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There are a couple of ways to look at the Jeremy Affeldt and Javier Lopez re-signings.

The first is as someone who thinks the Giants will blow past their budget from 2011. In this world, sure, get the extended warranty and clear-coat protection on your BMW. You can afford it. Get the rhinoceros insurance too, just in case you take that baby to Namibia. Good teams have good bullpens. You deserve a good team, San Francisco. Pay a premium for those relievers because you're going to need to hold the leads that your new, expensive hitters give you.

Star-divide

That's a nice world. I'd like to live in that world. It's probably not the real world. But it could be! Heck, we're not in the closed-door meetings where they're strategizing about how to contend for the next three years. Maybe they have a bunch of shiny pie charts titled "The Lincecum Window", in which they detail how they're going to spend buckets of money before Tim Lincecum is a free agent, maximizing the pitching in place for the next two years.

Every indication the Giants have given, though, is that the team payroll isn't going to be much different than last year. And most of it is spoken for. The team that is in desperate need of offense -- desperate, desperate, horrible need -- just spent $9 million on a pair of left-handed specialists. Left-handed relievers are the diamond-studded strap on the guitar of a team; the 17th Diet Coke at a place that doesn't give free refills. If it's the last possible thing for a team to worry about, go for it. Where the Giants appear to be? Ludicrous.

It's a typical Sabean move, though -- he likes cost certainty with his left-handed relievers. He paid premium prices to acquire and keep Steve Kline and Jason Christiansen, and even though those two were duds in their final seasons with the Giants, that won't happen to Lopez or Affeldt because

The best lefty specialist in Sabean's tenure (other than Lopez) was Scott Eyre, who was acquired on waivers, but left when the Giants wouldn't pay to keep him. After he left, the Giants messed around with Jack Taschner, Erick Threets, Alex Hinshaw, and Geno Espineli before paying for Affeldt, so I guess that's part of Sabean's thinking. The last time he didn't pay to keep a guy, the Giants were without solid lefty relievers. That turned them from a 74-win team into an unthinkable 72-win team.

And behind Affeldt and Lopez, the Giants have an amazing collection of lefty specialists who walk five or more batters for every nine minor-league innings they pitch. The Giants chose to keep Hinshaw over Joe Paterson, and it looks like that decision cost them close to $5M.

This has the feel of an offseason where the only acquisitions are Ryan Ludwick and Ronny Cedeno, with the Giants saying, "Hey, we had to keep the pitching together!" Two lefty relievers. Ten million dollars. Unless the Giants are planning on spending a lot more money than we think, or unless Aubrey Huff goes Gil Meche and retires for the good of the team, it seems like a bizarre allocation of limited funds for a team that has a clearly defined weakness.

I can almost, almost see going for the cost certainty on one of the lefties -- give it to Lopez, then, as a World Series bonus -- but both? Weird. Just weird. As I wrote earlier, this offseason is going to have a familiar ring to it. 

In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Jim] Brower, [Scott] Eyre, [Matt] Herges, [Dustin] Hermanson, [Brett] Tomko, [A.J.] Pierzynski, Feliz, [J.T.] Snow, [Jeffrey] Hammonds, [Dustan] Mohr and Tucker -- obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
In a word: No. If we had signed Reyes or [Prince] Fielder, we would have been without [Javier] Lopez, [Jeremy] Affeldt, [Guillermo] Mota, [Jeff] Keppinger, [Coco] Crisp, [Mike] Fontenot, [Raul] Ibanez, and [Yuniesky] Betancourt -- obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

Winter is coming.

(Thought I have to say, I am a little attached to Lopez, and I will enjoy watching him if he doesn't implode. Never forget.)

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZLER IS BAD OK!

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career FIP, xFIP

Affeldt: 4.12, 4.20

Lopez: 3.99, 4.25

Runzler: 3.19, 3.74

Yes, obviously the worst thing would have been to let Runzler make minimum salary and take on of their places.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

It would totally be the worst thing. I’m pretty sure the sun would explode from all of Runzler’s walks.

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Scheider looks on, incredulously.

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellen Mirren’s jaw drops.

by non sequitur on Oct 31, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I’m not out of line in saying that I always enjoy these little tête à têtes between you two.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some fantastic accenting.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thanks for noticing :)

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always lost so many points on my French tests because of accents. I could never remember which ones went forward or backwards and which were the pointy hat ones, so I ended up just kinda drawing straight lines, but my teacher saw through that ploy.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably why I never took French. I just go with why I know from pop culture and literature and use the Creole I know to fill in the gaps. So obviously I know just enough French to look cool so long as nobody asks any follow-up questions.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm from Washington

Follow up questions are always optional.

But yes, it did look cool.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The circumflex goes where the letter s used to be, the acute accent is only on e and has a specific sound, and everything else gets the grave.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a threat.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s how Pierre Montpelier (better known as the Baton Rouge) dispatches his victims.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacré bleu!

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by Lyle on Oct 31, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

circumflex

Now there’s a word that sounds super dirty but isn’t

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

stretchy foreskin

Yeah, that was gross.

You’re welcome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and *I'm* convex

now it’s ruined

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was related to the ping pong ball trick at first.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winter is coming

But not today. Says 71 down here in MP but feels like 80.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 31, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Aye

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll do GOT-carved pumpkins next year, these are great

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you put my direwolf pumpkin to shame

it’s also looking pretty sad today, two days later

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by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smeared a light film of vaseline on the open flesh so hopefully this is still going to be OK this evening.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HEARD ME

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of a metaphor for House Stark itself, huh?

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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a case of “Grant knows his audience” or is it “Grant wants more comments on this post”?

Hmm

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by groug on Oct 31, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treat Yo Self
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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fine leather goods…

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by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treat Yo Self

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go for a mimosa right about now

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like they do a lot of little shots like that

Where they seem to just let the actors riff a little bit, or give a lot of different answers and them cut them together for a clip. My favorite was Leslie talking about people breaking up with her: “you know, skywriting isn’t always used to say nice things”.

The first six innings are overrated.

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My favorite ad-libbed line of all time:

“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

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by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That show is awesome.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hands down my favorite vignette has to be the one in the camping episode when Leslie is trying to explain to the ranger why she accidentally shot Ron.

“I thought there’d be chocolate.”
“I guess when I get sad I just want to shoot things.”
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“Bitches be crazy”

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew a guy in high school that said he had ‘chromed out’ his engine. When we went to look at it, it turned out he had sprayed much of the engine compartment with metallic spray paint.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet chroming, bro

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sprays self with silver paint

I’m a robot now, bro! Shoot a gun at me, see what happens.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go to the Wharf and stand on a box. People will throw money at you.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird but, I'm less bothered by this than most made in the last few months

Btw.

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by Cap M on Oct 31, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

If the mayo is good, it isn’t so weird. Miracle whip would be weird.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know if americans also do this, but down here in Brazil people usually eat french fries with sauced mayo. Each place has their own recipe, but it almost always has olive oil, garlic , some parsley and a little bit of pepper.

That’s how you’re supposed to eat french fries!

by Ralha on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not weird at all

It’s tasty. Dutch also love their french fries with peanut sauce.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sets the Dutch on fire

It must be difficult to eat french fries with any type of condiment when you are rolling around on the floor clutching your ankle.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah she does!

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Just got back. It was great weather the whole time—-hope it’s that way for you, too.

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by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Really Going to Make a Difference?

I’ll admit that even if you think that Lopez and Affeldt are worth signing, they overpaid, but let’s say that they signed one and picked up another lefty on the scrap heap. They would have saved $5 million. Is that really going to make the difference in signing Beltran or some other good offensive player? I think they have a figure in mind for an offensive player, and it wouldn’t have mattered if they signed Affeldt or not.

by GiantFaninDodgerLand on Oct 31, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It might.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do have a budget,

so you can figure that $5 million to one guy means you can’t spend it on another guy.

I’m still not convinced Sabean understands baseball OR budgets all that well.

by Stoned Slacker on Oct 31, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they would've had to pay the $500K buyout

If you’re going to sign another lefty, you’re probably going to have to spend $3M for someone decent. That’s $3.5M for not Affeldt. Maybe they figure the extra $1.5M was worth it to have Jeremy back.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And all things considering, I hope the Giants are secretly going to pump payroll and get 1 good bat. They will lose money in negotiating, or start the stove hotter if they told everyone otherwise.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could play Runzler or Verdugo for .5 million.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, let's give the FO that benefit of the doubt

but there’ll be hell to pay if Sabean’s idea of an offensive bat is Barmes or Jason Bay.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Those bats are pretty offensive to me.

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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Michael Bay?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler?

He’s minimum wage. Yes, he’s not good. But the difference between Affeldt and Runzler is not worth $4M.

by taliesin on Oct 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the difference between Reyes and Crawford is something like $150 million.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference in value between the two is more than that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what you value.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s use fWAR, since that has a formula that directly relates performance to market value.

But I’m not sure what you would value that would make the difference between Crawford and Reyes less large. The thing that Crawford does well is also a thing that Reyes does well.

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by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes looks pretty?

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course that’s a matter of opinion, but I think he can be if you’re into dreadlocks.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was a bit of chasm going on.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Goofus has dreads and I think she looks smokin'

Can’t say I feel the same way about Jose

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I was wrong

I’d hit that

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's say you sign Reyes to a 6 year contract

I’d estimate him at something like 16ish WAR over the course of that contract. I’ll give Crawford something like 2-3 over the same time period, hell, maybe 4.

So that puts Reyes at 12 WABC — Wins Above Brandon Crawford. Right now, a “win” is worth about 4-5 million dollars, but since inflation exists, over the course of a six year contract, a “win” will come to be worth more. So let’s say that over the next six years, on average, a win will be worth 6 million or so.

That means that Reyes’ value over Crawford is worth something like 12 times 6, or 72 million dollars. Now, of course, Brandon Crawford won’t make nearly as much money as Reyes, but he isn’t free, either. Over the course of six years, with three making minimum salary and three in arbitration, he would likely pick up somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 million dollars.

So if you take the 72 million dollars that we expect Reyes to be worth more than Crawford, and add on the 10 million dollars that we won’t have to pay Brandon Crawford if we have Reyes, our value of Reyes-over-Crawford is about 82 million dollars.

Now, you pay a premium for any free agent, especially a top tier one like Reyes. If you give him a 100 million dollar contract, the premium you’re paying is about 18 million dollars or so – a lot, to be sure, but not so bad.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remain in the “Give Jose Reyes whatever he wants” camp, but I’d quibble with some of the reasoning here.

The cost of a win on the free-agent market may be $4-5 million, but that’s not the value of a win for a team with a sub-Yankees budget. For a team with a $120 million payroll, it’s between $2 and $2.5 million. If you’re trying to justify signing a free agent vs. using homegrown talent (as opposed to justifying one free agent vs. another free agent), you need to use the smaller figure.

Second, Reyes’s homegrown competition is not just Crawford—you have to consider the possibility that Adrianza or Panik or some other unknown quantity will step up within a few years to become a solid shortstop. The odds of some one of those guys making it eventually aren’t bad, I’d say.

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cost of a win on the free-agent market may be $4-5 million, but that’s not the value of a win for a team with a sub-Yankees budget. For a team with a $120 million payroll, it’s between $2 and $2.5 million.

Sorry, where is this coming from?

If anything, the price per win for a team like the Giants, who are borderline playoff contenders, should be much higher, as the difference between 88 and 89 or 90 wins is massive compared to the difference between 75 and 76 or something.

And, like I said to Goofus down there, of course anything can and will happen over the next six years.

But Tortured, up there in this comment thread, was talking about the difference in value between Crawford and Reyes. That is what my post is about.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t’ve said value of a win — what I meant is the de facto cost of a win. An all-replacement-level team nets you 45 wins, 47 wins, something like that (crude estimate, obviously). Presumably you’re aspiring to serious contention, roughly 88 wins. So you’re paying $108 million ($120 mil minus the minimum) for a hoped-for 42 wins. That’s $2.57 million per WAR.

But yeah, the value of a few extra wins, for a team that’s roughly an 85-86 win team now, is huge. That’s why I’m pro-Reyes.

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But a lot of those wins are coming from cost-controlled players, i.e. players that the Giants can’t readily obtain from other teams. If they wanted to go buy the production of a win on the free agent market, they’d have to pay more than that.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thin kthere's a flaw in your logic...

…assuming that Crawford will be the starting shortstop for six years, and get pay raises, if he produces just 1/2 win seasons. If that were the case, he might not even last three seasons, much less be offered arb.

I’d guess Crawford gets another season or two and if he doesn’t develop into something more aquequate, they could give Panik, Adrianza or some other cheap young SS a try as opposed to running up Crawford’s salary.

But let’s say Crawford starts producing at a 1 WAR clip. Then your WABC shrinks and Reyes represents less value.

I think Reyes is a great fit for this team, but I’m really not convinced the Giants should sign him if it’s going to take the kind of money

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well of course, no, I didn't attempt to break down every potential avenue of who might start for the next six years at shortstop

I only meant to compare the relative values of Crawford and Reyes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, you meant to argue against Crawford and chose to compare their relative values in such a way as to bolster your argument.

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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 1, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even read it, yet somehow I know exactly what is going on.

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be that as it may

Your argument doesn’t pass the sniff test and you’d be the first person to argue against this if it wasn’t you who made the point. (Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t.)

Re-phrase it to “Reyes vs. six season of minimum salary 1/2 win shortstops” and I’ll listen.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Go look up the thread! Tortured was talking about Brandon Crawford and Jose Reyes! That’s what I was responding to. If this was an in depth analysis of Reyes versus every other possible shortstop externality, I would have made it a fanpost, or its own comment thread, at least.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was really only trolling GP on the Reyes/Crawford thing anyway, but it has paid off handsomely. Thanks, gentlemen!

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by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Naughty girl!

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol & rec’d

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one had his favorite centerfold, too.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rec'd this, but it felt dirty.

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by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree.

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by BruteSentiment on Oct 31, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought I have to say, I am a little attached to Lopez, and I will enjoy watching him if he doesn’t implode

This basically sums up my feelings on Javier Lopez. Also, he’s super pretty sexy eye candy. Obviously that doesn’t make me want to keep him around if he’s going to be not good or not good enough to be worth the money but since Sabean’s already made the decision, at least there’s a nice view if it ends up being a bad signing.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if he brings back the goatee. Rowrrrr.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where you an I part ways, friend. I’m not about the goatee.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I thought we were both on the same page about that.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally prefer my men clean shaven and though there are exceptions, Javier isn’t one of them. Nobody should hide a face that pretty behind facial hair!

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How about that. I generally agree with the clean-shaven rule, but certain guys look better with facial hair. And to me, that includes Lopez. He lost something when he went starkers on the ol’ face.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then he starts to talk and it isn’t the usual jockspeak, but intelligent, considered discourse with a smattering of humor. swoon

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely true.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for me, it was like a revelation when I saw him clean-shaven at the parade. I believe my exact words were “Holy goodness, where have you been all my life??” But let’s agree to disagree so long as we all agree with Tortured on the fact that he’s swoon-worthy every time he speaks.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also when he pitches.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So stipulated, and so entered.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to see him leave but love to see him walk away …

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim!

We were just pining for you downthread.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Always nice to have pretty on the team.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t. He doesn’t seem to be very good at baseball.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRASS NEED MCLOUTH-TYPE HITTER!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't.

He’s not any better than Torres, so why bother?

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cocoa Crispy has a backup.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then there's Grady Sizemore

What do you do about him? He could be a disaster, he could be very very welcome.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you play him for 2 months and see what's up.

If he sucks and the scouts say he looks bad, play Torres.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather just play Torres to start.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fair POV too

I don’t want to sit Torres for anyone other than Sizemore. Sizemore I like though.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not good at defense. And apparently not good at hitting anymore either.

by shankbone on Oct 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than that?

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s terrible.

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Runzler of CF!

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not really.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZERO WINS?
THREE LOSSES?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Grant can still incorporate this in his post!

by Evan on Oct 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

(I see the line now, IDK if it was in there originally)

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by Gobroks on Oct 31, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Did you notice that Sabes obliquely touched on this in is interview with Urban last week? Urban was asking him about the Giant prospects in the AFL and asked a specific question about why the Giants sent the 4 pitchers this year. Sabes answered back that it gets tricky with sending pitchers to the AFL, because you don’t want to put too many innings on their arms for the year and because you want to be careful about sending a little-known pitcher that was eligible for the Rule 5 draft that other teams might see and glom on to.

Needless to say, my head exploded and I yelled out, “Where was that laudable strategy last year when you sent Paterson to the AFL and then exposed him to the Rule 5 – while keeping Alex Hinshaw protected?”

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by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw, Henry Sosa, Clayton Tanner

Yeah that was not a good call

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by Gobroks on Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When spring training rolls around

And the only position player additions to the club are the same old 3rd tier dumpster dives we have lived with since forever, the money they gave two LOOGYs will upset me. Right now, it is just annoying.

Unlike the chronic rosterbators, I am not setting myself up for failure. I know what to expect. Heck, even the chronic rosterbators know what to expect. I suppose they get priority boarding on the outrage train when none of their fantasy acquisitions come true.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha! I know who you’re talking about!

Howie.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOWIE

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to say I’ve given up rosterbating, but when it’s cold & lonely in December I may sneak over to Cots with a bottle of Lubriderm.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE ROSTER OF YOUR DOMAIN

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading this post reminded me how terrible Kline’s last year with the Giants was; he faced 216 batters and struck out just 17 of them.

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

His hair shirt was excellent though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

96 ERA+

Pretty okay!

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by groug on Oct 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP LaRussa

And by ‘R’, I mean retire.

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by BruteSentiment on Oct 31, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Would be insta green if you had pic of it

by Myemail21479 on Oct 31, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really truly believe the Giants will spend some money to acquire offense this offseason, regardless of these contracts. They simply can’t come up with a Ronny Cedeno/Ryan Ludwick offseason and think that will play well with the media or fanbase. They have to acquire someone with a “name” to keep the good vibes and sellouts flowing.

So I’m not worried that these signings are going to keep the Giants from acquiring offense. I’m worried that they might keep the Giants from acquiring the right offense. I’m worried that they might be the difference between re-signing Carlos Beltran and overpaying for Michael Cuddyer and saying “eh, almost as good. And look at that shiny bullpen!”

Offense will be added. The trick is, will it be of the Michael Tucker or Vlad variety. Unfortunately, probably the former.

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 31, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll talk about signing Beltran the same way they talked about signing CC and Manny. They’ll be open to the idea of re-signing Beltran, if, you know, Beltran gets bored or something and decides to sign a 2 year 4 million contract. If he actually tries to get paid what he’s worth, they won’t sign him, and they aren’t even looking at anyone else.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly correct

The Giants will be paired with any number of free agents they have no intention of signing. This happens every offseason.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for them to tap into the Maddux Money.

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I had forgotten that one. My guess is the Maddux Money has transformed into vacation real estate, automobiles and/or plastic surgery by now.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still there. Lurking. Waiting for the right opportunity to be spent!

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And perhaps they will spend it. On a . . . RAINY DAY????

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Oct 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving the Maddux Money to the Rainy Day Fund would've had too many tax consequences

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we'd invested the Maddux money!

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re gonna get someone from Taiwan, Bochy said.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said he’s going to get some from Oanh in Taiwan; that’s his favorite Taiwanese hooker.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can paint both sides of the plate with her ping pong balls.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I can’t quickly picture what that would be a euphemism for, but I can’t help but feel dirty when I read it.

I’m gonna read it again.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a euphamism. She shoots ping-pong balls out of her vagina.

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And you don’t have to worry about arm trouble!

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won the World Series. The media will be off them for a decade.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that way yes

but looking cheap after all of those sellouts, especially after firing Neukom, will not provoke positive reactions

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The media was never on them.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox disagree.

Expectations are different now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke has it right

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’ll be Vlad. Just 2012 Vlad.

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by senorvegas on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that makes it hard to hate these signings...

…is that Affeldt and Lopez seem like two of the genuinely good guys on the team.

Affeldt bounced back nicely last season, does all that work to end the sex slave trade, gave a great speech following the Bryan Stowe incident. He also was the one who was mic’d up and caught Bochy saying he felt like a Vegas showgirl in the gold-lettered jersey. Hard to put a price on that.

I’ll stay in wait-and-see mode before hating this. If we re-sign Beltran and have a legit 2-3-4-5 without having to rely as part of that, I’m feeling pretty good about next season.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I like them both, as much as I can like a professional athlete from 3,000 miles away, but at this point, the Giants need guys who are good at baseball and not guys who seem kinda like good nice guys.

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by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the Giants need guys who are good at baseball and not guys who seem kinda like good nice guys.

This has always been my take on who my favorite baseball team signs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

but at the same time, I don’t want Nyjer Morgan.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fortunately, he’s not really that good at baseball.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, well, I don’t want Manny or Milton Bradley or Lacky or Papelbon, either.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think might point was taken as intended

I’m not crazy about signing Affeldt and think Lopez is a slight overpay. I just mean I have trouble getting really upset by it when both guys are seemingly decent fellows who have a track record of doing good things as Giants.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

I think it’s wayyy to early to have an MCC Freakout about them not signing any hitters just because they have (slightly overpaid) for a couple lefty relievers. For goodness sake, the World Series just ended three days ago.

There is PLENTY of time for MCC Freakouts in the offseason. It’s called “November”, “December” and “January.”

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the post-WS threads when people talked about how they could not gripe in the same degree as pre-WS.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still there. It’s nice.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THis

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm upset when Sabean goes out and discusses the budget restrictions that will prevent the team from signing a player who could improve the offense

And then spends this much money on bit players. That makes me upset. I’m not upset with Lopez or Affeldt.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Beltran is enough.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

CF
Sanchez
Panda
Beltran
Posey
Huff/Belt
Nate
SS

That’s a pretty good lineup…

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Buster healthy? Is he as good as he was? How many games can he play in?

Is Sanchez healthy? He’s older and has had more surgeries than ever, and he was declining before he got hurt too.

That lineup is fine if it plays every day, and if everyone in it hits their career numbers. But neither of those things will happen. And when they don’t happen, Beltran won’t be enough to compensate.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is pretty healthy. Sanchez is made out of porcelain.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Provided that there aren’t any lingering effects, sure. Do we know whether there will be?

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by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch the video of him catching? He didn’t look at all uncomfortable in the squat and reportedly is running at 90 – 100% right now, so I think the alarmism regarding his recovery by next spring is a bit overblown. Although, one never knows, I suppose.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no alarmism

He certainly looks like he’s healthy now, and will likely look healthy in the spring. But catchers get hurt all the time – especially ones that have been hurt before. I think it’s very dangerous for the Giants to just assume he’ll be good.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Kendall is a reassuring example here.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

except

he had a 5.3 oWAR season (2000) after being injured in 1999.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why it’s reassuring.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

my blog rage split over into friendly fire.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I'm expecting him to be fine for next year

But I don’t know whether that injury will recur.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the question for buster

is the long term…he may have been a catcher for 10 years before injuries…probably 5-6 now. Still shouldn’t affect him offensively.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with a team with a $130 million payroll ($33 million of which remains with Rowand and Zito) to expect that the Giants will have depth in the positions.

I don’t expect anyone to have career years?

CF: Torres (or someone else) cannot do worse than Torres/Rowand combo
Sanchez: Made out of porcelain but Fontenot is a good backup
Panda: reasonable to expect WAR 4-5
Betlran: reasonable to expect WAR 3-4
Buster: WAR 3-4
Huff/Belt: at least 2 WAR combined
Nate: 2 WAR
SS: 0.5 to 1.

Not the tops in the league but should at least be league average or above.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz has 2.2 WAR for his career.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a 1.5 oWAR last year in 362 PAs. He had a 112 OPS+ last year and about career average for BABIP

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you have half a season worth of data to back up the assertions you pulled from thin air?!

Why didn’t you say so?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

you just love busting me today…

Nate: oWAR 1-2…

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

also…it’s just a prediction…I mean there was no way to predict that Torres would be a 3.1 oWAR guy in 2010 or that Huff would have 4.5 oWAR in 2010 and then 0.1 oWAR last year.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

With regular PT, he's establishing himself as a .750 OPS guy with outstanding RF defense

If you look at last season and 2010 before he got hurt, he’s proving to be a pretty decent player. A 1.5 – 2 WAR season doesn’t seem pie in the sky to me.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not pie in the sky, but I wouldn't pencil it in either, and it's not something I would depend on when building my team.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you mean more like ‘pen it in’? Penciling in is something you do for things that might change in the future. So that it’s easy to change them.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tattoos NATE THE GREAT

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, a guy did that one time.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penis it in?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mightier.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, a guy did that one time.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are not the Yankees

You cannot plug every potential weakness on the team. Heck there are two glaring weakness (CF/SS) already without going into the potential issues.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could pretty easily plug most of their weaknesses with just one guy.

This whole discussion is off the point, incidentally.

I claimed that getting Beltran alone wouldn’t be sufficient to improve the team. You said you thought it would be, in part because Nate Schierholtz could put up 2 WAR.

But where exactly is Nate Schierholtz going to play if they re-sign Beltran?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could pretty easily plug most of their weaknesses with just one guy.

Giants sign Godzilla to play both SS and CF.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 MOTHRA

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I contend it would significantly improve the team

With Beltran, the Giants go from a league-worse offense to a average offense. If you add one more guy like Reyes, the Giants should be the prohibitive favorites going into 2012 season.

My argument is not the lineup hinges upon Nate, it is that the lineup for 2012 is decent enough especially with Beltran on board.

Nate will play exact the same position that he played when Beltran was traded for…LF/RF.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Beltran, the Giants go from a league-worse offense to a average offense.

There is really no way that this is true at all.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a way if Huff puts up decent numbers and Pablo and Buster play all year.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's not because of Beltran

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess in that case they would probably be better than average. I don’t think Beltran is enough either but then again I’m hoping for better than average.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

after watching the pitching on display in this year's playoffs

I’m more convinced than ever that the Giants just need to hit like an average NL team. Slightly below average might even do it.

However, my interpretation of that is “spend money and get some good hitters cause the playoffs are open to you,” not “stand pat cause you can get away with being shitty.” This logic may not be popular among the decision-makers.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

fair enough

but he would be a pretty significant improvement

Again the point goes back to whether the signing of Beltran alone would be sufficient for this offseason to get the Giants back in the playoff and maybe the WS. I still say it does.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it would improve the odds.

The Giants can get to the world series without Beltran. Having Beltran would improve their odds of doing it. But not by all that much, I think.

The Giants say they want to improve on the basepaths, get a leadoff type hitter, and hit better. There’s one dude who can do all that while playing the position that the Giants were worst at.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The case for Reyes has already been made. Obviously he would be a good fit for the Giants.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well just because it's been made doesn't mean I'm not going to keep making it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

With regression, the Giants go back to an average offense.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I agree with this, though it’s a bit overstated. With regression, the Giants go to a 20-24th ranked offense in the majors.

Beltran would make the team very, very good.

by dregarx on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense needs help even when healthy and productive, but 2011 was, in all likelihood, unsustainably bad.

That’s not an excuse for not improving the team, but I think the gap to cover is overstated.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

They won it all without Good Panda and without Buster for a full season.

Add Beltran to the mix and that makes up for no Uribe and no other-worldy Huff.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

In theory, I agree

In practice, I look at the current crop of shortstops and guys who could possibly back up Buster and I think “Nope, they really are that bad.”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 1, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Posey’s good, but he’s not last-to-average good. And he’s the only impact bat who we’d return next year. Sanchez isn’t functionally much better than Fontenot, and his injury history is in question. Huff will likely be better, sure, but he’s older too. Ditto for Torres, who will be fine, but not 2010 Torres.

Going from last in offense to average is a huge improvement. Where would it come from? It won’t happen with just everyone being a lil’ bit better.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s Belt, for one. There’s also not having a lineup that includes Eli/Stewart or Tejada/Cabrera/Crawford in it. Everyone thinks they’re going for a CF/leadoff type so there could be an upgrade there. And if Pablo stays healthy and Nate keeps up what he did last year and stays healthy there’s more offense.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Crisp is going to be an upgrade over Torres.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also this.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but you're counting on an outside acquisition

That’s not what Solidarity said. He said that the Giants offense would become league average without any outside help, just through regression. That’s completely untrue.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I should probably have posted this above but the point still stands that the Giants should be better just by having people back and as long as they don’t screw the pooch free-agent wise (insert snarky comment here), the team will be infinitely better offensively than last year. Hell, my 5th grade Little League Team would hit better than last year’s Giants team

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

The Giants should get better, theoretically. But there’s a long way between here and league average, and they’re not getting that much better.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a general consensus that if the Giants just had a slightly above average offense that with the pitching, they’d be able to get into the playoffs (see 2010). Spending all that money on Beltran/Reyes might not be needed as such and my guess is that FO is thinking the same way too.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will have to spend a lot of money to get to league average.

One way or another. Either this offseason or by trading assets. The guys they have now do not form a league average offensive unit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey's the only impact bat we'd return next year?

If you don’t think Panda is an impact bat, I really feel sorry for you because you’ll just never be happy with anything in life.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant “as a reinforcement.”

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, never mind

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir

/goes back to propellering furiously

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I meant 'bat we'd return that we didn't really have last year'

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s talking about improving on last year.

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by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy’s doubles say “hi!”.

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by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Freddy sprains his jaw muscles while saying “Hi”.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez career OPS: .748

Mike Fontenot career OPS: .738

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Mike Fontenot a former batting champion? Yeah, feast on these nips.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

opportunity to repost!

Giants by wRC+:
2005: 85 (15th in NL)
2006: 87 (12th in NL)
2007: 81 (last in NL)
2008: 82 (last in NL)
2009: 81 (last in NL)
2010: 93 (seventh in NL)
2011: 83 (last in NL)

For the Giants, “regression” means “going back to being terrible.”

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brian Sabean: he wouldn’t know offense if it hit him in the face.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, see, we're going to be league average next year because of

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Can’t ever be posted enough.

It is so damned frustrating that the choices are dead last or top 5. Just mediocre would get them in the playoffs every year the pitchers were healthy, and against the crumbs in the postseason this year they might have had a shot.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/faints

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs pic, locks door

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grady Sizemore anyone?

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Oct 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this wait-and-see optimism very much. I think I’ll adopt it as my approach.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll throw myself down the stairs enough for the both of us.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

My husband is watching a German movie that is supposed to be a history of witchcraft, but has degenerated into BDSM porn.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t all German movies do that?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, I haven’t seen all that many.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

After taking a class in German culture in college, I have to say you’re not as far off as you might think.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they have this weird thing about poop.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On each other!

In Germany, they just do it literally.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next he’ll be watching a history of pizza delivery and cable repair.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that one.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

The possessed nuns are amazing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A history of driving vans around college campuses.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than a history of driving vans around playgrounds.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Nov 1, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the title of the movie? I assure you I only ask in order to avoid it in the future.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something like “Haxon” but there are umlats and other diacritacal marks in there. It’s silent, which makes it even funnier.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Häxan! A 1922 silent film, perhaps the weirdest silent film ever made. Might have to check this one out…

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is really, really effing weird.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only been unemployed for a month and this is what it has come to already.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll need to really worry if he starts hanging out here.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely. He spends most of his internet hours playing Scrabble.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that in a film history class. LOL

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel?

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DVD.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to choose to take this as evidence that the Giants are going to spend ZILLIONS AND ZILLIONS this offseason. WORLD SERIES MONEY!

You can puncture my bubble in a couple months.

by Kalk on Oct 31, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ironic that it would take a prick to burst a kalk's bubble

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Related to my post in the last thread: Recommendations for places for beer in SF?

Only requirement is that it must be accessible by public transit or walkable from Union Square.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Toronado is pretty much the benchmark for beer….definitely accessible by public transit.

www.citybeerstore.com is located in SOMA…so also accessible.

http://www.goodbeer.com/ – Speakeasy Brewery does a happy hour on Friday nights (only!) that is certainly worthwhile. You can take the Muni-T line right past the ballpark to get there.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree to all of these.

If you like Whiskey, consider The Broken record

by Cap M on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anchor Brewery tour!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

City Beer just expanded, too.
http://www.bayareacraftbeer.com/beer-news/city-beer-stores-expansion-revealed/

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now one has a fighting chance at sitting down!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you’re willing to make a Muni hop, Toronado is where it’s at. Good hot dogs to go along with.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good hot dogs to go along with.

http://rosamundesausagegrill.com/ – They also have a nice new location near the 24th Street BART and while it’s not located next to the Toronado, they have quite a nice selection of beer!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like me some Rosamunde.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good potato salad as well.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. With bacon!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only right way.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 24th street location is certainly a nicer venue. It lacks for Toronado, though.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny...

It’s like they tried to “go toronado” with the beer at the 24th St. location….

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just can’t replace the distinct smell of stale urine that defines Toronado.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they should’ve opened up at the 16th Street BART if that’s what they were going for.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. The original Rosamunde wouldn’t be anywhere near as successful without being inside Toronado’s building.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How has no one recommended Lefty's?

All sorts of baseball memorabilia from the bar formally owned by the major leaguer, manager of the Seals, and father of baseball in Japan. Also, a nice hof brau.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe

by BruteSentiment on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have specifically un-recommended it.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

If I find myself in that neighborhood and suddenly in need of libations, I’ll go to the Gold Dust.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because their beer is actively uninteresting.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, well, then that's my problem.

I’m a teetotaler.

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by BruteSentiment on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

accessible by public transit or walkable from Union Square

Pretty much everything is. North Beach is about a 15 minute walk north, Thirsty Bear is a few blocks SE of Union Square, and the 6, 71, and N will bring you to Haight St.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it weren’t for the expensiveness, I would recommend Da Flora in North Beach. Perhaps my favorite Italian joint (Venetian osteria technically) in San Francisco.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Da Flora is really, really good.

/last ate there nine or 10 years ago

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a good while for me too… it’s a special occasion place for us. One time my waitress was Pearl Harbor from Pearl Harbor and the Explosions. I think she was surprised I recognized her as such.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, never been – I’ll check it out.

My go-to’s in NB are Tomassos and Sotto Mare…

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomassos is good.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a'ight

to repeat from the other thread, go to Tony’s.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phoenix!

You can visit a real-live Irish Pub™!!!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Irish pub you say?!!?!?

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 31, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good resource in case you're willing to take BART

http://beerbybart.com/

Toronado is a must visit, though their tap selection can be good an bad depending on how lazy they are to put on new kegs.

by nataku on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toronado as of Friday night:

http://twitpic.com/77gmjb

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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that over the weekend. Wish they would do this more often or update their website.

by nataku on Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish they would do this more often

I’ll try but I can only go so often. ;)

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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, is that you posting under the Toronado handle? You need to visit Toronado more often so I can decide if I should make the trip down there :P

Last couple of times I’ve gone on lazy Sunday afternoons, 10-15 taps weren’t up so I was a little disappointed.

Probably going to visit again in late November to finally buy and try Cable Car for my birthday.

by nataku on Oct 31, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s me and two or three other people. None of us are actually affiliated with the bar, though, so we’re kinda useless, aside from the shots of the board when I can.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than nothing, that’s for sure, and much appreciated. One of you had posted about their imperial stout night in the middle of the week earlier this year, which allowed me to try BA Speedway on tap.

by nataku on Oct 31, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants spent 9 mil for 200 pretty good plate appearances (vs. LHB), and 300 below average ones (vs. RHP).

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG ROCK CENTER DEBUTS TONIGHT

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I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/swoon

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by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giggles nervously

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW ABOUT NOW

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. He’s part of the TicketSquid mafia?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLOG LINKS NEWS ANCHOR TO CEPHALOPOD-RUN TICKET SCAM

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... orange...

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say a lot of things. You can slam the CPB. You can mock the intangibles. But you will not make fun of Brian Williams. I won’t tolerate it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he the guy from Entrap a Predator?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually kinda excited for this. I secretly really enjoy those times when I’m stuck in front of the T.V. (usually while cooking) and 60 minutes or the NewsHour is all that’s on. It’s one of those little pleasure in life.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am right there with you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the name of the show is meant to trick less intelligent 30 Rock fans into watching.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes all the more sense, given that Williams is on 30 Rock half a dozen times a season.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So really, it’s a spinoff.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Special Guest Ted Koppel!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the whole concept. I like Harry Smith and Kate Snow. I like that they brought in Tom Bettag as a producer. I LOVE IT.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 30 Rock scene from last season where Brian Williams and Andrew Mitchell were hanging out at the elevator bank, mocking Liz (or maybe it was Jack) was one of the funniest scenes ever.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was disappointed to find out that this show isn’t about his character on 30 Rock.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, geez. The line between news and entertainment is completely gone.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was already obliterated by the time of Jon Stewart’s takedown of Tucker Carlson in what, 2004?

“You’re on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it when he took down that money management guy who told everyone to sell their gold.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps to trap people

who search rock on their DVR?

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing I didn't know:
Williams is an avid fan of NASCAR.

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by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that’s total BS and yet another attempt to make Brian Williams seem cool, hip, and Red State-y so you’ll watch him as opposed to whoever the hell is on the other networks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you dare for one second imply that he is anything but genuine. I’ll end you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tries to hard. Conkrite or Peter Jennings would never have hosted SNL

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just poking the tiger now. Or, as it were, daring the crimson tide.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll tide

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROLL GODDAMN TIDE

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

poisons trees

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shut up.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s TL2 vs PC and B-Weezy on Twitter this afternoon!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fun, but Brian never took the bait. :^\

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do celebrities not get inundated with tweets?

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell you, it’s difficult sometimes…

Oh, you meant other celebrities.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m legitimately curious. It seems like fanmail except infinitely easier to do, and hence more people would do it.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on how much you want to be bothered. Al Roker constantly engages trolls on his Twitter, but C.J. Wilson never responds to my obvious come-ons.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just shy and frightened by his curiosity.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses fingers crossier than they’ve ever been crossed

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about C.J. Cregg?

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She and I have martinis every Thursday. I love her so. Sometimes Joey Lucas joins us.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Lucas is awesome.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Particularly when she just owns Josh out of nowhere.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is so good at that. And Kenny has remarkable timing. They work so damn well together.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're discussing group WW costumes for next year's Halloween

So far we have Josh, Toby, CJ, Joey Lucas, and Sam.

I need to find a Donna.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

And a President, perhaps?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CALL WILL BAILEY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. We’re pondering going without a president because nobody has that much gravitas.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Cain. Call Cain.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANARCHY!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can put those turkeys in her office. Definitely.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I dunno. I’m sure some people, like the Kardashians, don’t actually ever read their tweets, or even write most of them. OTOH, I follow a few actor/musican type folks, and I don’t think they have people.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The corporate Giants handlers don’t let him go wild like he did in his old twitter account. :(

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, did you just call Lopez and Affeldt morons?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning: Actual baseball-related content!

I just posted this in one of the FanPost threads, but figured I’d copy it here.

Elias Free Agent Rankings are out on MLBTradeRumors. Relevant names below:

Type A:
Carlos Beltran (cannot be offered arbitration)
Michael Cuddyer, Twins
Josh Willingham, A’s
Jose Reyes, Mets
Jimmy Rollins, Phillies

Type B:
Cody Ross
Pat Burrell
Alex Gonzalez, Braves
Jason Kubel, Twins
Raul Ibanez, Phillies
David DeJesus, A’s
Ryan Ludwick, Pirates
Yuniesky Betancourt, Brewers
Rafael Furcal, Cardinals
Clint Barmes, Astros

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda want Furcal. Do not want Barmes.

Betancourt really, really feels like a Giant already.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on Furcal. Agreed that Betancourt is a foregone conclusion.

Twitter Blog

"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a done deal.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be a great table-setter for Foul Ibanez!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Gonazalez might be a cheap 1 year option at SS if we can’t get Rollins. The problem with Furcal is that he plays so few games each year and he’s almost sure to get a 2 year deal.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His nickname is Sea Bass.

That is all.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a career OPS+ of 80.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Oct 31, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chilean?

Aren’t they on the protected species list?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chilean Sea Bass’s real name = Patagonian Toothfish

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snow Crab/ King Crab = Spider Crab

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT interesting

I googled “seafood euphemisms” and got a whole lot of links about euphemisms for vaginas and vulvas.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

VULVAS ARE VERY SAFE CARS

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, DOLORES!!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Alex Gonzalez is still around?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played for the Braves the past 2 seasons.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one who is basically old Brandon Crawford +dingerz.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Gonzalez is available?

We should get that guy.

I’ll say it right now: he’s my preferred 2012 Giants shortstop on the market, or otherwise.

by dregarx on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOURE RIGHT HES PERFECT!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys who are worth losing a first round pick to sign:

Rollins, Reyes.

DO NOT SIGN WILLINGHAM OR CUDDYER IF THEY ARE OFFERED ARB.

If you want a Willingham or Cuddyer type player, just sign Kubel. He’s slightly worse, but you get to keep your draft pick.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeJesus really looks like the best guy in the ‘B’ group.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Oct 31, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he is playing for the Dodgers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m terrified that Sabes is in love with Willingham.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

…which would be fine if he wasn’t a Type A.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

sadly. If Kubel were a righty that would be pretty OK.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are signing Ibanez, aren’t they?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is lost

“if” the Giants are going to add payroll and go after big names
“then” they would not benefit from telling anyone about it

Keeping their demands low key can only possibly help their end price. Telling everyone will only possibly jack it up.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Strategery...?

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is the case.

If we come out on the other side of the offseason with Beltran and Reyes, I’ll take back all I’ve said and will say about the cheap owners and the improper allocation of resources.

Big if, though.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with the grougthink here

Okay to good moves if we add a bat or two, shitty moves if we don’t and then plead poverty. I also wouldn’t mind either of em being dangled as trade bait late in the offseason.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Do you think Affeldt’s one-year deal includes a contract clause that expressly forbids him to purchase hamburger meat unless it’s freshly ground?

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I am OK with these deals provided that we don't sign Yuniesky Betancourt

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by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/Giants re-sign Cabrera

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He’s a World Series champion – a proven winner – who’s been to the postseason in four of the last five years.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Oct 31, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most sensible thing anyone has posted today.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clankmittery+ Dingers = Giants winner on the cheaps

by Myemail21479 on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that Beltran is nominated for a Gold Glove typifies why the award is given to best offensive player who can catch a ball without falling down.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the other two nominees is Andre Ethier, WTF?

Andre Ethier should have been moved to first base several years ago.

What’s Jay Bruce’s defense like? I’m pretty sure that he got that for his bat, of course.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other outfield nominees for Gold Glove

Matt Kemp (WTF), Ryan Braun (LOLOLOLOL)

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are five Dodgers nominated in all: Kershaw, Kuroda, Loney, Kemp, Ethier

Daniel Descalso is a nominee at third base, where he started all of 53 games. Placido Polanco will probably win that by default.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Descalso: Aggie FTW!

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by bigboneded on Oct 31, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which bodes well for Sandoval.

Like, Daniel Descalso?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polanco will win and you know it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

I know.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polanco’s head looks like Mr. Peanut.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Joe Buck who looked like a peanut.

Maybe it’s both of them? Maybe they’re related — and maybe it’s a big secret that nobody knows and we’ve somehow stumbled onto the mystery of the decade and we need to alert the media right away! Where’s Letter2 — let’s get this on NPR tomorrow morning!!

Or it might be I haven’t had enough candy and need to eat lots more.

by mrs. owlcroft on Nov 1, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure this is the first time they're doing that

But Pablo being nominated for Gold Glove is awesome. I figured he would be excluded just because he’s fat. He definitely deserves it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guest presenters Omar Vizquel (11-time Gold Glove winner) and Mike Matheny (four-time winner) will join ESPN Baseball Tonight analysts during the show.

This makes me want to watch it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

…just to see what Omar wears.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to hear them criticize the rewarding of offensive prowess.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they can get “nominated for Gold Glove” awards written into their contracts!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the best hitter of the 3, so he’ll win, right?

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by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

available free agent left handed relievers
Mike Gonzalez (34)
John Grabow (33)
Damaso Marte (37)
Trever Miller (39)
Darren Oliver (41) – Type A
Arthur Rhodes (41) – Type B
J.C. Romero (36)
George Sherrill (35)
Brian Tallet (34)

I think keeping Affeldt and Lopez were good moves. They probably would have been the best guys on the market.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 31, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Also leverage for trade.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart teams don’t use the market for free agents.

Also, holy shit, Darren Oliver is a Type A? There’s no way he doesn’t accept arbitration.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no way he's offered it.

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by GiantPain on Oct 31, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he were offered it, I should say.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable
Darren Oliver (41) – Type A

If there ever was a slamdunk argument for revamping the Elias Ranking system this should be exhibit #1.

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by Fla-Giant on Oct 31, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

/Darren Oliver signs with Giants

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Trever Miller is still around.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, remember how Bonds would just feast on Sherrill? Good times.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember how everyone would just feast on Sherrill last year?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like Otis on The Walking Dead.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got bit. Fever hit. World gone to shit. Might as well quit.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so creepy. Best part of the episode.

They should really stop with the philosophical discussions, they’re boring and don’t help with the characterizations. The actors seem competent enough to convey character with body language and vocal tone without the need for speechifying.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERZ

I was happy to see Glenn get more time. I’d like for him not to get eaten. And the new girl seems to like him.

At least they broke up the rhetoric with the high school scenes.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My husband was rooting for Glenn to get something going with the doctor’s daughter.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glenn and Darryl should have their own show.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would watch the fuck out of that

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve been lingering on the Sophie thing too long.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go out into the woods in the dark to look for her. No big deal. Also, let’s hang on to this broken down RV when there are acres of other options to choose from.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept waiting for Darryl to take back the arrow. What a waste of an arrow.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been easy to cut the zombie down.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between her missing and Carl shot, I figured they were clearing the deck of children.

Kids that age and this kind of TV show don’t really mix (see Walt from Lost).

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by Bhaakon on Oct 31, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this the comic series where the zombies sodomize that couple while eating their children? I saw it on scans daily a long time ago.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

After seeing this list, I agree and I’m much more comfortable with the signings of both Lopez and Affeldt

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is the new Freddy.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler is a much, much better prospect than Alderson ever was.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Beltran is a better player than Freddy.

Also older, and perhaps just as porcelain-tacular.

See dregarx’s comment below.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They overpaid for Affeldt.

But I suspect they’ll rework that into a two-year deal at some savings for 2012. Sabean just wanted to lock down the left side of the pen, knowing that he had nothing in the farm to replace these guys with.

Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.

by Al Rosen on Oct 31, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot to mention my lunch with Harvard Forester. I had a great time. He’s smart and funny, artistically inclined and pretty darn cute. He tried to make a sweet tea joke at the beginning of the meal, but I shut him down in rapid fashion. He didn’t run screaming from the venue when I mentioned my fascination with the Today program, so I think we’re on solid ground here.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad it went well. Any future get-togethers planned?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bet.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We put him up to the sweet tea joke. We’ll leave you alone now.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His notes: ‘oddly defensive about sweet tea’

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTE IT, AND NOTE IT GOOD.

I also talked about how much I love being from Alabama. Is it too soon for all that?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s good news.

Thread jack: TL2, maybe you can help answer this question. I was watching CBS last night and I saw an ad for a show on PBS. I’d never seen this before. Has PBS been advertising on the commercial networks for a while? How does a non-commercial public television network justify spending money to promote itself on commercial TV?

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not see that ad. What was it for?

I know PBS will often buy underwriting time on NPR to promote its more significant offerings, but I’ve not heard of PBS promotions on the commercial networks. I can’t explain that. But I’d be happy to look into it for you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was some show about Space, a la Cosmos. I was just totally gobsmacked to see it randomly promoted on CBS.

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it must be Brian Greene’s new miniseries The Fabric of the Cosmos. I know it’s something the network wants to draw a lot of attention to, but I’ve never heard of it buying time on a commercial outlet. I guess if they’ve got the money, there’s no rule against it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like cautious optimism is in order. (Is he cute?)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait, you said “pretty darn.” Is that Javi Lopez cute or (shudder) galooty cute?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the closest Giants analogy is a skinny Cody Ross.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, not bad. Nice teeth, then?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is, shaved head, black eye makeup, and killer smile.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nix the eyeblack and give him a guitar. There.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds perfect for jim. Hey, where’s jim today?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was kind of cranky the other night. Maybe he needs a rest from the McC.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens to all of us.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with Cody, Jr.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross is a cardinal example of someone who needs the beard.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let me say it’s not a carbon copy match. He’s Ross-ish.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome socks?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drat. I should have asked.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. That’s not a talk for a first date. Take your time, take it slow.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends. As a knitter, I feel that socks are underrated.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of, I forgot to wear my black-and-orange argyles today.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand. When do you have sex?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie or cake? Rush or no Rush? Dogs or cats?

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly, does he like baseball?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to know a little about it. I think he’s more a football (American) guy.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dump him

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We’re not even technically dating yet!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUMP HIM!

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WON'T

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with a guy who likes football and there’s always the possibility that he might become a baseball fan – he just needs the right guy to teach him.

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by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND WE JUST MET FOUR HOURS AGO

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you already have to fix him!

I’m just joshin

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, tho

I have dated men who don’t like sports and it’s bad. Sneaking around to watch baseball doesn’t make it sexier.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s the offseason. Others read, go on vacation, take on odd jobs around the house. TL2 dates men who hate baseball. We all need to fill the time.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say he hated baseball! I’m just not sure how much he is into it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably not even a Giants fan. I don’t like him.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a Red Sox fan.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a Dodger fan.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. Not another date until he has an account here and we can check him out.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of those guys who thinks baseball is boring because “nothing ever happens”, while waiting for the umpteenth play review in NFL is just okay

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m never talking about this again.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suddenly have more than a dozen older brothers.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t you just date a nice Bay Area boy?
/granny voice

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just want what’s best for you. Or to harrass you.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little of both.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to follow them in my car, so if this guy tries anything on the first date I can kill him.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be the most embarrassing prom ever.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More embarrassing than the one where Seth got high and Summer got drunk and fell off the pirate ship?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair point, but Seth and Summer didn’t have ten internet strangers threatening their dates. Dates who are perfectly nice guys, by the way.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was always some kind of deranged wacko around Ryan or Marissa, though.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is true. Weird.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, and then there was Trey, but I’ll always secretly love him.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Trey, too. Sometimes the bad boys are just plain fun.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll be the judge of that, thank you very much.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll thank us one day.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four hours and you haven’t had sex and dumped him yet? What are you, a lesbian?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you see me moving in with him?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checkin’. U-Hauls appear everywhere every day where I live.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

U-Hauls Subaru Outbacks appear everywhere every day where I live.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

U-Hauls Subaru Outbacks Fixies appear everywhere every day where I live.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what any of this means. I’m way behind in my stereotypes, I guess.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesbaru

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him you need space. He’s smothering you.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC: The Place Where Broken People Go to Die

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC: The Place Where Broken People Go to Die Rosterbate, Waste Time and Whine

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM MERELY MILDLY SPRAINED!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TALK TO THE HAND

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are harsh!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re getting to all that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but is the weather report at risk?

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to my knowledge. I’ll strive to bring this community the best darn weather forecasts of any SBNation site. Sullivan will just have to live with it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - Buck and McCarver

From an audiophile board where I also waste time:

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

suretyguy

Can’t have a message board without at least a few attorneys!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously though

what the hell was that noise? It was really annoying me.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there are rhinos left in Namibia.

Lots of those beetles that stand on their heads though

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I wrote on Grant's wall.

I would sing the song, but I can’t afford to pay the royalties.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 31, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

Am I allowed to bitch about Sabean again? I forget. Ah, hell, I’ll wait until after football season.

Uh, something good about this move… uh… better $9M on 2 two reasonable players that might be something of an overpay than $9 on a bad player!

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by zenbitz on Oct 31, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

IIRC, Affeldt did pretty well in closer situations

which may be necessary, depending on what happens with Wilson and his beard arm.

If that’s the case, then that part of the deal could look better.

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo!

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by garbanzo24 on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the rumor I read, that the FO doesn’t know if Wilson will be healthy so Affeldt was signed mainly as Plan B. As for Romo, his role as setup guy and setup guy only has always been a mystery and something that makes people wonder if he’s not physically up to it, especially his arm.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect

that his trick knee remains a concern for the club.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had some arm issues as well

i think his durability is definitely in question. Ithink they see hm as a gun that is deadly and devastating but takes a little longer to cool down and re-load. You have to use him wisely.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

There goes Goofus talking about his penis again.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

old penis is old

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by son of ggf on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like a gun

I have to be careful cleaning it or it’s likely to shoot

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw an advertisement for the latest in Snuggie-type products: now, you can zip it closed in front, and it has separate enclosures for your legs and arms! So now, you can walk and hold things!

/see: tracksuit/pajamas

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

son a onesie?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so*

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer “son-of-a-onesie.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s basically a onsie

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next version will have a drop-bottom so you don’t have to take it off to poo.

Of course, enterprising people will already have donned adult diapers.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That exists already. I shit you not.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it match my Pajamajeans?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a hole for my weiner to hang out?

Big Ed needs some air from time to time

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there was a dude at the counter today wanting to know how to appeal a conviction of some city ordinance he got while doing some civil disobedience related to “smart meters.” He says they make him sick and PG&E won’t take his down.

I suppose it’s possible that EMF makes certain people sick.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially if you listen to “Unbelievable” more than 10 times in a row.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s OK, if they get their way for only $200 down and $25 per month they’ll deactivate it and send a meter reader. Like they do now, only they’ll make $300 per year per meter.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Don’t get it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TYPICAL CALIFORNIA HANDOUTS
He supports himself through a combination of state aid, sign sponsorships, and small donations from his supporters.

Emphasis mine.

And really — you’ve got to be shitting me. The state pays him to do this?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably gets aid for another reason (like to live on), but uses it for this.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 31, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

google “frank chu”. he’s something of an SF celebrity

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can usually see him hanging around the ballpark during games.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under ranked choice voting he could be mayor.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t actually work like that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg no way I thought this was totally serious

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but that’s my favorite single-member voting system and I don’t like it when it’s made fun of.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE IT

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious. /deep breath /prepare for champagne

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the system that put Jean Quan into the Oakland mayor’s office!!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and the old system never delivered unexpected or shitty results?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care! The guy with the most votes wins, ipso con facto de the loquitur in valium est!

Otherwise you end up with Shakespeare in Love winning, or the 2009 NL Cy Young results!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, see, the only problem with that line of reasoning is that it’s undemocratic. Why should one guy be elected when most people preferred the other guy?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That assumes democracy is what we want.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 31, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That only happens when there are more than 2 candidates!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there are only two candidates, then there’s no difference between the two systems.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly! That’s what I want!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move to Oklahoma, then.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! You move!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gentlemen, gentlemen. We’ll all move. It’s a beautiful, flat state.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been considering my long-term desires lately and have been trying to find a place, on the coast, where it never gets too hot, with reasonably good services, and no dreadlocked vegan hippies. I don’t think that exists in North America.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that dreadlocked vegan hippies like the same places as you.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY. ugh. Why can’t they stay in the same little church towns in Kansas where their parents raised them so strictly and with such disastrous results?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Barbara. SLO?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

My road trip earlier this year

Taught me that the gungy hippie types are pretty much everywhere along the coast.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

I’d have thought SB was way too pricey despite the inevitable student housing influence. Maybe you all are including old hippies (as memorialized in song) too.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of a place, and you may be right. But I love the Gulf Coast, and much of its is hippie-free.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too warm, too many hurricanes, and, while I try to pretend otherwise, the truth is, I’m not white.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I been there, before Katrina destroyed everything, and it’s beautiful, but, you know, it feels a little … weird.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked it, but you know. Different strokes and all.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the breast stroke.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The back stroke is quite nice too.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well, you’re white!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off white.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot handle humidity. I basically never want to go outside when it is humid. So sadly much of the East Coast is a no-go for me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard Santa Barbara is nice.

That is where my Dad is planning on retiring

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I bet that would be lovely.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A villa in Montecito would be nice, but the UCSB people are even worse — rich, entitled dreadlocked hippies.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an ‘SB grad, I’m offended. I never wore dreadlocks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Portland, Maine?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll move to Oklahoma and vote in California by mail.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I define democracy in terms of ‘one man, one vote’, and not ‘one man, many nuanced layers of preference’?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes no sense

Take the new system that we’re going to use in California going forward. Let’s say that the candidate for Governor that someone prefers doesn’t place in the top two in the primary and as a result doesn’t get a spot in the general election. Are you saying that that person shouldn’t get to vote in the general election between the two candidates just because they might have wanted someone else?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m specifically thinking of this weird election result, incidentally: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Bock

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my gosh. I get it now.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to see him all the time on Market.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t he be holding her above his head?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be resting.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what she said

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say? I’m in it for the upskirt.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I'm thinking this ensemble is missing a broom handle

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Barry, Please, PLEASE do the right thing

Aubrey Huff Barry Zito goes Gil Meche and retires for the good of the team

by betterthanbochy on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve always wondered: if a player retires, he doesn’t get the rest of the money?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He breaches his contract.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Gil Meche now has to live on whatever meager savings he’s scraped together.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

gasp

But if a player is cut — fired — he’s entitled to the rest of the contracted money?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And (I believe) if a team picks him up they are only on the hook for the league minimum while his original team has to pay the difference.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 31, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he clears waivers first.

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by ResDog on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then there’s no incentive to quit “for the good of the team,” other than pure altruism.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN YOU BARRY
DO THE RIGHT THING

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if you've made enough money and just aren't enjoying the game anymore

I wouldn’t be utterly, completely surprised if this happened with Zeets at some point. He doesn’t seem particularly happy and after he’s made $100 million, there might not be much reason to continue.

It also might turn into a “who blinks first” affari, where Barry wouldn’t quit because he thinks the team will release him, and vice versa.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also might turn into a "who blinks first" affair, where Barry wouldn’t quit because he thinks the team will release him, and vice versa.

SAN DIEGAN STANDOFF

But this assumes Barry’s been smart and pocketed most of the money. If not, he could (and I know this sounds stupid, I know it does) need the money.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Lord

He’s earned $98 million in his career (with his current contract guaranteeing him $36M more). After taxes and agent’s cut, he’s still cleared over $50 million. I really hope he’s not stupid enough to not be set for life.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I just worry about him. He’s such a nice boy. Just misunderstood.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is probably over invested in his avocado orchards

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his dream of franchising his "Omlettecado" restaurant chain wilted in the recession

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 31, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t seem the sort of person who would be very stupid with money, although I suppose you can never really know.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 LEGIT 2 BE REACHABLE IN BANKRUPTCY COURT

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it’s about money. He wants to think he can get it back and prove something. It’s guy stuff.

How is his dad doing?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark McGwire did this. He left something like $11 million or so.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGwire’s 2001 was really weird.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOh, I’ll be able to listen to the Sharks game today. I went ahead and got the audio thingy for my phone.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelly Shoppach for backup catcher!

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/10/rays-exercise-farnsworths-option-decline-shoppachs.html

The Rays exercised Kyle Farnsworth’s 2012 option while declining Kelly Shoppach’s, according to the Tampa Tribune (on Twitter). Farnsworth obtains a $3.3MM salary instead of a $650K buyout and Shoppach obtains a $300K buyout instead of a $3.2MM salary.

by Every6thDay on Oct 31, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess they’re trina lower their payroll

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not realize how bad Shoppach has been the last two years.

.185/.285/.340 in 440 plate appearances.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Oct 31, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the Sizemore front:

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CLEVELAND, Ohio — Here are some quick-hit topics, some from GM Chris Antonetti, regarding the decisions on Grady Sizemore and Fausto Carmona’s options for 2012 and the acquisition of veteran right-hander Derek Lowe from Atlanta.
 -Antonetti visited Sizemore at his home in Scottsdale, Ariz., on Thursday to tell him the Indians were going to decline his $9 club option for 2012 and make him a free agent.
 -Antonetti said it was a "very difficult’ decision not to pick up Sizemore’s contract, but in the end he felt there were better ways to spent that money so the Indians were a better team in 2012.
 -The Indians are expected to pursue a "quality outfielder’ to replace Sizemore through trade or free agency.

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT 4 SIZEMORE

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff is QUALITY! and an outfielder?

by Hyoton on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll GIVE you Aubrey Huff, Cleveland. We ask for nothing* in return.



*nothing=Shin-Soo Choo

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by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll give you Orlando Cabrera again and you’ll like it.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also read

They are open to resign Sizemore for less than the 9 mil.

I would like the Giants to give him say 5 mil, + 3-5 in bonuses for benchmarks and a club option for like 12 million with 1 mil buyout. Never know, he is likely to want a make good contract somewhere, why not give him a nice ceiling to hit, without risking it all up front.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 31, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great incentive to play for a good contract next year

Doesn’t block Brown in 2013. I am okay with this.

by Cap M on Oct 31, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teabagging!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out this TBLA article

It’s not for trash-talking or spamming purposes. It’s sort of an interesting read on how the Dodgers could still have a good team even with a significantly lower payroll trough some crazy trades. A lot of them might not work, but it’s rosterbstion at it’s finest.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

but we’ll trash and spam them anyway YAY?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that they could actually make a run at Fielder

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am craving see’s candies. specifically, rum nougat.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WRONG

Bordeaux.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like the truffles??? huh. I’m a nuts and chews guy. I like nuts and things I can chew.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like both, but the bordeaux are by far the best.

Also, I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR INNUENDO TRAP.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, these people are getting wise to my tricks.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick! Talk about the blue M&Ms in that bag today!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a bag of M&M’s and I opened it and poured them out and most of them were blue! :D

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously am happy for you. I like the little things in life. Stuff like that can make your day.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I went to lunch today, the sweet tea was particularly sweet and I was all, “THIS IS THE BEST TEA HOLY SHIT.” Y’know. Little stuff.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was the McRib sandwich?

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by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We went to a nice place, thank you.

McRibs are for the serious candidates.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get unlimited soup with your meal, or just the unlimited salad? Were the breadsticks delicious??

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now that would have been funny. SnuggleEx works at the Garden.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’VE GOT YOUR UNLIMITED BREADSTICK RIGHT HERE, BUDDY”

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t know that? I thought I mentioned it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I thought he worked in radio.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He has a master’s in clinical psych, but he can’t find a job, so he waits tables at the OG.

When he’s not crushing people’s hearts in his bare hands, that is.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They warned you about OG, you know.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about the psych thing, the missus rattled around for a few years before ending up a school psychologist. It’s a tough industry here.

However, it is popular on immigration lists, so if you want to go work for the other, better ABC, or RTE or some such, a civil union and you’re on your way! Actually maybe not RTE.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you walk through the garden

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molasses chips FTW

/bitches?

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sharks

Fight 7 seconds in.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Clowe and Prust.

Clowe needs to stop fighting. He is actually a good player who should focus on spending more time on the ice and less in the box.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kingdom for a piece of audio talking about a labor shortage! Gah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

still hate this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i could live with one

but not both

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Having Mr. Furley and Mr. Roper at the same time would have been too much even by sitcom standards.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

also did anyone hear Kruk on murph and mac this morning?

claiming Lopez can get out righties too! I laughed! I cried!

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by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, he can get out righties. But only about 20% of the time.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 31, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like 62% of the time…which still isn’t very good.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

About half as well as Sergio Romo!

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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Romo gets righties out 124% of the time?

I knew he was awesome, but…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 31, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already has struck out batters next season.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

imprecise reply

Righties have about twice the OPS against Lopez as against Romo.

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by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. For every four righties Romo faces (and gets out), the next righty in the lineup is automatically out. That’s 125%, but close enough.

by non sequitur on Oct 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean our ROOGY?

LOL us.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There might be some legitimate durability issues with him, to be fair

But it doesn’t mean he should only pitch to right-handers because that makes no fucking sense.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he can get the job but can he DO the job?

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 31, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No real surprise to hear Krukow overestimating a pitcher’s skills.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez can? Compared to who? Mike Krukow?

by Hyoton on Oct 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget:

This is the same management team that would prefer to start guys like Aaron Rowand and Miguel Cabrera vs ANY alternative because LHP/RHP match-up is the single greatest determining factor in the outcome of an at bat … right guys? Guys?

I mean… it’s a 6.1% (LHP) to 8.6% (RHP) run differential. I haven’t done the math, nor am I likely to, but I don’t imagine this equates to all that many wins in a year when you are talking about a clearly inferior batter on an already challenged offense.

From a pitching perspective, I can see where that might equate to a few one-run games a year. If we assume the offense will remain almost identical to 2011, then it makes a fair bit of sense to try to squeeze out the 3-5 games in a season that those numbers may equate to…

…crap. I think I just predicted the Giants front office team model for 2012.

If one assumes Sanchez & Posey will help carry the offense back to just enough runs and Belt or Crawford matures… then you assume we get a tier 2 leadoff guy like Crisp.

Yes, it all begins to make a horrifying sort of sense.

by Ian A on Oct 31, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, I’d start Miguel Cabrera vs. any alternative too.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 31, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

Orlando Cabrera / Miguel Tejada

My PTSD with those two has reached a point at which I combine the names into a real player. I think it’s partly to get the awful thought over faster and then to disguise what I was thinking at all on the back end.

by Ian A on Oct 31, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt sitting because Huff’s bat is “hot” or there’s a lefty pitching is enough to give me PTSD.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 31, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he will not be returning to the bay area, but Rollins will.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 31, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a shocker.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone knew he would re-sign with them

but I figured he was gonna make them sweat it out more and let some other teams bid on him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also would have run the risk of not getting any offers and the Yankees reducing their price. He’s happy in NY, and most teams are not going to want to get in a price war with the Yankees for a player they know wants to be a Yankee.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Oct 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the Rangers would have been willing to throw some dollars at him.

But also the Yankees need him, if they were to reduce their price they run the risk of him taking a lower pay somewhere else as well.

It’s a back and forth.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rumor has it, the Rangers are going to be throwing money at Prince Fielder after CJ Wilson leaves.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

More sluggers fewer aces!

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can never have enough 10-9 games

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not!Sharks score again.

Prediction: Sharks are not going to go 6-0 on the road trip.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s only the first.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but they are looking gassed to me

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just listening on radio.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

they sound gassed?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belsen was a gas?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby. Can you dig it?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Good evening. I trust the British Isles are in good and working order.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. But London is one crowded mo-fo. I had more fun during my northern excursions.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 31, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent the last week drinking the fuck out of some delicious cask ales. Just wanted you to know that.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is there are a trail of fuckless cask ales strewn about Britannia?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

With “ROTORUETER WUZ HERE” scrawled smugly on each of them.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they will come in handy when facing Utley-Polanco-Howard.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Oct 31, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG GRANT STOLE MY GIMMICK!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Jose Reyes?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Reyes or [Carlos] Beltra, we would have been without [Jeremy] Affeldt, [Javier] Lopez, [Guillermo] Mota, [Aubrey] Huff, [Yuniesky] Betancourt, [Pedro] Feliz, [Jeff] Keppinger, and [Rick] Ankiel—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
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by jcb9 on Oct 30, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and in other news, my kids were Mario and Luigi for Halloween

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw a few of those

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a popular one this year.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with bunnies

And cats

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is offended

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

unpacked

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Luigi needs to find a mushroom, obviously)

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a laaaaaaaaaaawng driveway.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Front lawns aplenty in that neighborhood.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Oct 31, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Oct 31, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so cute!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thoughts, except I am not so sure I can believe that meetings of this nature are actually taking place:

meetings where they’re strategizing about how to contend for the next three years

by ExPFCWintergreen on Oct 31, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PSA

Oh dear Zeus… if you are in Sac and wanting to head ….well….anywhere east of here on 80….for-fucking-get it.

Big accident on the causeway.

HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE GET INTO ACCIDENTS ON THE CAUSEWAY?
THERE ARE NO RAMPS
NO MERGES
JUST DRIVE YOU BONEHEADS!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

crap, west of here – meh the whole damn freeway is fucked up, stay home!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?region=Sacramento#lat=38.59476&lon=-121.52697&z=0

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by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

People just randomly stop and/or slow down on the causeway for no apparent reason. It just comes to a complete halt with, as you say, no ramps and no merges. I will never understand it, but I am not surprised there was a huge accident.

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by kdl on Oct 31, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if you drive 90 in the far right lane you can pass everyone, until there’s a car and you zoom across all lanes to the far left lane!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally

means that they’re tired no?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And since the Sharks have a TERRIBLE Penalty Kill for whatever reason, it seems like every dumb penalty like that = an automatic goal.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC says he's returning to the Yankees

Two days ago, Jon Heyman said CC was going to opt out and become a free agent.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Heyman is not a reliable source.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why anyone ever even suggested it.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

make that 5-2

stick a fork in them. I think they are done for the night.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

won 5 in a row…not bad

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally true. But I wish they weren’t losing in such a sorry way.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re still in the 1st period, maybe our game will go better.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the first half of the game. Then turn it off when it is tied.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…the Giants in 2011…you should stop when they get Beltran during the trade deadline.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Oct 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like when a Sharks game isn't aired on CSN

They just completely fall apart. Weird coincidence.

by jhawx on Oct 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Versus is no bueno for the Sharks. They need Randy and Drew to perform

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

So Jecht is just some drunk guy that they dragged out of jail.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not necessarily related, but here were some (well, a lot of ) parts of X that were kind of ridiculous after I played through it again

by Hyoton on Oct 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the laughing scene

oh god the laughing scene

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 31, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then its revenge in FFXII

I’M CAPTAIN BASCH VON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t think just sitting in a car driving for 4.5 hours would make you want to go all Rip van Winkle for the rest of the evening but geeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I have serious issues with road weariness. Frequent stops are advised.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry dude

I need at least an hour to come back from such. Hope you didn’t get mauled in commute traffic getting out of here.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the way there we were fortunate enough to get caught up in the bay bridge hullabaloo due to someone losing a shaft of some sort off of their semi. It was one of those where 15 minutes earlier, we mighta missed the whole thing, 15 minutes later we’d still be sitting on 80 in Emeryville.

On the way back there was something all over the freeway near Candlestick, and that huge crash on 80 going in the other direction, but everybody had to slow to take a look.

I had the WRX so I could vroooom when I wanted to so that made it nice.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Survivable, then. But death to rubberneckers. YOUR GETTING IN AN ACCIDENT ON THIS SIDE OF THE FREEWAY WILL NOT AID ANYONE ON THAT SIDE OF THE FREEWAY.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It WAS pretty bad…. and seemed to have just happened as there were two fire engines and an ambulance on scene and two trucks and another ambulance in route. There was one car IN the median, in the shrubbery airbag deployed and another smushed into the median concrete divider dealie, and then many people wandering around. Seeing people in the median on the freeway is probably enough of a “what the fuck” to cause people to slow down pretty good.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Next Iron Chef was fun.

now that I finally got to watch it.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this season is going to be the best yet.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have some mazing chefs on there.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really do

plus there are already some well known built in rivalries.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah everything they did yesterday was pretty impressive

Plus I have a few rooting interests. I’m in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently loud, terrible, obnoxious christian rock scares away spirits?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Oct 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently loud, terrible, obnoxious christian rock scares away spirits everything?

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He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Oct 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

loud, terrible, obnoxious christian rock

in other words, rock.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear if this turns out to be anyone I like …

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CELEBRATE JESUSWEEN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought this was related to the band ween at first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BY HIS STRYPES WE ARE DEAFENED

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Sharks are stupid.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They look not good. But it is the end of a long winning road trip so maybe I should cut them some slack. Nah. Stupid Sharks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. That goal by Couture was kind of beautiful, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to look it up…. is this their longest road trip of the season?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will look it up, but I doubt it. They always have that month long one in like February when the HP Pavilion is being used for the SAP open

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to go to that tournament this year. I keep blowing it off, but there’s always a few really good players.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any big names this year?

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t see it posted yet for 2012.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo.

I want to go too, but I am afraid that it might be only players I don’t care about this year.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was right. They have a 9 game one February 12-26.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This 5 gamer is their second longest road trip. But they do have a 4 game one in January

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.
I think I’m going go bed now…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Jumbo burn.
Thornton calls Rangers the softest team Sharks played on their road trip, and they should have won. And no, they don’t play again.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap! I did not hear such a truth!?

by Hyoton on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he said it to the CSN people in the post game interview

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNTIL THE STANLEY CUP FINALS MIRITE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called my wife and informed her that I wish to exercise my husband option tonight. Apparently it is a mutual option and she wishes to decline, instead giving me the buyout.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Made you dinner? Let you alone to play video games without bitching? Bought you some porn?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard on KNBR that they will re-broadcast game 5 of the World Series tomorrow night at 10 PM after the Eric Byrnes show.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP BYRNES

Getting on that player for doing the Tebow saying he was mocking religion.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if Tebow counts as a religion now. Which he might….

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no doubt Eric Byrnes is the biggest idiot in radio.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rarely do this. I had it with that idiot. I shut the radio off.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Denver, it’s more popular than scientology.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow’s not a religion, just merely Jesus.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Barbieri doesn’t know what planking is.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that Barbieri took 27 minutes of his allotted three to accept his BASHOF award

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you listening to him anyway?

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can complain about someone talking about Tebow, I’d imagine.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He showed up early. I was listening to Razor and Mr. T (I don’t mind them, mainly Mr. T, though).

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCK CENTER

BRIAN WILLIAMS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

now there's a handsome man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s in primetime, baby.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT FOR 3 HOURS

on the right coast

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try not to spoil it. By which I mean am I going to spoil it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a whole hershey bar and a bag of pretzel M&Ms

it was wonderful but now i want to throw up and I can’t

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pretzel m&ms are good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. Let this be a lesson.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sobbing and i just lost 4 pounds for no discernible reason whatsoever

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you wanted to lose weight.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did but now i know it’s gonna come back ;_;

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it won’t! And if it does, you’ll work hard to use it. Because Brian Williams and I believe in you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the fact that I didn’t eat a muffin for six days

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do it. I’m becoming a little concerned with my carb intake recently. I realized nearly everything I eat is sweet or made of bread. And in many cases, straight up sweetened bread.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bread is delicious. Don’t you dare disparage it.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just admitted to eating too much of it. How is that disparaging? I love bread.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a preemptive warning, discouraging you from any such thoughts of abandoning bread. It needs us.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I need it. Bad.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss really good baguettes and loaves. Artichoke bread is delicious. As is green onion slab.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

there used to be this stick loaf of soft, chewy brown bread here in SF with big whole wheat kernels and nuts and sesame omg i ate whole sticks …

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds delicious. Om nom nom.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love bread. It’s muffins that I also love, and which seem to be my enemy.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of muffins?

Banana Nut and Blueberry are my weaknesses

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumpkin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the irony. I pick usually “healthy” ones like carrot zucchini and bran.

Meanwhile, a 15-ounce prime rib makes no dent on me. except in pleasure. oh, my birthday dinner, prime rib, medium rare, and then this sweet potato pah…

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prime rib is such a letdown.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer chicken to steak.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Often is, but not this time. om nom nom meat.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must just be having poorly made prime rib

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what was disappointing in the prime rib area? House of Prime Rib. I dunno, I expected it to be more delicious. Probably expected a bit more char/color on my meat.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i found it disappointing as well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if the cut had been lightly seared on either side rather than just cut off the slab table side, it would have tasted better.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to be really good.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long ago was that?

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 25-30 years ago.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s one of the places I’ve had prime rib. Give me a nice top sirloin or skirt steak any day of the weak.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the best meat I’ve ever had was when my mom threw salt and pepper on a cheap steak and broiled it in the oven for like five-10 minutes.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes. That’s the way steak is supposed to be made.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel very thankful that my dad is a superb griller.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to decide if I would grill enough to both buy a cast iron grill pan AND take out the batteries of the fire alarms.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a cast iron grill pan. It’s a pan in the ass to clean, and I usually smoke out my guests, but oh my God the things you can do with it when it’s snowing outside.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pain*, obviously

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pan in the ass

oh my

hardcore

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a small sauce pan. Not a giant pan.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever heard of the Seven Fires? I was going to follow up on my comment that the best way to grill things is simply. The author was a professionally changed at the Cordon Bleu, and then went home and decided that all that fluff was unnecessary. All the recipes in that book I’ve made are straightforward (relatively speaking) and delicious.

My favorite is La Vaca Entera. Three ingredients: 1 gallon of chimichurri (ok, I’m cheating a little), 5 gallons of salt water, 1 1400 lb cow, butterflied.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah everything my dad does is very simple

never goes overboard with sauces or the like.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO lets have a cow

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it prefaces it with “this is more of a construction project than a dish.”

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, if you’re going to name your place House of Prime Rib, you really have to bring the goods.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure that most of the dedicated steak houses around here actually provide better beef dining than a more general-purpose restaurant, particularly if that restaurant is of a high caliber.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. At least Hooters delivers.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t have a single owl on their menu.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant I don’t have to go there to get what I want.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you got me there.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

f that

“healthy” muffins have jillions of calories from the oil. Unless they’re the REALLY healthy ones, which will taste mostly like cardboard.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THEY HAVE A TWITTER

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone has a twitter now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

@RockCenterNBC

EVERYONE FOLLOW IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A day later I still hate the Affeldt option being picked up.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

don't worry

there will be far more hateable things along soon to drive it from your memory.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

why isn't the big question

whether or not he can come back from non-throwing hand surgery???

by posey yaknowsy on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Blue Jays

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean, Yu Darvish?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, snap.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do YU mean, You Darvish?

by Hyoton on Oct 31, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the moon. He’ll be the first person to get there.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was good. I went upstairs put the game on the radio and was asleep by the 3rd quarter.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Brian Williams.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We know, Jon Stewart

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I approve.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ship them.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard not to. They ship themselves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It’s like they want me to write it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILLIAMS: Let’s talk about Occupy Wall Street.

STEWART: Let’s do that.

WILLIAMS: These people…

STEWART: They’re coming for you.

WILLIAMS: These people…

STEWART: One-percenter.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steven Colbert

had a great interview with some of the Occupiers last night, part of which was conducted in the sign language they use for parliamentary procedure. You should check it out.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Parks & Rec at my friends'

I’m not sure how I feel about the documentary format. But obviously jumping in in the middle is a little weird so benefit of the doubt. Good comic timing on display so far.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 8:06 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

documentary format is my single biggest stumbling block to these new comedies.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Community doesn’t have that, so that’s no excuse there.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My second reason for not watching is that you keep insisting.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kind of sucks now, so that’s fine.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s relative, of course; it’s still infinitely better than Whitney. But you can’t deny that episode 303 was craptastic.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINOR NITPICK ALERT

I hate that “seasonXepisode number” format. I hate it.

That is all.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You prefer SEASONEPISODE?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. 304. The end.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if they make it to 10 seasons?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no ambiguity, because the last two numbers are the seasons.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, right.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mystery Science Theater 3000 did, and its numbering system went right along. 1001, 1002, 1003 and son on.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MST3K episode 109 was Project Moonbase, an it sucked. Most of the season one episodes did.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Episode 109 of Community was actually entitled as such: Debate 109. It’s frequently cited as the point where the show hit its stride.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alas, it’s not on Netflix streaming yet. Too bad, because I think all the Allison Brie gifs that get posted here are finally getting to me.

by non sequitur on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, 113 was when I realized the show was going to be brilliant.

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, make that 121.

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I’m wasting so much ink.

I don’t like 304. It doesn’t look neat and tidy enough for me. 3.04 is probably the best way to go, IMO.

What about ambiguity between episode 303 (= Season 3, Episode 3) and episode 303 (the 303rd episode they’ve produced)?

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never known a television show that went by both designations. You pick one or the other.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly it’s still capable of greatness. It’s just so inconsistent now, whereas in early 2010 it was hitting the mark every week.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Jonathan Sanchez?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Giants baseball reference. I totally forgot about that.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and Parks and Rec is Matt Cain.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLASPHEMY I WILL DESTROY YOU

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Catherine Tate is on The Office now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that you would find that important, or anything.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not too bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't seen it before?

Go watch all of it right now. That includes Season 1.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm finishing West Wing season 7 first

Then I got a long queue. Breaking Bad might be on top of it.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 31, 2011 8:14 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

This exactly describes my queue, except I’ll probably drop out of TWW after Sorkin does.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped my DVD collection with season five. I don’t have plans to ever purchase the other two.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t the last season actually pretty good?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all right, but by then it was about the campaign. The Bartlet Administration was glimpsed mainly in subplots.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alan Alda nearly ruins that last season for me. He’s the least plausible presidential candidate — especially Republican candidate! — you can imagine.

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season Five is an awful season of television. Just awful. And I had a lot of fun waiting for them to just say the name of the episode somewhere, because they made it a point in season five to say the name of the episode’s title at some point. “Constituency of One” was the worst offender. I believe the actual line was, “You’re a constituency of one!”

by Every6thDay on Nov 1, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lockout

The NBA channel is currently playing Teen Wolf.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The old one or the new one?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael J Fox

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it has basketball in it. On Sunday Mr. Merope noticed they were playing Hoosiers on an “infinite loop”.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Came home in my Ghostbusters outfit and changed into a Yomiuri Giants one for the trick-or-treaters. None so far. :(

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You were dressed as Jonathan Broxton?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nowhere near that amount of heft.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I don’t see it at all.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kidding. I think he may be a little too galooty. Which is to say, crossing from “teddy bear” to “fat.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got some trick or treaters

i was shocked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gun is all oiled and ready. Yes, that can be innuendo.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/immediately dons costume, runs to the Outer Sunset

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll probably be able to collect rock salt on the beach! No need to carry ammo!

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to have to eat this bag of gummi hamburgers on my own.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send some over here

I promise I won’t shoot you if you give the password.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my birthday, so you should give me the candy.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my birthday, so you should give me the candy.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it your birthday, and should he give you the candy?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my birthday, so he should give me the candy.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is his birthday, and he should be given the candy.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the King has decreed. The Small Council consents.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/happily stamps with wax seal

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Master of Coin?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough, hack, cough

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking that as innuendo.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must all be over here

I’ve gotten a bunch of them, and they all seem to be traveling in large packs.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombies?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I wouldn’t doubt it if there was a zombie colony in the backwoods of Pacifica, but at least they’re Giants fans. One kid’s costume appeared to be just a Buster Posey t-shirt.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

One kid’s costume appeared to be just a Buster Posey t-shirt.

GOOD ENOUGH. GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No trick or treaters here, we’ve lived here ~8 years and have had 6 trick or treators come by in all that time!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d think it would be worth it for your neighbors to don costumes just to go door to door to bum cigarettes.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

or pot

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

Mister Man and his buddy The Komodo Dragon decided to make a break for it tonight.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Observation

At the close of each night’s ATC, I say “Good night from Knoxville.”

At the close of Rock Center, Brian Williams said “Good night from New York.”

I’m not saying, but I am just saying.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SO YOU ARE SAYIN

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t say, “I’m [TL2], and you’re not”? Or “Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow”?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 31, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched Evil Dead II. So cheesey. I think the “making of” feature is even more fun than the movie itself. Robert Kirkman was one of the special effects guys.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 31, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Army of Darkness is the best

//unpopular opinion

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the secret phrase.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two points of OT

1) I am purchasing a PS3 tomorrow. It is coming packaged with Uncharted 3, and I wish to purchase Arkham City and one other game. Any recommendations?

2) I went to a Halloween party on Saturday night, and someone there went dressed as Ron Swanson.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You going to go to buy it at 12:01 AM?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just whenever I get out to the mall tomorrow. I have it on pre-order.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got 3, can't go wrong with any of them.

Battlefield 3, Black Rain and L.A. Noire

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean Heavy Rain?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God of War 3

You can get the HD remakes of 1 and 2 for PS3 for like 30 bucks and GoW3 is a best seller deal.

It’s visually stunning and a really fun game to play.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I own 1 and 2 for the PS2.

How does the third installment stack up?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best in the series imo.

The entire first level is epic in the actual sense of the word. You climb a freaking titan while battling a huge water horse boss. There are sections where Kratos is only taking up a small fraction of the screen.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They improved on everything and fixed what I thought were some of the problems of the first couple games

One big one being that you actually want/have to use the secondary weapons in the 3rd game. The first and second one could be totally completed only using the blades.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Now I want to play it again, but I need to finish 2 on hard mode.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed using the spear and occasionally the hammer in 2, but yeah, it was essentially easiest to just pump all your points into Blades and, like, Army of the Dead or whatever.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ico / shadow of the colossus special edition pack or w/e

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 31, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to pick up Ico/SotC

Also want the Uncharted games.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought SotC at launch

And found Ico in a GameStop for $5 a few years ago.

Fumito Ueda is the shit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for PS3 price to go down before I buy the system. I don’t need the bundle.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you like RPGs and you can take a little bit of punishment… get Dark Souls. It’s the best game I’ve played in a long, long time. Such a sense of accomplishment when you get things done. Look up video of the game first before you buy it, though, because it certainly isn’t for everyone.

by fishmicmuffin on Oct 31, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“A little bit” of punishment is underselling it.

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve watched a few rage videos of it already. Not my cup of tea.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Dark Souls is intense

truly hardcore and you have no idea what to expect.

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 31, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

These overtimes are anti-climactic

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The college model is growing on me, but I don’t like how close to the goal line they start.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a reasonably fair way of determining a winner, but it’s not really football. Overtime numbers shouldn’t count.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer it if you had to get into the endzone.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFL overtime, that is.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The playoff overtime rules are bizarre.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not sudden death?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore. If a team kicks a field goal the game doesn’t end, or something. I don’t really remember.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ties are fine

at least the drama is higher at the end of the game

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s limited sudden death. It’s stupid. Extra rules for the sake of extra rules.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My feeling is that when the clock runs out on the 4th quarter, there should be a mandatory timeout before the game continues from the exact point it left, as one indefinite sudden death period.

So if the score is tied and some team is stuck in 3rd and 2 on the 50 as time is expiring, the pick up exactly where they left off after the timeout, in 3rd and 2 on the 50. And if they score, well, the other team shouldn’t have left them with the ball at the end of regulation.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This presents a true sudden death scenario, and adds a ton of intrigue and brainy strategy to the last few minutes of the 4th quarter.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and guns. Any player gets a penalty, blows coverage or doesn’t make a play? BANG! Now that’s sudden death.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It beats the hell out of a coin flip.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Nov 1, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHARGERS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

is Todd Haley related to Charles Haley?

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by son of ggf on Oct 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Having the last name of Succop must have made his life terrible.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ESPN STATS CHECK
ESPNStatsInfo ESPN Stats & Info
by espn
#Chargers K Ryan Succop: 2nd straight Halloween he’s hit a game-winning field goal. Had one last season vs Bills.
5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Read something on Wikipedia this evening that I didn’t know before: the Giants’ Orange & Black come from the Baltimore Orioles—John McGraw managed them before coming over to the Giants and brought the colors along with them.

Anyone heard this before? Is it true?

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants started wearing orange and black in the ‘30s and they fooled around with other colors until the ’40s, so that can’t be true.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki also shows that the Giants main hat logo was orange in 1923

But on the HOF website for the uniforms, all I see is red until 1933. Hmm.

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wikipedia info might be from here: http://www.sportslogos.net/team.php?id=86

but who knows how accurate that is either. Still, way after John McGraw.

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGraw was still managing in 1923, mind you.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, sorry, I meant, way after he’d arrived, though I guess it is possible he wanted a return to black and orange 20 years later.

by mameluke on Oct 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering that there were no Baltimore Orioles until 1954, no, I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. That said, I don’t know when the Giants started wearing orange and black or why.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 31, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were Baltimore Orioles teams before then. The last major league team in Baltimore before 1954 moved to New York and became the Yankees.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad someone got around to clearing this up.

Grant wrote an article about this for SB Nation, like, last week.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Nov 1, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one reads that crap.

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by Natto on Nov 1, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The original Baltimore Orioles were around 1901-1902 and it was managed by John McGraw.

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by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

1901 Orioles uniforms

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2011 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man that road outfit is awesome!!!

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 1, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I think of “Original Orioles” I think more of the National League teams of the 1890s with Willie Keeler and the like.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...this

http://voxmedia.com/announcement.html

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean the TicketSquid won?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squids always win.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicks dig the squid

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Nov 1, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does this mean for Ashton?

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by Natto on Oct 31, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bravo, my child
One of the fun things to do in this part of Taiwan is to head over to one of the “night markets” around the city, where you can gorge on the many culinary delicacies of the region, haggle with boisterous shop owners on prices for shoes or candy or snacks, and yes, drink the blood of a serpent.

There were differing opinions as to why certain members of Major League Baseball’s All-Star team, here to play a five-game series against the Chinese Taipei national team that begins Tuesday in Xinzhuang Stadium, would take on such an ominous-sounding challenge, but the denizens of the Huaxi Street Night Market crowded around to see their athletic heroes dive right in.

“I didn’t travel halfway around the world to not do what the natives do, so I’m going to try it,” said relief pitcher LaTroy Hawkins, moments before watching the proprietor of the shop sacrifice the snake and pour its blood into shot glasses for about a dozen of the adventurous players to try.

“It wasn’t bad at all,” Hawkins said. “It’s supposed to give you stamina and help with the beauty of your skin. You should try it.”

Outfielder Andres Torres liked it so much that he did at least three shots of the blood.

“I just want to try different things,” Torres said. “I think it’s pretty cool. It’s a different culture, so you embrace it. Why not? Plus it’s supposed to give you energy, and we’re playing tomorrow, so we’ll be ready.”

Redbull is for pussies. This shit gives you serious wings. I had it before and I was warm for like 3 hours. You really feel the blood pumping.

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by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Twss troll.

In seriousness, if it fixes Torres, I am all for it.

by wcw on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BLOOD OF THE SERPENT

OOMPAPA OOMPAPA OOMPAPA OOM

Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys while the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.

by shanghaijim on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW THEY CAN CLIMB SNAKE TOWA AND KILL THULSA DOOM

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO

NOW THEY WILL ALL COME BACK AS SERPENT VAMPIRES

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the video here!

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111030&content_id=25845670&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how you can hear Andres in the background long before he actually gets on camera.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took him a long time to say hello and ask after the family of every person in that market!

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres has a serious camera. No cameraphone for him.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 31, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night markets are so fucking good. I wish I could eat the food there every night.

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by speckops on Oct 31, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get most of them in bay area now

I can direct you to a few stores if you wish.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please. It does me little good at the moment since I live in IL, but next time I’m back visiting friends/family it’d be good to know.

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by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE NBA PLAYERS ARE SO TORE UP BY THIS LOCKOUT

WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO TRY AND GET GAMES GOING AGAIN

KingJames LeBron James
by SportsCenter
RT @KDTrey5: Set it up! My team ready RT @KingJames: @KDTrey5 Team KD35 vs Team King James do I hear? Flag football.(Done deal! Date soon)

(KDTrey is Kevin Durant)

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see LeBron on skates playing in the NHL.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be perfect because there’s no 4th quarter in hockey

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

VH1 should have something similar to that “NBA Wives” show, but it be something like, “NBA: Unemployed”.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't understand how they do math

the difference between 50% and 52.5% over 7 years is 250M
cancel all games in November costs the players ~ 400M

What The Fuck.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 31, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention that some are gonna go play in Europe for pennies on the dollar

then claim they don’t need to give up the excess revenue.

I just don’t understand how both sides also refuse to even mention all the effects they are having on the venue workers and other businesses around stadiums.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz they are a bunch of rich spoiled children?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now it’s just basically lockout chicken to see who blinks first

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why,

It’s almost like passer rating is a shitty stat.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second half yesterday was painful to watch. Old Alex Smith was back in a big way.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was throwing a vermilion

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

badnphone

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ah fuck it

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He was throwing a bajillion picks again?

I must have missed that part.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Some are comparing the 2011 49ers to the 2000 Baltimore Ravens.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is, of course, ridiculous. People don’t remember exactly how shitty of a quarterback Trent Dilfer was.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, he was fucking terrible. He was fucking terrible so much they both got rashes from all the chafing.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threw for 12 Touchdowns that year.

And also threw 11 interceptions.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 31, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point that year, he was Tony Banks’s backup.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds impossible

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 1, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

For almost half the season, in fact. It took half a season of Tony Banks’s awfulness to convince them that they needed to settle for Trent Dilfer’s awfulness.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least, I’m pretty sure. I don’t remember Dilfer being hurt at all.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No I think you’re right, it’s just hard to imagine. He started 8 games.

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 1, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was shitty but he “managed” the game. Plus they had Jamal Lewis (Frank Gore) on offense and Ray Lewis (Patrick Willis) on D.

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by SFGuy on Oct 31, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the reasons for the comparison. I just don’t think they are particularly apt.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or how frickn’ amazing their defense was so that they could overcome it. It was one of the best defense of the past 20-30 years

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 31, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They surrendered an average of 10 points per game.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that was just the regular season. They gave up an average of SIX per game in the postseason.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, holy crap.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just need to stop calling passes to Crabtree.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

I did note that Davis had somehow disappeared from the game plan when I was at the stadium yesterday.

by dregarx on Oct 31, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis is our biggest offensive threat.

They’re not leaving him in single coverage much. Ergo, hello Michael Crabtree.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Nov 1, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problems with Crabtree right now look to me to be more on Smith than Crabtree. The latter is doing everything right. They really need to get him and Smith on the same page.

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by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m not calling out Crabtree in the pair, just noting that the combination hasn’t been working.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the answer probably isn’t to cut out probably your best receiver. They need to find a way to make it work better than it has so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Make Crabtree 8 feet tall

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crabtree actually getting a training camp under his belt might have helped.

Not Crab related, but kinda wish we’d see more of those seam passes that got VD 13 TDs though. We all know Alex can throw it.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also

How do we know Crabtree is doing everything right? Because Alex had consistently thrown high to Crabs makes me feel like Alex thinks Crabs is faster than he really is, or Crabs ia shortening up his routes. Though the throws last sunday were not as high or overthrown as they had been, which makes me optimistic.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

to be clear not saying its all Crabs fault

I just feel like Crabs missing all that time these last few offseasons hurt. Seeing as Alex throws fine to everyone else, just look at how good Alex was hooking up with Josh before he got hurt.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

don't count out Kaepernick

Harbaugh redshirted Andrew Luck for crying out loud… Kaepernick could be the second coming of Joe Montana and he’d still sit for a year with Harbaugh as his coach.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 31, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They definitely need a different QB longterm, but I honestly think Alex is fine for this season.

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by jponry on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was fine on everything except those long pases.

Which was like 4 passes of his 30 or whatever, but hey chicks dig the long ball. Not to say he doesnt need to start hitting those mind you.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Nov 1, 2011 9:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yess

Fawlty Towers is on Netflix, my night is made

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally forgot that it's Halloween.

I feel old.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 31, 2011 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sons of Anarchy is a good show

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2011 3:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Good Morning

If you want some LIVE BASEBALL and don’t mind Chinese announcers

http://zh-tw.justin.tv/wanglive01#/w/1997969984

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Link Fail

baseball vs taiwan

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LOGAN MORRISON

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Jeff Mathis

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANDRES TORRES PINCH RUN

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Rain Delay

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1 called after 6 innings due to Rain.

Not giving the score because SPOILERZ OMG

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

I will not be able to watch these. Is there a link to a box score somewhere?

by Myemail21479 on Nov 1, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching a Taiwanese talk show right now.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you get...

… a no sharp objects and/or frozen hamburgers clause with that bmw?

BLISTERING BARNACLES!!! ANOTHER BLOWN SAVE!!!

by blkprjkt on Nov 1, 2011 6:39 AM PDT reply actions  

MLBTR came out with their top 50 free agents and predicted landing spots
21. Coco Crisp – Giants. Though he posted a low on-base percentage in 2011, Crisp could fill the Giants’ need for a center fielder and leadoff man.

That’s the only guy they predict going to the Giants.

Sigh.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I saw this yesterday. But I consoled my self by thinking, “Who cares what MLBTR thinks!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Nov 1, 2011 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it's just for fun

Means nothing. But boy that would be depressing if that’s all we came out with.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they predicted that the Nationals were going to get Werth and Phillies to get Cliff Lee last year

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I don't believe so, no

I think they predicted like 1/5 of the landing spots.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We got two left-handed relievers too! Quit yer bitching!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think whoever wrote this was wrong. “Because he posted a low on-base percentage in 2011, Crisp could fill the Giants’ need for a center fielder and leadoff man.”

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 1, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were right about Uribe going to the Giants last off season. I was posting comments ridiculing it. LOL ME

The thing is, you can’t predict who the Giants are going to sign because the payroll level is unknown at this point. What are the owners plans for the team? Are they about just milking the championship? Or do they want to win another?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, yeah.

/smacks own face to wake up

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

awwwwwwwwww

from Grant’s RT

Taiwanese children were excited to meet Granderson. But, once they learned there was a guy named Panda, flocked to Sandoval

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

And then.... this happened *spoiler*

Do not click if you don’t want to know what happened in the game, set to be televised tonight.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Outfielder Andres Torres liked it so much that he did at least three shots of the blood.

“I just want to try different things,” Torres said. “I think it’s pretty cool. It’s a different culture, so you embrace it. Why not? Plus it’s supposed to give you energy, and we’re playing tomorrow, so we’ll be ready.”

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111031&content_id=25850338&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

Meanwhile, the MLB manager for this tour, Giants skipper Bruce Bochy, said he admired his team’s courage in volunteering for such an exotic and mysterious undertaking.

“I think it’s great,” Bochy said. “You get pumped up for the game, and they’re looking for blood here. There are some warriors on this club to be trying this stuff. It’s good to see.”

Bring some back, Bochy! (Though this seems like the kind of product you can pick up in the seedier parts of north beach.)

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg in the video

You can see that Andres has a giant camera strapped around his neck. He’s such an adorable tourist.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds kinda icky if ya ask me, but then I feel the same way about liver and brussels sprouts…. and don’t even get me started on sauerkraut.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I like sauerkraut.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well the smell is rather off putting. And I haven’t actually eaten the stuff since I was a kid. I’m thinking Grammy’s canned sauerkraut from back in 1971 probably wasn’t representative of “good” sauerkraut, but I’ve never wanted to go anywhere near it again.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uggghhhh....

Any chance there are some of those laying around Murph’s office and the Giants sell them on Ebay for about $12MM to offset the dead payroll for Rowand???

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Nov 1, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I have to read this while eating a breakfast burrito.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Who’s the Red Sox player saying “got heem” right behind Bochy in the dugout?

It must be a sign that the Giants should trade B-Weezy to the Sox.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Reddick

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

Happy Win-aversary!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first thoughts on waking. Then I thought about the parade. What a great day that was.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The parade was okay. Well no the parade was pretty damn sweet, the day itself meh.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The weather was perfect. The mood was sweet but electric. I have never been in a crowd that had better energy.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this time on the 1st

Everyone was probably still pretty anxious about the game.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant tried to jinx us by buying a bottle of champagne.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, rent day.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those were precisely my thoughts, in that order.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's right

On this day Rent hit the game-winning HR!

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

God morgen

The Opportunity rover is being driven to a spot on the rim of the Endeavour crater called Cape York. It will be parked there over the Martian winter with it’s solar collectors optimally positioned to keep the rover relatively warm.

As you may remember, I posted a photo earlier of tracks left when the rover had to travel backwards because of a bad wheel. The tracks had a hitch every 10 yards or so because the rover had to look around an antennae that was directly in it’s 6 o’clock view.

As you can see, the bad wheel is less of a problem now that the surface is a little flatter and there are no rocks around.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty darn cool.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, team Nikon

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/39226521230100550720910.jpg/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll, btw.

At least he would have been an upgrade over Tejada.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah. I would’ve said “swimming-pool game.”

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

One blindfolded person yells “Marco”
Everyone else yells “Fish Taco”

by Myemail21479 on Nov 1, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The inventor of Rubio's Cube!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think of the film “Hook”….Ru-Bi-OOOOOOOOO

by Aaron Can on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pattern is disturbing and indicative of a guy beyond his shelf life.

These transactions seem more in line with fringe franchises like Houston, Kansas City, Baltimore, Washington, Pittsburgh, with a tradition of poor attendance, poor win loss records, little in the way of merchandise sales with marginal cable TV packages. And yet its that way every year. Desperately overpaying and over-extending guys like Zito, Rowand, Tejada, Huff. And now middle relievers? On a team that cannot consistently score more than 2 to 3 runs per game (98 games scored 3 runs or fewer)

“My car has a dead battery; good as time as any to spring for that new 8-track from Oakland”

Guys like Dotel, Oliver etc are a dime a dozen and guys like them are around every year, like apples under a tree. There is a reason for that. You pick up middle relievers mid-season, not as hefty-bagged contracts free agents.

Its almost as if Sabean’s pool of choices is vastly restricted by player agents, his reputation, Bochy’s reputation or something.

It makes so little sense that a team with such positive attributes; pitching, stadium, attendance, money, lifestyle, fan and media friendly has as many problems bringing in quality vets on a regular basis as it does. Its been one underachievement after another year in and year out…. and Tidrow’s pitcher’s get another year older and another 200 plus innings deeper in debt.

Are we missing something here?

by Roy Hobbs Jr on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

The Rainy Day Fund

It’s existence means that you pay smaller prices to fringe players that Giants fans recognize as “nice guys” instead of premium prices to players who are actually good enough at baseball to make a significant difference in the standings.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHEMISTRY

INTANGIBLES

ZITO

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

flagged

I don’t think you can characterize $5M to Affeldt as a “small price”. I was thinking about this for some reason today: that’s what, $9.5M for lefthanded relievers next year?

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eight percent of total payroll.

by Evan on Nov 1, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a smaller price than what Reyes or Pujols will receive.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you meant, but it’s a crapload of money for two lefthanded relievers.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Which is what bottom feeder teams do like Kansas City, Pittsburgh, Baltimore. Every year. Which is what Sabean does. His transactions are more inline with those teams, than with the Phillies, Cards, and even the Brewers who, while making mistakes, persevere in their quest for high-quality. Even everybody’s whipping post, the Cubs have made a determination to change their wasteful ways.

The Giants payroll of 120 million seems plenty ample, (the only post-season teams to outspend them were the Yankees and Phils) because its offset to a large degree by its underpaid pitching staff, which is getting progressively more expensive by the way as arbitration and free agency loom.

It just seems to be wasted on non-performers and journeymen. If even the casual blog-reading fan can see this, obviously Sabean can. He’s not stupid or senile. I think he can identify the type of players needed easily enough, it just seems either

1) He picks the wrong guy for the job or
2) He just doesn’t have the same connections and influence he had 10 or 15 years ago to attract the best guys to San Francisco.

The point is the Giants transactions (aside from what the farms are producing) seem more inline with very mediocre franchises operating in small markets with limited revenue, moderate attendance, inferior TV contracts and little recognition outside of their media territory.

One year, two years, even three bad years? Sure. GM is a tough and bloody occupation. But to be consistently at the bottom offensively year in and year out for years on end, even during Bonds last couple of years is inexplicable.

Scoring three runs or less in almost 100 games is not major league caliber. It is mind-boggling.

by Roy Hobbs Jr on Nov 1, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

REYES AND PUJOLS!!

/rosterbates furiously

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2011 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DO WE PUT FIELDER??

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW ABOUT AGAINST THAT WALL OVER THERE?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT...NO.... THAT'S TOO NEAR THE KITCHEN!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Nov 1, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hurt yourself

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 1, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

THINK OF THE KITTENS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about kittens while doing that is probably a sign of serious mental and emotional problems.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think big

Reyes/Furcal at 2B (injury protection), Fielder catching, Beltran SS (his bat plays better there), Pujols CF (ditto), CJ Wilson as the 5th starter, Anthopolous GM, Bill Hall RF…Wait, how’d he get in there?

by Hyoton on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that slogan.

Prince Fielder: Think Big

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

So how do we refer to November 1st as a date in history now?

C-Day?
TGWTWS-Day?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT’S IT!-Day?

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 1, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

GO-ONE Day

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Flem.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Mets trying to run DINGERZ.exe more often next year

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111031&content_id=25850788&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Nov 1, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps they fail to realize that dingers.exe works on their pitchers too?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Nov 1, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they want Belran back.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So they’ll have both Wheeler and Beltran? Machiavellian.

Sabean schooled again.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or just smart.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And what of the Reyes triples?

/HAMSTRING.exe

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

the new dimensions could potentially hurt free-agent shortstop Jose Reyes, who hit 12 of his 16 triples at home last season

They don’t want him. Sandy must know something.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean is to injured players, like the moth is to the flame. Just sayin’.

Also, DISCOUNT.exe

/wishful thinking

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Furcal's option was just declined.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

How old is he again? Oh wait, doesn’t get hurt enough to play for the Giants.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Nov 1, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols rainy day fund

Yeah, Furcal sucked at the plate in the World Series. Good at short, though.

“Sigh. Come on over if you must. Would you like to sign up for the Giants retirement package?”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Calling GP

How much more would you pay for Reyes over Furcal? (Not trolling, I genuinely want to see your math.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I plan on reading this one for the articles.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to do math

Buy Reyes I’d give up to about 115-120 million.

Furcal has more recent and more serious injury problems and was really terrible for half this season. Would give him no more than 8 or 9, hopefully on a one-year.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he your third choice after Rollins? Or did I get that wrong?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s a steep drop off.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And beyond lies the deep end of the pool, known as the Yuniesky-Cabrera Trench.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this elsewhere, but I think the list of people who are actually better than Crawford, and thus worth acquiring, is something like

Reyes, Rollins, Furcal, Carroll, Punto. There are other guys who might be, your Bint Clarmes, etc, but those are the 5 that I think are clearly better options than Crawford.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If one of those costs less than $9M and enables signing a corner OF galoot, that would be fine.

Joe Nobody: The slugging speedster the Giants need, at an irrationally low price.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

That’s why they should just get Reyes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s each free agent’s WABC? (Ok, this is a bit of a troll.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Nov 1, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty awesome

http://deadspin.com/5855208/this-is-how-david-freeses-game-6-walk+off-home-run-sounded-in-british

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Nov 1, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Lies. There was no coverage of the WS in Britain. I had to check MLB.com to find anything.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Nov 1, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overflow Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/11/1/2530330/morning-overflow-thread-happy-anniversary

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

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