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Creaky Vets Who Actually Make Sense

Brian Sabean likes veteran players.

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No, it's true. Here, check out this quote that I stumbled on the other day.

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It’s believed that infielder Mark De Rosa is one of those players. 1B Nick Johnson and CF Scott Podsednik are also believed to have received offers, although I haven’t been able to confirm that.

The club also spoke with the agents for Rod Barajas, although he’s one of many catching options the Giants are considering.

The Giants signed De Rosa. And to be fair, Nick Johnson was sort of a cause célèbre around here. If you still want him, he's back on the market, just like Ivan Ochoa! But the kinds of players that build the Sabean stereotypes aren't necessarily De Rosa (who was good the previous season) or Johnson (who reached base in most of his 74 at-bats every season), but rather Podsednik and Barajas. Why in the world were the Giants interested? Because Sabean. That's why.

The problem with this is that every veteran gets tarred with the same sticky Sabean brush. Don't ask why it's sticky, veteran. It's, uh, tar. Just hit the showers. Every veteran that comes up in free agency is linked to Sabean, partly because jokes are always funnier when they're run into the ground, and partly because it's so danged true. The Giants actually offered a contract to Willie Bloomquist, and it wasn't just to be their new payroll manager. Amazing.

But when Jamey Carroll came up as someone with a mystery suitor, Twitter exploded with Sabean-related guffaws. Carroll is approximately 53 years old, but he gets on base and can play a position of need for the Giants. There are good veterans. Maybe Carroll doesn't turn the knob on your gumball machine, but there are some over-30 players who might make sense for the Giants on a short deal. Think of them as not-Jeff Keppingers:

Wilson Betemit
He's mostly a third baseman now, and the Giants sort of have one of those. But as a super utility-type, he has experience at every position but catcher and center field. He's a switch-hitter, and he's actually been really good over the last two seasons:

Year Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
2010 28 315 .297 .378 .511 .889 141
2011 29 359 .285 .343 .452 .795 117
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 11/15/2011.


He's like Mike Fontenot with more bat, less glove. Seeing as Fontenot isn't exactly Omar Vizquel, that's not exactly encouraging. Betemit is probably too stocky now to be a legitimate backup shortstop, even in an emergency. But he can hit. And when Freddy Sanchez breaks down again, I'd love to have Betemit's bat behind him. It's not like his range can be worse than Jeff Keppinger, who just got to a ball that Will Venable hit in August.

Jerry Hairston, Jr.
I know, I know. You let one Hairston in, and the next thing you know you're eating human flesh. It's a slippery slope. He's probably stretched way too thin as a starting shortstop, but Hairston is better than Orlando Cabrera. You'll notice that's a recurring theme with the subset of humanity known as "most baseball players", and it's a pretty sad benchmark. But as a multi-position guy who's getting a one-year deal, he's comparable to Mike Fontenot in offensive production, but he can also play the outfield. That's pretty valuable, especially with a need for a defensive replacement in center field after five innings.

Ramon Santiago
He was the starter on a 119-loss Tigers team. He's now on a perennial contending Tigers team, and he's apparently satisfied with his role. I don't see how a guy like that decides to leave suddenly -- seems like a Tiger 4 life to me. But he's actually a shortstop, and if the Giants are seriously considering starting Brandon Crawford -- and I hope that they aren't -- they'll need a backup who can hit right-handed, at least. Clint Barmes will probably want to start somewhere, so he's likely out. Santiago would be okay. Not great. Not good. Better than Orlando Cabrera?

Carlos Beltran
Beltran is actually not a utility infielder, but rather a switch-hitting outfielder who will turn 35 next year. The name is familiar to you because he was actually on the Giants last year, where he hit .323/.369/.551 in 167 at-bats. It is my belief that Beltran is a good hitter, and after studying the Giants' needs, I have come to the conclusion that they need more good hitters. He might be a veteran, but he should be someone the Giants consider!!!!!

Sabean is like a carpool buddy who is constantly playing country during every commute. And we're talking about the bad country -- the kind that's basically Slaughter and Damn Yankees with less shrieking and hair spray. You want to file an injunction against him, or sue him, or something to stop the ear gonorrhea, but every once in a while you have to stop and remember that Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson exist. Hank Williams and Buck Owens.

It's not all bad. There are some creaky guys out there whose name will probably make you twitch, but they could be better fits for the team than are Mike Fontenot and (especially) Jeff Keppinger.

(All things being equal, I just keep Fontenot. Heck, I'd even start him at short if they can't get anyone else. But if they're serious about letting both Fontenot and Keppinger go, it's probably not the time to panic over every veteran that comes up in a Sabean-related rumor. Just most of them.)

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Nov 15, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hairston would fall under the Steve Finley Corollary: Kills the Giants when he’s an opponent, does nothing for the Giants as a member of the team.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

This, sadly.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

/signed to 5 year deal

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by natteringnabob on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

also

Barajas falls under that corollary.

by Garrelts89 on Nov 15, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Steve Finley was good for the Giants

OK, just kidding. Finley was actually pretty bad for the Giants. However, compared to Edgardo Alfonso, who the Giants would have been paying instead, he was excellent. True, Finley was only good for 0.9 WAR for the Giants in 2006. But Alfonso somehow managed to be worth -0.9 WAR in just 95 PAs in 2006. So, in a certain way, you could say Finley was close to league average for the Giants in 2006!

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude hit triples.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Hairston

His Bro Scott is the Giant Killer. We should sign Scott and keep him on the bench, have one of the players keep him injured, or sell him to Japan. If he sits on the bench and never plays he is worth 4 wins a year to us.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it amusing people think we have any chance of signing Beltran

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

You think there’s a huge market for him? He’s not close to being the premier bat on the market.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a perfect fit for the Red Sox

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltran is on record to prefer the NL where he will play the field. While there has been mention of the fit in Boston, most of that falls away if they bring back Ortiz.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The Red Sox have an opening in RF

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Josh Reddick, 56 games in right in 2011.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

56 games!

That changes everything!

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

56 games out of 80 total. He’s 24!

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

They only played 80 games this year?

That doesnt seem right

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

What? He only played in 80 games for them. He replaced J.D. Drew.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah – farewell JD Drew

interesting discussion of the Sawx RF over here

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep forgetting that he’s still around.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think their lineup needs help

1. Josh Beckett
2. John Lester
3. Clay Bucholz
4. …..
5. …..

by boonitez on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Lester and Buchholtz just got injured as you typed that.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And Beckett just ate Pedroia.

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Washed down with some biscuits.

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw him drink a Pedroia Light in the dugout.

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by leftymalo on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Slim and none are still chances.

Seriously, why do you feel this way—too costly?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Cost is obviously Number 1. I think he’ll get a bigger deal somewhere else.

An AL team could give him a longer deal knowing they can move him to DH after a a year or two. Beltran may not be willing to do that right now, but he probably will be.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we do

And I’m a pretty cynical guy when it comes to things like this. Sabes can back-load a 3 or 4 year deal due to Rowand’s $12M coming off the books after next season and Zito’s $20M coming of after the 2013 season. Beltran wants to be with a winner, so that narrows the Giants competition to something like:
Red Sox, Yankees, Tigers, Rangers, and Angels
 
The fact that the Cuban defector, Cespedes, has suddenly entered the market this offseason really reduces Beltran’s leverage, IMO.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t the Yankees gonna get Cespedes, tho? Seems foregone to me.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 15, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So? That takes them out of the running for Beltran.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I just don’t think it really affects Beltran’s price. The same teams will want him, because they’re the ones who can’t afford Cespedes.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Yankees were in on the bidding for Beltran and they drop out due to the signing of Cespedes (which I disagree that they’re the lock to get anyway) then that reduces Beltran’t leverage. Especially his mult-year leverage, as I would put the Yanks as the team to most likely offer Beltran a contract of more than 3 years in length.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt the Yankees would be willing to overpay for Beltran. Stop thinking like Sabes.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not Cashman, but the Steinbrenner brothers are chomping at the bit to put their stamp on the team. They haven’t been to the World Series since they took over the reigns from Daddy. Are you forgetting the horrendous Rafael Soriano signing last year?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

They haven’t been to the World Series since they took over the reigns from Daddy.

This made me laugh. THE LONG YANKEE WORLD SERIES DROUGHT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure it’s a joke, but that’s how the Steinny boys think. They’re entitled.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt yankees are looking for an OF. They’re in every bidding but they should be focused on SPs.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The Sawx could use an outfielder, but their pitching has to be concern one, two, and three. Dropping a 3 year commitment to Beltran seems like quite the luxury.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Same deal with the Yankees. Also they need to sign a closer and find SP.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And they don’t have the budget to do all of the above?

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees have definitely hit a cap with spending. They also need to figure out what they want to do with Ortiz

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Red Sox that it. I would imagine that they would stay at $165 million or so…That would mean Ortiz, a closer, and a couple of decent SPs.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The Yanks have been paying the luxury tax for years now. What cap would they be concerned with?

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Self imposed cap

They refused to pay Lee what the Phillies offered and have shown signs of fiscal restraint in the past couple of years.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

They just paid Rafael Soriano $37 over the course of 3 years. Fiscal restraint much?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

that was a little crazy but I think they are looking to him as the next closer

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the Marlins be a logical suitor for Cespedes? If they’re in the running for Reyes and Pujols, surely they can afford it, and the marketing potential is huge.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only does Beltran want to play for a winner, he wants the team to have top of the line pitching. The Phillies would make the most sense.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This is another argument against signing with the Sawx.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing they just dished out $50 mil to a closer.

by boonitez on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

also

Not named Cuddyer

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no doubt that Sabes & Co. are currently pursuing Beltran. I doubt that thye’ll remain in the chase once the bidding reaches beyond 3 years or beyond a total of about $48M

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

I agree with this. And how many games is Don Carlos projected to play?

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Seeing as Fontenot isn’t exactly Omar Vizquel, that’s not exactly encouraging.

Isn’t it, exactly?

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

I am pretty sure

consumption of human flesh is the upside outcome, considering these losers.

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by zenbitz on Nov 15, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

I will have the Baked Fontenot with a side of Melky Cabrera.

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Cabrera's not kosher

You can’t have meat and Melk together.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson Betemit smells like a Sabean move.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

With the lights out, it's a statement

Here we are Sabes, entertain us.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

With the lights out, it’s a statement less dangerous.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that what he's saying?

Huh.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, not anymore.

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by Skaldheim on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It smells like a TheLetter2 move. He’s a galoot, through and through.

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by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see about that!

I’m not sold on him.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always liked Betemit. Don’t know why.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It is the way his name is pronounced.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re weird

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

NO U

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah uh

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I always think he’s 38 year old.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sooner or later, you’ll be right.

Then after that, you’ll be wrong again.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Science

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is like a carpool buddy who is constantly playing country during every commute. And we’re talking about the bad country

Big belt buckle country.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

Bryant Reeves

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Modern country explained

I just got back from my first visit to Tennessee. While in Nashville, I did the lower Broadway jaunt, door to door from one excellent country cover band to another. Never a cover charge, beers always cheap.

That’s when it became clear to me why today’s country sounds like leftover Eagles songs. These bands grew up covering whatever’s popular. Sure I heard too many renditions of “Family Tradition,” but the second-most covered song of the week was ‘Summer of 69." It’s not that they don’t appreciate the Highwaymen. It’s that they cover everybody.

No wonder when they finally make it they sound like that. That’s what they’ve been doing all along.

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by achiappanza on Nov 16, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I know in division, but come on, we should be going for Bartlet

Or trying to arrange 3 way trade for him

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by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Bartlet is not good

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

Certainly not somebody that I would start ahead of Crawdaddy or Fontenot.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

He's better than Crawford

And jponry would be happy.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Crawdaddy at least gives you the possibility of improvement. Not to menton that he would cost about $6M less than Bartlett.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Bartlett has had a 5+ WAR season within the past three years

That’s a much bigger possibility of improvement than Crawford has.

Over the last two years, Bartlett has been worth 3 WAR. 1.5 WAR is about 1 WAR more than I expect from Crawford.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

STEALS!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

His WAR in the NL was 1.5 and his defense has been getting worse each year for the past several. He costs way too much for what you get out of him. Fontenot could give you just as much. If he was so good why would the Pads want to get rid of him? It’s not like they have a hot SS prospect pushing him out.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He makes 5.5 million dollars, which is baseically what you'd pay for a 1 WAR player

His salary is perfectly commensurate with his performance.

And the Pads want to get rid of him because they have no business spending 5 million on a shortstop, even if he’s worth that money. The Giants should. The Giants and the Padres are not the same.

I like Fontenot too, and I’d rather play him over Crawford. But hey, Bartlett is a righty. Platoon ’em.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrong on contract

His $1.5M buyout for 2013 has to be factored in. That raises his cost up to $7M. Do not want!

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Mercy.

So he’ll be paid like a 1.5 WAR player. And over the past two years, he’s been… a 1.5 WAR player.

The horror.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

8.5 WAR last 3 years

Good 09 with 5.5 WAR

Still averaging 1.5 WAR last two years. 11 mil for 2 years of 7 mil for 1 year with buyout…. he might be traded for free.

I’d take him over anyone not Rollins or Reyes, who is left.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, really

I’d much much much rather have Bartlett than Crawford.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And it's not even close

The Crawford love here is getting a little ridiculous

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Guilty.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ain’t Crawdaddy love, it’d Bartlett hate.

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by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line. Bartlett looks just about finished to me.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I see something different

Smart, gritty, good bat control…. those are all Sabes love factors.

The 7-11 million spent on him will turn out better than DeRosa produced for 12 mil in 2 years.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird because as far as I know nobody actually thinks Crawford is particularly good. They just want to see him anyway.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

young bad players > old bad players

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford’s not even the best shortstop on the Giants right now, though.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

BUSTER!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

Crawford’s not even the best hitter who stands out there at shortstop on the Giants right now, though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference between the bats of Fontenot and Crawford means much more than the difference between their gloves.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s debatable. Fontenot is a platoon bat and I agree with every coach he’s had as a professional that he is not everyday shortstop material. I actually don’t think it’s smart to have Crawford as plan A for shortstop this winter… it’s just fun to troll you and GP about defense not being important at SS.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Defense is important at SS

Hitting is important at SS too.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody should start a line of GiantPain fortune cookies.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sour fortune cookies?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Too Late
Fortune Cookies For The Pessimist

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a pessimist.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“This fortune is completely unrelated to any events that may occur in your, or anyone else’s, life.”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

“Paying the bill is my favorite part of the meal.”

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like leaving tips!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not everyone adds the silent ‘hitter’ to ‘good’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty damn good defensively. Now if only the bat could be half as good as the glove. . .

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This

After a couple of years of Renteria and Tejada, I’d really like to watch an outstanding defensive shortstop for a while.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a line I can stand in

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This is me. I miss Omar.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 15, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this will help..

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is funny people.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel hit .265/.329/.341 as a Giant.

The Giants were 294-353 while he was a Giant.

Those things are a little related. People have Omar-colored glasses.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

AND YOU HAVE POOP COLORED GLASSES

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

But seriously, on a team with Feliz and Winn starting (also Hillenbrand, Klesko, Alfonzo et al.), Vizquel is to blame?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not entirely.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A little bit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A very little bit.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how I picture all diplomatic negotiations.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

what about diplomatic immunity?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just been revoked.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s going a little far don’t you think. Exhibit 1: Opening Day Lineups

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I said a little, people.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO U CALLING LITTLE PEOPLE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/ golf clap

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLAZNS

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and little people know
when little people fight

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

we may look easy pickings

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Omar was worth 8.4 WAR over his three full seasons with the Giants. That’s pretty good.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And -.7 in his last year

7.7 WAR in 4 years as a Giant. Slightly below 2 WAR/year, which is a league average player. Slightly below average. Hence, it’s a little his fault that the Giants were bad those year.

But this is over-parsing, even for me. I concede.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the club GP

you’ll be needing these

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Vizquel was also a pleasure to watch.

I watch baseball games for fun.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyThisLine

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

After a couple years of Renteria and Tejada, I’d really like to watch an adequate offensive shortstop for a while.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is where I am.

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

adequate offensive shortstop for a while.

Much like Barry Bonds praying to appear in a World Series, you should be more specific. “For a while” would suggest that Edgar’s WS line was enough.

.412 .444 .765 1.209

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel (no science!) Crawford and Bartlett have the same possibility of improvement, actually.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Let Crawford simmer a year or two in AAA

It would keep his service time down, improve him for when\if he is called back up.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not concerned about his service time

But if he’s ever gonna hit well enough to be a big leaguer, he needs a year in Fresno

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But I thought there was nothing to learn in AAA.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

jponry would not be happy to hear this.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

This would be fantastic for TL2’s west wing stuff.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 12:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It all falls into place.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted Andrea to die after Sunday’s episode.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

But I really thought the show had gotten ballsy and, you know, let the worst case scenario of her action come to pass. The show is slowly drifting into laughably bad.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But Andrea’s the only “likeable” female character (and by likeable I mean attractive and not caught involved in some stupid soap opera and there’s way more male candy on that show than female).

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrea is the character I like the least. I want her to die so badly, in a horrible, painful, humiliating way that leads to her last thoughts being, “Oh, I really am a stupid asshole.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenn and Carl and, to a much lesser extent, Daryl, are the only characters I like on that show.

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, this is a good point to mention that I don’t really know any of their names (I had to double check on Andrea before I made that comment). I’m like this with almost every show I watch though.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t help that the characters are so nondescript it’s hard to remember whose who.

That being said, I still enjoy watching the show

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I don’t find that to be true. I know exactly who they are, I just don’t know their names. The other thing I don’t get about that point is it’s also frequently made in conjunction with something along the lines of, “the zombie parts are good, have more zombie parts.”

So people want, A. more developed characters, while B. cutting the parts where the characters talk and replacing them with more tense moments hiding from zombies.
You can’t have your pie and eat it too.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t have your brains and eat it too.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more like the characters are so underdeveloped and uninteresting that you don’t really care about them. If they had a backstory or more interesting personalities or even discussed where they were going and what they wanted to do, it would be better. As it is now, the characters are boring, there’s an annoying soap opera in the middle of it, and there’s no sign yet that the writers are working on fixing that problem. So bring on the zombies

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs plot or character? There are zombies. Zombies and drug squalor are AMC’s way of funding tailored midcentury suits, the way TLC uses weird families to fund … uh …

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t find many of the characters likeable. Daryl & Glenn. I would like Shane a bit more if he didn’t do everything Rick says. I’m waiting for that REAL confrontation.

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by ResDog on Nov 15, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but that would mean having a show in which the only eye candy is Lori and shaved hair, my husband beat me, and my daughter’s an idiot woman. Unless Glen’s new girlfriend comes along

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m okay with not having eye candy. I can flip on Boardwalk Empire after and see 100 boobs to make up for it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/scribbles note to self re Boardwalk Empire

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it any good? I started to watch it but bailed on it because I had too many other things to watch and it felt like a chore. Despite the 100 boobs who might just all be Paz Vega’s

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If Tivo didn’t exist, I’d never think to turn it on. In other words, it’s not bad, but you can live without seeing it just fine.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s real good and getting better. Doesn’t get the love it deserves around here.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it. Even if I think the sheriff guy has a too-small lower jaw.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s up with the barn?

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. That could mean anything.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It couldn’t mean “I know what’s down with the skyscraper.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Zombie fights!

Two zombies enter, one zombie leaves

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the episode before last was boring and as such didn’t bother with this week. I’ll get to it eventually.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The story from the comics sounds laughably bad.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So the headline for SI’s story on Japanese players is “Japan’s Next Wave”

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

“Japanese Players Radiating Heat This Winter”

by Every6thDay on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

“These Japanese Players will Shake You Up”

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

“Japanese Players Who Will Rock The Baseball World.”

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

“Japanese Leagues Drowning In Talent”

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

RED SIX!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Pick Sox!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

this reminds me of

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Today in DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
officialBBWAA BBWAA
Justin Verlander unanimously wins AL Cy Young. Story and full voting at bbwaa.com

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 15, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

People tried to make the case that CC should be the Cy Young winner at the end of the season

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Valverde got a 2nd place vote

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Detroit Free Press?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

David Robertson got a 5th place vote

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Baggs votes for AL players?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that if you are a member of the BBWAA, you randomly receive a ballot, so its conceivable that Baggs could get an AL vote of some sort.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was specific to the city that you covered. Baggs had a NL ROTY vote I believe.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If JD Drew is cheaper than Beltran, I'd take him. If he's healthy.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

"when he's healthy"

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Former dodger...

Booo.

But he really is a poor man’s Beltran huh?

by djfivenine on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Id actually support JD Drew

But saying “if he’s healthy” is pretty amusing

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I would take Carlos Beltran, if he cost league minimum per year.

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

If that means Reyes or Rollins at short, right?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Regardless.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he should be cheaper. Although, I’d prefer Belt than.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If Lincecum were 100 feet tall he’d be the tallest person in the world.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Just say no to DL Drew

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

He is a very good LF option.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

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by RDreamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Big mistake

I followed him since he played his college ball for FSU. He’s a LHH that would be stigmatized by having to play half of his games in AT&T. You have to figure in how fragile Drew’s ego is – it’s not just his body that makes him disappear for so many games each year. He’s the anti-Renteria. He only shines in non-important games and ABs. When the end of the season and the postseason rolls around he’s always MIA.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

/considers going to bb-ref to check Drew’s high-leverage stats
/decides life is too short

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Good decision.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Good job

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm still young

High: .271/.378/.470
Medium: .292/.391/.516
Low: .268/.380/.475
Unknown: .667/.333/.667

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

See? Young bad poster > old bad poster.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, considering that our biggest problem is going to be getting to the postseason at all, I'm not too concerned with that.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the gay rumors.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ichiro for Zito

We pay for Zito’s 2013 and 2014 buyout.

by djfivenine on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

We already traded Sanchez, we need Zito now.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, what else do we have? Surkamp and Runzler? The cupboard is bare.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that is exactly why he is laughing mad.

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t we just pick up someone like Bruce Chen or Brad Penny to be our 5th? How much would they cost? 3 Mil?

by djfivenine on Nov 15, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ownership is probably forcing Sabean and Bochy to play Zito.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It feels like so many of the McCovens have pretty much accepted the fact that Zito is going to be our 5th starter again no matter what.
Well I’m NOT GIVING UP! BRUCE CHEN OR BUST!

by djfivenine on Nov 15, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING SWARM!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

HAIL KERRIGAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign Roy Oswalt!

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS THIS PLEASE GOD THIS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you go hunting with Roy in the Mississippi backwoods?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I would.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright. Buy an orange vest.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

/goes to any store in Knoxville

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

For what?

He’s replacement level at this point. If you don’t like Surkamp you can just find some other scrub in the dumpster to run out there.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that he’s replacement level yet. He’s only a year removed from an averagish year.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess

I suppose I would expect him to bounce back somewhat, assuming he can stay healthy. But I still have a hard time convincing myself that there’s much difference between him and the Surkamps, :(owskis, and JOEYs of the world.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference is Surkamp costs 500,000 more. More than that when you account for starting his clock sooner.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro is the Mariners.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

No

King Felix is the Mariners.

Ichiro was the Mariners.

by djfivenine on Nov 15, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This is incorrect

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro Suzuki is so big

he wears his FIRST NAME on his jersey. He is simply ICHIRO.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ichiro will be a Mariner for life.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I DON'T SEAN 'EM

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mariners have no interest in Zito or trading Ichiro.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Heyman's probably winging it as usual

but if there’s any truth to his entry today that the Giants aren’t in on Reyes or Rollins but are focusing on SS, 1B, and pitching, then WTF?

I agree with Fla-Giant that Sabean will be kicking the tires on Beltran until the bidding gets beyond 3 years, at which point the field narrows considerably. But why are they even spending energy thinking about 1B, unless 1) Sabes is thinking about dumping Huff anyway possible, and/or 2) the team has already soured on Belt for any number of worthless reasons.

As for Bartlett, if Heyman is correct about the Giants looking at SS, he very well might be that guy assuming the Padres would even trade within the division. But that’s a $5 million hit to the payroll, which would tell me that Bartlett would be starting and Crawford would be back in Fresno until the trading deadline.

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by Al Rosen on Nov 15, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I’m going with your subject line.

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This should be as green as people who take Heyman’s inside information to heart.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Sabes has been pretty clear that he doesn’t play that game anymore, so whatever Heyman, Morosi, and Rosenthal are getting is coming from the agents and other GM’s. The echo chamber effect at these meetings is well-known, but it’s not a mystery that other teams will pony up what Reyes wants, and that Amaro has said they can still get the Rollins deal done after Papelbon. So the SS and pitching focus isn’t new, but the one piece of his blurb that raised eyebrows was about 1B.

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by Al Rosen on Nov 15, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

when was the last time a move by the Giants was “leaked” before it was made. Beltran is the only one I can even think of but that was because it was so obvious.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Recall just a few months ago...

The flailing about over who was going to be traded for Beltran? A whole lot of that seemed to be mere speculation in an echo chamber by outside parties.

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Burrel was getting cut was the last leak I heard

But major moves all come as shocks… like when Baggs (pretty sure it was Baggs) was saying how Tejada said goodbye to him in the parking lot, and Rowand was cleaning his locker when he went into the clubhouse….The Giants beat writers usually have the most inside edge into moves before they happen, or as they do.

Most the other info is speculation and what player agents are “leaking” to attempt to drive the market up on their guys.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, #prematureCSNtweets. That was good times.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be shocking but other agents have been known to spread rumors of other teams being interesting in signing a player to up the market on their player. It’s one of the reasons why we spend every day for the past four or so years cursing the name of Barry Zito and his contract

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Agents would never do that. There is no way that an agent would spread false rumors to drive up the price of their client to secure a higher salary commission.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras does it (or used to do it) all the time, or maybe he just does it in such a way it doesn’t come off as so blantant. Like pass notes during a dinner meeting or hold up signs saying all that when he’s talking to someone

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Stealth Asshat

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman gets so much of his garbage from agents as well.

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

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by scout6 on Nov 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman!
Lincecum, a three-time strikeout champion and the 2010 World Series MVP

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And I know it doesn't make any sense

But when people talk about the latest hotshot player coming from Cuba, my mind immediately directs itself to Osvaldo Fernandez.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

I remember when my white whales were Duchscherererer and Red Six

This team needs more injured guys. JD Drew would fit right in. In fact, I am promoting JD Drew to white whale status right this very minute.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

post-2009 offseason me wanted Uggla and Holliday.

We might’ve won the WS with those guys!

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: Kotsay in agreement with #Padres on one-year, $1.25M contract. Pending physical. #mlb

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

He coulda signed with Agent Ned

for 4 times that amount.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 15, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh great. He’ll break our hearts this year.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

3 HR in MIL in 233 AB?

That is like 3 HR in 600 AB at Petco

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Heyman so take this for what it is worth
•Signing Tim Lincecum to a multiyear deal is at the top of the Giants’ agenda, reports SI’s Jon Heyman. The Giants are aiming for at least a four-year deal, which would buy out two years of free agency. Though Matt Cain is a year closer to free agency, Heyman says the focus is more on Lincecum. Heyman believes Lincecum’s agents at Beverly Hills Sports Council could file as high as $25MM in arbitration this winter, in my opinion a risky move if the Giants come in around $20MM. For more on Lincecum’s historic arbitration case, click here.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

Heyman is like the Bubba Gump Shrimp of Hot Stove League

Article: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/baseball/mlb/11/15/giants.tim.lincecum/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a4&eref=sihp

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

A 4 year deal for Tim would rule.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This would be perfect for both teams. The Giants wont take on the huge risk of a long term deal, and Timmy can have the flexibility to sign with his hometown Mariners when and if they get good again.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

except as another writer said

timmy would come off this contract at thirty one and worth less. so they get him at a cheap cost for his prime years

by orange velvet on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum’s agents…could file as high as $25MM in arbitration this winter, in my opinion a risky move if the Giants come in around $20MM.

Really? A risky move if the Giants offer $20MM? So Tim should file for, what, $23MM? Because risking getting paid “only” $20MM in a year is stupid when you could get 23?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Why would you cost yourself $3 MM if you don’t have to?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he’d have the chance to make $2MM more. It just seems kind of dumb to pull a number out of his ass and then classify it as a risky move when he’d still be making $20MM. He’d still be getting 80% of what he asked for.

It’s not like he’d be asking for 25 and get 10.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, people are ridiculous. 17-19 million is right in line with where you would expect him to be based on 13 million this year.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If your offer is substantially higher than what the team is offering, the arbiters (is that the word?) will likely side with the team. You can’t offer much more than you think you’re worth. If he filed for 22ish, he would likely come out of it with an extra mil or so more than what he would if he filed for 25.

by boonitez on Nov 15, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yoennis Cespedes is taking something

He’s going to be drug tested before signing, right? Even still, he could stop in enough time to clear the test. A team could be signing someone who will deflate over time.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

He’s been hitting in ARod’s batting cage!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Flaxseed oil

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you hear about this from a teammate of his that you started working with?

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Your proof of this is…he is muscular?

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh my

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS SUBSTANCE

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A picture is worth a thousand words. The guy looks like an NFL running back.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Do NFL running backs also take steroids?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, actually that isn’t the best example…

by Hyoton on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know who this is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like a freakishly muscular Wayne Brady.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“Is freakishly muscular Wayne Brady gonna have to slap a bitch?”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Wives

Sabean was just trying to increase the hot wife ratio with those Scotty P/Marky D offers. No idea about Nick Johnson’s wife, she probably strained a hammy getting to the phone.

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

for the record a hot wife is slang for someone who likes to bang well hung men in front of their small penis'd husbands

all the while telling the husband how much of a failure he is

so if thats what sabean is trying to increase than may god have mercy on his soul

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What the fuck?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you even going on about?!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

definition from urban dictionary

Its a more mild form of cuckolding i think
im not really an expert

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Urban dictionary is a reputable reference, it’s true.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to look this up on Urban Dictionary to see if your claim was true.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually it refers to drug use and prostitution.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You just took the WTF??? rating of the original post and blew it out of the water. Kudos.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

….

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah if you want to use the obvious definition.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants can and should beat that

If that’s the best the Marlins offer, no reason the Giants shouldn’t bump it to 6/100.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Another advantage for the Marlins is that Reyes, after spending his entire career with the Mets, no longer would play his home games in cold or inclement weather. The warm climate of Miami might help him avoid leg injuries, and the team’s new ballpark will feature a retractable roof.

It’s more than just the money.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d think that the Marlins would offer him more money just based on the fact that he knows the Mets’ systems.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t put a price on that sort of information.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

About 4.6 million.

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by ResDog on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Rotorueter. You rarely post anything larger than a sentence or of any real substance. That in itself takes skill.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re lucky that I am far too smug to have that hurt my feelings!

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

BOW TO THE MAYOR OF SMUG, PLEB!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait...

We care about substance now? Was there a memo?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Start posting pictures of players hanging out with attractive blonds. I guess that’s what passes for substance in Grant_ME_MERCY’s eyes.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ogles

Why yes, a great personality. Quite substantive.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

...

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly this is a landscape photo.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What inviting hillsides.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And, for the record, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, you’re looking at balls.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They always look like a landscape up close.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I never noticed. Must be the fumes.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

/wretch

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

:DDDDDDDDDDD

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

uh retch

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think of him as a bot designed to post random Google image search pics.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This is hilarious coming from you.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

HOT WIVES!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But money solves a lot of problems. I mean, I’d go as high as 6/115 for Reyes. Do you think he’d turn down an extra 25 million to be warm?

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but then that throws out the 6/100 idea.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Throw in a Giants snuggie!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

but isn’t a six year deal risky for a player already showing signs of wearing down?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Every deal is risky.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

but for the money and his being injury prone, at what point does risky become too risky?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

At some point.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The point where the Giants take the risk of another historically bad offense.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just being curious here and mean nothing by this question but do people (or some people on the board) want Sabes to just back up the Brinks truck and sign whatever player he can by throwing the most money at him or are there limits that people aren’t okay with signing people?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I want him to back up the Brinks truck and sign Reyes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My opinion: Brinks truck.
Others probably at least have a max in mind.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Brinks truck, please

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

109

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the issue is the Giants’ ownership firing a popular CEO and then instituting what seems to be a payroll freeze when it seems they should have increased profits. If they’re not going to reinvest those profits into the team, what good are they as owners? (This of course is the school of thought that sports franchises should not be profit-making for owners, which I think the GOG disagrees with.)

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WTH?

Is he an AARP member? If so, he should go to Arizona. The dry climate helps with the joints.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s too bad the Giants’ park is death to all hitters who dare pass its gates, because otherwise it would be well suited for him.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Rainy Day fund doesn’t have the extra 10 million for a shortstop. Just for relief pitchers.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that Reyes attributes his hamstring problems to the weather.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Florida being that much closer to the DR for his rehab assignments will be convenient as well.

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He plans on summering in New England to help keep his consumption at bay.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

hamstring says the rains a comin’.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

An offer, not a deal. Misleading.

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by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Needs better telemetry.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It was translated based on data sent through the Van Allen belt, so it was distorted.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

IT’S ALL MISSING! THE VAN ALLEN BELTS ARE A RIM JOB!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

RUN OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUY THIS

Stephen Battaglio’s book From Yesterday to TODAY: Six Decades of America’s Favorite Morning Show comes out today. Battaglio went on Today this morning to talk about it. Here’s an anniversary page with nifty photos and such.

I love the anniversaries. January 14 is an important day on my calendar.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Does the book talk about the Letterman-Gumbel feud?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. I haven’t read it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s taking so long?

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom’s giving it to me for Christmas. I promised I wouldn’t read it beforehand.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to have to read it myself and then give out spoilers.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Dumbledore dies.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

John Chancellor killed him on the August 16, 1962 broadcast.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That was his head in the box, right?

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the Letterman-Glover feudlet?

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

How about the Today show theme music plagiarism scandal?

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I HAVEN’T READ IT. IT CAME OUT TODAY.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So how do you like it so far?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you recommend any particular passages in it that are especially poignant?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/unzips pants

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

poignant
not pointed

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Poinsettia.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Pointless.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Also--

The network’s put together a special 60th anniversary website, and I have to say, speaking as a respected Todayologist, it’s pretty nice.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So I am tracking my Ebay package
11/15/2011 07:32 AM PT Carson, CA TENDERED TO USPS
11/14/2011 11:16 PM PT Carson, CA PROCESSED
11/14/2011 08:30 PM PT Carson, CA ARRIVAL ORIGIN DHL GLOBAL MAIL FACILITY
11/14/2011 07:40 PM PT El Monte, CA PICKED UP BY SHIPPING PARTNER

So DHL picks it up and then gives it to USPS to deliver?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t know if this applies to you, but my understanding is that private shippers use USPS in areas that are unprofitable for the private firms to service. Something to remember when folks talk about getting rid of the Postal System.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Enough with the substance, already!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

And more than one sentence, too!

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more about flash myself.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

/overcoat

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually a Cardigan but thanks for asking.

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Lol Adobe

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOLZ

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

USPS gets a bad rap

they do all the not-profitable stuff and then gets blamed for not being profitable.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorta like how public schools get all of the developmentally disabled folks, and then get blamed for lagging behind.

Is this champagne room? Maybe this should be the last word on it.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

TOO MANY SENTENCES

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I STOPPED READING AFTER THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE YOU USUALLY POST ONE LINERS

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a series of must-try Columbus restaurants!:

(everything else ignored)

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

*shakes fist*

DAMN YOU, MAYOR!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not being profitable might have something to do with having about 700,000 employees.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Partly

but also because they treat their employees well, they have to maintain branches and delivery in rural areas, and deliver non-profitable items like regular mail and postcards. They are also not allowed to raise price above inflation.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This is also interesting

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/jul/07/a-rebuttal-postal-service-runs-net-profit/

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Was going to post this comment, but it is in the article.
The $20 billion in losses over the past four years has surprisingly little to do with declining mail volume or the Internet. Rather, it stems from the 2006 congressional mandate that the USPS pre-fund future retiree health benefits for the next 75 years, and do so within a decade – something no other public agency or private firm does. These roughly $5.5 billion annual payments since 2007 – $21 billion total – are the difference between a positive and negative ledger.

The legislation was intended to drive the USPS out of business and “privatize” mail delivery. It is an unreasonable piece of legislative garbage and should never have been passed. Please name one private company that is subjected to this type of requirement.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why the USPS is supposed to generate revenue anyway.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why it took me over a week to get my package.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you track it?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Another thing I didn’t get: A tracking number.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

BECAUSE PROFIT = VIRTUE

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously. this is the ruling more and i detest it.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It is especially dumb when applied to something that is essentially a public service.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

essentially a public service.

And therein lies the rub. Some believe that there should not be any service that is supported by the commons, particularly when a profit could be made on it.

I look forward to the private police and fire departments.

http://www.nwtntoday.com/news.php?viewStory=46801

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a messed up story.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we don't want to pay for public services

Personally, I think the “public service” value of the USPS is pretty dubious at this point and I’d be content with privatizing it. But as a general rule, Americans’ attitude toward public services is weird and counterproductive. We want public services but we don’t want to pay for them, so we wind up with crappy public services that everyone complains about, and this shows that “government doesn’t work.”

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how much prices would sky rocket if privatized though. Sure, business knows how to keep costs low but they also know how to maximize profit. I agree with the rest of your comment though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Prices would certainly go higher in rural areas

If the service continued to exist at all. In urban areas, I’m guessing prices would be no higher than they currently are, but available service options might change somewhat. My view is that mail is no longer an essential public service, so it doesn’t make sense to subsidize (mostly rural) Americans’ consumption of it. That’s why I’d be OK with privatizing it; I don’t care if prices go up, down, or sideways.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

As someone who lives in a rural area it would bother me quiet a bit. While the mail service may not be essential to live I’m sure there are many who heavily rely on it.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I know some people still rely on it

And I’m probably somewhat ahead of the curve in my opinion that it’s no longer essential. My view is that it would be like removing the floppy drive from the iMac; there will be resistance to change but once it’s gone people will realize they didn’t need it after all.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, man. Lots of old people out there.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, how would grandmothers send out their $10 Christmas checks to their grand-kids?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be a bonding experience

The kids can teach Grandma how to use paypal.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a hoot. My grandma barely knows how to use her landline.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My view is that mail is no longer an essential public service,
These people would disagree.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That hardly seems like a reason to have year-round mail service

You could just pay somebody to drive around and pick up the ballots on election day.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone paid by say a corporation with a competing ballot measure up for a vote ?

/snark off.

This is where we will probably disagree. Prior to my current employer, I worked for a multi-national for twenty years. Everything was profit driven. At some point, and rightfully so, profit takes precedence over the service and needs of the customer. Some services like health care or public services (commons) should not be held hostage to profit.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Some services like health care or public services (commons) should not be held hostage to profit.

Agreed.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re never going to make anything of yourself with that attitude.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not what I meant

I meant the county would pay someone, ie a public employee, to go pick up the ballots. Doing this one day a year would cost the public a lot less than year-round mail service.

I agree that some services (police being the most obvious) should be provided as public services and should not be profit-motivated. But I’m not sure that mail falls into that category (anymore).

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The small Minnesota town of Bellechester, which straddles Goodhue and Wabasha counties, is considering closing the community center in the next election and casting ballots by mail.

Don’t do it, Bellechester!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rather

be punched in the face than deal with the El Cerrito branch of the USPS

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Nov 15, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is quite true

But I’m fully comfortable with it. I don’t see any reason to continue to subsidize rural living.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember once ordering some product that originated on the east coast

And having the tracker tell me it went to alaska before coming down to the east bay.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Maine Lobsters, perhaps? Visiting their cousins for one last time.

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

The Future...in movie form

I haven’t looked at the whole thing yet but…
http://infographipedia.com/watch/infographic/photo-twitpic-login-future-28theyE28099re.jpg

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

The Cubs and hoverboard inventors have some work to do.

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially the Cubs.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers not expected to make run at Prince Fielder, Albert Pujols
LA Times:

The Dodgers aren’t expecting to make a run at top-line free agents Prince Fielder or Albert Pujols.

Asked Tuesday of the possibility of adding a big bat this winter, General Manager Ned Colletti said, "As of today, it looks less realistic."

Fielder was at the top of the Dodgers’ wish list at the start of the winter, but Colletti said he has no meetings scheduled with Fielder’s agent, Scott Boras, at the general managers meetings in Milwaukee this week.

In fact, the Dodgers’ payroll in 2012 will be less than it was this year, according to a person familiar with the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The Dodgers’ payroll was around $110 million last season.

Safe for one more year. They should still be better even with a potential black hole at 1st base.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

> potential black hole at 1st base.

They got Huff?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Grant_ME_MERCY. You rarely post anything of your own larger than a sentence or of any real substance. That in itself takes skill.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If one sentence is the goal I can do it.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If real substance is the goal than I have to find something else to do.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Does substance only come in questions now?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell us more about what you mean?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It comes only in exclamations!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this?

All this talk about Beltran is making me crazy!

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Try some sweet tea?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent idea.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Spend that money!

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by 49er16 on Nov 15, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But for now, Kemp Posey and Sandoval figure to toil away on a mediocre team while watching their teammates vie for the out-making championship of the universe.

This seems appropriate here.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugggh...put too much Splenda in my iced tea

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

I imagine that this will be a rare rallying moment for TL2, jhiat00, and myself.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have used real sugar. Rookie mistake.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

How about we just agree that he should not have used Splenda at all and just leave it at that this time.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That is as far as you’ll get agreement.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s all I am asking for!

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the shape of the conference table?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be shaped like an orb

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I will agree to this, but cautiously.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Splenda in my hot drinks because sugar does not disperse well enough and I like my coffee sweet. But if you’re making iced tea, you should either use sugar or nothing at all. Splenda just doesn’t taste right cold.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I like sugar but I don’t like calories and it does not dissolve in iced teas.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

/pounds head against desk

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose head?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

/pounds CalBear’s head into desk made entirely of sugar

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They always say that too much sugar ’ll kill ya! /rim shot

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And pie

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

beside…my office does not have any of the natural raw sugar…just the refined stuff.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

THE POINT IS THAT THE SUGAR GOES IN WHILE IT’S STILL HOT. YOU ICE IT LATER.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

But I got the tea already iced!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s making the tea himself, though.

What does one do in a soda fountain-type scenario?

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This:

ME: “I’ll have some sweet tea.”

WAITRESS: “Comin’ right up.”

FIN

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/applause sign is lit

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that jctgamer in the back booth?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I see that guy, I think about how awful he was in River’s Edge.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s about to get real up in this bitch! Say that to my face!

by CrispinGloversBalls on Nov 15, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget the sugar, just taste the tea!

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Natural v refined v splenda?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A very complicated Supreme Court case.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomato is a vegetable!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Rose and Gayle King Join ‘The Early Show’ on CBS

I’m not sure I’m up for looking at Charlie Rose before 11 am.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I am very interested in this development. I really like the newsier tone Early adopted this year, so much so that it’s really become my default morning news program. I’m not sure if I like the Rose/King move, though.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Early Show

aways felt a distant third to the Today show and GMA.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It is, and has been for a long time. That’s not a liability for me as a viewer.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/Community’d

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Rose is like a chemical burn.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

See also: Face, yours

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, I'm Charlie Rose.

/cloying smile

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s a good journalist and interviewer, but not necessarily the most dynamic person.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you make the tea hot, sweeten it, than pour it over ice. That’s the only acceptable way to make sweet iced tea.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SWEEEEETT TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

/tom tolbert

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

These people are so freaking dense, it’s unbelievable.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

smug elitists like Frasier

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I can sort of excuse him. He is from the Northwest, after all.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The Russian colonization earns them points for suffering?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that a subplot in the tenth season?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

7th. When they thought they were descended from the Romanovs.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Splenda is gross.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t even get it out of the cup. Might as well throw cup away too.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of cups are you using?? I’ve never had this problem.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It can’t be fixed.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

Ugggh…put too much Splenda in my iced tea

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It's better

than Sweet ‘n’ low or Equal. And definitely better than that Stevia stuff.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want something sweet, put in sugar. It’s honest. Artificial sweeteners do not keep you from getting fat.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well…eating less calories does. I know that studies show that drinking diet soda actually result in weight gain but that’s apparently due to a desensitivity to sweetness (thus you make up the calories elsewhere). I don’t really eat sweets elsewhere.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even Cake or Pie?

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

I used to bake a lot but usually for other people. I like a good cake during a celebration or an occasional cookie. I almost never eat pie unless it’s the only thing offered or is a cheesecake.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a divisive question on a wedge issue.
May I have a wedge of both, please?

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What your body does with calories is just as important as the raw calorie count. Artificial sweeteners are a lie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree; and aspartame is bad for you. If you want sugar for your iced tea, use simple syrup.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

But all those rats gave their lives so that we could drink diet soda safely.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Tab Soda

The soda later garnered negative publicity when scientists speculated that its main sweetener, sodium saccharin, was a potential animal carcinogen.4 These studies, done on lab rats, resulted in mandatory warning labels on the soda throughout the late 1970s and 1980s. In recent years, the studies asserting saccharin’s carcinogenic effects have been largely debunked. Recent studies found the initial findings to be “flawed” and U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) revoked the mandatory health labels in 2000,4 deeming no correlation between saccharin and cancer in humans. Additionally, in December 2010, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency removed saccharin from its list of hazardous substances.5

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Bye, bye sugar
Hello Patio!

/dances swooshily

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/Kitty starts putting two and two together

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They have to bring him back. They HAVE to.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Any amount is too much.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugggh…put too much Splenda in my iced tea

/waits

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by garbanzo24 on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Iced tea is good as long as it isn’t ruined by lemon or sugar.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the correct response

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/that vein on his forehead stands out a little

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been trying sweet iced tea mainly because of your love of it. With lemon. And I find it to be refreshing and delicious.

You can add that to your resume.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

TL2's Resume Update:

“I am refreshing and delicious.”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

…and influential.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Taste test!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I could kiss you. That is the best news I’ve had all day.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I had sweet tea for the first time maybe.... Three weeks ago?

I…. I didn’t like it. It was weird. I like my tea bitter.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Much like your worldview, I see.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/nodnod

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stay mad at you, you handsome thing.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never had Southern sweet tea.

I’ve had Nestea instant mix.

I always sweeten iced tea though. If I wanted to taste the tea I’d drink it hot.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Good man.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s… gonna be ok.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, just bring the hot tea, I’ll pour it over a glass full of ice.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

This helps assure that no sugar or lemon accidentally gets in there.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya gotzta taste the TEA.

by Turf_Toe_ on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Tea is awful.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE AWFUL.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

this is INCORRECT

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

gtfo

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I thought you were cool.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m drinking tea right now.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I am drinking a nice cup of Duchess ( Earl Grey, Lemon peel, orange peel, bergamot) right now. I would dare say, you are quite wrong sir !

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s young. He will learn.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I take this to mean you put Splenda in your iced tea.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

shhh..

don’t tell anyone.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

arrrgh

freaking crappy connection

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

shhh..

don’t tell anyone.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

arrrgh

freaking crappy connection

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

See? NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

deja vu

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith is just waiting for the perfect time to spring his trap…

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Harbaugh/Roman game plan

will not allow Smith to screw it up.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just glad he kept it up long enough to beat the Giants. Helped the Cowboys get back in playoff contention.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The wedge formation was one of the key strategies for the Roman infantry.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

For the destruction of the 2nd Death Star, too.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And the first one

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Only sort of. He wasn’t doing any good back there.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He was the critical decoy/shield!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

SORRY!!

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A trap for the niners fans or a trap for the nfl?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate communal showers.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

David Akers says Hi

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the reasoning one of the votes gave for giving Trumbo a 1st place vote
1. Trumbo, Anaheim

He leads in almost every offensive rookie category, save for average, which makes him the Curtis Granderson of American League rookies. Hosmer is close in many area, and has a better average, but Trumbo has enough of an edge to get the first place ballot.

So many lulz in such a small caption

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

And here's a link for more lulz

http://www.telegram.com/article/20110925/COLUMN35/109259920/0/News02#.TsLNI8_1qNs.twitter

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Most Interesting Man commercials online are lot more risque than the TV one

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

Why?

aggressive beard fondling?
uncontrollable smugness?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

SUBSTANCE

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

Someone did not account for the dirty minds of this world :P

by nataku on Nov 15, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

[HE'S] LOST CONTROL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ORLY?
JoeStrauss Joe Strauss
Some interesting stuff on Furcal upcoming. Market may moving past Cards.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

It's so sad

My expectations have been lowered to the point that I’ll be legitimately excited if the Giants get Furcal.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

why be sad?

signing Furcal would be filling a need.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Being excited

About an injury prone 34 year old SS is pretty sad

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

certainly not exciting

anything that forces Crawford to hit his way of Fresno is a good thing.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Market may moving past Cards.

MAY MOVING

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

JUNE JUMPING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

JULY JOSTLING

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NOVEMBER NUDGING

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you not aware that September follows August?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does July follow July?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, after about 10 other months.

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MY CALENDAR

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH SCORPIO

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

CHANGING MONTHLY PERCEPTIONS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The rules ended with July/July

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It beats April, what with all the showers and such.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear to god

I didn’t even realize that was a two year old quote until halfway through. I actually believed that Sabean was considering re-signing DeRosa and still coveting Johnson and Pods.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I’ll admit I fell into the same trap for about 4 seconds.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

First in line !

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Coming-to-a-lawn-near-you-Brian-Wilson-garden-g?urn=mlb-wp26946

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Deal’s off!!
Those shoes look ridiculous.
[RTA on why it says Suns]

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s future Bryce Harper.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this is just a gnome that was used this year by the suns, not the Brian Wilson gnome for the upcoming season.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL CLOWN SHOES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Game 6, 2010 NLCS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There was that one time he grounded into an inning-ending double play with the bases loaded.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaaaaah

That bat should never have left his shoulder!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually there were 2 of those

Fortunately the Giants won both games, and then TGWTWS, so…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a job interview tonight.

I fear no evil.

I still want Reyes for 6/100 millions. Heck, I’d go higher than that. Who cares about old players?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Good luck

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Kick evil in the ass.
 Oh and good luck.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

tell them you’re looking for 6/100m as well

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna do great.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“Information about penis is available upon request.”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

@Joelsherman1 Joel Sherman
An exec interested in Alex_Lewis said, "Until he gets a deal that starts with a 1, he will not sign."

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

1¢ starts with a 1…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

We’re all counting on you.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember to wear pants

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ach

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s with all the baseball talk?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Needs less substance.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM SICK OF ALL THESE BOOBS CLUTTERING UP MY QUALITY CABLE TV SHOWS

equal time for peen or gtfo

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

Equal time for peen would be justified if it were vag.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

GAME OF THRONES IS TAKING CARE OF THAT

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Recommends Spartacus to Jim

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Circumcision!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Insert “Watchmen” into Blu-Ray player.
2. Press “pause” and bask in the blue rays from the Blu-Ray, of Billy Crudup’s bid blue “peen”.
3 Profit

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly my point. I don’t want to see boobs where boobs and sex scenes aren’t necessary. So if I get to suffer through ratings-grabbing female anatomy, I demand stunt penis.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, no one really thinks this is an artistic choice, right? They know it’s just to get the male audience?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah and while I enjoy a nice set of bewbs I find gratuitous nudity and violence kind of annoying. I must be getting old.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s so cynical it’s not even questioned anymore. Women have apparently taken control of their own sexuality with the result of being just as much sexual objects as they ever were, but now they’re complicit with it.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus if their target audience are dudes who can’t go 15 minutes without boobs and I’m watching the movie what does that say about me?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, we all know that American men are supposed to be forever adolescents who move from their mothers to their wives duhhuhuhuhuh smh

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandworms.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

SPICE MINING!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It must flow!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Stunt Penis

Does back flips out of exploding helicopters.

by boonitez on Nov 15, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

NEXT YEAR’S ASG

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Slightly OT

The Giants have a bunch of the 2011 draft picks in SF this week for the annual First Year Player’s Traninng Camp. Yesterday they got to meet and talk with Barry Bonds and Shawon Dunston, today it was Willie Mays. How cool is that for a guy fresh out of high school or college?!!

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants should draft me next year. I would sign for free.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawon: “…and remember, kids, no one likes a mailman.”
Barry: “Uh…”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawon: "…and remember, kids, no one walk off an island."
Barry: "…San Francisco is on a peninsula"
Shawon: “Leave that potty talk to the McCoven”
Barry: “Who?”

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No

But I think that they’re still paying his some yearly residuals on his last contract.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

his = him

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Facebook!
Bryce Bandilla
Met Barry Bonds today.. It’s chill

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

His weather report is quite inferior to TL2’s.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve got to get Bryce on twitter!

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh

as someone who knows Bryce personally…its probably best that he isn’t.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 15, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, did I mention I had an incredibly uncomfortable lunch with SnuggleEx today?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Was it in the backseat of a Volkswagen?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw that movie on Monday. First time for me. It was okay. Is it a Kevin Smith trope to have substandard acting? Is he making a statement?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to be really challenging as an actor to read Kevin Smith lines

His characters all have huge and rambling monologues. When I watch his movies, I always get that he writes like he would talk rather than how his characters would talk given a particular situation.

So, yeah, all his movies have bad acting; although Dogma was pretty good.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Clerks 2 is probably the most laugh-out-loud funny of all of them.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

INSUBSTANTIAL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about that movie. Actually, I’ve only seen the first one once when it first came out. I remember liking it though. I’ve seen Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma a zillion times.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The first one hasn’t aged amazingly.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. But it still has some great moments. I just have a hard time recommending it to people these days.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that one right before Chasing Amy. It (Mall Rats) was like a worse version of the same movie. I didn’t walk away from either film with a wellspring of love for Kevin Smith.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I've come to loathe him.

My cousins worship him. Instead of music they listen to his podcasts in the car, especially if I’m sitting with them, because they want to share the glory.

He’s one of these clever writers who sound clever and make everyone sound clever.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Plates thrown an innuendos made?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, SnuggleEx sounds like a for-profit delivery service.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Get this. He calls me last night all, “I still wanna be friends I miss you waaaa” and I’m like, “Bitch, please. Rock Center is coming on.” I don’t know in what universe he lives, but it’s apparently one in which forgiveness is as common as hydrogen. He seems to think he can flip a switch and hey! Friends again!

But then he mentioned he’d somehow picked up a Moneyball theatrical poster and wanted to give it to me. So I sent him an e-mail this morning and set it up. Lunch was a cavalcade or stilted conversation and barely-concealed loathing. And that was just on my side of the table.

But I got the poster.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

It’s been my experience that it is easier to just have a clean break with stuff like that. Don’t want to set yourself up to get strung along IMO. I’m a pretty cynical person though.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, and I’m not interested in pursuing a friendship with him. It’s be a fool’s errand. I just really wanted the poster.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you refrained from cooking a rabbit stew.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for you. Hopefully it won’t make you think of him when you look at it.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw. But strangely, I can’t look at my bowling ball without thinking of GiantPain.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re crushing hard.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT TO FIX HIM

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Things that make people think of GiantPain
  1. Billy Beane’s penis
  2. TheLetter2’s bowling ball

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I once had lunch with the guy that my Ex cheated on me with while we were still together

It was a very strange conversation.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I mistyped that subject

My Ex cheated on me with this dude, I broke up with her afterwards and they went out for a year and then they broke up. After that I had lunch with the guy just and found out exactly what happened.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he paid .

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Nov 15, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I still see That Guy fairly often. Probably going to hang out with him for a while tomorrow at a mutual friend’s birthday. He seems to have enough sense to stay the hell away from me, though, so I at least have that.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So you compared notes?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

something like that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a college ‘friend’ I’d like to have that conversation with someday.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He claims it wasn't really his fault

because she was on her internship in Seattle, and she never told anyone that she had a boyfriend. He found out afterwards.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that's fair.

but like how long after did he learn? These things matter. And he clearly didn’t know you, so there are Bro Code provisos.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he learned when I broke up with her

In retrospect, I should have handled it a lot better myself. Maybe actually listening to her side of the story more instead of ending a 5+ year relationship over the phone. I mean, my hunch turned out to be the correct assumption but maybe I still should have waited for her to come back at the end of the summer and talk it out.

But hey, it opened the door for me to meet my current wife so it’s all good.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww, and they lived happily ever after.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/goes home to cry and watch Lifetime, hating men all the while

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Your prince charming is right around the corner.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s already married to Chelsea. They have a daughter and everything.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what you have to do.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

now do it. do it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t. I just can’t. He deserves his happiness.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything should could have said that would have repaired the relationship?

I doubt it. That kind of thing is near impossible to rebound from. The doubt is always going to be there afterwards.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

When I found out my girlfriend of 3+ years cheated on me I stayed away from home for a day and then kicked her out. I still think it was the right move. IMO the damage has been done and there aren’t really any other options.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. I feel the same way.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How silly of him

Friends ended years ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s on TBS and KTVU and KICU!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was watching 30 Rock on KRON a couple nights ago. It was weird to see a show in syndication that I actually watch.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My advice is to smother your soul with a pillow of pure hatred. That makes these things much easier to bear.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That is kinda what happened, yeah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you’re ahead of the game!!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t make me feel better. Is it supposed to?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you’re doing it right when you don’t feel anything.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Dead inside is the new black.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY! I am back in fashion!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sociopathy for the win, obviously.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

/joyless fistpump

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw hell yeah!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The bully pulpit

“Our top story this evening…a local radio reporter’s search for a husbear is in its third week. If you have any information that can help this man, please call…”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

this is a rec

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Second.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I somehow missed the part where he went from cuddle buddy to cuddle ex so I don’t really know what he did wrong meaning I can’t tell you in any knowing way that your feelings are justified. I’m sure they are, I’m just saying I can’t say it.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed this, too, so it’s been a bit confusing to read.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of nearly nowhere, he ripped my heart out 12 minutes before a World Series game on October 24th. Now I resent his very existence.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember this.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. What a jerk. I could make a joke about Emily Post being very clear on the decorum of break-ups during big sporting events but I’m just going to go with that guy’s an asshole.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Emily Post?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh please…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d actually never heard of her.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

SCIENTISTS

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

VAPORS

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Emily Post would not approve.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Would Emily Post approve of this disapproval?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop being so post-modern. But yes, she would. She’d suggest me looking down my nose at you.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How supercilious of you!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

BEFORE A WORLD SERIES GAME.
this is the most unforgivable part.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Right above “putting me through tremendous heartache.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

/Lights the jctGamer signal

Tweet from @DKnobler

Brewers have strong reservations about Furcal, probably not enough money for Reyes. May actually stick with Yuni at short.

http://twitter.com/#!/DKnobler/status/136552527134076928

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

OH MY GOD BREWERS SAVE US FROM OURSELVES PLEASE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn! You quick!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no, that’s @baycityball

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL XANTHAN'S SEX LIFE

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

JUDY ALERT!!

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HIDDEN DONG

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it becomes hidden.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that would be funny

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening myself to more ridicule: Marinated Artichoke Hearts are overrated.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

You’re correct.

About the ridicule, that is.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My waitress says good things about artichoke.

how it cleans you up..etc.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not really sexy talk.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds yummy to me. Can’t say I’ve ever heard them hyped though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna say

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware they were rated.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Randy Winn.

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Artee chokes three for … naw, that wouldn’t classy. Never mind.

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleacher Report.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

to the extent that a lot of magazine and chefs hype them up as this exotic ingredient…Also see Jicama, truffle oil, figs.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

STUPID SMUG MAGAZINES

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Truffle oil is stupid though.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can take truffle oil in small amounts, problem is…that NEVER happens.

see also: radicchio

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not to be trifled with

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Figs are yummolicious. I’ve eaten three so far today, and have two more at my desk. I also have about ten persimmons, the crunchy kind.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never had an artichoke that I’d consider awesomely delicious.

It’s interesting.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

There were some artichoke hearts in my salad today. I tasted one, then took the rest out immediately.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s the artichokes that are in cans or jars, pickled or marinated or whatever, and I like those, but they’re not really interesting. Then the fresh artichokes … I don’t get it.

My palate simply isn’t capable of discerning subtleties. Wine tastes like wine. I mean, I can taste differences between wines, but damn if I can taste berries or chocolate.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I love artichokes but am too lazy to make it. My hubs just bought a large jar of marinated artichokes from Costco.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean steaming them or microwaving them is too much work?

I’m the laziest cook in the world, but I’m not buying this

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Steaming. It’s too much work (cutting off tips) for too little reward, imo. It’s one of those foods that I like to eat, but rarely make myself.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I had pizza with artichoke hearts, spinach, and chicken the other day. It was amazing.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

On a related note I stopped by Papa Murphy’s and picked up another one. The oven is preheating as we speak!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you just don’t like the taste of overgrown thistle.

Me, I love it. The story about the Frenchman, the Nazi and the artichoke is icing on the cake.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/sits attentively

What is this story?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Kokkari. Delicious artichoke heart skewers.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

How are they rated?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

M for mature

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

KL for "Kind of 'Leafy' "

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

no

god no
this has gone on too far
I don’t say too much on this site but this is such a injustice I feel like i have to get involved
are you sane?
are you a competent human being?
wait why am i even asking that question?
You obviously arn’t if you dont like marinated arichoke hearts
youre a fucking joke
no
youre worse than that
at least jokes are funny
you are not funny
you are fucking disgusting
marinated artichoke hearts are amazing
have you ever tried them on a pizza
No?
didnt think so
god
youre such a fucking clown
What did they ever do to you anyway?
Nothing
they never did nothing to nobody except be delicious
more than you will ever do
fuck
i am so mad
I need to step away and calm down before I punch my laptop in anger
god damn

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i was just joking

I didnt really mean any of it
i was trying to picture someone being ridiculed over something so unimportant as not liking artichoke hearts

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Phewww

but McC’s opinions are very important to me. I have even considered liking pie just so the cool McCovens will like me.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't wanna start adjusting your likes to bring them in line with MCC norms

For one thing, it would take you a really loooong time.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That was an awful lot of effort.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, are you wrong about everything?

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

I think tea is good and I like Chinese, Japanese, and Korean food (probably in that order).

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Where does Thai food rank in that order ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I like some Thai food but not others so:

Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Woohoo
jaysonst Jayson Stark
Now at ESPN.com: Sources say baseball on verge of new labor deal es.pn/uhV6vo

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

LOL NBA

LOL no DH
lol astros

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the rumor on the DH?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much
This deal, however, figures to be especially historic, as baseball positions itself for the 21st century. Among other things, it will pave the way for realignment of the sport into two 15-team leagues, adding a second wild-card team in each league, spreading interleague play throughout all six months of the regular season and making significant changes to the draft, free agency and the so-called “Competitive Balance Tax.”

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good
In recent days, the sides have found ways to come to a meeting of the minds on the last of the major issues that have prevented them from reaching an agreement earlier — in particular, a plan for curbing spending on the amateur draft and a revamped draft-pick compensation system for teams that lose top free agents.

Details of those changes have yet to emerge. But contrary to reports that compensation picks could be eliminated entirely, some clubs are now saying they’ve been told to expect that in the future, teams will only have to give up a first-round draft choice if they sign one of a handful of “elite” free agents.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And why is evening out the leagues or interleague throughout the year bad?

They aren’t going to add interleague games or anything.

I hate the 2nd wildcard

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to go look up the last major league to have an odd number of teams. brb

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The 1884 AA had 13 teams, but Richmond was a midseason replacement for Washington.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Before that, you have to go back to the 1875 NA.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares?

Does the odd number of teams in the two leagues have any affect on anything that matters?

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Every team can’t play on the same day if you have an odd number of teams. This is self-evident.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree

So long as you allow at least one team to play twice.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was the Indians who did that once. Was it in 1999 that that happened?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Interleague play throughout the year would allow every team play on the same day

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was self evident

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

but some are more equal than others

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that Thomas Jefferson!

He was such a joker.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and quite the slave ladies man

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The Founding Fathers would be screwed by 24/7 news

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Edward Rutledge Caught With Blacksmith’s Apprentice

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is every team playing on the same day important?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it would be at least 3 days idle for one team while all of the other series completed. That is, if they left out interleague play.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking they could stagger things

Using three and four-games series

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

adding a second wild-card team in each league

Gross.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Just chuck the season entirely

And have a 30 team single elimination tournament like NCAA basketball.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Actual bulls in the bullpen.

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Actual porcelain home plates.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Moats and bear traps in the outfield.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

so minute maid park?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be pretty awesome and if the Astros can’t get decent attendance, I can see them do it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re in the AL now, so that’s probably allowed.

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sharks with frickin’ lasers are a definite must if they’re going to build a moat

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NON FLYING CREATURES CANNOT ATTACK YOU

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If you hit a home run you have to actually run to your house.

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

In order to steal a base, you have to pick it up and sneak over to your team’s dugout without getting caught.

by jhawx on Nov 15, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Actual Dougs in the dugout!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Using a space heater to warm up relief pitchers. Pitchers use a .45 on pick off attempts. All “out” fielders must have gay lovers. Short stops must be Eckstein height or lower. Clean up hitters must straighten up in the dugout between innings. Sports casters must learn magic spells.

OK I’m bored.

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Those "out" fielders might really enjoy pinch runners and pinch hitters

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, they don't have to get rid of the whole season

They can play a 60 game season to determine seeding.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sixty games…in six days!

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by satyricrash on Nov 15, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s all point and laugh at the NBA!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anybody remember laughter or the NBA?

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Led Zeppelin reference?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If they aren’t going to reunite for a tour, I’d like them to release a DVD/Blu Ray of that O2 Arena concert from 2007. I downloaded the first rehearsal bootleg circulating on the internet.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Jimmy Page have a serious heroin problem for some years that affected his playing?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure about the extent of JP’s heroin use – wealthy people are able to afford it and procure it, which is primarily the issue that fucks up the working class who get caught up in it….missing gigs, bad dope, etc..BUT…

1977 Jimmy Page – 33 years old
2007 Jimmy Page – 63 years old

Plus ‘77 Led Zeppelin was in full-flight, united as a group, with arguably one of the best rock drummers of all time. The ’07 O2 arena show was neat, but not the definitive article to remember them by, IMHO. There is footage of the O2 arena show out there though, I watched a friend’s DVD copy once.

The Led Zeppelin DVD that came out with the ’75 Earls Court footage is as good as it gets IMO.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and many people would argue that Eric Clapton has never played as well as he did with Derek and the Dominos…during which he was completely strung out.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Just found this
It is considered by many that, by 1977, Page’s heroin use was beginning to hamper his guitar playing performances, as exhibited on a number of Led Zeppelin bootleg recordings from their 1977 tour of the United States, by which time the guitarist had lost a noticeable amount of weight.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I read “Stairway to Heaven: Led Zeppelin Uncensored”, but can’t remember if it was mentioned.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That does sound familiar.

Still I’d take “Listen to this Eddie” over the O2 gig for definitive article-ness. ;-)

It’s a moot point though, Plant’s clearly moved on and I don’t see him greenlighting a reunion release of any kind.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Just checked out a clip on YouTube of The Song Remains the Same from the show. John Bonham goes crazy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Always thought ’77 Zeppelin live was them at their bombastic height and not in a good way. I also seem to remember Page being so zonked out he sat in a chair during a concert and dressed up like a Nazi at another

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve got all their releases. That DVD from 2003 was awesome.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That was so much better than even my high expectations.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

this is awesome

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 15, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There's probably a lot of movement at Nike.

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by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Duck I says.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who don’t want to get killed…. Better clear on out the back.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen that movie 6,000 times.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. It’s one of my favorites.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So that's how the Redskins lost this week

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

He has a beautiful singing voice.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And loud too, as he was in KC and Redskins were in Miami

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s an interesting take.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

are there stats that can measure lulling to sleep the opposing team?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If only it were the Redskins.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL YOUR TEAM

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He is so good that he put the Redskin’s defense to sleep even though he wasn’t playing them.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If only the Giants offense could put opposing pitchers to sleep…

by jhawx on Nov 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So Tim Tebow is Jigglypuff?

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by scout6 on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Presnap he recites bible verses

by Myemail21479 on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SCANDAL

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

..
God_Damn_Batman The Batman
When people are more excited about Twilight: Breaking Dawn than they are about Dark Knight Rises, the system has failed.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

The second half of The Dark Knight should have been its own movie.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It wont make more money than Dark Knight or Dark Knight Rises

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What they’ve released so far about DKR hasn’t been that enticing.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it beats the new Superman costume

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like the Spider-Man’s.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Catwoman looks like a total joke.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

bane looks pretty cool

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by operation carrot on Nov 15, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a video of Bane being filmed giving a speech at a stadium where he seems to resemble Humungus from Road Warrior. Kind of funny stuff.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

apparently that’s “low” for an Adam Sandler movie. I like the way this is trending though.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yikes

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by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

“No, no … I meant ‘make a killing’ as a figure of speech.”

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A business student finally got sick of the Occupy people? Or vice versa?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Unclear that it is related.

Police shot a man who was holding a gun, so no “bystanders” were harmed.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Disappointing. What’s the point of revolution if you’re not prepared to kill people?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Gandhi

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

what about

LOL MLK

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Shot dead, race riots, no actual racial equality, got a monument this year in Washington made out of WHITE MARBLE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

it’s a whole lot better than it was in the 1950s and the quote was prepared to kill, not prepared to die.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly! MAGNETO WAS RIGHT

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The First Class was an awesome movie.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The trailer mash up with Casino Royale was hilarious too

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Dead, and Pakistan and India decided to build nukes at each other.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But that's wasn't the revolution.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. 20th century nonviolence has never actually led to anything better. It’s just a hippie slogan for burnouts.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I for one would much prefer being under the yoke of a colonialist regime to independence.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve. But NOOOO, the US didn’t want to pay the expense of war reconstruction, so they kept to the independence timetable.

Besides, you’re an American.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

but they were putting taxes on stamps and tea! Who can tolerate that?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the American Rebellion was SO pacifist.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It was unjustified, of course. The modern Tea Party people best embody the spirit of the original rebels.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

All I’m saying is, if you want a revolution, you should kill people. If you don’t want to kill anybody, just vote.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s got to be something in between.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

absolutes are the only viable options.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Keep believing that if you want. Nothing has ever improved the world except technology. Humans don’t have the ability to rise above basic primate instincts of violence and tribalism.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

shhhhh don’t give away the basic premise of my book!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And I thought I was cynical!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a progressive and a liberal, aren’t you? You can’t be cynical if you believe that things will get better.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I don’t believe that they will necessarily but I believe that they can. That it is possible.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped believing in man a long time ago.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What about women?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, the primary reason I’m gay is to take away the single greatest hold women have over men. Don’t need em for sex, don’t need em.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If it were a killing-people contest in India, I have no doubt that the British would have won. Look at Amritsar.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Hard to kill half a billion people.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Besides, like the two or three Indo-Pakistani wars brought peace to the world. Or the sectarian violence. Or the dramatic gaps between rich and poor.

It did nothing but get you political independence, which I say is not worth much.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The third one certainly accomplished something

But I suppose for you that would also be meaningless, as would the right won in 1956 to speak the autochthonous language.

It probably doesn’t mean anything that the literacy rate in the Punjab before the British conquered it was 80%, either. British rule was quite benign; why act to oppose it?

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone should speak English.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, god

Can you imagine? It’s such an ugly language.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you child.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal

Treanor one-year deal with #Dodgers is done. Announcement shortly. #mlb

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

It's too bad

that the Dodgers have not been able to find any catching prospects and now have to constantly sign old catchers.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to find good catching talent. It’s not like teams are just giving catching prospects away.

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by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL That’s what I thought.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh huh

Sure you did

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I did, but okay. El Person’s was obviously going in that direction. Wasn’t sure about CalBear949.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty much a given: Catcher jokes and the Dodgers

Laugh or I will sue you.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

1/4 is blue and red lasers that never hit anything.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to add LOL otherwise he doesn’t understand it as a joke.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

You mean “Not Casey Blake”

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Agent Ned

how is Mark Ellis worth 2 years 8.75 million and Carroll not worth 2 years 6.75 million?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabermetrics!

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by D4P on Nov 15, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll play Ellis' advocate, since I like him a bit

2009-2011 fWAR

Ellis: 5.7
Carroll: 6.3

Then account for Ellis being 3 years younger, and I think the contracts mostly make sense.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Counter
2B Mark Ellis — Lowest on-base percentage of any qualified second baseman in baseball in 2011, third-lowest slugging percentage.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

Total value is what matters. Ellis is a hell of a defender.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So

he is a older version of Crawford.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/ sadtrombone.mp3

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah that's not exactly right

.291/.358/.381 is Mark Ellis’ 2010 line

I don’t think Crawford will ever be able to put up that kind of line.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis is a hell of a defender.

Reminds me of a sign that used to hang in the Colliseum:

    ELLIS
        D

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Defence so good

it’ll trip your shit the f out

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dock Ellis approves, too.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis, D.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg Proops

has a great bit about Dock Elli’s no-hitter on one of his Proopscasts.

(And a great one about the 2010 WS, too.)

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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

what are they?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

According to BR

Most of his value is defense and only plays 2B

2009-2011:
oWAR: 2.0/dWAR: 2.0

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis

2009-2011:

oWAR: 5.7/dWAR: 0.7 and plays both SS and 2B.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea where you're getting any of this

On BR, from 2009-present, Ellis has been worth 2.9 oWAR and 2.5 dWAR.

So he’s getting more value from his offense than his defense.

Why are you saying he gets “most of his value” from defense?

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

KLaw is watching
keithlaw keithlaw
Dodgers sign Mark Ellis and Matt Treanor; still need catcher, second baseman

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. He doesn’t hold back, does he?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

I mis-read the chart.

He had one good year in 2010 but had a oWAR of 1.2 (2008), 0.9 (2009), and 0.3 (2011). He also only plays 2B where Carroll played both 2B and SS.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Once Upon a Time is pretty good

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, it’s pretty good so far. I watch it with my girls.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m going to watch Titan A.E. tonight.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa so they blow up Earth in the first 5 minutes. I’m in.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, a probe joke.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Robert Carlyle.

And it’s way better than Grimm.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Robert Carlyle is having so much fun on that show.

The only good part of Grimm is the “reformed” Big Bad Wolf character who gets blackmailed into helping the main guy, but he only shows up like 5 min an episode.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlyle is great

but in the one episode I’ve seen so far, his presence seemed to highlilght just how bad most of the other actors were.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The actress who plays Snow White is so awkward, it’s almost painful to watch.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This

but the Wicket witch is pretty good and I like all the twists on the classic fairy tales.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the witch was the most glaringly bad actor.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s because I think she’s hot. Snow White is not hot.

Red Riding Hood hot.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Snow White is cute. Red Riding Hood so not hot.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, she’s pretty bad too. As is the kid, but you can kind of excuse him since he’s a kid.

Also, I’m not a fan of how they really only have six characters in every episode, and two only really appear in the fairy tale flashbacks. The whole Emma/kid/witch triangle thing is already getting old.

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by mymclife on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL bobby draper

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Wicket Witch — the most dastardly invention of single-day cricket tests.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
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Learning WordPerfect. BS

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Could be worse. Could be WordStar.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bank Street Writer

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

dos prompt.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

vi

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

pencil and paper

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A sharp rock and a cave wall.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Charcoal version 1.0

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

[your] blood and bone stylus

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no, no

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by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

About right
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WordPerfect is impossible. Threw it and the word process in the garbage. Ordered new stationery. BS

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I fucking hate Word Perfect. Fuck that software.

No seriously I hate it.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it better than Microsoft Word

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Word.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 15, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like it is more powerful than Word. Actually maybe I should revise my statement to include all word processing software.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It was simpler and easier to use than word. Unfortunately, MS Word became the dominant word processor and the conversion of a WP document never worked right (accident? I think not).

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly I hate it because I have to maintain software that integrates with it. Installs, upgrades, etc… are such a pain in the ass.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I was always a big fan of Works. It did what I needed to do and it wasn’t overloaded with crazy “features” that, more often than not, just got in the way.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The best thing I’ve found for MS Word is the merge feature. I’m not sure if other word processing software has that but it is very handy.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Works had this label feature where I could merge a database and a label template and make some pretty nifty customized labels:
jumped rope <#times> on

Saved me from having to write it out 30+ times to stick in kids files. Print it out on a label and stick the label on the kids gross motor observation sheet. Never found anything that worked quite like that in word.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty much how the Word one works too.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and damned sbn autoformat
[name of child field] jumped rope [number of times field] on [date field]

We could never get it to merge a non-address list with a label program. Me, the Mr. or the tech people with the school district.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

IF TOM TOLBERT SAYS 'ABSOLUTELY' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA!!!......

/change the station?

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

30 tweets?
wth just happened?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

ah Logan couture “twitterview” yeesh.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The dodgers just signed Matt Treanor

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and Mark Ellis

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Crash Davis: Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live… is it a live rooster?
[Jose nods]
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
[to the players]
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
[the players nod]
Crash Davis: We’re dealing with a lot of shit.
Larry: Okay, well, uh… candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ’em.

by Lunkus on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that scene.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what Cain/Lincecum would cost based upon this
The Phillies are indicating Cole Hamels would cost “three small countries and two oceans” in a trade, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney (Twitter link). Considering what sort of package it would take to land Hamels, the southpaw likely isn’t going anywhere.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

Probably a washed up SS and broken down outfielder.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

An islet and a lake?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Correia, Esteban German, and Mark Portugal!

Done!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Along with

Jim Pacific and Carlos Mediterranean

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Pacificjim, if you please.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Ron Mexico?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

On one hand, I bet both of their teams lock them up early

On the other hand, it’d be interesting to see what kind of contracts Matt Cain and Cole Hamels would get on the open market, in comparison to each other. They’re pretty similar statistically, if not for that whole opposite-handed thing.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy

The Moon, Denmark, and Finland

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Botswana, not Finland.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

White Whale sighting!
Doumit is reportedly weighing a few contract offers and may make a decision as soon as this week. Christensen indicates that the Twins haven’t extended a formal offer, however, meaning they probably weren’t among the clubs Doumit was considering over the weekend.

As for Willingham, we heard earlier in the month that at least ten teams had already expressed interest in the outfielder. Given the lack of power-hitting outfielders on the market, Willingham appears poised to do quite well for himself this winter.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

I like Doumit as a 350 AB, 35 games at catcher, a few at first, a few in left, and PH the rest of the time guy.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A persons comment on HardballTalk that struck me:

Doumit averages 26 runs below average per 120 games due to a lack of pitch framing ability alone. He could make sense as an everyday DH/1B/Backup Catcher but he definitely should not be catching every day.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems like something ridiculously hard to quantify in an accurate manner.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This I would agree with. The Giants could use a productive bat in the backup catcher spot. I would miss Stewart’s arm and defense. Doumit appears to be in the clankmit category as far as catchers go.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And the added bonus that when he signs for 4MM you can bitch some more about Jose Reyes rainy day fund…

by shankbone on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the McC feel on Willingham?

Willingham, Melky, and Beltran OF would be a serious clankmitt but would be a pretty darn good offensive lineup.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t he a Type A?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

do not want

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Afraid

he’s throw too many dugout temper tantrums?

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly the draft pick.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes sense

I didn’t have much to say on the actual baseball topic, so I was just making a “Type A” (as in, competitive, driven, hard-ass personality type) joke.

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by SnowLeopard on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, heh

Totally missed that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

See below

I riffed in a different direction

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait until they don’t offer him arbitration.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he'd be more flexible if he was O-

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine player

Not worth a first round draft pick.

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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He is from Alabama. Therefore, I support signing him as soon as possible.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The amount of stupidity on YouTube is depressing.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

you are just realizing this?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Every once in a while one of my FB friends will post a video like this (Not safe for most work environments), and remind me.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen this before – it’d be great social commentary if it wasn’t serious.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Video’s, comments, or both?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good point. I just assumed comments because they make me the angriest, but you are right that there is a ton of stupidity caught on video and posted as well.

It is just easier to avoid those than the comments.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

People will post anything. It seems worse than any other mainstream website.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I make sure to never scroll down. I wish there was a way to permanently disable viewing comments on all videos.

Actually I wish this on most public posting places. Why does ESPN or the Chronicle need to have a comment section under their stories?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like reading through the comments at SFGate.com. You can learn things that weren’t mentioned in the article.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There was an article today that implied Michael Moore is a hypocrit because he's rich

The comments had a link to an article he wrote about being rich a couple weeks ago that debunks the article

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's a hypocrite for other reasons.

He goes to speak to protesters to support their economic inequality/anti-corporation protest, while he’s on a book tour. A book published by Hanchette, the second-largest publisher. Hanchette is owned by the Lagardere Group, and multi-national conglomerate that, among other things, founded a missile manufacturer that was bought out by EADS in exchange for an ownership stake in the global defense and military contractor.

THAT’s why he’s a hypocrite.

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by BruteSentiment on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes so much sense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I have this plugin that hides everything but the video.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, what is it called?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A Cleaner Youtube

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It also has an option to hide everything on Amazon except the search bar and the department menu. Yay no more letters from Jeff Bezos!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It's no Yahoo comments

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate all the false advertising. The video should be what the preview describes it as. Those that are blatant attempts at deception should be removed.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

On Simmons Podcast about the NBA Lockout

Ric Bucher just referred to the Giants as a small market team.

Stick to basketball, dude.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

we spend like one.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

8th highest payroll in MLB last season

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We just like to spend money on players who we then have to keep off the field because they are so terrible.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we're getting somewhere

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What would it be without Zito and Rowand? At least Zito. The guy should never have been signed.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t really play that game. I mean look at the Yankees and Red Sox…half of the rosters are overpaid or should not have been signed.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Zito was so obvious. I’ll give on Rowand.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont get your point

We’re still spending the money.

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He is saying that it was an obviously bad signing that should have never been made in the first place. Rowand was less obviously bad.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

AGAIN

What does that have to do with us having a Top 10 payroll?

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing

he was talking about how the Giants’ payroll is skewed by Zito and Rowand and that if you took those two out, the team would not have a big payroll.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Because then the Giants would have signed no new players?

And just pocketed the money?

Man the rainy day fund would be overflowing

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey it’s not my point. I’m just clarifying it.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for doing that.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

my bill is in the mail.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang.

I think I’ll clarify myself from now on.

The Invisible Hand at work.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

if you took those two out, the team would not have a big payroll.

Well… yeah. If I bought burritos less often, I’d end up spending less on burritos.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So Beach Burrito is not that bad, BTW.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wht assume they wouldn't have spent any of that money elsewhere?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Zito’s contract considered the worse in MLB history? There was some list put out last year, I think.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Po

did one as of October 2011. Zito’s contract is mitigated by time.

http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/2011/10/worst-contracts-in-baseball.html

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No amount of RDF can get out once it’s been past the even horizon.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

Those long-term deals never seem to end well

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 15, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

No I don't think so

I think Mike Hampton has to be.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Lackey’s is pretty bad. As is Well’s

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

but the value of 100M in 2000 is different than 2010

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What would the Angels payroll be without Vernon Wells?

I could do that with every high payroll team

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT WOULD THE RAYS PAYROLL BE WITHOUT LONGORIA

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Tori Hunter and Gary Matthews Jr.!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A WHITE EAGLE!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF VERNON WELLS WAS ORSON WELLES?!

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

or

H.G. Wells.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF VERNON WELLS WAS AN ACTUAL WELL?

Could they fit his entire contract in quarters down there?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF R.A. DICKEY

oh

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Were a false shirt-front?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

I’m hungry. Skipped lunch.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

chips and salsa

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco pizza

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been going to CostCo lately. Too far out of the way and too much of a hassle. I do miss the pizza.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, slice of costco pizza, hot dog and a drink. I want it so bad right now.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hot dog is still the best deal in the entire world

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you eat there or take it to go?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

usually there

hard to eat a hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard while driving

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But still not enough food, so you need the slice of pizza as well. You can get another hot dog, but that’s wasting a drink.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You can load up on the frozen yogurt, churro, or a chicken bake.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well, it's enough food for me.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

CHEATER CHEATER COMPULSIVE EATER

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i would never

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm sometimes just shocked by how much dudes can eat

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Shove condiments on it and it’s enough.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you are tiny people with tiny appetites!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I just dominated some bread sticks and some awesome pizza.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

DOUGH-MINATION!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha yeah pretty much. I always eat like shit when Mrs. jhiat00 is out of town.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO ARE YOU CALLING TINY PEOPLE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t felt hungry in several days. My lunch is still sitting on the table. This might be a problem, actually.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

FASTING FOR JUSTICE

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You should probably eat.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps an eggroll?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a hot dog, pizza, and churro!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really not hungry at all, though. I suppose I’ll have to finish before my parents come home.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Try the costco food challenge, eat $10 worth of food in one sitting.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for the price. Haven’t had it in a while, though.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Pad Thai

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a surprisingly tasty Ethiopian chicken stew from the Irish catering truck that parked outside my work today.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The lines are always too long at the trucks so I never go.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither. This was across the street from the two that are normally there nowadays (with their ridiculous lines) and, unlike the ‘official’ trucks, was still open at 2:30 when I went out to look for some sustenance.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Some stuff about Jason Bartlett

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU AT THE BARRICADES LISTEN TO THIS
NO ONE IS COMING TO HELP YOU TO FIGHT

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
GIVE UP YOUR GUNS OR DIE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

SOMETHING ABOUT COLD HARD HANDS

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

wow no

DAMN THEIR WARNINGS
DAMN THEIR LIES
THEY WILL SEE THE PEOPLE RISE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN THEIR WARNINGS DAMN THEIR LIES
THEY WILL SEE THE PEOPLE RISE!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

omg Coldhands the Wight

IS HE BEN

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

damn their warnings damn their lies
they will see the people rise

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

listen, my friends, i have done as i said
i have been to their lines
i have counted each man
i will tell what i can.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

better be warned they have armies to spare
and the danger is real
we will need all our cunning
to bring them to heel

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

have faith!
if we know what their movements are
we’ll spoil the game
there are ways that a people can fight
we shall overcome their power!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I have overheard their plans
there will be no attack tonight
they intend to starve us out
before they start a proper fight
concentrate their forcee
hit us from… the right

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LIAR!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WTH Thanksgiving is next week? It can’t be!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

I'm makin a Turducken :)

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

2012 McC Thanksgiving Meet-up at my house...you just have to get here.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey…Christmas music is already on the radio here in Southern California.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

/adds to list of things wrong with Southern California

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel you. I got a ton of stuff to do before Thanksgiving.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe you can

ask your “friend” for help.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT FUNNY

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

/a sad and apologetic face.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

this not working shit is really messing up my sense of time and season.

I’ve got things to send out to people for thanksgiving and NO FREAKING BOXES!!!! I thought I had more time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/runs around in circles screaming

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s this for scary: 46 days left in the year. 41 until Christmas.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that settles it – I’m going out drinking.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t this always the answer?

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 15, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That statement and your username leaves me confused as to your choice of intoxicants.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Variety is the spice of life.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 16, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, this year sucked monkey balls.
Good-bye and good riddance.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So little sympathy. My qualifying exam is on Monday, November 28th. I want to knife the committee member who got to choose between 11/21 and 11/28 and picked the latter based on the rationale that “since it’s after Thanksgiving, I know I’ll be around.” Fucker.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bar results

come out this Friday.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Where will my local watering hole score??

Oh…wait.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember

The first bar is COLD and the second bar is SUPER COLD.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I intend to get very intoxicated immediately afterward, which is probably bad because I should be done by 3 p.m. local time.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, for me bar results come out in the gutter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m making Thanksgiving dinner!

My aunt said she was canceling Thanksgiving because she was too old to carry the turkey in and out of the oven. I said I SHALL COOK.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You are so sweet.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I NEED MY TURKEY AND YAMS DAMMIT
AND MAH PUNKIN PAH

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t now what I’m going to make. I gotta think of something.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction: I don’t know what I’m going to make.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is a good side dish (with a southern flair)

I made it up one Thanksgiving when I was sick of that sad, traditional green bean casserole. I have been making this each Thanksgiving for about three years. Always a hit.

Fresh Green Beans with Pancetta and Pralines

1 LB of Fresh Green Beans
8 oz of Pecan halves ( bagged are fine)
8 oz of Pancetta
1 clove thinley sliced (razor blade) Garlic
1 stick of butter
1/2 cup dark brown sugar.

Clean and snap ends off of green beans
Steam Green beans for approximately 25-35 mins until tender (not floppy)
Warning ! Multi-Tasking Ahead
Concurrently——-
melt butter in a small saute pan over low heat, add brown sugar, add pecans stir, adjust heat, cook until sugar is carmelized on pecans
Heat large saute pan over medium high heat, add pancetta cook until crispy. Turn down heat to low, add garlic, saute until garlic is translucent.

Add green beans and mix well. Place green beans in a serving dish. Stir in sugared pecans.

I realize that this combination sounds odd, but think about it for a minute. Fresh, crisp, green beans, a slight tang from the slow cooked fresh garlic, un-smoked bacon (pork fat, salty), buttered and sugared pecans ( rich,sweet,). It has everything. Sweet, Savory, Rich,and acid tang

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The pancetta sells it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

could actually use more pancetta

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried it with more pancetta, but it didn’t quite work. If you notice, I did not say to drain the fat before adding the green beans. That makes up for the limited pancetta.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of half those words.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Have confidence, you could totally do this.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are the little crunchy onion thingys? I NEED THE LITTLE CRUNCHY ONION THINGYS!!!

Sounds good though…

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds delish. I’ve made this same dish but with brussel sprouts.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You and I are probably in a very small group here. I love fresh brussel sprouts. No one else at my house will eat them. Trader Joe’s has full stalks of fresh brussel sprouts right now for $3

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Brussels sprouts are great, especially with bacon.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Use the bacon fat to cook up the shallots.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I adore brussels sprouts.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OK – totally making this.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Beats the hell out of Green Beans with mushroom soup and french fried onions from a can.

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/hangs self

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Least you got asked. My family told me I’m cooking this year since I don’t have a job and have plenty of time. They’re such liars: most of them are retired, they’re just lazy and don’t want to cook.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, she didn't ask.

She mass emailed everyone that there would be no Thanksgiving this year. I protested.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you got a vote. I don’t even get to not have Thanksgiving. God, I’m so the Klohe Kardashian of my family!

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one is she?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The tall one that’s still married and looks suspiciously like she’s not Robert Kardashian’s biological daughter.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But that means you get to set the menu, which is the best part.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and make all of it. For 20+ people. And everyone will stand in the kitchen (WHICH ISN’T ALL THAT BIG BY THE WAY) talking and being loud and generally annoying me with their stupid conversation and insitance on getting in the way of everything I’m trying to do. Happy fucking Thanksgiving, everyone.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Assign tasks to anyone standing in the kitchen. Thins out the crowd.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I did that last time. “Raise your hand if you still want dessert.” A couple people raised their hands. “Congratulations, you just volunteered to make dessert.”

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My family once decided that my mom and I weren’t getting dinner on the table fast enough so they decided to start on the pie first while we continued to cook. Seriously, the German side of my family is predominantly self-involved, drunk assholes.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

I’m sorry. That sucks.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Assigning people to bring stuff is helpful too.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, ours is always potluck.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t work cause they’re all drinking and not paying attention so they do stupid shit like set the over to 175 instead of 375, put a champagne bottle in the freezer and then forget it, allowing it to explode, or thicken the gravy with powdered sugar instead of flour and before you accuse me of being over dramatic, these all actually happened at one point holiday or another.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t sound like a Louisiana crowd

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s the German side. The Creole side never even lets me lift a finger. I have to bring something pre-made if I want to contribute.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

when I was in Munich, most of the good food was from somewhere else. Now I understand.

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they would be forced to eat their mistakes…

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty gross.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

my aunt forgot to put sugar in the apple pie once. that kinda sucked.

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by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m a bit out there, because I volunteer to do that with that many of my friends regularly. And I would really kill for more counter space in my kitchen. There’s room enough for maybe 2 people, and that’s cramping it.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my MIL tries to do that… We live in an apartment, there’s no room in the kitchen for the kitchen, let alone 3 people. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT THEN THEY’LL ALL BE ON YOUR LWAN!!

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I DON’T HAVE A LAWN SO THEY CAN GO OUTSIDE AND STAND ON THE SIDEWALK AND INHALE ALL THE STUPID 2ND HAND SMOKE.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Stuff like that is why I’m glad I see my family mainly around the holidays these days.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

In recent years, Thanksgiving has been at my house. This year my birthday falls on Thanksgiving, so I told my family I wasn’t cooking or cleaning. They’re all whining and complaining, but I don’t care. I have a big family, let someone else volunteer this year.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We're continuing our tradition of

Getting Peking Duck from Seafood Harbor in Sunnyvale

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm seriously thinking of getting one of those

meals from Pavilions.

The prime rib from Costco looks tempting as well.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll be winding up the day eating crab in Chinatown per usual.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We need a new tradition. We don’t have any family in town this year for Thanksgiving, it’s just me and the Mr. and I’m not making a whole freaking turkey for 2 people…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I generally get my Thanksgiving food from Boston Market in these situations

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well since we are now here [northern California] alone I think "this situation is more like “from here on….”

We used to do that 5k thing on thanksgiving morning, then go over to my mom’s for turkey and whatnot.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We made this giant Thanksgiving feast last year and hardly any of my family showed up. Going to give it one more go this year.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How about corned beef. You can sometimes get them at the store pre-spiced. It’s not too big (but still a few meals) and the preparation is easy (but you do have to let it boil for a while).

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But that’s St. Patrick’s Day food!

(apparently corned beef brisket is Jewish)

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ridiculous how quickly the last few months seem to have passed.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Boxes, dammit…. I need boxes!!!!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking this today as I was ordering my brined turkey from Whole Foods. I’m hosting this year. I’m feeling a little bit of pressure. I have to figure out what else to serve with it.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I can send you tried and true recipes if you like.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have something good with sweet potatoes? I have a good stuffing recipe and a good cranberry relish recipe. It’s the other stuff I need.

And, for the record, there will be no pumpkin pie. I’m thinking my chocolate pie that I made for Christmas.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking my chocolate pie that I made for Christmas.

In my book, Chocolate Pie will always beat Pumpkin Pie.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care for pumpkin pie. I’ve received a ration of shit for that here, but it is an undeniable truth.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

or honey crisp apples… shun!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to give them another try – maybe I had a bad batch.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re okay. It basically maximizes the best tastes of the apple (sweetness) and minimizes the tartness. But it’s still an apple.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the way they taste and the mouth feel, but christ are they expensive.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco has them for about $1.69 a pound (5 pounds I believe).

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t shop Costco too often. Is that the small size apples ? That’s a really good price. Everywhere else they are priced per apple.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TJ’s sells bags of the smaller sized honeycrisps. You just have to be careful they aren’t bruised. Honeycrisps bruise easily.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know…they look like the same size apples as in Paviliions or elsewhere.

We got like 15 apples for $9 bucks.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/ quickly does the math….

Damnit ! Now I am going to have to go by Costco tomorrow. Last week I paid .89 each.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried these Ambrosia apples yesterday

Pretty good. The size of big varieties, the crispness and sweetness of the small designer ones.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Jazz apples are my favorites.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like it, either.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Monsters. All of you.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan of pumpkin pies.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No surprise there.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, I needed a laugh.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s okay. i’m too fat anyway.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all right. Once a year or so.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ONCE IS TOO OFTEN!

Although I’m starting to wonder if I should have one for my mom, who really likes it. I dunno.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If she’s like me, she’ll be the only one who actually likes it, and eats it all herself.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a little pumpkin pie tart, for form’s sake?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pumpkin Cake is better.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I have about a million recipes for sweet potatoes and yams but they can all be divided into about two categories – candied (i.e. very sweet recipes) and more natural (as my mother likes to call them “adult” recipes). I tend to bourbon candied yams for the holidays because I don’t want any kids to be disappointed but I don’t want the adults to kvetch either.

Here’s a relatively simple one that you can alternate to taste:

Ingredients
6 medium-large garnet yams*
1 stick butter
1/4 c. bourbon (I also add a dash of SoCo or Wild Turkey if it’s around the house)
3/4 c. brown sugar (more if you prefer sweet yams)
1 1/4 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1/8 tsp. cloves
1/2 tsp. salt
Dash of mace

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Wash and peel yams and cut into 1 1/2 inch slices. Steam slices until just soft enough to mash (it’s important not to over steam them or they will become too soft) and mash together in a large bowl or large Pyrex oven-safe bowl.

In a small saucepan, melt stick of butter and add remaining ingredients, stirring thoroughly. Slowly add the dressing to the yams a little at a time until thoroughly mixed. Add additional ingredients to taste. Transfer yams to 13 × 9 inch pan (if working without Pyrex) and bake uncovered for 20-30 minutes.

*For purposes of this recipe, yams and sweet potatoes can be used interchangeably but I prefer the garnet yams because they result in a beautiful bright orange, perfect for fall.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the best thing ever. Literally, ever.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This just reads good.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fresh Bodega Dungy's.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mash potatoes.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I pretty much just eat mashed potatoes and rolls.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have this mental image of you

with a spoon full of mashed potatoes on one hand and a slice of Dragon Roll on another

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

after

dominating some breadsticks and pizza

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I WORK OUT OK?!!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sushi? Yuck!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, No.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

In his defense there is no way in HELL I would eat sushi in either of the Dakota territories.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve tried it in Phoenix and Vegas as well. Not sure if that is any better though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d recommend being nearer to an ocean.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Japan, New York, California or bust.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to allow Vancouver.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. I was being to US-centric in my thought process.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be interesting to try living away from the ocean. I’ve never.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My lab is calling.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Turkey hater.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/adjusts bowtie

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We are by the ocean, in one of the seafoodinest areas in everywhere, and the sushi sucks.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Word is that sushi in the midwest is less dodgy than sushi off the dock. Reason is that the fish served at sushi joints in yon hinterland has been flash frozen from the moment it is caught, and does not unfreeze until more-or-less ready for eating at the restaurant. Stuff off the pier sits around and rots for a while…. Not just on the pier itself, but on the way to wherever its being eaten, stored in substandard fridges before eating, and so on.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I had sushi last night. It had no flavor. None. There were jalapenos involved, and they weren’t even spicy. It was hideous. Okay, not hideous. A new and mindboggling level of bland.

They charged me 30 dollars for that crap, and I didn’t even order a drink. $5.45 FOR WAKAME SALAD. What the fuck.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You are correct!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Turkey?

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

TJ’s has a nummy sweet potato, pecan, cranberry, maple thingy right now… it’s yummerific.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

the sandwich made from the leftovers

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

TURKEY CARCASSE SOUP

you throw the turkey bones, whole wings, drumsticks etc into a big pot
pour water on it
cut up some onions, celery, carrots
bring to a boil
simmer overnight
putting in scraps of leftovers, the bone from the ham
maybe a can of corn for some crunch
skim off the fat in the morning
dine on it for the next week and a half

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

baby you got a stew goin

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you had class

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“…but now I realize you’re just like all the others.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought YOU had class!

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

still my favorite exchange of the show

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet Potatoes.
Pumpkin Pie.

I’ll be cooking up a turkey, sweet potato dish and a fancy stuffing in a few days for an early Thanksgiving thing. Those sweet potatoes are mainly for me.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like sweet potatoes....

In the recipe fanpost, now off the main page there’s a recipe for a spicy hot sweet potato soup. This time when I made it we threw in some white beans and spicy eye-talian sausage

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/4/2538642/ot-the-fall-recipe-thread

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds interesting. I may give it a shot here soon since I’ll have some left over ingredients.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts, if they're made right

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Butternut squash can be an excellent alternative to sweet potatoes/yams.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Good in soup form, too.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I haaaaaaaaaate squash for some reason. I don’t know why, I just can’t stand it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like it in a lot of forms, but butternut squash prepared similarly to sweet potatoes is a completely different thing. Also, if you really have a problem with it just add more butter and maple syrup.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My family does a southern Thanksgiving. The gumbo is my favorite, especially if it’s a duck one.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I picture every southern meal to be similar thanksgiving in scale and frequently content.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And covered in GRAVY.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they deep fry their turkey?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a few times.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My family always does this. It is the only way I like turkey now.

So delicious yet somewhat dangerous.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The danger is what makes it taste better, really.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 15, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Southern version of Fugu.

Though, of course, the danger is to the preparer rather than the eater with deep fired turkey.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

depends on how soon you eat it

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to go to a Southern Thanksgiving just for the Y’alls, Ma’ams’, and drawl in general.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d have to go to TL2’s house for that. My grandpa is really the only one with much of an accent anymore.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

MAKE IT HAPPEN, TL2!

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll swing by Sacramento on my way back home and pick you up.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

We do gumbo for Christmas/Christmas Eve or occasionally New Years, but never for Thanksgiving – Thanksgiving is strictly Turkey and a bajillion sides.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We have Chinese on Christmas Eve.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve never had gumbo at a holiday event, but that’s not our brand of Southern culture, either.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I’m gonna change it up a little this year and do gumbo for Christmas but shrimp and grits for Christmas Eve and get my uncle to bring me some gator so I can fry it up.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We tend to do very traditional spreads for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. Your hams, your stuffings, your cranberry sauces, and so on.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s how we do Thanksgiving – if it’s in a Norman Rockwell painting, it’s on our table. Oh, and we always have (at a minimum) pumpkin pie, pecan pie, lemon meringue pie, sweet potato pie and the cranberry tart my mom but I hate.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So far as pies, we typically do pecan, pumpkin and/or lemon meringue, with occasional chocolate pies.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked gator.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

GUMBO

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Green bean casserole.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! But if dessert is also being considered, huckleberry pie and pumpkin pie take first place.

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by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Duck, because fuck turkey.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I DO~

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can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I MEAN THE DUCK PART

I don’t fuck turkeys.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly don’t get why anyone thinks that turkey is good. And, yes, I’ve had plenty of turkeys that people claimed to be good—none of them was.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

GO SIT IN CALBEAR’S CORNER

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hells no.

Double cherry duck breast with a shallot and brandy sauce? Yes please. Gnocchi with gruyere and cherry tomatoes? Also yes please.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Smug elitist.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah. And you know what?

Being smug never tasted so damn good.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WHATEVER anti-traditionalist

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose traditions? My mom’s family sure as hell didn’t grow up eating Thanksgiving dinner.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Strangely, they’re also now much more enthused about Thanksgiving dinner than the rest of us.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. I want all the traditional US holiday crap and none of you native-born Americans are gonna stop me!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s fine. But if we’re going to eat food to the point of bursting, it had better taste good. That’s all I’m saying!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You will kill to make this happen!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Frey pie!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem to have misunderstood my original joke. I am not advocating violent revolution. I’m advocating SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem to have misunderstood my original joke.

lawls

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet potato pie!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe lasagna for Thanksgiving….. that’d be different.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

gravy

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

sourdough stuffing

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Fresh Bodega Dungy's.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, baby! I was just about to chime in on that, although we never have crab on tday

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

My Dad rents a house at Dillon, and we do Thanksgiving there. Crabs and chowder from Bodega, oysters from Tomales, then the turkey and stuff.

This is the first year I can’t be there.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like they need a stand-in

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Tahiti Way in Dillon Beach. 8th house on the left. Wear Giants gear, and my Dad will feed you.

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit. I already committed to going to Seattle

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Honeybaked ham!

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by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There were rumblings?
Despite rumblings that reigning NL MVP Joey Votto could be available this offseason, Reds GM Walt Jocketty says the team will hold on to the first baseman, according to Jon Heyman of SI.com (via Twitter). Jocketty indicated that the Reds will try to lock Votto up to a long-term deal within the next year.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Ray Ratto walked by

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?
Their current investment in other starting pitchers means the Red Sox will have less interest in Yu Darvish than they did in Daisuke Matsuzaka when he was posted, says Peter Abraham of the Boston Globe

Cuz Red Sox are so loaded at SP.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

So … wth is going on outside? Helicopters, sirens…sheesh.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t do it.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Something Occupy, no doubt. WE WANT FREE COLLEGE

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I sympathize. Education costs are insane in this country.

But then I think Medical and Nursing school should be free so I might not be the best person to ask.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that makes two of us!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s absolutely nonsensical that you need to go to college to get a job. Just drop out and get into a trade school.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

True. The fact that minimum wage jobs often require a college degree is crazy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a terrible trend where a college degree keeps becoming less valuable and more expensive than ever before.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The next bubble.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And of course student loans cannot be wiped out by bankruptcy so that is going to be a super painful bubble burst

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Student loan defaults are way way up. Stupid doctors in the 80s ruined it for all of us.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

word

I’m worried about the fact that the government backs those student loans. I am also worried about the government offering to forgive debt for law students serving the public interest for ten years, because I’m thinking that’s not gonna be economically feasible.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My greatest disappointment with Obama is his hewing to the college degree = jobs crap. Sure, now he’s saying federal student loans will be forgiven or something, but this entire bloating of education credentials (without actually getting much of an education.) You see children slaving their entire teenage years and earlier to get the credits and activities to get the “privilege” of indenturing themselves to decades of debt for pretty much nothing.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you are on a roll today!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No politician will ever say less people should be going to college.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Not even when there is no longer any value or benefit to it.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

J, the champagne room! THE DAMN CHAMPAGNE ROOM!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO LATE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/shakes up champagne bottles

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not champagne in there.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why’s it called the champagne room, smarty pants?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem isn't that people are going to college

The problem is the way college is set up.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomato, tomato.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all

If you take the “too many people are attending college” line to its logical conclusion, you get things like this article, which is one of the worst things I’ve ever read.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If you take my comments about independence and violence to its logical line, you’d actually follow them, instead of recognizing the cynical satire.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Satirizing what?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good grief. So you actually think I’m advocating violent revolution?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, apathy.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well then. You got it.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very comfortable (for lack of a better word) to say that what we do is pointless because none of us can change anything, but that strikes me as fundamentally dishonest and entirely contrary to human nature.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

fundamentally dishonest and entirely contrary to human nature

And proud of it!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you religious? I can’t recall.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t recall???

Hell yes. Why do you think I lost faith in humanity.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be up until the wee hours of the morning analyzing Dostoevsky, so my brain’s a bit frazzled at the moment.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA DOSTOYEVSKY

There’s a guy who figured it out. The price for making the world a better place is the torture and death of a single innocent child. Most people will take that price.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

2. Summarize the significant points of Raskolnikov’s visit to the police station. What does the experience reveal about his character? Why does Dostoevsky insert such an array of characters in this scene and how do they affect shifts in Rodya’s mental state?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be right, I dunno, but that strikes me as an odd thing to expect the president to fix.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Why does he have a position on it anyway? It’s not in his purview.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He can’t single handed but he could lead the way for reforms.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess. Still, the policy should be, open up more good jobs to high school graduates. But I guess that’s not feasible anymore since it makes more business sense to use as few people as possible.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been continuously employed since 1987, in non-minimum wage jobs, and have no degree.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

See? Not that anecdotal evidence means anything (LOL something I learned from baseball nerds) but see. And look at you. A pillar of the community.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have had either of the two jobs I’ve had since college were it not for my degree. It was a requirement.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. A requirement! They should not be required!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But then any raving Filipino could have my job!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

… well, that was unexpected.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The joke sounded better in my head. We’d all have a good laugh because it was clearly a reference to you, my good friend, and not in any intentional way a statement on Filipinos. But it really isn’t funny. This has been some day, I tell you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s blame SnuggleEx.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This really is his fault. How I loathe him.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to have jobs that don’t completely suck, aren’t physically demanding and don’t ruin your health, it’s better to have some sort of degree.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is still value in a secondary education. It’s just that the cost may outweigh the benefits. I’m basically hoping that working with my kids in athletics will land them some sort of scholarship. If not, I’m going to recommend a trade school (assuming things are the same in 16 years).

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll get worse. Hunger Games, here we come.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm ok with living in a dystopian society

as long as it’s narrated better than The Hunger Games.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I haven’t read the books because they sound, well, stupid, and deeply depressing, but the movie trailer looks kinda good. Might have to Harry Potter these.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave in and read the first book last week. Quick read, and fast paced. Not a bad story at all. And now I’ve ordered the other two in the trilogy.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You are living in a dystopian society. It’s 2011 and THIS is what the future turned out to be.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lolold

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an idealistic young scientist! I’m going to cure cancer and save the world!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’ve had three decades of rational thought.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SOMEbody needs to rec this and I guess it’s going to have to be me.

by Evan on Nov 15, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The state schools in your part of the world aren’t terribly expensive, are they?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not comparatively. I’m not sure I’ll be here in two years let alone 16 though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why on earth did you have children if you’re this cynical.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant in SD. Not alive LOL.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. whoops

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see how one could read it that way though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Booze, too. You left out the booze.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a silent B.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Easier in your day than it is now.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This may be true.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLD

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

AND STILL EMPLOYED

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

never knew that Male Prostitute was such a secure career

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just a side gig I do for the love of the game.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No Sharks. No baseball. No football.

This is shaping up to be a Magic Online evening.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

If you don’t have anything to do, you can help me answer these Crime and Punishment questions. I started at 2 and I haven’t finished the first one yet. I have seven more after this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Electric Chair

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was looking at some of the trading cards at Target the other day

insanely expensive.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I’m about a bizillion words behind on my NaNo project. And I’m still looking for boxes…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So much Battlefield 3 tonight.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

still saving all my video game good wills for Diablo 3….

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually glad because I have an 8 page rough draft and 10 minute presentation to do tonight. Both are on the ethical issue of steroids in baseball, which should be fun. Except for the whole “can only use scholarly journals and no newspaper/magazine articles as sources” thing.

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by mymclife on Nov 15, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

JSTOR is the best, though.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This + GoogleScholar saved my life in undergrad.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, totally hitting up JSTOR, ProQuest, and Google Scholar right now. But the number of journal articles discussing the ethical aspect of steroids in sports is far outnumbered the number of journal articles discussing the medical aspects.

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by mymclife on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t like Sabean-related free agent rumors. Not one ever sounds good.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

So who wants to drink until they can't feel feelings any more?

That’s my plan for tonight.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

No job?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

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by bigboneded on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, that’s in a half hour. The drinking will come later.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Got dumped, huh.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an epidemic!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Psshh, relationships don’t depress me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Or lack thereof.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Just be like me and never have any.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Mm-hmm.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

why the feelings problem?

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Any number of things. I haven’t had a drink in a month, and today has provided me with plenty of reasons to break that streak. I’m accepting fate’s direction.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

unencumbered drinking is the best.

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

now, do you WANT to be sober, as in you had a drinking problem?

Or is this just a passing thing?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I just wasn’t in the mood. But today is a day made for it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

whew.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m having a drink right now.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I would join you, but then I wouldn’t get anything done.
/starts pouring

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid that once I start drinking on weekdays it will get out of control.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

1115 new comments!!

If you people have this much free time why aren’t you doing my homework for me!?

I miss anything good?

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

I asked that same question upthread!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I offered dregarx!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t taken chem since sophomore year, so that’s no help at all.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, you’re not allowed to walk into Radioshack and wonder why no one is offering you fruit.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

IM RANTING

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll do it

I hope you don’t expect to get a good grade though.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You know some Japanese right?

Want to write me a 500 character email to an imaginary (or real, I suppose) friend/teacher/acquaintance/crazy uncle? It’d due Friday. In exchange I’ll pay your MCC premium dues for the month.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s due Friday, why are you doing it now?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not.

Right now I’m procrastinating on stuff due tomorrow at 2:30 because I have time during the day to do it. I should probably start, as it’s the outline for a 15 page history paper…but…MCC is more fun. Anyone want to write that paper for me?

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the topic?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Modern Japanese history (1600-WWII) is the class...

My supposed topic is the weirdness of the Ryukyu Islands’ relationship with China and Japan in the Tokugawa so nearer the beginning of that time frame. Fun fun.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh oh oh

I took that class at Cal.

But not that topic. I wrote about the role of the samurai in Meiji Japan.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo!

The topic is entirely up to us really, but I have ties to Okinawa so I thought I’d poke around…then I mentioned it to my TA and he was all “OH YES WRITE ABOUT THAT YES.” /shrug/

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Were they Japanese back then?

I don’t know much about the history of the Ryukyu Islands. For some reason Formosa comes to mind; were they ever administered together?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No and I don't think so.

There’s mythology, some dress, and a language unique to Okinawa and the nearby islands.

The Ryukyu Kingdom was united around 1400 I think, and the main influence then was China, not Japan. They paid tribute to China and the king was invested by the emperor. They weren’t quite a colony, but they weren’t entirely independent either.

In 1600ish one of the southern Japanese daimyos (feudal lords) invaded and used the islands to trade with China as a way around the closing of the country. From then on the Ryukyus were paying tribute to both places and there lots of convoluted court games.

Not sure about the Taiwan part, they may have been for a short while.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Brief history of Taiwan

Taiwan was always natives and Chinese.

It was Dutch for a while (thus the name Formosa), de facto independent for awhile, Chinese, and then Japanese after the Treaty of Shimonoseki in 1895 (still one of my favorite treaty names…the terms sucked but the name is fun to say).

Taiwan became independent after Japanese surrender in WW2 and then the KMT took it over 1949.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Always?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…strike the first statement…natives, Dutch, pirates, Chinese, Japanese, independent, KMT.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmkay.

Thanks. The Ryukyus were already Okinawa Prefecture then.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought Ryukyus were Okinawa…at least that’s the name for Okinawa in Chinese.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s one of the islands.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

But that’s interesting. Of course, Okinawa is a Japanese name. The Okinawan word for Okinawa is Uchina. What I’m not clear on is if Ryukyu is Japanese or well, Ryukyuan.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably better than what I’m doing right now.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dostoyevsky, eh? Fun. I’d help but it’s been a few years.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Natto should draw a half of a picture.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t written anything that long in years, so I don’t think I’d be of much use.

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving is reminding me I hate one side of my family

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed that evolution.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I tolerate them because my dad’s side is so awesome, and hey, they could be worse, right?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My in-laws is another reason I don’t want Thanksgiving at my house.

by City Girl on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad’s side of the family is the one that sucks. We are mirrors of one another.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And the awesome side is the one filled with drunken buffoons, but at least they can cook.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

They could be my family.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

the torso or the bottom?

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Today I learned that the holidays are for getting bitter.

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by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry, I think I’m just a little cranky right now

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Join the club. I snapped at our membership manager tonight for bothering me with what I felt was a stupid complaint from a listener. Boy, I was pissed.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just so stressed out right now and not sleeping well realizing there’s and influx of burdensome family about to barnstorm my house is making me grind my teeth. But yeah, I should stop whining.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I empathize. You have the right to be a little frayed.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually am having a difficult time imagining you being angry.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s always scarier when the truly nice ones snap

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I have, as my mother says, “a bit of a temper” at times. I’m better at keeping it reined in these days.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Go wild!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a terrible idea.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Stuff it and then make terse, pointed comments weeks later!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I already do that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Bless your heart.

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Oh snap!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Disaster can get away with it. He and his wife are lovely people.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/unlike me and my dog

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were a decent chap when we met.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The dog is a complete bastard though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You met him?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

At McCovey’s back in August.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to make stupid posts that you find gravely offensive, though

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

we've all met him

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello. Yes, this is dog.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Owlcroft and his Bochy rants.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he must be gearing up for spring training

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

109

days until pitchers & catchers

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No no, it wasn’t you. There’s a fair bit a bitterness being passed about, and I’m just ascribing most of it to the holidays, directly or indirectly.

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by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of pie should i make for christmas this year

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Cheesecake

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

good answer

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

best answer

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ban

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

technically a pie

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

then even moar good

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pumpkin cheesecake can be pretty damn good.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The best pie. Pumpkin.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

we'll have enough of that for tgiving

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, pumpkin is a november pie.

I’m saying … something cream. Christmas is a dairy-based holiday.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That's impossible!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Boston Creme

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by Natto on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

not a pie

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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Also gross

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Apple

Don’t over think it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i was thinking apple

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

THEN YOUR OVER THINKING

Lamprey! The North remembers!

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL FREYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Make pork pie and say it’s human.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t think of any fruit pie that I wouldn’t eat. But what’s with all the veggie pie’s?

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have always been curious about rhubarb/strawberry pies.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn good, both 'em.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

very good but more of a summer pie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

QUARK PIE!

PIE MADE FROM RAINBOWS !

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I recommend this comment and Pecan Pie

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i made one last year

i loved it but my mom isn’t keen on the idea

then again, she probably wouldn’t eat any of whatever i made

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yesssss

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Persimmon.

It’s secretly the best kind of pie. Persimmon and cinnamon….mmmmmmmmmm…..

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Persimmomon!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, pretty much. You make it with big slices of persimmon, add in some brown sugar and a lot of cinnamon…doesn’t get any better than that!

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My superly chocolate chocolate pie.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/is intrigued

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Lamprey!

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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Halloween is Over!

enough with the fucking pumpkin already

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

If we’re going to be drinking buddies you can’t be talking like this.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

please don’t tell me that there’s also pumpkin drinks

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Pumpkin spice latte.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

so good tho

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

only starbucks's though

the other ones i’ve tried suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Not too shabby. I finally got to try one last week, and it was pretty good.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hadn’t thought of that but it is my favorite pie.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Winter is coming!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This story just gets crazier and crazier
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP)—A former Penn State graduate assistant cited by a grand jury report as claiming he saw an ex-assistant football coach sexually abusing a young boy in a campus locker room shower says in an email he made sure the act was stopped and then went to police—contradicting what the report says.
McQueary, now the football team’s wide receivers coach, told a friend from Penn State that he made sure the 2002 shower assault he witnessed was stopped and went to the police about it. The friend made McQueary’s email, written Nov. 8, available to the AP on Tuesday on the condition he not be identified.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-pennstate-abuse

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

uhhhhh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice friend.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How on earth is that not just him trying to retroactively cover his ass?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Police could have been paid off

you never know.

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by Anonymous1337 on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he could just be lying to save his ass

you never know.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess we don't know at this point

But I do find it a bit hard to believe that, even in State College where football is king, the cops would bury a report of child rape. It seems impossible. All the way up to, say, aggravated battery, I could see a cover-up happening. But child rape? I guess I’m not that cynical.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is Anonymous you’re talking to. He hates all cops.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I doubt it was even reported

but I never underestimate the willingness of some people to take money over doing the right thing.

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose that an email to friends after the shit has hit the fan is far more reliable than grand jury testimony given under oath.

Oh wait – it’s totally not.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

Ivan Ochoa smells like vanilla.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

what about

Ivan Nova?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

break out the pre-filled kdl restraining order

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ivan is a friend.

But, whatever. I guess I ask for these kind of comments.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 15, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You did come out of the blue and comment about how he smells, after all.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree. Saying someone smells like Vanilla is innocuous. That could be “Oooooo he smells like Vanilla I just want to eat him up!!” or “Oh interesting, he smells like vanilla”

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that Ivan Ochoa was Alex Ochoa

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps

It would be a little more innocuous if it were brought up in a conversation about Ivan Ochoa, but I really have no idea where I’m going with this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve clearly earned my rep around here. There’s no rehabilitating it.

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by kdl on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Buck up! It could be worse… for instance, you could be known for being wrong about everything.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing funnier than mock restraining orders

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ivan Ochoa apparently has awesome taste in body wash.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it his natural scent? Because that would be so awesome.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

statement

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

We wouldn’t be squabbling so much if he were still with us to make the peace.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick what are his views on nonviolence/education/sushi/thanksgiving/Japan?!

That way we can all agree.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I should just not make cynical jokes that CalBear takes seriously.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I was among the first to note the horrible literalism disease that permeates the board.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more words

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

"We offered Willie Bloomquist 2 years and 4.8 million dollars"

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't see this!!!

Firewall

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

IT IS A PICTURE OF A NAKED WOMAN

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

SMELLING IVAN OCHOA

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If we forward this image to opposing teams, I’m pretty sure they will surrender.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They would have to. The power of Buster would compel them.

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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you are trying to steal a base? Let me go back to the seats in order to make it easier for you. Whoops I threw you out anyway.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Buster Posey

So injured, can’t even figure out where the field is.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit I think I might be gay

somebody convince me otherwise NAO.

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

WAITRESS

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If every guy turned gay, I’d have no one to pine for!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And my being-dumped rate would skyrocket.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, I miss baseball

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Winter. At least maybe there’s skiing/

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t ski :(

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why we have those 2010 dvd’s!

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

:D

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, need to finish this chapter of my senior thesis by the end of this week...

Should I get drunk and try to write it, or should I be boring and write sober?

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

My best thesis was written after tearing up the thing I’d been slaving over for weeks and writing it all in 1 draft beginning hours before deadline.

It was a glorious piece of crap that won me $300 in a prize.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually feel like I do my best writing at about 4am, so maybe there’s something to that.

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Me too. Well, after 1 AM at least.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s the silence or something, I just never concentrate as well during the day as I do at night.

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There are fewer things to be distracted by that late/early

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I do all my work around that time.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How in the world do people do their work before then? I feel like I hear about all of these people that get up early, but I’ve never actually met one. Do they really exist?

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that football is over and I don’t have to stay at school until seven, I decided I would be productive and start my lit homework at 1. I figured that even if I were to take five hours, I would be done by 6. I ended up starting at 2: an hour lost, no big deal, done by 7. It’s 6:15 now and I’ve been working for a significant part of the interim and I haven’t yet finished the first question; there are eight. I don’t think I can work without significant time pressure. This isn’t due until 10:50 tomorrow morning, so my internal clock isn’t in work mode yet.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

I would never get anything done without deadlines.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. They are employed though, so you might not run into them much.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

SICK BURN

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, I wish I had a job. But what happens when McDonald’s and Safeway turn you down as unqualified?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so I can’t work a register and I hate serving people. So do most people at McDonalds and Safeway!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You can have my DQ job.

Then you’ll be scheduled for one day a week, then get canceled because it’s raining…wash, rinse, repeat.

/headdesk

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

just holding out until my property gets sold
and then … well, i’ll think of something.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Move to the UP of Michigan, your writing career takes off, make appearances on talk shows, become angry darling of literati.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s this thing called the Iowa Writer’s Workshop, or there used to be … I dunno. I’ll need to move somewhere in America where the cost of living can make $100,000 last more than a few years.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My lab!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

inside your lab? I’ve read about this scenario.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to what? On top of my lab?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/writing fanfic furiously

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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That leaves you with a wide swath of this country from which to choose. Join us in Real America.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d love to, but it’s scary for me not to be near the sea.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a lake will do. Or a mountain stream.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Areas around the Great Lakes are cheapish

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We have some lakes, and boy are they great!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Mishawaka, Indiana!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The Carolinas are near the ocean and relatively cheap. As are vast portions of Florida.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nonsense. The Alabama Gulf Coast and its pristine white sands beckon to you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How much will I end up spending on air conditioning?

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re me? Three dollars a year. If you’re everyone else? Prolly triple digits in the summer months.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

;_;

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand. Enjoy your Mediterranean climate. I’ll come visit.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I did have this thing about North Carolina … Florida is too hot.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s this? Why, Josh Hamilton is from North Carolina! Fancy that!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

North Carolina is hot, too, isn’t it?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s more variability.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It is hot in the summer and blizzardy in the winter. My parents fled to the Bay Area for this reason.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I pay for in San Francisco. My ideal climate and a bus ride to AT&T Park.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t think of any other place where it’s cold all year but never freezing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Most coastal cities?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, because when I think of Corpus Christi, New Orleans, Tampa or Miami, I think “cold but not freezing.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I SAID MOST

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Which may have been an overstatement.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

When I think of Corpus Christi, I think of Caroline Decker.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend in Corpus. He kept inviting me to go. I kept thinking, “All we’ll do is talk about your drug habit and the girls you’ve cheated on your fiancee with.”

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The closest I want to come to Real America is the Washington D.C. area. Maybe North Cackalacky.

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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Should definitely not come to Seattle then. Stupid place.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

DQ like Dairy Queen?

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a fun time..

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Dairy Queens were awesome when I was growing up. Banana splits! Chocolate/peanut butter parfaits! Oh, and you could get burgers, too. Little kids running around with sugar spikes probably didn’t make it too fun a place to work, though.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly don’t mind the work.

It’s not exactly glorious, but it’s alright. Soccer kids are annoying though. But if I could get hours there, I’d stay. As it is, it’s not making much of a dent in tuition payments.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

book stores and toy stores often hire for the Christmas season.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s a book store?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooo!

It might be a good time to call Half Price Books for the 3984793th time asking if they’re hiring…

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Go get e seasonal helper job at UPS. Then you will wish you were unemployed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I nearly did that! Then I realized Oh God. I’ll either get fired or quit.

I’m just not cut out to succeed. I’m one of those people the Tea Party wants to just die.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you haven't been very nice to us either.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

;_;

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

/bowling ball

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

A large majority of new hires quit. It’s expected.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Huh.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, when I used to work at the toy store we’d hire 5-7 people for the holidays. The regulars would take bets on how many of them would make it through to January. Usually only 1 per season was hired on for permanent.

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s physically demanding and the pay isn’t that impressive to start. Also, people are pussies. It might be different for the seasonal helpers, but I kind of doubt it…
I resigned years ago as part of a workman’s comp settlement, so it may be different nowadays.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say that heavy employee turnover is part of the business model of a number of industries.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. I should probably actually try this.

For some reason I can’t understand, 3- hours a week at DQ IS NOT GETTING ME ANYWHERE.

Sorry. Bitter.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Run for political office?

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Psssh, whatever, I want to go to grad school. All the grad students and professors I know keep those hours anyway, so who cares!

by Monsanto on Nov 15, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. That’s the kind of comment that would have gotten someone killed when I was on Morning Edition.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You are so attractive to me today.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Feisty!

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

small n angry n loves geology

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/smashes CalBear’s car windows

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE OC, BITCH

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And in this context, OC means Ordovician/Cambrian carbonate units.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking crinoids. capturing all the carbon.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/sues you and NPR

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah! Good luck with that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys, I just got Dance With Dragons

Soon I will be able to join your conversations with impunity!

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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

HER **** WAS THE WORLD

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Working late at the office!

probably Del Taco Tacos (3 for $1.09!)

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

I have a Del Taco right down the street. Nothing to write home about.

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by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But you can order tacos AND french fries at the same time!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been having back spasms all day, so no cooking for me – I’m at the mercy of whatever the fella brings home for me to eat after work.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d eat a muscle relaxer.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 15, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

A masseuse?

So would I.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If only – but since I have to tend my kids still, no muscle relaxers for me.

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

1600 comments. I thought something baseball related happened.

What a fool.

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by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

just me!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i sowwy v_v

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

800 comments were from you, I counted.

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by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can actually do that

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

MATT TRAENOR SIGNED

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

...MY BASEBALL ONE TIME.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT CRAIG COUNSEL?

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by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i always had an unholy crush on him.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Because his batting stance was so irresistible?

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by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

no, silly

small with a pointy nose.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey man

Johnson woulda been a good sign. It’s too bad he wanted to go DH and hurt himself.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How does he compare to Billy Beane?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just....

those names….linked and all intertwined-like with Sabean’s….

/shudders

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It sucks that the Giants ended with 2010 Huff…of course it came with 2011 Huff as well.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not interested in post-facto analysis

Johnson would’ve been the smarter sign, especially at the price he ended up going with.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Moot point, of course, since he had no desire to play here.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Season tickets

I was called yesterday about buying season tickets. Can I make signing good FAs a contingency?

by andy25 on Nov 15, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, hell. You know what I just realized? Today is the halfway point of my 26th year. I’m on the downslope to 27.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

AGING

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Just relax and enjoy the ride.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

old

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You're entering your peak baseball years.

Quick, get to a diamond!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If I would, I could. If for no other reason that the fact that you’d finally notice me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i assumed you were older.

“wise beyond your years” i suppose

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s El Person. It used to be Cookyman, but I think he had to join the IDF for a while.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, was he actually Israeli?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Or did he do the I’m-not-Israeli-but-I’m-Jewish-and-gonna-join-the-IDF-for-a-couple-years thing?

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he lived in Israel IIRC.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m pretty sure he’s Jewish.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he did the whole E-Ticket thing and left us :(

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought E Ticket posted a while ago under another name.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He would talk about baseball on an English-language website, so that’s a pretty good bet.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap. I had no idea.

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by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW ARE BABIES MADE

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by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure, but I assumed he was Israeli and don’t they have mandatory service?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he pop up a few months ago?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes he did!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

For Jews and Druze, I think.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If he is Israeli

Yes they do have mandatory military service. Even for women. But not, I don’t think, for Arabs.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Natalie Portman, who was born in Israel, almost had to serve but got out of it due to being a Hollywood movie star and all and having to finish up Star Wars.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather keep the will-they won't-they vibe going for a while longer

At least until sweeps.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair point. After all, we don’t want to get pulled from midseason schedule.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, the dark horse romance between me and jponry continues to build.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You're going to ruin this show.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That is going to be a hell of a subplot.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

controversial storyline

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

PTC and GLAAD issued scathing press releases.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not since Ted Kennedy in a Barney suit!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

did you see they cast Rattleshirt???

Still no Ramsay or Reeds.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not looking good for reeds.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a few theories that would introduce both them and Ramsay in S3 instead.

But i’m starting to think they’re all just cut which makes me sad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Roose may pull double duty as Ramsay

Osha’s probably replacing the Reeds. :(

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by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what they’ll do with Rickon. Maybe keep Luwin alive and send him off with him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds interesting.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

not a bad idea

Or they could promote another Winterfell minor character, I dunno.

(I typed “Winterfell NPC” originally. Christ I’m a nerd.)

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

I kind of hate the idea of Roose replacing Ramsay.

Some of my favorite things about Roose are his bizarre, resigned reactions to Ramsay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine they'll introduce Ramsay in a later season

He’s too HBO a character not to be added somehow. They might just refer to him offscreen for now, or show a guy in armor.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I read one theory that would extend Theon’s storyline out a little, keep him in the Iron Islands a bit longer and move some of his ACOK stuff to S3.

S3 ends with the B&R “murders” but done by Dagmer Cleftjaw instead of Ramsay. Then in S3, Ramsay shows up as “Reek”, blah blah, like 3 eps in he betrays Theon and all the regular shit goes down. Then B&R&whoever else escape.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Considering how slow a lot of Bran’s stuff is, that would add excitement to Winterfell. On the other hand, it might severely fuck with timelines re: Catelyn’s release of Jaime.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it would change a lot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’ve already fucked up Cat & Jaime in terms of being true to book-verse.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

they've moved a couple things around

But the door’s still open for Catelyn’s motivating factor to be the news about Bran & Rickon. Change that, and you change a lot.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i don’t get the decision to move that scene up to s1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe they’re really looking forward to the Brienne/Jaime bromance and they want to move it up, idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

character development for Jaime

I imagine they want to give him more to do and start planting the seeds of his face turn so the TV pacing works better. Also, keep Nikolaj on screen probably.
 
Also LOL “bromance.” Poor Brienne.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard they’re putting his escape attempt in the actual show instead of just telling us about it, so there’s a start.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh badass Jaime Lannister. I like.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Jaime will be pivotal in the book endgame. Of course GRRM could also off him.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

offscreen

start TWOW with a Brienne chapter going WELP THAT SUCKED, just to troll us

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s one person on westeros.org who is convinced jaime was killed offscreen and won’t be showing up again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG WESTEROS.ORG VS TUMBLR

THE DRAMA OVERFLOWETH

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Roose is so laconic and apathetic his evil is creepy on a whole different level.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to be 20 next year

That’s like…adult.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m only a minor for like 11½ more months. I don’t want to be an adult.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

18 is actually pretty cool. You can vote, which I’m sure will interest you. And you have more driving privileges. And can buy cigarettes, if you’re into that.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t drive at all, so that doesn’t really help.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you don’t need to get a stupid permit first when you’re 18. That will save you time and money.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why I’m not going to start driving before then.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Lottery tickets!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get my license until I was 19. There was no need because my best friend lived on my block so she drove us everywhere.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have anywhere to drive.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

School. Lottery tickets.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Real America.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

School is three minutes from my house on bike. I’m not sure driving would be faster.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get mine until I was 20. Single parent family, one car, mom needed it for work…. so yeah, there was nothing for me to drive anyways…

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by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

STILL DONT HAVE ONE
I RELY ON MUNI
lololol

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I had one

It got to be too much of a pain moving it to the other side of the street twice a week, so I got rid of it. I only drive like once or twice a month anyway, so Zipcar’s fine for that.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm about half a year away from 25 D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason will still love you.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 352 days away from being 25 :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm 7 months from 35

typing that made me feel old

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

my really tiny violin is playing for all of you

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously…
wah, wah, wah…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously…

I am 9855 days past being twenty five. You punks can just shut the hell up :-)

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 15, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

10 more years

then you can expect a large contract from sabez!

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh I just turned 35

I’m half way to 70 :(

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just turned 45 you jerks.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the depression like?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now it sucks.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WE SUFFERED MIGHTILY

As an aside, I have an uncle that actually did have as many as 3 jobs simultaneously during the depression, at least until he volunteered for WWII.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

GAYEST GENERATION (at least in my head)

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by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

/naked gunnery sgt

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OH DANNY OH DANNY

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Your tumblr is routinely amazing. My grandfather (big WWII buff) would retch.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why All Angels is going to have a hard road to hoe.

But I’m gonna go all Steve Jobs and BE TRUE TO MY INSTINCTS.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me say that I think it is an accurate picture of the era. What my grandfather grew up with was the idealized Ronnie Reagan version of the war, in which everyone — yes, every last one — was straight, and no hanky-panky took place. Except in South Pacific.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There was lots (kinda) of teh gay in the novel From Here to Eternity, but they cut most of it out in the movie.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a history professor at Santa Clara who claimed that disproportionate number of gays enlisted for WWII

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Nov 15, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Allan Berube?

You can follow up on my non-baseball OT thread http://t.co/sH8zHKbq

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

War

it’s better than 3 jobs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If you survive, you get the ultimate government handout, and all you need to do is repress the nightmares! /the 50s

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/hugs the both of you

No sweat.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

Halfway to senescence!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i've decided the best way to make any salad good

some kind of cheese (blue, goat, etc)
some kind of fruit (pear, dried cranberry, etc)
some kind of nut (almonds, pecans, etc)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

kind of agree

nuts are hard to stab with a fork when in a salad.

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i had no trouble with the sweet/spicy pecans tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont know

i just dont care for nuts mixed in things. like brownies? messes up the whole thing.

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo

Walnuts in Brownies add texture without sacrificing taste! It’s win win!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ick

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

agghhh

ruins the texture. i let my aunt make the cranberry sauce last year and she put pine nuts in it. i almost cried because cran sauce is my favorite.

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

disagree

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/picks walnut shards out of teeth

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw you guys. I'm putting in an extra cup just to spite you.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be the only one touching them,buddy.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SCREW U WALNUT SQUARES ARE DA BOM

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Walnuts are really good. I also used to pester my mom for a few when she was cooking with them.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't care for them in brownies

but in salads YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

tonight's salad

one of those mixed green things, with crumbled blue cheese, pear and trader joe’s sweet and spicy pecans and olive oil/balsamic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh im sure it was good.

id just rather eat that yummy salad then eat the pecans late with a beer.

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup – that’s pretty much all you need.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like nuts.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I mostly agree with this

But nuts in salad are generally good in my experience. Please keep them away from my chocolate-chip cookies and brownies, though.

by taliesin on Nov 15, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And for the love of Zeus…NOT IN THE ICE CREAM!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. I’d love rocky road without the nuts.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuts in ice cream are so evil. Totally ruins the whole frozen-creamy mouth feel.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

its the worst when you dont expect them

mmmm chewey chewey chewey, BAM! NUT! IN YOUR MOUTH. lolz

by BustyPoser on Nov 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooo many jokes.

Must restrain self.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about it. First time that happened, I panicked.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

File that under “Things about Jim I didn’t think about before right now”.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sort of risky doing it with complete strangers.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh c’mon!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s right, though. That can be dangerous.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re still talking about the walnuts right?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhh…no.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Strange walnuts are dangerous.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/spits soft drink

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the same reason

why I dislike Raisin Bran

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by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Raisin Bran, but I think it’s because I’m old and bland things excite me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oatmeal baby

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Dad’s an oatmeal guy. I never liked it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the raisins have a little bit of sugar on them!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW!!!!!!!!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a serious moment of mental disconnect as I saw nobody mentioning a weather balloon anywhere near here.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The new ads are so bad.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cauliflower!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Raisin Bran is pretty good.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially after it has soaked in the milk for a little while.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I never eat my cereal with milk, so I can’t speak to that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I politely disagree. It gets all mushy. It’s a race against time for me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IS BRODIE BRAZIL DOING ON NETWORK NEWS

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Wha?

Is he wearing a tie clip?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s doing sports on the local NBC station. I guess since Raj is now the Anchor.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he talking about the Sharks? He seems to generally find a way to bring them up.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Strangely enough, no. He did do the Timmy story though. And a nice shot of Willie Mays visiting the Giants prospects today.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Seriously, anyone in Seattle hiring?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

Have you spoken with the

Godfather aka Jeff Sullivan?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

why Seattle?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

wait weren't you in the bay area?!?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Modern transportation is amazing.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a long walk to the Wall.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And all the ships would rather go to the Free Cities.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, my family's in SF

So I visit pretty regularly and the last one coincided with the meetup.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not know that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a surprising number of Seattle-based McCoven.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

People should come up here in June for the interleague series

We need to orange up a major section of Safeco. Tickets are cheap! (Because the Mariners are bad!)

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too! Ceora and I can stalk Timmy.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Jeff Sullivan be there?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

SO IN

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG, can you imagine?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d die, I’d just die!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m planning on being in Seattle when the Giants are

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve talked about it, but it’ll depend on the $$$ situation.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here, but I think I could pull it off.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Exciting! I’ve never been to Oregon!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

good one, tlr2

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by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have fleeting moments.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Everyone come to Seattle!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Where else can you see… an ocean wave, a fish fly, a mountain peak, and the world’s largest needle?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You can drive us to Mount Rainier and we can go fake-hiking along the paved mountain trails!

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, I wanna go right now.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I might try and schedule a pregame thing at the bar where Chulk, Lecherus, Murray and I watched the playoffs. It’s a cool place to drink, and also -

“Here’s the dent in the wall from when Rick Ankiel homered. And here’s where I projectile vomited after some asshole snuck tequila into the celebration rounds.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yay local color

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How likely would I be to get kicked out if I wasn’t ordering anything alcoholic…?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Same. Though I can choke down an alcoholic beverage if I think it will make me more popular.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was referring to me being underage.

But also, alcohol is yucky.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh right, not everyone is 21 and a drunk

They absolutely don’t kick out non-drinkers. I forget what their policy is on under 21 – they share space with Po Dog so it’s kinda pub-ish. I’ll find out.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

As said above...

Worried about the underage bit. Shoulda phrased that better.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I usually didn't get carded

But obviously we don’t wanna hold a meetup where there’s a chance people won’t be able to get in. I’ll look into it.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I am comfortable with excluding the young.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the weather like in June?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

unpredictable

either pretty rainy or pretty sunny. Seattle’s been fucking weird lately.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel uneasy about setting foot in Seattle again

I had vowed once to never ever go to Seattle again. It’s where my ex betrayed me.

But I think I’m over it now.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

man, one of my buddies had basically the EXACT SAME HANGUP

That’s weird. You can do what he did, and come up and drink until you don’t give a fuck.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah it's all cool now. Happily married and never looked back

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Last June sucked. So did most of July. There were like 2 whole days of summer. Who knows what’ll happen next.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

bad

Summer ought to be completely dry.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I would really, really like to go. Hard for me to plan that far ahead right now, though.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear that

I’ll fanpost about it in, like, February or March. Since it’s a set date (June 15-17) it’ll be a little easier to schedule than the regular McC meetups in SF.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be there if I’m not in D.C. by then :(

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s all a little up in the air at the moment because I don’t have a job.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 15, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are they should hire me first.

Actually, you can have Seattle, I’ll take the Eastside.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaat?

/jealous

Where do you get office experience anyways? Everything I’ve run into is either “Experience Needed!” or work study, which I can’t do because the parents don’t want to fill out the FAFSA.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Accounting/finance stuff, anything that's primarily 10-key typing

Places uses a lot of temp-to-hire or part-time positions that are good for college students. That’s how I got my job (and it wasn’t always totally shitty.)

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously…where do I start looking? Craig’s List?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

Also check out Volt’s temp-to-hire services.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What about tutoring jobs?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Good idea but tough

A friend of mine did tutoring for a while, and while the supplemental income was nice, he had some difficult students and the scheduling could be nasty. But then, he was working around a 40 hour-a-week job instead of, I presume, a more forgiving class schedule.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s always stuff on Craigslist here for SES tutors [supplemental educational services (free tutoring via No Child Left Behind Act)]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Brb...

Searching.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A couple years ago I did SAT test prep for a start up company that was 100% online. Basically, I went into a chat room and helped the students with the questions that popped up, and got paid $35 an hour to do it. No set times, no minimums, no max hours a week, etc.

It was nice.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

I’ve heard of the online tutoring thing, and it seems like it’d be awesome. But I’m not really sure what companies/sites are decent.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve at times thought about doing something like this. What was the chat room software like? Was the interactivity say, as good as SBN?

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

www.grockit.com

It was pretty cool. The people who ran it were very serious about continuing to improve it for the students, and its a great and cost effective way to do some extra studying. I’d assume they changed their pricing structure since I used it, and I know they dont pay the tutors as much as they used to.. I sorta lucked into it right when they were starting up.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How colorful. (I checked out the screenshots.)

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Think something like this might be legit? http://www.tutor.com/apply

I checked out your link too, but it looks like they want more experience than I actually have. That’s always the problem with the good places.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve poked around a little but I haven’t had much luck. For one, most of them are want volunteers. Maybe I’m just not looking in the right places.

Part of it is scheduling. Between commuting to/from Woodinville and not having a car…

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeeeahhhh

I bus up to Bothell from downtown Seattle every Thursday to play D&D, and it’s a bitch of a haul. Woodinville must be even worse.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Is said D&D gaming for money?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Nov 15, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I only accept the coin of the Seven Kingdoms

None of that funny Highgarden money.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can catch the 311 over the bridge life is beautiful, except it only runs during commuting hours. Going around the lake takes bloody forever.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So I was doing some reading rosterbating and stumbled upon an interesting tidbit on what Sabean should and should not do this offseason. One of the should not’s was “Cling to 2010”. Cling? Who’s clinging? F you tidbit

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

We’ll always have 2010!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

/clinging

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes it just dries onto a hair.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Be wary of the source but interesting
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
According to a source close to Jose Reyes camp..they presently have only 2 legit offers..presumably the Marlins & Mets..but it’s only Nov 15

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Guillen, Reyes, and Hanley so happy togetherrrrrrrr

for like a couple weeks

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Nov 15, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If it's the reported 5/90 range

No reason for the Giants not to be involved, other than sheer cheapness.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol.

Get over it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 15, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 15, 2011 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

can he strike out left-handers?

I bet they could find the money if he learned an okay slider.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference between Reyes and Bloomquist is $85 million!!!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how I imagine GP right now

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

BOWLING BALL

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i missed this meme.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Earlier today, we were talking about inanimate objects that reminds us of exes or something. So I said, “I can’t look at my bowling ball without thinking of GiantPain,” because it was such a mundane object to which one could attach emotional significance.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/faints

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 15, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 15, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

very Pilkington-esque

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 15, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Nov 15, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Is the head:
1. Cookie
2. Seemless baseball
3. Moon
4. Orange

???
That is my only question

by Myemail21479 on Nov 16, 2011 5:53 AM PST up reply actions  

DOWNLOAD FOR A WHOLE DAY BURN TO DVD ONLY TO FIND OUT IT IS PAL

FUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

ugh I hate that. Also hated region coding.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You can convert no?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 15, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just made aware that Saul from Homeland

Was Inigo Montoya in the Princess Pride.

So random.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

he was also on Criminal Minds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He was main reason I watched that show.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and Chicago Hope

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and the original Che in Evita

Mandy Patinkin is kind of a big deal in some circles.

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. He’s more than just a “That Guy”.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I now ship Claire Danes and Damien Lewis’ characters? So fucked up but so much chemistry.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 15, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't let Keppinger go...

If Sanchez isn’t a sure thing to return, he was an adequate second option. And if Keppinger is expendable, maybe he can be traded for a low level minor leaguer rather than given up. Apparently, he was valuable enough to be a Type A player this season (!). Why give up on that type of player for nothing?

The Twins, White Sox, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Royals, Orioles, Indians and Mets all have second base issues at first glance. They can get a Type A player without giving up a draft pick or worrying about a contract bidding war. Sabes doesn’t have to get a lot for Keppinger, but get SOMETHING…

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by BruteSentiment on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

i'd rather fontenot than kepp

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Fontenot’s a better defender than Kepp, and can actually take a walk and hit for a little power. Kepp’s just Freddy Sanchez lite with shitty defense and better health.

It would be nice to have the right-handed bat, but I’d really like to see the roster spot go to some other type of utility guy.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

brute does make a good point about him being valuable in trade though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

there's that

Suffice to say, I wouldn’t hate Keppinger’s presence on the roster. I’d just hate all the other things that led to there being a roster spot for a marginal piece like Keppinger with so many other roster holes.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea

But I read that 2b market is barren after this first wave of backup and back-end middle infielder signings.

I agree with Fontenot is more favored by me as a backup, and he figures to be a mil or so cheaper.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 16, 2011 5:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not for this season

It would begin next season.

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by BruteSentiment on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

it might, however, be even find Fontenot in whatever dog house Bochy put him in and then threw away the key

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus it would be hard to dig Keppinger out his spot between 2nd and 1st

Those roots must pretty deep by now

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by DFARowand on Nov 15, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But Keppinger's bat is unstoppable!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence, not immovable.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nicely done

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s his feet that are immovable.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 16, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaargh.

I am getting absolutely no where with this history thing. Bleh.

/whinewhinewhine

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve finished one of eight questions!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s going to be a late night.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you checked with Victor?

I hear history is written by him

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Viktor close enough?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So Rowling is now claiming that the snake Harry set free in the first movie/book was Nagini.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

no that's not true

someone made it up and everyone on tumblr reblogged it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it is.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was afraid this day might come but because Big Ben is on a bye, I might have to start Alex Smith on my Pokemon team

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

at least he's playing arizona

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex is actually good this year

I will eat crow on this, since I was hating on him preseason.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 15, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Smith- I don’t think his previous suckage is all his fault- but I have no confidence in him as a Pokemonz figure.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 15, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

First post in over a year, but...

Does anybody realize Dave Fleming is announcing the Cal basketball game on ESPN2?

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Nov 15, 2011 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

Dave Fleming here for SLINGBOX

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 15, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What's on TAPP?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is his second game on ESPN2 today.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 15, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

2035 comments!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

It’s always 109 to me.

by wcw on Nov 15, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Another note for the Seattle crowd...

Anyone ski?

Someone mentioned it up above (unrelated to Seattle)…thought I’d ask.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

I'm not really from Seattle

But it’s as close as I get to being part of a crowd, I suppose. I used to ski pretty regularly, back when I could easily work at a resort and do it for free. Once they started asking me to pay I started going a lot less.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 15, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

no

but I am looking for some seriously good mexican food in Seattle

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Talk to Timmy?

Tell me if you find some, I haven’t yet.

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by Ceora on Nov 15, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I've actually been to Timmy's favorite place a couple times

Cocina del Puerco, on 103rd & Main in Bellevue. It’s good cheap diner-style Mexican food. Great carnitas.

Rancho Bravo on Capitol Hill has a great reputation. I usually go to La Cocina up on the hill, but that’s mostly just for the cheap enormous margaritas; their Mexican food is meh→pretty good, with the only real standouts being any kind of steak dish.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 15, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Kingfish Cafe. That’s the restaurant I remember most vividly. I also liked Ivar’s — the original salmon house, right on the shore of whichever of Seattle’s 802,156 lakes it was.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But obviously neither of these are Mexican cuisine. Disregard.

by non sequitur on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

my niece, the foodie, is coming up with these:

Senor Moose
El Mestizo
La Casa Azul
Mojito
La Cocina del Puerco (Bellevue)

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

http://t.co/sH8zHKbq

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Nov 15, 2011 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

this is where everyone should go now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 15, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

That Ragamuffin bitch is on the Family Channel.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

hmmmm, wrong Ragamuffin bitch tho

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 15, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Creaky vets who make sense

LMAO!!

Seriously, that’s comic strip material…
Would be funny if we had a Weekly Giants Comic Strip poking fun at our team… hah

by bernardking on Nov 16, 2011 9:35 AM PST reply actions  

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