Open World Series GameThread, 10/20
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GO RANGERS
Let’s see a slugfest full of pitching change desperation.
KINSLOLER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
GO COMET!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey guys, i'm not watching the World Series, too busy chilling outside...
that bad?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I think Josh Hamilton was walking to 1B
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Ferkel looks odd to me in a red hat.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t think they were even playing today. I thought they were playing on Thursday… then I realized [again] that today IS Thursday. Sheeesh.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
WHAT? THURSDAY?!? THE DEUCE YOU SAY!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
USE THE INFARED CAM ON THAT PLAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am protesting no new Community or Parks & Rec tonight by not watching this game
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
ITS A CARP
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
There is still hope in this world

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
They put ‘Jobless Scum’ on the back in special invisible ink to help the 1% with sorting.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
PULOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SNOOZE INNING
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Good morning!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You survived!!!!
How’s yur dad doing?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
kumusta!?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
LOL international date line
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That hat looks like something Delorean would wear
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOUNG
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
BeLOLtre
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TEXAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Giants never trailed in any playoff series last year.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
This is correct
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What a coincidence!
I am wearing that exact thing!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LUCKY!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dude, Berkman. You can't give yourself a nickname like "Big Puma"
Let other people give you nicknames
"Fat Elvis"
I have never heard of him called that. But it make sense, if a tad redundant.
CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLINA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDIER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
random thought
can we have Ben Zobrist?
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
random answer
nope.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
SOUSAPHONE!
Better?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
BINKLEBERRIES!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
SCHNOZZLEKNOCKERS!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
BIPPITYBOOMERS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
NattoPain!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
harsh
but fair
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
PICKLES!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Another snooze inning
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
ALLEZ RANGERS!
/laaaaawng day at work due Señor Gadhafi
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
FUNNNNNN!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fun fun fun
Looking forward to the weekend…
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Is your daddy gonna take the T-Bird away?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
How has the game been so far?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
TIGHT, TENSE BALLGAME
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
snoozefest
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
pickles
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
ST LOUIS INVENTED ICE TEA!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ITHACA INVENTED ICE CREAM SUNDAES
are we just saying random facts?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
McCarver is!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Did they really? /lights the TL2 sign
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
/extinguishes sign
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
rude
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Hmmm already the third inning and no runs. What happened to all those HRs? Did they use them all up? No wait that’s my team.
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
why do the Cards need homeruns
when they have the greatest baseball fans in the world?
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
So the fans are scoring in the stands? MY EYES!
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
PLUMP MIDWESTERNER SEX!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Too cold for home runs
They are vacationing in SF now.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Torreolbo!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TORRIE OBOE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW HAW
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HAIRY BERKELEY STUDENT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
HAIRY BABES FROM HALF BERKELEY BAY
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
FUR CAL!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hair Pie!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
LOL
I am slow.
Although I would think that FUR CAL would fear being attacked with red paint in Berkeley
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
All the twitter whining makes me happy that the NBA is locked out
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Like you needed any help.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a convenient excuse!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It certainly is!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I am just waiting for the first "I have a family to feed" post from a NBA player
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just curious, is this how you felt about the baseball strike?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Yes
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/Lebron signs a contract with the Poland Wujckcjckcjckcjcjs
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
/arranges for Wade and Bosh to join him
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it kind of hilarious that K-Mart is playing for a team in East Turkestan. Ürümqi isn’t the first place that I would expect an American-born All-Star to go to play basketball.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
As an American he probably makes no distinctions between the various foreign countries unless the US has been involved in a war there.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Even by not-America standards, Ürümqi is in the middle of nowhere. As I recall, it’s the furthest major city from the ocean in the world.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
A true American has no idea about any of that. There is the US, the countries that we have invaded or otherwise been involved in militarily (and of those, only WW1 and after qualify.) and a bunch of bumfuck nowhere, ‘dragons be here’ kind of shit. It’s likely he thinks he’s playing in Turkey.
Canada and Mexico can be acknowledged to exist, but too much actual knowledge of them is suspect. Cold War secret proxy wars don’t count.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
******

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Urumqi is a fairly big city.. I’ve only been the airport though. However your point is still valid there are plenty of other places I would rather play.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I’ve never been… I only made a brief foray into Uzbekistan from Dashoguz when I was working in Turkmenistan a few months back… Do they like Tashkent?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Yeah, I’m thinking I’d play in Italy or something.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
wow i did not know this LOL Braves
On July 31, 2007, Andrus, along with Jarrod Saltalamacchia and three other minor league pitchers (Matt Harrison, Neftali Feliz and Beau Jones), were traded from the Braves to the Rangers for Mark Teixeira and Ron Mahay.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Whenever McCarver is talking: http://youtu.be/Lmxcr87uLXE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Exactly
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ballgame.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I want episode two of the ResDog romance story!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He is probably in jail
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU, NORA EPHRON
YOUR LIES BROUGHT ME TO THIS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He’s probably too busy knockin’ boots to post.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/lifts a beer
Godspeed, ResDog.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That woman's toes are getting a vigorous workout
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ResDog has often expressed a fondness for Quentin Tarantino….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BELOLTRE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
PICKLOLS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VLASIC!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
J EDGAR RENTERIA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Did it look like the dude from ‘Burn Notice’ is playing Bobby Kennedy in the ad for the ‘J. Edgar’ movie? (No, not Bruce Campbell.)
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
Nice turn
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOLLIDAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Snooze fest
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pickles.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They pitched their asses off
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How was the flight? And how is your father doing?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
The flight was a bit of a surprise as apparently Delta takes a more mid-latitude route SFO-NRT than I remember Northwest. Passing right over Midway. It was a little bumpier closer to North America flying over the fronts extending from the Gulf of Alaska, but clear and solid all the way into Japan. Once I took my second .5 Xanax I was calm enough. Didn’t sleep until NRT-MNL though, which is only 3.5 hours, and was a little bumpy as it hugged the Ryukyu Islands. Did manage to see Okinawa, all lit up at night, passing by.
Dad is still in ICU recovery but he’s awake, alert, and asked me what the score of Game 1 was.
I rhyme with freak.
HANDEGG PREDICTION!!
Bye Week 34
49ers 17
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
I was wondering what this bi-week I keep hearing about was. “San Francisco has a bi-week” I was thinking, “duh, 52 of them.”
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Bye Week is going to return one Alex Smith fumble for a touchdown!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
GRUMPY NOLAN RYAN HAS GAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT
anyone know how to get a title for a car that has no title?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
You have to go to DMV and prove ownership in some fashion
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a hand-written bill of sale and the expired reg from North Carolina
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
That should work.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. They will run the VIN to see if anyone else has it registered
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm. Do I have to get it running/smogged first to get a title?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Depends on the year
Cars older than 30 years do not need to be smogged.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to get it smogged
Alternatively, you can get something called a non-operational permit, but you can’t flash that to a cop if you get pulled over.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
bit of a catch22
I don’t want to spend the $$ to get it running well if I can’t get a proper title
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I think you can get the title and the non-op permit without smogging it. To register it you will need the smog cert. The DMV is probably a better source than me though.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is correct
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
z
Just bring the DL of whoever you killed when you got the car. Should probably have one of the guy’s body parts as well, just to be safe. They ask about that sometimes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
bah
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I believe it’s in the trunk, Underscore
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
good thinking
might lead to some maintenance problems down the road, though
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“Pickles.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cheat.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Holy Moses!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Andrus is putting on a show
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
John Heyman is impressed
and just picked the Phillies to win it in 5
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shift-A
Andrus to Kinsler. Wow.
I just came a little.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
HE DIDN’T SAY WHERE HE CAME
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB international broadcast team is saying
wild cards should not have home field regardless of the result of the ASG.
Now they’re showing CJ Wilson, “the reason the Cardinals have home field advantage.” DAYUM.
I rhyme with freak.
INTERNATIONAL BURN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be determined by the teams regular season record…… BUD SELIG
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Going by regular season record doesn't really make sense because the teams in question don't face the same competition
Or, at least, they shouldn’t.
/Selig’d
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I don’t get all the hate for the All Star game determining home field advantage. I like that the game has some meaning.
No one here gets out alive.
Yeah there really is no fair method. Would people prefer a coin flip? Rock-paper-scissors between managers?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really their place to say that during a broadcast of a game.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
These are the guys who said during the 2002 WS, “Look at the Angels. They’re happy, they’re fun, that’s a baseball team. Compare that to the Giants, they look like they don’t care.”
I rhyme with freak.
Classless.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HFA should be determined by paper, scissors, rock.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
RO-SHAM-BO!
OK, best out of three…
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DUCK DUCK GOOSE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
EAT MY SHORTS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SALAMI SALAMI BALONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
God damn it, this is a good game.
:(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ALL TOO EASY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8PyTo6NyXA
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LOL MEWBS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
i’m playing final fantasy tactics
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
X !!
BLITZBALL!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that game is so bloody hard
the soundtrack = niiiiice
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think Vandal Hearts is the superior game, but the people have spoken.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i got it on the iphone
which is cool, though it keeps randomly quitting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This is like watching the Padres play the Padres
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
With more beards and flab.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And last names
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And pickles.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And ethnically diverse bullpens.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
America.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
grumble, political ads.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm thinking about making a run at the White House
My campaign would consist of me dressing like a giant chicken and boking at the microphone. My aides would tell the public that this represents my willingness to do anything for the country.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Throw a “God Bless America” in there and it might work
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Your teleprompter would have nothing but "boks" on it
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Anderson Cooper: Mr. Lewis, the partisan politics of today have alienated the American people to the point where some wonder whether the system can even exist as currently structured. Your campaign has promised to bring a unifying voice to the White House. How do you intend to do that?
Me: BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOKBOKBOK BOK BOK BOK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Are navy uniforms functional?
They look pretty silly.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, yes. The flap opens downward in front and—
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I always wondered what all the hispanic players think of all the “America, Fuck Yeah!” moments. It’s not like a lot people from other countries play baseball
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
What about the Japanese or the Koreans or the Canadians.
Or whatever.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
It’s even weirder in hockey where they do the same stuff and there might be three Americans playing on that team at the most
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Same thing happens during soccer matches.
The International Sports Accord of 1964 stipulated that any sporting event anywhere in the world must begin with a national anthem, preferably local.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They usually play an anthem at sporting events I have been to abroad. It isn’t something uniquely American..
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It’s kind of funny to hear the French anthem being belted out during soccer matches, what with the watering fields with the blood of their enemies line.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The German National Anthem is always a little weird to hear.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it by heart… I find it amusing how the anthem is about getting invaded…
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
ALLONS ENFANT DE LA PATRIIIIIIIIIEE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I tried to memorize it once. Didn’t realize what I was getting into.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras….. égorger nos fils et nos compagnes.. I have a mother with french and Italian citizenship… lived in France and speak French and a view other language makes it easier for me….. try memorizing the Spanish anthem that is an easy one..
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
lol egorger means to cut somebodies throat
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It’s a lurid little anthem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Les anglais, ces foudres de guerre
Ont éprouvés nos batallons.
Leur sang a rougi la poussière
Leurs corps ont comblé nos sillons.
Armé d’un courage intrépide
Toussaint partout guidait nos pas
Et dans l’action de nos combats
Son panache était notre guide
Terrible aux ennemis
Humain pour ses amis
Toussaint, Toussaint, reçoit nos vœux,
Par toi, tout est heureux.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
/stabbing, violence
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BONER SAILBOAT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
DROP ANCHOR!
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Did you know Phillies CF @ShaneVictorino is our Twitter analyst for the #WorldSeries? He loves the game, know his stuff. Follow along!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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LOL YOUNG!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOLGANDO
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LOLGANDO!!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
losing one was hard enough
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Last time anyone’s done that was the 91-92 Braves and both those Series were really close.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA HA
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That was pretty funny
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i want to root against the Cardinals
but its just so hard to root for the Rangers.
No one here gets out alive.
LOL RANGERS OFFENSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL VLAD

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which was worse: these two muffs, or his two feeble swings against MadBum in Game 4?
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't find a GIF of that quickly with GIS so instead I'll provide this

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time the Rangers won a postseason game in an NL park was never.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CAIN
Ok, if history is a guide, this closely-contested pitchers’ duel is going to become a blowout in the bottom of the eighth.
Washington burned Murphy
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRREALBA
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
STEVE BAVARIAN!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
PULOLS!!
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GALOOT
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KINSLOLER
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
The Rangers are starting to get that "Oh, Jesus, not again" look
I wonder if they’ll get swept?
This is the part of the game where O'Day walks 50 guys in a row.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
O'Day's the guy that Uribe hit the bomb off of
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
GiantPain'd
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA
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Aaron Rowand’s meaningless triple in that game was almost certainly his third-best moment as a Giant. Also I find it amusing that Bochy was playing matchups even when up six runs.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
What are the others?
Skipping the cutoff man (as usual) to get the runner at the plate in the NLCS, and his leaping catch in the no-hitter?
I’d put his 9th inning, 2-out bomb off Nuñez in Florida up there.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Those were the two that I was thinking of. The home run in Miami is another one that works; I had forgotten about that one. At the end of that game, he was hitting .327/.362/.509 for the year; over the remainder of his Giants career, he hit .222/.270/.349.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
.222/.270/.349 also translates as
putrid.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
You misspelled "gritty"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
That is what happens when you have galoots in the outfield.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
AUGH
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Dammit!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Parks & Rec Gif Just Because I Miss Posting These

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Also in memoriam of not having a new episode tonight
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
everybody pants now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Oh brother.
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Good hustle play there by Andrus
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CHOKERS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
OH THAT TONY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He’s coming in. He must already have been warming up. I thought he was just getting up.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
and then Dotel will come in
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I didn’t think Rhodes could get warm fast enough to face Hamilton.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
or not
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
not an error on Poo Holes. it wasn’t a good throw. shut up moroncarver
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
They gotta give an errah to someone
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I’d give it to Jay, if anyone. can’t it just be a fielder’s choice/advancing on the throw?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So when will Howlaand Reed show up anyway?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i think my least favorite chapter in the whole series
is Victarion’s “The Reaver” chapter inAFFC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i just reread it today
it’s basically all the worst aspects of Ironborn culture plus Euron is a creep
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You could say that about anything involving the Greyjoys that aren’t Reek
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Asha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
and the Victarion chapters in ADWD are hilariously over the top
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Dany so gonna do him.
I think Victarion can take Daario in a fight.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
he is her type
but i feel like he’s kind of old
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yeah she doesn't like old dudes
And Victarion is, uh, underendowed or something. She might not like that either.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL SER GRANDFATHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
poor jorah
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
tbh
he brought it on himself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He did. Still feel bad for him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
outside of the lannisters and the starks, the mormonts get by far the most screen time (I think).
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i love the fierce Mormont ladies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hmmm. I don’t know about that. I’d say Tullys, Tyrells, Baratheons before Mormonts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
In the show, I think. If they’re cutting out the Blackfish, Edmure, and Riverrun, all we’ll have is Cat and The Crazeh.
I rhyme with freak.
I think they’ll bring in Edmure/Riverrun in S3. But RIP Blackfish.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
and so far the Mormont ladies haven't gotten any screentime in the show
Jeor and Jorah are fantastic though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Gonna have to totally rewrite Edmure’s character.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How can you cut out Riverrun? Doesn’t seem possible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t think they’ll cut it out completely, but they’re already introducing a lot of new locales next year (Dragonstone, Harrenhaal, Qarth, Storm’s End), so they might hold off on Riverrun for a year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah, Baratheons definitely. I guess I said that because the Mormonts are major characters in two separate POVs, not to mention the various Mormonts around Robb.
Freys are all over the damn place.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, one way or the other, Dany needs the Iron Fleet. So something is going down there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
what’s going to happen with that horn? i just noticed that euron tells victarion the last guy who blew the horn, his lungs filled with soot or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yup.
Gonna be used for something!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don’t think I can handle another book mainly about who Dany’s going to do and who she wants to do
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Ser Barristan
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HE NEEDS TO SHAVE HIS BEARD, BLAR BLAR RABBLE
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Speaking of the beard...
Chalupa commercial!@
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
wonder if the Rangers will Giant this up
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
nope
Hamilton came through
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRUSSA
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I thought he hit it better than that
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
me, too
but replay showed it was clearly off the end of the bat
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That was anti-climactic.
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.
Rhodes is clearly exhausted after that pitch
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
eh hoppen
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.
Washington is going to call the squeeze.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
I thought Lance Lynn was a country music star?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I recall this guy making his debut against us this summer. as I recall, he didn’t do well.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
that was the Huff 3-homer game
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I smell a WP upcoming
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OH HA HA HA
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Young
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Bastards
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
a thousand KNBR callers just came in their pants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
And then suddenly fell silent.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I fear something terrible has happened
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Hey, they drove home a runner from 3rd with < 2 outs
Is that allowed?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
That’s what happens when you have hitters who know that if you hit a ball into the outfield, the runner will score.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Only allowed on sac flies.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I still think of Pedro Feliz first every time I see the name Feliz mentioned without context.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
We all think of Pedro Feliz every time we see the name Feliz mentioned.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
omg McCarver, shut up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
PUJOLS ERROR!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFU, McDouchebag
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Goodbye Yadier
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gee, I bet Tony wishes he had the vrooom of Eli Whiteside
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED
TOMMEN HAS KITTENS!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
i want Tommen to make it out alive
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ser Pounce!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh Feliz, thanks for making this game fun
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
LOL BUNTS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That AB was positively Huffian
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Bah
Huff gets his bunts down.
We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.
by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Buffoon
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
TIme for Tony to shut the lights off.
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Likely to happen at Busch Stadium anyway.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/thats_the_joke.jpg
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bah
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
COMET
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, that was a fun inning.
LOL Defense.
LOL Relay.
LOL Bunts.
Neftali.
We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.
by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
The Rangers Padre their way to a victory
And Mike Adams gets the win LOL. So fitting.
really? hardly felt it here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Not quite as hard as the one earlier today, twss, but still pretty sharp compared to the ones I’ve experienced over the last 15 or so years.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Earlier this afternoon. (See Merope’s link below.)
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to feel a 4 to really appreciate a 6.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
That makes sense, then
The only earthquake that I’ve ever felt was the Alum Rock earthquake in 2007, and that was a 5.6.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
another earthquake?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Big?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
didn't feel big here but apparently it felt big elsewhere
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/ancient precambrian fault opens thanks to fracking
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
This second one was a violent shaking.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqscanv/FaultMaps/122-38.html
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
my cat is not happy about that one
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Buttquake
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't feel it
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
37.869°N, 122.252°W
Plug that into Google maps to see the epicenter.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Cool. I didn’t even know Google Maps could do that.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Man,
those epicenters are getting closer to Memorial Stadium. Wonder if the construction workers dug too greedily and too deep.
We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.
by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
That seemed bigger than this afternoon
So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.
I think it may have been just as sharp, but was a half-second or so shorter in duration.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
me and this person are kindred spirits

The first six innings are overrated.
We should have nationalized. I have a buddy — who, naturally, works on Wall Street — who would have been just the coldhearted bastard to put in charge of it. He would have smiled as he told his recent peers that their bonus was not being fired. It would have been great.
Obama was too nice.
If they were truly too big to fail, then nationalization was the only remotely fair option.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
It’s so obvious, it must be wrong, or something.
Sometimes it pisses me off that all the assholes in politics these days are cowards. FDR would not have let this lie.
It’s not that they are cowards (which they are). They rely on these banks for elections.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
See...
They are afraid they won’t get re-elected!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Ha, I guess that's true.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I guess I’m old and jaded, but I pretty much think all politicians are p00pheads.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I feel the same way. With a few exceptions it seems like any soul they had is whittled away by ambition, special interests, etc… By the time one gets into a high political position they have become P00pyhead McGee.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
It’s pretty much a situation where best case scenario now is preventing further deregulation that will make shit like this even easier to happen in the future. For the life of me I can’t understand how anyone not ridiculously wealthy is willing to vote so obviously against their own interests, over and over again.
Enjoy your flat tax, bitches!
The first six innings are overrated.
Okay, a few more people like this one and I’ll start feeling good about this.
Because seriously MUST THERE ALWAYS BE DRUM CIRCLES why is there never a string quartet at these things honestly
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
RAPTURE!?!?!??!!!!!!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Damn frat kids with their hazing rituals.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, no way
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
way
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=37.8687+-122.2518(M3.8+-+SAN+FRANCISCO+BAY+AREA,CALIFORNIA-+2011+October+21++03:16:05+UTC)&hl=e&ll=37.868691,-122.251778&spn=0.000534,0.000693&t=h&z=21&vpsrc=6
LOL CHI PSI
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
PI Kappa Alpha wins!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Shift A
LOLOLOLOL CARDS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL GIANTS
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
LOL PHILLIES
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WIN
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Also
LOL CAL
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
BUT MAYNARD IS UNBELIEVABLE!?!?!!??!!!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
OT: anybody a fan of this new show Person of Interest?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
No, but I’m intrigued by this new Kelsey Grammar show where he plays someone named CAIN. Except that they may spell it K-a-n-e.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno, don’t watch tv shows.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
definitely looks good... kind of interesting
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I’ve been recording the episodes, but haven’t watched yet
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
looks good
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I watch it. It's getting better.
The pilot was tedious tryng to explain the premise of “the machine” (no, not PtB, unfortunately).
Last weeks ep. was the best so far, mostly because of Linda Cardellini (rrowrr) who guest-starred.
Tonight’s is DVR’d, will watch in a few.
Most disappointing show so far this season…American Horror Story. I had SUCH high hopes, and I LOVE Connie Britton…but the show is unwatchable. I even watch Pan Am over AHS.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
should I go to Hamburger Habit?
i’ve heard that it’s better than in n’ out
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
As in The Habit? or is this something else now?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Okay that’s the one I was thinking of… Mr. Merope says they are very similar, but the Habit might be a bit better.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Hamburglar
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
U R 8
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
UR 7
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I had an amazing burger from my favorite place today: http://www.yelp.com/biz/fivetenburger-oakland
I follow 4 people on twitter: ExtraBaggs, McC, LookoutLanding and this truck. Gotta stalk the hell out of them since they don’t go south of Oakland nearly enough.
The first six innings are overrated.
Definitely heard it's better than In 'n' out... also heard the same about Five Guys
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
In n' Out is still the victor
the burger at Habit was scrawny and dry, with some kind of Velveeta cheese. Bun was not as good as In n’ Out. Onion rings were pretty good. Other burger-alternatives on the menu looked promising, though. Also, I spotted some pepperoncini’s, which is always a welcome sight.
The staff seemed a little weird, a little over-attentive, like they were under surveillance or something.
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I have a burning hatred for XFS right now
First you take 4 months to send me this rebate check, and then when you finally do it’s on some postcard looking bullshit where I’ll probably have to actually wait in line for a real teller to cash it? What the hell?
The first six innings are overrated.
Man...this place is hard to read on a cell phone
I may to go to gaslampball or something
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by CalBear949 on Oct 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL!!!!! or head over to trueblue
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
It’s harder to molest a moving target, or so I’ve heard
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Oct 20, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
caught the highlights on MLBNet
I what came to mind with Kinslers blooper that fell perfectly between 3 players was karmic balance from the ball he hit off the top of the wall in last years WS.
Also, I picked up a 2nd job for a little while so I can put together the final $10k I need to pay my parents back for the house they helped us get in Monterey. Whee, we’re moving down there in a couple months when my current house sells and I get my transfer to the Monterey City FD! so many things going on, so excited!
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
…and no one’s awake, heh. Oh well catch ya later
What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Oct 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen many 'shops in my time....
GIS search for ‘Colby Lewis Japan’

Apparently some sort of artist’s rendition. Can someone confirm that this is only a facsimile of MLB Playoff monster Colby Lewis?
He should have those tumors on his arms looked at.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
This should be done for all ball players.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You have my gratitude.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What gives, Grant?
No writeup on Scott Feldman? Burlingame High School grad and in the WS two years in a row, and no love?
I’ve noted this before, but the amazing thing to me about the 2010 Rangers is that they began the year with the plan being Feldman and Rich Harden heading their rotation.
by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BHS!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift Team Badonkadonk
Hi All. I can never sleep while I’m on vacation. What’s up?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I know!
I’m in Ontario, thank goodness. I think.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
That, and West Covina.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I dearly hope kdl can do better than vacation in that Ontario.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ontario: Its airport is better than LAX!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I remember when that airport was a bunch of trailers
And you had to walk out on the tarmac to board the planes.
LOL OLD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I have walked on that tarmac!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
so i'm pretty sure my presence overexcites my father
his heart rate rises when i’m around. i’ve decided to visit as briefly as possible.
i hope it’s rising because of joy and not some sort of OMG THE DEADBEAT “ARTISTIC” CHILD IS HERE grr grr
I rhyme with freak.
Bryan Srabian?! WTF. That's weirdly close to Sabes name
MLB Giants Social Media Dir Bryan Srabian: “If the #WorldSeries ratings are so low, how much lower would they be if the game started much earlier? Day Baseball?”
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
maybe it’s his alter ego?
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.
by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s dark outside!
And thanks to numnuts time change isn’t until Nov 6th this year!
All that energy I was supposed to be saving? I’m using in the morning cuz it’s DARK!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I violently oppose any move to expand DST further. Socialists.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Used to be the clocks were changed the weekend before Halloween-ish. I can’t take my walks in the morning in the dark!!! If I get mugged can I sue the dimwit who changed the times?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I hope so. I hate that guy.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Guess I’ll drive to the park and hope it’s light enough when I get there. I want to listen to KorK this morning too…one of them said the WS would be an absolute slug fest…. hehehehe. [course last year they said “pitching duel”]
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
http://www.sacnaturecenter.net/atthecenter.html
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Good morning
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:23 AM PDT reply actions
You leave my can out of this! =p
Allow this image of two galaxies smashing in to each other cheer you up!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Galactic butt pee?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I recently learned that there are black holes at the center of most galaxies.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Including our own!
And sometimes more than one.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I mentioned this the other day but I saw the black hole episode of How the Universe works on Netflix the other day and it blew my mind. It ended with scientists trying to take pictures of the black hole in the middle of our galaxy. Man, those things are crazy
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yeah, you pretty much have to look at the objects around a black hole to even determine they are there. They are hard to see unless they are currently eating something or if you have stars orbiting close enough to them that they appear to accelerate as they get close to the event horizon before being flung back out.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
The way they were trying to photograph it was by looking for the outline of stuff it is devouring. I guess the way the were able to prove it is even there was looking at the closest stars that orbit it. The had very small orbital paths and were traveling really fast.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
If you zoom in really far
You can see Matt Cain in a millennium falcon
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
My work web filter is blocking these images =(
What are they?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
The front pages of this morning’s Fort Worth Star-Telegram and Dallas Morning News, and they’re both carrying the same headline (“NINTH LIFE”) and almost identical pictures of Elvis Andrus.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
It's Texas
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
shift-a: the world is still here
The amount time it takes to scroll to the bottom on a cell phone on here is insane.
My screen looked like scroll screen for Matrix
Also, not a error on Pujol.
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Also, not a error on Pujol.
Are you debating this or stating the scorers decision? It was ruled an error (changed after the game). Correctly IMO.
There’s no way that should be charged as an earned run to the pitcher—even a Cardinal pitcher.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
No…just not on Pujols
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So you’re saying a throwing error on the right fielder for hitting the tip of the cutoff man’s glove? If true, that’s an, umm, interesting way of looking at it.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
It was a bad throw. I do not blame Pujols for not catching it. Similar to a bad throw from a catcher during a SB attempt
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The throw was offline, but it didn’t look like Pujols made a reasonable attempt to cut it off. It was definitely an error on Pujols.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Pujols did look like a fat ad out-of-shape softball player in a rec league lunging for it, however.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
When I first saw it I thought he wasn’t really going for it. I thought he was trying to fake the runner back to first but caught a little bit of it on accident.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I thought he was just slowing down because he was where the throw should have gone, and then had to speed up again.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
A bad throw from a catcher that allows the runner to advance a base is an error on the catcher.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Exactly. Not on the SS or 2b throwing to.catch the throw.
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What if the catcher makes an offline throw and the MI doesn’t really try for it and the ball ends up in CF?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I think that Pujols could have caught it but it would have taken a heck of a play. The throw was bad and tailing away
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sorry
Not on the fielder trying to catch the throw
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think the situations are a little different though. If it’s totally wide, then yeah, it’s on the catcher. If it ticks off the 2B’s glove and trickles out into RF, I don’t think that’s on the catcher.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
That throw from RF was way totally wide though – it was headed for the pitching rubber, that’s where a throw from CF to home should cross, not a throw from RF to home. The ball only ticked off Pujols’ glove because he made an effort to go get it.
Also, McCarver really needs to stop pronouncing it Poo Holes.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you using your new SII? If so, how do you like it?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yup
I love it. Insanely fast and Android is great. Only complaint is the bloatware accessing data (Darn you AP Mobile!!!) but I found an app that blocks it.
The virtual keyboard is a little annoying but I am getting used to it. The landscape keyboard is really helpful.
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Landscape is the only way to use a virtual keyboard. What does it have for memory?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
No. Landscape view has bigger keys. You also use Swype but that is too complicated for me.
RAM is 1 gig
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s not literally the only way but it is the only way if you want to be able to type accurately.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I see what you mean…Agree
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wonder what the roll out time will be for Android 4.0. I’m sure the SII will be towards the top of the list but one has to think it may take a while since it looks to be a complete overhaul of the OS and of course Samsung has to mesh it’s GUI too.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
With Samsung making the Nexus Prime…I think the S2 will get ICS pretty soon.
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We’ve achieved the natural progression of CBJD going from posting about new phones to posting about posting FROM a new phone. This place is getting so meta.
The first six innings are overrated.
Who is CBJD?
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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Aaron :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
There’s pretty much nothing about this man I like, other than the throw in the NLCS. He went to Cal State Fullerton! Douche.
The first six innings are overrated.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
The first six innings are overrated.
I totally need to wake up still, but
I think it’s fantastic that I’ve already forgotten what aaron rowand looks like.
The first six innings are overrated.
There has to be an explanation. It is like seeing Buster wearing Dodgers gear.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOLCAL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait…Aaron recognition fail
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I was trying to convince myself.that it wasn’t.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I saw a white guy with a goatee wearing USC gear and immediately SL’d the photo because I’m at work and it is grotesque. The thought of Rodgers ever wearing that never crossed my mind.
The first six innings are overrated.
unpacked...
You hate white people? I’m so very offended…. /calls the NAAWP…
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
All white people look alike to me. I still can’t tell my uncles apart.
The first six innings are overrated.
I have the same problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I can! The ones on my mom’s side are WASPy and the ones on my dad’s side are dagos. However, I can’t tell the individual uncles on either side apart.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He bet with Clay Matthews on the Cal-USC game
and lost :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
It makes me laugh.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If you play the movie, it shows Nads striking out on a football low and away.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
The same is true of "Gone With the Wind"
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL
I thought that movie was awesome.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
The scene of all the injured folks in the train station was amazing.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
My main problem with that movie is that Tara is such an incredible bitch I could only but root for awful things to happen to her yet there’s so many people out there who thinks she’s some sort of major heroine. Also, it’s the South so I was rooting for Sherman to burn everything down.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Tara was the plantation. You are thinking about Scarlett
But you are right, Scarlett was a huge bitch. The fact that the story was filled with bad things happening to her was a sort of a tale of karmic payback. Rhett was also an asshole, so they were perfect for each other.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
It's supposed to be a representation of the South
before and after the Civil War
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
And in the books and the movies, it’s about the Nobility of the South and how those carpet-bagging, barbarian Yankees destroyed it during the War of Northern Aggression.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
my inner Fighting Irish wants to kick his ass .......
GO IRISH GO!!!!!
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.
by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
For those of you too lazy to make your way down to the Fanshots
I just posted this:
It’s really fucking weird.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Hey, look, another sport for Fox to ruin!
Looking forward to Joe Buck being bored and trying to fit in promos for “The X Factor” during the Brazil-Germany semifinal.
"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein
Does this mean more of the group games will be on the tube?
At least Fox has FSC.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
X-Factor is really boring
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So they are already working on the
soccer playing robot graphics.
RIP 2011 Giants Post Season
by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
ESPN and ABC did a fine job. Why can’t we have good things?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
but when the games got good, they brought in the Brits. I also don’t have the Fox Sports Channels but have ESPN and ESPN 2 so that’s another minus right there. And throw in the fact FOX doesn’t really like sports and sees them as just a way to promote the “X Factor” that’s another minus
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that already in the works.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Can we please have presidential elections every 2 years? It seems like pretty much the only way to get Obama to not be a huge wimp.
The first six innings are overrated.
Fuck no!
Kripes I’m sick to death of all the political crap.
Why back in my day the campaigning for the next election didn’t start the freaking day after the last one!!!!
GET OFF MY BALLOT BOX!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I was clearly being a bit tongue in cheek there; I agree with you on that. I just like to see Obama develop some semblance of a spine now that he’s up for re-election.
The first six innings are overrated.
I think you will see a much stronger Obama in his second term
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
At least he can stop campaigning then
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Define ‘really leaving’.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
ALL US TROOPS
Fulfilling a long-held campaign promise, President Barack Obama announced Friday that he will pull all U.S. troops out of Iraq by the end of the year, as conditioned by the Status of Forces Agreement with the country.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
They are leaving 150 or so in the country to deal with arms sales.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that include contractors and mercenaries?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Considering you can't restrict private companies from doing business there probably not
If private contractors presence in a country is your definition of having a meaningful presence in a country then we have a presence in tons more countries than Iraq and Afghanistan
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
IAWTC
Apparently you think differently. What about contractors in the employ of the US govt.? Do you consider that a presence?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Oh fair enough then
I know the numbers your talking about were pretty high at the apex of the war I will admit I don’t know the numbers now of govt employed private contracts. However, a lot of those contractors were serviced and supplemented things the military was doing so I imagine those numbers will go down significantly as well.
My opinion would depend on the numbers/budget allocated to those contractors. However, I consider an official military pullout to be significant.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Hmm...looks like beach weather today
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 21, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions
646 degrees on the coast today. I hate it when it gets that hot.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Sunny with a chance of a disturbance in the Force.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was the warning. It’s the people watching the forecast who didn’t act. Apathetic Alderaanians.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Click this link to make my nether regions tingle!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I got Hoth.
By the way…I clicked it.
My head asploded from the awesome.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Of course Sacramento is like Tatooine. Of course.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope. It’s Endor. Not sure what city it originally looked up.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Tatooine seemed a bit harsh for 71 and sunny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's Autumn in Mos Eisley.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
I bet the beaches were crowded. You know some people went into work on Wednesday saying “Oh sure, they always predict Armageddon. Then later in the day they’re all ‘It looks like the ultimate force in the universe still can’t aim for shit’.”
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
And...
Pearl Jam 20 will debut on PBS’s American Masters tonight.
RIP 2011 Giants Post Season
by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
And...
It’s the 25th anniversary of the Bridge School Benefit. It will be streamed
live on their YouTube channel and Facebook page. Tomorrow only. Not Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/bridgebenefitconcert
Story:
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_19158290
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Good to know!
Speaking of Bridge School, this is a million kinds of awesome.
RIP 2011 Giants Post Season
by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Too bad no Jenny Riley :(
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
I think the Pearl Jam move would make more sense if it was called “PJ 20: Five Years of Being Good and !5 Years of ‘Are You Guys Still Around?’”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I am currently eating a Russet Potato
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Sorry to hear that.
RIP 2011 Giants Post Season
by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I have one last honeycrisp apple.. today or tomorrow that puppy’s getting eaten!!
I’ve been disappointed with the quality of TJ’s honeycrisp apples this year. If you are going to sell them prebagged, quit running the bags over with a humvee beforehand.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
So today was supposed to be the rescheduled Rapture ..........
………… still here ………….
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.
So am I
Not that that means anything.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I was kind of hoping there’d be a Rapture because I wouldn’t have to worry about looking for a job but considering us Jews get the short end of the stick when it happens, maybe it’s better that it didn’t happen.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
There will be plenty of job openings on Earth after people have been raptured. It will be a boon for the economy!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a good point. And since the world is supposed to end anyways seven years after the Rapture, I won’t have to worry about retirement savings and 401K plans so partyin, partyin, yeah.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
TEH RAPSHURE WILL PAY FOR IT SELF
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Sucks for you!
We’re all gonna be in heaven, partying it up big with Kirk Cameron!

The first six innings are overrated.
WOOO!!!!
As long as they have those Subway hoagies there, I’m down. lol!
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.
by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll stay down here with the morally loose women, thank you very much.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd .......
for debauchery.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.
by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I have been raptured
They have wireless in Heaven. Also, I was shocked to find out that Jeebus really does look like a Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a shame. I hope he looked more like this

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not mad at my son. Just disappointed.
shaneloux Shane Loux
"@Daryl_Maday: @shaneloux what gun you get?" Thompson Center Arms .50 cal
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
A .50 caliber rifle is a ridiculously big gun.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
How else are you going to get rid of those rabbits eating your flower bed?
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Labor saver
With a .50 there won’t be much left to clean up!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man. Razor Ramon.
Not looking good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Scott Hall.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hard Gay is a dangerous thing to google.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I guess Chris Benoit takes the cake, but Razor Ramon looks like something you’d find in a sewer gutter. How do you do that to yourself?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yah that was brutal
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Link?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
I read that article without looking at who wrote it. I got about half way through before thinking “This is so written by Jeff Passan.”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Do I even want to know?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Just your normal “this guy isn’t a leader” outrage article. Poopin’ on a keyboard.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Another article about how refusing to speak to the media makes you worse than Hitler.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I deserve your answers to my stupid questions, dang it!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
How did you feel when you made that critical error in the 9th?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Check out ESPN’s Sweet Spot blog- a nice combo of stats based analysis and non-stats based analysis. They’ve been going through each managerial decisions one-by-one and analyzing them on whether it was a good call or not and why. I don’t necessarily believe every manager’s decision really affects the game (Motte was looking pretty bad so going to Rhodes might not have been a bad call) but still interesting stuff.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
The guy who used to run Sweet Spot also opined on last night’s managerial decisions!
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I love all the breakdowns of managerial moves and how they’re treated like a chess match but the reality is that the stats could say something’s obvious and it still wouldn’t work. Sometimes things happen. If Cruz got a better jump, the Cardinals don’t win on Wednesday. If the ball to Pujols is more on the line, none of that would have happened.
On the other hand, nobody thinks going to Rhodes was the right idea.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
They should have put Mote in the outfield for one batter
and then put him back in to pitch after Rhodes faces Hamilton.
If you want some more analysis of managerial moves, check out Tango and MGL’s blog:
http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php
"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski
by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
That would have been SO LaRussa if they did. If it worked, baseball writers everywhere would have tried to figure out a way to get TLR a Nobel Prize in Managerial Awesomeness
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
What??
You don’t call this great writing??
Pujols almost certainly will talk after Game 3, because the Cardinals will tell him how bush league it looks to biff the game and peace out.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Hey, Lars!
One of the University of Hawaii guys will be on ATC this evening, talking about the exoplanet you were talking about yesterday. The two-way should air around 1:25, 3:25 and 5:25 p.m. Pacific.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Awesome!
Thank you very much!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The real tragedy here is that the sentencing guidelines are much harsher for people convicted of stealing guacamole.
The first six innings are overrated.
MANDATORY MINIMUMS ARE RACIST!
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
the unemployed tow-truck driver claimed he was desperate to support his family.
So he steals 1,000 pounds of avocado? Is this Billy Beane’s cousin? Looking for undervalued ways of supporting a family.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT-A - Good Afternoon & Happy Friday.
Had an evening doctors appointment so I DVR’d the game last night.
Fun Fact: The earthquake shook the BEJESUS out of my poor 4th floor SOMA apartment.
Glad to see they got the error on Pujols correct, he totally botched that.
And while I’m obviously rooting for the Cardinals, I gotta say: LOL TONY LOLRUSSA
Felt a little pang of sadness for Washington when he was looking completely dejected in the bottom of the 8th.
Still hoping the Cardinals win this thing, but also psyched we’ve got a SERIES.
also: What did I miss??
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t feel that earthquake out here, for some reason.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Well, myself, I did not have NPR turned up to 11…so…there’s that.
Still fundraising?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. The drive should end sometime tomorrow evening. I had a mild breakdown on the air yesterday, and just let fly. It was weird, and not my finest hour.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I must admit to really wanting to hear this.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the only record is a low-fi aircheck we had rolling at the time. I hope that record is soon erased.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I am considering how hefty of a bribe it would take to acquire it… are your co-workers corruptible?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Breakdown ranting, crying? Details man, details!
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I just checked out. I said things that didn’t make sense. Toward the end of the show, I remember going on a weird tangent about how freedom isn’t free, and neither is public radio. Odd stuff.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
That’s a classic line!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Best of luck as you make it to the finish line, don’t poop like a marathoner!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It could have been improved with a murderous, possessed doll.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This kid’s a pretty bad actor, though.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg&feature=youtu.be
Blizzard wins again.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I came twice watching this trailer
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You must have realized that leaving was a mistake.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to call an early start to my weekend.
I am bored.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
If you want, we can start a discussion about either:
Game of Thrones Really good or injury prone?
-Smart Phones
-Brandon Crawford: Dreamy or not enough stats to support him being dreamy
-The back ends of several players on the Rangers
-Jose Reyes
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid accidental strike through that I didn’t even know I hit
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
The dingoes did it.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Godamnit, Betty Draper’s got to do a better job of shooting at them than she’s doing now
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were eliminating things Lars wouldn’t want to talk about.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that means we’ll start having the Jose Reyes debate but I don’t know if it’s possible without Giant Pain around
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
El Person can act as a cromulent GP in a pinch.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

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