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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Justin Verlander 24-5 34 34 4 2 0 0 251.0 174 73 67 24 57 250 2.40 .92


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - C.J. Wilson 16-7 34 34 3 1 0 0 223.1 191 89 73 16 74 206 2.94 1.19

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I would like it very much if the Rangers would face an elimination game

They are the only playoff team not to have done so this year.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So, you guys already talked about Lance Berkman and his fucking joke award, right?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, if I knew they gave you comeback awards for being good in the year you’re supposedly coming back from, I wouldn’t have put so little effort into everything last year.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little bit, yeah.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he had a really good comeback whenever anybody talked to him about his face.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather him feel awful about it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His comebacks are born out of a deep sense of shame.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

KINSLURRRRRRRR

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HAMILTUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

I’m late; I was doing a news thingy.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KILSON

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fun. I got the place to myself!

DOOKIE!

Hee hee.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Too late.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROJECTION

The Rangers will win this inning.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE PROJECTION

All of you are afraid of commitment!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

BNightengale Bob Nightengale
 by Buster_ESPN
#MLB #NLCS Corey Hart, who’s hitting .182 with 1 extra-base hit this postseason, is out of lineup in place of Kotsay.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a sufficiently large sample size to make a judgment!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARK KOTSAY!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is Bochian.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play better, Tigers.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t listen, Tigers! This guy is all crazy-like!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please play better Tigers

No Texass in the WS

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope George Bush comes to your front door and laughs in your face after they win the Series.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers World Series parade will take place under a huge MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Heckuva job, Washy!”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 13, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be more historically accurate if they had used it for their AL championship parade.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I"m thinking of Arrested Development and laughing.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“DALLAS LOVE HAMILTON”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

This answer is correct.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL2 is being mean !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Damn my knee-jerk reactions.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought you were staying true to your new sig line.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

There’s two threads going on? Which thread should I take?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

[ -———————————————— Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much -————————————————- ]

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you should go post that on the other thread.

Then, take a moment to stop and smell the Matt Cain. Then you can come back and post in this thread.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the moon and back.

by City Girl on Oct 13, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is the fun one.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused by this as well. It’s really too much for me to handle after an MSG filled lunch.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Oct 13, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Matt Cain thread smells better.

No tire fires and cow shit.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No tire fires and cow shit.

So…you’ve been to Battle Mountain, NV huh ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends what you want to talk about.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that be-thighed wonder, Verlander.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happened late last night, so this is the first day of the new one. I’ll change it back after…well, however far the Rangers end up going.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking about El Person’s (admittedly legitimate) critique of the motto and decided that if E Pluribus Anus is all right for Greendale, then E Pluribus Gluteus is A-OK with me (I also briefly considered In Gluteii Credo, but I’m not sure if the Latin is correct).

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be Gluteo Credo, if I perceive your intentions correctly. Also, E Pluribus Gluteus is more grammatically correct than El Person’s suggestion.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 13, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Butts We Trust!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that would be Gluteis Credimus. I thought you were going for “I believe in the butt!”

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It turns out TL2 wuz right all along. Although Gluteo Credo has a certain ring to it…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that term meant something different when playing against the Rangers.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES IT DO

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. What of it?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delmon Young has none hits in this series.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So ESPN eliminates the department that created its awesome content (excluding Rick Reilly) for the department that churns out bullshit. Sounds about right.
ESPN is closing its Content Development department, which will lead to the loss of around 20-25 jobs. The department, which was headed by Senior VP/Content Development & Enterprise Keith Clinkscales, was based in Bristol, L.A. and N.Y. The department’s responsibilities will be taken over by the Bristol-based studio and event production group led by ESPN Exec Senior VP/Studio & Event Production Norby Williamson. “This is a more efficient and better model,” said ESPN Exec VP/Content John Skipper. “We’re eliminating specific jobs. But we’re not going to have a smaller workforce.”

It is hard to pin down exactly how many jobs are being cut since some of employees will have the opportunity to find other jobs at the company. Skipper told THE DAILY that he had been considering making this move for six-eight weeks, finally deciding to pull the trigger with the recent launch of studio shows like “NFL 32,” “Numbers Never Lie” and “Dan LeBatard Is Highly Questionable.” “That was the event that got me over the hump,” Skipper said.

The highest profile exec to leave ESPN as a result of this move is Clinkscales, who launched the group in ‘07. He is leaving to become an independent producer; ESPN will be his first client. He plans to develop documentaries and Web-based shows for ESPN. His group developed shows like “SportsNation,” “E:60” and Rick Reilly’s “Homecoming.” It also developed ESPN’s acclaimed "30 for 30" documentary series, which will now be part of ESPN Films. Skipper said ESPN Films will not be affected by the moves.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think his subordinates derisively referred to him as ‘Colonel Clinkscales’?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clinkscales is the coolest name ever. My junior high school was on Clinkscales Avenue.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My glockenspiel teacher was named Mr. Clinkscales.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Reality hits you hard, bro

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So, in addition to not hitting, Avila allows a baserunner to get to 1st on a strikeout.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps he will make a hit to make up for this in the future?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, boys. You’ll get ’em next inning.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

KKILSON

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

But smarter and far more suave.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roast in hell, Avila.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww. Such violence

Stop the hate love everyone, just as Matt Cain intended. (But not the Dodger children)

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that like his second hit?

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TIGGERS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Continuing concept album/rock opera discussion from a thread and abridged thread ago...

An album I have owned for a while but I keep coming back to is one of the cheesiest, nerdiest, most pompous things I’ve ever heard from a band called Ayreon. Usually Ayreon is far far too cheesey even for me, but in 2004, the dude who throws the whole projects together threw out an album called “The Human Equation” and for as ridiculous as it is, I absolutely ADORE it. And the more I come back to it, the more I love it.

It’s about a guy who spends 20 days in a coma, traveling through his mind through his memories and with each of his emotions being represented by a different singer. My favorite musician is barely in it as the voice of Rage (and I think he steals the album once or twice), but there’s some cool Bowie sounding stuff, some cool Pink Floydy stuff, and really just touches from the 60s-now in terms of progressive music.

This isn’t my favorite song, but I do enjoy the hell out of it and it gives you the best idea of what the album is.

http://youtu.be/Ve6sJTvHyys

If you DO enjoy it and can get beyond the cheese, get the album, some good headphones and 2 hours of time (difficult I know). I promise you won’t be sorry.

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did no one mention Lamb Lies Down on Broadway?

Cuz that’s my fav. I also loved a couple of Camel (not the Peter Frampton one, the Andy Latimer one) albums, especially Snow Goose and Nude.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooh Camel!

<3

I got turned on to them and Caravan later on because of Mikael Akerfeldt (who’s the voice of Fear in the above mentioned piece)

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Andy Latimer. Such a soulful guitarist.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you people really want to talk prog

what about those lovable Italians? PFM, Banco, there are scads of them.

Yes, I am a nerd.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

I don’t really know the Italian music scene at all

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved PFM

especially Storia di un Minuto.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Oct 13, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Latimer

Had serious Bay Area Ties!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpet Crawlers !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh given my profile picture...

Seventh Son of a Seventh Son is by far my favorite Iron Maiden album

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uno Mas Example

This is tied for one of my favorite “days” on the album. The guy who voices Pride has such a bad-ass rock voice. Plus, there’s a bit in here that’s super Mr. Crowley

http://youtu.be/neRRpdvZExg

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitch. Mitch. What the hell was that, Mitch.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If Matt Cain homered against Wilson

He would circle the bases while apologizing.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Southern Gentleman !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Circle the bases as though he were merely going about his normal business.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a guy who does just that.

Look up “Tater Trot Tracker.”

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Oct 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not the Cain thread. Either talk about how cool the Rangers are, or GTFO.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

I love this side of your personality. However, Matt Cain is reading your post with a look of consternation on his face.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he should go back to his glory thread.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory what?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I like the Tigers better? Is it permitted?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 13, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Most folks here are pulling for the Tigers.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So TL2 is a Lannister!
/end episode
/credits roll

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

TL2 is a secret Targ.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Oct 13, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought there was no game tonight. El Dia* lied to me!

*El Dia is a daily newspaper in Santo Domingo

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It will be written in such a way that they will think to themselves, “You know what? We should try harder.”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

CJ WILSON’S BADONKADONK IS FULL OF POOP!

/runs and hides

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I will kick your Yankee ass.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Circle up, Badonkadonkians!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Present!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 13, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit slandering these gallant men.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were my AL team even last year. I never really hated them.

But I think this season, with the Giants out, they’re the only team in either league I give a flying flip about. So I want them to succeed. It’s fun to get worked up about them.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/CJ Wilson Santa hat pic.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 13, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You spelled “asses” wrong.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli walks…right into my heart.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Lumbers

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our local Occupy group

has set up their encampment right outside my cubicle window. Thank goodness I can’t hear or smell them.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is your chance to participate in a drum circle!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Criminey! I mean I sympathize with the actual point of these things (income inequality) but why do the hippies and the homeless have to glom onto everything?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always the crazies who start it. I admire them for it. Somehow a bunch of suits mulling around constantly checking their blackberries wouldn’t have the same effect.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 5000 candles in the wind.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 13, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a pony

it’s a miniature horse!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travel-size glue, then.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, when you ask for a pony

You get a pony.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other times when you bitch and bitch and bitch about FLASH functionality, people get sick of you and placate you with a pony.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate baseball.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

To the glue factory with that thing.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIGGERS!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone I rip is hitting homers today.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rip me!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see that pitch even slower please

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 13, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

And to think, I thought Delmon Young was ridiculous.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, crap!

One of my favorite appellants just got roasted by the 6th. Oh, well, he didn’t really have a case, but he’s such a nice fellow.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play Ball please.

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by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapsticks

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Joshie. Make ’em pay.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I sense the killer blow coming.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THIS GAME IS OVER!

Oh, wait.

It isn’t. Never mind.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NO IT IS NOT

There would be lots and lots of Ginger Ale if it were.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many weapons in this lineup.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STEPPING ON HIS FOOT!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You do not have magical ripping powers.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, anyway. You must have zinged Beltre.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious, delicious ribeyes.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sun Ridge Farms Thai Curry Cashews

Yum.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks up, intrigued

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Oct 13, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Tigers are going to have to go to Brad Penny at some point

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know he was still there.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

CAH TAWLK

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

I’m halfway into Breaking Bad Season 4 and for some reason i feel like Season 3 was a lot better.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It was

but S4 has some great episodes. You are just getting to them.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last 5 were incredibly riveting and tense.

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by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 4's a Spaghetti Western by itself

While all of the series is better as whole, Season 4 in particular works as if it was directed like Sergio Leone.

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

108 pitches through 6? Geez.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez ?

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by nvsfg on Oct 13, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he’s working efficiently, maybe.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why ya sweatin’, Justin? Nervous?

You should be.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. Just walked the worst hitter in the lineup.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why he is not doing as well…SSS and all, he is not even close to the regular season version of himself…does he just do well against bad teams?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinsler, you moron.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Urgh. After 4 straight balls to stinkin’ Moreland.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That could have ended better.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

First pitch double play. The natives will not be happy, Ian.

Verlander has to be done, though, no?

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LSB was none too happy with our friend Ian.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHER’S GOT A BIG BUTT

PITCHER’S GOT A BIG BUTT

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh Roh...

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by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh darn it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

KinsLOLer

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
Sprow_ESPN: Tigers may need to call in a reliever to finish Brad Penny’s warmup session.

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

These Tigers are making me queasy. They have the lead, they don’t have the lead, and they have the lead. How do their fans handle this?

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I could EVER make it though a season like that. Not without sever mental scarring, of course.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

God fucking damn it.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT RATTLE THE CAGE

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout a cup against the bars?

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just darn annoying.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIGGERS!!!!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Tigers deserve some good bounces, I guess. And to think that Beltre’s drive went about 6 inches foul.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Y’know, Ceej’s night might be over.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Y'know,

You might want to forward your managing resume to one Nolan Ryan.

;-)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the mound anyway.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

martinez triple

I’d been led to believe by ESPN broadcasters at various times the past few days that Martinez was just Kirk Gibson’ing or Willis Reed’ing his way out onto the field. But he must not be quite that injured.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Delmon Young as well.

LoL…2 HR’s today.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting that my brother was friends with Phil Coke in high school. I bet my brother is rooting for the Tigers.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that happened fast.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if he wasn’t carrying so much poop in his butt, he could pitch better.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rooter is an unreliable source.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way the Tigers win 3 straight

by rpm164 on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hey!

Single-double-triple-HR, in order!

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver is horrible

by rpm164 on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What gem did he unleash this time?

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are totally right about Penny, btw

He is coming into this game.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need one more run to get out of grand slam range.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Then the bullpen will have to work really hard to blow up.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are 4 runs enough?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Which team will give CJ Wilson $100 million?

by rpm164 on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees need the pitching.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have prospects, though. What do the Sox have?

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just assuming Yanks go into their normal WIN NOW off season routine and spend big.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies

5 Aces!

What could go wrong this time?

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choking

its a serious hazard

Haters Gonna Hate

by Wreckonized on Oct 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

08 – World Series Champs
09 – National League Champs
10 – Lose in LCS
11 – Lose in DS
--add CJ Wilson & his mighty rear

12 – Lose Division to Braves

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

12 – Lose Division to Braves Miami Marlins of Miami

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are most likely correct!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know the Marlins are from Miami? ’Cause they are.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

Key West Marlins of Miami

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATIONAL$!

Also: Prince Fielder!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did everyone feel that?

The Earth shake when TL2’s hopes fell?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers still lead the series. If the Tigers win tonight, the Good Guys will still need just one more.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Verlander can't pitch on Saturday.

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by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an Adventist.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Take that, surfer boy.”

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a bloop, a bloop, a bloop and a blast away from tying the game.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop, baby, bloop.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a bunch of walks, a HBP and a blast.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, A LOT of HBP's.

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by bigboneded on Oct 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 walks and Nelson Cruz.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Oct 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

I guess Leyland is not planning on using Verlander again this series

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

His pitch counts all season seems to be around the 120 mark. Couple that with playoffs(!) and there ya have it.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leyland said he could go 125 today.
So he’s made it through 7 with 123.

I’m guessing they hope Coke can get 6 outs.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Pepsi could not do the job…too sweet.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.C. Cola refused to face off against C.J. Wilson for personal reasons.

Coke it is!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Tab?

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, you stupid, sexy man.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

KUEHARA

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s still technically correct.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't this the guy that the Rangers traded Davis and Hunter for?

Fail trade fail

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIGGERS!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I want fried chicken for dinner.

not paying attention to the games.

Did finish up Season 3 of Breaking Bad. Holy smokes, Walt.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been your daily Alex_Lewis update.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get Facebook, man.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

but…. you are all my true friends.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe google + or whatever it's called

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have no clue how to use that.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that it’s supposed to be more intuitive.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Josh Beckett

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But where to get it?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope is stopping by Jack’s [Urban Eats, not “in the Box”] to pick up something for dinner tonight.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking about going to this place

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm. Barbecue.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you do, we expect a full review!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall see.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PEW-E-HARA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uehara is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the distinct impression my apartment walls will be punched tonight.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Timmy on the place

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And it would be better to win it at home. But still, you know. Stupid Tigers, acting like they’re so great.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. Verlander back out for the eighth at 120+ pitches?

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

130 now. He’s gotta come out.

by muzak on Oct 13, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy moly

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leyland really trusts his bullpen.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololololololololololololololol

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. How many is that for Cruz?

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

cantpredictball Can’t Predict Bball
Not unpredictable, but notable: Nelson Cruz is first player to hit 5 HR in the ALCS.

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson: No #1

Talk before the game was his best FA offers would come based on his performance in this, the potential clincher. Determining whether he could be a #1 in the rotation and get the most $. This outing tends to indicate he doesn’t have that #1 performance under pressure cooker ability. Good examples against Verlander here and Lincecum in Game 5 last year.

by muzak on Oct 13, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You really think his best FA offers will be based on this one game?

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL i was just about to say this

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason he’s a former GM.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPSRBI

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes he does. muzak is a proponent of SSS.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally

I think his cumulative stats in the potential clinchers and elimination games will count against him and no I don’t think he’s a #1. But obviously it’s not about 1 game, just a trend that Wilson hasn’t been best under pressure.

by muzak on Oct 13, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminded to be bitter at the absence of the Giants in this postseason

Because of the generally poor pitching throughout, which would not have happened had they been in
To whit, that blast off Verlander just now, who because their pen has been overtaxed by poor starts and so has been torched, has had to try to do it himself

by Hatuxka on Oct 13, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I am so convinced that the Giants would have made it deep into the playoffs had they qualified.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by kdl on Oct 13, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, they looked pretty gassed to me. That and Wilson’s arm was going to fall off.

BUT – we’ll never know.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Phillies were built to win the same way. But they ran into a hot Cardinals team.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could’ve run into a hot Giants team!

Brett Pill 3 HR in LDS!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they would have found the magical golden scoring fleece by making the playoffs?

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera had been to the playoffs for the past four seasons so he would have picked it up and led the way

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I just think that Beltran/Panda/Belt could carry the team enough.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruz’s OBP v SLG for this postseason is pretty funny.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

His ISO in a laughably small sample size is .448

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make that .484

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replacing Moreland with Yorvit is kinda…I mean Yorvit is a righty and all but still.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Valverde time, again?

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck said that Coke is coming in.

Ron Washington’s all over it.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He's warming up for game 6

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre at the plate as the tying run.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fookin’ Tigers, I’m getting queasy again.

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I txt’ed the girlfriend of a Tiger’s fan earlier saying she’ll be happy to know he’ll be in a good mood tonight. I hope I didn’t jinx it all

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololTigers

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Phil Coke the guy

Pitch your righties Leyland!

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Panik on the streets of Detroit.

by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh FFS

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol tigers. Napoli up as the go-ahead run.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, it would’ve still been 7-2 if they hadn’t insisted on doing that in the first place.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

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by jponry on Oct 13, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't believe im saying this

BUT BRING IN BRAD PENNY

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same. Never doubt Leyland, I suppose.

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by son of ggf on Oct 13, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew. More baseball!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 13, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooo

Suck it TheLetter2!

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by DFARowand on Oct 13, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy freakin’ drama. Dude still could learn something from BWheez

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, Detroit

PikaTiger will be happy

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by son of ggf on Oct 13, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

WOOOOOO TIGERS.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Cards

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, really, go AL, regardless.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I have too much familiarity with NL teams to want to see any of them succeed.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 13, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

though at the same time, I do hate the people who think the AL is really superior to the NL….

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 13, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? They’re probably right.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t like when they’re proven right.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Oct 13, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A best of 7 game series doesn’t prove anything.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It proves who wins the World Series.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But it doesn’t prove whether the AL or NL is better.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team that wins the World Series is the best.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that proves whether the AL or NL is better?

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have thought it’d have been the all-star game, I mean they have all stars there.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong: current All-Star
Lance Berkman: not

FUCK FATFACE

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'D RATHER NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to rec this just for the parenthetical aside.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll follow your example

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m saying that’s a mostly unimportant question.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a completely fair viewpoint.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft. Whatever. They can show all the measures they want, all that matters is who’s currently ASG winner and who’s currently WS champion!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re still the current WS champion. /clings to 2010

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!"

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

im hidin

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear ARod- if you don’t want your picture taken, then don’t make it so obvious that it’s you. Try wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses. Or something that doesn’t look like a Yankees jacket. Would the Captain get caught doing something like that? No. And that’s how he’s been able to bang half of the women in NY and Hollywood without the press catching him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT
Dear ARod … don’t make it so obvious that it’s you. Try wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses.

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by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…you got me there. Although some would argue that even with a cap and sunglasses, you still can’t see him during the playoffs

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he know it makes him more noticeable when he’s hiding behind an ATM machine?

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you aren’t in the playoffs.

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t trust Kyle Lohse.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FieLOLder

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I knew what GLaDOS is!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know…Portal. I never played either of em.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s a video game?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A character in a video game.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s the computer in that ship?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a sarcastic artificial intelligence in a science facility.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. One step closer.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

foundries and swamps, the others no bueno

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will upgrade regardless of the contract.. #iblameyoubillgates

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to make Siri sound less robotic

She should be all, “You want to know how far Jupiter is? What a stupid fucking question! Hold on, dumbass, I’ll get the information for you.”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The neural net will probably come in iOS 6, after which comes assimilation and Judgment Day.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be the voice of Siri.

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A plug-in module will replace Siri with LARS, Large Array Repeatable Syntax.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they programmed her with lots of funny answers to “What is the meaning of life?” http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they don’t use Miku, I can hardly stand vocaloids.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would not have thought it possible for Randy Wolf to strike out Albert Pujols.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So was a squirrel spotted today?

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapolla

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday

Celebrate
if you took a holliday

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Season slipping away from the Plush Princes

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lolcrew

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy the Brewers are kinda sucking

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to walk the dogs, I think 2 miles should give me a very quiet evening.

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by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the pitcher out, Wolf.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s afraid of the big bad Wolf?

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Francisco Giants

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does wear sunglasses at night

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you name 3 other people that do that? It’s a good look.

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Orbison!

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Jackson

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This dude I went to high school with. Forget his name.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MJ may not qualify in this category.

by Turf_Toe_ on Oct 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blues Brothers!

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Aaron Craig

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops

Allen Craig

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Craig

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The LaRussas are up by a deuce

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLNIESKY

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni!

Crawford gets that.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Saying that Crawford is better than Yuniesky Betancourt is damning with faint praise, don’t you think?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but every time I see crappy play at short, I think of him and how he’ll never play for the Giants again because they will sign some POS like Betancourt.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Yuni

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bernie Brewer

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Jesse & Walt.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SPOILERS

I just finished season three. Whoa! Gonna power my way through some season 4 tonight.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 3 is so awesome.

Poor Jesse.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did one of these :O when Walt double saved the day.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Jesse's expense

as always. (Well, and Gale’s too.)

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you miss Gus and Mike and Saul?

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Even Skyler and Marie and Walt, Jr.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Hank

I love Hank.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not miss Marie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Marie

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess it’s not usual that clubhouses be playing loud music before games? Every time it’s mentioned it sounds like it’s notably rare.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHA HAPPEN

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Basehit to CF, relay was pretty shitty, Pujols threw it in to Molina, who applied the tag late (Hairston went around the tag)

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolarussas

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Sabes, Please ignore Betancourt doing something good. It’s a mirage.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the better he does, the Brewers will pick up the option.

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can only hope and pray.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just means he’ll be one year older when we get him.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can't we get a decent SS???!!!

I mean Fuck!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

Yuni is a better hitter than Crawford.

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s so terrible with the glove that he gives away most of that advantage.

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Please, anyone but him. I’d rather have Furcal and I hate that guy.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I think about it

He’s not even 30 years old. Way too young to become a Giant next year.

by jhawx on Oct 13, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

REPRESENTIN!

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

A new Adam Sandler movie

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So apparently there are different kinds of beers.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 3?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There?

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by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed there are!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder where Cal would have played had the Giants made the NLCS. They would be playing tonight at home.

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Candlestick probably

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by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either place

You would hear this 5,000 times during the game: http://fightmusic.com/mp3/pac10/USC__Tribute_To_Troy.mp3

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forbidden!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 13, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS MARK KOTSAY BATTING SECOND

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS THERE A 3D HAROLD AND KUMAR MOVIE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH AP ENGLISH HOMEWORK

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T THE GIANTS HAVE RYAN BRAUN?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT BEEF IN THE TRIFLE!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM PART OF THE DEMOGRAPHIC THAT THIS MOVIE IS AIMED AT AND I AM OFFENDED

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Announcer sez

Keep the line moving.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Mark Kotsay is a hero for rolling over a pitch to the second baseman as opposed to getting a hit.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Braun, why did you get a hit? You just aren’t doing the little things.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

what would it take to get Ryan Braun?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain and Gary Brown

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NO!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually wouldn’t be enough.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum and Gary Brown and Brian Wilson

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably have to throw in Buster Posey and Brandon Belt.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Brandon Belt is WORTHLESS! USELESS! HOLE IN HIS SWING!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to Milwaukee hits .320/.400/.589 or whatever

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know it!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to imagine any package starts with Bumgarner. Throw in Brown and Hembree and you’re just getting started. They would probably want at least one more elite player.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Belt, MadBum and Brown would make 'em think.

But they’d still say no.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I want him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With big soft titties and a smile to die for.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not quite how my grandmother put it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING BAND OF BROTHER REFERENCES

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Oct 14, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, rumor has it that Braun is on TL2 and shanghaijim’s “team”.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW COME YOU GET ALL THESE NOTIFICATIONS AND WE DONT

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more reason for him to come here.

We are “team” friendly.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but Milkwaukee had Laverne & Shirley, therefore it is gayer.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh FFS
Searches related to is ryan braun gay
steve braun gay
josh hamilton gay
corey hart gay
evan longoria gay
chase utley gay
albert pujols gay
david wright gay
grady sizemore gay

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We welcome them all

except Utley.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley’s already here!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

well, I don’t want him on the team. Oakland can have him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley probably isn't gay

but he’d likely force himself on you anyway

by Cap M on Oct 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Google says it’s not true than I guess that answers that question

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porn name?

“Sizemore”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fielder!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Home plate umpire isn’t calling the low strike for both pitchers.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

krikey, get some new commercials!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Footloose gets a good review from Mick LaSalle. That means the movie must suck.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! That’s pretty much my attitude too. If you go to Rotten Tomatoes he’s always the critic who either likes something nobody else does or hates something everybody else loves

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing with dentists and toothpaste...

Rally Jerry!
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McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are there no original ideas out there for movies anymore.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, they’re out there. It’s just that Hollywood does not make them.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see this movie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Muppets have a movie coming out soon….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that indie documentary somebody had posted here awhile back?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh oooh I know it was something about the dude who animates Elmo?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s Armond White.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the worst

but amusing in his misguidedness.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is not with the movie itself but the soundtrack. Who’s on the soundtrack?

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the deluxe edition track listing on iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/footloose-music-from-motion/id461786868

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazon posted info: http://www.amazon.com/Footloose-Motion-Picture-Various-Artists/dp/B005GZFETG/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1318558053&sr=1-1

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Not that I’ve ever heard of any of them, unless it’s the same David Banner who exposed himself to high amounts of gamma radiation and whom you don’t want to see get angry.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could sample each song.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could. My question about the soundtrack was more about whether it would become as iconic as the original rather than any personal interest in the music itself. (I basically stopped listening to pop music about 20 years ago.)

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni has a little badonkadonk, tho.

Still don’t want him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is TL2 here? No? …………… i don’t like the big butts. shhhhh

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I oughta slug you.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope has had a nasty nasty cold the past 5ish days, he missed 3 days of work with it. Achy, coughy and sneezy. Drink LOTS of fluids! Flush those buggies out!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got some EmergenC around somewhere.

I really dont want to get sick.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you dont get it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that the last time I got a cold. It didn’t work for me. I just couldn’t shake it (had it for 2 weeks or so).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had good luck with airborne IF we take it at the first sign of anything. It’s probably more of an “increased fluids” thing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about zinc?

Have you tried that? Vit C seems to work well for me.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

gallons and gallons of juice/tea/water and tons upon tons of garlic

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

gartlic is good. Also, Kim Chee. spicy food to clear out the sinuses.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had made some spicy sweet potato stew that was a pretty good sinus clearer outer.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you drink, have a hot brandy (brandy and tea).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, Cal offense tonight is like the Giants at AT&T…USC 3 CAL 0

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in the fences!

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ZOMG

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

OMG, rec'd.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald doesn’t even look ’shopped.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so him!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I think.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Whedon and RDJ hang out together.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain America: good, well done film.
Thor: overrated and tired.

Much like their photoshopped counterparts here.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thor is overrated?

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by Natto on Oct 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec'd

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How old is Arthur Rhodes?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus 41.

I thought so.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have wider seats in St. Louis?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s getting sponsorship from a for-profit college chain. :|

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to think he only gets a small amount of money

Obama’s campaign is estimated to exceed one billion dollars for 2012

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Oct 13, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Campaign funding is something I’ll never understand.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to rain on the parade, but this is champagne and I don’t feel like it tonight.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

America!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 13, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 13, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how little money it takes as a % of these companies profits to have some form of influence over the legislative process.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Oct 14, 2011 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it's Bustery around here tonight

well, except the sun is down.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Oct 13, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather.com says San Jose is 75. Santo Domingo is 76.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hit 81 today in SF and it’s still in the 70s.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still 73˚ here right now…. up to 90 tomorrow…stupid weather.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually skipped class today because our classrooms are so fucking hot.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are wimps.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 13, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE BUSTER

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

High society pirates.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Captain Morgan is a privateer.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really sick of the glorification of pirates.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Philly fans classless?

You decide: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Flyers-fans-boo-rivals-alas-it-8217-s-during-;_ylt=Ao06dOiGH557clY6S7pDSsJ7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp14710

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

7 innings, 2 runs

Good job, Wolf. After the NLDS disaster, I thought we might not see you again.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Amadeus Mozart?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff doesn't make that play...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh cal

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Oct 13, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Were they supposed to win? At least compete?

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible Terrible Terrible……

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol
keithlaw keithlaw
Good, we try to entertain mouth-breathers such as yourself. #fearofmath RT @MizzouCards: @keithlaw You sabermetrics morons crack me up.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know how Keith keeps from getting way more annoyed than he is, actually. I get enough hate mail that I’m slowly become a misanthrope and he certainly gets WAY more than I do.

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Stuff is on: BTF, ESPN, Twitter

by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg GOT reference on parks & rec

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How are you watching it? It’s not on until 8:30. And is it Ben who says it?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I don’t like commercials and there’s a 1/2 break between “the Office” and “Always Sunny,” my girlfriend and I don’t start watching all the shows until around 9 so we can blow throw them all at once and without commercials. Which is why I’m here trying to kill time until we decide to start watching “Community.”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

starts with t ends with t

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

taxidermist?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Oct 13, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of people who love Community, but it just never clicked for me. I don’t think it’s terrible or bad or something, but the writing to me is just missing something that I get out of It’s Always Sunny or Parks and Rec.

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Stuff is on: BTF, ESPN, Twitter

by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Community is a show that’s meant to make you feel good as much as it’s meant to make you laugh, which is the difference, or at least it was. In the last year or so Parks and Rec has trended much more in that direction whereas Community has lost that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ben is a great character. They’ve done a way better job than with Mark, who was pretty much irrelevant by the middle of the second season.

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Stuff is on: BTF, ESPN, Twitter

by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark is supposed to show up again at some point this season. I hope everyone’s like “Wait….. remind me who you are?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice reference. Somebody on the writing staff is a huge nerd. And crying, miserable Batman Ben was comedy gold.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the AV Club, Big Bang Theory had a GoT reference too.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did. A sword from the series was available for purchase.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 14, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me? or is this game BORING ?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it’s true.

by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axe man cometh

And he hot: registering 100 on the mlb gun. 81 on the deuce: just fucking brutal.

by muzak on Oct 13, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Much better than yesterday and now time for Netflix.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Oct 13, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

pfffffffft…. time for bed!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Oct 13, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

~200 episodes of Law & Order await you!

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can now buy the complete series of L&O for about 500 bucks.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose that’s a good deal, considering there was something like 146 seasons and 382,561 episodes, but anything over $150 or so causes my brain to shut down.

by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would want only the early episodes. TNT repeats the last 5-7 seasons about 389034894778056 times

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t want 666 posts to last long

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too lazy to check MLB.com...

How is the Brewers/Cards game going?

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ended about 30 minutes ago

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

I stopped watching when Community and Parks and Rec came on. Who won?

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by greekfro on Oct 13, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee, 4-2

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Barkley was playing horrible tonight. He and Woods usually are on the same page, but they were completely out of sorts.

Also, I took joy in the fact that USC’s band was louder than Cal’s band the entire game.

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by mymclife on Oct 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t follow hockey. How is it that San Jose has only played one game so far?

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by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fucking clue. Ask the schedule makers. The Sharks players and coaches aren’t all that happy about it either.

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by mymclife on Oct 13, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynard was awful…he has a bad habit of stare at/locking in on a receiver.

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that should be just about enough of the Zach Maynard experiment.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No real other choices

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by CalBear949 on Oct 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy to let Bridgford sink or swim for a while. I understand the reasons he won’t, but I’m speaking from my fan voice.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was amazed at how many interceptions/near-interceptions the USC defense had tonight. That doesn’t normally happen.

Gotta say, Cal’s defense kept them in the game. That and Woods always being just a bit short of Barkley’s passes.

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by mymclife on Oct 13, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so wrong about Maynard. He’s horrible.

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by son of ggf on Oct 14, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOTH TEAMS

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 13, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

y'all need to start peeing into your cars soon

http://blogger.usbphoneworld.com/2011/10/urine-is-possible-to-be-raw-material.html

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by jctGamer on Oct 13, 2011 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That is crazy talk right there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if true, and if enough power can be generated, that’s a transformative technology. I suppose I should expect the oil companies to buy it up and bury it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They will flush it away?

by Hyoton on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It certainly won’t be available for us pee-ons.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that if you start making cheap electricity from readily available materials, urine trouble.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s urea when you need him?

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you believe that, urethra fool or woefully misinformed.

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already done.

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by Natto on Oct 14, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means voluntarily, not just when you’re in a drunken stupor.

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by kiririn on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever the result of this series, that was one hell of a game today with the Tigers and Rangers

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by PiKAgiant on Oct 13, 2011 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not a smart person

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 14, 2011 5:31 AM PDT reply actions  

U DED DAWG
Court documents obtained by TMZ.com allege that Milton Bradley threatened to kill his wife last month.

Bradley’s wife, Monique Bradley, alleges that her husband threatened her with a baseball bat during an incident on September 27 and picked up a photo of a gun and told her, “This is the gun that I’m going to kill you with.” She added that Bradley has been “emotionally and physically abusive” throughout their marriage, but she would often take him back because “I genuinely believed that one day I could fix him.” A hearing on the matter is scheduled for October 25, and, in the meantime, Monique has filed a restraining order.

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it is a crime to threaten someone with a gun. I don’t know about a picture of a gun though.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she was legitimately afraid, it probably would be. Of course, it may be moot because he had just threatened her with a baseball bat.

by Hyoton on Oct 14, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks ’shopped.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stoopit Tigers.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Motor City Kittehs!

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROAST IN HELL

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by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson continues to disappoint in the post-season. I wonder if the guy just lacks the intestinal fortitude to pitch when things really matter.

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Alex_Lewis-style trolling)

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, man. Not everyone can be Matt “No Runs Allowed in the Postseason” Cain.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out Cain’s been killing off his closest competitors in a twisted bid to cleanse baseball of unpure people.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question: If Theo Epstein guides the Cubs to a World Series title, does that make him a lock for the Hall of Fame?

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Or a fame for the Lock of Hall.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lock for the Bill Hall of Fame.

by Hyoton on Oct 14, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fame? Lock………Loch?

So you’re saying that Theo is somewhat involved with the Loch Ness Monster?

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/calmly removes Columbus from weather map

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re in on it, too. I need to let that Anonymous guy know that there’s another conspiracy theory to investigate.

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by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have evidence that Columbus is far too dangerous to actually visit, and therefore humans have never been there. Where’s the telemetry, huh? WHERE’S THE TELEMETRY?

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LEAVE COLUMBUS ALONE

IT HAS TASTY VENEZUELAN FOOD

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by speckops on Oct 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No it means he ruined baseball.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone look up at the moon last night?

Jupiter was hanging out next to it and being all, “What’s up, Earth? Imma just hang out here for a bit catching comets that would otherwise fuck your shit up.”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hey! That’s right! I’ve been meaning to get the telescope out and have a look. And now that all the rain has moved out, tonight should be ideal for viewing.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just below and to the right of it. Jupiter rocks.

/groupie_moons

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

When do we talk about Lance Berkman beating out Ryan Vogelsong for NL Comeback Player of the Year? Hopefully never.

by JSing on Oct 14, 2011 8:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The truth?

Us kids know.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman won because his huge face intimidated the voters.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were overshadowed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

His $8 million contract should have been a clue that nobody expected him to do well.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

(nice avatar)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. Full credit to Mr. Disaster, who was kind enough to create it for Team Badonkadonk.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prepare your army. I’ve just received word that House NoAssAtAll is nearby and ready to attack!

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by jhiat00 on Oct 14, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

HODOR! OR SOMETHING!

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Team Badonkadonk was defeated last night by the House of Jponrerys led by Ser Justin of Verlander at the Battle of Comerica Park.

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by calgiants86 on Oct 14, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya have to comeback from something, don’t you? which means Berkman.

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by son of ggf on Oct 14, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Let them enjoy today, so their tears will be even sweeter win the Rangers win the American League Saturday.

I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 14, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thread confused.

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by son of ggf on Oct 14, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm thread intolerent

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Oct 14, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thread curious.

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