Open Championship Series GameThread, 10/13
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I would like it very much if the Rangers would face an elimination game
They are the only playoff team not to have done so this year.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
So, you guys already talked about Lance Berkman and his fucking joke award, right?
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
I mean, if I knew they gave you comeback awards for being good in the year you’re supposedly coming back from, I wouldn’t have put so little effort into everything last year.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he had a really good comeback whenever anybody talked to him about his face.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather him feel awful about it.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
His comebacks are born out of a deep sense of shame.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Lance Berkman 2010:
Nyjer Morgan: “Hey Berk – nice face!”
Lance Berkman: “Yeah, well… your mom has a nice face!”
Nyjer Morgan: “You call that a comeb—”
Pat Burrell: “She sure does.”
Nyjer Morgan: “Hey, wait.”
Pat Burrell: “And I should know.”
Nyjer Morgan: “What’s going on here?”
Pat Burrell: “I slept with your—”
Lance Berkman: “You just got BERKED!”
Pat Burrell: “Shut it. Lance. Your face is jealous.”
Lance Berkman 2011:
Rafael Furcal: “Hey Lance – nice face!”
Lance Berkman (checking notes): “I slept with your mom.”
/exit Rafael Furcal
Lance Berkman: “Hey, that really works.”
Pat Burrell: “You’re a fast learner, you know that?”
Lance Berkman: “Thanks. You know, that really means a—”
Pat Burrell: “Please don’t talk to me.”
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
HAMILTUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
I’m late; I was doing a news thingy.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
This is fun. I got the place to myself!
DOOKIE!
Hee hee.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
by TheLetter2 on Oct 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
PROJECTION
The Rangers will win this inning.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
MORE PROJECTION
All of you are afraid of commitment!
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
LOL BREWERS
BNightengale Bob Nightengale
by Buster_ESPN
#MLB #NLCS Corey Hart, who’s hitting .182 with 1 extra-base hit this postseason, is out of lineup in place of Kotsay.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
MARK KOTSAY!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
At least he isn't batting first
He’s batting SECOND.
That is Bochian.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please play better Tigers
No Texass in the WS
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I hope George Bush comes to your front door and laughs in your face after they win the Series.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
The Rangers World Series parade will take place under a huge MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
“Heckuva job, Washy!”
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
It would be more historically accurate if they had used it for their AL championship parade.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Now I"m thinking of Arrested Development and laughing.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
“DALLAS LOVE HAMILTON”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Theoretically, wouldn’t that “Mission Accomplished Banner” be put up sometime during the first game of the Series?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
This answer is correct.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
TL2 is being mean !
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Sorry. Damn my knee-jerk reactions.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I just thought you were staying true to your new sig line.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Wait
There’s two threads going on? Which thread should I take?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Then you should go post that on the other thread.
Then, take a moment to stop and smell the Matt Cain. Then you can come back and post in this thread.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Matt Cain thread smells better.
No tire fires and cow shit.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
No tire fires and cow shit.
So…you’ve been to Battle Mountain, NV huh ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Damn that be-thighed wonder, Verlander.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
He might be on his way to being Cained though
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. I can't believe I JUST noticed you changed your pic.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It happened late last night, so this is the first day of the new one. I’ll change it back after…well, however far the Rangers end up going.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I’ve been thinking about El Person’s (admittedly legitimate) critique of the motto and decided that if E Pluribus Anus is all right for Greendale, then E Pluribus Gluteus is A-OK with me (I also briefly considered In Gluteii Credo, but I’m not sure if the Latin is correct).
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be Gluteo Credo, if I perceive your intentions correctly. Also, E Pluribus Gluteus is more grammatically correct than El Person’s suggestion.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
In Butts We Trust!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that would be Gluteis Credimus. I thought you were going for “I believe in the butt!”
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
It turns out TL2 wuz right all along. Although Gluteo Credo has a certain ring to it…
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that term meant something different when playing against the Rangers.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Oct 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BOOTY COMPELS YOU!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Yes. What of it?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Delmon Young has none hits in this series.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
So ESPN eliminates the department that created its awesome content (excluding Rick Reilly) for the department that churns out bullshit. Sounds about right.
ESPN is closing its Content Development department, which will lead to the loss of around 20-25 jobs. The department, which was headed by Senior VP/Content Development & Enterprise Keith Clinkscales, was based in Bristol, L.A. and N.Y. The department’s responsibilities will be taken over by the Bristol-based studio and event production group led by ESPN Exec Senior VP/Studio & Event Production Norby Williamson. “This is a more efficient and better model,” said ESPN Exec VP/Content John Skipper. “We’re eliminating specific jobs. But we’re not going to have a smaller workforce.”
It is hard to pin down exactly how many jobs are being cut since some of employees will have the opportunity to find other jobs at the company. Skipper told THE DAILY that he had been considering making this move for six-eight weeks, finally deciding to pull the trigger with the recent launch of studio shows like “NFL 32,” “Numbers Never Lie” and “Dan LeBatard Is Highly Questionable.” “That was the event that got me over the hump,” Skipper said.
The highest profile exec to leave ESPN as a result of this move is Clinkscales, who launched the group in ‘07. He is leaving to become an independent producer; ESPN will be his first client. He plans to develop documentaries and Web-based shows for ESPN. His group developed shows like “SportsNation,” “E:60” and Rick Reilly’s “Homecoming.” It also developed ESPN’s acclaimed "30 for 30" documentary series, which will now be part of ESPN Films. Skipper said ESPN Films will not be affected by the moves.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Do you think his subordinates derisively referred to him as ‘Colonel Clinkscales’?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Clinkscales is the coolest name ever. My junior high school was on Clinkscales Avenue.
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So, in addition to not hitting, Avila allows a baserunner to get to 1st on a strikeout.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Perhaps he will make a hit to make up for this in the future?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This pic makes Verlander look like Cliff Clavin

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Roast in hell, Avila.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Awww. Such violence
Stop the hate love everyone, just as Matt Cain intended. (But not the Dodger children)
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TIGGERS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Continuing concept album/rock opera discussion from a thread and abridged thread ago...
An album I have owned for a while but I keep coming back to is one of the cheesiest, nerdiest, most pompous things I’ve ever heard from a band called Ayreon. Usually Ayreon is far far too cheesey even for me, but in 2004, the dude who throws the whole projects together threw out an album called “The Human Equation” and for as ridiculous as it is, I absolutely ADORE it. And the more I come back to it, the more I love it.
It’s about a guy who spends 20 days in a coma, traveling through his mind through his memories and with each of his emotions being represented by a different singer. My favorite musician is barely in it as the voice of Rage (and I think he steals the album once or twice), but there’s some cool Bowie sounding stuff, some cool Pink Floydy stuff, and really just touches from the 60s-now in terms of progressive music.
This isn’t my favorite song, but I do enjoy the hell out of it and it gives you the best idea of what the album is.
If you DO enjoy it and can get beyond the cheese, get the album, some good headphones and 2 hours of time (difficult I know). I promise you won’t be sorry.
Did no one mention Lamb Lies Down on Broadway?
Cuz that’s my fav. I also loved a couple of Camel (not the Peter Frampton one, the Andy Latimer one) albums, especially Snow Goose and Nude.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
oooooh Camel!
<3
I got turned on to them and Caravan later on because of Mikael Akerfeldt (who’s the voice of Fear in the above mentioned piece)
If you people really want to talk prog
what about those lovable Italians? PFM, Banco, there are scads of them.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Andy Latimer
Had serious Bay Area Ties!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Carpet Crawlers !
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Uno Mas Example
This is tied for one of my favorite “days” on the album. The guy who voices Pride has such a bad-ass rock voice. Plus, there’s a bit in here that’s super Mr. Crowley
If Matt Cain homered against Wilson
He would circle the bases while apologizing.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Southern Gentleman !
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Circle the bases as though he were merely going about his normal business.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
try to avoid all the singing birds and unicorns that fly around him as he runs?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Has someone timed how long it takes each individual player on average to round the bases after a HR?
I think this would be interesting. Who gets it over with and who saunters.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a guy who does just that.
Look up “Tater Trot Tracker.”
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
This is not the Cain thread. Either talk about how cool the Rangers are, or GTFO.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
It was really cool how they lost to the Giants in 2010.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha!
I love this side of your personality. However, Matt Cain is reading your post with a look of consternation on his face.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he should go back to his glory thread.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Glory what?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What if I like the Tigers better? Is it permitted?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yes. Most folks here are pulling for the Tigers.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
It is the "King in the North" contingent
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I thought there was no game tonight. El Dia* lied to me!
*El Dia is a daily newspaper in Santo Domingo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain is going to write El Dia a stern but fair letter admonishing them for deceiving you
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
my hero
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
CJ WILSON’S BADONKADONK IS FULL OF POOP!
/runs and hides
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
I will kick your Yankee ass.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
reporting for duty
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Young's pic makes it look like someone is stepping on his foot

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Quit slandering these gallant men.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
When did you jump so wholeheartedly on the Ranger bandwagon?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They were my AL team even last year. I never really hated them.
But I think this season, with the Giants out, they’re the only team in either league I give a flying flip about. So I want them to succeed. It’s fun to get worked up about them.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
They tried to deprive us of our awesome appointment with destiny last year!
I can’t like them.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Napoli walks…right into my heart.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Our local Occupy group
has set up their encampment right outside my cubicle window. Thank goodness I can’t hear or smell them.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Now is your chance to participate in a drum circle!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Criminey! I mean I sympathize with the actual point of these things (income inequality) but why do the hippies and the homeless have to glom onto everything?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Because they have nothing better to do
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes, when you ask for a pony
You get a pony.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Other times when you bitch and bitch and bitch about FLASH functionality, people get sick of you and placate you with a pony.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
iPony
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
TIGGERS!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Everyone I rip is hitting homers today.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Rip me!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Aw, crap!
One of my favorite appellants just got roasted by the 6th. Oh, well, he didn’t really have a case, but he’s such a nice fellow.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Double Play Ball please.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Crapsticks
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Joshie. Make ’em pay.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Hawt!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THIS GAME IS OVER!
Oh, wait.
It isn’t. Never mind.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
NO IT IS NOT
There would be lots and lots of Ginger Ale if it were.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STEPPING ON HIS FOOT!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Josh Hamilton is keeping all of the ribeyes
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like the Tigers are going to have to go to Brad Penny at some point
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I didn’t know he was still there.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
He just keeps showing up. Like a Bad Penny
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
I’m halfway into Breaking Bad Season 4 and for some reason i feel like Season 3 was a lot better.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It was
but S4 has some great episodes. You are just getting to them.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
The last 5 were incredibly riveting and tense.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Season 4's a Spaghetti Western by itself
While all of the series is better as whole, Season 4 in particular works as if it was directed like Sergio Leone.
Jonathan Sanchez ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Why ya sweatin’, Justin? Nervous?
You should be.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Seriously. Just walked the worst hitter in the lineup.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder why he is not doing as well…SSS and all, he is not even close to the regular season version of himself…does he just do well against bad teams?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Urgh. After 4 straight balls to stinkin’ Moreland.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ruh Roh...
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
KinsLOLer
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Sprow_ESPN: Tigers may need to call in a reliever to finish Brad Penny’s warmup session.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
These Tigers are making me queasy. They have the lead, they don’t have the lead, and they have the lead. How do their fans handle this?
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
God fucking damn it.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
DO NOT RATTLE THE CAGE
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
TIGGERS!!!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Well, the Tigers deserve some good bounces, I guess. And to think that Beltre’s drive went about 6 inches foul.
by Duelling Brandos on Oct 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Y’know, Ceej’s night might be over.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Y'know,
You might want to forward your managing resume to one Nolan Ryan.
;-)
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
martinez triple
I’d been led to believe by ESPN broadcasters at various times the past few days that Martinez was just Kirk Gibson’ing or Willis Reed’ing his way out onto the field. But he must not be quite that injured.
Delmon Young as well.
LoL…2 HR’s today.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
haha
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What gem did he unleash this time?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
You are totally right about Penny, btw
He is coming into this game.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Are 4 runs enough?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Red Sawx

Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies
5 Aces!
What could go wrong this time?
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
08 – World Series Champs
09 – National League Champs
10 – Lose in LCS
11 – Lose in DS
--add CJ Wilson & his mighty rear
12 – Lose Division to Braves
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
12 – Lose Division to Braves Miami Marlins of Miami
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
You are most likely correct!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean
Key West Marlins of Miami
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
NATIONAL$!
Also: Prince Fielder!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Did everyone feel that?
The Earth shake when TL2’s hopes fell?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
The Rangers still lead the series. If the Tigers win tonight, the Good Guys will still need just one more.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Also: Verlander can't pitch on Saturday.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Apparently, Wash is going to make Wilson wear this one
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Like Tim Gunn says, he is just going to have to make it work
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
With 2 games at home
I can see why he is saving the pen.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, A LOT of HBP's.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Wow...
I guess Leyland is not planning on using Verlander again this series
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Leyland said he could go 125 today.
So he’s made it through 7 with 123.
I’m guessing they hope Coke can get 6 outs.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly Pepsi could not do the job…too sweet.
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R.C. Cola refused to face off against C.J. Wilson for personal reasons.
Coke it is!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't this the guy that the Rangers traded Davis and Hunter for?
Fail trade fail
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TIGGERS!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
I want fried chicken for dinner.
not paying attention to the games.
Did finish up Season 3 of Breaking Bad. Holy smokes, Walt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This has been your daily Alex_Lewis update.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
but…. you are all my true friends.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
maybe google + or whatever it's called
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I still have no clue how to use that.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
I thought that it’s supposed to be more intuitive.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ask Josh Beckett
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But where to get it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yankee fans are going to call him Josh Buckett next year, eh?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Merope is stopping by Jack’s [Urban Eats, not “in the Box”] to pick up something for dinner tonight.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I’m thinking about going to this place
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well if you do, we expect a full review!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
We shall see.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PEW-E-HARA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Uehara is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I have the distinct impression my apartment walls will be punched tonight.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Go Timmy on the place
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The Rangers will still probably win this series.
They only have to win one of the next two games
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Freaking insane. Are they going to try to give him a complete game or something?
I guess their pen is pretty beat up with no Benoit or Valverde
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Leyland really trusts his bullpen.
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CJ Wilson: No #1
Talk before the game was his best FA offers would come based on his performance in this, the potential clincher. Determining whether he could be a #1 in the rotation and get the most $. This outing tends to indicate he doesn’t have that #1 performance under pressure cooker ability. Good examples against Verlander here and Lincecum in Game 5 last year.
You really think his best FA offers will be based on this one game?
by Hyoton on Oct 13, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL i was just about to say this
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
There’s a reason he’s a former GM.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Personally
I think his cumulative stats in the potential clinchers and elimination games will count against him and no I don’t think he’s a #1. But obviously it’s not about 1 game, just a trend that Wilson hasn’t been best under pressure.
Reminded to be bitter at the absence of the Giants in this postseason
Because of the generally poor pitching throughout, which would not have happened had they been in
To whit, that blast off Verlander just now, who because their pen has been overtaxed by poor starts and so has been torched, has had to try to do it himself
This
I am so convinced that the Giants would have made it deep into the playoffs had they qualified.
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I dunno, they looked pretty gassed to me. That and Wilson’s arm was going to fall off.
BUT – we’ll never know.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the Phillies were built to win the same way. But they ran into a hot Cardinals team.
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They could’ve run into a hot Giants team!
Brett Pill 3 HR in LDS!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So they would have found the magical golden scoring fleece by making the playoffs?
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabrera had been to the playoffs for the past four seasons so he would have picked it up and led the way
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I just think that Beltran/Panda/Belt could carry the team enough.
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Cruz’s OBP v SLG for this postseason is pretty funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
His ISO in a laughably small sample size is .448
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Make that .484
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mmm artisan junk food at a sophisticated garden party
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 4:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Buck said that Coke is coming in.
Ron Washington’s all over it.
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Started reading his memoir last night
I was crying
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Oct 13, 2011 4:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I have only read excerpts
But it is super intense. Good for him.
by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
He's warming up for game 6
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Fookin’ Tigers, I’m getting queasy again.
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
I txt’ed the girlfriend of a Tiger’s fan earlier saying she’ll be happy to know he’ll be in a good mood tonight. I hope I didn’t jinx it all
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lololTigers
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Why is Phil Coke the guy
Pitch your righties Leyland!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh FFS
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
lulz

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
Can't believe im saying this
BUT BRING IN BRAD PENNY
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yay!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
Woooo
Suck it TheLetter2!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
super uncomfortable
The first six innings are overrated.
good job, Detroit
PikaTiger will be happy
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Shift-A
WOOOOOO TIGERS.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
Go Brewers
/In a really ambivalent way
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Go Cards
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
But, really, go AL, regardless.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
this
I have too much familiarity with NL teams to want to see any of them succeed.
The first six innings are overrated.
though at the same time, I do hate the people who think the AL is really superior to the NL….
The first six innings are overrated.
Why? They’re probably right.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
A best of 7 game series doesn’t prove anything.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It proves who wins the World Series.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah. But it doesn’t prove whether the AL or NL is better.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The team that wins the World Series is the best.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And that proves whether the AL or NL is better?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I'D RATHER NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It proves which league is triumphant for that year. The question of which league is ‘better’ is something I’ll leave to the propellerheads (my answer is ‘The National League’, but that’s just my personal opinion based on the lack of a DH).
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!"

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Dear ARod- if you don’t want your picture taken, then don’t make it so obvious that it’s you. Try wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses. Or something that doesn’t look like a Yankees jacket. Would the Captain get caught doing something like that? No. And that’s how he’s been able to bang half of the women in NY and Hollywood without the press catching him
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WAT
Dear ARod … don’t make it so obvious that it’s you. Try wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well…you got me there. Although some would argue that even with a cap and sunglasses, you still can’t see him during the playoffs
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like a big strikezone in this game
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
FieLOLder
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
OT: LOL Siri
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTg00wIijNY
The first six innings are overrated.
They need to make Siri sound less robotic
She should be all, “You want to know how far Jupiter is? What a stupid fucking question! Hold on, dumbass, I’ll get the information for you.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
My answer to every question would be Matt Cain
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently they programmed her with lots of funny answers to “What is the meaning of life?” http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/
I rhyme with freak.
Crapolla
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Tony LaRussa's master plan of having his team hit the ball to the RF corner is working like a charm
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lolcrew
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Good thing that wasn't Hart batting.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
He does wear sunglasses at night
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Roy Orbison!
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Jackson
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lars?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Blues Brothers!
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Oh Aaron Craig
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Oops
Allen Craig
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The LaRussas are up by a deuce
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOLNIESKY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
lol Yuni
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
NO SPOILERS
I just finished season three. Whoa! Gonna power my way through some season 4 tonight.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I did one of these :O when Walt double saved the day.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Do you miss Gus and Mike and Saul?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I do not miss Marie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lolarussas
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Fuck
Sabes, Please ignore Betancourt doing something good. It’s a mirage.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Maybe the better he does, the Brewers will pick up the option.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That just means he’ll be one year older when we get him.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Sadly
Yuni is a better hitter than Crawford.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Now that I think about it
He’s not even 30 years old. Way too young to become a Giant next year.
UGH
A new Adam Sandler movie
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
If I want to see a guy in a dress, I will watch the new J Edgar Hoover movie
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed there are!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder where Cal would have played had the Giants made the NLCS. They would be playing tonight at home.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Either place
You would hear this 5,000 times during the game: http://fightmusic.com/mp3/pac10/USC__Tribute_To_Troy.mp3
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Forbidden!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes, Mark Kotsay is a hero for rolling over a pitch to the second baseman as opposed to getting a hit.
Done
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That actually wouldn’t be enough.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Probably have to throw in Buster Posey and Brandon Belt.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
/goes to Milwaukee hits .320/.400/.589 or whatever
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I have to imagine any package starts with Bumgarner. Throw in Brown and Hembree and you’re just getting started. They would probably want at least one more elite player.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Belt, MadBum and Brown would make 'em think.
But they’d still say no.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
that’s not quite how my grandmother put it
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP MAKING BAND OF BROTHER REFERENCES
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Actually, rumor has it that Braun is on TL2 and shanghaijim’s “team”.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
oh FFS
Searches related to is ryan braun gay
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I rhyme with freak.
Oh yeah
well, I don’t want him on the team. Oakland can have him.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
if Google says it’s not true than I guess that answers that question
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
krikey, get some new commercials!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Footloose gets a good review from Mick LaSalle. That means the movie must suck.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Ha! That’s pretty much my attitude too. If you go to Rotten Tomatoes he’s always the critic who either likes something nobody else does or hates something everybody else loves
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Same thing with dentists and toothpaste...
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
So are there no original ideas out there for movies anymore.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Oh, they’re out there. It’s just that Hollywood does not make them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I really want to see this movie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The question is not with the movie itself but the soundtrack. Who’s on the soundtrack?
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s the deluxe edition track listing on iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/footloose-music-from-motion/id461786868
I rhyme with freak.
Amazon posted info: http://www.amazon.com/Footloose-Motion-Picture-Various-Artists/dp/B005GZFETG/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1318558053&sr=1-1
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah. Not that I’ve ever heard of any of them, unless it’s the same David Banner who exposed himself to high amounts of gamma radiation and whom you don’t want to see get angry.
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You could sample each song.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I could. My question about the soundtrack was more about whether it would become as iconic as the original rather than any personal interest in the music itself. (I basically stopped listening to pop music about 20 years ago.)
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Merope has had a nasty nasty cold the past 5ish days, he missed 3 days of work with it. Achy, coughy and sneezy. Drink LOTS of fluids! Flush those buggies out!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I've got some EmergenC around somewhere.
I really dont want to get sick.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I tried that the last time I got a cold. It didn’t work for me. I just couldn’t shake it (had it for 2 weeks or so).
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
We’ve had good luck with airborne IF we take it at the first sign of anything. It’s probably more of an “increased fluids” thing.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
What about zinc?
Have you tried that? Vit C seems to work well for me.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
gallons and gallons of juice/tea/water and tons upon tons of garlic
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
yes
gartlic is good. Also, Kim Chee. spicy food to clear out the sinuses.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
So far, Cal offense tonight is like the Giants at AT&T…USC 3 CAL 0
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Captain America: good, well done film.
Thor: overrated and tired.
Much like their photoshopped counterparts here.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like this idea.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s getting sponsorship from a for-profit college chain. :|
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
and to think he only gets a small amount of money
Obama’s campaign is estimated to exceed one billion dollars for 2012
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Oct 13, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Campaign funding is something I’ll never understand.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, it's Bustery around here tonight
well, except the sun is down.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Weather.com says San Jose is 75. Santo Domingo is 76.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 13, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually skipped class today because our classrooms are so fucking hot.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are wimps.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL CAL
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Philly fans classless?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
7 innings, 2 runs
Good job, Wolf. After the NLDS disaster, I thought we might not see you again.
Huff doesn't make that play...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Were they supposed to win? At least compete?
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lolol
keithlaw keithlaw
Good, we try to entertain mouth-breathers such as yourself. #fearofmath RT @MizzouCards: @keithlaw You sabermetrics morons crack me up.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 13, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t know how Keith keeps from getting way more annoyed than he is, actually. I get enough hate mail that I’m slowly become a misanthrope and he certainly gets WAY more than I do.
by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
omg GOT reference on parks & rec
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
How are you watching it? It’s not on until 8:30. And is it Ben who says it?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
magic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Because I don’t like commercials and there’s a 1/2 break between “the Office” and “Always Sunny,” my girlfriend and I don’t start watching all the shows until around 9 so we can blow throw them all at once and without commercials. Which is why I’m here trying to kill time until we decide to start watching “Community.”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
starts with t ends with t
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I know a lot of people who love Community, but it just never clicked for me. I don’t think it’s terrible or bad or something, but the writing to me is just missing something that I get out of It’s Always Sunny or Parks and Rec.
by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben is a great character. They’ve done a way better job than with Mark, who was pretty much irrelevant by the middle of the second season.
by D.Szymborski on Oct 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Very nice reference. Somebody on the writing staff is a huge nerd. And crying, miserable Batman Ben was comedy gold.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the AV Club, Big Bang Theory had a GoT reference too.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Oct 13, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me? or is this game BORING ?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Much better than yesterday and now time for Netflix.
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
~200 episodes of Law & Order await you!
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You can now buy the complete series of L&O for about 500 bucks.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I suppose that’s a good deal, considering there was something like 146 seasons and 382,561 episodes, but anything over $150 or so causes my brain to shut down.
by non sequitur on Oct 13, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t want 666 posts to last long
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
Too lazy to check MLB.com...
How is the Brewers/Cards game going?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
Ended about 30 minutes ago
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Huh
I stopped watching when Community and Parks and Rec came on. Who won?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother
It's now tied at 2 games each
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
And Barkley was playing horrible tonight. He and Woods usually are on the same page, but they were completely out of sorts.
Also, I took joy in the fact that USC’s band was louder than Cal’s band the entire game.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I don’t follow hockey. How is it that San Jose has only played one game so far?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
No fucking clue. Ask the schedule makers. The Sharks players and coaches aren’t all that happy about it either.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Maynard was awful…he has a bad habit of stare at/locking in on a receiver.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I think that should be just about enough of the Zach Maynard experiment.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
No real other choices
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I’d be happy to let Bridgford sink or swim for a while. I understand the reasons he won’t, but I’m speaking from my fan voice.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Oct 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was amazed at how many interceptions/near-interceptions the USC defense had tonight. That doesn’t normally happen.
Gotta say, Cal’s defense kept them in the game. That and Woods always being just a bit short of Barkley’s passes.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
LOL BOTH TEAMS
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
y'all need to start peeing into your cars soon
http://blogger.usbphoneworld.com/2011/10/urine-is-possible-to-be-raw-material.html
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
That is crazy talk right there.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 13, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But if true, and if enough power can be generated, that’s a transformative technology. I suppose I should expect the oil companies to buy it up and bury it.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It certainly won’t be available for us pee-ons.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
All I know is that if you start making cheap electricity from readily available materials, urine trouble.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I am not a smart person
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 14, 2011 5:31 AM PDT reply actions
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Oct 14, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions
U DED DAWG
Court documents obtained by TMZ.com allege that Milton Bradley threatened to kill his wife last month.
Bradley’s wife, Monique Bradley, alleges that her husband threatened her with a baseball bat during an incident on September 27 and picked up a photo of a gun and told her, “This is the gun that I’m going to kill you with.” She added that Bradley has been “emotionally and physically abusive” throughout their marriage, but she would often take him back because “I genuinely believed that one day I could fix him.” A hearing on the matter is scheduled for October 25, and, in the meantime, Monique has filed a restraining order.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
I think it is a crime to threaten someone with a gun. I don’t know about a picture of a gun though.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Rhea passing in front of Titan as seen by Cassini

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2011 7:30 AM PDT reply actions
Looks ’shopped.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Motor City Kittehs!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
CJ Wilson continues to disappoint in the post-season. I wonder if the guy just lacks the intestinal fortitude to pitch when things really matter.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
(Alex_Lewis-style trolling)
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Seriously, man. Not everyone can be Matt “No Runs Allowed in the Postseason” Cain.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Question: If Theo Epstein guides the Cubs to a World Series title, does that make him a lock for the Hall of Fame?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Or a fame for the Lock of Hall.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Fame? Lock………Loch?
So you’re saying that Theo is somewhat involved with the Loch Ness Monster?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
/calmly removes Columbus from weather map
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
So, you’re in on it, too. I need to let that Anonymous guy know that there’s another conspiracy theory to investigate.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
I have evidence that Columbus is far too dangerous to actually visit, and therefore humans have never been there. Where’s the telemetry, huh? WHERE’S THE TELEMETRY?
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
YOU LEAVE COLUMBUS ALONE
IT HAS TASTY VENEZUELAN FOOD
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Did anyone look up at the moon last night?
Jupiter was hanging out next to it and being all, “What’s up, Earth? Imma just hang out here for a bit catching comets that would otherwise fuck your shit up.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions
So
When do we talk about Lance Berkman beating out Ryan Vogelsong for NL Comeback Player of the Year? Hopefully never.
by JSing on Oct 14, 2011 8:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Berkman won because his huge face intimidated the voters.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They were overshadowed.
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by Johnny Disaster on Oct 14, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Thank you. Full credit to Mr. Disaster, who was kind enough to create it for Team Badonkadonk.
I’m here to kick ass and drink sweet tea, and dammit, I’m all out of sweet tea.
Prepare your army. I’ve just received word that House NoAssAtAll is nearby and ready to attack!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Team Badonkadonk was defeated last night by the House of Jponrerys led by Ser Justin of Verlander at the Battle of Comerica Park.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

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