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From Sullivan: a sortable table with free agents by position, team, contract, and more. I had ideas -- political beliefs, hot or not, been on a team with Tomko, etc ... -- but he was like "no it would be too pointless and unwieldy and that's stupid." So instead of something really special, you just get a useful, functional, pretty cool free-agent tracker. Enjoy.

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WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

Something useful from Sullivan other than a funny gif

/head explodes

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 10, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

I wonder how long Javier Lopez holds that #1 position.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like free agent money is expected to explode this off season.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 10, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sullivan: So productive. So dreamy.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 7:38 AM PST reply actions  

So plaid

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So livan

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Nov 10, 2011 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So argyle

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I had ideas — political beliefs, hot or not, been on a team with Tomko, etc…

A not-so-subtle jab at the people that pay your salary, Brisbee.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 7:39 AM PST reply actions  

Oh my…gleaned from a CNN article:

“Success with Honor.” So proclaims the motto of Penn State University’s athletics program.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 10, 2011 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

Aaron Rowand just struck out looking at this pitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dsB717k2hNk#t=28s

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

The greatest Ham Fighter.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

God he has a shit ton of pitches

change up, split, slider breaking in, slider breaking away, curveball, 4 seam and 2 seam fastballs.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you think he Fights all that Ham?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

“You fought in the Ham wars?”
“Yes. I was a Ham Fighter, the same as your father.”

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t throw a sinker?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Pedro: Ah, Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball.
Eddie: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 10, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite movies!

Eddie: Hey bartender, looks like JoBu needs a refill!
/gets hit by flying baseball bat

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes! it’s 8:00 p00p, the park will be overflowing with hopped up 8 year olds on a fieldtrip… ugh. Oh well.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 10, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

p00p?

I’d rather not talk about what the cat did on the stairs.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I could have sworn I just saw Jonathan Sanchez checking the criminal calendars. Giants hat and everything. (oh, wait.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

Why didn’t you think of this idea Grant?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

The New Horizons probe to Pluto was taken out of hibernation mode on November 5th

It is currently a little more than 22 astronomical units (the average distance from the Earth to the Sun) away from Earth. The wake up is mainly for trajectory maintenance and systems checkout. However, a new and interesting scenario was recently raised. With the recent discovery of a new moon (currently called P4 but it will get a proper name soon enough), the engineering team had to take a look at the spacecraft’s path by Pluto and make sure that they weren’t going to crash into anything they didn’t account for when the spacecraft was launched in 2006 such as P4.

Hew Horizons recently passed the orbit of Uranus (LOL) but still has about 4 years until it reaches Pluto.

Also, I caught my first “IT” reference in 11-22-63. I knew King couldn’t resist throwing something like that in there. So far, I am enjoying the book quite a bit.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

This is really exciting. I remember thinking the journey from Earth to Pluto would take a long time, but now we’re five years in and I think the time, in a way, has flown by. A lot’s happened here on Earth in the half-decade since New Horizons left.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Flown by for us, maybe, but I bet New Horizons is out there saying to itself “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 10, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet it’s champing at the bit to start exploring.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Flying Rhinos!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/11/pictures/111109-rhino-airlifted-safety-helicopter-animals/#/rhino-air-lifted-helicopter-aerial_43387_600x450.jpg

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 8:12 AM PST reply actions  

BENGIE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see any whales in that photo.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm….not as much buying that story but the army developing the latest in Flying Rhino technology

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 10, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re weaponizing rhinos?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 10, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Already weaponized...

JUST LOOK AT THE HORNZ !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 10, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Skyrim looks awesome.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:17 AM PST reply actions  

ONE MORE DAY!!!!!!!!!

i’m stocking up on Hot Pockets, beer, and weed today. see you in 4 months. lmao!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

While I’m not a gamer, I’m rec’ing this as if I was.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i am a gamer

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I was watching the Kasavin live stream as he plays it for the first time. I went from “I’ll wait a year or so. Pick of the GOTY edition with the PC mods and updates to go with it. Good to go.” to “Wow. Woooooooooow. I’m probably getting this real soon.”

by chilibean_3 on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Now is the winter of our Berkmantent

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I just looked out the window and I don’t see a single Berkman.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s out there. Attached to a low coming off the Pacific. You’ll see him tomorrow.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Jim probably sees him already. We’re on the east side of town.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Perfect. Crappiest work day of the year and it will be Berkman’d.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wife needs to ride her motorcycle up to grass valley tomorrow. It’s looking like she’s gonna hit Berkman all across the valley.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

JT!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay! Buster!

Hopefully this good weather continues through the weekend. I have to drive there and back to Rapid City on Sunday.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The Weather Service office in Rapid City calls for mostly sunny skies on Sunday, with highs near 45 and overnight lows around 29.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Whew

Thanks!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Stay away from me, JT.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Poor JT.

Good player, one of my favorites from that era. Now he’s a bad guy on a weather forecast.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s not projected to go that far south.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, just too close for comfort.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

We got Ceej today, and you think I’d be happy. But since he represents below-average temperatures, I’m a little bummed out.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Much like his below average pitching skills

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be mean to C.J.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He seems to have been placed directly over you.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

His icon is over Nashville, but his effects can be felt throughout our fair land.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Cute Buster is cute

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

He sure is. I’m thinking about updating C.J., though. I’ll spend lunch evaluating new pictures.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

CJ is adorable!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

There is virtually no such thing as a bad picture of the man. But I want to see if there’s maybe a better one I could use for the weather updates.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

If this becomes a regular thing (and I think it should)

I’m going to start lobbying you for someone from my list of approved hobbies. It won’t do any good, I’m just saying that’s what I’m gonna do.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I just checked the archive, and I started doing California-only weather maps on October 3. The national map debuted on October 12, and has been semi-regular since. All told, I’ve produced fourteen of the maps (though it seems like many more). I like doing it, and no one’s really complained about them. So I believe I’ll stick to it at least through the offseason. It’s almost a successor to the Porch, whose loss I still lament.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My sister-in-law’s porch is literally sliding off the front of their house, but because of multiple evictions and a lifetime of financial irresponsibility they are having trouble finding a new place (with an attached porch, presumably).

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s why we don’t do the Porch anymore! It’s not up to code!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the porch still lives on as an informal thing. I look forward to your weather maps and/or hearing about what is interesting you in the morning. It is a good way to start the day. In fact, I have borrowed quite a bit from you in my good morning/science posts.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s nice to hear, because I really enjoyed format of the Porch. It was early risers and East Coasters chatting about not much. A little weather, what’s new in our lives, musings and such. It was a great way to start the morning.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

“Musings” is an underused word.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly I haven’t been reading comments here as regularly as I should, because yesterday’s was the first one I saw. I’ll have to go back and look for the other one’s you did.

Now about Curtis Granderson ….

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of weather do you think Mr. Granderson represents?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Personally I think he’s a 80+ warm front with a high chance of humidity.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You disagree?

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he looks okay. But any such judgment from anyone is by its nature subjective. My hm-ing was more meteorological in nature. A warm front is a relative term, so there’s no absolute degree level for the airmass behind it. The humidity I can work with, but in some places it’s semipermanent, so Grandy would never move. I’m trying to think what I can do with him.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Yes, it’s totally subjective. Honestly, you can use anyone from my list and I’ll be your biggest cheerleader. The Grandy Man is just this thing I’ve had for about the last 3 and a half years.

2. You know way more about weather than me so use your best judgment.

3. I trust your judgment. :)

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you need to add a Sabean for windy conditions. There’s an awful lot of hot air coming from that direction.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Nov 10, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He thinks the rear is warm as well.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

/nods vigorously

Hate to see him leave but love to watch him walk away …

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to them every day

They are, in some ways, the offseason equivalent of WIN NOW images.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yup

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I know more about the national weather because of these things.

Man, the weather just took a turn for the pleasant, and then that goddamn Berkman comes along and ruins everything.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You still have today. Live it. Live it for all of us who can’t.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This is where Sullivan separates himself from the competition

most notably, Grant, who probably is still using a RAZR phone.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

WHAT’S WRONG WITH A RAZR phone????

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello—is this the dog?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I realize some of you already knew this

but there are a lot of crappy veteran shortstops and outfielders on the free agent market. It’s like someone set up a minefield especially for Brian Sabean.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 10, 2011 8:30 AM PST reply actions  

Good thing we’ll only be saddled with one bad veteran SS. Oh, wait, we had 2 last year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is going to play crappy veteran shortstops at every infield position. It fits perfectly with his all-CF outfield plans.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring back Renteria!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like Sabean’s on a diet and he just walked into a doughnut shop

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Henry Blanco was a good signing for the Dback

$1.2 million is pretty decent for a .250/.330/.540 catcher

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Henry Blanco is not a .250/.330/.540 catcher

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Last year he was...

SSS (144 PAs)

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So he's not.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Born in 71

40 year old catcher, even if he played 80 games last year, his numbers would drop like a rock. Good for him for getting that price.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

and good defensively.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No he isn't.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Well you could imagine what it would be like if he did right?
/obscure Chris Farley reference

by VizquelQuest on Nov 10, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

he has a career 65 wRC+

And has less than 700 PAs in the past five seasons.

Seems like a perfectly cromulent backup catcher, but about as worth getting excited over as 2% milk.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

1% or nonfat please.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

BOO!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean...
BMOO!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That was udderly predictable.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I predict this pun will me Melked dry.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't have a beef with that happening

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

This kind of thing really chaps my hide.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d really like to steer this conversation in another direction.

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by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Bull!

You know you love it

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to chuck this whole thread out of the window.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s time to drive a stake through its heart.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

To reach its' heart...

…you’ll need to make it though the rib…eye don’t think you can

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done folks; to get that many puns is quite rare.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This thread is full of tripe.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Gyu-don know the half of it

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll probably do it all again tomarrow.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s gone whey too far.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Cow-pie > cow-cake

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by iammclovin on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

NEW YORK CITY????!!!!

Not a pun but I could not resist.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of amazed that this has somehow survived this long and is currently a maymay.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Interrupting cow.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

that's just milk flavored water

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Milk. Yuck.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This may be the one thing we agree on.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I like 2 percent milk!

That looks really sad when I read it back in print.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer whole milk. It galls me that our three-year-old — probably to vex me — likes 2%.

In other news, I like dairy fat.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m with TL2 here. #Team2Percent

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by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

1/2 & 1/2 or nothing!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I love half and half. My idea of a morning coffee is a cup 2/3rds full of Americano and 1/3 half and half.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped creaming my coffee months ago and haven’t looked back.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

uh. heh.

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by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I was good all summer with iced americanos. Now that it is turning cold and I’m back to hot drinks it is much harder to resist the siren song of yummy half and half.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The correct ratio is 3/4 to 1/4, but you’re on the right track.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Our Americanos might be stronger than yours.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Heavy cream or GTFO

Organic, if possible. The more grass the cows get to eat, the more flavor the cream has. Strauss is particularly delicious.

by sforza on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Half & Half for coffee. Almond milk for cereal. When I was preggo, I LOVED non-fat milk.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Whole, raw milk from pastured cows. That’s what milk is.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It does taste a little funny if it’s still warm, though.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had goat’s milk still warm from the teat (it was very goaty!), but I have to admit I buy my milk in a refrigerated state.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I know a guy who works for his family’s milk distribution company. He tells me that there is an entire underground culture in regards to milk. Apparently it is illegal to sell milk that hasn’t been processed and those in this underground love the stuff.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Unpasteurized milk is legal in California

I believe they have it at Rainbow. Raw milk cheese is common at any moderately fancy cheese monger’s.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this supposed to be a troll?

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by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, the baseball america list, which links off the Sullivan list, has some great baseball (?) names. Hope we sign people like:
Che Abad
Bear Bay
Austin Bibens-Dirkx

notice I am still on first page

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by foothillsfan on Nov 10, 2011 8:40 AM PST reply actions  

BucsInsider Pittsburgh Pirates

#Pirates sign free agent catcher Rod Barajas for 2012 season with a club option for 2013.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

UPDATE THE FREE AGENT TRACKER, SULLIVAN

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

oh good

He’ll murder the Giants less for a year or two.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 10, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I got your back.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

I got your front.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I grabbed your butt

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by 49er16 on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like we’re covered.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, shit I forgot to watch Top Chef!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

So I missed this yesterday
The Giants offered Bloomquist a two-year deal worth more than $3.8MM before he re-signed in Arizona, according to Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic (on Twitter). San Francisco’s offer was worth $4.6MM over two years, according to Yahoo’s Tim Brown. The D’Backs remain interested in Aaron Hill.

I don’t even…..

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by kb2011sfg on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

I still think it’s BS…Bloomquist did not give up $800K to go to Arizona.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He might have if the offer here was contingent on his playing a platoon SS.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s $800K…Miguel Tejada and Cabrera started over Crawford. I think Bloomquist would not be platooning.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Borky.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

.....

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Carmen San Diego has really let herself go.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Alec Baldwin played him.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that I’ve slept on it, it still makes absolutely no sense

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

AZ vs California

AZ- cheaper cost of living, cheaper taxes
Probably owns a house already in AZ

The price of moving plus taxes and cost of living shift… was probably net cost even for him, or at least several 100K lower than 800k.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

True

The difference in tax rates would cut the relative value of SF’s offer by maybe $250K or so. Keep in mind, though, that Bloomquist will still have to pay California taxes for the 24 or so games he plays here, which narrows the gap a bit.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Fascinating

I wonder how much CA loses in tax revenue when the Rams left the state?

Still, look up a 4 BR house in Scottsdale and compare to Burlingame (sp?) or anywhere on the peninsula. I wouldn’t put anywhere at hour commute or over a bridge as comparable, but if he wanted an hour commute in AZ, he could go lower than Scottsdale. I would say there is 100’s of K rift in metro area value.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 10, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose

But that just can’t be a big factor. He could keep his house in AZ and rent a really nice apartment right by the ballpark for $60k per year. That’s a drop in the bucket for a guy making $2M per year.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Barmes?

oh I missed so much yesterday

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by kb2011sfg on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It is BS

Brian Sabean.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Some good minor good news
Connolly gets the sense that Michael Cuddyer is near the top of the Orioles’ wish list, but the Phillies seem to be a more likely destination for the free agent outfielder.
Jon Heyman of SI.com expects Posada to sign with the Orioles or Marlins if he continues playing in 2012 (Twitter link). Posada knows he won’t return to the Yankees.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/11/orioles-notes-wilson-cuddyer-posada.html

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

I think the Phillies will be your designated Team That Is Rumored To Be Interested in Everyone this year. Despite the fact they have no money

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the Marlins.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Seconded

I heard Reyes and Beltran are in their sights.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Thirded

Reported that Zambrano and his “good pal” Ozzie are having conversations this morning.

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by nvsfg on Nov 10, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Can Posada not catch at all any more?

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Essentially

He played 2/3 of a game last year at C.

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what the link says

Heyman says he expects to go to O’s or Marlins. FWIW.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Regarding C

The marlins signed a catcher to a multi year contract last year (Buck?) Who is, admittedly, no great shakes, but OTOH Jorge is 40. Really, I’m not sure how he makes sense for anyone.

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This is sad, if Pos was properly transcribed

http://deadspin.com/5858278/

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

He wrote a great piece about he is not really objective

http://joeposnanski.si.com/2011/11/06/darkness/

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a brilliant piece. Thanks for the link.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

There's just too much emotion right now

Give it a year, and look back before passing judgement. Right now it seems like everybody wants blood and just wants to see everything as strictly black and white. Believe me I’m not a Joe Pa apologist by any stretch of imagination, but right now it just seems like if you raise ANY kind of voice other than the group think of DIE DIE DIE JOE PATERNO WORST HUMAN EVER DIE DIE DIE you are chastised and buried on twitter, and I kinda have a problem with that mentality.

Give it some time, let more news come to light, let all the evidence come out, then make a judgement.

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Read the indictment, then get back to us.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I only made it through page 6—the account of victim 1.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Pages 7-12 cover the actions (or lack thereof) of Paterno, Curley, and Schultz. Those can be read to get some insight into the question of the institution’s culpability.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

OK—I’ll go back to it. Reading as far as I did made me feel dead inside.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

But yeah, the 6 pages before those and 11 afterwards are extremely unpleasant.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t get past the graduate assistant who actually saw it happening and walked away.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

When a guy kicked our house door in, I stayed behind a loocked apartment door and called 911.

Doesn’t forgive the guy for not immediately calling the authorities, but life is not an action film.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

…and called his father.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think this whole thing is suspicious. They are no talking about the 98 falling between Joe Pa and pervert and are saying that that falling out may have to do with his behavior.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it might have been more like freaked out and stumbled away in disbelief and confusion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying, but if there’s anything on earth that is black & white, it’s ass-raping children.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

In this line

I get what the reports are saying now about how he maybe didn’t really understand what McQuery was telling him, but I think the greater truth is that he just didn’t want to know. Willful ignorance is never a defense, particularly to deeds like these. I think the true test is whether he would have called the cops if it’d been his kids/grad kids. He absolutely would’ve.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is not even willful ignorance
Joseph V. Paterno testified to receiving the graduate assistant’s report at his home on a Saturday morning. Paterno testified that the graduate assistant was very upset. Paterno called Tim Curley (“Curley”), Penn State Athletic Director and Paterno’s immediate superior, to his home the very next day, a Sunday, and reported to him that the graduate assistant had seen Jerry Sandusky in the Lasch Building showers fondling or doing something of a sexual nature to a young boy.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Well if you read the statements coming out now the words Paterno himself used to describe what he was told are along the lines of “horsing around in the shower.” Now obviously, the average man would still be rightfully outraged by hearing that, but I think that falls into that category of “hearing what you want to hear.”

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m unclear as to how the graduate student could have possibly described the scene – Sandusky with a boy, both naked, the boy against a wall with his hands up, being raped vigorously enough to make a slapping sound audible from the next room – in a way that could be interpreted as horsing around.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m beyond being amazed at this point about how you can say one thing to someone and they hear something completely different. People hear what they want to hear and they don’t hear what they don’t want to hear. They can apologize all they want about it later, they’re still responsible for those choices.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, I’d love some pie.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

In this case, I feel like if the details are being reported accurately now, which they certainly appear to be, this is not a case of “hearing what you want to hear.” The margin for misinterpretation there is so slim that the only plausible scenario is a direct cover up. The only question seems to be at what point in the chain the conduct stopped being referred to as sexual. It sounds like Paterno may or may not have actually reported inappropriate sexual conduct to his superiors, though it sounds just as likely that everybody from Paterno up knew enough to make a coordinated effort to cover things up.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe there was a conspiracy. I believe McQuery described rape. I also believe Paterno will go to his grave believing that he didn’t know just how serious it was and that he did what he was required to do. I think he long ago convinced himself that it wasn’t full on rape and that McQuery wasn’t really sure what he was describing. If you repeat the lie back to yourself enough, you start to believe it.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious about the 98 fall out and the monsters unable to find a job despite being respected as a coach.

The nature of that fall is key to knowing how much Joe really knew.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

He disappeared in 2005, along with any explanation as to why he decided not to file charges. And his laptop was found in a river . . . missing a hard drive.

More.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously...

Not to go all conspiracy theory but if we take as fact the pimping rumor, which we shouldn’t do at this point, how big of a leap is it, to think that someone amongst the group that includes, PSU administrators, PSU Coaches, The wealthy PSU donors who were the “clientele” would want to have this story end. And go to any means to end it before it was made more public and before people started getting arrested, and names and deeds were publicly scrutinized?

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This was my original tweet about it yesterday
@PrussianCreole I’m gonna choose to believe Sandusky killed him, no matter how unlikely the possibilities it actually happened http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/spo…</blockquote>

So yeah, I could totally see it. I mean, it probably didn’t happen, but i could see it.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It didn't even have to be Sandusky.

It could have been a prominent “client” who hired out the work in fear of his behavior becoming public knowledge.

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m always amazed at the ease with which people go into denial when someone they know and trust does something despicable. Almost every child molest or rape or murder case I’ve seen contains letters of support for the perpetrators.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

But you know, people do get falsely accused.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I’m talking about the letters from people who didn’t go to the trial, but just know the person casually and write the judge letters that basically boil down to “but someone I know couldn’t possibly have done this. There must be some mistake.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s cognitive dissonance. People simply can’t reconcile the actions with the person they’d seen. It’s weird, but it always seems the worse the charge, the greater the dissonance.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s also that thing where people confess to heinous crimes that they didn’t commit. People are weird.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s usually cause they’re locked in a room/cell for 24+ hours. I worked on a case to help free one of those guys in law school (though I admit my contribution was negligible).

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want him to die but if what has been alleged is true then he is morally bankrupt.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If what has been alleged is true then he is as culpable of the rapes as a getaway driver is of a robbery.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

But if he truly did tell the school administration

then is he really the “Getaway driver” so to speak in this situation?

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by Anonymous1337 on Nov 10, 2011 9:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The law is, properly, very clear on your obligations to report crimes. Telling your supervisor does not cut it.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The new Federal investigation will be critical

I always wonder why there were not discussions about Paterno as a mandatory reporter.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

kdl looked up the Pennsylvania statutes on this last night and they seemed broad, albeit a little vague. It was unclear if he had a legal duty under them because he isn’t in direct supervision of minors even though he is an educator, which is probably why the state has decided as of now not to charge him.

Regardless of what the state ultimately decides to do, I hope the Feds pursue prosecution of all of them.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Prediction: Paterno will not be charged with a crime.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not in Pennsylvania, where he still enjoys the luxury of being looked at as God, but I don’t know if the Feds will be so quick to walk away from conspiracy charges. Whether they actually get a conviction or drop charges later is another matter, but I think he’s kinda viewed as a Ted Stevens at this point.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

To clarify, this should not be read as equating Ted Stevens to Joe Paterno in terms of severity or likeness of crimes. I mean it purely in the sense that he’s an octogenarian who most people see as something like a second grandfather, who enjoyed enormous popularity in his home state/town and who was later accused of being knee deep in corruption.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He is rich and a national celebrity. Maybe you have a less cynical view of the justice system than I do.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, I’m about as cynical about the criminal justice system as they come. I’m also pragmatic. We like to charge big people sometimes, maybe even bring them to trial, so as to make an example out of them, to get headlines, to appear tough on crime. Again, I think it’s a big uphill battle to conviction.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

But Happy Valley is like an oasis in the desert and as long as he lives there and is cherished (which I think he will be) nothing else matters.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I have more faith in the Feds to go after him than the state. At best the people making decisions for the state are scared of the potential backlash from charging him; at worst they share in that cherishing. The Feds have the luxury of reporting to people other than the residents of Happy Valley.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

And I agree, but it won’t matter b/c no matter what he will always be loved there.

A bad parallel but a parallel at the very least is BLB and steroids. Even if BL openly admitted to juicing since he was weaned the people who love him would still love him and the people who hate him will still hate him. In JoePa’s case it just so happens that all the people who will love him live in Happy Valley.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotta agree - that’s a bad parallel.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, he’ll always be loved by a certain number of people there. And he’s old and the stress of this will probably kill him before he ever faces justice (if he faces justice) anyway. But he’s got to live the rest of his miserable life with the fear that more and more people will see him for what he is. Certainly some will be convinced by reading the grand jury testimony. Others will be unable to ignore the outcry of the rest of us. Others will here enough when Sandusky’s trial beings. Still others will turn on him when the school’s football program is left in ruins. Maybe others will find their outrage during the inevitable civil suits. He’ll always find friends in Happy Valley, sure, but he’ll have to look over his should the entire time for his enemies, too. Maybe it’s not the punishment he deserves, but it’s something.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he cares what anyone thinks of him and this situation is all that stressful on him.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well this is where you and I disagree. I think he loves being revered and I think it’d probably killing him that for the first time in 60+ years everyone isn’t treating him like the second coming.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps it’s my brazen ignorance of all things football, but I never understood why Paterno enjoyed the broad admiration that he once did.

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Last title was what...mid 80's?

Very consistent winner though.

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by otis29 on Nov 10, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

HE put that place on the map in every way possible with that football team. He also built that team into a power house in the for like 30+ years and declined a multiple nfl offers in the 60’s.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This and generations have essentially grown up with him. He’s like everybody’s grandpa/uncle.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So the assistant who reported it to Paterno is also guilty?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely…he would be even more liable since he actually witnessed the events. You don’t have a general duty to report child abuse but you do if you work for a school/university.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I was a Big Sister, and they make you sign a form acknowledging that you understand what being a mandatory reporter means. I don’t know they laws in Penn., tho.

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by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Here you go

http://www.rainn.org/pdf-files-and-other-documents/Public-Policy/Legal-resources/2009-Mandatory-Report/Pennsylvania09C.pdf

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

If this is the right definition

Paterno has some legal issues.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

Not sure about legal liability though. Of course many times one hasn’t broken the law even while doing things morally reprehensible.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

true

The scandal often ends up being what is legal, especially for people with authority.

by wcw on Nov 10, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If there is one silver lining about this

is that it may help prevent at least one kid from being abused do to the awareness this horrible incident has raised.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

But if Posnanski said these things, as was transcribed by a student in the class:

“I think [Paterno] is a scapegoat. I definitely think that…I think he tried to do the right thing, and the right thing didn’t happen.”

    “The rush to judgment here has been extraordinarily. The lesson to learn might be that we screwed this thing up.”

Then Posnanski is dead wrong.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I can think of about a million lessons that should be learned before that one.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t sound very Posnanski-ish to me.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

“If this happened at the University of Miami, no matter how bad it was, it wouldn’t have elevated to this level.”

If this had happened at the University of Miami, no matter how bad it was, Joe Paterno would not have been accomplice to it. That’s the only difference.

I feel like this quote really illustrates how fucked up the “it’s only such a big deal because…” line actually is.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

LEAVE PATERNO ALONE!!!

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

An assistant coach raping young boys and the head coach knowing about it and doing the bare minimum about it would be a big damn deal at any college or university.

All these Penn state people need to get over themselves

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I posted this on another forum:
If you can suspend your disbelief enough to think that Joe Paterno didn’t fully understand or wasn’t given the details on Sandusky’s activities in 2002, you still have to address another issue with the timeframe. As of March 2011, the grand jury looking into the charges against Sandusky had been meeting for the prior 18 months. Paterno and Curley were both called as witnesses at some point during that period.

So, at best, Paterno had to know the severity of the charges against Sandusky circa March 2011, but most likely earlier than that. Yet, Sandusky was still appearing on campus and using the football facilities up through last week.

Seems difficult to reconcile that, if you’re a Paterno supporter.

I think there are plenty of known facts to make JoePa look seriously culpable here. Or, if there is any possible explanation available, I’d love to hear it.

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by otis29 on Nov 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if the GJ was in secret and Sandusky didn’t know about it so, Penn State and Joe Pa had to keep the relationship they had with him at that point…

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Those quotes are not good.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m really disappointed in him. I can only hope that time will bring clarity to his thinking.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Those quotes are preceded by: “Some Posnanski quotes, obviously out of context and likely not transcribed precisely.”

If you read CalBear’s link I think it gives a much clearer idea of Pos’ thinking.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I suspect he’s trying to avoid the torches and pitchforks mentality and not doing a good job of talking about it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

PA is in turmoil over this right now, even though I am 4 hours away Penn State are the pride of the state.

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by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What I take from the Bloomquist near-miss and the new Barmes/Crawford's backup news

Melky was it. He is the “big name”. The key acquisition this offseason. The Giants are not going to be linked to any impact FA (other than a superficial attempt at Beltran). It will be dumpster dive central from here on out.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:02 AM PST reply actions  

Even if this true

Give me a few week/months of hope please :)

Winter meeting is in December right?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

you're nuts

Raul Ibanez has 80+ RBIs in each of the last 3 years. He’ll be the bigger name.

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You leave my nuts out of this!

Ibanez would be hilarious! Almost worth it for the lulz alone.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And Yuni has hit 29 HR the last two seasons at Shortstop!

That’s Jeter territory! He would be a huge addition!

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Well there’s 4 months left of the off-season, so I’m willing to take the wait & see approach.

Are the Barmes rumors solid?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No

It’s from a Baggs tweet about who the Giants coaches may like.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s obviously stair diving time, then.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You may be right

But I just don’t get Sabean or any GM getting all ejaculatory over Bloomquist when a guy like Carroll is out there. He’s all gritty and hustly with better numbers.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, but Bloomquist "can" "play" "the outfield"

And we know Sabes love versatility.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Carroll's plenty versatile

I know you were tongue-in-cheek, but his ability to play three inf positions makes him the obvious choice

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It's just as mystifying to me

But just because I don’t get it doesn’t mean the Giants didn’t do it.

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by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

it's because he gets on base

doesn’t look for a good pitch to hit

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So I was just looking at Bloomquist's fangraphs page

And my question is not so much why would the Giants want him, but how has he even managed to last so long in the major leagues? His all-time best season in terms of WAR was 0.7, and that was some SSS shenanigans in his rookie year where he posted .455/.526/.576 in 38 PAs. By all metrics he’s a below-average SS and a terrible outfielder. He’s never hit .300 or put up a league-average OBP except in the aforementioned 38 PAs. He is the very model of a replacement-level player. Somebody’s going to pay him $2M per year?

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun to say “Bloomquist”, though.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Not very good
Never very good
Beloved by coaches
Beloved by media
Apparent overconfidence
The hustle
So much hustle

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/11/8/2547650/learning-to-appreciate-willie-bloomquist

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem is

you are looking at Fangraphs and referencing stats like WAR. If you asked Sabean about WAR, he’d ask, “Which one?”

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by Cody_ransom on Nov 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

But that's why

I also pointed out that he’s never hit .300. For that matter he’s a career .265 hitter who’s never hit more than 4 HRs and never knocked in 30 runs in a season or scored 60. He sucks on conventional metrics too.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

.265 from a guy who hustles, plays the right way, and plays a good shortstop isn’t a bad player in the eyes of conventional metrics.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

But he doesn’t play a good shortstop! Even on the basis of fielding percentage he’s not good.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He had a better fielding percentage than Crawford did last year.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you rather have him than Yuni, though?

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

That’s tough. I can’t choose “neither”?

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to put the inevitable Cedeno/Crawford platoon in the best light.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What I want to know is how Juan Castro’s lasted so long.

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by El Person on Nov 10, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, he’s another great mystery.

by Evan on Nov 10, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

But has he really lasted?

He’s been in AAA at least once in each of the past four seasons and hasn’t had 200 major league PAs in any of them. Bloomquist has managed to stay in the majors the whole time.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s still Crisp.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Honey or Coco?

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Sugar

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by DFARowand on Nov 10, 2011 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

NOOOO

They could have taken Raul Ibanez and Yuniesky Betancourt from us. But now the safety net is gone.

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
Execs/agents split on if $44M is too much for madson. 1 pointed out bj ryan got 45, nathan 47. Still no word from phils ceo

No fucking shit. Execs and agents are split on whether it is too much? I wonder which side the Execs are one and which side the Agents are on.

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

(also it is probably 1 exec and 1 agent)

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

what about scouts?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Odd

Agents and execs also seemed to differ about the NBA collective bargaining agreement.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Going to the airport to fly up to OAK.

I really dislike the rental car set up in OAK.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

Bring a jacket.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not as Buster here as we might’ve hoped.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was able to successfully navigate it back in August. So I have no doubt you can do it.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I've done it a few times

but the setup at SJC is so much better.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Des Moines!

Amazingly convenient! You should have gone there instead.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The Phoenix car rental place is far from the airport, but at least there is a free shuttle.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen a rental car place where the shuttle wasn't free?

Phoenix takes an extra 20 minutes before your flight if you’re dropping a car.

In Des Moines, the rental car drop is literally about 25 yards from the front door to the airport. It’s about the same walk as getting dropped off by a cab at SFO. And there’s no lines or check in. You just park and drop the keys at a counter.

Picking up a renatal car is about 10 feet from the front door. It’s the damnest thing.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Small airports are the easiest. The airport here has one gate and the checked baggage is given back to you by someone who opens a garage door and unloads them from a cart.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

SJC is almost the same

you just walk across the street from the airport and there’s the rental car place.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Nashville is great as well. Get your bags, across the street and you’re off…

by revdmv on Nov 10, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t crazy about it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento was pretty good before but I heard that they changed it.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Cedar Rapids

The rental car desks are right by the baggage claim. You can watch for your suitcase and get your keys at the same time!

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's how Des Moines is

And then you walk out the door and you’re this rental car lot that holds maybe 40 cars.

The only problem I can see is that once you drive off the lot (there’s not even a security person there to check your paperwork), you sufddenly realize that you’re in Des Moines.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

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Hi.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 10, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

If at all feasible...

When traveling to and from Northern California I use Sacramento.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Denver.

Go Broncos.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 10, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck the Broncos.

Go Chiefs!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I root for the Broncos, but I’m taking the Chiefs and the points in my office football pool.

LOL ME.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 10, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Paging Jeff Sullivan

Not to be ungrateful, but who the hell alphabetizes a list of names by first name?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

I fear for Goofus’ life.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes me think of jackbooted thugs wearing argyle and smashing store windows.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

#occupyBrooksBrothers

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ideally the names could be put into two columns and both be sortable.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Facebook!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Being an "A", you must love that

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Thinking about it, I’m amused that the guy whose first and last names would be almost identically alphabetized in most lists brought this up.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well someone with a first name with A, and a last name with Z, who’s just had enough of, “line up by name, first to last”

by revdmv on Nov 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, that’s why facebook does it that way. Zuckerberg!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s it. Jon Bois > other SBN writers.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

Neither is the crap you post!

That’s why he’s better.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Ba-zing!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey Grant. Heh. Looking good today. Have you lost weight?

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny to pronounce his name as if he were French. Jon Bwah.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

jon boyz

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

jonnie-D and the boyz

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

wait that's not how it's supposed to be pronounced?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I assumed he pronounced in the Americanized way.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I think there was an Irish variant of football (soccer) that was played on a mile-long field or something thereabouts.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

But does it employ cool shit like this:
In some games of endurance football, a “rogue agent” may be instituted. This player belongs to neither team, playing only for himself.

At the beginning of each play, he can set up anywhere behind the line of scrimmage. His objective is to gain possession of the ball — whether by interception, fumble recovery, or punt recovery — and then run with the ball to either sideline. If he does so successfully without being tackled, he will be guaranteed a roster spot in an upcoming endurance football game. This is the primary means by which players enter the league.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No. Nor was there a concept of an off-duty offense factoring into live play. U-S-A! U-S-A!

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Omar comin’!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

/whistles The Farmer in the Dell

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Takes rosterbation to a whole new level

…but at least you know the guy can do SOMETHING right!

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by breadfan7 on Nov 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

crap, English, not Irish

The Royal Shrovetide Football Match of Ashbourne in Derbyshire in England:

… which has been contested every year on Mardi Gras and Ash Wednesday since at least the twelfth century. The game is played on both days from 2 PM until 10 PM. The two goal posts are three miles apart and each team—the Up’Ards (featuring Ashbourne’s denizens living north of the river) and the Down’Ards (those living south of the river)—has hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of players. …

From The Gaming World: How Sports Are Reshaping Global Politics and Culture (2010), by Andrei S. Markovits & Lars Rensmann, Princeton University Press.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

When my sister played in the girls’ early youth soccer leagues, the entire field was about the size of a regulation penalty area.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

GET ON IT SABEZ YOUR FIFTH STARTER IS STARING YOU IN THE FACE
1. Wei-Yin Chen, LHP: Chen is a true free agent, thanks to a clause in his NPB contract that allowed him to escape the league’s typical 10-year service time requirement, and is likely to at least explore his market in MLB. His velocity dipped mid-year in 2011 but bounced most of the way back by the end of the year, and he should sit in the low 90s with a potential out pitch in his slider if he’s pitching every fifth day in the U.S. He’s just 25 with plus control, meaning that his downside — if that velocity drop from this summer is a harbinger of something more — might be acceptable as a fifth starter or a plus lefty in the bullpen. But there’s the potential for him to be a mid-rotation guy if he can hold that higher velocity on an American pitching schedule.

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by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

Done

Giants could a lefty in the bullpen

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:37 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Use a lefty…

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:39 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Since it was a Sullivan post, and we all read it

This was my favorite part

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

Just marked May 5th on my calendar!

Yay!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Nov 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Latino bobblehead on May 5th...?

Racist

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 10, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You can say Mexican. He is of Mexican decent, and Cinco de Mayo is, theoretically, a Mexican holiday.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He has a ‘Hecho en Mexico’ tattoo, no? Maybe it’s just a shirt…

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Part of me wants him to be wearing a Giants sombrero and that Made in America with Mexican Parts t-shirt of his.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Its for Cinco de Mayo

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Nov 10, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I might be falling in but

He’s of Mexican heritage. And I’d like to think the Giants org is sophisticated enough to give him a heads up about the idea before moving forward with it in case they might inadvertently offend him. So I’m guessing he’s given his blessing on this.

It doesn’t automatically have to be offensive. If I were a player and they wanted to do a bobblehead giveaway during Octoberfest or Black Heritage night or (far less likely) during spring training for Mardi Gras, I wouldn’t be offended. But that’s just me.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

On sort of that topic...

…with so many latin players in the mlb that have heavy accents, it’s kind of funny how we have two players (S. Romo, F. Sanchez) that are “whoa dude” So Cal guys and a third (J. Lopez) who was born in in Puerto Rico, but clearly sounds like an “American”.

Also, everyone make plans to get you Goofus Bobblehead on “Big Weiner Heritage” night.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Bobblepenis

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I will personally show up to receive mine.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you're leaving yourself open there

oh yeah, I went there

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew it when I posted it. Sometimes we know exactly the risks we take.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

And sometimes we use condoms.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully, we use them often. Safety first.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it funny how some people can be of Big Weiner decent and you’d never know by looking at them?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

We call them "growers"

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. May 15th is my birthday. ALL I WANT IS MY FAIR SHARE. ALL I WANT IS WHAT IS COMING TO ME.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 10, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

s

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That gives us 10 days to get a bobblehead, wrap it, and send it to you. :)

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Carry on, then.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

But I already bought tickets based on your previous post!

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE SLIDING HEAD

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan is a modern day Confucious
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
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by DFARowand on Nov 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Trying to decide between

Getting McDonald’s a few away or walk to CPK a terminal away.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:36 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

It’s too early in the morning for either. I’m still drinking coffee.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I am getting on a plane in 30 min so early lunch

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’d say McDonald’s. I imagine an airport CPK would be shittier than a regular one. With McD, you know exactly what you’re getting.

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by troymccluresf on Nov 10, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

TASTINESS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

The Big n Tasty!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Depends on what CPK is.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

california pizza kitchen

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, I’m not big on pizza myself. Mickey D’s fries would be my vote.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 10, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither; and I eat pizza with a knife and fork. My family thinks I’m weird.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s Chicago style, you’re normal.

by S. Pickford #25 on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

McDonalds + Plane = mile high diarrhea.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care what anyone says, I enjoy a double cheeseburger from McDonalds. They’re tasty, and far better than any other fast food burger that isn’t in-n-out.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

SOURDOUGH JACK 4 LIFE YO

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like the quality of jack in the box’s beef is just terrible. I love me some spicy crispy chicken sandwich, though.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They are damn tasty burgers.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

welp. now I am craving some mcdonalds. I haven’t eaten a meal there in three years.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Now tell us about how you don't own a TV!

/just kidding

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

As it turns out, I DON'T own a TV

But I’m no luddite: I watch everything online

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Dooooooo iiiiiiiiiit…beeeee annnnnn Ameeerrrrrricaaaaannnnn….

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I probably will break the fast soon.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

When I break a fast, I like to do so at breakfast.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 10, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m torn. Part of me wants to see you corrupted like the rest of us, and part of me would be disappointed you abandoned the Temple of Smug. I’M SCARED

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. It was just two hours of Harrison Ford haggling over fava beans in a Trader Joe’s.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Snakes. I hate (non organic, non free-range) snakes.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

“The book was better and this movie didn’t stay true to it enough”
“But this wasn’t even based on a book!”
/shoots him

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I have got to get up there and meet you one day.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You will, Dr. Jones! You will be come a true believer! (of non hormone milk).

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by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

So where does everyone fall on mayo on a burger

I believe it to be a travesty.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it ok, but I’m fine without it. Officially, I am agnostic on the matter.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

No mayo or mustard for me.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s all right.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

No mayo on (veggie)burgers for this guy. Just mustard.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Nov 10, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No mayo. No way, no how.

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by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually don’t get it to save some calories but like aioli

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think burgers are always better with a little bit of mayo. Fries aren’t (sorry Dutch and English people) and it’s never ok on hot dogs. Ever.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s never ok on hot dogs. Ever.

And yet another reason to like PC….

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by nvsfg on Nov 10, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It depends on the dog IMO. A ballpark hot dog? Sure. Not at home when I am making Chicago dogs though.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I blend mayo mustard and ketchup together into a delicious concoction.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like to do this, too. Malt vinegar, too.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

We agree on two things!

1. Ketchup/mayo/mustard
2. Molesting children is bad

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll cosign to both of these.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And on the exact same scale!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Mayo, mustard and ketchup?

That sounds absolutely disgusting.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

My mother used to blend mayo and ketchup and called it thousand island dressing.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I sometimes blend mustard and ketchup for fries

But I don’t see what the mayo would bring to the table.

by taliesin on Nov 10, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Creamy deliciousness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You are sadly misinformed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Mayo itself is a disgusting travesty

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by marcello on Nov 10, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a very small amount.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to favor the Whopper Jr.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

McDonald's it is

Part of me wants to order the McRib

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by CalBear949 on Nov 10, 2011 10:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah i had it Tuesday

never again

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

The plastic part of you?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

McRib
Sugar and spice and everything nice. Also, azodicarbonamide.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna have McRibBreath in the courtroom.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Watching a bunch of videos on learn2raid

I can’t believe how much raiding has changed. I remember when strategies were done with words of mouth and endless wipes on encounters to figure shit out. Then it became watching top guilds kill videos and figure out positioning and strats. Then it became faqs type of strat pages with detailed graphs and descriptions of strats. Now there is full on video guides to raid encounters?

Wow carebear more.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

I remember frequently wiping in that first major raid. God, I can’t even remember the name of the place anymore.

I do remember us relentlessly mocking a mage for flipping out on us during the major domo fight and yelling “GUYS HOW CAN I SHEEP HIM IF HE SHEEPS ME FIRST!!!”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

lol molten core

One of our rogues tried to sap a Molten Giant.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a shame that that shapeshifting weapon was so terrible.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

oh man that trident thingy that drops of shazzrah?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

The one you forced new raiders to spend their DKP on.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

also known as large brilliant shard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

good times

It’s nice that I’ve completely broken any desire to play again. I think I quit and rejoined about 4 different times between release and wotlk.

Being employed probably explains it. I don’t see how anyone can have a job and play that game.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

<.<

>.>

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't just raid

I was the GM of a raiding guild competing for server firsts :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

Just thinking about running a shell for a while. In hindsight I think I was one of those noisy guys.

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Back when I EQ'd

Nothing sucked worse than finally successfully raiding some dragon or plains encounter and then having the script bug out because no one had been there before.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Grandpa, did you hunt the dinosaurs or just ride them?

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Just need to find a group of people who are committed to doing it old school, without the cheats

"If you can’t make a profit, you should sell your team." - Michael Jordan (Owner, Charlotte Bobcats)

by otis29 on Nov 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

OUR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS OUR HAS SEVEN LOLS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

There are enough decent pieces mentioned there that I'd consider trading Cain for them.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

Throw together a package of Lawrie, Thames, D’arnaud and Hutchinson and we’ll talk.

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

Remember that GM thing? Yeah you’re fired.

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He mentioned Barry Zito and quality pitching in the same sentence. Then I stopped reading.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That isn't tampering?
There’s also the scenario where the Jays work out a contract extension with Cain prior to the trade, similar to when the Mets acquired Johan Santana in January 2008.

by Hyoton on Nov 10, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants can give the Jays a window to talk to Cain similar to the way the Sox got to talk to Gonzalez

or the way Halladay talked to the Phillies prior to being traded. It can net a team extra value so most will allow it. As far as the Jays Journal piece, I wouldn’t take it too seriously, they’re kind of the National Enquirer of Jays blogs.

by TtD on Nov 10, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

WE ARE IN THE MARKET FOR JUNK

/grabs Toronto’s crotch

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 10, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

SF Giants announce Sergio Romo Bobblehead Day on 5/5/12

May is so far away.

https://www.facebook.com/Giants

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

News

it’s broken

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Translated into Sorkinese

“Did you hear about the—”

“Yeah.”

“The thing?”

“Yeah.”

“How?!”

“The news broke.”

“The news?”

“It broke.”

“DONNA!”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. It was all I had.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

And now a reply fail. I oughta go back to bed.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, now I realize I misread the ‘News, it’s broken’ reply. Chocolate, I need chocolate.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

With peanut butter.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If you reply to yourself two more times

We’ll just assume you’re howtheyscored and the shame will pass…followed by the shame of realizing people think you’re howie

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

/snort

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

French toast with peanut butter drizzled with chocolate syrup.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

/drool

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

SAVOR EVERY DROP!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

TELL US MORE ABOUT THE SYRUP

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by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I am craving a breakfast sammich

Something like eggs and ham on a croissant.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

go to Jack & the Box .......

they serve their breakfast aaalllll day. or IHOP.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

They do? I don’t care for IHOP, or as I call it, I HURL.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

/narrows eyes

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry! It’s probably just the IHOPs in my area. They are always crowded, and by the time you get your food, its cold and served sloppy. I’d rather go to a neighborhood breakfast/coffee shop.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. ’Round these parts, they make a damn fine omelet. Damn fine.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I never get anything but crepes there

But they’re usually good.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yuup! serve breakfast all day and night. yeah, i’m not a big fan of IHOP ….. ahem, I HURL …… either.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to my first Waffle House a couple months ago whilst in FL

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I fucking love Waffle House. I love it. I’ve had birthday dinners there. I’m not fucking joking around. WAFFLE HOUSE.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been the Garden in a while, actually. And come to think of it, it’s been too long since a visit to WaHo. I’ll be right back.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy it, too. Good hashbrowns. And I appreciate a restaurant that provides so many sauces.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Where do I sign up for your news letter?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

At your local Waffle House. Look for the big cardboard cutout of me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Next time you're in Oakland

Head in to Chicken and Waffles at Jack London Square.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a setup, isn’t it. I walk in there all, “H’yuk! Ah ain’t from around here! Garsh!” and then I get killed. I see what you’re up to.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

I mean, there’s a possibility you get killed. But it’s no higher than when I go there.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you're probably the Walter White of Oakland

"If you can’t make a profit, you should sell your team." - Michael Jordan (Owner, Charlotte Bobcats)

by otis29 on Nov 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

After you’re done with the chicken and waffles, you can hop across the street to Everett & Jones Barbecue.

by non sequitur on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy barbecue.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a confession to make

I do not like barbecue.

/hides in shame

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That can’t be true. It just can’t.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

And it has nothing to do with the taste

That is the strangest part. It is totally a messy fingers thing.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Eat it with a fork.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Go dry rub. It’s the BBQ play all the way.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never had dry rub. I’ll put it on the list.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a joke here somewhere…

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Goofus to the rescue!

“Yeah, I prefer some lube as well”

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

/giggles immaturely

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

OH GROW UP YOU TWO

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Everett and Jones is good, but...

…they’ve got Neely’s in TN. It’s better, as in “holy $hit this is amazing I never knew BBQ could be so good” better.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 10, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No this is actually a quality recommendation

That was one of my favorite restaurant’s to go to with my pop

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay. You, I trust. You’re all right.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a very trust worthy face and demeanor. Admit it, you can’t say the same.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I admit nothing.

That’s why I’m so trustworthy.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

/insert Herman Cain joke

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT HERMAN WOULD DO, AMIRITE?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

/insert Herman Cain

No, I dunno why. It just made me giggle.

"If you can’t make a profit, you should sell your team." - Michael Jordan (Owner, Charlotte Bobcats)

by otis29 on Nov 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Whenever we're all back in town

My and my old high school friends go to Chicken and Waffles. We usually follow it up with a Warriors game, but alas.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If I end up moving to DC I’d make this a must on my visits home, along with Dorsey’s Locker.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Brown Sugar Kitchen in Oakland

Disappointing fried chicken but amazing an unique waffles, plus great mac & cheese and pulled pork sandwiches. And homemade marshmallows in the hot chocolate!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Fatso Admission

I get their waffles and Dorsey’s Locker’s chicken and have a food orgy but only like once a year so I don’t completely hate myself.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I've never never been to Dorsey's Locker

But for the fried chicken at BSK I have never seen a food with such a huge valley between looks and taste. It looks so delicious, then you bite into it and it’s just blah.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Dorsey’s Locker is the best fried chicken you’ll ever eat that isn’t homemade and is probably better than 50% of homemade fried chicken. I really can’t stress this enough. Put it in your mouth.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright, you convinced me. Can you catch a Giants game there, too?

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Does the waffle house serve chicken and waffles? I wanna try that someday.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

With a side of grits and roach.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, now I want all-you-can-eat chicken and waffles and grits today until I get the ’itis. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to my knowledge. It’s more a diner-y place.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

They do have chicken-fried steak, though, don’t they? I thought I remembered ordering that at a Waffle House one time.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They might at some locations, or as a limited-time thing. I can’t find it on their current menu.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I could be remembering wrong, too. There’s a place locally that offers it, and I may just have it all mixed up in my mind.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad :(

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think they sell fried chicken.

WHY IS MELKY

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 10, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

you ever been to Cracker Barrel?

they got some hella good southern comfort breakfasts.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I really like Cracker Barrel. Good hashbrown casserole.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

do they have any out west?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

In Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico and Utah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Went to cracker barrel for dinner while in Arizona since a coworker recommended it as something she really enjoyed from back east. Was pretty meh..

by nataku on Nov 10, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah its kind of a Denny’s/IHop mix to the best of my knowledge.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

/dumps hashbrowns all over your “knowledge”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Waffle House is pretty crappy too.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my God. I will ruin you. I hope your trip to Rapid City sucks.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Perkins or Denny’s is where it’s at for breakfast. Even better is First Watch. Even better than that are local places such as Matt’s Big Breakfast.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

With the exception of Denny’s, I’ve never heard of those places. They may be regional.

My original threat still stands.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 10, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah? Well my RC trip is not going to suck. I have a brand new cd player I get to enjoy!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Last time they had an unlimited pancakes thing my friends and I decided to turn it into a competition. Apparently I was the only on that took this seriously, and everyone else was shocked and a little disgusted at my dominance of the event.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah IHOP is a travesty.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Ham. Bacon or GTFO.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

my kind of woman

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Can of Corn is equally supportive of bacon, which is just another reason I like her so much.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

And she is also a gamer

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially when you offer her some vodka

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Vodka, Bacon, and Gamer?

THE TRIFECTA

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

............................... marry me?

lmao!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Gamer babe from Vodka Bay

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Nov 10, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I love HoneyBaked Ham.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, you’re just all kinds of disappointing to me in the food department today. No IHOP, HoneyBaked Ham. GET IT TOGETHER, GIRL.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I love avocado and eggs.

by City Girl on Nov 10, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito stalker.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

you're a gamer AND you love bacon?

rec’d.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

“IT’S LIKE CANDY FROM A PIG!”

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 10, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!! IT IS!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I had you pegged for tasso.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Sausage Egg and Cheese, man.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunkin Donuts has THE BEST sausage egg & cheese sandwich .........

of
.
all
.
time.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

also feast your eyes on this ............

/ mouth waters.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

“40.”
“That’s what I was thinking.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 10, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you need a WaWa.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT!!!!

I MISS WaWa SO MUCH!!!! =(

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Jack in the Box

Ultimate Breakfast Croissant.

It’s delicious, but one may kill you.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

"The Physics of Angry Birds"

are we sure this writer isn’t a McCoven?

But what about the physics? Do the birds have a constant vertical acceleration? Do they have constant horizontal velocity? Let’s find out, shall we? Oh, why would I do this? Why can’t I just play the dumb game and move on. That is not how I roll. I will analyze this, and you can’t stop me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 10, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Shift A

Meh

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cewjLdYRTrE

This is amazing again.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
can of corn

by jctGamer on Nov 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

……………………. what did i just watch? ……………………..

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

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