Post-game thread: Giants stun Dodgers, make me dance around my house like a methed-out goat
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT
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PrintPadres: Here. Take it. We don’t want it anymore.Giants: Yuck. Don’t try to pass your leftovers on us.
Padres: Don’t be a jerk. It’s a perfectly good division.
Giants: We’ll figure something out. We don’t need your charity.
Padres: Oh, please. Don’t be a martyr. Take the stupid division.
Rockies: We’ll take it. Can we have it?
Giants: We’ll find our own division to win. We don’t need your hand-me-downs.
Padres: Just take it. You know you want it.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Giants: Seriously, just stop. We don’t want it. Keep it. You might need it some day.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: I’ll just leave it here, and I’m not going to pick it back up. So if it stays here...
Giants : Well, I guess it’s just going to stay there.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: Fine. Then just leave it there. No one will have it, then.
Giants: Fine.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: Fine.
Giants: Fine.
Rockies: So we’ll just take this then.
Padres leave...
Giants: Hey, uh, Juan. Can you keep an eye on that for a while?
Juan Uribe: Yep.
Rockies: Wait, what are you doing? We’ll take that. We don’t mind.
Juan Uribe: Keeping an eye on that thing. Stay back.
Rockies: Take it easy. We’re cool.
Diamondbacks: I like turtles.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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This game was AWESOME!!!
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
And I also danced around my house.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I frightened the cat with jubilation.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My downstairs neighbor actually banged on the ceiling. I WASN’T EVEN ON HER LAWN!!!
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m amazed my neighbors never complain.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, JD. When I lept she fled.
Still gone, actually.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I DANCED AROUND DODGER STADIUM YELLING VARIOUS HAPPY OBSCENITIES, I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Sep 4, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beat LA!
"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff
by Chro on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA!
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEATED LA!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No.
it’s BEAT LA!
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
BEAT LA
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
BEAT LA!
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
BEAT LA
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
BEAT LA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥
Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2
BEAT LA!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 5, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
REBAY
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REEEEEBAY!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUUUU
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEBAY
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
REEEEEEEEEEEBAY
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEBAY
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Turtles are pretty cool.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
*Thwack*
It sticks!
What’s in the box? Nothing! STUPID, you’re so STUPID!
by Viva Jon Miller on Sep 5, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I was sad today.
I am happy now.
I am going to enjoy this moment, rather than reflect on what this says about me.
Hooray Giants, hooray baseball.
by Seasick fish on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No, seriously, this was a huge pick-me-up.
It also was a great reminder as to why we bother to watch these games. (Although the bottom of the 9th was also nearly a reminder of what it really means to be a Giants fan.)
by Timorous Me on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
holy F#$#$@#$ crap
toooooooo
much
awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trade Sabean...
by Regulus on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bochy is a Genius
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We should be ahead, with the way the Padres are playing
but of course we’re not ….
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I FEEL A LOT OF HAPPY!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
TASTE THE HAPPY, MICHAEL
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
eating sabochy crow
yes, yes, yes
Trade Sabean...
by Regulus on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Juan Uribe
That is all
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Suck it Casey Blake.
Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...
by Ken O'Brien on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
THIS
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I REALLY wish I didn't turn off this game.
Though that episode of The Wire was pretty good.
by BeatLA55 on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Which episode?
If it was “Final Grades” or “Late Editions”: worth it.
by sanfranfan on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alex and I watched the whole damned thing over the summer. It’s as good as a great Giants season . . . which is waning in my memory.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw "Misgivings" from Season 4
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
BEAT MAR-LO
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Hump it like McNulty!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish I didn't go out with my friends
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL sounds bad.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I went to chipotle after the top of the 6th
Hopefully they replay this game
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Doesn’t CSN show a replay the next day at 3:00ish? I could be mistaken.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
If you have comcast it’s on demand about 1 1/2 hours after the game.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
ugh I can’t eat chipotle, it makes me sick every time
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I was at Chevy’s with the fam (don’t ask why) and asked them to put on the game instead of fucking Golf. They looked at me like I was insane.
It was a good game no doubt, but fucking golf sounds pretty entertaining as well.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 5, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty much the same as normal golf, except the balls don’t go in the hole.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
/touche
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 5, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
/doesn’t ask why
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least you have stomach pains now.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Wait for it.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
/scared face
and apparently someone here is ordering domino’s…
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
There was a weekend last year, where I had Taco Bell twice in one day and Domino’s as well that day, and the next day.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Me too
Second half of game I flipped in and out. I missed 2 of the homers, but saw the one that mattered most!
GREAT WIN!
Turtles are awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
For beauty
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So nice.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to know how they made it past the 4th inning.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is it.
TEH INTERNETZ: if you're wondering whether it's worth it, it's not worth it.
by lurkers UNTIE on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about posting one...
With all the points labeled where I said “ballgame”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
SHUT UP RADNICH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Grant says
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We all we wish we had Ric Flair's hair...
Tony Schiavone is looking pretty stylish too
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is the greatest moustache in the history of our sport
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brian Wilson says
SACK UP after giving up two hits
by _Joe_ on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Giants are not a team to watch if you have a bad heart
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
poor Lars
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
i had to cheer in silence because my roommate is sleeping
also, can i haz a gif of uribe’s jazz hands tonight?
by ir1shgiant on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I would have told your roommate to wake the fuck up.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
People sleep before midnight?
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
people sleep before 2am?
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
People sleep?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
People?
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
_?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
. . .
z
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
~
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Poset
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I ain’t havin’ it.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 5, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
man that was awesome
good night to be a drunk-as-fuck giants fan
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
it was Bulleit bourbon and some kind of sweet tea vodka tonight, but the principle stands.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
WE WANT POSEY FALLING FROM EXCITMENT GIF
whos talkin in the postgame wrap up on radio
A huge homer
and a great at bat. dude’s awesome.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love Pat Burrell.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
me, too.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It had been a while since Burrell had done something like that.
I missed it so.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
PAT THE BAT
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hell yeah. He NEEDS to be resigned next year, along with his lover
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's Pat.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d like this also, to post when/if Posey ever goofs.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he won’t ever goof, so you don’t need it
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
2 GAMES BACK!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Don't overuse this...
Save him for the 9th inning….
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
needz moar Fidel facial hair.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Orange cleats in AT&T.
This is a pretty easy game to pinpoint.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
marlins manager didnt complain after wilson blew a save wearing those shoes, then complained after he got the save the next day. i get it right?
by giant4life83 on Sep 5, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
He got the save the first day with him, then Gonzalez complained and he Sharpie’d them in for the next game.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
And proceeded to blow the save because he decided to pitch to dan uggla with 2 outs and a open base after uggla had homered off him the night before. Good thing the giants won that game in the 10th otherwise that would have been epic fail.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/fined for too much awesomeness
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK I am finally calm enough to make a comment now.
FUCK YEAH!
BEAT LA!
GO GIANTS!
POSEY! EDGAR! BURRELL! ROSS! URIBE!
by Unitard on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
When the Giants came to town it was ACTUALLY Bye, Bye Baby!
by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WITH APOLOGIES TO POST-GAME THREAD GIF RULES
METHED OUT GOAT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
this is worth breaking the rules for.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What is this I don’t even….
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That is probably the best thing I have ever seen.
Quality not quantity I see, eh ’Crash?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
HOW DARE YOU
/pulls pants back up
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
RECCAMUNDO
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
try sex, it's better
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What if she doesn’t sex?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's a democratic country, do it by vote.
by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
it's a tie lol
break the tie by making her feel guilty
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
What if I don’t have sex hmmm?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That’s hawt.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL you said "sex" LOL
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This made me LOL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm imagining you say this as butthead
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 10:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Then she’s a Padre’s fan.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I take offense to that
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
One is false then?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
The obvious one
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Well then I'll have to repeat
That’s hawt.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
lol ok...
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Oh you’re Juan Uribe from Dingerz bank
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
it's about time
we need step on the fucking pedal and finish this.
i can honestly say we have the most talented team in this division after sabez got all these shit for free.
now we need to stab those pads in the heart!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
except Guillen. Four Ks, three of them backwards
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was a good thing. Maybe people will notice he’s not very good.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
i’m baffled there are people that don’t yet realize this.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sabean gives Guillen a 3 year, $21 million extension.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/drops ball eliminating Giants from playoffs
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I told you guys I had a good feeling about tonight!!!
though i did turn off the tv from the 4-6th innings
Turned it off in the 4th
Came back at the bottom of the 9th
by BeatLA55 on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am truly shocked. I didn’t even cheer until Uribe hit his HR. I thought it was just gonna be “too little, too late”
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miller did the rare CSN play by play during the 4-6th innings
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I thought it was strange that he was doing the play-by-play on CSN.
by BeatLA55 on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m guess Flemming was off doing Stanford football.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd!!!!
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 5, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Chicago Bears, too.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 5, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
/ban
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
5 years ago?
That’s what you’re clinging to? That’s cool for you, I guess.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That would have been the place to go first, yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm not a big trash talk guy, but come on.
(Hint: Big Game)
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
LOL Stanfurd
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid stanford.they got lucky today
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
is this a pun
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it would be me trying to rationalize my school getting destroyed by a school with a tree for a mascot
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The tree rules you best check yourself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you just keep thinking that…
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ll be happy to, thanks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The biting wit of a Cal fan. Always impressive to see in person!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Evan G. on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
because you're Irish
We don’t hire Irish
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
nah its cool
racism only applies to non-white people
It's a joke about my Rich Raven avatar
which states, “Get out of here. We don’t hire Irish”
It’s a 4chan meme.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Blazing Saddles has a very similar joke. “We’ll take the n———s and the c——s, but we won’t take the Irish.”
I got the idea for this particular meme from Far And Away
Where Tom Cruise is trying to get a job but is told, “We don’t hire Irish.”
I watched it as a kid and thought, “Of all the people to be racist towards, the Irish? WTF.”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Today it is hard to imagine. But my grandparents carried a serious prejudice against the Irish. And blacks, and Mexicans, and . . . well, many. They were born around 1900.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
/gives you credit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
cuz Uribe actually dinger'd?
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Why isn’t anyone giving me credit for saying we were going to win tonight?
I’m not Irish. I’m half scottish
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
im scottish and german. Odd mix, one might say
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
All you people with weird combinations must have a hard time keeping track of it all. I’m just Bengali.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
I actually
find it fun to “keep track of it all”.
And your sig file makes more sense now!
¡Viva los Gigantes!
/credit
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I remember it well, the day we signed Juan Uribe
I remember thinking: he’s a power hitting utility infielder and clubhouse mensch. His last nine seasons are flukes, and don’t actually represent his abilities. This signing gives us the missing piece we’ll need.
I: was sitting on a park bench at the time, I recall.
I was eating a popsicle.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I like popsicles.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+109
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Lovely minimalist telling, G4life.
ph +3 . . . H2SO4.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Kanye on the post-game. Radnich is in touch with the hip hop generation.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Daft punk is playing at my house
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Even though Radnich is 134 years old
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Wait, who’d he touch now?
Show us on the doll.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Holy fucking shit what was that I don't even.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
I bet that bourbon tastes a bit better right now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
/confirmed
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like Buster Posey’s nipples have a tap.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wait, did I post that,or just think it?
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, did I post that,or just drink it?
fixed.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You had me at Posey’s nipples.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing
buster apparently had a tumble
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BROXTON
Year slaughtered by the giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
yo wazzup, 420 , been awhile.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Seriously
I need to get timmy’d out.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
how many blown saves against us? 4?
not that i really care, but what happened to him? all-star closer, to this
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
joe torre rode him
he rode him hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol scott proctor
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
apparently he's still alive too
I’m shocked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
On the Braves AAA team right?
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL DBACKS
/finally actually read the write-up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
4 homers
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Homer says, “Kiss my Warhol.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Before this year, Gibbons was last seen in the Mitchell Report (which Guillen is in, BTW).
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He tried so hard to make a comeback
He offered to donate his entire salary to charity- but no one signed him.
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Guys! Guys! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!
Most underappreciated part? Jose Guillen might start sitting now after the 4ks.
The Giants have 128 homers this year. Wtf? The Dodgers only have 100.
IM SO HAPPY I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE FAMILY. They are less happy.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
WHAT THIS OLD THING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
His Jazz Hands tonight were like the best Uribe Jazz Hands ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH9_MTTAAU
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lol Mota
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
As much as I hate him, Mariano Rivera.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
basically
until further notice, Rivera is the best
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s his to lose.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bell is pretty good, but he’s not a ninja.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
definitly not a ninja
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bell hasn’t had a save in over a week.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Its not his fault his team cant get to the 9th with a lead
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Dude needs to learn how to win save.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
that would be such an awesome way to lose their 10th straight- Bell blows the save giving up a walk-off grand slam
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
He got on base. That cannot be overstated. HE GOT ON BASE.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely. i’m in this guy’s camp.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
didn’t strike out 7 times
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Guillen just struck out while I typed this
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 11:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Cody Ross
He is the good luck charm. He came to the team and the Giants scored 38 in 3 games. He gives me that Kenny Lofton warm fuzzies.
Today I drank copious amounts of alcohol and Cal won 52-3. Then I came home and sobered up and the Giants were loosing to the Dodgers 4-nothing. Then I said “fuck it” and started drinking again and the Giants came back to beat the Dodgers 5-4.
Conclusion: drinking leads to wins
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
We appreciate the sacrifice of your liver.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Die liver, die!!
You’re next, brain cells.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
^ that was a very Homer Simpsonish thing to say
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you?
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
veteran-like gamer drinking.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I buy my alcohol at Costco
I’m pretty sure I can drink us all the way to the world series if I have to
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe in you.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
You’re always so supportive :)
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's sort of like saying we hit 4 homers because Freddy Sanchez was playing.
Sorry, no connection.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
/throws you a rope
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
..
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
LOL
I mean, I feel bad about the fat joke, but LOL
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm right there with you
a little mean …. but it suits the situation well
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for this in-game. But the mood at that point was way too somber.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
When I heard Broxton was coming into the game. I yelled “YES”, I admit I startled a few people.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Now hitting Jose Uribe (you can't see his face)
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
This game makes me remember the team in '02
There are a ‘few’ guys that have some holes in their swings but alot of them can hit the big HR at any moment.
Now, no player nearly as good as Bonds so i guess that variable leaves this team to wherever it goes.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
JOHNNY BROXTON
IS A TRUE GIANT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Brian Wilson to Amy G's question about his new beard color: "The Beard of Zeus"
by inthesquat on Sep 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Tonight a McCoven's dream
Giants win an amazing game and Jose Guillen puts up a golden sombrero.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
We get it
You like Guillen
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not really
But I give every new Giant a chance.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 5, 2010 5:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
at best!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAT THE FUCK
is going on over there i didn’t come for a fucking business meeting.
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
How about Nate ...
coming in to take the bloop pop w/ tying run on 3rd.
/the non-Guillen
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HELL YEAH
I’m glad Nate was there and not Guillen. Or far worse things would have happened …
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/looks at sig
He did!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose guillen should never start again over cody ross.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
jose guillen is garbage, KC got rid off him.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
We should follow suit and get rid of him too
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
if the worst team in baseball doesn’t want him, you’d think that would be some sort of sign
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You know...
if we saw the sign
it could open up our minds
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
on da east coast
been catching some Yankees games, that cat Mariano Rivera is so good. it’s not even funny, the dude barely breaks a sweat. never knew…..
i take him over WIlson, maybe Soriano, Nah….
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Broxton has a 24.54 ERA against the Giants this year
:)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
This should be about right – it’s kind of an approximate calculation.
Either way, it’s beautiful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I did 6 ER * 9 divided by 2.2 IP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Probably should have done 2.7 IP
Which gives us a 20 ERA.
Still awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hips don't lie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
what's his ERA against the phils ?
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
needs to be higher
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's beautiful
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
beautiful
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I really should get hammered to where I can’t even read the Giants’ lineup (outside of Rowand) more often. They seem to win more often than not that way.
It’s bad for med. school, but good for the general population. I think that’s why I want to go to medical school to begin with.
Let the masses speak!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DAVE BENZ
EDGAR RENTERIA! EDGAR RENTERIA?!?!!?!?!!?
He sounds pretty damn exciting.
LOL
They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Sep 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
That’s What I Said.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's okay
It’s hard to restrain awesomeness of this magnitude
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Paper beats rock. Sorry, Posey, I’m a ninja.
by Bochean on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahaah
“I WILL CRUSH YOUR PAPER HANDS WITH NINJITSU.”
“Christ, Brian, calm down.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha, I saw that. Posey went in for the bump and Wilson wanted a shake.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as Posey is a sexy man beast
The sheer awesomeness of the ninja easily overcomes him.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Your mancrush on Buster amuses me so.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You thought it was a joke at 1st?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Indeed, I did.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL JOKES ON YOU
You have serious competition.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Lemme know if you ever tell him, in person, that his throwing arm’s sexy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you do that?
That’s weak. I’d go farther than that.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh, FARTHER? Dude, please.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too inappropriate for McC
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Orly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like chop and I will have an eternal rivalry over Buster.
Oh well.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Well, tbh, I’d rather fight you than the fangirls.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that what going to an all-girl school does?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Not really. More like being on tumblr. Although, being at an all-female school has given me a new insight to “bitchfighting.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with the person
That is hawt. I am mildly interested now.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
One floor is arguing with another floor about being bitchy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Si.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, seriously? I wonder if I know her, considering it’s a small school and all.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually she’s a sophoomore now (I keep forgetting this is a new yesr). Her name’s Monika.
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
Haha. I don’t think I know her.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Mills Is Awesome
Fast forward to :45 seconds – it was a tragic moment in American history
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGrmwtdCfA
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
LOL, they had us watch this during orientation.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that’s no fun. I was expecting more.
/sad
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Would you like me to let you know when a girl steals another girl’s girl?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Girl’s girl. Anything to do with that will have caught my attention.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Hahaha. I could just tell you about the Studies in Lesbian Writing class there.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
“Studies in Lesbian Writing” class?
What does this entail?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
This course will trace historical and thematic developments in a range of literature in English by and about lesbians.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Well
God forbid they’d offer a class that wasn’t focused on dead white guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This reminds me
So I’m at Cal Poly right, and everyone’s white basically. One of my good friends got super excited last quarter because he was taking a black history class. It was quite funny, especially when he was talking about all the people in his class (only like 3 black people, all women).
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I think I’m missing what’s funny…?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I totally explained that wrong. It was more his reactions to the class than anything.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Was it a good class?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No. He went from being excited to bored out of his mind from all the reading he had to do.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Ugh, history reading can be so tedious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah
I’m taking my first this upcoming quarter. And then will have to take another one. But apparently, I have an excellent professor so it’s not all that bad.
That also reminds me, I need to order my books.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I took a grad level history course about the history of Cities in the Eastern Mediterranean my senior year; I thought it was going to be so cool, I love cities! I love reading about them! But instead I got treated to long, boring books about what those places traded and ugh. Most disappointing class ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is exactly how I feel about my Cuisine History class.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Some things just sound so much better on paper.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sadly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Mine sounds bad on paper, so perhaps it will be good:
Freedom/Equality in American History
Talk about a broad subject. Not to mention it’s only at 7 in the morning.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
7 am? I am so, so sorry.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Owch. Is this a Gen Ed requirement?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah
To top it off I have an econ class at 8 the other two days (so 8 MW, 7 TTH).
The good news is every class is done by noon and no Friday class. As long as I can adjust my current routine of going to bed at 5 am I should be fine.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
A little less exciting than I had hoped again. You’re really letting me down here.
Wait, are you in this class?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
The lit itself could very well be pretty exciting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha, if I posted the rest of the course description, you wouldn’t be disappointed.
And, no, I’m not in this class.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s stopping you?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Prereqs, lack of general interest.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't clear
if I posted the rest of the course description, you wouldn’t be disappointed.
What’s stopping you?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh, that. Well, it’s a pretty long block of text. I suppose I could just link it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh, I’m over it now. The excitement has died down.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL. Sure?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
OK I lied
I’m with the person, still interested.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Haha, thought so.
http://mills.edu/academics/undergraduate/eng/courses/course_description.php?courseid=eng061r
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
needs more Willa Cather
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That is an amazing description
It would probably end up being boring as hell, so I’ll just let my imagination fill in the rest.
I found this very out of place though:
and the politics of race, class, and location
It’s like they tried to squeeze that in there between all the exciting stuff and that’s probably what the class is mostly about.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL. Agreed about the latter. One of my friends is taking the class this semester, so I might ask her what they discuss in the class.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I just feel like it’s a class that sounds too good to be true and just another snoozefest.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
That’s what happened with my history class. :P But my friend did say it was a good class. On the other hand, she’s not a guy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
What’s that supposed to mean?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Haha, mild sarchasm about stereotypes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s the stereotype? MEN FIND THINGS BORING?
BECAUSE IT’S PROBABLY TRUE. I ALWAYS WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED DAMMIT.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOLOL. I never thought about that stereotype. I was thinking more along the lines of guys finding stuff like Studies in Lesbian Writing hot.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I thought you were just talking about another general history class. And you said “but she’s not a guy.”
So all I could think was LOLwut?
It’s not like stereotypes bother me, especially about men, since they’re typically fairly accurate.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I would rather watch sports than talk about my feelings!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I would rather watch sports (at least the Giants) than anything, and I seriously mean that. Yes anything.
Not saying I wouldn’t miss a game or two, but in the big picture.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Hah, I probably should’ve specified more or something, but my brain’s a little fried.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s OK, it gave me a reason to fake being upset and act offended.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
“I need her to know that im not just a man, but a man’s man”
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 5, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
After the slashfic, nothing could be more inappropriate.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean there's a poster that always talks about Mike Fontenot's penis
…and edelweiss posts here too
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I missed the posts about Fontenot’s penis, although I get the feeling I don’t want to know.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRANT
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
OH GOOD GRAVY NO D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JUST SAW BUSTERS TUMBLE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
gif plz?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
missed it
when did that happen?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
After Uribe's HR
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
ah
oops
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The 2009 Giants don’t win this game.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH9_MTTAAU
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
What if Cody Ross was called out?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I. Cannot. Wait. For. The. Highlights.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Amy G. and Burrell are standing awfully close to each other.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
And he absolutely will not look directly at her.
Possibly cannot trust himself to keep his hands under control . . . .
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
LOL ESPN
Jose Lopez (4-2) pitched a perfect eighth to get the win.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Blame AP on that
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Dodgers fans as Uribe's hit landed in the stands:
by apistat on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
aww
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin Scully:
“Awwww, nothing gets chocolate out. See?”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pat Burrell- professional hitter
Pat: “i dont even know what that means, really”
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
he IS a giant
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope the Padres aren't using up their losses now
and keep it up another couple weeks or so.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The Fathers can have a maximum streak of 37 consecutive losses ...
hope they come real close.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
LOL Kruk
“That was the best punch in the gut on a road game I’ve ever seen”
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Does anyone actually like Radnich out there?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
/crickets
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people on this board defend him by saying it’s performance art or shtick and we just don’t get it. I have yet to be convinced.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
People actually say that?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
He has moments where his schtick is pretty awesome. But it’s like waiting for a good Coolio song. You’ll be there for a while, and it’s probably not worth it.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you gots to get down
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His mock fights with Dibley can get pretty funny. He does have a pretty keen wit. I just think he likes sports like I like property management most of the time.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing worth listening to
is Tony Bruno’s segment. Some of those are damn funny.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah
But I can’t remember whom off the top of my head and I’m too lazy (read tipsy) to search it right now.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
burn?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 5, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 5, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 5, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I think PiKA likes him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No I think pika likes Damon Bruce
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I can stand him when he’s not talking about sports, but every time he talks about the Giants I cringe.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
To my own surprise . . .
. . . yeah, mostly. He can be a dick at times, but all for all, I’d have beers with him.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Not me. Haven’t since day one, which for me was 1994,
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
I wanna see this so bad
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Machete is such a misleading title
It should be called “Danny Trejo KILLS people”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
with a bunch of naked ladies sprinkled in
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BROXTON
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
seriously
the Giants have destroyed his career this season. it’s fucking beautiful.
i wish there was a word to describe this feeling of joy at the misfortune of others
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
chasm?
or unfamiliarity with deutsch?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLS
oh well there’s a lot of company down here
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
suck it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SUCK IT
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
‘consciousness’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the correct emotion
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the players watch espn, guaranteed. in the padres case, they will see espn tell them they are “overachievers regressing to the norm”
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
we still need to win more games before we can pass the Pads. and how glorious that day would be …
"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper
by busterbuster on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i will sing and dance in the streets with people i dont know
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The Greatest Thing I've Heard on the Radio in 2010
The sound of Giants fans cheering LOUDLY in an otherwise quiet Dodger Stadium as Juan Uribe rounds the bases and scores the game-winning run.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Lost in all this madness
Lopez has been a good pickup. Goofus and I WERE RITE!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Lopez and Ramirez have been pleasant surprises.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I don’t think Ramirez was a surprise. Dude had a good 2008.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
great pickup
not a great trade, necessarily, but a great pickup
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's was an aging player whose production dropped off and was gotten for peanuts
those are the only kinds of trades/acquisitions that work for the giants
You know, all the new guys have contributed
Ram Ram has pitched well. Lopez has. Ross has been good. Fontenot’s been great. All the new acquisitions. Every single one. That I mentioned.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JOSE GUILLEN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh, sorry, did i forget someone?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SIRM
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
by nogooddeed on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
oh FP no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh good
he thinks they’re gonna sit Guillen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did he?
I thought he said he “can’t believe he’ll start again tomorrow”, which seems to indicate he doesn’t think it’s gonna happen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like that interpretation better. I read it as, “Man, I can’t believe Bochy would be stupid enough to start Guillen again tomorrow but I’m pretty sure he is.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
I would interpret it as “I can’t believe anyone would be dumb enough to start him tomorrow, therefore I don’t see it happening.”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Baggs wouldn;t have any intel on tomorrow’s starting lineup at this point anyway
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
lol of course
Baggs was right about Rowand starting today!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
what I don’t get about playing Guillen every day, is that Bork always rests his vets, but NEVER rests Guillen. He who should be rested more than everyone else, what with the injuries and such
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear LA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember national TV tomorrow night
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Damn. I'm gonna be out during the game.
Hopefully I can at least listen to it on KNBR.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You can
Oddly enough, Jon Miller kept reminding us of that on the radio and tv tonight. It’s almost like he’s conceding that you shouldn’t listen to Joe Morgen.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was planning on doing that if I weren’t going out tomorrow night. I’m not sure if my walkman radio can get good signal, though.
And. Jon is awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon is awesome. The problem is that Joe Morgen keeps opening his mouth and interrupting Jon.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan also lies a lot in the booth
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I’m pretty sure he’s sitting.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious
Do you mean he says things that are wrong or do you mean he makes statements that are intended to mislead?
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
no he has had to apologize multiple times for “misremembering” stories of his
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Hmmm . . . I didn’t know that.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
here read this
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/07/national-media-members-are-just-now.html
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I thought young people didn’t use radios anymore.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You’re not alone!
I use my dad’s walkman radio when I there isn’t a stream online or if it’s not a NBC or FOX game. (I’ve never had cable TV :[)
"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff
And me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i came with radio preprogrammed- and I’m a 1983 model!!!
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey enters the LA hotel room after midnight.
“Pat. Are you in.”
“Yes.”
“I know others have told you this tonight. But in my opinion, you are the man.”
“Hmm. Radnich said that too. Do you think it?”
“Aren’t we beyond talk at this point?”
“Yes.”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
All of a sudden, Jose Guillen is hitting a pretty mediocre .304/.350/.375
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s like Icarus, but with wax legs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But he's fielding .790
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
clutch bases-empty singles will hold up!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, it’s a shame we don’t have anyone else on the roster who can play right. Not a single person. By the way, have you seen the museum in Cody Wyoming? It’s sort of like Ross on Friends.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you know how it is:
One bad game definitely seals a man’s fate forevermore.
He should not be a starter considering what else is available, but he has had an awful lot of help lately from men in blue suits explaining to him that the inside part of the strike zone extends two inches past the plate.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
That one AB yesterday was BS, but the ones I saw today all looked like at least borderline strikes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was following the game partially on ESPN
And either the umps were wrong half the time or the ESPN gamecast strike zone is totally off
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
If he were a rookie or a 2nd yr. player, after a display like that,
…Bochy wouldn’t even let him take batting practice, much less see playing time, for, oh, about the next 4 weeks.
hahahaha look at that SLG pct. LOL big bat my ass
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A GREAT NIGHT TO BE A GIANTS FAN!!!
AND I FUCKING LOVING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!! LET’S GO GIANTS!!!
“Orange and Black!! Do I bleed it?? You better believe it!!”
"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"
by GIANT stoner on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wait, wait, wait. Did anyone hear Miller in the post-game wrap? He said that Huff told Burrell he has a man crush on him! (after that pinch-hit home run).
by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
IT'S CANON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
this stuff writes just itself
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING BACK THE FANPOST!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
THIS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you think Huff’s read it and is mocking/acknowleging us?
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
did i miss the wrap????
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Mmmmm
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
when they’re on the road, it’s not on TV
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the game
Turned on the TV in the 9th 2 minutes before jazz hands.
Quick summary? What happened?
Ummm . . . stuff.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
posey
started HR barrage
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jay Gibbons hit a three run homer. Yeah, that guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously, who the fuck is that guy?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he took steroids and HGH
/Dodgers fans cheer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Barry Bonds
/Dodgers fans boo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eric Gagne
/Dodgers fans cheer wildly
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Manny Ramirez
/Dodgers fans sell their firstborn to him as sustenance
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Let's face it
If Bonds was a Dodger, Giants fans would be booing him and chanting steroids.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d boo my own son if he played for the Dodgers. (not that he shouldn’t play for them but he’s a Dodger)
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Man crush
Uribe looking pretty good right now
In a doughy sort of way.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
All time Burrell classic
is when he said “you know” 20 something times in his two minute post game interview with kruk and kuip
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
I thought that was Franchez?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Losing my virginity
First timer, “SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN”
Man that fees good.
I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to unimagine Russel Martin in the back seat of a ‘55 Chevy with his head between a horny elderly lady’s legs and she’s yelling "SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN, SUCK IT!’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the least you could do is pass that image on to the rest of us.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He goes totally basso contralto at the end. Better than the end of Il Traviata.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure if someone’s mentioned it, but True Blue La’s post game thread has 0 comments in it
by monsterlxe on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like it
but I’m not about to check. Thanks, monsterixe.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that is because
They are still on their way to the game
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So you’re saying it’s busy there tonight?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
best win of the season?
[ ] yes
[ ] hell fucking yes
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
The game when Bochy made Broxton GTFO the mound might be up there.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
True
I’m just going to consider it a tie
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
dylanohernandez
Overheard in the pressbox: “Whatever flicker they had is gone.” #Dodgers
They could be Giants...but not really.
Phils Phan Here
Posted this in the overflow thread before I realized it was dead.
A bunch of us were catching the end of this one after our game was over.
Ya know, I realize technically we’re in a Wild Card battle right now, but we never really get upset with a Giants win (unless it’s against us). Something about you guys always made us sort of quietly like the Giants. How can ya not like Timmy or Panda? Besides, AR will always be loved in Philly, and Pat the Bat is a Legend.
And we hate the fucking Dodgers, so anytime someone else can blow up Broxton, it’s worth an LOL.
Plus, we plan on winning the Division, heh.
But just stopped in to say NICE WIN.
And since that thread was so (AWESOMELY) GIF happy, here’s us Philly Phans watching this one from afar:
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by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
And we hate the fucking Dodgers
Greetings, friend!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha that GIF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
/tips cap
we plan on winning the division too. let the Padres and the Braves fight over the scraps that are the Wild Card
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like your plan.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it, too. But if you could manage to not leave the Pads too broken and bloody (that way after we shatter Atlanta’s illusions in our final 6 games against them, they could drop UNDER the Pads, fall OUT of the Playoffs & jump OFF the nearest bridge), that’d be awesome.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for wanting Reds-Giants in the NLDS. That is very kind of you. Not being sarcastic, either.
The Reds scare the hell out of me
Not that the Phils don’t… but the Reds are the fucking X factor
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Of Padres/Phillies/Braves/Reds, Reds scare me the least BY FAR.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THIS
Dusty Baker + band box + legitimately questionable pitching (Aroldis excepted, since he would obviously dominate the Giants) = division winner I think the Giants could actually beat. If it’s the Phillies/Braves, I really don’t like their chances. Padres, obviously, too.
and the braves are impossible to beat at home, phils have been there so they are scary, but reds, i can deal with
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i dunno, we destroyed the red’s pitching.
id rather face the reds than the phils.
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Reds are Easy
Keep game close, Don’t give that douchenozzle Rolen anything to hit, wait for Cordero, MASH.
repeat as necessary.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as it’s not a low, outside, left-handed slider, they’ll hit it.
otherwise, they’re effed.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect gif.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Brotherly Love...
Two cities with so much history, not caring to be classy when it comes to Baseball.
And we hate the fucking Dodgers
Good man.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Hey dude, I have a lot of respect for the Phils as a ballclub. Especially for keeping the Dodgers out of the World Series for the past two seasons.
God bless Matt Stairs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Matt Stairs = Folk Hero
After that moonshot in ’08, and then getting walked on 4 pitches by Broxton who then plunked Ruiz to set up this little piece of orgasmic awesomeness, I just figured Stairs was in his head.
But then Chooch crushed him for a similar comeback win (causing Brox his Closer job) and then AGAIN in a game we were already winning when Brox came in to clean up, so now I’m simply convinced that he has Uncle Joe Torre check under his bed for Phillies before he can go to sleep.
Glad to see it’s carrying over to other teams as well.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
As noted elsewhere: Broxton’s ERA against the Giants in ‘09 was under 2. In ’10, it’s over 20.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You’re Welcome!
; p
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you like AR back?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, no, sadly. Our payroll is already too high and it’s best he went out like he did. He’s one of the few players (Thome, Burrell) that gets applause whenever he bats at CBP. Better to keep it that way and honor him with the cheers…. and of course the “Aaron Rowand’s Nose Memorial Center Field Fence Pad.”
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'LL PAY FOR HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Come on, you can always stuff Victorino in a sack and drop him off a bridge. That would take care of a few bucks.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That wouldn't kill him, btw.
When you get Victorino wet, he sprouts Russell Martins.
by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ha, you guys too, huh?
He must be our number 1 hated player as far as other teams are concerned (with the exception of Chooch in LA and J-Roll in NY).
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the greeny-eyed David Eckstein except he’s got more talent. But unlike the rest of the Phillies who are just good, Victorino’s a very obvious shitbag.
True story (according to my friends… take that for what it’s worth…) – my buddy was at a party hitting it off with this girl. Shane Victorino showed up and my boy thought it was the coolest thing ever. Went and called my other friend to tell him. When he came back, Shane was fingering her and her friend in the hot tub.
I don’t care, though, because:
A – All ballplayers have side action (except Utley, as he’s not human & Jennifer Utley’s a doll)
2 – wasn’t my girl he had 2 knuckles deep in a jacuzzi
D – He robs home runs, covers center field like a spastic vacuum, hits for power from both sides and is fast as greased shit… we should be PROVIDING him with virgins a la natives appeasing their gods.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We think Chase Utley’s a stud.
Not gonna find many Victorino fans here, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You should provide him with something to cover up his rectum-face.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You and Edelweiss should be fast friends.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like your system of making separate points
A
2
D
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's an obscure reference
to Home Alone. Just always made me laugh.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There IS a time for colorful euphimisms. You sir took us there and I don’t think I really needed to go.
And Victorino is a Rectum Face.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fuck how have i never seen this before
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
+1 for the “Fight Club” reference!
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL DRUNK
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
wHAT, YOU HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO WRITE, “fUCK YOU, bROXTON!!!!”?
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade you for Chase Untley???
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAMMIT
I have been drinking . . .
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, usually PiKA is here to offset me and nobody notices. WHERE ARE YOU PiKA????
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Miami lost, hes drunk somewhere i’ll bet
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Yeah, but it wasn’t the blowout it was supposed to be. There’s no shame in the booze tonight.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 4, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
UNFLEY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
UNF UNF UNFLEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HA!
We’d drop every player on our roster and field 24 little leaguers behind him before we’d trade Chase.
I’m not kidding, the entire city has an awkward (yet undeniable and completely acceptable) man-crush on the guy.
Seriously, This is COMPLETELY accurate.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t doubt it for a second. Dude is awesome. I’ve said this before, but the only thing I don’t like about him is that he doesn’t play for my team.
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What does his sexual orientation have to do with anything?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Hmmm, maybe we should convince him to move his job closer to home.
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
having utley, we’d be a serious force. don’t even make me start thinking his basass that would be
by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
don’t even make me start thinking his basass that would be
LOL, I think you’re drunker than me or Grant
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BASS ASS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not a very good compliment, Lars.
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 5, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Then why is it that people in Philly seem to think Ryan Howard is a better player than Utley?
Thing C
DINGERZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NO ONE DOES
Don’t get me wrong, we dig RyHo, but Utley walks on water. No one can touch him.
Seriously, even before the injury he was having a pretty off year. The whole offense was struggling, but EVERYONE gave Utley a pass.
Don’t judge Philly fan sentiment based on Front Office contract decisions (see: Lee, Clifton Pheifer).
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds awfully familiar
Jose Guillen, fan favorite.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that so?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t have Pat, though.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Pat wouldn’t come back. Not because of any hard feelings, it’s just that he’s already been through the Philadelphia Poon Pool and now has target-rich SanFran’s bitches to slay.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And also AubreyHuffHuff’s Mom.
Fixed.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly you haven’t been keeping up with our fanfic
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if that was true, Aubrey would be his target.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
so you’re saying that his busting down Huff’s door butt-ass nekkid with a six pack wasn’t just casual and had more of an ulterior motive?
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
see you in the playoffs...
mother fucker!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
I’d be glad to meet you there. But I’m not sure it would work out… it would only have been a few months since Pat the Bat had been back to town for a few days. That’s not enough time for the statute of limitations on impending paternity tests to run out.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
to be fair
I love the Phillies and root for them when the Giants are out of it. I have fam. from King of Prussa and they are die hard Philly fans
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
Lot of Philly transplants in SF from what I gather. My buddy is a die-hard Phils fan who moved out there for work last year. He does like the Giants and goes to the games, but obviously he roots for the Phils when they’re in town. He’s always the one they cut to whenever the Phils are losing in San Fran. Seriously, watch for it next time. Red-haired guy in a powder Blue Phils jacket looking miserable.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean this guy?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
O'Doyle Rules!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HA
shorter & less douchey, but close.
Anyway, sorry guys. Didn’t mean to hijack your celebration. I’ll leave you guys to it.
Again, good win. Hopefully we’ll see each other in the playoffs.
Until then, Keep
ing the feckin’ Dodgers.
Peace.
by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn and hell yes.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Super vrooom outfield tonight!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip’s call of Uribe’s HR was so great.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TBLA hates him for some reason. They were bashing the call and him in general. I guess it’s just a trend for fans to irrationally hate other announcers.
Jon’s call was pretty good, too.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t heard it yet, but I’m sure I will.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ADIOS PELOTA!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
When Uribe hit that home run,
I screamed at the TV as loud or louder than I would have if I was in the park.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Uribe gif
Best I could do, no Buster falling, but there is JAZZ HANDS and an ANGRY HUFF
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by calpolynate on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 21 recs
hey its calpolynate
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice! The only time they showed Buster fall was the first replay of it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SUPER JAZZ HANDS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM