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Managerial Review: On Bruce Bochy's 2011

A reminder: Last year at this time, you loved Bruce Bochy. Everything he touched turned to trophy. When he'd put in a reliever, take out a starter, put in a defensive replacement, send up a pinch-hitter ... it would all work. All of it.

Another reminder: Bruce Bochy annoyed the bejeepers out of this year.

Maybe you're sitting back right now, arms folded, sneering and mumbling, "Not me. He's the perfect manager." Okay. This post probably isn't for you. You can e-mail me, and I'll send you a notification when I start the eagerly anticipated Month o' Rollins series.

Today I wrote a piece on Ron Washington for Baseball Nation, in which I proclaim my appreciation for the Rangers manager. After I finished it, I realized a couple of things. First, you can make most of the same arguments for Dusty Baker, whom I wouldn't want as the Giants' manager again even if he agreed to tithe 10% of his salary to me. I guess that means that as long as I don't have to watch 162 games of a fiery player's manager, he's cool. Second, I realized that Bochy is almost an anti-Washington, respected for his calm more than his excitability.

Star-divide

But he's not quite the anti-Washington because both managers are more respected for their influence in a clubhouse rather than their strategical mastery. The role of a manager is more than ordering a hit-and-run or playing station-to-station baseball. A manager has to index scores of different personalities and figure out how best to motivate them. At the same time, a manager is trying to figure out how to keep all those personalities from strangling each other over a long, long baseball season.

The things I liked about Bruce Bochy before the season:

  • How he manages a bullpen and keeps his relievers from tiring out. The Javier Lopez-against-righties thing from earlier this season was a little strange, but generally he's a genius compared to Felipe Alou
  • No matter how much crap he takes from the talk-radio circuit, he doesn't like to give away outs by bunting. Do you realize how rare this is for a National League manager?
  • Players seem to like and respect him or something

The things I didn't like before the season:

  • I'm pretty sure he evaluates hitters much differently than I do, which is why it took a neck injury/FBI sting to get Cody Ross starting over Jose Guillen
  • He prefers veteran hitters over young hitters
  • Every time
  • Oh, god, those veterans

But I took the quirks with the benefits. There will never be a manager with which anyone is 100% happy, so Bochy was going to be just as maddening as any manager ever, but he also came with some good aspects. Earl Weaver, John McGraw, James Gammon ... they would all drive you crazy. That manager you're thinking of right now would drive you insane. 

Didn't see how this would change this year, especially in the post-championship glow. But Bochy found a way with the Brandon Belt/Aubrey Huff arrangement. Bochy continued to play Huff even while stunk. He refused to start Belt for most of the season, and then refused to start Belt against left-handed pitchers when he finally did put him in the lineup.

Standard Bochy. This was not a surprise. After watching Randy Winn bat third and start in right field for allllllllll of 2009 -- two home runs, 597 plate appearances! -- there was no way that Bochy was going to bench Huff, just like how Posey wasn't going to start until Bengie Molina was mailed to Abu Dhabi. I hate it, but it's not a change.

But my view of Bochy did change this year. It changed for the worse. The veteranophilia ... I'd made my peace with. Wasn't going to change. The pathology of the veteranophilia was previously unknown. 

He’s going to get back to what he did the year before, same workout routine, [same] trainer. Whether he dropped the ball last year and didn’t work out enough in the winter, he’s looking at all those things.

That's from the postmortem press conference this year. There are other quotes that lead to the same conclusion: Aubrey Huff was out of shape before season started. Then he struggled. Only when the Giants were essentially eliminated was he removed from the lineup.

That's almost pathological. There's so much we don't know as fans -- the clubhouse dynamics, the personalities, the various pulleys and levers with which different players are motivated. But when a veteran comes into camp a little soft, struggles, and doesn't have to fend off a young player who is tearing up the minors ... that's beyond a harmless quirk.

Believe it or not, I still have a lot of respect for Bochy. I know that professional baseball is filled with hundreds of potential managers who would do a worse job. Focusing on just one flaw is like focusing on Pablo's foot speed or Barry Zito's hitting. There's a lot to evaluate, and making too much of one aspect is nonsensical. But Bochy's penchant for veteran love moved from "annoying" to "negligent" this year. That's what his 2011 will be remembered for.

I'm stupid enough to think he can learn from it. Here's hoping ...

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Bochy?
Glad he's the manager
384 votes
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178 votes
I hardly even know he!
86 votes

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until Bengie Molina was mailed to Abu Dhabi.

UPS or FedEx?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

USPS doesn’t make a one-size-ships box that big…yet.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tried, but it bankrupt them.

by Bar None on Oct 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Bengie at least sent express.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Bochy a good manager?

I don’t think so.

But the list of current ML managers I’d rather have than him isn’t exactly long, neither.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

This is what I was thinking

You look at the other managers and you say, “Eh. Maybe Bochy ain’t that bad.”

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

This too. Can’t remember the last time I was coveting another team’s field manager.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington is, by most evaluations, a terrible in-game manager...

and yet his team has already won more World Series games this year than last year, and with a good start from CJ Wilson tonight and another good Derek Holland start in a possible Game 7, the Rangers could be champions. Over the so-called chess-playing genius, Tony LaRussa.

I guess what this proves is that a manager’s moves don’t make a huge difference over the course of 162 games and playoffs, but how he manages a clubhouse probably matters a great deal (see also: Francona, Terry in September 2011).

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your last assertion is based on speculative bullshit.

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Oct 24, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its tough for me to have an opinion on other managers unless I see a fair amount of them

So I have pretty firm opinions on the NLWest managers (LOL Jim Tracy) and the managers who have had teams in the playoffs the past few years.

Of those managers I’d probably only want Joe Maddon over Bochy out of that group.

And Ozzie Guillen because he would amuse me.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take TLR over Bochy

He seems to have similar strengths and weaknesses to Bochy, but he’s got a much better track record.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TLR is an asshole

I know that doesnt really matter in reality, but in fantasyland where I get to pick the manager I would want nothing to do with him

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To each his own.

I like Tony.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

For being, you know, scientifically proveable and stuff. In fact, I’d say LaRussa may be a better exact opposite of Bochy than Ron Washington. Bochy seems to be a genuinely nice guy; he’d make a good neighbor. TLR seems like the type to argue over where your joint property line goes, and how loudly/often he can play his music.

"He has maybe one of the best arms I've ever seen; he could be playing by the concession stand and he's not out of position." - Andy Skeels, talking about 3B Chris Dominguez.

by Lyle on Oct 25, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too many four hour games with Tony at the helm.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon -they’ll introduce replay on every close call & take it to 5 and a half hours!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just win, baby

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiring TLR would be kind of fun if only to see the mayhem on these boards the first time Cain bats eighth or Tony uses six relievers to get out of the fourth inning

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers should bat 8th, dammit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

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Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that happened a couple times this year

I’d just forgotten when.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture is from 2010.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s the only time the Giants have ever done it, as far as I know.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like I got a picture of a unicorn!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 25, 2011 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMYYYYYY

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAAAY

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(also, I hope shanghaidad is doing well)

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The post-op bloating has been relieved and apparently just an hour ago it seems the portion of intestine that was rejoined together after the operation is functioning again, which was the whole point of the operation, so it seems optimistic!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Sending more healing vibes to your dad. That does not sound fun at all.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great news!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s to continued success!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear lord no. TLR takes Bochyness to a whole new level.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I couldn’t decide on the vote, because while I am not super excited he’s manager, I don’t want him unemployed either because there are some definite worse candidates out there. For instance: the two managers currently in the world series.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping “Manage the Dodgers” was an option.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had Joe Maddon.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS^

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veterans. ugh
But Bochy’s penchant for veteran love moved from “annoying” to “negligent” asinine this year.

by Bar None on Oct 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, before we start the month of Rollins

/swoon

He’d have a million triples in AT&T.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamstrings of polenta.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Polenta?

Love that guy.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Pawlenty?

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Oct 24, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooooo boring

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polenta Day Fund!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes plz.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his hamstrings would explode.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s expensive

by Bar None on Oct 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the million triples, he is free to go legless.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be lucky for one triple before something on his body explodes.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 24, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would I?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah? What about a potential MVP?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never cared much for those cheesy fiber optic lamps.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Past a Diving Michael Young is one of my favourite SBN usernames

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

REYES AND PUJOLS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIELDER TOO!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

I think Bochy playing vets is less of an issue than the GM signing vets to multi million dollar deals and they A. assume they get to start everyday with that contract and B. they suck the place up

No manager is perfect, but he is mostly pretty good.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well yes in the grand scheme of things

Brian Sabean is far more the problem than Bruce Bochy is

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think that Bochy has been much more of a problem for the past couple years than Sabean

The post-Bonds era has seen a much different and more intelligent Sabean and a manager who refuses to play a lot of the good players his GM give him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both teamed up to acquire and then play Orlando Cabrera.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No GM is perfect

But Sabean’s track record since 2008 is pretty damn good, in terms of player development and team success.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bruce Bochy sign Tejada and give Huff that contract?

Because those were the two players that Bochy let play for far too long.

And Orlando Cabrera..well nothing needs to be said there

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada wasn’t going to be great, but last offseason he had been above-average his whole career (with the exception of the first half of 2010 with Baltimore; he rebounded nicely after being traded to San Diego). There was no reason to think that he would crater. It wasn’t a bad signing.

The Huff contract was acceptable, too. I certainly didn’t disapprove of it at the time. $11 million translates to about 3 fWAR, and Huff has exceeded that number several times; he was worth twice that in 2010.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. It was a panic signing once Uribe got poached, while JJ Hardy, Scutaro and Bartlett were still in play, not to mention other free agent scraps. It was also a gross overpay, although at least Sabean has toned down the years on the savvy vet deals these days. Also, if Baltimore Houston and San Diego don’t want the player, maybe a little evaluation should be put into that side of things.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baltimore, Houston and San Diego didn’t want Tejada because a one-year deal for a shortstop didn’t fit their needs; none of them contended this year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no reason to think that he would crater. It wasn’t a bad signing.

Perhaps not his bat, but there was every reason to think that he’d be flirting with replacement level if asked to play shortstop. He was signed to play a defensive position her was no longer proficient enough to play.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he was 37. That’s certainly a reason to think he MIGHT crater.

by Monkeyking42 on Oct 24, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s still asinine at times (see Cabrera, Orlando), but I do think that he’s improved in recent years.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera was a total panic move

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so obviously awful. And then it turned out to be even worse.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think somebody wondered what the season would have been like if Fontenot didn’t go down like 0-4 or 0-5 with runners in scoring position that one game. Did Bochy and Sabean lose so much confidence in him that they traded for Cabrera and then banished Fontenot?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The issue with Fontenot at SS as always been defense.

I don’t think they’d have ever been comfortable with him there, even if he hit well. And I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t just Bochy’s decision.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL too short for shortstop!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“a lot of the good players”?

Please name them, because I seriously doubt that it amounts to “a lot.” Maybe “the occasional,” but you make it sound like the Giants would have had a much better offense the last three years if Bochy had played the right guys on the Giants’ bench, and that’s very far from accurate.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Sabean was dealt a crap hand this year. We can’t really blame him for all of the injuries, but at the same time we can blame him for how he chose to try and work around them. At the same time, I do feel like Bochy lost us a few more games. I have trouble believing the offensive output wouldn’t have been different if we hadn’t led off Aaron Rowand almost every day, batted Cabrera 5th-7th (or even played him at all for that matter), kept Huff batting 5th over Belt, etc.

by boonitez on Oct 24, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs ATL August 18th. Lincecum vs Mike Minor:

Ross
Cabrera
Sandoval
Huff
Tejada
Schierholtz
Rowand
Stewart

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lost 1-0, too. Timmeh’s 5th 1-0 loss of the year or something like that

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really thought Tim was going to go over and clock Cabrera right there on the field.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like MadBum was about to clock Tejada earlier in the year. For all the talk about the Catchers being comfortable, how about the damn shortstops?

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

er Catchers making the pitchers comfortable. Or something like that.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even the worst lineup of that roadtrip

Wasn’t there one that was like…

Rowand
Cabrera
DeRosa
Huff
Belt
Ross
Whiteside
Fontenot

I remember there being one game against the Astros where the LOLness of the lineup actually kind of ruined my entire day.

by boonitez on Oct 24, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a lineup that included Stewart, Cabrera & Burriss or something like that?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repressed memories…

by boonitez on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, folks. I had managed to put all this put of my head…. Aaaarrrggggggghhh

by Bar None on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not what you were looking for, but here's the June 11 lineup

Burriss 2B
Tejada 3B
Huff 1B
Ross LF
Schierholtz RF
Rowand CF
Crawford SS
Whiteside C
Lincecum P

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Oct 24, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

July 20 is pretty terrible too

Torres
Fontenot
Rowand
Ross
Belt
Burriss
Stewart
Crawford
Lincecum

Shockingly, this lineup only managed three hits and lost 1-0.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Oct 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 19, when everyone spontaneously got injured

Posted as Baggs posted it:

CF Rowand
2B 3B DeRosa
3B Sandoval LF Ross
LF Ross RF Schierholtz
RF Schierholtz 1B Huff
1B Huff SS Tejada
SS Tejada C Stewart
C Stewart 2B Fontenot
P Vogelsong

Vogelsong was arguably one of the top 4 hitters in that lineup.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 second basemen? Or did Frodo play 3rd?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to strike out the 2B for DeRosa instead of the 3B, my bad.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the "Best" ones are being taken

June 7 (they scored a run):

Torres
Gillaspie
FSanchez
Huff
Schierholtz
Rowand
Crawford
Stewart
JSanchez

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one still has Belt. I vote for June 11.

Maybe there should be a fanpost/poll for worst lineup of the year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a cool article on how a baseball trade goes down here

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/anatomy-of-a-baseball-trade-10202011.html

It’s centered on the Braves trade for Bourne and gives the play-by-play of how a trade happens.

I can’t help but think that the team that seems to have tried to acquire Bourne a little too late was the Giants.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

And yes it was a great article

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by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourn

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was inside the margin of error

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty outfielder!

a.k.a. a white dude who can’t hit very well

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hadn't the Giants already acquired Beltran

When the Bourn trade happened? I don’t know what the Giants could even have offered for Bourn at that point. Belt + Hembree? That would have been pretty hard to swallow.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

we wouldnt have gotten Bourne for anything less than Gary Brown. I’m glad it never happened. Happy we didn’t waste Brown on a player who wouldn’t have made a big enough difference to get us to the playoffs. If anything, it would have made the Orlando Cabrera and Huff/Belt sagas even more maddening.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the NFL doesn’t stop all the replays, penalties and crappola it won’t matter.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like replay.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But the reviewing every scoring play has taken it too far

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by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It’s getting annoying.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’m in favor of the most replay possible, so it’s cool with me.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it!

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by Ott on Oct 24, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really ruins the game from an entertainment standpoint

But I have redzone channel so I dont care that much.

Too often no we get…

TD- Review (commercial)- Extra Point- Commercial- Kickoff- Commercial

That’s obscene

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by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if too many commercials is new

Replays at least prevent a team out of challenges to get burned on flukey score.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make it any less annoying.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am with DFA Rowrow

I have red zone. When team scores I usually hit the jump button and watch action for the next 3-4 minutes. A blown TD call can ruin an entire game, I am willing to spend an extra 5 minutes a game to cut the chances way down.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the challenge system worked just fine

Forced coaches to be smart with them.

And again I’m talking about it from an entertainment perspective. A blown call once in awhile doesnt ruin the game from an entertainment perspective for me. This bullshit does.

However, I have Red Zone channel and barely watch the MNF or SNF games so I don’t really care all that much. I just feel bad for all the suckers who have to deal with it

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by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commercial after kickoff is super annoying

Why do they do that? I’d rather they just give each team a couple extra timeouts per half and get rid of that horror.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE that too. It’s one of those things that makes me want to sometimes smack people who think there’s way more action going on in football than baseball

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s what I was referring to.
OH YAY !!!! MY TEAM SCORED A TOUC…..
oh wait.. they are reviewing it
hmmm
they couldn’t possibly over turn it could they?
it looked like he caught it
why is it taking so long?
ah, there’s the official
oh good it counts
now, where was I?
HDOWN!!! Yay?

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I happily take the delay in exchange for increased accuracy.

I think they should check every close fair/foul call and every close play at a base.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks. It is just a game after all. Why does it have to be completely, 100% accurate?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the games should be decided by the players.

Every time.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to untelevised College game is way to get faster game

TV breaks always break up a game. What is 5 more minutes out of 3 hours?

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So 1,000 inconsequential replays is worth a few consequential plays per year? If so, where does one draw the line?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You draw the line rationally

If there’s any question about a play, review it. If there isn’t, don’t.

And yes, 1,000 inconsequential replays is worth a few consequential ones. A modified Blackstone’s formulation, if you will.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So balls and strikes? Foul tips?

IMO watching a bunch of replays is not fun. Sure, bad calls can be maddening but they equal out in the long run.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think balls and strikes should be done by robots and cameras, personally.

But until they have that system, no, balls and strikes shouldn’t be subject to replay.

Foul tips? I mean, if someone tips a ball and the catcher doesn’t catch it and he’s called out anyway, then yes, that should be replayed.

You shouldn’t be called out if you’re not out.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am with this here

Give umps behind the plate a pager with 2 colors. It is his option to use it, especially for close pitches. You can’t argue and he is only person who gets to see it. Graded how accurate they are, so there is incentive to use it.

Foul tips… only if managers challenge it. I would give maybe 1 challenge a game.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see a Lou Pinella type go out and argue with a robot, kicking dirt all over him as he does so.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/spits on robot; robot malfunctions and kills everyone

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope none of this happens.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

With PITCHf/x there’s no reason to put up with bad calls anymore.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think this, but now I think it sounds better than it really is.

Right now, umpires fudge significantly on strike 3 and ball 4. If we went to a compute strike caller, the number of walks and K’s would shoot up, causing balls in play to drop. It would also heavy impact finesse pitchers who make their money by throwing to corners and “stretching” the strike zone.

Basically, the day you move to artificial pitch calling is the day every pitcher becomes a fire baller and balls in play drop notably. Aestheticaly, it will be a bad day for baseball.

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by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would also make the game faster.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How?

Batters don’t argue much over balls/strikes, and even the most leisurely umpire aren’t taking minute to nail down a ball/strike call.

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by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the robot umpire would have a laser that would zap the pitcher if he takes longer than 30 seconds between pitches.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, no.

You’d still have an umpire to call plays at the plate, time out, quick pitches, catcher’s interference, etc.

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by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the robot won’t delay the game by not being willing to call the 3rd strike.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can still have lasers though right?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of death ray is called for, certainly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death ray, fiddlesticks!

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by EliminateMe on Oct 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes note to upgrade to death ray compatible fiddlesticks

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

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by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll certainly change the game

But we’ll adjust to the new reality, and I think the fundamental fairness outweighs what we’re giving away.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When one of those plays could decide a win/loss?

a playoff spot/missing the playoffs?
Championship/no championship?

Yeah I can sit through another pine sol commercial.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE NAPOLI

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I agree with you in principal about he foul/fair and close plays at a base I don’t see how it can work. In football the plays that are reviewed are for lack of a better word “terminal” plays. But in baseball these plays being reviewed could easily be at the beginning of a play and reviewing fair/foul would either a) unfairly benefit the defensive team and/or b) involve subjective placements of runners by the umpires when a fair ball is called foul and reviewed to be fair.

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they would obviously be reviewed after the play was over.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But so you only review balls that are called fair but are actually foul? That would seem like it benefits the defensive team an unfair amount.

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You also review balls that are called foul but are actually fair. And then, I guess, just award them the same way you do ground rule doubles. Would that be so terrible?

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When there’s a call on the field, though, that affects the play. If a ball is called foul but may be under review, then the players have to treat it as though it were fair. That seems… unnecessary.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

If it’s called foul, the play on the field immediately stops, just like it does now. Then, if upon review, it’s determined to be fair, you take the appropriate action. Players only have to do exactly what they do now – act based on what the umpires on the field say. Only after everything has stopped would anything be reviewed.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds terrible. What about fast runners vs slow runners? Is the umpire to decide if a player would have been able to stretch it to a triple or does everyone just get a double?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I think it would make sense to award them like ground rule doubles

But I’m not interested in the minutiae. That’ll be worked out by someone else. But the overall principle of whether or not close plays in baseball should have replay? Of course they should.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m not interested in the minutiae.

Isn’t that exactly why you want replay?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant in the minutiae of how bases would be awarded under a replay system.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would appropriate action mean? Everybody gets one base?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then, I guess, just award them the same way you do ground rule doubles.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree necessarily with the premise that review should be, efficiently, all over the sport. This particular application just sounds too wiggly.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

But if you don’t want to use replay to determine fair/foul… what do you want it for? That seems to me like one of the best places to use it.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe/out seems like the biggest one to me.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I have no idea how umpires get away with miserable calls like the safe call from Game 3 a couple days ago.

by boonitez on Oct 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I am cool with all the calls being correct.

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by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with NFL review is the way they do it. Review should not be a coaching strategy, and it should not come from the field judge. Getting the call right should not cost a time out. And there is nobody who wants to overturn a call less than the guy who just made it in front of 60,000 hostile screaming fans. It should be performed in a booth by a person extensively trained to do it well within 15 seconds. If the play is unclear after 15 seconds, the field call should stand.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey (I’m sure mymclife will appear and explain this more betterly) has a centralized “war room” where there’s a replay official watching games. I think I’ve only seen goals reviewed.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here!

And yes, there is a Toronto “war room” where it has officials that review all the plays in all the games. However, there are only a few times when the war room will be consulted: goals (unless the goal was waved off because of a whistle or an intent to blow the whistle), the clock, and supplementary discipline (the Shanaban, which has come to replace the Wheel of Justice). Penalties, offsides, and other stuff is left up to the on-ice officials, who do get regularly evaluated and disciplined in case of incompetence.

Goal reviews tend to take a while, but that’s because trying to see a small black puck fully cross a goal line is sometimes impossible. NFL reviews generally don’t have the same issue – it’s a lot easier to see a football than a puck.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that if they just do it in the upstairs booth, it could be much faster and smoother but they want to coordinate with somebody in the field. And I agree, if it’s taking more than 30 seconds to decide what’s happened, somebody’s overdoing it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty good

I’ve always wondered why white hat needs to review the calls personally. It’s not as though he reviews every call the back judge makes; the referee has to trust the other members of his crew.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the salary cap (and floor) severely diminishes the “money” part, but there’s been quite an advancement in advanced football metrics recently.

by JSing on Oct 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

But do you think that those new stats are being looked at by front offices in football?

Because I get the feeling that there are a hell of a lot more Sabeans than Beanes in football. Whatever intangibles exist in baseball (heart, grit, experience), I’d imagine that they’re valued even more in football.

by Lisa Stevens on Oct 24, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN has partnered with the NFL to force all of their coaches to use Total QBR exclusively when it comes to quarterback evaluation.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am dumb about this stuff. My thinking is that football is too chaotic to get the same sort of analysis as baseball, a “cleaner” game in terms of play-by-play action.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally, my reasoning with football stats is that the team “noise” that always gets so much concern is the kind of thing that washes out pretty well when you get adequate samples. And where it doesn’t, common sense can take you the rest of the way. The problem with football is that it’s a small sample sport. There’s very little over the course of the 16 game season that happens a statistically stable number of times.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also way behind where baseball is so it’s not nearly as integrated into the sport, or at least from a sports writer standpoint. A lot of times, including the 49ers have a stathead on board to try and do Moneyball but it’s not treated in the same way. Maybe if somebody did a book about Paraag Marathe, that’ll change.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see what could be undervalued in football. I guess that’s the point.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of things

Just judging by the number of times teams punt on fourth down when they shouldn’t, I’m guessing there are a lot of inefficiencies floating around.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the other issue with football stats in the advanced sense is that most of the good work being done is aimed at weighting play types by situation, rather than weighting result types by score value (for example, wOBA measures results – single, double, etc. – by their statistical run values, while DVOA measures value in terms of situation – first and ten in the first quarter of a tied game vs. third and long when you’re up by 15 in the fourth).

That makes a lot of the good work being done with football stats very hard to interpret correctly. wOBA: easy. Players with higher wOBA contributed more on a per-at-bat basis to run scoring than those with a lower wOBA. No mess, no fuss.

Players with a higher DVOA, though, were used more efficiently in highly weighted situations, which can be largely independent of performance value. Which is why – and this is my classic example – Chris Ivory had a higher DVOA than Adrian Peterson in 2010. He wasn’t a better performer. He was simply asked to perform in better situations.

What the NFL really needs is a results-based, score-value driven stat which trusts that team noise washes out over time (akin to wOBA). Because that would be so much easier to interpret.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is also why Total QBR is going to be such a crock. No matter how rigorous ESPN was in developing the model (which is up for debate anyway), they choose to represent it as a measure of performance. That means that nobody who doesn’t know better will ever, ever, ever, ever actually use it correctly.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So DVOA would be like WPA, then?

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe RE24/boLI.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar, at least.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this makes some sense to me.

Is this why I’ve heard (more and more) that going for it on 4th down more often is a better strategy than always punting?

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the 4th down thing is a more straighforward probability question, but the two do seem related nonetheless.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is correct. Somebody did that math and figured that if there’s a high probability that a team could get a first down on a 3rd and 3, that probability doesn’t significantly go down (if it all) if it’s a 4th and 3

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it's an EPA question

(Expected Points Added) … what coaches tend to do is overestimate the penalty for failing to get the first down around mid-field…

It’s even worse in the red zone – because (unless there there are clock considerations) you should never kick a FG inside the 10 – because the EP of turning it over on downs is +2 (given the terrible field position for your opponent) for you anyway, while kicking the FG is only +2 (3 X chance you make + ~0.5 point against or so for the ensuing kickoff)

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There seems to be a lot of interest in punts lately, like when to punt and when not to punt and how most people punt in places where it’s more advantageous to go for it. Don’t know if it’s stat related (which is what I’m guessing) but I’m seeing debates over it pop up all over the place

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it may be too…cuzza that college or highschool football coach who doesn’t even have a punter on his team. It was a story in the news awhile back. They always, out of necessity go for it on 4th down -or kick a field goal.

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPA is not that far off. EPA has the same problem as DVOA is that if you get say, lots of carries in the 4th quarter of blowouts you will have bad rate numbers.

Or you can probably de-leverage WPA somehow. I was emailing with Brian of advancedfootballstats about this.

But in general – you cannot partition credit between players at all. Or rather, you can – but not in any believable way.

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to learn more about EPA. I think this is not the first time you’ve mentioned it.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

simple version

is just the future points value of your current field position. Not sure if and how the time remaining (really number of future drives) is worked in.

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grantland has a good post today using stats to break down Tim “Jesus” Tebow’s last minute rally to show that considering how badly the Dolphins botched things, it wasn’t that miraculous of a rally or at least Montana-esque.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been getting into Football analysis a little

What is incredibly difficult – impossible maybe – in football is to divvy up credit among the players on the field. However, the analysis is quite tractable on a play-by-play or situation level. Some advanced football analysis:

I think what would be really impressive is computed-aided analysis of the all-22 film. I assume that that teams already do this… but independent analysts don’t have access to the film (yet).

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

Whether a stats-driven shift makes sense in handegg and whether it will happen I think are two separate questions. There was a blog piece in the WSJ a while ago (may be behind pay wall) which observed that stats-driven analysis is even happening in soccer — and despite the fact that it isn’t clear that what they’re measuring makes sense. Which is all to say that things are not always done for scientific reasons, even (presumably) “scientific” analysis.

Part of what may be happening is less a statistical revolution in sports and more a financial revolution in sports — that’s what comes to mind with the title of Jonah Keri’s book, for instance. Financial types have to figure out how to fiscally evaluate things that no one had bothered to measure precisely before and they use stats to do it.

by non sequitur on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve wondered about that and it seems like soccer might be the hardest one to do stats for considering the lack of things "happening (I love soccer so I don’t mean it in a negative way). I wonder, and kind of hope, that Everton or Fullham or even Tottenham figures out some Billy Beane system of rating under-valued soccer players and takes them up to the Big Boy level.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is room for statistical analysis in soccer. It’s pretty shocking when you go on an established EPL team’s fan forum. Once you get past all the racism (I’m serious, it’s a huge problem over there), the evaluation of players is practically caveman-level. There’s a lot of jeans selling, lots of talk about “class” and whatnot. I’m sure the top managers do employ some sort of advanced stats report, like how many yards a player runs, pass completion percentage, tackles completed, etc. Ironically, I would bet you the teams that do use it are the world-class teams like Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, Barcelona, etc. Most of the smaller clubs either are run by “old-school” men or simply can’t afford to employ a stats guy.

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by Murray, Present on Oct 24, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you get past all the racism (I’m serious, it’s a huge problem over there),

Alas, yes. I just read an interesting book comparing sports cultures in the U.S. and Europe. Part of the reason you don’t see the same type of stuff over here is that there’s virtually no nationalist dimension to American sports. Yeah, we get excited for the Olympics and increasingly the World Cup, but we’re still apathetic about the FIBA championships and the WBC. All our energies are directed to the Big 4, which are heated but parochial.

by non sequitur on Oct 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Thanks for that video

I knew there was a problem but I didn’t know it was so widespread.

They raise an interesting point about the fact that there has never been a widespread Civil Rights movement in Europe.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class is a big issue in the UK, with football being a particularly working class sport.

Also, I’d like to argue that racism is way less in the EPL than in southern and eastern europe.

Clubs like Bolton (and managers like Sam Allardyce) are famed for having a very techy approach to the game, when he became manager of Newcastle he brought all of his team of analysts with him, so it’s not just the big clubs.

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by Deleuzian on Oct 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that ESPN piece I linked to was focused more on the ultras in La Liga and Serie A. The EPL just has hooligans, I guess.

by non sequitur on Oct 24, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Financial types have to figure out how to fiscally evaluate things that no one had bothered to measure precisely before and they use stats to do it.

fuckers! OCCUPY THEY ASS!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Oct 24, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

POTENZIANO!!!!!!!!!!

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants are at the very least getting back an elliptical machine from the Pirates.

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by Kitspool on Oct 24, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

Ben Potenziano traded for Andrew McCutchen

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/McCutchen shows up weak and in poor shape

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 24, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I sold my hair to get YOU a comb!

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bridge School Benefit

Did anyone else make it down there? Quick thoughts: Devendra Banhart sucks, always has sucked and will likely continue to suck. Beck and Eddie Vedder were good. Mumford and Sons were really good. Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds were incredible. Arcade Fire was good but by that time I had been at the venue for six hours, had spent four hours traveling before hand and I was incredibly drunk off $11 beers, so I kind of just wanted to go home.

by JSing on Oct 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

We’ll have to agree to disagree, but I’ll admit that I probably don’t have the ability to judge Dave objectively. I’d recommend AF live, definitely.

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Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds were incredible.

Was it just them or was it the whole band?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Dave and Tim. I’ve seen DMB a number of times but this was my first Dave and Tim show. Much different and much better than I expected.

by JSing on Oct 24, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sounds good. I once had a live album that was just those two. The last few times I’ve seen DMB they had Tim playing with them. It was awesome both times.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there yesterday...

Tony Bennett was the highlight for myself (LOL OLD!) – can’t believe his pipes are still so thrilling at 85 years of age and watching Count Basie’s old drummer, Harold Jones, pound it out was a treat as well.

I really enjoyed Beck at the Bridge again…‘tis funny, I’ve seen him at the BSB before and I dig it because due to the stripped down style of the gig he seems to default to playing selections from the moody/Americana’ish record that I’m most familiar with. The funky rave-up tune that closed the set was great as well, though hearing him and Neil come together on “Pocahontas” was a goose flesh moment for certain.

Loved Eddie Vedder (Beck joined for GP’s “Sleepless Nights”), Foo Fighters were enjoyable, Mumford & Sons had a bunch of energy though I wandered around a bit, Dave Matthews doesn’t do anything for me but must tip my cap to Tim Reynolds for hanging in there and somehow playing through all those bizarre times & phrasing that Dave digs. Arcade Fire was new to me…interesting, eclectic, Canadian. Neil joined them for a nice take on “Helpless.”

Weather was gorgeous, scene was PACKED…glad we had seats. Certainly not the best BSB I’ve ever attended…but for the 25th Annual – a great time was had.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just becuase

Dodgers cut ticket prices to lowest they have been in decades and have lost 10,000 season ticket holders since 2007. http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/24/dodgers-lost-10000-season-ticket-holders-this-year/

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by say hey nation on Oct 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The Javier Lopez-against-righties thing from earlier this season was a little strange

It wasn’t just earlier this season, though. It was the entire season. Javier Lopez had a platoon disadvantage a higher percentage of the time than Lincecum, Cain, Vogelsong, and Wilson. Those are all guys who, as a manager, you cannot easily control the platoon disadvantage and who, as an opposing manager, you can.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I do recall a period where Lopez didn’t pitch much at all for, like, a month. Perhaps I just don’t remember the late-year use particularly well.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s the month you don’t remember!

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that month was September.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, his usage was ver LOOGY-ish in September

He did pitch a lot of full inning in August, when Romo went down, and a few in April. He also seemed to be Bochy’s go-to arm in extra innings, pitching more than one inning in those situations 4 times.

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by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was barely used in September, I mean.

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by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a manager is like an umpire, the less you notice him the better. A manager can f**k up a ballgame just like an umpire can. Putting out the best lineup, putting a hit & run on, and putting in the right pitcher/pinch hitter in can go un-noticed if it just seems like the most logical decision at the time. Anything out of the norm sends up the signal of “What the f**k is this guy thinking?”

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by ResDog on Oct 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I don’t like Bochy. His lineup decisions are atrocious. It makes up for the good he does.

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by ResDog on Oct 24, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts in Darren Ford

/Darren Ford is caught stealing

/wonders how they knew Ford would be stealing

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pinch runs whiteside

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was mocked here at the time...

…but Whiteside actually runs pretty well. I noticed him a couple times on the bases this year and he’s surprisingly fast. Posey, on the other hand, is pretty much a tutrle and the only reason we don’t notice it more is because he replaced Molina. The decision to PR Whiteside was based on some reasoning.

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 25, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The truth of this will have no effect on the narrative.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 25, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a while Darren Ford became an automatic out.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like after the first two times?

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by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Players seem to like and respect him or something"

what the heck does that " or something" mean?
i cant imagine the players, other than Huff, liking Bochy’s nutty moves any more than the fans did.
I also can’t imagine the players, mainly the SPs, being anything other than very disappointed on the wins. well, the LACK of wins. Which most would put a lot of the blame on Bochy for

by orange velvet on Oct 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OCCUPY “or something”!!

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

stats or it doesn’t exist

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPIRICIST

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by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAND UP TO EMPIRICAL OPPORESSION! OCCUPY SPREAD SHEET!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/copy-pastes sparkly unicorns on spreadsheet

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by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t Bochy pretty much lose control of the team towards the end there, leading to the collapse? I’m sure every other player knew just how bad Cabrera and Huff were, and wondered why they got special treatment

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to remember the team “collapse” happening in August, followed by spirited play down the stretch in September…albeit to little too late. Doesn’t sound like a “lost” squad to me.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey they didn’t even do the traditional rookie hazing this season… wtf is up with that?!?! That’s a sign of a tired, dispirited ball club!

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, the collapse began back at the end of June during that road trip that included visiting the White House.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh…don’t remind me…that National series was brutal.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER 25 JOBS RUINED BY OBAMA

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBAMA LINKED TO DEATH OF STEVE

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBAMA TO STEVE: FUCK YOU, BUDDY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘leading to the collapse’?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

causing the collapse?

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by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which late collapse?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

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#SFGiants 2B Joe Panik connects on his first AFL homer, a two-run shot in the second. Scottsdale on top of Peoria 2-1 in the third.

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by GiantPain on Oct 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I somewhat give Bochy the benefit of the doubt this season as he was doing a lot of triage work, dealing with injuries and basic suckitude.. With everybody going down and everybody slumping, he was at points just trying to do something, anything, to get things going, whether it be a player or the team. Bochy wasn’t known for liking to bunt but because the team was in so many one-run games, he bunted more, he used Vroom a lot more than he could. In other words, due to the injuries and everything else, he was making a lot of shit up as he went along because he had no choice

Keep in mind too that Wilson might have been more hurt than they let on. Same with Romo. Maybe Fontenot got the Ebola that kept him from playing for months at a time? Was Torres just regressing or was his ADD really affecting him? Was Beltran and Pablo more hurt than was let on too? There’s a lot that went on that we really don’t know.

That said, there was enough weird things to make you wonder. Where did Frodonot go? Why Cabrera? Why the long leash for Huff and what happened to Belt? WHY CABRERA?

I’m not saying he’s a great manager or one of the best but it’s hard to judge anybody this past season because it was just such a mess of a season. I don’t think TLR and Casey Stengel’s love child could have done that much better.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What bugs me about Bochy

is stupid hit & runs. With the pitcher at the plate, no less!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Play distribution aside, running into outs was the absolute most frustrating thing for me.

I recall looking at some percentages, and finding that some of the worst double play hitters will hit into double plays less often than some of the best base stealers will get thrown out at second. So, protecting against the double play with a hit and run is pretty lousy. If the batter strikes out, your DP percentage just went up. If he doesn’t, the forced swing will probably cost good contact, anyway.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is what I was sort of talking about above. Bochy usually doesn’t do hit and runs or bunts but if you’re team is having trouble scoring a run- just a run— you have to do hit and runs and bunts as a way to somehow manufacture runs. If the team had a better offense, he probably wouldn’t have done it so much. The problem, though, is that the Giants are always lousy at fundamentals so they’re not very good at even basic things like hit and running and bunting.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps howie’s point is that hit & runs aren’t actually better at “manufacturing runs” (how i hate that term), so why employ them? I really don’t see how having someone who is bad at hitting intentionally swing at whatever is there just to make contact is going to improve the team in any way.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t help people who are good at hitting, either.

That is a secondary aspect of my point. My main point is specifically targeted at hit and runs that are designed to avoid the double play, because this was the kind of hit and run that Bochy put on INCESSANTLY. It really doesn’t help.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants had 51 CS

Only 85 SBs. 62.5% is not coming close to breaking even, even in the low run environment of the 2011 Giants.

For comparisons, the Giants were 8th in CS but only 24th in SB. Only the White Sox and Cardinals had a worse SB success rate, and the Cardinals didn’t run very much, so really only the White Sox were worse about giving away outs on the basepaths.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Station to station team that doesn’t hit home runs. Those CS stats are terrible. They need to hire Davey Lopes and take the call away from Bochy.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

….and so it begins…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins fund is getting filled.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is not worth 16 mil

Lidge is not worth 12.5 mil either

I would not be surprised to see them both resign…

Or Oswalt might go to someone like the…. Rangers

Lidge is big question mark, I would be surprised to see him sign more than a year on a get good contract.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Roy, buddy. Letter2 here. Yeah, I just heard. Awful. Listen, I got a place for you…San Francisco? No, we’re good. I meant my house.”

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is good with the pitching staff

Much better than Alou or Baker.

But Rowand led off 46 times and Tejada hit 2nd 20 times. Just so bad.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Aaron Rowand. Fuck that guy. And Bochy, for playing him. Ever. At any spot in the lineup.

by Every6thDay on Oct 24, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going to post the Rowand got 350 or so at bats. Sheesh.

And the way Belt was treated was a crime.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just did a fanpost called “Contrast the Offseason” – here it is…

Tejada’s 343 and Rowand’s 351 plate apperances. Tejada managed 230/270/596, Rowand 233/274/621. Both had 4 HRs, most in garbage time against tier 2 pitchers. Tejada managed 12 walks, Rowand 10. Good thing Warrior Spirit was LEADING OFF (46 times for those counting) and Tejada had some good ol’ 2 hole time (20 times) to “get him started”.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The amazing thing is that Tejada and Rowand weren’t even the worst calls by Bochy. The Giants devoted something like half of a season’s worth of at bats to position players who OPS’d under .500. People joke about having two pitchers in the lineup, but it’s rarely literally that bad. The Giants actually, literally devoted more than half a season to running out lineups with what was essentially two pitchers.

And sometimes, one of them was batting second.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and sometimes one of them wasn’t the one batting 9th

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by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is Belt’s split against lefties (51 plate appearances) 348/412/934

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more salt and pepper

No but really. Huff’s leash is supposed to be short next year. I think Belt will get way more at bats.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 24, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m of the mind Bork benched him vs LHP as much as possible to make himself look less stupid for saying lefties can’t hit lefties.

Can’t be showing up your manager by performing well, Brandon. Maybe someday you’ll be a good soldier.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a game against the Reds where Jonathan Sanchez was the fifth-best hitter in the lineup.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss got 150ish PA too.

That guy hit ONE extra base hit all season, a double. wRC+ of 36! Thats higher than Cabrera by 2 points! I guess we can’t blame playing Cabrera on Bochy too since Sabean picked him up so he could play. Although wasn’t there a time when Freddy Sanchez and Fontenot were injured but Keppinger wasn’t with the team yet? They had to play Burriss because they had nobody else.

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by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap

So this post hit at the same time I posted the interview with Gary Brown? Well, I’m at the office now, so you can all look it up yourselves. A leadoff hitter who thinks walks are overrated is perfect Giant material.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

or maybe he’s watched what has happened to other young players and decided he’d better not try to cheat the game?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I live next to this guy I might kill him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=UfcNoMnKjrY

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by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Next to? How about across the street!

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE IT IS IN RIVERSIDE

Wow that is crazy…. also that song is pretty overrated

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that song is terrible

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people have way too much time and money

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by j14 on Oct 24, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that is amazing.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy might not give up outs by bunting, but it doesn’t help if Freddy Sanchez does it instead.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just want to leave this here:

It somehow seems appropriate for the McC.

Click on the image for a larger view.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Someone on a blog said

there was a packet of Walt’s blue meth in the bunch of drugs that the redneck guy produced on The Walking Dead last night. Didn’t notice, is this true? If so, it’s the best thing about the episode.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until I'm done with Dance With Dragons

So I can go into the spoiled discussion thread.

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by Murray, Present on Oct 24, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t read it, and I’m thinking I’ll have to reread the whole series in order to have a clue what is going on in that. It’s been something like 7 years since I read the other books.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand those complaints about the series, but I never had a problem keeping track of time and place while reading Game of Thrones.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t remember what was going on three chapters after I read it. I found myself turning to Wikipedia every few chapters or so

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so simple!

Cersei is in King’s Landing of course, Jaime has been sent to Riverrun, where Brynden Blackfish is holding out against a Lannister siege, Jon Snow is at the Wall, Dorne is sandy and hot, and all the Greyjoys are at the kingsmoot. Duh!

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by Murray, Present on Oct 24, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And Dany is unpacking Orientalism!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
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by free f.p. #14 on Oct 24, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's mostly misinformed

not dumb. There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dumber?

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the good not great of dumb

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by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 24, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, I’m not the guy reusing the lineup that has Napoli batting 8th…

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol?
just reported on ESPN, Tebow has 2 comeback wins in of 14 or more points in 4 starts, Elway had 2 in 231 starts, just the facts

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenny Stabler had 109

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Snake 4evah!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he was drunk for 28 of those!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEBOW FOR PRESIDENT

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT HIM

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should the bronze bust they obviously should be working on right now for the Hall of Fame include a halo or leave it off?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because Elway didn’t usually get himself into situations where he is losing by 14 points, something Tim Tebow is very good at doing.

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To give him his due, the Dolphins are looking like a potential 1-15 team so it’s not like he did that against a team that could win more than 3 to 4 games.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Tebow was the Anti-Lebron in that game… bad for 3 quarters and good for the fourth… I want the guy to succeed but he really hasn’t been spectacular in the NFL

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must be a repository somewhere of phrases that are synonymous with “just sayin’”.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

only iteratin'

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

simply explicatin'

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

some say (tm Fox News)

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST THE FACTS, BRO

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't give a rat's ass about football

but does the Niners’ season mean that it doesn’t matter how bad your quarterback is if you have a good coach?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Smith isn’t bad anymore.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith isn’t Ryan Leaf anymore

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is this possible? All I heard about preseason was that he was the worst quarterback that ever lived.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith? He was never that bad….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

in 2005 he was the worst QB that ever lived (although he may have been dethroned by Jemarcus).
However, the last couple years he has been pleasantly mediocre.

This year he has been a pretty average NFL QB with flashes of high competence.

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until he tanks in the first round of the playoffs, just when everybody has finally convinced themselves he’s OK.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll be pissed if they make it into the playoffs.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Niners are probably going to make the playoffs. They only have to win 5 more games to clinch a spot. (play .500 ball)

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Niners have a crazy good chance of making the playoffs. The defense is good. In the playoffs Smith might have to make some plays. And that might get ugly quick.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

given their remaining schedule, they have a good shot at a first round bye.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I think they make the playoffs but bow out early.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In reality they have to win much less than that

I think 3 gets them in almost definitely, and their schedule is about 75% cakewalk from here on out.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are probably

the 3rd or 4th best team in the NFC (After GB, NO, maybe Giants).

Defense and Special Teams count too.

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, 1 TD and 11 picks. I think I had just completely blocked out how terrible that season was.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the huge thing, he’s not throwing picks anymore. I love that

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been downright average for two years now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith is the Niners' version of Nate Schierholtz and Brandon Belt having a baby...

…plenty of shining moments and more than a few intangibles to point to when people say he sucks, but never really given the chance to perform consistently due to lousy management or other factors more or less out of his control.

New management is giving him a chance, and while he’s not the next Steve Young, the team is playing some decent football…at least, as far as this baseball fan can tell.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You don’t really have to look much further than the Colts this season to see just how much of a difference the QB can make.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it could be that a great QB can mask a mediocre coach/team.

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by mymclife on Oct 24, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Colts have been really bad at drafting the last three or four years so they don’t have the players on the team that could carry on without Manning. Plus, Caldwell is kind of an idiot and Manning basically ran the team anyways.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still just amazing how completely the team fell apart without him.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Colts were primed for a major collapse because Peyton was pretty much holding that team together but last night was ridiculous

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brees scored 42 points for my fantasy team.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 24, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol we were laughing about that score last night…didn’t even think about the fantasy football ramifications lol!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on the other end of it. Started the game down by 10, ended it down by enough I don’t even have to worry about tonight

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. The football coach does seem to have the most influence on the game of any of the “big four” sports coaches/managers.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has a huge impact in soccer… formation, substitutions, training, player purchases etc, player development…. etc etc

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by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I was referring to football/baseball/basketball/hockey.

I don’t know much about soccer. Their managers are in charge of purchasing/developing players? So it almost like a dual role.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players can turn pro at a very young age in soccer so you can have somebody as young as 16 or so playing on a pro team… it is up to the manager and obviously his assistants if they want to loan them out for the season to a lesser club so they can get more experience playing or keep them on the squad for the year…. in soccer clubs have youth systems where kids are learning to play for the pro team from a very young age the manager wouldn’t be in charge of those. for player purchases the manager has a massive say in soccer.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think football coaches have the most to responsibility on them because football at this point is way more complicated than the other sports, although a lot of NFL head coaches let the assistant’s due the hard stuff and they at more as managers and make the big calls.

Always thought hockey would be the easiest coaching gig— figure out what line works best and throw them out there. I wish basketball coaches did that— just let the team play but now they all have designed plays the players have to follow which they call on the sideline.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get by with a sub-par quarterback if you have good coaching, good D, and a good running back.

But then having all those things makes you think “man, if only we had a passable quarterback!”

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by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. A good coach knows what a QB can and can’t do and builds everything around that. A bad coach thinks they can bring in Mike Martz in and have him turn into Kurt Warner in a few months. When teams with bad QBs win, like when the Raven’s won with Trent Dilfer, it’s mainly because other aspects of the team are good enough to survive and because the coach decides that one of the biggest things the offense should do is not let Dilfer throw the ball very much.

Plus, Harbaugh was a QB and understands the position better than a lot of coaches (like Nolan or Singletary) and can help him improve just through being coached up

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy cost the Giants the playoffs with the whole Huff/Belt saga and the everyday play of Orlando Cabrera.

Don’t ever forget the Cabrera…

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Bochy’s bullpen management, but the whole Huff/Tejada/Rowand/Cabrera thing probably cost the Giants the postseason. I can’t get past that.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of that is Sabean’s fault for not taking the veteran toys away, and being unprepared for injuries. They still should have snuck in the playoffs for sure.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Many people are at fault for them missing the playoffs, but none more so than Bork. They should have made the playoffs

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

they needed 5 wins to beat the Cards.

Cabrera neg 0.6 WAR
Huff neg 0.6 WAR
Tejada 0 WAR
Rowand 0.7 WAR

Assumptions: Tejada and Huff go into the season as starters, but are benched after 200 PAs. Fewer than that seems not fair to bochy.

Huff had about 600 so he goes from -0.6 to -0.2
his 400 PAs go to Belt for a +1.4, net +1.8 WAR.
except Belt was injured for a while, so lets dock him 0.5 WAR and assume a 0. +1.3

Tejada + Cabrera only got 477 PAs for -0.6 WAR. I would assume they get 1/2 that (30 for Cabrera), so -0.3 WAR (net +0.3).
But those 230 PAs go to… Crawford? +0.5 WAR. Net +0.8. Not sure how healthy Fontenot would be…

So we are at +2.1 WAR

Rowand got 371 PA. Since he’s Aaron Rowand I am going to assume that 150 PAs is the correct amount, and give the rest the Schierholtz. Who, of course, has never played CF. If that’s too much for Rowand you can give it Ross/DeRosa/Burrell who were all nearly as bad when you factor in defense. And while UZR may be not reasonable… you have to penalize these guys for not playing CF somewhat.

211 more PAs for Schierholtz – +0.80 WAR which is a net of only 0.4.

Total gain: 2.5 WAR
So, no I do not agree that the Giants make the playoffs under your scenario… even if you somehow replace Rowands defensive value (~0.5 WAR)… still miss the playoffs by a game or two.

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by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera literally cost the team at least 3 wins with bad defense late in the game, so call it 5.5 WAR. I know that’s not how it works but we make an exception here as stats cannot decipher just how bad he was.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hate is not frustrated love

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

anger is the enemy of instruction

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks…Todd.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to agree with you on clankmitt Cabrera. The Braves series in ATL comes to mind right away. Easily 3 games lost. Of course, Tejada did his damage too, mostly at the expense of MadBum.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY COULDN’T BEAT THE FUCKING ASTROS!!!
THEY LOST TO SOSA !!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t mix WPA and WAR. It doesn’t work like that.

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it work when Cabrera makes an error and the braves get a home town scored infield single?

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not forget that by the end of the season, Pablo was really hurting, Cody and Nate out for the season, Wilson was hurt but the extent of which we weren’t told, PtB was officially not going to happen, and Beltran took a few weeks to recover from his injury and start playing like he could. Huff/Tejada/Cabrera was a little insane but it might not have made a difference anyways because, like the rest of the season, it’s hard to win games when your best players can’t play.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this should go to the thread above

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson wasn’t very good this season even when ostensibly healthy. Whether he was hurt the entire season is another matter entirely.

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still leaning towards the whole TacoBell thing is a money making grab cuz the dude’s arm is toast, or maybe a tostada.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in an oblique as well…

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL! SELL!

More walks per 9 and fewer K per 9.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Cabrera cost the team 3 games late with shoddy glovework, not to mention his non-existence as a hitter. throw in the difference between Belt and Huff, that’s probably another 3 wins.

86 wins turned to 92 just by using common sense.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you can mix and match the way you’re doing.

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I can. You just don’t have to agree with it.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, you’re right, you absolutely can. It just loses all meaning when you do. I mean, you can add 1/2 + 3/4 to get 4/6, but that’s not how adding works either.

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by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1+1=3

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by Anonymous1337 on Oct 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subtracting Cabrera with Fontenot/Crawford and Belt with Huff is still a pretty pitiful team when you add all the injuries to the outfield and Wilson

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's also remember

that we could have had Torrealba in the line-up for a few months at the cost of Casilla. But Bochy said, no, we need catchers who can work with these particular pitchers, so don’t trade for a catcher. Of course, you have to blame Sabean for listening to him, too.

by mrs. owlcroft on Oct 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought that was a smokescreen for “we don’t want to pay Yorvit $3.25 million in 2012.”

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that they really really love Casilla and his new pitches he’s developed.

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my thinking too. Hell, if they signed Yorvit, maybe they wouldn’t have had the money to sign Beltran. Which brings us back to the very beginning

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT
After 18 years at the top of the tourist charts, San Francisco has slipped to No. 2 – behind Charleston, S.C. – as the favorite North American destination among the 29,000 readers of Condé Nast Traveler.

Charleston?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAR!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many people must have come in June/July and were scared off by the weather

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been there.

Fine airport for a two-hour layover.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TGWTWS and pissed America off.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

and FUCK YEAH

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

to quote FDR, “They are unanimous in their hate for me, and I welcome their hatred!”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah FDR

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably less homeless people peeing in the streets in Charleston.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But when you do see them peeing in front of your house they say, “Sorry, Ma’am!!”

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the problem with San Francisco

The homeless don’t freeze to death in the winter.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Oct 24, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think you have it bad

come to Santa Cruz. It’s a homeless heaven here. Homeless people come from all over the country because our cops are so nice to them.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some SF snob once described her reasons to me for why San Francisco is superior Sacramento. “There are too many homeless people in Sacramento!”

Of all the arguments to make….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In SF they are just citizens choosing to participate in an alternative lifestyle.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCCUPY THE SIDEWALK

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fewer

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE THE 99%!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about America’s preoccupation with ghosts. Charleston is # for haunting and the tourists know it.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Oct 24, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently tourists found SF to be unfriendly.

Personally, if every person I walked into on the street looked right at me and said Hi! How are you! with a smile, I’d freak out.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably stop saying “Go fuck yourself” when tourists ask me to take their picture.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I tell people where the Cliff House is. I mean, yeah, I do just turn around and point …

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to save some tourists from the beach flats here in Santa Cruz the other night. I am so glad they asked me directions. They were nice middle aged ladies, they would have scarred for life if they tried to find the beach by walking by all the crack dens and whores.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s what they were really looking for! You ageist you!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, she was grateful I steered her away from the “bad part of town.” They did say they wanted to get drunk, tho.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOL
fivethirtyeight Nate Silver
Theory: all GOP candidates but Romney are intentionally tanking in hope of drafting Andrew Luck.

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Oct 24, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hawt

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm also a little pissed off

the only World Series game I’ve seen was the 16-7 game, the worst one of the lot.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 24, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

During that game I was sitting is someone’s backyard with 70 other people, sitting on the lawn, sipping wine and enjoying the most pleasant evening weather I can remember in the Richmond, all whilst listening to John Vanderslice give a private concert. He is a very nice person.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a brief period a few years ago where John Vanderslice seemed to randomly show up on stage at every concert I went to. I think the dude just hung around backstage at Great American, waiting for someone to invite him out.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should try that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of places to hide backstage at the GAMH…give it a shot Johnny!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The downstairs warren does lend itself to skulking…

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it only works if you’re John Vanderslice, though.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SONOFA-

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only one I’ve been to was the 10-4 shellacking the Angels put on Livan. The other two games were epic in their ways but there was nothing epic at all at that game other than how frackin cold it was

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying, but I am saying!
I am not eating, but I am eating!
I am not typing, but I am typing!
I am not rosterbating, but I am rosterbating!
I am not propellering, but I am propellering!
I am not squashing your junk under my shoe, but I am squashing your junk under my shoe!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I am licking your toes, BUT I AM NOT LICKING YOUR TOES!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BACK TO LICKING MY TOES WORM

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“negligent”

I like that. it sums up Bochy’s managerial style possibly better than my words, “lazy” and, “cowardly”.

Like I have often said, Bochy seems to coddle the veterans so that he can get them to do his job for him – leading.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Oct 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"Almost" O-Face

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A RUSH!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BECOME A BETTER SMARTER VERSION OF MYSELF!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so high…

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 24, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like somebody just gave him some whip-its

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 24, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s the Goodyear blimp.”?

Over

by cybermaldonado on Oct 24, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins player passed gas

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh shit, where’s my vial?”

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a helluva drug…

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

He’s switched from cocaine to something out of Carlos Castaneda’s punch bowl.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTH?

This double-posted and didn’t even work!

It’s supposed to say: Apparently he’s switched from cocaine to something out of Carlos Castaneda’s punch bowl.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw it, and only once

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

SBN must be having some technical issues then.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURE IT IS

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, really

I don’t hit the hard stuff until I get home from work.

by taliesin on Oct 24, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s no moon… wait, it is.”

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walt & Jesse gave him a sample

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S ALL MADE OF STARS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then it dawned on him…argyle jerseys.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 25, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Focusing on just one flaw is like focusing on Pablo’s foot speed or Barry Zito’s hitting pitching.

by betterthanbochy on Oct 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get some hitlers to watch and we won't care who's managing

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by son of ggf on Oct 24, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

will they wax their mustaches regular?

by shankbone on Oct 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide whether to be amused by that typo.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they will have a final solution for the Giants offense.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SOON

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense will blitzkrieg the opposition.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always a good idea to keep a close watch on Hitlers.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two little Hitlers will fight it out
Until one little Hitler does the other one’s will.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I I I I will return
I I I I will not burn

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need my head examined
I need my eyes excited
I’d like to join the party
but I was not invited

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t cry for lost souls, you might drown
Dirty words for dirty minds
Written in a toilet town

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come people know this

but not TMBG song?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

now now… some people knew it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do! And your post made me sing it until my kid told me to stop.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have it in my head now. Thanks for the earworm, Merope!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least I accomplished something today!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had worse earworms in my life. Sure is a catchy tune!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will sign a non-aggression pact and then one of them will invade the other

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate dating.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Signing up for my last semester of law school classes

I can’t tell if it is just the senioritis or if there is really nothing I want to take next semester.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

My 3L I took a RICO class that turned out to be pretty awesome (didn’t hurt that my prof had been in the US Atty’s office in NY working mafia cases – he had some awesome wiretap transcripts).

And also, Sports and/or Entertainment Law is also kind of fun.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I specialize in IP I have already taken: Sports law, IP in the Entertainment industries, and TV & Film Law.

This semester I could choose between: Art & Cultural Property law (aka “Those Nazis stole our paintings”), Music Law, or Video Game & Social Media Law.

But of course all these classes require papers, are late at night, and are for only 1/2 units. Plus, I feel like if I take too many “fun” courses people will look at my transcript and laugh.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boalt Hall?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg katy perry and i have the same birthday
of course she got to have sex with matt thiessen

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I am less impressed by that than I am by her being related to the Hudson Brothers.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where're the space geeks?

the sun is a mass of incandescent gas…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

A gigantic nuclear furnace

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where hydrogen is made into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 25, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love that song. Plays on my pandora all the time.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s half empty!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PESSIMIST!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And other things!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS NOT WHAT THE NONEXISTENT TELEMETRY SAYS
 
 
also beautiful

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn't.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 25, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

SBN is freaking right the fuck out.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 24, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the iPhone app

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Oct 24, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many commenters on the toilet

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that or the Giants just signed Reyes

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s frustrating, but not the worst manager. I do wonder if they saw something in Belt’s personality, mechanics, or something else that just made them think he won’t make a smooth transition to the pros. So they came to the conclusion they’d better find a way to get Huff to be better.

I don’t know, whatever it was… I don’t ever want to go back to the days of Felipe or Dusty. I’m not GLAD he’s our manager, but I don’t hate it either.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Oct 24, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy should spend all of the 2012 season dressed as a clown.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I would pay to see this.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I donut like clowns.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like donuts.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sold my hair to buy you a donut.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niblets is her own pleasure.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not quite "My love is complete", but. . .

I just sent an email agreeing to do something for my nephew, in which I inadvertently wrote “I’ll be my pleasure” instead of “It’ll be my pleasure.”

The first version sounds wrong to send to my niece’s husband, is all I’m saying.

Ack.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yipes…
Send another email with nothing in it ’cept a “t”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent an immediate follow up with a correction.

I fear it will not be enough to stave off any well-deserved mocking.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

have some ‘t.’

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could've been worse

You could’ve said “I’ll be your pleasure”

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Ann from Arrested Development is Katara in Avatar?!

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You just now learned this? She is also Tinkerbell’s voice. Thinking of all these things while watching Avatar made it particularly amusing at times.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t actually pay attention to the Avatar voice cast other than Rufio and Mako.

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the first few episodes I had to look it up because she sounded so familiar.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the voice of Azula do live acting?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think she does just voices for animation.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE BOOBS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other Avatar.

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANIME BOOBS

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Oct 24, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.

by ryanmiles on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ang?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 25, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, ex-Giants shithead catcher..

Octavio Dotel has been everyones former teammate

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 24, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

“Everybody Loves Dotel,” one of the new off-season shows coming soon to MLB Network.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see what I could add to the Bruce Bochy converstion, so I'll OT: Breaking Bad

So I’m at the point where Skyler is lecturing Walt about being careful about what he does with his money. Meanwhile, he lives in a fucking expensive condo/town home thing. I’m pretty sure his condo is a lot more obvious than a champagne bottle. Plot hole…

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

get a life?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 24, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and they’re buying a car wash.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not so thrilled with the recent story developments.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“recent” for me

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know it’s expensive?

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I don’t know, but it’s more expensive than a former teacher on unemployment can afford.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Oct 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL

It’s Vince Gilligan’s condo. Jesus, I can’t believe I know this.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a baseball game tonight?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Supposedly. We will see if it turns into a football game again or not.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite waitress called in sick today

Then I saw her facebook status as “OMG I’m SO HIGH”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a favorite waitress?

And you friended her on facebook? hmmmm…

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

These were my thoughts as well.

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And mine.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLO!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, who could resist that beehive?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her facebook wall is public

but yes I have a favorite waitress <.<

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a favorite bartendress. No idea if she’s aware that I’m alive.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact remains that you looked her up on Facebook.

I don’t think I’ve ever looked up one of my waitresses or baristas or other such on Facebook.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peggy Olson gets around.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this waitress like lingerie coffee shop waitress, or normal restaurant waitress?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tastefully revealing dammit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

This makes a little more sense now.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one will not join in on the bourgeois disapproval about your waitress and FB related activities. Live the dream.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Whatever twirls your beanie, Jct!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCCUPY HER TABLE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it fascinating that nobody gives a shit about the highness

but WOW JCT HAS A FAVORITE WAITRESS lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost everybody here is high right now anyway

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We care about you

We don’t even know her.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah thanks Lars

you’re the best!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

Now how do we get to know her?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE'S MINE

GO AWAY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generous tipping will not hurt in that endeavor.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I pay more to get more than just the tip?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty generous.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDICINAL

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE

Ol’ Letter is back on the market!
God, what a day.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I preorder?

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get a preorder bonus?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 24, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The former.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hugs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so sorry. ::air hugs::

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, poor Letter…
Put on some GG and give ’em what for!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

GG

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Gloria does seem to help.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Letter.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh. I know, right?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, mate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll live to fight another day.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAN UGGLA IS UNMARRIED!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SHALL TAKE HIM

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d totally make a mass spec the wedding gift if it ever happened

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you and jim belong together anyway. Sorry, tho, no fun breaking up.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re sexually incompatible though!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The parts don’t fit?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ve never been the cowboy, I’ve always been the ride.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got to top, so I may like that better. So who knows.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i’m blushing

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, you two crazy kids.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A new door opens!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE A DOOR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and it took me only three years to find this one! I’m sure tomorrow will bring suitors by the dozen!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start on a pint of ice cream. The brain freeze helps to distract.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll lend you my chloroform.

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re such a good guy.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s probably republican anyway you can do better

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol GiantPain

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol he is a cuddle cub though

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GP is like my brother from another mother

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would almost certainly be the strangest of MCC pairings. But an excellent sitcom.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dharma & Greg meets Will & Grace!

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you have improved with practice!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly learned a lot.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give yourself sometime and then….who knows… The Mr and I met online and were friends for many years, always complaining about our stupid failed relationships to each other.

Then after one of those break ups somebody mumbled the catastrophic words “If only I could meet someone like you…”

Well, duh!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

what the hell

are we still on this thread

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll have to give you the details later.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks :(…
How long were you guys together?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just five weeks. I know that doesn’t sound like a huge deal, but the mystery was why it happened so suddenly.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not you, it’s him.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get too worked up! There are plenty of other hotter, smarter, funnier, kinder fish in the sea! That said breaking up usually sucks..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that is true.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz he’s a bastard that’s why! yeah!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

like jon snow?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

u know nothing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 24, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S NOT YOU IT'S HIM

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S NOT YOU ITS JIM

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Naw! J’s a sweetheart.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least you have your health.

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by Natto on Oct 24, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a tasteful apartment. Give me some credit, here.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 24, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

From now on you’ll just be Niles Crane, the Montana.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hugs

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Oct 24, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-ayyyyyyy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 24, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

KHALESSI

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLOOD OF MY BLOOD

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mounts the world

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 25, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

time to go home.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 24, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you, public legal employees!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 24, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting read

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/10/can-a-commercial-be-too-sexy-for-its-own-good-ask-axe/246863/

Best part:

However, the brand’s early success soon began to backfire. The problem was, the ads had worked too well in persuading the Insecure Novices and Enthusiastic Novices to buy the product. Geeks and dorks everywhere were now buying Axe by the caseload, and it was hurting the brand’s image. Eventually (in the United States, at least), to most high-school and college-age males, Axe had essentially become the brand for pathetic losers and, not surprisingly, sales took a huge hit.

And a reader comment much smarter than the article itself:

Kirk Holden 4 hours ago
I especially like the part where the ad men went to 1000 bars for 2 years and then made up 6 categories the night before the big pitch with the suits. Then the same geniusy geniuses put girls in bikinis – an idea foreign to the American public – in TV commercials. Girls. In bikinis. On the TV. Then they sold something or other to some people or something. Genius.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Axe is awful smelling. I’m sure that can’t help their sales.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 24, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what it smells like at all, although I’ve probably been around people wearing it. I won’t buy it just on principle. I think I avoid products based on their advertising a lot more than a buy them.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 24, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Don Draper poured a drink and wept.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 24, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

A happy Vicodin day to you all.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SO IT WAS YOU THAT TOOK MY WAITRESS AWAY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAITRESS TAKE ME AWAY

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 24, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have her sequestered in my dungeon.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fritzl?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 24, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna serve jct but I got high
Was gonna wear something tasteful but I got high
Now he’s complainin on a message board and I know why

by Hyoton on Oct 24, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love vicodin. Then this last time around it made me so sleepy, stupid and barfy. It’s not my friend anymore.

Getting old sucks.

Where the hell you been, man?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap pickles

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 24, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds painful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 24, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stings a bit.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 24, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's pretty terrible.

But as others have noted, there are a decent amount of managers worse than him.

Ron Paul 2012

by GovernorStephCurry on Oct 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems that although there is controversy about Bruce Bochy, he has done, and continues to do, a great job. Each manager does things that are going to upset people. The fact that he is still in the game is good.

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