NLDS GamesThread, 10/5
Joe Saunders has the same ERA as Roy Oswalt. That makes my tummy hurt, and I can't explain why.
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Go Cards and Brewers!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
It also makes Roy Oswalt's back hurt.
That one makes sense though
Poor Roy. Wonder if he feels like he got what he wanted out of the Phillies deal.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
LOL Jon Jay
Looks like Pujols has more things to complain about
LOL BASEBALL TEAMS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Elapsed time of game: 3 minutes
Number of references to shadows: 3
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
it is almost as if this is a game of shadows
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
If we were playing a drinking game
and had to take a shot whenever the word “shadow” was spoken, we’d be comatose by the top of the 2nd.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
One team got hammered right before halftime

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Thanks for playing, Cardinals. We have some lovely parting gifts for you, including some Minwax and a home version of this NLDS.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
lol cards
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well, so… and then that happened…..
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
lolol Howard
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Cholly trying to out-overmanage TLR
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
So yesterday I didn’t listen to or watch a single game and all the teams I didn’t want to win …won. Maybe today I should at least put the games on the radio….
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I changed my facebook profile picture today...
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
My uncle has lived there for almost 30 years.
It’s a great place to visit, been there lots of times.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I went there to visit a customer
My hotel bar had three choices for beer :
Budweiser
Bud Light
Budweiser Select
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
OTOH, the St Louis Zoo is free and sells beer!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well, to be fair, hotel bars pretty much always suck. The Marriot in downtown just has Anchor bottles and Fat Tire on tap. There is damn good beer to be had in St Louis.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree. There were some great blues clubs near the ballpark that had better beer than Bud.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously not a high class hotel
The better ones also offer Michelob.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
My best friend from college works for AB now, so I’ve been there a couple of times.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
IS HE COLD FILTERING
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
No, but the next time I’m there I get to take a private tour of one of their breweries.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
That’d be pretty fascinating.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m looking forward to it. Even with shitty beer, it’ll be kind of fun.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah.
Microbrewery tours are all kinda the same, unless the people are especially cool or smart. Seeing a huge production like that would be fun.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting point: was Pence out?
From Chris Singleton on with Sciambi, Nat broadcast.
He says in his view sliding in feet first at 2nd like Pence did and popping up more often makes the ump call out.
The flip side argument that J. Miller makes all the time is if you slide head first the fielder straddling the bag as they’re taught can easily block you with his foot. Feet first you can inflict Bill Hall damage if they do that.
OT: Presented without comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM&sns=fb
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
FUCKING LOL RECTUMFACE!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
that was epic fail
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
IN PLAY RUNS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
@mccoveychron
McCovey Chronicles
.gif coming shortly!
How are you going to beat Sullivan if you stop to gloat?!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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TOO LATE
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Shane Victorino, baby birds bit.ly/pgwUXB
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But grant will post his INTERLACED
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Ha!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
That is like Raul Ibanez level fail.
I don’t want to be mean to Shane, though, since he got the Giants’ back today.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it on the radio. It sounded hilarious
HURRY UP!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
dot
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
HAHA!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
fantastic
life is a lot easier when you can skip watching these off-brand teams and just enjoy the LULZ here.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dick Stockton
They’re having some trouble getting the ball into the infield.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I remember chortling with glee when he double-clutched that one throw in last year’s NLCS and Torres made it safe at home. Game 4, I think.
"We can... feel the trade winds blowing gently through our hair... here's the pitch... or Dave can." - Jon Miller
Is that the one he almost trapped? If it hadn’t taken one more bounce off his hands, he totally could have fooled the umpires.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw, I think that was Game 1 or Game 6?
I found it: http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12873675
"We can... feel the trade winds blowing gently through our hair... here's the pitch... or Dave can." - Jon Miller
What do you mean whole inning
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m playing in a baseball game!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
PLAY
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh man
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh my god. this is so awesome. this was today?
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
lol, same here!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
+2
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
why what’d you think it was from?
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
I don’t hate Apple that much! j/k
that’s real sad about Jobs though. He revolutionized Apple
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
I feel like even if you hate Apple, you can at least appreciate that he was the sole financial support for Pixar in their pre-Toy Story days and pretty much got them to the point where they are now.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I wrote the update, Sullivan .gif'd
We work together. Sometimes.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 5, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel
STAY TUNED!
;-)
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Garfunkel & Oates!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant is the light hearted control freak
Sullivan is the intense, brooding one.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pickles and Ice Cream!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
With their combined powers they will attempt to overthrow the Neyer
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Huh.
SBN idea: Customizable SBN site feed in the sidebar. I could subscribe to McC, LL, MLB Nation, and whatever else, and have the last post (or three posts) from each linked in the sidebar of every page.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosterbation
Ryan Doumit as backup catcher/fifth outfielder? He’ll have to take care not to swallow his shinguards, but I would imagine that 60 games of terrible defense is more than balanced out by 100 games of spectacular defense. He robably won’t cost too much, either.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
LOL terrible defense
They survived Whiteside this year, I don’t think that need be a hurdle any more.
But they’re not going to spend on someone like that this year. Again.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did this get mentioned
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#SFGiants Gary Brown tripled and scored on a groundout to prevent Scottsdale from being shutout. #AFL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
SFGiantsFans San Francisco Giants
No shut-out for you! #SFGiants @GaryBrown909 hits a triple and @BCraw35 gets him home, but the Scottsdale Scorpions lose 10-1
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Rough P stats
Strange box from the game:
Scorpions starting P Cloud (Phillies): 2 IP perfect 2 K’s.
The L goes to Huntzinger (BOS) 2IP 1 ER.
Harrold P (SF) .1 IP 54.00 ERA
Kehrt (Bos) .2 IP 54.00 ERA
Carpenter (LAA) .2 IP 40.50 ERA.
Wait, Crawford was the designated hitter for this team? SHINJO 2.0
bcraw35 Brandon Crawford
1st #AZfallleague game today, lost 10-1. DHing is tough, 0-4 with an RBI #teamleaderinRBI #jkbutseriously
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I guess he was the groundout RBI that scored Brown.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson is in Taco Bell commercials now?
I liked him before he was so mainstream. Now he has totally sold out.
//is a smug hipster
i downloaded the demo and the controls are WTF confusing. I gave up after 2 minutes.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
She's got to get the NBA running again!
PRIORITIES PEOPLE
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OT on your OT : I saw that Cheney supported the repeal of Don't ask don't tell the other day.
Was it public knowledge that his daughter is lesbian?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Yes.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
any music nerbs familiar with Abbe May?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
awfulannouncing Awful Announcing
RT @nbaliva: @awfulannouncing show list of MVPs with Howard, Rollins and Pujols. Stockton says 2 of them are in our game today. #facepalm
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This write-up of Victorino's .gif is amazing.
Just perfect. Wish I had written it. Which I did. I’ll just whore for clicks.
Say, that “c” and “l” together surrrrrre looks like a “d”.
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/5/2471911/cardinals-vs-phillies-shane-victorino-falling-gif-video
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I’ll just remember you’re a hack and won’t bother clicking on anything you write in the future. i’m sure you’re devastated.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
rec whore
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
by speckops on Oct 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good rec-whoring needs to be a bit more subtle
“I can’t believe this isn’t green yet” or something like that.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oswalt losing control
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Damn
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
SCORE RUNS, YOU CHEAPSHOTTING FAN INTERFEREING, WIL THE THRILL SUCKER PUNCHING KENNY LOFTON HATING PICKLE RIDERS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YEAH!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT HE SAID
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
See?
I just had to remind them of their sordid past.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for that authentic frontier gibberish
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THE MAN THEY LOVE TO HATE IN ST. LOUIS
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/STAKES CARDINALS
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by troymccluresf on Oct 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheee Freese!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
IN PLAY RUNS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
DONT MIND IF I DO

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
BREAKING: MATT HOLLIDAY TOUCHED THE PLATE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Oswalt is done after this year?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
He was quoted yesterday (or day before) saying he wants to play 2 or 3 more.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck with that…Phillies is unlikely to exercise the $12 million option
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I can’t tell if this chasm.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
No, it’s not.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
This man could win the Ford C Frick award this year.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Not this guy

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Oct 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
HAHA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
hi
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Hey, did you guys see Grant's write up about Victorino?!
Haha, oh man, he’s the greatest!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Now get the other ass cheek!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe it or not, there was a link posted in that message.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So this is Pujols’ last game as a Cardinal?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
I doubt it
Nobody will overpay him as much as the Cardinals will
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Would count the Cubs out
They’ve got the $, just a matter of when they want to start building a winner and stop stuffing their pockets, Pujols would be a nice foundation piece.
They also have new ownership and new ownership likes to spend, spend, spend to get everyone to like them.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Epstein as GM
Francona as manager would start saying we’re serious, anything less there’s still going to be questions.
Theo, of course, would bring Moneyball to the Cubs and he’d start off by signing Pujols to a kajillion dollar contract and be praised by everyone for his wily Sabermetric math skills for doing so.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Retiring around the 7th inning I heard.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
hes gonna start in right field at at&t next year.
gotta keep huff at first. gritty.
Probably. If there’s anyone who could get away with an ARod size contract, one that one of the Big Boys could afford, it’s him (my guess is the Cubs)
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no bids for this item and you can get it for $20
I hope that you folks won’t let it go to waste.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Have you surrendered to the SWAT team yet?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SQUIRREL!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Man do I wish I was watching the game.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VIDEO OF SQUIRREL IS UP AT MLB.COM GAMEDAY
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
cards should change their name to the squirrels
real living mascots running across the field. would be so cool.
i am now imaging this concept with all teams.
i would not go see a d-backs game for example.
JPosnanski Joe Posnanski
That squirrel was running away because he knew if he stuck around, La Russa would have brought him in to face a lefty.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I need video of the squirrel.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Baron!
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
jct!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hola barón!
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hola lata de maiz!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh. Bien jugado.
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It’s on gameday.
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College Gameday on ESPN? MLB’s Gameday app? My marching band’s gameday rehearsals?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
All three
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_10_05_phimlb_slnmlb_1&mode=gameday
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Awesome. I hope MLB puts it up on their site later so I can share on the Facebook.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to watch that show all the time, but I don’t anymore because I can’t remember the last time I was awake at 7 in the morning on a Saturday.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I get up that early to go to work in the States and it’s no fun.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw the squirrel but what was Manuel complaining about?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Just learned that my office is going to Windows 7 from Vista...
3 hour training…snore…
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Meh
I still have XP on my home computers.
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But that was actually okay.
Vista was awful. Pretty much everyone I know either went back to XP or switched immediately to 7 when it came out
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Utley!
What the hell kind of baserunning was that?
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
WRITTEN IN THE SQUIRREL. A MILLION NUTS AWAY.
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by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Steve Jobs is dead
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
.
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Like dead for real?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like it.
(I would make a Rocky/Bullwinkle “This time for sure!” reference, but that would be disrespectful.)
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with the squirrel guest star
I’m laughing now. My ticket to hell has been punched.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently a hoax?
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/09/10/steve-jobs-death-tweet-costs-shira-lazar-her-cbs-news-gig/
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that was over a month ago
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Ah
Yep. He really died. =/
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AP is reporting it
their source is the Apple board of directors
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
it's on apple.com now
http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
source?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
AP is reporting it on twitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yep
@AP
The Associated Press
BREAKING: Apple says Steve Jobs has died.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
holy smokes
Though with pancreatic cancer, it’s a bit of a miracle that he lasted as long as he did.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
+1
Pancreatic cancer is really, really nasty.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Wow, really?
got a football coach some years back…. And it was like boom, dead. My uncle had it too….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m sorry to hear that. My favorite teacher had it, and it was also really sudden. 6 months later, he was gone.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Same with my grandfather. He died five months after they found the tumor.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
In some ways, especially if you were a really active person it’s almost better that way. A very active, athletic friend of mine contracted died of aids/hiv it was just torture to watch him so slowly waste away.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Alzheimer is the disease I fear the most.
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That would be horrible. Knock on wood, even though our family is mostly old folks nobody has yet had to deal with Alzheimers.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I don't believe I will live that long
But sometimes, younger-ish folks get that as well.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My father in law just got diagnosed in the last couple weeks. And so did a 44 year old high school classmate. So, yeah.
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I can’t imagine anything more frightening than the knowledge that you will lose your mind and that there’s nothing to be done.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I imagine they might have something for it by the time you are old.
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Haven’t we been saying the same thing about cancer?
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Aren’t we in a lot better shape regarding cancer than we were 20-30 years ago?
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Mayor of Smug.
Most definitely
a lot of promising treatment and possible vaccines
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Heh. Depends on what cancer you’re talking about. There’s no such disease as cancer—it’s not like when you’re suffering from strep or something. Cancer is really quite heterogeneous, and sure, certain types of cancer we might have cures for, but probably not all.
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That’s what I mean. Aren’t we better off in the aggregate?
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Mayor of Smug.
My grandma doesn’t have Alzheimers, but she has advanced dementia and it is devastating. She knows that I exist, but she doesn’t recognize me. She still thinks I’m a little kid. That isn’t even the worst of it, though. It’s really bad.
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by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Incredibly depressing sub-thread is incredibly depressing.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Sorry.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry about your grandmother (and about everyone in the thread who have had friends and loved ones suffer with these illnesses).
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Thanks. I wasn’t here looking for sympathy. Just wanted to share.
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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
my sister in law is going throuh breast cancer right now and she was fine for about 12 months and boom she has spent 3 of the last 5 weeks in the hospital.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man. I hope she’s okay. It’s crazy how it just comes back like that.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
The man definitely made a mark on society. RIP.
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He must have been a lot worse then even they were letting on.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
pancreatic cancer is no joke
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My Apple friends tell me he was just in the office last week.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t he at the big iPhone 4S hullabaloo earlier in the week?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Apple stock is probably gonna be the cheapest its been in a long time tomorrow.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Never mind I just saw it. So sad. RIP
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Damn reply fail
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Apple HQ was locked down earlier today due to the shooter
Who the STILL haven’t caught….
A very tough day for everyone at Apple. Will keep them in my thoughts.
Thanks Steve.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Today has been insane around there and the area’s been on my mind. I work near there and I have several friends who live around there. All so sad.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend left her home in Los Altos (off Homestead) and is staying in Mt. View til they find the shooter.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t blame her one bit. I used to drive through the intersection at Tantau and Homestead on my way to work every day. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, interesting choice of words. :(
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
He goes to a catholic school so it’s cool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
it was a joke
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why does he have no sense of humor?
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Squirrel

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
holy crap
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
hoary carp
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SACRAMENTAL SALMON
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MONOTHEISTIC MINNOW!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FAITHFUL FLOUNDER
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Lars I love you
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Full video link: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/wall/article.jsp?content_id=25515128&partnerId=aw-6142493396199297709-996
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The guy just over the umps shoulder amuses me. I can hear his buffonish chortle in my mind.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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What was Oswalt gesturing about?
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Probably WTFing and asking for the count
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There seemed to be some dispute about the call of the pitch right before the squirrel ran through.
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by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They had one really great angle of the squirrel in one of the replays where the camera zooms in and you can see its face. It’s about 40 seconds into the video on MLB.com. Can someone GIF that?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I like how Ruiz is like
“Did anyone else just see…did that really….hey blue, a squirrel….Roy?”
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wheres the part that Oswalt complains like a bitch to get that pitch not to count?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WOMEN COMPLAINING
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/tyrion slap
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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FREEZE!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
BOOM
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
Freese again!
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??
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Mayor of Smug.
Don’t lose your cool, man!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, I see. “Chill” is usually what you say when there is something inappropriate being discussed.
I don’t know what the hail I was thinking.
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Mayor of Smug.
You’re coming across as a little frosty, bub.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
We don’t know that for sure. The telemetry data has been lost.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i know im gonna keep getting roasted for that
but the telemetry data really is/was important
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My neural pathways have become accustomed to his sensory input pattern.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
no i have an iphone
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
i just got an email from Larry Baer!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WHASIT SAY?
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blah blah we want to win blah blah i love the giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
rememeber that time we won a world series?
Yeah, that was awesome
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
basically yes, that.
If you are on the Giants spam-inator… you got a letter from Larry too, don’t you feel speshul?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
HIS DESK LIKES THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DEAR JPORNY,
THE RAINY DAY FUND IS LOOKING KIND OF MEAGER. I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A GLUTTON FREE SOYBURGER TODAY.
SINCERELY,
LARRY BAER
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's ONE answer to both questions:
I’m always asking myself two questions: What can we do to make AT&T Park an even better experience for the fans? And what can we do to win?
FIELD A BETTER TEAM
by Every6thDay on Oct 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have they mentioned the passing of Steve Jobs on the broadcast?
He was a pretty amazing human being that touched all aspects of life, even sports.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
The Cards did on their broadcast (that’s what I’m listening to on Gameday).
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by kdl on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the heads up, I’m finally watching now.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you are in the Bay Area when:
Trends: San Francisco · change
RIP Steve Jobs
#DontCallMeIf
#YouKnowBetter
#cupertino
Asian F
Oracle Public Cloud
iPhone 4S
Larry Ellison
Sarah Palin
Okay, how about
RIP Steve Jobs
#DontCallMeIf
#YouKnowBetter
#cupertino
Asian F
Oracle Public Cloud
iPhone 4S
Larry Ellison
Sarah Palin
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
PANTS OFF!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds like a horrible cloud to be caught in.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I think they treat that with antibiotics.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
just got home from the gym and wow
the Cards are winning. I think they needed to win yesterday though.
a Game 5 in Philly vs Halladay is as tough as it gets
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
we’ll take Allen Craig for Ross. actually, he’d probably be a really good trade target. totally underrated
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
He’s way too young to trade for Ross, their salaries don’t match, Cards have him for the min until 2013 when he’s arb eligible. He’s not likely to go anywhere, Cards know they have a solid player.
Cody Ross
is also a free agent in two months, likely reducing his trade value somewhat.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
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where do you get these so called facts?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
impending free agency
WAR reduced by… let’s see… carry the one….
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I need you to show me *all* your work for full credit.
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PANTS OFF!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My WAR just went up!
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
But only your oWAR
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/makes oWAR face
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
EDWIN JACKSON IS ON THE CARDINALS?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Both teams are pretty hacktastic so far
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there is actually two ballgames
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Holy crap.
http://twitter.com/#!/BuschSquirrel
BuschSquirrel Busch Squirrel
SUPRISE!!!!
47 minutes ago
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He’s a squirrel. Give him a break on his spelling.
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TWSS
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Apparently was started yesterday.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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well, you can change twitter usernames
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It's only got 31 tweets
and 2800+ followers….
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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You know what would be hilarious?
If Boston signed Sabathia this offseason.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Its amazing how much horrible the Phils offense is.
Of course they are better than the Giants put damn.
Kickham where it hurts
So, LaRussa kept changing pitchers until he found one that was shaky
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
are you suggesting TLR is overmanaging?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
B.c edwin jackson
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
two Cardinal losses happened because TLR left the starting pitcher in too long?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t even begin the seventh, which had the 6-7-8 spots. 77 pitches through 6 innings, with the lead?
Forget it non sequitur, it’s Tony LaRussa
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
JohnSheaHey John Shea
Baer also spoke of “securing and protecting the best pitching staff in baseball,” confirming long-term offers to be made to Can & Lincecum.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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I guess I should just fess up – I have, indeed, received a long-term offer from the Giants.
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by can of corn on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not old enough.
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But I am!
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Excuse, me Larry
Do you have Pitcher in a Can?
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Mat Can
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Matt 5 years/$80 million
Tim 5 years/$70 million?
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I think Lincecum probably laughs at that offer.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how much under the table weed is offered with it
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of In-n-out burgers
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OH GOD YES
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe someday
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
maaaaaaybe tomorrrrrrrow
Maybe someday
You’ve changed
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got two more arb years left…wait didn’t realize he made $14 million this year
5 years/$90 million?
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I thought it was $13 MM this year?
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Cotts says $14 million
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Really? From Cot's:
Tim Lincecum rhp
2 years/$23M (2010-11)
2 years/$23M (2010-11)
re-signed by San Francisco 2/12/10 (avoided arbitration, $13M-$8M)
$2M signing bonus
10:$8M, 11:$13M
I mean, I guess if they distribute the $2 M signing bonus with $1 M each year.
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https://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=0Ah4PW47PiAi-dDVpNjBqcnc5cS1Udmk4T3l5VXpUTXc&output=html
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Where did you originally dig up that link? I took the $13 MM figure from Cot’s actual website.
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It’s from Cotts’…if you go to the Giants team page, it will have the team’s payroll breakdown for 2011
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/san-francisco-giants_30.html
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and yeah, I think it pro-rates the signing bonus
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Hey, he said he’d offer long-term contracts.
He didn’t say they’d be realistic.
/rainy day funded
I rhyme with freak.
$1 a year for 200 million years!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
theoretically, wouldn’t Timmy be worth more, especially if you’re Timmy and have the team paying somebody who hasn’t won two Cy Young awards more money than you?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going off the fact that he had two more arb years…Weaver got 5 years/$85 million and was a FA next year.
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Tim is also a lot better than Weaver
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A little
Weaver: 6 seasons, 26.8 rWAR, 24.3 fWAR (1131.2 IP)
Tim: 5 seasons, 23.2 rWAR, 27.9 fWAR (1028 IP)
Does Weaver get a bump for pitching in the AL?
Also Weaver was a FA, Timmy has two more arb years.
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he has almost 4 more fWAR in 1 fewer season
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that's huge...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
but 3.6 less rWAR.
Also not a full year…about a 100 IP so 1/2 of a season?
Weaver has been trending up while Timmy has been trending down (relative speaking)
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But rWAR for pitchers kind of sucks
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The difference is basic the defensive matrix
Fangraph doesn’t use any/BR uses total zone
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I though fWAR uses FIP while rWAR uses something else.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.patrickfloodblog.com/2010/07/16/war-problems-part-two/
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Wow. That guy rambles. I couldn’t get through that.
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During 2010, Baseball-Reference unveiled a new feature: current and historical WAR values on each of its player pages. This WAR (referred to as rWAR) uses the same framework as FanGraphs’ version (fWAR), but has three main differences:
1. Pitcher Value: fWAR relies totally on FIP, making it a defense-independent metric, while rWAR adds in defensive runs saved as well.
2. Calculating Defense: Each system uses a different defensive metric. fWAR uses UZR, while rWAR uses TotalZone (developed by Sean Smith). UZR is more accurate but is only available from 2002 onward, while TotalZone values can be calculated for any player in baseball history.
3. Baserunning: rWAR includes this, while fWAR doesn’t.
From here.
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DUDE YOU CLAIM NOT TO TRUST DEFENSIVE *METRICS*
BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR
BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR
BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR
BASEBALL REFERENCE’S WAR USES DEFENSIVE METRICS TO ADJUST PITCHER WAR
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I know
I didn’t say one was better…I listed both.
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It’s simple: don’t use Baseball Reference’s Pitcher WAR if you claim not to trust defensive metrics.
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Again…I did not say I don’t trust defensive matrix. I just do not put as much stock in them.
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IF stock were available!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WAR is blunt instrument.
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Best wielded by people who post it in three-word sentences, thus beginning and instantly ending any discussion that can ever happen about any player.
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!
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Proving Cocoa Crisp isn’t just a cereal!
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If you assume Tim gets 15 mil/yr for the next two years (which is low, he will get closure to 18 mil) you are basically offering him a 3/30 contract which would actually be a paycut.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
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and by that does he mean signing Carlos Beltran?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Cliff Lee warming up in bullpen? Don’t the Phillies lead this series with a possible Game 5 at home?
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
The same reason Tim Lincecum was in the bullpen in Game 6, I would imagine.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
But there was no way he was starting Game 7
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And it was an elimination game and the phils are down
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It does feel like the 2010 NLCS Game 6
Except, again, the Phillies are at home for a possible Game 5. Save Lee for then, if you need him.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Yes, why waste him when you are down? I know a lot of the pitchers aren’t available according to local media but why would you use Lee in a losing affair?
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe for if it goes extras and Lee can hold the Cards down so they can win it in extra innings and not go home for Game 5
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Then wait for the game to be tied before you warm him up.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
B/C ITS HIS BULLPEN DAY AND HE WANTS TO PITCH!!!!!!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Short arms!
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Re NHL 12
Dude its freaking amazing!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
YAY!
I will have to go pick up a copy then
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They are going to blow this
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Scoring runs Giants style!
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HOLY SHIT BREAKING BAD
Just saw what happened to Hank S3E7……… OMG….
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LOL HOWARD
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Needs strike out looking .gif
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I have to say I kind of like that Chrysler is using Detroit as a major element in its comeback attempt.
I rhyme with freak.
I wish they made better cars
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OT But did you that know Hyundai makes a 60K car?
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Hamm does Mercedes ads. Which makes it hard to take them seriously. It’s like I’m watching a Mad Men pitch.
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Reds. I went to Hallady’s no hitter :P
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
The Phillies radio play-by-play guys are sounding depressed right about now.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
The only philly guy worth his wait in dirt is Scott Franski. Everyone else is horrible.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend Ron is pretty OK and he’s from Philly.
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Yay!
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Jobs?
Breaking?
Sux.
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I'm too shiftay...plus at work.
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TWSJS
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I know but everyone here was talkin about how Oswalt has the big game experience and how Jackson is going to get crushed Phillies will close this up today.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY CAN’T THIS STUPID APARTMENT COMPLEX FIX THE FUCKING GUTTERS?!?!?!?!?
FIVE FREAKING YEARS, EVERYTIME THERE’S A DOWNPOUR I HAVE TO BAIL.
WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THIS WINTER DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, Ralph Barbieri has Parkinson’s?
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Wow
Just a fun day all in all.
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Yup.
Cynics are connecting his disclosure with his contract renewal talks.
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He mentions laying his cards on the table. He doesn’t mention that by doing so, he’s pretty much compelled management to retain him. I suppose there are those who might speculate that he would make an ADA claim if his contract weren’t renewed or if his pay were severely reduced.
It’s like when I couldn’t fire my pregnant secretary, even though she was grossly incompetent.
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Could you get a restraining order against the fetus, thereby preventing her from attending work?
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fortunately she had a slight complication (nothing terribly serious – baby and incompetent mother were fine), and we told her she’d need a doctor’s authorization to return to work. Which she never got. Problem solved!
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gotta love ADA.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you will
if you ever become ill.
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I do love it actually.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the most unappreciated part of it is the sidewalk cutouts.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
most definitely
automatic doors, handicap parking, larger bathrooms.
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The law definitely gets abused
but it definitely allows those who are disable a much better life.
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I don’t disagree.
There are occasions when it’s used to preemptively obtain a more favorable situation for the employee. But generally it’s a good thing.
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There is a lawyer in SF who abuses the ADA law. Several businesses shut down due to the lawyer’s lawsuits.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
There are a lot of those
but that’s just people taking advantage of a situation. If you ever had a family member who was in a wheelchair, there is definitely a big difference.
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Meh. There are always lawyers that always take advantage of various laws.
Or sometimes private citizens who become vexatious litigants doing so (anyone familiar with Patricia McColm of SF?).
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I’ve used the ADA to fend off threats of fine if my dogs barked.
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by say hey nation on Oct 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He was doing it just for money.
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I assumed as much.
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Some dude named Randy Smith (I think) is shutting down various central valley mom and pops with ADA law suits.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Yeah, there’s somebody around here that’s going about it with a certain vindictiveness.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
there was a story in the Bee a while back about that
right about the time our friends with a restaurant in the Richmond ran into the SF guy. Not our SF Guy.
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s apparently somebody going around threatening to sue apartment complexes. They had to put a whole new wheel chair ramp in here because somebody was toured the place and threatened to sue. Meanwhile the dude that LIVES HERE and is in a wheelchair had no problem with the previous setup, but the ramp was not at the appropriate grade/slope …something.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Lousy fucks
The Dbacks are not expecting to sell this game out. One Dbacks person was estimating about 42,000-43,000.
They should give us Upton just for that.
Can someone please make a GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing off Arizona instead of Florida?
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Oddly, yes.
Rally Jerry!
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by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They still have Halladay and home field advantage
They are probably going to be alright, as much as it pains me to say so
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Good.
But SRSLY…who in here can make sure a Yankees/Phillies WS doesn’t happen?
Tigers/Brewers or Rays/Brewers PLZ.
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LOL Me, meaning Rangers.
/distracted
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ESPN
says no.
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the Cards absolutely had to win that game yesterday, is my POV.
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
Mine too
But stranger things have happened. I mean, TGWTWS
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Damn. Tony LaRussa got old.
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and Dennis Eckersley doesn't appear to age at all
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Dick Clark’s years all seem to have caught up with him at once
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
OT for those who might know: Humble Frozen Synapse Bundle, yes or no?
Anything good in it?
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it pisses me off that the Cards can be shitty all year and then suddenly swoop in like this
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
why does it matter which part of the year they won their games in?
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding. I’d rather have that than a team that plays well for a while, then plays really shitty for a while, then plays okay when it’s too late.
Like the Giants.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I prefer that the teams who play well all year advance
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I think the current system of counting the number of wins and losses at the end of the season is sufficient.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
except, then they say, “well, let’s let a scraggler in,” ie, the wild card
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I don’t get what that has to do with swooping in at the end of the year… there was going to be a wild card team regardless.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see that. Got confused by the ‘suddenly swoop in’, which is kind of what the Giants did last year, except it was to win the division.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I would prefer that fewer teams make the playoffs. Two would be ideal; four also works. Eight is too many.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
What are your thoughts on the hockey playoffs?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a tradition in hockey
When compared to 4 out of 6 or 16 out of 21, having 16 teams out of 30 make the playoffs is quite restrained.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
HIMYM is better
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S JUST A THEORY
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They played that preview during Moneyball when we saw it, and the preview got a lot of laughs from the audience. It’s a comedy, right?
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
MDR is on MLB Network. They were talking about Lincecum coming out of the bullpen during the NLCS last season.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They had MadBum working out of the pen too, right?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They did.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PHI201010230.shtml
He went 2 IP. Hey, I just realized Timmy go the hold.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally! Something that kid's good at
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey TBS -
If you’re going to have a sideline reporter lady, maybe you could turn her audio up.
Or, you know, skip it.
Actually, just skip it.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
THIS
The sideline reporter lady adds nothing 99% of the time
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
a hairston
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Soon, SF will have to do something about its Yuni
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
2 year, 18 million?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
If the dude hits a WS winning HR, that's fine
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BRAUNED
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL SNAKES!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
my Hebro
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by son of ggf on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yay, Crew
not to be confused with j crew
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Braun is amazing.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
stealing 3rd on a ball four
just cause he can
I still don’t understand how he’s such a bad fielder.
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at his rWAR numbers from his rookie year
They’re hilarious. He was such a bad third baseman.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Come the fuck on Weeks
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I thought he was fast?
Or is that just his brother?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ankle injury still not 100%
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ryan braun is handsome and is good at baseball but he has very bad taste in clothing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Oct 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You are the Jewish mother he never had.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
what did he wear that was so bad?
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like his shoulder is on fire.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
oh my god Raul Ibanez is a supporter of House Jponry!
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
flaming?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Explains the face he is making.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
When choosing a tattoo artist, I had it down to two guys whose work I really liked. The tie breaker was to go to the one not working at Ed Hardy.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Weeks
Don’t be a Giant.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Probably the greatest quote I've ever read, from Steve jobs (poignantly)
“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.” -Steve Jobs
Also, GO BREWERS!
by TortureOpp on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU CANT STOP WILLIE BLOOMQUIST
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
UGH
Randy Wolf. He can only beat the Giants.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Panda and Prince on the same team would be funny
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Giants don't have the money
And I don’t mean the salary.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Dinner
So next door there is this Chinese restaurant that serves Beijing-style food. It doesn’t seem to have the Hong Kong style dim sum I’m craving. Any delivery dim sum places you recommend that’ll deliver to me?
I rhyme with freak.
what's the fancy one on Geary...
Tonkiang? Maybe they do Waiters on Wheels?
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonkiang is indeed on Geary. Don’t know if they do take out. I think it’s pretty overrated.
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LOL ITALIANS DONT KNOW ABOUT DIM SUM
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yank Sing is good
But way too expensive.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look the rookie 1b is up again
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
funny how that happens when Willie Bloomquist is your leadoff hitter!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
wow
Upton only had 360 runners on base during his ABs this year
the average NL hitter in his spot would have had ~408
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BOCHY WAS RIGHT!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It's almost like if you don't throw Goldschmidt a fastball, he won't kill you
by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMNIT
Also.
TATMAN? Really Arizona fans?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOLCREW
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Not a big fan of Roberts
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I'm laughing so hard. This is actually pretty damn funny.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I leave to listen to the Dead for 6 FUCKING MINUTES
And the score goes from 1-0 to 4-1. GAHHH
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
When are you going to listen to the rest of the song?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 5, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oddly enough
I didn’t finish the song. My dad commandeered the computer for a few minutes and I guess I’ll just have to start over ;)
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
the wolves are all dead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LEAVE RANDY ALONE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Thought Williams hold was good
Even more than the assist last time: puts so much pressure on Wolf he was liable to hang 1 and he did, fat changeup right down the middle.
game's sold out?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I'm watching this documentary about Steve Bartman.
That poor asshole. Still should have let Moises catch the ball.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Saw that last week. I now hope the Cubs never win the World Series. A lot of those fans don’t deserve it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Seriously
I cant believe that the security guard had to let him hide out in her house until the crowd cleared.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
There were people who really wanted to kill him.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Alou doesn’t take enough heat for his reaction. If he doesn’t blow a gasket, maybe Bartman doesn’t get it so badly and maybe the Cubs don’t consequently choke all over the place
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
proper etiquette
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9801187
Moises could have learned from Ichiro, who demonstrated the proper way to interact with fans stealing away catch attempts.
nananananananana TATMAN
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Oct 5, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
2012 Giants SS now batting.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Where will he bat for the Giants? 2nd? 6th?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
So next season will be..
Velez, LF
Sanchez, 2B
Posey, C
Sandoval, 3B
Huff, 1B
Nate, RF
Christian, CF
Yuni, SS
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Looks great to me!
bork bork bork
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUTS!!!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Remember when neck tat guy was fanned by Romo early in the season, Romo was animated
and this tat guy was pissed because of it? Turns out he is much more of a show-off than most anyone except someone on the Brewers. Anyway, he is having the season of his life
i hate every song
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I think we are headed to a Phillies-Yankees World Series.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I'll watch
Only one I didn’t watch; Yankees-Mets
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
My hate for the Phillies is very strong
I would root for the Yankees over them
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Root, root, root for the METEOR
If it doesn’t hit, it’s a shame!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
If that happens, I’ll continue not watching and rooting for the not-Phillies.
I feel like since Yankees fans have had so much success, they’re a bit more humble about winning. Either that or Phillies fans are so insanely obnoxious about their team that even fucking Yankees fans look humble next to them.
But yeah, GO METEOR! in that instance.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Have you ever met a Yankees fan? They feel like winning the WS is their God-given birthright and if anyone else wins, it doesn’t really count. They also aren’t self-aware enough to realize that most of their winning comes from outspending everyone else.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Im a yankee fan
and you’re wrong. I was a Yankee fan before Derek Jeter came up and they sucked donkey balls.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
You musn’t have my Facebook feed or play in a Fantasy Football league comprising of either people from New England or New York.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
always a good thing to keep in mind in general.
Still think the Yankees represent everything that’s wrong in the Universe, though
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's your right, of course.
What are your thoughts about the Rainy Day Fund?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
that we’ll never win another Series if the owners are really serious about it
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you know
it really wasn’t that long ago. I see a lot of comments like that, as if they haven’t had a losing season since 1965.
Also, for those of you that enjoy the wild card, it’s helped the Yankees make the postseason every year since it was instituted except for 2008.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But how many times have the Yankees won the Wild Card? I don’t think it’s happened very often. 1995, 2007, 2010 and one year the Orioles won the division (1997, I think).
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Right, four times they would have stayed home.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
how many times must I tell you
TO GET OFF MY LAWN.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
My roommate last year was a Yankees fan (as well as Lakers, Cowboys, and USC). I have two other friends who are Yankees fans as well. And, in my experience, they are less obnoxious than Phillies fans because while they do believe they should win every year, when they do win it’s not all, “HAHAHAHA SUCK IT LOOOZERS MY TEAM IS INSANELY BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND ARE SUPER OBNOXIOUS AND WE AREN’T AND I HATE YOU” And – also in my experience – Yankees fans do recognize that they spend a shitload of money on their players instead of staying in denial like other teams’ fans do.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Wow. That is like a perfect storm of douchey teams
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll give her USC and Lakers, because she goes to USC and was born and raised in LA, but the other two are just inexcusable. Oh, and she said if she actually starts following hockey, the Red Wings are her team. Ugh.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
there is nothing worse
than an instant Red Wings fan. Nothing.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the caption for this was something like
‘The moment someone jumps from one bandwagon to another’
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy in Red Wings jersey cheering the Sharks
BTW, free preview of Center Ice for 2 1/2 weeks begins tomorrow.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
what if i was given an Yzerman jersey from like 1998?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Also, way to just pick winners, roommate of mymclife
Don’t try and have any local loyalty or anything.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Yankees fans haven’t called me a cunt, which is another reason why I prefer them over Phillies fans.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Exactly
Which is better: spending money on good players, or having a Rainy Day Fund?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
duh
spending money on bad players. Best of both worlds!
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So we get both Yuni AND OCab next season!!
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
AND Andruw Jones. GO FORTH AND SIGN!
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Philly fans in general are a little edgier but that’s always been true and Phillies fans are more harmless than Eagles and Flyers fans. It’s not that they’re winning now that’s causing it it’s because of over 200 years of bitterness that NY and Washington basically took Philly’s place in America and now they’re just an AMTRAK stop
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that’s why if they beat the Yankees in the WS it’ll be like the Rapture happening there.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 5, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
jonahkeri jonahkeri
Just remember: If Jeff Mathis were catching Randy Wolf, this would be a perfect game. #ResponsibleFor27Outs
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I think Aubrey Huff hit a grounder to 2nd.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Oct 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The ESPN radio announcer just called Willie Bloomquist a great player
WTF
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
To be fair this is the first time he's watched a Diamondbacks game all season
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Brewers have scored three runs in three innings
Therefore the Brewers will score 9 runs by the end of the game. Brewers will win 9-5. SCIENCE.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
If Saunders gives up another run here
We will have initiated the Fibonacci sequence!
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This has a making of a 3 + hour game.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They still have game 5 if they lose and they are at home.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You mean they can’t just throw Affeldt and MadBum out there for 4 scoreless innings? ::gasp::
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitching poorly builds character
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
Veteran grit
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL
That “Tatman” sign was awesome
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Roberts seems like he’s a douchebag.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He really looks like he should be an extra on Breaking Bad
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait til Sunday. But then I’ll be sad cause it will be months until we see BB again.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Everybody yeah
Rock your body yeah
Everybody rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, all right!
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m proud to say, I don’t know one Backstreet Boys song.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They’re not terrible. But I’d much rather listen to New Edition.
by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
RIB EYES
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Fox must think the Yankees won't make the ALCS
The preliminary schedule for the ALCS has two day games.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WHOA
Pinch Hitting for Saunders already
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
they have a vaunted bullpen, but this could backfire
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch hitting for Joe Saunders in the bottom of the 3rd!
All hands on the USS Panic Deck says Admiral Gibson!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Eh, I don’t know. We’ll see if it works out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And Kirk Gibson is a genius.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BOOM!
Gibson remains golden in October, gotta give him that!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Colin Cowgill is too close to Colin Cowherd
Makes me want to punch him in the face.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh wow.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Crapsicles
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFF
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Momentum swing
Funny I picked Az cause I figured Marcum and Wolf would get the games 1, 2 starts, and Az would beat them as they’re doing. They would’ve gone on full rest unlike Gallardo and Greinke. But it all comes out in the wash if they go back to Mil, doubtful the Brewers can beat Kennedy twice.
HI EVERYONE!
I’M RANDY WOLF! AND I SU-OOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER HIT.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Owings will give up 4 runs then hit a walk off home run.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Lol - yeah, this sounds about right.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Micah Owings has a career OPS of .820
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Obligatory can he play SS joke
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If he was on the Giants this year and hit for his career avgs for the season, that would have been 4th best OPS on the team.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Goldschmidts opposite field approach is very impressive.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
in that Chrysler 300 commercial, they should have those giant hamsters
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
do you know what the westboro baptist church is?
she’s tweeting that she’s going to picket steve jobs’s funeral for being godless… from an iPhone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
How the hell did he teach sin?
Ugh.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
according to WBC
everyone but them teaches sin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I normally don’t wish death on people but for them……
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I dunno, I’ve come to appreciate the ridiculousness of their theater. The complete illogic of protesting the EXISTENCE of gays by picketing the funerals of soldiers who weren’t gay at all brought the issue right into the face of the mainline conservatives, forcing them to back away from the crazy while at the same time testing liberal’s commitment to the First Amendment because of how simply odious their religious beliefs and political speech are.
I rhyme with freak.
who tested what now?
Clowns don’t test a civil libertarian’s belief in free speech.
by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t recall his ever saying that God hates fags.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They protested at Stanford while you there, actually.
Some kid came out of Bob (a house on Mayfield) with bagpipes and started playing Amazing Grace.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Seriously?
Ugh.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
WBC is run by a bunch of media seeking glory hounds.
They are the sort of church that turns people into atheists… cuz if there really was a god he’d strike those bastards DEAD!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
i really did post it mostly for the irony of how she tweeted it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Sorry, I’ve dealt with those “people” since the 1990’s and they piss me right the hell off.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
well, obviously they piss me off too!
which is why showing what huge hypocrites they are is a lot of fun
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
it has a frysquint and everything
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I saw it, I laughed
but the fact that they are going to picket his funeral is just too infuriating.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
whats the diff between MT & RT?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
MTs are more godly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL Really??
I’m a twitter newb but notice that Sarah Palin also MTs instead of RT
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
A good reason for you to grab another beer.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Say it out loud.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
idk i made that up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Modified Tweet vs Retweet
I googled.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Praise!
Intelligent modification!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Science I hate those people
But I LOVE irony
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
they're supposed to come to miami ohio and do some protest
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
yup, wouldn't surprise me one bit. Don't understand them at all
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
They threaten constantly…
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Oct 6, 2011 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s effed up to picket someone’s funeral. let the man be buried in peace for chrissake
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't imagine the Brewers giving up on Fielder without a fight
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
American Horror Story is terribe
Dont watch it if you value your time
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I could have told you this from just the previews.
WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK ME BEFORE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
UNSURPRISING CHART IS UNSURPRISING
Guess which two teams played the most baseball this year? Go ahead, guess before you click.
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-2011playingtime.html
The real surprise is how much more than the lower place teams.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL Sullivans. It's like the major sports leagues are going all-in on making the Northwest into a soccer stronghold.
It’s odd how evenly distributed the good and bad teams are throughout that chart. I wonder if there’s correlation between average length of game and quality (and/or lack thereof) of pitching/hitting. I see the Mariners at the bottom and think, ‘well, yeah; their entire season at the plate was a 1-2-3 inning.’ Then I see the Phillies just a few steps above them and think, ‘well, yeah; their entire season on the mound was a 1-2-3 inning.’
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, they let Owings hit but not continue to pitch?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
ah, yes, the soft underbelly of the DBags pitching
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
yes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
though that's overall
if you go by position it’s different
…for a pitcher, 107 is basically like barry bonds.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But leaving him in and then pulling him puts him among the class of pinch hitters, where 107 is still quite good (there is a pinch-hitting penalty), but no longer Bonds. Maybe Hunter Pence.
by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Safe?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
No.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Aren't you Brewer folks supposed to hit a bunch of home runs?
DO THAT
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Oct 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How will these runs not score?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
“He’s done a great job of hitting where it is pitched”
Uhhhhhh
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
UGH
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Time to play more God of War.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Fielder is planning SUCH a walk off celebration.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He is going to eat all of the racing sausages.
by Natto on Oct 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He may feel that the foam just makes people more delectable.
by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL EMPTY SEATS
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Re: American Horror Story or whatever it's called
and who the fuck masturbates in front of an open window?
I rhyme with freak.
I'm not going to say where I read this but..
someone did at the Folsom Street Fair.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
who doesn't?
I mean, what good are windows otherwise? Like anyone in this town has a view.
by wcw on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A free spirit
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
AHA
Providing one hope that all the scares will add up to something deeper is the hair color of most of the actresses. Yes, the hair color. Conroy, Breckenridge, Britton, and some kids who die early on are all redheads — though Britton’s is lighter than the rest — and Murphy told TheWrap in August that red hair will be a plot point in future episodes. (Spoiler alert: It has to do with Ben’s childhood.)
GINGER SUPREMACISTS
I rhyme with freak.
everynight
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
/looks around, WHAT BLINDS
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Because fuck us.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So this Roberts dude is some kind of methhead ex-gang ex-marine ex-merc biker thrash guitarist, right?
I rhyme with freak.
he's just everything all rolled into one
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
"We are all Ryan Roberts."
-the entire state of Arizona
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my pet peeves
Throw to first. Fans boo. Shut up, people.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I agree
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
after one throw is lame
if some guy has thrown over there 10 times in an AB, i think it’s ok to boo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Totally agree
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I thought about this a few weeks ago
I don’t understand how it ever became a boo-able offense. In the 70s when pitchers were trying to stop the Lou Brocks and Tim Raineses?
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They were booing on the first throw to 1st.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I know, this happens every game.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
I’ll take 3 Game 5s
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Unfortunately, the Yankees and Phillies will probably win. The DBacks could.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Or the other 3 teams could win
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
i have faith all the teams you just mentioned will lose
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
that would be some shit, wouldn’t it?
if the Yanks and Phils were eliminated in Game 5, there would be 7 games in every playoff series by next season
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Oct 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
GO TIGERS AND GO BREWERS
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
RAH RAH RUST BELT
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Detroit>San Francisco
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Land area? Yearly snow? Age?
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible land area, cept for north detroit. Snow i can handle, just throw on a coat
I’d say the area is getting younger
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I just meant that Detroit is larger, snowier, and older than San Francisco.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
it's written in the stars
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Prohibition is getting borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I like American Experience.
But Ken Burns’ long-form stuff has been meh for a while. ‘The War’ was facepalmingly confused about what it wanted to say and how it wanted to say it.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"No red and blue arrows moving over maps! No big-picture stuff, we swear!
We’re just gonna focus on the experiences of Sacramento, Mobile, Luverne, and Waterbury and nothing els- what? Senator Inouye said yes to the interview? Great. We’ve just gotta squeeze that in. Someone find me a map."
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah this could have been done in maybe half the time. Some of the clips they’ve used have been too garbled and distorted to even understand.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I watched a little while last night and was kinda underwhelmend. I thought I just caught a bad stretch of it.
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL i know this shop

http://sfist.com/2011/10/05/outer_sunset_resident_wards_off_con.php
The really ironic thing is, the guys who run this place look like hipsters.
I rhyme with freak.
LOL Outer Sunset
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
With what, the pointy end of a hookah?
Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Oct 5, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought independently of a tasteless pun involving Steve Jobs, Obama, and the economy.
I rhyme with freak.
Somebody already tweeted something along those lines, the Mr. read it to me…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I think Steve Jobs would appreciate a non-PC joke.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
*shamelessly stolen from Deadspin commenter Bevraj of Choice
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Zounds!
Is there really nobody here?
I’ll just mention that there’s no more easily parodiable accent than a New England accent. Deadspin:
You see, if the Yankees succeed while the Red Sox fail, Red Sox fans can still bitch about them and do their whole “sky is falling” routine. They can always take that Yankees win and make it about themselves. But if neither team makes the World Series, then it isn’t as easy to do. It isn’t as easy to be like, “Noooo! The fackin’ Giants won it awll! OWAH HAHHHTS AHH BROKEN!”
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Shit students write
Christopher Walken, otherwise know as the Notorious B.I.G., or Biggie, can related to going from poor to rich.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You must have some site bookmarked.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You must have some shite bookmarked.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
partyin' partyin'
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
still watching Game 5 on DVD
2010 postseason Tim Lincecum is my beau ideal, my Platonic ideal, Tim Lincecum. ugh, whippet-thin, hair just short of his shoulders, ugh just everything I ever wanted to see.
I rhyme with freak.
The Russian judge is giving that shark jump a 4.7.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 6, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions

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