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A once in a lifetime chance for the Giants

I was around in August. You know, last week. I was paying attention to baseball and everything. So if someone could explain how the Giants are just a game-and-a-half away from home-field advantage throughout the playoffs, I'd sure appreciate it.

Star-divide



W L ERA GS IP H ER HR BB SO
Matt Cain                     

2 2 3.00 6 39.0 36 13 2 7 38


W L ERA GS IP H ER HR BB SO
Tim Lincecum            

0 5 7.82 5 25.1 33 22 5 13 27


W L ERA GS IP H ER HR BB SO
Barry Zito                     

0 4 7.76 5 26.2 38 23 6 12 18


W L ERA GS IP H ER HR BB SO
Jonathan Sanchez    

2 2 3.53 6 35.2 26 14 5 16 36


W L ERA GS IP H ER HR BB SO
Madison Bumgarner
1 1 5.29 6 32.1 47 19 5 10 18

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com
Generated 9/8/2010.


That was the rotation. The team strength. The constant. The only thing we could count on for the past two years. When the pennant race started to tighten, three rotation members imploded. They pulled other starters into their gravity. They absorbed all light, reflecting none. They sucked. And how.

With three-plus weeks left in the season, the Giants are just a game-and-half back from the best record in the National League. And we may ask ourselves, well, how did we get here? This is not my beautiful rotation. This is not my beautiful lineup.

Of course, it's not time to start pouring champagne over each other just yet. If the season ended today, the Giants wouldn't make the playoffs. But I know exactly how the Giants would have gotten there. That road map is not a mystery. We all remember the limp offensive performances, the rough starts, and the bullpen meltdowns. We might tell ourselves, this is so our out-of-code shanty. We might tell ourselves, this is exactly our wife, looking like Julian Tavarez in pantyhose.

I have no idea how to describe this team. It doesn't feel like a league-chomping juggernaut like the 2000 team did in the second half. It doesn't feel like a team of destiny and luck like the 1997 team did. The 2010 team feels like a blank slate. They've blown our minds with thrilling wins, like the four-homer comeback win against the Dodgers and Jonathan Broxton. Remember that? That was awesome.

Sigh. So awesome.

Wait, sorry. Just thinking about the look of disappointment on Broxton's face as he turned to watch Juan Uribe's ball leave the yard. Remember that? That was awesome.

Anyways, the Giants have also crushed our spirits with brutal losses. They've lost a one-hitter, a game in which they rallied from nine down, and a 15-inning game against a division rival. They've often scored just enough to tantalize, but not enough to win, just like last year.  Duane Kuiper picked up on it early. Giants baseball: torture.

That's why I'm just filled with optipessimism. I'm getting greedy, and starting to think that if the starters are as good in September as they were awful in August, maybe they will somehow end up with the best record in the NL.  I don't know how they're in the position to even think about that, but they are. But I'm also thinking that the Giants blew their best chance by not winning more games during the Padres' losing streak, and that the Padres are still going to out-doink the Giants in their seven remaining games against each other.

I've never been this conflicted about a team since I've followed sports. I could write a 1,000-word essay on why they're going to be eliminated from contention next week. I could write a 1,000-world essay on why they're going to end up with home-field advantage. It's frustrating. It's really, really frustrating.

It's also pretty danged fun. No point, really. It's just kind of a weird season. Same as it ever was.

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Same as it ever was.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Letting the days go by . . .

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

water flowing underground….

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 8, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Prefer...

Well we know where we’re goin’
but we don’t know where we’ve been.
And we know what we’re knowing’
but we can’t say what we’ve seen.

by JayReed on Sep 8, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully we’re heading somewhere instead of being on a Road to Nowhere.

TEH INTERNETZ: if you're wondering whether it's worth it, it's not worth it.

by lurkers UNTIE on Sep 8, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This must be the place ….

by bombs on Sep 8, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to wait for more instructions. No one makes a monkey out of me.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Sep 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qu’est que c’est

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Sep 8, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once there were tailgaters
Now it’s a peaceful oasis
(you got it, you got it)
This was a baseball park
Now it’s all covered with daisies
(you got it, you got it)
I miss the panda hats, splash hits, and five dollar churros
(you got it, you got it)
And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention!
(you got it, you got it)

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lord I pray you give me strength to carry on...

cause I know what it means…

TO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREET OF DREAM!

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

TH to Whitesnake in one ugly little step.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i maintain that pre-Slide It In Whitesnake is really damn good and will fight anyone what says different.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They weren’t men yet.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not little children

and we know what we want

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the future is certain

Give us time to work it out

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may ask yourself, “Who is that slow running right fielder?”
Sabean may ask himself, “My God, what have I done?”

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sabes has NO self reflection gene. NONE.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same as it ever was.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

@SavvySabes Clubhouse manager Mike Murphy claims he didn’t order me this case of pink thongs and Huff says he’s only wearing the one, so… mystery. BS

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever runs that twitter account is hilarious

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

time is holding us
time isn’t after us

by eldingo on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

time isn’t holding us
time is an act of us

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think eldingo is right

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel good about Zito tonight.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Zeets better get it done or else he needs to be Scott’d

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who

would you replace him with? Dontrelle?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have enough hackers already.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 8, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gibson!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only hides the kook on the right

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem With That Plan

Eric Hacker = Teh Suck

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, but . . .

. . . that is not the same as being good enough to start games in what so far is a tight race.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would need a 40 man move.

Hinshaw?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw for Toro (and I don’t mean Miguel Del)!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yu Darvish!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like chicken tonight.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like chicken tonight!
Chicken tonight!

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Hank Williams tonight.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 8, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it cold in there?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I asked Hank Williams

how lonely does it get?
Hank Williams hasn’t answered me yet.
But I hear him coughing all night long
a hundred floors above me
in the tower of song.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You type well

for a chicken

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s this “for a chicken” crap? You got something against chickens?!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Nothing at all … Fowlie

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sharpens large talons

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how you could hold tha….OH. WOW.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this, “Seven”?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sharpens claws and fangs

(or whatever snow leopards have)

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for Gallo

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll do it for free chicken

by aaroncallagher on Sep 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad about Zito tonight. Daniel Hudson too.

/puts Jergens away

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still reading the tea leaves

of the blown call on Ishikawa at home plate in the Mets game.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 8, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

oh jeez. forgot about that

/goes back to finishing bottle of jack that he also forgot about.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may be 3/3 in games at dodger stadium this year

but I’m 0/2 at AT&T, and that was one of the games I went to. Sooooo dissapointing.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m listening to the Carpenters, and I’m going to Saturn Cafe for lunch. I’ll probably get a veggieburger.

Someone said it yesterday: this is the most entertaining Giants team in years. Between the on-field performances and the off-field antics and personalities, being a Giants fan is fucking fun this year.

Now Bison B.C. is playing.

I’ll probably still get a veggie burger. And steak fries.

Hopefully good Zito will show up tonight.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man. I could sure go for a steak burger and veggie fries right now.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH THE IRONY OF SERVING STEAK FRIES AT A VEGETARIAN DINER

Prince Fielder is a vegetarian.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clint Eastwood is a vegan.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, i’m trying to keep this baseball-related.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY HE IS SF RELATED!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate in college and my gf both tried vegan-ism at points and both dream about dairy products.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t understand this.

i also don’t understand the lineups Bruce Bochy constructs sometimes.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, yeah. That made no sense. I had this eccentric roommate in college he tried to be a vegan while I lived with him. He ending up dreaming about eggs and dairy products. The same thing happened to my GF before I knew her.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

i’ve been vegan for, jeez, going on 20 years, and I never crave or dream about dairy products. i do occasionally jones for a reuben, however.

hey, remember Ruben Rivera’s epic baserunning blunder?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize in advance for this

Homemade:

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not appetizing.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reuben Rivera?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that was the worst sandwich in the history of food!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that looks fuggin amazing.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny, dear god

I am worried about your health. Please tell me you at least made it on whole wheat bread?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is whole wheat bread (I didn’t have any rye on hand). I cured and smoked the pastrami myself. If it makes you feel better, the kraut is a lacto-fermented, living food…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

true fact: sauerkraut and cold pilsener are all that’s needed for a balanced nutritious life.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Sep 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiber, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Iron, Calcium, Protein, B-vitamins, probiotics.

Huh, not bad.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's good to know

It’s cool how you put so much time into it, it makes it taste so much better that way.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually. I have made… mistakes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well curing and smoking sounds complicated!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly it’s just time consuming. And delicious.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rye bread needs butter, but other than that looks great, but they’re even better with knockwurst sliced in half on there, kind of like a sailor.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take 3

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats it I’m having one for lunch

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did indeed have one for lunch!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you consider selling those and then handing out my card in the package?

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had one yesterday.

Underrated sandwich.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

by whom?

pastrami and reubens are history’s greatest sandwiches atmo.

also hamburger i guess.

BASEBALL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m hungry right now!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

A little heavy.

I like me some chicken salad sandwich. A little pesto in there…. Communist, but delectable when done right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Invented in Omaha. Not that I’m saying…

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a nice cutting board. Doesn’t look like bamboo to me, though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clint Eastwood is a good song

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, someone let me outta my cage!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, time for me is nothin’ cuz i’m countin’ no age

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I couldn’t be there
Now You shouldn’t be scared

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m good at repairs, and I’m under each snare

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intangible
Bet you didn’t think so I command you yo

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panoramic view
Look I’ll make it all manageable

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This song makes no sense. Or maybe I just cant grasp the symbolism.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of Del’s stuff is like that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I like the Gorrillaz though, especially Plastic Beach

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demon Days

One of my favorite albums of all time. So much variety yet it’s all so good.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Demon Days and Plastic beach are great.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhinestone Eyes is a great song

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it just came on my radio

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw him live this year in Santa Barbara, he was fucking unbelievable. When he finshed with Clint Eastwood, it brought the house down

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was everyone ok?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing him or Hiero would be pretty cool.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's about an acid trip

you were expecting it to make sense?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their skinny fries are awesome. At least they are in Santa Cruz.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I had no idea until just now that there was a Saturn Cafe anywhere other than Santa Cruz.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

brand-new location in Berkeley, at Oxford and something just west of campus

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither did I.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 8, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Saturn still have Chocolate Madness?

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure what that is

a sundae or something?

(i can check in an hour and report back)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to hate this team if they fall short of the playoffs

Or maybe hate baseball. I get a headache just thinking about all the boneheaded decisions that Sabean/Bochy have made since last season ended.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Truth

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS WATER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 8, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Why the big suit?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Why the big head?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why so serious?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if serious

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 8, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone else read this? Even as an avid cyclist and Heads fan, I couldn’t make it through.

Aaron Rowand did some pretty serious cycling to prepare for the 2010 season.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

My friend

picked up a drunken David Byrne and Cindy Sherman when they fell off their bikes in the Meat-packing district.
And I wrote a string quartet for Byrne. He was great.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve heard nothing but good things about DB. A friend of mine engineers his sessions pretty often and says he’s a mensch.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well David Byrne is the fucking man, did you hear his quasi rap a few years ago?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally OT

but I love this clip

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=59435851

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 8, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that time would've been better spent in the batting cage...

Just sayin’

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time well spent in preparation for losing his job.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Sep 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Heads recommendation

Do you have an album of theirs to start with for the (relatively) unfamiliar? I sometimes don’t necessarily like to start on the first album of an older band, but something in the middle and then go back to the beginning.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 8, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remain in Light

atmo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be debating this, start with Remain in Light, then go to Talking Heads 77 (their 1st), then More Songs... (their second). The live albums are good starting places as well (Stop Making Sense and The Name of the Band…)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Stop Making Sense a lot.

by paboperfecto on Sep 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more “Fear of Music”

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Lethem: " My identification was so complete that I might have wished to wear the album Fear of Music in place of my head so as to be more clearly seen by those around me."

by Evan on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rhino reissue of the live Name of This Band

is friggin amazing. Much better than Stop Making Sense as a listening experience (though I love the film dearly).

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was vinyl only until just recently. (I was at the show that became side two shortly after my 18th birthday.)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw them with Burning Spear at the Civic in 1982. Epic.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dissenting opinion

Start with Remain in Light.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CALL 2-2 RECORD AWESOME!!!!!!! THERE IS A REASON YOU AREN"T A GM!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a no. 1...

or no. 2, 3, 4 or 5…maybe a spot starter at best

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Side note: As some of you know I have a anti-sabr borther in law who I go to Phillie games with. I went to the first game of the philly/fish double header with him and one of his friends on Monday. I made the mistake of saying the Stanton is one of the best young players in the league. They laughed and made fun of his .232 BA.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

borther in law

is that some sort of attorney lingo.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the love of Dog

How hard would it be to change that T to a K?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the hardest thing ever to do in graphic editing.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope your nephews and nieces follow after your sister.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In August, I started did something three time that was related to the Giants and they won all three games, I’ve now done that super secret superstitious thing three times in September; they won all three games.

Record 6-0. So what I’m saying is… sorry guys, I will pick more games for us to win this month.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

You better do this during the Padres series.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe ONLY doing the Padres series. Don’t want to tempt the baseball gods to smite you, and all of us along with you.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

fap fap fap

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/propellers

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

our team is streaky

the pitching staff is streaky as a whole and so is the offense.
the starters pitch shitty at once and then amazing all at once
the bullpen sucks together, and does great together.
the offense sucks ass together and then rapes together.
hopefully august was our shitty month and we will tear shit up in september

by Aaron Bender on Sep 8, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

a request

don’t use “rape” in this context. it’s in extremely poor taste.

thanks in advance.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

c’est possible

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typo

He meant “rapport” together. Obviously redundant, but correct.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the pitching staff is streaky as a whole and so is the offense.

These two do not streak the same way.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

they did in July, and whoa, what a month that was

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Huff in a thong count as streaking?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhat disagree

I don’t really think our pitching is streaky…we had a bad August but overall it’s been fantastic

Hitting is always streaky…even the Yankees/Phillies go through slumps however I think the Giants hitting is trending upwards since July…certainly it’s a lineup that makes opposing pitchers think..

Torres…one of the best leadoff hitters with pop
Sanchez….good average and takes pitches
Huff…Veteran hitter…good power
Posey…hitting deity
Burrell…big power veteran
Guillen/Ross…good average (not much power though)
Panda…still a threat…trending up
Uribe…power threat

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

is. wonderful.

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

meaning

they’ll fall face-first at the end?

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

bingo

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

let them think they have success in their sights and then boom! take it away.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m ok with this

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep watching it...

thinking, she’ll have to get it this time

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Brown thought the same thing about Lucy holding the football (handegg).

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep watching it...

and by “it”, I mean “red pants girl’s shirt”

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically how Jeremy Lusk bought the farm

Except his legs actually made it over his head…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't.stop.watching.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Charlie Brown thing?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were Charlie Brown....

I would’ve kicked the shit out of that bitch Lucy a long time ago…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Brown’s parole hearing special is a classic.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snoopy as the defense lawyer...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

1)The judge sounds like the parents do.
2)Snoopy gets Charlie Brown acquitted
3)Deal with it .gif with Snoopy as the dog

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SnoopDogLawBlog.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still say he should’ve just gone ahead and shanked that judge.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This must come from a “reimagined” Peanuts.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't...stop...watching

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hardest I've ever laughed at a GIF!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It appears that her friend’s face changes from joy to worry at the very end.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One would certainly hope.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And she looked so happy...

Lesson: never trust males wearing white belts.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when the Giants were 8 games back or whatever or worst point was in August, my Dad said, you know what, the Giants will catch the Padres for the division this year. I looked at him like he was crazy, but he was born in the last year the Giants won the series so maybe he has crazy voodoo

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I like looking at this website

Season Summary 78-61, Final Rank:2, GB: 1.0
Farthest Behind 7.5 last on Sunday, Jul 4, for days on which they played
Most Games over .500 17 last on Tuesday, Sep 7
Most Games under .500 never

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SFG/2010-schedule-scores.shtml

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

They haven't been under .500 all season?

Wow.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston sweep to start the season off, 2/3 from the Braves, all uphill from there.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were two instances where it was very close. On July 3, it seemed certain that they would hit .500: they were one game above .500, and facing Ubaldo Jimenez.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say Hey Nation...

Just read ur signature. As an East-coaster, I can tell you A) we’re biased B) We get together at weekly meetings to discuss how we can air more Mets games on TV

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

ElCartero read this http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/8/1676412/red-bull-flugtag-philadelphia-and

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh those articles are full of East Coast bias about the Giants trading players to Toronto and/or Pittsburgh, it’s worse than when they cancelled the 2002 WS.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking. I am on the East Coast, miss the West/Best Coast and rock my Giants gear often. Sadly, it is really tough staying up til 1am watching the games and getting up for work. Though I did it last night.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I am on the east coast too!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, and I’m biased.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

more Mets games on TV

You should bring in the Yankees’ consultant..

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Fast Food Survey/Lunch

In-N-Out…okay…

McD is very underrated…good dollar meal, good ice cream, mcnuggets, and fries

Lunch: Left over mahi mahi with veggies and rice

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Also: not food.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ultimate Cheeseburger is underrated

As are the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i once at 20 tacos from there during a chess tourney. Great day

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

how was the day after?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even have to use my AK

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuddrucker makes me laugh every time I see it.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruddfucker?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That how I usually read it.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how Paul Rudd prefers it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to Rita Rudner?

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Commish yells at me whenever I call it “DumbFuckers”.

Something about setting a bad example for the kids….

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wendy’s is way too far down imo. Nothing beeats a baked potato, jr bacon, and a shake

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that you’re actually eating decent food for lunch instead of the crap to which you devoted all that space.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz I'm cheap and lazy :)

OT OT: Mahi Mahi at Costco is a good buy…like $15 for 4 lbs…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

whataburger is a real thing?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big in Texas. It’s about where it deserves to be on the list.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good grub. The veggies on the burgers are always fresh.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whataburger is very good

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alright

Better than most of the national chains

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD WHITCASTLE ARE THE WORST!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whataburger is terrible imo

I’m not a health nut but even I feel queasy and sick to my stomach after eating the greaseballs that they call burgers.

by snafu on Sep 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about. That’s the one place I wouldn’t call their burgers greasy.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

McDonalds is good to the extent you consider flavors created in a lab in Jersey to be good.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite passages from Fast Food Nation. But I would think all the major chains use chemical flavoring, no?

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expect that to be the case… I pretty much avoid major chains though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just honestly don’t see anything wrong with chemical flavoring.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pet peeve: Natural is always good...

Things that are natural include: Mercury, Arsenic, Sulfur, Animal droppings, insects…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

practically none of our food is “natural” anymore. Have you seen what a wild banana looks like?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is scared to GIS "wild banana"

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

are those seeds?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were birds.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's actually a grill

this is a gangsta banana

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as "girl"

I was going to ask where you lived.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I'm still at work and have to play it safe.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The terms “natural” and “artificial” are themselves kind of arrogant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like we should

drink raw milk or not eat anything cooked above 115 degrees,

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natural is meaningless… try ‘honest’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in some cases, predictable. We basically know what a steak will do to the human body. We aren’t really sure what a lifetime of McRibs will do.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a McRib...of course it's not good for you

but you know what you are getting yourself into…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point is that a lot of the crap in a McRib probably wasn’t ingested on a large scale prior to the 1980’s. We aren’t sure what a lifetime of eating that stuff will do to you, so no, you don’t necessarily know what you are getting yourself into.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...yes I do...

it’s like smoking…inhaling burning objects is generally not a good idea…don’t need scientific evidence to know that

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we did.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The concept is well known...

people just chose to ignore it when it came to smoking

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except it wasn’t well known and was widely disbelieved until scientific studies showed it to be so. People smoked tobacco for hundreds, possibly thousands, of years before learning of its harmful effects.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes inferior components taste like real food. You could be eating pressed dog’s vomit and going ‘man, I love the beefy flavor’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science!

“Better living through Chemistry”
-from the folks who brought you napalm

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Join our nuclear fueled utopia!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nuclear power

is actually really really safe, and relatively clean.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

with probably one of the biggest caveats in the history of life.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

it’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than coal/fossil fuel power.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is where a good portion of our power comes from.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until the disposal of toxic waste is handed over to the private sector to use to irradiate food, or attempt to profit from disposing/managing it more cheaply than their comptetitors.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why you don’t hand it over to the private sector. That’s the “dumbass” part of “paranoid dumbass”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just stick it in Yucca Mountain.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS is often funny, often overused, rarely LOL

This was LOL. Good work sir. Wrecked.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why, incidentally

It’s so important to defeat Harry Reid in this election – other partisan issues aside, he is the one who is preventing us from having a sane and scientifically-based nuclear waste disposal system in this country.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't been in the Champagne Room in awhile...

two words: Sharron Angle

Look them up…be afraid

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would assume that the NIMBY would be strong in all Nevada politicians, not just Democrats.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but also

batshit insane.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batshit deserves more of your respect.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One senator can't really do much

Unless you’re a leader like Reid – Angle can’t do almost any damage, but Reid can imperil our entire nuclear future.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so lobby for a new majority leader

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Political junkies could correct me

But I don’t think there’s been a majority leader defeated for re-election to that post – they either lose their elections or resign their leadership positions, AFAIK.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they can be pressured to resign

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's not just that he's NIMBY

It’s that he’s a NIMBY who’s senate majority leader, so he can single-handedly stop the project, more or less.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the value in that issue, it’s just not worth the rest of the crazy, to me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, so much this.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There isn't much that I think

is more important than securing our nuclear materials.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perusing Wiki’s summary of her positions, she’s exactly the opposite of my views on 98% of the issues.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but in any case

I live in California, so…

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But that doesn’t mean I haven’t sent some money over into Nevada.

It’s nice that the R candidate in cali is personally wealthy – means I can give all the money I was planning on donating to beat Boxer to other people.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is (in no particular order)

1) opposes abortion, including in cases of rape or incest

2) voted against fluoridating drinking water

3) eliminating the complete Internal Revenue Service code

4) quote : “I don’t, however, buy into the whole man-caused global warming, man-caused climate change mantra of the left. I believe that there’s not sound science to back that up.”

and then…there is this

[Angle] agreed in a 2009 interview that there are "domestic enemies" within the "walls of the Senate and the Congress."

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Angle] agreed in a 2009 interview that there are “domestic enemies” within the “walls of the Senate and the Congress.”

does she mean non-insane people?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I voted for Angle

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kidding. I live in California and I can’t even vote here.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you voted for Kurt Angle.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not individually

but collectively they’re pretty damning

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose

Don’t get me wrong – I’m pretty libertarian, and I object to a lot of Angle’s views.

But Angle on her own can’t impose any of her views on us, she wouldn’t have that power even as a senator.

Reid on HIS own can impose his view on Yucca on the rest of the country, putting our energy and national security at risk.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are only 100 senators...

these days…one senator can change the entire direction of the country…see health care bill

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a surprisingly one-sided debate for this site. So I will bite.

A few points, and then the elephant in the room:
-If you live in CA, you don’t get much of your power from coal/fossil fuels.
-The risk of a meltdown occurring at a plant may be small (Homer Simpson notwithstanding) – I don’t know the numbers, but the negative effects could be catastrophic.
-Yucca Mountain has been studied for decades and billions of dollars and still hasn’t found to be adequate for long-term storage.

How do you deal with the waste issue? I would love to tell you the story about this project that a colleague of mine is working on where nuclear material has seeped into the groundwater in WA state because the containment units that the US Military used have been leaking for some time. These units are about 70 years old. Nuclear waste is radioactive for 100,000 – 1,000,000 years. One of the firms working on this project is modeling groundwater transport for a 100,000 year period. Ridiculous. Also, suck Russell Martin.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry
-Yucca Mountain has been studied for decades and billions of dollars and still hasn’t found to be adequate for long-term storage.

That statement is false. The project has always passed scientific muster; the only reason it has been stopped is because Reid cut the funding in this years appropriations bill.

Even the current Energy Secretary, Stephen Chu, was in favor of Yucca. That is, before he joined the administration, which is going along with Harry.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I cant think of anything that doesnt happen to (see also: military/private security contractors)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

don’t get me started. The US’s use of PMCs will go down as one of the biggest “WTFs” in history when all is said and done.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s a pretty big if.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I inadvertently double-chasmed you guys.

Is that even possible?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, since you must’ve just done it. And, if so, well done. Well done, indeed. Most. Impressive.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of indoor plumbing.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I'm thinking of

penicillin, sterilization, vaccines, filtration systems, medical technology, plastic, and on and on

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the xbox and the xbox 360.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Better living through Chemistry"
~from the folks who brought you napalm LSD (which was originally a nutural fungus—ergot—that grew on rye).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDNKT

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, good or bad, I’m a complete slave to chemical flavoring now.

The point of the book is not to pass judgment on chemical vs. non-chemical flavoring but to explain that it it is what makes the organizationally centralized but geographically dispersed agricultural system that has emerged to serve the fast food industry possible. Food is not cultivated and distributed locally. Its production is industrialized, and processed poultry, potatoes, and beef are then shipped thousands and thousands of miles to fast food restaurants around the nation and the globe. This distribution system kills any natural flavoring the food might have had, and chemical flavoring puts a strong flavoring back in.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The super-nice guys at Phat Philly’s included a miracle bag of Herr’s Dill Pickle potato chips with my order last night. They prominently declare “artificially flavored” in a font bigger than Potato Chips.

Odd, I thought as I scarfed them down today (just to be polite).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me...McDonalds is like Jose Guillen...

Cheap…don’t expect too much…

It makes me laugh that all these fast food joints are putting in “gourmet burgers”…they’re way overpriced and taste awful…

Example..Carl’s Jr. 6 dollar burger (hadn’t had one that wasn’t burnt to a crisp), Jack’s “gourmet sandwiches” (just horrible), McD’s “Angus burgers”

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which one has the cheesesteak burger?

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carls Jr.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That should come with a 10% funeral discount

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least you won't gain any weight...

Because you’ll just shit it out an hour later…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

They could also just serve it with a free liver biopsy and then market it as “eat your own foie gras”

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not even their most heart-attack inducing. That prize belongs to the grilled cheese bacon burger.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonalds is like Jose Guillen – worthless as a baseball player.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is the best one

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecked.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, sir.

by kudo on Sep 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molinabarrow

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 8, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, two greens in one thread. Feels like after I visit Tijuana.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he joined the new farmer’s union:

The E.I.E.I.O.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

McDonald’s chief virtue is it’s speed, followed by it’s price. So maybe it’s more like Darren ford.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

What part of the chicken does the McClank come from?

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you give you the wrong thing about 1/2 the time? if so, then definitely Velez

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they drop your food on the ground and stare at it without moving, then it's Velez

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now in familiar Zorak shapes!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the thing that makes McDonald’s so great is that you know exactly what you are going to get whether you are in Fresno or Taiwan. It is repeatable and consistent but bland and not very good.

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

American vendors are totally unimaginative

Foreign McDonalds are great at serving local favorites like porridge in HK…

Best example is 7-11…7-11 in the US have the worst food…7-11 in Asia = awesome

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spam Musubi is the staff of life

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll show you the staff of life.

/grabs crotch

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

YOU JUST GOT SERVED

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially relevant as spam is pronounced the same as “sperm” in engrish.

by kudo on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be shopped.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

not at all… they served a McCrab when i eas living in Baltimore, but i can’t find the image

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s not too far-fetched. I did have a McPoutine once in Montreal.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a poutine advocate

This both frightens and intrigues me.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

qu’est que c’est, poutine?

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fries with brown gravy and cheese curds

I think the gravy is supposed to be from a can, and the fries are supposed to be soggy. It’s gross, yet good. Well, at least at the non-McDonalds places.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, part of the key is to have big, fleshy, blandish fries to soak up all the fat and juices and stuff. McDonalds fries are thin, oversalted, and supersaturated with crap, so they don’t work.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CANADA

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Sep 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t very good. It was just the only place open at that point in the evening.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it's real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPs6ocFO2PQ

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that the McDonald’s at the Manchester (NH) airport used to have that every summer. Never even considered buying it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know what the call the quarter pounder with cheese in europe?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quarter pounder con fromage?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Royale with cheese

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SOON!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Samuel L Jackson says that line in that recent movie “the other guys” and Travolta said it in a recent movie too?

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Artichoke cream & asiago cheese? Sounds promising.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that actually looks really good

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Isn’t this the ciabatta burger from Jack In The Box?

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a shrimpy patty at a Hong Kong McDonalds. I was almost tempted to try it.

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by El Person on Sep 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

*shrimp

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

During a weeklong training seminar about ten years back

we had to read and produce a product marketing plan using concepts from the Wharton BSchool study of McDonalds Drive-Thru marketing plan of 1975. It was actually pretty interesting stuff, and a true paradigm shift for restaurant marketing. While none of us could imagine a fast food outlet without a drive thru today , this simple idea changed the country….and made americans fatter.

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by nvsfg on Sep 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonald’s is too high on that list.

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by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That chart neglects

to either “make a run for the border” or to “think outside the bun”.

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr the same thing?

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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, yes.

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by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS!

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellman's/Best Foods

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by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first job was at a Hardees.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salami and muenster on whole wheat, tater salad on the side. I enjoy being post-call.

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by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

McD is given a bad rap

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by slackersphere17 on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

by being terrible

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by being the reason that it costs so much to go to the doctor.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's unfair...

McD can actually be pretty healthy…self-control

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

do you really believe this???

please, tell me how McDonalds can be healthy. I’m all ears.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't eat a lot of it

don’t eat only it.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean

it might not be “healthy” but you can at least make it “not unhealthy”

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i gotta disagree. i mean, unless you stuck to the salads? without dressing? i fail to see how you could make a healthy diet out of McDonalds.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I don’t count “not full of animal fat” to be necessarily healthy.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well there's your problem

Incorporating occasional McDonalds into a healthy diet is not unhealthy. Eating ONLY McDonalds will be unhealthy pretty much no matter what.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you won’t become unhealthy by only occasionally eating McDonald’s, but that doesn’t make it “pretty healthy”

Fruits are pretty healthy, that’s why I can eat them all day every day.

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by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, exactly what I said
it might not be "healthy" but you can at least make it "not unhealthy"

Also, eating fruit all day every day is pretty damn unhealthy.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm

how is eating fruit all day “unhealthy”?

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

way too much sugar for one

not getting necessary nutrients found in other foods for another.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t say he ONLY ate fruit.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously you eat them with other things. I think for something to be considered healthy,you should be able to eat it 3 times a day and not end up with health problems as a direct result.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh, i disagree. there are plenty of people who do subsist solely on fruit. those people probably aren’t pictures of health, but at the same time, i eat fruit throughout the day and I’m pretty durned healthy.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

once again

it comes back to how much you eat.

I could easily eat a McDonald’s chicken sandwich, fruit parfait and soda every day and be a picture of health.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

i still maintain that this statement

eating fruit all day every day is pretty damn unhealthy.

 is on pretty shaky rhetorical ground

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you’d be surprised how little nutrients you’d find in that diet.

Also, soda is totally terrible.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the sodas are easily the most insidious things on a fast food menu

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What sealed the deal for me was when I gave up soda.

I craved the stuff horribly for a month, and then never looked back. It was like going through rehab.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve given it up for Lent 2 out of the last 3 years and have dropped ~15 lbs each time, but then after the 40 days it starts with one and then it goes back to being a daily habit. Definitely need to stop drinking it, but it’s rough.

Also, sodas are bad on the fast food menus, but the milkshakes might be the worst. I

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ironically

unless you’re one of the wierdos who eats it without the dressing, the salads often have the highest caloric content.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that not buying soda is a lot easier than not drinking it. And then, you don’t drink it as a result of not having it. Which solves the problem.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They give it out FREE here at work. It was really hard to quit.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounds pretty sucky. Whenever soda is around, I want to drink it. If I don’t have it around, I don’t miss it, though.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

More proof that you’re better than me.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really the only way to do it. It’s a lot harder to hold back when you’re thirsty and it’s eyeing you every time you open the fridge.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1
I don’t buy it, so the only time I drink it is when I’m eating out.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that not buying soda is a lot easier than not drinking it

This is exactly how I stopped drinking soda.

“Wait, this costs money! I have very little money! I should rethink my grocery shopping priorities.”

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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drink soda but only once a week so I’ve cans in the ‘fridge that has been there for months. I’ve also lost 20 pounds because I cut down on soda.

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by SFGuy on Sep 9, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i drink

about a 6 pack of (diet) soda/day. All in all, I’m pretty damn healthy.

Meh.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but you’re unhealthy in spite of the soda, not because of it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well right

I never said that soda was the cause of my good health. Good metabolism, a relatively healthy diet overall, and working out are more responsible for that.

My point is that just because something isn’t healthy doesn’t mean it’s unhealthy

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the point is that because you manage to minimize the effects of an unhealthy practice, it doesn’t mean it’s a healthy practice.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY!?

Goddamnit. I NEVER SAID IT WAS HEALTHY. In fact, I specifically said it WASN’T healthy

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was with you until that last sentence. If something isn’t healthy, then it is unhealthy.

I get what you’re saying, and I don’t disagree that you can stay healthy even if you eat unhealthy things. However, in my opinion if a food has more negatives than positives, it’s unhealthy.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is possible

for something to be health-neutral.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't disagree

but in that case, why put it in your body?

(i know, i know, because it tastes good/feels good/wahtever).

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to side with Viliphief on this one. I drink a substantial amount of (what I consider to be) health-neutral Microbrew because it’s delicious.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Viliphief

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Join my Viliphiefdom.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

it’s MY Viliphiefdom.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, different one.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except...

alcohol is pure empty calories…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a very thin guy.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but again

having a limited amount of empty calories is not in and of itself bad for your heath.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

health*

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

as far as your body is concerned, there are no “empty calories.” my body wants all the calories it can get hold of. if it can’t use em now, it’ll store em for later.

ie make me a fat fucker.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I’d MUCH rather eat McDonalds (for example) once or twice a week and go to the gym than not.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really have the urge to get McDonald’s because I don’t think it tastes very good. Personally I go to the gym with a goal in mind, and for me eating unhealthy at the same time is just counter-productive.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

to each their own

I don’t eat McDonalds very much because I only like like 3 things on their menu, but I do plenty of other unhealthy things.

My goal when I go to the gym is to offset those things so I don’t have to give them up.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, i'm not making a stand here

i eat crap far more often than I would like. but i try to be cognizant of what I’m consuming. if it doesn’t have some nutrient/health benefit, then why am i consuming it? I at least try and ask myself that question.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

and I came up with the same answers you did. My verdict: for me, worth it.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old are you?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

25

though my dad, at 53, drinks almost as much

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly hope that both of you continue in good health… my understanding is that drinking large amounts of soda (diet or otherwise) increases your risk of obesity related health problems like diabetes, and that the older you get, the more likely those problems are to show up.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that was in response to calbearjd saying it can be pretty healthy, which is why I said just because eating something in moderation doesn’t justify it as “pretty healthy.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well right

but you were replying to me.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I said

Sure you won’t become unhealthy by only occasionally eating McDonald’s,
In response to you
and
but that doesn’t make it "pretty healthy"

referencing calbear’s post.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, McDonalds is healthy when you aren’t eating it.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Wasn’t there a guy in Super Size Me who had eaten a big mac every day for like 30 years?

It’s all about portions.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people live to be 100 who smoke and drink, there are exceptions to the rule that mcdonalds is bad for you

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have

salads, apple slices, milk, low-fat ice cream, a great yogurt/fruit combo (for $1), a fruit and walnut salad…

Much better than many of the options available in other fast food joins

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

dude, we all know that that’s not “Mcdonalds.” NO ONE eats that stuff when they go there.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

It’s McDonald’s fault because people choose not to eat the healthier options?

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

just like when you spill your coffee

by wizard5ive on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was actually a pretty legit lawsuit

the coffee was WAY hotter than it was supposed to be. The woman got 3rd degree burns.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd degree burns can’t be healthy…

by wizard5ive on Sep 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you only get them a little, it’s pretty OK.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because McD’s superheats (or used to) their coffee to make the most of it, right?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

they superheated their coffee and was warned about it a couple time previously…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically serving molten lava in cups to people in drive-thrus

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

skin graphs on her groin

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

skin graph

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

my work here is done!

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I never said that. I said that people don’t eat that stuff when they go to Mcdonalds. Never said thing 1 about McD’s having any responsibility in the matter.

Your claim: McD’s is pretty healthy

Me: no fucking way

you: they have fruit

me: man, you know no one eats that shit. McD’s is burgers, fries, and “nuggets” (wahtever those are).

the shit ain’t healthy, full stop.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, milk? not that great for ya.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made brazil nut milk and hazelnut milk last week. can’t believe how simple it was. good too.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soy milk...cool

Papaya milk (milk with papayas) also cool

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

papaya milk sounds delicious but it looks like most recipes just add papaya and sugar to milk?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much...

although if you get a really ripe papaya you can forgo the sugar

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat this...not that!!

listed non fat milk as one of the best foods to eat along with cantelope,kale and others

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

milk is controversial

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to drink a lot of soy milk

But I was also having lots of tofu products. There is evidence that lots of soy can cause hormonal imbalances. I drink regular milk now – moderation.

I’m not implying that you drink soy milk, and you seem like a very educated consumer (of food, your music taste is shit), this just seemed like a good place to stick it to the soy lobby.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing here… ate lot of soy…hormones ska-rude up.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does one know when one’s hormones are screwed up?

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you fight with kaiser for 6 months to test your levels.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fighting with Kaiser is definitely a sign of some sort of imbalance…

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Wilhelm is an intimidating man.

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by dregarx on Sep 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m telling you, try the homemade nut milk. so easy. Here is video: link

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you homemade nut milk

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by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I knew that was coming (TWSS)

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way I’m opening something called “homemade nut milk”

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

switched to almond

i take thyroid meds and the phytoestrogens were interfering with their uptake. so i eat far less soy than i used to.

i appreciate the concern and the tips!

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t go there for those things though.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a choice

It’s like saying supermarkets are bad because people buy oreos and cheetos…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, McDonald’s is a place with 90% of their menu being unhealthy, and the only reason to go to McDonald’s instead of another restaurant/store is for the unhealthy stuff.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again..that's a choice...

most restaurants have crap on their menus…it’s what people go to restaurants to eat…even a place like souplantation/fresh choice has to “spice” up their menu to include very unhealthy things…

My point is that the allegation that McD is the cause of obesity is unfair…it’s up to the parents and the individuals to make healthy choices whoever they go…fast food restaurants, supermarket, at home…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds to me like you’re bringing a whole bunch of McD-related baggage to this conversation. No one here has (yet) claimed that McD is responsible for obesity — just that it’s predominantly terribly unhealthy food (and I’m using the term “food” loosely).

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original post
and by being the reason that it costs so much to go to the doctor.

Implication: McDonalds is the reason why healthcare costs are high by causing obesity

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, fair enough

i didn’t catch that.

nor would i argue against it, though. the western diet is going to be the death of us all here pretty soon. and of course it’s not McDonald’s fault — we’re hard-wired to crave that shit. McD and the other joints are just cashing in on it.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But I actually think McDonalds “tries” to be “healthy”…I mean it’s never going to be Chez Panisse but it actually offers some reasonably healthy alternatives…

compare that to Carl’s Jr, KFC, or Burger King…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think they do, really. i imagine the vast majority of their margin comes on sodas, fries, nuggets, maybe burgers? if they really cared about health they wouldn’t sell the majority of shit they do. they care about making money, though, so they continue to sell us horse-trough-sized Cokes.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've never tried something like the Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger

QED

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's heart stopping

but delicious.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's relative

Of course McD’s bread and butter is the traditional stuff but compared to what it was 10-20 years ago, it’s light years ahead…

Like I said, look at McD’s competitors…only Wendy’s does a better job…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat this...not that

has McD’s at #1 for best fast food.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

it’s pretty despicable how they market so aggressively to children. They are trying to get kids hooked early to create lifelong customers.

I boycott them for many reasons, this is just one, though.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you should boycott

all toys, candy, cereal, snacks…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, you make some of the wackiest logical leaps.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

there’s more to it than that with McD’s but I do make a concerted effort with every purchase to buy locally, buy organic products, basically try and eat a slow food diet.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

No really…awesome…

good nutritionally and for the environment

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"organic"

doesn’t really have a meaning.

Also, not directing this at you, your organic comment set off a tick in my mind because there’s a lot of overlap, but people who are against genetically modified foods piss me off something royal.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well sure organic has a meaning, or, more accurately, several of them. i think most people understand that organic foods are grown without the use of artificial fertilizers and pesticides.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My stance:

A lot of genetically-modified foods are sketchy.

Food isn’t necessarily sketchy just because it is modified.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could be comfortable in this line.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My problem with GMO foods

is environmental…not nutritional…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are incorrect sir.

GM food saves a metric shitton of lives, because it can produce far more food per acre.

Also, pretty much all of our food has followed guided evolution since the advent of agriculture. Going the GM route just speeds that process.

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you a Monsanto spokesman?

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with all that...

my big problem is what will happen with GMO food mixing with “wildtype” species…salmon is a good example…

I’m not against GMO food per se…just unsure of what would happen

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the problem is

that it’s Monsanto, ConAgra, and those other big ag firms who hold all the keys. they most certainly do not have my best interests at heart. they’re not interested in feeding the world; they’re interested in maximizing shareholder value.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/buys Monsanto seeds because they are the only game in town

/comes back next year to find that my plants have been GM’d to not sprout 2 years in a row so that Monsanto can have more of my money

/kills self due to mounting debt

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people do

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toys?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, in this specific context, you’re just talking about toys. You’re not talking about toy tie-ins or things like that. Just toys. Kids shouldn’t have toys?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we should boycott them?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s not the same. Toys are chidlren’s products. They should be marketed toward children. McDonald’s is not a children’s product, which is where marketing it toward children gets fishy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids are a vital part of the market...

they have great influence over their parents as to where they go…

Toys is probably not the best example…scratch out toys…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it didn’t have such a negative stigma surrounding it, and probably some pushing from somewhere, it probably wouldn’t offer the healthy stuff.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does the reason they’re offering the healthy stuff matter?

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by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read “tries to be healthy” as them doing it for the good of society, or something like that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I took the quotes as them not being very good at it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You let them off too easily

They (not just McD of course) are spending millions and millions of dollars on producing the most effective ads modern behavioral science can produce to reinforce the natural sweet/fat cravings and to instill irrational beliefs about the health of their food into the public.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...

but it’s no different that Nike/Gatorade using MJ or beer commercials with beautiful women…if someone believe those things then..it’s on that person

I don’t have a belief that McDonald is healthy but it can be healthy..

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Advertising toys (happy meals) as a way to simultaneously sell them unhealthy crap is a little worse.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

advertising toys to kids*

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's how I started

collecting baseball cards. The 3-d cards of Rose and Mays were cool!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I consider much of advertising to be evil. And I am Satan’s minion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say that...

just pointing out that McD is basically like every other company…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW I don’t find McDonald’s ads to be all that enticing.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE MARKETING HOPE TO CHILDREN! I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK McDONALD’S?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE THINKS THAT CHILDREN SHOULDN’T HAVE HOPE.

BUY BIG MACS

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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supermarkets are pretty bad in general, tons of crap on every aisle and then hardly any real food.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, where are the nutrients? None of those fruits and veggies are fresh, so the fragile Vitamin Cs and thing have long been leeched out.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the apples have Ascorbic Acid (vitamin c) sprayed on them, like they do at Subway.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what you mean by fresh...

Salad:
3 grams of fiber, 130% of Vitamin A, 50% of Vitamin C

Fruit and Yogurt Salad:
2 grams of fiber, 170% of the daily value of vitamin C

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But those are the values early on, not after the product has been on the shelf for a while.

My doctor tells me that one the most misleading foods out there is Orange juice, just because Vitamin C is such a fragile nutrient, that once you buy a bottle of orange juice, there’s no way to know how much has survived.

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For orange juice it

is lost during pastuerisation, but re applied to the juice for public consumption.The more pulp the better.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How? Where are the vitamins? The fiber?

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a good reason.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

culvers is grossly overrated imo, so is sonic

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by atxgiantsfan on Sep 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Diet Hanson's soda

No sugar
no sodium
no calories
and Splenda

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

all those artificial sweeteners are spooky, to me.

i don’t tolerate sucralose at all. you do not want to be anywhere near me if i’ve consumed that stuff.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Artificial sweeteners weird me out, too. But more than that… I like the taste of sugar more.

And, to some other extend, I don’t want to get no calories. I just want to not get several thousands of them per day.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

unsweetened ice tea is my jam. i get the caffeine without the sugar.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck yes!

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best!!!

but I like carbonation once in a while

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

seltzer?

i too enjoy the bubbles, so I bought a sodastream machine. fuggin rules.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are

bucking the trend. /applause

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you’re saying you can make ice-cream sodas at your house?

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 8, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

no ice cream :(

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

optipessimism

This could be your very own “truthiness”, I love the term and who knows it might land you a Peabody.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

one of these?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

and his boy, Sherman.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wayback machine!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This guy?

Photobucket

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moral of the story is be a dork

Shermanator got the girl.

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by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiction

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody got a girl...

or a mom

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 8, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the term and who knows it might land you a Peabody

Could also make you a Sarah Palin wannabe.

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by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd

So true, so true.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we're in the background...

Cheering him on to swing for the fences and go for the HOME RUN!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we’re in the background cheering him on, while secretly hoping he makes a colossal ass of himself and/or the girl smiles to reveal she only has three teeth.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No teeth = a plus

Depending on what you’re shooting for, that is….

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shooting for

I almost wet myself.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should see a doctor about that.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That ain’t the only surprise she has in store.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does her surprise rhyme with block?

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

I hate crocks!

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 8, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spock!

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by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spaaaaahk

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by GiantBrass on Sep 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schlock

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balk?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap for bringing it back to baseball

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen could pick up the drunk chick, then drop her. Then she’d feel like she was about to vomit, so he’d run away, but so slowly that she’d still throw up all over him.

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by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

didn’t see this when I posted just above it.

Great minds, and all that.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is such a good analogy!

I’d just add one thing, though: The friend has an ugly history of ruining hookups at the last moment in legendarily horrific fashion.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, you wanna see my Star Wars action figures?

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by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Premature Elimination? I think there are some performance-enhancing drugs that can help.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we looked at every team in baseball

we would see games where that team SHOULD have won or lost, but that’s part of the beauty of the game. Some say 162 is too many games, but each one matters so, so much.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

if the nfl expands to 18 games we should expand to 200 games. almost year round baseball baby

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all the rainouts that would happen if the schedule went any longer, the season really would be year round

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that the Triple AAA season should be held in the fall/winter and be televised.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should have a team in europe, asia and oceania!

Overplayed memes:
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by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oceania

Is that where the Lost flight went down?

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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little…

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
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by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oceania is the area including Australia, New Zealand, and surrounding islands.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we at war with Oceania?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have always been at war with Oceania

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hate Oceania!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the bad guy in 1984

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

our enemy is Asia..Oceania is our ally…

wait…both Asia and Oceania are our enemies

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Asia do "Heat of the Moment"?

Loved that song!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hate Eastasia!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that near Fareastasia?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might part of the answer be...

…weaker competition in the NL vs. years past?

I get the feeling (but bring no data) that there isn’t a powerhouse team in the NL this year that will easily claim home field advantage.

The Phillies offense has looked like the Giants at times
The Braves are not that good on the road
The Padres have finally shown some vulnerability
The Reds haven’t been that consistent either

So home field does feel up for grabs.

And, as we know, the NL gets home field in the WS this year. I still believe that in 2002 (had they not canceled the WS), if the NL had home field advantage the Giants would have won.

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Best case playoff scenario for us is Reds in DS followed by Rockies (who pass the Pads for the WC) in CS.

Not that I care about playoff matchups very much since I’m so god damn desperate for the Giants to just make the postseason.

by snafu on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best case for me

Giants (west champs/home field), ATL, Reds, Padres

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I see two playoff match ups that the Giants probably can’t win

- ATL on the road
- The Padres anywhere

I think I’d rather face the Phillies than the Padres.

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not with the Phillies' pitching staff

Halliday, Hamels, and Oswalt are pretty darn good…Phillies lineup is getting back to full power…

I think we have a chance to win series against ATL, SD, and Reds…teams that scare me the most are Phillies and STL

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

For what ever reason we have always seemed capable of hitting Oswalt.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve hit each of their big three this year. And I think our strong contingent of LHP might help neutralize their power. As long as they could limit their exposure to RHP other than Lincecum, Cain, Romo and Wilson, they’d have a decent shot. If playoff experience is as overrated as I hope it is.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies do have the best roster but the Giants seem to do well against them at AT&T.

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

braves are the team tha scare me the most in a series

they whomped us when we played them at turner field. Plus theyre a very similar team with decent starting pitching. that spells all sorts of trouble for us

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the team that has home field advantage wins between SF and ATL.

The Padres scare me more than the Braves (unless the Braves have home field).

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly...

Padres don’t scare me as much because

1) They have one legitimate starter (Latos)
2) Their bullpen is overworked
3) The lineup is not power heavy

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

home field advantage in the baseball playoffs is way over rated

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe but I still wouldn’t want to face the Braves this year in the playoffs if they have home field. It may be irrational, but that seems like a series that would be tough to win.

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta’s an easy ticket though—everyone in Atlanta watches college football in October.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't buy this for a minute

Considering that for a long time this season, the best road record of any NL team was a few games over .500, I think home field advantage will be a huge deal in the playoffs.

by nofreetime on Sep 8, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres scare me too

the Giants just don’t seem to be able to beat those guys. Maybe the pixie dust has worn off, and all the unicorn urine is long since drunk., but I am real worried about this weekend series and meeting them in the playoffs.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Sep 8, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the unicorn urine is long since drunk

Umm, you weren’t supposed to drink it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that of the 5 teams in the hunt (SF, ATL, PHI, CIN and SD) the playoffs will look like this.

PHL at SF
SD at Cin

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get behind this. It’s SF or SD or COL, still too soon to know, obviously, but ATL is absolutely in there.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Colorado...

Can’t stand the freaking humidor and Coors horror field

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re certainly playing well enough that they should be in the discussion.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

in what scenario do COL make the playoffs tho?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

As my Padres fan friend has been saying, I can gloat all I want about the Giants catching up to SD, but while we fight each others, you know the fucking Rockies are going to sneak past us before we know what hit us.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’d have to win the division. The Giants are only one game out of hte wild card and division leads, but I think the WC is still a PHI/ATL thing. Out of all the possible ‘implodables,’ I don’t count Atlanta or Philadelphia among them. Giants and Pads absolutely have implode potential.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't see it happening

some extra special voodoo fuckery would have to occur for COL to sneak in

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those statements are at odds with each other. Do you not think that Rockies are entirely capable of voodoo fuckery?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

they’re entirely capable of it, but i think the odds of it happening are slim.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

So your sayin’ there’s a chance!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is exactly what I’m worried about. I hate Colorado voodoo doctors.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

are they better or worse than Illinois Nazis?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the playoff picture.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-OT

It always bugged me that Jake mentions Wrigley Field when Elwood tells him the address they used. That ruins the joke later when the Nazis get there.

Shoulda gone like this:
Jake: The cops have your name, your address…
Elwood: I put down 1060 West Addison as my address.
Jake: :chuckles:

That way, we know something’s up, Chicagoans immediately think it’s funny, and then later on, they open the scene with a shot of the “W Addison” street sign, pan down to the Nazis in the street, then pan out and up to reveal that they’re at Wrigley Field.

Yes, I have thought about this far too much.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good note.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you try to ruin that movie for me! Don’t you dare!

“Well, looks like we’re on Lower Wacker Drive.”
“Yup.”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

before we denounce atlanta’s implode potential, let’s not what they are curretly experiencing, especially in pittsburgh. anything is possible.

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

13 home games left, 6 games total versus the Phillies (3 home, 3 away), 6 games left against the Nats, 3 against the Mets. They do play the Cardinals and Marlins, too. There is going to be a lot of beating up going on with the Rockies watching from afar.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Braves and Phillies do still have six games against each other. The rest of the time, though, they’re each playing 40 games or so against the Nats.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Atlanta is having a mini-implosion right now

losing 5 out of their last 6 (with 3 losses in a row and 2 of them to the Pirates).

That said, if my counting skills are correct, they have 13 of their last 23 games at home where they are very hard to beat.

by nofreetime on Sep 8, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are just annoying enough to make a go of it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see them above SD, SF or ATL. I think SF takes the WC

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

The Rox are the MLB team I hate the most. Other contenders: ARI, LAA, LAD, NYY, and then ATL, CHW, and NYM. But, in the end: Rox take the shit prize for me.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather play the Reds since we’ve seemed to do well against them this season.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

We played well in Cincinnati and we’re definitely in their heads after blowing them out twice and coming back from 9 runs down in the last series.

by scotterduder on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they don’t have the pitchers to stack up against the Giants

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds would be my pick as well.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all comes down to who’s playing the best going into the first week of October, doesn’t it? I think if the playoffs started today the Giants could win the World Series (there, I said it). But they need to be hyperaware of fatigue, tired arms, heavy bats, and Bork leaving Guillen to play the outfield anytime after the 5th inning.

That’s my big fear: that we lose a 1-0 playoff game because Guillen misplays a long single into a triple, and the runner scores on a sac fly. I’m pretty sure Cain would be the losing pitcher in that scenario.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

This.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

that we lose a 1-0 playoff game because Guillen misplays a long single into a triple, and the runner scores on a sac fly.

I’m pretty sure that’s why Candy did this in 87…what are the odds of it happening again? Or to paraphrase Laurie Anderson: “That’s why I always carry a bomb onto a plane—what are the odds of there being two?”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ARGGGGGGH!

I had almost forgot about this one! Fucking John Tudor.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still have this magazine!

I was at my mom’s place in Sonoma this summer and I was going through my old shit — baseball cards, Sporting Green’s from great Giant wins, and magazines. I had several old Giants magazines from the late 80’s when we had a ticket plan. I had this one, and one of Krukow standing at a canvas painting a masterpiece.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! There are some great covers from the past.

I still wish I had the one where Will Clark was riding on a cable car:

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I had that one or not, but i definitely had the SI’s with Will on the cover:

PhotobucketPhotobucket

/homoeroticism

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

I don’t know what McGwire was doing in that picture…

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure if you did some basic searches on the internet, you could find many examples of two people engaging in the same activity.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 8, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ragin

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have the one on the left,

and a Giants magazine with Will sporting a molestache and a caption that says “Toast of the Town!”

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my big fear: that we lose a 1-0 playoff game because Guillen misplays a long single into a triple, and the runner scores on a sac fly. I’m pretty sure Cain would be the losing pitcher in that scenario.

Newsflash: 2010 World Series preemptively canceled by league office.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the playoffs started today...

We wouldn’t be in them.

I believe that the Giants could win the WS, but that’s because i think the playoffs are mostly luck – any team can look good over the course of 20 games.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 8, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many low scoring scenarios in which I’m not pretty sure that Matt Cain would be the losing pitcher.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That double negative made my head hurt.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant’s baseball: Torture. It’s in his name.

by non sequitur on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not many low scoring scenarios in which I’m not pretty sure that Matt Cain would be the losing pitcher.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t mean to—because I’m not that bright—but a double negative kind of sums up the Giants season.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it doesn’t.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just gave up on the whole sentence.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Sep 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Cain only knows how to win in the postseason.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure that the first week of October determines home field. I think it’s either the team that plays very consistently (while others don’t) or a team that gets really hot over an extended stretch that gets home field.

And of course any team in the playoffs can will the series but it’s hard for me to argue for an NL team winning.

by Bochean on Sep 8, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know

is that I’m dying for a Giants playoff appearance the Giant’s playoff hopes are going to be determinted by the way they play San Diego in their last series. They need to go 5-2 or 4-3.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Cue cheesy but oddly endearing music

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminder for STHs: invoice is due 9/10.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I just put my $$ down yesterday. Rice and beans for the next two months it is!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I borrow a cup of rice?

OT: I tried canned black-eyed peas (with squid) over the weekend and they were really good as compared to the effort to soaking them overnight.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i find that’s generally the case with canned beans. they’re just a lot more expensive.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Canned beans taste good (because they are salty, like all good beans) but I rarely buy them due to the cost.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That, and I had to use a screwdriver and hammer to open the can (no canopener at the crib).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

somebody stole my org chart

meaning I can’t do work and need to spend more time at MCC

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I've been wondering lately

What would happen if the season ended in a tie between the Giants and another contending team? Considering the theme of torture this year, I wouldn’t be surprised to see it happen. Who would we rather face in that situation?

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Losing to Dusty in a one-game playoff feels about right.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot would have to happen in the next three weeks.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nightmares of ’98.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see us tied with the Padres and the Braves

Creating a three-team cluster fuck for the division/wildcard.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep and I could see the Giants finding a way to not make the playoffs.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t want to face the team with Latos.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I’ve been thinking lately is that if the Giants end up missing the playoffs this year, it had better be by at least two games. Missing it by one game would be frustrating under any circumstance, but if it happened this year, I think I’d be raging about the blown call in that Mets game for the rest of my life.

by Seasick fish on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I think I’d be raging about the blown call in that Mets game for the rest of my life.

This is a very centric frame of thought.

Example:

If we lost by one game say to the Phillies who are two games back of the Braves, then we say BUT WE ONE THAT BLOWN CALL GAME AND WE ARE REALLY TIED. Then the Phillies say WAIT WE LOST TWO BLOWN CALL GAMES AGAINST HOUSTON SO WE SHOULD BE TIED WITH BRAVES!!!!!!!! And so on. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM has lost and won games on blown calls.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, believe me, I know. Every team can claim blown calls over the course of the season, and I’m sure there were other game-changing calls that went against the Giants this year that have already slipped my mind. It is in no way a logical or reasonable thought. Still probably something I’d get hung up on, though, even if I know it’s stupid and wrong to do so.

by Seasick fish on Sep 8, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

centric?

i don’t think that word-fragment means what you think it means.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a brain fart and couldn’t think of anything better.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of the smell.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Resisting the urge to wreck this

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 8, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the word you were looking for was ‘tantric.’

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True to an extent

However, the Giants lost on a call that wasn’t even close and the Phillies also won a game on a call that wasn’t even close. It’s one thing to say that upon replay the umpire blew the call, but a whole other thing to say that the umpire blew a call that was obvious to everyone sitting in section 328. I agree for the most part, but disagree in this instance.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't not believe!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

there isn't not magic inside

there may also be a cat, or the corpse of one.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well which is it?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

when does the actual quantum state stop being a linear combination of states, each of which resembles different classical states, and instead begins to have a unique classical description?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you always answer a question with a question?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

why don’t you ask Schroedinger?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Socratic trolling?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hemlock down the stretch, nerdz!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hemlock rocks.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

backed.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

My friends played there last weekend for a rescue dog benefit.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be at the Rot Fest there on Saturday night.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

awesome.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty sweet. I knew a kid in college that had a bad called The Uncertainty Principle. Great name, bad band.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

when they’re “a bad”, they’re pretty much obliged to be bad, no?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t wanna alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 8, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a boogywoman?

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOGYPERSON

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want a boogyperson, I want a boogywoman in my house who may or may not run around naked.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

boogy

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and Boogie

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Isn’t that Jose Mesa’s?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/facepalm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd

For the wonderful awesomeness of its terribleness.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, thank you

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a brilliant episode (Burns’ casino).

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You nail the windows shut, I’ll get the gun!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m Idaho!”

“Sure you are, Ralph.”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus?

Well, that’s nothing, becuase you have a gambling problem.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call him Gamblor.

by Cixelsyd on Sep 8, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish I could enjoy watching the Dodgers season crumble before their eyes more.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

True

If the Giants were up by 5 games it would be more enjoyable, but it’s still enjoyable nonetheless.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was eating dinner in Potrero Hill on Sept 22, 2000

And we heard a huge (I mean huge) roar at about 10PM.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2000/09/22/SP6835.DTL

I want that to happen again!

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Helluva year.

I graduated high school that year, so I was broke and I knew the only way I’d be able to catch any games would be to work there, so I was an usher. Surprisingly crappy job but I did get to see some awesome baseball.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

make me feel old….
can’t believe it has been 10 years!

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t know who let ‘em out, but man, they’re out.” — Dusty Baker

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we still sing that song….

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a horrible song and, according to members of the band who sang it, was about horny men.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hater.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis Burks

one of my favorite Giants…although he did play in Colorado

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I truly enjoyed his time with the Giants. He was on the Red Sox while I was going to school in Boston, and on the Rockies while I lived in Boulder. I got to see what a great guy/player he could be, so I was really ready to appreciate him on my team, but it didn’t hurt that he totally raked. Still has the highest single-season BA since the team moved to Mays Field, non-Bonds division.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chez Papa?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think it was open yet

Actually, I think we had a late dinner at Eliza’s and then were going down the street to that tiki bar place. Is that still there?

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: But an important one for parents
2010 IIHS BOOSTER EVALUATION RESULTS
BEST BETS
Britax Frontier 85 (combination highback)
Chicco Keyfit Strada (dual highback)
Clek Oobr (dual highback)
Cosco Juvenile Pronto (dual highback)
Cybex Solution X-Fix (highback)
Eddie Bauer Auto Booster (dual highback)
Evenflo Big Kid Amp (backless)
Evenflo Maestro (combination highback)
Graco TurboBooster Crawford (dual highback)
Harmony Baby Armor (dual highback)
Harmony Dreamtime (dual backless)
Harmony Dreamtime (dual highback)
Harmony Secure Comfort Deluxe (backless)
Harmony Youth Booster Seat (backless)
Maxi-Cosi Rodi XR (dual highback)
Recaro ProBOOSTER (highback)
Recaro ProSPORT (combination highback)
Recaro Vivo (highback)
Recaro Young Sport (combination highback)
Safety 1st Boost Air Protect (dual highback)
The First Years Pathway B570 (highback)

GOOD BETS
Britax Parkway SG (dual highback)
Combi Kobuk Air Thru (dual backless)
Combi Kobuk Air Thru (dual highback)
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Graco TurboBooster Sachi (dual highback)
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Maxi-Cosi Rodi (dual highback)

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Evenflo Sightseer (highback)
Harmony Baby Armor (dual backless)
Safety 1st All-in-One (3-in-1 highback)
Safety 1st Alpha Omega Elite (3-in-1 highback)

http://www.iihs.org/news/rss/pr090810.html

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the subject line…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you figure McDonald’s belongs on this list?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

That is great. Amazing how times have changed. My dad had to have rear seat belts custom installed in our car when i was a kid.

by capn on Sep 8, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just ran around the stationwagon. Or flew around in the back of the pickup.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 8, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a light blue Pontiac station wagon, complete with wood paneling on the sides.

My sister and I used to fight over who could sit in the “way back” where the seats faced the cars behind you.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

the turret gunner seat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

If only I’d thought of those ramifications earlier! Which is kind of a surprise, considering how much I loved G.I. Joe at the time…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I a simed it on MLB: The Show. I’ve know since May

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

LOLgers win it all?

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees beat Red Sox in WS after ESPN deemed NL unattractive to viewers

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres realized they are the Padres

We’re not not in this!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Padres win WS is camo the new black?

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've yet to get a title...

…our waiting period might be longer, but we can at least say it’s happened. That being said, the Padres can wait a few more decades as far as I’m concerned. I want the Giants to win a World Series in my lifetime, and there’s no time like the present.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hasn’t happened. New York doesn’t count.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....

tough call. If we throw out all New York-related history, we seriously shortchange ourselves on bragging rights. But yes, as I mentioned above, I’m far more concerned with seeing us get a Series soon than anyone else.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of hard to brag about things that happened more than half a century ago, IMO.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU GOOGLE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID INSANT SEARCH FUNCTION!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually its pretty cool. Might get annoying though.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 8, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better option:

http://www.scroogle.org/

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

funny story, a mormon coworker of mine tried to use that site, but got the spelling wrong. All of a sudden I hear a scream, look over, see porn on her monitor, and her with a hand over her eyes desperately trying to find the power button for the monitor

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this?

My internet isn’t doing it?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fasterforward/2010/09/google_debuts_instant_search.html

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too creepy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: speaking of internet

Video from the upcoming Amazing Race season – sorry guys – have to share.

/somehow ties video of epic fail into metaphor about Loldgers

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok. You have to be signed in to teh google. This is amazing! Wheeee!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

Thank you Grant.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old meme. Not mine, but I’ve always loved it.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, which meme? The image or “This is amazing. Thank you Grant.” ?

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: New Kindle

Like it.

Suck it, paper nerbs.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

There are more than two virtual books available, you know.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Koran and Quran are both available on kindle – suck it Florida guy with a lighter.

by ElCartero on Sep 8, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, if they tried to burn e-books

maybe they would all succumb to toxic plastic fumes.

We can hope, anyway.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kidnap that guy and drop him in the middle of Iran.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like virtual audio books.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 8, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought i was in this line

but i’m reading Infinite Jest on my iphone now and loving it.

I plan on reading THE BOOK next. By Tom Tango.

BASEBALL.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the e-ink is so much easier to read than the iphone.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's e-ink?

i’m pretty new to this whole e-reader dealie

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s what the kindle, the nook and other e-readers use, rather than the LCD screens on other devices.

it’s nice and crisp. Not backlit. It reads much more like print on paper.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh oh oh

cool, thanks.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs in 2002

It’s amazing how I’ve repressed that whole playoff season due to the WS debacle…but 2002 was the epitome of “Anything can happen”.

The Giants got in as the wild card against the number one seeded, 101 win Braves. After tying the series at 2-2 at home, they went to Atlanta and beat them 3-1 in game 5 to get to the NLCS.
In the other series you had the D-backs coming off a WS win with Schilling and Johnson—who both got beat at home in the first two games. They got swept 3-0 in the series, but maybe just as important was that Scott Rolen blew out his shoulder on a play at third.

I remember thinking, “wow, perfect scenario, the Braves are out, the D-backs are out, and the Giants get to face the Cards without arguably their best hitter….”

by bisquik on Sep 8, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I remember

We also were about 7 1/2 games back of the D-backs at this time in 2002.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

1997 is still my favorite season...

coming off of an horrific 1996 season…Matt William traded for Kent, Tavarez, and Vizcaino…JT Snow…Darryl Hamilton…

Trade with the White Soxes

Brian Johnson homer

Completely unexpected…of course…it ended in typical SF Giants fashion but what a ride.

by calbearjd on Sep 8, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the 1971 Giants!!!

Mays,McCovey,Perry,Marichal. Bobby Bonds, George Foster(AHHHH!!!),Dick Dietz! A really old reliever named McMahon that saved our ass. My first game was a great win over the Pirates 15-11 in which Kingman hit a grand slam. They had no 20 game winner, no .300 hitter , no twenty save guy and Marichal beat the Dodgers on the last day of the season to clinch the division. We win the first game of the playoffs(best of five!!!) against the Pirates then Bob fucking Robertson sent me on to the Boulevard of Broken Dreams ( a little early since I was nine).

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've got bad memories from the end of that too, dick,

but I was in my second year of college in LA and not able to listen/watch regularly.

It’s never too early to become disillusioned.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I grew up

such in awe of these guys…all the greats sucking it up one last time for the Giants. I remember touching Willie Mays’s elbow as he drove out of the lot in his pink Cadillac!!
      Later in the year my newly divorced mom took me to a Giant’s Mets game and she ended up talking to this hot young outfielder from the Mets…Don Hahn(mom was hot to!),this was the earliest known cock-block at Candlestick Park (no Mets!!!).

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little could one suspect at the time that Mays would soon be a Met.

Hahn was a no hit outfielder who was actually born in San Fran. He only lasted 5 years but had a great ’73 series, which I missed because I was in Spain.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt like hell

But I loved the ‘93 team, great defense, decent pitching (which the Giants almost never had) and they were better than the Braves, but sometimes the bounces don’t go your way and Dusty Baker in all his wisdom decided to start Salomon Torres. The thing I forgot about until the other night was how spectacular the defense was. 4 GG’s (Bonds, Thompson, Williams and Manwaring) and 3-4 others who could/should have won GG’s (Clark, McGee, Clayton and Darren Lewis)

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not just that those other could/should have won — they did, just not that year. Clark, McGee and Lewis all won GG’s in years prior or following that year, and Clayton finished 2nd.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, pretty spectacular defensive team, plus almost all of those guys could hit, with the exceptions being Manwaring, Clayton and Lewis every other player posted MVP type numbers at some point and time in their career.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if the G's had won Sunday in LA

we would have had a one-game playoff at the ’Stick … Swift vs. Glavine (I think).

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Glavine...

Would’ve been an unproven righty named Smoltz.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks I wasn't sure about that ... Glavine pitched on Sunday

Looks like Smoltz would have gone on 3 days rest, since he gave up 6 runs (5ER) in 4IP on Thursday, losing to the Astros.
I would have liked our chances in that game.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about you guys

But I’m actually pretty excited for 2011 also – a full season of Buster and Madison, Belt either on opening day or shortly thereafter, maybe a Neal mid-season callup, Pablo perhaps returning after a sophomore slump. I’m pretty optimistic we’ll be able to bring back our Buffalo Brothers too, which would make it really fun.

I think this team is set up to be pretty fun to watch for at least a couple more years – especially rotation wise.

by GiantPain on Sep 8, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt says

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdaQhitdKg

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so fast

Should Belt be in the Big League’s next year—YES, will he be in the Big League’s next year….maybe. Remember Brian Sabean is still GM of this team and Belt needs to quit cheating the game and also start acting like he’s 30.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was awesome. Jazz hands!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Padres purposely wanted to line Latos up with Lincecum right?

because thats their best chance to beat us that day, and didn’t want to punt one to us?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like it

I dont know, it was a weird idea. All their country club pitchers have the same chance to beat him

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when they are SCARED OUT OF THEIR MINDS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 8, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about their Culture Club pitchers?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for providing a subject line

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

im new.. why is a subject line important?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So people can hide the photo if they don’t like it or it’s loading too slowly on their computers.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so people can click the subject line and hide the image so their computers don’t have to load said image, making sparks and smoke fly out of their CPU in the process.

plus 109

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

One nice thing I will say about the Padres is that they do give away a lot of tickets to active duty military, not discounted tickets, but free tickets. I went to Jack Murphy a few times while I was in the Marine Corps courtesy of the Padres and the seats were usually pretty good, once were excellent and they paid for all of your food while you were at the game. I still hate the Padres, but that’s pretty classy.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I don’t think every park should be required to follow suit, but it’s a win-win situation: they’re honoring those who serve our country (which could stand to occur more often) and they’re becoming a part of the community they’re in. Very smart PR. The vibe I get when I’m in San Diego is that while they’re not all necessarily at the park , most citizens feel the Padres are definitely THEIR team and a part of the cultural identity.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair-weather fans of a team whose ownership group doesn’t care about winning.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap

the gauntlet has been thrown the fuck DOWN.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/picks up the gauntlet
//selects Thor the Warrior

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Photobucket

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave the Giants out of this!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just vomited in my own mouth.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for not sharing vomit with others.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Not like that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here use mine -——————————————————————————————→

Dont hunters ofter wear camo and those bright orange hats so other “sportsmen” don’t mistake them for game?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. Ask Dick Cheney.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hunters gonna hunt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They come and go

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyday is like survival.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he gets sick again. I don’t really care about being nice anymore, I don’t care about anything but the Giants at this point.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m also thinking that the Giants blew their best chance by not winning more games during the Padres’ losing streak, and that the Padres are still going to out-doink the Giants in their seven remaining games against each other.

/pleased that inception worked

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Our July was the best explanation I could come up with for our August.

Sort of a Murphy’s law of regression, or something.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes I feel like reading Midnight’s Children is the only thing I do anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

pro tip

don’t read the comments on imdb, or most other websites, unless you want to become enraged.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMDb is fine, compared to Yahoo! and Youtube comments.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 8, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sfgate and other news sites

are the absolute worst. they make the youtube people seem like Rhodes scholars.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

I made the mistake of reading some comments on CNN.com the other day. How is it that people can be so stupid? It’s absolutely terrifying that those people are allowed to vote.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to Iowa. Trust me it’s not that cool.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s still better than The Departed.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got me there.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s true.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never read the comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my head, I pronounced “simultaneous” as "sih"multaneous rather than "siy"multaneous.

by Natto on Sep 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

79% Dixie

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's also pretty danged fun

I read that as “It’s also pretty damaged fun”

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ot: watermelon headshot

full video

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that could probably kill you

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

“you have to finish”

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That chick was ruthless.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

she stole some of ecksteins black heart

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonic Youth’s Tom Violence is playing on the radio in the background and it’s the perfect soundtrack to this wee gem.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls on the internet?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that you posted this because Bochy’s head is the size of a watermelon.

BASEBALL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the connection was so obvious that i didn’t even feel the need to point it out.

OBVIOUS LIKE BUSTER POSEY’S PRODIGIOUS TALENT IN THE SPORT OF THE BASED BALL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

OLD JIMMERS IS GOING TO MASH WATERED MELONS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S JI

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

JIM THOME

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Russians invented Based Ball

Russians would divide into teams of five to ten players on a natural field. One player would throw a ball toward a member of the other side, who would try to hit it with a lapta stick and then run to the opposite side and back before the thrower’s team could retrieve the ball and hit him with it. “Games resembling lapta, such as cricket and baseball, also exist in a number of foreign countries,” notes an old Soviet encyclopedia

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The exploding melon makes it delightfully gruesome.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My coworker showed me this an hour ago and I’m still laughing

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the host said “Right in the kisser”

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 9, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

well played, Mauer.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1,00-world’s huge.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lied to me.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONCE AGAIN

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video just showed up in my Twitter feed. First I'm seeing of it, too...

so sorry if I’m reposting. This is, easily, the greatest “at the game” video I’ve ever seen.

@knbrmurph This is epically, pornographically good #SFGiants RT @Hankola this video

is almost like the “double rainbow” video http://bit.ly/bzmRnA

It’s Uribe’s home run at Dodgers Stadium.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooood!”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there!

Here’s a view from the bleachers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coXgKF6DPV8

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 8, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISO Wilson Interview Video

Does anyone have the link to the Wilson interview (some FOX sports show) with the bondage dude in the background? My search showed it’s not on their site any longer.

TIA.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks post in advance!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A different look at the Uribe HR from Saturday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfaqLDI_mY

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Look about, 4 posts up.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a lineup posted yet?

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldnt be the worst thing. two days off, considering he’s sucked so hard on the road

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 8, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrapolated from Baggs, by the sound of it
Also in the notebook: Pablo Sandoval got benched tonight after an 0-for-5 yesterday, and he might rest more on the road, where he’s just been terrible all season.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys check this out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfaqLDI_mY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Look about, 6 posts up

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching that gave me Deja Vu.

by paboperfecto on Sep 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAT

Torres CF F. Sanchez 2B Huff 1B Posey C Guillen RF Sandoval 3B Uribe SS Ross LF Zito SP

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Or LF Lowry Zito

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replace Guillen with Pat, then switch positions with Ross and this is probably my optimal lineup.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat 8th?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err, I meant position-wise. My lineup would probably go
1. Torres CF
2. Sanchez 2b
3. Posey C
4. Huff 1b
5. Pat LF
6. Pablo 3b
7. Ross RF
8. Uribe SS
9. Zeets P

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

chunnel

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sack lunch

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rochelle, rochelle

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

death blow

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Pat sit for Guillen?

WHY IS GUILLEN?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 8, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this, this aaand

THIS!!!

BUT HE HIT THE BALL HARD 4 TIMES LAST NITE GUYZ

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ve been over it too many times now.

There’s nothing new to say about how bad Guillen is, sadly. And for the sake of the team, I hope he doesn’t give us more ammo.

He did have a really good night offensively.

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Bork’s rule was
“Hit a TATER last night, you’re automatically in the lineup today.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TATER????

somewhere, FP giggles

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPPO TATER!!!!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

tater tacquitos!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dropo eater . . . from the 50’s.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with Burrell sitting one day a week.

Which is not to say I want to see Guillen starting; I’d rather see either Ishi or Nate in the lineup vs a right handed starter.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather save Pat for the 4 game set vs the Pads. You know that’s why he is resting today, so he can play all 4 games.

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Nate

never starting again

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff will be on @ 4 with ralph & tom

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Please talk about the thong.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how you exaggerate, Grant. A game and a half out of having home-field advantage, hee! Yeah, right, too bad I looked at the standings and…what the hell, you’re right.

That is the weirdest thing I’ve seen all day. Now my hopes are all raised, which means more therapy if the Giants crash and burn now….

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

Did anyone else notice that Flem was on MCC yesterday when they showed the two of them on TV?

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you soulbrother

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

large image is larg

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stole it from yesterday’s postgame.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

o i missed it

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanna hear Flem bust out a “sit the fuck down” someday

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I want to hear
LOLROWAND
or
JAZZ HANDS
or
109

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not convinced.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet it's the Stanford SBN site

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

says

calbearjd

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of the truth. It’s so . . . dull.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The truth is

that there is no truth." P. Chayefsky

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see everybody’s icons when I read threads, so that’s what is throwing me off.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I recognize it as an SB Nation layout but that’s not the way I ‘experience’ McCovey Chronicles so it’s not completely familiar.

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you not see people's avatars?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checked my settings; guess I had changed the setting so I didn’t see avatars. Oh, Sign-Up Every6thDay, what were you thinking?

by Every6thDay on Sep 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is neat. Flem’s awesomeness is now even more notable.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

EARLY SCOREBOARD WATCHING

Verdict: Not good

Braves up 3-0 in the 1st
Phillies up 2-0 in the 2nd

by giants92388 on Sep 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bases loaded for braves, none out, 2nd inning. pitching change. Zach Duke failed miserably

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the braves are gonna blow out the pirates. just chalk up the win already

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel McCutchen is pitching for the Pirates. Is he the brother of Andrew, their CF?

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. i guess that answers it. Bowker is also in RF for the Pirates, leading off this half inning

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the resemblance.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like it's snowing...

and yet he’s in short sleeves.

puzzling.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Midichlorians

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude’s got problems.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope against hope that that’s an Infinite Jest reference. (There’s a character named John ‘No Relation’ Wayne.)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone probably already posted this but
BusterfuckingP
  
Yes yes the “Buster I hardly Knew her” joke is gross. It was originally a Doug Fister joke #FILLINTHEBLANKS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 8, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s great.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear what Larry Jones said about Carlos Gonzalez?

“I’d give him respect if he could hit on the road. But that 80% of his stats come from Coors, it makes me wonder” or something like that.

I just upgraded my AT&T cable so I get every single game now- those Rockies pre-game guys are stroking Carlos, lol. “He doesn’t like sleeping on hotels, that’s why Gonzalez doesn’t do well on the road.” LOL what idiots

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres Lineup Tonight vs. Billingsley

WOW. Just, wow.

Durango (CF)
Headley (3B)
Gonzalez (1B)
Tejada (SS)
Stairs (LF)
Torrealba ©
Venable (RF)
Cabrera (2B)
Luebke (P)

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What's significant?

It looks shitty like usual, but they’ll somehow win.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re missing some hairstons and eckstein

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but they’re only useful against the Giants.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The list of unusuals… beyond the normal unusual Padreness:

1. Durango in lineup
2. Durango leading off
3. Tejada hitting CLEANUP
4. Cabrera playing when he hasn’t hit in weeks
5. Venable playing when he hasn’t hit in weeks
6. Luebke making 2nd ML start
7. Headley, struggling, hitting 2nd
8. Matt Stairs

by mlb22 on Sep 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll win.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they always win

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that one time. Every day.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For about five years now

I’ve been surprised every time I see Matt Stairs is still in baseball.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

former 2nd baseman Matt Stairs

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just disappointed he's playing for the Padres.

Though if he plays for one more year he has a chance to break the Major League record for most teams!

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by GiantBrass on Sep 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they win with that, ill cry

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/readies the Kleenex

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough punctuation or capitalization.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they fielding a car in the outfield?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are we fielding a unwooly mammoth?

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we fielding a Guillen?

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by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pad/Bums are on ESPN at 7 tonight, so after the Giants win, we can watch the division fall into a tie.

That’s why the Pads won yesterday and Monday- so a national audience can see them lose the division lead.

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I have MLB Extra Innings. I could watch any game.

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

They went and copyrighted Torrealba©.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

9-0 SFG? Hopefully?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Zito IS pitching, so….

if he doesn’t want to get kicked out of the rotation, he better show up tonight

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Anybody got any good "get rich quick" schemes?

I don’t think I’m going to make it through the school year.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

bet on the giants in the postseason lol

by TBRMKane on Sep 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Will Rogers ...
It’s easy to make money in the stock market …
Buy low, sell high
And if the stock goes down, don’t buy it.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretending to be a homeless man in SF, sitting at interesctions begging, will pay around 80-100k a year, tax free.

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’d be a stretch, but it almost sounds enticing.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was some article about some guy who did that, the reporters got wind of it and camped out, sure enough he walked into a parking garage, got into a brand new BMW and took off before they could expose his identity.

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be nice having the reds, cardinals, phillies, and braves schedules.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

cough cough weak divisions hack cough

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why I don’t think teams should spend the last month playing only thier divisions. there is too much disparity between good and bad in some divisions, hence making the wildcard a tough get for some teams in good divisions (like us)

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Wild card is a consolation prize, you shouldn’t schedule around it. Head-to-head games against your division makes for a better division race.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that a week ago

How the hell did they end up playing 25 straight games?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, depends on the team. Giants seem to cough up a huge hairball after off days.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Aubrey Huff was on his KNBR show with Razor and Mr. T. He told them Pat Burrell says hello and also mentions “he’s naked, by the way” just out of the blue.

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s the kind of dude you love to have on your baseball team, but you wouldn’t leave him alone with your daughter.

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think it’s like that

by giant4life83 on Sep 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you post the link in the comment part instead of the subject line then people can click on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxODte13OYg

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or your son.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with it. He needs somebody to discuss his unrequited love for Burrell with. It might as well be my daughter.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL what

Who showed him the fic?

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by cornball on Sep 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad was it?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Sounds like just a pre-cautionary thing.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked like

The Incredible Mr. Limp-it running around third base

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Reds

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think hawk harrelson just had a heart attack.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not working the Tigers series.

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

But I imagine he went home to relax after a 7 game winning streak and I imagine he’s been quite the cool customer the last two days.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Sox games are a lot more bearable without him in the booth even though it’s his former partner in the booth with Frank Thomas.

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve stone isn't bad at play by play I watched some of yesterdays game

I’ll even go as far to say he’s great compared to the hawk.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, put your money where your mouth is

and lets see those two 1000 page essays.

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by busterbuster on Sep 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT + A

What the fuck, man? Everyone else blows out the team we need to, and we do this?

by aaroncallagher on Sep 8, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

assfeldt

 at this point mop up man only

by notinmylifetime on Sep 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How did the rest of you feel?

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