OT: WIN NOW 2011: GOLDSQUID
by satyricrash on Oct 9, 2011 12:11 PM PDT
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PrintWell what do you know, here are all these tremendously popular dumb WIN NOW rally images from this just completed San Francisco Giants base-ball season. There are a whopping SIXTY-FIVE (how is that possible???) of them, and I even flaked out after July! Good job, me! Thanks. My record is a tremendous 65-0. I singlehandedly kept the Giants in the playoff hunt ALL THAT TIME.
Thanks to the six four of you who still enjoy these things. I make them up for my own amusement, but I'm glad that someone likes them. It's really a lot of work with no pay-off, if you want to know the truth YOUR SMILES ARE MY REWARD.
THOSE WITH QUESTION MARKS OVERHEAD: "Oh, who are you, I'm new here, what does this all mean, these are stupid, I smell like a butt!" HERE, READ THIS, N00BER.
MORE REFERENCES:
...WIN NOW WILL RETURN IN THUNDERSQUID...
31 MARCH 2011 - OPENING DAY OMG BELT SO MUCH PROMISE REPEAT????
APRIL FOOLS!!
HOME OPENER! NOW WITH 100% MORE FLAGS!
GIMME RINGZ
JUAN URIBE IS A BIG FAT CRY-BABY
"HERE IS YOUR COMPLIMENTARY COW."
IT'S KICKIN' IN
TROY TULOLWICZSKMSKI FROM THE NL WEST CHAMPION COLORADO ROCKIES!
ACTUALLY 6 MAY 2011 - I GOT THE DATE WRONG, DUMB.
AND THEN THIS STUFF STARTS.
HALF MAST IS TOO HIGH.
HALF MAST IS TOO HIGH.
ROTTEN AND FAT.
???
OH I GET IT, THIS GUY SUCKS.
BRAD PITTS!! SO DREAMY!
THOSE TEDIOUS BOB MEETINGS.
JOKE'S ON YOU, KID!!
HUBBA HUBBA
A BOLD NEW DIRECTION! KINDA!
THE END.
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There are no words that can decribe the magnificence of WIN NOW !
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I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
These are the best
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
“HERE IS YOUR COMPLIMENTARY COW.”
LOL!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 9, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Oct 9, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
April Fools and the dual Barry's (one with a stache and one without) are my favorites
I actually used them as my home and lock screens on my phones all season long.
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Oct 9, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
That face was meant for the WIN NOW series.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Oct 10, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
So fucking good
I’m considering creating a sockpuppet account to rec it again.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions
oh my
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The sheer volume is staggering.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like this one for a lot of reasons.
First for the squids clasped in the naked lady’s hands. Second for the implication of whatever comic this is. Did Carlos just sex that woman into unconsciousness? Even death? And is his right wrist buzzing about it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
His hobby as a sex murderer is why he missed all those games in August.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 10, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for doing these
It’s work that’s much appreciated. and funny as hell.
"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker
So beautiful. Each and every one.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I love these so much.
Especially the ones where Dinger is harmed in some way.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
word
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 14, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Fantastic Work
I like the recurring Matt Cain slapping or beating theme early in the series.
Also, the Timmy one at the end is awesome.
"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff
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