Open GameThread, 9/7
San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT
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AT BEST
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
who's the media hog?
poor Cain, couldn’t even get a free beverage out of this
by QualityOverQuantity on Sep 7, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That picture breaks my heart every time I see it. Poor Matty.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Giants!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
I like the absence of Reynolds. I dislike the presence of Guillen.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
I also like the absence of Upton.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS GUILLEN
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Guillen has never made a mistake fielding or baserunning with the Giants. Sorry Cody, sorry Nate.
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Sep 7, 2010 5:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WHAT? You mean that wasn’t a serious statement?!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to god, Guillen’s gonna have to pull a full Canseco Maneuver before Bochy sits him for real.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
/waits patiently
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
/gets in this line
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
That's the thing
Much shit as I give Bochy, he did more or less bench Rowand once he had a better option (perhaps not as fast as I’d have liked, but it did happen)
This Guillen thing is absolutely inexcusable. Ross is a better player in every way.
I'm really worried that Ross will be non tendered
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I think that's a little high in terms of dingerz
but I think he should be a 20 HR/10 SB guy with plus defense all around
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
And his comic experiences working with the likes of Jon Stewart and Kal Penn should really help the personality in the clubhouse.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HR avg over last 3 years is 24 i think, provided he gets to play 150 or so games.
but still, id settle for 20 HRs
The weather (wind mostly) tends to suppress fly balls to right field more than left field.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
what makes you think he is different than aaron rowand?
by ldv on Sep 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Faster?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ffffffffffffffffff
Barring a Werth or Crawford signing, there’s no excuse for Ross being non tendered.
He’s a relatively affordable guy with a decent bat and the ability to play all 3 OF positions well. That is exactly the kind of person you want on your bench.
I agree
I just wouldn’t be shocked if he was non tendered
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I imagine he'll stay
I mean he’ll likely only require about 1.5M and his competition is Burriss (who isn’t very good) and Rohlinger (who the Giants don’t seem to like)
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
With the weak SS market, Uribe has a chance to get a lot
Personally, I wouldn’t go higher than 2 yrs 10M
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I want him back
but he’ll be rather expensive for a bench option.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
5.5-6M
for a guy that could start or be a very good bench player
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Ugh.
Honestly though, I could see Guillen getting Jermaine Dye’d this offseason
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
PLEASE
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I mean he's not that good
but he makes up for it by being a bad clubhouse presence
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Why bench?
Right now, he is probably the best RF option, saving perhaps a nate Schierholtz played regularly. But at worst he’s a 4th OF who should, in a sane world (I know, I know) get about as much time as the other three.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
This is also true
I blanked on that, which is weird, considering I distinctly remember having an argument with someone a couple weeks ago that Cody Ross should be our opening day 2011 starting RF (barring a Werth acquisition)
It’s not about whether or not he’ll be a bench option, it’s about the fact that Bochy and Sabean will view him as a bench option.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Volstad prone to the long ball
Phillies leading 4-3
Braves tied with Pirates 0-0 in the 6th
John Shea
saying we have a chance because of our veteran grit!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
I prefer veteran cheesy grit.
Or maybe a nice veteran grit souffle.
by D4P on Sep 7, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Jenkins
saying that Atlanta will be the team that might elbow the Giants out.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Can’t elbow us out of the west.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
Best/worst case scenario.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
he's really going out on a limb there...
of course, the Giants and Rockies could make it and the Padres and Braves are out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
dinner
jalapeno sausage sandwich, amstel night. it’s going to be one of those nights.
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
0_o
I Googled “EL Abismo” and it gave me this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_Chasm
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You can think of dinner at a time like this?
. . .mmmm, roast turtle . . .
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
dam good time
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A BASEBALL BLOG.
Here is where you want to go.
EXACTLY, jeeze, even i know this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I thought Oppo Taco was banned, even for dinner?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hamburger, w/ avocado
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
Buon gusto!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda express!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Hey Giants
Score more runs than the other team tonight.
Thanks, Giants fans everywhere
P.S. Winning more innings would be cool as well.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
After seeing Torres and Ross running all over the planet to catch balls last night, what the hell is Big Head thinking putting Guillen out there?
no Panda
thus, Bork needs to start Guillen to meet the slop hacker quota.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BIG BAT™
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
................................................

by QualityOverQuantity on Sep 7, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
that’s great.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
And I’m curious as to where many of the McCoven would fall in this sorting.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Deceptivecon
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Cautiously Optimisticon
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
At this point, if he’s going to play everyday anyways, he might as well hit.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no i mean it would be good news because it would mean every other giant would have reached safely 2 or 3 times in the inning
Oh, I guess that would be a good thing.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
but yes i agree
even if i don’t want him in the lineup i still root for him to get a hit every AB
i guess it depends on how many are LOB when he ends the inning
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
I guess it depends on the fact that it’s not going to happen, so who cares.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, that wasn’t intended as a serious comment.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it wrong that I pray that Guillen hurts himself striking out?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
You mean even more than he’s ALREADY FUCKING INJURED ARTSHDLFHGLSDFGDSGDSFGDGFHDFGHF
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Win Giants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
maybe all post need subject lines
like this
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the royals blog too. I went over there after the guillen trade and they commented on how little we use the subject lines
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have been worse, I guess; could have been a stand alone fanshot.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You’re a photoshop wizard, but I doubt you could make that happen.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, if I thought there was any chance of it being possible I wouldn’t have challenged.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMMIT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit, don’t say shit like that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Tried adblocking it in Chrome. And, for the second time today on this site, doing so froze everything.
Back with FF, hoping lame subject-line, bandwidth eating images are kept to a minimum.
/get off my lawn, damn kids
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
thats what i was thinking
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't even reconize him
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
timmy is too young for magic
he still plays pokemon
thats his same face after he drew a base set charizard
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I play both and I actually like pokemon more. I hate how fucked you can get if you dont get any mana. I roll plain/swamp and it sucks for two type decks just as badly.
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember Tim ever dressing like that…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOREBOARD WATCHING
Rockies lead Reds 3-0 in the 2nd
Brewers lead Cardinals 2-0 in the 3rd
Pirates lead Braves 5-0 in the 7th
Phillies over Marlins 5-3 in the 7th
Beat me to it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I enjoy when they lose.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GO REDS!!!!!! CHAPMAN FTW!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Why is it that printer problems only happen when you’re a student who has an assignment to turn in?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Yeah, I really do think.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And so I came to the computer lab to fix the problem, and it says that it printed, but the printer itself is doing nothing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have the right printer? Maybe there’s a printer in Tuscaloosa churning out pages.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s probably what’s happening. Somebody in Norway is finding out exactly howw I feel about Carl Jung.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That he’s some sort of archetype?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ANIMA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks, I’m pretty regular.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. It’s out of toner. But it does nothing to let me know it is out of toner. This is a good system.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh… he’s a pretty smart dude. Don’t know how I feel about his ridiculous amounts of claimed prescience, but a smart dude.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
On your wedding day
by Outshined_One on Sep 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A free priiiiiiiint
but you’ve already paid.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a gooood adviiiiiiiiiiiise
that you just didn’t take
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
But I am a graduate.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you wearing animal prints?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
can't wait to call myself this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I HAVE NO CLUE, then i have to run up to King Library to print shit off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OT: Go to google.com
and play with the balls….heh…
Hey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/nods
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
At Oakland Airport
Fucking flight delayed GOD DAMMIT
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah -.-
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That’s exactly how I flew to the Bay Area this year. AIRPORT BUDDIES!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
o_O
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah, i know it makes no sense. But small world and all that.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Airport Buddies
Small world, wide stance.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, just when I think I’ve figured out how to avoid the MCC minefields, here comes Johnny Disaster.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I blame Larry Craig.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
is that like the combination of Larry King and Jenny Craig?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
MILE HIGH CLUB!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
CREEPY JOHNNY DISASTER
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Is there any other kind?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche.
It’s just hilarious that I got multiple tweets of “not to be creepy but….”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You’re always going places. Are you my daddy?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Are you Pedro Martinez?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I can be whatever you want for the right price.
Wait, wrong place, wrong time.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
In play: Guillen(s)
Jose Guillen grounds into double play, pitcher Barry Enright to shortstop Stephen Drew to first baseman Adam LaRoche. Buster Posey out at 2nd. Three out.
Amy G is giving me a slight Rueter today
Is that so wrong?
subject line
yes
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve yet to tell the Mr. that Guillen is playing tonight. He’d turn the tv off…
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DAMN PEDOPHILE COMMERCIAL
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
FP: Bochy and Sabean met with the starters
And now they are awesome.
CORRELATION = OH, YOU KNOW
I get a good feeling about this season
When I see lucky breaks like Upton and Reynolds are out, little breaks like that really help us out…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S A GOOD LINEUP MY ASS YOU GIANT HEADED DIMWIT!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I think if you told me in May the weak spot of the lineup would have a .33 OBP with the Giants, I’d be happy
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LOL .33 OBP
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know – it just looks funny, but more importantly – LOL .361 SLG , 2 WALKS AND NO SPEED!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies purchase contract of Jay Payton
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
If Bochy was managing the Rockies
Jay Payton would play every day over Carlos Gonzalez.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Win, Giants. Win.
Win for the Kitty.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Maybe this will help...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Maru!
I mean, Giants!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My top 3 favorite .gifs all have kitties. Coincidence?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
pretty sure that pictures of cats is one of the main reasons that the internet was invented.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
catz?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Nah

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pussycats?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Do u mean Va
Ginas?!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That, and Hamster dance.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ensemble and instrumental anthems >>>>>>>>> solo anthems
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It does seem to be this way. Except for the guy with the violin made out of a baseball bat.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
Glenn Donellan, violinist with the National Symphony Orchestra.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Why is Hank Schulman
such a bitch?
hankschulman
BE WARNED. IT COSTS A LOT TO REPLACE A WORN-OUT ALL-CAPS KEY. RT @androog: HEY GUYS LET’S KEEP PLAYING A TOTALLY WORTHLESS PLAYER IN RF.
He knows the dude is clearly correct, yet he still resorts to a an attempt at humor that isn’t remotely humorous
I thought it was pretty funny, mostly because lol bondslegend
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HEY FUCK YOU
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman
Little gamesmanship here? It’s 96 degrees outside and they opened roof for the first time in months. Timmy doesn’t pitch well in heat.
Let me show you this graph I have…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck?
Guillen again?!
Jesus, Boch! Don’t look now, that’s an iceberg you’re steaming toward.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Diamondbacks
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yeeeeh
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
LOL KARMA
SUCK IT, GERARDO ETHIER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLRARDO PARRA
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Pretty much every day I should think.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy! Cut that shit out!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Productive
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
YES!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
HUFF!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Welcome Back Aubrey Huff
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
been awhile since i posted one of these

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh man I had the biggest crush on her.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY Huff
LOL Sanchez
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
POSEY!!!!!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
HUFF DADDY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
Since when the fuck was this a 6:40 game?!
And, oh, hey, arrived just in time to see Huff hit a homer. NICE.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Most games in AZ have been 6:40 this year.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL MOUNTAIN TIME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I have a tendency to forget Arizona’s weird start times.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s still weird, 40 after?
And aren’t they on our time now?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
That still wouldn’t explain starting a game at twenty before the hour.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
10 after the half hour.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think my brain broke.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like a 7:10 start, but a half hour earlier.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Enright’s making location mistakes.
MOAR PLZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BUSTED
Damn how much closer can you get?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
JUST MISSED IT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BUSTY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
BUSTIFIED!
REVIEW IT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
I love things.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BUSTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
As much as I like torture wins, I can use a blowout for a change.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Fuck yes.
You think Sanchez made a sad face when Huff hit the homer?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Huff HR, Buster high off the CF wall (just missed) on back to back pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Torres 2B (that Parra misplayed) + Huff Dinger + Buster double (off the CF wall)
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
THE THONG IS NEVER WRONG
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
ENWRONG!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Enright picked the right time to start regressing
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I’M SO GLAD I’ COVERING THE CITY COUNCIL TALK ABOUT WATER RATES!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I APPROVE THE WAY THIS GAME HAS STARTED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I like you and I respect your opinion
But bondslegend had the best Twitter LOL of all time
OF ALL TIME
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
NEXT STOP HOOKERS AND BLOW!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WOOOHOOOOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So your caps lock button still works?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
IM FUCKIN FAMOUS, BITCHES!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Remember the little people you hated!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
He still hates them.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned the game on
Anybody else’s CSNBA on Directv picture suck?
All pixels, no sound. I have seen none of the awesomeness.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Looks fine in HD on Directv
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
…On Extra innings
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He goes the 3 pitch K
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
I am really mad
That I am once again forced into the position of rooting AGAINST a Giant in order to make our team better.
I thought I wouldn’t have to do that after Bengie left.
Fuck Guillen.
Suck it
Kinda
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Guillen playing well on any given day
Will negatively impact the Giants down the stretch. This is, I believe, a fact.
DAMN
straighten that out, Jose
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Guillen?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
What’s going on y’all? been workin on my senior thesis
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sounds fun.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
it’s preliminary, so i’ve decided to work on looking at a correlation between the North Atlantic Oscillation and the Bermuda High concerning development of hurricanes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Are you kidding? That’s fascinating. You’re a met major?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
HAHA, i kinda thought it'd be dumb... but i want to do something with
meteorology, i’m a geography major… but i want to stay with meteorology because i’ve worked with Mike Pechner of KCBS by sending him alot of my data with my weather station in moraga
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I feel like I would have been better served going into meteorology. Live the dream.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
This.
It’s fascinating to me.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
IRL LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t sweat it, you have like 40 years before you qualify as a senior.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. I just gotta read a couple pages for my history class and then read some vocab for Spanish.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
AHEM.
We’re called freshwomen here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FRESHPERSONS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FRESHLESBIANS
/sorry, I had to.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
That’s much more accurate.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying lesbians aren’t people?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I go to a school full of lesbian martians.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hawt
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL ENVYING HOWIE
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Sorry, dude. It’s an all lesbian martian school. IDK how I got in.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie's in the admissions office.
He wanted to stalk you.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Maybe you’re part martian.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
This can explain a lot of things.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HOWIE!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
he knows what he's doing, i'd call this a good thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL. Dude still cannot be stalked. (Tried again today. Failed.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FRESH
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL MID-SEPTEMBER START.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
HAHAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VACATION
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL CAL POLY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JEALOUS
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL NO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ALL OF YOU
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL UCLA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
(I think I’m gonna end up LOL’ing everyone’s school.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL UCSC
LOL MIAMI OHIO
LOL CAL
LOL STANFORD
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
This
Holy crap how could I forget?!?!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
And you call yourself a UCLA student. Tsk tsk.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, technically I guess I can’t call myself that for another two weeks.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Well, good, I mean I did touch the water.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
HOLY SHIT, we got issues, fuck your high school or
elementary school you go to
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just kidding, bro.
I like Miami Ohio. Except for the fact that you guys hate BC.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL BOSTON COLLEGE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BOSTON COLLEGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BC is always going to be one of those schools that I love for no concrete reason.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
YEAH JOEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’m going to drown my sorrows in food and alcohol.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
U SAD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH, YOU’RE A MEANIE HEAD.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL MEANIE HEAD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GENERAL MILLS
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a report to do tomorrow
and the other people in my group have yet to contact me
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Well, that’s a slight problem.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah we were supposed to meet on thursday
but they never told me when we were gonna meet so…
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Yeah, that’s a problem.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah luckily it's not too hard
I just need to read a short essay and write down the main points
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
LOL GUILLEN
LOL SINGLE
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL SINGLE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
damnnn it we could have 3 hrs today
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SINGLE OFF LEFT FIELD WALL
i’ll take it i guess
Giants baseball, torture!
PROFESSIONAL HITTER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SINGLES HITTER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
SLOWSE GUILLEN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
SHOW SOME HUSTLE, YOU MORAN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SUPERNOVA
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Even when Guillen does something good.
He’s a fucking asshole
Pretty neat to see Both Torres and Huff hit well in the 1st after today’s Front Page post.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Isn't that against the rules?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
I was gonna say something too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the Giants had done that to Enright last time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Would it have mattered?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
No, but it wouldn’t have been so goddamn depressing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Meh
I turned it off in the 1st so it wouldn’t have mattered to me.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I was there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I WAS THERE MAN
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ENRIGHT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OK, Timmy. there's your early lead
now dominate
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
he can do it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We scored 3 runs on 18 pitches.
Efficient!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey, hey. That’s not very nice to Glen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Did someone jump from the upper deck or something?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take an RBI if it means turning a double into a single.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
That's silly
It’s an RBI regardless.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
why all the guillen hate when he just drove in a run?
i mean sure, he’s slow, but it’s a 3rd run in the 1st inning and a 2 out hit. not to mention that he smoked one foul also.
it's Molina hate
Sort of like X-Pac hate
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by RDreamer on Sep 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because it’s the first ball he’s hit in the air in over a week.
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Because "driving in a run" is a fucking retarded way to look at it
he hit a single. And because someone hitting before him is good at getting on base, that meant a run scored. But he still hit a single, which would have been a double for EVERY OTHER FUCKING PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER.
Oh yeah, and his defense is a fucking joke.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He’s been better at hitting singles than we could have expected.
BUT THE RAGE!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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you’d rather everyone change their mind based on one AB?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Because we acquired to hit XBH's
and he has 0 range in RF
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
This is true – in a small sample. And pretty meaningless.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t agree with him being in the lineup, but i will still cheer for him when he gives the giants runs in a pennant race. why bother to hate when he actually does something useful?
there are options that are better than him on the team
and what he did (turn a double into a single) is not made better just because someone hitting before him happens to be good at getting on base.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Turning a double into a single doesn’t really need any help.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
this was the best tab-out-from-worst-of-warcraft ever
I swap out, instant Huff dingerz.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, I guess it's true what they say
Jose Guillen, although slow and dangerous in the OF, can still serve a purpose.
WWRWD?
lol Jon.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Two inches.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What, you following Amy G on Twitter?!?!?! omg
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What are You Trying to say...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
FB is all over the place
:(
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’m hoping this is a product of them opening the roof since he warmed up, and the air change is affecting his pitches and he’ll figure it out.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he seemed to get better command of it as the inning went on.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Gotta find the release point.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs
What an impressive single off the wall for Bengie Molin….check that, Jose Guillen.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Is this surprising when you’ve got Burrell and Huff as potential quote machines or Torres and Nate as really stand-up nice guys? Who the hell would want to cover Guillen instead?
It's surprising because Baggs doesn't really rip players
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL way to go, Baggs!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Torres can cover the whole outfield
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He has to.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
This
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUZEEARR
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TIMMY!
FINISH HIM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
FS Arizona commentator on Tim:
“Typical delivery…that hair flying. Like Black Beauty.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My friend saw Timmy, Nate, Huff, Burrell, and Wilson at Tipsy Pig after Timmy's last start
He said Timmy looks like a sickly little child
STFD YOUNG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
TIM LINCECUM, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I see what you did there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SHUTDOWN INNING!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
For fuck's sake, CSNBA
This is the second crappy broadcast of a game in the last few days. I’ve had a shitastic day, and just want to watch some goddamn baseball.
I’m the only one with this problem?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ouch, I’m definitely not having that problem.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
is that on the high-def channel? check the regular one? I say this because AMC on high def always fucks up but it’s generally ok on regular.
WWRWD?
You have AMC in HD? Lucky. Not on Directv.
I’ll see if I can get it on SD.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I got to start the day helping out in my kid’s kindergarten class. You are such a freakin’ saint to put up with little kids everyday. There are a few kids I just wanted to whack over the head with a stick. One kid whined for 10 minutes that it was too hard to draw a school bus. I told her it was a blob with wheels, but I really wanted to tell her to suck it the hell up and draw the goddamn school bus. Either way, she never did. She just sat there and cried. No, it wasn’t my kid.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Did anyone draw a blue duck?
I’ve always wanted to see a blue duck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT UP AND DRAW THE BUS YOU SNIVELING BRAT! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so very very close to that.
And I wanted to drop kick the kid that wouldn’t sit for more than 12 seconds. He kept getting up and going over to his cubby to look in his lunch box. Damn little kids.
And now I can’t even watch the goddamn game. Fuck you, CSNBA on Directv. In the ear!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
UPDATE: Gold course owners are complaining about how much they have to pay for water.
WHAT AMI MISSING?!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
apparently you're missing a golf course
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
with all that gold, you think they could afford it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to ask how one becomes a gold course owner.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
My guess is you claim them thar hills
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Well Dear Chaps
I must say, I found that first inning quite delightful
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
OT: This is why large animals should be left in the wild
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_x-2MXrkI&feature=player_embedded
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I like how the female lion is trying to prevent him from doing something he’s going to regret.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria?!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
RENTERIA?
SERIOUSLY?!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
OPPO RENT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
BONE CHIPS!!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
owlcroft wuz rite

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s a good picture
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Gar!
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RENT MONEY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
holy fuck this is awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Marlins 7, Phils 7
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
eewwww
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL phillies
tying run scores on wild pitch
by UnstoppableTurtle on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
I like when streaky players on the Giants are on hot streaks.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
0 outs
why not?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you just fell into it!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost worked! Like our sac bunts do.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is great
Especially because we’ve jumped out ahead before the Pads game starts: they’re watching us succeed in their clubhouse right before they go out onto the field.
Well, that didn't work.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
butcher boy fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
did Torres slide to protect himself or...?
Seemed like if he stayed on his feet he woulda beat him.
Was my thought
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
it would have been closer had he stayed up
but definitely seemed like a collision was imminent if he did
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he would have collided with Enright.
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good thing Tim got that bunt down
oh, wait.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Buster Posey
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Always the right answer.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I would like a sampling of the Colts offense
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yay taking pitches.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD LOLROCHE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD LAROACH!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
nasty change
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
lincecums stuff is good today, his command is okay
Timmy’s looking nice so far
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
not jinx?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pillow stuffed with hair?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We met by a broken fence. He was sporting very well-defined muscles
by The Franchise on Sep 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The sun caught the ebony in his hair and spun it with serene melancholy. I could see the want in his eyes….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hey, I want to run outlines for upcoming chapters by you. God, that whole dock scene you wrote was beauty.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
By all means. I was thinking a chapter could be done from Rowand’s perspective (or section; the deception section), all Richard III style, so he can have soliloquies about his jealousy and devious hate and so on. I may have lost control of my imagination but, in any event, I’d love to chat about it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Speaking of which
I’ll get that back to you tonight, sorry I didn’t have time yesterday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Um, hmmm.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really true though. He was ripped out and I kept wondering why I never noticed watching him on the mound. Anyways, he was dressed in a hoodie with the hood on.
by The Franchise on Sep 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NOZ
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I think Lincecum should continue to pitch like Lincecum
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The city council just seconded a motion to vote on having a vote.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Ha! That’s like the meetings people would call at work to discuss an upcoming meeting.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Totally.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I am reminded of the Declaratory Act
in which the English parliament passes a law which states that they can pass any laws they want to for the American colonies.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STFD!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Damn Rectumface
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
darn
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
That was a strange looking route to the ball
is allen a liability in LF?
No one here gets out alive.
Oh one of those games where the Giants score 3 runs in the first and then swing at every pitch afterward
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“Yeah, so, we scored 3 runs, but just think of how many runs we could have scored if we swung at everything?”
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
take some pitches
give timmy some rest
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Can't we just play all the defensive innings
in a row and win really quickly 3-0?
Why not?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/7/1675627/beat-arizonla-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HACK HACK HACK INNING
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

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