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Post-game thread: Giants score runs for Cain, hit four home runs at Petco; FAA confirms plague of locusts heading toward farm belt

Every Giants fan kept hearing things like, "The Giants are going into San Diego again, but it’s a different Giants team this time." And I kept thinking, so what? Even if the names change, the freaky Petco malaise should stay the same.

Mike Murphy: Okay, so here’s your uniform.

New Giants Player: Great, thanks.

Mike Murphy: Here’s your Giants hat.

New Giants Player: Cool. Looks good.

Mike Murphy: Here’s a coupon for 10% off of Beach Blanket Babylon tickets.

New Giants Player: Uh, thanks.

Mike Murphy: And here’s a bag of powdered suck. Please, don’t open that until you play the Padres.

New Giants Player: Uh. I’m pretty sure I don’t want that.

Mike Murphy: Yeah, I’m not sure why we give that out. Still, take it. You know, just in case.

And then there were dingerz. Aubrey Huff hit one 647 feet to just clear the center field wall. Juan Uribe did the same. Buster Posey hit one in the second deck, and Pat Burrell hit one in the 74th deck. It was beautiful.

Matt Cain.

Was it a "statement game?" I don’t know if those exist. Maybe the statement was "We will not get swept, and Matt Cain is awesome." Then, yeah, it was a statement game. And, lo, the statement was good. But there’s still a lot of work to do. One win in a four-game series would be a pretty dismal outcome.

 

But, hey, the gnashing of teeth would have been audible in Delaware if the Giants had lost tonight. Huge win. Beautiful win. More of these, please.

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Rinse, repeat 3 more times please.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Always repeat.

/Homer

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute — I was going to say that!

by wcw on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Matt Cain!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big MC

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy Cain

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ain’t no half-steppin’

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew. Thomas. Cain.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 FIELDER!!!

j/k

MATT EFFING CAIN!!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Fucking Cain

Holy Shit.

sorry, PR!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

r-r-r-r-r-rec’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Motherfucking Cain

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must say that I agree with this statement

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucking Snakes Out of Motherfucking Cain

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 10, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain, Matt

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always surprises me...

How much they HATE Cain on gas lamp ball. Nice game Matt.

by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that game.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s not s’ing each other’s d’s just yet

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s not start

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what you were going for with the picture?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

i didn’t think you were propositioning me or anything. just wanted you to know that the reference was noted and appreciated.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think you specifically. I just pictured the suggestion getting out of hand. It’d look like some sort of Roman debauchaparty in here.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea what this conversation is about.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, like every other conversation on McC?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

besides the llama ones

by sfoakbay on Sep 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Llamas are totally into oral sex.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You left out:

“, gets into his car, and drives to the closest Llama ranch”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you know that teh AZN are into Alpaca’s not Llamas!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

So wheres the Roman debauchaparty in here?
/slicks back hair and fixes collar

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, we’re on to phase 2

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

dregarx likes this

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Ross needs to start everyday.

Good news is, he should at least start tomorrow against a LHP

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So will Rowand over Torres.

/bork’d

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hasn't started in a million years

this is good. But I imagine this line up tomorrow

C-Whiteside
1B-Posey
2B-Sanchez
SS-Renteria
3B-Uribe
LF-Burrell
CF-Ross
RF-Huff

/LOL Defense

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry-I'm a masochist

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Fights the temptation, but cannot withstand.
//Tentatively raises hand.
“I’m a sadist…”

by WesHanson on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly would be glad to see panda out for rent though :(

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bench Panda?

That sadly makes sense

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Sep 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross looks terrible at the plate right now. I get it, everyone hates Guillen, but Ross has done nothing to justify more playing time.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's had 32 PA's

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also drawn some walks in big spots, which is not a terrible thing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He beat out that infield hit that facilitated Uribe’s home run Saturday….

Just sayin

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

speed doesn’t slump!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Sep 10, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

His last three years compared to Guillens last three years are more than enough to justify it.

by GiantPain on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Ross has looked terrible, but I’ll take the chance that his defense doesn’t slump.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the problem with Guillen's D?

It’s just in a slump?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just has to play through it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in the middle of a several year defensive slump….

by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

defense doesn’t slump

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Sep 10, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

except on broken bat flyballs

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, putting the onus on a player to “justify his playing time” in a few dozen at-bats is ludicrous.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Giants Way.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, only if they are Spring Training at bats

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except be the better player.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we get it, you like Guillen, even if you’ve denied it.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I like Guillen, it’s that I have no problem with them playing him everyday in RF as long as they pull him early for defense. I don’t cry and break things like others when I see his name in the starting lineup. The Giants have gotten nothing out of RF all year, and right now he is the pick of a very ugly litter. I don’t want Guillen back next year, and Cody Ross is a far better choice going forward next season. As for him only batting 32 times as a Giant, he was having a shitty year for the Marlins as well.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 7:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the Guillen hate goes too far, especially when people curse the player, and not the man putting him out there. But I think “playing the hot hand” usually doesn’t work in baseball, and he’s a ticking time bomb in the OF. Play the better player, who gives a crap about what the last 30 ABs have looked like for either of them.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think you're both right!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for being right on the money...
especially when people curse the player, and not the man putting him out there.

There has been plenty of discussion regarding the head/brain ratio of Bochy regarding Guillen. History has proven that Bork’s OMGVPE (oh my god veteran player experience) can only be cured by a trade or DFA.

..he’s a ticking time bomb in the OF. Play the better player, who gives a crap about what the last 30 ABs have looked like for either of them.
And therein lies the rub. IMO, Bochy believes that Guillen’s OMGVPE makes him the better player. I would bet that Bochy thinks Posey only hit his HR last night because Guillen was hitting behind him, not because Buster is a monster and the Pad’s made a mistake pitching to him with 1B open.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so you want Schierholtz in.

Actually, we don’t know for sure what Nate’s capabilities are, but I suspect that offensively they’re very much like Ross’s; meanwhile, his defense is at least as good as Ross’s, and arguably better, saving his lack of experience in tje other OF positions.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about when Burrell is pulled for a Defensive Replacement before him?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Burrell’s probably a worst defensive player. But Burrell shouldn’t be taken out anyways, in the case of a comeback. In that scenario, it’s too big of a dropoff in offensive performance to make the defensive upgrade.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants

BOOM!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

John Madden is that you?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Beach Blanket Babylon

Great win tonight.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh...

So does this mean the Giants are using up Cain’s alloted run support all the way up till the middle of the 2011 season??

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

no, we did that in the Reds series and scored 11 runs for him (or was it 16?).

This should take us through 2091

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain may be dead by then, but that’s when he’ll start getting runz again

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

prepare for bad pun

a cain delay has just been foretasted on the padres division chances

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Foretasted?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So bad I can foretaste it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Sep 10, 2010 12:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It the foreplay of taste.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT PADRES

But, still a lot of work to be done. Get it done Dirty!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a beautiful picture of Buster.

Of course, they all are.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

More preeez – btw its 7:02 am in spain right now. Gosh I love my slingbox

by _Joe_ on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Making my appointment tomorrow.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I’m not O, and not in CA, but the message is a good one.

by Aquaria on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you're not in CA,

please donate. We’re giving Saturday and our local blood center will be shipping to California if needed. Any blood types, please give.

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s been a major explosion near San Bruno and local hospitals are beginning to treat the injured. We’re sending out O negative blood to treat the burn victims right now and will need the supply replenished so if you can, please donate blood tomorrow!

http://www.bloodcenters.org/
888.393.GIVE (4483)

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by troymccluresf on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm type O-

But since I have gone to South America they won’t let me donate.

Stupid Vampires.

by MykGS on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

All of it. Same.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in England 1982-85

and can’t donate my type O because they are still worried about Mad Cow exposure. While there I ate almost no beef because i couldn’t afford good steak and they couldn’t make a decent burger. I used to donate every six months before that.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have O+

But since I grew up in Asia…I got the Hep A vaccine…no blood giving for me.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m O pos, and donate as often as possible. But I live 1,900 miles away. I wish I had some confirmaiton that my pint would be on its way to the Bay Area. I feel really helpless out here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

everywhere needs blood. If you can donate, donate in spirit.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 10, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be rude. Are men aloud to donated if they have sex with men? I remember a big deal being made about how out dated that rule was and haven’t heard anything about it being fixed.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

aloud=allowed

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I support lying about having sex with men to be able to donate blood, but I do not support that you have to lie in order to actually qualify.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. So…draw your own conclusions about the fact I can still give blood.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good…that I haven’t gotten any?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn dude, you have to make a road trip. I went on a gay bar hoping adventure with a friend in Philly, a kind of “Coming out” party for him and damn that is a experience that I will never forget.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL IRL

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this were green it would cause people who might otherwise miss it to
enjoy it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

thy hop be done.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't you specify that you want it sent to this specific event.

I know they did that for the quake victims and other tragedies.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

used to donate by the gallon

but now i get tattooed regularly, so they don’t want my fluids

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck no

i’m neither a nazi fucker nor a nazi-fucker

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

a lot of people are either in shelters or hotels, including me, and we could use whatever donations people have to give

by sfoakbay on Sep 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that the city, or PG&E (are they the gas carrier?), will be taking care of the financial losses sustained by this tragedy.

I’ve seen enough house fires in my time volunteering for Wilmar FD (while trying to get hired with a city dept) to know how much a loss everyone sustained here. It’s devastating

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Everyone for Anything You Can Give

It’s been a tragic night and morning here in San Bruno.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 10, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to do this, is it possible even if i’m out here in Ohio?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sister and I tried giving blood before she had to go to work.

Red Cross in our area referred us to a Blood Center (hopefully because they’re booked) of the Pacific close-by. CBS was already there, and the wait was, like, half an hour. Unfortunately, she didn’t have the time, so we’re planning on maybe Tuesday (she can’t go tomorrow, for she has Urban Dare).

I was going to post a pic showing my arm with proof of my first time giving blood, but I guess that’s not going to happen any time soon.

But yeah: go look up Blood Centers of the Pacific first if you’re in the area; they’re probably a bit more available than the Red Cross right now.

Also OT: my sister and I know someone who lost their home to the fire; their father suffered third-degree burns. Hoping and praying that the burns are not in a serious place (hopefully on extremities). I’ve been trying to contact my friend who also lives close by to the impact zone, but no dice.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

judging by the 10 or so HRs over the last 4 games, it’s safe to say we knew :)

Burrells was a monster shot- I’d estimate that around 440-450’

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, that would 13 HRs over 6 games, forgot about the LA game. even better :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This game was big I think.

First of a 4 game series, Padres just swept the Dodgers, Giants on the road, also make it one game difference instead of 3. Good win, and great way to start this series. This wn is going to make them sweat a little more right now.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus Rockies are charging hard.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would somebody beat those assholes please?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till they play a good team.

Just like last year.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds?

Completely worthless.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly why I want them to make the playoffs

Anyone but the Braves for the first round…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the way the Braves are playing, they might not make the first round

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they play the Padres come Monday.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is like all these home games were set up for them

to make more late season drama again.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

Although they did sweep 3 in San Diego.

by scotterduder on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego

was expected to stink though, and now they do so, hey.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still in 1st place.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously think MLB World Headquarters was like

contraction, or humidor cheating? Wellll …. the second one is the easier route for us

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because of the April weather in Denver. They always have a lot of road games the first month.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then let them be rained out and have to play doubleheaders. No one should get scheduling sympathy- esp in September

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not for them, it’s for the other teams. Do you want to be playing 6 games in Coors Field in September?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate baseball tonight

But, they looked at the standing tonight, asked who wins west, both said Giants. Pitching plus hitting.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys here are saying the Rockies will win.

Just making me mad. BT guys are kinda boring and east coast bias so I don’t watch them. Quick Ptch and MLB tonight for me.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love baseball, tonight…

oh-…

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

confirmation bias

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just awesome

Pat’s HR was awesome, too.

by Aquaria on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Great way to start off this ten game homestand. Tomorrow we go for the division lead.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Still in the road but the point stands.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was a joke commenting on the crowd.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I meant of course. Great job by all those Giants fans, taking over the park.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So cool

That made the victory that much more sweet.

by WesHanson on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

UUUUUUUribe chants after his homer, loud clapping during the 9th inning. It was awesome, and just shows how terrible San Diego ‘fans’ are.

by nataku on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you fell in, bird

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win-win!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a selfless hero.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rec you.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are a Saint

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/legs immediately file grievance with union

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do not feel great.

I will do my best to be at the gym at gametime tomorrow.

by GiantPain on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So your legs are living up to your name.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that post-workout-good-pain. It feels so good. No, seriously

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see veteran grit developing in your joints

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 10, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Giant Pain, No Giant Gain!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOO!

MATT CAIN!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Who'd have known?

The satellite loop didn’t indicate the massive hurriCAIN that hit San Diego tonight.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I hope Panda gets tomorrow off. Not sure whether his dismal performance tonight had to do with stress over the fire, but it’s worth giving him the break.

Also, Matt Cain.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sad to say it

but it might be time for only an occasional start for Panda.

/is sad/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

He posted a .907 OPS in August and has only had 21 ABs in September. Maybe platoon him with some combo of Uribe/Rents/Fontenot through the road trip, but start him at home.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i forgot fontenot existed. why dont we see him more often? he always seems to get a big hit (ubaldo game)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's too busy updating his blog

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The San Bruno fire? Panda lives around here? I live about a mile from there.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad to hear that. I have a friend who also lives very close to the center of the fire and she was also safely evacuated. Scary stuff.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually,

they say Panda does live pretty close to there. Not as close as his mom, but maybe a couple miles away.

Also, my family and I live about a mile and a half away from the center of the blaze. Fortunately, the wind is blowing southeast, and we live north of the area, so there was little to no chance of any smoldering flames coming to our area. They still cut our power soon after the incident (PG&E actually has a set of transformers close to the area), which meant I couldn’t watch/hear the games or go online.

I’m thinking of donating blood with my sis, but I do believe I’m B-. I might still go for it, though, if it weren’t for these stomach pains.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I recall correctly only 15% of the population has (-) blood. Even though you’re not o- they’ll take the (-).

by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he's a neighbor.

I should look him up.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 10, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

We sent the Padres our powdered suck

and told them it was Splenda.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! The fools put it right in their instant coffee!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 Game out of WC and Division, 2 games from best record

5 teams clumped together within 2 games

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great race

this year is awesome.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I def agree. Now, to make it even better, let’s take it all. The Division AND the WC, along with home-field adv.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost 4000 comments between the three threads for that game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

and i wasn't even commenting!

hardly

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But was pika. He’s good for 2000.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that we’re a chatty bunch.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big game.

Big series. And I am TRES optimistic.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

optimistique, s’il vous plait

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type English!

This Blog is American dang it!

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SHOULDNT HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM FRIES !!!

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was ridiculously fast.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up…Between mlb.tv and gameday i couldn’t keep up…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, why not

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by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

WooHoo Top 5

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that a good thing or no?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's indicative of my social life

So a good thing

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lack thereof?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol me

I feel like I didn’t even post much after the 7th inning either.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasnt even here

High fives all around

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must I always live in DrDC’s shadow?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow first time I've seen my name on one of these.

I will continue to stay up past my bed time to watch. That is my solemn promise.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I was the closest to 109!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

PRESENT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I did not arrive till the 4th inning and my internet died during the the whole 5th inning.

You all should be ashamed. Or I should seek help.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn. if my wife didn’t distract me, I would have done so much better.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and you fucked up the alignment.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies need to stop winning

Why do they always do this at the end of the year?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

read that as “need to stop whining”

also works

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re annoying, really annoying.

by Norcalnappy on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably all of the secret Satan worship they do

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Padres use the power of Satan. Rockies use science.

SCIENCE.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a fairly cushy schedule, too.

Play the Pads only once (only three games at that!), the Giants once, AZ and the Bums twice. And close out with the Cards.

by Aquaria on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bums =

thrown in ye olde towell

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see some studies

about their late inning comebacks, how many runs they score on average in the late innings, at home and away, in the second half versus the first half.

I don’t totally buy into the whole humidor thing. But there is some real suspicious evidence.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually doing that right now. But it’s a ton of information to sift through.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

I look forward to it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

there should be runs per inning stats readily available, sorted by home/away/first half/2nd half on baseball-prospectus I think it was. or baseball-reference. shit, i can’t remember. The one stat that jumped out at me was how many runs they score when they score. They never score just one run. It’s always in packs of 2 or more

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need to beat who we play

Playing good now. Beat the teams we play in September (and oct 1-3), we get in , period. Beat the teams we play in the playoffs, we win it all. Can’t control it all.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t your point that we CAN control it all?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was referring to the schedule of other teams

and how they do in relation to one another.

But you are correct, the Giants can control who wins the World Series by winning the World Series themselves.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andres

Set the tone on the 2nd pitch of the game. All good from there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was the play of the game.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

and by doing that, he set the tone of the series- which is, “we hit, pitch, field, screw yo momma, and we’ll beat your asses with the long ball if you don’t give it to us easy”.

or something like that

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

post game wrap time

wooooooo!!!!!!!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

They won by freakin' stealing home!

After being down by 5-0

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Christmas list:

Reds
Dodgers

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston is still on it, though.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully I can add the Cardinals after this weekend as well.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-bags too. Rollin through everyone in the NL West in September. Except Zito. But they are definitely still rollin through the rest

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL as if the Dodgers were on it in the first place.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched highlights of Rockies and Braves game. Hardly a soul in the stands. They don’t deserve the teams that they have. Should surrender their children to the authorities. And don’t get me started about San Diego.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Economy…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you haven’t explained why I shouldn’t hate the poor.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s racist.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta didn’t draw flies when the economy was good. Turner Field was full of Cubs fans during the 2003 NLDS.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like sacramento with a beach

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Paradise Beach!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

After the way they hit for Timmy and Cain the last few nights, Barry Zito must be wondering what the fuck is going on.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

No,

It was all Zito’s fault he lost that game last night.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to make a joke but I’d feel mean.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are full of shit

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

smiley

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

at my expense? no, thank you.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain
Aubrey Huff
Juan Uribe
Buster Posey
Pat Burrel;

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT BURRELL
“I came here from being on the couch doing nothing. It wasn’t like my phone was ringing off the hook,” said Burrell, who turns 34 next month. “For me, I got a lot of appreciation for this club giving me a chance. I’d be thrilled if they wanted to have me back.”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell!!!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take him on a 1-2 year deal.

1 year and an option.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur with this assessment.

ICWTA

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God he’s a hot chunk of man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

zucchiniz

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wears only cleats

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to have him back

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we sign Burrell maybe Huff will give us a discount

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so too. I like Huff and Burrell and they have great chemistry.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to sign him for his bat too.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/snicker

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and we’ll get Huff and Burrell too!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Situation: Huff is manning 1B, Pat’s in LF, runner on first, one out. Batter hits a liner into LF, runner goes (thinks there are two outs), Burrell tracks it down and throws back to Huff to double off the runner.

Pat-Aubrey DP.

This place would be consumed in a raging fire of TWSS comments.

by speckops on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWTL2S

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS the situation

South Beach Shore?

South Shore?

by DimaK on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not the first time that DP has happened

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Bat.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be your best “TWSS” yet.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so as well.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything just wants to make my night. Happiness. Pure, undiluted, insoluble happiness.

by WesHanson on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be thrilled to have him back.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few years back

I thought about Burrell, “Why don’t we have players like that.” And, well, now we do. Cool. But I also thought that about Rowand, so, there you go.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what’s going on with Rowand. When Burrell signed I figured he’d be buddy-buddy with Rowand because they played together in Philadelphia. Instead, Burrell became BFF’s with Huff. I guess Rowand isn’t much fun to be around these days, because he isn’t playing. I also wonder if Rowand isn’t thrilled with Pat being here because he took away his playing time. At least I give credit to Rowand for keeping quiet and not creating a problem.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Huff and Burrell went to college together. It’s hardly surprising they pal around.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I give credit to Rowand for keeping quiet and not creating a problem.

I agree. He’s had a rep as a good clubhouse guy, and that’s the best thing he can do now: keep on keeping on.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the small amount i’ve seen of him in the dugout … he looks to take some advice from Burell or at least chat him up

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t hurt that he makes 12 million a year and has two years left on his deal. If he was a FA after this year I think he’d be pretty angry.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, just you wait. That’s chapter three.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

His bank account probably comforts him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

7 years $126,000,000

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT MUNCHER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

FECES TAMER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you have washed that whip.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THIS MAN

in a mostly platonic but slightly sexual manner

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat is awesome. I’m jealous, and I’d gladly have the Phillies give the SFG an Ibanez in exchange for a PTB.

sigh

Remember the Phitans

by RememberthePhitans on Sep 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry but he’s ours and we love him forever. How do you feel about taking a Rowand?

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your Phillie Is Jealous!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know people here don't like Coln Cowheard very much

but he makes a great point about the Padres. A bunch of young guys who are all above the highest innings pitched in their careers and a bullpen that has worked a lot of innings leads to tired arms and more runs given up. If this really does happen and the Pads are in for some dead arm down the stretch our odds just got a lot better.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You forgot to mention their arms finally running out of pixie dust.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the centaur urine.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would happen if they switched to pixie urine?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, pixie farms are even worse than centaur farms. The pixies have their wings clipped and are kept in extremely tight quarters. If you saw the video you’d be horrified.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

Padres out of Majick

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was pixie dust in the bats?

probably both

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Padres are done. I’m gonna love this series.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad a dozen far smarter people at ESPN made that point before Cowherd did.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet thats where he got it from

But that is where I heard it and I have to give the person credit, even if I don’t useally agree with him.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dozen far smarter people at ESPN

I’m really confused right now.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law.
The bobblehead on Stuart Scott’s desk.

by Natto on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting
I’ve been waiting for this moment
All my life

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a matter of time

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Cowherd, the bar isn’t set very high.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a very good point, actually, but there’s just as much reason to believe that they can sustain this performance at least until the postseason. Too, it would be a very, very odd coincidence (though, certainly, not impossible) if every arm got tired at the same exact time.

by Every6thDay on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think that will happen

We know the story on Latos and how they are trying to save him some nnings. I think some guys might, but definitely not all. Bell will be strong all year.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

And I don’t think their brand of offense is going to just disappear. The game might’ve been different tonight if Garland had kept them in it. Richard’s abused the Giants tonight and Sanchez has been the victim of some very bad luck against the Padres, so, hopefully the tables will turn a bit like they did tonight.

by Every6thDay on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say they would all get tired, but rather move back towards their true talent level. Every single player on their team (offense and pitching) outside Gonzalez is basically having a career year, or at least best year in a few.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m not denying that, but it’s more likely that teams regress than win the WS.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did the angels win a WS?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, now they're gonna post the pic

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

you, sir, have fallen in.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like that accomplishes anything. They should learn a new method.

Destroying Eckstein would be a good start.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

or whoever posts the pic will fall in.

dammit, someone FALL IN!!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fall in

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute… that looks like me!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So after this Padres series, the Giants will have 12 home games and 6 road games?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a good thing.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp when you consider how well Pablo plays at home, it’s like getting a power hitter back for 2/3 of the remainder of the year

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pads have only 1 more game off

Until the playoffs. 1 game down, but the wear, tear and stress of the pennant race might just make it about even.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I noticed that the Giants had played two more games than the Padres.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was shocking. I am shocked.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man jon miller is HYSTERICAL!

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

and Kruk is hammered

can’t pronounce “bleachers” or “mammoth”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think "beachers" was on purpose

“mammo,” not so much

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Greg Papa is hip to the beachers.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sad that I can’t hear this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Huff

You slay me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s a rape face.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

smirk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

O r they? They are.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the guy I want in the post-season.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I hit the fucking shit out of that ball”

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as
"I’m fucking the shit out of that ball"

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez, 0-3 versus the Padres. Facing Clayton Pleasanton who is 3-0 in 4 starts versus the Giants. Tomorrow is must win, especially if Sanchez pitches the way he’s been lately.

by Every6thDay on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I am assuming you mean 0-3 this year.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Sanchez hasn’t been horrible against the Pads this season. Hopefully the offense shows up tomorrow.

by Natto on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s really been far from horrible. Tonight was a good start in the argument that the Giants are really a different team from before.

by Every6thDay on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-3 with like 3 ERs allowed all season

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a mental thing.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

100%

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

after all the bs last night, one would think you’d just leave it alone instead of mocking me, but alas, that is too much to ask of a child

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You caught me :(

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHA!!! get yo hands outta da cookie jah!!

i got no issue with you :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good, just gotta remember it’s all in good fun. :)

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it does go over-the-top sometimes.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SANCHEZ

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN201004200.shtml

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez CF

Lol us.

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by Viliphied on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now for the bad news

Whenever the Giants hit a lot of dingerz they often follow it up by swinging at anything and everything trying to hit HRs. This usually fails miserably against a good pitcher.

I hope they don’t do this.

by Bochean on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great win

let’s not pronounce the Padres done just yet, though

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DONE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys are getting giggly on the PG Wrap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha this is a great one.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip just called the fellas bastards!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE BIGGEST HIT WAS THEN HUH?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Kuip is drunk.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LMFAO!

Anyone see Huffs interview after so funny

by THEMARD on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, pretty good.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making fun of Pat and Posey

by THEMARD on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

any way to get a link?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah lol he was just talking about his HR and Uribe had an amazing HR then he said and Burrel and Busters “were hit like a bull ball” I think thats what he said, IDK what he said but he was making fun of em jokingly

by THEMARD on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on. thanks

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dont know what he said...

But he rolled his eyes and laughed after lol

by THEMARD on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonderful face after he rolled out a few cliches.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said that the homers Posey and Burrell hit were less impressive that the one Uribe hit because “anyone can pull the ball”

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty impressive though, for a line drive to go 400+ feet to the opposite field.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

He’s always entertaning!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn I

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting on that entertan btw.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the entertan

s worth watng for.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how to respond to this.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s probably best not to.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the Game

Jon – The Bat
Kuip – The Giant
Kruk – Huff
David B. – Sanchez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Cain, you idiots.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious.

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by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of amazing that kruk forgot him

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruko just saved the day

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll be a Lon pick

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see Bud Black in the dugout??

He looked stressed, like he got lucky playing the Dodgers after a 10 game losing streak, and just realized his team is out of gas.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

no

but this makes me happy

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Buster

“Well, I’ve never gotten punched in the face before.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe him

He wins his fights

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked pissed after than foul tip off the mask tonight

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by grape on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was offended by the slight to his dignity.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he always seems to take abuse when Ramirez/Casilla are pitching

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

b/c after he punches you in the face, you have to fight off the urge to thank him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid who got hit with the bat did do that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

…whoever

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone but Latos...

Who Black decided should go against the reigning cy young winner, now back on his game.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he matched it up like that in the hopes that he may get an ESPN SunNiteBaseball crew out here, lol.

Stupid to pit your ace vs their ace, cause you could guarantee a win with a diff matchup

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

The rotation shakeup was unintended, Latos was violently ill over the weekend (as were a few other Padres). And I don’t think that you can call throwing an ace against an ace stupid – even if we accept the premise that you win the game your ace pitches, then you lose the game where the other team throws their ace.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

that premise you mentioned is true 90% of the time I’d imagine. I would rather take the much greater chances that our ace beats their #5, as opposed to ace on ace. I think they thought they’d beat us up, then beat our ace just to kick us in the ass on the way out.

After that little “sneeze” DL slint, I don’t believe a word they say

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. he’s on a roll and has good career numbers against them.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ezactly

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we’ll finally hit Clayton Richard the 4th time around.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

rec’d like always

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I’d see this type of humor here. Oh wait, yes I did.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk believes that now Sanchez is a pitcher, not a thrower.

by Natto on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the arm slot.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% mental.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Rockies’ Radio announcer makes my head hurt.

He PUNCHES. EVERY. OPERATIVE. WORD.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Opposite of Jim Rome.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try not to listen to Jim Rome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey………………………………………..I just……………………………………………….give………………………………………………the people……………………………………………………………….what…………………………………… they……………………………………………want to…………………………………………………………………….. hear.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Rome a lot when I was a little kid but his schtick has gotten really old. However Rome is still a damn good interviewer and the guests he pulls in are the best in the business, right up there with Dan Patrick

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If i go to the game this weekend

I get a Patriotic bag on Saturday and a music show, or go Sunday and get a Hot Wheel car. Wow these promotions suck.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What section?

I’m thinking all you can eat on sunday

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by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

115

1st base side. I’ll be tailgating if you want a beer before the game on Saturday.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday works better for me, but if I change my mind then I will see you there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m third base side, 2nd level I believe, they are pretty good seats

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the bag is for 9-11.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea.

It is the Patriotic bag.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Palin?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent wrap.

I prefer being a Giants fan when they win ballgames.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Buster Posey went 2-17 in 2009?

Me neither.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

But that couldn’t have happened because a good hitter never gets just two hits in 17 at bats.

Why would you lie and say that happened?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was when he didn’t know how to play baseball.

by Snack on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was when – in the words of Joe Morgan – he had less balance in his swing.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell's Homer

I followed radio only. Jon Miller said it was the longest HR he’s seen hit to that part of Petco. How high was it off the bricks?

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Off the bricks?

He hit it over the bricks.

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by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=11900537

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by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just saw it. I think it may have hit the roof of the Western Metal Supply Company and then bounced down to the top floor balcony.

by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should’ve watched CSNBA, they just showed it. It ALMOST hit over the roof of the warehouse.

by Unitard on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It nearly hit the top of the building.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The highest it could possibly be

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd level, over the “W” in “Western Metal Supply Company.” Just missed landing on the roof.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My former employer had a company party on the second story of that “building” (Its not really a seperate building, its just a pain in the ass and a shit load of stairs from being inside the rest of the park) for the 22 inning game at Petco two years ago. We were on the second level for that game and it seemed like it would take a small miracle for anyone to hit a ball to us. Pat the Bat’s ball tonight was pretty much exactly where we were plus at least 40 more feet straight above us. That is unfuckingreal!!! For anyone that has ever hit a bomb in baseball/softball/T-ball/little league, think about how much more distance you would’ve gotten out of it if it were 40 vertical feet higher. Amazing!

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick question

My son is 2, do you think i will have to buy an extra ticket for him?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My 2-year old son did not sit still for very long when we took him to an A’s game a few weeks ago. So I would say “no.”

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone sit still for an A's game?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, while unconscious.

Zzzzzz.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those trapped under the tarp do.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

over 2 = need a ticket.

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by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's true

If he fits in your lap, you can walk him in, I thought.

by wcw on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative

My daughter requires a ticket. They told me earlier this year.

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by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They say over 36’’ i need a ticke. Looking for a measuring tape right now.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

inb4 Aubrey Huff related joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

He is 37". I think I can pass it off though. It is sad that my wife just saw me measure him.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt they’d do anything. You’re going to Petco?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. First game of the year.

First ever with my son. Making it a Giants game instead of an Angels game.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be fine. It’s not like they’re worried about overcrowding or anything.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

37"?!

/feels inadequate

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

A’s say if they’re over 2 you have to pay, but nobody bothered us even though he was 2 + 2 weeks. We would have told them his birthday was coming up if anyone had asked.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how would you prove it anyhow? i mean, bringing a one-of-a-kind birth cert to the park sounds like too much to ask

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

This “fill-in” on knbr is terrible.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropped in to say “fuck yeah”. I was in a board meeting most of the evening, didn’t get to listen til the sixth. Got home to see the ninth, just lovely.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer BSOD so I missed the Posey dinger

LOL! Love that a guy in a Posey jersey caught that, wish I were him…

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean you'd like to catch Posey's balls?

I could agree with that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, is brilliant.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is the full size version

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Still

decide on movie → take an hour to torrent → watch movie

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh
/holds off on rant about torrenters

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who says players can't hit homers at Petco?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What a bandbox

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we end up splitting this series, its a dissapointment.

LETS TAKE AT LEAST 2 OF 3 IN THIS NORMAL 3 GAME SERIES.

WE WANT BLOOD

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be awesome. I’d also appreciate if the Braves collapse, as I’d like a bit of insurance with those damn Rockies surging.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fasting is finally over

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

so, we've learned something about El Person

clearly, you are a Taoist

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you guess?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have gone with Zoroastrian.

by wcw on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Al Michaels talk about the Viking who is Muslim who ended his fast about 40 minutes before the game in New Orleans.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a story on him and his brother the other day. Pretty crazy (and admirable if you ask me) what they go through. They said he lost 11 pounds the first day of training camp last year. Now he has to wake up at 2am and 5am to have protein shakes and a huge breakfast before sunrise. Amazing that they can make it through those workouts without food or water

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You saying this makes me realize I haven’t eaten in 4 hours.

Bad, I know.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that totally wrong.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m curious.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. After this series, the Giants play 6 games against teams over .500 – 3 each against the Padres and Rockies – and 12 against teams with sub-.500 records in the Brewers, Cubs, Diamondbacks, and Dodgers.

The average win percentage of our oppponents: .448, good for a 63-77 record

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually serious

I’ve got southwest and stubhub open.

Mrs Dr Stankus says go for it.

She must have a really hot date?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the wife says yes, go. You have your fun and she’ll have hers.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, she may enjoy the day with the pool boy more than she’ll enjoy it with you.

Go ahead, fly on down!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The doctor needs to pay attention to Ricardo.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your wife says it’s okay. It’s obviously not okay.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’ve been married long enough to know the difference between ‘okay’ and ‘okay, but I’ll hate you forever’

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just a joke. You should totally do it. I was thinking of doing something similar.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

np.

and I’m about the last person that you need to do the “it was just a joke” deal with.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We thought about it, but at ~$500 we just couldn’t justify it.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I can't justify it either

but some tv ‘therapist’ probably says that I should be more spontaneous.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We looked last weekend. Roundtrip airfare was in the neighborhood of $200 each. That kinda killed that idea.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

round trip airfare is now in the neighborhood of $360

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Southwest?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will meet you there.

So it will be good.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my rec was completely serious.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your permission slip is signed? Have a great trip!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll meet you there

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T THINK YOU'LL DO IT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn me and my financial prudence.

but if this is as good an idea as I think it is tomorrow morning, I’ll be there

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be there in a second.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hour and a half, minimum.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hour 23 minutes.

Flying freaks me out. Control issue.

SD freaks me out double with the weird engine cutoff rules.

So, I’m gonna do this thing

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i can see how you might be upset if you cant control something, esp someone else’s opinion.

ok, now were even for you calling me full of shit

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

wicked burn

what’s wrong with you, guy?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just getting my shot back in. All in good fun, remember?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you were full of shit when you said everything was cool earlier.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH FLYING

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

I am in LA and if work wasn’t so short-handed and I didn’t have long-standing plans, I’d be in SD this weekend. Sucks.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to, thats the game of the series. I’d really want to see Latos vs Timmeh but enjoy

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman
  
Sandoval learned about the explosion near his house in San Bruno after the game. His mom was there but evacuation. “She’s fine,” Panda said.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

that doesn’t explain the suckage then

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is a Giant Douche

http://glbwiki.creanium.net/wiki/Matt_Cain

A giant douche. One example of douche-like behavior is when he routinely rubs out the “SD” logo the grounds crew puts on the backup of the mound at Petco Park. Another example occurred in 2007. Cain first ran his mouth at Scott Hairston after the Padres OF hit a home run and flipped his bat. Later in the same game he waved goodbye to Scott Hairston after striking him out. Douche. He and the Giants lost the game.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to give some Gaslamp Ball subsite any traffic.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the other hand, it would be quite useful to have a mcc wiki

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We used to have one

But nobody updated it, so oh well.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Padres Fan...

Instead of hating on Matt Cain about 2007, it would be better to talk about LAST NIGHTS FREAKING GAME AND YOUR LACK OF RUNS. HOW"S IT FEEL TO BE CAINED ?

/wipes SD stamp off of mound.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that was Cain’d, that was more like an ass-whooping.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

So, he is a douche because he gets angry when a guy tries to show him up?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO WHOLE EXAMPLES OF MILDLY DOUCHEY BEHAVIOR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like typical baseball behavior

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they’ve concocted a million more examples in their tiny heads.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rubbing out the SD is just an example of why he’s awesome.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+18

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the monosyllablic “sentence” they planted in there.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUCHER

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve see Sanchez erase the logo, but never Matt.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find it sort of funny that they don't expect every opposing pitcher to do that.

I mean if it’s the number of a pitcher that you’re retiring and you put it on the mound, yeah that would be sort of dickish to wipe that off the mound, but the team’s logo? You already get to put that on the grass behind the plate. And the outfield grass if the grounds crew feel creative. And everywhere else in the ballpark.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I always thought that was lame. I love AT&T’s field. Goddamn pristine year-round- not even mower lines- until some concert or something comes along and fucks up the outfield.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: 3rd pitcher at best, also relegated to backup mound.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

I was hiking this weekend right where the fire was. God I hope everyone is alright.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the unemployment rate that high in San Diego (it’s bad in the Bay Area but the Giants draw over 30,000 per game)? There should be more fans at Petco.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well they were lucky, they played the Giants today. If not, it would be 10,000 lower.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Pablo Sandoval said his mother is fine after being evacuated from his rental house in San Bruno threatened by huge blaze. (more)

 extrabaggs
  
She’s in San Jose with Pablo’s brother, Michael, who plays for the A-ball San Jose Giants. Pablo said he doesn’t care about the house (more)

 extrabaggs
  
, which is a rental. “Just my family. My family is the only important thing to me.”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hair

After seeing Lincecom’s greasy hair only trimmed an inch or two, I thought theGiants didn’t have any rules about hair length. Then I saw Fontenot in the dugout, and most of his platinum blond curls are gone. What is the rule about hair length on the Giants?

by Edelweiss on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

As far as I know, there isn’t one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mikey must have been dragged kicking and screaming to the barber.

by Edelweiss on Sep 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain the Giants did not force Mike Fontenot to cut his hair.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should ask him.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the White Sox.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny didn’t have to cut his.

by Edelweiss on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The White Sox “prefer” their players to have their hair short.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In so many ways

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have hair, it must have a length.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fascist.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something I learned from watching Evan Longoria's homer two nights ago and Chris Johnson's home run tonight:

Short porches make long home runs look fucking epic. Fenway and Enron are cool in my book. Kind of.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is true. I thought Posey’s ball was absolutely crushed tonight (which it was), but it was the shortest of the four homers. I mean, you hit a ball into the 2nd deck and it doesn’t even go 400 feet?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see what HitTracker has to say about these home runs when they post them in a couple of days.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My impressionistic observation is that the distances reported in the ESPN box scores, which are available right away at the conclusion of the game, match up exactly with Hitracker’s figures 2-3 days later. They say (as I reported below) Huff/Uribe/Posey/Burrell went 411/410/417/379.

by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that ESPN listed such things, but if they match the listings they throw up on BBTN or SC sometimes, I admit I am a bit dubious.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the ESPN box score estimates, Posey’s was the longest at 417 feet. Huff’s (411’) and Uribe’s (410’) were virtually the same distance (both hit to the same spot, though as Huff observed Uribe’s was opposite-field). Burrell’s was actually the shortest at 379 feet.

I saw Pujols hit one to a similar spot at Petco two years ago. It looked very, very impressive going so high off the WMSC, but it turned out to be only about 400’.

by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird. When CSNBA put it up it said Posey’s only went 399.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re still bummed that Bengie is gone.

by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell’s was shortest because it was still about 379 feet in the air when it ran into a building 379 feet away. That ball would’ve landed in the Gaslamp if the building didn’t stop it

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 379’ estimate does seem short, but presumably these estimates understand arc and trajectory, and the distance to the hypothesized landing spot if there were no obstructions. HitTracker makes a big deal about all this and I thought it had access to secret data, etc., but IF its figures are the same as the ones the ESPN box scores list right away, then everyone must be going off some publicly available data that already incorporates this methodology to come up with its estimates.

I’ll check HitTracker to see what it says when the site posts data for games on the 9th.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mitch Williams’ voice really cracked (like 8 times) during that play where Nelson steals home. It is very annoying.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I sent in my money for the playoffs (did it late last night not after this game).

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope your money is spent well.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing mine today in hopes that it lands on the next cycle of my credit card instead of this one…like 24 hours will make a difference

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

We wait to the last possible moment. Let’s tear scan them all.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Double Sportscenter WTF

1) First Top Ten Highlight is Jose Bautista hitting his 44th home run (slow sports day, apparently). But what they don’t point out is that it looks like he hits it with his back foot off the ground. Is that even possible? I disbelieve.

2) Coming in at #2 in the Top Ten was a highlight by Redwood vs. Mt. Diablo high school football game (?!), and they mentioned that Pete Carroll is a Redwood alum. I find that weird.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why in the world are you watching Sportscenter?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I enjoy knowing what happened in sports today? And watching highlights?

I can put up with the East Coast bias, and would go so far as to say that I enjoy Neil Everett and Stan Varett.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignore the team bias (and not necessarily east coast, i.e. Lakers, Cowboys), their schtick is not funny,

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction

You don’t find them funny. I find them entertaining, not to mention an improvement over most of the crew in Bristol.

As I don’t get MLB network, ESPN is my only outlet for TV sports coverage. It’s not really something to argue about.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you always follow bondslegend “advice” YOU GOT ONLINE WHY WATCH THAT CRAP (and he never watches it to see if it’s good or bad, he assumes).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but then I have to comb through box scores and highlights piecemeal, whereas with SC I can get a full day’s coverage in an hour.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually you get 46 minutes of Brett Favre and 10 minutes of the day’s coverage.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I have no other options. So, maybe this would be a good place for you to call it quits.

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by Solidarity on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re taking this way too seriously. I’m joking. I will quit.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if you couldn’t tell it was a joke and is bothered so much, I won’t reply to ANY of your posts if you never reply to mine.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you 180 from an honest criticism to joking without an obvious change in tone, it’s kind of hard to tell. I’ve been guilty of as much before too.

It’s nothing worth burning bridges over.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think mentioning 46 minutes of Brett Favre and making fun of bondslegend should have been a clue. But I won’t bother you again. Sorry.

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by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got that it was meant to be humorous, but sometimes on this board people will bail to that level of hyperbole over ESPN stuff without batting an eye. So, I was kinda on the fence about it; sorry if I seemed standoff-ish.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually if you have ESPNEWS, they are better after 8 PM with the “Highlight Express”, no schtick.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just basic cable package. ESPN, ESPN2, CSNBA.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I gues it’s Sportscenter only. I wouldn’t advise CSNBA with people like FP and Bip.

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by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah; you see my dilemma? Neil and Stan are really my best bet, even if I don’t particularly care for the 808.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

bondslegend would be telling you to watch it online in his own way (i.e in a douchy kind of way).

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by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll add in a LOL!! 6 more fucks

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by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve watched that since I was in college a few weeks ago (because no MLBN).

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer to 1): Frank Thomas

by Unitard on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols

Also hits bombs with his backfoot leaving the ground.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

While turning water into wine.

by speckops on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

replace Judas (Bengie) w/creepy Zito!

(and it wouldn’t hurt to green this effort IMO)

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg

there is too much funny in this!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 10, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Scheirholtz !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

aka Doubting Nate

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blessed are those who hit yet do not start.

by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

For they shall inherit the bench.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Carroll is a UOP alum

as is Scott Boras

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did Boras do undergrad at UOP? I just know he went to McGeorge for his JD.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

so I’m watching a USC game at my parents house last year, and they say Pete Carrolls’ name, and my mom turns and looks at the TV, and goes “wow, he still looks the same”. Mind you, my mom knows nothing about football.

Turns out one of her sorority sisters was engaged to Pete at University of Pacific, and she knew him well. Freakin’ wierd.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to high school with his kid while he was defensive coordinator for the 9ers. He and his son were both dicks

by m34josh on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, my dentist roomed with Pete

He always got sideline passes for the USC games. Now I guess he’ll get them for the Seattle/SF games… for a year.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

My Grandparents have been picked up and are on their way to Fremont with my Aunt. So that is good.
Now just need to hope their house does not get engulfed.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s good to hear they’re safe.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's good to hear.

Having been in one of these situations, I feel for them.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update. I hope they stay safe.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

good news, scout.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 10, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

With this, I bid you goodnight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

cya later

jponry

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should crash too

I need to wake up in 6 hours

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cainer's ERA

Borks been reading too much Jenkins

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So…

Most satisfying win of the year?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

not yet

after saturday’s game to go up 1 will be

by TBRMKane on Sep 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think that we can sweep them. We’ve got the best pitchers we could ask for out there, and the offense looks good- the right guys are getting hot

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint:

Mat fucking Latos

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by grape on Sep 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, Petco Park. And the devil.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

We ended up winning the last game against him?

and oh man, would I love to see us break that little “quality start” streak he’s got going, as the cherry on top of sweeping them.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Pablo should start wearing some thongs,

you know, red or yellow or whatever color. It’s really his choice

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I would like to not know about that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a huge confidence booster going into the final 3 games of the series. Other notes-

1) Huff and Sanchez getting red hot right around now will mean alot of runs for the Giants.
2) I don’t blame Pablo as much for not having his head in the game because of the San Bruno gas explosion. Not fully free of blame however, but a little bit of a free pass
3) Bork should’t have left Matt in there with an extended, rested bullpen. 8IP, 1R, you did your job.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo didn’t know about it until after the game so…

by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh he didn’t? it happened around 630 so I thought he did.

in that case, let’s slay the Panda. He also probably won’t be starting tomorrow given he hits poor from the right side, and Renteria is fine by me (with Uribe to 3rd)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

He didn’t know about it until afterward. And even if he knew about it today and that’s why he did poorly, that still doesn’t excuse his previous nights of shit play.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but having something like that in the back of your mind when trying to play can be tough, you really need to be able to block things out if you want to be getting hits (and playing well overall).

Since he didn’t know about it beforehand, it’s a moot point. My bad

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, whether Torres hits well from the right side or not, he needs to be in the lineup. His D is worth the risk of an 0-4 night

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know…

the Astros are 2.5 games behind the Dodgers (3 games under .500) in overall standings? LOL

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

The younger brother of the guy who fucked up Colt McCoy in the national championship game last year just arrived at my school; he’ll be playing football and basketball. I’ve never seen anyone become a celebrity so quickly.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH GIANTS

And suck a dick, San Diego.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

There is a large military population in San Diego so does that fall under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”?

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by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

“There is a large military population in San Diego” is all you needed to say. fuck yeah marcel proust

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another gem from Baggs:
Another interesting home run factoid for the Giants: Their four homers came in consecutive innings. The last time the Giants homered in four consecutive innings was Aug. 16, 2007, at Atlanta.

Yep, it was a regular murderer’s row that day. I’d give you eighty billion guesses and you still wouldn’t come up with the quartet: Bengie Molina, Daniel Ortmeier, Randy Winn and Kevin Frandsen.

If you had the quinella on that, hey, put down the computer and haul yourself to Del Mar.

(Or go next year. Season closed at the track Wednesday.)

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

When’s the last timei two teams combined for 6 home runs at petco? Must have been a long time ago unless I’m mistaken.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the same postgame notes:
In case you were wondering, the record for home runs hit by one team in a game at Petco Park is five, last done in 2008. The Padres have done it twice and the Braves did it once (in a 15-12 game, and I think they must’ve had the bonobos from the San Diego Zoo pitching in some kind of promotional stunt that day).

I’d have to imagine in one of those games, the other team hit at least one home run. So, maybe a couple years? Maybe more, maybe less. Real helpful, I know.

Link

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

There might have been some 3 and 3 though.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I’m just saying that the odds are good that it hasn’t been that long since a 6-HR game at Petco, unlikely though it seems.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

During the game, the Pads announcers said that this was the first time any team had hit four HRs in a game against the Pads this year. I guess that includes on the road as well.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the comments section

Dregarx, you were mentioned.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I started there and never really left.

It gets kind of tedious sometimes, but every once in a while I let myself get roped into an argument as long as it doesn’t turn into a flame war.

There have been some pretty nasty posts directed at me related to my age and other stuff. Doesn’t help that I used to vocally support F. Lew there.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAUTION: DOWNGRADE

RUNAWAY PADRE RAMP 2 MILES

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks nice, I want to go there.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hell yes

looks epic

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say that it looks like Canada

But then I saw the “1/2 mi. ahead,” so now I’m just curious.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be any number of passes in NV or CA or even CO

i wanna ride them all

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we need Calvin and Hobbes skiing down that hill.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL gas lamp ghost town

Apparently a few of the 10 people at post at gas lamp ball think huff, torres, and burrel are on the roidz.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Their insults are even more amusing. Talking about Cain and Wilson being gay with each other, Cain being an inbred child, etc. It goes on and on.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed this as well.

Keep it unclassy, San Diego

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good blog to come to for descriptions of people as fat, stupid or ugly.

by JetSam on Sep 10, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, one never sees ridiculous accusations and scurrilous insults about the opponent here.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLE.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’ing your own post = digital masturbation

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

happens a good amount

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!

I INVENTED THE MOON, YOU SON OF A BASTARD.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moon is overrated...

what did it give us other than the tides…it’s shrinking anyways.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON THEN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Poseidon jokes

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving range.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP!!! I INVENTED THE SUN!!! U CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE SUN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

WATCH ME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, I WONT, JERK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT CUZ, CUZ, oh hell Russell Martin can still suck it…

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something even Pads fans can support.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain and Wilson being gay with each other

That’s not an insult, that’s hawt.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim’s back! Good to “see” you.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slim Jim!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ!

Did Pat’s HR land yet??? Awesome game!!! Every game just gets bigger now, lets go Dirty!

Ohhh and Fuck The Padres

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 10, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Drunk

Win is good

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 3:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Good

Drunk is win

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk

Is drunk. Good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah man, you’re back in SLO aren’t you?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Downside: No Giants games
Upside: Everything else

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha yeah

Tuesday! Although I need to get a bunch of stuff still.

You can just watch JustinTV or buy MLB.TV or something.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift- A: My pleasant surprise of the midseason trades and acquisitions: Javier Lopez

I didn’t see the point in picking him up at the time, didn’t think he’d had that much to offer a team that had pretty strong pitching…and he’s been quietly yet effectively getting the job done pretty much every time we put him out there, including last night.

I still have hope.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 10, 2010 7:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s been lights-out. I still think we overpaid, but I can’t complain about the job he’s done as a Giant so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker: 0 for 10 since being called up

Joe Martinez has appeared in one game and pitched 3 innings since being traded

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, never mind then!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Case closed.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE WON!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs 1 for 2 since being called up.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Irony...

Post on Gaslampball

Andres Torres: Face it, you’re just overachieving
Time for you to regress back to your suck level

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 AM PDT reply actions  

he has regressed a bit. Probably just a slump,though.

He hasn’t walked in September. D:

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just like the regress gripe coming from a Fathers fan...

Hey Padres fan…your entire team is a regression waiting to happen (10 game losing streak notwithstanding)

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I love irony.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Andres Torres Facts:

After probably the worst stretch of hitting he’s had all season:

still more valuable than Adrian Gonzales by fWAR.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not forget...

Padres have lost 11 consecutive games to teams that aren’t the Dodgers.

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 10, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey they’re not that bad. More like AA. At least they have pitching.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game last night, eh?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Moving day at the office

Check out what I dug out of the old boxes in my cube

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fuck work, let drink (your domestic Chandon)!

Let us know when your love is complete.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa is that Rich Aurilia with “Super Shallow Flyout to Right Field Action”?

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romo called—wants his facial hair back.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Genuine Fake Bunting® Motion

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude it's all about SHINJOOOOOOOOO

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blew out my lungs cheering for him at AT&T during Game 5

by TBRMKane on Sep 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best defensive DH in history

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to cry whenever I read this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

There, there, if it helps, our new DH can’t hit or field.

/I_kid_Jose

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

still have the Shinjo bubbahead

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S NOT A DOLL IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw the chapstick

Check out that HP-48G in the background, 1994 Vintage

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that Nen one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the Bonds/Kent/Snow/Dusty set from Jag in the Box…. somewhere.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jag in the Box?

Is that where they only let you use the drive-through if you’re in a fancy sports car?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the worst porn titles in recent memory.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The right arm of mine fell off at the shoulder.

Too soon?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasnt there a video here of that Uribe home run vs. Broxton on youtube that was captured by a fan? i thought it was posted here… i’ll try looking it up again

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

i swear it was a fanshot or just in a post game thread here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

THATS IT!!! THANK YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love he puts his shades on at the end—I thought it was going to be the greatest cinematic facepalm ever.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, the dude that was filming it was a giants fan

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh…

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

HeathBell21
  
I wanted to know where are the padre fans????? Not at the park

by giants92388 on Sep 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Surfs up dude!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both of them?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game too late

Senior citizens go to bed early

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

this would be depressing from any other team. But since its the Padres. LOL U

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, they were all wearing the camo jerseys.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ICWYDT

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs said they were dressed like blue chairs

How did he miss them?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

too busy failing to exist

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’ed before the digi-ink was dry.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey

Doubles power only.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

that was a manly home run

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Late for the party

But I just wanted to say that game was AWESOME.

Great start from Cain but also contributions from nearly everyone (except Pablo and Guillen). Some great plays from Sanchez, dingers all over the place, Lopez and Ramirez nailing it down and giving the rest of the bullpen a rest. Howzabout three more just like that?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember that time when Matt Cain pitched a gem and the Giants hit a shitload of homeruns to beat the Padres?

That was awesome.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

What color is the sky in your fantasy world?

1) Cain never wins

2) Giants never hit homers

3) Giants never hit homers in Petco

4) Giants do not score runs for Matt Cain

5) Giants do not beat the Padres

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

last night was the tiniest venn diagram overlap area ever

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s well into 2013 in his run support credit advance.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants lineup
Garland praised the Giants and the late-season additions San Francisco has made to the batting order.

"They have an unbelievable lineup," he continued. "It seems they keep stacking and stacking and stacking. They haven’t been to the playoffs in a while and they are hungry."

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/sep/09/san-francisco-puts-giant-hurt-padres/

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I like the praise. But damn Yahoo! needs to hire better writers.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AqIBu73s763yZmiqyMEqz9YRvLYF?slug=sh-giantspadres091010

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bowker

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CF Eugenio

CF

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh...

there should be a ~ sign for “eeehhhhhhhhh…” for RF

Also what about that Freddy Sanchez? I sort of just realized he’s been ridiculous since August!

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Nate

Also, April 21 Sandoval > Sept. 9 Sandoval.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol i posted that below before i read all the comments. great minds think alike

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Pablo not equal himself?

like, 2009 Pablo > Present Pablo

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez had the highest OPS on the team at the time. 2nd was Eli Whiteside. 3rd was Nate.

LOLWTF

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

WOO THAT GAME WAS AWESOME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes it was, made it that much sweeter when i was at the bar here in oxford

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

Miami (Ohio) oblong football was getting a little love from Tolbert on KNBR yesterday for how their defense played Florida, and for how well they were prepared.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that is sweet! although, it really wasnt the defense, it was more Florida fucking up… But that’s awesome, Eastern michigan vs. Miami tomorrow!!! I’ll be there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would just like to say that I greatly enjoy Florida fucking up.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a good game, regardless… just hoping they can do something against EMU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i still want to fight grape for insulting David Foster Wallace. If he’s any kind of a man he’ll respond to my challenge here.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN

WARRIOR NEEDS AN ASS-KICKING BADLY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stomp on him and turn him into a fine wine!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

DELOREAN DEMANDS SATISFACTION.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Plays_the_only_3_chords_I_know

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re three-fourths of a way to making a song similar to (nearly) every pop song made in the past 40-50 years!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all the way to playing every song the Ramones ever wrote!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/starts collecting wgers

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are wgers? Like chavs?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

v’gers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they’re like wagers, but contain a lot of unnecessary montage?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE A TYPING DEFICIENCY. I AM SORRY FOR MY MEDICAL CONDITION.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the typing deficiency of the league.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you shared any bodily fluids with daveinexile?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who hasn’t?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Have you shared any bodily fluids with daveinexile?

Dave, no offense, but this is very funny.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

voice immodulation disorder?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND A LITTLE SOFTER NOW. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban acknowledges MCC:

http://www.csnbayarea.com/09/09/10/Mychael-Urban-Sept-9-In-Game-Chat-Transc/landing_urban_v3.html?full_args=09/09/10/Mychael-Urban-Sept-9-In-Game-Chat-Transc/landing_urban_v3&blockID=307798&feedID=2796

From tom
shouldn’t you just log on to mccovey chronicles and have the chat in the gameday thread?

Mychael Urban CSN
They don’t want me there, believe me.

by shallow23 on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Like with most journalists...

I think it varies. I still think it’s sort of hilarious that McC seems to have this reputation of eating writers alive and spitting out the bones. I mean we criticize, but we aren’t exactly Fire Joe Morgan…

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i read most of their blogs

by shallow23 on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are some here who are extremely harsh. Unreasonably so at times, justifiably so at times.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

One thing we’ve got to keep in mind, especially about radio guys, is that they’ve got to fill up like FOUR HOURS OF AIRTIME a day. One way to do that is to say preposterous shit that gets the natives all restless. Then the natives call in and etc the cycle repeats.

It’s unfair to judge Urban solely on the basis of the stuff he says on the radio. I think he’s probably a pretty smart guy who mostly gets it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LyOL

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahahha

he’s nothing if not perceptive.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's reply
@MUrbanCSN Aw, we’d love to have you. Bring the cat pictures and some bourbon and you’ll run the place

by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burbon?

This a burbon drinking crowd? I though more of a scotch, whiskey, and tequila group

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bulleit

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bourbon and scotch are whiskies. Although there is some question as to how “whiskey” is spelled.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

I meant scotch rather than whiskey.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a scotch drinker myself. I tried bourbon (Maker’s Mark) for variety once and didn’t really take to it. I wonder if there are people who regularly drink both.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife and I are in this line as well. We tried for a few days to sample a few high-end bourbons (cause all the cool kids drink it), but found it to be a tad sweet in general.

But we like really peaty scotch, so we’re far from normal.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My everyday scotches are Glenlivet and Glenfiddich, which are on the smooth end. Every once in a while I splurge on a Highland Park, which is as peaty as I like it — although I do in fact like it. But I tried Laphroaig once and it’s just not my thing.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We started brown-bagging our buddy Glen(livit) into the park this season after the Giants had the vacuum-bottle giveaway.

If they didnt want us to bring booze into the stadium, they shouldn’t have had Flask day!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of

anyone else have Penderyn, Welsh whiskey?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No “e” in Scotland typically.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It varies between Scotch and all the others.

I think. (Going on dim memory.) I believe Scotch is “whisky” and the rest are each a “whiskey”. Note that the word derives from an ancient term—Celtic? Pictish?—meaning “water of life”.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You drink what Grant drinks or leave.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if you don’t drank at all?

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I'm not sure how you can follow this crazy team without a little tonsil polish

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not easy, or pleasant

but it can be done.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually difficult and psychotic

but being done

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alcohol weak

I go straight for the needle

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll need to clean it occasionally. Is there anything alcohol can’t do?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

New needles every time…reusing needles is so 1980s

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something I never considered.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'll gladly LEAVE, screw that shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would certainly be something the oft-favored Baggs has never done… OR HAS HE?

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have the hunch that the BBWAA automatically expels people who go that far down the internet rabbit hole

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Gaslampball
At some point between the 3rd and the 6th inning when the Giants were raining home run balls on the poor children at the Petco Beach, a Giants fan dressed in a prison uniform came to heckle us. “STAND UP FOR THE GIANTS!” My response was that we were there for that very reason since the Giants are the cancer of the league.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

cancer of the league? wtf?

by TBRMKane on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was one of those Stand Up to Cancer people in the outfield during the game yesterday.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: Outfield bleachers

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stand Up To Cancer

A subtle difference between that and “Stand Up For Cancer”

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Who wants cancer?! Stand up and show yourself if you want cancer!”

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

STAND UP FOR CANCER!@!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, think that cancer has enough supporters

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

I can’t make heads or tails of that heckle…

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a Dave Dravecky reference.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who the Lupus of the league is.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hah!

beaten.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/flowchart

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

ULTRA ZING

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CUBS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the Kelly Leak?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the Cubs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are cancer. The Padres are Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS NOT LUPUS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah..That's the Rockies

they are pretty irratating

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are bed bugs.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bed bugs exist?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh yes. Yes they most certainly do.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can get infected?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if you let them bite

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

some friends of mine in BKLN had them

i wouldn’t wish that on anyone. fucking awful.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Russell Martin

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got them in Philly too. The suggest not going to movie theaters and if you do and you feel itchy strip down right after you walk in the door and put all of you clothes in the dryer for 20 min

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

bed bugs BITE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the Padres are the Polydactyly of the league.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Kancer Wore Sneakers

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur5?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Gaslampball

You continue to be an embarrassment. Keep up the good work.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHH!

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as the locusts are not headed for Brandon Belt's bat, I don't care.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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