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Andres gotta go
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Can't count on Freddy
to touch the ball today.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally David Carr shirt

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I hate the H&R,
but now’s as good a time as ever.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I typed that before it happened.
true story
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
OH MY SHITTING GOD
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Nope, that was just good hitting by Freddy Sanchez
to put the ball where the man covering the base vacated
GROUND ATTACK!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HIT AND RUN!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Hit and run of bloopy gloriousness.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DRIVE OF THE GAME!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
pitchem away...playem away?
Freddy is good going to right
Huff one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yup, Huffed it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DAMMIT JON GOT ME SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THAT ONE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
seriously, sounded like a monster
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It went out on a line.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DARN
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
That was almost a broken-bat HR. Wow.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Huff just hit one out (barely foul) on a broken bat. Wow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Huff: the king of warning track fly balls
Lincecum is our savior
"That's your Dodge Ram Drive of the game. It doesn't have to be pretty to be good"
Dodge should make that their new tag line.
by sarf_london_niner on Sep 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Huff… You are seriously disappointing me lately.
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FUCK
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Nah. 12th pitch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
that's not a prediction, it's a rewind of the future
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Save us Buster
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
fuck if they walk buster its up to nate?!
Lincecum is our savior
Pinch hit with Uribe
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be waaaaay better
Lincecum is our savior
HELP US BUSTER WAN KENOBI
YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
I would pitch around Posey if I were the Diamondbacks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not if you count it as a collective singular.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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number doesn't matter
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
present unreal conditional requires were; was is incorrect.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that’s probably what they’ll do.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I’d give him a nice hanging pitch right down the middle, but I’d really just be a Giants double agent.
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Fools and Sages
ouch
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
man they tryin to hit posey
Lincecum is our savior
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
damn
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Son of a bitch
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
NO FUCKING WAY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Well a hit like that is supposed to be an out.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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UGH
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
The Dbacks announcer just caught on fire. The sound that made on the broadcast was chilling. Please pray for his family.
I wish I could hear that. Maybe one of Parra catching on fire too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Now they’re talking about how Buster Posey can’t hit inside pitches.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to hit a pitch that almost hits you, pricks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, they’re saying it in a general way. The league hasn’t tried to pitch him inside, but the Diamondbacks have figured this out.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Minor-league pitchers never try to throw inside either, I hear. Only the D-backs. None other is worthy.
by wcw on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, but that at-bat isn’t really a good example.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not okay. He is Buster Posey. He will smite them.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
with his propensity to go up the middle on inside fastballs, that might literally happen.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
True story.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
fffffffffffffffff
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
and now
Affeldt.
Our lefty supplies depleted by the 8th inning.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
not sure actually
but there’s Affeldt, right there.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
ha...I remember that game when he lost it for us in the 12th
Lincecum is our savior
yeah.....that one ate at me
Lincecum is our savior
Meh
He’s trying to get a Sac Fly, he just missed it and got under it a bit.
He was doing the right thing. I’d rather that than a GIDP which many of the Giants other players are likely to do in that situation.
He’s definitely in a slump right now, I can’t wait until he works his way out of it. Hopefully, later this game…
He’s just been getting under it a lot lately. A LOT.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Affeldt vs. LaRoche – Ballgame?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yeah sucks but I don't either
Lincecum is our savior
Protect the puppies
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
They're just malevolent little bitches.
They messed over SD, now they’re doing it to us.
Noticed that too
I think Gibson has them fired up
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck on that LaRoche
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I guess we can’t complain since the Dbacks did pretty close to the exact same thing the inning before.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, but it didn’t take us a webgem to get out of the inning. SO CLOSE.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hell yeah we can complain. Everyone can complain.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
That’s why they stink and why we should beat them…We have to convert our opportunities, while they fail at theirs…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice catch, Aubrey!
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Huff-Fense!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
yikes
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Not a good day to attend a baseball game...
A fan at the Toronto Blue Jays’ game is OK after being struck by a falling metal letter from a sign honoring Jackie Robinson.
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pro-tip
it wasn’t the bat, Miguel
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
STFD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, crap, it’s Brandon Allen.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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he's thinking the same thing about Affeldt
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In the "news"
Giants manager Bruce Bochy said his club would announce its final round of callups following Monday’s series opener with the D-backs.
San Francisco is expected to promote from a pool of candidates that includes utility men Ryan Rohlinger and Eugenio Velez, second baseman Emmanuel Burriss and right-handed pitchers Kevin Pucetas, Waldis Joaquin and Henry Sosa. All six are on the 40-man roster and currently playing for Triple-A Fresno, whose season will end following Monday night’s game against Tacoma.
Oh boy, can’t wait for Velez, Burriss, Pucetas and Joaquin.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Misdemeanor’s Row
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Burris can play D, and is a decent base runner, at least.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD GRAVY NOT SOSA WHY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(Also, it’s a day game for the Grizz today.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
/nitpicky
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!
Nice inning from Affeldt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Affeldt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
YES
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PINE
GRAB IT, MEAT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZ
not The runs :D
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Sep 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
great inning for Affeldt.
It would be nice if he would actually vulture a win that he pitched well in.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
MLB.tv user:
SID, I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T HAVE A RULER AND HAVE TO USE YOUR GOOFY FUCKING BODY TO MEASURE THE ROOM. I HATE YOU SHUT UP AND DIE. I’VE NEVER HATED SCIENCE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!
Is he really sick or are they trying to limit his innings again?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Padres were saying him and Heath Bill were sick yesterday
by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably pushes Latos to Sunday v. Lincecum now
by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Full marks to Affeldt for that inning, minus the LaRoche liner.
And now that he’s the pitcher of record, the Giants will take the lead in the top of the 10th. I think it’s in the rulebook or something. Or does it only count when he blows the lead?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It would have gone foul, but it was still solid contact.
You can tell it was a good inning because a loud out that wouldn’t have landed fair is the worst thing you can say about it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
schiholtz?
really?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
adding an “er” to the middle of that is hard, yeah.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like this theory.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is excruciating
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
it's like home run or nothing
Lincecum is our savior
nate sucks
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
fuck our luck
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
It's not...Giants play at 7:15 and Bonds is starting in the 4 hole
Lincecum is our savior
Wretchedness
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Not his fault. AZ got lucky that it hit his legs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sweet Jesus
The Giants can’t catch a break.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
one swing
is all we need.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I could do with never seeing that one again
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
If Rowand had spent his prime playing in a pitcher’s park.
He might get DFA’d at the same age that Rowand got paid.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
er non-tendered
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
can anyone on our team do anything?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
ross just took one for the team
and torres plays defense
by wcw on Sep 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Gar time.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Progress!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Taking one for the team
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Alright, one more!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
DAYUM
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
is that an alligator gar fish?
Lincecum is our savior
That’ll put the fear of God in ’im.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We personally
stared down an attempted wave at Raley Field last month.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, Gar
we need baserunners. You don’t need to kill anybody.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
The Giants are trying to kill Gutierrez.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Let’s go Travis, get your first hit in a month.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just bloop one, Travis.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
right.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
13 for 39 would look pretty good here, Travis.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Travis Ishikawa’s last hit was on August 18.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MOTHER FUCK I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE GYM
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
The Ishikawa pinch hitting thing isn’t working.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, it’s not May and we’re not playing the Astros anymore.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What a limp swing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
SHIT STICKS!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Travis Ishikawa
has no idea what to do with his size. Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I would rather see Brandon Belt take that at bat.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
more like

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who’s left on our bench?
Whitey and Ford?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Oh, and Uribe.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, right
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i prefer to believe that he’s not available.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
theys hould have left affeldt in to bat, haha
by The Montana Giant on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Travis from the left side, Scott from the right
No pitchers in fear, from their lack of might
Swing away, they flail and flail
Front shoulder open, bail and bail.
That sums up the Giants hitting philosophy right there!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe. As long as they don't bring out Wilson early
Lincecum is our savior
ogh that guys way oo dark to be Ray
Lincecum is our savior
Unless it’s Ray Durham.
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i prefer that they bring wilson early, i really don’t like losing a game when we had wilson rotting on the bench
by ldv on Sep 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but we hit top of the inning so if we got a lead we need him to hold it.
Lincecum is our savior
Oh, I see Nate got picked off. Good for him!
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ya by 5 feet with 2 down
Lincecum is our savior
good. Casilla is in.
this should be torture.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, it’s bad Jairo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
God damn it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Those never come back to hurt us!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Whos left in the pen?
Runzler, Wilson?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
RAY
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES, GAHDDAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Pulled suck muscle.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
if the suck muscles pulled then he won't be using it right?
Lincecum is our savior
just for the record
i would have made wilson pitch this inning
need to save him for the save situation.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
strikes!
do you throw them, mother fucker!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Funny how our bull pen implodes before the last place D-Backs does.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
This is only the third inning they’ve had to throw and we’re already down to just three pitchers left.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Classic Bork mismanagement. We’ve also lost Burrell—just about our only long-ball threat.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
JAIRO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is it just me or do the Diamondbacks have a very high ginger quotient?
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PITCHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Special Agent Barry Enright!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
double play, please.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, I guess that BB-K-BB-K-BB-K would result in a scoreless inning…
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
. . . and several cardiac conditions around the country.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't that a Korn song?
Lincecum is our savior
HYMS, JAIRO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Does Casilla throw any other pitches besides a fastball.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Merkin Casilla? Not really.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He is much better than Merkin, come on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just mean with the fastball-fastball-fastball-fastball business. Casilla’s a much better pitcher, but when his command disappears it’s ugly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And yes, Casilla is a sinkerballer. Didn’t want to get too rambly there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
some nasty breaking pitches
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
but it’s fast enough and, well, yes.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
that rattle sounds like oil in a frying pan...time to fry these D Bags
Lincecum is our savior
fuck it
throw some junk
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Something offspeed?
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
good idea
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
and down
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like a screwball
Noo idea WTF it actually was though.
Gameday has it
as a 12-6 curve.
It looked a lot weirder than that to me, though.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Posey is ruthless with the pitch calling.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
It’s exactly what they did to him in the ninth.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is a dangerous game
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Dare I say
The Most Dangerous Game
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
(Graham is apparently hunting humans for sport)
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I only kill what I need to survive
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/thinks of making not tasteful Neil Diamond jokes.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
less risky than trying to win an extra inning road game with this limp-noodle offense.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jam Sandwich
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
JAIRO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
JAIRO HATERS GONNA HATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
CA-SEEYA
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This game is like watching paint dry.
STFD!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STFD!!!!
way to shut them down, Casilla!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I don't think he can even put one done the middle consistently, so
I doubt he’ll ever be able to paint.
I would not swing against Casilla until I had 2 strikes on me and I think I’d walk the majority of my ABs.
anyone remember if this is this the first 0-0 game that’s gone to 11 innings this year? for the Giants, I mean
Happy Labour Day!!!
I should be painting. All the paint, rollers, cloths, and ladders are in position, waiting only for, yes, me.
When the time comes.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Top of the order
We need to score now
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Maybe if Sanchez gets on
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a Casilla inning.
Leadoff walk that wasn’t close, and then strikes out the side.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Torres needs to relax and stop grindin
Lincecum is our savior
I'm not going to eat until we score.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
this could be that phillies series where we limited them to two runs in 3 games and lost two games
by ldv on Sep 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I may lose a few LB's
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I’m not gonna stop eating until we score
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
at my regular intervals
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You may gain a few lbs
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Happy Ramadan.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That was an awful swing.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
That was also an awful swing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How come our pitching staff and offense can never be good at the same time
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
1 out in the 11th
is the second most erect moment in a ballgame.
If only the score were 1-1.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
it was 11-11 in the 11th with a 1-1 count with 1 out in the cincinatti game that didnt end well.
by gswarriors2006 on Sep 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hhahahahahah. This is the only thing keeping me sane right now.
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
Just watch dodger fans be oblivious to a ball hit near them.
None of them even realize the guy is down.
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems weird to me that everybody has expressed remorse over head injuries in this thread but we’re supposed to laugh at this guy.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
That is ironic.
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Chasm?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shine the the shit out of it Huff!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I wish he’d done that earlier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
time for a Buster bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
:(
extrabaggs Oh man. The little 2 1/2-year-old girl hit by Pablo Sandoval’s foul ball also has been transported to Phoenix Children’s Hospital.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
no rude comment here....that's sad. :(
Lincecum is our savior
TWO HITS
… oh. cool. nate.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUSTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
please pinch hit. i dont care who comes up. anyone, seriously anyone.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
PR. That’s the only way Nate can get on base lately.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NATEDEMPTION PLZ
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
HERO'D
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
fuck the lakers, gtfo
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
YOURE FORGIVEN!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NATTTEEE
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
wrecked cause i haven't gotten to see that forever
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NICEUNS!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
JUGGERNATE!!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
The last three games have officially been awesome!!
Lincecum is our savior
JUGGERNATE
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
NATE-DEMPTION!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Nate is my fuckin hero!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
three hits in a row
HOW HARD WAS THAT, HUH?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Wilson Time
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
And that is why we saved Wilson
Lincecum is our savior
if we lost with wilson on the bench everyone would be calling for his head
by ldv on Sep 6, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
well....we are all managers with laptops
Lincecum is our savior
More runs so we can save Wilson, please.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
nice
okay nate just dont make a treacherous error next inning
Makes up for getting picked off, Nate!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
That must have felt great for Nate, especially after he got picked off earlier.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
At the top of the inning I said to myself, fuck this shit, I’m going to clean the kitchen.
Followed by three straight Giants hits.
Does this mean I need to clean the kitchen more often?
Sure. I need to get written permission from my compliance department first, though, and it’ll cost you.
by wcw on Sep 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
im gonna get alot of heat for this
if you are a woman yes, a man, no.
by ldv on Sep 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnson-Young-LaRoche coming up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Of course you did Panda.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
haha....yes everything happened
Lincecum is our savior
LEBRON DUNKS ON KOBE
"Everybody loves Basketball-Reference.com. Except the Kobe fans".- DubsFan408
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Heilman meltdown

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Due up:
Johnson
Young
LaRoche
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Crazy outlandish freak-out time:
I’m cautiously optimistic.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
BWEEZY, shut em down!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
yeah baby yeah baby YEAH!!!
Let’s do this!!
Did you guys see Cain after the hit? he kept sticking his finger up, like 10 times
Don’t forget the Jaeger!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll be fine.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
had to come back and say..
YAY NATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
thank goodness.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
and this time it is truly justified
Lincecum is our savior
/hums
Where has all the Kung Fu gone…
From our Panda…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
everybody on mcc should wear red thong from now on
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
not a problem.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
I take all credit btw
As I said earlier, I had 2 ribeyes in the fridge marinating, waiting until 4PM when I was going to attack them with reckless abandon.
Well, I did at 3:45. And We got 2 RBIs. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
And I was preparing to paint
just as Casilla came in to paint the corners!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
it would be kinda nice if they lost again
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Ump: still squeezin’.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GAAAAGH
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
bad Brian
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
owlcroft is angrily sipping his scotch somewhere.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wha happened to owl?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Grumbling about Bochy spamming with “Wilson” button.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
told Pablo to get the sure out at first
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
then said he felt like he was coaching
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He's gonna make us sweat I can see.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
instead of showing the bottom of the 11th inning of this important game, MLB network is analyzing the clapping and pregame habits of the Rays in their dugout
Phil Collins? LaRoche, you are a even bigger douche than I thought.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Would you prefer “It’s Raining Men?”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Please don't think
that any of you will be spared THE TORTURE.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
this is for you, Brian

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Strike out
or GIDP Roach face.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
just got a live look in on MLB scoreboard
Lincecum is our savior
they lie! it's not live there is a delay
Lincecum is our savior
I love Matt Cain. I like that he is apparently a very nice guy, a heck of a pitcher and a fellow native of our fair state. And if he’d cut his damn hair, he’d be cute again.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
I love Pablo. Watching him is the closest connection that I have to my Venezuelan-ness. He made me realize that I am a Giants fan. I really love them all though. It’s hard to pick a favourite. If I were gay, I think that I would go for Andres the most. He’s a little guy, but, he’s strong, nice, and a hard worker. Matt Cain is awesome. He was the other guy that really made me realize that I was a Giants fan.
Andres is very cool. I stand by my fellow height-challenged males. Torres is an example for us to stand tall…even if we actually can’t.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I love that about many of the Giants.
Timmeh is a tiny Power Pitcher, Pablo (I still believe) is an abstract hitting machine, and Torres, is just, there’s no comparison.
BRIAN!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would totally make out with him....if I was a chick.
Lincecum is our savior
CANTELOPE'D!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SUCK IT LAROCHE
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OOZER
UZR
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
OBEY!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
VUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
TORRES
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
OOZER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
1 more out can they do it?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
BRIAN!!!!!!
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
..
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Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HYMNS, BRIAN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GO BRIAN!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BALLGAME!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
HELL
Yeah!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
HELL YEAH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AAAWWWWW YEAH!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
What a fucking performance by the bullpen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
never doubted u bwilz
omg
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't believe im about to say this...
LET’S GO DODGERS
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
haha
i just said that.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
VICTORY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
.5 OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
SWEET VICTORY!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
whew
damn that took a lot of bullpen
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Red Thong Inside

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry





Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
ALL ABOARD!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WAY 2 GO, BRIAN!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Well done Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WOOOO

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm so sad I missed all those Reds games where we just hit the shit out of the ball every night
these low-scoring games are eating at my sanity
Aww yeeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Eat some butt Rockies!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
L A U G H E R
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
just another ha ha ha hah ha LAUGHER
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 6, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would call it more of a “nervous giggler.”
/gigler?/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey is one horrible interview.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
SO WHAT
This ain’t Frost/Nixon!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NO
YOU HELD IT AND THE GIANTS WON
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, really? He could be, but he makes such unfortunate hair and clothing choices.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know, and I agree. But I guess I still think of “classic” Wilson. His more recent iterations have been less savory.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
The whole crazy lumberjack thing is growing on me, though!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
You know what? I just figured something out. It’s his eyes. I’m amazed by his eyes.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You JUST realized that?
At first they scared me, but, they’re so distinguished it’s hard not to like them.
I wish more straight guys could talk the way you do.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I am very comfortable with that kind of stuff.
I wasn’t always though. One day one of my best friends told me that he was bi, and then gay; I was kind of shocked. I dunno. I guess watching “American History X” did something to me. We often kid that we’re married and stuff and some other stuff. It scares my other friends but it’s all in good fun. I have often enjoyed the company of women over men. Maybe that has something to do with it? I dunno. I don’t question stuff like that. I get a little grossed out with men showing PDA, but, they have their right and it’s only fair.
Yeah, one of my best friends is straight as all get out, and he puts up with my antics and innuendo (not directed toward him). He’s a good man.
It makes me wonder why it bothers so many people to admit something like, Wilson has nice eyes. That’s all you have to say, and it doesn’t mean a thing about you.
But ours is not to reason why, I guess.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
One of my best friends (actually cousin of my friend that I am "married" with)
is nothing like me. I think he was confused with his sexuality for a little while. Now, he makes it as obvious as he can that he is straight. Like, he tries to go all alpha male when I’m with him and stuff. He’s a good friend and all, it’s just a shame that he isn’t that tolerant. I guess that experience messed him up.
How close set and criminal they are?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 6, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Artist's rendition:

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
looks like that pitch Casilla threw to K Drew.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
lol Freddy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Freddy is hilarious!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
Bochy does have this coolness about him.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
He’s always just like “lol w/e”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wanna be ahead two games at the beginning of the Padres series so we’ll only be two games back by the end.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Merengue Dog
I saw this video the other day, this dog follows better than most the girls I dance with. :/
Holy shit, Bochy coached a great game tonight!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
ban?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No Guillen
Good use of bullpen. Letting Nate hit twice payed off
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Well, Guillen did pop out to the catcher in the 9th…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The 9th and 10th were sleepy innings… 2 LOB in each
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
using Guillen as a PH is exactly the right role for him.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Especially with Darren Ford on the team as well.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
together they make a whole ballplayer
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
That still is best used as a pinch hitter.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Nate’s monotone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tommy Hanson’s the same way. I often imitate the flat, lifeless delivery from his Braves interviews.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
A 7-second clip of monotone Hanson.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
he sounds so excited.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I need your help. I’ve written myself into a bit of a bind in chapter two.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Feel free to send me an email about it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(Since I imagine you don’t want to ~spoil the story on here.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You’re so right. I am way too engrossed in doing a good job on this. If Huff’s going to beat me a pulp, I don’t want it to be because of poor plot development.
I’ll make some notes and shoot it over to you.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Reds, Braves, Phillies all lose
Which puts us 2.5 out from best record in NL…
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
So apparently the Giants have won more games against the Diamondbacks since 2002 since any team against any other team since 2002.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, 96 wins in 9 seasons.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
So that’s… 96-60?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
.5 is a cool number.
San Francisco 77 61 .558 .5
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
Da hell is this?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
If you can believe it...
Same person as in my profile photo.
But tortured like only a Japanese TV show can.
I loved the contributions from Casilla, from Ram Ram, from Nate.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Ram Ram?
/sigh
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is Ram Ram?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Although the clever algorithm for making those nicknames is somewhat complicated to parse, I’m going to go with Ramon Ramirez.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 6, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ram Ram was his nickname in Boston. I like it as much as CarGo for Carlos Gonzalez
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can believe it...
Same person as in my profile photo.
But tortured like only a Japanese TV show can.
Marlins up 1-0 on Oswalt and the Phils on a Mike Stanton big fly.
Going to the bottom of the second.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

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