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Post-game thread: Giants jump on Arizona early, hold on to win fourth straight

Rumors of Tim Lincecum’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Well, they were embellished a little bit. Okay, fine, there was a huge, steaming pile of demise waiting back there in August, but Lincecum tip-toed around it. He's on the other side now. Rumors that he rolled around in the demise like a drunk beagle have been greatly exaggerated.

This was the "Good sign!" game. It was a game in which every KNBR caller, every would-be manager with a laptop, and every talking head can start talking about the good signs. Lincecum looked like the Lincecum of yore, even if Arizona hit some good pitches in the seventh inning. Aubrey Huff hit a home run after a little bit of a dry spell. Andres Torres only had one single, but he hit the ball hard in every at-bat. Jeremy Affeldt diffused a stressful late-inning situation instead of stretching out the torture even more.

Good signs!

Good signs.

Now let’s sit back and cheer on the Dod...let’s cheer on the Dodg...oh god...let’s...is that blood?...let’s root against the Padres and against a high draft pick for the Dodgers. Win/win! Good signs.

I feel so, so dirty.

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I said this very thing in the 3rd inning
Rumors of Tim Lincecum’s demise have been greatly exaggerated

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Go, not the Papas.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice watching Timmy strike out 10+ again.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ALSO YOU SUCK JAY GIBBONS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What's longer?

Gibbons’ or Adams’ nose? That was a battle of the long schnozzes

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Denorfia

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m still mindblown over Flem browsing MCC during the game.

by thebighead on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he was. Was he?

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Awesome.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be any blog, really.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

can I get a repost of the image. The one I saw in the last thread kept getting cut off. It wouldn’t fully load….pics or it didn’t happen.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need more

i need to see flem holding todays paper and with his drivers license OR birth certificate

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

While propell..

..eh. I believe it.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his grandma saying…that’s my Fleming

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a pisser!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN GRANT CHECK THE IPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I so want to link to that tranny video/IP gag right now.

If you don’t know, don’t ask. Like a record, baby. Right round.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hitler_dick.gif

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW THIS! I mean uh…I see what you’re saying.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that you would want to right

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desktop wallpaper material, for sure.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I request that specifically for my next warning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI FLEM!

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like one of those 3D pictures where everyone sees something neat and I just see a bunch of blue?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i must be using a different MCC that doesnt look like mine

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got ad block on

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enhance!

ENHANCE!

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI DAVE! ALSO BOOOO STANFORD

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanfraud, in a nod to their cheating the US Navy back when. I mean, that shows class.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closing an embarrassing chapter in its history, the university said it had agreed to repay $1.2 million to the Office of Naval Research for payments it had received for research conducted from 1981 through 1992. The settlement brings to more than $3 million the repayments that Stanford has made to the Government.
 
The institution, one of the country’s leading research universities, had repaid $2 million for charging the Government for a variety of expenses, including flowers for the its president’s home and the depreciation of a yacht.
 
The university described the overcharges as errors.

NYT

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

On the other hand, I’m sure I could find some blights in every university’s history. Certainly within any university that does research.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"scott"

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Especially if he said just the letters instead of saying “that’s what she said”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard him say that Uribe “really jazzed up this crowd!” after a home run before. Is that good nuff?

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surely. But I went to Cal. It is my duty to mock Stanfoo and all who went there.

Plus, you know, for a little while there UCB was a force for good in the world.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RIOTS AND BREAKING INTO SUBWAY

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more of a high quality education for very little money for all residents good enough to get in. Ended somewhere between Reagan (governator edition) and Wilson, but it had a good ride.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. It’s definitely a good concept.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really not your duty.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BEARS FIST BUMP!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave should give us a mention on the post-game, settle this wondering.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...Jon Miller proof!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see no cat pictures.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, this could be an awesome caption contest. I’ll try to grab a screen shot of both of them.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's seen the video

It’s a CSN Bay Area Editor’s Top Pick!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBNattion Bay Area, not CSN. Bleh.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I"M IN BOISE AND DRUNK SHUT UP

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m IN NATTO AND HE"S DRUNK!

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit, I thought you weren’t here.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could he not be where you’re in him?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I knew he was here, but I thought he was out.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if he’s out, and you’re in him, how can you not be out while he’s out, and you’re in.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out = not conscious?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inceptiony

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No reason for this not to be green

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This chapter of Home Runs and Western Suns brought to you by Speedee Oil Change and Lube.”

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jon: "TWSS"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was on a different sb nation site

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beyond the Boxscore!

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repost: My Dave Flemming story

My wife and I did a NY/Philly trip in late May/early June of 2007 to see the G’s for the last time (for us) in Shea Stadium where I misspent much of my youth. After narrowly missing the Benitez balkfest (we were landing while it was happening), we saw the G’s and Mets split a pair of games (one, a brilliant performance by Zito), and then jumped a train to Philly for a Friday evening game (which the G’s won 13-0).

Saturday we went to one of Philly’s fanciest French restaurants Le Bec Fin for lunch before returning to New York where we had plans for the evening. We picked this placed because they had a good rep, good wine list, were open for lunch, and had an air conditioner (it was blistering).

We’re seated just after they open and have the place to ourselves. Shortly afterwards two other parties are seated, one of which had three people, and was just a small table away from us. The group appeared to be a couple a bit older than us, and a young man in a white cotton tee shirt. Upon closer inspection, the young man was none other than David B. Flemming, presumably dinning with his parents (who I believe live in the DC area).

I get up to use the rest room, and when I return, I say to him, "Excuse me for interrupting, I bet you get this all the time, but you look just like Dave Flemming." And sit down back at my table nearby. He has no idea how to respond to my greeting. He’s stuttering "Well that’s because I… wait, how did you…" I introduce myself and my wife and tell him we’re Giants fans visiting for some east coast games and that we admire his work, blahx3.

We chatted a bit about the G’s series in NY and the blowout in Philly. He and his parents were really nice.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have studied it

and can declare it IS MCC!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure he wasn’t trolling on Gaslamp Ball?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

I bet he’s banned at Purple Row

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller is. And he never posted there.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, who would do that?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I WISH I WAS IN THE THREAD!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE!

HE TOTALLY SEES YOU NOW!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGZ

DO I LOOK OK?

/changes avatar

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here… /fixes your sig

You look great!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! Thanks!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem was looking for you.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not surprised

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Confident.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember

I like to toe the line of confidence not cockiness

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I almost said cocky

Nothing wrong with cocky, as long as you sprinkle in some humor.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Flem!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah…
Woah

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I LOVE IT!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Dave Flemming laughs at my comments.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft, we all know he auto rec’s Grant’s posts.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He was looking for my dick jokes

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is crazy

I sense a meme.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

David "Z" Flemming (?)

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Lincecum

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen was locked in tonight, wasn’t he guys?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

say wat u want about his feelding, jose was mashing da ball 2day

by bombs on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/windy gusts everywhere take offense

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please lend further credence to your argument with your diction.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was amazing and frustrating.

A just-barely-missed, oughta-have-been to each of the three fields. Talk about (pardon it) snake-bit.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 8, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woot

Great start for Tim. 11 K, 0 BB. Awesome.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the 0 BB that’s really friggin awesome.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 11 K’s is pretty sweet too though.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be a negative FIP.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually pretty much a 0.

(-33 (from 11 K’s) + 13 (from 1 HR) )/6.66 + 3.2 = 0.2

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The home run ruins everything.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

While it's always nice to see

Timmy’s been striking dudes out left and right even in his bad games. Having good control and keeping the pitch count down is, IMO, a better sign.

But yeah I also like 11 Ks. :D

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s root for a Dodgers win that the Dodgers fans can’t even celebrate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll swallow my pride and root for the Dodgers.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!!!

by eldingo on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit NotPadres don’t not win!

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS SEPTEMBER MAGIC!

by THEMARD on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPO TACO

damnit FP

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath

Coming in for 5 outs. Make them regret this LA!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO

OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO OPPO TACO!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Choco Oppo Taco?

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not

Fully loaded, drive thru, oppo taco.

That’s the worst.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gallinas

are sprung loose toward Grant’s fortress of rectitude. They will arrive before morning to peck his eyes out.

Cruel, but fair.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to the post game show while getting ready for bed… nice singing of move it move it btw… and as soon as Lurie said “oppo taco” I said “radio OFF”

There are two sports phrases I really despise:
“Into the land of quick six”
“oppo taco”

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by Merope on Sep 8, 2010 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sick when I cheer for the Dodgers ....

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

:D

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, can the padres fans chant BEAT LA?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Celtics fans were doing it during the Finals.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where it originated isn’t it?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, that’s what I thought.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

People claim that it started in 1982 in Boston when the Celtics were about to lose to the Sixers and the crowd wanted the Sixers to go on and beat LA in the finals. But some here claim they heard the chant at Candlestick long before 1982.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

all valid points.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do, actually.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me, or

is it pathetically sad when the Padres’ fans cheer “Beat LA”. It’s like, they want to be a part of the Giants/Dodgers rivalry, or like they want to be regarded as a real baseball team. It’s just weird.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And yet, most of them are Lakers fans

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That's the damn sad thing

I go to college in SD and anyone who lives in a “close enough” vicinity to LA cheer on the Lakers. Why? Because it’s damn easy to jump on a bandwagon of a winning team.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sadly find this to be true with some of my former classmates here.

I mean, I’m a nut for a whole lot of things, but I at least stay true to my sports teams. But I know some classmates who, when we were still classmates, would never be caught dead at AT&T or even Candlestick and Oracle fully invested in what’s going on. However, one winning season and two Lincecum Cy Youngs later, I suddenly see them taking pics at the park in their Giants gear and whatnot. Not rooting or showing the game going on, but just… posing.

Now that the Giants have been in this thing for a while, the pic quantities have escalated. Yet when I talk to them about stats and why Bork is an idiot for starting Guillen or Rowand, they still look at me cluelessly.

I wish my classmates were like my sister: dedicated to the team and progressively trying to understand the sport. Her head almost asploded when I started trying to explain WAR (which I still cry over at night sometimes on occasion), but she’s not a stat junkie like me. At least she’s inching towards hardcore fan instead of hovering at bandwagoner.

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by L-Nova on Sep 8, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with cheering on the most local team that is on your television all the time and so you actually get to watch. I grew up in LA and since my dad never cared about basketball I grew up to be a Laker fan. Shaq and Kobe pretty easily captured the imagination of my nine year old self and I have been a die hard ever since. I dont think its bandwagoning to root for the team by you. Would you have them decide to be Bucks fans for no reason at all?

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by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That makes more sense. Your first sentence didn’t.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read it again...it wasn't "wrong"

It was a little open for intperpretation

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by Goofus on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

People from Boston hate things?

Tell me more.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks. Forget Boston

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Not

Origin of chant is when Celtics had lost conference finals to Philly and in waning moments of the conference finals in Boston Garden fans began to chant “Beat LA” not to cheer on their own team but to encourage the visiting Sixers to win the title against the Lakers (they didn’t). “Beat LA” is a symbol of sporting solidarity, a universal expression of hatred for the city that so deserves it. Everyone gets to use it.

by whiteylockmandoubled on Sep 8, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind anyone who hates our arch rival...

…as long as they’re not in first place ahead of us with only said arch rival blocking the path.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD THESE DODGERS ARE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel weird saying this LETS GO FURCAL!

by THEMARD on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Furca..

I can’t finish typing it. Too gross.

by DFARowand on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we win?

Get a life: Now listening to the San Diego vs Dickheads game on mlb radio.

by GiantMalcontent on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Furcal.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They have an excellent box company there.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I used to work there. I lived on Mitchell St, just off of Red Hill.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 20,071 attendance

in the middle of a pennant race…

by chenster on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A sad state of affairs.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pathetic

They don’t deserve anything.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a hole

In the bottom of the bandwagon

by snafu on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can bell even get 5 outs?

If so I hope his arm falls off before Friday

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BBell

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by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four high pitches a walk makes.

Still, LOLUMP

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by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare they steal our beat la chant.

Where’d we put that copyright … it’s here somewhere.

by GiantMalcontent on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Irony is

We stole it.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have much more occasion to use it, though.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

according the gameday, ump’s strikezone is pretty garbage in the dodgers / pads game

balls for strikes, and strikes for balls

by MissingLink on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we really need a name?

What percentage of umpires are good at ball/strike calls?

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of them are quite good. That’s what makes the schmucks stand out.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear me.

<p.
I think we have been watching baseball in different universes.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys in Milwaukee.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ew, fuck you Dodgers

by thebighead on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Fuck off LA.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney Ks.

16 pitches already for Bell, though.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DIAF Loney.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Loner is a piece of shit

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by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN Wrap

So how do we know when we get the wrap on CSN? Sometimes waiting through the FP pain is just mean when they don’t show the wrap.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And I know it's KNBR

I just mean the TV pictures of the radio thingy.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t show the wrap during away games.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did last year though, right?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they did.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many choco tacos I guess

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn on KNBR

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually wait for the podcast. I’m always behind.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres have other teams that might beat them

But watching the Dodgers suck brings eternal happiness.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

when the hell did gameday start showing ads

and why is brett favre trying to see me wranglers

by MissingLink on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The favorite brand of jeans for grandpas in the NFL.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh baby

I can’t wait til we get to lose 2-1 games in Petco later this week

by snafu on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

anythig but one hit losses i can handle

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie's "ya know" count=17 in post game interview

plus extra points for 7 “I means”

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are always fun.

I need to start a count of the times my Philosophy professor finishes a sentence with “right?”. I’ll get back to you after next lecture.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that for my intro to philosophy professor

Through several classes, he averaged “OK” 19 times and “alright” 13 times. Counting these was the only way I didn’t fall asleep.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

God fucking damnit Dodgers. 2B with 0 outs..

Stop stealing our playbook from last year / last week

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

everytime i tune into the padres/dodgers games the last 2 days i always seem to see loney striking out in a big spot

HES SO USELESS

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Having him bat 3rd and NotCarlosSantana bat 4th prove that the Dodgers would rather not help us out. Ethier and Kemp have been struggling for months, but are still much better hitters.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL RIBEYEZ

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh just screw you.

Screw all of you guys in Petco Park.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney and Furcal removed from game… Ellis (hitting 2nd), pitcher hitting 3rd… gibbons stays in at 1B, carroll at SS

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff double

Pathetic.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO FAIL, BUMS.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT LONELY HAS RBIS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol lonely

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lonely Loney?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

only the lonely

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Loney Boy.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owner of a Loney heart.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know whats hilarious

there are probably guys on gaslamp ball saying “fucking diamondbacks, they cant do anything!!”

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

all 4 of them?

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

there are probably guys on gaslamp ball

I doubt that very much.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think so

Considering they just got swept by the D-Backs.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They can’t do anything!

…except sweep us…"

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could they be so heartless?

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have a few to spare. But don’t give them any.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

never.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL The Fray

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

still don't like Vin Scully

sorry all.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/mentions Barajas two run homer for the five hundredth time.

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by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm amazed to find anyone who isn't . . .

. . . though a few pop up regularly.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would anyone think the greatest baseball announcer of all time doesn’t suck? WHY OH WHY?!

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the kind of guy who likes gritty gamery veterans 10 years after they’re washed up, aren’t you?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Scully is washed up.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he’s declined at all? I don’t think I know anyone who thinks he wasn’t significantly better 20+ years ago.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure, he’s declined. But he’s not washed up.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. The first time I ever heard him (last year I think), I indignantly asked my friend who the shitty-ass announcer is.

I can’t stand him.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty horrible.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he is washed up

I have never enjoyed listening to him….He makes me fall asleep…There is no intensity or enthusiasm when he calls a game

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel the announcers are necessary in creating excitement.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of being a fan is the shared experience of cheering for your team. It creates a sense of community, or even communion.

When an announcer like Scully drags on and on in his sleepy, two-note narrative, it doesn’t really contribute anything to the experience. I’d just as soon watch Gameday.

At least that way, I know I’m getting all the names and calls right.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

That’s the World Series…That’s a different animal than Scully’s call of a Dodger/Giant game on a Tuesday night in June

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully likes Buster Posey

He’s also a closets Giants fan. He’s OK in my book.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was also 20 years ago.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was also Jack Buck, I believe. Scully’s was the other call of that HR.

by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Scully also in the box for the Shot?

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no idea. The only triviata (just made that word up, do you like it?) I know about the Shot was that Willie Mays was on deck.

by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "I don't believe what I just saw" call

was indeed Jack Buck. I don’t know why the Dodgers insist on letting Scully embarrass himself and them. He even said he needed to spend more time with his beloved wife just two days before he said “I love baseball too much to just walk away”. Mrs. Scully must be thrilled to hear that. (I know I would be.)

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...good for you

I am telling you why I don’t enjoy him, not why you shouldn’t like him…

To each their own….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps because . . .

. . . at least for many, many years now, he’s been a terrible announcer. The definition of that is that everything he says is either canned from notes or wrong (or both).

If you don’t care what Scully is saying, no doubt his drone can be soothing. (You should hear Jon Miller, who is a superb mimic, doing Vin Scully in Japanese.) But if you are actually trying to follow a baseball game that he is announcing, you will acquire nothing but misinformation about the game, the players, and the teams. Including how names are pronounced.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should hear Jon Miller, who is a superb mimic, doing Vin Scully in Japanese.

I believe Jon did that on Talk of the Nation last year. It was superb.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a link for this?

It’s about as lionized as the Ruben Rivera call and I can’t find it online.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think I got it for those out of the loop as well

Here

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, meant to post the link in the reply below. Silly me! But yeah, that’s the one I found.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon doing Scully in English, Japanese, and Spanish.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Japanese Scully slays me.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin was an OK person to be #2 behind Hank Greenwald until:

1) Jon miller came along
2) Scully criticized Barry Bonds but never ripped on Manny

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Scully is still very capable and very enjoyable.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Scully. He’ll always be the voice of baseball to me.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you feel about the reanimated corpse they trot out there in his place nowadays?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BLAKE ETHIER KEMP, BEST 4-5-6 IN BASEBALL

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

...

so each one is gonna k?

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Dodgers had THE BEST OUTFIELD IN THE NL?!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Hits fell in all over the place.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Kruk is doing the “I like to move it, move it” thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

“I want to move it, move it. I want to move it, move it. Move it.” -Jon

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

aahahahahaha

Jon still wants to move it, move it.

This is the best postgame ever.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON KEMP

HIT A HR AND RIHANNA WILL WRITE A SONG FOR YOU!

wait……….do you really want that?

by Fila429 on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

With her luck, it’d be the other way around.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rather than root for the Dodgers, some suggestions:

We root for the Padres bullpen to have to work hard. For Heath Bell, for example, to wear himself out getting a five out save
We root for the Padres’ hitters’ sphincters to tighten even more
A pulled hammie or two wouldn’t go amiss.
Extra innings!
We root for a win or two. Unlikely as 10 straight losses were, 17 straight is completely off the charts impossible. But 10 losses, a couple tough wins, then losing 3 out of 4? Doable.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or in Latos' jock strap

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of players do that.

by Edelweiss on Sep 7, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck I do that for fun

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it burns.

by Edelweiss on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t mind rooting for them. You know their fans probably want them to help the Padres.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is absolutely befuddled by Kruk’s description of Madagascar 2.

by Natto on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk really, really likes that song.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not good enough to walk intentionally every time. But he is good.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Bonds

But men on base, just throw him dukie

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-intentional walks are okay. Four fingers up, I rarely like, even for Babe Ruth.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not an allstar?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

MLBN taking shots at the west coast.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

shorter me.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and WHAT is with them always being 3 hours behind?! Amiright?!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network Talking Heads

seem to be getting worse and worse. More ESPN. Talking about west coast wearing flip flops. Plus Harold Reynolds is awful.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The business model is the business model. MLBN isn’t a non-profit.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but why does it work.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does any model work? Because that’s what the consumer wants.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

circular logic is circular.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well why do you think it works?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t have a reason. that’s why I asked the question.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what the premise is, because I really really don’t believe in an east coast bias.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

It is catering to your audience, the majority of which wants to hear about the east coast…It’s simple business….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I don’t feel this is even true. The networks focus on the STARS, not the coast. That’s why the Cavs and Lakers have dominated basketball coverage. That’s why the Vikings have dominated football coverage. Now, in baseball who tends to get the most stars? The Yankees and Red Sox. That’s why they get the most coverage. Not their geography.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/4th place Mets get more coverage than Rockies, Giants and Padres

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

When?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t say more coverage, but rather the information is more accurate.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

as evidenced by mlbtv constantly telling me Pablo Sandoval is batting

…you know, because he’s our biggest star…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

It’s because by now the majority of the nation east of Denver is sound asleep??

It’s a matter of exposure (you know best what you see) as much as it is a genuine bias against anything non-east coast, imo.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Time zones have a big part of it.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's a key thing

It’s much easier for people on the West Coast to know what’s going on the east coast than vice versa

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by Goofus on Sep 7, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

harol reynol

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man just needs a hug!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

swing the bat, Meat! useless Dodger crap

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go not Carlos Santana.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Blake, don’t bother swinging or anything.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKING USELESS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

who knew professional hitter Jose Guillen was white with a beard

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Blake.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake strikes out on three pitches, never takes the bat off his shoulder.

Kindred spirits with Jose Guillen.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Hit a fucking dinger Ethier.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, god forbid I want my team to make the postseason.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

read to fast, and typed faster.

Thought you were saying (from the future) that Ethier did hit a HR. Banned for teasing us. I’m banned for reading comprehension.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No worries.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt the Dodgers team really cares. They’re just trying to do their job and keep their jobs.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do it unconciously

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

They do like look walking zombies out there.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like this

If the Dodgers had to lose 25 straight for us to not make the playoffs they’d do it.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just making fun of your use of unconsciously instead of subconsciously.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm

I’m a ratard sometimes

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK, I can be an Rtard.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like most Giants don’t really hate the Dodgers. Most Dodgers (Lasorda DOES) don’t hate the Giants.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

God the Padres’ radio guys are fucking annoying.

Is Eckstein announcing?!

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for fucks sake why are we paying attention here

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a pennant race.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, sir

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this ump in SD is calling some BS strikes

by giant4life83 on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

There’s no fucking way he swung. Unbelievable.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great subject line!

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

he totally swung, dreamers, relax

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

//calls for separate PG thread for those who don’t know what a check-swing strike looks like

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One difficulty . . .

. . . is the differing interpretations of a “checked” swing. The official rules (at 2.00, STRIKE) are extraordinarily vague on the subject:

A strike by definition is “a pitch that is struck at by the batter and is missed.” It is purely a judgment made by the umpire as to whether the batter “struck at” the pitch.
.
Breaking the wrists or the bat moving beyond the front of the plate or the batter’s body, are factors that the umpire may use to make the judgment. Factors is all they are; not definitions.
.
It is not automatically a strike when a batter holds the bat over the plate preparing to bunt and does not pull it back when the pitch goes by. The same judgment applies. Did the batter “strike at” the pitch?
.
It is not automatically a strike when a batter is ducking an inside pitch and he spins around and the bat crosses the plate. The umpire must judge if he was avoiding the pitch or striking at it.
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   — baseball-rules.com

Some umpires apparently use physical position as the chief or sole determiner: did the bat “break the plane” of home plate? The old classic definition—which, in my opinion, ought still to be the standard—is “Was the batter fooled?” While that is a complicated subjective judgement, so is the entire rule. Old-time umps used the “fooled” criterion and, I think, did a much better job than those who try to decide how far the bat went when the man was urgently trying to hold it back.


Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like the old-time subjective method more as well.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very overrated song.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like, “Hey, I can’t really fit religion into this song, but hey! I can just throw in a little quip that doesn’t really fit but it will sure rile people up!”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about that, I just think it’s kind of a dull song.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, it’s not like there’s anything enlightening. Lennon in general is just way overrated. #TeamMcCartney

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol love your name

by TBRMKane on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right about the name

Wrong about the song. It’s a meditation and meant to be modest in presentation.

Forthright is hard to grasp in a cynical world. Thus speaks the cynical gallo . . . . sigh.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

#TeamGeorge

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

#TeamJacob

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Laundromat!

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not this goober though

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI GRAPE

:)

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you’re not.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

#TeamSquier

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

#TeamYok…ugh, I can’t do it.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who was worse?

The Marxist or the Veggo?

I happen to think the Beatles as a whole were overrated.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chacun à son goût . . .

. . . as the old lady who kissed the goat said.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, now THIS is wrong

I agree that John tends to get more credit than he deserves in relation to Paul and George, but calling the Beatles over-rated is way off base.

Their body of work, done over a pretty short period of time holds up against anyone’s. They were both innovative and accessible in a way that no other band has approached.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Although I understand where the overrated claim comes from. When you’re the best, someone will consider you overrated.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul was a better songwriter than John

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 8, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Ethier.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Dodgers

I love it!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 7, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

See, we knew this whole time that umps always have anti-Dodger bias.

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by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the Dodgers’ radio guy is also shitty. He sounds like he came straight outta the thirties.

“Bounced him like a lead time, Freddy! A lead dime, I tells ya!”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon just a baserunner or two… wear out Bell if nothing else.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Beard Fight!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMT?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp: K or dinger

I’m like 85% sure of that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont know grant...

That second pitch that you dubbed a “good pitch” in your little graph there looks like a pipe cleaner imo

by ncunningham on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Whoa. Javier Lopez isn’t from another country. He Freddy Sanchezed me.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that's who they were interviewing

I couldn’t recognize the face

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You thought Burbank Boy was non-US? Odd.

by wcw on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I just couldn't tell who that guy was

I’ve never heard him talk either

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was really weird. I was expecting barely-intelligible English.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anything, he has an East Coast accent.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 7, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was born in Puerto Rico but went to school in Virginia.

by Natto on Sep 7, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

That interview surprised me

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he didn't A-rod you

You tried it once and didn’t enjoy it

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to do my homework right now

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is exactly what’s going through my head right now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither d--

oh wait. STILL SUMMER VACATION BITCH! :)

by Fila429 on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to grade homework right now.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No homework today

Yes!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 7, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I intensely dislike you right now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have any either.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I intensely dislike you right now, too.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCHOOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US

/hi-5

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im actually going down tomorrow.

/wishes I was in school

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’m waiting till next Tuesday.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have homework, either

Then again, I’m not in school.

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by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have homework every night, but I can totally choose not to do it on three out of seven of them.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see you on campus today.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What color was my hair?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was creepy fast.

It was so dark brown that it looks black.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m good.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWIS

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you didn't

I was disappointed greatly.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently so was she

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 8, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I did my part!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FORGOT MY NAME.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this context, that sounds wrong.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, most things in this context will probably sound wrong.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

True.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but...

Before that I loved you.

Or something.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You cold hearted man.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about all that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did the doctors say your heart was cold?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, no I did not.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WELL, THEY LIED.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t lie to myself.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

…you clever son of a biscuit eating bulldog.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like biscuits and I like bulldogs

I’ll take that as a compliment!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the computer lab for a while trying to figure out why my homework wasn’t printing. But after that I sauntered up to the Tea Shop, and then after that I sauntered back to Mills Hall, where I went to class.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s, like, fifty billion computer labs on campus, haha. But I was at the Tea Shop at around 6:15.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Stern 10, I think, and didn’t get all printed up until right about 6:25.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I know where that is. And I think a lot of the printers have been malfunctioning around here lately.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had no toner, but it displayed no no toner message.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the malfunctioning stuff.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have pills for that now.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had any for two years :P

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss? twhs?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't too difficult

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, there was a great reading at Mills Hall tonight.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw them setting up for that after my English class. I wish I went.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My workshop professor said that it was easily the best reading that she has ever seen at Mills.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have shop classes at Mills?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I might end up going to the next one, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, the Pad’s play-by-play guy is a fucking auctioneer.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Teddy?

Imagine being locked in a room and having to listen to him announce the Pads 2010 season back to back to back….

And you thought Giants’ baseball was torture…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE FUCKING DODGERS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking useless Dodgers. mailing it in.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

bluuuuugh

Can’t count on the Dodgers to do anything for us.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re just gonna have to do it ourselves in SD this week

by giant4life83 on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.LOLA.

I said it yesterday, Giants will just have to take care of business themselves.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a best of 7 series with the Pads. We take 4 of them, we should win the division. Padres have a tougher schedule here on out.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants could do it even at 3-4. Can’t afford to lose 5 though.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less than two weeks ago

Everyone was saying we’d need to win 5 of 7 at a minimum. What a difference a losing streak makes

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just think if the Padres had gone .500 during that time. We would be watching the Braves/Phillies only.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least they gained ground on the wild-card.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The stupid Rockies are making it hard to enjoy that.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m much more worried about the Rockies than even the Padres. With Tulo back from injury, and with Ubaldo and CarGo, they’ve got three of the ten best players in baseball

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo is not top 10. I wouldn’t put him top 20.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And is CarGo really that good? Something tells me even if he has been good enough so far this year, he doesn’t have the longevity of results to really place him in that echelon.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulowitzki is much easier to shove out of the argument; good power, overrated defender.

Gonzales is a tougher one to argue, so I didn’t want to start a war about it; he’s having a great season, but he’s still somewhat of an unknown quantity. I don’t think that Gonzales will win the Triple Crown or the MVP, and I think that once he comes down off this current hot streak, he will look much more human.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is. He has a legit shot at the triple crown.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he does, but I still disagree.

His power is impressive, but he is running off of a .385 BABIP which is much higher than his previous career average of about .320-.330 and even then he is only 15th on the WAR leaderboard.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he’s 20th. I didn’t include pitchers.

Yeah, there’s no way he’s top-10 in baseball.

Given Coors, he’s probably not even top 25.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CarGo's Home/Road Splits

             AVG OBP SLG OPS
HOME .395 .439 .794 1.233
ROAD .288 .310 .450 .760

Hi Coors Field.

by nataku on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you read that fanpost on AN?

Absolutely meaningful.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll summarize it with a credit link at the bottom

Faded are ball movement outside of coors, in focus are movement at coors. Data drawn from colorado pitchers. The bigger the distance between the foreground and a washout mark, the bigger is the “Coors effect” on that specific pitch.


CG swung at more than 100 fastballs while playing away games this year. He managed to put less than a quarter of the ones he swung at in play, while the league succeeds at it more than the half of the times.

    * Different pitches move differently due to their respective spins
    * Visiting pitchers throw similar pitch selection in Colorado as they do elsewehere
    * Colorado pitchers throw less fastballs at home
    * Fastballs are the pitches most affected by thin air, as they lose a big part of their movement, unlike breaking pitches
    * Carlos Gonzalez is being pitched more fastballs on the road than at home
    * He struggles with fastballs on the road, yet is successful against them at home
    * His performance on breaking pitches is pretty similar home and away

This is only a summary. read the whole thing. It’s very very cool.

Credit here :
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/8/8/1611852/carlos-gonzalez-a-god-on-a-mountain

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Athletics Nation?

I can only imagine how they feel about Gonzalez….

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve said it once today, but it bears repeating: elcroata is Joe Posnanski, Jr. Fantastic writer.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This wasn't meant as a bias thing

Its just if Bowker was CarGo, I can imagine the ire of this place. You could cut it with a knife.

I think that other blogs are a bit less prone to hysteria…

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. I hung around AN a lot last year. They get every bit as hysterical.

Well, none of them would ever light a flaming bag of shit on fire in front of Sabean’s house. So maybe not every bit as hysterical.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

It’s a good piece of work.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to run a t-test…but I’m almost positive those are statistically significant.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are, but they are also way out of line with his H/R splits earlier in his career.

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think those are anywhere near his H/R true talent splits. But the dude goes from being Pujols at home to being…Rowand?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not disputing he’s a good player, just pointing out that his splits this year are very skewed. He is downright pedestrian as soon as he leaves home this year.

by nataku on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing with you…I think we’re all on the same page.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone should read Sky Kalkman's piece

If they’re going to pull out H/R splits.

Piece is here

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by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the same Tulo we are talking about here. The guy that has a legit claim to best SS in all of baseball, especially cuz HanRam isn’t much of a fielder. He’s at least number 2 in the game at his position and that should make him top 20

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by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three of the top 10? Seriously?

I wouldn’t put any of them in the top 10, and Ubaldo isn’t even a top 5 pitcher.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 of the top 10 in baseball?

Not even 3 of the top 10 in the NL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, we got Torres apparently out of his slump, same with Huff, Sanchez hitting, Guillen (you know Guillen is going to play, so might as well mention he is heating up too), Burrell still driving the ball.

Most important is Torres and Huff getting hot right now

by giant4life83 on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen hit some pitches in strange places, places even Natto wouldn’t go.

They didn’t go out because he tomahawked them, with topspin. Sure, that’s how he hits, but I can’t call it “bad pitching.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got the old freak back on Monday

I think we match up good. Padres are out of their Majick Vodoo 1-0 wins.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUE TO THEIR NATURE TILL THE END

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTHLESS FUCKS

I hate everything about the Dodgers.

by DFARowand on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Maybe we will get 75 more good pitches.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

All is right with the world

I have the least confidence in Zito out of our whole rotation

by DFARowand on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on now… six innings.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT

WE CAUGHT FLEM ON MCC?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Singing

Rollin’ down, The Embarcadero
Big nasty redhead at my side
I was born to ride …

I hate LA
I hate LA

by GiantMalcontent on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

um..

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Tim practices Kabalah

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Where's my choco taco?"

“Wait……

…..

…..

did I eat it already?"

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

About Tim Lincecum:

I mentioned this on the GameDay thread, but suspect it got lost. There is a most interesting article about Lincecum’s performance over at Baseball Prospectus, and (amazingly) it seems the whole thing can be read without a subscription: “Freaky Concerns” by Eric Seidman. Recommended reading.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

can you just summarize it

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not easily.

Lots of charts and data.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically

His September 1st (good) outing was more a relief to Giants fans vs. what we expected
He was horrible in August
His struggles this year more may be more magnified than otherwise b/c the Giants have an actual chance at the playoffs (he argues they didn’t last year)

He then looks at his 5 worst spans in terms of runs allowed from 2007-2009 and finds they all happened in 2007. But over the last two years at his worst was an above average pitcher.

But what is concerning about 2010 struggles is not the poor results that all pitchers experience but his inputs (stuff and velocity)
- Fastball has lost velocity and horizontal & vertical movement
- Curveball has lost horizontal movement
- Change up has remained steady
- Slider has more movement now

So the big concern is the fastball is moving less and has almost no horizontal movement. He also states that hitters may be less intimidated given the above.

Moving forward he will have to do what other great pitchers such as Maddux and Martinez have done – use their intellect to evolve as a pitcher.

My take: the write up isn’t particularly ground-breaking (kind of states what we have been seeing) but the data is cool that shows the specific changes in the movement of his pitches. I also think he could come back next year with a new fire and actually gain some of his fastball back (although probably not back to where he was). Time will tell.

by Bochean on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you please summarize your summary?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two words or fewer.

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite two but how is this?

He less good now. Fastball no movey.

Must be smart now.

by Bochean on Sep 7, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner: pasta

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken a la penne… fuck!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, pasta indeed.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here but it's dinner number 2 for me

I really dislike vegan potlucks. Also, it’s an abomination for Chili to have cashews in it.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

People can be vegan if they want but don’t make me become one.

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by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WILL SUCCUMB. STAY AWAY FROM THE MEAT.

by Bochean on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck!

Srsly, chili with cashews in it? Yikes.

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just cashew butter.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nachos.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken Tenders

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subway sammich.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Italian food...in Venice, bitches!

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you're in LA

Big mistake not going to Baby Blues

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by grape on Sep 8, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Venice, bitches!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEE VENICE

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 8, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Not sure if the LA comment was a joke, but either way it’s funny

Guess I should have said “Venezia, bitches!”

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Also, why is the Anglicization (?) of Italian words so crappy?

“Firenze” is awesome.

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by grape on Sep 8, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Firenze Henderson?

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by MonochromeGarden on Sep 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO JEALOUS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 8, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read it after you posted it

Great article and I totally agree with it…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it sound a bit like ...

Tim is re-teaching himself to pitch, so he will last longer, whether it hurts this year’s effort or not? Perhaps after fooling with ideas of slower fastballs he is coming back for the pennant race? Or am I reading too much into it?

by GiantMalcontent on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does do really well down the stretch typically.

Might not even be such a new thing.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Padres won a game tonight at PETCO Park but nobody was there to see it, did it really happen?

by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if they were playing an east coast team.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

when do the postgame wrap podcasts usually get put up?

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHICH DEDICATED POSTGAME THREAD AM I IN???

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THE ONE WITH KITTENS AND NINJAS AND FART JOKES.

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by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least we gained half a game in the wild card

by kingofthacove on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been wanting to post this since I heard about his debut today


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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh?

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dillon Gee.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He absolutely needs to petition to change his walkup music to Gee.

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Still don’t get it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby.

Face.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fell in

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I didn’t even get it.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscure K-Pop reference is obscure.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get it.

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by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't read Korean, so spelling it out won't help.

I can say ‘start’, ‘Stop’, ‘Thank you’, name a few body parts, count to ten and that’s about it. My wife is wondering what the hell I’m listening to as I type this.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure somebody would help me out by now..

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH AZNS

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 7, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's be honest

We want the Padres to lose but deep down laughing at the Dodgers losing.

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by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NOOZ

The Dodgers are now a sub-.500 team.

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Awesome. Although I wouldn’t mind them having a worse draft pick. I’d rather be awful than mediocre.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i kinda wish they don't have a protected first round pick

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Although I don’t see them signing a Type A, I’d prefer they get like the 17th pick or something.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

All of our HRs were on first pitches from Enright

Also, is Guillen the only man in baseball that could make that shot into a single.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he thought he hit a dingerz

by TBRMKane on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How quickly we forget Bengie Molina

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hit a triple. Right now, I don’t think Guillen could hit a triple unless someone put a pinball machine out in left.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he almost did that one game!

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bengie did, anyone can!

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I saw Guillen hit a triple in his first game as a Giant

Except it was scored a “double – thrown out at 3rd by a mile”

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re forgetting our old friend, Bengie.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I just hate it when players don’t even try to run out HRs. I have bad memories of that Pablo one against the dodgers last year

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I could reconcile everything else, but not that.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 8, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember fans actually booing him once for not running a pop up that dropped.

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by SFGuy on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

His HR balls or groundballs?

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything

It must’ve annoyed Kent too, because after he left the Giants, he let that soft liner drop in front of him just to embarass Bonds since he knew he wouldn’t be running it out

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I really don’t remember that well, perhaps at the end of his career I do, but I don’t remember before that.

I suppose when you’re that good, nobody has any right to complain.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely we do

I don’t think it’s asking too much for players to give as much effort as possible

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds never quit on his team (say like, Manny Ramirez), and not running out a harmless ground ball isn’t going to change many people’s opinions of him.

I can’t remember of him not hustling on a regular basis at all, so it’s not something I’m going to accuse him of.

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by DrDC on Sep 8, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He not hustled on a regular basis as a teenager playing American Legion ball and, like with his professional career, his production was so overwhelming nobody could really say shit about it.
He also has said that Willie Mays drilled it into him that he was so valuable to his team that pulling a hamstring running out popups was more damaging than not running out the popups. I’m actually inclined to agree.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember him not running out easy outs until like 2005

When he came back from injury. I just thought he was gimpy from 2005 onward

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by baetown415 on Sep 8, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him doing it at Central Park in San Mateo when he played with my brother. And I also remember him hitting the building across the El Camino from there with a home run.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering . . .

. . . if someone would bring that matter up. I concur with Willie.

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by owlcroft on Sep 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats no good

Especially in a park that makes flyballs into homers. What happens when he goes home to a park that makes homers into flyballs?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are reasons.

Meulens told them that Enright was likely going to try to steal a lot of first-pitch strikes, so for once, be aggressive and go after the first pitch if you like it (check with me after the first at-bat). That man needs his salary doubled, retroactive to the dawn of time.

Guillen was not the only person in the park, or watching, who though the ball was clearly out. That’s not an excuse, but better men than him have made that sort of error.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might as well just make “Sabean delenda est!” your sig if you’re going to append it to all of your posts.

by Natto on Sep 7, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, it is not part of his sig?

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is in his sig.

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not – it’s too big and too far away from the rest of his sig.

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you bold words in your sig?

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we've discussed this:

It would be in a small, faint font, and the last thing I want is that message to be small and faint.

Unless there is a way to size and boldface sig-line text: if there is, someone please tell me. (For that matter, I can’t even figure out how to size ordinary body text—HTML codes don’t seem to work.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What episode of Firefly is “…delenda est!” from, anyways?

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by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question. And I don’t get why Owlcroft wants Sabean to dance?

by Bochean on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was War Stories. You don’t remember because that wasn’t a very good episode and you haven’t watched it since.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

The war flashbacks were awesome but the main plot was kinda hackneyed.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you thinking of The Message?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the crap was war stories?

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I must have been, but what was the main plot of war stories?

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mal got captured by Niska (sp?) and Wash had a tiny gun.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I actually like that one. Mostly, if I’m remembering right, they went and offed either Niska or a memorable subordinate at the end of it which kind of raised the stakes on the series. I was expecting a bit more of a serial with recurring characters getting thwarted and returning and this made it a bit more heavy.

Also, it was quippy.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 14 episodes and we still had Reavers, Niska, and Saffron show up in two each. Quite the universe they were building.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take me, sir. Take me hard.
that wasn’t a very good episode

YOU SHUSH!

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t! It was a very poorly written episode!

“This is something the captain has to do for himself.”

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

“No! No it’s not!”

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the captain is fighting for his life, and Zoey is going to crack jokes while actively endangering his life further in the process?

No, she’s going to shoot the motherfucker and make jokes after.

It’s bad writing. Realism completely fucked for the sake of a punchline. Bah.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t get me fucking started about Shan Fucking Yu.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry: Zoe.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, maybe they really had to shoehorn in that joke, I’ll give you that. But if we’re talking about faults of Firefly, I’m going to go with a) why was Book not dumped on Whitefall and 2) why was Jayne not only not airlocked but allowed to stay with the crew?

Also, War Stories has “I’ll be in my bunk.”

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think there are a lot of problems and hiccups with that show. It makes up for it by being really good when it’s good, though. And while I would have really liked to have seen it eventually hit its stride, there is a storyline with Inara they were going to pursue that Tim Minear described that I’m fairly glad never got filmed.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might have decided not to do it, though. Stories like that (as in, ones that were set up without specifics so they could be anything) get changed all the time.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. I’ll leave it at “if this was going to happen, I’m glad it didn’t, but if it wasn’t going to happen, I really would have loved to see what would have happened.”

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because of TV Tropes, I’m superficially familiar with so much of what Whedon has done.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a problem with the third act break in that one, where it’s “Mal is dead.”

But he’s not, of course. I know it and you know it, writers. Stop insulting my intelligence.

There was something else I was going to mention, but I forgot it in the process of writing this comment.

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by groug on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably my least favorite episode overall.

/Checks episode list.

Yeah. Without watching them again, I’d put that as my least favorite. Bushwhacked is probably second.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they make sigs they way they are for a reason.

by Natto on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell it to Cato.

Oh, wait, no, he’s dead. Well, tell it to the Marines.

Sabean delenda est!

(I mean is there someone who actually disagrees?)

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the sentiment? Or the de facto super-sig?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you’ve already explained it, and I apologize if I’m stating the obvious; but for those who don’t know, owlcroft is taking a page from Cato the Elder’s playbook and calling for Sabean’s head after every speech (or post, in this case), the way Cato called for the desctruction of Carthage. It doesn’t work quite the same if it’s just part of his sig.

If it succeeds, I’m guessing owlcroft will sow the carpet in Sabean’s office with salt, or something. Whatever you do to an office so it can’t be lived in again.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I first saw the quote in Robots and Empire by Isaac Asimov.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you do . . .

. . . to an office so it can never again be occupied is let Brian Sabean use it for a time. It becomes ineradicable.

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by owlcroft on Sep 8, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know Meulens said that? Is it in a wrap/game notes somewhere?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Post Game Live"

As heard, and reported to me, by mrs. owlcroft. She cannot remember who said it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t stealing a lot of first-pitch strikes be something you should expect every pitcher to try to do? Why should the team try to hit differently against Enright because they suspect he is going to try to do something that every pitcher, by rights, should be trying to do?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't write 'em, I just read 'em.

Perhaps their scouting sensed that Enright was doing this more, or perhaps more directly (meaning with pitches right down the middle) than is normal. Moreover, meulens has been preaching all season about the importance of taking pitches, especially early in the count, to see what the guy is doing just then—so this was an “ignore previous telegram” sort of advice.

But beyond such speculation, I only know what was actually said.

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by owlcroft on Sep 7, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense. I made the mistake of taking his words for your words. And the results do seem to suggest that the team was taking advantage of something on first pitches that was out of the ordinary.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adjustments chess match

Opponents previously: The Giants have no discipline. Throw first-pitch crap and they’ll chase.
Muelens: They’re throwing you guys first-pitch crap and you’re playing into their hands. Take a pitch.
Opponents: They’re taking first pitches now. Steal a strike.
Muelens: They’re trying to steal strikes. Jump on it!

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/Miguel Montero reaches for a twelve-pack of “high fastball.”

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by Solidarity on Sep 8, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now with a cold window thingy!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 8, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very well put.

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by owlcroft on Sep 8, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thrust/Parry

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by drdata24 on Sep 8, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think that to steal first pitch strikes would be just laying them in the zone rather than try to locate. I think thats what Sanchez did his last start against the Dodgers. He pounded the strike zone on the first pitch by putting fastballs right over the heart of the plate. The Dodgers probably had the gameplan of taking as many pitches as possible and failed to adjust. Enright tried to get ahead by putting pitches in the middle of the plate

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by TexasRanger on Sep 8, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

One game back of the Pads

One game back of the Braves. LETS DO THIS

by DFARowand on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNKKKIIIIINNNSSS!!!

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Goofus is a closet wow fan?

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by jctGamer on Sep 8, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all, but that clip on youtube is the funnist thing I've ever seen

Closest thing I’ve done to WOW is playing D&D when I was in Jr. High (late 70s)

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me: I googled "Goofus MCPenisbutter"

and this blog didn’t come up. I figured I was needed here

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Thong

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by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster’s behind Angel?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NWES?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD PLACE FOR ROMS BRO

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll upload Fester’s Quest, and SBN can’t stop me.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh but that game sucks so much

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I get it

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-O

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

MCCOVEY CHRONCILES

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/searches for “Grant Brisbee llamas” and repeatedly clicks link

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU MEAN GRANT BISBEE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually LOL'd

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by Yoyo on Sep 7, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Grant, where’s my Angel Villalona update?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 7, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Googles Angel Villalona
/clicks on MCC link

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 7, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHRONCILES

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

not everybody is a perfect speller, okl!

I also cop to “brian wilson giants girlfriend”

whatevs

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s knot okay. I bileeve everie one shuld wurk on there gramer and espesially speling.

by Bochean on Sep 7, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

inorite!?

thenks, bocheon, u r a nise persen!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Barry Zito Paris Hilton didn’t find a place on the list.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea there was so much interest in Brian Wilson's dating habits

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not so sure the guy “dates” per se…

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Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plowing habits . . . whatever

But yeah, I don’t get the interest. I mean, I would, but I’m not going to go internet stalking him to find out he he’s currently hooking up with

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. and besides, his public persona interests me a lot more than his private life. if there’s even a difference.

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Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a hilarious, albeit weird, interview and a good looking guy. But mostly I just think he’s really damn good closer. I’m most interested in him getting saves for my team.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 8, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like him getting saves for my team too!

but can’t say i’m ashamed of winking when i took a picture with him ;)

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Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 8, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you shouldn’t! That picture was of you was adorable!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

/leers

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A SOW!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 8, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are who we thought they were.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

- Yay Giants win!
- Yay Timmy, especially through six!
- Yay bats!
- Yay Romo & Affeldt closing it out to give Wilson a breather.
- I had no idea Mike Hampton was still alive.

by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't stop here!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need some golf shoes…get me some fuckin golf shoes so I can get out of here.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is bat country

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this a reference to? My pop culture-fu is limited.

by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefly: Las Vegas

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear and Flying in Los Flaygas

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 7, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it

So tantalizingly close to 1st place.

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by grape on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So close you can taste it?

by speckops on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So close I can floss with its pubes.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I lol’d

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is actually not as easy to do as it sounds. Pubes would rather break than slide between teeth.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean… wow, that’s pretty close….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this reminds me of that quote from gaslamp ball

so now we’ve brushing and flossing teeth covered

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cuzzi-close.

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by DrDC on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I was at that game.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep winning. Just keep winning. Just keeping winning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s coming close to humiliating the Mariners. Two outs in the ninth, no one on, down by five, and now the tying run is on first.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aardsma coming in for the one out save!

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by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be in the bleachers tomorrow. Don’t burn Aardsma!

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by Solidarity on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like some torture

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I jinxed it. Sorry, AN.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your powers are strong.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 7, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And boom goes the dynamite.

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by deuce deuce on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions