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NLDS GamesThread, 10/5

Joe Saunders has the same ERA as Roy Oswalt. That makes my tummy hurt, and I can't explain why.

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Go Cards and Brewers!

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Roy. Wonder if he feels like he got what he wanted out of the Phillies deal.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 5, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

roy_pitches_astros.txt

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIne too.

Especially since I threw it out today.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon Jay

Looks like Pujols has more things to complain about

by jhawx on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BASEBALL TEAMS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I just tuned into KMOX for the play-by-play, listened to their announcing team for about 5 seconds, then turned to the Phillies radio station.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Well that didn’t last very long

by jhawx on Oct 5, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Elapsed time of game: 3 minutes
Number of references to shadows: 3

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

it is almost as if this is a game of shadows

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we were playing a drinking game

and had to take a shot whenever the word “shadow” was spoken, we’d be comatose by the top of the 2nd.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One team got hammered right before halftime

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW MAT LATOS

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. When did the Cardinals get Edwin Jackson?

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the Cody Rasmus deal no?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for playing, Cardinals. We have some lovely parting gifts for you, including some Minwax and a home version of this NLDS.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If only they could have played at 8:05 EST

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol cards

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, so… and then that happened…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol Howard

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Senor Circuit!

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cholly trying to out-overmanage TLR

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So yesterday I didn’t listen to or watch a single game and all the teams I didn’t want to win …won. Maybe today I should at least put the games on the radio….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I changed my facebook profile picture today...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone go to St. Louis?

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s part of the San Jose metro area.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 5, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We went in ’87.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My uncle has lived there for almost 30 years.

It’s a great place to visit, been there lots of times.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went there to visit a customer

My hotel bar had three choices for beer :

Budweiser
Bud Light
Budweiser Select

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTOH, the St Louis Zoo is free and sells beer!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowling Hall of Fame

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, hotel bars pretty much always suck. The Marriot in downtown just has Anchor bottles and Fat Tire on tap. There is damn good beer to be had in St Louis.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree. There were some great blues clubs near the ballpark that had better beer than Bud.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously not a high class hotel

The better ones also offer Michelob.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend from college works for AB now, so I’ve been there a couple of times.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS HE COLD FILTERING

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but the next time I’m there I get to take a private tour of one of their breweries.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be pretty fascinating.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to it. Even with shitty beer, it’ll be kind of fun.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Microbrewery tours are all kinda the same, unless the people are especially cool or smart. Seeing a huge production like that would be fun.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I suspect it’ll be very different from a normal microbrew tour.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting point: was Pence out?

From Chris Singleton on with Sciambi, Nat broadcast.

He says in his view sliding in feet first at 2nd like Pence did and popping up more often makes the ump call out.

The flip side argument that J. Miller makes all the time is if you slide head first the fielder straddling the bag as they’re taught can easily block you with his foot. Feet first you can inflict Bill Hall damage if they do that.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Presented without comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM&sns=fb

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

also

avoided without comment

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

I’m crying

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love these.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RECTUM FACE

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by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Game on.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING LOL RECTUMFACE!

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VICTORINO!

Throwing fail in the outfield!

by jhawx on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that was epic fail

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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How are you going to beat Sullivan if you stop to gloat?!

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

McCoveychronicle 4S

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO LATE
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Shane Victorino, baby birds bit.ly/pgwUXB

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But grant will post his INTERLACED

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

That is like Raul Ibanez level fail.

I don’t want to be mean to Shane, though, since he got the Giants’ back today.

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by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it on the radio. It sounded hilarious

HURRY UP!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL is this from today’s game?

by City Girl on Oct 5, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHADOWS!

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic

life is a lot easier when you can skip watching these off-brand teams and just enjoy the LULZ here.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton

They’re having some trouble getting the ball into the infield.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember chortling with glee when he double-clutched that one throw in last year’s NLCS and Torres made it safe at home. Game 4, I think.

"We can... feel the trade winds blowing gently through our hair... here's the pitch... or Dave can." - Jon Miller

by doggz on Oct 5, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the one he almost trapped? If it hadn’t taken one more bounce off his hands, he totally could have fooled the umpires.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, I think that was Game 1 or Game 6?

I found it: http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12873675

"We can... feel the trade winds blowing gently through our hair... here's the pitch... or Dave can." - Jon Miller

by doggz on Oct 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE BITCHES

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by doggz on Oct 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean whole inning

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m playing in a baseball game!

@legaleagle88
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit down

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE
No
DOUBLE
Yes!

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY

@legaleagle88
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

DOUBLE

PLAY

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh man

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god. this is so awesome. this was today?

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was relieved to find that this was a reply to the Victorino play.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, same here!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why what’d you think it was from?

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate Apple that much! j/k

that’s real sad about Jobs though. He revolutionized Apple

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like even if you hate Apple, you can at least appreciate that he was the sole financial support for Pixar in their pre-Toy Story days and pretty much got them to the point where they are now.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah totally. Pixar did what no one else could for a long time

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! MLB.com Gameday has the video.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OMG AWAY AWAY GIANT STICK INSECT ALIEN AAAAAGH

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it Grant lost?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Lennon and McCarthy.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel

STAY TUNED!

;-)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garfunkel & Oates!

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is the light hearted control freak
Sullivan is the intense, brooding one.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ashton Kutcher is Yoko.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sullivan is the intense, brooding one.

SO HOT

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pickles and Ice Cream!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

With their combined powers they will attempt to overthrow the Neyer

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

SBN idea: Customizable SBN site feed in the sidebar. I could subscribe to McC, LL, MLB Nation, and whatever else, and have the last post (or three posts) from each linked in the sidebar of every page.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosterbation

Ryan Doumit as backup catcher/fifth outfielder? He’ll have to take care not to swallow his shinguards, but I would imagine that 60 games of terrible defense is more than balanced out by 100 games of spectacular defense. He robably won’t cost too much, either.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL terrible defense

They survived Whiteside this year, I don’t think that need be a hurdle any more.

But they’re not going to spend on someone like that this year. Again.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow, I didn’t realize he was making that much.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was the Pirates highest paid player this year.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did this get mentioned
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#SFGiants Gary Brown tripled and scored on a groundout to prevent Scottsdale from being shutout. #AFL

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SFGiantsFans San Francisco Giants
No shut-out for you! #SFGiants @GaryBrown909 hits a triple and @BCraw35 gets him home, but the Scottsdale Scorpions lose 10-1

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rough P stats

Strange box from the game:
Scorpions starting P Cloud (Phillies): 2 IP perfect 2 K’s.

The L goes to Huntzinger (BOS) 2IP 1 ER.

Harrold P (SF) .1 IP 54.00 ERA

Kehrt (Bos) .2 IP 54.00 ERA

Carpenter (LAA) .2 IP 40.50 ERA.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Crawford was the designated hitter for this team? SHINJO 2.0
bcraw35 Brandon Crawford
1st #AZfallleague game today, lost 10-1. DHing is tough, 0-4 with an RBI #teamleaderinRBI #jkbutseriously

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess he was the groundout RBI that scored Brown.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mighty Bryce Harper was also 0-3 so clearly there’s some arms on the Surprise roster.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson is in Taco Bell commercials now?

I liked him before he was so mainstream. Now he has totally sold out.

//is a smug hipster

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you tried NHL 12?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i downloaded the demo and the controls are WTF confusing. I gave up after 2 minutes.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT on your OT : I saw that Cheney supported the repeal of Don't ask don't tell the other day.

Was it public knowledge that his daughter is lesbian?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like you every put OT??

C’mon man this is athletic as it gets for that biatch!

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been known for a long time.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

any music nerbs familiar with Abbe May?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"Abbe May plays a scorching guitar. She is the fucking shit" – Nic Harcourt (MTV US)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

awfulannouncing Awful Announcing
RT @nbaliva: @awfulannouncing show list of MVPs with Howard, Rollins and Pujols. Stockton says 2 of them are in our game today. #facepalm

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But…which two?

by Hyoton on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’ing yourself?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just remember you’re a hack and won’t bother clicking on anything you write in the future. i’m sure you’re devastated.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec whore

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good rec-whoring needs to be a bit more subtle

“I can’t believe this isn’t green yet” or something like that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t believe my “rec whore” comment isn’t green yet!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt losing control

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT HE SAID

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

I just had to remind them of their sordid past.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was amazing (twss)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that authentic frontier gibberish

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/STAKES CARDINALS

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheee Freese!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

y

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLswalt

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re going to have to score more of those.

by Hyoton on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
BREAKING: MATT HOLLIDAY TOUCHED THE PLATE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Inappropriately?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is done after this year?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He was quoted yesterday (or day before) saying he wants to play 2 or 3 more.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that…Phillies is unlikely to exercise the $12 million option

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell if this chasm.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s not.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, if he’s able to pitch at all next year, he’ll probably be worth $12 MM if not more.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…he pitched 130+ innings this year…1.7 WAR so pretty decent but I just don’t think he can pitch an entire year.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This man could win the Ford C Frick award this year.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssss

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

WRITTEN IN THE STARS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, did you guys see Grant's write up about Victorino?!

Haha, oh man, he’s the greatest!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Now get the other ass cheek!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, there was a link posted in that message.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is Pujols’ last game as a Cardinal?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it

Nobody will overpay him as much as the Cardinals will

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would count the Cubs out

They’ve got the $, just a matter of when they want to start building a winner and stop stuffing their pockets, Pujols would be a nice foundation piece.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also have new ownership and new ownership likes to spend, spend, spend to get everyone to like them.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epstein as GM

Francona as manager would start saying we’re serious, anything less there’s still going to be questions.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theo, of course, would bring Moneyball to the Cubs and he’d start off by signing Pujols to a kajillion dollar contract and be praised by everyone for his wily Sabermetric math skills for doing so.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how much the Cubs paid Pujols it would be worth it: just imagine the merch trail to go along with packing that stadium into PS. Plus the cred with the fans for landing the rival’s biggest piece! I almost want that for the Cubbies…

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retiring around the 7th inning I heard.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff goes to left

First base belongs to Brett Pill.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Belt to Toronto

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

pill at first, huff at 3rd, pandra at 2nd, posey in right, omar vizquel at short, coco crisp in center, and, ummm, some guy catching. BORKED

by BustyPoser on Oct 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. If there’s anyone who could get away with an ARod size contract, one that one of the Big Boys could afford, it’s him (my guess is the Cubs)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody has the money that doesn’t need a first baseman. I mean, the Cubs?

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. No way they let Pujols go, for any amount of money. He’s their franchise

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no bids for this item and you can get it for $20

I hope that you folks won’t let it go to waste.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you surrendered to the SWAT team yet?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was liberated a few hours ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SQUIRREL!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Man do I wish I was watching the game.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I wish I was at home watching the game.

by City Girl on Oct 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cards should change their name to the squirrels

real living mascots running across the field. would be so cool.

by BustyPoser on Oct 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
That squirrel was running away because he knew if he stuck around, La Russa would have brought him in to face a lefty.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have thought the squirrel was a TLR robot

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Gameday on my At Bat App isn’t working. I guess I have to listen to the game.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Baron!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hola barón!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Bien jugado.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on gameday.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

College Gameday on ESPN? MLB’s Gameday app? My marching band’s gameday rehearsals?

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All three

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_10_05_phimlb_slnmlb_1&mode=gameday

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Can the squirrel play SS?

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I hope MLB puts it up on their site later so I can share on the Facebook.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to watch that show all the time, but I don’t anymore because I can’t remember the last time I was awake at 7 in the morning on a Saturday.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get up that early to go to work in the States and it’s no fun.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the squirrel but what was Manuel complaining about?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs his depends changed

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just learned that my office is going to Windows 7 from Vista...

3 hour training…snore…

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

I still have XP on my home computers.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that was actually okay.

Vista was awful. Pretty much everyone I know either went back to XP or switched immediately to 7 when it came out

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still use Vista. I don’t have any problems with it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Utley!

What the hell kind of baserunning was that?

by jhawx on Oct 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney

WRITTEN IN THE SQUIRREL. A MILLION NUTS AWAY.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Steve Jobs is dead

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it.

(I would make a Rocky/Bullwinkle “This time for sure!” reference, but that would be disrespectful.)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

And I thought you just didn’t like Apple.

by Hyoton on Oct 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was over a month ago

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Yep. He really died. =/

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AP is reporting it

their source is the Apple board of directors

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's on apple.com now

http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was…but according to Apple this one is real

by Hyoton on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

source?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AP is reporting it on twitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

@AP
The Associated Press
BREAKING: Apple says Steve Jobs has died.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

They just reported it on the Cards radio broadcast.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy smokes

Though with pancreatic cancer, it’s a bit of a miracle that he lasted as long as he did.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Pancreatic cancer is really, really nasty.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

got Patrick Swayze too

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, really?

got a football coach some years back…. And it was like boom, dead. My uncle had it too….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry to hear that. My favorite teacher had it, and it was also really sudden. 6 months later, he was gone.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with my grandfather. He died five months after they found the tumor.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In some ways, especially if you were a really active person it’s almost better that way. A very active, athletic friend of mine contracted died of aids/hiv it was just torture to watch him so slowly waste away.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alzheimer is the disease I fear the most.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be horrible. Knock on wood, even though our family is mostly old folks nobody has yet had to deal with Alzheimers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe I will live that long

But sometimes, younger-ish folks get that as well.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My father in law just got diagnosed in the last couple weeks. And so did a 44 year old high school classmate. So, yeah.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of our family members are over 30. I can think of 8? kids in the entire extended family group.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandfather suffered from it for a long time. It’s really hard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine anything more frightening than the knowledge that you will lose your mind and that there’s nothing to be done.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine they might have something for it by the time you are old.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t we been saying the same thing about cancer?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we in a lot better shape regarding cancer than we were 20-30 years ago?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most definitely

a lot of promising treatment and possible vaccines

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Depends on what cancer you’re talking about. There’s no such disease as cancer—it’s not like when you’re suffering from strep or something. Cancer is really quite heterogeneous, and sure, certain types of cancer we might have cures for, but probably not all.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I mean. Aren’t we better off in the aggregate?

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by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably. The way I read your initial comment was that there would be a cure by then, though, and I’m not sure that’s necessarily true.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, El Person is like 10.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the toll that it takes on your family is just incredible.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandma doesn’t have Alzheimers, but she has advanced dementia and it is devastating. She knows that I exist, but she doesn’t recognize me. She still thinks I’m a little kid. That isn’t even the worst of it, though. It’s really bad.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incredibly depressing sub-thread is incredibly depressing.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry about your grandmother (and about everyone in the thread who have had friends and loved ones suffer with these illnesses).

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I wasn’t here looking for sympathy. Just wanted to share.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine had Pancreatic cancer. He lived for 8 months.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

my sister in law is going throuh breast cancer right now and she was fine for about 12 months and boom she has spent 3 of the last 5 weeks in the hospital.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. I hope she’s okay. It’s crazy how it just comes back like that.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got a liver transplant that prolonged his life for a few years.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

The man definitely made a mark on society. RIP.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must have been a lot worse then even they were letting on.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pancreatic cancer is no joke

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the absolute worst.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Apple friends tell me he was just in the office last week.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he at the big iPhone 4S hullabaloo earlier in the week?

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…Tim Scott hosted that.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was yesterday.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Apple stock is probably gonna be the cheapest its been in a long time tomorrow.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. that sucks

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple HQ was locked down earlier today due to the shooter

Who the STILL haven’t caught….

A very tough day for everyone at Apple. Will keep them in my thoughts.

Thanks Steve.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today has been insane around there and the area’s been on my mind. I work near there and I have several friends who live around there. All so sad.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend left her home in Los Altos (off Homestead) and is staying in Mt. View til they find the shooter.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame her one bit. I used to drive through the intersection at Tantau and Homestead on my way to work every day. :(

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were holed up in class all day today in school.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, interesting choice of words. :(

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by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He goes to a catholic school so it’s cool.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, my school is public.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a joke

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he have no sense of humor?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I was up until 2:30 last night!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody’s fault but yours.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squirrel

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

holy crap

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy carp

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hoary carp

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy trout

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACRAMENTAL SALMON

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONOTHEISTIC MINNOW!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAITHFUL FLOUNDER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy just over the umps shoulder amuses me. I can hear his buffonish chortle in my mind.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was Oswalt gesturing about?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There seemed to be some dispute about the call of the pitch right before the squirrel ran through.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had one really great angle of the squirrel in one of the replays where the camera zooms in and you can see its face. It’s about 40 seconds into the video on MLB.com. Can someone GIF that?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Ruiz is like

“Did anyone else just see…did that really….hey blue, a squirrel….Roy?”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheres the part that Oswalt complains like a bitch to get that pitch not to count?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WOMEN COMPLAINING

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tyrion slap

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because the squirrel didn’t even show up until after the pitch was thrown.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking…see above.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLUMBERING HOWARD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Freese again!

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Chill, everyone.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

??

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t lose your cool, man!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There snow reason to panic.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ice what you did there.

by S. Pickford #25 on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see. “Chill” is usually what you say when there is something inappropriate being discussed.

I don’t know what the hail I was thinking.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re coming across as a little frosty, bub.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, take your time, and don’t be in such a flurry to post!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

little late but

LOL VICTORINO ON THAT RELAY THROW

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We don’t know that for sure. The telemetry data has been lost.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i know im gonna keep getting roasted for that

but the telemetry data really is/was important

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t die because his van allen belt keeps him healthy

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My neural pathways have become accustomed to his sensory input pattern.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are an android?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i have an iphone

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Secret iPhone owners shake

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got an email from Larry Baer!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WHASIT SAY?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah we want to win blah blah i love the giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically yes, that.
If you are on the Giants spam-inator… you got a letter from Larry too, don’t you feel speshul?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAR JPORNY,

THE RAINY DAY FUND IS LOOKING KIND OF MEAGER. I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A GLUTTON FREE SOYBURGER TODAY.

SINCERELY,
LARRY BAER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

About Jobs?

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's ONE answer to both questions:
I’m always asking myself two questions: What can we do to make AT&T Park an even better experience for the fans? And what can we do to win?

FIELD A BETTER TEAM

by Every6thDay on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But

RAINY DAY FUND

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they mentioned the passing of Steve Jobs on the broadcast?

He was a pretty amazing human being that touched all aspects of life, even sports.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The Cards did on their broadcast (that’s what I’m listening to on Gameday).

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the heads up, I’m finally watching now.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you are in the Bay Area when:
Trends: San Francisco · change


    RIP Steve Jobs
    #DontCallMeIf
    #YouKnowBetter
    #cupertino
    Asian F
    Oracle Public Cloud
    iPhone 4S
    Larry Ellison
    Sarah Palin

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I was like who is “Melf”

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, how about

    RIP Steve Jobs
    #DontCallMeIf
    #YouKnowBetter
    #cupertino
    Asian F
    Oracle Public Cloud
    iPhone 4S
    Larry Ellison
    Sarah Palin

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit pubic cloud

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait. Never mind.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars would be happy to show you that.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANTS OFF!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCE OFF

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a horrible cloud to be caught in.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For pete’s sakes, TRIM.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they treat that with antibiotics.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

antiseptics first

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

kill it with fire

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

LaRussa found the hook.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

just got home from the gym and wow

the Cards are winning. I think they needed to win yesterday though.

a Game 5 in Philly vs Halladay is as tough as it gets

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll take Allen Craig for Ross. actually, he’d probably be a really good trade target. totally underrated

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s way too young to trade for Ross, their salaries don’t match, Cards have him for the min until 2013 when he’s arb eligible. He’s not likely to go anywhere, Cards know they have a solid player.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross

is also a free agent in two months, likely reducing his trade value somewhat.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

where do you get these so called facts?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

impending free agency

WAR reduced by… let’s see… carry the one….

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need you to show me *all* your work for full credit.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANTS OFF!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My WAR just went up!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only your oWAR

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes oWAR face

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDWIN JACKSON IS ON THE CARDINALS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently this issue was not raised at the mod meeting a few months back.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sox traded him to the Blue Jays, then they traded him to the Cards….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire burning fire burning in the outfield

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both teams are pretty hacktastic so far

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

there is actually two ballgames

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

http://twitter.com/#!/BuschSquirrel

BuschSquirrel Busch Squirrel
SUPRISE!!!!
47 minutes ago

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah that word, like February, totally doesn’t need another R

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a squirrel. Give him a break on his spelling.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was quick.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently was started yesterday.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you can change twitter usernames

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only got 31 tweets

and 2800+ followers….

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be hilarious?

If Boston signed Sabathia this offseason.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nova! Burnett! AAA Filler! Your 2012 Yankees!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT DELLIN BETANCES IS FROM NEW YORK

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALK!!!

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

are you suggesting TLR is overmanaging?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why’d Jackson leave after only 77 pitches?

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

B.c edwin jackson

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

two Cardinal losses happened because TLR left the starting pitcher in too long?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t even begin the seventh, which had the 6-7-8 spots. 77 pitches through 6 innings, with the lead?

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget it non sequitur, it’s Tony LaRussa

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curses! Tony LaRussa! Eh not like I really care.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey John Shea
Baer also spoke of “securing and protecting the best pitching staff in baseball,” confirming long-term offers to be made to Can & Lincecum.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he can stop messing with xFIP

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should just fess up – I have, indeed, received a long-term offer from the Giants.

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I bet!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Not old enough.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I am!

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like can of coin amirite

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse, me Larry

Do you have Pitcher in a Can?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Can

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Matt 5 years/$80 million

Tim 5 years/$70 million?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lincecum probably laughs at that offer.

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“DUDE … like, fuck … ha ha … fuckin, WOW, man … heh heh … fuck, whatever! Heh.”

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of In-n-out burgers

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In-N-Out sounds good right about now.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD YES

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe tomorrow.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe someday

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maaaaaaybe tomorrrrrrrow
Maybe someday
You’ve changed

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got two more arb years left…wait didn’t realize he made $14 million this year

5 years/$90 million?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you were serious.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 73% serious

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was $13 MM this year?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cotts says $14 million

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? From Cot's:
Tim Lincecum rhp
2 years/$23M (2010-11)

    2 years/$23M (2010-11)
        re-signed by San Francisco 2/12/10 (avoided arbitration, $13M-$8M)
        $2M signing bonus
        10:$8M, 11:$13M

I mean, I guess if they distribute the $2 M signing bonus with $1 M each year.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

https://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=0Ah4PW47PiAi-dDVpNjBqcnc5cS1Udmk4T3l5VXpUTXc&output=html

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you originally dig up that link? I took the $13 MM figure from Cot’s actual website.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s from Cotts’…if you go to the Giants team page, it will have the team’s payroll breakdown for 2011

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/san-francisco-giants_30.html

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yeah, I think it pro-rates the signing bonus

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it says so at the top.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he said he’d offer long-term contracts.
He didn’t say they’d be realistic.

/rainy day funded

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

$1 a year for 200 million years!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

theoretically, wouldn’t Timmy be worth more, especially if you’re Timmy and have the team paying somebody who hasn’t won two Cy Young awards more money than you?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Can is the franchise mascot, though.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going off the fact that he had two more arb years…Weaver got 5 years/$85 million and was a FA next year.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is also a lot better than Weaver

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little

Weaver: 6 seasons, 26.8 rWAR, 24.3 fWAR (1131.2 IP)

Tim: 5 seasons, 23.2 rWAR, 27.9 fWAR (1028 IP)

Does Weaver get a bump for pitching in the AL?

Also Weaver was a FA, Timmy has two more arb years.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has almost 4 more fWAR in 1 fewer season

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's huge...

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but 3.6 less rWAR.

Also not a full year…about a 100 IP so 1/2 of a season?

Weaver has been trending up while Timmy has been trending down (relative speaking)

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But rWAR for pitchers kind of sucks

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference is basic the defensive matrix

Fangraph doesn’t use any/BR uses total zone

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though fWAR uses FIP while rWAR uses something else.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.patrickfloodblog.com/2010/07/16/war-problems-part-two/

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That guy rambles. I couldn’t get through that.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

During 2010, Baseball-Reference unveiled a new feature: current and historical WAR values on each of its player pages. This WAR (referred to as rWAR) uses the same framework as FanGraphs’ version (fWAR), but has three main differences:

1. Pitcher Value: fWAR relies totally on FIP, making it a defense-independent metric, while rWAR adds in defensive runs saved as well.

2. Calculating Defense: Each system uses a different defensive metric. fWAR uses UZR, while rWAR uses TotalZone (developed by Sean Smith). UZR is more accurate but is only available from 2002 onward, while TotalZone values can be calculated for any player in baseball history.

3. Baserunning: rWAR includes this, while fWAR doesn’t.

From here.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE YOU CLAIM NOT TO TRUST DEFENSIVE *METRICS*

BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR

BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR

BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR

BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I didn’t say one was better…I listed both.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s simple: don’t use Baseball Reference’s Pitcher WAR if you claim not to trust defensive metrics.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again…I did not say I don’t trust defensive matrix. I just do not put as much stock in them.

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IF stock were available!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d buy gold

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Why do you keep writing “matrix”?

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much stock in them as what? Your vibes? An ouija board?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR is blunt instrument.

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Best wielded by people who post it in three-word sentences, thus beginning and instantly ending any discussion that can ever happen about any player.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proving Cocoa Crisp isn’t just a cereal!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

It can do that too?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weaver’s contract is not a benchmark for anything.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you assume Tim gets 15 mil/yr for the next two years (which is low, he will get closure to 18 mil) you are basically offering him a 3/30 contract which would actually be a paycut.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim gets 5/100

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Cain than Can. that Can guy sucks

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

and by that does he mean signing Carlos Beltran?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Cliff Lee warming up in bullpen? Don’t the Phillies lead this series with a possible Game 5 at home?

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by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The same reason Tim Lincecum was in the bullpen in Game 6, I would imagine.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there was no way he was starting Game 7

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Halladay going in Game 6?

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by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

em bee

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was an elimination game and the phils are down

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does feel like the 2010 NLCS Game 6

Except, again, the Phillies are at home for a possible Game 5. Save Lee for then, if you need him.

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by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it’s not what I would do, but I sort of get the reasoning.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, why waste him when you are down? I know a lot of the pitchers aren’t available according to local media but why would you use Lee in a losing affair?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe for if it goes extras and Lee can hold the Cards down so they can win it in extra innings and not go home for Game 5

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

That’s probably the only way Phils use him.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then wait for the game to be tied before you warm him up.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a starter he’ll take the time to do it right.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can use it as a side throwing day if he doesn’t come in.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m confused

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

B/C ITS HIS BULLPEN DAY AND HE WANTS TO PITCH!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short arms!

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Re NHL 12

Dude its freaking amazing!

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by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

I will have to go pick up a copy then

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The online where you can play as a team with your buddies is insane!

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LOL TARDINALS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

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They are going to blow this

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/grabs crotch

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Scoring runs Giants style!

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HOLY SHIT BREAKING BAD

Just saw what happened to Hank S3E7……… OMG….

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One minute…

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..3:08

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by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep telling you people

Wait til you get to eps 12 & 13.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

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LOL HOWARD

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Needs strike out looking .gif

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Ryan Howard has like a 1200-point OPS platoon split.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait Motte is the closer again? Man I can not keep up w/ TLR bullpens

Kickham where it hurts

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Clearly you didn’t read Grant’s BN playoff closers post.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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I have to say I kind of like that Chrysler is using Detroit as a major element in its comeback attempt.

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I wish they made better cars

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OT But did you that know Hyundai makes a 60K car?

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t it have those ads with Jon Hamm?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hamm does Mercedes ads. Which makes it hard to take them seriously. It’s like I’m watching a Mad Men pitch.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Sterling does that other car…

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did the Phillies beat last year to get to the Giants?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Reds. I went to Hallady’s no hitter :P

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Phillies radio play-by-play guys are sounding depressed right about now.

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by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The only philly guy worth his wait in dirt is Scott Franski. Everyone else is horrible.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend Ron is pretty OK and he’s from Philly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re big fans of Apple.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or big shareholders.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did the Cardinals even get here?

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Sutter with the save

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yay not COLBY RASMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jobs?

Breaking?

Sux.

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by bigboneded on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

scroll up.

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm too shiftay...plus at work.

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by bigboneded on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, I can only go down.

TWSJS

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by bigboneded on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was fun.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants can learn a lot from that come from behind W.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now to listen to the radio to hear Phillies fans commit suicide.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re still going to Game 5 at CBB.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but everyone here was talkin about how Oswalt has the big game experience and how Jackson is going to get crushed Phillies will close this up today.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CAN’T THIS STUPID APARTMENT COMPLEX FIX THE FUCKING GUTTERS?!?!?!?!?
FIVE FREAKING YEARS, EVERYTIME THERE’S A DOWNPOUR I HAVE TO BAIL.

WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THIS WINTER DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Ralph Barbieri has Parkinson’s?

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Just a fun day all in all.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Cynics are connecting his disclosure with his contract renewal talks.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The article

says he’s already been welcomed by the Cumlus manager.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he kinda said as much in the article.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mentions laying his cards on the table. He doesn’t mention that by doing so, he’s pretty much compelled management to retain him. I suppose there are those who might speculate that he would make an ADA claim if his contract weren’t renewed or if his pay were severely reduced.

It’s like when I couldn’t fire my pregnant secretary, even though she was grossly incompetent.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you get a restraining order against the fetus, thereby preventing her from attending work?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately she had a slight complication (nothing terribly serious – baby and incompetent mother were fine), and we told her she’d need a doctor’s authorization to return to work. Which she never got. Problem solved!

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Effective!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta love ADA.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will

if you ever become ill.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love it actually.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the most unappreciated part of it is the sidewalk cutouts.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

most definitely

automatic doors, handicap parking, larger bathrooms.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The law definitely gets abused

but it definitely allows those who are disable a much better life.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree.

There are occasions when it’s used to preemptively obtain a more favorable situation for the employee. But generally it’s a good thing.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a lawyer in SF who abuses the ADA law. Several businesses shut down due to the lawyer’s lawsuits.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of those

but that’s just people taking advantage of a situation. If you ever had a family member who was in a wheelchair, there is definitely a big difference.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. There are always lawyers that always take advantage of various laws.

Or sometimes private citizens who become vexatious litigants doing so (anyone familiar with Patricia McColm of SF?).

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve used the ADA to fend off threats of fine if my dogs barked.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was doing it just for money.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed as much.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude named Randy Smith (I think) is shutting down various central valley mom and pops with ADA law suits.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s somebody around here that’s going about it with a certain vindictiveness.

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a story in the Bee a while back about that

right about the time our friends with a restaurant in the Richmond ran into the SF guy. Not our SF Guy.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s apparently somebody going around threatening to sue apartment complexes. They had to put a whole new wheel chair ramp in here because somebody was toured the place and threatened to sue. Meanwhile the dude that LIVES HERE and is in a wheelchair had no problem with the previous setup, but the ramp was not at the appropriate grade/slope …something.

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, good points.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lousy fucks
The Dbacks are not expecting to sell this game out. One Dbacks person was estimating about 42,000-43,000.

They should give us Upton just for that.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone please make a GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing off Arizona instead of Florida?

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by Kitspool on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sawing off Florida

/crosses legs

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ask Walrusman.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, yes.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO SUN BELT MLB TEAMS AND TAKE YOUR UGLY COLOR SCHEMES WITH YOU

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just leave us Upton

Tell him he can play for a playoff sized crowd EVERY GAME!

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you realize Upton’s making less than 10 mil a year for 5 years, less than freaking Huffy, it’s just a cryin fuckin shame.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Jason Motte is short.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They still have Halladay and home field advantage

They are probably going to be alright, as much as it pains me to say so

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. But PHI fans must be emotionally suffering right now.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

But SRSLY…who in here can make sure a Yankees/Phillies WS doesn’t happen?

Tigers/Brewers or Rays/Brewers PLZ.

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by bigboneded on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Me, meaning Rangers.

/distracted

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by bigboneded on Oct 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

says no.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers and Brewers are the only teams that can prevent it. I don’t see Doug Fister winning game 5 vs. the Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Cards absolutely had to win that game yesterday, is my POV.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too

But stranger things have happened. I mean, TGWTWS

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True … Goblins … Worship … Tarnished … Warehouses … I give up. What does this acronym stand for.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game winning triple wins soda

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and orange slices for everyone!

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Two institutions of youth recreational soccer back in Missouri. Orange slices at halftime, sodas after the game.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did

But you just can’t bet against the Phillies in this PS imo. Especially when you see how hungry J Roll is, really hitting well is the difference for them this year so far.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel. Squirrel hunter.

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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Tony LaRussa got old.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dick Clark of baseball.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Clark’s years all seem to have caught up with him at once

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francona and Buck

We’ll get a reprieve for the ALCS on Fox. McCarver undergoing heart op.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OT for those who might know: Humble Frozen Synapse Bundle, yes or no?

Anything good in it?

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Trine’s supposed to be pretty good. I don’t know much about the other games.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win tonight, Brewers, or you’re in deep shit. Gotta save Gallardo for Game 1 NLCS…

vs STL. Go Cards!

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

why does it matter which part of the year they won their games in?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. I’d rather have that than a team that plays well for a while, then plays really shitty for a while, then plays okay when it’s too late.

Like the Giants.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer that the teams who play well all year advance

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the current system of counting the number of wins and losses at the end of the season is sufficient.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

except, then they say, “well, let’s let a scraggler in,” ie, the wild card

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get what that has to do with swooping in at the end of the year… there was going to be a wild card team regardless.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't like the wild card

ok?

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

win your division or GTFO

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that. Got confused by the ‘suddenly swoop in’, which is kind of what the Giants did last year, except it was to win the division.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why our team is studly

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I would prefer that fewer teams make the playoffs. Two would be ideal; four also works. Eight is too many.

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by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your thoughts on the hockey playoffs?

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a tradition in hockey

When compared to 4 out of 6 or 16 out of 21, having 16 teams out of 30 make the playoffs is quite restrained.

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by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The playoffs should have as many teams to allow the Giants to be in it every year. So if the Giants go 60-102, all 30 teams should go in.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or, squirrels

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK SEASON

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's my Big Bang Theory:

NOT FUNNY

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HIMYM is better

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S JUST A THEORY

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the few shows that I actively dislike.

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by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They played that preview during Moneyball when we saw it, and the preview got a lot of laughs from the audience. It’s a comedy, right?

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MDR is on MLB Network. They were talking about Lincecum coming out of the bullpen during the NLCS last season.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think so.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally! Something that kid's good at

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by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey TBS -

If you’re going to have a sideline reporter lady, maybe you could turn her audio up.

Or, you know, skip it.

Actually, just skip it.

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

The sideline reporter lady adds nothing 99% of the time

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have had a McCoven meet up at the game tonight in AZ.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

a hairston

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Jerry Hairston Jr hit exactly the same (by OPS) as a member of the Brewers as he did as a National this year. that’s got to be rare.

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Soon, SF will have to do something about its Yuni

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 year, 18 million?

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the dude hits a WS winning HR, that's fine

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAUNED

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SNAKES!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

my Hebro

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yay, Crew

not to be confused with j crew

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They are the Not-Yanks-Phils-Cards team

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braun is amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

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by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

stealing 3rd on a ball four

just cause he can

I still don’t understand how he’s such a bad fielder.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

did not know that

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at his rWAR numbers from his rookie year

They’re hilarious. He was such a bad third baseman.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MVP

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come the fuck on Weeks

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ankle injury still not 100%

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan braun is handsome and is good at baseball but he has very bad taste in clothing

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You are the Jewish mother he never had.

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by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like his shoulder is on fire.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

bannerman

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

flaming?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explains the face he is making.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you don’t like the Ed Hardy specials?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When choosing a tattoo artist, I had it down to two guys whose work I really liked. The tie breaker was to go to the one not working at Ed Hardy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Weeks

Don’t be a Giant.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably the greatest quote I've ever read, from Steve jobs (poignantly)

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.” -Steve Jobs

Also, GO BREWERS!

by TortureOpp on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The commencement speech he gave at Stanford was unbelievable.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CANT STOP WILLIE BLOOMQUIST

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Randy Wolf. He can only beat the Giants.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda and Prince on the same team would be funny

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Panda and Evil Panda together

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants don't have the money

And I don’t mean the salary.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner

So next door there is this Chinese restaurant that serves Beijing-style food. It doesn’t seem to have the Hong Kong style dim sum I’m craving. Any delivery dim sum places you recommend that’ll deliver to me?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

what's the fancy one on Geary...

Tonkiang? Maybe they do Waiters on Wheels?

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonkiang is indeed on Geary. Don’t know if they do take out. I think it’s pretty overrated.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one next door is/was better. Tonkiang is for all the white people.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ITALIANS DONT KNOW ABOUT DIM SUM

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never tried the one next door but I think Ton Kiang is OK. Expensive, though.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had dim sum delivered.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably have dim sum delivered every time you have dim sum. Just to your table, amirite?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but “natto” is japanese!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop letting Dbacks get on base

with the number of HRs they hit, this is crazy dangerous

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look the rookie 1b is up again

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WOLF

CUT THAT SHIT OUT

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Wolf can’t face the Giants lineup tonight.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that really is the same Bloomquist that’s been knocking around the American League all these years.

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RBI

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny how that happens when Willie Bloomquist is your leadoff hitter!

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Upton only had 360 runners on base during his ABs this year

the average NL hitter in his spot would have had ~408

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOW DID THEY GET GOLDSCHMIDT OUT???

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY WAS RIGHT!

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Generous K there.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Get Tattoo Man and you’re out of trouble.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

randy poop

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING NECKTAT

RANDY WOLF YOU ARE THE WORST

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He can only beat the Giants

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT

Also.

TATMAN? Really Arizona fans?

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that's one big salami

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen bigger.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you have.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCREW

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Psst

Arizona is NOT facing the Giants. Even with 5 runs in the 1st

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

Joe Saunders is Joe Saunders. Get some runs, Brewers.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a big fan of Roberts

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing so hard. This is actually pretty damn funny.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually you’re right

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I leave to listen to the Dead for 6 FUCKING MINUTES

And the score goes from 1-0 to 4-1. GAHHH

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Your fault.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When are you going to listen to the rest of the song?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough

I didn’t finish the song. My dad commandeered the computer for a few minutes and I guess I’ll just have to start over ;)

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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wolves are all dead

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Randy Wolf was a Stark he’d be Crapon Stark.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE RANDY ALONE

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought Williams hold was good

Even more than the assist last time: puts so much pressure on Wolf he was liable to hang 1 and he did, fat changeup right down the middle.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

game's sold out?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching this documentary about Steve Bartman.

That poor asshole. Still should have let Moises catch the ball.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw that last week. I now hope the Cubs never win the World Series. A lot of those fans don’t deserve it.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I cant believe that the security guard had to let him hide out in her house until the crowd cleared.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were people who really wanted to kill him.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least nowadays they just take the fan out and don’t plaster their face on the tv for the rest of the game and the next month.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alou doesn’t take enough heat for his reaction. If he doesn’t blow a gasket, maybe Bartman doesn’t get it so badly and maybe the Cubs don’t consequently choke all over the place

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pisser.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave up 8 runs in tht inning

It wasn’t Bartman’s fault.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

proper etiquette

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9801187

Moises could have learned from Ichiro, who demonstrated the proper way to interact with fans stealing away catch attempts.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Ichiro.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

2012 Giants SS now batting.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Although that was a solid double.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So of course Yuniesky Betancourt goes and doubles.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Where will he bat for the Giants? 2nd? 6th?

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd baseman bats second. SS bats 8th.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So next season will be..

Velez, LF
Sanchez, 2B
Posey, C
Sandoval, 3B
Huff, 1B
Nate, RF
Christian, CF
Yuni, SS

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks great to me!

bork bork bork

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by Murray, Present on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUTS!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when neck tat guy was fanned by Romo early in the season, Romo was animated

and this tat guy was pissed because of it? Turns out he is much more of a show-off than most anyone except someone on the Brewers. Anyway, he is having the season of his life

by Hatuxka on Oct 5, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I now hate this song.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate every song

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WALKED THE PITCHER TO LEAD OFF THE INNING

You should just take yourself out of the game, Wolf

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Zitoesque.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are headed to a Phillies-Yankees World Series.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll watch

Only one I didn’t watch; Yankees-Mets

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root, root, root for the METEOR
If it doesn’t hit, it’s a shame!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the Draconids would be stealth this year.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate the Phillies. A couple players I hate. The fans I hate.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens, I’ll continue not watching and rooting for the not-Phillies.

I feel like since Yankees fans have had so much success, they’re a bit more humble about winning. Either that or Phillies fans are so insanely obnoxious about their team that even fucking Yankees fans look humble next to them.

But yeah, GO METEOR! in that instance.

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by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever met a Yankees fan? They feel like winning the WS is their God-given birthright and if anyone else wins, it doesn’t really count. They also aren’t self-aware enough to realize that most of their winning comes from outspending everyone else.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence, why Bobby Valentine said the Yankees are the defending champs?

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im a yankee fan

and you’re wrong. I was a Yankee fan before Derek Jeter came up and they sucked donkey balls.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You musn’t have my Facebook feed or play in a Fantasy Football league comprising of either people from New England or New York.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

well, I’m just saying not all Yankee fans are the same.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

always a good thing to keep in mind in general.

Still think the Yankees represent everything that’s wrong in the Universe, though

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's your right, of course.

What are your thoughts about the Rainy Day Fund?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that we’ll never win another Series if the owners are really serious about it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

it really wasn’t that long ago. I see a lot of comments like that, as if they haven’t had a losing season since 1965.

Also, for those of you that enjoy the wild card, it’s helped the Yankees make the postseason every year since it was instituted except for 2008.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a really long time ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how many times have the Yankees won the Wild Card? I don’t think it’s happened very often. 1995, 2007, 2010 and one year the Orioles won the division (1997, I think).

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, four times they would have stayed home.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many times must I tell you

TO GET OFF MY LAWN.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty funny when my friend tried to convince me that the Phillies weren’t the Yankees of the NL after they signed Cliff Lee. Yeah, ok.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate last year was a Yankees fan (as well as Lakers, Cowboys, and USC). I have two other friends who are Yankees fans as well. And, in my experience, they are less obnoxious than Phillies fans because while they do believe they should win every year, when they do win it’s not all, “HAHAHAHA SUCK IT LOOOZERS MY TEAM IS INSANELY BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND ARE SUPER OBNOXIOUS AND WE AREN’T AND I HATE YOU” And – also in my experience – Yankees fans do recognize that they spend a shitload of money on their players instead of staying in denial like other teams’ fans do.

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by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give her USC and Lakers, because she goes to USC and was born and raised in LA, but the other two are just inexcusable. Oh, and she said if she actually starts following hockey, the Red Wings are her team. Ugh.

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by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is nothing worse

than an instant Red Wings fan. Nothing.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the caption for this was something like

‘The moment someone jumps from one bandwagon to another’

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy in Red Wings jersey cheering the Sharks

BTW, free preview of Center Ice for 2 1/2 weeks begins tomorrow.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if i was given an Yzerman jersey from like 1998?

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Yankees fans haven’t called me a cunt, which is another reason why I prefer them over Phillies fans.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Which is better: spending money on good players, or having a Rainy Day Fund?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh

spending money on bad players. Best of both worlds!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we get both Yuni AND OCab next season!!

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND Andruw Jones. GO FORTH AND SIGN!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly fans in general are a little edgier but that’s always been true and Phillies fans are more harmless than Eagles and Flyers fans. It’s not that they’re winning now that’s causing it it’s because of over 200 years of bitterness that NY and Washington basically took Philly’s place in America and now they’re just an AMTRAK stop

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that’s why if they beat the Yankees in the WS it’ll be like the Rapture happening there.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
jonahkeri jonahkeri
Just remember: If Jeff Mathis were catching Randy Wolf, this would be a perfect game. #ResponsibleFor27Outs

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Wolf actually retired anyone in this game?

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Aubrey Huff hit a grounder to 2nd.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Himself

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair this is the first time he's watched a Diamondbacks game all season

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for this Hairston

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers have scored three runs in three innings

Therefore the Brewers will score 9 runs by the end of the game. Brewers will win 9-5. SCIENCE.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If Brewers hold on in the bottom of the third, they’ll be leading two innings to one.

/bip!

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If Saunders gives up another run here

We will have initiated the Fibonacci sequence!

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I look forward to seeing them score 87 runs.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Nagy???

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This has a making of a 3 + hour game.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/Braves_girl.gif

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, lesser royal personage.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Ok, then c’mon, pluralized form of temporal period.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Define “Yuniesky Betancourt”

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

How long did you end up incarcerated at school?

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until about 1:45 (or an hour after school would have normally ended).

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else see Alec Baldwin’s Team America puppet when they look at Saunder’s face?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I thought that was Nyjer Morgan.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. You could have come out of that with more than a run, Brewers.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BECAUSE BOCHY

oh wait

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still have game 5 if they lose and they are at home.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean they can’t just throw Affeldt and MadBum out there for 4 scoreless innings? ::gasp::

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching poorly builds character

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veteran grit

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That “Tatman” sign was awesome

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Roberts seems like he’s a douchebag.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

One of those hobos that chilled in Jesse’s house.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait til Sunday. But then I’ll be sad cause it will be months until we see BB again.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty awesome

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Thanks for posting, tho, I love it. Anna Gunn is great.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody yeah
Rock your body yeah
Everybody rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, all right!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m proud to say, I don’t know one Backstreet Boys song.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not terrible. But I’d much rather listen to New Edition.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you not alive in 1999?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, but I didn’t play attention to them or NSync or Britney Spears or any of the teen pop.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than watching this game!

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIB EYES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox must think the Yankees won't make the ALCS

The preliminary schedule for the ALCS has two day games.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Why doesn’t Fox and ESPN just schedule Sox-Yanks games for the ratings that don’t have to count in the standings or playoffs?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA

Pinch Hitting for Saunders already

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

they have a vaunted bullpen, but this could backfire

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not unreasonable (sorry for double negative). Chance to add to lead, and it’s not like Saunders has just been unlucky.

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hitting for Joe Saunders in the bottom of the 3rd!

All hands on the USS Panic Deck says Admiral Gibson!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, I don’t know. We’ll see if it works out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Kirk Gibson is a genius.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

Gibson remains golden in October, gotta give him that!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colin Cowgill is too close to Colin Cowherd

Makes me want to punch him in the face.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If Cowgill says the Cowboys are Super Bowl contenders like Cowherd did a couple days ago, go ahead and punch him in the face.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fabulous job Saunders

by rpm164 on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapsicles

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Worf is not Zito

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit announcer don’t validate Gibson’s philosophy, it’s Bochy’s philosophy

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Momentum swing

Funny I picked Az cause I figured Marcum and Wolf would get the games 1, 2 starts, and Az would beat them as they’re doing. They would’ve gone on full rest unlike Gallardo and Greinke. But it all comes out in the wash if they go back to Mil, doubtful the Brewers can beat Kennedy twice.

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy – W
Marcum – L
Wolf – L
Greinke – W
Gallardo – W
= Az wins series

That’s my reasoning for picking Az. But I thought Kennedy would win game 1…

by muzak on Oct 5, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI EVERYONE!

I’M RANDY WOLF! AND I SU-OOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER HIT.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Owings will give up 4 runs then hit a walk off home run.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Micah Owings has a career OPS of .820

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory can he play SS joke

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was on the Giants this year and hit for his career avgs for the season, that would have been 4th best OPS on the team.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the good-hitting pitcher

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was running a team, I’d have a pitching coach just for the pitchers (in addition to the regular one)

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidts opposite field approach is very impressive.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

heh.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you know what the westboro baptist church is?

she’s tweeting that she’s going to picket steve jobs’s funeral for being godless… from an iPhone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did he teach sin?

Ugh.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to WBC

everyone but them teaches sin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I normally don’t wish death on people but for them……

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I’ve come to appreciate the ridiculousness of their theater. The complete illogic of protesting the EXISTENCE of gays by picketing the funerals of soldiers who weren’t gay at all brought the issue right into the face of the mainline conservatives, forcing them to back away from the crazy while at the same time testing liberal’s commitment to the First Amendment because of how simply odious their religious beliefs and political speech are.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

who tested what now?

Clowns don’t test a civil libertarian’s belief in free speech.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to imagine it does!

But yeah, a dedicated civil liberation would believe in free speech no matter what. So they help sound out the ones who aren’t actually completely dedicated to free speech.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

capitalism, etc?

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall his ever saying that God hates fags.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

.com

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godhatesshrimp.com

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They protested at Stanford while you there, actually.

Some kid came out of Bob (a house on Mayfield) with bagpipes and started playing Amazing Grace.

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Ugh.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WBC is run by a bunch of media seeking glory hounds.
They are the sort of church that turns people into atheists… cuz if there really was a god he’d strike those bastards DEAD!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really did post it mostly for the irony of how she tweeted it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it in the spirit you intended, khaleesi. But maybe whoever made the cartoon should’ve made it bigger.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’ve dealt with those “people” since the 1990’s and they piss me right the hell off.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, obviously they piss me off too!

which is why showing what huge hypocrites they are is a lot of fun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s not the part people will notice here.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has a frysquint and everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it, I laughed

but the fact that they are going to picket his funeral is just too infuriating.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MTs are more godly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Really??

I’m a twitter newb but notice that Sarah Palin also MTs instead of RT

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk i made that up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Modified Tweet vs Retweet

I googled.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WBC and Palin WOULD modify tweets.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise!

Intelligent modification!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science I hate those people

But I LOVE irony

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're supposed to come to miami ohio and do some protest

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“MIAMI IS EVIL!”

(they think it’s florida)

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, wouldn't surprise me one bit. Don't understand them at all

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They threaten constantly…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2011 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s effed up to picket someone’s funeral. let the man be buried in peace for chrissake

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine the Brewers giving up on Fielder without a fight

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaks

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

American Horror Story is terribe

Dont watch it if you value your time

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I could have told you this from just the previews.

WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK ME BEFORE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard that it needs three episodes

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNSURPRISING CHART IS UNSURPRISING

Guess which two teams played the most baseball this year? Go ahead, guess before you click.

http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-2011playingtime.html

The real surprise is how much more than the lower place teams.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sullivans. It's like the major sports leagues are going all-in on making the Northwest into a soccer stronghold.

It’s odd how evenly distributed the good and bad teams are throughout that chart. I wonder if there’s correlation between average length of game and quality (and/or lack thereof) of pitching/hitting. I see the Mariners at the bottom and think, ‘well, yeah; their entire season at the plate was a 1-2-3 inning.’ Then I see the Phillies just a few steps above them and think, ‘well, yeah; their entire season on the mound was a 1-2-3 inning.’

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they let Owings hit but not continue to pitch?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a good hitter. He’s not a good pitcher.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Gibson over-managing

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, yes, the soft underbelly of the DBags pitching

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Owings is a pretty good hitter.

Like really really good.

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stat noob here.

100 is average for a position player right?

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

though that's overall

if you go by position it’s different

…for a pitcher, 107 is basically like barry bonds.

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But leaving him in and then pulling him puts him among the class of pinch hitters, where 107 is still quite good (there is a pinch-hitting penalty), but no longer Bonds. Maybe Hunter Pence.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a benefit to not having to burn a position player as a pinch-hitter, too.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you Brewer folks supposed to hit a bunch of home runs?

DO THAT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW!!!

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How will these runs not score?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckdamnit

Uecker was a third of the way through his catchphrase there.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

“He’s done a great job of hitting where it is pitched”

Uhhhhhh

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

motherFUCKER

Hart was so close to tying the game there.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, this game isn't gonna go the Brewers way.

Gonna change the channel again.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to play more God of War.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Brewers just wanted to clinch at home. That must be it.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fielder is planning SUCH a walk off celebration.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is going to eat all of the racing sausages.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does he know they’re foam and people??

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may feel that the foam just makes people more delectable.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no! Not Chorizo!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EMPTY SEATS

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck, man

won’t this season ever end

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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: American Horror Story or whatever it's called
and who the fuck masturbates in front of an open window?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not going to say where I read this but..

someone did at the Folsom Street Fair.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't?

I mean, what good are windows otherwise? Like anyone in this town has a view.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A free spirit

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHA
Providing one hope that all the scares will add up to something deeper is the hair color of most of the actresses. Yes, the hair color. Conroy, Breckenridge, Britton, and some kids who die early on are all redheads — though Britton’s is lighter than the rest — and Murphy told TheWrap in August that red hair will be a plot point in future episodes. (Spoiler alert: It has to do with Ben’s childhood.)

GINGER SUPREMACISTS

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll inform the wife.

by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

everynight

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

for pete’s sake at least close the blinds!!!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around, WHAT BLINDS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Aaron Hill doing so well since coming to Arizona?

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Luann lives there.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because fuck us.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So this Roberts dude is some kind of methhead ex-gang ex-marine ex-merc biker thrash guitarist, right?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he's just everything all rolled into one

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

because if he’s some ex-traveling team suburban kid, I’m gonna LOL.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We are all Ryan Roberts."

-the entire state of Arizona

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird hearing this TBS announcer say “Flavor Flav”

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my pet peeves

Throw to first. Fans boo. Shut up, people.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

after one throw is lame

if some guy has thrown over there 10 times in an AB, i think it’s ok to boo

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by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought about this a few weeks ago

I don’t understand how it ever became a boo-able offense. In the 70s when pitchers were trying to stop the Lou Brocks and Tim Raineses?

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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were booing on the first throw to 1st.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, this happens every game.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team is so bad

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever

I’ll take 3 Game 5s

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, the Yankees and Phillies will probably win. The DBacks could.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the other 3 teams could win

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by DFARowand on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have faith all the teams you just mentioned will lose

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be some shit, wouldn’t it?

if the Yanks and Phils were eliminated in Game 5, there would be 7 games in every playoff series by next season

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO TIGERS AND GO BREWERS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Detroit>San Francisco

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible land area, cept for north detroit. Snow i can handle, just throw on a coat

I’d say the area is getting younger

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, that also makes more sense. haha.

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna picket game 5.

12 GALAXIES

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

it's written in the stars

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prohibition is getting borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring…

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like American Experience.

But Ken Burns’ long-form stuff has been meh for a while. ‘The War’ was facepalmingly confused about what it wanted to say and how it wanted to say it.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. WWII in HD was much better.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"No red and blue arrows moving over maps! No big-picture stuff, we swear!

We’re just gonna focus on the experiences of Sacramento, Mobile, Luverne, and Waterbury and nothing els- what? Senator Inouye said yes to the interview? Great. We’ve just gotta squeeze that in. Someone find me a map."

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this could have been done in maybe half the time. Some of the clips they’ve used have been too garbled and distorted to even understand.

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched a little while last night and was kinda underwhelmend. I thought I just caught a bad stretch of it.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i know this shop

http://sfist.com/2011/10/05/outer_sunset_resident_wards_off_con.php

The really ironic thing is, the guys who run this place look like hipsters.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What about hipcakes?

by non sequitur on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Outer Sunset

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

iMMA CUT YOU BIATCH

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

With what, the pointy end of a hookah?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOUSES WITH NUCLEAR FAMILIES

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought independently of a tasteless pun involving Steve Jobs, Obama, and the economy.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody already tweeted something along those lines, the Mr. read it to me…

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by Merope on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a pretty obvious pun. But I thought of it independently, I swan!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, who’s the guy who played Mac in those commercials? He’s an actor?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Long

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*shamelessly stolen from Deadspin commenter Bevraj of Choice

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zounds!

Is there really nobody here?

I’ll just mention that there’s no more easily parodiable accent than a New England accent. Deadspin:

You see, if the Yankees succeed while the Red Sox fail, Red Sox fans can still bitch about them and do their whole “sky is falling” routine. They can always take that Yankees win and make it about themselves. But if neither team makes the World Series, then it isn’t as easy to do. It isn’t as easy to be like, “Noooo! The fackin’ Giants won it awll! OWAH HAHHHTS AHH BROKEN!”

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit students write
Christopher Walken, otherwise know as the Notorious B.I.G., or Biggie, can related to going from poor to rich.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You must have some site bookmarked.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have some shite bookmarked.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

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by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fun fun fun fun

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

partyin' partyin'

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by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t as active as they were during the inning.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was here, typing furiously.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at my friend’s house rocking nervously on the edge of my seat.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna put in the Game 5 disc from the box set and relive.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! That’s cool, and I didn’t know Continental had live HD TV in their planes.

HMM

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Buster.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And healthy Freddy and good Huff

damn, no wonder we won the WS last year. By the end of the season it was just good enough an offense.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate these you tube links posted this way. You Tube tool tip doesn’t work for these.

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by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’ve heard.

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by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking dbags. anyone think they’ll pull this off?

this sucks.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

still watching Game 5 on DVD

2010 postseason Tim Lincecum is my beau ideal, my Platonic ideal, Tim Lincecum. ugh, whippet-thin, hair just short of his shoulders, ugh just everything I ever wanted to see.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked 2007 Tim better.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE THEN BE THAT WAY

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by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Russian judge is giving that shark jump a 4.7.

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