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The Giants and the Gold Gloves

Last year, all I wanted was for Andres Torres to win a Gold Glove. That, and for the feeling of the post-championship bliss to hum and course through our veins forever and ever as we never grew old, never grew bitter, never had to face reality again. That, and maybe a bag of pistachios. Those things are expensive. But Andres Torres winning a Gold Glove was high on the list.

It didn't happen. Shane Victorino picked up sympathy votes, Michael Bourn deserved one, and Carlos Gonzalez … was dating Francine Gold Glove, the heiress to the Gold Glove fortune. If you can think of a better explanation, I'd love to read it. Gonzalez isn't even one of the finalists this year, being left off the final ballot of left fielders in favor of Ryan Braun and Matt Holliday, the latter of whom is famous for trying to catch baseballs with his groin. Yet last year, Gonzalez was supposed to be better than Torres. Okay.

Star-divide

The Gold Gloves are a little bit different this year, in that there's a televised awards ceremony (7:00 p.m. tonight on ESPN2, I think), and there are a list of finalists. Coaches and managers vote, and I'm guessing the top three become the finalists, which allows for a drumroll-please moment for the broadcast. The other difference is that the outfield category is split up into the different positions, so there's a LF winner, a CF winner, and a RF winner.

Torres isn't even on the list of finalists this year, which isn't that big of a surprise, even if he deserves it. He wasn't as superlative as he was last year, though, when he was one of the better center fielders I've ever watched in a Giants uniform, up there with Darryl Hamilton, Tsuyoshi Shinjo, and Darren Lewis. He was even better than Marvin Benard at times.

But even though I pretend to be too cool to care about Gold Gloves, invoking the travesty of Rafael Palmeiro twice a year, I secretly care about Gold Gloves. And this year, I care about two of the awards very deeply.

Hope #1: Pablo Sandoval wins
And he was the best third baseman I watched in the National League this season. He wouldn't have a chance in the American League with Adrian Beltre or Evan Longoria, but he had an amazing renaissance with the glove this season. Truth is, when he was yoinked from starting duties in the playoffs mostly because of his defense, I thought it was a huge overreaction. Turns out it indirectly led to Edgar Renteria starting, which led to us hopping around like fools 365 days ago, so it all worked out. Even better, it might have also led to Sandoval having a come-to-Buster moment, where he realized that he needed to take better care of himself.

He worked hard in the offseason. The exact pound count doesn't really matter, nor does the fact that he put a little of the weight back on by the end of the season. What did matter was that he was clearly more agile all season. He had better range, he had quicker hands, and his arm remained a huge asset. Look at this guy:


♥♥♥♥Pablo♥♥♥♥

So I care about him winning a Gold Glove. It would be a validation of his hard work. And that's before you even check in with the UZR rankings, which had Pablo as the bestest third baseman in the NL. By rate, at least. When you take into account the month Sandoval missed, Placido Polanco saved more runs. Polanco is also nominated. Polanco will almost certainly win.

So that squashes that hope. But there is another.

Hope #2: Carlos Beltran wins
This is very important. Because here's what I remember about Beltran's defense:


I want Beltran back, remember. He's still a good player. But when I think "best defender at his position", Beltran isn't on the list. I think the phrase "an indifferent Glenallen Hill" is way, way, way too hyperbolic. But I did just think of it while trying to describe Beltran's defense! So it must mean something.

Beltran should win so there can be a) more awards for the Giants, and b) another benchmark with which to acknowledge the Gold Gloves, so that when people we like (such as Torres or Pablo) don't win, we can just say "Beltran!" to acknowledge the silliness of the awards in the first place.

I hate Gold Gloves, and I don't care about them. I hope you enjoyed this article about how much I care about Gold Gloves.

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I have a bad feeling about this.

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

When you said: "What I remember about his defense."

I thought you were going to go with a reference to his hitting, because that is one of the major criteria for the Gold Glove awards.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, he's not as good as he thought he was.

But I still think Alex Gonzalez would be a pretty nice buy-low shortstop pickup, as depth or if all else falls through.

I’d like Crawford to develop for another half-to-whole season before delivering a verdict.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Jeter agrees with this comment

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game! Pablo threw out another runner after he Tejada'd a ball

It was hit hard, right at him, and he fell over while fielding it and threw the guy out from his knees for style points. He had a great defensive game.

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by TGOH on Nov 1, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Question: Will Beltran be wearing a Giants hat or a Mets hat

when he accepts the Gold Glove? He should do it via ESPN ala high school football prospects

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No hat, presumably

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will wear a Carlos Beltran hat.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about his selfishness.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll wear a Wheeler jersey to complete the cycle.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great touch with the half-Beltran head on the jersey.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team Beltran!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran would abandon that team due to his selfishness

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ‘Beltran ruined the team chemistry’ sentiment was really funny.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Beltran City Beltrans

…of Anaheim.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd root for that laundry.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEREK JETER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

IS A BIG FAT CHEATER!

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I hope Beltran loses

But first, I do want Pablo to win, even though I agree he probably won’t. He deserves major, major credit for turning it around defensively this year. Still smile when I think of that game-ending play where he threw himself at the runner trying to get back to second, barely tagging him. No style points there, but so, so Panda.

Beltran’s nom makes me mad for two reasons. First, he was only the second-best right fielder on the Giants, and he displaced the best one, weakening a team that couldn’t afford to get one iota weaker on defense. Also, though he could still put it in gear and make a play, he clearly chose his spots, and when he chose not to, we saw balls sailing over his head as he strolled over to field them. Conserving energy, just like one B. Lamar Bonds back in the day. I get it, but I can’t really say I respect it, and it certainly doesn’t scream “Gold Glove” at me.

Humph.

by leftydana on Nov 1, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I always liked the way that Bonds conserved energy. He may not have had much range by the end, but he always played the outfield intelligently. Compare that to, say, Vlad Guerrero. I’d take conservation of energy in a heartbeat.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"an indifferent Glenallen Hill"

redundant

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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY!

I’m actually rather different!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry if this has been mentioned

Mlbtraderumor posted some salary arb projections:

Giants (13)

Tim Lincecum – $19.2MM
Jonathan Sanchez – $5.2MM
Pablo Sandoval – $3.2MM
Jeff Keppinger – $2.7MM
Andres Torres – $2.5MM
Ryan Vogelsong – $2.5MM
Ramon Ramirez – $2.3MM
Santiago Casilla – $1.9MM
Sergio Romo – $1.3MM
Mike Fontenot – $1.3MM
Nate Schierholtz – $1.2MM
Eli Whiteside – $700K
Emmanuel Burriss – $600K

Seems lower than expected…with the exception of Burriss.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Once they non-tender Torres it’ll only be $1½ million.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty easy to forget that Torres had the second highest WAR of a position player on the Giants last year. I’d like to see him starting in center next year.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres’ WAR was mostly based on single-season UZR though. Just sayin’

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on how much you trust the fielding metrics, but a run is a run.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Torres’ case, I believe the metrics, I was just pointing out the flaws in looking at single season UZR-driven WAR

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did have a 3.1 oWAR

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you talking about 2010 here? There’s no way he was worth 3.1 oWAR in 2011

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

misread the first post…if we’re talking about dWAR…he’s done it two years in a row.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said I didn’t have a hard time believing he was that good on defense. I’m just worried, like really worried, that he’s lost it as a hitter.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m certainly not saying to cut him. But making him starting CF shouldn’t happen, keep him as 4th OF have him work his way back in

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think badass defensive centerfielders are pretty cool. He shouldn’t lead off, but he’d make a fine lower-lineup hitter, especially if you believe that last year was not his true talent level.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? He was an average center fielder last year.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Nate play CF flanked by Beltran and Belt, but we all know that won’t happen.

I suppose I’m just of the belief that Torres’ ship has run its course. He was average last year mostly because of his defense, and this team needs hitting. I’d love to be wrong, but if not Nate in CF I’d rather they acquire a consistent hitter with speed.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a line I would stand in. Nate’s offense plays within expectations for a CF. His defense would seem a good fit for RF or CF. I love the arm and it would be a shame to lose his defense in RF.

It always seems to “my eyes” that RF at AT&T is a tough place to play. Is there you know, actual facts or statistics that support that thought ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres might be a better hitter than Nate.

And there is no consistent center fielder with speed who hits better than Torres does on the open market.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is a model of inconsistency. Nate is surely the better, more consistent hitter as well.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd tend to agree with this

One of these years, I’ll think Nate’s a good bet to be a better hitter than Torres. Not this year though.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when Torres is out of baseball?

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I mean, if I had to project out, I’ll peg Nate as the better hitter in 2014 at least, and maybe 2013. But Torres recent history is much better.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

average and mean are two different things. from a consistency standpoint, Nate is the better bet.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

average and mean are two different things

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, median not mean

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 'choose consistency' argument isn't necessarily wrong in itself.

But not only is Torres a better hitter, he’s also a better fielder.

And I don’t even think you can claim Nate is consistent without any evidence.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, of course I want that. But I don’t think that the people whose opinions matter do.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will probably stay if not for the fact that he is the Giants’ only CF right now. His defensive prowess allow would be worth the $2.5 million.

RamRam is just another RH reliever..

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curse these autocratic systems.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...not everyone is coming back

Keppinger, Whiteside, and Burriss are likely done. I would think that Torres and RamRam are on the border.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

it’ll be interesting to see how the FO treats Rowand’s salary…as a buyout or as payroll.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be listed as a write off and not salary. Mr. Baer are you reading this. You sent him away. Do not use this as an excuse to cheap out on the payroll.

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think as long as the Giants are paying him money to play at the ML level, it’s going to count.

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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I believe you are correct. That doesn’t mean I can’t “wishcast” my feelings on Laurence M. Baer.

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Kepp back.

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen an emptier batting average from someone who actually has played baseball for an extended period of time. Note: Burriss does not count

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

burris gotta go

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are gonna want either Ford or Burriss on the roster for late-inning VROOM, and seeing how Burriss isn’t the stupidest baserunner I’ve ever seen, I’d pick him.

I’m not saying I want Burriss on the roster. I’m saying since it will happen, pick the lesser of two evils

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are gonna want either Ford or Burriss on the roster for late-inning VROOM, and seeing how Burriss isn’t the stupidest baserunner I’ve ever seen, I’d pick him.

I beg to differ since Rubin Rivera is no longer in baseball.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ford is worse. Much, much worse

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford is just too aggressive…he is also much faster than Burris. Burris has no baseball sense.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford has no baseball sense, Burriss can’t hit but at least he isn’t a bad baserunner. Speed is worth nothing if you don’t know how to use it.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford vs. Burriss

Shit Sandwich vs. Giant Douche

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m defending Burriss, but compared to Ford he is Barry Bonds.

and that is the last time you will ever hear Burriss and Bonds in the same sentence

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Douche...

…would imply he has some sort of problem with his personality. Everything I’ve seen/heard about Manny makes him out to be a pretty good guy. Ford, on the other hand, has a criminal record.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe its a South Park reference, basically “the lesser of two evils.”

It was from an episode that aired around the 2004 presidential election.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was a Jane Austen reference.

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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was more of a “Battletoads” reference

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefly vs. Mr. Darcy

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley Cage Match
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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly

a GoT reference

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darwin Barney?

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still in his 2nd or 3rd year though right? Kepp has been around the block

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp also has a significantly higher ISO than Barney.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Juan Pierre, future CF for the Giants.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

when people say Juan Pierre and Yuniesky Betancourt, I cry.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW !

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will take it back and replace it with Yuniesky Betancourt, future SS for the Giants.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make me cry less, maybe more like a sniffle. But neither would be my preferred choice.

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants will be at $120 million if they don’t sign Keppinger, RamRam, Whiteside, or Burris. If Giants keep RamRam…Torres is probably gone.

How much for Beltran and Rollins? $20 million a year?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's awful is that

Zito and Rowand combine to make $32 million…I cannot imagine how good this team could be if the Giants had an additional $32 million to spend.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

The good news is we only have to deal with these a few more years

by Myemail21479 on Nov 1, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

if GP has his way, the Giants will be paying Reyes and/or Beltran to sit on the bench and cheerlead for years to come!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they get hurt, they get hurt

But either one of those guys has a better track record than Zito or Rowand did.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Beltran is older than Rowand/Zito were, and I think Reyes is younger.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad, I was thinking

Rollins/Beltran instead of Reyes/Beltran

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nearly every team has that

Such is free agency. Don’t hate the players hate the game.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

it’s just that the Giants have so many young players that will get expensive soon…at least they won a WS during this time.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

False dichotomy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sanchez vs. Sergio

So Jonathan Sanchez, who was beyond useless to the Giants last year, should not only get a raise but make almost five times more than Romo, who had a historically great season as a set-up man AND was incredibly valuable to the team. What a crazy, idiotic system.

by leftydana on Nov 1, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…considering Panda will make only 700K more than Torres…

It makes sense though…otherwise teams would be forced to commit to player with very little history.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Jonathan Sanchez’s 2010 was much more valuable than any season Sergio Romo has had or will have.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Considering he made $4.8 million last year…$5.2 million is basically a pay cut.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except it’s not. It’s an increase.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 1, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is because a player is expected to get a lot of more when going up one arb year.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand, but I think that’s exactly the point leftydana was making. It’s a weird system that has essentially requisite increases built-in.

by Monkeyking42 on Nov 1, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta earn that service time bro

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez has had a way better career than Romo

But sure

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by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Romo is not even as good as Alex Smith

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lie. Alex Smith is doing one thing, and one thing well only. Not throwing INTs. Who knows if he’s improving or just getting lucky.

Smith can’t hit a wide open receiver 20 yards downfield without overthrowing the ball (which may be why he isn’t throwing INTs- he always overthrows instead of underthrows. I still wish they’d drafted Cam Newton.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

1) Alex Smith has been average/above average for most of his career

2) Cam Newton was the no. 1 pick and Aldon Smith already has 6.5 sacks.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) I do not agree with you on Smith. Despite this success (and I totally get that he had injuries and 5 head coaches over 6 years), I still don’t think he is anywhere good enough. If the run gets shut down in a game or god forbid Gore gets hurt, the Niners will lose because Smith cannot carry a team. There’s a reason Harbaugh uses Smith the way he does… I’m tellin ya, if the team really has to rely on his arm for a whole game, I don’t feel good about that.

2) good point. I forgot we wouldn’t have Aldon if we’d traded picks to get Newton. Aldon Smith is gonna be ROTY.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Above average? He can really only throw short passes with any sort of accuracy. Maybe you were implying he’s above average at throwing little dinky short passes?

He is not, and never will be, a threat to throw down field.

The team’s success this year is likely due to Harbaugh essentially coaching around Smith’s failings.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

You all need to stop this debate NOW. My guess is BL’s spidey sense is tingling with the mere mention of Alex Smith and if he finds out there’s Smith talk going on over here this thread will explode into Alex Smith discussion. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT??

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not seen BL around here in a while

He is still actively tweeting though, so I know he’s not dead.

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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just like you said – still alive and tweeting

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d think a woman would keep tabs on her husband

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s such a 20th century thing to say.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

also, with a power run game like the Niners have, you need to have a threat to go downfield so teams don’t load 8 in the box to protect against to run. one could argue that Smith’s ineptitude is costing the team more yards that people think.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Smith has no touch and looks directly at who is going to throw to. I totally agree that they have done a superb job at coaching around his many weaknesses.

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Including his O-line weakness?

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s way too much for Jonathan Sanchez.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a 4th year arb guy and had a 3.1 rWAR/2.4 fWAR in 2010…$5.2 million is pretty cheap for a no. 4/5 starter.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought he’d get ~$7 million.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just not sure that Jonathan Sanchez is worth 5million to the Giants. To another team, it’s a bargain, but the Giants have a wealth of back end starters who are either making the minimum or already committed to a contract.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Which is why they should trade him.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would not get even close value for him at this point.

He’s basically BoA stock right now.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free agent after this year

If they’re going to dump him, they have to do it now.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And every team knows that and so the return will be quite low. Why get him now when they can just wait another year or wait for the Giants to get desperate enough to accept coupons on the dollar?

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's more of a mid-season trade guy

if he can recover and pitch well…someone will go after him.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a lefty reliever is worth 5M

then yes, Jonathan Sanchez is worth 5M, because he would be one of the best left handed relievers in the game.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're totally forgetting

about the $19 million LOOGY the Giants have.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd
NOOGY

I am assuming NoOneOutGuY

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a lot more potential value as a trade chip, methinks, than as a third lefty reliever.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying he is worth 5M to anybody, including the Giants

Because we have established that 5M/year is fair compensation for lefty relievers. See : Scott Downs.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because the FO shells out 5million to Affeldt doesn’t mean that it was a good idea, or fair compensation.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

See : Scott Downs.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t mean that it was a good idea

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a okay idea…Affeldt would have gotten $5 million on the open market thus the signing wasn’t bad per se. It’s just that it may have been a luxury signing for the Giants.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that is the going rate for top flight lefty relievers. You may not think it is a good idea, but that is the price. Pedro Feliciano got TWO YEARS and 8M for crying out loud. Because he throws left handed.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but he had that Feliz Navidad song…the royalties from that song alone would balance out some of that salary.

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We are all Pedro Feliz Navidad

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have a wealth of back end starters

Eric Surkamp just walked someone as you typed that.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez just hit Eric Surkamp with a pitch.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp was pitching.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez was warming up in the bullpen when he hit Surkamp (who was standing on the mound) with a ptich.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Jonathan Sanchez

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that one day against the Padres, though

he was such a Ber Tir Um Mal Lum

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.0 WAR = ~$4.5M value
$5.2M = 1.15 WAR

I think that’s a bar he can clear fairly easily even given his struggles this year.

by Royce Clayton as Miguel Tejada on Nov 1, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think that Zito can turn in a similar performance, or maybe even Surkamp.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m pretty sure we all can agree that Jonathan Sanchez >>> Zito

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by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp might

I just have zero faith in Zito at this point. Even Surkamp, I know it was SSS, but man he was terrible in the majors last year. Hopefully he was tired or something.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was SSS

So ignore it. It is meaningless. There’s nothing I hate more than people saying “SSS, but…”

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The walk rate

That stabilizes pretty quick, right? If he’d just been BABIP’d to death, I’d easily overlook it, but walking people….

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB/PA takes 550 batters faced to reach a reliability of 0.7

Eric Surkamp faced 126 batters.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, OK

Fine. I have an irrational lack of confidence in Surkamp. Is that what you want to hear?

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Sometimes a small sample is all you have.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 2, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have the minor league track record that made us want to promote him in the first place.

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by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, in that case, as rueter points out, it’s probably to go with the larger sample.

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by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Naturally… this is in response to the ‘SSS, but…’ hatred and wasn’t meant to be Surkamp specific.
Regarding Surkamp specifically, I don’t think “I know it was SSS, but man he was terrible in the majors last year” is that egregious. He did look pretty fucking awful, and I have to admit that the contrast between what I saw and what his MiL track record indicates I should have seen is concerning.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 2, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t disagree. Obviously the larger sample is also the one that’s less correlated to what we ultimately care about—how he does at the major league level.

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by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it's not all we have here.

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by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it were, we would still have scouting reports.

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by El Person on Nov 2, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the notion of “Burriss” and “arbitration” appearing in the same sentence.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI's top 50 FA in MLB

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/ben_reiter/11/01/reiter.50.free.agents/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a1

CJ Wilson at 4 seems very high.

Aramis Ramirez at 9? 34 years old and a cement block at 3B. Had a very good year last year but two poor years before that.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Papelbon and Bell waaaaay overrated there.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll get paid, though.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that article uses RBIs.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this
CURRENT TEAM: GIANTS
BEST FIT: GIANTS

Beltran was excellent after the Mets traded him to the Giants — in 44 games he hit .323 with seven home runs and 18 RBIs. But his overall .910 OPS was baseball’s 15th-best, and he would be higher on this list if not for his age and fragility. Still, the Giants desperately need offense, and are said to want him back.
CURRENT TEAM: PHILLIES
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J-Roll’s roll has slowed, and he is no longer nearly the player he was in 2007, when he won the NL MVP award. Still, he remains intelligent and effective both at the plate and in the field, and the Giants haven’t had that type of player at shortstop in at least a decade. They could turn to Rollins, a Bay Area-native.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, "Best Fits" for the Giants.

age and fragility

slowed, and he is no longer nearly the player he was in 2007

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they know BS all too well

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intelligent and effective at the plate and in the field?

Omar Vizquel was that five years ago, so I’d say it’s been a wee bit less than a decade. In fact I’d be thrilled if Rollins could replicate Vizquel’s 2006 for the Giants.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE BRIAN WILSON!!!!

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still an excellent idea.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think advocating a trade of Brian Wilson might've hurt my first impression with a notable TV writer I might Saturday night.

He said, “Wow, you’re total ‘Moneyball’” and seemed a little surprised. I tried to add that when a team hits as bad as the Giants, paying $10 million to a closer with arm troubles doesn’t make much sense. That might not have softened the blow enough.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to do this except Wilson’s stock is at an all-time low. Injury and poor season.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him at midseason, then. Don’t hold on to him too long. His salary will only get higher.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where I’m at…let him come back and do well and trade him mid-season for a bat.

Although if he does well, it’s very unlikely that the Giants will trade him. Both Bochy and FO seem to love that bullpen.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also trading Wilson would be unconventional, so the Giants would never do that.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading Bengie was pretty unconventional…

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unconventional? I didn’t know “You don’t trade an obviously declining veteran to make way for a young player with high upside in the middle of the season when it’s not clear if your team is even going to make the playoffs” was conventional wisdom.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

…unconventional for the Giants.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But no one does it. Very few catchers get traded to begin with especially a veteran one that allegedly had rapport with the pitchers.

Also, Buster was not hitting that well just before the trade.

It was a smart move but definitely not conventional.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

a veteran one that allegedly had rapport with the pitchers.

bork bork bork

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Bochy

but also a lot of other teams.

AA (Blue Jay) committed the same faux pas by trading away Napoli because he “promised” Molina the backup job.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s stupid.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading him at midseason would be pretty tough

You’d have to do a three-team deal where you traded Wilson for prospects and then flipped said prospects for a hitter, since clearly teams in the market for a closer at the ASB are not generally simultaneously unloading their good bats.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this tv writer think he’s better than Ken Tremendous?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

At least, that was my impression.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have told him you were into Moneyball when it first came out, but that now all the bandwagon kooks make it unbearable.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name dropper.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally!

Also, I mentioned it to demonstrate that when it comes to my Giants fanaticism, I will absolutely shoot my career in the foot.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

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by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SEEM HIGH

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

After this morning, I almost wish I was.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you take that back!

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosterbatory urge taking over.

If Reyes goes to the Nationals as suggested, should the Giants consider trying to trade for Desmond or Espinosa?

by BestHyperboleEver on Nov 1, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chance they give up Espinosa, but Desmond might be a buy low trade proposition.

Then again, pretty much every GM is smarter than Sabean at this point and has more leverage than he does in virtually any trade scenario, so, I don’t see this happening.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease
should the Giants consider trying to trade for Desmond or Espinosa?

You are correct and this won’t happen. I can dream though can’t I ?

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond and Espinosa are why the Nationals probably won’t sign Reyes.

Reyes makes none sense for the Nationals.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see the Chargers/Chiefs game last night? I just saw the highlights. LOL CHOKERS

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, jesus. It’s always something with that team.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was impressive

My GF hates Rivers for some reason, so she really enjoyed it.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like baseball too much

And I have no desire to watch tonight’s ceremony.

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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TUMMY

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I SUPPORT THIS SENTIMENT

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheOnion The Onion
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Apparently we are still world champs

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they all wearing home uniforms?

Also, isn’t advertising on uniforms against major league rules? It looks awful.

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the AS game in Taiwan.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Aren’t they the away team?

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by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s more marketable with the home jerseys.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Taiwanese audience would have a much higher likelihood of recognizing the team names rather than the city names that adorn away uniforms.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, Andres.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s going to be a Kardashian divorce story this hour on ATC. I can smell the avalanche of hate mail already.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently one of the Kardashians got divorced, and it’s news.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OoooOOOooo I’m gonna write up some angry hate mail for y’all.

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by chilibean_3 on Nov 1, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already anticipating Wednesday’s letters segment.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My tax dollars r funding this librul filth!!!

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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 2:28 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Maybe the news story is about the comedian who is going to sue some Kardashian over some divorce cuz it will mess up their jokes or something… I saw the headline somewhere and I’ve no idea who these people are or what they do, so I didn’t read anything else about it.

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Delaney

Wrote that for Vice Magazine. He’s a f’n hilarious voice on twitter, though tbh the “Sue Kardashian” piece wasn’t even near the top of the funny stuff he churns out.

Here are some of his tweets about marijuana.


What’s the right age to tell my son his mother has a history of drug abuse? (She did pot on a ski trip in high school)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am afraid that I will have to send you hate mail as well

Do not stoop to that level, TL2! DON’T DO IT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a local piece; it’s Guy Raz interviewing an entertainment reporter.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me his cell phone number

I will call him right now!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can they also update us on X-Factor and Big Brother?

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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear TheLetter2,

I hate you.

Love,
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So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONE SAID IT ISN’T MY FAULT!

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a national segment. You needn’t send me the hate mail.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

National segment what now?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Kardashian thing was a national segment on ATC, not a local one. So I wasn’t responsible for it…

…though it occurs to me I may be talking to you from the bottom of a very deep chasm.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus doesn’t know the meaning of the word sarcasm.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY! The first hate comment on the website
Kim Kardashian? Really???? Ask YOUR twitter fans if they are Kim’s twitter followers! NPR really needs to learn who their supporters are and stop trying to get other demographics to listen to NPR. They won’t and I am not interested in People magazine headliners.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE LATTE-SIPPING ELITISTS WITH NINA TOTENBAGS DAMMIT

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet all the comments are going to be GP under different names.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Your hate commenter there pretty much hits the nail on the head. NPR just has no comparative advantage over TMZ when it comes to this kind of story, and to the limited extent to which their demographics overlap, well, that’s why there’s internets, you can follow both.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTOH

Might some listeners want a small daily dose of “pop culture” so that they at least have a clue what people are talking about around the water cooler?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 2, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm

I was writing you a hate letter that you assumed was because of the story. Jokes on you!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 2, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reggie Bush had a good game Sunday. He should be back in the picture pretty soon.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You made me do this.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/52069/mto-world-exclusive-kim-kardashian-had-an-intimate-lunch-date-with-reggie-bush-while-her-hubby-was-out-of-town.html

October 31, 2011: MediaTakeOut.com just got an EXPLOSIVE bit of information. According to a person close to NFL star Reggie Bush – the NFL star and Kim Kardashian met up on Saturday afternoon – when her husband Kris was OUT OF TOWN.

The insider, who spoke to MediaTakeOut.com on the condition of anonymity, tells us that Kim and Reggie met up at BAR MASSA – a high priced sushi restaurant in NYC. The insider explained, “[Kim] knew that Reggie was in town to play [the New York] Giants, so she asked him to meet for lunch.”

At first Reggie told her NO – because he didn’t have time. You see the TEAM JET was scheduled to arrive late Saturday afternoon, and that wouldn’t leave Reggie with enough time to hang out – before meetings and curfew.

But things changed. A freak SNOW STORM in NYC causing the Dolphins to MOVE UP the flight – and give each team member 2 EXTRA hours of downtime in the Big Apple.

The insider explained, “Reggie called [Kim] and they met up. Kim was very excited.” The two ate in one of the restaurant’s private booths.

So where’s Kim’s hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES, you ask? Well he’s back home in Minnesota with his family.

UPDATE: WELL, lookie here. According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian is getting divorced!!! To see the story, click here

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That blockquote made my eyes hurt.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not REAL journalism unless it features GRATUITOUS capitalization.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S how I always WRITE my SCRIPTS.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight!

I’m still stuck in an underline/capitalization limbo. I need to be CONSISTENT.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to start doing this in work emails

That would totally trump the weird guy who always types all of his messages in ALL CAPS.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what he does now that he doesn’t play for my team.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll always care because Bush helped Nawlins win their title.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it’s more like he was there when they won their title. I’m not saying he’s the Eugenio Velez of the Saints, I’m just saying.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know how people say if we didn’t have Aaron Rowand, maybe we don’t win the WS because he made that throw in the NLCS?

It’s the same idea for Reggie and the Saints, except Bush did even more for them. Personally I think he was an underrated part of their team.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I’m still in the “Rowand got extremely lucky on that throw/thank god for Buster Posey making a good catch on a bad hop” your argument doesn’t really hold a lot of water with me.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but Rowand has always been a decent CF.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s always been on the strength of his range, not his throws.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you totally missed my point on purpose so you could spew more Rowand hate.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is quite the accusation.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention super rude.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that went without saying.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Rowand got lucky’ when you know that isn’t at all what I was saying isn’t exactly angelic either. but I appreciate the effort

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but it’s nowhere near rude.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it kind of is, because it takes what I said and spits on it. but whatever, its done with

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are totally overreacting. She merely pointed out that Rowand got lucky in his throw, which counters your comparison.

There was no spitting.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly didn’t really care until everyone said how rude it was. Obviously, whether or not Rowands throw was lucky or not was not at all the point of the example I made

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think it’s the point? You’re talking about contributions of players to team play. If you are comparing Rowand to Bush, the value of the throw is up for discussion.

You can’t control where ideas go here. If you toss something out, people will find different ways to discuss it.

But the general rule should be to not go into instant attack mode. PC didn’t say anything offensive, but you reacted as if she did and kept going with it.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, I probably did overreact. I’m not a person who is well-suited for internet blogs as it is- the other 90% of communication that is not verbal is kinda important to me.

Had this exact conversation taken place in real life, I surely would have responded differently.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have an incredibly bizarre idea of what constitutes rudeness.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally, if I guess aright, any contradiction is rudeness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would beg to differ, but I would not want to appear to be rude!

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S RUDE OF YOU TO ASSERT THAT I AM NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT IS RUDE BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS OF THAT

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT SAYIN BUT JUST SAYIN

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you think this because you know me so well or something? guess what, people people have different perceptions of things in life.

shocking, I know

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

She disagreed with your assessment in a polite manner. You accused her of doing so that she could “spew more Rowand hate,” and when she called you on that, you said that she was rude for disagreeing with you.

So no, I don’t think I need to know you really well to think that you have an odd idea what constitutes rudeness.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me just dismantle your weird post for you

my argument was NOT whether Rowand made a good throw or not. It was a metaphor for something else, which I felt the point of said metaphor was completely overlooked for another purpose that had nothing to do with the topic. that said, I admit I did overreact as it came off differently to me at first.

secondly, if you think that you don’t “need to know me” to have an idea of how I perceive things, especially based on a couple posts, then you’re just being ignorant and stupid. Not are, being. I feel sorry for the high horse that you rode in on. before you say it, yes, I am combative towards people who think they know me when they’ve never even shook my hand. Sorry, that’s who I am. but I know you’ve already judged me for that, so its ok.

lastly, I never said she was rude for disagreeing with me. That was actually your word, believe it or not. But thanks for putting words in my mouth! It really lends you credibility there.

Look, I admitted I overreacted. But you just made up a lie and judged someone you don’t know, for seemingly no good reason. So… I dunno man.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK

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by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, can I do some dismantling, too?
PC: Bush was lucky to be a Saint when they won.
GFL83: No! He, like Rowand, made a solitary, season-changing play.
PC: Like I said about Bush, Rowand was lucky to be a Giant when they won, and moreover, he got lucky on that specific play.
GFL83: You are intentionally misinterpreting my analogy, hate-spewer!
Chorus: Chill, brah.
PC: I am saying your analogy reinforces my point about Reggie Bush.
GFL83: SPITTING! SPITTING! YOU ALL ARE BEING IGNORANT AND STUPID! I’M NOT RUDE, YOU’RE BEING (NOT ARE!) IGNORANT AND STUPID!

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 2, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a Time Cube joke in here somewhere

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by RDreamer on Nov 2, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m done talking to you today.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you didn’t want Rowand hate, you wouldn’t have used him as a comparison.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL2 SWOOPS

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE SLOPEY ALONE

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn’t even a comparison. I used Rowand as a metaphor for a player who one made a bigger impact that people give them credit for.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know how people say if we didn’t have Aaron Rowand, maybe we don’t win the WS because he made that throw in the NLCS?

It’s the same idea for Reggie and the Saints, except Bush did even more for them. Personally I think he was an underrated part of their team.

No, not a comparison at all. Wait – it totally is.

And also – Rowand.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Scotty

has been invited to Spring Training with anyone

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANTI ROWAND PROPAGANDA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there some sort of shortage of beautiful women that chase athletes?

Why are they passing her around?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elisha Cuthbert?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t exactly go for the smart athletes out there

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s also that tricky situation where certain women have so much of their “own thing” going on that they can be picked up and dropped at a moment’s notice without doing much damage to the “relationship.” These celebutantes or whatever are so deep into self-promotion or their own “projects” that it actually gives these athletes exactly what they think they need: (their particular sport) time, personal time, sexy time.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

Go with this instead:

“They were tripping pretty hard,” Snellville police Capt. Harold Thomas told the Journal Constitution…

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funniest thing about this

Is that there is a place called Snellville.

I bet that is where Dr. Seuss is buried.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a couple in Snellville.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they naked?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not. In fact, they’re big dog lovers, so I imagine they’d be horrified by this story. What an awful thing to do.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone once said that giving someone LSD without their consent is psychic rape. I couldn’t agree more. And to dose your dog? That’s just nuts.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a girl who did it to an ex (or at least said she did) to get back at him for cheating on her. Whether or not the punishment fits the crime in that case might be debated, but there’s absolutely nothing an animal could ever do to deserve something like that.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That poor dog. Those people should never ever be allowed to be pet owners again.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel that way about parenting.

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I’d say they should be forced sterilized but the Supreme Court wouldn’t like that idea. Damn stare decisis.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day

I will develop an orbiting spacecraft that will be able to shoot a sterilization ray down on the Earth.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope your first shot is at the Octomom. Your second should be at any and all of the Kardashians; we don’t need further generations of those.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, they’re entertaining, and fun to laugh at.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean the world needs more of them.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

more kardashians = more papparazzi = more jobs!!

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmmm
incorporates this idea into nanowrimo story….

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dog is recovering with a new found fondness for the Allman Brothers Band.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably my favorite news clip ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgiwkcZxj7c

I love you so much for that, Cafferty.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

These damn allergies.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you could say...

(puts on sunglasses)

…he’s turned a corner

Cha-chung – Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not your best attempt.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reached on a fielder's choice

Not every swing is going to result in a home run

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder’s choice would be tofu.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Matt Klassen
devil_fingers Matt K.
Tremendous. No comment needed. RT @SI_JonHeyman: glad to see ryan braun is a gold glove nominee. well deserved. #thecrew

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh My God

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun has been one of the world outfielders in the league over his career

we are talking negative UZR. Every single year.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, I was under the impression he was pretty good. I still remember that snowcone catch he made robbing Ross of a HR in 2010.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just did that to set-up the Grand Slam by Jose Guillen!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Then Raul Ibanez also deserves a gold glove.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17312753

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point, kind sir, was that every time I’ve seen Braun in the OF, he’s been real good.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS?
;-)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it must be. that’s really wierd, every time I’ve seen him play he’s done great in the OF

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every game I've watched him

he’s looked a little weak in the outfield without any range.

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

While that’s not quite true, he was in fact one of the worst third basemen ever.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

He’s merely bad as an outfielder. The sad thing is that LF is such a clown show that it’s not clear who should get the award. I’d say Rowand would probably be the best choice.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Diamondbacks could have gotten all three and I wouldn’t have complained.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Fangraphs has Parra as the best for 2011 except for Carlos Lee (!!!). I’m thinking Parra is actually better than Carlos Lee.

Is there a way to get fangraphs to give you stats over the last n years instead of just single-season or career?

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like they caught every frigging line drive that was hit to the outfield last year.

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by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun is well known to be an ultra clankmitt, one that was moved from 3B to LF to prevent clankmitt history and suffice with clankmitt atrocities.

Jon Heyman is well known to be an idiot.

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by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t be as good as “Overthrowing the Cutoff.” That was classic. Before they went mainstream.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is certainly no Lem Ko El Eld

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joffreyclapping.gif

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by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes you wonder if he'd go to 1B if Fiedler goes elsewhere

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume they're going to try Gamel there

But if he fails, it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

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by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
Your 2012 SF Giants starting SS Ryan Braun is well known to be an ultra clankmitt, one that was moved from 3B to LF to prevent clankmitt history and suffice with clankmitt atrocities.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford will reverse that trend, in keeping with the Giants-can’t-hit-for-shit trend

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch Braun play on a regular basis, but the numbers would seem to suggest he has poor instincts and hands, and an inaccurate arm. That sounds like a really bad combo of skills for third base. Left field is, indeed, where those defects would be best hidden. Arm matters the least there out of all the outfield spots, and he has enough time for his natural speed to hopefully balance out his below average reads. UZR claims he was sort of OK there this year, but pretty bad the previous two.

I would think a guy that was notoriously bad with the glove who then substantially improved, while also being one of the most well-known players at his position, seems pretty likely to gain a lot of Gold Glove consideration. Which means Braun shouldn’t be a surprise, even if he doesn’t really deserve it. At all.

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by Ott on Nov 1, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would not be the worst GG pick of all time though

Not even close. 1999 Palmeiro has to be the worst pick. Ever. Apparently the coaches and players think he was so spectacular with the glove at 1B that he won it with 28 games played.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the one everyone brings up when mentioning how much the Gold Glove sucks. He had a Total Zone of 1, in 28 games played. Absolutely ridiculous.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I propose a new twist on Gold Glove voting. All coaches and players vote with ostrakon, and whichever player garners enough of the vote at his position, is exiled from that position for 10 years. He can play anywhere else on the diamond, just not there. Then add a Gold Glove for DH, and watch the hilarity commence.

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by Ott on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palmeiro winning the Gold Glove was on par with Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

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by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about Obama?

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Gold Glove material.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be like Daniel Descalso winning.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Palmeiro winning the Gold Glove without playing is like Obama winning the Nobel Prize. Ryan Doumit winning the Gold Glove would be like Kissinger winning the Nobel Prize.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His glove is gold, because gold is really heavy.

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive Runs Saved, career, OF (5,250 innings played): -7.0
Defensive Runs Saved, 2011 (1250 innings played): -3.0
UZR/150, career, OF: -6.0
UZR/150, 2011: -4.7
dWAR, career: -4.8
dWAR, 2011: 0.6

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s a LF.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that Johnny Weir?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know. I guess, probably. I was looking for any .gif of “Holy shitballs.” Couldn’t find an Ace Ventura one so I went with first available.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It totally is. He looks like Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you feel about him, given what a fan you are of ice skating, but I think I’d be much more likely to watch tournaments if there were more people like Weir. I like people who are serious about their profession but don’t take themselves so seriously.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get ready for a TL;DR

I think if he were more serious about skating, he would have been unbeatable. But, he was well known for not training hard enough. Evan Lysacek’s coach, Frank Carroll (who also coached Michelle Kwan), admitted that Johnny was more talented than Evan, but that Evan just worked harder. I think I respect the workaholic more, but that’s just a personal preference.

That being said, I’ve met Johnny twice and he was nothing but sweet. Very accommodating and good to his fans, and that goes a long way with me.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you about the respecting someone who works hard, has less talent than the person who has more talent, doesn’t work as hard, but I wouldn’t have known that without you telling me cause I’m I don’t follow the sport. Very interesting. But yeah, he seems like a really good guy.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My baseball player stalking has nothing on my ice skater stalking.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

......

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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people don't like to work hard

Dedication to your craft can be admirable, but it can also be obsessive.

If Weir found a personal a comfort zone in the work vs. reward equation, more power to him.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t though. He constantly whined and blamed the judges, US Figure Skating and whoever else he could for his failures. But, in the end, they didn’t make him fall or fail to have difficult enough content in his programs.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh Johnny.

I always loved his programs, and wished he would push the envelope in more ways than just his costumes. A slightly more difficult spin, better combo jumps… even better looking jumps…

by freesia39 on Nov 1, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a beautiful skater, but the new system is all about playing the game and racking up points. (For better or for worse.) He didn’t get it done.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Johnny Weir. I have missed your ridiculousness

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that real?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it from Brew Crew Ball, it sounds like it is and that they are as baffled with his nomination as anyone else.

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by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Raul Ibanez is chuckling.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those actually aren’t terrible numbers. Not gold glove worthy by any means, but he’s not as bad as a lot of people make him out to be.

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by mhad on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not, like, the worst in the league

But, for perspective:

There were 12 players who played at least 600 innings in left field in the National League in 2011. He finished 9th in the league in UZR/150 and in Defensive Runs Saved, and his career numbers indicate this is one of the best defensive years ever.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's only because there are some TRUE BUTCHERS in left field.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

and Ryan Braun is one of them.

Although Raul Ibanez is a special brand of bad. Lookout Landing has a whole cache of Ibanez-related gifs to illustrate how bad his is at fielding.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he takes pride in his defense

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense is like driving. Even those who are terrible at it think they’re above average.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE ROBBED THAT ROSS HOME RUN THAT ONE TIME

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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Heyman

votes for the Hall of Fame.

Last year he voted for Don Mattingly.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those without the DVDs
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m staying up to listen to that. I don’t care if I am sick and own the DVD’s, I still wanna listen.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel better!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I read that ‘sick’ comment in the context of ’I’ve got a baseball sickness’

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Rams make you sick?

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:(

No, I was already sick and fortunate enough to miss that

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saints defense isn’t what it once was, and their run game is weakened as well. Brees can’t do it all

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends over some iSoup

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, thanks. :)

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely OT: Just in case anyone missed this on SFGate

Awkward Family Pet Photos

(scroll down for the slide show)

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bleacher Report salivates

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make fun all you want but I’m fairly certain some of the people in those pics are McCoven.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the part about a “slideshow.”

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usurper

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2011/11/1/2530889/vernon-wells-makes-his-decision

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

God can you do anything right

That was very Grant.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: LaCava turns down #Orioles’ offer of GM job. #MLB

Nevermind players. The Orioles can’t even get assistant GMs to sign with them. With a promotion.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Better or worse then

Jed Hoyer leaving as the Padres’ GM to be the no. 2 guy with the Cubs.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

---

http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/7178453/chicago-cubs-introduce-gm-jed-hoyer-jason-mcleod

CHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs continued their overhaul of the front office on Tuesday when new president of baseball operations Theo Epstein introduced Jed Hoyer as general manager and Jason McLeod as senior vice president/scouting and player development.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think

that Hoyer is the actual GM?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robinson Cano is popular with the ladies on the plane

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

???

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVA or Cathay Pacific?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVA. Cathay is Hong Kong man.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Asian islands look alike.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well played sir

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know…but a lot of people fly to Taiwan via Cahay.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

11-some?

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

one girl for each HR derby HR

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHO’S BRINGING COLIN BALESTER HIS PEANUTS?!

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Balester always repays his debts

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 1, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's Pablo with his balls

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUT YOUR HAIR, HIPPIE

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best hair in baseball

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. There is no way he doesn’t look dashing.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

so lickable and thirst-quenching

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s loaded with vitamins and nutrients.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEFORE THE GAME
DURING THE GAME
AFTER THE GAME

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND SOMETIMES, ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TROLL

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re talking about Rosenthal, aren’t you. I think that’s racist.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure

but if I sit on a plane playing with my balls they make a federal case out of it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s because you’re in the Boy Scouts.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Nov 1, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be all that serpent blood.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Extra Baggs is up.

Good stuff about the Lopez/Affeldt signings.

Didn’t catch this bit before, but this is fantastic news:

A hearty congratulations to Susan Slusser, the A’s seasoned beat reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, who was elected president of the BBWAA.
Good for her, she’s one of the good ones.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That is great news for Susan, and the BBWAA as a whole.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cut to Sullivan sitting in a big leather chair, calmly petting a cat

“Soon, my friend. Soon.”

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the exactly get the reference but I appreciate the visual

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not reference. Just a gag about Sullivan wanting the BBWAA gig.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, got it

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kinda of chip would that be?
(Yes, I do believe the Lopez/Affeldt signings will turn lefty Dan Runzler into an almost certain trade chip.)

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dorito

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like the store-brand version of Doritos

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRAM Chip

totally worthless

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor kdl

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a question: is Dreamy Dan a galoot? He kind of seems like it, but I’m still not sure exactly what the definition of galoot is.

Also, just because:

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve defined “galoot” like, thirty times. I"ll try to dig up one of the old threads about it.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the Potter Stewart definition?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. I believe there are some men for whom galootiness is in the eye of the beholder.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Dan is a galoot because he’s kind of soft around the middle, with a big behind, and has a cute face. He’s like a teddy bear.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. Then he would be a galoot. The pictures I saw didn’t reflect that.

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by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

flip-flopper

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re already on notice. Don’t push it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I am? What did I do?

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

From last time. It takes a while to come off the list.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has put on some weight lately, and is very tall.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

is the definition of a galoot different with respect to a straight woman v. a gay man?

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would imagine there’s little difference with regard to gender. A galoot is a big, sturdy guy, maybe a little on the slow side (physically). A bearish sorta guy.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw all of those threads, and still somehow don’t get it. It’s obviously just me.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

kdl=adorkable

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still has not been seen in the same room with Claire Danes

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do sort of, maybe, a little teensy, tiny bit look like her in that particular picture.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf0lt2RdLVY

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought she resembled Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica).

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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like a compliment, albeit a backhanded one. ;-)

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was meant to be a totally front-handed compliment.

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, and I appreciate it. :)

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree. She’s super cute (both physically and personality wise) and has just enough dorkiness to her to hang with the nerds without being one herself. Kinda like Zooey.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you.

I <3 you so much. In a “kdl = Claire Danes” discussion on Twitter yesterday, xanthan said, “I had no idea that Claire Danes was such a nerd.” I pretended to be hurt, but I actually took it as a compliment.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hadn’t looked at the graph yet.

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by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure so I looked up the definitin of galoot with just said a foolish, awkward person, which isn’t really what I think of when I hear the word galoot. My definition of galoot would be more like big, loveable, maybe a little on the simple (but not stupid) side kind of a guy, which I think suits him. But I’ll wait for the TL2’s final word on this.

If I had to call him something, though, maybe “handsome bloke?”

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

By my definition, he is not.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Evidently I got all my information on the subject from Bugs Bunny cartoons, but I always thought of it as sort of a big, affable, simpleton. The etymology, though, is apparently (from galleon) in reference to an inexperienced/incompetent sailor, the FNG of the Age of Exploration.

by taliesin on Nov 1, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’d be a Cheeto. Gets orange gunk all over your hands and half the bag is empty

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by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cow?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They call hot prospects a “blue chip” right? So maybe Runzler is, like, fuchsia? Or something?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 1, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss is a buffalo chip prospect.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG NO

Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard Split

OTOH though:

drgrist David Roberts
Boy, I hope this doesn’t make Ben Gibbard write a bunch of sad songs.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no. If they can’t make it, then what hope do the rest of us have?

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at that quote, too bad about the split though

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s gonna gain back all the weight he lost

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying I have a chance!!

BTW, did you see her on Craig Ferguson last night.

Good fucking lord what a cutie.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve farted as a barometer. I woulda had gold if she then agreed for coffee.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Mariners

It was harshing Zooey’s 500 days of summer to listen to Ben’s bitching about that horrendous offense.

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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG NOOOOoooooo

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
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Let's play a game of BRANDON CRAWFORD OR RAFA NADAL

RULES: NOT ALLOWED TO GUESS BASED ON WHICH ONE IS AT A BASEBALL FIELD AND WHICH ONE IS PLAYING TENNIS.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CUT YOUR HAIR, HIPPIES

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

KING IN THE NORTH

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE ... COMFORTED ME, MOTHER.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

euphemisms

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I am so glad I checked in on this thread.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the rules of this game.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are essential to the fairness of the game.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Id rather play

Brandon Crawford AND Rafael Nadal.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

God DAMN Bruch Bochy's head is huge

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the dude on the far left?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaTroy Hawkins

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Kline

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 1, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not dirty enough

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Nov 1, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they look like goombas from the Mario Bros Movie.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

His head looks

superimposed.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say – it looks shopped. But I know it isn’t. His poor mother.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All these jokes...

THIS IS WHY HE HATES BEING AHEAD IN THE COUNT!

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

got its own weather system

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Nov 1, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like an orange in a toothpick

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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by ResDog on Nov 1, 2011 7:45 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

holy shit

I knew it was big, but what the fuck

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWIS!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granderson looks like Beetlejuice next to him

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HODOR

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: K-Pop top-ten

Grantland is quite the eclectic site. Today they look at this week’s top 10 K-Pop songs.

I mention this only because K-Pop comes up here occasionally.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

All you need is #1

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really the “The Boys”

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t really like “the Boys”…the only SNSD song I liked was Gee.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like you don't like the girls either

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re okay…they’re too “cutesy” for me and the attempt to mature them is not quite working for me.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this sentence

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Nov 1, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what K-Pop is.

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korean cereal

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP

BUBBLE BUBBLE POP POP

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I just tweeted that link to @Soshified

I am now fully ashamed of myself

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good…the Secret fans will bombard the writer with hate mail.

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so out of the scene

I remember when BoA was the new girl on the Kpop block. H.O.T. and S.E.S. were my jams, yo.

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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

s.e.s.

damn that’s old school.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, what's next

FinKL?

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was much more of J-POP fan than K-POP fan in that era.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive my ignorance, but what are the major differences besides country of origin?

(serious question, not chasm)

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

From my observation, Kpop is more R&B influenced and has more boy/girl group focus. Jpop can be pretty diverse.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

KPOP is way more manufactured and packaged than JPOP. Typical KPOP artist are discovered at ages 12-14, then put through intense training for 3-4 years before deciding whether or not they can “make it” in the industry. During this time they study dance, language, singing and other artistic talents rigorously and is paired in groups.

JPOP artists usually are more “natural” as in, they record company do not invest as much into the artists, but rather rely on the natural talent of the artist. That’s why there is such a high turnover rate. You’re almost too old for the JPOP scene as soon as you turn 18. The next 16 yo takes over your spot at the top.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember SPEED?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked Chinese artists better in that time period

Like A-Mei, Coco Lee, and Jacky Cheung.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

JACKY CHEUNG FOR LIFE YO

Coco Lee, not so much.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Bay Area ties with Coco Lee.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard she's kinda dumb

There was a rapper who called Van Ness who worked with her. LOL naming yourself after a street.

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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

She was smart enough to marry rich

http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=8294079&ticker=494:HK

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by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a list of my listening habits back in college :O

I still occassionally listen to Jpop when something perks my interest from the few anime shows I’ll attempt to watch. Though most of the anime from the last 3-4 years have been pretty awful so I don’t end up liking the OP/ED or insert songs like I used to.

by nataku on Nov 1, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

then Courtney turned you white

sigh

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I listened to rock and alternative music before the first year of college

But it was mostly grunge rock like Nirvana and early Smashing Pumpkins from high school. In freshman year of college while in the dorms, I started listening to more prog rock like Tool and A Perfect Circle as well as get exposed to more anime beyond the Gundam and Evangelion I was aware of.

by nataku on Nov 1, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have friends who are into it and know all the latest singers and such, but the only one I can recognize is SNSD.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not really sure what Grantland is, but it has a bunch of cool stuff amidst the stuff I don’t care about.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

See also: Books; television; music; art; people; Chronicles, McCovey

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford is getting married?

waaaah! Now my imaginary boyfriend is even more unobtainable than before.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And it’s to Yoko Ono, is the weird part.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Culberson is getting married this weekend, too. Another hottie off the market.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Giants have a “must be married” requirement for Rookies to get the chance to play

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce’s secret evaluation system is finally revealed.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems like so many Giants rookies get married just before / during their first year.

Buster, MadBum, Belt, Crawford come to mind.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s best to lock up your best prospects to long term deals early

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

Braves woulda looked really dumb if they’d given Heyward a long term deal last offseason.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they’d look smart in the long term. I bet he rebounds significantly next year.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/mexico-city-lawmaker-propose-renewable-marriage-contracts/1

Some Mexico City lawmakers are proposing “renewable” marriage contracts instead of lifetime commitments so that newlyweds could avoid the often torturous process of divorce.

Under the proposal, couples planning marriage would decide on the length of their commitment, with the minimum contract being for two years.

If they decide not to renew the contract, they would be able to opt out without a legal hassle, Reuters reports.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it makes sense but....

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds really sad.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait till they add vesting options and buyouts

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a slotting system.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Performance incentives!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. But I am a heartless law student.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still wouldn’t’ve done Kim K any good.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley Cooper: "Wait. I'm married to you for 7 YEARS?!?"

Jennifer Anniston: “With a child bonus and full no chores clause.”

Bradley Cooper: “What do I get out of the deal?”

Jennifer Anniston: “ME!”

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what Brad Pitt did.

Followed the money and demanded a trade to Angelina Jolie.

People still call him a sellout for going after the big bucks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the time you finished typing it, Mark Burnett was already pitching it to ABC.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a lawyer wrote that law

can you imagine the fights over property when each contract ends?

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shiites do the temporary marriage thing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like getting married allows them to level up.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Crawford will be able to hit next year. Yay!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be in favor of this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the ladies are like, “I better lock this shit down before they get famous and leave me for Alyssa Milano.”

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by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. Plus, getting married in California is a great plan for them. Marital property FTW.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but most of them get married in their home states where the property laws are much less favorable to the wife.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Those wives need better agents. When getting married to your soon-to-be potentially rich/famous significant other, get married in California.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, where they get married is less important than where they actually live and accrue wealth.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but many of them keep homes in their home towns in the offseason and rent during the season, so they can get screwed depending on the jurisdiction. It’s probably why many don’t file for divorce, even in the face of obvious marital infidelity.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always wondered about the accrue wealth aspect for athletes. Is it where they play games (so only half in their home park) or where the team is headquartered that matters?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered how they even determine the amount of dividable wealth. Say some chick marries Barry Zito now in CA. Does she have claim over the remainder of his contract yet unpaid or is that considered to have been earned prior to their marriage (even though it’s not even paid out yet)?

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm ….interesting. I guess it depends on how much the court wants to distinguish athlete’s upfront contracts from regular salaried positions that any joe schmo might have.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually reading about this not too long ago. For non-guaranteed contracts, the moneys to be received are typically considered future income, not a marital asset.

For guaranteed contracts, it becomes less clear. Since nearly all pro sports contracts, even those guaranteed, have an out for certain behaviors or situations, then it’s not actually definite that the athlete will get that money. Yet in nearly all cases, they do. It’s interpreted differently in different courts.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring condom on it

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 1, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Henry soon realized his mistakes, but not soon enough.

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imaginary forbidden fruit is the tastiest of the imaginary fruits.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

iFruit

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by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I felt when Zooey and Gib got hitched.

Keep the faith. One day you may be rewarded.

Off to L.A. to bag me those eyes! Toodles!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the eyes? Creepy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"She said, 'You have your Mom's eyes :)'. I said, 'Yes, I do. They're right here in my pocket.'"

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Nov 1, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Nerds (the candy) are delicious and amazing

Thank you, Wonka Candy.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

try nerds rope

life changing

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier got nominated for GG LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The NL RF nominations are pretty hilarious. Bruce is generally pretty good out there (7.3 UZR/150 career) but even he had a negative rating this year.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 1, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

The one-year rating is pretty much meaningless.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that lou seal has his hat backwards and is wearing sunglasses

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope the rabbit realizes its scary as hell

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as terrifying as 6’8" Zdeno Chara in a bunny suit.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shades of Donnie Darko.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF IT HAS A TAIL USE IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_i589lwCg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why am I with all these weirdos?”

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

parrot doesnt look happy to be next to dinger

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Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the Parrot’s normal expression? It is amazing

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nobody is happy to be next to dinger.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m struck with the notion that the Yankees’ mascot should be a big foam pair of calm eyes.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Jeter was their mascot. It is incredibly progressive of them to allow their mascot to play on the field.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought that their mascot should be the Monopoly guy

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 1, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this calm-eyed dollar bill

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life’s a duck-blur.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

a whoo ooh!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Burns sister's basement

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be so much better than their former irl mascot

dandy

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by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

he could wear a tophat and monocle, and carry a cain. A servant could carry a sign reading “Occupy a job” and “I am the .000001%”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 1, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the parrot has a perpetual look of horror.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more crazy mr. redlegs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why bochy shouldnt do meth

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Jeter won one last year

it was the pinnacle of how absurd the Gold Glove award has become

by nofreetime on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare you

besmirch the name of the Captain

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

After careful consideration ...

I’ve decided to buy Skyrim instead of MW3, and that Natto will send me his copy of Arkham when he’s done with it.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to play skyrim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big RPG guy ...

… not since FFVII, but I’ve started playing Oblivion a little and I like it. I usually buy only one game a year these days because i don’t have time for more, and it’s usually COD’s latest whatever. This is a big decision for me.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Oblivion. I was nearly done (just doing some of the add-on content) when my PS3 ’sploded and I discovered that my husband had been only backing up his game data.

I’m thinking of starting it over, because it was a pretty great game.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BF3 for PC.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been playing Gears of War 3. Seems a little repetitive.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just now playing Oblivion. It’s pretty good! I’ll likely wait a year or two for Skyrim. Got to get dem mods.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 1, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He posted OT in the comments section! He is just like us!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might see more of me now that baseball is over.

Or you might not! I’m cagey like that, and I also hate all of you.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 1, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That almost rhymed!

Got bit / World gone to shit / fever hit / might as well quit

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re like the Perez Hilton of baseball!!!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you want me to include the “bonus content” as usual?

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWCHIKAWOWOW

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW NOW BROWN COW

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can i just say I didnt like oblivion

i put in prolly 65 hours into that game
and at the end I realized it stopped being fun a while ago
and started seeming like a job

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Nov 1, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

you guys know each other in real life?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldnt find the suck it kenshin one

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Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

at a meet up but any other time?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Mrs. D next to Johnny? What patience and understanding she has.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are all the girls??

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL JIM?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prostitutes

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fancy

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, she’s a trooper. Trouper?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is a real delight.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only spoke with her briefly, but I concur.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super trooper, lights are gonna find you….

dammit now I have ABBA stuck in my head

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUG STARE!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we getting a gamethread tonight?

it will be short :x

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Beltran to lose

Because I want Beltran to have one less thing for his agent to bring up in negotiations.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like where you’re going with that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo Clipper Card! I have 1600 new friends!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol send to all

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all now discussing how to take down MUNI. #occupyrailtracks

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Movember

Which of you man-types are doing Movember? My fella is going to try. I’m looking forward to see what sort of failstache he produces.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

my brother is

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

MORE ILL-ADVISED HAIR GROWTH??

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that?

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I can’t grow a decent mustache.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I’m not sure why Carl Sagan was always trying to preserve humanity. I don’t think we’ve earned it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that Buster could be born.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

now those are some calm eyes

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, that you and J came up with the same answer — that’s chilling.

Secondly, I stand corrected.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is always the answer.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s this. My guy is doing it with some dudes at work. I need to sponsor him, I guess. He can only grow patchy facial hair, so this should be fun.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am passing

For the good of the community. I cannot grow a mustache or beard, it looks horrible if I let it go for even a few days.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance. I’m pretty sure that I would win the failstache award.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

People think I can grow a lot of facial hair, but really I only have a lot on my face because I don’t shave more than once every six weeks or so. If I drew attention to it the aura would be gone.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every month is Movember for me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Was the whole Coliseum tarped?

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

termite fogging.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo attendance

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that it was the only win in that series

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that the second game of a single admission double header or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It was promoted as part of 80s flashback weekend in Oakland.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which should have been a blast for all the young fans who remember the A’s most recent World Series victory…

OH WAIT

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2010 World Series is the only Bay Area championship I remember.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWN
OFF
NOW!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me with your plastic walker!

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S MADE OF TITANIUM !!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2010 World Series is the only Bay Area championship I remember.

Oddly enough, I know where I was during the Niners-Chargers Super Bowl, though.

by dregarx on Nov 1, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been alive for just about every Bay Area championship.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwwww....

too cute

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god! Don’t throw the football! Put it down!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

These men. Seriously, these men.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

eeeeee munchkins

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I didn’t know kids that little played football.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should wrap him in bubble wrap for the off season.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - What a headache

I use avast! It worked fine until today when someone there caused my computer to get a blue screen. Took an hour to fix.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

10 min till BASEBALL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no way we can beat Lee twice in one series!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHINESE TAIPEI

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait who the fuck are these shits
I want Panda and Andres

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taiwan scratched their original starter due to flu

Lefty on the mount = no Panda

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty on the Mount

That was my favorite part of ‘The Greatest Story Ever Thrown’

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

dammit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

just trying the new app

I hate being stood up.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 6:01 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

iDate

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it's just a girl friend

But thanks

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 6:13 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

LOL BUNT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Dead seems alright so far.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really enjoying it. Did you see Sunday’s episode?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that episode a lot.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Reminds me of that old adage (potential spoiler, so adding a spoiler buffer):
.
.
.
.
“I don’t have to outrun the bear; I just have to outrun you.”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m just going through the first season.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started number 4.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if all those researchers in the Arctic are like “WTF”

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so you have met my favorite, Redneck Daryl

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

with all his arrows and shit

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. He is like a dirty redneck Swiss Army knife.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wondering why zombies don’t yell like normal people. All, you know, like “ARRRGGG!”. Instead they’re all “BBBLBLBLWWARARARAEGAGARGAEEFAREAF!!!” with all manner of warbles. Zombie disease must do something to your voice box.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps the lack of higher brain function makes one unable to do much but grunt/snarl

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps the lack of higher brain function makes one unable to do much but grunt/snarl

This is typically my excuse.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was getting at that their growls sound kinda funny.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOSE GUYS STOLE GLENN!!

WTF GIVE HIM BACK

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your own Glenn! That one is ours, dammit.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listener-supported National Zombie Radio would be an utter failure, is what you’re saying.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put some guitars behind it, it could sound like Black Metal.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

By Jove, that’s it!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do zombies want tote bags?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Ira Glass should be pretty entertaining

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always. And we already have a zombie in the public radio family. He’s been dead for years, and no one seems to have noticed. He just keeps cranking out folksy commentaries about a fictional town in the upper Midwest.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he actually does have a face made for radio.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where all the women zombies are strong, all the zombie men are good looking, and all the zombie children are above average

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found Season 1 a little slow, but still enjoyable.

Season 2 has been stellar so far though.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Nov 1, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the comics to be much better

but still, the show is pretty decent. Maybe not up to the standards of AMC’s other original series, but still a fun one to watch. Honestly, though, I almost think it would be hard to screw up a zombie survival series on TV. Kind of amazed no one’s tried making one before this.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 1, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man they are struggling with these names

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

… Matt Holliday, the latter of whom is famous for trying to catch baseballs with his groin.

but had he succeeded, he probably would have deserved a diamond glove.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

or a gold glove ribbed with diamonds.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 2, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn the fat guy is hella loud

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

For the record, Matt Holliday is a good outfielder.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

As are his testicles.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good LF, which probably makes him a shitty CF.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not on the PA haha

he brought his own. A very famous fan in taiwan. But yes, he can be hella annoying

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the cheerleaders?

I need to see some bounce!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raining :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wimps!

Get out there and wet t-shirt!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL
Buck’s mouth is moving but Kruk’s voice is coming out.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds unpleasant for Kruk…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Luck. Hmm.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you didn’t like football.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Niners are winning!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wahoo!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jumps on bandwagon

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have returned to the bandwagon for the first time since the departure of Steve Young.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wearing a slutty Niners fan get up, as apparently all bandwagon jumpers must do, and smiling at cameras while ignoring the actual game.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/approved

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drunk hooting and cursing behind oversized glasses

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new Homeland was so good

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that show.

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Nov 1, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TatMan!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/scorching guitar solo

Little known fact: Actually performed by Paul, not George.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Nov 1, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul could play every instrument. But sadly not all at once.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through the miracle of overdubbing he kind of could

“You bounder, you cheat!”

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Nov 2, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Gold Glove Award show is supposed to be on ESPN 2 at 7 PM but it’s college football right now and it’s only the 3rd quarter.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Could it have been 7 Eastern? That could explain it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you’re right. MLB’s website says 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific. Huh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it on so damn late? I assumed it was on at 7 eastern too and confused why it wasn’t on earlier. West Coast bias?

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 1, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am SICK and TIRED of the West Coast getting all the media attention!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tried in 1906, but they built the damn thing back.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAA

Meanwhile, a 4.5 makes the Laurentian shield ring like a BELL!!!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO WUT

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A BELL I SAY

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A GAUSSIAN I SAY

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we have to wait for goddamn NORTHERN ILLINOIS and goddamn TOLEDO to finish before we can find out? This can’t be right.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked to see if it was on ESPN3 but they are waiting, too.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit the PA announcer is fucking annoying. Is this bush league crap normal?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not the PA announcer

he brought his own loudspeaker. That guy is the “cheering squad leader” of one of the Chinese fanclubs. But yes, even the Chinese guys were pissed at him after this game.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we deport the Stow attackers and have them visit this guy?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

man that's tough

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two birds and so forth….

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. Is he outside the stadium? If not, why wouldn’t they just kick him out?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah that's how it is

Sometimes the full band shows up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfgRn72zbws&feature=related

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASIA! FUCK YEAH!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I prefer this version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7AoDzRoazk&feature=related

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly superior to the American game.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think a band would be nearly as annoying. Also, there is no way I could watch 162 games of this.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, a sniper needs to take that guy out.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get behind this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Mathis sucks

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Ma this sucks

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew a Jeff Ma.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jef! FMA! This sucks!

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helluva job, Jeffy.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Ned is hard at work
With free agency set to begin on Thursday, Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times reports that the Dodgers and Juan Rivera are closing in on a new contract. The two sides are discussing a one-year deal with a club option for 2013

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FP Santangelo is on KNBR. He got a World Series ring.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

have to admit

i listened to him a lot last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME YOU

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

and missed him this year

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah as bad as he was

he was way better than byrnes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is 100% true

didn’t love f.p. but damn… byrnesie was somewhat tolerable in small doses. But it seemed like he very quickly ran out of things to say.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 1, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants were just giving them away, weren’t they? Did I not get the email about where to pick one up last year?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you had to do was broadcast one game.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the waves were pretty good today. As usual, they cave quickly and tunnel a lot, but, hey, Ocean Beach.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to learn to surf.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do and I’ll be all over you. Like whoa.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Googles “learn surfing Tennessee”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the waves were GREAT today. I got quite a few sets in this morning

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that you??? I thought it was Kelly Slater!!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, I was actually at Bolinas.

there was another shark attack a couple days ago at Reservation Beach in Monterey though… a buddy of mine (Todd Endris) got bitten pretty good back in 2007 at the same beach

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

#GOTHEEM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing on ESPN here but Sportscentre in espanol, and some thing about cars. Sad day. I want to know if Pablo’s going to win.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 1, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing on yet here due to college football. Baron, have you seen any DR games yet?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he do?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked fine to me. He had a solid hit to RF but was thrown out trying to take second.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 1, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AGGRESSIVE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw some other good prospects: Jerry Sands, Brett Wallace, Starlin Marte.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thunder thighs!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/immediately looks up

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and it's obvious at this point

But there was a piece on ESPN insider about the teams with the biggest holes to fill and which free agents could fill them. Don’t tell anyone I’m showing you this:

San Francisco Giants: shortstop

It’s something of a minor miracle that the Giants were able to win 86 games and notch a second-place finish despite ranking 15th in the National League in wOBA. As you can imagine, that was due to a systemic failure on offense, but the most obvious need going forward is an upgrade at shortstop. Last season, Giants shortstops combined to “hit” a measly .210/.265/.299. Suffice it to say, that’s an unacceptable level of production. Since there’s little in Brandon Crawford’s minor league dossier to suggest he can hit at the highest level, an external solution is necessary.

The free-agent gold standard is, of course, Jose Reyes. While the Giants certainly have the resources to afford him, it figures to be a crowded fray of suitors. The next-best option is Jimmy Rollins, who can still provide above-average production by positional standards and plus fielding. Down-ballot options include, for the most part, Rafael Furcal. So if there’s any team that needs to be committed to paying the going rate for Reyes, it’s San Fran. This might be the best fit in term of need, resources and solution in this year’s market.

I mean, has ever a team needed a man as much as the Giants need Reyes?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the term wOBA. it just sounds cute. woba. wobawobawoba.

Also, on topic, I see nothing in Sabean’s track record that will lead me to think he will make an all-out effort to get Reyes.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Do you pronounce it Woh-buh

Or Whoa-buh?

In your head, that is.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latter, but come to think of it, the former is cute too. wobba. wobbawobbawobba. wobba.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOBBA CHAMBERLAIN

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOBBA RULES

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say “WOE-buh.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

woba milk tea!

cold woba noodles

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get Yuni and love it.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes + Beltran = Parade v 2.0

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m planning on crying because of Betancourt already

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Newsies!
And finally there’s the Buena Vista Street News Boys, that Newsies knockoff show that will use the Red Car Trolley as their main prop.

Yay!

The News Boys will be joined by an additional newsie in the form of News Boy Mickey Mouse, who will feature the new talking and blinking headpiece for both the musical act and the sidewalk meet n’ greets after the show.

GOD DAMMIT. Talking Mickey is super creepy.

Link

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a new thing in Disneyland??? OMG

funny what a rave review in the NY Times will do for a property

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent you a tweet but you didn't answer.

Figured I could get you here. I have been looking forward to this every since I saw a Red Trolly concept art that looked like it had Newsies on it. This was like a year and half ago.

I am just glad they are going with it, even if the time period is a little off.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t figure out what todo with the link you sent, see.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I didn’t see that MiceAge had updated! /runs off to read everything

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Also: how can you live down there? Just driving through all that crap on the way to and from Disneyland drives me INSANE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, I don’t have a car so the whole traffic thing doesn’t really affect me.

Second, I rarely go further than a mile from USC’s campus (except for hockey practice on Wednesdays, but then I’m in a car someone else is driving after rush hour).

Third, I’m getting the hell out of here ASAP because I hate the shithole that is LA.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Well good on ya.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A year, six months, and two weeks left… One year, six months, and two weeks left…

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear lord, that is still a long time.

Godspeed.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous. Waiting for the Gold Glove Award show to come on. I see football with a score of 53-49 with 10:30 left in the 4th quarte.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

4 cups to a quart, so how long is that?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck plays football on Tuesday?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOSERS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where the fuck is the defense?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing next Tuesday.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN’s got to put something on TV, damnit

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Ryan Roberts is there?

Nice move, Bonifacio.

SHOWCASING AMERICAN BASEBALL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TATMAN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that ESPN would not dare to pre-empt the World Series of Poker

so that it could play it’s much hyped Gold Glove award show.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know my mom would be pissed if ESPN didn’t show the thrilling conclusion of the World Series of Poker.

/joking
/but only kind of, she really likes the WPT for some reason

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares about poker or the Gold Glove?

Brian Cashman contract got extended by the Yankees. ESPN has to have 30 minutes of analysis.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

49ers success

Here’s an interesting thought: What if the Niners success this season, and possibly postseason success, is affecting ownerships plans on the rainy day fund. Maybe ownership assumed that they’d be top dog in the city for awhile at least so they could milk the fans enthusiasm of the championship. Now the Niners are threatening to drawn a large chunk of attention, and cash, away from the fake beards, panda hats, and stoner hair.

I can’t lie and say my lifelong loyalty the 49ers isn’t starting to pull me away from all things Giants.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

competition breeds better sports teams!

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NPR hate mail update

Seven comments so far on the Kardashian story, and only one even vaguely defends the show. The rest boil down to this: “RAR RAR NO KARDASHUNS MOR KLASIKUL RAR RAR NO MORE PLEDGE MUNNY”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BROADCAST THE STORIES I WANT OR I WON’T PAY YOU, ALSO WE DEMAND AN UN-BIASED MEDIA.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE ECHO CHAMBERS, EXCEPT FOR THE ECHO CHAMBERS I LIKE

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO UNPACK THEM!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HER SHOW IS ALREADY CANCELLED!

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember listening to NPR one time and hearing the host reading some emails from people who were really upset about them reporting on Mel Gibson’s legal problems with that Russian lady he had a child with. You can get a micro snap shot of the type of people who tend to listen to them on a regular basis.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One my favorite Slate articles of all time

The Tedious, Annoying Complaints of NPR Listeners.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is only teaching me that the Mid Atlantic Conference sucks.

Dear God, there is still 8 minutes of this.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

pikagiant says fuck you

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same rule

Dinner first, then we’ll talk

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Well done, overlord

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/11/1/2531805/gold-glove-awards-college-football

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, I did NOT know that Skip McCance was a six-team Semi-American.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY TOLEDO!

See what I did there?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Night 'errbody

I’ll be back for more McReyes Chronicles tomorrow.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is up in the 7th with 2 outs and runner on 2nd and 3rd?
I think the Giants are dooooomed.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It may be that the Rangers are relucant to pitch to Renteria, considering how he’s been swinging the bat.

Especially with Scott on-deck.

Unless Clifton Phifer just refuses to walk anybody.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait where is this on

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Merope’s DVD

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s goooo-ooooone..!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Very busy week

But never too busy to say happy anniversary to you all!

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And to you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Belt fly out at the wall. Watching Escogido/Cibao on TV.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is pinch running in Taiwan.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

just checking in

happy greatest-day-ever anniversary to everyone as well!

by The Franchise on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The over/under for tonight’s football game was 48.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Torres could have cartwheeled home on that shot.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh this is great
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
THE GOLD GLOVE SHOW IS BEING DELAYED BY A FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN TWO TEAMS INCAPABLE OF PLAYING DEFENSE. APPROPRIATE.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
APPARENTLY, WE WRITERS THINK ALIKE RT @TheRealNedT: @TrippingOlney #trippingbaggarly @extrabaggs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

trippingolney is my favorite baseball-related joke twitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO WANTS DRUGS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is @mccoveychron

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Succop

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAER TO FANS: DROP DEAD

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Baer is singing this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy Giants day everyone!!!!!

I’m currently getting wasted and watching Game 5 on repeat …… swimming both in alcohol and in the memories. Hope you are all doing well on this joyous night.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 1, 2011 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I THINK I'M GOING TO TAT-MAN-DO!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure this has been discussed and I've missed it

Who manages the NL team in this year’s all-star game?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

next year

whatever, chronology and stuff

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it's jose oquendo being the new manager

probably him.

if it’s someone from outside the org… good question.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Roenicke?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the usual protocol.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, they might just have La Russa do it. It’s not like he would be unavailable.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like that Honorary Tommy Lasorda management job this season? blech

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

by default, it goes to the previous NL champion manager. nah, just kidding.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SEES ONE PITCH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ME

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this only on MLB…TV?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Nov 1, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV and MLB Network

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son of a….

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Nov 1, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, that stage looks so fucking stupid.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wasn’t it already announced that Molina won it.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATHENY!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wieters?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

....Wieters?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

after Matheny announces Matt Wieters wins it

he’ll announce that Matt Wieters wins it

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol'd, then felt bad.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I actually wanted to watch part of the NIU-Toledo game. No defense and all offense is so different from what I normally watch.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They have defense! I mean, not yesterday, but normally they do!

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Midwest Sharks (Wild) beat the Red Wings again on a Seto goal.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must be having nightmares about Seto on the ice during OT. I think he’s scored at least two OT goals on them, possibly three.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are right.

Guess what. They are bitching about the refs! Something new and different from them.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAA????

That is something that has never happened before, ever.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! I am shocked shocked at their outrage.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, believe we should truly look into this supposed disparity of officiating, because the Red Wings nor their fans have never once complained about that and thus must have a legitimate point.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally!

And we get lovely quotes like this. Sharks hate when they aren’t even play the Sharks.

Whaaaat?!! Homer got shoved into Harding….and Harding dove well!

by wingsluver4ever on Nov 1, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

He’s got plenty of Sharks to learn from

by MuleRules on Nov 1, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That is a fantastic amount of win

by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 1, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they just use passed balls as a reason he won?

Molina gets the NL one.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wieters.

Of course Molina wins it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ Stewart was robbed!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whiteside is hopping backstage. Hey, they should give awards to the worst defenders too.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could do this thing in 10 minutes but they need a bunch of bullshit to talk about

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So the winners aren't even going to be presented with the awards here?

This show fucking sucks. Who gives a shit what John Kruk thinks?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

it was funny seeing Ravech trying to give credit to Kruk for helping other guys win gold gloves.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh,so they are bringing in some of the winners.

I guess that’s better, even if it is a lousy Dodger

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wieters is a good choice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see that name, my brain reads it “Wieners”.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds freudian

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGE FLOPPY DONGS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buehrle AL pitcher.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of really want Pablo to win.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

These awards are all about avoiding LOLworthy picks

So far so good

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by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

if kershaw wins

then i think this site already has all the winners on it tbh

http://www.espnmediazone3.com/us/2011/10/31/espn2-to-televise-first-ever-rawlings-gold-glove-awards-show/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

which is hilarious

because Ethier and Kemp LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously Andre Ethier?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't get it at all

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame the managers and coaches

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Braun? Never heard of him. Sounds like he could play defense though!"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the higher uzr of the 3 finalists

LOL

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the problem with letting managers vote is from their vantage point, every bad fielder that takes bad routes looks like he’s making great plays.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake

It doesn’t have Jeter winning AL SS

by jhawx on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was an awesome hitter this year.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can win the Cy Young too

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But will he make his Jewish mother happy and marry a nice, Jewish girl?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he could call home once in a while?

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Polanco wins at 3rd.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

right?

put it in alphabetical order!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and try to use the same font for all three finalists….

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's the font that really gives it away.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like it was originally in another font or bold or something and then the intern tried to fix it but made it too small

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

No reason to watch this anymore.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 1, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failbeard wins

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nice of Kershaw to get out of bed for his interview

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast Times in Kershaw's Den

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How does Justin Upton not even get nominated for RF

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

“Just gonna let this award sink in”

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully to his skull.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton made 13 errors this year. That might be a reason.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just get rxmeister'd?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go lose another fly ball in the sun, Hunter.

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Expected
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Per AP, Polanco beat Sandoval for the award.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just sounds uncomfortable

by jhawx on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not good OR great.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Nov 1, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t even finish 2nd.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Body bias

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the fuck did daniel descalso do so well?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't hit well

and he didn’t field well

how did he finish second??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardinals

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also he didn’t really play third base.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How in the fuck?

by Sifor on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast Bias.

Giants play late games that no one sees for a team that didn’t make the playoffs this year.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Nov 1, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit thats fuck

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ESPN AWARD LISTING IN SMALL FONT

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow!

Kemp, Ethier and Parra???? What a shock!

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL ETHIER WINS HAHAHA

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

These are HORRIBLE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Frenchy isn’t going to win.

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

My boy. My precious boy. When will the world stop breaking his heart?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I needed a reminder of why the Gold Gloves are a joke.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Nov 1, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Gordon, Jacoby Ellsbury and Nick Markakis

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett Gardner is the best

And he’s a Yankee. I have no idea anymore

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Dodgers winning. I guess there’s no relationship between winning Gold Gloves and winning baseball games.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know what Baer said on Chronicle Live that made Lars so angry?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.sfgiantsnirvana.com/larry-baer-chronicle-live-keep-pitching-intact

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Not good news. I’ll cling to the “20-30 million guy” reference as a sign they’re not interested in Pujols or Fielder, but still might sign Beltran.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously pathetic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AP have also put up the list of winners.

Probably on a timed release. This program was supposed to be over by now.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Markakis's last 3 years by UZR

-6.1, -5.5, -4.7 (although to be fair his career is positive…barely)

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That document was posted yesterday. We could have saved the time and posted the winners here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad we could not have bet on it. I would have taken the 18-way parlay

by capn on Nov 1, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

....This guy just said either Left or Right field is the hardest defensive outfield position.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it’s either that or center field.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO OMAR COMING UP

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

To reiterate, John Kruk just said of Eric Aybar
PEOPLE ON THE EAST COAST MAY NOT HAVE SEEN HIM

I hate everything

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Nov 1, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

People don’t get to see him because he is out on the west coast. garble garble. You know, people on the east coast don’t get to see him

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to set Baer's nads on fire.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And the final score: “The Diamondbacks 1 and the Giants 0. Winning pitcher is Ian Kennedy. The losing pitcher is Matt Cain, who has now pitched 7 consecutive 1-0 losses”

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look past Baer to the Council of Elder’s who pull his strings.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those people don't have nads

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Joe Panik just went deep in Arizona.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Nov 1, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s quoting Kahill Gibran again, huh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 1, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got lost in B-Ref's Top 1000 WARs
916.
Ossie Bluege 24.7 R
  Joe Harris 24.7 R
  Johnny Hopp 24.7 L
  Ramon Martinez 24.7 R
  Mario Soto 24.7 R
  Chris Speier 24.7 R
  Butch Wynegar 24.7 B
923.
Tim Belcher 24.6 R
  Matt Cain (26) 24.6 R
  High Pockets Kelly+ 24.6 R
  Dode Paskert 24.6 R
  Manny Sanguillen 24.6 R
  Red Smith 24.6 R
929.
Luis Castillo 24.5 B
  Jack Doyle 24.5 R
  Davey Johnson 24.5 R
  John Morrill 24.5 R
  Dustin Pedroia (27) 24.5 R
  Hank Sauer 24.5 R
  Snuffy Stirnweiss 24.5 R
  Sam West 24.5 R

Old-timey baseball names are the best.

PS- Stan Javier awaits at 913th place!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 1, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

High Pockets Kelly! Amazing

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and...
1. Babe Ruth+ 190.0 L
2. Barry Bonds 171.8 L
3. Ty Cobb+ 159.5 L
4. Willie Mays+ 154.7 R
5. Cy Young+ 143.2 R

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

babe ruth's pitching and hitting combo is overpowered

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you guys are doing, but...

I’m watching Glee.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm baking corn bread

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum!

I love corn bread. You’re not putting jalapenos in it, are you?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I hate when stuff gets added in. Just the bread, so I can put my honey and butter on top, please.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you! Why does anyone put stuff in it?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's for my daughter!

no jalapenos

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean my daughter?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!

!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were ready to unload her. I’m met with my adoption attorney today and everything!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can I give this up

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/314605_10150434618021323_688456322_10562264_1713827019_n.jpg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE CUTENESS.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that bathing suit!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty stylin’.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as stylin as my cap

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/373794_10150434623661323_688456322_10562336_2024433716_n.jpg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, she’s a very en vogue 3 year-old.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me sad that the hockey players are the meanest of the mean kids.

Plus this Irish kid is not exactly the best actor.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His voice is nice, but otherwise I’m not a fan.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yay for shirtless Puck again.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made my day.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now I kinda want Puck to hook up with Idina Menzel’s character. The fact that he looks waaaay too old to be in high school makes this not sketchy to me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can fanwank that he’s 18.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me. I ship it now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap!

They kissed!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to decide if there was enough build up. I might be forgetting stuff because of the hiatus, though.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, there really wasn’t enough build up. But this is Glee. They might not even remember they kissed next episode

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the looks of the preview, it looks like they don’t even mention it.

In real life, she would get SO FIRED for that.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. I think there should have been tons of UST. Then when he drops out / graduates he can be her manny/boytoy

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should probably hire us to write for the show.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. But I do love Burt running for office.

Burt Hummel might be the most likable political candidate ever. He’s a blue-collar worker from middle American who owns his own business, has a wife with a cute haircut, a gay son, and step-son who is the quarterback of his high school football team. That may just be every demographic.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes.

My big problem with the show is that I’m an education lawyer, and I’m always like, “that would never happen!” Like, I was screaming at Sue, “special ed is a federal mandate! Even Ohio has to have special ed! That could never happen!”

Kind of ruins the mystique.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why I can’t watch Suits. All my friends love that show but the central premise makes me want to tear my hair out.

I just sit there going:

“He doesn’t have a law degree and he hasn’t passed the bar, but is telling all his clients he is a lawyer. He is soooooo liable for so much.”

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I never even tried to watch that show because the premise was so absurd.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't even passed the bar?

All he has to know is that the top bar is Cold and the bottom one is Super Cold.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the age of consent in Ohio is 16

But the fact that she is a teacher wills still be enough to get her fired.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least she’s not doing anything illegal. But, yeah, FIRED FIRED FIRED.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/straightens his tie

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just finished watching chopped

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch much Food Network. Maybe I should start, and I can figure out what to do with this new food processor I ordered.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mainly use mine to make breadcrumbs and to whirl chunky salsa into smooth salsa.

I’m trying to decide if I should get a slow cooker. Everybody seems to have one.

And I need a new coffee maker.

I hate choosing appliances.

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine has a million attachments, like a juicer (!) and other random crap. I can make pretty much anything in it, I think. If, you know, I ever cooked. I have a crock pot that I have never used. I should probably start making stuff in it that will be ready when I get home.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, watching Food Network has made me more interested in trying things out in the kitchen.

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by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fav shows on food network are Down Home with the Nealys and Barefoot Contessa, but honestly the best food shows are on PBS, like Chef Pépin and America’s test kitchen because they really teach you about how to do things and the chemistry behind recipes (i.e. how to perfect recipes for staple food), not just about how to prepare particular recipes.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh

Good to know!

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

barefoot contessa brings the lulz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That woman makes great tasting food but dang, all her recipes are super rich. You just can’t eat like that every day.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah nothing wrong with her cooking

but the show itself with all her quirks and whatnot is hilarious. i mean, i love it, but it’s hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, she’s in her own world. But so is Paula Dean and the Nealys and everyone else with a cooking show now that I think about it. You need to be watching America’s test kitchen, that guy is something else.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gay friends are coming over so I’m going to make some veggie wraps. Start by creaming three sticks of butter.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSS

Ina and her dinner parties for her gay friends!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A new gay couple is moving in next door so the lesbians and my husband are going to throw a party. All we’ll need is brand new tablecloths for the garden setting, a chandelier, and some butter for the drinks.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Ina. She reminds me of my mom.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love her too.

Her show wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining if she wasn’t… her.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With her vast herb garden and party-sized recipes and Martha’s Vineyard life

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that insane store she always goes to to buy her ingredients.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW THEY LIVE IN CONNECTICUT

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching Game 5.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was Merope

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

playing World of Warcraft

it’s guild RP night. don’t judge.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

RP?

Recruit practice?

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's when you put on your robe and a wizard hat

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

roleplay

with characters and shit.

i type everything in an incomprehensible edinburgh accent because i hate my guild and want them to suffer.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I found this again

Still one of my favorite thing ever. More dots more dots more dots

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

good times

I think Sebudai is my favorite though.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah there is no replacing Sebudai

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/totally judging

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching walking dead, over thinking things

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

about life or Walking Dead? I’m not sure which one hurts the brain more

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the life thing is the over thinking; in an interesting twist, walking dead distracts from that

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 year girl?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no. I made a command decision to put that on the back burner for a week. No thoughts on that subject.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably a good plan.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good talent to have.

I’ve got a buddy who is in the pits over a girl right now. I remember when that used to happen to me, and boy did it suck.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought only girls did that.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve written some embarrassing emails in my time.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you prick us, do we not bleed?

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just mean, it seems like women are the ones who over-analyze everything to death. I’m sure I’m totally wrong, though. It’s never smart to generalize about entire groups of people.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

women are the ones who over-analyze everything to death.

Counterpoint : GRM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women Are The Ones Who Over-Analyze Everything To Death

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I bet there is no suck

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polanco winning OK. But Pablo finishing behind Daniel Descalso? The 3rd baseman in the World Series for the Cards was David Freese.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

less arbitration $$

so oh well

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Pablo got penalized for missing significant time

Then again, the voters are so stupid that I don’t even know if they took that into account

by jhawx on Nov 1, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the eff is daniel descalso?

trollin’

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by Unitard on Nov 1, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i seriously don't understand how descalso finished so high

he showed no bat and no glove this year and didn’t play that much. he’s not established. it’s bizarre.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The voters like alliteration.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can name a few who warrant consideration over Pablo and Descalso.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't name anyone who deserved it more than pablo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

polanco was an ok choice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not over Pablo but you could name several over Descalso.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh definitely

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only conclusion I can reach is that MLB managers are idiots.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE PLAYS SS AND 2B SO HE MUST HAVE A GOOD GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Nov 2, 2011 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I absolutely don’t get that. Descalso didn’t even play half of a season’s worth of innings there!

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by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed the green screen behind Phillips.

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wait a minute

wait just a god damn minute

wait for one fucking minute

AAAANNNDDDRRREEEE ETHIEEERRR?!!!?!!?!?

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The 49ers are #2 on ESPN’s NFL power ranking.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, they do have the second best record in the NFL

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celsius X VI II Papillon Tourbillon

275,000 cell phone

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was an electric razor.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like 2 years before they actually did release a 5 blad razor.

The Fusion. And it is wonderful.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey who broke netflix

what the fuck is this I want to watch things instantly IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

my dog just trotted into the room

with a phone manual in his mouth.

for a phone from 1986.

1. where did he find that?
2. why was he interested in that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got to make a call, obviously

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

veteran grit

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably get fed up with Tech Support

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next awards will be the MLB Players Choice Awards on Thursday at 5 PM. Don’t expect Ryan Vogelsong to win the comeback player award there, either.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Keith Law really hate the McRib

keithlaw keithlaw
The people who voted on the Gold Glove awards also believe the McRib is real food.

keithlaw keithlaw
No. Does it have to do with the McRib’s manufacturing process? "@jhwoytek: @keithlaw have you ever heard the phrase “beating a dead horse”?"

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well he's right

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by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of McRib: http://news.yahoo.com/whats-mcrib-made-anyway-125300382.html

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — “a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes.”

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(psst, that’s the joke)

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know how many saw that.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shocked, shocked to find out the McRib is made up of completely unhealthy and nonorganic things

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The McRib is definitely gross. Tastes gross, is gross.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching The New Girl now

I think I have as big a crush on Zooey Deschanel as everyone else does.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t handle it. She is just too twee. I don’t mind her in smaller doses, but a whole show is too much for me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that, even though I don’t agree. The show is actually pretty dumb, but she’s just adorable, IMO.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is totally fair. I don’t mind her, but she is just so much the Platonic ideal of the Manic Pixie Dreamgirl that it is kinda crazy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is very true.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like the show much, but at least all of the characters seem to despise the way she acts most of the time. Which is the realistic reaction.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This episode is actually pretty good, the last couple made me want to drop the show, but this one was back on point.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just at the beginning, but good to know it’s a good one.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a whole scene where she and nick have a back and forth about penis that is totally worth it.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like all the different names for it she has.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, you won’t like her word for vagina. Yuck.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think that’s bad? I actually have a pot I specifically use to make gumbo. NOW I CAN NEVER CALL IT THAT AGAIN!

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow “shrimp-sausage-rice-everything else stew” doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know what I’m gonna do.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could decide you like girls

But man, I dunno, I like girls and that’s still just an association I don’t want to make at dinnertime.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The noise that Nick made when she used that word was perfect.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear it.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom gets so freaked out when I say “vagina.” (Sometimes I just say it over and over to upset her.) It reminds me of Jess and her inability to say “penis.”

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, my mom hates the word “moist.” I say that to drive her away when she’s annoying me. Sometimes I even text it to her (she really hates that).

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If my mom ever read my texts, I would try that!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my mom has an iPhone now so she has no choice, it’ll automatically show up with “MOIST”

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom has a crappy old Blackberry, and never looks at it.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 6 year old loves that word right now. She skips down the hall singing “Vagina Vagina”. My husband is a bit uncomfortable about it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why

I love that kid.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I am six.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Haven’t seen that maymay in awhile.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, I think you and I are the only ones who still call it maymay. More people need to say maymay

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Heimy.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we still talking about vaginas?

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey now.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You’re thinking about hymens. We’re talking about Heimy, the girl who used to post here.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah :(

He’s still on twitter, but it’s not the same

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the best things ever was “Rally Animals in Casts.” Were you here for that?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I was here for “HEY GUYS I HAD COME CHICKEN FOR DINNER”

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA! That was almost as good as “Hey Gays!”

Also, there was my favorite: EAT YOUR DAMN EGG ROLL.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGG ROLL

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Heimy

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to harass him via tweet more often.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME CHICKEN was so grate.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is an inextricable part of the MattingLOL game for me.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 2, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE SOLD OUT TO THE MAN

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She thinks it’s a beautiful word. She wants to name a flower “vagina.”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Nov 1, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember one of my friends in high school really loved the word gonorrhea. Like, he wanted to name his future daughter Gonorrhea. He was… strange.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he doesn’t procreate.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s got the remote control for that birth control satellite?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 2, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

"You know what? I don’t want to express myself. I don’t want to sit in a room full of people and say… the p-word! I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little bit more like me, we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair!"

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU MEAN BEN GIBBARD IS SINGLE

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read one line on Wikipedia

that made me conclude I’d never be able to stomach the show, Zooey or no:

Together, this group of friends tries to help Jess learn a lot about love, life and mostly about herself, while at the same time learn a lot about themselves.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really not that sappy. They need to edit that line.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there were a zombie apocalypse, I would so head to Utah.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy gets paid to write about baseball
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
glad to see ryan braun is a gold glove nominee. well deserved. #thecrew

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s half the defender that Andre Ethier is.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 1, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier is half the defender that Prince Fielder is.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder is twice the defender that Mike Fontenot is.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like 4 Fontenots.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

By weight or by volume?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidentally clicked on the sitemeter for this pl

Favorite stat: average time per user spends
at MCC is about 4 hour per day

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh, holy shit.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. This place is worse than facebook at its heyday

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

yes

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

that wasn’t the example i meant to use at all

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned that someone on here is posting from the Berkeley dorms/campus.

Hi you!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

I’m not sure I’m the only one.

by dregarx on Nov 2, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, which of you slackers is dragging the average down?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

I pretty much leave it open all day.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s me, sorry. I just started working again and no longer spend 10 hours on the couch playing around on McC

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I discovered over half the people here use Safari, and also that someone found this place by searching Google for “uncircumcised penis.”

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Nov 1, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a happy accident

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is from Lyons, Oregon?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not me, although I just checked it out on the map. There’s a town a few miles to the west of Lyons called “Sublimity”.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone visited from Shanghai.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Canton…..Georgia

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would someone in Saint-Vincent-de-Paul, Quebec be interested here?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there a user named GiantsFanInMontreal or something of that ilk?

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Nov 1, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. That’s right. I also see a Wollongong, New South Wales (I see DR, too but I know who that is).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it wasn’t me!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually been dragging that average down these last few months.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 3, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM
@BillShaikin
Bill Shaikin
McCourt agrees to sell #Dodgers. Team to be auctioned in bankruptcy court. More soon at latimes.com/sports.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to open up a Kickstarter project to raise money.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can contribute up to $300

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could buy them and turn them into the Washington Generals of baseball!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Nov 1, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim can put in $300, I can put in maybe $200. According to Shaikin’s most optimistic estimate, we could do it with as little as $841,999,500 more dollars.

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ask Bank of America for a mortgage!

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 52 YEARS, OR 56 YEARS DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR REFERENCE IS, THE GIANTS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

by non sequitur on Nov 1, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished watching The Magic Inside.

Huff and Timmy were much skinnier, Panda was fatter. Dirty and Torres didn’t suck. Buster and Madbum were just awesome.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy were much skinnier

sob

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not in a good way.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMACIATED

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badonkadonk

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is never just awesome.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the most awesomeist awesome that ever awesomed.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I miss him so much!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the Sunday Chron article on him was like wrapping myself up in a warm Buster blanket. Sooooo comforting.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished watching Game 5.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to the KNBR rebroadcast right now

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. Gonna take my last dose of NyQuill, down some wine and knock off pretending it’s one year ago today.

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by Prussian Creole on Nov 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh that’s a good idea /pops open a beer

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGER AUCTION FANSHOT

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/1/2532096/dodgers-to-go-on-auction-block-shaikin

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Tomorrow is my birthday and I forgot to remove my birthdate from facebook.

My email has already started to be spammed with people I haven’t talked to in years giving me the perfunctory birthday message.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

happy birthday whatsamatahari

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks! The Giants gave me a really good birthday present last year.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would remove it, but I found that the messages from all sorts of people who wouldn’t have known otherwise and couldn’t have cared made me feel wanted. It was nice.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Birthday somebody say Birthday?

Greetings mcovens, I was reading the other thread earlier and….wasn’t able to get my 2 cents worth in. so here…My Bday is today and 1 year ago was the best ever. My 60th, I was here in my home watching with my daughter, holding a ticket for game 6 in my hand (birthday present that I received about the 6th inning) and was preferring not to go just wanting it to end that night!
Being a native San Franciscan and lifelong Giants fan. 62 barely remember, 87 playoffs went to the home games (Candy ex dodger and never trusted him),89 attended game 4 A’s suck! 2002 game 6 need i say more and finally last year .
Emotionally drained and cried just a little after the last out. yeah we won.
Thanks for listening

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Nov 1, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and right back at ya

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Nov 1, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for shits and giggles .........

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 1, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is like 2 flagpoles smaller now

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've got an idea! ..........

whoever has taken a picture with the trophy, post them here!!! i’ll start it off ………….

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 1, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does everyone on here look like Fontenot?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

MCC = bunch of cloned Fontenot’s. lmao!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 1, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the straight men do

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have you know that I am a dead ringer for Pat Burrell, minus the sketchy leer

so no, not really Pat Burrell.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 1, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen you. FONTENOT. with dreads.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL WHITE PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE.

//racist

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m not white.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DESI FONTENOT

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by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look like one of those two in now shelved Metro PCS commercials?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least, those commercials will disappear.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people look better

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 2, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

"It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were ......."

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Nov 2, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already posted mine. Everyone made fun of me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you look like Fontenot?

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a white guy with longish blonde hair

But I’m about twice as tall

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and also looked stoned

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this describes every white guy with longish blonde hair, though.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 different people asked if I was stoned yesterday

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you look really alert and competent when you actually are stoned.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 2, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. I just look really, really stoned.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 2, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on the left

2010 Commissioner's Trophy

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Nov 2, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit you look intimidating

/runs

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 2, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And not like Fontenot!

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 2, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im the one who is not the baby

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 2, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is windy as hell right now in Berkeley

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah really.

Crazy shit.

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently howie’s phone was nearly blown out of his hand.

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah its been pretty terrible around here too.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Nov 1, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some fire going on in the North Bay and East Bay. http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/firefighters-battle-blazes-north-and-east-bay/nFScZ/

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fire in Blackhawk. That will be some pricey structural damage.

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON TIMMY SIT THIS GUY DOWN

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH STRIKES OUT THE SIDE

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A BOSS

a skinny, skinny boss

by WhatsAMataHari on Nov 1, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MI WAIF

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, you’re watching game 5?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 5 Timmy = stud

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Nov 1, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That is pretty terrifying.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Nov 2, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The resemblance is uncanny.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 2, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geeez it’s dark outside….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 2, 2011 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

day lights saving next week right?

falll back an hour.
that should make it lighter in here

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 2, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

2am sunday morning I think. That’ll help.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 2, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, the sky is lightening…finally

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 2, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If mark cuban buys the dodgers.....

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Nov 2, 2011 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

luckily there are lots of bridges in the Bay Area….
I wish he’d buy the A’s instead, and move them to Tacoma!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 2, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB seems pretty determined to keep Cuban away from it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 2, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please no

I like Cuban.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 2, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Damon a free agent?

Cuz he is almost old enough for the Giants. He fits the aging former star on decline therum they adhere to regularly.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 2, 2011 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I do believe so

He could probably put up an above average OBP at least. Sign him for two years and watch him chase 3000!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Magglio will be FA too

Also in this model. Extra savings with 1 bad year last year. Looks like 2009 and 2010 were reasonably productive.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 2, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damon's wRC+

2010: 109

2011: 109

A SIGN!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes+ Damon+ Beltran

Reyes
Damon
Beltran
Posey
Panda
Belt LF or 1B
Sanchez
Schierholtz LF or Huff 1B

by Myemail21479 on Nov 2, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool with me.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be cool with an OF of Belt-Damon-Beltran?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Torres CF
Damon LF
Beltran RF

Belt 1B

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So how did Pablo & Torres do last night?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 2, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I saw 1 Pablo at bat

He swung at the first pitch and popped out to CF.

Also, I have a theory on why Pablo is still not taking at bats against lefties. I believe he needs surgery and the Giants are doing the whole “let it calm down” thing. I believe this is going to be a problem all year.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LALALALALALALALA

Can’t hear you

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 2, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t taken at bats against lefties since August. If no surgery was required, it would be better by now.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So have we begun to take a collection to buy the Dodgers?

I got 5 on it.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 2, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's buy the Dodgers and run them into the ground

… too late

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 2, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our work here is done.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Nov 2, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not done being outraged at Larry Baer.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think that will be Beltran or JRoll's price a year

It just sounds like to me, No Pujols, No Fielder, probably no Reyes, everyone else is a definite maybe

by Myemail21479 on Nov 2, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have to wait until after free agency

I would be happy enough if we resigned Cain and Lincecum and put in some fillers in there. Not super happy, but Rowand and Zito’s money leaving in 1-2 years, we have 2 superstars to build a lineup around, with Belt hopefully getting up there soon.

I’d rather be the Giants than the Rangers. Harder to get pitching when you need it.

by Myemail21479 on Nov 2, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather be the Rangers

Position players are less likely to get hurt, less volatile. And their hitters are as good or better at hitting as our pitchers are at pitching.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean come on people!

They won the WS with Burrell, Huff & Cody Ross. I’m sure they’re still thinking scrap heap.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 2, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos is gonna run about $13M for maybe 2 years+option year

JRoll will, of course, be for less.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Nov 2, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed this

What did Darth Baerius say?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 2, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The GiantsNirvana post summed up my thoughts basically

http://www.sfgiantsnirvana.com/larry-baer-chronicle-live-keep-pitching-intact


My takeaway from this is that Baer is emphasizing a pitching and only pitching philosophy with the team. It sounds almost as though he doesn’t care at all about the offense, and is completely oblivious to the fact that their issues extend far beyond the injuries to Buster Posey and Freddy Sanchez.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 2, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think “completely obvious” is pretty a slight exaggeration. He basically said that the pitching is the strength and he’s not going to break up that strength to acquire hitting, whether it be trading a pitcher or not signing one of the important pitchers to save money for offense. He didn’t say “screw offense” or “Mike Fontenot is going to have a great year and save us,” he just said he’s not going to spend wildly and he’s not going to break up the staff. Not that unreasonable

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 2, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should do both

The Giants have enough money to keep the pitching staff together and at least try to sign one of the premium free agent position players, it not two.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 2, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So sign all pitchers (the most volatile injury position in baseball) to long term deals

And then bargain hunt and trade prospects for hitters midseason….

What could go wrong!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Nov 2, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s a marketing line, too.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 2, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 2, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

---

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Australian for Cock.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 2, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

No weather map yet. I’m filing for the network. Hold the line, please.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Nov 2, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

/crosses his fingers for no Face of Boe

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which version?

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by Natto on Nov 2, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep looking outside my window expecting to see Buster Posey’s face floating in the sky.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Nov 2, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

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