The Most Epic Giants Video Ever. Period.
Fair Warning : Watching this video may cause you to eat lightning and crap thunder.
I thought Episode two was my best work. I was wrong. This is A Tale of Two Cities -- Episode Three, but it really isn't. There was so much amazing that there simply wasn't room for story telling. This is just straight up awesomeness wrapped with Bacon, dipped in butter, and deep fried with gravy. That is how good this is.
I put in over a hundred hours into this project. I had an absolute blast. Hopefully, you will enjoy it as well. There is a special message at the end for all you non-Giants fans who just happen to read this site.
Anyways, Enjoy the video. Turn up the volume. Trust me. Don't forget to Rec this shit. It only takes one click.
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Thanks, jct.
Kruk: "and the Giants, the San Francisco Giants…"
Kuip: "They got one…"
Kruk: "World Champs."
- November 1, 2010
by j14 on Jan 2, 2011 9:48 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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One for post, one for comment.
Thanks, jct.
List of song names/descriptions, please? I, and maybe some others, would appreciate it.
I broke down at the Uribe home run, and I loved the Guerrero strikeouts.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
I'm sure that you now wish to immediately go and vote for him in the Community Prospect Lists.
sounds like everything, except for the song during the parade was from the rocky 4 soundtrack
The last song was not cheesy enough for that movie.
Passgas is pretty much correct
Fanfare for Rocky — Rocky OST
Training Montage — Rocky IV
Going The Distance — Rocky OST
Hearts On Fire Movie Version — Rocky IV
Drago Entrance — Rocky IV
Soviet Anthem (3rd Verse)
War (Movie Version) — Rocky IV
Final Song is the main theme from Forest Gump.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The soundtrack itself bring back memories
I used to play it on my walkman while lifting for high school football.
To think all those synthesizers got me all pumped up. Ahh, the 80’s.
Holy fuck am I old.
Thank you kindly.
Stands to reason I only remembered the very last one, as I have not watched any Rocky movies but have watched Forrest Gump.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
I'm sure that you now wish to immediately go and vote for him in the Community Prospect Lists.
I like brass.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 3, 2011 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
Fuckin fuck
Makes me want to cry that I barely was able to watch any of the World Series. Or that I was not able to go to the parade.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 2, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions
For the parade.
Me too :(((
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
I'm sure that you now wish to immediately go and vote for him in the Community Prospect Lists.
Me too
I was gonna go but there was no parking at the damn BART station
"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 2, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
Frightened about eye injury, little man?
I’ve got your eye injury right here.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 3, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
You left out the part where Pablo chased the chickens around
but otherwise ridiculously awesome video. I liked the part when the Giants won the World Series
let pablo buffet
by varsity shortcut on Jan 2, 2011 10:31 PM PST reply actions
End of story.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 2, 2011 10:55 PM PST reply actions
The Russian Anthem montage was breathtaking. Well done.
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
just one question,
Who is the ESPN douchebag in the voiceover that was wetting his panties over cliff lee?
Can we email this to him so he can suck on it hard?
Karabell?
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
I think it was Howard Bryant
Which is a shame, because that guy is normally very very good. Better than ESPN deserves. As Giants/Bonds fans, everyone here should read his book Juicing the Game.
I absolutely loved the inclusion of all that bad forecasting, JCT.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Fortunately, it was not Howard Bryant
It was Karabell. To be fair, I specifically edited parts where he threw himself at Cliff Lee. He was not a GIants hater.
The other guy was Seth Everett. Both taken from ESPN baseball today podcast.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh good.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
So young. So talented. So goddam . . .
shut yo mouth
. . . just talkin’ bout jct.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 3, 2011 12:19 AM PST reply actions
BUSTER AIN’T HAVIN’ IT!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
the rest of baseball can GTFO
we have the best staff in the league, and they are all under 28…..
let’s get another one, or two, or three
HUMM BABY, GO GIANTS
Trade Sabean/jk...Fire the dorks...
i really do believe
we have entered the GOLDEN AGE OF SF BASEBALL
Trade Sabean/jk...Fire the dorks...
by Regulus on Jan 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Your beliefs have nothing to do with it
It has been cemented as fact
"Today I flew the most poorly dressed bad-ass that has ever entered my jet. And he borrowed my pen to do a cross word puzzle." - robotsapproach on Brian Wilson.
Your other ones were good and fun
But this was flat-out professional. Amazing job.
Great choice of music Jct!
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
** Offer not valid for Dodger fans. . .
. . .my favorite part
by betterthanbochy on Jan 3, 2011 12:29 PM PST reply actions
Mine was Barry Bonds with the funky music going
"Today I flew the most poorly dressed bad-ass that has ever entered my jet. And he borrowed my pen to do a cross word puzzle." - robotsapproach on Brian Wilson.
Author, author!!!
jctGamer, that was better than excellent, better than fabulous. You had me laughing out loud at the Zito-Lincecum thing, and tearing up at the Renteria flashback and the Forrest Gump parade. And I just loved the “You can’t win!” part from Rocky.
The pacing was terrific. Beautiful NFL slo-mo zooms. Great Ken Burns still pans. Excellent use of effects and music. Just when the Rocky thing was getting old, you go away from it, then come back later. So much stuff today is too choppy… I really admire the pace of this.
Easily the best sports fan edit I’ve seen. Probably the most amazing fan edit of any type, along with some of the more brilliant trailers for hypothetical movies.
I’ll put this on my phone along with the other two and watch whenever I get a few minutes.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
The sense of narrative is great. Zito as Apollo Creed – the mentor that never gets to the promised land – had me cracking up.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 3, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Hey man I really do appreciate that.
I’m not a professional video editor by any stretch of imagination. Heck, I don’t even know how to use masks properly in Premiere Pro / AE. I just try to do the best I can to describe how I felt about this playoffs run, mix in some music and some graphics and tell a story.
The video itself isn’t what’s great. It’s the story and how it touched us through out this magical journey that is great.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Nah
There’s a lot of ways to tell the story. Yours was quite deliberate.
Film editing is a decent career, but of course by no means an automatic one.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
brought a tear to my eye.
"Today I flew the most poorly dressed bad-ass that has ever entered my jet. And he borrowed my pen to do a cross word puzzle." - robotsapproach on Brian Wilson.
Yo Mrs. Burns...
That got me. The dam broke wide open for me right there.
You, sir, are an artist. A grateful world of Giants thanks you.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Great, Just Great.
We spent a little more money than the other teams mentioned in your finale, so they may take that personally. Besides that I thought it was great, not awesome, but great.
Welcome!
Not with open arms, but welcome.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 3, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
I'll hug him . . .
but I’ll keep my legs together. I think that prudent.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 3, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
Epic, epic, epic, epic, epic!
Also, wrecked.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Awesome stuff.
I wanna cry all over again. Wehre did you get all the parade footage? I’ve been looking for a DL link for it.
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
A gentleman never tells.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 3, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Why am I waiting to hear the
Most interesting man in the world jingle?
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
I actually got chills
This is the Abbey Road of fan videos. Your title is not an exaggeration.
Thanks! I hope you guys are not taking the title and what I wrote in the fanpost seriously.
It’s there mostly just to take up 75 words. Like my rants I tried to be as over the top as possible in the title / fanpost body. It’s my schtick!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Jct,
Will you marry me?
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
A/S/L ?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
A gentleman never tells.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 4, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
Dude
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jan 3, 2011 5:55 PM PST reply actions
Fucking A, man.
Fucking A.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 3, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions
Well explained, L & P.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jan 3, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
Really great
So many unusual shots that I have no idea where you got them.
Might there be a small sequence error at the end of game 4. At 12:10 Wilson throws strikeout to end game, next scene at 12:23 shows Bumgarner throwing a strikeout? Perhaps they were reversed for artistic value?
That was on purpose. I highlighted the strike outs by Vlad to show just how silly he looked against Bumgarner. It was a “but wait, there’s more!” bonus clip.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I picked up on that, wasn’t confused. FWIW
by The Double Deuce on Jan 3, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
Fucking awesome
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Oh man that was awesome
The only thing that could possibly make this better is if you were somehow able to change the video american flags in Texas stadium to the soviet union flag when the Soviet national anthem comes on.
But seriously this is your best effort. Congratz on a job well done!
Next step in video editing : Learn how to use video masks properly in Premiere / AE. That’s part of my resolution for this year.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yes. Very much yes. The Lee/Drago parallels were perfect.
You need to get this guy to score something original for your videos, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_DiCola
Also, at around 19:20, you have a shot of Renteria’s homer from the side. There are a bunch of rally towels, and then…there aren’t. With about two or three seconds more of the beginning of that shot, that could be the greatest .gif of all time. Of all time!
WTF seriously they gave DiCola a Razzie for the the Rocky IV soundtrack? That’s blasphemy. My God.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
the epitome of 80's cheesy music.
Its no wonder commercials are starting to reference them now. The sad thing is, that most of the TV audience is too young to understand why its so funny.
It reminds of the movie ‘Boogie Nights,’ where Mark Wahlberg’s character is trying to make the transition from porn to a music career. The song he comes up with has got to be one of the worst ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9Bng7NPPY
I thought that song was just a joke. I had no idea that it was a real 80’s song until my five year old started watching a old transformers cartoon and heard it playing during an action sequence . Why do I bring that up? I believe Dicola wrote that song.
and if he didn’t, he can certainly take credit for the other horrible songs on that cartoon soundtrack. They make you feel like an airbrushed camaro is going to crash through the living room wall at any moment (or should at least run over me to put me out of my misery).
Of course it is cheesy in retrospec, but that can be said of any era
I think 20 years from now our kids will look back at the lyrics : “FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!” with a grain of “WTF?”
I have an affinity for movies like Top Gun or Rocky IV. The parallel that I draw in this generation is Independence day. Yeah you could say that it shamelessly gives the audience exactly what it wants, but hey, I’m watching these flicks to enjoy 2 hours of “FUCK YEAH AMERICA.”
The greatest moment in American sports history is not the miracle on ice, it is when Rocky Balboa knocked out Ivan Drago in the 15th round.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The parallel I that i draw in this generation is anything with vampires
Our kids will be saying, “what the hell was going on with all those fucking vampires? You guys are dorky goth turds, go eat some meat and get some sun”
(hey I’m already saying that now.)
You have to admit, the 80’s were special, and because everything was so over-the-top back then, it makes for very easy jokes. Just think about it— big hair, glam rock, heavy metal, rock ballads, miami vice blazers, breakdancing, michael jackson jackets, early MTV, you name it. As maverick would say, it’s a ‘target-rich’ environment.
The louder the fashion statement, the easier it is to make fun of years later (or even sooner if its bad enough). Back then it was cool, but today its looks more like peopleofwalmart.com.
Cheesiness can be used to refer to any decade, but the 80’s is its pinnacle.
It’s okay, we can just tell them Rage Against the Machine sucks. It’s not like we’d be lying.
Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)
You might not be lying, but you'd be wrong
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
While Vince DiCola was responsible for much of the music in the original animated Transformers movie, “The Touch” I’m pretty sure was all this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
Hey, don’t knock Stan Bush — his guitar shoots laser beams.
my bad, the wikipedia page on vince dicola lists him as receiving an award for bush's song.
I tried looking up the award, but is must be so awesome, that it’s kept a secret from us.
The Zito/Paully bit was the best thing I have ever heard/seen.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Wait...
the Giants put 8 runs on Cliff Lee…
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Lets play the word association game with "Matt Cain"
I go first.
“Zero”
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Third
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Maddison Bumgarner is Awesome.
So, Awesome.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Oh Hey, a liveblogging of my video
My life is now complete :O
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
This is exactly what happened.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
**Offer not valid to Dodger fans
Made my life :)
This video was the best of the three! I loved the KNBR calls throughout-those make any highlight video just that much better. In all, a very happy 23 minutes
Props.
Tearjerker
Luckily I have a box of tissues next to my bed, for situations just like this.
"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?
I’ve got a box too, for other jerking situations.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Like this?

and the tissues are to wipe the sweat off after an intense dance session right?
"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?
by Scooter Ellis on Jan 4, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Just watched it again...
Crying again…
Timmy, in the parade, saying “thank you”.
Also, Madison Bumagarner. And Buster Posey. And Freddy Sanchez. And Matt Cain. And…everyone.
I love this team.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
I was just smiling and loving it
and then the renteria flashback thigy. God damn you! IM A GROWN MAN DAMMIT!! I can’t have people seeing me like this!
THIS IS SO FANTASTIC OH MY GOD. Thank you thank you thank you for making this. Thank you.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
THINGY!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Thank you for watching this Thingy
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It took me a while to get to watching all three of these videos, and they are truly fantastic. I can’t rec them enough.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Jan 6, 2011 9:39 AM PST reply actions
This was real good, but I still felt like the NLCS video was a bit better, with the Sabean/Spider-Man section, and the editing of game action to “Gonna Fly Now” (especially the section with all the relievers getting outs in Game 6) — really got my blood pumping, you know?
Overall, a terrific series.
I just watched Parts I, II, and III...
Rec’d like a Ferrari Enzo driven by Eddie Griffin!
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
Fantastic work.
Some of those shots have great camera work, and I’m really curious to know where you got them from. For example, the pregame shots from Game 5 where the bus is pulling up and our heroes are walking into the stadium, with the moving pans behind Romo, and Timmy. Given that it’s all from pre-recorded footage, you do an amazing job of keeping the camera work from getting static, and staying true to the narrative. Major, major kudos.
It’s really obvious that this is a labor of love, and I’m glad that it’s something you feel you can be proud of. You should be.
The Giants won the 2010 World Series. Your argument is invalid.
Et tu, Ribe?
It just feels right:
Don't Trade Monta
Bush is on Fire!
Huff likes it raw
by JohnnyDangerously on Jan 8, 2011 10:53 PM PST reply actions
I don't know whether to cry or masturbate
Also: I’d never noticed the little bat flip from Posey when he hit the drive to RF that Cruz caught in Game 5. He clearly thought it was out.
The thong is, it happened.
You can do both
I don’t know whether to cry or masturbate
Aaron King, please pitch better.
McC Wiki - for all you newcomers out there.
Finally watched this
There were so many things I wanted to comment on, but I didn’t because I wanted to keep watching it and now everything’s blurred into an indescribable mass. Suffice it to say it was brilliant.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

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