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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Jaime Garcia 13-7 32 32 2 2 0 0 194.2 207 100 77 15 50 156 3.56 1.32


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Colby Lewis 14-10 33 32 2 1 0 0 200.1 187 103 98 35 56 169 4.40 1.21

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Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty well sums up me feelings. At least it’s baseball.

by Bar None on Oct 20, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont care

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO RANGERS

Let’s see a slugfest full of pitching change desperation.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KINSLOLER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GO COMET!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy behind home plate has a nice mustache

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, i'm not watching the World Series, too busy chilling outside...

that bad?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we expect that from you, PikaTiger…or is it PikaLion…..PikaMIchigan…….PikaOhio. I don’t know.

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ferkel looks odd to me in a red hat.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DID I DO THAYET??

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jay has a weird batting stance.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t think they were even playing today. I thought they were playing on Thursday… then I realized [again] that today IS Thursday. Sheeesh.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT? THURSDAY?!? THE DEUCE YOU SAY!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been doing that all week, maybe cuz’ the Mr. stayed home sick from work on Monday…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

USE THE INFARED CAM ON THAT PLAY

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS A CARP

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There is still hope in this world

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

They put ‘Jobless Scum’ on the back in special invisible ink to help the 1% with sorting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PULOLS

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SNOOZE INNING

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Good morning!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mornin. i sleeped! yay

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You survived!!!!
How’s yur dad doing?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In ICU recovery. Hopefully he’s out of ICU in four or five days while the intestines heal. He can’t talk because he’s all hooked up to stuff, but he greeted me last night by writing on a white board, ’Rangers Cards?"

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

kumusta!?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ayos lang

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

morning

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL international date line

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUNG

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BeLOLtre

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I forget who’s the color on the international feed — Rick Sutcliffe? Anyway he just said “He’s just taken charge with his fingers back there.”

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TEXAS

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LUCKY!!!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they still doing that “I’m so and so and my nickname is such and such”?

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Pu?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one has been used in the past before.

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by Natto on Oct 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fat Elvis"

I have never heard of him called that. But it make sense, if a tad redundant.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDIER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

random thought

can we have Ben Zobrist?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

random answer

nope.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, he can play SS I think

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't sound like a random answer.

A random answer would be like “pickles”.

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by Natto on Oct 20, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUSAPHONE!

Better?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BINKLEBERRIES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHNOZZLEKNOCKERS!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIPPITYBOOMERS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE SCORES CRAZY GOALS!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NattoPain!!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

harsh

but fair

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

PICKLES!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

belly button lint

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another snooze inning

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kragen Grand Snooze Inning

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by Natto on Oct 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALLEZ RANGERS!

/laaaaawng day at work due Señor Gadhafi

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

*due to

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUNNNNNN!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fun fun

Looking forward to the weekend…

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your daddy gonna take the T-Bird away?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How has the game been so far?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TIGHT, TENSE BALLGAME

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

snoozefest

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

pickles

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ST LOUIS INVENTED ICE TEA!!!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver is!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they really? /lights the TL2 sign

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/extinguishes sign

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

rude

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

classless, vile

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least some guys have struck out

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm already the third inning and no runs. What happened to all those HRs? Did they use them all up? No wait that’s my team.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

why do the Cards need homeruns

when they have the greatest baseball fans in the world?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And refreshing Bud Light.

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by Natto on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the fans are scoring in the stands? MY EYES!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLUMP MIDWESTERNER SEX!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder they’re so smug

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the bullpen

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Torreolbo!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRIE OBOE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Torre Alba

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Go National League

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRY BERKELEY STUDENT!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HAIRY BABES FROM HALF BERKELEY BAY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CalBearBear510?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUR CAL!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hair Pie!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I am slow.

Although I would think that FUR CAL would fear being attacked with red paint in Berkeley

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like you needed any help.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a convenient excuse!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It certainly is!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious, is this how you felt about the baseball strike?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Lebron signs a contract with the Poland Wujckcjckcjckcjcjs

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/arranges for Wade and Bosh to join him

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still loses

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it kind of hilarious that K-Mart is playing for a team in East Turkestan. Ürümqi isn’t the first place that I would expect an American-born All-Star to go to play basketball.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an American he probably makes no distinctions between the various foreign countries unless the US has been involved in a war there.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even by not-America standards, Ürümqi is in the middle of nowhere. As I recall, it’s the furthest major city from the ocean in the world.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true American has no idea about any of that. There is the US, the countries that we have invaded or otherwise been involved in militarily (and of those, only WW1 and after qualify.) and a bunch of bumfuck nowhere, ‘dragons be here’ kind of shit. It’s likely he thinks he’s playing in Turkey.
Canada and Mexico can be acknowledged to exist, but too much actual knowledge of them is suspect. Cold War secret proxy wars don’t count.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

******

Photobucket

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urumqi is a fairly big city.. I’ve only been the airport though. However your point is still valid there are plenty of other places I would rather play.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone in Tashkent!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been… I only made a brief foray into Uzbekistan from Dashoguz when I was working in Turkmenistan a few months back… Do they like Tashkent?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from there … he was the son of a prime minister or president or something. They might have been overthrown. We just worked in the kitchen of the USF priest residence back in the day.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m thinking I’d play in Italy or something.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow i did not know this LOL Braves
On July 31, 2007, Andrus, along with Jarrod Saltalamacchia and three other minor league pitchers (Matt Harrison, Neftali Feliz and Beau Jones), were traded from the Braves to the Rangers for Mark Teixeira and Ron Mahay.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever McCarver is talking: http://youtu.be/Lmxcr87uLXE

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s walk up music

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me think of being in The Village in the old "Prisoner’ series.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 20, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I want episode two of the ResDog romance story!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He is probably in jail

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU, NORA EPHRON

YOUR LIES BROUGHT ME TO THIS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits on the edge of his seat

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 20, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably too busy knockin’ boots to post.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lifts a beer

Godspeed, ResDog.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ResDog has often expressed a fondness for Quentin Tarantino….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t run into her yet. So Episode 2 is still a work in process.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

BELOLTRE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PICKLOLS!!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

VLASIC!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marc-Édouard!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

J EDGAR RENTERIA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder who will get the better contract in the off season…. Pujols or Fielder

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did it look like the dude from ‘Burn Notice’ is playing Bobby Kennedy in the ad for the ‘J. Edgar’ movie? (No, not Bruce Campbell.)

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 20, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm

Jeffrey Donovan. He’s a hottie.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice turn

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice flip by Andrus

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLIDAY

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i was out buying breakfast as sbux. What’s happened?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Snooze fest

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pickles.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell did we TGWTWS last year?

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Because by the second game we were unquestionably superior. ;)

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They pitched their asses off

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No injuries

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRUCE BOCHY

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANNOYING NL MANAGERS RULE THE WORLD SERIES

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was the flight? And how is your father doing?

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The flight was a bit of a surprise as apparently Delta takes a more mid-latitude route SFO-NRT than I remember Northwest. Passing right over Midway. It was a little bumpier closer to North America flying over the fronts extending from the Gulf of Alaska, but clear and solid all the way into Japan. Once I took my second .5 Xanax I was calm enough. Didn’t sleep until NRT-MNL though, which is only 3.5 hours, and was a little bumpy as it hugged the Ryukyu Islands. Did manage to see Okinawa, all lit up at night, passing by.

Dad is still in ICU recovery but he’s awake, alert, and asked me what the score of Game 1 was.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okinawa is a fun place to visit if you get the chance…. I’m happy your father is recovering and your flight went well :)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANDEGG PREDICTION!!

Bye Week 34
49ers 17

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ve interpolated incorrectly

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners utilize a Ditka and win in their bye week

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what this bi-week I keep hearing about was. “San Francisco has a bi-week” I was thinking, “duh, 52 of them.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

GRUMPY NOLAN RYAN HAS GAS

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I have gas

Must have been from those cucumbers I ate today.

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by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

anyone know how to get a title for a car that has no title?

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a hand-written bill of sale and the expired reg from North Carolina

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should work.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. Do I have to get it running/smogged first to get a title?

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the year

Cars older than 30 years do not need to be smogged.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

1991

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to get it smogged

Alternatively, you can get something called a non-operational permit, but you can’t flash that to a cop if you get pulled over.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

bit of a catch22

I don’t want to spend the $$ to get it running well if I can’t get a proper title

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can get the title and the non-op permit without smogging it. To register it you will need the smog cert. The DMV is probably a better source than me though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time I call them, I get differing answers

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well after you get the answer you want, stop calling!

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better call Saul..

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

protip, as usual:)

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Just bring the DL of whoever you killed when you got the car. Should probably have one of the guy’s body parts as well, just to be safe. They ask about that sometimes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s in the trunk, Underscore

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thinking

might lead to some maintenance problems down the road, though

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, all blood has drained out

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pickles.”

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is when you really need Saul

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Chevy ad with the old photos held in front of new scenery reminds me of an art project from a few years back where subjects would hold old album covers in front of their faces and “act” out what the rest of the picture should look like.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Oct 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly to win the WS you need a fuzzy mascot. Rally Monkey, Rally Squirrel, Brian Wilson …

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheat.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Moses!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That sounded like a great play.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrus is putting on a show

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

CABRERA 4 ANDRUS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Heyman is impressed

and just picked the Phillies to win it in 5

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Oct 20, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shift-A

Andrus to Kinsler. Wow.

I just came a little.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

tug

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DIDN’T SAY WHERE HE CAME

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB international broadcast team is saying

wild cards should not have home field regardless of the result of the ASG.

Now they’re showing CJ Wilson, “the reason the Cardinals have home field advantage.” DAYUM.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

INTERNATIONAL BURN!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be determined by the teams regular season record…… BUD SELIG

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get all the hate for the All Star game determining home field advantage. I like that the game has some meaning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with it. It’s as good a method as any.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah there really is no fair method. Would people prefer a coin flip? Rock-paper-scissors between managers?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really their place to say that during a broadcast of a game.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the guys who said during the 2002 WS, “Look at the Angels. They’re happy, they’re fun, that’s a baseball team. Compare that to the Giants, they look like they don’t care.”

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classless.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HFA should be determined by paper, scissors, rock.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RO-SHAM-BO!

OK, best out of three…

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK DUCK GOOSE

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT MY SHORTS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SALAMI SALAMI BALONEY

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

eenie meenie minee mo, in Ohio we shot 18 extremely rare Bengal Tigers with assault rifles……

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was a {Fire Blast}

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it, this is a good game.

:(

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I like these type of games

Short and quick.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

too easy

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL TOO EASY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8PyTo6NyXA

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave me alone bully

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MEWBS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m playing final fantasy tactics

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching old Sons of Anarchy episodes.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

X !!

BLITZBALL!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game is so bloody hard

the soundtrack = niiiiice

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Vandal Hearts is the superior game, but the people have spoken.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got it on the iphone

which is cool, though it keeps randomly quitting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

With more beards and flab.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And last names

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pickles.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And ethnically diverse bullpens.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 20, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will get Padre’d?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

America.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

grumble, political ads.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking about making a run at the White House

My campaign would consist of me dressing like a giant chicken and boking at the microphone. My aides would tell the public that this represents my willingness to do anything for the country.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a “God Bless America” in there and it might work

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson Cooper: Mr. Lewis, the partisan politics of today have alienated the American people to the point where some wonder whether the system can even exist as currently structured. Your campaign has promised to bring a unifying voice to the White House. How do you intend to do that?

Me: BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOKBOKBOK BOK BOK BOK

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are navy uniforms functional?

They look pretty silly.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Marine dress blues FTW!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes. The flap opens downward in front and—

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a dress uniform…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always wondered what all the hispanic players think of all the “America, Fuck Yeah!” moments. It’s not like a lot people from other countries play baseball

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s even weirder in hockey where they do the same stuff and there might be three Americans playing on that team at the most

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing happens during soccer matches.

The International Sports Accord of 1964 stipulated that any sporting event anywhere in the world must begin with a national anthem, preferably local.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They usually play an anthem at sporting events I have been to abroad. It isn’t something uniquely American..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of funny to hear the French anthem being belted out during soccer matches, what with the watering fields with the blood of their enemies line.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The German National Anthem is always a little weird to hear.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it by heart… I find it amusing how the anthem is about getting invaded…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALLONS ENFANT DE LA PATRIIIIIIIIIEE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to memorize it once. Didn’t realize what I was getting into.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras….. égorger nos fils et nos compagnes.. I have a mother with french and Italian citizenship… lived in France and speak French and a view other language makes it easier for me….. try memorizing the Spanish anthem that is an easy one..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, engorger. i like the sound of that.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol egorger means to cut somebodies throat

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lurid little anthem.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least they watered the fields.. ;)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

*égorger

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, throat cutting. hawt

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Les anglais, ces foudres de guerre
Ont éprouvés nos batallons.
Leur sang a rougi la poussière
Leurs corps ont comblé nos sillons.
Armé d’un courage intrépide
Toussaint partout guidait nos pas
Et dans l’action de nos combats
Son panache était notre guide
Terrible aux ennemis
Humain pour ses amis
Toussaint, Toussaint, reçoit nos vœux,
Par toi, tout est heureux.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stabbing, violence

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the Haitian Marseillaise.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still has violence though lol

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of course. It’s Haitian.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONER SAILBOAT!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DROP ANCHOR!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
Did you know Phillies CF @ShaneVictorino is our Twitter analyst for the #WorldSeries? He loves the game, know his stuff. Follow along!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

but is he an an analrapist?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
Bro, did you know Phillies CF @ShaneVictorino is our Twitter analyst for the #WorldSeries? He loves the game, bro, know his stuff. Follow along, bro!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN BERKMAN BE THIS GOOD

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YOUNG!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGANDO

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGANDO!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANGERS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants couldn’t touch this guy and now Craig has gotten him twice.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/Smuginals

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So what is it like to lose 2 world series in a row. I don’t want to know.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

losing one was hard enough

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would feel awful…

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time anyone’s done that was the 91-92 Braves and both those Series were really close.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s lost two of three just before that. Dynasties of fail.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 20, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome, although not in a good way.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the word for that is “awful”.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty funny

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m laughing at him

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go National League

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by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to root against the Cardinals

but its just so hard to root for the Rangers.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANGERS OFFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Intimidated by NL parks!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE LACK OF DH

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VLAD

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VLAD

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL VLAD

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ron Washington.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually winced when this happened. And I was there!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of love Vlad.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which was worse: these two muffs, or his two feeble swings against MadBum in Game 4?

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one expects him to play the OF anymore, but he should be able to hit. Not against Madbum tho!!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to get that DVD set.

I want to watch those games again.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I want Freddy back, healthy.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we lost buster
we lost freddy
huff got lazy
durty lost it
zeets never had it
we acquired MIGUEL TEJADA and replaced him with ORLANDO CABRERA

what a sucky season. Amazing we led as long as we did.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

and also I want Huff not to suck.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time the Rangers won a postseason game in an NL park was never.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow great pitch

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

Ok, if history is a guide, this closely-contested pitchers’ duel is going to become a blowout in the bottom of the eighth.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops, ignore the “CAIN” part.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people usually do!

lonely cain is lonely

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

even his wife?

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His daughter pooped on him at the ASG.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

kids do stuff like this.. /IRL goes to change sons diaper

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington burned Murphy

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

One senses Yorvit wouldn’t have made a huge difference over German yesterday.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRREALBA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CARDS WILL SWEEPZ

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What is with the Esteban German-mania?

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STEVE BAVARIAN!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a cool name to say.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the correct term is Esteban Germania.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PULOLS!!

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kinsler!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 20, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GALOOT

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

KINSLOLER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that Holland?

by nataku on Oct 20, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was, but close enough.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain'd

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand’s meaningless triple in that game was almost certainly his third-best moment as a Giant. Also I find it amusing that Bochy was playing matchups even when up six runs.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the others?

Skipping the cutoff man (as usual) to get the runner at the plate in the NLCS, and his leaping catch in the no-hitter?

I’d put his 9th inning, 2-out bomb off Nuñez in Florida up there.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were the two that I was thinking of. The home run in Miami is another one that works; I had forgotten about that one. At the end of that game, he was hitting .327/.362/.509 for the year; over the remainder of his Giants career, he hit .222/.270/.349.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

.222/.270/.349 also translates as

putrid.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misspelled "gritty"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go. Make it interesting, Rangers.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

z

LETS GO GALOOTS

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Is Washington going to have Andrus bunt Kinsler over.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That is what happens when you have galoots in the outfield.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bunts

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

AUGH

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was almost catastrophic.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Also in memoriam of not having a new episode tonight

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody pants now

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

pants pants pants pants pants pants

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m rooting for a 7game series

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, good call by the ump.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh brother.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good hustle play there by Andrus

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOKERS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm, the game just got more interesting.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rhodes up in the bullpen? It’s too late! Nothing but right-handers following Hamilton.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THAT TONY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s coming in. He must already have been warming up. I thought he was just getting up.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then Dotel will come in

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I didn’t think Rhodes could get warm fast enough to face Hamilton.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

or not

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right, groiny, all yours now.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Jawsh hurt his groin?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAWSH!

has had a left groin problem for a while now

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not an error on Poo Holes. it wasn’t a good throw. shut up moroncarver

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They gotta give an errah to someone

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d give it to Jay, if anyone. can’t it just be a fielder’s choice/advancing on the throw?

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when will Howlaand Reed show up anyway?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s going to appear in a prologue where he reveals all his secrets and then gets killed with no one important to the story ever learning what he said.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think my least favorite chapter in the whole series

is Victarion’s “The Reaver” chapter inAFFC

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i skipped that. :(

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just reread it today

it’s basically all the worst aspects of Ironborn culture plus Euron is a creep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could say that about anything involving the Greyjoys that aren’t Reek

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Asha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Victarion chapters in ADWD are hilariously over the top

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dany so gonna do him.

I think Victarion can take Daario in a fight.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAVA HAND POWER

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is her type

but i feel like he’s kind of old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah she doesn't like old dudes

And Victarion is, uh, underendowed or something. She might not like that either.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SER GRANDFATHER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SER JORAH

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor jorah

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh

he brought it on himself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did. Still feel bad for him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

outside of the lannisters and the starks, the mormonts get by far the most screen time (I think).

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAEGE AND DACEY

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love the fierce Mormont ladies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I don’t know about that. I’d say Tullys, Tyrells, Baratheons before Mormonts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the show, I think. If they’re cutting out the Blackfish, Edmure, and Riverrun, all we’ll have is Cat and The Crazeh.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ll bring in Edmure/Riverrun in S3. But RIP Blackfish.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and so far the Mormont ladies haven't gotten any screentime in the show

Jeor and Jorah are fantastic though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see Maege. She’s the big bannerman in furs with no beard.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah she’s there, but you only know it’s her if you’re a nerd like us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee OMG ITS MAEGE MORMONT!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna have to totally rewrite Edmure’s character.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Poor gay uncle.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you cut out Riverrun? Doesn’t seem possible.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’ll cut it out completely, but they’re already introducing a lot of new locales next year (Dragonstone, Harrenhaal, Qarth, Storm’s End), so they might hold off on Riverrun for a year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move all the scenes to various camps. They already moved Cat & Jaime’s scene in the dungeons to S1 in the camp, and Cat can show up at Renly’s camp to meet him and Margaery.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Baratheons definitely. I guess I said that because the Mormonts are major characters in two separate POVs, not to mention the various Mormonts around Robb.

Freys are all over the damn place.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m holding off until the whole Khal Pono situation is described.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, one way or the other, Dany needs the Iron Fleet. So something is going down there.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s going to happen with that horn? i just noticed that euron tells victarion the last guy who blew the horn, his lungs filled with soot or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Gonna be used for something!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyrion will meet Dany and he will arrange to trick someone into blowing the horn, Dany takes control of Rhaegal and Viserion (although Viserion is the puppy of the dragons) (she’s already bonded with Drogon) and they sail east to get to the west!! HAHA!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t think I can handle another book mainly about who Dany’s going to do and who she wants to do

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Ser Barristan

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Asha in ADwD

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT I MISSED ANOTHER ASOIAF CONVERSATION….. I really need to get back to reading a ASOS

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, there’s a thread but suddenly we took over here.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE NEEDS TO SHAVE HIS BEARD, BLAR BLAR RABBLE

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of the beard...

Chalupa commercial!@

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRUSSA

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wonder if the Rangers will Giant this up

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

Hamilton came through

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRUSSA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Game tied. And Andrus on third with <2 outs.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Joshie!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he hit it better than that

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

me, too

but replay showed it was clearly off the end of the bat

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhodes is clearly exhausted after that pitch

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How can Lance Lynn be a righty?

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Lance Lynn was a country music star?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

His sister Evill is hot.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall this guy making his debut against us this summer. as I recall, he didn’t do well.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the Huff 3-homer game

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a WP upcoming

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Young

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bastards

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

a thousand KNBR callers just came in their pants

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And then suddenly fell silent.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear something terrible has happened

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“No, just a headache.”

/Hardware Wars

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants’d.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

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by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, they drove home a runner from 3rd with < 2 outs

Is that allowed?

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what happens when you have hitters who know that if you hit a ball into the outfield, the runner will score.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only allowed on sac flies.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What great hitters these are!

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bottom of the order against Feliz. Here we go.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I still think of Pedro Feliz first every time I see the name Feliz mentioned without context.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all think of Pedro Feliz every time we see the name Feliz mentioned.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg McCarver, shut up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s he saying?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUJOLS ERROR!!!!

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU, McDouchebag

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT FELIZ

/flashback to Pedro

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Yadier

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BLA BLABLA BLA BLA

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, I bet Tony wishes he had the vrooom of Eli Whiteside

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently he has the vroooom of Laird

by nataku on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED

TOMMEN HAS KITTENS!

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by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

♥ Tommen

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want Tommen to make it out alive

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah him and myrcella are good kids

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ser Pounce!

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Feliz, thanks for making this game fun

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by grape on Oct 20, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUNTS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST BUNT MUST BUNT MUST SWI awww…

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That AB was positively Huffian

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by ToddCommish on Oct 20, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Huff gets his bunts down.

We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.

by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buffoon

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CARDS!

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TIme for Tony to shut the lights off.

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Likely to happen at Busch Stadium anyway.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thats_the_joke.jpg

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Series tied. Good game.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

humbug

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH RANGERS!

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in this line

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by grape on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMET

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by satyricrash on Oct 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

AMEN

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was a fun inning.

LOL Defense.

LOL Relay.

LOL Bunts.

Neftali.

We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.

by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers Padre their way to a victory

And Mike Adams gets the win LOL. So fitting.

by jhawx on Oct 20, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros….

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh maybe not…

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by calgiants86 on Oct 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

quake!!

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy. Another pretty serious jolt.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

really? hardly felt it here

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by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite as hard as the one earlier today, twss, but still pretty sharp compared to the ones I’ve experienced over the last 15 or so years.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, earthquake?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was there a prior earthquake?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier this afternoon. (See Merope’s link below.)

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was at work for the earlier one, so I got some good wood-frame-cannery-on-the-5th-floor shaking.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I missed two earthquakes today. Odd.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were only 4s.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to feel a 4 to really appreciate a 6.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Oct 20, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense, then

The only earthquake that I’ve ever felt was the Alum Rock earthquake in 2007, and that was a 5.6.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything with a 5 handle anywhere nearby is pretty hard to miss. 6 is where I start to get nervous.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

1906

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

another earthquake?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Big?

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't feel big here but apparently it felt big elsewhere

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/twss

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another earthqake

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by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This second one was a violent shaking.

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not here. But it was a good bump.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

got my dog’s attention

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.Epicenter right under the Pi Beta Phi house.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

my cat is not happy about that one

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine are still asleep

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by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

news people are glomming all over it

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Buttquake

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't feel it

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by Murray, Present on Oct 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

37.869°N, 122.252°W

Plug that into Google maps to see the epicenter.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool. I didn’t even know Google Maps could do that.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man,

those epicenters are getting closer to Memorial Stadium. Wonder if the construction workers dug too greedily and too deep.

We are all Matt Cain's xFIP.

by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 20, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Today was the “annual Great California ShakeOut earthquake exercise.”

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The first one woke me up and apparently I dozed off with this one too. Woke up holding on to the couch.

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by timmeh on Oct 20, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That seemed bigger than this afternoon

So I guess this means the Phillies making it past the 1st round of the 2010 post season was a fluke.

by Goofus on Oct 20, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it may have been just as sharp, but was a half-second or so shorter in duration.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one got a yawn from me. This one felt like a truck hit my house.

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that terrible 8 bit video game noise during the end of the game? Did anyone else here that?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have nationalized. I have a buddy — who, naturally, works on Wall Street — who would have been just the coldhearted bastard to put in charge of it. He would have smiled as he told his recent peers that their bonus was not being fired. It would have been great.

Obama was too nice.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were truly too big to fail, then nationalization was the only remotely fair option.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so obvious, it must be wrong, or something.

Sometimes it pisses me off that all the assholes in politics these days are cowards. FDR would not have let this lie.

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that they are cowards (which they are). They rely on these banks for elections.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

See...

They are afraid they won’t get re-elected!!!!

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I guess that's true.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m old and jaded, but I pretty much think all politicians are p00pheads.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way. With a few exceptions it seems like any soul they had is whittled away by ambition, special interests, etc… By the time one gets into a high political position they have become P00pyhead McGee.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty much a situation where best case scenario now is preventing further deregulation that will make shit like this even easier to happen in the future. For the life of me I can’t understand how anyone not ridiculously wealthy is willing to vote so obviously against their own interests, over and over again.

Enjoy your flat tax, bitches!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of the hope that someday we will be billionaires.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This assumes they realize it’s not currently advantageous for them, though.. I don’t know if that’s true.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, a few more people like this one and I’ll start feeling good about this.

Because seriously MUST THERE ALWAYS BE DRUM CIRCLES why is there never a string quartet at these things honestly

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by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

RAPTURE!?!?!??!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn frat kids with their hazing rituals.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, no way

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

way

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=37.8687+-122.2518(M3.8+-+SAN+FRANCISCO+BAY+AREA,CALIFORNIA-+2011+October+21++03:16:05+UTC)&hl=e&ll=37.868691,-122.251778&spn=0.000534,0.000693&t=h&z=21&vpsrc=6

by wcw on Oct 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg 3 blocks from my old apartment.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also a little amazed that google maps identifies all of the frat houses

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHI PSI

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly a pokemon ability and not a frat house

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PI Kappa Alpha wins!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOUSE OF
dun dun
JEALOUS LOVERS

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

LOLOLOLOL CARDS

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by speckops on Oct 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PHILLIES

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

LOL CAL

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT MAYNARD IS UNBELIEVABLE!?!?!!??!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LIONS

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: anybody a fan of this new show Person of Interest?

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but I’m intrigued by this new Kelsey Grammar show where he plays someone named CAIN. Except that they may spell it K-a-n-e.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno, don’t watch tv shows.

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by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely looks good... kind of interesting

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been recording the episodes, but haven’t watched yet

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the name of it Boss ?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks good

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watch it. It's getting better.

The pilot was tedious tryng to explain the premise of “the machine” (no, not PtB, unfortunately).

Last weeks ep. was the best so far, mostly because of Linda Cardellini (rrowrr) who guest-starred.

Tonight’s is DVR’d, will watch in a few.

Most disappointing show so far this season…American Horror Story. I had SUCH high hopes, and I LOVE Connie Britton…but the show is unwatchable. I even watch Pan Am over AHS.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

should I go to Hamburger Habit?

i’ve heard that it’s better than in n’ out

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

As in The Habit? or is this something else now?

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by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Habit Burger

http://www.habitburger.com/

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m painting my kitchen; kind of difficult to fix a meal in there.
/Yes, landy, you’re welcome.

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay that’s the one I was thinking of… Mr. Merope says they are very similar, but the Habit might be a bit better.

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by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar to In ’n Out that is…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 20, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamburglar

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR9?

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 8

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR 7

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by SFGuy on Oct 20, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but a mature 7-8-9

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an amazing burger from my favorite place today: http://www.yelp.com/biz/fivetenburger-oakland

I follow 4 people on twitter: ExtraBaggs, McC, LookoutLanding and this truck. Gotta stalk the hell out of them since they don’t go south of Oakland nearly enough.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely heard it's better than In 'n' out... also heard the same about Five Guys

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In n' Out is still the victor

the burger at Habit was scrawny and dry, with some kind of Velveeta cheese. Bun was not as good as In n’ Out. Onion rings were pretty good. Other burger-alternatives on the menu looked promising, though. Also, I spotted some pepperoncini’s, which is always a welcome sight.

The staff seemed a little weird, a little over-attentive, like they were under surveillance or something.

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a burning hatred for XFS right now

First you take 4 months to send me this rebate check, and then when you finally do it’s on some postcard looking bullshit where I’ll probably have to actually wait in line for a real teller to cash it? What the hell?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 20, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s a regular check that looks funny is all.

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by son of ggf on Oct 20, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...this place is hard to read on a cell phone

I may to go to gaslampball or something

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by CalBear949 on Oct 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL!!!!! or head over to trueblue

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s harder to molest a moving target, or so I’ve heard

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 20, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught the highlights on MLBNet

I what came to mind with Kinslers blooper that fell perfectly between 3 players was karmic balance from the ball he hit off the top of the wall in last years WS.

Also, I picked up a 2nd job for a little while so I can put together the final $10k I need to pay my parents back for the house they helped us get in Monterey. Whee, we’re moving down there in a couple months when my current house sells and I get my transfer to the Monterey City FD! so many things going on, so excited!

What's great about BABIP becoming mainstream is now the fan never actually has to admit his team flat-out lost.

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by giant4life83 on Oct 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

…and no one’s awake, heh. Oh well catch ya later

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by giant4life83 on Oct 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen many 'shops in my time....

GIS search for ‘Colby Lewis Japan’

Apparently some sort of artist’s rendition. Can someone confirm that this is only a facsimile of MLB Playoff monster Colby Lewis?

by biff pocoroba on Oct 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know, it looks exactly like him.

by Hyoton on Oct 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES ANIME

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should have those tumors on his arms looked at.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should change his middle name to “Fuckin.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This should be done for all ball players.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get on it.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have my gratitude.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

What gives, Grant?

No writeup on Scott Feldman? Burlingame High School grad and in the WS two years in a row, and no love?

by biff pocoroba on Oct 20, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t play in the World Series last year, though.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 20, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noted this before, but the amazing thing to me about the 2010 Rangers is that they began the year with the plan being Feldman and Rich Harden heading their rotation.

by non sequitur on Oct 20, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it kinda pisses me off that they’re back but we’re not

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it does have a certain sting

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BHS!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift Team Badonkadonk

Hi All. I can never sleep while I’m on vacation. What’s up?

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by kdl on Oct 20, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I know!

I’m in Ontario, thank goodness. I think.

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by kdl on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that where Canada is?

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That, and West Covina.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dearly hope kdl can do better than vacation in that Ontario.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ontario: Its airport is better than LAX!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when that airport was a bunch of trailers

And you had to walk out on the tarmac to board the planes.

LOL OLD

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have walked on that tarmac!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not saying much.

Hella easier getting in & out of Ontario. I hate LAX.

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

so i'm pretty sure my presence overexcites my father

his heart rate rises when i’m around. i’ve decided to visit as briefly as possible.

i hope it’s rising because of joy and not some sort of OMG THE DEADBEAT “ARTISTIC” CHILD IS HERE grr grr

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

im joking.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad tries to keep his visits to the homeland short because he always gets sick when he goes there.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 21, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bryan Srabian?! WTF. That's weirdly close to Sabes name
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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 6:27 AM PDT reply actions  

maybe it’s his alter ego?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s dark outside!
And thanks to numnuts time change isn’t until Nov 6th this year!
All that energy I was supposed to be saving? I’m using in the morning cuz it’s DARK!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I violently oppose any move to expand DST further. Socialists.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Used to be the clocks were changed the weekend before Halloween-ish. I can’t take my walks in the morning in the dark!!! If I get mugged can I sue the dimwit who changed the times?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so. I hate that guy.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I’ll drive to the park and hope it’s light enough when I get there. I want to listen to KorK this morning too…one of them said the WS would be an absolute slug fest…. hehehehe. [course last year they said “pitching duel”]

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sacnaturecenter.net/atthecenter.html

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

For you.

/kicks can

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You leave my can out of this! =p

Allow this image of two galaxies smashing in to each other cheer you up!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dong galaxy?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Galactic butt pee?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac Man throwing up.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recently learned that there are black holes at the center of most galaxies.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Including our own!

And sometimes more than one.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this the other day but I saw the black hole episode of How the Universe works on Netflix the other day and it blew my mind. It ended with scientists trying to take pictures of the black hole in the middle of our galaxy. Man, those things are crazy

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you pretty much have to look at the objects around a black hole to even determine they are there. They are hard to see unless they are currently eating something or if you have stars orbiting close enough to them that they appear to accelerate as they get close to the event horizon before being flung back out.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The way they were trying to photograph it was by looking for the outline of stuff it is devouring. I guess the way the were able to prove it is even there was looking at the closest stars that orbit it. The had very small orbital paths and were traveling really fast.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you zoom in really far

You can see Matt Cain in a millennium falcon

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CONSPIRACY

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

My work web filter is blocking these images =(

What are they?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The front pages of this morning’s Fort Worth Star-Telegram and Dallas Morning News, and they’re both carrying the same headline (“NINTH LIFE”) and almost identical pictures of Elvis Andrus.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Shoot the Birds” sounds like it is going to encourage just the wrong kind of behavior.

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Texas

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/re-loads shotgun

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S MAH RIGHTS, DAMMIT

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Oct 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is one bizarre juxtoposition

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

shift-a: the world is still here

The amount time it takes to scroll to the bottom on a cell phone on here is insane.

My screen looked like scroll screen for Matrix

Also, not a error on Pujol.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Also, not a error on Pujol.

Are you debating this or stating the scorers decision? It was ruled an error (changed after the game). Correctly IMO.

There’s no way that should be charged as an earned run to the pitcher—even a Cardinal pitcher.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No…just not on Pujols

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So you’re saying a throwing error on the right fielder for hitting the tip of the cutoff man’s glove? If true, that’s an, umm, interesting way of looking at it.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you guys are talking about the throw home it looked to me that Pujols should have been able to cut that off. The throw was offline though.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a bad throw. I do not blame Pujols for not catching it. Similar to a bad throw from a catcher during a SB attempt

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The throw was offline, but it didn’t look like Pujols made a reasonable attempt to cut it off. It was definitely an error on Pujols.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols did look like a fat ad out-of-shape softball player in a rec league lunging for it, however.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I first saw it I thought he wasn’t really going for it. I thought he was trying to fake the runner back to first but caught a little bit of it on accident.

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was just slowing down because he was where the throw should have gone, and then had to speed up again.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bad throw from a catcher that allows the runner to advance a base is an error on the catcher.

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by speckops on Oct 21, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Not on the SS or 2b throwing to.catch the throw.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What if the catcher makes an offline throw and the MI doesn’t really try for it and the ball ends up in CF?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Pujols could have caught it but it would have taken a heck of a play. The throw was bad and tailing away

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry

Not on the fielder trying to catch the throw

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the situations are a little different though. If it’s totally wide, then yeah, it’s on the catcher. If it ticks off the 2B’s glove and trickles out into RF, I don’t think that’s on the catcher.

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by speckops on Oct 21, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That throw from RF was way totally wide though – it was headed for the pitching rubber, that’s where a throw from CF to home should cross, not a throw from RF to home. The ball only ticked off Pujols’ glove because he made an effort to go get it.

Also, McCarver really needs to stop pronouncing it Poo Holes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you using your new SII? If so, how do you like it?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I love it. Insanely fast and Android is great. Only complaint is the bloatware accessing data (Darn you AP Mobile!!!) but I found an app that blocks it.

The virtual keyboard is a little annoying but I am getting used to it. The landscape keyboard is really helpful.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Landscape is the only way to use a virtual keyboard. What does it have for memory?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Landscape view has bigger keys. You also use Swype but that is too complicated for me.

RAM is 1 gig

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s not literally the only way but it is the only way if you want to be able to type accurately.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you mean…Agree

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder what the roll out time will be for Android 4.0. I’m sure the SII will be towards the top of the list but one has to think it may take a while since it looks to be a complete overhaul of the OS and of course Samsung has to mesh it’s GUI too.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Samsung making the Nexus Prime…I think the S2 will get ICS pretty soon.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

We’ve achieved the natural progression of CBJD going from posting about new phones to posting about posting FROM a new phone. This place is getting so meta.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is CBJD?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge these name changes!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron :(

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s pretty much nothing about this man I like, other than the throw in the NLCS. He went to Cal State Fullerton! Douche.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait..

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally need to wake up still, but

I think it’s fantastic that I’ve already forgotten what aaron rowand looks like.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF RODGERS!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

There has to be an explanation. It is like seeing Buster wearing Dodgers gear.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOLCAL

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STANFURD

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait…Aaron recognition fail

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dude…. it is Rodgers..

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to convince myself.that it wasn’t.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I saw a white guy with a goatee wearing USC gear and immediately SL’d the photo because I’m at work and it is grotesque. The thought of Rodgers ever wearing that never crossed my mind.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

unpacked...

You hate white people? I’m so very offended…. /calls the NAAWP…

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

All white people look alike to me. I still can’t tell my uncles apart.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have the same problem.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can! The ones on my mom’s side are WASPy and the ones on my dad’s side are dagos. However, I can’t tell the individual uncles on either side apart.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bet with Clay Matthews on the Cal-USC game

and lost :(

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by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am saddened to see him in those colors…

by nataku on Oct 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me laugh.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you play the movie, it shows Nads striking out on a football low and away.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same is true of "Gone With the Wind"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Oct 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I thought that movie was awesome.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The scene of all the injured folks in the train station was amazing.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

My main problem with that movie is that Tara is such an incredible bitch I could only but root for awful things to happen to her yet there’s so many people out there who thinks she’s some sort of major heroine. Also, it’s the South so I was rooting for Sherman to burn everything down.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tara was the plantation. You are thinking about Scarlett

But you are right, Scarlett was a huge bitch. The fact that the story was filled with bad things happening to her was a sort of a tale of karmic payback. Rhett was also an asshole, so they were perfect for each other.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the end. After all of that he’s like, “FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's supposed to be a representation of the South

before and after the Civil War

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in the books and the movies, it’s about the Nobility of the South and how those carpet-bagging, barbarian Yankees destroyed it during the War of Northern Aggression.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still peeved about that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

my inner Fighting Irish wants to kick his ass .......

GO IRISH GO!!!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

For those of you too lazy to make your way down to the Fanshots

I just posted this:

http://youtu.be/1oHrygsiNfc

It’s really fucking weird.

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by Kitspool on Oct 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

i’m too lazy to

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, another sport for Fox to ruin!

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/7130785/fox-sports-wins-bid-espn-nbc-televise-world-cup-2018-22

Looking forward to Joe Buck being bored and trying to fit in promos for “The X Factor” during the Brazil-Germany semifinal.

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by Kitspool on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean more of the group games will be on the tube?

At least Fox has FSC.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

X-Factor is really boring

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

God no….. they will probably not even show half of the games…. UGH..

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by calgiants86 on Oct 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gus Johnson calling a soccer game could be entertaining.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So they are already working on the

soccer playing robot graphics.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN and ABC did a fine job. Why can’t we have good things?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No more John Harkes.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

but when the games got good, they brought in the Brits. I also don’t have the Fox Sports Channels but have ESPN and ESPN 2 so that’s another minus right there. And throw in the fact FOX doesn’t really like sports and sees them as just a way to promote the “X Factor” that’s another minus

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Are we really leaving Iraq?

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought that already in the works.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think maybe the diff is that we originally planned to leave 2 to 3k there?

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please have presidential elections every 2 years? It seems like pretty much the only way to get Obama to not be a huge wimp.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck no!
Kripes I’m sick to death of all the political crap.
Why back in my day the campaigning for the next election didn’t start the freaking day after the last one!!!!

GET OFF MY BALLOT BOX!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was clearly being a bit tongue in cheek there; I agree with you on that. I just like to see Obama develop some semblance of a spine now that he’s up for re-election.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you will see a much stronger Obama in his second term

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by CalBear949 on Oct 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently 40 – 45k there now

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Define ‘really leaving’.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL US TROOPS
Fulfilling a long-held campaign promise, President Barack Obama announced Friday that he will pull all U.S. troops out of Iraq by the end of the year, as conditioned by the Status of Forces Agreement with the country.

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are leaving 150 or so in the country to deal with arms sales.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that include contractors and mercenaries?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering you can't restrict private companies from doing business there probably not

If private contractors presence in a country is your definition of having a meaningful presence in a country then we have a presence in tons more countries than Iraq and Afghanistan

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Apparently you think differently. What about contractors in the employ of the US govt.? Do you consider that a presence?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fair enough then

I know the numbers your talking about were pretty high at the apex of the war I will admit I don’t know the numbers now of govt employed private contracts. However, a lot of those contractors were serviced and supplemented things the military was doing so I imagine those numbers will go down significantly as well.

My opinion would depend on the numbers/budget allocated to those contractors. However, I consider an official military pullout to be significant.

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by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

My worry is that officially we will be out but in reality we won’t. The mere presence of the US over there is a problem IMO as it is one of the biggest reasons for hating us.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a band name that I’m not sure is good or not: Asian Women on the Telephone.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know how to interpret weather reports that dont have Giants players on them.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll wait for TL2’s forecast.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

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by son of ggf on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not today. I’ll get back to it on Monday.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

646 degrees on the coast today. I hate it when it gets that hot.

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunny with a chance of a disturbance in the Force.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So the meteorologist predicted the destruction and didn’t warn anyone?!

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was the warning. It’s the people watching the forecast who didn’t act. Apathetic Alderaanians.

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Naboo here!

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t see any ewoks

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got Hoth.

By the way…I clicked it.

My head asploded from the awesome.

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Sacramento is like Tatooine. Of course.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. It’s Endor. Not sure what city it originally looked up.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tatooine seemed a bit harsh for 71 and sunny.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Autumn in Mos Eisley.

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he/she did but just subtly.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the beaches were crowded. You know some people went into work on Wednesday saying “Oh sure, they always predict Armageddon. Then later in the day they’re all ‘It looks like the ultimate force in the universe still can’t aim for shit’.”

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just want everyone to know...

I am currently eating a Honeycrisp Apple.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

And...

Pearl Jam 20 will debut on PBS’s American Masters tonight.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And...

It’s the 25th anniversary of the Bridge School Benefit. It will be streamed
live on their YouTube channel and Facebook page. Tomorrow only. Not Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/bridgebenefitconcert

Story:
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_19158290

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know!

Speaking of Bridge School, this is a million kinds of awesome.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Oct 21, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad no Jenny Riley :(

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Pearl Jam move would make more sense if it was called “PJ 20: Five Years of Being Good and !5 Years of ‘Are You Guys Still Around?’”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

“PJ 20: Hey, Remember when Ten Came Out?”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am currently eating a Russet Potato

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one last honeycrisp apple.. today or tomorrow that puppy’s getting eaten!!

I’ve been disappointed with the quality of TJ’s honeycrisp apples this year. If you are going to sell them prebagged, quit running the bags over with a humvee beforehand.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve enjoyed the ones I’ve gotten so far, but I do prefer them being sold individually. I’m still trying to decide whether I like honeycrisps or pink ladies more. Also, Trader Joe’s had some really good peaches a couple months ago.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeway and WFoods has them individually but they are ginormous – [shuddup] I usually like the ones at TJ’s as they are more of a snack than a meal.

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by Merope on Oct 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So today was supposed to be the rescheduled Rapture ..........

………… still here ………….

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

So am I

Not that that means anything.

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

still nothin goin’ on with the 2nd fl girl huh?

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

I should have pulled the fire alarm.

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping there’d be a Rapture because I wouldn’t have to worry about looking for a job but considering us Jews get the short end of the stick when it happens, maybe it’s better that it didn’t happen.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

There will be plenty of job openings on Earth after people have been raptured. It will be a boon for the economy!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good point. And since the world is supposed to end anyways seven years after the Rapture, I won’t have to worry about retirement savings and 401K plans so partyin, partyin, yeah.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

TEH RAPSHURE WILL PAY FOR IT SELF

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks for you!

We’re all gonna be in heaven, partying it up big with Kirk Cameron!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO!!!!

As long as they have those Subway hoagies there, I’m down. lol!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stay down here with the morally loose women, thank you very much.

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd .......

for debauchery.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

November 1, 2010: Best/craziest/drunkest night of my life.

by GIANT stoner on Oct 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have been raptured

They have wireless in Heaven. Also, I was shocked to find out that Jeebus really does look like a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he just… POP!

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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not mad at my son. Just disappointed.
shaneloux Shane Loux
"@Daryl_Maday: @shaneloux what gun you get?" Thompson Center Arms .50 cal

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know much about weaponry. Is that a bad one?

by Hyoton on Oct 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

A .50 caliber rifle is a ridiculously big gun.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

How else are you going to get rid of those rabbits eating your flower bed?

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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by ResDog on Oct 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Labor saver

With a .50 there won’t be much left to clean up!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the point was that he got one in the first place. Sorry if I fell in.

He should have gotten a Barrett anyway.

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by bigboneded on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Razor Ramon.

Not looking good.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Scott Hall or Hard Gay?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Hall.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard Gay is a dangerous thing to google.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sad how messed up a lot of the wrestlers from the 90s are.

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Chris Benoit takes the cake, but Razor Ramon looks like something you’d find in a sewer gutter. How do you do that to yourself?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah that was brutal

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Passan really is terrible.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Pass on Jeff Passan AMIRITE!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that article without looking at who wrote it. I got about half way through before thinking “This is so written by Jeff Passan.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I even want to know?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just your normal “this guy isn’t a leader” outrage article. Poopin’ on a keyboard.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another article about how refusing to speak to the media makes you worse than Hitler.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I deserve your answers to my stupid questions, dang it!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you feel when you made that critical error in the 9th?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out ESPN’s Sweet Spot blog- a nice combo of stats based analysis and non-stats based analysis. They’ve been going through each managerial decisions one-by-one and analyzing them on whether it was a good call or not and why. I don’t necessarily believe every manager’s decision really affects the game (Motte was looking pretty bad so going to Rhodes might not have been a bad call) but still interesting stuff.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who used to run Sweet Spot also opined on last night’s managerial decisions!

by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love all the breakdowns of managerial moves and how they’re treated like a chess match but the reality is that the stats could say something’s obvious and it still wouldn’t work. Sometimes things happen. If Cruz got a better jump, the Cardinals don’t win on Wednesday. If the ball to Pujols is more on the line, none of that would have happened.

On the other hand, nobody thinks going to Rhodes was the right idea.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should have put Mote in the outfield for one batter

and then put him back in to pitch after Rhodes faces Hamilton.

If you want some more analysis of managerial moves, check out Tango and MGL’s blog:

http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Oct 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been SO LaRussa if they did. If it worked, baseball writers everywhere would have tried to figure out a way to get TLR a Nobel Prize in Managerial Awesomeness

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What??

You don’t call this great writing??

Pujols almost certainly will talk after Game 3, because the Cardinals will tell him how bush league it looks to biff the game and peace out.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Oct 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Lars!

One of the University of Hawaii guys will be on ATC this evening, talking about the exoplanet you were talking about yesterday. The two-way should air around 1:25, 3:25 and 5:25 p.m. Pacific.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Thank you very much!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no! Barry! Didn’t you watch afterschool specials about this kind of behavior?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real tragedy here is that the sentencing guidelines are much harsher for people convicted of stealing guacamole.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 21, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Oct 21, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANDATORY MINIMUMS ARE RACIST!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the unemployed tow-truck driver claimed he was desperate to support his family.

So he steals 1,000 pounds of avocado? Is this Billy Beane’s cousin? Looking for undervalued ways of supporting a family.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A - Good Afternoon & Happy Friday.

Had an evening doctors appointment so I DVR’d the game last night.

Fun Fact: The earthquake shook the BEJESUS out of my poor 4th floor SOMA apartment.

Glad to see they got the error on Pujols correct, he totally botched that.

And while I’m obviously rooting for the Cardinals, I gotta say: LOL TONY LOLRUSSA

Felt a little pang of sadness for Washington when he was looking completely dejected in the bottom of the 8th.

Still hoping the Cardinals win this thing, but also psyched we’ve got a SERIES.

also: What did I miss??

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t feel that earthquake out here, for some reason.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, myself, I did not have NPR turned up to 11…so…there’s that.

Still fundraising?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The drive should end sometime tomorrow evening. I had a mild breakdown on the air yesterday, and just let fly. It was weird, and not my finest hour.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit to really wanting to hear this.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the only record is a low-fi aircheck we had rolling at the time. I hope that record is soon erased.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am considering how hefty of a bribe it would take to acquire it… are your co-workers corruptible?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re begging people for money.

I’d say yeah, there’s a price to be had.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakdown ranting, crying? Details man, details!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked out. I said things that didn’t make sense. Toward the end of the show, I remember going on a weird tangent about how freedom isn’t free, and neither is public radio. Odd stuff.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a classic line!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure it’s one for the resume tape.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best of luck as you make it to the finish line, don’t poop like a marathoner!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Child's Play.

Man, I like this movie.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Problem Child?

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by Natto on Oct 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could have been improved with a murderous, possessed doll.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This kid’s a pretty bad actor, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg&feature=youtu.be

Blizzard wins again.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I came twice watching this trailer

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Oct 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have realized that leaving was a mistake.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to call an early start to my weekend.

I am bored.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

If you want, we can start a discussion about either:

Game of Thrones
-Smart Phones
-Brandon Crawford: Dreamy or not enough stats to support him being dreamy
-The back ends of several players on the Rangers
-Jose Reyes
Really good or injury prone?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid accidental strike through that I didn’t even know I hit

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The dingoes did it.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godamnit, Betty Draper’s got to do a better job of shooting at them than she’s doing now

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were eliminating things Lars wouldn’t want to talk about.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Oct 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that means we’ll start having the Jose Reyes debate but I don’t know if it’s possible without Giant Pain around

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Person can act as a cromulent GP in a pinch.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vice-GP. In the event GP is incapacitated, the Line of Snarkcession will survive.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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