Post-game thread: Giants score runs for Cain, hit four home runs at Petco; FAA confirms plague of locusts heading toward farm belt
Every Giants fan kept hearing things like, "The Giants are going into San Diego again, but it’s a different Giants team this time." And I kept thinking, so what? Even if the names change, the freaky Petco malaise should stay the same.
Mike Murphy: Okay, so here’s your uniform.New Giants Player: Great, thanks.
Mike Murphy: Here’s your Giants hat.
New Giants Player: Cool. Looks good.
Mike Murphy: Here’s a coupon for 10% off of Beach Blanket Babylon tickets.
New Giants Player: Uh, thanks.
Mike Murphy: And here’s a bag of powdered suck. Please, don’t open that until you play the Padres.
New Giants Player: Uh. I’m pretty sure I don’t want that.
Mike Murphy: Yeah, I’m not sure why we give that out. Still, take it. You know, just in case.
And then there were dingerz. Aubrey Huff hit one 647 feet to just clear the center field wall. Juan Uribe did the same. Buster Posey hit one in the second deck, and Pat Burrell hit one in the 74th deck. It was beautiful.
Matt Cain.
Was it a "statement game?" I don’t know if those exist. Maybe the statement was "We will not get swept, and Matt Cain is awesome." Then, yeah, it was a statement game. And, lo, the statement was good. But there’s still a lot of work to do. One win in a four-game series would be a pretty dismal outcome.

But, hey, the gnashing of teeth would have been audible in Delaware if the Giants had lost tonight. Huge win. Beautiful win. More of these, please.
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Rinse, repeat 3 more times please.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 20 recs
Matt Cain!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
by dregarx on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah?
well, Matt Cain.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Big MC
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Matthew. Thomas. Cain.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
4 FIELDER!!!
j/k
MATT EFFING CAIN!!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Fucking Cain
Holy Shit.
sorry, PR!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
Matt Motherfucking Cain
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I must say that I agree with this statement
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Motherfucking Snakes Out of Motherfucking Cain
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Cain, Matt
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It always surprises me...
How much they HATE Cain on gas lamp ball. Nice game Matt.
by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed that game.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
let’s not s’ing each other’s d’s just yet
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
let’s not start
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
is that what you were going for with the picture?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
well
i didn’t think you were propositioning me or anything. just wanted you to know that the reference was noted and appreciated.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I didn’t think you specifically. I just pictured the suggestion getting out of hand. It’d look like some sort of Roman debauchaparty in here.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Llamas are totally into oral sex.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You left out:
“, gets into his car, and drives to the closest Llama ranch”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Don’t you know that teh AZN are into Alpaca’s not Llamas!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
so, we’re on to phase 2
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
dregarx likes this
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Yeah
Ross needs to start everyday.
Good news is, he should at least start tomorrow against a LHP
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
So will Rowand over Torres.
/bork’d
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Rowand hasn't started in a million years
this is good. But I imagine this line up tomorrow
C-Whiteside
1B-Posey
2B-Sanchez
SS-Renteria
3B-Uribe
LF-Burrell
CF-Ross
RF-Huff
/LOL Defense
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Bench Panda?
That sadly makes sense
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Cody Ross looks terrible at the plate right now. I get it, everyone hates Guillen, but Ross has done nothing to justify more playing time.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s also drawn some walks in big spots, which is not a terrible thing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He beat out that infield hit that facilitated Uribe’s home run Saturday….
Just sayin
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
speed doesn’t slump!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
Velez!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I agree that Ross has looked terrible, but I’ll take the chance that his defense doesn’t slump.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the problem with Guillen's D?
It’s just in a slump?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He just has to play through it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s in the middle of a several year defensive slump….
by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
defense doesn’t slump
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
except on broken bat flyballs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
But seriously, putting the onus on a player to “justify his playing time” in a few dozen at-bats is ludicrous.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Well, only if they are Spring Training at bats
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
And we get it, you like Guillen, even if you’ve denied it.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It’s not that I like Guillen, it’s that I have no problem with them playing him everyday in RF as long as they pull him early for defense. I don’t cry and break things like others when I see his name in the starting lineup. The Giants have gotten nothing out of RF all year, and right now he is the pick of a very ugly litter. I don’t want Guillen back next year, and Cody Ross is a far better choice going forward next season. As for him only batting 32 times as a Giant, he was having a shitty year for the Marlins as well.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 7:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think the Guillen hate goes too far, especially when people curse the player, and not the man putting him out there. But I think “playing the hot hand” usually doesn’t work in baseball, and he’s a ticking time bomb in the OF. Play the better player, who gives a crap about what the last 30 ABs have looked like for either of them.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you're both right!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for being right on the money...
especially when people curse the player, and not the man putting him out there.
There has been plenty of discussion regarding the head/brain ratio of Bochy regarding Guillen. History has proven that Bork’s OMGVPE (oh my god veteran player experience) can only be cured by a trade or DFA.
..he’s a ticking time bomb in the OF. Play the better player, who gives a crap about what the last 30 ABs have looked like for either of them.And therein lies the rub. IMO, Bochy believes that Guillen’s OMGVPE makes him the better player. I would bet that Bochy thinks Posey only hit his HR last night because Guillen was hitting behind him, not because Buster is a monster and the Pad’s made a mistake pitching to him with 1B open.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
Ah, so you want Schierholtz in.
Actually, we don’t know for sure what Nate’s capabilities are, but I suspect that offensively they’re very much like Ross’s; meanwhile, his defense is at least as good as Ross’s, and arguably better, saving his lack of experience in tje other OF positions.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
What about when Burrell is pulled for a Defensive Replacement before him?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To be fair, Burrell’s probably a worst defensive player. But Burrell shouldn’t be taken out anyways, in the case of a comeback. In that scenario, it’s too big of a dropoff in offensive performance to make the defensive upgrade.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL Beach Blanket Babylon
Great win tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Uhh...
So does this mean the Giants are using up Cain’s alloted run support all the way up till the middle of the 2011 season??
I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general
no, we did that in the Reds series and scored 11 runs for him (or was it 16?).
This should take us through 2091
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain may be dead by then, but that’s when he’ll start getting runz again
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
prepare for bad pun
a cain delay has just been foretasted on the padres division chances
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Foretasted?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So bad I can foretaste it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
by jordanovich on Sep 10, 2010 12:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
SUCK IT PADRES
But, still a lot of work to be done. Get it done Dirty!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
That's a beautiful picture of Buster.
Of course, they all are.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!!!!
More preeez – btw its 7:02 am in spain right now. Gosh I love my slingbox
OT: PLEASE HELP
If you have Type O blood, authorities need you to donate. They are using large supplies of the universal donor type for the victims of the San Bruno Fire.
If you can, please donate in the next few days to help keep the needed blood flowing for the victims. Please help save a life.
Please rec this so it turns green and stands out to any who read this thread.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 32 recs
Making my appointment tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if you're not in CA,
please donate. We’re giving Saturday and our local blood center will be shipping to California if needed. Any blood types, please give.
by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s been a major explosion near San Bruno and local hospitals are beginning to treat the injured. We’re sending out O negative blood to treat the burn victims right now and will need the supply replenished so if you can, please donate blood tomorrow!
http://www.bloodcenters.org/
888.393.GIVE (4483)
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm type O-
But since I have gone to South America they won’t let me donate.
Stupid Vampires.
This.
All of it. Same.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I lived in England 1982-85
and can’t donate my type O because they are still worried about Mad Cow exposure. While there I ate almost no beef because i couldn’t afford good steak and they couldn’t make a decent burger. I used to donate every six months before that.
by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m O pos, and donate as often as possible. But I live 1,900 miles away. I wish I had some confirmaiton that my pint would be on its way to the Bay Area. I feel really helpless out here.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Not trying to be rude. Are men aloud to donated if they have sex with men? I remember a big deal being made about how out dated that rule was and haven’t heard anything about it being fixed.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
aloud=allowed
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, I support lying about having sex with men to be able to donate blood, but I do not support that you have to lie in order to actually qualify.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s true. So…draw your own conclusions about the fact I can still give blood.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Good for you.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn dude, you have to make a road trip. I went on a gay bar hoping adventure with a friend in Philly, a kind of “Coming out” party for him and damn that is a experience that I will never forget.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
gay bar hoping
oh please oh please oh please
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't you specify that you want it sent to this specific event.
I know they did that for the quake victims and other tragedies.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
used to donate by the gallon
but now i get tattooed regularly, so they don’t want my fluids
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
definitely
a lot of people are either in shelters or hotels, including me, and we could use whatever donations people have to give
I hope that the city, or PG&E (are they the gas carrier?), will be taking care of the financial losses sustained by this tragedy.
I’ve seen enough house fires in my time volunteering for Wilmar FD (while trying to get hired with a city dept) to know how much a loss everyone sustained here. It’s devastating
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Everyone for Anything You Can Give
It’s been a tragic night and morning here in San Bruno.
Let's bring the...
My sister and I tried giving blood before she had to go to work.
Red Cross in our area referred us to a Blood Center (hopefully because they’re booked) of the Pacific close-by. CBS was already there, and the wait was, like, half an hour. Unfortunately, she didn’t have the time, so we’re planning on maybe Tuesday (she can’t go tomorrow, for she has Urban Dare).
I was going to post a pic showing my arm with proof of my first time giving blood, but I guess that’s not going to happen any time soon.
But yeah: go look up Blood Centers of the Pacific first if you’re in the area; they’re probably a bit more available than the Red Cross right now.
Also OT: my sister and I know someone who lost their home to the fire; their father suffered third-degree burns. Hoping and praying that the burns are not in a serious place (hopefully on extremities). I’ve been trying to contact my friend who also lives close by to the impact zone, but no dice.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
the Giants are a homerun hitting team.
who knew?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
judging by the 10 or so HRs over the last 4 games, it’s safe to say we knew :)
Burrells was a monster shot- I’d estimate that around 440-450’
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
wait, that would 13 HRs over 6 games, forgot about the LA game. even better :)
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
This game was big I think.
First of a 4 game series, Padres just swept the Dodgers, Giants on the road, also make it one game difference instead of 3. Good win, and great way to start this series. This wn is going to make them sweat a little more right now.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Plus Rockies are charging hard.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Would somebody beat those assholes please?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wait till they play a good team.
Just like last year.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly why I want them to make the playoffs
Anyone but the Braves for the first round…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
the way the Braves are playing, they might not make the first round
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
They go on the road on the 17th
So maybe then.
by scotterduder on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It is like all these home games were set up for them
to make more late season drama again.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously!
Although they did sweep 3 in San Diego.
by scotterduder on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego
was expected to stink though, and now they do so, hey.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I seriously think MLB World Headquarters was like
contraction, or humidor cheating? Wellll …. the second one is the easier route for us
¡Viva los Gigantes!
It’s because of the April weather in Denver. They always have a lot of road games the first month.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
well then let them be rained out and have to play doubleheaders. No one should get scheduling sympathy- esp in September
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate baseball tonight
But, they looked at the standing tonight, asked who wins west, both said Giants. Pitching plus hitting.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys here are saying the Rockies will win.
Just making me mad. BT guys are kinda boring and east coast bias so I don’t watch them. Quick Ptch and MLB tonight for me.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i love baseball, tonight…
oh-…
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
confirmation bias
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Great way to start off this ten game homestand. Tomorrow we go for the division lead.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Still in the road but the point stands.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was a joke commenting on the crowd.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s what I meant of course. Great job by all those Giants fans, taking over the park.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Also
I was at the gym when the game started. As I was working out, the Giants scored three runs.
Then I decided it was time to leave. That is when Venable hit the home run.
So you know what I did?
Got back on that fucking treadmill until it was 6-1, that’s what I did.
by GiantPain on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Good man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You are a selfless hero.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You are a Saint
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So your legs are living up to your name.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I love that post-workout-good-pain. It feels so good. No, seriously
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i see veteran grit developing in your joints
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 10, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
No Giant Pain, No Giant Gain!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
WOO!
MATT CAIN!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Who'd have known?
The satellite loop didn’t indicate the massive hurriCAIN that hit San Diego tonight.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope Panda gets tomorrow off. Not sure whether his dismal performance tonight had to do with stress over the fire, but it’s worth giving him the break.
Also, Matt Cain.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
I'm sad to say it
but it might be time for only an occasional start for Panda.
/is sad/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
He posted a .907 OPS in August and has only had 21 ABs in September. Maybe platoon him with some combo of Uribe/Rents/Fontenot through the road trip, but start him at home.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i forgot fontenot existed. why dont we see him more often? he always seems to get a big hit (ubaldo game)
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
The San Bruno fire? Panda lives around here? I live about a mile from there.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad to hear that. I have a friend who also lives very close to the center of the fire and she was also safely evacuated. Scary stuff.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually,
they say Panda does live pretty close to there. Not as close as his mom, but maybe a couple miles away.
Also, my family and I live about a mile and a half away from the center of the blaze. Fortunately, the wind is blowing southeast, and we live north of the area, so there was little to no chance of any smoldering flames coming to our area. They still cut our power soon after the incident (PG&E actually has a set of transformers close to the area), which meant I couldn’t watch/hear the games or go online.
I’m thinking of donating blood with my sis, but I do believe I’m B-. I might still go for it, though, if it weren’t for these stomach pains.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
If I recall correctly only 15% of the population has (-) blood. Even though you’re not o- they’ll take the (-).
by paboperfecto on Sep 10, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
We sent the Padres our powdered suck
and told them it was Splenda.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
1 Game out of WC and Division, 2 games from best record
5 teams clumped together within 2 games
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
What a great race
this year is awesome.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I def agree. Now, to make it even better, let’s take it all. The Division AND the WC, along with home-field adv.
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Almost 4000 comments between the three threads for that game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and i wasn't even commenting!
hardly
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Big game.
Big series. And I am TRES optimistic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
optimistique, s’il vous plait
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Yeah, probably.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I gave up…Between mlb.tv and gameday i couldn’t keep up…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, why not
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Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow first time I've seen my name on one of these.
I will continue to stay up past my bed time to watch. That is my solemn promise.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Also, I was the closest to 109!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Wow
I did not arrive till the 4th inning and my internet died during the the whole 5th inning.
You all should be ashamed. Or I should seek help.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn. if my wife didn’t distract me, I would have done so much better.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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ha ha!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Rockies need to stop winning
Why do they always do this at the end of the year?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
read that as “need to stop whining”
also works
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
As did I
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
probably all of the secret Satan worship they do
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
They have a fairly cushy schedule, too.
Play the Pads only once (only three games at that!), the Giants once, AZ and the Bums twice. And close out with the Cards.
I want to see some studies
about their late inning comebacks, how many runs they score on average in the late innings, at home and away, in the second half versus the first half.
I don’t totally buy into the whole humidor thing. But there is some real suspicious evidence.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m actually doing that right now. But it’s a ton of information to sift through.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
cool
I look forward to it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
there should be runs per inning stats readily available, sorted by home/away/first half/2nd half on baseball-prospectus I think it was. or baseball-reference. shit, i can’t remember. The one stat that jumped out at me was how many runs they score when they score. They never score just one run. It’s always in packs of 2 or more
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Put Reds reliever in humidor...
Steal home. Works every time.
by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
We need to beat who we play
Playing good now. Beat the teams we play in September (and oct 1-3), we get in , period. Beat the teams we play in the playoffs, we win it all. Can’t control it all.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn’t your point that we CAN control it all?
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he was referring to the schedule of other teams
and how they do in relation to one another.
But you are correct, the Giants can control who wins the World Series by winning the World Series themselves.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Andres
Set the tone on the 2nd pitch of the game. All good from there.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was the play of the game.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
and by doing that, he set the tone of the series- which is, “we hit, pitch, field, screw yo momma, and we’ll beat your asses with the long ball if you don’t give it to us easy”.
or something like that
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
post game wrap time
wooooooo!!!!!!!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
They won by freakin' stealing home!
After being down by 5-0
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Christmas list:
Reds
Dodgers
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Houston is still on it, though.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Hopefully I can add the Cardinals after this weekend as well.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL as if the Dodgers were on it in the first place.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
So much this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Just watched highlights of Rockies and Braves game. Hardly a soul in the stands. They don’t deserve the teams that they have. Should surrender their children to the authorities. And don’t get me started about San Diego.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But you haven’t explained why I shouldn’t hate the poor.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s racist.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
it's like sacramento with a beach
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After the way they hit for Timmy and Cain the last few nights, Barry Zito must be wondering what the fuck is going on.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No,
It was all Zito’s fault he lost that game last night.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I want to make a joke but I’d feel mean.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
you are full of shit
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
smiley
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
PAT BURRELL
“I came here from being on the couch doing nothing. It wasn’t like my phone was ringing off the hook,” said Burrell, who turns 34 next month. “For me, I got a lot of appreciation for this club giving me a chance. I’d be thrilled if they wanted to have me back.”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Pat Burrell!!!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I would take him on a 1-2 year deal.
1 year and an option.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I concur with this assessment.
ICWTA
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
God he’s a hot chunk of man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
zucchiniz
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If we sign Burrell maybe Huff will give us a discount
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I hope so too. I like Huff and Burrell and they have great chemistry.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to sign him for his bat too.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and we’ll get Huff and Burrell too!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Situation: Huff is manning 1B, Pat’s in LF, runner on first, one out. Batter hits a liner into LF, runner goes (thinks there are two outs), Burrell tracks it down and throws back to Huff to double off the runner.
Pat-Aubrey DP.
This place would be consumed in a raging fire of TWSS comments.
TWTL2S
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS the situation
South Beach Shore?
South Shore?
I love the Bat.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
TWSS!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
That might be your best “TWSS” yet.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I thought so as well.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
A few years back
I thought about Burrell, “Why don’t we have players like that.” And, well, now we do. Cool. But I also thought that about Rowand, so, there you go.
¡Viva los Gigantes!
I wonder what’s going on with Rowand. When Burrell signed I figured he’d be buddy-buddy with Rowand because they played together in Philadelphia. Instead, Burrell became BFF’s with Huff. I guess Rowand isn’t much fun to be around these days, because he isn’t playing. I also wonder if Rowand isn’t thrilled with Pat being here because he took away his playing time. At least I give credit to Rowand for keeping quiet and not creating a problem.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Huff and Burrell went to college together. It’s hardly surprising they pal around.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
At least I give credit to Rowand for keeping quiet and not creating a problem.
I agree. He’s had a rep as a good clubhouse guy, and that’s the best thing he can do now: keep on keeping on.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
It doesn’t hurt that he makes 12 million a year and has two years left on his deal. If he was a FA after this year I think he’d be pretty angry.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
His bank account probably comforts him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
7 years $126,000,000
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
SHIT MUNCHER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
FECES TAMER
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope you have washed that whip.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I LOVE THIS MAN
in a mostly platonic but slightly sexual manner
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Pat is awesome. I’m jealous, and I’d gladly have the Phillies give the SFG an Ibanez in exchange for a PTB.
sigh
Remember the Phitans
by RememberthePhitans on Sep 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m sorry but he’s ours and we love him forever. How do you feel about taking a Rowand?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Your Phillie Is Jealous!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I know people here don't like Coln Cowheard very much
but he makes a great point about the Padres. A bunch of young guys who are all above the highest innings pitched in their careers and a bullpen that has worked a lot of innings leads to tired arms and more runs given up. If this really does happen and the Pads are in for some dead arm down the stretch our odds just got a lot better.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
You forgot to mention their arms finally running out of pixie dust.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t forget the centaur urine.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What would happen if they switched to pixie urine?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Oh man, pixie farms are even worse than centaur farms. The pixies have their wings clipped and are kept in extremely tight quarters. If you saw the video you’d be horrified.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Totally
Padres out of Majick
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was pixie dust in the bats?
probably both
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
Padres are done. I’m gonna love this series.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too bad a dozen far smarter people at ESPN made that point before Cowherd did.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I bet thats where he got it from
But that is where I heard it and I have to give the person credit, even if I don’t useally agree with him.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
dozen far smarter people at ESPN
I’m really confused right now.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’ve been waiting
I’ve been waiting for this moment
All my life
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
With Cowherd, the bar isn’t set very high.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s a very good point, actually, but there’s just as much reason to believe that they can sustain this performance at least until the postseason. Too, it would be a very, very odd coincidence (though, certainly, not impossible) if every arm got tired at the same exact time.
I dont think that will happen
We know the story on Latos and how they are trying to save him some nnings. I think some guys might, but definitely not all. Bell will be strong all year.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
And I don’t think their brand of offense is going to just disappear. The game might’ve been different tonight if Garland had kept them in it. Richard’s abused the Giants tonight and Sanchez has been the victim of some very bad luck against the Padres, so, hopefully the tables will turn a bit like they did tonight.
I wouldn’t say they would all get tired, but rather move back towards their true talent level. Every single player on their team (offense and pitching) outside Gonzalez is basically having a career year, or at least best year in a few.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh I’m not denying that, but it’s more likely that teams regress than win the WS.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
or whoever posts the pic will fall in.
dammit, someone FALL IN!!!!
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
OK
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Fall in

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
esp when you consider how well Pablo plays at home, it’s like getting a power hitter back for 2/3 of the remainder of the year
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Pads have only 1 more game off
Until the playoffs. 1 game down, but the wear, tear and stress of the pennant race might just make it about even.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I noticed that the Giants had played two more games than the Padres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was shocking. I am shocked.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
oh man jon miller is HYSTERICAL!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
and Kruk is hammered
can’t pronounce “bleachers” or “mammoth”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i think "beachers" was on purpose
“mammo,” not so much
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Even Greg Papa is hip to the beachers.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sad that I can’t hear this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
knbr.com
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
oh Huff
You slay me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"Your fans are jealous"

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
by O R They? on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Now that’s a rape face.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
.

More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“I hit the fucking shit out of that ball”
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Read that as
"I’m fucking the shit out of that ball"
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Pat the Bait
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Jonathan Sanchez, 0-3 versus the Padres. Facing Clayton Pleasanton who is 3-0 in 4 starts versus the Giants. Tomorrow is must win, especially if Sanchez pitches the way he’s been lately.
I am assuming you mean 0-3 this year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, Sanchez hasn’t been horrible against the Pads this season. Hopefully the offense shows up tomorrow.
0-3 with like 3 ERs allowed all season
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a mental thing.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
100%
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
after all the bs last night, one would think you’d just leave it alone instead of mocking me, but alas, that is too much to ask of a child
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You caught me :(
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
AHA!!! get yo hands outta da cookie jah!!
i got no issue with you :)
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Good, just gotta remember it’s all in good fun. :)
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL SANCHEZ
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN201004200.shtml
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eugenio Velez CF
Lol us.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Now for the bad news
Whenever the Giants hit a lot of dingerz they often follow it up by swinging at anything and everything trying to hit HRs. This usually fails miserably against a good pitcher.
I hope they don’t do this.
Great win
let’s not pronounce the Padres done just yet, though

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
DONE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
curb stomp time?
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The guys are getting giggly on the PG Wrap.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahahahaha this is a great one.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip just called the fellas bastards!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE BIGGEST HIT WAS THEN HUH?!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, Kuip is drunk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Freddie Sanchez!
lol
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
LMFAO!
Anyone see Huffs interview after so funny
Yup, pretty good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
any way to get a link?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
Nah lol he was just talking about his HR and Uribe had an amazing HR then he said and Burrel and Busters “were hit like a bull ball” I think thats what he said, IDK what he said but he was making fun of em jokingly
I really dont know what he said...
But he rolled his eyes and laughed after lol
Wonderful face after he rolled out a few cliches.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think he said that the homers Posey and Burrell hit were less impressive that the one Uribe hit because “anyone can pull the ball”
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!
He’s always entertaning!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
damn I
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
I’m still waiting on that entertan btw.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
the entertan
s worth watng for.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
I’m not sure how to respond to this.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Players of the Game
Jon – The Bat
Kuip – The Giant
Kruk – Huff
David B. – Sanchez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
they just realized this
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of amazing that kruk forgot him
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
he’ll be a Lon pick
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone see Bud Black in the dugout??
He looked stressed, like he got lucky playing the Dodgers after a 10 game losing streak, and just realized his team is out of gas.
It's better to be lucky than good.
LOL Buster
“Well, I’ve never gotten punched in the face before.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looked pissed after than foul tip off the mask tonight
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
He was offended by the slight to his dignity.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he always seems to take abuse when Ramirez/Casilla are pitching
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
b/c after he punches you in the face, you have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez vs. Whoever tomorrow
I like our chances!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone but Latos...
Who Black decided should go against the reigning cy young winner, now back on his game.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he matched it up like that in the hopes that he may get an ESPN SunNiteBaseball crew out here, lol.
Stupid to pit your ace vs their ace, cause you could guarantee a win with a diff matchup
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
lolwut
The rotation shakeup was unintended, Latos was violently ill over the weekend (as were a few other Padres). And I don’t think that you can call throwing an ace against an ace stupid – even if we accept the premise that you win the game your ace pitches, then you lose the game where the other team throws their ace.
that premise you mentioned is true 90% of the time I’d imagine. I would rather take the much greater chances that our ace beats their #5, as opposed to ace on ace. I think they thought they’d beat us up, then beat our ace just to kick us in the ass on the way out.
After that little “sneeze” DL slint, I don’t believe a word they say
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. he’s on a roll and has good career numbers against them.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we’ll finally hit Clayton Richard the 4th time around.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
..

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
It’s the arm slot.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
100% mental.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Wow, the Rockies’ Radio announcer makes my head hurt.
He PUNCHES. EVERY. OPERATIVE. WORD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Opposite of Jim Rome.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I try not to listen to Jim Rome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey………………………………………..I just……………………………………………….give………………………………………………the people……………………………………………………………….what…………………………………… they……………………………………………want to…………………………………………………………………….. hear.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Rome a lot when I was a little kid but his schtick has gotten really old. However Rome is still a damn good interviewer and the guests he pulls in are the best in the business, right up there with Dan Patrick
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
If i go to the game this weekend
I get a Patriotic bag on Saturday and a music show, or go Sunday and get a Hot Wheel car. Wow these promotions suck.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
What section?
I’m thinking all you can eat on sunday
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
115
1st base side. I’ll be tailgating if you want a beer before the game on Saturday.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Sunday works better for me, but if I change my mind then I will see you there.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m third base side, 2nd level I believe, they are pretty good seats
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing the bag is for 9-11.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yea.
It is the Patriotic bag.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent wrap.
I prefer being a Giants fan when they win ballgames.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Remember when Buster Posey went 2-17 in 2009?
Me neither.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Burrell's Homer
I followed radio only. Jon Miller said it was the longest HR he’s seen hit to that part of Petco. How high was it off the bricks?
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
Off the bricks?
He hit it over the bricks.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=11900537
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just saw it. I think it may have hit the roof of the Western Metal Supply Company and then bounced down to the top floor balcony.
by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It nearly hit the top of the building.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The highest it could possibly be
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd level, over the “W” in “Western Metal Supply Company.” Just missed landing on the roof.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My former employer had a company party on the second story of that “building” (Its not really a seperate building, its just a pain in the ass and a shit load of stairs from being inside the rest of the park) for the 22 inning game at Petco two years ago. We were on the second level for that game and it seemed like it would take a small miracle for anyone to hit a ball to us. Pat the Bat’s ball tonight was pretty much exactly where we were plus at least 40 more feet straight above us. That is unfuckingreal!!! For anyone that has ever hit a bomb in baseball/softball/T-ball/little league, think about how much more distance you would’ve gotten out of it if it were 40 vertical feet higher. Amazing!
Quick question
My son is 2, do you think i will have to buy an extra ticket for him?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
My 2-year old son did not sit still for very long when we took him to an A’s game a few weeks ago. So I would say “no.”
Thing C
Does anyone sit still for an A's game?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, while unconscious.
Zzzzzz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
over 2 = need a ticket.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I don't think that's true
If he fits in your lap, you can walk him in, I thought.
Negative
My daughter requires a ticket. They told me earlier this year.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They say over 36’’ i need a ticke. Looking for a measuring tape right now.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit
He is 37". I think I can pass it off though. It is sad that my wife just saw me measure him.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I highly doubt they’d do anything. You’re going to Petco?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yea. First game of the year.
First ever with my son. Making it a Giants game instead of an Angels game.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You should be fine. It’s not like they’re worried about overcrowding or anything.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Ha.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A’s say if they’re over 2 you have to pay, but nobody bothered us even though he was 2 + 2 weeks. We would have told them his birthday was coming up if anyone had asked.
Thing C
how would you prove it anyhow? i mean, bringing a one-of-a-kind birth cert to the park sounds like too much to ask
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Man...
This “fill-in” on knbr is terrible.
My computer BSOD so I missed the Posey dinger
LOL! Love that a guy in a Posey jersey caught that, wish I were him…
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
You mean you'd like to catch Posey's balls?
I could agree with that.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
lol

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, where can I get the full size version?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I think that is the full size version
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/sigh
/holds off on rant about torrenters
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Who says players can't hit homers at Petco?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
If we end up splitting this series, its a dissapointment.
LETS TAKE AT LEAST 2 OF 3 IN THIS NORMAL 3 GAME SERIES.
WE WANT BLOOD
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
so, we've learned something about El Person
clearly, you are a Taoist
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I heard Al Michaels talk about the Viking who is Muslim who ended his fast about 40 minutes before the game in New Orleans.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I saw a story on him and his brother the other day. Pretty crazy (and admirable if you ask me) what they go through. They said he lost 11 pounds the first day of training camp last year. Now he has to wake up at 2am and 5am to have protein shakes and a huge breakfast before sunrise. Amazing that they can make it through those workouts without food or water
I read that totally wrong.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. After this series, the Giants play 6 games against teams over .500 – 3 each against the Padres and Rockies – and 12 against teams with sub-.500 records in the Brewers, Cubs, Diamondbacks, and Dodgers.
The average win percentage of our oppponents: .448, good for a 63-77 record
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So
I’m thinking about booking a flight and going down to SD for the game on Sunday.
Anyone willing to talk me out of this madness? It’s the road to financial ruin, for sure.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I'm actually serious
I’ve got southwest and stubhub open.
Mrs Dr Stankus says go for it.
She must have a really hot date?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If the wife says yes, go. You have your fun and she’ll have hers.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
eh, she may enjoy the day with the pool boy more than she’ll enjoy it with you.
Go ahead, fly on down!!!
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Your wife says it’s okay. It’s obviously not okay.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I’ve been married long enough to know the difference between ‘okay’ and ‘okay, but I’ll hate you forever’
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It was just a joke. You should totally do it. I was thinking of doing something similar.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
np.
and I’m about the last person that you need to do the “it was just a joke” deal with.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
oh, I can't justify it either
but some tv ‘therapist’ probably says that I should be more spontaneous.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
We looked last weekend. Roundtrip airfare was in the neighborhood of $200 each. That kinda killed that idea.
round trip airfare is now in the neighborhood of $360
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Southwest?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I will meet you there.
So it will be good.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Your permission slip is signed? Have a great trip!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL DO IT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn me and my financial prudence.
but if this is as good an idea as I think it is tomorrow morning, I’ll be there
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’d be there in a second.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hour and a half, minimum.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
1 hour 23 minutes.
Flying freaks me out. Control issue.
SD freaks me out double with the weird engine cutoff rules.
So, I’m gonna do this thing
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
yeah i can see how you might be upset if you cant control something, esp someone else’s opinion.
ok, now were even for you calling me full of shit
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
wicked burn
what’s wrong with you, guy?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I was just getting my shot back in. All in good fun, remember?
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you were full of shit when you said everything was cool earlier.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH FLYING
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THIS
I am in LA and if work wasn’t so short-handed and I didn’t have long-standing plans, I’d be in SD this weekend. Sucks.
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to, thats the game of the series. I’d really want to see Latos vs Timmeh but enjoy
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman
Sandoval learned about the explosion near his house in San Bruno after the game. His mom was there but evacuation. “She’s fine,” Panda said.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain is a Giant Douche
http://glbwiki.creanium.net/wiki/Matt_Cain
A giant douche. One example of douche-like behavior is when he routinely rubs out the “SD” logo the grounds crew puts on the backup of the mound at Petco Park. Another example occurred in 2007. Cain first ran his mouth at Scott Hairston after the Padres OF hit a home run and flipped his bat. Later in the same game he waved goodbye to Scott Hairston after striking him out. Douche. He and the Giants lost the game.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t want to give some Gaslamp Ball subsite any traffic.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
on the other hand, it would be quite useful to have a mcc wiki
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
We used to have one
But nobody updated it, so oh well.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Hey Padres Fan...
Instead of hating on Matt Cain about 2007, it would be better to talk about LAST NIGHTS FREAKING GAME AND YOUR LACK OF RUNS. HOW"S IT FEEL TO BE CAINED ?
/wipes SD stamp off of mound.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
What?
So, he is a douche because he gets angry when a guy tries to show him up?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWO WHOLE EXAMPLES OF MILDLY DOUCHEY BEHAVIOR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
more like typical baseball behavior
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure they’ve concocted a million more examples in their tiny heads.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rubbing out the SD is just an example of why he’s awesome.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve see Sanchez erase the logo, but never Matt.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I find it sort of funny that they don't expect every opposing pitcher to do that.
I mean if it’s the number of a pitcher that you’re retiring and you put it on the mound, yeah that would be sort of dickish to wipe that off the mound, but the team’s logo? You already get to put that on the grass behind the plate. And the outfield grass if the grounds crew feel creative. And everywhere else in the ballpark.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Yeah, I always thought that was lame. I love AT&T’s field. Goddamn pristine year-round- not even mower lines- until some concert or something comes along and fucks up the outfield.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: 3rd pitcher at best, also relegated to backup mound.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus
I was hiking this weekend right where the fire was. God I hope everyone is alright.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Is the unemployment rate that high in San Diego (it’s bad in the Bay Area but the Giants draw over 30,000 per game)? There should be more fans at Petco.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
extrabaggs
Pablo Sandoval said his mother is fine after being evacuated from his rental house in San Bruno threatened by huge blaze. (more)
extrabaggs
She’s in San Jose with Pablo’s brother, Michael, who plays for the A-ball San Jose Giants. Pablo said he doesn’t care about the house (more)
extrabaggs
, which is a rental. “Just my family. My family is the only important thing to me.”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hair
After seeing Lincecom’s greasy hair only trimmed an inch or two, I thought theGiants didn’t have any rules about hair length. Then I saw Fontenot in the dugout, and most of his platinum blond curls are gone. What is the rule about hair length on the Giants?
As far as I know, there isn’t one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m fairly certain the Giants did not force Mike Fontenot to cut his hair.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or the White Sox.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The White Sox “prefer” their players to have their hair short.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
In so many ways
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
If you have hair, it must have a length.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Something I learned from watching Evan Longoria's homer two nights ago and Chris Johnson's home run tonight:
Short porches make long home runs look fucking epic. Fenway and Enron are cool in my book. Kind of.
This is true. I thought Posey’s ball was absolutely crushed tonight (which it was), but it was the shortest of the four homers. I mean, you hit a ball into the 2nd deck and it doesn’t even go 400 feet?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I want to see what HitTracker has to say about these home runs when they post them in a couple of days.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My impressionistic observation is that the distances reported in the ESPN box scores, which are available right away at the conclusion of the game, match up exactly with Hitracker’s figures 2-3 days later. They say (as I reported below) Huff/Uribe/Posey/Burrell went 411/410/417/379.
by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know that ESPN listed such things, but if they match the listings they throw up on BBTN or SC sometimes, I admit I am a bit dubious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
According to the ESPN box score estimates, Posey’s was the longest at 417 feet. Huff’s (411’) and Uribe’s (410’) were virtually the same distance (both hit to the same spot, though as Huff observed Uribe’s was opposite-field). Burrell’s was actually the shortest at 379 feet.
I saw Pujols hit one to a similar spot at Petco two years ago. It looked very, very impressive going so high off the WMSC, but it turned out to be only about 400’.
by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird. When CSNBA put it up it said Posey’s only went 399.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
They’re still bummed that Bengie is gone.
by non sequitur on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell’s was shortest because it was still about 379 feet in the air when it ran into a building 379 feet away. That ball would’ve landed in the Gaslamp if the building didn’t stop it
The 379’ estimate does seem short, but presumably these estimates understand arc and trajectory, and the distance to the hypothesized landing spot if there were no obstructions. HitTracker makes a big deal about all this and I thought it had access to secret data, etc., but IF its figures are the same as the ones the ESPN box scores list right away, then everyone must be going off some publicly available data that already incorporates this methodology to come up with its estimates.
I’ll check HitTracker to see what it says when the site posts data for games on the 9th.
by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I sent in my money for the playoffs (did it late last night not after this game).
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I hope your money is spent well.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I have good feelings about how this month will end
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions
Double Sportscenter WTF
1) First Top Ten Highlight is Jose Bautista hitting his 44th home run (slow sports day, apparently). But what they don’t point out is that it looks like he hits it with his back foot off the ground. Is that even possible? I disbelieve.
2) Coming in at #2 in the Top Ten was a highlight by Redwood vs. Mt. Diablo high school football game (?!), and they mentioned that Pete Carroll is a Redwood alum. I find that weird.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why in the world are you watching Sportscenter?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Because I enjoy knowing what happened in sports today? And watching highlights?
I can put up with the East Coast bias, and would go so far as to say that I enjoy Neil Everett and Stan Varett.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ignore the team bias (and not necessarily east coast, i.e. Lakers, Cowboys), their schtick is not funny,
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Correction
You don’t find them funny. I find them entertaining, not to mention an improvement over most of the crew in Bristol.
As I don’t get MLB network, ESPN is my only outlet for TV sports coverage. It’s not really something to argue about.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, you always follow bondslegend “advice” YOU GOT ONLINE WHY WATCH THAT CRAP (and he never watches it to see if it’s good or bad, he assumes).
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yes, but then I have to comb through box scores and highlights piecemeal, whereas with SC I can get a full day’s coverage in an hour.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Actually you get 46 minutes of Brett Favre and 10 minutes of the day’s coverage.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Again, I have no other options. So, maybe this would be a good place for you to call it quits.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You’re taking this way too seriously. I’m joking. I will quit.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
And if you couldn’t tell it was a joke and is bothered so much, I won’t reply to ANY of your posts if you never reply to mine.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
When you 180 from an honest criticism to joking without an obvious change in tone, it’s kind of hard to tell. I’ve been guilty of as much before too.
It’s nothing worth burning bridges over.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think mentioning 46 minutes of Brett Favre and making fun of bondslegend should have been a clue. But I won’t bother you again. Sorry.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I got that it was meant to be humorous, but sometimes on this board people will bail to that level of hyperbole over ESPN stuff without batting an eye. So, I was kinda on the fence about it; sorry if I seemed standoff-ish.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Actually if you have ESPNEWS, they are better after 8 PM with the “Highlight Express”, no schtick.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah, just basic cable package. ESPN, ESPN2, CSNBA.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, I gues it’s Sportscenter only. I wouldn’t advise CSNBA with people like FP and Bip.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah; you see my dilemma? Neil and Stan are really my best bet, even if I don’t particularly care for the 808.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
btw
bondslegend would be telling you to watch it online in his own way (i.e in a douchy kind of way).
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He'll add in a LOL!! 6 more fucks
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Pujols
Also hits bombs with his backfoot leaving the ground.
by BustaTheRippa on Sep 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
there is too much funny in this!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
he's been found!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
aka Doubting Nate
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
For they shall inherit the bench.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
My math teacher in high school grew up playing against Pete Carroll
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Pete Carroll is a UOP alum
as is Scott Boras
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did Boras do undergrad at UOP? I just know he went to McGeorge for his JD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
so I’m watching a USC game at my parents house last year, and they say Pete Carrolls’ name, and my mom turns and looks at the TV, and goes “wow, he still looks the same”. Mind you, my mom knows nothing about football.
Turns out one of her sorority sisters was engaged to Pete at University of Pacific, and she knew him well. Freakin’ wierd.
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, my dentist roomed with Pete
He always got sideline passes for the USC games. Now I guess he’ll get them for the Seattle/SF games… for a year.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OT:
My Grandparents have been picked up and are on their way to Fremont with my Aunt. So that is good.
Now just need to hope their house does not get engulfed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s good to hear they’re safe.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That's good to hear.
Having been in one of these situations, I feel for them.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
With this, I bid you goodnight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
cya later
jponry
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I should crash too
I need to wake up in 6 hours
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I really think that we can sweep them. We’ve got the best pitchers we could ask for out there, and the offense looks good- the right guys are getting hot
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
We ended up winning the last game against him?
and oh man, would I love to see us break that little “quality start” streak he’s got going, as the cherry on top of sweeping them.
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Pablo should start wearing some thongs,
you know, red or yellow or whatever color. It’s really his choice
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
And a huge confidence booster going into the final 3 games of the series. Other notes-
1) Huff and Sanchez getting red hot right around now will mean alot of runs for the Giants.
2) I don’t blame Pablo as much for not having his head in the game because of the San Bruno gas explosion. Not fully free of blame however, but a little bit of a free pass
3) Bork should’t have left Matt in there with an extended, rested bullpen. 8IP, 1R, you did your job.
oh he didn’t? it happened around 630 so I thought he did.
in that case, let’s slay the Panda. He also probably won’t be starting tomorrow given he hits poor from the right side, and Renteria is fine by me (with Uribe to 3rd)
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
He didn’t know about it until afterward. And even if he knew about it today and that’s why he did poorly, that still doesn’t excuse his previous nights of shit play.
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah but having something like that in the back of your mind when trying to play can be tough, you really need to be able to block things out if you want to be getting hits (and playing well overall).
Since he didn’t know about it beforehand, it’s a moot point. My bad
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
also, whether Torres hits well from the right side or not, he needs to be in the lineup. His D is worth the risk of an 0-4 night
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH GIANTS
And suck a dick, San Diego.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
There is a large military population in San Diego so does that fall under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I think you read too far into that, partner
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
“There is a large military population in San Diego” is all you needed to say. fuck yeah marcel proust
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Another gem from Baggs:
Another interesting home run factoid for the Giants: Their four homers came in consecutive innings. The last time the Giants homered in four consecutive innings was Aug. 16, 2007, at Atlanta.
Yep, it was a regular murderer’s row that day. I’d give you eighty billion guesses and you still wouldn’t come up with the quartet: Bengie Molina, Daniel Ortmeier, Randy Winn and Kevin Frandsen.
If you had the quinella on that, hey, put down the computer and haul yourself to Del Mar.
(Or go next year. Season closed at the track Wednesday.)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
When’s the last timei two teams combined for 6 home runs at petco? Must have been a long time ago unless I’m mistaken.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
From the same postgame notes:
In case you were wondering, the record for home runs hit by one team in a game at Petco Park is five, last done in 2008. The Padres have done it twice and the Braves did it once (in a 15-12 game, and I think they must’ve had the bonobos from the San Diego Zoo pitching in some kind of promotional stunt that day).
I’d have to imagine in one of those games, the other team hit at least one home run. So, maybe a couple years? Maybe more, maybe less. Real helpful, I know.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
There might have been some 3 and 3 though.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah, I know. I’m just saying that the odds are good that it hasn’t been that long since a 6-HR game at Petco, unlikely though it seems.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
During the game, the Pads announcers said that this was the first time any team had hit four HRs in a game against the Pads this year. I guess that includes on the road as well.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
On the comments section
Dregarx, you were mentioned.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah, I started there and never really left.
It gets kind of tedious sometimes, but every once in a while I let myself get roped into an argument as long as it doesn’t turn into a flame war.
There have been some pretty nasty posts directed at me related to my age and other stuff. Doesn’t help that I used to vocally support F. Lew there.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
CAUTION: DOWNGRADE

RUNAWAY PADRE RAMP 2 MILES
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That looks nice, I want to go there.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I was going to say that it looks like Canada
But then I saw the “1/2 mi. ahead,” so now I’m just curious.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL gas lamp ghost town
Apparently a few of the 10 people at post at gas lamp ball think huff, torres, and burrel are on the roidz.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Their insults are even more amusing. Talking about Cain and Wilson being gay with each other, Cain being an inbred child, etc. It goes on and on.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I noticed this as well.
Keep it unclassy, San Diego
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, one never sees ridiculous accusations and scurrilous insults about the opponent here.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rec’ing your own post = digital masturbation
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!
I INVENTED THE MOON, YOU SON OF A BASTARD.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SO YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON THEN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH SNAP!!! I INVENTED THE SUN!!! U CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE SUN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WATCH ME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ITS DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT CUZ, CUZ, oh hell Russell Martin can still suck it…
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain and Wilson being gay with each other
That’s not an insult, that’s hawt.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HAI GUYZ!
Did Pat’s HR land yet??? Awesome game!!! Every game just gets bigger now, lets go Dirty!
Ohhh and Fuck The Padres
Good
Drunk is win
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah man, you’re back in SLO aren’t you?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah
Downside: No Giants games
Upside: Everything else
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Hahaha yeah
Tuesday! Although I need to get a bunch of stuff still.
You can just watch JustinTV or buy MLB.TV or something.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Shift- A: My pleasant surprise of the midseason trades and acquisitions: Javier Lopez
I didn’t see the point in picking him up at the time, didn’t think he’d had that much to offer a team that had pretty strong pitching…and he’s been quietly yet effectively getting the job done pretty much every time we put him out there, including last night.
I still have hope.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Yeah, he’s been lights-out. I still think we overpaid, but I can’t complain about the job he’s done as a Giant so far.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker: 0 for 10 since being called up
Joe Martinez has appeared in one game and pitched 3 innings since being traded
well, never mind then!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
WE WON!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Irony...
Post on Gaslampball
Andres Torres: Face it, you’re just overachieving
Time for you to regress back to your suck level
he has regressed a bit. Probably just a slump,though.
He hasn’t walked in September. D:
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I just like the regress gripe coming from a Fathers fan...
Hey Padres fan…your entire team is a regression waiting to happen (10 game losing streak notwithstanding)
More Andres Torres Facts:
After probably the worst stretch of hitting he’s had all season:
still more valuable than Adrian Gonzales by fWAR.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Lets not forget...
Padres have lost 11 consecutive games to teams that aren’t the Dodgers.
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 10, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions
Moving day at the office
Check out what I dug out of the old boxes in my cube

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck work, let drink (your domestic Chandon)!
Let us know when your love is complete.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Whoa is that Rich Aurilia with “Super Shallow Flyout to Right Field Action”?
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude it's all about SHINJOOOOOOOOO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Best defensive DH in history
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I want to cry whenever I read this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
still have the Shinjo bubbahead
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
IT’S NOT A DOLL IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never really needed to use chapstick
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Screw the chapstick
Check out that HP-48G in the background, 1994 Vintage
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I had that Nen one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have the Bonds/Kent/Snow/Dusty set from Jag in the Box…. somewhere.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jag in the Box?
Is that where they only let you use the drive-through if you’re in a fancy sports car?
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the worst porn titles in recent memory.
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasnt there a video here of that Uribe home run vs. Broxton on youtube that was captured by a fan? i thought it was posted here… i’ll try looking it up again
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i swear it was a fanshot or just in a post game thread here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Found it in a Grant post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfaqLDI_mY
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I love he puts his shades on at the end—I thought it was going to be the greatest cinematic facepalm ever.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
well, the dude that was filming it was a giants fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh…
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
it is fantastic
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL no, they were all at the park
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Both of them?
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
They were just walking around the concourse the whole time
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
this would be depressing from any other team. But since its the Padres. LOL U
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, they were all wearing the camo jerseys.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Baggs said they were dressed like blue chairs
How did he miss them?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
too busy failing to exist
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
attendance, also regressing.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Posey
Doubles power only.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
that was a manly home run
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Late for the party
But I just wanted to say that game was AWESOME.
Great start from Cain but also contributions from nearly everyone (except Pablo and Guillen). Some great plays from Sanchez, dingers all over the place, Lopez and Ramirez nailing it down and giving the rest of the bullpen a rest. Howzabout three more just like that?
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Remember that time when Matt Cain pitched a gem and the Giants hit a shitload of homeruns to beat the Padres?
That was awesome.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
What color is the sky in your fantasy world?
1) Cain never wins
2) Giants never hit homers
3) Giants never hit homers in Petco
4) Giants do not score runs for Matt Cain
5) Giants do not beat the Padres
last night was the tiniest venn diagram overlap area ever
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
He’s well into 2013 in his run support credit advance.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants lineup
Garland praised the Giants and the late-season additions San Francisco has made to the batting order.
"They have an unbelievable lineup," he continued. "It seems they keep stacking and stacking and stacking. They haven’t been to the playoffs in a while and they are hungry."
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/sep/09/san-francisco-puts-giant-hurt-padres/
I like the praise. But damn Yahoo! needs to hire better writers.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AqIBu73s763yZmiqyMEqz9YRvLYF?slug=sh-giantspadres091010
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL CF Eugenio
CF
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Eh...
there should be a ~ sign for “eeehhhhhhhhh…” for RF
Also what about that Freddy Sanchez? I sort of just realized he’s been ridiculous since August!
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
LOL Nate
Also, April 21 Sandoval > Sept. 9 Sandoval.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
lol i posted that below before i read all the comments. great minds think alike
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Can Pablo not equal himself?
like, 2009 Pablo > Present Pablo
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/shift-A
WOO THAT GAME WAS AWESOME
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
Yes, yes it was, made it that much sweeter when i was at the bar here in oxford
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FYI
Miami (Ohio) oblong football was getting a little love from Tolbert on KNBR yesterday for how their defense played Florida, and for how well they were prepared.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Haha, that is sweet! although, it really wasnt the defense, it was more Florida fucking up… But that’s awesome, Eastern michigan vs. Miami tomorrow!!! I’ll be there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I would just like to say that I greatly enjoy Florida fucking up.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i still want to fight grape for insulting David Foster Wallace. If he’s any kind of a man he’ll respond to my challenge here.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
OH SNAP
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN
WARRIOR NEEDS AN ASS-KICKING BADLY
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
DELOREAN DEMANDS SATISFACTION.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
/Plays_the_only_3_chords_I_know
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
You’re three-fourths of a way to making a song similar to (nearly) every pop song made in the past 40-50 years!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
And all the way to playing every song the Ramones ever wrote!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/starts collecting wgers
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What are wgers? Like chavs?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I HAVE A TYPING DEFICIENCY. I AM SORRY FOR MY MEDICAL CONDITION.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you shared any bodily fluids with daveinexile?
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Who hasn’t?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL
Have you shared any bodily fluids with daveinexile?
Dave, no offense, but this is very funny.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
voice immodulation disorder?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
AND A LITTLE SOFTER NOW. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Urban acknowledges MCC:
http://www.csnbayarea.com/09/09/10/Mychael-Urban-Sept-9-In-Game-Chat-Transc/landing_urban_v3.html?full_args=09/09/10/Mychael-Urban-Sept-9-In-Game-Chat-Transc/landing_urban_v3&blockID=307798&feedID=2796
From tom
shouldn’t you just log on to mccovey chronicles and have the chat in the gameday thread?
Mychael Urban CSN
They don’t want me there, believe me.
Like with most journalists...
I think it varies. I still think it’s sort of hilarious that McC seems to have this reputation of eating writers alive and spitting out the bones. I mean we criticize, but we aren’t exactly Fire Joe Morgan…
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
There are some here who are extremely harsh. Unreasonably so at times, justifiably so at times.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
agree
One thing we’ve got to keep in mind, especially about radio guys, is that they’ve got to fill up like FOUR HOURS OF AIRTIME a day. One way to do that is to say preposterous shit that gets the natives all restless. Then the natives call in and etc the cycle repeats.
It’s unfair to judge Urban solely on the basis of the stuff he says on the radio. I think he’s probably a pretty smart guy who mostly gets it.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
ahahahahha
he’s nothing if not perceptive.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Grant's reply
@MUrbanCSN Aw, we’d love to have you. Bring the cat pictures and some bourbon and you’ll run the place
Bulleit
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bourbon and scotch are whiskies. Although there is some question as to how “whiskey” is spelled.
by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m a scotch drinker myself. I tried bourbon (Maker’s Mark) for variety once and didn’t really take to it. I wonder if there are people who regularly drink both.
by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
My wife and I are in this line as well. We tried for a few days to sample a few high-end bourbons (cause all the cool kids drink it), but found it to be a tad sweet in general.
But we like really peaty scotch, so we’re far from normal.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
My everyday scotches are Glenlivet and Glenfiddich, which are on the smooth end. Every once in a while I splurge on a Highland Park, which is as peaty as I like it — although I do in fact like it. But I tried Laphroaig once and it’s just not my thing.
by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
We started brown-bagging our buddy Glen(livit) into the park this season after the Giants had the vacuum-bottle giveaway.
If they didnt want us to bring booze into the stadium, they shouldn’t have had Flask day!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
speaking of
anyone else have Penderyn, Welsh whiskey?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It varies between Scotch and all the others.
I think. (Going on dim memory.) I believe Scotch is “whisky” and the rest are each a “whiskey”. Note that the word derives from an ancient term—Celtic? Pictish?—meaning “water of life”.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
You drink what Grant drinks or leave.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
well, I'm not sure how you can follow this crazy team without a little tonsil polish
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
it's not easy, or pleasant
but it can be done.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
i'll gladly LEAVE, screw that shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It would certainly be something the oft-favored Baggs has never done… OR HAS HE?
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I have the hunch that the BBWAA automatically expels people who go that far down the internet rabbit hole
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
WTF Gaslampball
At some point between the 3rd and the 6th inning when the Giants were raining home run balls on the poor children at the Petco Beach, a Giants fan dressed in a prison uniform came to heckle us. “STAND UP FOR THE GIANTS!” My response was that we were there for that very reason since the Giants are the cancer of the league.
This was one of those Stand Up to Cancer people in the outfield during the game yesterday.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Correction: Outfield bleachers
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Stand Up To Cancer
A subtle difference between that and “Stand Up For Cancer”
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
“Who wants cancer?! Stand up and show yourself if you want cancer!”
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
STAND UP FOR CANCER!@!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I, for one, think that cancer has enough supporters
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Huh?
I can’t make heads or tails of that heckle…
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
I think it’s a Dave Dravecky reference.
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder who the Lupus of the league is.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The Cubs, since it’s never them.
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
oh snap
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
/flowchart
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ULTRA ZING
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Who is the Kelly Leak?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The Giants are cancer. The Padres are Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
ITS NOT LUPUS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
only if you let them bite
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
some friends of mine in BKLN had them
i wouldn’t wish that on anyone. fucking awful.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
maybe Russell Martin
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Got them in Philly too. The suggest not going to movie theaters and if you do and you feel itchy strip down right after you walk in the door and put all of you clothes in the dryer for 20 min
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, the Padres are the Polydactyly of the league.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats Gaslampball
You continue to be an embarrassment. Keep up the good work.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Good
Now about the Capricorns — I’m thinking Dodgers.
by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
AHHHH!
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
As long as the locusts are not headed for Brandon Belt's bat, I don't care.
Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.
"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

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