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NRIs and other fascinating things

Every year, a random player sneaks onto the Opening Day roster. It’s usually a non-roster invitee who had a good spring when the right player got injured, though sometimes it’s an organizational soldier. Let’s call this the Al Levine Memorial Award for the reliever who inexplicably made the 2005 Giants. Past winners:

Star-divide

2010: Guillermo Mota
2009: Andres Torres
2008: Brian Bocock!
2007: Barry Zito
2006: Jeff Fassero
2005: Al Levine
2004: Leo Estrella
2003: Joe Nathan
2002: Damon Minor
2001: Benito Santiago
2000: Felipe Crespo

Alright, so 2007 ruined my thesis. Change it to almost every year, a random player sneaks onto the Opening Day roster. Two months prior to Opening Day, even the player in question thought he’d be riding a bus from game to game, or sitting by the phone, waiting for someone to remember his All-Star apperance two years ago.

Santiago was a NRI who was signed in March, and he was competing against a catcher who had a 113 OPS+ the year before (Bobby Estalella), and a sound defensive catcher who wasn’t completely embarrassing with the bat (Doug Mirabelli). Somehow Santiago won a spot. Even more surprising is that he Clearly did just fine.

Nathan was a AAA disaster for two years following shoulder surgery. Obviously he made the roster on his way to being a fringe Hall-of-Fame candidate.

We all saw Torres leading off for a World Series champion one day. It was so obvious from the moment the news wasn’t announced anywhere, so maybe it’s disingenuous to list that one.

This year’s crop of NRIs and minor league free agents isn’t that interesting, but one of them will sneak on the roster when something totally unexpected and crazy happens, like Mark DeRosa’s wrist starts to hurt. Usually a reliever is the best bet for the Al Levine Memorial award, and with this year’s almost-set-in-stone roster, it will probably be a reliever again. Still, there’s glory to be found for the brave soul who guesses someone not even in the organization, like Orlando Cabrera.

A partial list of NRIs:

Casey Daigle, Waldis Joaquin, Shane Loux, Guillermo Mota, Felix Romero, Jason Stoffel, Marc Kroon, and Yes That Ryan Vogelsong; left-handed pitchers Wilmin Rodriguez, Ryan Verdugo and Matt Yourkin; catchers Tommy Joseph, Hector Sanchez, Chris Stewart and Jackson Williams; infielders Brandon Belt, Brandon Crawford, Charles Culberson, Brad Eldred and Nick Noonan; and outfielders Gary Brown, Terry Evans and Juan Perez.

My guess is Marc Kroon, which is kind of the obvious pick, though I could also see...no, I can’t really see any of those guys making the roster. But that’s the point. Someone odd will make the roster, whether he’s on that list or not. Heck, I’ll give back my Kroon pick and go with Bengie Molina. He’s still a free agent, right?

So go on. Give a guess. I don’t even know who Terry Evans is, but he has a shot. I think he plays bass.

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Marc Kroon is the closer of the future!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Jan 28, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Which future? The real 1985 or the tangent 1985?

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Erick Threets from the right side!

by wcw on Jan 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome picture is awesome:

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Jan 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that Giants team won a championship. I kept thinking the San Francisco Giants won a championship.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ingenuous fool.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Even better

Is that the team they beat kinda looks like the Dodgers.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is that? The Bay Stars? The Swallows?

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is the CHUNICHI DRAGONS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jan 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep flaw in the greatness of the movie Mr. Baseball.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is good conquered evil in that photo?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Jan 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So, their logo even looks like the Dodgers’?

Fuck ’em.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes. Just look at the cap they play with.

I bet you the Dodgers CF can put this cap on and no one in the stands would notice the difference.

by BusterHomerun on Jan 29, 2011 2:33 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more Ankiel.

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by deuce deuce on Jan 28, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The eeriest thing is how real it looks.

LIVE EST

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He is definitely blind now.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

dbz ref?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Firefly reference.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i was thinking spirit ball

dragonball spirit ball Pictures, Images and Photos

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hinske has clearly made the same mistake I did when I first saw the picture and thinks Kroon’s glove is actually a rather large twinkie.

by apistat on Jan 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lolfat

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So are we supposed to like the Yomiuri Giants? Because I don’t think I like the Yomiuri Giants.

But I am willing to compromise my beliefs for the sake of fitting in, so please advise.

by Seasick fish on Jan 28, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they like the Yankees of Japanese baseball?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They it the bill more or less exactly. Tokyo’s main team, sports network in their pocket, etc.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they like the Yankees of Japanese baseball?

I think they’re more like the Giants of Japanese baseball. What’s not to like?

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Jan 28, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re both Donger fans, eh?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he maybe a purveyor of Nippon Ham.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just using any excuse to popularize ‘Dongers’ as a euphemism for Dodgers. Given what I have found out about them in the last several minutes, I probably wouldn’t like them much either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Given your deep research and my deep respect for your insight, I probably don’t much like them either. Sigh.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with the Yomiuri Giants? They’re my favorite JBL team.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

All second-hand knowledge

I really don’t know much about Japanese baseball, but what I do know I get from a blog written by a fan who absolutely hates them, so I kinda pick that up and run with it myself.

That, and I do hear the “Yankees of the NPB” comparison a lot, which also puts me off them.

by Seasick fish on Jan 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

…but you should like them because they are our Japanese younger cousin, not because you are forced to.

It was Lefty O’Doul who worked with the Yomiuri Giants to make them great.

by haemaker on Jan 28, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Carp supporter—SJSU star Jeff Ball did a stint with them.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In California . . .

can we shoot carp in public water? How about private?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about Japanese baseball BUT I like them

…because Nigel Tufnel wore their jersey in Spinal Tap

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Tommy Joseph. I don’t know why.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

iawtc
i think backup catcher will be a real contest. i dont know why, either…

by Headhunter Rollins on Jan 29, 2011 9:37 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Kroon would be a good fit with Tony Bennett.

Just sayin’.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

It’s probably a good thing I don’t remember Al Levine.

My pick for NRI: Crawford

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

But he had an 0.00 ERA in Spring Training!!

by Natto on Jan 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Before the discussion drifts to food or cinema . . .

let me just mention Randy Elliot. (I’m working from memory here.)

He hit, like, 29 home runs in spring training, with a .412 BA. No walks, of course, but why would any pitcher work you? You’re nobody, and they aren’t neither. So they throw fastballs, and you hit them out.

I think we’re in the mid-seventies here, but again, I’m working on memory, and I could be wrong about most of this. It’s more important that I drink whiskey and watch the Animal Channel than research the facts here. Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you too.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec+

I don’t usually bother to login, but I logged in just to rec this.

Also, what if I came here for mid-seventies ST reminiscing!?!

by sforza on Jan 28, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, sforza.

You must remember Mr. Elliot also. Strapping lad.

Or is this about the whiskey and Animal Channel?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Elliot?

I remember him well. A lad from the north of England. Coal miner’s son. Grew up to be a ballet dancer or some such.

Don’t watch Animal Channel, but do enjoy the whiskey.

by sforza on Jan 28, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sober and without TV . . .

I’ve done some “research.” Well, I opened a (one) book.

Randy (not Randall) Lee Elliot came to ST in 1977 with no contract after spending three years in the minors. Two previous ML cups of coffee in San Diego (‘72 and ’74) resulted in 80 AB’s and 17 hits. Tore things up in ST (see above) and started in left early in the season. Hit some early HR’s, but struck out plenty (24 times in 160 AB’s, actually not that bad for 7 HR’s.)

But Gary Thomasson and Terry Whitfield seemed like better prospects, and he didn’t play beyond that year for the sub-.500 Giants. But definitely one of those NRI’s referred to in the opening prompt, which I, Gallo del Cielo, am addressing!!!

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford was my first thought, too.

We are thin at SS.
He can field.
It would sort of fit in with the Bocock-Burriss theme of a light (no)-hitting, decent fielding Shortstop being brought up before he was ready out of necessity.
Bocock- Burriss- Brandon. Not as good as if his last name started with a B, but hey, it’s something.

by Gregjitsu on Jan 28, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My pick is Jackson Williams

A more interesting question is how many comments before this thread goes off-topic?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

IS IT POPULAR OR TALENTED?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly

I agree.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So wrong!

CAKE IS INFINITY TIMES BETTER THAN PIE!

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Frostingophile. You make me sick.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Pie sympathizers are just jealous. Need to put whip cream/ice cream on pie just to make it interesting.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But a cake needs to be MADE out of ice cream before it’s any good.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong again

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SHORT SKIRT_LONG JACKET

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Race car Ya-Ya's

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Jan 28, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Large fuzzy dice, still hang proudly…

Fulfill your duty to yourself,
And do all that you can,
For if you would do any less,
You'd be less full a man

by SFyogidogi on Jan 28, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The only compelling argument for cake over pie.

by tarlinian on Jan 28, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Kroon

I could imagine him turning into a pretty valuable late reliever.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 28, 2011 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

He’s still on the team?

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he went to the Blue Jays, I believe on waivers.

But he’s proof positive that throwing 98-99 doesn’t make you a good picture.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

…Pitcher.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How upset must he have been when he got to this country and found out what his first name is?

by apistat on Jan 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He couldn’t have been that upset, he’s the one that chose it.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

dude is 400 years old.

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by delorean on Jan 28, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Should I tune into TheLetter2's broadcast

I would hate for his radio voice to not live up to his posting talents. I don’t know if I could read him the same.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

What station is he on? Where’s a link?

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WUOT Tennessee.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.wuot.org/h/listenlive.html

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But you’re going to have to wait until Monday to listen.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s fine, I have that link bookmarked.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

His voice is the saxophone?

by Deleuzian on Jan 28, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I have reading comprehension fail. He’s on 4 p.m. EST

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I was off today. But I’m back on Monday.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the show called?

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

All Things Considered.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t say “off” on NPR. They say “The Letter 2 is away today . . . I’m Donna Abodone.”

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because I’m not on assignment. I love to hear the phrase, “[HOST] is on assignment.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a pretty tough program name to live up to

Do you really consider all things?

I mean, do you consider why “abbreviation” is such a long word, or why the hair on my head is thinning while my nostril hair seems to me getting longer and thicker?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But how can we consider all things until then?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You can consider them with my trusted colleague Todd, who was filling in this evening.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd, indeed.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like your tone.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Invariably Tod

“Tod” is the German word for “death.” This pops into my head every time I meet someone named Todd.

by sforza on Jan 28, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd means "fox"

in Scottish and North English dialects, whence the name. [Did I actually use “whence” in a sentence?]

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You actually mean simply “hence,” Rolfy. “Whence” means “from what place.” It’s an interrogative. “Hence” mean something “therefore” or “thus,” if you’re a “thus” kind of person.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence it is

Fucking grammar police are everywhere. But I gotcha beat on etymology.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 29, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like my tone either, but there it is.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/ tips cap

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel defrauded

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If it helps, you can listen to some of my archived features. They’re mixed in with everyone else’s, so you can just look for my name.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to hear you “DO IT LIVE!”

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You can! Monday!

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Since I only know you as TheLetter2, which one of those archives should I click on?

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The interview with John Abramson, and the interview with planetary scientist Larry Taylor.

My old stories from Alabama Public Radio are also available. But do NOT listen to the Oktoberfest story. That thing is atrocious.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/listens to the Oktoberfest story

BTW: Do you get any benefit if more people click your stories or if more people stream the feed when you are on?

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bragging rights, but that’s pretty much it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/books trip to Alabama for Oktoberfest.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Carry on my Wayward Son.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That was one of my favorite two-ways. It was a real treat to speak with Phil Ehart.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just me

When I think of Kansas, I thing of this song.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good one, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re my boy Blue!

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dust in the Wind

One of the 10 best songs of the decade.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
—Rogers Hornsby

by Lyle on Jan 30, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

you sound JUST like one of my friends

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jan 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds foreboding.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you probably know my side project, Coast to Coast AM. It’s a little thing I like to do in the overnights.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Photographic evidence for Marc Kroon’s fastball moving faster than light?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

He’s opened the Matrix. He will now be known as Kronimus Prime.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re twisting a few movies up there.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Kroon's name will disappear in the darkness

Just like Cao Cao after I execute him in Romance of the 3 Kingdoms VII.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2011 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Lars is Sima Yi?

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is getting nerdy fast.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with history!

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant scanned the comments in the previous thread

Saw it get all Lady Alligator’s Hitler Austrian upbringing and said “Fuck this” and cobbled together a story on NRI.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LU BU HAS COME TO DESTROY US

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I know he's utterly superfluous

But if Nick Johnson hasn’t found work by spring training, I’d like to give him an invite.

Torres CF
Johnson 1B
Huff LF
Posey C
Belt RF
Sandoval 3B
Sanchez 2B
Tejada SS

Actually, FWIW, I’d do the same thing with Russell Branyan, who actually played a pretty average LF (by UZR) as recently as 2007. Sure, they’re both guys with injury history. But high rewards in terms of OBP for Johnson or SLG for Branyan.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

We do NOT want an injured Johnson.

(insert your joke here).

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
—Rogers Hornsby

by Lyle on Jan 30, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“As recently as 2007” doesn’t really compute in my book.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, wouldn’t AT&T Park hurt pretty much the only thing he does well?

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, his walk rate helps him get on base… but he only batted .240 last year, so he was still average at best in that respect.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What I meant is that he’s a left-handed power hitter. I don’t see how he’d be an improvement over Ross.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. I was just saying that he also has a good walk rate, not that it’s worth much.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha

I misunderstood above.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Upon reviewing my original comment, I realize I did not quite make that clear. But yes, left handed power.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

Cody career: .265/.323/.466
Nick career: .270/.401/.443
Russ career: .234/.330/.490

The defense can compensate, but healthy and productive, either Johnson or Branyan are a pretty significant offensive upgrade.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I know why. Cody Ross still has a sad, though.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jan 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And “healthy and productive” remains a very large question mark for those two.

fWAR, 2007-2010:
Branyan: 6.7
Johnson: 3.5
Ross: 9.7

Games played (+season average), 2007-2010:
Branyan: 364 (91)
Johnson: 195 (49)
Ross: 515 (129)

Estimated fWAR 2007-2010 if 150 games/season (fWAR/games x 600):
Branyan: 11.0
Johnson: 10.8
Ross: 11.3

Johnson probably has the highest WAR potential of the four, but I’ll still take Ross.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah

I’m not suggesting that we play them hurt.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea how many games you’re going to get out of Branyan or Johnson until you try, and doing so means giving them a roster spot and plugging them at already crowded positions. If they play a full season, there’s a good chance that they would outproduce Ross, but given that the last time either of them had a 3+ WAR season was Johnson in 2006 (5.4), the odds of you getting more bang for your buck isn’t really worth it when you consider that it means paying Ross $6.7 million to play off the bench and waiving Ishikawa or Schierholtz.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get Simply Red too.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Rockers

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Buttons.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Riding

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

did you mean "Red Rider" or "Red Ridding Hood"?

I’ll go with the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Red Skelton

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by zenbitz on Jan 29, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Photograph dropper!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
—Rogers Hornsby

by Lyle on Jan 30, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
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by Gobroks on Jan 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

OT: I just realized that

If someone new to McC looked at the number of comments for the last thread, he/she would think that we really cared about Grant.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

We care about Grant?

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It's talk like that

bgunn “removed”.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Then if they’re curious they click and find us talking about Hitler and talent.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

…or lack thereof.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If only Academy of Art had bought property in Vienna back then …

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, his paintings were terrible. I’m not even an art person and I could clearly see they sucked even on a basic technical level. Dude didn’t have any grasp of lighting and perspective.

by apistat on Jan 28, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/googles

Well, I can’t throw stones, as I’m clearly not good enough to do even that. Looks kinda boring though. I like the one with the BIG HAPPY RAINBOW.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that's awesome, those are defacements

By the Chapman brothers. AWESOME.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the guy on Justified last season who bought Hitler’s shitty paintings just to burn them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jan 28, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to be Kroon

You can’t judge the guy on his prior MLB performance because it was just too long ago.

The infielders may not be that good, but there are a bunch of them. Plenty of OFers too.

Kroon vs. Mota for the last spot in the pen.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jan 28, 2011 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

vs. Suppan

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Mota back peddling?

He’s bigger than the majority of the players.

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"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry large man is angry

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me think who would win in a fight between Mota, Broxton, Heinske, Sabathia, and Bengie.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The answer is John Rauch.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He saw this coming at him:

Those are some serious crazy eyes. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

by apistat on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

I would have back peddled as well.

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Give up, Piazza. I have the high ground.

BZZZZZZZZ!

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“I LOVED YOU MIKE!

…but not like that."

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“Are you roid ragging Mike?”

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I’M GAY?!?!”

/press conference

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco’s calling us, the Giants and Mets will play
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jan 28, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We hung about the stadium, we’ve got no place to stay

by druncan on Jan 29, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He'd alread thrown his glove

…he was defenseless

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

All-Alliteration Infield

If we could trade for Placido Polanco or Kevin Kouzmanoff,
And then one of Charlie Culberson or Nick Noonan could go back to SS,
And then we give Brandon Belt his rightful place at first.

We’d suck, but poetry geeks would love us!

"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl

by juanboy on Jan 28, 2011 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll stick with Farris Fain, through thick and thin.

Two time top hitter.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 28, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Kroon is 4,000 years old

I’ll be shocked if he makes the team out of ST.

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by delorean on Jan 28, 2011 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s not true cuz the Earth is only 4,000 years old.

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He may have him confused with Kronos, father of Zeus. It’s a common mistake; but Kronos was actually a shortstop.

by apistat on Jan 28, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And it’s the correct pronunciation for the Klingon homeworld of Qo’noS.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, now I’m confused. Is Mark Kroon related to Carl Everett?

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by leftymalo on Jan 28, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HAI BEN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Jan 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry

Been watching The Room a lot

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Jan 28, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Kroon is 4,000 years old

holy shit guys i think delorean is marc kroon?

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 28, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Has Kroon been in any ska bands?

by Natto on Jan 28, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought delorean is in a heavy metal band.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

btw . . .

where’s Delorean been? Work? Life? Disgust? Epiphany?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Disgusting life epiphany.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 29, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That works. Been there.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He is, but he was also in this band before.

by Natto on Jan 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit? I used to listen to that band. LOVE ska.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Terry Evsns used to be a somewhat decent prospect!

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
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by Gobroks on Jan 28, 2011 4:22 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

And I'll guess he makes the team

Because why not

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Jan 28, 2011 4:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Terry Evans too

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Jan 28, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That might have been the most subtle ‘roofs joke I’ve ever read. In fact, it was so subtle I’m not truly sure I actually read it. Kudos to you, Grant. Your witticisms are proof that the Cream really does rise to the top.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2011 4:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Oh, and I'll guess Culberson

We’re a floppy Derosa wrist and Tejada injury away from being just desperate enough to do it.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2011 4:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Damn phone

That was supposed to read ’roids, not roofs.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I was wondering about that.

by Natto on Jan 28, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

oh thank goodness i was going nuts trying to figure that out.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

me too. I gave up.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was roofies humor.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.
Just watched the Brian Wilson clip from last night. Dude is nuts… or should I say “bananas”?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?entry_id=81971

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

He looks like the captain from Das Boot.

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"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian laughs all the way to the bank

Crazy like a fox.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 28, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, Santiago = "Clearly"

Well Played, Sir.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jan 28, 2011 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Hmmm

I’ll bet your little Damon Minor it is Ryan Yodelsong.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jan 28, 2011 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

Ah Damon Minor

Just slightly less sucky than Lance Niekro.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

Ah Lance Niekro.

Only slightly less sucky than Steve Decker.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jan 28, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I had high hopes for Tiny.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So did my dad, but he had high hopes for Alex Smith too. Unfortunately or fortunately he never saw the results of Alex. May he RIP, my dad, not Alex.

by andy25 on Jan 28, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

One should join Facebook just for this
If you played the game “The Oregon Trail” as a kid, you probably suffered that cruel fate more than once. Either that or your oxen starved to death. Or you broke a wagon wheel and died. Or you were bit by a poisonous snake (and, of course, died). The game was full of calamities, but it was also educational.

“Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” is another game that was hugely popular at schools in the 1980s. Now, both games are making comebacks with updated versions that will be playable on Facebook.

Blue Fang Games will release both games in early February. The Oregon Trail hits on February 2. Carmen Sandiego, a game where the player attempts to track a thief who travels all over the world, lands a week later, on February 9. Fans may remember Carmen Sandiego’s popular PBS TV show (the theme song is still infectious).

http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/348-classic-games-coming-to-facebook

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Facebook also has brick breaker.

/I’m a nerd.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh

I already have a facebook…but this might give me a reason to log into it.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/ mutters about raccoons…

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

only game I bought for my blackberry

was Oregon Trail

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by zenbitz on Jan 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Reaction video of the last out of the NLCS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs521iuEPrA

Relive the Wilson vs. Howard battle; the first two minutes are great, and the last minute is your usual jumping, hugging screaming mob.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 4:52 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I had my wife video me watching the last out of the Series

It makes me smile every time I watch it.

"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl

by juanboy on Jan 28, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac0UZsxP-PU

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by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

World Series celebration.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 28, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Great stuff. Son lives in NYC and he was at a bar that went wild there.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jan 28, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They had the owners of that place on with Murph and Mac the other morning.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Yet again…goosebumps.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Merkin took video at the Public House when we clinched against the Barves

I took video of the last out from our seats when the Giants clinched against the Pads…it was epic. People are going crazy and my buddy went nuts and picked me up and spun me around while I was filming ; pandemonium.

I just can’t figure out how to get the vid off my phone.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes me sad

I should have video taped my dad lighting fireworks after the Giants won the WS.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that moment clearly

I’d was on my way back to my hotel after a Tenacious D concert, and a pizza place on my way was showing it on TV. I ran in there just as Howard was stepping up to the plate. I was in Anaheim at the time, so I was the only one watching the game. I was pacing back and forth, eyes focused on the TV, as the restaurant staff was giving me funny looks. My heart sank as the count grew full, I was sure, SURE that either Wilson would walk Howard, or Howard would knock it out of the park. My head went down for a moment as the pitch crossed the plate – looks low, I thought. Then half a second later the ump called strike 3, and I did my best Buster Posey impression as I threw my hat off my head and ran, jumping up and down, screaming jubilantly, into the parking lot. I got a lot of odd looks that night.

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by Viliphied on Jan 28, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Because of my summer job, I was unable to watch almost any games for about 11 weeks. I wound up watching three games at a Bully’s sports bar in Reno in the middle the afternoon on various days off. Everyone was looking at me crazy, but I couldn’t have cared less. Those 3 games:

6/16: Lincecum Ks 10 Orioles, Huff and Uribe go back-to-back. (Video)
7/31: Burrell’s game-winning shot off Broxton at AT&T. (Video)
8/14: The Giants outlast Latos in 11 innings. (Video)

It was a good summer.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at that Orioles game.

Huff’s home run went right over our heads. Awesome game.

by TGOH on Jan 28, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

:')

Goosebumps.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a barren room.

by Natto on Jan 28, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Alice in Wonderland

Holy crap, that was a bad movie. It started off boring, then became completely confusing, then ended with the most WTF scene ever (“futterwanken”).

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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2011 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man that movie.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Burton.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not often these days he makes something worth watching.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Fish was probably his only watchable movie in a decade. I didn’t see Sweeny Todd though.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweeney Todd was perfectly watchable, but, minus production values, it didn’t improve on anything from the stage show.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Fish I liked, though. Corpse Bride was okay, but damn soft.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was okay with Corpse Bride until someone started singing while maintaining their Peter Lorre impression.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I liked it…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking good.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

damn he looks good

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for him. He looks great.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks good!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice work Pablo

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jan 28, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSO THIS

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jan 28, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Grrrr

SBN, you are frustrating me right now.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jan 28, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

nice! that’ll work [for a baseball player]

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

his teeth look good, too

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

refreshing

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 28, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hang loose, Pablo. Hang loose.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2011 2:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit!!!!

He’s done more than I’d expected or even hoped for.

This makes me super happy!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

But science says everyone is lighter when in the water.

by Leftyretro on Jan 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Pablo!

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Jan 29, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still worried that people are putting way to much weight behind this fitness thing with Pablo. I think it’s wonderful for him personally, but I’m very skeptical about what positive effect it might have on the field. I’m very worried that expectations for him are going to be unreasonable again, and he’ll get viciously scapegoated – again – when he’s not hitting .300 “even though he took off all that weight.”

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s wonderful for him personally, but I’m very skeptical about what positive effect it might have on the field.

I should note my skepticism on that count is short-term. Obviously, if he manages to stay in the league for a few more years, being in shape will only help keep him there over time.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about everyone else...

But the weight loss thing, to me, has less to do with Pablo physically losing weight and more to do with it being an indication that he cares, is thinking about baseball, and has his head in the game. Obviously, being in shape is good too, but I’m not thinking anything along the lines of “.005 to his BA for every pound!”

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And while I think many people here may agree with you, I’m pretty sure the typical Giants fan thinks the reason he didn’t hit .330 last year was because he put on weight, and now that he’s taken some of it off the only acceptable result is going to be hitting .300+. Scapegoatsville isn’t far beyond that.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The typical Giants fan is probably also convinced Cody will hit .294/.390/.686 all season and has no idea that Pat Burrell signed a $1mil contract. Sadly, there’s not much we can do about it. Hopefully, people will use their brains and actually think it through. We’ll see.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of referring to “the typical/average/standard [whoever]”, but if you’re talking about the casual fan, does it really matter what misconceptions they have? Apart from Pandoval48 having to field some annoying tweets, that is.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The casual fan is the one who will be sitting there booing him, so I think it might matter.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The casual fan better watch his ass out in the C lot.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more concerned about the speed and defense. That said, I still think he’ll be able to get around on inside fastballs better as a result of the lost weight. Also, if it helps his confidence, all for the good. Confidence is huge in baseball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, like I said, I think it’s something he should be doing. I’m just not sure that if this whole fiasco – and it has turned into a fiasco by now – doesn’t end with him hitting the snot out of the ball, that it will end pretty.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

People weren’t really turning on him, even at the end of last year. I think people will root for Pablo even if he doesn’t his .330. So fan angst isn’t really something I’m worrying about.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought people were turning on Pablo even before the end of last year. Wasn’t he getting booed at home?

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh

I don’t think focusing on weight loss is an indication that he’s thinking about baseball. Quite the opposite, as it were.

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by GiantPain on Jan 29, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me put it this way. Being in shape will probably not make him a better hitter. But being out of shape could very possibly make him a bad hitter.

I am also very concerned about his defense, which is more likely to be impacted by his conditioning than not.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

…but wouldn’t you be LESS concerned about that now that he’s obviously in much better shape?

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by zuma420 on Jan 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be less concerned about it when he does it better.

Being in good enough shape to play decent defense is different from playing decent defense. I don’t like defensive liabilities, especially on a pitching-driven team.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

>Heck, I’ll give back my Kroon pick and go with Bengie Molina

That ship has sailed.

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by leftymalo on Jan 28, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

OT

I wish every All-Star game would do what the NHL is doing. Have captains pick the all-star teams.

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"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

team andy lee picks...

That would be awesome
i also like the old usa versus the world format

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You must have also liked the glowing puck.

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"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a different format, this emcee dude is like a Vegas loungelizard.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s from Canada.

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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The very last guy drafted gets a new car.

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And he gets to donate $20,000 to his favorite charity.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently buster and brian are going to be in a sportscenter commercial!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6uXNm3Z86Q

sneak preview clip

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

YEEEEEES.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. Who’s the ugg with the mohawk?

Oh, geez…

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that was one of the all-time great pitches

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

even though I have a lot of confidence in Wilson, I was very ready for the inevitable gapper in that situation.

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Also....

Does anyone work out more than Brian Wilson?

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by Smotheredinhugs on Jan 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Negative.

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by zuma420 on Jan 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I would never blaspheme the beard but...

I think the best look for Brian was the shadow he sported for the All Star game.

by IRONxMIKE on Jan 28, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhhh

Molly Knight is an ESPN the magazine writer. She tweeted this earlier

molly_knight Molly Knight

http://www.sprinkles.com/ They deliver to Scottsdale.. @pandoval48

To which Pablo responded

pandoval48 Pablo Sandoval

my recommendation for @molly_knight http://www.sanfranciscocosmetic-surgery.com/pro_breast_lift.html

/facepalm

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Wow. Panda’s got claws.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DESTROY HER!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Ms. Knight didn't seem to mind
molly_knight Molly Knight

Haha. You realize I’m going to have to sue you now. @pandoval48

Still, not the nicest response.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Molly who?

That’s because she’s being a bitch to try and avoid being completely irrelevant.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like they are friends, they tweet at each other a lot. I’m going to guess he wouldn’t have said that if he didn’t know she would take it okay.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Booooooooooo her

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"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
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by 49er16 on Jan 28, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“He doesn’t like you.”
I don’t like you either.”

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jan 28, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the death sentence on twelve systems

by andy25 on Jan 29, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/ponda-babas-bad-day.html

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Jan 29, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for improved breasts

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

F Molly Knight and fuck the Dodgers

by kezargiants on Jan 28, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh

So no one thinks that’s a little bit sexist?

Okey doke. I’ll chalk it up to my oversensitivity.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

well, yeah, it is, but i’m assuming that they have some history as friends that makes it okay for her to make jokes about sending him cupcakes and for him to make jokes about her getting a boob job. but maybe i ought not to give them the benefit of the doubt…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 28, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Though

in any case, it’s really not an appropriate place to have that exchange on either of their parts

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

nice pun, their parts

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should not care what they say, whatsoever

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

needs moar rage

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/waits for nerby reply with multiple “RAGE” copied/pasted

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus the comment about her suing him.

Not that it really inspires much sympathy in me.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think once you go out of your way to call someone fat, you are pretty much open to whatever insult they can throw at you. And it’s not like he said ’You’re a flat-chested whore!’.

i’ve said much worse to my friends.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2011 2:57 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahah

I think Pablo just set a world land speed record for pro athletes saying something poorly thought out on Twitter.

That said, it definitely reads like an exchange between friends and I don’t think we need to worry about a Thing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was reading through my tweets earlier today, I went, holy fuck, he did not just put that on Twitter. After reading their interaction though, it seems as though she wasn’t too upset and was intended to be more joking. (Anyone find it odd thought that he happened to have a URL for a breast lift handy?)

by tarlinian on Jan 28, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we opened the world’s first cupcake bakery in Beverly Hills, our freshly baked treats have inspired long lines of devoted Hollywood stars and serious epicureans alike.

Merriam-Webster tells me that an epicure is “one with sensitive and discriminating tastes especially in food or wine”. Is that right? That really doesn’t do Epicurus justice. It’s like saying a Franklinian is “one who likes to play around with kites”.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

American Heritage Dictionary, definition 2:

“A person devoted to sensuous living and refined pleasure.”

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

M-W

Says that’s archaic.

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And only the “I” should be uppercase.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And where’s the period?

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And the “who” should be “whom.”

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Merriam Webster is a joke.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t get the M-W hate. It’s a real dictionary. On top of that, it offers itself free online, which is a damn lot more user friendly than something like the OED. Dictionary.com is a joke. M-W is a legitimate and venerable, if perhaps inferior – assuming your standards are the OED – resource.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Off the top of my head:
“figuratively” as a listed definition of “literally”.
“nu-kyu-ler” as a listed pronunciation of “nuclear”.
A joke, perhaps not; maybe that was a bit strong.
But I come out swinging and leave the mess for conversation.
Even my mother’s ObGyn said so.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Descriptive . . .

not prescriptive.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Blech. I know, and I normally argue the descriptive case, but I have an ardent conservative streak when it comes to proper usage.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree with either point from my own standpoint, but American English sadly does and has been for a while.

Although listing “figuratively” as a definition for “literally” doesn’t bother me as much. It’s been used that way long enough that it might as well be recognized.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Using a word that is generally meant to be a reminder that “I swear to God I am not speaking figuratively here” to mean “figuratively” is something that continues to merit correction. Especially since it’s derived from “literal”, which we would never use to mean “figurative”. But now the conversation is getting away from me.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And I don’t disagree with you about how much sense it literally makes. But American English does, and has for a while.

I mean, hell, even the OED lists “irregardless” as a word, and that makes as little sense and merits just as much correction. But the breadth and length of its usage also merits recognition.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Then we will let the rulemakers have their empty victory and retire to haunt the dark wood of English language to deride the merry fools as they pass by on their ill-gotten road. Demons of the Previous Edition, they’ll call us, and we are merciless.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And to M-W’s credit, they don’t just throw the definition up there without any context. They put the whole argument right up there on the page:

2: in effect : virtually.

Usage Discussion of LITERALLY

Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Descriptive in its purest sense.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also a distinction to be made between “common usage” and “correct” or “proper” usage.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The M-W people don’t consider that their business. When you dive into usage, you dive into the cesspool of culture with all its blessed fecundity.

The People’s usage always stays several strides ahead of the lexicographers. No panel of experts dictates conversational usage, nor should one. Occasional books come out that try to make judgments regarding “elevated” as opposed to “casual” usages.

In 1926, Oxford don H. W. Fowler first published his collection, based on his class lectures. Even in the 2nd edition (1965) many of his rulings are today archaic, especially in America. Fowler is quite a fun read, though. He can expound for a bounteous paragraph on the difference between “foam” and “froth.” He takes a full page to describe “hackneyed phrases,” as he should.

The best recent attempt is Bryan Garner’s A Dictionary of Modern American Usage. (1998) Garner is a lawyer, which qualifies him well for lexicography. He’ll need to update his fine work soon or risk being just a ghost in the dark wood. I think he’s working on it. Next decade, someone else will produce another.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the one sitting on my bookshelf, and it hasn’t let me down yet.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s what OED has to say on the matter:

1. (With capital initial.) A disciple or follower of Epicurus.

2. One who gives himself up to sensual pleasure, esp. to eating; a glutton, sybarite.

3. (The current sense.) One who cultivates a refined taste for the pleasures of the table; one who is choice and dainty in eating and drinking.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

It’s such a pain in the elbow to haul out our OED and find the little magnifying glass and pore over that tiny print. But it’s still the dictionary Bible as far as I’m concerned. And infer and imply never have meant the same thing and that goes double for literally and figuratively.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I, too, thank you, howie.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the many blessings of being a college student is having free access to the online OED. Well, free with the cost of tuition.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What!?

I wonder if UW does that…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Check through the library website. At Cal, I had to set up a proxy. At Mills, I just have to sign in.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

It would cost me a C-note or two to do.

My school owns an actual hardbound collection (17 volumes) from the ’70’s.

Farris Fain.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t really like either of those definitions, but #2 does make more sense than #3.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Casey Daigle

Jenny retired has time to teach him a new pitch.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 28, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Jeff Suppan is not on this list. The list is invalid.

The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

by zuma420 on Jan 28, 2011 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Another Filipino?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

2%

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to say Suppan

And also if Suppan doesn’t count i’m going to go with Brad Eldred having a crazy spring and making the team.

by kezargiants on Jan 28, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

i think ive been on record before

for my want to bring fassero back one more time
the chronicle once named him first half mvp of the giants dont you know
thats got to be good for like 8 cody rosses

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Another ex-Giant whose tenure with the team I’ve completely forgotten about.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember going to a home opener

where Lowry i think got hurt against Atlanta and Fassero filled in admirably.

Most random giant ever is Brian Powell or Jeff Urban though.

by kezargiants on Jan 28, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ricky Ledee

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ruben Rivera

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I just decided to rewatch that clip

Jon Miller’s shining moment.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the worst baserunning in the history of the game!!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94rkwdTvQ

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Did the Giants win that game?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they did, but I had to look it up

The Giants would eventually win 4-3 in the bottom of the 13th on a 2-run triple by Grissom.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

I love that we can now laugh hysterically at these sorts of things…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of brian powell

do you remember jason ellison? The original Vroom

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

high socks

LIVE EST

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hi socks!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hello hosiery!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hey sawx

/sheesh’s self

by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Heigh sox

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
Follow me: Twitter.com/gobroks

by Gobroks on Jan 28, 2011 7:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

aloha foot condom

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Karen from the office was on chappelle show

interesting

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

fun fact

dave chappelle is now on twitter

http://twitter.com/davechappelle

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jan 28, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's just a well-followed fake

I mean, I would think that:

A. Dave Chappelle would be funnier
B. This guy would be following him.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jan 28, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What is he doing nowadays anyway?

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilmin Rodriguez

didn’t he give up HR#70 to BLB as an Astro?

by andy25 on Jan 28, 2011 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

Wilfredo Rodriguez…..note to self: look shit up before asking question on MCC

by andy25 on Jan 28, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Casey Daigle?

Hellooooooooooooo Jennie Finch!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 28, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

his name would get Rob Blair fired so fast

/inside joke for the poeple of chico\las vegas

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I decided the line was worth it.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 28, 2011 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

what's that

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lobster trap

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Novelty kebab rack.

Sabes got it for one year, $600k.
Hailed as the offseason late night drunk acquisition of the year.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Life size World Series trophy replica.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 28, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

looks pretty pathetic

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s smaller than I thought it was going to be, but still a decent size.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 28, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yea? is that what she said? or your opinion

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s definitely what she said.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

OR BOTH!?!?!?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

/Mona Lisa’d

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure

But I think you put it on top of your TV to improve reception

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jan 29, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

ot: I really dislike john malkovich's acting

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

Your loss!

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

its weird because i really love the movies he is in

hell I even liked eragon
but ihes acting always feels so forced to me
even in being john malkovich
plus he swears a lot but it doesn’t sound real, like i doubt he swears at all in real life
i did like him in hitch hikers guide to the galaxy though

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just watch Burn After Reading or something?

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Malkovich was the only redeeming thing about that trainwreck of a movie

Even Brad Pitt sucked.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, harsh.

I didn’t think it was an amazing movie or anything, but it was worth my $3.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You liked Eragon?

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

His voice tends to drive me a bit crazy.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually hates the sound of his own voice.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And I don’t mean that as a joke. I heard him say that he hates it.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Well…at least we agree on something? Now I almost feel bad…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Being John Malkovich.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

See, I’ve never been John Malkovich.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 29, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither have I.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This

except KGB

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 29, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the Warriors might win this game, despite their best efforts to the contrary.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

stupid, bonehead fouls,

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnnd Charlotte has a chance

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors bout to blow it, i just know it

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

People I don’t miss: Stephen Jackson.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll do you one more, Clifford Robinson

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

KIDDING!!!

actually, Ike Diogu

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

MIKE DUNLEAVY

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE UR SHIRT OFF WHITEBOY

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

CHRIS TAFT

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That Todd Fuller guy

aka Not Kobe.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jan 28, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

stop...

because he aint no Jeff Foster or Adonal Foyle or Joe Smith

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Golden State Warriors... imploding, big time

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Wizards

Still winless on the road.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

It’s magic inside, and nowhere else.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I vote Juan Perez or a catcher

Perez has a baseball name. A catcher because our catcher needs to work on handling pitchers or intangibles or some crap heap like that.

by fiji.siv on Jan 28, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, when are the Warriors going to realize that they are not a good passing team? Total and complete garbage.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

FTFY

Wow, when are the Warriors going to realize that they are not a good passing team? Total and complete garbage.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

There are more things on this team they need help on that passing… A) Low post player, B) True point guard, C) A COACH

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They gave away like 6 free turnovers on stupid flashy passes that went A) directly to an opponent, B) off-line on an easy tip, or C) rolled harmlessly out of bounds. If they made half an effort at taking care of the ball, they wouldn’t be in overtime right now.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence! Why i said they need a “B) TRUE POINT GUARD” got to get used to this type of basketball from the Golden State Warriors, this is the way they play, careless, don’t rebound, too many second chance points, stupid fouls, they just need to trade Monta, Steph, or somebody, break it up and better your team

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem remains that if you ditch either or Monta or Steph, they automatically become one of the five worst teams in the league almost regardless of who they get back.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares, this team is already not going anywhere anyway. Someone’s getting traded soon, you got to do what’s best for the future of this team. And if that means trading one of the core players, do it. This team hasn’t changed in years, same shit every year

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how trading them makes them better in the short term or the long term. It’s not like baseball where you can trade for prospects. You can trade for draft picks and get more undisciplined players, or you can get cents on the dollar in exchange for a high talent player. Maybe you get some depth, but the team doesn’t get much better that way.

If they actually played vaguely disciplined ball, they’d be over .500 right now.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, you keep this team as is right now, you get the same thing for the rest of the season, NO defense from either Steph or Monta, although Steph plays slightly better D.

The only trade they’ll most likely make this season would be for expiring contracts, like Vlad, Gadz, and get someone like Calderon. Plus? They are restricted from trading a draft pick because they’ve traded their pick the last few years. Don’t have a first pick next year, it’s protected basically w/ New Jersey because of Marcus Williams.

“If they actually played vaguely disciplined ball, they’d be over .500 right now” yea… IF they played vaguely disciplined ball they would… but they need a coach and a DEFENSE to get them there

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve shown flashes of competent defense at times; but yeah, until somebody can kick their ass into playing it consistently, and put them through a middle school egg baby project to teach them about taking care of the ball, they’re fucked.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence, something needs to happen… shouldn’t have hired Smart in the first place, puts him in a bad position, obviously to fail. This team needs a low post player, straight up stud on the post

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Steph is the one dishing out the bad passes, careless with the ball, tries to do too much, with the one handed passes… Monta is just a straight up scorer, a 2 guard

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, they wouldn’t be in overtime right now if they were to NOT FOUL every single time down the floor or get a fuckin rebound

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors better blow this team up and start all over again

because this is just plain wrong what their doing to this fan base… unbelievable

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Warrior fan down here in So Cal...

When asked who my NBA team was I said the G.S. Warriors. When asked why i felt like I just got dissed with a “yo mama” snap and I couldnt come back.

by IRONxMIKE on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, i feel bad for ya down in So Cal, at least you still a dubs fan through it all

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Why is the clock counting down when all there is this weekend is the pro bowl?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2011 10:12 PM PST reply actions  

So how do you guys pronounce the word “ridiculous”? Because dictionaries insist on telling me that they are pronounced with a schwa sound on the first syllable.

I have never heard anybody pronounce it this way, and I think it sounds dumb.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

They are? I mean, it is.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, technically because the second syllable is emphasized, the first syllable, and therefore the vowel sound, becomes medial.

I sometimes pronounce it with a short-i, but it moves between that and a schwa, just as a product of its placement.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. I always use the short i sound.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too. Like the way I pronounce “ridicule.”

Pronouncing it with a schwa, however, doesn’t sound, um, absurd.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jan 29, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It does to my ear. But oh well.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I just put my lips together and blow.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2011 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This may or may not help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTgmKsdHYwE&feature=related

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

ri-dunk-u-LOUS

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 29, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Google AutoComplete question

Does it depend on cookies or something so it’s personalized to your browser? Or is it a global search thing?

Because I start typing the first name of a Giants player and he is often the first or within the first five autocompleted suggestions.

I mean only Matt Damon outranked Matt Cain for “matt”.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not computer savvy enough to tell you exactly how its personalized, but I’m pretty sure it is personalized. At least to a certain extent.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because no way “andre” gives everybody Andres Torres.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its also based partially on location. Matt Hasselbeck showed up first on mine and I never google anything about the seahawks.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, this makes sense.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, so “tim” leads to Tim Lincecum before even Time Magazine in the Bay Area, but “matt” gets Mattress Discounters and then Matt Damon, and only then Matt Cain.

Third most commonly searched “matt” at best?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol! Poor Matty...

Tim Lincecum pops up first here if you type the space.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL “So what you doing up here in Seattle, man?”

“Uh … I kind of live here.”

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That was such a fail.

Doesn’t everyone follow Timmeh news during the off-season? I mean, how could you NOT know where is condo is?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, for the record…Matt Cain doesn’t show up on mine at all and I google him on a semi-regular basis. So maybe based on location and global, and not personalized?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus Ad$ense.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jan 29, 2011 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

MATT DAMON

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a combination, btw.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain

Doesn’t make the top-10 in my “Matt” search.

Who the hell are Matt and Kim?

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nudists

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They're a decent band

One of their songs was in a commercial for some alcohol product

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Jan 30, 2011 4:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

heinekin

San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
Buster Posey: 100% ballplayer, 0% bullshit

by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what confuses me? When you type in a baseball player’s name, auto complete immediately steers you to “girlfriend.” Are that many people looking for pictures of Russell Branyan’s girlfriend? And why?

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve wondered about this too…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless it’s "wife"’ in th case of buster posey.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No, wait, if you search for “barry Zito” you get “Barry Zito contract” instead of girlfriend.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll be darned. You’re right. Also, “Pat Burrell gay.” It doesn’t specify whether that’s the literal meaning, or the synonym for “lame.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonathan sanchez girlfriend comes before jonathan sanchez no-hitter =P

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because it’s already assumed that if Jonathan Sanchez had a girlfriend, he wouldn’t hitter.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that joke may put me in traction.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

While researching Seattle’s Century 21 World’s Fair (held in 1962), I was slightly amused to discover the midway was called the “gayway.” Seattle — always ahead of its time.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

he's HAPPY

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

global, i think. mine said “mattress discounters” then matt damon, matt cain…

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jan 28, 2011 10:58 PM PST reply actions  

Well I gett mattress discounters first until I type the space, then Matt Damon, then Matt Cain.

If you type “tim” without adding a space what do you get?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

trying it now…

tim lincecum, time, time zones, timer, time change, time magazine, times of india

tim lincecum is the greatest of all time! fact!

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jan 29, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Pretty much think Collegehumor.com is the best thing that's happened to me this week

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

"Paper due in morning"

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Big pic is big

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It is what it is

this was basically my life for the past 4 years

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Its my life right this very moment. Paper due at midnight…need to think of a half a blasted conclusion.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha, that might have been the toughest part of my papers… to write a conclusion, in which i repeated the intro

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“In conclusion, the San Francisco Giants won the 2010 World Series.”

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

what if the teacher’s a dodger fan, or Ranger fan

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think my teacher cares. He’s too busy studying ancient Scandinavian manuscripts.

…and watching Doctor Who. Which coincidentally, is what I’m writing a paper on. Oh, college…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

In a way… i honestly don’t miss college at all… all the BS papers we wrote

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I mean, the material is interesting (most of the time), but you eventually get tired of making crap up in the middle of the night about stuff that doesn’t matter.

This problem might be helped by starting papers sooner…but who does that/

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, exactly, you just get tired of it, but at the same time it depends on the type of paper you’re writing.

But hey… that’s why college kids never get any sleep, no way in hell i’m starting a paper early

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence why I’m trying to come up with a not too crap-tastic conclusion 40 minutes before this thing is due…And why I just used the word “hence” in a McC post…

/facepalm

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody a while ago claimed that i was the only poster in this place who used the word “hence” way too much and the most. and i think he was right.

GET OFF MCC, COME BACK IN 40 MINS, NOTHING WILL CHANGE

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

DONE! With 24 minutes to spare! Bahahaha!

And you’re right…nothing has changed =P.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM!!!! NICE!!!!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And now…bed time. I sleepy.

Zzzz….zzz…………………………zzz.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOO!!!! NOW IT’S TIME TO GO TO THE BARS

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in bloody Woodinville…there are no bars in Woodinville. Wineries, yes. Bars, no. Silly small-town suburb thingies.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I drink much anyways really. I’m a lame college student and have yet to actually develop a taste for alcohol…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Still a freshman...

though i dont encourage the drinking of much alcohol, it was fun for me

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So similar to Moraga… cept for the wine part… But it definitely sucks. Definitely need a bar or two in the area, within walking distance

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The list of people I hang out with who haven’t gotten smashed is rapidly growing smaller…but I’ll probably be one of the last ones off it.

Yeah, tons of stuff by the college, not so much stuff near home. And for the moment at least, I’m living at home.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And now bed! Really! Good night!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Night!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as you’re somewhat enjoying your college life right now there’s no issues. Going to the bars and going to get absolutely hammered doesnt always equate to having fun.

That was my release and my way of just finally letting off some steam, but yea, i have no problem right now hangin at home for the time being, not doing much of anything to be honest

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it’s even better.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Give me a way to tie it into psychological thrillers and I’ll use it…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

FAIL

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

I love that site!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Been on that site for the past 2 days

it’s full of too much awesome

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTYWLASlzeA

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, AWESOME!!!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of collegehumor is pretty dumb, but every now and then I run across one I really like.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I really look at the articles they come up with, i love it, between that, tosh.0’s blog, the soup’s blog, i get a good laugh

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT A YOSHI!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

idle google searching result

Aubrey Huff’s inside-the-park home run.

His first home run as a Giant. Months later, he would offer his first career sacrifice bunt.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

=D

Awesome moment.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 28, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OT for comics nerds
In short, the University of Phoenix exists everywhere, at all times, in all possible worlds, as long as there is an internet connection.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-5803-phoenix/#ixzz1CPJVBupQ

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 28, 2011 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you see that twitter fight between him and Katt Williams?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yah! when i got to it i was like is this like a friendly black comedian thing.

But some of dave’s stuff hit pretty hard. I have to check Katt’s. I saw Katt’s Mug shott…man he looks terrible!… this is the most tweets ive ever read in my life haha.

by IRONxMIKE on Jan 28, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, yea dude, that’s what i thought too, they were straight up PISSED at eachother, it was pretty bad.

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Thank you Family Guy for making fun of LOST

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2011 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

OT: I love MCC :D

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 12:21 AM PST reply actions  

This sentence hurts my brain

We stumbled upon one of Yahoo’s interactive bus stops in San Francisco. Read on to see a video of it in action.

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

INCEPTION

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This award is Rigged!!!

Why yes, I am still protesting Yuba not winning that award in ’08.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2011 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

sl

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2011 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

Not at all OT:

Did anyone hear the Alex Baldwin faux NPR pitch this morning as part of the pledge drive?

He encourages people not to pledge so that television can complete its dominance of commercial appeal. It’s hilarious. Complete with swelling music and appeals to patriotism.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t see it, but I saw the faux disaster benefit his character organized on 30 Rock. They somehow got DeNiro to do a cameo for it.

by non sequitur on Jan 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Alec Baldwin spots debuted during the fall drive last year, and have proven pretty popular. I think my favorite is the one banishing Ira Glass to a Spanish pop station. Brilliant.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard those spots on KPCC’s pledge drives. They were pretty funny. Alec Baldwin is at his best when he does deadpan.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 29, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Way OT:

i hate it when stuff comes out of my mouth when i sneeze

by son of ggf on Jan 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe you should cover up then.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Sneeze into your elbow, for crying out loud. I don’t know when people started teaching kids that the proper way to sneeze is into your hands, but it’s wrong.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/sneezes into Howie’s hand

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 29, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

/sneezes down howie’s shirt

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/sneezes in howie’s general direction > > . . . ;

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

;;>)’

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Unless there is someone right in front of you (who could get wet), sneezing or coughing into your hand makes you more likely to infect others, not less.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This offseason is way different from others.

In past years I dreaded the offseason and I couldn’t wait until the season started. But this year it’s different, I want the season to start but I don’t mind the wait, I’m enjoying the fact that the Giants won the World Series, everything seems more laid back.

Hella.

by Snack on Jan 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Focusing on what could be better is a much more positive way to pass the time than trying to fix what went wrong.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You do know Shaun Hill played (pretty well) for the Lions last season

Niner fans can stop being butthurt about Shaun Hill.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jan 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

who's actually hurt bout it?

dumb decision by the niners to get rid of him…

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The reason they got rid of him was dumb, but he’s really no better than Alex Smith, and he’s entering his 30s. Keeping him would have been fun for fans, but no better for the team.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith will be the next Tom Brady under Harbaugh, BOOK IT

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I hope not. By that I mean I hope he’s nowhere near the team this summer. The guy is done – whatever he does, he should not do it for the 9ers.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he’s a Padre fan?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he has small hands.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

small gloves

I got big feet, know what that means? big shoes

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Small gloves!

And penis!

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith will not be on the 49ers the next time an NFL game is played.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll make a bet on that

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Done.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an NFL game next weekend.

THE THING IS, IT HAPPENED - 11/1/10

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jan 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

SHHHHHH

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically I think there’s one tomorrow.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s such a shame that I lose all that nothing I bet.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I WIN!!!!!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll make any stupid bet where the stakes are nothing. Want to do another?

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

YEA! Niners make the playoffs next year

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

As i’ve said to bondslegend, niners need a vet QB, draft someone in the 2nd or later, that’s it

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

more likely

goes to the Patriots and becomes the next Brady under Belicheck

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You know what was interesting about the way Shaun Hill played this season for the Lions? He played like a backup. A good one. Weird.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Eerily similar to his stint with SF

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite so.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact learned at Dugout Store job fair

Dugout store employees can show their ID/pass and get into the ballpark proper during their breaks.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Benefitz!

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t her our whipping boy?

by speckops on Jan 29, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I've mentioned this before, but back in the 90s there was the ultimate example of a random player making the opening day roster...

1996: Mel Hall, who hadn’t played in the Majors since 1992 and physically couldn’t play defense

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2011 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

he stuck around for several weeks, too

After doing nothing but pinch-hitting and being terrible at it. His final line:

.120 / .148 / .120. -26 OPS+. 27 PA in 25 games.

Double-checking, he did play 14 innings in the outfield (badly), so it’s an exaggeration to say he was physically unable to play the field, I guess. Still, he was extremely broken down and made the team pretty much as a 100% pinch hitter.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing, your next dominant reliever 1.47 ERA in S-K, with 34 K in 42 IP. Uh, just ignore his age and the walks, please!

by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never seen a negative OPS+.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey in 2009.

by speckops on Jan 29, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This seson of Dexter is basically porn.

Even I’m getting tired of it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

It's definitely over the top

Which episode are you on? I just watched 8 or 9 last night.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

7

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m talking about season 2

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

it is basically soft core porn

they keep it up through the other seasons though not as much

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"keep it up"

Heh heh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lila

I hate her.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst. Character. Ever.

She was so very very very very awful. Just awful.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

I can barely watch this she pisses me off so much.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH BREAK UP WITH THAT BITCH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I doubt she’s gone for good.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I know, we’re both watching season 2 right now.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 29, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok

There is no fucking way Dexter gets out of this.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

Panda tweet
@pandoval48
Pablo Sandoval
I´M READY TO PLAY THE CELEBRITIES BASKETBALL GAME IN AZ…Chris Brown and Little Romeo will be my teammates

Those two assclowns better not step on Pablo’s ankle or I will beat their face.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 29, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure you could get Chris Brown to tenderize Little Romeo’s face first.

Too soon?

by speckops on Jan 29, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU MEAN "CANKLE"

LOL FAT

Oh, dang. /mails Panda some cupcakes

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Zombie Chris Brown sleeps on other people’s eyelids after eating their brains. Sounds like a bad teammate.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Fun fax!

Kansas celebrates its 150th birthday. It was admitted as the 34th state on January 29, 1861.

The American League was founded 111 years ago today, January 29, 1900.

Jair Jurrjens turns 25. Lance Niekro turns 32.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

Glares in the general direction of Lance Niekro…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

1st baseman of the future!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I have his signature on this bean bag thing from way back at a Fresno game. First signatures I ever got, him and Cody Ransom. So I liked him until I realized he would be taking playing time away from Snow. And then he just ended up sucking anyways…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also Jason Schm**t’s birthday, but I figured no one wanted to know that.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

?

What’s wrong with Schmidt? He’s STILL robbing money from the Dodgers. Good Giant.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless I’m mistaken, he’s not generally well-liked among the McCoven.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Schmidt! He was a great pitcher for the Giants and the opposite of great for the dodgers!

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line. So, that makes two of us! I don’t know about the others.

Also, dude should have a Cy Young, dammit!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, dammit.

TODAY IS JASON SCHMIDT’S BIRTHDAY. LET US ALL REJOICE.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/releases confetti!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Feats of strength?

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Or extreme waffling. Whichever.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I do that every time I have to dress up.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Still signed with the Dodgers.

He didnt intend on sucking.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Jurjens/Kansas was that young.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Kansas’ admission was a major point of contention in the days before the Civil War. Fighting broke out among abolition/anti-abolition factions to determine if Kansas would be admitted as a slave state or a free state. The abolitionists won, but only after a whole buncha people died.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleeding Kansas, that time was called.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That’s exactly right.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of a terrific Ang Lee movie about that period: Ride With the Devil.

No special reason.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Cilantro recall

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

JHIATT WAS RIGHT

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMM, Cilantro with my dinner tonight, soooo goooood

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jan 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious Hollywood.

Stop casting Nicholas Cage. It’s not funny anymore.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think he’s been good since Raising Arizona.

I guess family ties are worth something in Hollywood.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t like Bad Lieutenant?
I thought it was great.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually didn’t see that one. Not a Cage fan.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Cage will take work where he gets it. The problem is that he needs a director with the vision to put him up to the task. Ergo, Cage under Jonze, Herzog, or the Coen Brothers is great. Cage under some dude with a boner for explosions and leather is awful.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Family ties and, somehow, all the money he makes Hollywood.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He was passable in Adaptation.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

still the best website ever

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Raising Arizona: not that great.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Good day sir.

I said GOOD DAY!

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant is with me on this one.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Another GOOD DAY to both of you.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Like that’s an excuse.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not funny enough to be a great comedy, and it’s not interesting, clever, or touching enough to be a great anything else. Probably the worst Coen Brothers movie I’ve seen.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I am beginning to think you and I see films completely differently.

RA is one of my favorite films, mind you, and always was.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be swayed, wcw. It’s a great comedy, possibly equal to “Foreign Correspondent.”

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The only other films I remember discussing with you are Dr. Strangelove, which we both love, and Lolita, which I haven’t seen.

by Cookyman on Jan 31, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrong.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Leaving Las Vegas

Adaptation, The Weatherman, Matchstick Men, Kick-Ass

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wild at Heart!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Moonstruck

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Vampires Kiss!

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a real soft spot for that one. It’s a train wreck as a movie, but at the exact point in Cage’s career where he had started to become a parody of himself, he delivered this, the most over-the-top Cage parody ever. Just beautiful. True, watching it is a little like rubbernecking at the aforementioned crash site, but how can you resist?

Plus, I love the plastic teeth.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

VALLEY GIRL!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that is not a bad film. Plus, it star’s Cage’s original, unreconstructed eyebrows.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH!!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he has three movies in post-production right now, so good luck avoiding him for the next year.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was funny in Honeymoon in Vegas

Especially the scenes in Hawaii

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

matchstick men

great movie

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

here ya go

http://www.thejay.com/2007/02/09/bad-nicolas-cage-movie/

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

nicholas cage is generally annoying.

he hangs around new orleans a lot and does really weird things…like building random fake tombs in 100+ year old cemeteries for movies no one will see (national treasure 3). he also bought a pretty fucking creepy house that he “gave back” to the city.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Jan 29, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of people will watch National Treasure 3.

National Treasure made $173 million in the US alone, and nearly $350 million worldwide.
National Treasure 2 made $219 million in the US alone, and nearly $460 million worldwide.

What makes you think no one will see another one?

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL TIGER

He will never win another major tournament.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe he needs to go back to his man-slutting, cheating ways. That seemed to work for him.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesnt have to, he's already one of the best golfers

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Although, dude needs to stop his baby antics throwing fits and cussing on the course, which won’t ever happen

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Used to be

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Of all time?

yea

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

At the rate he’s going, there’s no way he’ll be remembered as such.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, because nobody will remember Tiger Woods in a decade…. O_o

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he quit or because he doesn’t qualify to renew his tour card?

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he’ll be remembered alright. Just maybe not for the reasons he would have liked.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean? What did he do? All i know is, he’s a good golfer, at least was a great golfer

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a great golfer, then he crashed his SUV and sought treatment for sex addiction, then he wasn’t a great golfer.

Unless he turns his game around, he won’t be remembered for being just a great golfer. He won’t be better than Palmer. Won’t be better than Nicklaus.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, i just see him as a golfer pretty much

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

OK – then at least you should be able to see that he’s not as good now.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not arguing with that at all

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

He was on his way and then he threw it all away for stupid reasons

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanted to have more sex with more women...

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Ain’t nothing wrong with catting around, as long as you’re unencumbered.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What if you are uncucumbered?

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL JAKE BARNES

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by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

what about to mingle? Or talk?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Or to cuddle with in taxies.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of taxies

how bout Patrick Kane

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody knows what they want

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wut?

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that's a clear cut statement...

i dont even know what i want right now… for dinner, or even for a career really, took me a while to figure out what i wanted to do for a major

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

luckily i’m only 22, not sure what i want to do yet. :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with PiKA. Nobody knows what he/she wants.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You sure you want to say that?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what that has to do with cheating on one’s wife. It’s common decency.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course. I think he just sort of let himself buy into his own myth. Being invincible, on top of the world. Honestly, I hate to think of the crap that I would be fooled into thinking I could get away with if I were that successful and celebrated. Thank God I’m not good at anything.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger said he can’t root for the Packers in the Super Bowl because of Aaron Rodgers.

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by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HATE

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by Murray, Present on Jan 29, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEA TIGER!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. He’s a Stanford boy.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

SCREW STANFORD

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/can’t be bothered to care either way

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t care bout either bay area major university, Cal or Stanford

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Your prior comments suggest otherwise.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Touche! Either way, not a fan of either

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

When a reported looked at him when said that, he did mention “Well the Cal thing”.

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by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for him

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

that's just... ur opinion dude

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Is Skype awkward? Girlfriend thinks so, so basically we're going to go without

any sort of visual contact until basically June?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Why does she think so? I use it when my husband is travelling – we think it’s a great convenience. And, of course, the kids love it.

(Unless “awkward” includes weird nakedness – then yeah, that’s awkward.)

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what i dont understand, aside from the “awkward” point she brings up, but that’s it…. No nakedness or anything, just for the fact of seeing eachother… haven’t seen her in… a little over a month? And the only way i’m actually seeing what she looks like is from facebook.. so i dont get it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But i agree with how you bring up the point of it being a convenience, and using technology as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We never used any of that video chat stuff. IRC, email, and hours and hours and hours on the regular phone.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think maybe 6 months was the longest we went without seeing each other.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… we’re going 4, but we’d do emails, phone calls once every other night or a lil longer

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

There are unlimited long distance plans you know. Back in the day it was $35 a month for unlimited – course that was a landline.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yea, but she can’t call long distance to someone out of network, she has sprint i have verizon, until after 9 pm during the weekdays, and free on weekends….

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

IRC. Old school.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I still use IRC, Dalnet only, and we’ve got a never used channel there #thecove. One of these days, maybe over spring break I’ll add that info to the mcwiki.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Video chat in general, or just Skype?
Because there are other clients out there that I actually like better.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

video chat

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I’d say it just takes getting used to, but whatever suits her, I guess.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

what i said...

i mean, i just told her… well, i mean, if you can deal without seeing eachother for the next 4 months… whatever

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

“Fine, then I’ll be looking at porn while we talk on the phone. I’m a visual person; it’s how I connect.”

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC"D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The wife and I use Face Time all the time when I am out of town. It’s actually nice.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ya know... if i had an iphone 4 it'd be sweet so i could do that... but sigh, i dont

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I can sympathize with the girlfriend.

Admittedly, I’ve never tried to use it in a romantic relationship…but I HATE video chatting. I’d much rather just talk to someone on the phone. Couldn’t give a very valid reason for it probably…its just well, awkward.

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by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That and you feel tied to whatever you’re using to chat. With a headset I could move around the apartment, get chores done, play with the cat, or work on lesson plans. We used to watch tv / videos together over the phone. And this was back in the days before dvr’s.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yea… i mean, i dont think it’s too awesome either, i mean, i feel slightly awkward, but if that’s the only way we see eachother over the next 4 months, then i dont know what else to do other than just deal with it, which works for me, since i dont really care too much.

Just questioning it. But yea, physically? I’ve changed over the last month, since i’ve pretty much gone on the Pablo Sandoval plan, losing weight and running, lifting, eating healthier, because i needed to. And so far i’ve ran 55 miles since the beginning of January, plus i’ve physically changed slightly

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like you’d want to video chat every night, but maybe once a week would be cool.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda like how we call eachother, once a week… haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The awkward thing I’ve found about Skype is that you’re not actually looking at anyone face-to-face. If you look straight into the webcam, it will appear to the other person as if you’re looking right at them — except that you’re looking at the cam, not the image on the screen of the person you’re talking to. Similarly, if you actually look at the screen to see who you’re talking to, it will appear to the other person that you’re not looking right at them.

When I talk on skype I just look straight at the webcam and resign myself to not actually looking at the screen. So, ironically, you’re conducting a video call without actually looking having the benefit of seeing who you’re talking to. Strategic placement of the webcam could help a little.

by non sequitur on Jan 29, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

On a macbook it’s technically right there, don’t have to look anywhere else really…

And yea i see your point with basically just video calling by looking just at the camera itself

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Laptops with built-in webcams build them at center above the display. You’re looking, typically, at the middle of the screen, while from the perspective of the cam (and hence the person on the other end of the call) you’re looking downward instead of right at the lens.

by non sequitur on Jan 29, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Or what waelwulf just said.

by non sequitur on Jan 29, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, so basically i'd be doing the same thing you do, in looking directly at the camera

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the ironic thing. If you’re both looking directly at the cam, then you will appear “correctly” on the screen to the other person — except neither of you are looking at the screen.

by non sequitur on Jan 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My kids don’t put that much thought into it. They’re just excited to see their dad when he’s in India.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If the other person’s webcam is mounted or built in above the monitor and they’re looking at my image onscreen, it appears that they’re looking lower than my eyes, which makes me feel like a hot chick so in a way it’s kind of flattering but yes, awkward.

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by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not for nothing, but this is how television interviews work. When Brian Williams is in New York and Richard Engel is in Cairo, they’re both looking at television cameras, unable to see the person to whom they’re speaking. There are monitors nearby, but they can’t look at them, because then they’d be talking to a TV set and not “each other,” from the viewer’s perspective.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

But there it makes sense, because the telecast is being produced for the benefit of a third party — the viewers. There’s no third party in a skype or other video call.

It seems like there ought to be a technological solution to this. I wonder though if my expectation comes from Star Trek, where alien races can somehow video chat with each other perfectly over their starship viewscreens.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If you could rig up something akin to a teleprompter, perhaps. That way, the camera lens is behind the screen itself, allowing you to both look into the camera and address the person to whom you’re speaking at the same time.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should have given Brett Favre this advice.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe somebody did.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

HELL NO, I'M FORCING IT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG

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HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE

(am I doing it right?)

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HE WAS JUST AN ACQUAINTANCE. AT LEAST, I WOULD NOT CALL HIM A FRIEND YET. IN FACT, HE KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT! AND WHAT IS WITH THAT BULLFROG GETUP ANYWAY?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT I’M SURE YOU STILL HELPED DRINK HIS WINE THOUGH BECAUSE HE ALWAYS HAD SOME MIGHTY FINE WINE AND WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PASS UP FREE BOOZE ANYWAY?

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I traveled 350 miles for free booze just last weekend!

by son of ggf on Jan 29, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: First time actually smoking salmon... SUCCESS

made rice pilaf, focaccia and green beans, so much awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

Salmon is a schedule what drug?

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is that like salvia?

by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2011 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: I'm laughing way too hard at Invader Zim

Netflix is awesome.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

mom didn't let me watch that show, it's not good for kids :(

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear - I'm watching it with my kids

/never going to win parent of the year

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok, i watched X files as a kid with parents, REn & Stimpy, but mom didn’t let me watch Courage the Cowardly dog

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Courage was one of those shows that filled me rage rage when I was younger. It was so damn surreal.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

My kids turned me on to it

I watched it with them. My ex hated it.

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by Rolfyboy on Jan 30, 2011 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a perfectly normal human worm baby

I can’t stop saying it.

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by can of corn on Jan 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m watching the Magic Inside. Ack surprise Shane Victorino appearance. Surprise Brian McCann appearance.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:18 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Omg imnever noticed how blue huff’s eyes are … Dreamy

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No wait I think it’s the lighting. Because Buster and Bumgarner also have dreamy blue eyes in these videos.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Definitely the lighting, schulman just had dreamy blue eyes, and I don’t think he has blue eyes.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Sober sincere Brian Wilson … Bizarre.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I like how this used clips from other teams announcers sometimes for great moments like uribe,s Chicago homer and Timmy striking someone out.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I forgot that the thong came with a promise they’d go 20-10 with it … And they did.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh gawd Timmy … Omnomnom.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Just to reiterate, Ryan Howard struck out looking.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Just to reiterate, some nameless guy had a 0.00 ERA in three starts in the postseason.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

HOKYSMOKS WAS RIGHT!!!

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

MEGAS TIMOTHEOS

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ooh, elegiac bagpipes. Very James Horner.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Review

This DVD focuses on what the players and coaches thought and did at key points throughout the season. It’s short on actual game summaries and great on focusing on the members of the 2010 team and their thoughts both at the time and in retrospect.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

POUND THE PODIUM POSEY!!!

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Extras include Tim's 13 K game at florida

Two angles of him striking out Cody so badly Ross fell over.

Of such things are magic seasons yadda yadda,

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST NATE’S ABS

yes, it’s in the extras.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I feel like I now need to buy this.

…not just because of Nate’s abs =P. But because of all of your above posts.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.
And I’m okay with that.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate’s abs are totally worth the price.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You just woke up TheLetter2 with the McCann comment

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

McCann is a BEAST, sooooo good

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Goooooooooooooooooood morning.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I have the box set and the “MLB Presents” DVD.
It sounds like I should still pick up The Magic Inside, though.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprise Mike Matheny appearance

Talking about Matt Cain. ;_;

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 29, 2011 10:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

!

Aww…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sold.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Tax Time!!!

This, direct from the tax laws:

Wristwatches

You cannot deduct the cost of a wristwatch, even if there is a job requirement that you know the correct time to properly perform your duties.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

You can on Schedule C.

by wcw on Jan 29, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can on Schedule C, you risk the wrath of the Feds.

The quote above (^) is directly from the tax code.

The quote below (v) is from the plea discussion in Tax Court.

“How otherwise could I have known when to begin heating the water? My watch could, that’s how. Everyone expected the coffee to be ready at ten. I got there at nine and I did it. I did it because my watch told me to.”

“Mr. Lewis, did you work for your watch or did you work for the crime family known as The McCoven, headed by Grantia Clementina?”

“I know the guy. We met. But I worked with my wristwatch, not with him. I mean, I wouldn’t qualify as no exemption for him, but my watch would for me, if you follow. Look, you’ve got me on the Schedule C stuff. Yeah, the receipts were bogus, but I’m not in on the Clementia racket. You’re confusing me with the Verona mob. They overestimated their quarterlies. Not me. I don’t do that stuff.”

“Mr. Lewis, we could send you downtown right now. If you don’t welsh on your kings, we’ll lower the boom. Your watch is ours.”

“How did it wind up like this? Can I take the 5th? Can I have my back watch?”

“That’s what they all ask. No. Take the 3rd. Game starts at 5:40, but you won’t be there. You’ll be in Folsom by then, doing hard time.”

“Federal crime, Lt. Brannan, I’ll be doing an easy four in . . . . "

Here, the tape breaks.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 12:43 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It is always safest to do as the IRS tells you, but you can also check the tax code itself.

There shall be allowed as a deduction all the ordinary and necessary expenses paid or incurred during the taxable year in carrying on any trade or business, including—
The word ‘wristwatch’ does not, needless to say, appear in the tax code. The IRS just doesn’t want to allow it, hence that sentence from Pub 529.

My father went to tax court on a home office deduction once upon a time in a very similar situation. The tax code pretty nakedly said one thing. The IRS said something a little more restrictive, and disallowed his deduction. He went to court, and won. Sometimes the IRS loses, especially when it is stretching the tax code for its own convenience. Me, I hardly want to test that one with a Rolex, but I would feel completely comfortable buying a cheap Casio and deducting it as a business expense.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it depends on whether you placed the wristwatch into service as a depreciable asset when you bought it, and on whether you could prove its value regarding the profits of your business.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it gets depreciated on whatever your standard schedule is for office supplies.

I have never heard of the IRS questioning a deduction for office supplies. Do they?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Can Red Vines and Mountain Dew be considered office supplies?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. You are allowed to provide your employees free food (see, for example, Google).

What I do not know is whether you have to put a noncash entry into their W2s as a result.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a one-woman shop. Can I deduct my own Red Vines and Mountain Dew from my Schedule C?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

wcw correctly wonders whether the IRS ever questions items entered as “office supplies.” The answer is no. If you buy them regularly, Vines and Dew could easily be justified, but only to the extent that the square footage of your dwelling is dedicated to your “shop,” similar to how the home utilities can be allocated, unless, of course, the Vines and Dews are exclusive to your work.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My shop is the end of the couch. Sometimes the kitchen table.

(I really just deduct the basics on my schedule C – lawyers are often favorite targets for audits, and I don’t want to give them any reason to question my return.)

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a reason for that: the self-employed underreport. A recent NBER paper found that

the self employed underreport their income by about 30 percent. This result is remarkably robust across data sources and alternative model specifications. Aside from transportation expenditures, we find little evidence that the self employed misreport their expenditures to household surveys.
If the IRS is smart, though, they’ll focus on your income, not your candy and soda consumption.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Three bottles out of every six pack can be claimed “work related.”

Grant claims 600 mls of every liter of Makers Mark (I know this), as well as every minute after 10 pm that he dedicates to McC.

Recent law is unclear regarding how much each keystroke is worth and how much is purely masturbatory. Statute, as always, will chase reality.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What I want to know is, if you’re Dylan Thomas, does drinking qualify as deductible research?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That 17th whiskey at the White Horse was certainly deductible for Caitlin.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

..although the post-mortem showed that his liver was fatty and in bad shape, it reported no cirrhosis.

Link.

How this is possible eludes me.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

His relative youth, perhaps. Or the fact that he took long periods off from The Grain, usually when he was back in Wales and (in the latter years) trying to find his genius.

 When in the Colonies, he was easily seduced by, well, aspects of our casual culture. Maybe this killed him that night. Shit, I don’t know.

Kieth Richards has survived many bad nights. He’s been lucky. Gram Parsons had a bad night he didn’t survive, as did Joplin and Hendrix and Morrison.

Townes van Zandt, however, was hell bent to kill himself. Damn. I love that guy.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought pneumonia killed Thomas.

Townes van Zandt made it past age 50, though.

Me, I think Darby Crash would have had an interesting career if he hadn’t been crazy then ODd.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: wow this is sad
Sad 2 say Hac-Man Leonard’s daughter has breast cancer. Please find his Facebook pg – search “One Flap Down” – 2 c how u can help. #sfgiants

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

can’t anything be private anymore?

by son of ggf on Jan 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude made a Facebook page about it.
Unless he seriously borked the privacy settings, I think they’re going public on purpose.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

if it was HIM then it’s obvious he wants people to know about what’s going on

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I saw this and actually found the page. Its here.

 Apparently there’s a One Flap Down Foundation

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 29, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I DVR'd the 2nd part of that Inside The Clubhouse special

Unfortunately, the Stanford game ran late so I missed the last 10 minutes or so. It is on again at 1am.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2011 11:24 PM PST reply actions  

OT

Hello. It is almost four in the morning. One of my smoke alarms has decided to start chirping tonight. Three or so every half hour or so. I am going mad.

If it’s the batteries I have no 9 volts around until the sunrise. I did turn my furnace down to 64 this evening, perhaps the cold aggravated the alarms, I’ve turned it back up to 66.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 3:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I’d bet it’s the batteries.

If you don’t change them, you actually get used to the chirping, though.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The low battery chirp is difficult to sleep through, I assure you.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

At first, yeah. I was speaking from experience, though. After a while, you barely even notice it.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, I do.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, u dont

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah. I’m undonted.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, you’re donted

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Want to bet?

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Done.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The low battery chirp and the spousal complaints it causes are difficult to sleep through, I assure you.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean you don’t change your batteries in your smoke detectors when you reset your clocks for daylight savings time? Oh the horror!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

EQ

couple decent jolts last night near Alamo….not enough to wake my dog, though

by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah there was something on SFGate this morning.

A 3.2 magnitude earthquake struck near the East Bay this morning… the quake, which jolted residents just before 3:10 a.m., was centered four miles south of Walnut Creek and 11 miles east-northeast of Oakland, according to the USGS.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS A HUGE QUAKE!!!!!!!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmph, didn’t feel a thing. I was awake then, too.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

rainy afternoon, house is clean

seems like a good time to pop in Game 1 of the WS

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Timmy

what R U DOIN?!

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I started off with the MLB Presents DVD yesterday afternoon, then moved on to the box set.
Watching WS Game 2 now. This cannot have been easy for Mr Ryan.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Just applied for a job with the state... got a 70% in a test... haha, no way in hell

i’m getting that job, Transportation Planner

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK OFF LILA

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

FUCKIN RUDE, wow

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, she deserves it.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody deserves it

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is everyone so wrong today?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that's just... ur opinion yo

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's my alligator!

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Let’s go Jeremy Abbott!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 1:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

LETS GO.... whatever

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait hold it who is THIS saucy youth? Ryan something? Hello boy, good doggie!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 1:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Whoa. I think this boy’s straight!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 2:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ack, Jeremy lost concentration. Oh well. Time for basketball.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 2:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Eccleston really grew on me toward the end there. Rose is still sort of a bitch, though.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

Rose will get better. Or at least, I think she gets better. Eccleston has some amazing moments.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I never found Rose to be all that interesting.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Her turn as Bad Wolf at the end was cool and all, but she doesn’t have much of my sympathy on account of the way she treats her mom. Season 2 will be interesting.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

boo rose

I dont know why she is everyone’s favorite companion
season 2 is a fun season. Has some great highs but also some pretty shitty lows

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Because she’s the first one they saw? At least for us young folks?

I know that’s a big part of why I’m attached to her at least. And Billie Piper does a good job with her.

As far as actual characters go though, she’s not my favorite. Amy is.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sarah Jane Smith was the best companion ever.

Except possibly for Donna. Amy is a possibility, but let’s wait ’til after this season coming up.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Amy better than Donna I think.

But I’ll give you Sarah Jane in a heartbeat. I haven’t seen much of her, which is why I don’t tend to list her under my favorites yet, but what I have seen I LOVE.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Then again, I also don’t seem to like Donna as much as most people do. Its not that I don’t like her, and she certainly has some amazing moments…but I also find her to be rather obnoxious and…loud…sometimes, to tell you the truth.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Donna was abrasive and antagonistic and defensive,

which was unlike any previous companion. She was also brave, empathetic, and inquisitive which is what every companion is supposed to be.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

She was a good companion, no denying that, she’s just not one of my favorite characters, for the first 3 things. /shrug

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

she also was in love with the doctor.
which was a breath of fresh air after the rose martha stuff

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you meant to say “wasn’t”…=P

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

sarah jane is great. Hot too.
But for best companion ever its got to be k-9

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, I found Eccleston > Tennant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a minority opinion

although after a couple episodes I got used to Eccleston and could appreciate him in his own right.

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost agree...

Almost. But then I think of a reason I like Tennant better, and then I go back and forth for ever and ever. They’re just about equal in my mind.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I do wish Eccleston had gone at least one more season though.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish that tennent would have gotten one season under moffat

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He got quite a few episodes…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

but i mean moffat as the show runner. Girl in the fireplace and Blink were awesome. Imagine a whole season like that. I mean i love matt smith but i would have love to see what tennant could have done without the camp

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

not that i dont love camp

gridlock is my all time favorite episdoe

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And the library episodes!

I love Moffat…most of the time. I’m not a fan of River though, and I want to murder him for the rainbow daleks. So, mixed feelings. But he wrote Empty Child/Doctor Dances…which nearly makes anything else he does completely okay.

Gridlock is definitely at the top of my list, though not quite my all-time favorite.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

only all time favorite for the new series

robots of death is my favourite including all dwho
Rainbow daleks are so lame. At least there will only be 5 though. It was kind of ridiculous that the doctor kept defeating hordes of millions of daleks.
Not a River fan at all. Thats why im so sceptical of the new series.

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to watch more of the old series. I really want to catch more of the Peter Davidson stuff.

I’d almost take the millions over rainbows. THE DALEKS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COLORFUL! GAH! And River is just obnoxious. I also hated the “the TARDIS only makes that noise because you haven’t been driving it right” moment. Fail.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

peter davidson is a lot like eccleston

in that he only did 2 seasons and left you really wanting for more. The series really went downhill after that though. It was colin baker’s fault either, just poor writing. You should try out the basics. Genesis of the Daleks is usually the first classic series epi I tell people to watch. Its a creation story for the daleks and is davros’s first story. Plus its tom baker at his sarah jane best

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I know of that one. Do you know if its on netflix by any chance?

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

And I hate it when writing messes up a series. You know the actors can do better and they AREN’T. Gah.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Davison did three seasons

at Patrick Troughton’s suggestion. After Tom Baker’s tenure it became known as the Troughton Rule — leave after three years.

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by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2011 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Confession

I don’t really care for Doctor Who

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I avoided it for a long time because I didn’t think I’d care for it. I’m happy with it so far, but we’ll see.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen a few scattered episodes – the first four of Series 1, three or four episodes from Series 2, a couple Christmas specials, and I didn’t really like any of them. :(

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you usually like scifi?

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm…the problem with Doctor Who, is that it can be very, very silly. The first four episodes of Series 1 are rather…meh. And the slitheen? Ugh. That’s what turns a lot of people off, at least in my experience. My mom, for one, has entirely given up on it, and thinks I’m crazy.

There are many less silly episodes that you’d probably like, but its hard to become invested in a show if you only watch half of it. And its even harder to get to know the characters.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I sat though most of one, wondering why they got rid of Sam Waterston’s character. Then I realized Law and Order was on another channel.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You should check out the most recent Christmas special. It’s fantastic.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But Jackson Lake!

Christmas Carol (did they actually call it that?) was good, but Tennants last one is my favorite of the new series so far.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was titled “A Christmas Carol.”

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I am actually interested in the Matt Smith doctor eps.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst thing i’ve ever seen was the Xmas special on the Space Titanic.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! That had its issues…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was not great…

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that one is actually my favorite of the xmas epis

I just think it has the feel of a movie
i didnt like the last scene with the queen waving at the ship however

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole thing with Astrid spiraling off as “stardust” was a bit cheesy.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

there have been more ridiculous endings in nuwho history

im looking at you doctors daughter

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/grumbles/

I know that episode was rather contrived, but I still loved Jenny’s character until she jumped out of bed and did that "Hello, boys!’ thing. WTF!?

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i do hope jenny comes back in some form.
also she is the 5th doctor’s daughter irl and tennant dated her irl

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i think she’d be great with jack in torchwood

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact! They’re now engaged!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

good for him
scariest thing is that moffat is really good friends with daniel radcliffe. if harry pitter is the 12th doctor ima shit a brick

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

! WHAT!? Oh boy…that could be interesting…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s getting married to Tennant IRL.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The first six or so of season 1 are pretty awful.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

its not until the 4th series do you get a complete season without any stinkers

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no...

Now we’ll have to burn you at the stake ;).

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know what the fuck any of you are talking about!

It’s pretty awesome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2011 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

cool

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s okay, I never know what I’m talking about either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as I know what you’re talking about.

by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching hockey!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

pro bowl, hockey all star

YUCK!

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the hockey game was at least interesting.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

turned it off after the 1st period

i was bored outta my mind, watched the lakers celts game instead

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

basketball sucks :P

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

more entertaining than the pitiful hockey game that was on

last night was at least interesting :D

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

pfffffffft last night was boring! Talk about boring what’s with this NFL ProBowl crappola? Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Not so boring: did you see the pix of the volcano in Japan?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, safe to say this weekend SUCKED sports wise, except for Winter X games, which aren’t too bad…

And GOD is there any way i could just go over there and for my job, investigate that sort of thing? That would be INSANE

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was over

by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hell if i know, i'm watching sportsnet central now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/busy with grout . . .

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Mr. is into the snowboarding stuff. I could care less, but not much less.

And yeah that volcano looks like something out of a sci-fi movie or something.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, yea, i’m not into the snowboarding stuff either, or any of that, just very interesting to watch, since there’s no way in hell i can do any of that stuff.

But yea definitely, it’s crazy there in Japan, the pic of the lightning bolt to the volcano is sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

best part about the pro bowl? Every single player there is so pissed off right now they aren’t in the super bowl, or at least weren’t in the playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So . . .

this “super bowl” of which you speak. Does it happen soon? Is it truly superlative?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

most pathetic thing about the pro bowl?

the pass rush. I never much watched the pro bowl, but now I know why.

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

dude… no blitzing? shit is weak. ive never watched a pro bowl ever.

ill bet theyre pussies about tackling too

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it was actually kind of hilarious

4 guys rush the passer, when they get to within like 3 feet of him, they just sorta … stop.. moving… towards him.

They do attempt to tackle RBs and WRs though.

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so no QB ever gets sacked either? wow

glad ive never wasted 4 hours on one of those games

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant was at Costco

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jan 30, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And cheap by the gross.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Journey part 2: Parade Boogaloo is playing again.

“I just autographed a baby!”

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

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I didn’t know it had already premiered.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gerald Dempsey Posey III may be President some day.

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His inaugural address will be twenty-eight seconds long, at which point he will slap the lectern and walk away.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“And now, for reaction we go to the zombie of Tony Kornheiser!”

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“Garbage. It’s all garbage.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“I ain’t havin’ it.”

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Been crowded here all weekend, huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

OT: So true with the steelers, craziest beard i’ve seen in a while is Brett Kiesel’s, it’s insane… Best beard goes to Brian Wilson… but damn, Brett Kiesel is insane

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!! NOOO WAY!!!!!!!!!

Yea, that is just unbelievable… hahaha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

the best part about that beard

is the cage door that he opens so he can drink or eat hahaha

by ir1shgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Looked like he enjoyed a sip of tea, hahaha

oh that is classic

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The reactions are my favorite part.

Those dudes are seriously passionate about beards.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who thinks Timmy has one of the more fluid and unforced motions in baseball? Where does this “violent” and “jerky” meme come from?

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by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 6:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Haters?

No. You aren’t the only one. His delivery is something approaching artwork.

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by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It might be the force of his motion they are talking about. I’ve never heard “jerky”, but I have heard “violent.” I can see that – when he pitches, he coils and unleashes with such force. It’s simply amazing and breathtaking.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see an ultra slow motion link, please.

  . . . waits . . . . .

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S THE TORQUE!

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH

If it was such a great motion… wouldn’t there be more than one guy using it?

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by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it runs counter to a lot of coaching for developing pitchers. They want big guys, and they want those guys to put on weight, frequently, to get more behind their fastball. What is special about Lincecum’s motion is the economy of movement; that is, how much he gets out of his undersized frame.

I don’t think that most of the bigger pitchers could be flexible enough or strong enough to repeat it. It’s just easier and safer to try and develop a Sabathia then a Lincecum.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They happen in a sequence?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of funny logic.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, not among his peer group. Now that he’s famous, in the years to come more “lincecum-type” pitchers will enter the system: small, lithe, relying on torque.

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I never want to hear the word torque again because I’m only going to hear it in Ralph’s voice.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ralph Kramden?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Centrificality!

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by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 7:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Torqenada?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You want torque?

Try Joe Krakauskas of the Washington Senators. Give your tongue a worqueout.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t Torquemada anything.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll do one, but not the other.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a man of principle.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, it seems like Timmy’s flexibility is fairly unmatched. And it seems so exact and he’s been doing it so long, that it might be difficult to teach to older and more developed pitchers.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, after reading that article about how he and his father worked on his style, it’s hard to imagine that anyone would see it and successfully pick it up.

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the pro bowl really, really long or does it just seem like that? I’ve been checking the score every once in a while and how is it not over yet, let alone not even in the 4th…

by apistat on Jan 30, 2011 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

Making up for the lost season next season with the lockout.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 6:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Time to get pissed off again, GAME TIME AT ORACLE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

And THANK GOD i dont have to deal with Bob Fitzgerald.... on ESPN as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason we have the Pro-Bowl on.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have either on

I’m listening to an old Casey Kasem’s American Top 40 show (1-28-84) from some radio station in Baltimore.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I was listening to game 4 of the NLDS 7-9th innings. Kripes, torture! Then I came downstairs to some crazy dude running across the field.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

checking ...

There are 90 points on the board. Why would you even want to go to the Pro Bowl if you’re a defensive player?

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

$?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A free trip to Hawaii?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Something to put on the bubblegum card?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They should just make it a ceremony.

Everyone gets to go to Hawaii, but they don’t have to actually play and risk injury.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they should just all play Madden.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Two hand touch!

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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Powderpuff

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Robert Edwards’ left knee says hi!

1,115 yards and 9 TDs as a rookie before he busted his knee playing in the flag football rookie game; came back a couple years later to cap out at 107 yards and one TD.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re watching March of the Penguins in front of a cracklin’ fire. I simply couldn’t generate any interest in football.

BTW – March of the Penguins is more fun with our own narration.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea... we don't have fires, pollute the air

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We're polluting, baby!

Pollution is warm and cozy.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So who's the wrong one today? U! i win

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it was a “please don’t burn” night here so we didn’t. Tomorrow will be the first “okay to burn” night in about a week. So look out JavaLog you’re gettin lit up tomorrow!!

www.whentoburn.com

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Any day where there’s some sort of wind in the air then it’d be OK, so today it’s not good to burn because it was raining, no sort of air movement at all… but yea, ha, we dont even have a fire place…

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A-HA! You said you didn’t have a fire so you wouldn’t pollute the air, but really you don’t even have a fireplace. SO YOU HAD NO CHOICE!

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

:D exactly! HOWEVER< we have a fire pit outside

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

I love outdoor fire pits.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! it's so awesome

just hang out outside, and just sit around a fire and talk, or just chill… definitely awesome. I miss our fireplace tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew! I didn’t even bother to check my area’s status. It’s clear for tonight.

We just burn a cracklin’ log – I don’t much care for too much cleanup.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah we burn javalogs. Recycled coffee grounds and some such, disappointing though in that they don’t actually smell like coffee when they are burning.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds intriguing. Even cooler if they smelled like coffee.

My 4-hour cracklin’ log is petering out after just 2 hours. The kids are very disappointed.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, when we want a 4 hour fire we put on the 2 hour JavaLogs… if we want a 2 hour fire: we use the 3 hour logs. This after many weeks of “Are you sure that was a 2 hour log???”

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget to clean your chimney- buildup of creosote can cause house fires easily

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by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How about the modern fireplaces, i.e., non-masonry?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Catholic?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the smell of an auto-da-fe in the morning.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I never knew you were such a big SPK fan.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I’m all about Graeme Revell.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Jan 30, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

far less common in more modern fireplaces, however can still be a problem. make sure the wood you burn is dry, is one of the best ways to avoid buildup

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Thanks for the info.

The house is 13 years old, but I’ve probably only used the fireplace 8 times, and 4 of those times have been this winter. All duraflames.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, yeah you’re not looking at much for issue there, then.

i thought you burned wood every night in a 30 year old house.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve never burned wood in this fireplace and the apartment complex has a sweeper dude come through every other year? or every third year? Well we’ve lived here going on 6 years and they’ve done it twice in that time.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

its mostly homeowners who deal with fires in the chimney who dont even think to pay chimney sweepers come by, like its a profession of the past or something.

you’d be surprised how many people don’t even think a fire in their chimney would be an issue. they have no idea the fire can travel into the walls from the chimney, since the chimney isn’t equipped to handle fire (in older homes)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want a chimney fire, ever. Hot.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

smoke damage to your furniture and walls ALONE would be around $10k-15k at the low end. Not to mention any structural damage

no, you don’t want one.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL WARRIORS

Preemptive, of course. I’m sure they will find a way to lose.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

4 point game at the half, playing alright

interesting how they play so well when Monta isn’t doing anything, he’s scoreless

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, Cleveland Indians fans are hopeful

Manny Acta thinkin his pitching staff is MUCH better than that in 2010

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 7:55 PM PST reply actions  

Sup Nerbs- just got off shift a couple hours ago, and...

…dinner friday night went well, and the parents, both sets of parents that is, were pretty accepting of the fact we’re going to be having the baby, once Britneys parents got over the fact that they’re not going to change our minds. Her dad isn’t a fan of mine at the moment, however : /

I’m starting to get pretty excited here, she’s bringing over boxes of stuff tomorrow to my place where we’re gonna live until we move to Monterey in a few months (if my transer goes thru).

This is actually pretty awesome. IM GONNA BE A DAD!!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats, good thing everything is going well so far

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Egg first.

Then chick.

Penguin chicks just walk away one day to hunt fish by themselves. I know this from KQED.

But I’m happy for you g4l! This event will create a new Giant fan and a fulcrum of responsibility for you.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, talk about responsibility. my level of grownup-ness has gone through the roof here.

im really excited, though. i mean, im gonna have a little dude (or dudette) to take care of in 8 months. like, sitting in bed with my gf and the baby, reading little baby books and teaching it words and colors and all that stuff, first steps, first smiles, first words… it sounds perfect, to be honest.

my mom is especially happy about this.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure my future wife… if that happens, and if and when she gets pregnant, i’ll be saying the same thing, “little dude or dudette”

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont want to know until its born, but i know that once i can know, ill want to know so bad

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

the sex of the child, that is

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oh without a doubt dude, haha

crazy… my roommate went through a somewhat similar experience, but at 22 years old… come on

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

22 is a little too young to be a father. Britney is 23, but I’m 27, we’re not talking a couple of 22 yr old parents who havent even grad’d college yet

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta have a career and a means of supporting the child

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents are 17 and 19 years older than me. Wonder how that happened.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Take it that’s something you dwell on quite often?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in the least. I didn’t even know it was abnormal until my friends reacted oddly in grade school. I like having younger parents.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re young, and hip! Yea, im 22, dads like… ummmmmm 57? haha

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 23 when my father died, who was 66.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

20 when my mother died, who was… 51

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

our parents were the same ages when we were born… having kids later is becoming more of a trend, i think

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i think a good age to have a family is mid-late 20s

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

old friends from high school or college i talk to these days, who dont already have a family, keep saying “I thought i’d be married with 5 kids by now”, so i see your sentiment.

in reality, there’s no timetable, so people just dont see any rush (and neither did i, as you know it just kinda happened and i went with it)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, i see that. i think i kinda want to be somewhat young when i have kids, like after we get settled and have a job, live together for a while.

That’s gonna be an experience, living together

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

you ever lived with a gf before?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

umm… if you think her staying over at my apartment for like… 3 straight nights every week…

never really cooked for her because shes picky.

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, no, doesn’t qualify.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NO SHIT

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like PiKA is gonna be on here raging like bondslegend once he moves in with his girl.

I’ve lived with 2 gfs for 1+ year each, and I even lived a bitter 2 weeks with my ex-wife after we split up.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, I’m just playin’. sort of.

Living with a chick is like a test, but there’s no study guide. Just remember to leave the toilet seat down, and used to cleaning the bathroom.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, hence my life, LIKE A TEST BUT NO STUDY GUIDE… but just had a conversation with my girl, told her she has swag, and she doesnt know if she has that or not…

i just told her, yea you have swag, just don’t act like those chicks that throw themselves at guys at school, like some of our friends

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU FUCKIN MISSED IT DUDE

Bondslegend and i would go toe to toe on twitter, but we wouldn’t ever bitch at eachother here because we supposed to keep it docile here.

Damn dude, yea, i mean, it’s almost a given you should live with your girl before you do anything like have a kid or get married

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, forget bondslegend. he doesnt have anything to complain about anymore now that Giants won WS

as for the gf, technically, I’m living with her before we have a kid. depends on how you define “have a kid”, lol. hell, I’ve only known her for one month, but what a month it’s been.

It’ll be all good, you livin with her. You seem to have been with her for a while, and know her ins and outs (no pun intended). You know what she likes and doesnt like, shouldn’t be too hard. Just learn how to cook meals

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that why he isn't here anymore?

Also, there is an old saying “You don’t know somebody until you live with them.”

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OH REALLY??? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?!?!

and he’s not here cuz he’s workin quite a bit

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners… Wild… TWOLVES… that’s bout it… occasionally his job…

Hey, doesnt really matter how long you been with a girl, it’s knowing if she’s good for you and you’re good for her, and you guys are comfortable together.

28 months… yea, it’s been a while… and i definitely know what she likes!!! hehehehehe, but… what she doesnt like? ummm… i’ll remember that on the fly… i am a master cook yo

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i am a master cook yo

you just said you’ve never made her a meal? you’d better learn fast what she doesn’t like, because what she doesn’t like is almost just as important as what she does like when it comes to living together.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Made her chicken cordon bleu… she didnt eat it because she doesnt like that… didn’t know it at the time, i just make pasta occasionally for her… but she just likes eggs, pork sausage, chicken, cheese pizza, quesadilla, sometimes steak… but i can pretty much make anything that comes to mind

Had to do that when i was living in an apartment the past few years… made food everynight for myself…

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

its good to learn to cook for yourself, eating out 3-4 meals a day is expensive in college. hell, i make good money and still dont eat out much.

my money can go to better uses than something I’m just gonna eat

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

shit aint healthy too dude

EXACTLY, buying stuff at your supermarket and organic shit is better for you and cheaper than going out

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i eat oatmeal with blueberries twice a day, so that leaves lunch and dinner, usually buy a sandwich or make PB&J sandwiches, and dinner i cook for myself- steak, fettuccini, etc

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and yeah, eating out is not healthy either. why is the food so good? because its loaded with fat. and i need to stay in shape, being fit may save my life one day

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, FUCK THAT, u dont need to stay in shape, for who?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, FUCK THAT, u dont need to stay in shape, for who?

my job. I’m a firefighter. you have any idea how much gear I have to wear into a fire? Bunker Gear, FTW!! helmet, turnout coat, gloves, SCBA harness, posi pressure mask, PASS, pressure guages, SCBA straps, an airtank bottle fitted on a backpack frame. All in all, 70-80lbs… and that’s without the 50lb hoses I have to carry up stairs

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, there are no fires, the only fire comes from Brian Wilsons fastballs and his beard.

:D

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The only fire is in my pants.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont get it… who would know

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The only fire is in my pants.

You might want to get that checked out.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. It’s mostly figurative.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah it's all good

cuz nobody would know

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

and BOOM

goes the dynamite!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what dynamite does, alright.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

its fizzled on me before, actually

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, usually you can tell if you’re loading up on something fatty from a restaurant. Salt is the hidden killer in my opinion.

by speckops on Jan 30, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Delicious, delicious salt.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey man, if that’s what’s workin for ya? that’s hella good. and that’s pretty much what i do for a day, protein bar for breakfast, quesadilla for lunch, something like pasta for dinner

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, protein shakes. my fav is the GNC berry blend 100% Whey Protein

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmm, stop it!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i just had a shake right now.

god i love that stuff. i can throw in like 100 grams of protein, too.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, lifes good

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha for SURE

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s nice that they’re still middle-aged and have some spark to them. Mom, especially. She and I are like gangbusters.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah my dad is 35 years older than me, mom is 31 (i think, lol)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

…31 years older than me. LOL

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

different times. in todays day and age, being 17 and 19 yr old parents would be tough, I’d imagine

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine it couldn’t have been supremely easy in 1985.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

With Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents still remember the Thompson Twins. The Thompson Twins! How rich is that? LOL OLD

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

None of them named Thompson nor are twins.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My high school class (100 people exactly) had three married couples in it. All of them students in the school, Sierra High.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

my mom likes to tell the story

how that if you were a married girl at her highschool (Peninsula ca. 1960), you didn’t have to take gym class. Presumably so as to keep you from spreading “married secrets” to the other girls???!!

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by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, zen. I remember the same thing. My sister (one year older than I) confirms.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of “married secrets”? sex?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t tell. It’s a secret.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wow. you’d think HS girls in the ’60s were already very aware of the concept of free love

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because Reese Witherspoon totally turned them onto it in the ’50s.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i knew she was older than she looked !!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it wasn’t easy back then, either. but it just seems that it would only get harder being young parents in more modern years

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

EXACTLY!!!!!

pretty much what i told my roommate… and he’s all, “well, if she wants to keep it, then i support her” and i just asked him, dude are you serious about this? This is a life changing ordeal here, you better ask your girl if she’s prepared

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a hard thing to do, and while I generally agree with you, sometimes it works out. One of my best friend’s sisters got pregnant her first quarter of college. Her and her boyfriend (same age) kept the baby, got married, she came back from Central WA and went into to nursing school, he’s working and going to school…so far at least, everything is okay. And the little one is adorable.

Their parents are helping out of course, so that’s a big factor.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i think i analyzed the situation they both are in, not terribly rich at all, neither are the families, but quite frankly, this was bound to happen with them, they never used protection, so whatever.

Basically i didn’t think they had enough money to have the capability to handle being a parent

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes capability is even more important than money when it comes to having a kid.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Do i think they were capable? yea, just wanted them to think bout it a lil more, and not make a quick decision

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i was more differentiating the different between capability and money as it pertains to having a child, then i was saying money = capabilty

some people have a ton of money and are still bad parents

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

without question i agree with this

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a lot easier to be a good parent if you’re not broke, though.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… haha i have no idea what i’m gonna be, altho, i dont have to think bout that for another few years

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of the worst kids I ever taught were children of rich parents. “I ripped up the book? [broke the toy, killed the class hamster] go buy another one!”

Some of the most well behaved, best mannered kids have come from poorer families.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes money spoils kids…. i also thought being an only child makes kids spoiled or bratty…. i’m an only child, however i see some of my friends who are only children much more bratty

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BINGO

rich parents give their kids whatever they want, when they want it, and the kids never learn to earn it themselves

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

EXACTLY

my friend, my big brother in the frat actually, gets what he wants, dad owns Giant Eagle supermarkets out in Ohio and Pennsylvania… so he gets whatever he wants,

He got the iphone 4 by intentionally losing/breaking his iphone 3gs

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt. That said, the data are pretty clear. In the aggregate, having parents below a certain income proxies pretty strongly for poor outcomes.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Middle class families are probably the best bet for a child that has what it NEEDS but knows it wont always get what it WANTS

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of cell phones PiKA, i need to get a little AT&T family plan for me and Brit. I still pay $10 a month to be on my dads 5-phone family plan, lol.

Better than paying $70 for my own line.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SHIT, so you be goin cheap!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, why change my number and pay an extra $60 when i can keep what I got for $10?

that $60 is probably the same $60 I spent the first night I went out with my gf, which means not getting my own phone plan is the reason I’m having a kid. SCIENCE

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, screw it, stay cheap! pretty much what i do, stay cheap when i can.

HAHAHAHAHA

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Parental incompetence is deductible on form 1040-C-PI.

You can summarize the harm done and recapture it yearly over the usual (5/10/15) basis, established regarding your potential at year 18.

High courts have yet to rule on the sum remedy possible for parental malfeasance; yet, the IRS has accepted certain declining balances against virtues. God help us.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i truly hope this is chasm

but can i really deduct my kids on taxes?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dependents increase your exemptions. If your income isn’t too high, there are some tax credits as well.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i doubt i qualify for tax credits

i make $87k/yr, she’ll be in school for the next 2 years so maybe i can write off tuition, etc? then again we’re not getting married for awhile, so I probably can’t write off anything that pertains to her. but the kid will probably be a big exemption. strollers, food, dr visits, etc

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Each additional dependent adds to your exemptions, each currently worth $3,650. Beyond the tax credit, where I think as an unmarried filer you would be limited out, there is a dependent-care credit. It’s pretty weak, though. If your employer offers a dependent-care FSA, that’s usually better. The rest does not offer any tax benefits of which I know. Kids are expensive.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the info

im jotting it all down, i figure my parents will be able to give me a good look at how it all works too, since theyve been thru it.

i dont want Britney to have to worry about money at all (or work), just focus on school til she graduates and the child til he/she can go to preschool, so im taking it upon myself to take care of everything money-wise.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You got child care taken care of?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You can deduct your child’s schooling only to the extent that she demonstrably cannot capitalize her letters or end her sentences, in which case each dollar spent toward changing that can be stated as a deductible asset. Little evidence exists that the IRS seeks eventual profit that justifies expenses of this kind.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You got child care taken care of?

still an afterthought. Brit will be in school, and I work 24 on, 48 off (and so do nurses, what she is studying to be), so we should be able to arrange work schedules so that one of us is home at any given time. so childcare will be sporadic. thats as far as ive thought into it.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

actually i think nurses work 12 hour shifts, so that would be even better

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My conclusion

Kids are expensive and you will financially unreasonable to buying things they need and a lot that they don’t.

Tip: Don’t go crazy with baby clothes. The kid won’t care what he/she is wearing as long as it’s comfortable and he/she will outgrew most clothes before you know it.

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by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a feeling my parents (and possibly hers) will be buying baby clothes like crazy, yknow, relishing in being grandparents. either way, still gonna have to buy clothes too

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A baby Giants beanie can prevent hypothermia in infants.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Only you can prevent hypothermia in infants.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna get a big(ish) jacket, so my kid doesn’t outgrow it for a year. and a big hat, so he/she can keep it for a while.

my gf thinks Timmeh and Posey are batboys because they look too young to play pro baseball, so looks like I’m gonna have to be the one to teach her/him to love baseball.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy and Posey are too hard to shoot for. I say tie kid’s right arm to his body, make him/her throw left handed and side arm, and make him/her a LOOGY

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by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That last part will be important.

Radio broadcasts. Outside. Playing catch. Interrupting Miller and Flem to ramble on about things like the Giants winning the World Series in 2010. =D

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

remember, she likes baseball the most but knows nothing about it

so she says honey, why is the kid tied up? and I say, I want him/her to be a LOOGY!! i’d probably get a very wierd look, a shrug, and she’d walk off.

Radio broadcasts. Outside. Playing catch. Interrupting Miller and Flem to ramble on about things like the Giants winning the World Series in 2010. =D

oh man, so many memories to be made!! I can’t decide if I want it to be a boy or girl.

i can think of a million reasons why each would be better.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Being able to throw a football is a deeply underrated skill. Oddly, there are very few people who do it and don’t look like they’re contorting their shoulders in the process.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

OK. Both of you.

We’re going to start with modeling punctuation and capitalization.

We’ll start tomorrow. And I cut no slack.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

YOu cAn'T tEll Me hOw tO PuNtuAliZe

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to childish attitudes. The introduction couldn’t be more appropriate.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

cAn Me aND mY cHild jOiN tWo fOr OnE deAl?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

No.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe?

learning cursive is the most pointless thing ever. i hope you dont teach that again

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth.

I haven’t used cursive since 5th or 6th grade. When we had to copy that statement out on the SAT I had forgotten how to write some letters.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well, i actually write in a semi-cursive way as it is. my handwriting is regular, but i connect all the letters so i can write faster

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, same here. Connected-print! But that still makes cursive Q’s and Z’s and F’s useless.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, mostly useless. I do know a few people who actually regularly write in cursive.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

so do i. and they drink beer from a glass, not a bottle, hahahaha

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking beer by glass? HOLY SHIT THATS CLASS

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

CLASSY CHILDREN, INDEED

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a fancy pint glass that I got for free with a meal. I drink beer out of it so that it gets used.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand people who can’t be bothered to pour their beer into a glass. Do you also drink milk from the carton?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If I only want a sip, sometimes.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m the only one drinking the milk regularly here.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY NOW

beer from a bottle is my preferred method, if it’s Bud Light. Anything classier (or at a restaurant) comes in a glass.

Sometimes I would drink beer out of a bottle at a restaurant on a date to show off my masculinity. hahahaa

then she’d show me up with a Corona.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I see things like Bud Light more like ‘soda’ than ‘beer’, and even Europeans drink soda from the can these days.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

is that what you told the officer when he pulled you over with 10 empty Bud Light bottles in the car?

it’s SODA, dude!!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont even remember those in cursive. over the coming years im gonna be relearning everything K-12, lucky me!! just in case i missed it the first time.

OH, I can’t wait for Career Days!!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned to write in cursive when I was ~11. I was pretty pissed when I realized no one actually uses it in the US. I think it’s still common in Europe.

by Cookyman on Jan 31, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I use it when I write checks for some reason.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I totally admire your attitude!

You’re going to do just fine. Her dad will come around. Kids can bring folks together.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

u saying all of us as kids brought folks together?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no. that was the alcohol ; )

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhh man! that’s just cold dude, straight cold! haha

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

but funny. LOL

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so! I’m sure once he sees how well I’m going to take care of them, he’ll come around. He’s not gonna like that we’re planning on moving to Monterey, though.

He may see that as me trying to steal his daughter from him.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s often a dad-thing.

She was bound to leave him sometimes. All kids do. He’ll get over it.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine that I’m either going to be waaay overprotective if it’s a girl, or if it’s a boy I’ll let him do whatever he wants in the hope he learns to fend for himself.

so basically, Daddys Girl or Self Sufficient Boy

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, it could be like my dad and me. I ended up being self-sufficient daddy’s girl. I liked it.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is me. Most of the time. ’cept sometimes when it comes to boys.

My mom is the over-protective one.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i think she’s gonna be the one who is more likely to put her foot down- she said her parents were strict, and mine werent, so those might be traits that get passed down (not genetically, but socially)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right, I think we’re all a lot more like our parents than we think.

Makes me wonder what sort of parent I’ll be…’cause my mom and dad are complete and utter opposites.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you separate “a” from “lot.”

But I still wonder who in the fledgling g4l family will insist on writing standards. As you all know, I’m willing to be an asshole about this.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i tYpE hOw I wAnT To

Nah, I can use correct grammer, I just don’t really see the need. When I’m trying to type fast before I lose my train of thought, grammer takes a backseat.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope your grammer has a trust fund.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

she does, but she’s going on 92 now. my grammer is OLD

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to speak up here

This is a damn message board. Perfect grammar shouldn’t have to apply. Don’t be a douche.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I don’t THINK anyone is actually offended. I know I’m not.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE OFFENDED?!?!?!

I’m blowin’ my top over here!!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The repeated and excessive use of “?!” is grammatically incorrect. ;-)

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

!??????!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!??????

IM OFFENDED

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Use apostrophes in your contractions, fool!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

who you callin fool, foolio?!??!!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

To correct a person’s grammar, though, is pretty rude. Correcting someone who uses “text-speak” (i.e. ur instead of you’re or your) is one thing but the other is rude.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So be it. Go ahead and use “text-speak.”

I will occasionally be rude about it. That’s the way of the rooster.

I don’t buy for a second that your precious train of thought is interrupted by care for the mechanics of the language. I can make as little sense as you while still tending to those conventions.

We all generate typos. Those gliches are distinct from the wholesale disregard of standards. Please continue to write in whatever way you wish, but understand that on this forum you might be pointed at.

No, that’s not a preposition.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t the rules now allow ending sentences with those?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i talk fast, and think fast, and typing slows that down, so i usually talk how i think. if im thinking fast about something, i dont bother with the caps, punctuation, etc

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

To me, and maybe only to me, that’s no excuse.

Do you think faster than Grant? Faster than Howie?

Faster than Johnny Disaster? I don’t think so.

No excuse.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, buddy. i never said i did. but on the flip side, you couldn’t say i dont.

you may be taking this a little too personally

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

its the blogosphere

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I know it's the blogosphere,

and no, I’m not taking it personally.

Rather, I’m taking it professionally, as should you.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

a little non-capitalization spices things up.

its not like I’m Mr. Run-On-Sentence

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

A little capitalization makes it easier on your readers.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, okay...

First off, I think everyone tends to think faster than they type. I certainly thought that sentence out faster than I typed it.

Its probably also a fact that everyone can type faster if they aren’t worrying about capitalization, punctuation, spelling, etc.

If I’m trying to write out an idea or a story, I tend to ignore grammar rules and type/write as fast as I can simply so I don’t forget anything or lose track of what I’m trying to say.

So, it’s a trade off. Do you want to spell out a thought quickly before it gets away from you? Does grammar and punctuation actually matter or does it just look nice?

Personally, I try and use capitalization and punctuation when I’m typing for other people, but I’m not going to hold it against someone else if they don’t. I do it mostly out of habit, its not a self-righteous thing.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to ignore grammar rules and type/write as fast as I can simply so I don’t forget anything or lose track of what I’m trying to say

yep

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For text speak, you should be rude. That is lazy typing. I try my best in grammar but it doesn’t always come out right. Mayor got on me for would have (I used would of, rightfully so).

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant is the Mayor now? wow, he rose fast!!

im a lazy typist, i admit. but that doesnt mean my other points arent valid, though. its a combo of factors. sometimes i just dont care to go back and fix it, all these posts get lost into oblivion anyways.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

More people will invest in your points if your typing isn’t “lazy,” as you call it.

Yes, all these posts fall into oblivion.

Even so, here we are now.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah – he’s a’ight. I’ve seen worse. I can at least understand what he’s saying.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Still, it’s true that I do tend to dismiss people that write like my 12 year old niece texts.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i at least spell out words.

i admit that i hate when people are like “so hey what2upto? ill c u @ tha prty l8r” That shit I can’t read.

but my grammar missteps usually come from non-capitalization

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ran a message board and people did that, they get one warning. If they didn’t stop, they get banned.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Johnny’s 12-year-old niece’s texts!!!!

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i would support that banning.

but for infraction non-capitalization, its not a huge deal.

that shit above is felony status. “ill c u @ tha prty l8r” Not if you spell like that, you wont.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I find I must concede this point.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s only rude if you take it too seriously.

This is the forum that blows 50 posts arguing over the merits of different dictionaries. Should it surprise anyone if they get called out for using “alot” instead of “a lot”?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it shouldnt surprise anyone here that someone can be trivial about something, but theres always the Was That Chasm lurking in the back of your head

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like actual Life to me.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t walk up to people In Life and type what I want to say to them.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t either. But I’m in a position to model accurate expression, and I try to do it, sometimes imperfectly, but I continue to try.

I’ll try to tone down the pedantic aspect of my posts, but it won’t go away.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s your perogative, man. I’d actually like you less if you caved on the grammer debate.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and it’s wierd, because sometimes I cap perfectly, then other times i dont cap anything in a post

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

fine, asshole!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH!

what he said!! lol

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet grandparents won’t be strict. The kid will be spoiled, too.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

my parents are probably gonna spoil the shit out of my kid.

as for me and Britney, we havent even begun to talk about how we’ll make our child learn it needs to earn what it wants (that’s something we won’t have to worry about for another 8 years or so).

Until he/she is 4-5, maybe? then he/she will get whatever it needs

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s their right. They’ll allow “alot.” And “very” and “really” in abundance.

Honestly.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

This makes me smile. Its going to be awesome.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

so awesome!! ahh!!! i have no idea what kind of love a guy feels for the mother of his baby, but it’s gotta be a reallllllly great connection

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

=D Woot!!!

Glad things are good. Hopefully Britney’s dad will let up on you after a while!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, for real, hopefully over time he’ll grow on ya bud

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he’s just pissed i knocked up his daughter. thats understandable. he’ll probably grow to like me when i dont go running for the hills when the baby is born, lol

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Yeah, its a dad thing…which I’m sure you’ll soon discover =D.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

what im sayin yo

i mean, think about it, if you were in his position, you’d be a little shocked bout it, little pissed. But over time, it’ll get better

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, give everybody a chance to get used to the whole situation.

At least they’ll learn to pretend to get along if just for the sake of the grandbaby.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So it IS your child.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/A

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we need Maury to come on here?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

its gone too far for it to not be mine, yknow? she’s given me no reason to disbelieve that either

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Still should consider getting the test. Because you don’t want to raise this kid as your own and 5-10 years down the line some other guy comes along and says the kid is his.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

well you're quite the Debbie Downer

after the baby is born, secretly, i will make sure i have half the alelles in common

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all about your rights.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i know

you’re just lookin out for me, but as soon as the baby is born, ill take care of finding out without her knowing i ever confirmed it.

dont want to disrupt what could be calm waters

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWSFG

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I Agree With San Francisco Giants?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So long as they continue to win THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can get behind that.

/TWSS

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn’t his.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s rough

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

my statement still stands

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Trailer for the Torres documentary...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beImAskdyqQ&feature=player_embedded

Its kinda a tear jerker…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I <3 Andres Torres

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

zomg

That part where he was talking about how much he loves the Giants <3 <3 <3

I loves my son.

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by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Teary-eyed Andrés makes me teary-eyed.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderful. I bet the full doc is going to be great.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it is kind of a tear jerker! It looks like this movie is what I was hoping it would be: something that will reassure kids and [in my line of work] parents that it’s okay, you can figure out a way to deal with ADD/ADHD.

We were however disappointed that not once in the trailer did he say “It’s a bless…”

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

"Everyday he wakes up, he reads that article. He tells himself ‘I’m gonna be good, just like Andres.’"

Between this and the teary eyed Giants moment I was crying. Dammit baseball…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Auto-rec’d.

Because I love him.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a rec. <3!!!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And a third.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And a randon Torres highligh

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=5064441

It’s a splash hit from 2009 (Fred Lewis cameo!), but the thing that really makes it is the way Kruk and Kuip react when he hits it.

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by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that man.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Fired up Invader Zim on the Netflix

Insane giggling has begun.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Umm....

imma let you finish… but… Doug was the best show ever back when i was little

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They debuted 10 years apart…

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SO WHAT, Angry Beavers!!! HELL YEA!!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Duchscherer to the Orioles

Durn, I wanted him on the Nats so I could go watch. Oh well.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty sure he’ll make at most 5 starts this year, so you would’ve been hard pressed to see him anyway.

by speckops on Jan 30, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it’s a no pressure situation!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Quote of the weekend

PA announcer last night at the USC-University of Washington hockey game: “Penalty to number 17, Justin Bieber. Two minutes for slashing.”

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

slashing my ear drums

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Some guy on USC’s team’s name is actually Justin Bieber. On one hand, we feel bad for him. On the other, it’s hilarious and we’re making “Bieber Fever” signs.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER SAY NEVER!

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

(I loathe myself right now for even knowing that)

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries, there were previews for that before some quality movies (i.e. No Strings Attached), so no judging.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the preview before Yogi Bear 3D, so I doubly loathe myself right now.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. I’m sorry.

My question is, why would you want to pay to see Yogi Bear, and shell out even more money to see it in 3D?

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the correct answer is “damn kids.”

But yes, I paid $30 for the three of us to see a superly craptastic movie in 3D. It was awful. My kids didn’t even like it, that’s how bad it was.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I think the only two movies I saw when I was part of the under-10 group were Toy Story 2 and Pokemon: The Movie (quality movies, the both of them), so I always forget that kids like to go see movies in theaters too.

Oh, and on the topic of crappy 3D movies, don’t see Sanctum. Saw a special preview screening of it on Thursday and it’s pure crap. Averaged one eyeroll every five minutes, and predicted the exact order that everyone died in. And the 3D sucks too.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

I’m not a fan of 3D in general – usually it’s just gimmicky. It worked in Avatar and, oddly enough, Tangled, but for the rest it just seems unnecessary, aside from charging you for the stoopid glasses time after time.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither. I’m one of those people who gets a headache from it, so I often end up watching more than half the movie without the glasses anyways. Doesn’t make sense to me to spend the $3 extra on the 3D if I’m not going to enjoy it.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!

i was getting destroyed in an Avatar in 3D conversation the other day, everyone said Avatar sucked, and i said it was only good in 3D, in theatres

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by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a thing of beauty to watch in 3D, seriously.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time.

Don’t forget that part.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and only the first time, yes.

it was great in 3D, in theatres, the first time. ill never watch it again

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, stop it.

Next question?

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, i can't imagine the shit he gets during practice and on the ice by

teammates and the other team

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

at least he isn’t in the NFL.

he’d get crushed trying to catch a pass over the middle.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

His name is Tom Brady.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT MESS WITH MY HAIR, MAN!

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, the team is unknown enough that even USC fans don’t really know that his name is Justin Bieber, and it helps that we don’t put names on the back of jerseys pretty much ever.

But I’m sure it gets him girls. I know this one girl who wanted to hook up with him just so she could say that she hooked up with Justin Bieber.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow… had a similar experience at college, my friend came down from OSU, looked exactly like one of the star players from the hockey team Ryan Jones. Every single girl in the bar was all over him, all the guys bought him drinks, and this is while there was a Miami Ohio game… so one dude finally got the point, asking him, “Dude shouldn’t you be at the game?”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s like Um I’m on Injured Reserve, Um, Get Me Another Drink?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YET!!! The game was on locally, so we in the bar getting drunk

next thing you know, Ryan Jones scored… so this idiot kid buys my friend a drink saying, “HOLY SHIT YOU SCORED”

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bieber had his own cheering section of girls at the game, it was hilarious. And since most of the fans went down on the ATO bus (since ATO is the unofficial hockey frat), everyone was absolutely hammered and made the cheering more obnoxious.

Best chant of the evening? SAFE-TY SCHO-OL! clap-clap-clapclapclap

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Alpha Tao Omega?

And mym? What the hell do you expect? Of course they gonna be hammered and obnoxious, try going to a miami hockey game…

And yea, saw your tweets last night… was about to make a USC joke, but it was too easy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, USC’s games are all the way in Anaheim – almost nobody goes to them. The other time I’ve gone nobody was drunk and the stands were pretty much just parents – and it was the USC-UCLA game for the Crosstown Cup. So it was an experience for me to see a bunch of drunk people at a hockey game.

And hey, 23rd best school in the country.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I take it you’ll be going to more games? or what?

Haha, Miami ranked #2 in undergrad teaching! BOOM!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this weekend was the last in the regular season, with the next games being the Pac-8 tournament in Washington. Yeahhh, not going to those. Probably next year I’ll go to more, but they conflict with football, and like hell I’m going to miss USC football, sanctioned or not.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT!!! TRAVEL UP TO WASHINGTON, put some money together and do a road trip!

USC has a good football team with that dude Barkley? The guy that’s supposed to be somewhat ok in the next level?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that weekend is my team’s first game. Yeah, don’t want to miss that, even if I will probably only end up playing 7 minutes or so.

And Barkley’s alright, I guess. He can throw the ball pretty good. I mean, he’s no Alex Smith, that’s for sure.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh, it’s your first hockey game! yea not worth missing. You goalie?

Haha, i mean… Barkley was the top football prospect a few years ago in the country, although i may be mistaken

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I’m a winger, as that’s the easiest skater position, and we only have one set of goalie gear and one of the girls actually played goalie before. But yeah, our first game. It’s against some random women’s rec team, so that should be interesting.

I have no idea how Barkley was ranked before coming to USC, but all facetiousness aside, the guy is an absolute beast. We’re going to miss him when he goes pro, which hopefully won’t be until after I graduate.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Tight… yea, my big is a defenseman, the next Dan Boyle actually. You guys supposed to be any good? i mean, it’s just an intramural league, right?

I dont mind Barkley at all, he looks like a stud on the field too, he should go pro after this season tho, since he will reach Junior status

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA To put it in perspective, we’re not able to do a lot of drills right now since around half the team is currently learning how to skate. I’m probably one of the best learning-how-to-skaters, and I still don’t know how to stop. There are a few girls who are good (one girl was playing D-II until she transferred to USC), but mostly we suck. And it’s actually club, but since we’re literally the only women’s college team in the state at any level, we play whoever we can get.

USC QBs tend to stay all four years, so I wouldn’t expect Barkley to turn pro until his senior year. Plus, that’ll be the year that the sanctions are lifted (barring the appeal, of course), so Barkley will finally have a chance to play in a bowl game other than the Emerald Bowl.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You practice much up here at the Tank when you find free time? just go in there and say, “Yea, i’m a USC hockey player, move outta here and let me practice, where’s Niemi so i can school em”

Wait, so you just play like any girls team of all ages then?

DID SANCHEZ STAY ALL 4 YEARS!?!?!?!? i dont even know actually… So yea, Barkley might want to play in a bowl game and stick around to build his stock up

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, nah, I pretty much stick to practicing down here on our on-ice practices. Haven’t really had the chance to go to Sharks Ice at all, and no way have I practiced at the Tank! But yeah, I could totally beat Niemi as long as I go high glove side.

Yup. We were supposed to play a team of middle-aged women last semester on Halloween, but the entire team vetoed that idea since it was Halloween.

I believe he did, but I wasn’t a fan of USC until I decided to go here. And hey, if Luck turns pro next year, then Barkley will have a better shot of being drafted even higher if he turns pro the year after that. So between a bowl game and avoiding Luck, I think he’d want to play his senior season.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

See, that’s just bad that you, a fan, knows this bout Niemi… haha, oh man the sharks are screwed.

Haha, were they worried people would show up drunk to the halloween game? And good thing you didn’t play because of the Giants World Series…. Plus, you allowed to hit people?

Haha, i bet you just can’t wait until Luck is out of Stanford, Locker’s gone from Washington. But Oregon will be a force to reckon with

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11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I do write about the Sharks, so I’m probably a bit more knowledgeable than the average fan. But yeah, pretty much everyone and their mother knows that Niemi has no arms.

And it wasn’t so much everyone would show up drunk as it was on a Sunday, in San Diego, and everyone wanted to go party instead. And yeah, in hindsight it was great that didn’t happen. Didn’t want to miss MadBum be awesome.

Women’s hockey is no-contact, so no.

And yeah. I mean, Harbaugh is gone from Stanford so that’s really good for us, but Oregon is still Oregon. We’ll probably still be in the top three in the Pac-12, but it’d be nice to play spoiler and be the best team in the Pac-12 and cockblock the other teams.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to admit, Niemi’s play has been incredible for a man with no arms trying to play goalie.

Beside, the Sharks’ biggest problem is their lack of offense.

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by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It really has been. He should win the Masterton Trophy.

I’d honestly blame it on the lack of defense, tbh. If the forwards don’t feel comfortable with the defensemen, they take fewer risks, leading to fewer goals. And then the defensemen don’t help with the offense because they’re just worried about playing defense.

That, and Pavelski’s shooting percentage is ridiculously low and he should probably have twice as many goals as he does now based on career averages.

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Niemi has no pythons? WHAT?

obviously everyone would rather go party and shit… And that’s obvious with not wanting to miss the best game of the world series, that game made me just fist pump the whole time.

WHAT THE HELL! WHY NO CONTACT, actually you cant do that in the D league at miami either.

GOOD LUCK WITH UNIVERSITY OF SPOILED CHILDREN DOING WELL IN SPORTS MYM!!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

im still mad about the nat’l champ game. Oregon should have won

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

screw off, they suck

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

screw you. Oregon 4 lyfe!!! LOL

until they redo college football playoff system, its not that big a deal.

i’d like to see a bracketed system

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by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY, SUCK IT, UR TEAM LOST, GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

OREGON CAN SUCK IT, GO MIAMI OHIO, call me the next time they are the biggest turn around team in football

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

were they? Oregon = West Coast, that’s about all i have invested in it. I was just rockin your boat.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… went from 2-10 to 10-4

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this out of context and thought you were talking about steering wheel positions.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

SIX AND SIX, MOTHERFUCKER

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT AINT RIGHT HOWIE, THAT JUST AINT RIGHT

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don’t usually drive like that. The level of wheel control just isn’t ideal. I will do, like, 12 and 7. 12 and 7 is awesome.

Alternately, 12 and 5, depending on which direction I most recently turned.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i drive at 12 or 6. either or, but never both.

need the other hand to shift.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

’cept it translates over to automatics too. Drives my mom mad because I almost never have more than one hand on the wheel…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

’cept it translates over to automatics too. Drives my mom mad because I almost never have more than one hand on the wheel…

if I’m not driving my M/T Honda, when i drive my truck or gfs car, both of which are autos, i do that too. drive with one hand on the shifter, for no reason. force of habit, i suppose

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I should learn how to drive one of those whatchajiggers where the car doesn’t shift for you one of these days.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What about

a knee at 6 and the two hands trying to put ketchup on a burger?

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by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

then an accident occurs

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

is the burger blocking the view?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s blocking the view of the fries and the coke.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

then i'll be in the bathroom for the rest

of the night

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

word. hamburger+fries+coke= feel like shit

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit occurs

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

but more so on burgers and fries than the rest

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

for real

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, yea, likewise, usually 9 and 2… or 6 and nothing

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of a few years ago when the Colorado women’s basketball team had two players named: Brittney Spears and Whitney Houston.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised no question of...

USC and Washington have hockey teams?? (I know it’s a club sport for Pac 10 areas)

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s club. And they’re both part of the Pac 8. USC won the Pac 8 last year, but Washington looks to be the best in the conference this year (like, they beat Oregon soundly, who is normally the best team year after year).

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by mymclife on Jan 30, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

USC certainly does.
When I lived in Long Beach, the CSULB-USC games were some of the best nights of the year.

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OT Paranormal activity 2

these movies freak me out

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

Giants Baseball freaks me out

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

paranormal activity 3: gigantes edition

theres torture
and its coming from inside of the house

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

theres no more torture. ironic, isn’t it? that Torture motto finally catches on mainstream, and the Giants didn’t once make the WS torture.

Good thing the whole “no championship in 50+ years” was a good fallback for the Torture motto, cause if we’d won it all in 2002, it would have looked lame in the WS this year. If that all makes sense

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda wish the Toroture motto had never gone mainstream at all. It was our own little joke, that meant its own thing to different people…and then the non-Kruk/Kuip media got hold of it and suddenly everyone was complaining about us complaining too much when that didn’t really have anything to do with it in the first place. Ugh.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i hear ya. the media didnt even get the whole Torture thing right, anyhow. It’s cause we played in all these 1-0 games, or 1 run games. It was a newer tagline, not 54 years of torture or whatever.

And the idiots with all the signs that said “End the torture today” in Game 162? I say Keep The Torture Going!! When the torture ends, its because the season is over

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. It was the one runs games and the losing one-hitters. That’s all it was.

But no, then you had people digging through game records going “Ha! Our team had more one run games than your team! Neener, neener!”

K, well…good for you? Your announcer didn’t come up with the tagline. Shut up and mind your own business.

And it got even worse when they tried to spread it over 54 years…because even then it would have had nothing to do with having x number of losing seasons in a row or any of the crap people were again digging out of record books. It would have been about coming close, very close, repeatedly, and never making it. Hmmph.

/gets off soap box/

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

your sig could be considered SF Torture, but in a more historical sense than Duane intended when he coined it.

nice soapbox, btw

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! I knew that sig would come in handy someday! =D

And thanks. I tried. Ranting about the media is a daily thing for me…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

people really get caught up in ranting about the media. There’s this girl on facebook that i ended up having to block because she was cookin’ my feed up with a million political.media.advocate website links a day

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

come to think of it, ive blocked a lot of people off my FB feed. they just werent worthy. and ive blocked off people being able to write on my wall, so someone doesn’t say anything about me and Britney and the baby (because some people I don’t want to know about it- they’re lurkers)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, my facebook is just one big mess. People from middle school, people from high school, people from college, teachers, family, people I met in other countries. But I’ve entirely given up using it for anything remotely important, and I hardly ever scroll through the news feed…so junk just builds up.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a good 85% of the people I’m friends with are blocked. I can only read so many inspirational quotes and angsty song lyrics from people who annoy me.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask that here and you’ll get a ton from people you don’t like.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless….

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

im with ya there. someone will post some song lyrics, and everyone is like “dude I SOOOO KNOW exactly what you mean”.

or my friends will hack my FB password and post a bunch of stupid statuses about “needing cream for my hemmorhoids”

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, man, hemorrhoids are no laughing matter.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

all 200 friends of mine on FB thought it was.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that might be taking it a bit far…=P.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

well i just dont want everyone knowing about us having the kid. ive only told some select friends, and you folks here.

im waiting a while on letting the world know- ive got a crazy ex-gf who would send me crazy messages every day if she knew.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, was talking about crazy media girl, not you :). I don’t blame you for not shouting anything from rooftops yet. Give it time.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, give it time. gotta wait til im in a groove.

crazy media girl is gonna end up in a psych ward soon, i bet. the news makes her crazy, she’s convinced its all a lie.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS GIRL IVE KNOWN FOR 1 MONTH IS PREGNANT AND WERE HAVING A KID!!

oh man, that’d bring out the crazies on my FB

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What defined “torture” to me was that one at bat from Kaz Matsui when Wilson threw 15 or so pitches.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

and then winning a World Series. Watching MadBum mow ’em down, Texas style, was horrendus :)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wow that movie was dont a lot better than other scary movie sequals

did a real nice job connecting to the first movie and everything
saw franchise take note

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Saw franchise should just stop.

by Natto on Jan 30, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they already release “The Final Chapter?”

Not to say that they can’t go back on their word with that one.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Scary Movie sequels weren’t very good.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Paranormal Activity fucking sucked.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave it one star on Netflix, and then I gave it a review complaining about how I couldn’t go lower than one star.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not exactly true. I did give it one star. But I didn’t do the other thing. I hate those people. I give them one star in life.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i actually found the first one quite good

but i think its a lot like cloverfield in that it needs to be seen in the theatres to be effective

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Jan 31, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a lot like Cloverfield in that I hate everyone on screen.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Ice cream.

Now.

I don’t care if it’s 10:30.

DON’T JUDGE ME.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:35 PM PST reply actions  

You really didn’t have to share that. Now I want some too.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HAVE SOME.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

*sniff* Unfortunately my apartment is distressingly deficient in ice cream right now.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer.

/pours out a drop of melted ice cream for non seq

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Like soda, I try not to buy ice cream for myself. I’m less successful on this front, but still pretty successful.

My diet seems to be compensating somehow, though.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Klondike bar . . .

and brandy.

I call it “dinner.”

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

gallo, the period inside the quotes of dinner is gramatically incorrect.

it is “dinner”.

:) :) :)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the ’don’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs’ aphorism appropriate when referring to GdC?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

It’s the standard in American English. Punctuation marks belong inside the quotes.

by Cookyman on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

True, in most cases, and certainly in the one above. Maybe g4l isn’t a standard American.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 31, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

are you serious? damn, I thought I had you there :)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry. I make plenty of mistakes.

Fucking juiced ball bullshit.

by gallo del cielo on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

im having coffee, so fuck it

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

coffee ice cream or just coffee?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t tell me what to do to your coffee.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, WANNA BET?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

did you win the last bet PiKA? but you won nothing because Howie lost immediately?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now i think we are even, i won the Alex Smith bet

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no, I think Alex Smith lost that bet. Doesn’t matter what it was about.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Done.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure can tell you what to do with your coffee, AND YOU WILL

HA! :)

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

pregnant cravings?

oh, im gonna have to deal with that too. good thing safeway is open 24/7

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA, HAVE FUN

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

One word: fruit.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

With my first kid I could not get enough fruit. I made fruit salad by the ton and ate it three times a day.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

When pregnant my wife would sometimes stop talking midsentence and follow her nose like a demented bloodhound wherever it led. Almost always, it led to fruit. Usually very delicious fruit, nectarines and tomatoes and tangerines and really anything. I miss that: now we sometimes buy fruit that looks and feels good, but tastes blah. Back then, her nose never failed us.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah – the pregnancy super power of enhanced smell. It was awesome, and often horrible.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

is that real? i’ve heard myths

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting. maybe i could rent her out to the Border Patrol agency to sniff cars for drugs to make a little extra cash.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST KIDDING.

ill bet some dude actually has tried this though

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

my wife would sometimes stop talking midsentence and follow her nose like a demented bloodhound wherever it led. Almost always, it led to fruit

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

forgot to say

hahahahaha- that is hilarious. just painted a picture with that one

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing I’d like to do in life is do a canvas painting myself that I’m actually willing to frame and hang.

It looks like dancing frog in the sky because it's green.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I once traded three old-style Model M keyboards to a crazy woman in Canada for a portrait of my wife.

It’s not bad, though it is identifiably painted by a schizophrenic.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

schizo’s always make the best conversation… for themselves

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well considering I’m up working and don’t expect to be done anytime soon, I am more power to you!

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
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by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god no.

Chocolate with hot fudge, of course.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jan 30, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Durian anything is awful unless you are trying to drive everyone else out of the room.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always been vaguely tempted to get Durian bubble tea…

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

by Ceora on Jan 30, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife loves durian shakes.

For those who does not know, durian smells like a gas leak, which is supposed to mimic rotten cabbage and meant to immediately alert people of a dangerous situation.

Matt Cain: 38th Best Starter at Best
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jan 30, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Not sure what i should do...

got an opportunity to fly back to Miami Ohio in a few weeks, since i have a few other friends doing the same thing… only thing that worries me, is that i probably should save some money and just chill and wait until i get a job

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

i have one free ticket to cincy

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

do it. remember when i told you that if there is no real reason you have to be out here, that you should just stay in Miami and be with your girl?

well, go back, and enjoy time with her, and look for jobs out there

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well.. i checked with dad, and i was wrong the free ticket is by southwest… haha, oops… but it’s 238 from SFO to Cincy… and i think i could stay with my friend… or at the pick house… girlfriend lives in a dorm, which isn’t gonna happen since her bed too small

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, how old is your gf? still in a dorm room with 2 other girls?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

turning 21 by the time i get there...

still in a dorm, she’s a junior, she chose not to live outside the dorms for some reason… rooms with one other girl

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, ok. thought you had some jailbait on your hands for a min there.

moving out of the dorms was the best thing I ever did. Really taught me how to live on my own, cause dorms usually involve meal plans, etc, while having your own apt is REAL

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

NO FUCKING SHIT, moving out of the dorms saved my life… can’t wait to live on my own and have a job, get of living with my dad. love it here, but i need to be on my own

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel ya man. i moved back home for a year after college while I did fire academy, and it sucked. I mean, it was nice to be in a big house, and be around my parents cause i hardly saw them for 6 years, but ya gotta move on. Living with parents after college is treading water

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, i mean, it’s life, of course you can go see them as much as you want or talk to them as much as you want if you live close to home too… so i dont find a problem in moving away from home when you get a job and wanting to be on your own

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and parents understand that, completely. its not about you wanting to be away from them, in fact, they probably push you to get out and do your own thing, least mine did. they did feed me well, though.

but i moved on to other things, started volunteering as a FF, got married… i was homeless after the divorce, but still found my own apt and shitty for-the-meantime job- i wouldnt go back there again.

and now, its all worked itself out. i finally got hired on a city dept, got a family on the way, and am crazy happy.

just gotta keep on keepin on, and it tends to work itself out.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 30, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hence? Everything happens for a reason, and look where it got you, through all of that nonsense? It got you to where you are now basically!

And yea, that’s where i’m at, dont have a job, need a job, looking hard, and we’ll see

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole thread is beginning to look like one of those

between pika and grahamcrakalalalalala last year. It just kept going and going.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo… don’t have to be jealous here…

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, jump in the hot tub with us, SFGuy. We’ve got swim trunks on, dont worry.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

he wasn't the only one last time to get pissed

at Graham and i talkin bout music forever

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

well, music < life

most everyone was participating in the discussion tonight, that, and ive seen subthreads around here that are redic long about very, very random things, so most people have no room to talk when it comes to things not being about baseball. its January. what else we gonna do?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

talk about how the giants won the world series?

AY YO SFGUY, what you think bout the giants winning the world series?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

LIES, LIES, LIES

Everyone knows the Yankees won

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth or dare?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, thought it was the Phils

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

SUPER BOWL, BABY

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by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

that's easy

Packers. Ben always finds a way to win, yes, but he’s not THAT great, and he’s already won a few recently. Yes, the Steelers can beat you in more ways than the Packers, but this is the Pack’s year.

Rodgers will eat their secondary, Steelers will still find ways to score, it’ll be close, but Pack will win by 3 or less.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW

I’m not mad with the long thread. I did get a little pissed at you a few days ago in the last thread when you said all Red Sox fans not in Boston are all bandwagoners when I’ve been a fan for 30 years because of Jim Rice was my favorite.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i realize that, and it did not come out the way that i intended it to.

what i meant was, most Red Sox fans that aren’t from Boston originally or have familial ties to there are usually bandwagoners, caused by the 2004 ALCS and their success afterward. Yes, there are some who were actually fans before 2004, but to call a team “yours” when it comes to lovable losers (like Cubs fans- you never see a Cubs fan who isn’t from Chicago or has ties to Chicago somehow) is somewhat interesting. They’re there when they win, but when they lose, nowhere to be found.

I did not intend to insult you, and made that comment while on my way out the door so it wasn’t well thought out. I’ve also had a roommate who was a Sox fan, he only became a fan after 2004 and he is the most impossible person to talk to about baseball. So through my experience, most Red Sox fans are bandwagoners from 2004 that ended up falling in love with the team. If they want to call them their team, they can, but they will be called out on it.

You appear to be a true Sox fan, yet a Giants fan, which intrigues me. How did that come about?

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

As a kid, I kept seeing highlights and games of Jim Rice so I started following his career. Of course, I lived in SF so the Giants were a natural. And because they play in two different leagues, I could root for both.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

oh no, it's happening again

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds reasonable

but the question is who did you root for when the Giants played the Sox this past summer?

I gotta go though, my gf is finally here. take it easy bro

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I rooted for the Red Sox since it was the first time in 6 years I saw them in person.

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by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Warriors basketball, yo

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh

They actually won a game vs, a good team.

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by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

they weren't a good team

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Utah is pretty decent

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by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha, not even OK

without Deron Williams tonight

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

an old buddy of mine is from LA, went to college with him, and he has become a Warriors fan, deserting his formerly beloved Lakers.

Amazing.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Went to college with Derron Williams from Illinois?

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

if you’d told me right after my ex-wife and i split up that 6 months later I’d be hired onto a city dept and have a baby on the way with a great girl, I’d have told ya you’re lying.

Never underestimate how fast life will change. I’ll tell ya right now that 6 months from now you’ll have your own pad, have a job that you love, and you’ll be engaged. Who knows, maybe life has an ever crazier plan waiting. We’ll look back at this post in 6 months, if we’re not too angry about another Coors Field debacle. Thankfully, Timmeh’s perfect game from the previous day will have eased most of the pain of a meltdown.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, i like how you’re putting things into perspective here and thinking positively! And you do bring up valid points, i’ll definitely keep that in mind.

Sending in my peet’s application tomorrow, so hopefully that goes well, as well as applying for a job at the county

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

ya gotta do what ya gotta do, Peets Coffee is just giving you a stepping stool to landing your next job. Gotta have money to get around and have fun while you’re looking for the potential start of your career.

its hard to be pessimistic while im still breathing.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

it’s a stepping stool… not even sure how to be a barista, i know some things, but that’s bout it, make coffee, make a latte

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

being a barista is def not anything above your intelligence, PiKA. dont sell yourself short, even it is a stop-gap to make ends meet while you search down your dream job (or at least get on the stairs for your dream job).

Anyhow, I’ll catch you tomorrow. My babyMama just got here so I got to go. Apparently, a talk with her parents about having a baby take 10 hours : /

I’ll catch you on the flip side, brotha.

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

have fun with that dude

thanks again for the talk… I’ll do what i can with everything for sure!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

for sure, anytime man. stay upbeat

im gonna have fun with going to sleep, that’s for sure. 3 hours of sleep last night dont sit well with me. peace

NASCAR? why would people pay their hard earned money to sit and watch cars go aroud in circles when you can just take a chair and sit in the freeway for free?

by giant4life83 on Jan 31, 2011 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!! get out of here

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 31, 2011 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Flying to airports in Ohio sucks.

/spent 4 years re-routing through Midway, Phoenix, and Vegas

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

TOTALLY AGREE!

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially flying east, because you lose a whole fucking day to airplanes and airports.

Give me my three hours back, you assholes.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, the flights i’ve seen have 1 stop, $238 to Cincy from SFO… not too bad actually.

But the loss of time sucks

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cincy airport is terrible. O’Hare is, obviously, awful. I don’t mind Denver so much.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it baseball season yet?

I think we’re all really bored considering all of the discussions above. Hell, even I am looking forward to an exhibition baseball game on TV. After the Super Bowl, there is NOTHING sports wise until baseball season (maybe a little March Madness).

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2011 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

NO ITS NOT, SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH THE SUPER BOWL AND BASKETBALL

Whatever happened to Brock Bond, with his .311 BA? Oh well, sigh, always goin to be my adoptive son!
11/1/2010 if you dont know what occurred on that date, we got issues.

by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be chopped

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/1/31/1965519/how-hubie-brooks-made-me-throw-imaginary-cash-at-a-corporation-that

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 31, 2011 12:34 AM PST reply actions  

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