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Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there such a word as Pathetisad

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

there was on the drew carey show

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Win 1 Free Internets

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We use pathetisad and sarcastabitch all the time.
I think those are the only lines we use from that show…

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bright side: we aren’t being no-hit!

Not-so-bright side: Aaron Rowand has the only hit.

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Futurama new season marathon starts at 9:00.

Do I switch over?

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLoney

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, don’t get shut out by the Dodgers.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLONEY

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLONEY

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LONEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLSU

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

At the exact same time

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back. Panda is much more graceful.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sniper?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Panda-esque

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This time it was Loney who got distracted by the cake in center field.

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD FUCKING RANGE

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

God, do we have the shittiest left side of the infield in the league? I think we might.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No more baseball for me. The PS3 has the tv now…

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't sound mad

And you shouldn’t be.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised if anything exciting happens he’ll switch it back.
Not like that will ever come into play.
Listening to Mr. Merope narrate his Madden game in a Zoidberg voice is far more entertaining than the Giants game…

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and

Gus johnson is actually a legit play by play guy where as the dude who did madden 2010 should be shot.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imediately thought of this

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

jinx

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen really needs to be hitting 3rd in the line up what the fuck is wrong with bochy!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen made a nice play there.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a good read on the carom.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hits so far in this series. I guess we just have to tip our caps? We tipped our caps to all three of the Rockies pitchers as well.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Fuck the Dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE say Fuck the Dodgers but I think the Giants tip their caps.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants are tipping their caps, they should be ashamed of themselves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainer might be tipping his pitches

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo don’t know nothing about no cap tipping.

/scratches in dirt/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Decker can’t get here quickly enough.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m saying! They need to get pissed and maybe make some gad damn adjustments! They look as bad on their 3rd at bat as they do on their first 2.! Present batter excepted!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is an excellent example of this. 3 at bats, 3 called out lookings. They do not adjust.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Esmil maddux threw a great game!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jay Gibbons used steroids and HGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t he pay for them with a personal check, too?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, seriously. How can anyone rag on us for Bonds when their team signs Gibbons.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re assholes.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda done that last time, Matt.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this series.

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by groug on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce bochy over managing attack.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strongly dislike this series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely detest this series.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I despise this series.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’MON GIGANTES!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY POSY (AND FREESIA)

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitchers stopped throwing him strikes

Apparently he didn’t get the memo.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean since the beginning of August?

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by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Pablo Sandoval was nagged by tightness in his hips, prompting Giants manager Bruce Bochy to leave the third baseman out of Saturday’s lineup

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

23 years old

LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

too little too late but it’s a start

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER MOTHERFUCKIN' POSEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

POW

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING1111

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HOPE

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, TED!

SUCK IT, DODGER FANS!

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

THE BRIGHTSPOT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

KUIPER IS PSYCHIC

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT LSU

Way to stop sucking.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, we needed a 5-run homer

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is the only hitter who does anything in this offense. Fuck.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s almost like 2 different teams. Posey and the “Other Guys”.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Suck it dodgers.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

88 mph heat right down the middle!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not that i want to brag about my girlfriend or anything

but she just asked me what her walkup music should be if she was a ballplayer…im searching for good ones right now

by ir1shgiant on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Punk & the Godfather

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Boys are Back in Town?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Any Metallica. Though preferably The Unforgiven.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD FUCKING LORD YOU SUCK DICK

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller: “He does not see the ball well against Lily.”

No shit?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Guillen doesn’t give a fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so jealous you got a chance to boo him in person when he dropped that fly ball.

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by groug on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISRESPECTFUL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU AS A FAN SHOULD HAVE NO REACTION WHEN A PLAYER IS UNABLE TO PERFORM THE EASIEST TASK THAT HIS JOB REQUIRES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I. HATE. GUILLEN.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 K's /claps

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver sombrero!

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

::shrug:: At least it won’t be a shutout.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Go fuck yourself, Jose.

We didn’t sign him to sit on the bench a gyroball.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs to play everyday look at the numbers he put up in KC!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO PULL FUCKING EVERYTHING

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

3 K’s looking HOLY FUCK HES BAD!~

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

“Well, you know, he’s due to get a swing off in one of these ABs. So I’m gonna keep him in so he has a chance to turn it around.”
-Bruce Bochy

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Eh, fuck it. I’m drunk as crap. I crack up seeing him chase balls in RF.”

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm not exactly the first person to wonder, but...

Why the FUCK is he still starting every day? And don’t tell me it’s because of the numbers he put up in KC.

by ololo3 on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Posey!!!!! [Hey it takes awhile to change the tv over]

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is everyone swinging for the fences? I hate this so much.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So guillen’s like what 0 fer 42 now?

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

More like 0 for 109 in meaningful at-bats.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has 2 extra base hits as a giant

And both of those during garbage time. Nice we got just what we needed a singles hitting slow right fielder wheres bengie when we need him?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

88 MPH heat!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey: Nobody on base for me to drive in? Whatevs, I’ll just homer. Gotta get those RBIs somehow.

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS JOSE GUILLEN EVEN HERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is jose guillen a better option over cody ross?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight, they’re both good options!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going with the line up thats best against ted lilly bork bork!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO IRRITATE THE HOLY HELL OUT OF GIANTS FANS EVERYWHERE!!!!

does lurie still go on and on about how great Guillen is?

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, because David DeJesus broke his hand.

/weeps some more

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We apparently had a package of prospects lined up that KC liked, which is part of what streamlined the Guillen deal. Dunno what the package was, though.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I see why Guillen had problems in the clubhouse

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What hollywood star is singing this ridiculous song?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

2012 World Series…maybe?

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And fuck you Meg Whitman, too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Amen. God, I hate that bitch.

by ololo3 on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new everyday lineup.

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Ross RF
Fontenot SS

No Gullen, no Renteria, no Uribe. They’re downright unwatchable.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

but, but, veteran grit!!! veteran savvy!!! they’re …they’re GAMERS dude!!!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fans come to see them GO ALL OUT

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Scott either. He’s borderline unwatchable even when he’s good.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could deal with Uribe, but I like this lineup.

by ololo3 on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when marty lurie used to go on and on about how great jose guillen was?

Fucking moron.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just slumping at a bad time. There’s still enough of the season left for him to turn it around.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re funny.

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man you're right

He’s a professional hitter and a guy that’s gonna give you a great at bat and knock the ball out of the park and drive in runs just gotta let him work out of that slump!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Kansas City is a moribund franchise and has no idea what it’s doing. Guillen has more RBI than most of the Giants hitters!!!!

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man not only the RBI's but he has 17 home runs the guy is a legit threat in the batters box he actually looks like something!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, really, at this time of the year, it’s all about how you look.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How fucking old is marty lurie, anyways?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the shittiest weekend I've had in a long time.

I haven’t done anything worthwhile, I got sick Friday, and the Giants are playing like shit.

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I spent the first half of this week moving stuff.

Completely drained my legs of doing anything worthwhile. Came back for this BS.

Consolations this weekend: bought tickets for the 16th (which now seems dubious) and the 3rd with the family; Epic Battle Fantasy 3.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had prep work for a dental implant Friday, extraction and bone graph. I’ve been cooking off and on today for tomorrow. I have purchased a mega super soaker for when my gran-nephews show up with their water ballons tomorrow. I don’t let these games determine my weekend, even though I watch almost every game of the season.

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by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once Again
keithlaw That ball was #poseyed

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants

Can you at least get Cain the ND?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants

Can you at least break jose guillens knee’s so he can’t play anymore?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want them to score 3 runs in 2 innings?
These are the San Francisco Giants we’re talking about here.

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

People said that about the Padres this year, but they stole all of our unicorn blood.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Remember they have been known this year to give you a battle until the very end”? When the fuck was that?

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates/Giants at PNC

That great catch by Milledge.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected! We ARE in this thing! I will anxiously await the comeback because of what almost happened that time in Pittsburgh

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just giving you an example

Because you asked when that happened.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by this thing you mean the dumpster, I agree

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did, and Renteria DID hit a dinger, but I would call the Giants WAY below average when it comes to comeback capacity.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did, AND Pat-The-Bat DID hit a dinger, but……

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds and Rockies most recently.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the Dodgers he’s certainly Matt Can’t.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don’t get at least 2 runs next inning, I don’t like our chances against Kuo. Guh.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ

You’re fucking right.

“The dawdgeeerrssss are still in it”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knock, knock, knock.

I’d like to talk to you about Pastafarianism.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

mind=blown

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he was supposed to retire at the end of the year but he decided to come back next year. This gives me hope for 2012, when Bochy, at least, might be gone.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This gives me hope for 2012, when Bochy, at least, might be gone.

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DREAMER

His mike soscia like contract extension is coming after the seasons over.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh?

Did you forget about 1954? Scully has been announcing Dodgers games since 1950

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Luck for Heisman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the wave, fuck beach balls, and fuck Dodger fans.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

no thanks!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is going to be the pinch hitter?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Borks sunday night special line up (Going for the best line up to match up against kuroda)

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Guillen RF
Burrell LF
Uribe 3B
Sanchez 2B
Whiteside C
Sanchez P
Huff 1B

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm shocked that wasn't the line up tonight

Stacking righties to counter what torre did last night against zito!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOCHY IS A GENIUS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Why only solo homeruns??

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

been awhile since i used this one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Rent!

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by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I never lost faith in you Boch. You know what you’re doing.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Zuh?

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This just makes the 3-run homer piss me off even more.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time he’ll strike out SWINGING!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He almost hit a home run but he didn’t make contact!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dotel?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rent! It is the first of the month…

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, you’re on tonight girl.

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by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IN SHERRILL!

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Our Pirates reliever > Their Pirates reliever

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of God, please come back.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate’s girlfriend: I don’t know anything about baseball, but even I know that you shouldn’t like the Dodgers.

Born and raised in LA, and yet hates the Dodgers. I like her.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s smart.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, why isn’t he swinging at those?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dotel

fully capable of self immolation

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude gives up dingers to Eugenio Velez.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

a home run would be acceptable

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professional AB.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Multi-pitch at-bat!!! This is so foreign.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!! Burrell!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Pat

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DAYUM

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!!!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PATTT!!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKIN' BAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!!

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What an at bat!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

liar

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was just thinking THIS.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

o shit

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

good time to shift-A apparently

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THE BAT

SQUIRM LILLY SQUIRM!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KISS AND DOTEL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw those two fastballs, and fought off the cutter until he saw another one. Wow.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

3 SOLO home runs thats mean

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

but making it 4 SOLO home runs would be good

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GuilLOLen is due

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Huff looked kind of standoffish with Burrell in the dugout, guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the pregame Jon said Huff told Bochy that he had a man-crush on him (Bochy).

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trouble in Paradise?!?!

:(

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Huff give Buster a congratulatory butt-slap after Buster hit the homer?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat saw and wanted one too.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff tore down his Pat-lifting-weights poster

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS ROWAND

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he can double like in the first

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWAND IS DUE FOR ONE GUYS COME ON

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he already had a double hes done for 100 games LOL

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

now…see what happens when the people who are supposed to be playing play? except for edgar…that was an anomoly

by ir1shgiant on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, he came so close to swinging at that.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Twice.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this for real??

Am I actually watching Rowand take an AB against Dotel right now?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart stops every time I see the slider coming. The sad part is I probably see the slider coming before Rowand does.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm happy they've made it a game but...

it’d be just like the Giants to hit three solo homeruns and lose by one run.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTHLESS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Improvement

In the past he would have swung on at least one of those outside pitches in the dirt

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

WTF, did the Huff/Burrell fanpost get deleted?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nooooooo

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it did!

WTF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant will be getting a letter soon, lol

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAAAAAANNNTTT!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t find it today.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can’t find it, then I guess it’s gone.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It apparently did. D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah maybe one of them saw it

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was here earlier in the day, but yeah it’s not there now.

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant and his secret police!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk with me Mole!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE NO DOUBLE PLAY PLEASE

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so...

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE SCORE BEFORE KUO COMES IN, I AM SO SCARED OF HIM

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is the time!

Let’s get this guy!

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by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, not Kuo.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pleeeeeeeease, Aubrey. Be good Aubrey.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

its time to stop fucking around, if you want to win you do your job aubrey or burrell will break up wit u!!

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't torres pinch hit for blowand?

bork?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

torres sucks as a RHer

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah crap

A good pitcher coming in.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap Kuo

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If we’re going to do this, it’s going to have to be against Kuo. Shit.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOO

Bring in Sherrill!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great a good pitcher is coming in

Thanks giants for making it look like bruce bochy can justify this line up after the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo has only allowed 6 hits to left-handers in 55 ABs.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOVE IT

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by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail: rec’d

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by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

lol Kovy

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Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the decision finally came yesterday… sorta.

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hunchie Quo

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Darren, get it done!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Darren Ford!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they do.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no back to back days.

MURDER

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Huff.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. Do you send Ford now?

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT HUFF

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it, Huff.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

do it Buster fucking Posey

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you hear those stats Bork? STEAL

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Huff hasn't looked good.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

to the catcher? really?

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO FORD!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOOM

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that throw.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a huge jump

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by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Darren Ford is fast for the SF GIants

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice very nice, Ford.

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by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Basically I can’t believe Ford was thrown out 17 times in AA this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He beat that throw

By a mile.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He beat that throw

By a mile.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He beat that throw

By a mile.

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Posey

Let’s see your magic again.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Curse Words!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

:(

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork says

you get picked off… or overslide. your done.

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

my done?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, his done.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Fuck Matt Kemp

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck.

Jay Gibbons can go to hell.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen, Ross, and Uribe. We’re done.

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by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If Torres doesnt hit for Guillen I will kick a kitten

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your least favorite kitten ready.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinchhit Guillien for Torres, Pinchit Ross for Font, Let Uribe bat

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t Fontenot already be in because we took out Freddy?

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently not

Uribe is there.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I've seen Ford

HOLY SHIT HE’S FAST

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hope hes not as scarry as THE AZN!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can take Broxton.

We can still win this game

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, Broxton wont pitch

And no we cant

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you giants

For allowing bruce bochy to justifty this fucking pathetic line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So is baseball ever, like, fun for you?

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun is overrated

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he’s secretly a sadist.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Giants fan…how could that be a secret?

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ENJOY THE GAME

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not fun when you know the pieces are there to win and your manager is such an idiot that you can’t overcome it

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this lineup really sucked

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive just had a sad ever since the 1st inning when they failed to score despite the massive opportunity.

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly

broxton is due for a good game vs us

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW we know who SHOULD have been playing today. When Buster, Rent, and Burrel both hit HRs, I didn’t even make a sound. When Ford stole 2nd, I didn’t cheer. Because I know that we aren’t going to win. Why? because nothing goes our way. Because our manager doesn’t give a shit and is a bonehead.

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

In the season’s final analysis, Sabean will say that the Giants couldn’t win in the division and that was the team’s downfall. No comment on why they couldn’t, of course. But that’s my guess: “We need to play better within our division in order to compete.” I wonder how they accomplish this…

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

By drawing lineups out of a hat, of course.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not sure he gives it that much thought.

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god, if he really used his hat, he’d never find those slips of paper!

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the defensive replacement

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA IS GOING LONG!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Bork leaving in Guillen? Lousy fielder, lousy hitter

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen had BETTER NOT be leading off the 9th

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be. If Torres was going to play, he would have been in the bottom half for defense.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t trade for him to ride the bench.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt pitched pretty well other than Jay Gibbons >:(

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s on notice.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch

Didn’t even look too bad to me. It was at the knees I think I don’t think it was a hanger.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t. Changeup at the knees, Gibbons somehow golfed it out.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that said, the pitch to Blake or whoever was a horrible one.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was inside though.

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting beaten by hits by Chad Billingsley and Jay Gibbons

Im on the ledge

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is Jay Gibbons?

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t believe Torres isn’t in to lead off next inning.

by Unitard on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bocHy logic

He’s due, just look at tHose RIBEYES

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Guillen gets a hit, Torres will run for him

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats still stupid

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we will not be seeing Torres.

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton warming up!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate nor Ross get that!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t scare me like that Guillen.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell did Guillen get to that?

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by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You didn’t know?
We took up a collection and bought him an invisible hoveround.

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by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he can be with his kids

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Slose! Looking forward to your sombrero made of gold!

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton

Please blow another save.

Thanks,
sfk

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen will either strike out or hit a home run, basically

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or hit a ground ball. Odds are that he hits a grounder.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or ground weakly to the shortstop.

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by L-Nova on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or get BABIP’d by the shortstop.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop up

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Guillen be leading off? only time will tell…

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

3 backwards K’s? Of course he will. He’s DUE.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he will

If he wasn’t going to be he would have been pulled for defense

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we pinch hit Torres, Sandoval, in the 9th. They hit very well from left side.

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo can’t hit Broxton’s fastball.

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by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

send a text to Bochy

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval is in already.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those Coors Light commercials never get old just as funny as they were 5 years ago

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Please be LOLXTON tonight

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

My bold prediction.

By the end of this at-bat we will all hate Guillen more, or praise him.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If he strikes out looking again, I will throw something out my window.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a deal with CB30 to get that kitten.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be like a alley oop kinda deal

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

90% hate 10% praise

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does know how to take a pitch, I give him that.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S A LOTTERY TICKET. 0.000000001% OF PANNING OUT

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad it feels to be right.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Im glad Kuo is gone

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Guillen make me like you!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE MORE BALLS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep the fucking bat on your shoulders.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SOMBRERO

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by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

walk him and pinch run for him

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice cut

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They keep talking about Guillen’s power, but I’ve yet to really see it much

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit a homer that one time, duh.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit one, that one time it was pretty cool.

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleargh.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Right down the middle Jose

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, what the fuck is he waiting for?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He loves taking pitches down the middle of the plate, doesn’t he?

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it goes 3-2. My heart can’t fucking handle this.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He's swinging no matter what at this one

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GuiLOLen

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW FUCK YOU SO MUCH

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Die. In. Hell.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball right down the middle.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he makes contact plays defense runs fast

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

is good in the clubhouse

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU JOSE

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

four K’s what a loser

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional AB

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Those tricky fastballs over the plate.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DOES IT TAKE? HOW MUCH WORSE DOES HE NEED TO GET?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You useless son of a bitch

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO F*CKING GO!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad the Giants picked this guy up.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Same.

Favorite acquisition so far.

by Snack on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 K’s pathetic

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK GUILLEN

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec. rally killer

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slooooow bat

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No way, Jose.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

meant to suffer

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

theres gotta be a tipping point where bochy says alright ill take him

by ir1shgiant on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m beginning to suspect that Guillen may not be that good.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Just came in to say FUCK YOU GUILLEN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

#fuckyoujoseguillen

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Copy and pasted from tweeter, I see.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LAZY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to hate this guy even more than Molina, if that is possible.

That’s weird because he isn’t as bad as Molina

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t criticize the Giants for picking up Jose Guillen, because WHAT IF HE WAS SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY REALLY REALLY GOOD?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your trying to be funny right?

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just grougthink

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just rephrasing the supporters’ position.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look at the bright side

at least he took a swing that time….ughhh

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice cut #2

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He must have been sitting on the change up

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it now

Broxton will go 2-0 to all three hitters before striking them out.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE THE BRIGHT SHINY GRITTY VETERANS OUT OF THE MANAGERS PLAYPEN ?!?!?!?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OMIGOD, THAT'S JUAN URIBE'S MUSIC!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have seen this before

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Giants, how ’bout a swing.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

god these new guys blow

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

what are you looking for, Cody?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT WATCH THE JAZZ WITH 2 OUTS.

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FurcaLOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I WILL TAKE IT

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY HUSTLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FURCLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Please be awesome John Uribe

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We could use a good shortstop

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

haha break

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS CREW SUCKS

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was safe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And he was

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replay says yes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who I think was safe?

JUAN F’ING URIBE

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEH VROOOOOOOOOOOM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Furcal has such a punchable face.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

All the Dodgers do. It’s weird that way.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PLEASE NO DOUBLE PLAY PLEASE

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no double play PEEEEZ

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jazzy!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe with a runner on first and one out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that was exactly waht I thought was going to happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The implication was pretty clear

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Takes massive hack and misses a fastball

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/Takes massive hack and misses a fastball hits a dinger

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Please Uribe do something good

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKIN' JAZZ HANDS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yholaweygawizgehepwaghpwaegpihiphHOLYOAWGEHPAWIEGYPAWIZERUPAWKEMGAPWIEGHAWETAWET

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D!!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fucking way!!!!!!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD! YES!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUURIIIIBBEEEEE!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT I SAID!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I JUST SCREADMEDM SO FING HARD!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

And Uribe turned and he said to the crowd....

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZZZZ

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YES

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ
FUCKING HANDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZ MOTHER FUCKING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITTING FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE THAN JUST JAZZ!!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLXTON

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did they take Kuo out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s kinda fragile

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he pitched last night, and is not Brian Wilson.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is made of porcelain

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 RH’s coming up. /Bochy’d

by Into the Void on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/SCREAMING & CLAPPING

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO

JAZZZZZY HANDS

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ADD MORE PLZ CUZ I KNOW BW WILL DO SOMTHING BAD!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DID THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPEN? SOMEBODY PINCH ME

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Got on to say it

JAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZ HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD GIANTS

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck YEAH!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

still on east coast

finally, somebody got fucking big hit, and it’s hacktastic U!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKYEAHRIBBBEEE!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have Broxton’s number this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

rulez is rulez

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ownage is indeed, ownage.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me: DON’T HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY, URIBE. NO DOUBLE PLAY.
My dad: He’s going to hit a home run.
Me: NO DOUBLE PLAY.

/JAZZ HANDS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dad = Prophet

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG! You are Chop’s dad?!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. A revelation.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am not

but nobody noticed that i made the prediction….im like a male clytemnestra

by ir1shgiant on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHH URIBE!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Carrol

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand, Guillen and … aw fuck it Bochy you are a GENIUS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

no, but everyone gets lucky sometime

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I speak for everyone when I say…

Who the fuck is Jamey Carroll?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Broxton is pretty funny.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He and George Sherill, I’m pretty fond of those guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat bearded assholes ftw.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I threw up before I could mentally add the commas.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gross

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever see George Sherill in a bar, I’ll totally buy him a beer.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

durrrrrr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were some of his best Jazz Hands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They were amazingly Jazzy.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. Total gif material.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone must capture them for a vid clip

I’m too old and lazy.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POSEY FELL IN SHOCK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

got up like notHing Haeppened

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked around and started laughing.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I missed this. After the HR?

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, started cheering on the railing then his feet slipped out from under him on his way down.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SEASON IS STILL MAGIC

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got in and surprise, surprise the Giants are losing and OH MY GOD URIBE!!!!!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton cant have any confidence left

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER SLIPPED

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone please gif that

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

Posey took a little tumble in the dugout there.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I like REC’D

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

And it was my first time 8)

by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Uribe was safe

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

broxton

chokes on the big ones!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

not all of them

he’s gotta swallow some, it’s how he keeps his figure

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home. Turned on the TV

and FUCKING JAZZ HANDS!!!!

WOW!!!!!!

by Bochean on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s tack on some more, just to fuck with him.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PR Torres

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, what’s the OF right now? Burrell – Ross – Guillen?

Please put Torres and Schierholtz in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, PLEASE!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Guillen is in the field I will kick a different kitten

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERY KITTEN SHALL BE KICKED

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calls kittens into the room. Waits for Borkcision.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Torres, Please Torres, Please Torres.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton is sweating like a fat piggy.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

he is a fat piggy what is he 250?

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Broxton is sweating like a fat piggy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG 295 holy shit hes almost 300

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prob the fattest pitcher?

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll credit the rally Copenhagen for that one.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

barf

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Grizzly FTW!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE RAN DINGERZ.EXE TO THE MAX

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how 2 of our HR’s are form guys that weren’t in the LOLINEUP

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell and…?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah shit, Uribe only moved, forgot.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now For Some Proper Torture

Brian Wilson for the ninth

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s just gonna redbull it and go

by apistat on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blake, Kemp and Carroll in the bottom ninth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez...

Blake

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s due up sixth.

It’s possible.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

#imnotsayingimjustsaying

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This kind of shit will lose us the game

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg i can’t believe this. I will be SO devastated if any bottom of the 9th crap goes down.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider it gone

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE BRING IN SHERILL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

we need to chase down those fucking Pads!

some self respect is need to reaffirm that Giants are not losers!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice close up on Russell Martin.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

Mutherfucker! I had to log on just to say JAZZ HANDS!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings at slider in the dirt

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats on that shitty at bat

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO BRIAN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good discipline Panda... NOT

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Uribe did it!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That Cody infield single is huge. Way to hussle.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen would have been out by a mile.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to make contact first

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the Padres are pissed, right now

Let’s make it hold up!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck them, i hate the pads, who even understand or watches baseball in friar town?

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I should always go and shower when the giants hit in the 9th inning HOLY FUCKING SHIT JOHNNY BROXTON LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s more like it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BRIAN

CLOSE THIS SHIT OUT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets win please!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

please!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilsons job

to cover for an amazing fluke

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-yAy

this shit is hilarious. IT’S WILSON TIME!!!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw fucking strikes

Make them hit.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I will admit- I was wrong. Completely wrong.

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed Buster’s tumble.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It only showed it once.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vapors?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson plz dont fail :)

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

sit em all the fuck down Wilson.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cat in the wall? Now you’re speakin my language!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark DeRosa Dragon Writing.com commercial

ugh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The new "wrist injury" edition is fucking hilarious

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian “Just For Men” Wilson

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like he’s wearing a disguise

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certified Ninja.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone tell him to take his face warmer off

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nervous. Please win this game Giants.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

whoo Nate in right

In case Wilson’s NINJA STRIKEOUTS don’t always come through.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd prefer, please Mr. Wilson,

that there be no torture, but if there must, there must.

/takes several drinks and prepares several more/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And so it begins

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

not a pitch you like to see

by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

don't fucking blow it

you know wazzup, Wilson… separate mofo man from boyz

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside

by Bochean on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

how can they lay off pitches this close?

by AngryTree on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad feeling

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Casey Blake

Strike this bum out

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Brian, that plate is the other way. Just sayin’

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I still hate Casey Blake.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I especially hate Casey Blake.

What an insufferable human being.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him with every fiber of my being.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUH ROH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BRIAN

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not like Casey Blake.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't anything fucking easy for this team?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lord. Please no. I have been so good.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this is just about

what we should expect.

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking Wilson, never easy

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow 0-8 5 ks vs Wilson

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“The call is from heroism. Will you accept the charges?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope blake catches gets the bird flu

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Kemp

Strike this bum out!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

tHe first strike to kemp was a freebie

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

A GIDP wouldn’t suck

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats up with Wilson's beard?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you mean?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplayd

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t trust Kemp. Maybe I shouldn’t post this.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/heart attack

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew, thank god Torres is in.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Torres!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST STEP.

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful defensive OF right now.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that, Kemp!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OHAI OUTFIELD DEFENSE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good D outfield about time

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck. Barajas is up next.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

plz.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Bochy for using the RIGHT outfield.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen

Left Out fielder

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey torres, thank god

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohthanksyou.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY A SPEEDY OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

its like a SHarks game, you leave after tHeyre down a few goals tHen you come back to find tHem winning

by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Carroll

Strike this bum out!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf happen to MCC

THERE IS NO FEAR WITH WILSON, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Please

It’s a heart attack waiting to (already has) happen(ed)

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate these banjo hitters against Wilson

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats how it should look every night save for Ross replaced with PAT!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

please don’t let this little asshole beat us

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barajas on deck. Perfect.

by Bochean on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

TYPICAL DODGER VILLAIN!

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross-Torres-Schierholtz

The Giants should try that more often, no?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Carroll ya little bitch!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice slider there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

90 feet away

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball:

Torture!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JAMEY FUCKING CARROLL AWGEIAPHGAPWEIGHAPWEHG

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

balls balls balls

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, C’mon Weez!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FACK

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRIAN

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, Brian. Why the fuck do you give up hits to pieces of shit like Jamey Carroll?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

I get tired of this.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn the drama

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking Wilson, why?

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Curse words!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY MAGIC PLZ

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God. Damn it.

Jamey Carroll. JAMEY CARROLL.

WHO ARE THESE SCHMUCKS?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Barajas only hits home runs against the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T GET BEAT ON THAT CRAP, BRIAN!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a fucking double play.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow fat man needs to hit into 6-4-3

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TYPICAL

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARROLL

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Really…this is happening..?

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Outs!

Get them!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop getting beat on sliders brad lidge.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 down!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Rod

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

about fucking time, too

by apistat on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH TORTURE!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Barajas

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn right it’s Nate.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs. Oh god.

Palpatations.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE RANGE!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Joe Torre!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry I thought I requested a...

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Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow how the fuck.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UNO MAS POR FAVOR

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky can’t say it enough

by oldgiantsguy on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GOD PLEASE DO NOT SMITE ME

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS LOLAB

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up, Krukow.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Scared

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god Guillen wasn't out there

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Wilson, You don’t want to blow this one after the Reds game

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that dye job goes right to the skin

by apistat on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This bastard Johnson better not!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That one pitch out was refreshing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this fucker out.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM OUT
GET HIM OUT
GET HIM OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

CHILL !

WILSON GOT THIS ! HE IS GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, NO BIGGIES.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a strike to Guillen

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

just having his little joke.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!!!!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD GOD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO GAMES BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Awkward Posey first bump.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yes.

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf was that from?

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were they watching?

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

beauty pageant thing

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriosuly? LMFAO?!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg it is hahahah

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filipinos celebrating Miss Universe. They are gay if that isn’t obvious, haha.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval really doesn’t get enough love for his D.

by apistat on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That hit had me scared

Good game!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What a game!

I’m glad I kept watching like I almost always do.

by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo . . .

faints.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww yeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! A WIN! A FUCKING WIN!

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 WINZZZZZZ

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What a heart pounding game!

by THEMARD on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YESS!!!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DODGERS FUCK YOUUUUUU

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WE FUCKING WON!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Once I stopped watching the game, the Giants started hitting

Am I saying I get full credit for this win because I didn’t turn the game back on?

Yes. Yes I am.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You never turned it back on?

W: groug
L: Broxton

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was really really tough, but I managed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sayz

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Targets Lasorda, and . . .

pew pew pew pew.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER WINNER

I HATE THE FUCKING DODGERS DINNER

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing time

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a BIG WIN!

One that could have turned the season around

by nofreetime on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

jazzzzzzzzzzz

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain got reversed Cained—or something like that.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton got ...

well, Broxtoned!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The giants scored the first 3 runs while i was away from the thread so i was determined to stay away until the game was over

YOUR WELCOME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart is fucking giving out.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I (semi-) hate checking here before I check gameday

Every pitch is lived on. Not that I don’t do the same, but dear lord, I can’t tell if the Dodgers hit the go-ahead run or if Wilson threw an 0-2 ball. Thank goodness it worked out.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

jazz

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i have to be honest

I gave up on that game and am not happy that bochy has an excuse for that god awful lineup

BUT FUCK YEA!

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

motherfucker

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

YES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Guernica.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

That’s a pretty accurate summary of how the game felt.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLERCOASTER

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rollercoaster of Torture

by ACgiant97 on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Base jump

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Glorious

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BY GAWD RING THE DAMN BELL

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROXTON IS CUT WIDE OPEN!

Omigod, is that JUAN URIBE’S music?!?!?!?!?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It doesn't have quite the same ring but

SUCK IT ROD BARAJAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm doing an irish jig right now!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

jazz

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ABOUT FUCKING TIME !

GO GIANTS AND FUCK THE DODGERS!
BUT FURTHERMORE ! THE PADS , FOR THEY ARE DESPICABLY ANNOYING!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel relieved.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

haha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game of the year!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. Hot damn and hell yes. Now I’m off to work, toodles.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhh everybody

Wilson interview

/stifles laughter

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GIANTS WON!

I’m going tomorrow fuck it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't . . .

become disillusioned . . .

as are your McCmates. Live to have more mature dreams shattered.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES. TO SHATTERED DREAMS!
/raises glass

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wish I coulda seen it

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing, dancing, dancing!!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I can handle my sedatives, bro.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m chopping all of my action. And mostly power.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He talks just like Will Clark

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Around the seventh, I thought, stop swinging for the fences! We’re not going to win this with a succession of solo home runs!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

please think that during every game

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, fan4.

And look what happened.

Even so, they should always listen to me.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were right!

One was a two-run jack.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you all I had a good feeling about tonight. Remember?

I will also cede that i did say I was wrong, but I ended up being right!!!!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that.

Thanks for being honest!

by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brian

“He’s like a veteran in the clubhouse. He’ll yell at you if you’re not doing things right and I’m like, ‘Excuse me?’”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s he talking about?

by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total hero.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DAMMIT

I wish I could see this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an important image.

by Every6thDay on Sep 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was I the only one who stopped watching this game hours ago?

by monsterlxe on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

I turned off the game after the home run that made it 4-0

by BeatLA55 on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of giants fans don’t even know they won.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the whole game

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the tv on and mostly had to hear Scully and shit and posted on here to escape it.

I was paying attention to us not doing anything until the Buster dinger happened then I kept getting more involved.

by fracon on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching The Wire for the past hour. Then checked my phone and got an update saying 5-4 Giants.

I thought I was going insane.

by BeatLA55 on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so pissed by the 4th

that I watched the first hour of In Bruges. I turned it back on with Burrell up in the 8th.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never in doubt!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around/

Never doubted for a second.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROMO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you suggesting, Mono?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnathon broxton

True giant.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Brian

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON

IS GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, BUT , MONEY ON MOST NIGHTS.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker with the win.

Nice job.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I had faith in a Broxton meltdown

You know what’s fun right now? Turning the sound back on for TV in Ventura and listening to the Dodger announcers whine.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR SURE

just ask the phils, he was pathetic!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton meltdown

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

buster started a dinger rally!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TRUE GIANT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread rfules so fucking hard

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

*rules

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phils Phan Here

A bunch of us were catching the end of this one after our game was over.

Ya know, I realize technically we’re in a Wild Card battle right now, but we never really get upset with a Giants win (unless it’s against us). Something about you guys always made us sort of quietly like the Giants. How can ya not like Timmy or Panda? Besides, AR will always be loved in Philly, and Pat the Bat is a Legend.

And we hate the fucking Dodgers, so anytime someone else can blow up Broxton, it’s worth an LOL.

Plus, we plan on winning the Division, heh.

But just stopped in to say NICE WIN.

And since this thread is so (AWESOMELY) GIF happy, here’s us Philly Phans watching this one from afar:

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Class posting.

Thanks!

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Sep 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

God...

My heart is racing a million miles an hour.

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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