish there was a way to permanently disable viewing comments on all videos.
Actually I wish this on most public posting places. Why does ESPN or the Chronicle need to have a comment section under their stories?
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
I like reading through the comments at SFGate.com. You can learn things that weren’t mentioned in the article.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
There was an article today that implied Michael Moore is a hypocrit because he's rich
The comments had a link to an article he wrote about being rich a couple weeks ago that debunks the article
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
I think he's a hypocrite for other reasons.
He goes to speak to protesters to support their economic inequality/anti-corporation protest, while he’s on a book tour. A book published by Hanchette, the second-largest publisher. Hanchette is owned by the Lagardere Group, and multi-national conglomerate that, among other things, founded a missile manufacturer that was bought out by EADS in exchange for an ownership stake in the global defense and military contractor.
THAT’s why he’s a hypocrite.
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by BruteSentiment on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
This makes so much sense.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
I have this plugin that hides everything but the video.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
It's no Yahoo comments
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I hate all the false advertising. The video should be what the preview describes it as. Those that are blatant attempts at deception should be removed.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
On Simmons Podcast about the NBA Lockout
Ric Bucher just referred to the Giants as a small market team.
Stick to basketball, dude.
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we spend like one.
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8th highest payroll in MLB last season
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We just like to spend money on players who we then have to keep off the field because they are so terrible.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
Now we're getting somewhere
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What would it be without Zito and Rowand? At least Zito. The guy should never have been signed.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
You can’t really play that game. I mean look at the Yankees and Red Sox…half of the rosters are overpaid or should not have been signed.
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Yeah, but Zito was so obvious. I’ll give on Rowand.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
I dont get your point
We’re still spending the money.
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He is saying that it was an obviously bad signing that should have never been made in the first place. Rowand was less obviously bad.
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AGAIN
What does that have to do with us having a Top 10 payroll?
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Nothing
he was talking about how the Giants’ payroll is skewed by Zito and Rowand and that if you took those two out, the team would not have a big payroll.
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Because then the Giants would have signed no new players?
And just pocketed the money?
Man the rainy day fund would be overflowing
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Hey it’s not my point. I’m just clarifying it.
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my bill is in the mail.
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Dang.
I think I’ll clarify myself from now on.
The Invisible Hand at work.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
if you took those two out, the team would not have a big payroll.
Well… yeah. If I bought burritos less often, I’d end up spending less on burritos.
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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Wht assume they wouldn't have spent any of that money elsewhere?
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
Isn’t Zito’s contract considered the worse in MLB history? There was some list put out last year, I think.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
Joe Po
did one as of October 2011. Zito’s contract is mitigated by time.
http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/2011/10/worst-contracts-in-baseball.html
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However, the sheer magnitude of the contract bends time and space around it
The first six innings are overrated.
Look what I found
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/yankees-should-trade-for-zito/
I vaguely remember it being discussed on here.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
No I don't think so
I think Mike Hampton has to be.
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Lackey’s is pretty bad. As is Well’s
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but the value of 100M in 2000 is different than 2010
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What would the Angels payroll be without Vernon Wells?
I could do that with every high payroll team
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Don't forget
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The first six innings are overrated.
WHAT IF VERNON WELLS WAS ORSON WELLES?!
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or
H.G. Wells.
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WHAT IF VERNON WELLS WAS AN ACTUAL WELL?
Could they fit his entire contract in quarters down there?
The first six innings are overrated.
WHAT IF R.A. DICKEY
oh
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Were a false shirt-front?
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ya heard that
this was a fun podcast though
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Sup
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
chips and salsa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Costco pizza
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I haven’t been going to CostCo lately. Too far out of the way and too much of a hassle. I do miss the pizza.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, slice of costco pizza, hot dog and a drink. I want it so bad right now.
The first six innings are overrated.
hot dog is still the best deal in the entire world
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
usually there
hard to eat a hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard while driving
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah
But still not enough food, so you need the slice of pizza as well. You can get another hot dog, but that’s wasting a drink.
The first six innings are overrated.
well, it's enough food for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
god, if you're going to call me fat you should just come right out and say it.
The first six innings are overrated.
i would never
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i'm sometimes just shocked by how much dudes can eat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I just dominated some bread sticks and some awesome pizza.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
DOUGH-MINATION!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
WHO ARE YOU CALLING TINY PEOPLE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I haven’t felt hungry in several days. My lunch is still sitting on the table. This might be a problem, actually.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
You should probably eat.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
perhaps an eggroll?
The first six innings are overrated.
Try the costco food challenge, eat $10 worth of food in one sitting.
by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
SO BAD YOU CAN TASTE IT
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox
by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Good for the price. Haven’t had it in a while, though.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I got a surprisingly tasty Ethiopian chicken stew from the Irish catering truck that parked outside my work today.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
none of the words in that sentence make sense when combined in that manner
The first six innings are overrated.
Me neither. This was across the street from the two that are normally there nowadays (with their ridiculous lines) and, unlike the ‘official’ trucks, was still open at 2:30 when I went out to look for some sustenance.
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Some stuff about Jason Bartlett
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
YOU AT THE BARRICADES LISTEN TO THIS
NO ONE IS COMING TO HELP YOU TO FIGHT
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
GIVE UP YOUR GUNS OR DIE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
SOMETHING ABOUT COLD HARD HANDS
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wow no
DAMN THEIR WARNINGS
DAMN THEIR LIES
THEY WILL SEE THE PEOPLE RISE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
damn their warnings damn their lies
they will see the people rise
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
listen, my friends, i have done as i said
i have been to their lines
i have counted each man
i will tell what i can.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
better be warned they have armies to spare
and the danger is real
we will need all our cunning
to bring them to heel
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
have faith!
if we know what their movements are
we’ll spoil the game
there are ways that a people can fight
we shall overcome their power!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I have overheard their plans
there will be no attack tonight
they intend to starve us out
before they start a proper fight
concentrate their forcee
hit us from… the right
WWRWD?
WTH Thanksgiving is next week? It can’t be!
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I'm makin a Turducken :)
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
2012 McC Thanksgiving Meet-up at my house...you just have to get here.
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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Hey…Christmas music is already on the radio here in Southern California.
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/adds to list of things wrong with Southern California
by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
I feel you. I got a ton of stuff to do before Thanksgiving.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
maybe you can
ask your “friend” for help.
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this not working shit is really messing up my sense of time and season.
I’ve got things to send out to people for thanksgiving and NO FREAKING BOXES!!!! I thought I had more time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/runs around in circles screaming
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
How’s this for scary: 46 days left in the year. 41 until Christmas.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Yeah, that settles it – I’m going out drinking.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
That statement and your username leaves me confused as to your choice of intoxicants.
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Variety is the spice of life.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 16, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
So little sympathy. My qualifying exam is on Monday, November 28th. I want to knife the committee member who got to choose between 11/21 and 11/28 and picked the latter based on the rationale that “since it’s after Thanksgiving, I know I’ll be around.” Fucker.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Bar results
come out this Friday.
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Where will my local watering hole score??
Oh…wait.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
That’s funny, for me bar results come out in the gutter.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’m making Thanksgiving dinner!
My aunt said she was canceling Thanksgiving because she was too old to carry the turkey in and out of the oven. I said I SHALL COOK.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I NEED MY TURKEY AND YAMS DAMMIT
AND MAH PUNKIN PAH
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I don’t now what I’m going to make. I gotta think of something.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Correction: I don’t know what I’m going to make.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Here is a good side dish (with a southern flair)
I made it up one Thanksgiving when I was sick of that sad, traditional green bean casserole. I have been making this each Thanksgiving for about three years. Always a hit.
Fresh Green Beans with Pancetta and Pralines
1 LB of Fresh Green Beans
8 oz of Pecan halves ( bagged are fine)
8 oz of Pancetta
1 clove thinley sliced (razor blade) Garlic
1 stick of butter
1/2 cup dark brown sugar.
Clean and snap ends off of green beans
Steam Green beans for approximately 25-35 mins until tender (not floppy)
Warning ! Multi-Tasking Ahead
Concurrently——-
melt butter in a small saute pan over low heat, add brown sugar, add pecans stir, adjust heat, cook until sugar is carmelized on pecans
Heat large saute pan over medium high heat, add pancetta cook until crispy. Turn down heat to low, add garlic, saute until garlic is translucent.
Add green beans and mix well. Place green beans in a serving dish. Stir in sugared pecans.
I realize that this combination sounds odd, but think about it for a minute. Fresh, crisp, green beans, a slight tang from the slow cooked fresh garlic, un-smoked bacon (pork fat, salty), buttered and sugared pecans ( rich,sweet,). It has everything. Sweet, Savory, Rich,and acid tang
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I tried it with more pancetta, but it didn’t quite work. If you notice, I did not say to drain the fat before adding the green beans. That makes up for the limited pancetta.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I’ve never heard of half those words.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Have confidence, you could totally do this.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Where are the little crunchy onion thingys? I NEED THE LITTLE CRUNCHY ONION THINGYS!!!
Sounds good though…
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
You and I are probably in a very small group here. I love fresh brussel sprouts. No one else at my house will eat them. Trader Joe’s has full stalks of fresh brussel sprouts right now for $3
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Brussels sprouts are great, especially with bacon.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
OK – totally making this.
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Beats the hell out of Green Beans with mushroom soup and french fried onions from a can.
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Least you got asked. My family told me I’m cooking this year since I don’t have a job and have plenty of time. They’re such liars: most of them are retired, they’re just lazy and don’t want to cook.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, she didn't ask.
She mass emailed everyone that there would be no Thanksgiving this year. I protested.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
At least you got a vote. I don’t even get to not have Thanksgiving. God, I’m so the Klohe Kardashian of my family!
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
The tall one that’s still married and looks suspiciously like she’s not Robert Kardashian’s biological daughter.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
But that means you get to set the menu, which is the best part.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, and make all of it. For 20+ people. And everyone will stand in the kitchen (WHICH ISN’T ALL THAT BIG BY THE WAY) talking and being loud and generally annoying me with their stupid conversation and insitance on getting in the way of everything I’m trying to do. Happy fucking Thanksgiving, everyone.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
Assign tasks to anyone standing in the kitchen. Thins out the crowd.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
I did that last time. “Raise your hand if you still want dessert.” A couple people raised their hands. “Congratulations, you just volunteered to make dessert.”
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
My family once decided that my mom and I weren’t getting dinner on the table fast enough so they decided to start on the pie first while we continued to cook. Seriously, the German side of my family is predominantly self-involved, drunk assholes.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Assigning people to bring stuff is helpful too.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
This doesn’t work cause they’re all drinking and not paying attention so they do stupid shit like set the over to 175 instead of 375, put a champagne bottle in the freezer and then forget it, allowing it to explode, or thicken the gravy with powdered sugar instead of flour and before you accuse me of being over dramatic, these all actually happened at one point holiday or another.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
No, it’s the German side. The Creole side never even lets me lift a finger. I have to bring something pre-made if I want to contribute.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, they would be forced to eat their mistakes…
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
I guess I’m a bit out there, because I volunteer to do that with that many of my friends regularly. And I would really kill for more counter space in my kitchen. There’s room enough for maybe 2 people, and that’s cramping it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, my MIL tries to do that… We live in an apartment, there’s no room in the kitchen for the kitchen, let alone 3 people. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
We're continuing our tradition of
Getting Peking Duck from Seafood Harbor in Sunnyvale
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I'm seriously thinking of getting one of those
meals from Pavilions.
The prime rib from Costco looks tempting as well.
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We’ll be winding up the day eating crab in Chinatown per usual.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
We need a new tradition. We don’t have any family in town this year for Thanksgiving, it’s just me and the Mr. and I’m not making a whole freaking turkey for 2 people…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I generally get my Thanksgiving food from Boston Market in these situations
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Well since we are now here [northern California] alone I think "this situation is more like “from here on….”
We used to do that 5k thing on thanksgiving morning, then go over to my mom’s for turkey and whatnot.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
How about corned beef. You can sometimes get them at the store pre-spiced. It’s not too big (but still a few meals) and the preparation is easy (but you do have to let it boil for a while).
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
It’s ridiculous how quickly the last few months seem to have passed.
The first six innings are overrated.
I was just thinking this today as I was ordering my brined turkey from Whole Foods. I’m hosting this year. I’m feeling a little bit of pressure. I have to figure out what else to serve with it.
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I can send you tried and true recipes if you like.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Do you have something good with sweet potatoes? I have a good stuffing recipe and a good cranberry relish recipe. It’s the other stuff I need.
And, for the record, there will be no pumpkin pie. I’m thinking my chocolate pie that I made for Christmas.
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I’m thinking my chocolate pie that I made for Christmas.
In my book, Chocolate Pie will always beat Pumpkin Pie.
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I don’t care for pumpkin pie. I’ve received a ration of shit for that here, but it is an undeniable truth.
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or honey crisp apples… shun!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I’m going to give them another try – maybe I had a bad batch.
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I think they’re okay. It basically maximizes the best tastes of the apple (sweetness) and minimizes the tartness. But it’s still an apple.
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I love the way they taste and the mouth feel, but christ are they expensive.
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Costco has them for about $1.69 a pound (5 pounds I believe).
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Don’t shop Costco too often. Is that the small size apples ? That’s a really good price. Everywhere else they are priced per apple.
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I don’t know…they look like the same size apples as in Paviliions or elsewhere.
We got like 15 apples for $9 bucks.
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/ quickly does the math….
Damnit ! Now I am going to have to go by Costco tomorrow. Last week I paid .89 each.
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I tried these Ambrosia apples yesterday
Pretty good. The size of big varieties, the crispness and sweetness of the small designer ones.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Jazz apples are my favorites.
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I don’t like it, either.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Not a fan of pumpkin pies.
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Thank you, I needed a laugh.
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It’s all right. Once a year or so.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
ONCE IS TOO OFTEN!
Although I’m starting to wonder if I should have one for my mom, who really likes it. I dunno.
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Maybe a little pumpkin pie tart, for form’s sake?
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
Pumpkin Cake is better.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
I have about a million recipes for sweet potatoes and yams but they can all be divided into about two categories – candied (i.e. very sweet recipes) and more natural (as my mother likes to call them “adult” recipes). I tend to bourbon candied yams for the holidays because I don’t want any kids to be disappointed but I don’t want the adults to kvetch either.
Here’s a relatively simple one that you can alternate to taste:
Ingredients
6 medium-large garnet yams*
1 stick butter
1/4 c. bourbon (I also add a dash of SoCo or Wild Turkey if it’s around the house)
3/4 c. brown sugar (more if you prefer sweet yams)
1 1/4 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1/8 tsp. cloves
1/2 tsp. salt
Dash of mace
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Wash and peel yams and cut into 1 1/2 inch slices. Steam slices until just soft enough to mash (it’s important not to over steam them or they will become too soft) and mash together in a large bowl or large Pyrex oven-safe bowl.
In a small saucepan, melt stick of butter and add remaining ingredients, stirring thoroughly. Slowly add the dressing to the yams a little at a time until thoroughly mixed. Add additional ingredients to taste. Transfer yams to 13 × 9 inch pan (if working without Pyrex) and bake uncovered for 20-30 minutes.
*For purposes of this recipe, yams and sweet potatoes can be used interchangeably but I prefer the garnet yams because they result in a beautiful bright orange, perfect for fall.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
Fresh Bodega Dungy's.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Mash potatoes.
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This
I pretty much just eat mashed potatoes and rolls.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I have this mental image of you
with a spoon full of mashed potatoes on one hand and a slice of Dragon Roll on another
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
after
dominating some breadsticks and pizza
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Sushi? Yuck!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Oh, No.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
In his defense there is no way in HELL I would eat sushi in either of the Dakota territories.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve tried it in Phoenix and Vegas as well. Not sure if that is any better though.
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I’d recommend being nearer to an ocean.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I’m going to allow Vancouver.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Good point. I was being to US-centric in my thought process.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
It would be interesting to try living away from the ocean. I’ve never.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Word is that sushi in the midwest is less dodgy than sushi off the dock. Reason is that the fish served at sushi joints in yon hinterland has been flash frozen from the moment it is caught, and does not unfreeze until more-or-less ready for eating at the restaurant. Stuff off the pier sits around and rots for a while…. Not just on the pier itself, but on the way to wherever its being eaten, stored in substandard fridges before eating, and so on.
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I had sushi last night. It had no flavor. None. There were jalapenos involved, and they weren’t even spicy. It was hideous. Okay, not hideous. A new and mindboggling level of bland.
They charged me 30 dollars for that crap, and I didn’t even order a drink. $5.45 FOR WAKAME SALAD. What the fuck.
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You are correct!
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
Beer
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
TURKEY CARCASSE SOUP
you throw the turkey bones, whole wings, drumsticks etc into a big pot
pour water on it
cut up some onions, celery, carrots
bring to a boil
simmer overnight
putting in scraps of leftovers, the bone from the ham
maybe a can of corn for some crunch
skim off the fat in the morning
dine on it for the next week and a half
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
baby you got a stew goin
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I thought you had class
The first six innings are overrated.
i thought YOU had class!
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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Sweet Potatoes.
Pumpkin Pie.
I’ll be cooking up a turkey, sweet potato dish and a fancy stuffing in a few days for an early Thanksgiving thing. Those sweet potatoes are mainly for me.
If you like sweet potatoes....
In the recipe fanpost, now off the main page there’s a recipe for a spicy hot sweet potato soup. This time when I made it we threw in some white beans and spicy eye-talian sausage
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/4/2538642/ot-the-fall-recipe-thread
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mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts, if they're made right
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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Butternut squash can be an excellent alternative to sweet potatoes/yams.
The first six innings are overrated.
I haaaaaaaaaate squash for some reason. I don’t know why, I just can’t stand it.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
My family does a southern Thanksgiving. The gumbo is my favorite, especially if it’s a duck one.
Is it February 19 yet?
I picture every southern meal to be similar thanksgiving in scale and frequently content.
The first six innings are overrated.
My family always does this. It is the only way I like turkey now.
So delicious yet somewhat dangerous.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
The Southern version of Fugu.
Though, of course, the danger is to the preparer rather than the eater with deep fired turkey.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
I want to go to a Southern Thanksgiving just for the Y’alls, Ma’ams’, and drawl in general.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
You’d have to go to TL2’s house for that. My grandpa is really the only one with much of an accent anymore.
Is it February 19 yet?
Interesting
We do gumbo for Christmas/Christmas Eve or occasionally New Years, but never for Thanksgiving – Thanksgiving is strictly Turkey and a bajillion sides.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
We’ve never had gumbo at a holiday event, but that’s not our brand of Southern culture, either.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Yeah, I think I’m gonna change it up a little this year and do gumbo for Christmas but shrimp and grits for Christmas Eve and get my uncle to bring me some gator so I can fry it up.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
We tend to do very traditional spreads for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. Your hams, your stuffings, your cranberry sauces, and so on.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Yeah, that’s how we do Thanksgiving – if it’s in a Norman Rockwell painting, it’s on our table. Oh, and we always have (at a minimum) pumpkin pie, pecan pie, lemon meringue pie, sweet potato pie and the cranberry tart my mom but I hate.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
I liked gator.
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GUMBO
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Green bean casserole.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Duck, because fuck turkey.
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THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I DO~
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can of corn
I MEAN THE DUCK PART
I don’t fuck turkeys.
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I honestly don’t get why anyone thinks that turkey is good. And, yes, I’ve had plenty of turkeys that people claimed to be good—none of them was.
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Hells no.
Double cherry duck breast with a shallot and brandy sauce? Yes please. Gnocchi with gruyere and cherry tomatoes? Also yes please.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Hell yeah. And you know what?
Being smug never tasted so damn good.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Whose traditions? My mom’s family sure as hell didn’t grow up eating Thanksgiving dinner.
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Strangely, they’re also now much more enthused about Thanksgiving dinner than the rest of us.
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Exactly. I want all the traditional US holiday crap and none of you native-born Americans are gonna stop me!
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
You will kill to make this happen!
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You seem to have misunderstood my original joke. I am not advocating violent revolution. I’m advocating SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Sweet potato pie!
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Fresh Bodega Dungy's.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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yeah, baby! I was just about to chime in on that, although we never have crab on tday
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My Dad rents a house at Dillon, and we do Thanksgiving there. Crabs and chowder from Bodega, oysters from Tomales, then the turkey and stuff.
This is the first year I can’t be there.
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Tahiti Way in Dillon Beach. 8th house on the left. Wear Giants gear, and my Dad will feed you.
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There were rumblings?
Despite rumblings that reigning NL MVP Joey Votto could be available this offseason, Reds GM Walt Jocketty says the team will hold on to the first baseman, according to Jon Heyman of SI.com (via Twitter). Jocketty indicated that the Reds will try to lock Votto up to a long-term deal within the next year.
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Ray Ratto walked by
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Huh?
Their current investment in other starting pitchers means the Red Sox will have less interest in Yu Darvish than they did in Daisuke Matsuzaka when he was posted, says Peter Abraham of the Boston Globe
Cuz Red Sox are so loaded at SP.
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So … wth is going on outside? Helicopters, sirens…sheesh.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Something Occupy, no doubt. WE WANT FREE COLLEGE
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I sympathize. Education costs are insane in this country.
But then I think Medical and Nursing school should be free so I might not be the best person to ask.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
It’s absolutely nonsensical that you need to go to college to get a job. Just drop out and get into a trade school.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
True. The fact that minimum wage jobs often require a college degree is crazy.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a terrible trend where a college degree keeps becoming less valuable and more expensive than ever before.
The first six innings are overrated.
The next bubble.
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And of course student loans cannot be wiped out by bankruptcy so that is going to be a super painful bubble burst
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
word
I’m worried about the fact that the government backs those student loans. I am also worried about the government offering to forgive debt for law students serving the public interest for ten years, because I’m thinking that’s not gonna be economically feasible.
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My greatest disappointment with Obama is his hewing to the college degree = jobs crap. Sure, now he’s saying federal student loans will be forgiven or something, but this entire bloating of education credentials (without actually getting much of an education.) You see children slaving their entire teenage years and earlier to get the credits and activities to get the “privilege” of indenturing themselves to decades of debt for pretty much nothing.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
you are on a roll today!
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No politician will ever say less people should be going to college.
The first six innings are overrated.
J, the champagne room! THE DAMN CHAMPAGNE ROOM!
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
/shakes up champagne bottles
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it’s not champagne in there.
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The problem isn't that people are going to college
The problem is the way college is set up.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Not at all
If you take the “too many people are attending college” line to its logical conclusion, you get things like this article, which is one of the worst things I’ve ever read.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
If you take my comments about independence and violence to its logical line, you’d actually follow them, instead of recognizing the cynical satire.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Oh good grief. So you actually think I’m advocating violent revolution?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
It’s very comfortable (for lack of a better word) to say that what we do is pointless because none of us can change anything, but that strikes me as fundamentally dishonest and entirely contrary to human nature.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
fundamentally dishonest and entirely contrary to human nature
And proud of it!
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
You can’t recall???
Hell yes. Why do you think I lost faith in humanity.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I’ll be up until the wee hours of the morning analyzing Dostoevsky, so my brain’s a bit frazzled at the moment.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
HAHA DOSTOYEVSKY
There’s a guy who figured it out. The price for making the world a better place is the torture and death of a single innocent child. Most people will take that price.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Exactly. Why does he have a position on it anyway? It’s not in his purview.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
He can’t single handed but he could lead the way for reforms.
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I’ve been continuously employed since 1987, in non-minimum wage jobs, and have no degree.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
See? Not that anecdotal evidence means anything (LOL something I learned from baseball nerds) but see. And look at you. A pillar of the community.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I wouldn’t have had either of the two jobs I’ve had since college were it not for my degree. It was a requirement.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Exactly. A requirement! They should not be required!
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
But then any raving Filipino could have my job!
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
The joke sounded better in my head. We’d all have a good laugh because it was clearly a reference to you, my good friend, and not in any intentional way a statement on Filipinos. But it really isn’t funny. This has been some day, I tell you.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
If you want to have jobs that don’t completely suck, aren’t physically demanding and don’t ruin your health, it’s better to have some sort of degree.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
I think there is still value in a secondary education. It’s just that the cost may outweigh the benefits. I’m basically hoping that working with my kids in athletics will land them some sort of scholarship. If not, I’m going to recommend a trade school (assuming things are the same in 16 years).
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It’ll get worse. Hunger Games, here we come.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I'm ok with living in a dystopian society
as long as it’s narrated better than The Hunger Games.
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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I haven’t read the books because they sound, well, stupid, and deeply depressing, but the movie trailer looks kinda good. Might have to Harry Potter these.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
I gave in and read the first book last week. Quick read, and fast paced. Not a bad story at all. And now I’ve ordered the other two in the trilogy.
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You are living in a dystopian society. It’s 2011 and THIS is what the future turned out to be.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
The state schools in your part of the world aren’t terribly expensive, are they?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Not comparatively. I’m not sure I’ll be here in two years let alone 16 though.
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Why on earth did you have children if you’re this cynical.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I meant in SD. Not alive LOL.
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This may be true.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
LOLOLD
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AND STILL EMPLOYED
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
never knew that Male Prostitute was such a secure career
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I'd consider it, except I'm fat and ugly and nothing I try changes that.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
That’s just a side gig I do for the love of the game.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
No Sharks. No baseball. No football.
This is shaping up to be a Magic Online evening.
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can of corn
If you don’t have anything to do, you can help me answer these Crime and Punishment questions. I started at 2 and I haven’t finished the first one yet. I have seven more after this.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I was looking at some of the trading cards at Target the other day
insanely expensive.
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still saving all my video game good wills for Diablo 3….
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I’m actually glad because I have an 8 page rough draft and 10 minute presentation to do tonight. Both are on the ethical issue of steroids in baseball, which should be fun. Except for the whole “can only use scholarly journals and no newspaper/magazine articles as sources” thing.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
This + GoogleScholar saved my life in undergrad.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, totally hitting up JSTOR, ProQuest, and Google Scholar right now. But the number of journal articles discussing the ethical aspect of steroids in sports is far outnumbered the number of journal articles discussing the medical aspects.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
So who wants to drink until they can't feel feelings any more?
That’s my plan for tonight.
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No job?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Nah, that’s in a half hour. The drinking will come later.
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Just be like me and never have any.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Any number of things. I haven’t had a drink in a month, and today has provided me with plenty of reasons to break that streak. I’m accepting fate’s direction.
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now, do you WANT to be sober, as in you had a drinking problem?
Or is this just a passing thing?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Nah, I just wasn’t in the mood. But today is a day made for it.
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I’m having a drink right now.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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I’m afraid that once I start drinking on weekdays it will get out of control.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
1115 new comments!!
If you people have this much free time why aren’t you doing my homework for me!?
I miss anything good?
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I offered dregarx!
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You know some Japanese right?
Want to write me a 500 character email to an imaginary (or real, I suppose) friend/teacher/acquaintance/crazy uncle? It’d due Friday. In exchange I’ll pay your MCC premium dues for the month.
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I'm not.
Right now I’m procrastinating on stuff due tomorrow at 2:30 because I have time during the day to do it. I should probably start, as it’s the outline for a 15 page history paper…but…MCC is more fun. Anyone want to write that paper for me?
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What’s the topic?
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Modern Japanese history (1600-WWII) is the class...
My supposed topic is the weirdness of the Ryukyu Islands’ relationship with China and Japan in the Tokugawa so nearer the beginning of that time frame. Fun fun.
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Oh oh oh
I took that class at Cal.
But not that topic. I wrote about the role of the samurai in Meiji Japan.
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Woo!
The topic is entirely up to us really, but I have ties to Okinawa so I thought I’d poke around…then I mentioned it to my TA and he was all “OH YES WRITE ABOUT THAT YES.” /shrug/
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Were they Japanese back then?
I don’t know much about the history of the Ryukyu Islands. For some reason Formosa comes to mind; were they ever administered together?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
No and I don't think so.
There’s mythology, some dress, and a language unique to Okinawa and the nearby islands.
The Ryukyu Kingdom was united around 1400 I think, and the main influence then was China, not Japan. They paid tribute to China and the king was invested by the emperor. They weren’t quite a colony, but they weren’t entirely independent either.
In 1600ish one of the southern Japanese daimyos (feudal lords) invaded and used the islands to trade with China as a way around the closing of the country. From then on the Ryukyus were paying tribute to both places and there lots of convoluted court games.
Not sure about the Taiwan part, they may have been for a short while.
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Brief history of Taiwan
Taiwan was always natives and Chinese.
It was Dutch for a while (thus the name Formosa), de facto independent for awhile, Chinese, and then Japanese after the Treaty of Shimonoseki in 1895 (still one of my favorite treaty names…the terms sucked but the name is fun to say).
Taiwan became independent after Japanese surrender in WW2 and then the KMT took it over 1949.
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Always?
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Mmkay.
Thanks. The Ryukyus were already Okinawa Prefecture then.
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I always thought Ryukyus were Okinawa…at least that’s the name for Okinawa in Chinese.
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Yeah.
But that’s interesting. Of course, Okinawa is a Japanese name. The Okinawan word for Okinawa is Uchina. What I’m not clear on is if Ryukyu is Japanese or well, Ryukyuan.
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Dostoyevsky, eh? Fun. I’d help but it’s been a few years.
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Thanksgiving is reminding me I hate one side of my family
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
I noticed that evolution.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Yeah, but I tolerate them because my dad’s side is so awesome, and hey, they could be worse, right?
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
My dad’s side of the family is the one that sucks. We are mirrors of one another.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And the awesome side is the one filled with drunken buffoons, but at least they can cook.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the torso or the bottom?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Today I learned that the holidays are for getting bitter.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Yeah, sorry, I think I’m just a little cranky right now
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
Join the club. I snapped at our membership manager tonight for bothering me with what I felt was a stupid complaint from a listener. Boy, I was pissed.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I’m just so stressed out right now and not sleeping well realizing there’s and influx of burdensome family about to barnstorm my house is making me grind my teeth. But yeah, I should stop whining.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
I actually am having a difficult time imagining you being angry.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It’s always scarier when the truly nice ones snap
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
I have, as my mother says, “a bit of a temper” at times. I’m better at keeping it reined in these days.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
That’s a terrible idea.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Bless your heart.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
Oh snap!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Mr. Disaster can get away with it. He and his wife are lovely people.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I thought you were a decent chap when we met.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
The dog is a complete bastard though.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
At McCovey’s back in August.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Hello. Yes, this is dog.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
I miss Owlcroft and his Bochy rants.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
he must be gearing up for spring training
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
what kind of pie should i make for christmas this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Cheesecake
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best answer
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
ban
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
technically a pie
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Pumpkin cheesecake can be pretty damn good.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
The best pie. Pumpkin.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
we'll have enough of that for tgiving
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That's impossible!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Rec'd
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
not a pie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Also gross
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
i was thinking apple
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
THEN YOUR OVER THINKING
Lamprey! The North remembers!
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL FREYS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I can’t think of any fruit pie that I wouldn’t eat. But what’s with all the veggie pie’s?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I have always been curious about rhubarb/strawberry pies.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
very good but more of a summer pie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
QUARK PIE!
PIE MADE FROM RAINBOWS !
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
I recommend this comment and Pecan Pie
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
i made one last year
i loved it but my mom isn’t keen on the idea
then again, she probably wouldn’t eat any of whatever i made
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yesssss
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Persimmon.
It’s secretly the best kind of pie. Persimmon and cinnamon….mmmmmmmmmm…..
Persimmomon!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My superly chocolate chocolate pie.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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/is intrigued
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
Lamprey!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Halloween is Over!
enough with the fucking pumpkin already
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
If we’re going to be drinking buddies you can’t be talking like this.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
please don’t tell me that there’s also pumpkin drinks
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
so good tho
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
only starbucks's though
the other ones i’ve tried suck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Winter is coming!
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
This story just gets crazier and crazier
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP)—A former Penn State graduate assistant cited by a grand jury report as claiming he saw an ex-assistant football coach sexually abusing a young boy in a campus locker room shower says in an email he made sure the act was stopped and then went to police—contradicting what the report says.
McQueary, now the football team’s wide receivers coach, told a friend from Penn State that he made sure the 2002 shower assault he witnessed was stopped and went to the police about it. The friend made McQueary’s email, written Nov. 8, available to the AP on Tuesday on the condition he not be identified.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-pennstate-abuse
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How on earth is that not just him trying to retroactively cover his ass?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Police could have been paid off
you never know.
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Of course.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Or he could just be lying to save his ass
you never know.
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
I guess we don't know at this point
But I do find it a bit hard to believe that, even in State College where football is king, the cops would bury a report of child rape. It seems impossible. All the way up to, say, aggravated battery, I could see a cover-up happening. But child rape? I guess I’m not that cynical.
Yeah, I doubt it was even reported
but I never underestimate the willingness of some people to take money over doing the right thing.
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
I suppose that an email to friends after the shit has hit the fan is far more reliable than grand jury testimony given under oath.
Oh wait – it’s totally not.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Shift A
Ivan Ochoa smells like vanilla.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
what about
Ivan Nova?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
break out the pre-filled kdl restraining order
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Ivan is a friend.
But, whatever. I guess I ask for these kind of comments.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
You did come out of the blue and comment about how he smells, after all.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Disagree. Saying someone smells like Vanilla is innocuous. That could be “Oooooo he smells like Vanilla I just want to eat him up!!” or “Oh interesting, he smells like vanilla”
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that Ivan Ochoa was Alex Ochoa
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I’ve clearly earned my rep around here. There’s no rehabilitating it.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Buck up! It could be worse… for instance, you could be known for being wrong about everything.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
Is it his natural scent? Because that would be so awesome.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
We wouldn’t be squabbling so much if he were still with us to make the peace.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Quick what are his views on nonviolence/education/sushi/thanksgiving/Japan?!
That way we can all agree.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
"We offered Willie Bloomquist 2 years and 4.8 million dollars"
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I can't see this!!!
Firewall
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
SMELLING IVAN OCHOA
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
If we forward this image to opposing teams, I’m pretty sure they will surrender.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
They would have to. The power of Buster would compel them.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Oh you are trying to steal a base? Let me go back to the seats in order to make it easier for you. Whoops I threw you out anyway.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
Poor Buster Posey
So injured, can’t even figure out where the field is.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
YES
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
Shit I think I might be gay
somebody convince me otherwise NAO.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Thank you
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Oh god, I miss baseball
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t ski :(
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
That’s why we have those 2010 dvd’s!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
:D
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, need to finish this chapter of my senior thesis by the end of this week...
Should I get drunk and try to write it, or should I be boring and write sober?
Maybe it’s the silence or something, I just never concentrate as well during the day as I do at night.
There are fewer things to be distracted by that late/early
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
How in the world do people do their work before then? I feel like I hear about all of these people that get up early, but I’ve never actually met one. Do they really exist?
Now that football is over and I don’t have to stay at school until seven, I decided I would be productive and start my lit homework at 1. I figured that even if I were to take five hours, I would be done by 6. I ended up starting at 2: an hour lost, no big deal, done by 7. It’s 6:15 now and I’ve been working for a significant part of the interim and I haven’t yet finished the first question; there are eight. I don’t think I can work without significant time pressure. This isn’t due until 10:50 tomorrow morning, so my internal clock isn’t in work mode yet.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
I would never get anything done without deadlines.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Yes. They are employed though, so you might not run into them much.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
SICK BURN
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Ugh, I wish I had a job. But what happens when McDonald’s and Safeway turn you down as unqualified?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Okay, so I can’t work a register and I hate serving people. So do most people at McDonalds and Safeway!
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
You can have my DQ job.
Then you’ll be scheduled for one day a week, then get canceled because it’s raining…wash, rinse, repeat.
/headdesk
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
just holding out until my property gets sold
and then … well, i’ll think of something.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Move to the UP of Michigan, your writing career takes off, make appearances on talk shows, become angry darling of literati.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
There’s this thing called the Iowa Writer’s Workshop, or there used to be … I dunno. I’ll need to move somewhere in America where the cost of living can make $100,000 last more than a few years.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
My lab!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
… inside your lab? I’ve read about this scenario.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
As opposed to what? On top of my lab?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
/writing fanfic furiously
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
That leaves you with a wide swath of this country from which to choose. Join us in Real America.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I’d love to, but it’s scary for me not to be near the sea.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Maybe a lake will do. Or a mountain stream.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Areas around the Great Lakes are cheapish
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
We have some lakes, and boy are they great!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The Carolinas are near the ocean and relatively cheap. As are vast portions of Florida.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
Nonsense. The Alabama Gulf Coast and its pristine white sands beckon to you.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
How much will I end up spending on air conditioning?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
If you’re me? Three dollars a year. If you’re everyone else? Prolly triple digits in the summer months.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I did have this thing about North Carolina … Florida is too hot.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
There’s more variability.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
It is hot in the summer and blizzardy in the winter. My parents fled to the Bay Area for this reason.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
This is what I pay for in San Francisco. My ideal climate and a bus ride to AT&T Park.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
I can’t think of any other place where it’s cold all year but never freezing.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Most coastal cities?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, because when I think of Corpus Christi, New Orleans, Tampa or Miami, I think “cold but not freezing.”
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I SAID MOST
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Which may have been an overstatement.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
The closest I want to come to Real America is the Washington D.C. area. Maybe North Cackalacky.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Heh. Should definitely not come to Seattle then. Stupid place.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
DQ like Dairy Queen?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Yup.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Dairy Queens were awesome when I was growing up. Banana splits! Chocolate/peanut butter parfaits! Oh, and you could get burgers, too. Little kids running around with sugar spikes probably didn’t make it too fun a place to work, though.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
I honestly don’t mind the work.
It’s not exactly glorious, but it’s alright. Soccer kids are annoying though. But if I could get hours there, I’d stay. As it is, it’s not making much of a dent in tuition payments.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
book stores and toy stores often hire for the Christmas season.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Oooo!
It might be a good time to call Half Price Books for the 3984793th time asking if they’re hiring…
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Go get e seasonal helper job at UPS. Then you will wish you were unemployed.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
I nearly did that! Then I realized Oh God. I’ll either get fired or quit.
I’m just not cut out to succeed. I’m one of those people the Tea Party wants to just die.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Well you haven't been very nice to us either.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
A large majority of new hires quit. It’s expected.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yup, when I used to work at the toy store we’d hire 5-7 people for the holidays. The regulars would take bets on how many of them would make it through to January. Usually only 1 per season was hired on for permanent.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It’s physically demanding and the pay isn’t that impressive to start. Also, people are pussies. It might be different for the seasonal helpers, but I kind of doubt it…
I resigned years ago as part of a workman’s comp settlement, so it may be different nowadays.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
I’d say that heavy employee turnover is part of the business model of a number of industries.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh. I should probably actually try this.
For some reason I can’t understand, 3- hours a week at DQ IS NOT GETTING ME ANYWHERE.
Sorry. Bitter.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Seriously. That’s the kind of comment that would have gotten someone killed when I was on Morning Edition.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Feisty!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
/smashes CalBear’s car windows
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Guys, I just got Dance With Dragons
Soon I will be able to join your conversations with impunity!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions
Working late at the office!
probably Del Taco Tacos (3 for $1.09!)
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I have a Del Taco right down the street. Nothing to write home about.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
But you can order tacos AND french fries at the same time!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I’ve been having back spasms all day, so no cooking for me – I’m at the mercy of whatever the fella brings home for me to eat after work.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I’d eat a muscle relaxer.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
A masseuse?
So would I.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
If only – but since I have to tend my kids still, no muscle relaxers for me.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
1600 comments. I thought something baseball related happened.
What a fool.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
MATT TRAENOR SIGNED
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
...MY BASEBALL ONE TIME.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
WHAT ABOUT CRAIG COUNSEL?
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
i always had an unholy crush on him.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Because his batting stance was so irresistible?
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
no, silly
small with a pointy nose.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Hey man
Johnson woulda been a good sign. It’s too bad he wanted to go DH and hurt himself.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
It's just....
those names….linked and all intertwined-like with Sabean’s….
/shudders
Walter White is Heisenberg.
It sucks that the Giants ended with 2010 Huff…of course it came with 2011 Huff as well.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I'm not interested in post-facto analysis
Johnson would’ve been the smarter sign, especially at the price he ended up going with.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Season tickets
I was called yesterday about buying season tickets. Can I make signing good FAs a contingency?
Oh, hell. You know what I just realized? Today is the halfway point of my 26th year. I’m on the downslope to 27.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Just relax and enjoy the ride.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
You're entering your peak baseball years.
Quick, get to a diamond!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
If I would, I could. If for no other reason that the fact that you’d finally notice me.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
i assumed you were older.
“wise beyond your years” i suppose
That’s El Person. It used to be Cookyman, but I think he had to join the IDF for a while.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Wait, was he actually Israeli?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Or did he do the I’m-not-Israeli-but-I’m-Jewish-and-gonna-join-the-IDF-for-a-couple-years thing?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
No, he lived in Israel IIRC.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he did the whole E-Ticket thing and left us :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
HOW ARE BABIES MADE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Dunno.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
Is that what happened to him?
I wondered where he was.
I’m not sure, but I assumed he was Israeli and don’t they have mandatory service?
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Didn’t he pop up a few months ago?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
If he is Israeli
Yes they do have mandatory military service. Even for women. But not, I don’t think, for Arabs.
Natalie Portman, who was born in Israel, almost had to serve but got out of it due to being a Hollywood movie star and all and having to finish up Star Wars.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
I'd rather keep the will-they won't-they vibe going for a while longer
At least until sweeps.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Meanwhile, the dark horse romance between me and jponry continues to build.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
You're going to ruin this show.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
controversial storyline
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
PTC and GLAAD issued scathing press releases.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
hey
did you see they cast Rattleshirt???
Still no Ramsay or Reeds.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I saw a few theories that would introduce both them and Ramsay in S3 instead.
But i’m starting to think they’re all just cut which makes me sad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think Roose may pull double duty as Ramsay
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder what they’ll do with Rickon. Maybe keep Luwin alive and send him off with him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
not a bad idea
Or they could promote another Winterfell minor character, I dunno.
(I typed “Winterfell NPC” originally. Christ I’m a nerd.)
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
Also
I kind of hate the idea of Roose replacing Ramsay.
Some of my favorite things about Roose are his bizarre, resigned reactions to Ramsay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I imagine they'll introduce Ramsay in a later season
He’s too HBO a character not to be added somehow. They might just refer to him offscreen for now, or show a guy in armor.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
I read one theory that would extend Theon’s storyline out a little, keep him in the Iron Islands a bit longer and move some of his ACOK stuff to S3.
S3 ends with the B&R “murders” but done by Dagmer Cleftjaw instead of Ramsay. Then in S3, Ramsay shows up as “Reek”, blah blah, like 3 eps in he betrays Theon and all the regular shit goes down. Then B&R&whoever else escape.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hmmm
Considering how slow a lot of Bran’s stuff is, that would add excitement to Winterfell. On the other hand, it might severely fuck with timelines re: Catelyn’s release of Jaime.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
I think they’ve already fucked up Cat & Jaime in terms of being true to book-verse.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
they've moved a couple things around
But the door’s still open for Catelyn’s motivating factor to be the news about Bran & Rickon. Change that, and you change a lot.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
yeah i don’t get the decision to move that scene up to s1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
maybe they’re really looking forward to the Brienne/Jaime bromance and they want to move it up, idk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
character development for Jaime
I imagine they want to give him more to do and start planting the seeds of his face turn so the TV pacing works better. Also, keep Nikolaj on screen probably.
Also LOL “bromance.” Poor Brienne.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
I heard they’re putting his escape attempt in the actual show instead of just telling us about it, so there’s a start.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think Jaime will be pivotal in the book endgame. Of course GRRM could also off him.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
offscreen
start TWOW with a Brienne chapter going WELP THAT SUCKED, just to troll us
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
there’s one person on westeros.org who is convinced jaime was killed offscreen and won’t be showing up again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm going to be 20 next year
That’s like…adult.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
I’m only a minor for like 11½ more months. I don’t want to be an adult.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
18 is actually pretty cool. You can vote, which I’m sure will interest you. And you have more driving privileges. And can buy cigarettes, if you’re into that.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Well you don’t need to get a stupid permit first when you’re 18. That will save you time and money.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Also
Lottery tickets!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t get my license until I was 19. There was no need because my best friend lived on my block so she drove us everywhere.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
School. Lottery tickets.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t get mine until I was 20. Single parent family, one car, mom needed it for work…. so yeah, there was nothing for me to drive anyways…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
i'm about half a year away from 25 D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Jason will still love you.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
my really tiny violin is playing for all of you
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously…
wah, wah, wah…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Seriously…
I am 9855 days past being twenty five. You punks can just shut the hell up :-)
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
10 more years
then you can expect a large contract from sabez!
Uh I just turned 35
I’m half way to 70 :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
I just turned 45 you jerks.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
What was the depression like?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
WE SUFFERED MIGHTILY
As an aside, I have an uncle that actually did have as many as 3 jobs simultaneously during the depression, at least until he volunteered for WWII.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
GAYEST GENERATION (at least in my head)
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Your tumblr is routinely amazing. My grandfather (big WWII buff) would retch.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
This is why All Angels is going to have a hard road to hoe.
But I’m gonna go all Steve Jobs and BE TRUE TO MY INSTINCTS.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Let me say that I think it is an accurate picture of the era. What my grandfather grew up with was the idealized Ronnie Reagan version of the war, in which everyone — yes, every last one — was straight, and no hanky-panky took place. Except in South Pacific.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I had a history professor at Santa Clara who claimed that disproportionate number of gays enlisted for WWII
WWRWD?
Allan Berube?
You can follow up on my non-baseball OT thread http://t.co/sH8zHKbq
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
War
it’s better than 3 jobs
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
i've decided the best way to make any salad good
some kind of cheese (blue, goat, etc)
some kind of fruit (pear, dried cranberry, etc)
some kind of nut (almonds, pecans, etc)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
kind of agree
nuts are hard to stab with a fork when in a salad.
i had no trouble with the sweet/spicy pecans tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i dont know
i just dont care for nuts mixed in things. like brownies? messes up the whole thing.
Boo
Walnuts in Brownies add texture without sacrificing taste! It’s win win!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
agghhh
ruins the texture. i let my aunt make the cranberry sauce last year and she put pine nuts in it. i almost cried because cran sauce is my favorite.
disagree
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
/picks walnut shards out of teeth
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Screw you guys. I'm putting in an extra cup just to spite you.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
You’ll be the only one touching them,buddy.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
i don't care for them in brownies
but in salads YES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
tonight's salad
one of those mixed green things, with crumbled blue cheese, pear and trader joe’s sweet and spicy pecans and olive oil/balsamic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
oh im sure it was good.
id just rather eat that yummy salad then eat the pecans late with a beer.
Yup – that’s pretty much all you need.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I mostly agree with this
But nuts in salad are generally good in my experience. Please keep them away from my chocolate-chip cookies and brownies, though.
And for the love of Zeus…NOT IN THE ICE CREAM!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Nope. I’d love rocky road without the nuts.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Nuts in ice cream are so evil. Totally ruins the whole frozen-creamy mouth feel.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
its the worst when you dont expect them
mmmm chewey chewey chewey, BAM! NUT! IN YOUR MOUTH. lolz
Soooo many jokes.
Must restrain self.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
Tell me about it. First time that happened, I panicked.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
File that under “Things about Jim I didn’t think about before right now”.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
It’s sort of risky doing it with complete strangers.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Oh c’mon!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
He’s right, though. That can be dangerous.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
We’re still talking about the walnuts right?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
It's the same reason
why I dislike Raisin Bran
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I like Raisin Bran, but I think it’s because I’m old and bland things excite me.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Dad’s an oatmeal guy. I never liked it.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
put enough sweet things in it
and it is bombb
the raisins have a little bit of sugar on them!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I had a serious moment of mental disconnect as I saw nobody mentioning a weather balloon anywhere near here.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
Cauliflower!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Especially after it has soaked in the milk for a little while.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT IS BRODIE BRAZIL DOING ON NETWORK NEWS
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
He’s doing sports on the local NBC station. I guess since Raj is now the Anchor.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Is he talking about the Sharks? He seems to generally find a way to bring them up.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
Have you spoken with the
Godfather aka Jeff Sullivan?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
why Seattle?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
wait weren't you in the bay area?!?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Modern transportation is amazing.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
And all the ships would rather go to the Free Cities.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, my family's in SF
So I visit pretty regularly and the last one coincided with the meetup.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
I did not know that.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
People should come up here in June for the interleague series
We need to orange up a major section of Safeco. Tickets are cheap! (Because the Mariners are bad!)
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
Me too! Ceora and I can stalk Timmy.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Awesome.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
OMG, can you imagine?
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
I’m planning on being in Seattle when the Giants are
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
We’ve talked about it, but it’ll depend on the $$$ situation.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Same here, but I think I could pull it off.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I think when we get into the spring I'll put up a thread about it.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
YES
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Yes.
Everyone come to Seattle!
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Where else can you see… an ocean wave, a fish fly, a mountain peak, and the world’s largest needle?
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
You can drive us to Mount Rainier and we can go fake-hiking along the paved mountain trails!
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
Shit, I wanna go right now.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I might try and schedule a pregame thing at the bar where Chulk, Lecherus, Murray and I watched the playoffs. It’s a cool place to drink, and also -
“Here’s the dent in the wall from when Rick Ankiel homered. And here’s where I projectile vomited after some asshole snuck tequila into the celebration rounds.”
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
How likely would I be to get kicked out if I wasn’t ordering anything alcoholic…?
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Same. Though I can choke down an alcoholic beverage if I think it will make me more popular.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Actually, I was referring to me being underage.
But also, alcohol is yucky.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Oh right, not everyone is 21 and a drunk
They absolutely don’t kick out non-drinkers. I forget what their policy is on under 21 – they share space with Po Dog so it’s kinda pub-ish. I’ll find out.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
As said above...
Worried about the underage bit. Shoulda phrased that better.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
I know I usually didn't get carded
But obviously we don’t wanna hold a meetup where there’s a chance people won’t be able to get in. I’ll look into it.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
I am comfortable with excluding the young.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
unpredictable
either pretty rainy or pretty sunny. Seattle’s been fucking weird lately.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
I feel uneasy about setting foot in Seattle again
I had vowed once to never ever go to Seattle again. It’s where my ex betrayed me.
But I think I’m over it now.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
man, one of my buddies had basically the EXACT SAME HANGUP
That’s weird. You can do what he did, and come up and drink until you don’t give a fuck.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions
Nah it's all cool now. Happily married and never looked back
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Last June sucked. So did most of July. There were like 2 whole days of summer. Who knows what’ll happen next.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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I would really, really like to go. Hard for me to plan that far ahead right now, though.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I hear that
I’ll fanpost about it in, like, February or March. Since it’s a set date (June 15-17) it’ll be a little easier to schedule than the regular McC meetups in SF.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll be there if I’m not in D.C. by then :(
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
are you still visiting Seattle from time to time?
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but that’s all a little up in the air at the moment because I don’t have a job.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
If they are they should hire me first.
Actually, you can have Seattle, I’ll take the Eastside.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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Friend of mine just got a job doing paperwork for a trash/recycling company in Bellevue
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
Whaaaaaaaaat?
/jealous
Where do you get office experience anyways? Everything I’ve run into is either “Experience Needed!” or work study, which I can’t do because the parents don’t want to fill out the FAFSA.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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Accounting/finance stuff, anything that's primarily 10-key typing
Places uses a lot of temp-to-hire or part-time positions that are good for college students. That’s how I got my job (and it wasn’t always totally shitty.)
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously…where do I start looking? Craig’s List?
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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What about tutoring jobs?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Good idea but tough
A friend of mine did tutoring for a while, and while the supplemental income was nice, he had some difficult students and the scheduling could be nasty. But then, he was working around a 40 hour-a-week job instead of, I presume, a more forgiving class schedule.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
There’s always stuff on Craigslist here for SES tutors [supplemental educational services (free tutoring via No Child Left Behind Act)]
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Brb...
Searching.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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A couple years ago I did SAT test prep for a start up company that was 100% online. Basically, I went into a chat room and helped the students with the questions that popped up, and got paid $35 an hour to do it. No set times, no minimums, no max hours a week, etc.
It was nice.
The first six innings are overrated.
Huh.
I’ve heard of the online tutoring thing, and it seems like it’d be awesome. But I’m not really sure what companies/sites are decent.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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I’ve at times thought about doing something like this. What was the chat room software like? Was the interactivity say, as good as SBN?
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
It was pretty cool. The people who ran it were very serious about continuing to improve it for the students, and its a great and cost effective way to do some extra studying. I’d assume they changed their pricing structure since I used it, and I know they dont pay the tutors as much as they used to.. I sorta lucked into it right when they were starting up.
The first six innings are overrated.
How colorful. (I checked out the screenshots.)
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Think something like this might be legit? http://www.tutor.com/apply
I checked out your link too, but it looks like they want more experience than I actually have. That’s always the problem with the good places.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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I’ve poked around a little but I haven’t had much luck. For one, most of them are want volunteers. Maybe I’m just not looking in the right places.
Part of it is scheduling. Between commuting to/from Woodinville and not having a car…
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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yeeeahhhh
I bus up to Bothell from downtown Seattle every Thursday to play D&D, and it’s a bitch of a haul. Woodinville must be even worse.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
Is said D&D gaming for money?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
do you mean gold pieces and trade tokens minted in the free city of Tyr?
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
I only accept the coin of the Seven Kingdoms
None of that funny Highgarden money.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
If you can catch the 311 over the bridge life is beautiful, except it only runs during commuting hours. Going around the lake takes bloody forever.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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So I was doing some reading rosterbating and stumbled upon an interesting tidbit on what Sabean should and should not do this offseason. One of the should not’s was “Cling to 2010”. Cling? Who’s clinging? F you tidbit
Walter White is Heisenberg.
Sometimes it just dries onto a hair.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Be wary of the source but interesting
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
According to a source close to Jose Reyes camp..they presently have only 2 legit offers..presumably the Marlins & Mets..but it’s only Nov 15
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If it's the reported 5/90 range
No reason for the Giants not to be involved, other than sheer cheapness.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
lol.
Get over it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
This is how I imagine GP right now

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Earlier today, we were talking about inanimate objects that reminds us of exes or something. So I said, “I can’t look at my bowling ball without thinking of GiantPain,” because it was such a mundane object to which one could attach emotional significance.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I thought it was because it had holes for your fingers.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
very Pilkington-esque
The first six innings are overrated.
LOL
Is the head:
1. Cookie
2. Seemless baseball
3. Moon
4. Orange
???
That is my only question
by Myemail21479 on Nov 16, 2011 5:53 AM PST up reply actions
DOWNLOAD FOR A WHOLE DAY BURN TO DVD ONLY TO FIND OUT IT IS PAL
FUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
You can convert no?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I was just made aware that Saul from Homeland
Was Inigo Montoya in the Princess Pride.
So random.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
he was also on Criminal Minds
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
and the original Che in Evita
Mandy Patinkin is kind of a big deal in some circles.
Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!
That’s what I was thinking. He’s more than just a “That Guy”.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
Is it wrong that I now ship Claire Danes and Damien Lewis’ characters? So fucked up but so much chemistry.
by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't let Keppinger go...
If Sanchez isn’t a sure thing to return, he was an adequate second option. And if Keppinger is expendable, maybe he can be traded for a low level minor leaguer rather than given up. Apparently, he was valuable enough to be a Type A player this season (!). Why give up on that type of player for nothing?
The Twins, White Sox, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Royals, Orioles, Indians and Mets all have second base issues at first glance. They can get a Type A player without giving up a draft pick or worrying about a contract bidding war. Sabes doesn’t have to get a lot for Keppinger, but get SOMETHING…
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe•
i'd rather fontenot than kepp
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah Fontenot’s a better defender than Kepp, and can actually take a walk and hit for a little power. Kepp’s just Freddy Sanchez lite with shitty defense and better health.
It would be nice to have the right-handed bat, but I’d really like to see the roster spot go to some other type of utility guy.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
brute does make a good point about him being valuable in trade though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
there's that
Suffice to say, I wouldn’t hate Keppinger’s presence on the roster. I’d just hate all the other things that led to there being a roster spot for a marginal piece like Keppinger with so many other roster holes.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
Yea
But I read that 2b market is barren after this first wave of backup and back-end middle infielder signings.
I agree with Fontenot is more favored by me as a backup, and he figures to be a mil or so cheaper.
by Myemail21479 on Nov 16, 2011 5:55 AM PST up reply actions
Not for this season
It would begin next season.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe•
by BruteSentiment on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
it might, however, be even find Fontenot in whatever dog house Bochy put him in and then threw away the key
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
Plus it would be hard to dig Keppinger out his spot between 2nd and 1st
Those roots must pretty deep by now
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
But Keppinger's bat is unstoppable!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
nicely done
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
It’s his feet that are immovable.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
Aaaaaaaargh.
I am getting absolutely no where with this history thing. Bleh.
/whinewhinewhine
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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It’s going to be a late night.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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Have you checked with Victor?
I hear history is written by him
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
Is Viktor close enough?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
So Rowling is now claiming that the snake Harry set free in the first movie/book was Nagini.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
no that's not true
someone made it up and everyone on tumblr reblogged it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I was afraid this day might come but because Big Ben is on a bye, I might have to start Alex Smith on my Pokemon team
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions
at least he's playing arizona
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Alex is actually good this year
I will eat crow on this, since I was hating on him preseason.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
I like Smith- I don’t think his previous suckage is all his fault- but I have no confidence in him as a Pokemonz figure.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
First post in over a year, but...
Does anybody realize Dave Fleming is announcing the Cal basketball game on ESPN2?
Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.
Dave Fleming here for SLINGBOX
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn
What's on TAPP?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Shift A
2035 comments!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Another note for the Seattle crowd...
Anyone ski?
Someone mentioned it up above (unrelated to Seattle)…thought I’d ask.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
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I'm not really from Seattle
But it’s as close as I get to being part of a crowd, I suppose. I used to ski pretty regularly, back when I could easily work at a resort and do it for free. Once they started asking me to pay I started going a lot less.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
no
but I am looking for some seriously good mexican food in Seattle
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Talk to Timmy?
Tell me if you find some, I haven’t yet.
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I've actually been to Timmy's favorite place a couple times
Cocina del Puerco, on 103rd & Main in Bellevue. It’s good cheap diner-style Mexican food. Great carnitas.
Rancho Bravo on Capitol Hill has a great reputation. I usually go to La Cocina up on the hill, but that’s mostly just for the cheap enormous margaritas; their Mexican food is meh→pretty good, with the only real standouts being any kind of steak dish.
by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
The Kingfish Cafe. That’s the restaurant I remember most vividly. I also liked Ivar’s — the original salmon house, right on the shore of whichever of Seattle’s 802,156 lakes it was.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
But obviously neither of these are Mexican cuisine. Disregard.
by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
my niece, the foodie, is coming up with these:
Senor Moose
El Mestizo
La Casa Azul
Mojito
La Cocina del Puerco (Bellevue)
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this is where everyone should go now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
OMG
That Ragamuffin bitch is on the Family Channel.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Creaky vets who make sense
LMAO!!
Seriously, that’s comic strip material…
Would be funny if we had a Weekly Giants Comic Strip poking fun at our team… hah

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