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Community Projection Rejection: Pablo Sandoval

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In 2009, Pablo Sandoval was the only hitter worth watching on the Giants. Well, there was Juan Uribe's surprising season, but among the players who got the most at-bats for their position, it was all Panda, all the time.

Pos 2009 Giants OPS+
C Bengie Molina 87
1B Travis Ishikawa 87
2B Emmanuel Burriss 48
SS Edgar Renteria 67
3B Pablo Sandoval 144
LF Fred Lewis 93
CF Aaron Rowand 92
RF Randy Winn 76

That's the kind of table that'll make you put Kahlua in your cereal in the mornings. Just gross. And it's always, always worth repeating that if you were told that Pablo was going to have a down year in 2010, you probably would have just skipped the season and caught up on your reading. Anything that was good about the Giants' offense had to do with Sandoval. Without him, the whole fetid enterprise would sink into the bay.

Pablo Sandoval played in six games during the playoffs last year, hitting .176/.263/.235 over 17 at-bats. And the Giants won the World Series. In the regular season, he wasn't that much more productive when he played than Travis Ishikawa was. And the Giants won the World Series. So, so counterintuitive.

And that was one of the reasons a lot of us -- myself included -- were so danged optimistic before this season. Imagine if the Giants had a real first baseman (because Aubrey Huff was so awesome), a real catcher (because Buster Posey was going to be around ♥♥4eva♥♥), and our regular Pablo back! That team was going to be awesome.

As such, projections for Pablo were done with the heart instead of the brain:

Projected:

AB: 521
HR: 22
AVG: .319
OBP: .359
SLG: .524

Actual:

AB: 426
HR: 23
AVG: .315
OBP: .357
SLG: .552

Turns out the brain is a stupid, cynical organ that deserves to be ignored. The heart, baby. The heart had it. And the heart even undershot Pablo's power by quite a bit -- he came close to a career high in home runs even though he missed close to 40 games. The Giants had a miserable offensive year, and just like 2009, there were only a couple of players worth watching, but Sandoval was one of them, and it was awesome to watch.

He's back, and he's also back to being a unique hitter. Here's a list of hitters who played more than 400 games before they were 25 with a 120 OPS+ or better. Dig through the list, and look at the names. When you get to Ben Grieve's name, say three Hail Marys and make the sign of the cross, but apart from him, the whole list is filled with Hall-of-Famers and Hall-of-Very-Gooders. From Sam Crawford to Andrew McCutchen, when a player comes up as young as Sandoval was, and hits like he has, the odds are pretty good that he'll be a ridiculously productive hitter for a long time.

If he had another year like 2010 and the Giants had a season like they did this year, the offseason would be a pretty miserable place. As is, they have at least a start on a middle of the order. They have Pablo Sandoval, who is a rare talent. I like that guy. Think he'll be around for a while.

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Pretty damn good on my part as well
Pablo E. Sandoval (Kung Fu Panda or Round Mound of Pound) (ummm ok Baseball Reference)
I believe

AB: 605
HR: 20
AVG: .310
OBP: .340
SLG: .523

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think my projection was spot on
My projection

Sandoval will weigh less than last year. I know that’s a pretty bold projection, but I’m sticking with it..

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Where is Dan Burkhart going to play ?

by nvsfg on Feb 18, 2011 8:12 AM PST actions

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't mind getting him on a Longoria deal right about now

Though Longoria’s deal is ridiculously team-friendly, so not the most useful model.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, obviously

You could say that for any remotely good player. I doubt there’ll ever be a Longoria-type deal again.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about...

A Nick Markakis or Dustin Pedroia-type extension?

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by Julian Levine on Oct 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad would this season have sucked if Pablo did?

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If we subtract Pablo’s 6 rWAR from the team’s 86-76 record, we get 80-82. That sounds about right.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just that,

but immagine the offense without him. Immagine sitting through the Giants half of every inning? It would have been a historic kind of torture.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad would this season have been had Vogelsong had not been here?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the team MVP

No doubt about it.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the year of Panda

I can’t wait for a full Panda+Posey season at the plate. You can add a Beltran or Fielder if you like. #it’salwayssunnyinsf no need for rainy day fund.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the year of vroom… the year of injuries… the year we traded away what was ours. It was the year without a playoff berth… the year of great sadness… the year of Panda… and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of Rowand. It was the year everything changed. The year is 2011. The place: AT&T Park.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/slow motion of Panda hitting a home run

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual speed!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is CSN going to use this in the Year End Wrap Up ?

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Babylon 5 nerb in me couldn't help but rec that.

Well played, sir.

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by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Back from Lancaster

Large screen and z key make this a lot easier to read.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Your post was the fifth post in this thread

Why would you need to Shift+A?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you insist on persecuting me?

Beside…I thought Shift-A just meant I have previous discussions and an excuse to post/talk about things already mentioned

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

Shift A is clearly defined at the top of every thread.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of his apprenticeship.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually type Shift-A if I haven't commented in a long time and I need to type it

Oh yeah, Shift-A

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by greekfro on Oct 21, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, i actually made a semi-serious projection

i think panda will be awesome this year
AVG: .318
OBP: .368
SLG: .530
HR: 28
AB: Whatever. A lot. He’s not going to get injured and he’s not going to walk much.
MVP voting: 6th

Overestimated his OBP by a few points and underestimated his power. Perhaps more significantly, I didn’t think he’d get injured.

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Freak injury for sure

One that was supposed to “rob power”. Funny, he still had a 30 hr\year pace.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was clearly not serious with my projections
Since Grant’s always right, I’ll just agree with his projections.

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by ResDog on Feb 18, 2011 9:30 AM CST reply actions

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And right after your post I posted...
I’m in this line

I guess that makes me a non-leader, like Pujols.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you’re here to answer to angry bloggers!

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Grieve was a pretty decent hitter.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What actually did happen to him?

He was really good, and then, just when he reached the age when he should have been hitting his peak, he totally disintegrated.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Projection:

I think he finds a happy middle of his two years.

AB: 560
HR: 21
AVG: .301
OBP: .356
SLG: .500

Actual:

AB: 426
HR: 23
AVG: .315
OBP: .357
SLG: .552

I thought he would hit for less power than he did. And in 140 fewer ABs. So my projection was pessimistic in retrospect.

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by scout6 on Oct 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFormat?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Oct 21, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's kinda fun

to look back and see Pablo outperforming the optimisitic projections.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some pointed opinions about apples.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty mediocre fruit?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like apples. Red delicious are pretty lame, though.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The name is only half right.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not good for anything

you can’t eat it. You can’t bake with it…apple sauce?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to choose an apple to throw I think I would pick red delicious

It’s large and seems most likely to explode on contact.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends who/what you're throwing at

If you’re looking for something harder that will hurt more, granny smith. If you’re looking to drench said person with chunky bits of apple, red delicious.

by boonitez on Oct 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would throw a horse apple.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I said in that previous thread…the red delicious is environmentally friendly single serving sized container of apple sauce. I’ve never had a red delicious that wasn’t mush in semi-spherical form.

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Delicious is to apples what iceberg is to lettuce

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ship well.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with iceberg

As long as it is included sparingly with a mix of other types as well. It provides a little bit of texture that can be missing from other kinds of lettuce.

I’m not down with wedge salads, though.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is apt

Both are unfortunately ubiquitous representatives of their kind.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE A PRETTY MEDIOCRE FRUIT!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I figure out what that means...

I will be duly outraged.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is rather amusing as there was an apple sub thread in the WSGDT today.

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to see Schwarzenegger’s “guest appearances” on NBC-era Conan.

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honeycrisp is the new "hot" apple variety.

/not mediocre at all

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed expectations, only $6.6 billion profit.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

AJ Hinch got hired as VP of scouting for the Padres?

Like backup catcher AJ Hinch?

Qualifications:

Hinch was fired from the Diamondbacks on July 1, 2010, following a 31-48 start to the 2010 season. Overall, Hinch compiled an 89-123 record in 212 games. His .420 winning percentage ranks as the second lowest in Diamondbacks history, just ahead of Al Pedrique.

and

He has a degree in psychology from Stanf[u]rd University.

I do not know which one is worse

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

AB: 498
HR: 19
AVG: .274
OBP: .311
SLG: .489

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLYou!

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by free f.p. #14 on Oct 21, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I broke my own rule and read the Passan garbage

He really does get bent out of shape if guys don’t want to talk to the media. I mean, he acts like the reporters are the reason why baseball players make millions of dollars.

/soils self

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I find his writing shallow and pedantic

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Oct 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the meatloaf.

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you discredit meatloaf ! Meatloaf is above reproach.

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded. I love meatloaf. And no, not the aging balladeer. The actual food product.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only do I love meatloaf, but I also love the proto-meatloaf products of my youth, like cevapcici.

Those things are good.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meatloaf sammiches

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cold Meatloaf Sandwiches

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cevapcici does appear to have potential

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's freaking delicious

Especially if made by your stepgrandmother to whom the very idea of vegetables on a dinner plate is anathema.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeez peoples, it was a Family Guy resonse to a Family Guy reference.

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but meatloaf must be defended

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TRY TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF MEATLOAF DISPARAGING!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We take food seriously here.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEAR BROWN TO FIGHT LOAFISM!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like meatloaf when it’s prepared properly… formed into meatballs, and served with pasta and tomato gravy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meatloaf is meh

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shocker

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if it is made correctly. That includes leaving off that nasty tomato sauce. It must include multiple meats ( beef, pork) onions,celery, good quality bread crumbs, and be served with southern style brown gravy.

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good if it is made correctly… A lot of countries have dishes similar to meat loaf and they are usually pretty good.

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's fine

but I wouldn’t pick it from a menu at a restaurant. I prefer a good steak, good piece of fish, or even a roast chicken before I get to meatloaf.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

try it at Hard Knox

True, the fried chicken is better, but it’s good.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Hard Knox.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too and so do the kids!

And my wife (who is from south carolina) even likes it…

by capn on Oct 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The spicy fried chicken there is amazing.

by S. Pickford #25 on Oct 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing you are right about is cake.

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by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to applaud him for really sticking to his high-fiber diet, though.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a professional baseball player,

I’d ignore Jeff Passan, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks to me like quite a few McCoven

are not ignoring Jeff Passan.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

People definitely want to hear what the players have to say.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

How often is that a player gives us something profound and honest?

I really don’t pay attention to player quotes. 98% of the time it is the least interesting content in a piece, be it on TV, print, radio or online.

So your bothered that you don’t have a Pujols response to what happened on that play?

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by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say I wanted to hear, I said people do. And they do.
What I personally want to hear out of athletes is well delivered, trite cliches.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

And I have no idea why. Approximately 0.01% of them have anything interesting to say.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy
Jeff Passan,

I really don’t care if Albert Pujols answers your questions or not. I doubt his teammates care much either. What people care about is watching the game unfold and being entertained by the athletic displays and competitive drama that take place on the field. No one really cares about whether or not Albert Pujos answers your questions. Your framing this like it’s some intollerable squashing of the proletariate by the bourgiouse. This is baseball. It’s not politics, it’s not social science, it’s not religion.

What this is, is you trying to make your work more important than it is. This fecal matter you posted on Yahoo is more about you than anything else. It has to be, because no one cares whether or not Albert Pujols answers your questions, except you and maybe a handfull of others like you, douchebag, self-important writers who revel in the opportunity to be the lone critics of people who have made themselves powerful through one in a hundred million combination of talent, self discipline and execution. It’s just not fiar that you don’t get your chance to put someone like that in their place is it.

In the future please write about stuff peole care about. We don’t need to have your persoanl insecurities flaunted so gratuitously.

Keep your chin up Jeff.


Go fuck yourself and find a new job. Preferably one you don’t suck at.

by boonitez on Oct 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sucky thing about this is sports writers will often make decisions about the player’s personality and worth of a person by whether or not they play the stupid media games. Case in point, one Barry Lamar Bonds who never pretended to care about the press and got crapped on by them for it. Talk to the press all day and that player becomes loveable and a great character guy (DeRosa?)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 22, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Prediction:
AB: 484
AVG: .317
OBP .355
SLG: .518
HR: 21

He’ll be good.

Not bad! I also said this:

To be fair, they have a lot of good players this year. Tejada is the only one, I think, in real danger of cratering. But he could crater pretty badly. And there’s no depth at short.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

Team looked loaded on paper before the year
Then Sanchez and Posey got hurt
Ross got hurt and under performed
Burrel got hurt and under performed
Schierholtz performed better, then got hurt
Torress fell into a hole or something
Tejada- no comment
Cabrera- no comment (okay not on team when started)
 and

Panda tore the cover off the ball, still got hurt for 40 games, and tore the cover off some more.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff.

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by Julian Levine on Oct 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH yea

Huff destroyed 10 million dollars and hit 200 4-3’s

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way I can keep sane about this is to imagine that the Giants signed Huff to a 3 year deal in 2010…4.6 rWAR in 2 years for $13 million.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

I wish we would do more of what the Red Sox do. Let a guy have a career year in contract year, and let them go. Sources: Jason Bay, Adrian Beltre

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s usually a wise idea.

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by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell hit .230/.352/.404 for an OPS+ of 113. I’ll take that underperformance.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

ZiPS projected him for 106 wRC+
And he finished at 114 wRC+

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by Julian Levine on Oct 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay his per at bat production was good

I was expected a guy who would bring 20 homers to the team. His foot injury cut the year short. His power was missed, a disappointment to the team preseason on paper.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good when he was healthy and given playing time

First he was inexplicably benched and then he hurt his foot, so he wasn’t able to provide much value.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe your timeline is reversed and the benching is explainable by the injury, which worsened over time..

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible, but I doubt it

We didn’t hear anything at all about an injury until long after he was benched.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants aren’t exactly forthcoming about that sort of thing….

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross’s performance was right in line with his career average.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 21, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t make a prediction. I assume all Giants players will suck, because a lot of them do.

by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This was my OPTIMISTIC prediction
AB: 568
HR: 20
AVG: .275
OBP: .340
SLG: .498

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

.275 is awfully low for an optimistic prediction.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Pablo isn’t exactly the kind of player I’d think would have an OBP .65 points higher than his BA, especially if that BA is lacking.

OMG YOURE SO WRONG NATTO.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB MLB RT by Buster_ESPN
FACT: The winner of Game 3 has gone on to win 10 of the past 11 #WorldSeries.

LOL GIANTS

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol Klaw chat
brian (brooklyn)
I just saw a picture of Gary Brown…the Bourn or Gomez type doesnt seem like a good comparison. Isnt Josh Hamilton a better comp or maybe Aaron Rowand

Klaw
We’re scouting off pictures now?

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by marcello on Oct 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea how Josh Hamilton and Aaron Rowand belong in the same sentence.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're both white.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, crap

I missed the sarcasm of brian from brooklyn as well. Well played brian.

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by marcello on Oct 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the guy just realize that Brown is white?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not brown at all!

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

he compares better to Peyton Hillis or Tom Rathman.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Michael Vick (White)

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you already did it!

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rathman was such a beast! Hillis is too..

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn it,

you already made this joke.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARY BROWN IS WHITE?!

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be so confused when he finds out about Moses J. Yellow Horse.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that Derek Holland isn’t Dutch, and Esteban German isn’t German.

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Buster Posey isn’t a flower.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington is from New Orleans!

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think this is true.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has blossomed nicely…

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he smells lovely.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly

but what if Michael Vick was white?

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What if white Michael Vick were black?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me more about this bizarro world you seem to have conjured up.

by boonitez on Oct 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if he were one of us?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

no i will not let this sing along happen

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay fine, Jeff Winger.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROXANNE

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd be Nate Schieholz

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be perfect?

If the Giants also had a prospect named Gary White…and he was BROWN!!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, TL2 burn
Mike (New York)
More likely to happen in the next five years: The Orioles win the World Series or you eat at an Olive Garden?

Klaw
Orioles. I am not eating that garbage.

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by marcello on Oct 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE FOR ME

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pass the breadsticks!

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENDLESS

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dibs on the salad

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m eating with my family!

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your three-year-old running from table to table kicking strangers in the shins?

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When mrs. nvsfg and I eat at Olive Garden (about once a year). It is salad, bread sticks and dessert. I don’t think they like us much.

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why bother with dessert?

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chocolate mints should suffice.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

For this

http://www.olivegarden.com/menu/dessert/Zeppoli/512963-1085/
this..)

http://www.olivegarden.com/menu/dessert/Black-Tie-Mousse-Cake/512961-1085/

and even though this is considered a cake ( it’s really kind of a hybrid), this

http://www.olivegarden.com/menu/dessert/Lemon-Cream-Cake/512960-1085/

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a strong reaction to Olive Garden

Obviously it isn’t particularly good, but it’s not like it’s gross or anything. Unless you go in there expecting actual Italian food, I can’t imagine being especially repelled by it.

Also, how did the Orioles get to be as pathetic as the Royals? That’s some grade-A mismanagement right there.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like their soup and salad deal.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is shocking.

Shocking, I say.

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by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t eat there because of their commercials. And I feel very strongly about that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can this gone wrong?
The Theo Epstein saga dragged into Friday with conflicting information on the status of talks between the Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs.

Sources told ESPNChicago.com Thursday that the sides were finalizing a deal that would make Epstein the Cubs’ president of baseball operations. A Red Sox team source told ESPNBoston.com that as of Friday morning, though, compensation for Epstein is still not resolved and there is no timetable on when it might be.

The sources told ESPNChicago.com Thursday that talks were at the “5-yard-line,” but if they can’t be pushed over the goal line, baseball commissioner Bud Selig told Sirius XM that he may have to step in to help mediate the impasse.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7130700/bud-selig-hints-mediating-theo-epstein-comp-talks

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The Red Sox initially asked for Castro!

LOL THOSE GUYS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they really?

I was hoping we could get him for the rights to Rowand and adding in Schierholtz

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

deep thought

Is Epstein currently negotiating trades for himself?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gets Scott Boras to represent him.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then gets suckered into signing himself to a long term contract for too much money

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would be amazing if Epstein’s contract became an albatross for Epstein.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox send Pedroia

Cubs get Epstein.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then they asked for Garza!

They do realize they have no leverage whatsoever, right?

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean should have SWOOPED

and offered himself for Pedroia.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we need to use football metaphors to describe baseball?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier for ESPN readers to understand.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How good Panda was this year cannot be overstated

We’d have out-crap’d the history books of the 2010 Mariners were it not for him.

It’s happy to know that as long as he stays healthy and active, we’re going to have a hell of a corner infielder.

by Cap M on Oct 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he would've if he were healthy

He spent a lot of the end of the year batting only from one side, and I seriously doubt even that was pain free. I’d also assume that those 2 weeks after he first came back from the hamate surgery and was only hitting singles may not have happened.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

His removed bone was supposed to “rob power” and he still hit 20+ bombs in 3/4 a year. I think you could easily say he would have hit 28-32 without the injury.

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Power

That should be Matt Cain’s alias.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not mad or anything because it was disgusting journalism

But why did my fanshot about the ny post get deleted
I got the story from SB Nation’s facebook page itself so i figured
I just want to know what the line is so I dont cross it again

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Oct 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That picture is super gross.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Image was kind of graphic. It would be better as a link if you want to share it.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see the FanShot, but I would have deleted it, too. Remember that each SBNation website has different standards, which are largely established by the writers, and that what flies for SBN Facebook is not a guarantee anywhere else. Grant’s site guidelines specifically beg against politics. In practice, the moderators give some wiggle room for benign topics or civil discussion. But that story is obviously not benign, to say the least.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The captioner also confused hit rate with hit total, which should always be a deletable offense.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants' fifth starter?
There’s a widespread assumption that Yu Darvish will be playing in the Major Leagues next year. But the 25-year-old right-hander took to his personal blog to explain that “nothing is decided.”

“After the entire schedule is over, I will carefully think it over," Darvish wrote, according to Patrick Newman of NPB Tracker. "As soon as I decide I will let everyone know."

Mlbtraderumors.com

He’ll probably be a Yankee or Red Sox.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Japanese league

but his stats are pretty ridiculous…he’s also only 25

Career (4 years): 0.909 WHIP, 0.4 Hr/9, 4.36 K to BB ratio

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, some team will massively overpay for him.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

but if he becomes the Ichiro of Japanese pitchers…it would be worth it…the marketing aspect alone would make the deal more reasonable.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro is an anomalous case.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

There have been some good Asian player

Park
Kuo
Wang
Saito
Kuroda
Nomo
Choo

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now how many Aslan players have there been?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

43 Japanese, 12 Japanese, 6 Taiwanese

I also forgot to add:

Byung-Hyun Kim
H. Matsui
Koji Uehara (pre-Ranger)
Akinori Otsuka
Kenji Johjima

Fu-Te Ni is supposed to be very good.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 South Koreans

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may want to reread what I wrote.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

pure unadulterated blind ignorance is preferrable.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be your sig.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though that was implied by me adopting Cabrera?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aslan players in the Majors?

I count at least 17.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu has several advantages to the other high-cost flops. For one, he is very pretty. That helps sell tickets. For two, he’s half-Japanese and half-Iranian. I can’t think of a single other player of Iranian descent, though there probably are a few. That’s an odd combo that will also draw ticket sales. Finally, there are the good numbers. If he’s willing to cross over, I’m thinking that the guy is a good bet.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUH HUH HUH

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Harrison?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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Nope. Beatles.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There’s three of him, but he’s not the Beatles.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a while to get it.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton’s smiling down.

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

K'ed by Sanchez?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That *if* statement has a high price tag

Massive downside
Moderate upside in dollars per production

I would not touch it with a pole. Besides Ichiro, and to a minor degree, Matsui, name a Japanese player that produced, longer than 2-3 years, at a really high level?

by Myemail21479 on Oct 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nomo
Kuroda

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

More

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/yu-darvish-real-deal/

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

Daisuke’s was $50M and it’s hard for me to imagine this guy going for more, considering that deal didn’t work out that well for the Sawx.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox probably feel burned by Matsuzaka.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the yankees were burned by JPs as well

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yanks are probably more likely to throw money at any player though.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they REALLY need pitching

It’s worth it for them. They can afford gambles.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially with their pitching woes

They’d better hope they can hold on to Sabathia.

by boonitez on Oct 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YU!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Joel Sherman
If had to list Darvish faves in order, #Yankees not in top 5: #Rangers #Bluejays #Nationals,#Mariners #Royals.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way Kansas City shells out that kind of money.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get that at all

The Nats and Mariners make sense. Rangers, I guess. I’m really struggling to see the logic for the Jays or the Royals though.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toronto isn't totally inconceivable

The Blue Jays have been operating as a small-market team for a while, but Toronto is a very large city and Canada is an enormous market for them. I’m a bit surprised they haven’t expanded payroll by a lot.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Just Not that into Yu

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With or without Yu

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu just too good to be true…

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta to Get Yu into My Life

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu are the sunshine of my life.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing compares 2 Yu

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t wanna hang around with Yu.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu Spin Me Right Round

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Yu and I
/Yes reference

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by nvsfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a little close to the edge

Siberian KhatYu

Sing, bird of prey
Beauty begins at the foot of Yu

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by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know my calculus.
It says Yu plus me equals us.

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just friends.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having a japanese player on the Giants would make my wife pretty happy…

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Geno Espineli enough for the Asian fans??

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the bullpen catcher asian too?

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Uematsu Taira

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we have some pitcher named Tim or something

I heard he’s pretty good.

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by Murray, Present on Oct 21, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy

Having a japanese good player on the Giants would make my wife me pretty happy…

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, punctuation fail.

Having a japanese good player on the Giants would make my wife me pretty. happy…?

by wcw on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a lot of good players…

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell

is an incredible player.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this city would go crazy

If the Giants had an Asian star. It’s really a shame Ishikawa can’t hit.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Tim doesn’t count?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people probably don’t know he’s half-Filipino. Then there are those who don’t consider Filipino to be Asian.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it then be considered “Pacific Islander,” or is that a whole different group?

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always found that classification to be difficult – sort of a gray area between Asian and Pacific Islander – probably because the population of the Philippines is very heterogeneous. Or because I am confused and/or misinformed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET ME UNPACK YOU

We are Malay-Chinese-Hispanic with a highly Americanized culture. Every now and then people try to be “more Asian”, usually the ones who were born American.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Really? What is it then, if not Asian? And I’m pretty sure most people, at least most fans, do know that Tim is Filipino.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I’m not one of those people.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. One of those people. Racist Natto strikes again.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BACK TO CHINA COMMUNIST

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just polled three people as to whether they knew Tim Lincecum was Filipino:

1. “Duh, everyone knows that”
2. “yeah”
3. No response. (must be busy working)

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, the first two people are Filipino

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would expect them to know.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I just asked my co-worker who is white and a pretty big Giants fan. She was really surprised and kinda doesn’t believe me. She wants to see a pic of Tim’s mom.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

I started looking for a pic of Tim’s mom (because now I want to see one), but instead found Tim making out with a dog:

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

I started looking for a pic of Tim’s mom (because now I want to see one), but instead found Tim making out with a dog:

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Oops.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think SBN is having problems.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s lagging on every comment I attempt to make.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve actually ever seen Tim’s mom before.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I’m kind of surprised that anyone is surprised about Tim’s ethnicity. Maybe it’s the green eyes? He looks Asian to me, tho, otherwise.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

It’s just subtle enough for me until it was mentioned, and then I noticed it in a more direct manner. At that point it was like “Oh. Yeah. Duh.”

I’ve always noticed his K count more than his facial features. Kinda like when you don’t recognize players out of uniform for a split second?

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by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally know what you mean, but I thought Asian or half-Asian right away when I first saw him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I at first thought he was half-Japanese. Then he dropped into a squat for comfort and I realized he was Pinoy.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

His mom

I think she is the one with the peace sign.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

where did you find that? He looks like her.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom

It’s a page on Lincecum’s Filipino heritage:
http://menversus.com/articles/Tim-Lincecum

I did a Google search of “Lincecum Rebecca Asis”.

This is her kissing him:

According to Lincecum, whose mother Rebecca Asis is the daughter of Filipino immigrants, "You know, I’m a Filipino. I have Filipino heritage in me. As far as the diversity of the city goes, it’s up there. It’s just great. I think the game is just getting followed more and more worldwide. To find that in your own city, to find that same kind of following it’s good.", referring to the Filipino fans.

It’s a shame that Filipino American’s don’t receive the same kind of attention that other ethnic communities do. They were right there side by side with US soldiers during WWII.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 21, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep definitely Asian.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now ask them about Tedy Bruschi.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respondent #1 knew that Tedy is part pinoy and again she said “duh”

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respondent #3 guessed hispanic or italian. So he’s half right.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATER MEXICANS!

We’re actually Latin American.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

He doesn’t “look” Asian. He doesn’t have an Asian name. People who follow baseball casually have no idea he’s Asian. Absolutely everyone who follows sports in the slightest knows Ichiro is Japanese.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be shocked to find a good chunk who think Ichiro is Chinese.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So are you Chinese or Japanese?”

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But that’s just because people are so dumb they don’t realize those are two separate countries.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well of course not. They call it “Taiwan” over there.

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

SF doesn’t have nearly as big of a Filipino population as it does Chinese and Japanese. Also also, my guess is that an Asian player would be more of a sensation if he were actually from Asia, as opposed to Asian-American. I don’t know why exactly.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The exotic scent.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Daly City has a lot of Giants fans!

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

….Tim is half Filipino…. my wife would be uber excited if we had a Japanese player… she used to be a Japanese citizen until receiving US citizenship in the past few years… just having a player from her home country would be cool… :)

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you, get Chen Instead. No posting fee. Free Agent. Left handed.

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's wearing blue and white.

That can’t be good.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's younger than Matt Cain

26 year old free agent lefty with stats like this don’t come around very often.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=chen—001wei

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ve convinced me

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were talking about Bruce Chen.

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by srpwrd on Oct 21, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mathematicians Trace Who Controls Global Economy

http://www.newscientist.com/mobile/article/mg21228354.500-revealed—the-capitalist-network-that-runs-the-world.html

Good read, The study was done by the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich, not some conspiracy nut, so it’s all good information.

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Never trust a company with a name this generic
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The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, but how does this relate to smartphones?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLEARLY THE SWISS HAVE BRAINWASHED YOU

never trust the swiss!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They invented watches as a confidence trick. The trained mind does not need a watch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
billbarnwell Bill Barnwell
RT @Grantland33: Could Alex Smith Become the Worst Quarterback to Ever Win a Super Bowl? by @billbarnwell es.pn/nCLuiO

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Link

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/7401/could-alex-smith-become-the-worst-quarterback-to-ever-win-a-super-bowl

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With

Jim McMahon and Doug Williams in that group…no.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relative to league, neither one is so horrible. Dilfer is the honest-to-goodness standout.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually think more about the entire career

Dilfer was average his whole career…McMahon and William were at best one year average wonders.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dilfer was just below average for about five years in the middle of his career, and terrible the rest of the way. McMahon was only clearly below average three times. His problems weren’t proficiency. Williams is similar to Dilfer, except his badness was less terrible for less time.

The trick, like I said, is looking at these players relative to the league.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you get league-adjusted stats for football?

I’ve never looked into advanced stats for football at all, but I can see where adjusting for era would be quite important. I mean, think how ridiculously terrible Terry Bradshaw was by modern standards.

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro Football Reference has +stats for quarterbacks for all the stuff you’d do your eyeball checks on: Comp%, TD%, INT%, Adjusted Y/A, Sack%.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

stats being adjusted for the league, just like OPS would be.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr that autoformatted away my plus signs!

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I don’t see what formatting was achieved in the process…

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder

In which circle of hell will we find the guy who designed the SBN auto-formatting engine?

by taliesin on Oct 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus stats being adjusted for the league, just like OPS-plus would be.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dilfer was baaaad and still is bad on ESPN

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The moment that should have probably sealed Nolan’s release should have been the desire to use Dilfer as a model for Smith.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this is week 7 of a 16 game season. I don’t think the words “win the Superbowl” in any sort of future tense should be allowed to now unless you use the hash mark #nothingelsetowriteabout or #trollingforpagehits

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

so very much this.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't next week "week 7" for the niners?

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but those are always so much fun!! It’s game 30 of a 162 game season…if the season ended today Barry Zito would be the Cy Young winner, Prince Fielder would have the most stolen bases and Juan Pierre would be the home run king!

Meanwhile the Royals, Orioles and Nationals are among the division winners!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's about game 70

Obviously we don’t know anything for sure yet, but we can get a pretty good idea about who’s good and who isn’t. It’s pretty clear that the 49ers will at least make the playoffs.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even relative to the league and making no adjustment for Smith’s rookie season, Dilfer was worse.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would welcome it.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious appeal of the month.

Cop notices car parked in front of a “No Parking Anytime” (sic) sign. Goes to cite him, perp admits he has no license, and it’s discovered he’s on probation so he’s subject to search. Cop wasn’t even going to search the car anyway, tho, until he noticed the girlfriend in the passenger seat had fresh track marks. Lots of drugs and needles in the car and her purse, everyone goes to jail.

Appeal is based on the fact that the place the No Parking sign was posted is not actually listed in the municipal code as being a no parking area. This attorney represents the girlfriend with the track marks.

Can’t wait to hear the argument on this one.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad the firm I work at doesn't do criminal

We just get money/take back equipment from small businesses and help banks foreclose on commercial properties. Hooray.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the other half!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just employed by it!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally I always find sex appeal gets me what I want

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, please. Don’t even click that, that’s the only reason such pieces exist.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was on MLB front page

but I linked to the article or whatever it is assuming that MLB rotates their front page.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Greene shows his disapproval

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This arrangement is oddly circular.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like the elemental cycle of feng shui.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder, home plate, the Giants, Performance Art

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love this photo.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Matheny?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

todd greene i think

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh me, the subject line!

I totally forgot about that. Was this the play he got creamed on?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The photo is seriously great though

It’s like one of those early renaissance paintings where they just threw together a ton of people that are or were doing something with symbolic meaning but barely made sense as a single coherent scene. I’m pretty sure one of the players is indicating someone will soon be betrayed and another is secretly paying homage to the kind of spain.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Man, that guy was too nice for his own good.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think apistat was referring to the Basque separatists. They’re not truly Spain, they’re just kind of Spain.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 22, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I want to know is when the ETA will finally arrive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good

cuz the Sharks apparently forgot how to play hockey so far.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last regular season turned out fine.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I survived ATC. I’ve got one more shift of pitching on Saturday morning, and then the drive is over.

I hate these weeks.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you meet your fundraising goals?

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say…yeah…

It was a good day, but we did miss some of our hourly goals.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

How about those challenges? I get somewhat nervous when they say like they need 10 members in the next 90 seconds.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATC didn’t have a challenge today. We met one yesterday, and they usually go pretty well. When I was at Alabama Public Radio, the challenges were the most adrenaline-pumping moments of the drive. Those were some heady times.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ones they have at KPCC

are pretty serious…I think Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson had one for $25,000.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be amazing. I wanna take over for Alex Cohen.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine you more of a Steve Inskeep

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going back to mornings. You can’t make me.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Alex the Giants’ fan…I remember someone in the afternoon talking about the Giants winning the WS.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She sure is. Unfortunately, I didn’t learn that until after I met her. We could have geeked about the Giants!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Buster again, or did you retire him?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was with us, and will join us again tomorrow morning before returning to his place next to Madison on the shelf.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the best of buds. I’ll bet Madbum misses him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looked pretty sad this week without Buster.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve known how he feels for months now.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

It’s 5 months since Buster went down. And all our hopes were dashed.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison, by the way, will get his turn in the sun during our spring fund drive next year. He’s already been tapped to serve as mascot.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he will meet or exceed all standards.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot to mention: Our development director was pitching with me this afternoon, and she turned my Posey bobblehead around in a different direction. I asked her why, and she said she was checking out his butt. I told her the real thing was far more impressive.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He belongs in the badonkadonk hall of fame for sure.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO EARLY INDUCTION

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ass has yet to retire.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s first ballot, no question.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this, then: We hold a Badonkadonk All-Star Game each July, in which MLB’s best and brightest butts can get the attention they deserve.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This wouldn’t be a bad annual FanPost.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Still no reason there can’t be a Badonkadonk Hall of Fame.

I nominate Bernie Williams, Shawn Estes and (forgive me) Mike Piazza.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Durham

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, Durham is in.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it must be done.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are bright butts the ones that are the most pasty and reflect the most light?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nominate myself!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother forgot Buster Posey’s name, so he asked me what it was. He identified him to me by mentioning his position and describing the badonkadonk.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get all agressive as a finale

GIVE R DIE!

BLOW THE DUST OFF YOUR WALLETS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had fun. We stayed on point, and the banter was light and easy. I gotta say, I feel a thousand times better than I did yesterday. I could not have had two such awful days in a row.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threaten the listeners with 8 hours of Rush Limbaugh if they don’t donate!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also an option:

Threaten the listeners with 8 hours of Rush Limbaugh if they don’t donate!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fly By Night on repeat would net huge money

Just to make it stop!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You just heard Tom Sawyer! Up next: Tom Sawyer! Coming up later in the hour: Tom Sawyer!”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw a Pop-O-Pies show where they played the chorus of ‘Sugar Magnolia’ repeatedly until the audience provided them with adult beverages.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of college

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in 1984… were you in college then?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little later….when there were still enough Dead Heads around to blast Sugar Magnolia all over town and tell you the difference between a Sugar Mag played at this show vs one played at a show a year later

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss those days!

by capn on Oct 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Virtually anyone could tell the difference between the Dead’s version and the Pop-O-Pies’ version! And they still can!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop-o-pies…now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long, long time.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 21, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My numbers

for Sunday’s game are: AL 9-NL 6, NL 9-AL 4 & AL 5-NL1

For some reason, Saturday’s game filled up before I got asked.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And for that subsection of people who are both Dr. Who fans and fans of the Office...

Catherine Tate is getting a long arc for the season. As I thought she had the best “interview” in last year’s finale and thought Donna was a hoot, I’m okay with this

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

I thought she was funny on the Office. More Catherine Tate is good.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may give me a reason to watch The Office again.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Love her.

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right guys...I'm out

Have to go pick up the munchkin and celebrate her 2nd birthday :)

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell her I said hi.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow the yellow brick road!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s picking her up from a grueling 13-hour shift at the lollipop gift. She’s a pop-wrapper.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it. Lollipop guild. I inadvertently rhymed.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MC HTS STAND UP

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not again!

I could’ve sworn I parked it in Lot B.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 21, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

USGS doesn’t have anything yet.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Passan’s bowels. Move along.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear amazon

Kindle editions of books should not be more than both the paperback and hardcover editions.

Seriously, more people should be boycotting this, it’s way too common!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wait for the price to come down, but it’s getting to be a longer and longer cycle. I don’t think enough people are boycotting.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother-in-law does not share your patience. (Though she LOVES her kindle and everything on it.)

I think her vented frustrations have subconsciously convinced me to not even worry about it.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little shocked that sales would actually support a model that prices Kindle editions higher than physical media.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My theory is that people don’t bother to notice the price of the other media, they just click through on the Kindle page.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it with Daryl Maday and teh gaiz?
Daryl_Maday Daryl Maday
I was like is Justin Bieber gay? Maybe, maybe, maybe, ooooo maybe, maybe, maybe oooooo maybe, maybe, maybe ooooo he defintely prefers guys.

Seems like he makes a lot of tweets on the subject of gayness.

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That is depressing.

by capn on Oct 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy.

Public debate on the sexual orientation of a minor.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Daryl_MaGAY, right?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be tragicomic when he comes out.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on dude, don't retweet that
LoMoMarlins Logan Morrison
by Daryl_Maday
Whenever I Google a girl I know, I always put the word “naked” after their name. Just in case…
1 hour ago

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do this for McCoven.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“howtheyscored naked”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 21, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually I just text him those ones. Seems easier.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other day

I called him a douchebag and he responded by making fun of my pie avatar.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted you to have sexual relations with it! Because he’s so funny!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Justin Bieber made fun of your pie avatar?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably prefers cake, which is all I need to know about him.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

People are so creepy about Justin Bieber, on both ends of the spectrum. If it’s not the people who seem angry with him for existing and do nothing but call him gay, it’s the fans who want to murder Selena Gomez for kissing him. Poor kid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not poor anymore!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Daryl Maday?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher in the Giants farm system.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't find what you're looking for? You're in the

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I just need to figure out where the right one is.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't find what you're looking for? You're in the

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Found it again!

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Dammit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a Vietnamese restaurant up here called Pho King Restaurant.

Epic name.

Epic banh mi.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a Pho King Wei restaurant near us

so if it ever closes down everyone can say “No Pho King Wei!!”

I’m not kidding about the restaurant name either!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Oct 21, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of .........

i wonder what Zagat rated it? anyone know?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

proving my decision to not buy season tickets correct

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit

I hate east coast road trips. I am going to miss pretty much the whole game because I have a hair appointment after work.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far looks like you aren't missing much.

Can we just skip to January, when the Sharks apparently decide the season starts?

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 21, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for the Sharks to distract me from the off season in baseball, but it’s not working so far.

Last year there was so much celebrating to do, so much swag to buy….sigh.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got the Niners instead of the Sharks. Seems like a fair trade to me.

by capn on Oct 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the 70’s – great for football and for basketball, the sports I can no longer watch.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NIners sucked in the 70’s.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said I cared what team you were a fan of?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland teams were really good in that time period

The Raiders won the division every year from 1967 to 1970 and from 1972 to 1976. The A’s won the division every year from 1971 to 1975.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why when we played against each other in the back yard my older brother would usually be the A’s/Raiders and I would be the Giants/49ers. The results matched up.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year they started pretty darn poorly too...

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Oct 22, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Brodeur playing?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty is an ass anyway…. slept with his wife’s sister etc etc

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appropriate for this post

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

My Friday night plans just fell through

I’ll be without spouse or kids, and was planning a GNO with a friend, who can’t make it. Now what?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m planning four or five hours of X-Men: The Animated Series.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did just get the blu-ray of Star Wars IV - VI

That might be something.

Or maybe some Lord of the Rings shenanigans.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought the complete collection on bluray.. i have yet to watch any of them though :(

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am CONVINCED that if we had attended the same college at the same time we would have been pretty good friends.

Yeah, that reads a little awkward now that I typed it out. :/

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Oct 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM STILL AT WORK AT 8PM… LOL MY FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can always fap

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

OKAY, IF YOU INSIST!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall attend to a depleted gallo and perhaps exercise. So far, we’ve watched Social Network and Monty Python. He was much more amused by Monty Python; this is a mark in his eternal good stead.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a man of discriminating tastes. I wish him well.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL SHARKS

Giving the other team a penalty shot WHILE YOU ARE ON THE POWERPLAY is not how you win. 2-0 Not!Sharks

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell did they even manage to do that?!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

trip on a breakaway im guessing…? uber fail

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Glad I’m missing it. Off to the salon!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I am finally headed home from work….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was right!
Panda Bear projection?
Tomboy is going to be album of the year.

Matt Cain: He’ll save children, but not the Dodger children.
“Out, out, Fred Lewis!” – JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Feb 18, 2011 6:33 AM PST actions 1 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I also started a solid Radiohead puns thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell did i not post in that thread

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just broke my All-Time sleeping in record! 4:41!

But, like usual, I didn’t make a projection.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Person of Interest

is an awesome show. i’ve replaced baseball with it, which is kind of like eating mcdonalds when you really wanted in and out. but this past episode was the best yet

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Oct 21, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i replaced baseball with chopped

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those judges are such assholes.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I love most of them, tbh.

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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Guarneschelli lady annoys me. She better make a damn good showing on the Next Iron Chef.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She annoyed me at first, but I’ve grown to like her. She has nitpicky criticisms, for sure, but I really feel like she gets invested in the success of the contestants, if that makes sense? I mean she starts crying like every other episode.

My favorite judges are Geoffrey and Aarón, though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a soft spot for Aarón from Chefs vs. City… the show was fairly ridiculous, but those two had serious skillz.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron is a hottie. Plus, I want to eat his food.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what they're calling it now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Aaron was on Next Iron Chef

Mike Symons deserved to win, tho, I thought.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie, I’m excited about Geoffrey being on the new season of TNIC. If he goes out after like 2 eps, I’ll be pissed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is that on?

And isn’t the next season of Top Chef coming soon?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it starts next week?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Oct. 30

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The show feels really fake

I get the feeling a lot of the stuff they make is terrible, and the judges try way too hard to build drama.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is and the editing is awkward

but I still love it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Chopped.

Cannot wait for the new “The Next Iron Chef” Hate what they have done with American Iron Chef, but the actual show and competitions they do are awesome.

Plus this season is all the top celebrity chefs.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Oct 21, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

said that last night... show is pretty awesome

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subject line

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want a Bush to die either.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Chaney

Please stay alive

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by jctGamer on Oct 22, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY Sharks!!

Win in shootout!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

109 players on that list!

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 21, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He was elected in 2010.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain his unreliability that season.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 21, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry if this is Breaking

It’s from 10/9 but I saw it for the first time yesterday:

Matier & Ross:

What was up with San Francisco Giants President Larry Baer presenting Larry Ellison with a World Series championship ring at the opening ceremony of Oracle OpenWorld?

“Oracle is one of our oldest corporate sponsors,” Baer told us.

So along with Coca-Cola, AT&T, Chevron, Bank of America, Visa, Charles Schwab and other big advertisers at AT&T Park, they are entitled to a championship ring.

And not just any ring, but an “A” ring – the highest of the four grades handed out to 400 or so people associated with the team, from Giants starters to minor-leaguers to ballpark workers.

“Everyone got a ring of some kind,” Baer said, adding: “And by the way, until the Series is over, we are still world champions.”

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/08/BA6O1LEVC1.DTL

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 21, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Farscape’s an odd little show.

The main character’s pretty annoying, though.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve known this lady for less than a day, dude. And she’s your enemy. You don’t love her. Now get the fuck out of there.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t handle another one after that. Let’s see how much of Tron: Legacy I can deal with.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Sam’s already annoying me.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it took 7 minutes for that to happen.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, he’s such an asshole.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heeled platforms are not practical for software.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Am I on the Grid?”

Stupid question, kid.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Setting Sam up as a rebel kid who hates his Absent Father was useless because the plot isn’t in any way based on him dealing with those feelings. He should have been searching for his father his whole life, because that’s what the plot wants him to deal with now.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, yeah. Just totally happy to see his dad and shit.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why is Flynn doing his The Dude impersonation?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s Anakin Skywalker Flynn.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, subtle Apple product placement.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, they’re going to make him mad at his dad for completely different reasons. Oh.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get to the night club scene?

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it to the end, but I stopped watching carefully right around the night club.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The real problem is that the movie never should have been about Flynn’s son. We watch Tron because we want to see Flynn and Tron. Sam just took valuable screen time away from them. But, it being about Sam, they should have at least made his emotional journey consistent.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty movie though.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty good-looking.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he loses his first game.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fun to watch. That guy is just bugging me. You’ve been out here for like a month, dude. Stop acting like the moral authority on complex alien social politics you know nothing about.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and don’t fall in love with your stated enemy after an hour. That too.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And stop making pop culture references like anybody will get them.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Desk of the Red Sox
CHICAGO – The Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs jointly announce this evening that, effective immediately, Theo Epstein has resigned from the Red Sox in order to become the new President of Baseball Operations for the Cubs. The Clubs also have reached an agreement regarding a process by which appropriate compensation will be determined for the Red Sox and that issue will be resolved in the near term.

An agreement as to a process by which compensation will be determined? But what about the pre-meeting committee to discuss the pre meeting hearings?

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Right after the ice-breakers.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs
Buster Posey. The cleanup-hitting catcher and the Giants’ most important position player, Posey began taking on-field batting practice Monday and also started running on his surgically reconstructed left ankle. He caught pitching prospects in the bullpen during instructional league workouts, too. He’ll remain in Arizona until Nov. 5, when he’ll return home to Georgia.

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_19168377?source=rss

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 21, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It makes us feel he’s ahead of schedule,” Sabean said.

Notice how Sabean hedges by saying “feel”. You really don’t know how much and how well Posey will play until he does. It could take most of the season to get a definitive answer.

Sabean said he probably cannot acquire another full-time catcher as insurance, though, because resources will be needed elsewhere.

What a joke. So if Posey can only go part time behind the dish, Stewart will be in there for the rest? The approach of ownership has really changed. I think we are going to miss Neukom. Sure, he was wasteful in signing and trading for players like Tejada and Cabrera, but at least he was willing to do the things it took to make the Giants a top contender. And I’m sure next season I’ll be asking a lot about why certain expensive relief pitchers are on the payroll while the offense continues to struggle to score runs.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 22, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And some injuries take a while to fully heal. Poor Torrey Mitchell broke his leg [horrifically] and it’s taken him really 2 years to get his speed and agility back. Of course he got injured again last night. I think I saw his arm fly off into the stands…but the Sharks, of course, just say “upper body injury”.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first two things they appear to be looking into is a SS and a leadoff hitter/CF type player. Those will cost bucks. Then throw in all the money to make the starting pitchers happy and keep most of the bullpen and there really isn’t that much money left unless they’re going to seriously increase the budget (break into Rainy Day Fund). That leaves very little room for a backup catcher.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 22, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but they could also end up needing a catcher for half a season. I’m assuming the market for quality SS/CF is thin unless the Giants are willing to spend big bucks or trade their top talent.
I just don’t like the idea of Sabean not having the money to provide the team with the proper insurance behind the dish. Posey’s health and abilities are a huge question mark.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 22, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Giants are going to make the playoffs next year and I think Cain is going to leave if they don’t make the offense better.

If that happens, I’m done with this stupid fucking team.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 22, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hometown team love can only go so far I suppose; if management is gonna fuck over the pitchers then I don’t want to care about it anymore

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 22, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, now I’ve got half a chubby. BRB.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need a minute for the other half to catch up?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'm here now

/doesn’t know

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you seen Tron: Legacy?

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sir, I have not

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, because I’m seeing how far I can go watching it.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that bad, huh?

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty colors, but it’s fairly frustrating as a narrative.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said

/doesn’t know

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-a

New SBN iPhone app rocks! Can “z” or “shift-a”. I just did!

by capn on Oct 21, 2011 8:33 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

via SB Nation iPhone app

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK the app is awesome now.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is the single biggest improved app from v1 to v2 I can recall...

They made something that had been utterly worthless into something quite useful. Can they do that with Aubrey Huff?

by capn on Oct 22, 2011 2:21 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hello

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

and... that Louisville highlight came on with the guy who broke his neck... jesus

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello, PikaTiger

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PikaLion?

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t root for teams other than the local ones?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct, sir

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonsense

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Badgers

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Begs the Question:

so, if the Giants hadn’t TGWTWS last year, would Theo Epstein now be our guy in charge?

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/that's not what begging the question means

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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more of a begging the answer

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough crowd

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go TREE tomorrow?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Texas Rangers-something-something?

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter your TRON with a Dick Tracy

I know I’m gonna win

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Tracy who ever did on the bad man

they didn’t take a dime
everything alright?
why don’t you shave off that silly mustache?

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby your mine on the platter baby

I’m gonna love you when you are alone
I’d helper out there
This time like… my,…

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken negotiation

dick tries it on
MAYBE WE SHOULD STEP OUTSIDE
we got a place to treat guys like this
go suck a lemon

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT THE BATH

anything less than the bath
kid
BUT
Alls fair in LOVE andbusiness

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the bad men away

can’t do this
get me mumbles
get me more mumbeles

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

behbey gal behbehgil!

neverhappen
he’s got no case got no case

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're breaking and entering you know


You know it’s legal for me to take you down to the place. Maybe that’s what you would expect

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touch it easy....

But MOOOOORRRRE
MOOOOOOOOREEE

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alls fair...


Just taking you home, Ms.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you don't know who to hold close

You can trust the kid:

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was also a bad movie. I remember seeing that as a kid.

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toys was the worst movie I have ever seen

Followed closely by Jason goes to hell.

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toys is charming.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Oct 21, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s thoughtful.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 22, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can post from my iPhone now

Woo I like turtles and pandas

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Oct 21, 2011 11:58 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Dude's got RIMS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D156oBJGOo&feature=related

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by jctGamer on Oct 22, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Oopsie. Another little jolt.

by non sequitur on Oct 22, 2011 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

We're still alive?

Harold Camping was wrong again!

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by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2011 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Doumit
In a pronouncement that comes as no surprise, general manager Neal Huntington said that the Pirates intend to decline club options for Ryan Doumit and Chris Snyder after the conclusion of the World Series. The catchers are two of four Pirates who hold club options for the 2012 season.

Any player who doesn’t have an option exercised will become a free agent.

“I hate closing doors,” Huntington said, “but I think it’s realistic to assume that neither option is realistically in play at this point in time.”

Snyder’s club option, which was negotiated when he was with Arizona, would pay him $6.75 million in 2012. Doumit’s option would trigger a $7.25 million salary next season and $8.25 million in 2013. Generally speaking, neither cost is exorbitant. They become a little more so, though, when you consider that both players are 30 years old and have been plagued by injuries throughout their careers.

Watch out, he’s evil Sabes.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 22, 2011 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to have him for the right price.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 22, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever the price, they are going to need plenty of holy water handy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 22, 2011 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today's weather - Saturday edition

A cold start for many of us in the East, with frost advisories up-and-down the Appalachians. Things should warm up this afternoon, with highs in the 60s as far north as Boston. Some showers are expected for upstate New York and the northern parts of New England.

Fair skies and pleasant temperatures for the Ohio Valley, south to the Gulf Coast. In the Midwest, a cold front brings lights showers and cloudy skies to Nebraska and Kansas, with the rest of the region looking at scattered showers later in the day.

An area of north Texas and southern Oklahoma may see some severe thunderstorms tonight. More on that below.

A frontal system in the Pacific Northwest brings showers and clouds to Washington, Oregon and parts of Idaho today. Sunny and warm for California, Nevada and the southern Rockies.

For game three of the World Series tonight in Arlington, the NWS is predicting a 50/50 chance of rain for the 7-10 p.m. CDT window. There is a possibility of some strong storms as well, but we won’t know more about that until this afternoon. First pitch temperature is expected to be 81, falling to the mid-70s by the end of the game. Winds will be blowing from the south at 10 mph.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 7:39 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

omg omg Buster Posey’s hat is almost touching where I live

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, would it be possible to add a shot of the argyled one?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sullivan? What’s his weather condition?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from Seattle right? So he could be rainy although I’m sure you already have a rainy icon…. maybe some variation of lighter or heavier rain than the regular rain dude?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman indicates rain these weather maps. Perhaps Sullivan could indicate drizzle/light rain. Or he could replace Berkman entirely. His face kinda creeps me out.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot and steamy.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it, get Lance Berkman away from me. And I don’t think I really need creepy Zito watching me from the southern half of the state, either.

Then again, I just saw the NOAA’s report on weather patterns for this winter. La Nina should be bringing extra cold and extra wet weather this winter, so there may be a lot of Berkman in my future.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Berkman is rain, right? What’s snow?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought the joke was

Posey = hot
Berkman = not hot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman is rain, Posey is sunny/fair skies.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah….is there a “snow” icon? Snow Miser needed: apply within.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet. I’m open to suggestions. Preferably Giants, but exceptions can be made. Submit your candidate for snow icon (along with twenty dollars) to me, and I’ll pick the winner! ENTER TODAY!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s hair.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

JT ?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. You win again.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re both very good ideas. I’ll play around with that a little and see how they pan out.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s hair on JT’s face?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you continue to criticize TL2’s use of the Creepy Zito, sirrah, we shall meet upon the field of honor.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 22, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yay Zeets

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy Zeetz looking at me from the heavens?

Oh dear

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Oct 22, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALIFORNIA IS ALL-BUSTER THIS WEEKEND

AND LOVING IT

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 22, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m off to buy ice… to add to the draaaahma of this craptastical year…. our frig konked out. At least we don’t have to pay to replace it….just have to eat everything in it….fast!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Good luck!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that. Stay cool.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

GP's tryin' to butter me up

The way to a man’s heart is through donating to his public radio station.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/950467578790c2ed/

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Awww.

For the record, I do not mean well.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink
wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly…

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s part of the national anthem

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NEWCASTLE

Hes coming home hes coming home Alan Shearer’s coming home……

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 22, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh Ahhhh Cantona!

/United fan…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 22, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It won’t last

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 22, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least that Barton fuckface isn’t a part of it, though.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 22, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

But as long as we don’t get relegated, I’m happy.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 22, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they wont get relegated…… I would be very impressed if Newcastle manages to stay high in the table and end up in the Europa leauge

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 22, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happened with my post on the Taiwan All Star team

I thought it was a good discussion starter. Also, baby pandas.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Oct 22, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps it required too much unpacking?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 22, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally I get a chance to see a World Series game! I’ve got mixed feelings as to who I want to win. Anyhow, for Pablo, I didn’t see my projection, but remember I was optimistic.

AB: 575
HR: 34
AVG: .318
OBP: .373
SLG: .575

He’s going to get his first MVP award in 2012.

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Oct 22, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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