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Is there such a word as Pathetisad
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
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Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bright side: we aren’t being no-hit!
Not-so-bright side: Aaron Rowand has the only hit.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Futurama new season marathon starts at 9:00.
Do I switch over?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLONEY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLONEY
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
LOL LONEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
At the exact same time
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I take it back. Panda is much more graceful.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sniper?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This time it was Loney who got distracted by the cake in center field.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
God, do we have the shittiest left side of the infield in the league? I think we might.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You don't sound mad
And you shouldn’t be.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I was promised if anything exciting happens he’ll switch it back.
Not like that will ever come into play.
Listening to Mr. Merope narrate his Madden game in a Zoidberg voice is far more entertaining than the Giants game…
That and
Gus johnson is actually a legit play by play guy where as the dude who did madden 2010 should be shot.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I imediately thought of this
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"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
jinx
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen made a nice play there.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Yeah, that was a good read on the carom.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
3 hits so far in this series. I guess we just have to tip our caps? We tipped our caps to all three of the Rockies pitchers as well.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
Nah
Fuck the Dodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WE say Fuck the Dodgers but I think the Giants tip their caps.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants are tipping their caps, they should be ashamed of themselves.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cainer might be tipping his pitches
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Gallo don’t know nothing about no cap tipping.
/scratches in dirt/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Decker can’t get here quickly enough.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s what I’m saying! They need to get pissed and maybe make some gad damn adjustments! They look as bad on their 3rd at bat as they do on their first 2.! Present batter excepted!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen is an excellent example of this. 3 at bats, 3 called out lookings. They do not adjust.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Esmil maddux threw a great game!!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jay Gibbons used steroids and HGH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
didn’t he pay for them with a personal check, too?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I mean, seriously. How can anyone rag on us for Bonds when their team signs Gibbons.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Because they’re assholes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shoulda done that last time, Matt.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t like this series.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I strongly dislike this series.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I absolutely detest this series.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
RALLY POSY (AND FREESIA)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pitchers stopped throwing him strikes
Apparently he didn’t get the memo.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Really?
Pablo Sandoval was nagged by tightness in his hips, prompting Giants manager Bruce Bochy to leave the third baseman out of Saturday’s lineup
23 years old
LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
too little too late but it’s a start
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER MOTHERFUCKIN' POSEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCKING1111
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, TED!
SUCK IT, DODGER FANS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BUSTER
THE BRIGHTSPOT!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
KUIPER IS PSYCHIC
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN IT LSU
Way to stop sucking.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
It’s almost like 2 different teams. Posey and the “Other Guys”.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Suck it dodgers.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
not that i want to brag about my girlfriend or anything
but she just asked me what her walkup music should be if she was a ballplayer…im searching for good ones right now
The Punk & the Godfather
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Boys are Back in Town?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
Any Metallica. Though preferably The Unforgiven.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Guillen doesn’t give a fuck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m so jealous you got a chance to boo him in person when he dropped that fly ball.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
DISRESPECTFUL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I. HATE. GUILLEN.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
3 K's /claps
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Go fuck yourself, Jose.
We didn’t sign him to sit on the bench a gyroball.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Well, you know, he’s due to get a swing off in one of these ABs. So I’m gonna keep him in so he has a chance to turn it around.”
-Bruce Bochy
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
“Eh, fuck it. I’m drunk as crap. I crack up seeing him chase balls in RF.”
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I'm not exactly the first person to wonder, but...
Why the FUCK is he still starting every day? And don’t tell me it’s because of the numbers he put up in KC.
Has 2 extra base hits as a giant
And both of those during garbage time. Nice we got just what we needed a singles hitting slow right fielder wheres bengie when we need him?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Posey: Nobody on base for me to drive in? Whatevs, I’ll just homer. Gotta get those RBIs somehow.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
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Fools and Sages
WHY IS JOSE GUILLEN EVEN HERE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why is jose guillen a better option over cody ross?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Tonight, they’re both good options!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Again, because David DeJesus broke his hand.
/weeps some more
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We apparently had a package of prospects lined up that KC liked, which is part of what streamlined the Guillen deal. Dunno what the package was, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And fuck you Meg Whitman, too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My new everyday lineup.
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Ross RF
Fontenot SS
No Gullen, no Renteria, no Uribe. They’re downright unwatchable.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The fans come to see them GO ALL OUT
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when marty lurie used to go on and on about how great jose guillen was?
Fucking moron.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He’s just slumping at a bad time. There’s still enough of the season left for him to turn it around.
Yeah man you're right
He’s a professional hitter and a guy that’s gonna give you a great at bat and knock the ball out of the park and drive in runs just gotta let him work out of that slump!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yep. Kansas City is a moribund franchise and has no idea what it’s doing. Guillen has more RBI than most of the Giants hitters!!!!
Yeah man not only the RBI's but he has 17 home runs the guy is a legit threat in the batters box he actually looks like something!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
How fucking old is marty lurie, anyways?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the shittiest weekend I've had in a long time.
I haven’t done anything worthwhile, I got sick Friday, and the Giants are playing like shit.
I spent the first half of this week moving stuff.
Completely drained my legs of doing anything worthwhile. Came back for this BS.
Consolations this weekend: bought tickets for the 16th (which now seems dubious) and the 3rd with the family; Epic Battle Fantasy 3.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I had prep work for a dental implant Friday, extraction and bone graph. I’ve been cooking off and on today for tomorrow. I have purchased a mega super soaker for when my gran-nephews show up with their water ballons tomorrow. I don’t let these games determine my weekend, even though I watch almost every game of the season.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Once Again
keithlaw That ball was #poseyed
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants
Can you at least get Cain the ND?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Giants
Can you at least break jose guillens knee’s so he can’t play anymore?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“Remember they have been known this year to give you a battle until the very end”? When the fuck was that?
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
Pirates/Giants at PNC
That great catch by Milledge.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I stand corrected! We ARE in this thing! I will anxiously await the comeback because of what almost happened that time in Pittsburgh
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just giving you an example
Because you asked when that happened.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
If by this thing you mean the dumpster, I agree
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You did, and Renteria DID hit a dinger, but I would call the Giants WAY below average when it comes to comeback capacity.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You did, AND Pat-The-Bat DID hit a dinger, but……
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what the Giants curse is: as long as Vin Scully has been a Dodger's announcer, the Giants have not won a championship....there you go, it's solved...now someone ask him to leave.
Jesus christ
You’re fucking right.
“The dawdgeeerrssss are still in it”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Knock, knock, knock.
I’d like to talk to you about Pastafarianism.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
mind=blown
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he was supposed to retire at the end of the year but he decided to come back next year. This gives me hope for 2012, when Bochy, at least, might be gone.
This gives me hope for 2012, when Bochy, at least, might be gone.
LOL
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DREAMER
His mike soscia like contract extension is coming after the seasons over.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fuck the wave, fuck beach balls, and fuck Dodger fans.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
no thanks!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Borks sunday night special line up (Going for the best line up to match up against kuroda)
Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Guillen RF
Burrell LF
Uribe 3B
Sanchez 2B
Whiteside C
Sanchez P
Huff 1B
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm shocked that wasn't the line up tonight
Stacking righties to counter what torre did last night against zito!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
RENTERIA?!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Why only solo homeruns??
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
GAR!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
been awhile since i used this one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zuh?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This just makes the 3-run homer piss me off even more.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, Renteria does something to redeem himself...
Maybe Guillen could get a lesson.
Next time he’ll strike out SWINGING!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dotel?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING IN SHERRILL!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Our Pirates reliever > Their Pirates reliever
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TWSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My roommate’s girlfriend: I don’t know anything about baseball, but even I know that you shouldn’t like the Dodgers.
Born and raised in LA, and yet hates the Dodgers. I like her.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
She’s smart.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
God, why isn’t he swinging at those?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dotel
fully capable of self immolation
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Dude gives up dingers to Eugenio Velez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PAT!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PATTT!!!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
PAT THE FUCKIN' BAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
PAT THE BAT!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
liar
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
o shit
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
WTF
good time to shift-A apparently
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THE BAT
SQUIRM LILLY SQUIRM!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
exactly
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw those two fastballs, and fought off the cutter until he saw another one. Wow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
but making it 4 SOLO home runs would be good
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
GuilLOLen is due
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, Huff looked kind of standoffish with Burrell in the dugout, guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh noes!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Trouble in Paradise?!?!
:(
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Huff give Buster a congratulatory butt-slap after Buster hit the homer?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat saw and wanted one too.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff tore down his Pat-lifting-weights poster
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS ROWAND
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
ok
now…see what happens when the people who are supposed to be playing play? except for edgar…that was an anomoly
Twice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is this for real??
Am I actually watching Rowand take an AB against Dotel right now?
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
I'm happy they've made it a game but...
it’d be just like the Giants to hit three solo homeruns and lose by one run.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
WORTHLESS
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Improvement
In the past he would have swung on at least one of those outside pitches in the dirt
Wait
WTF, did the Huff/Burrell fanpost get deleted?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it did!
WTF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Y
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It apparently did. D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahah maybe one of them saw it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant and his secret police!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL ROWAND
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Walk!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Walk with me Mole!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I think so...
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Now is the time!
Let’s get this guy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Pleeeeeeeease, Aubrey. Be good Aubrey.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
its time to stop fucking around, if you want to win you do your job aubrey or burrell will break up wit u!!
by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Why didn't torres pinch hit for blowand?
bork?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ah crap
A good pitcher coming in.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Oh crap Kuo
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
NOOO
Bring in Sherrill!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Great a good pitcher is coming in
Thanks giants for making it look like bruce bochy can justify this line up after the game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ON NOTICE

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
reply fail: rec’d
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
lol Kovy
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the decision finally came yesterday… sorta.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Darren Ford!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Because they do.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
no back to back days.
MURDER
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
God damn it, Huff.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ugh Huff hasn't looked good.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
VROOM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
WOO FORD!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That was a huge jump
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Basically I can’t believe Ford was thrown out 17 times in AA this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He beat that throw
By a mile.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
He beat that throw
By a mile.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
lolwut?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Come on, Posey
Let’s see your magic again.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Curse Words!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bork says
you get picked off… or overslide. your done.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
my done?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Fuck Matt Kemp
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Jay Gibbons can go to hell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Guillen, Ross, and Uribe. We’re done.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Apparently not
Uribe is there.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Torres is still an option, right?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
First time I've seen Ford
HOLY SHIT HE’S FAST
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i tHink broxton will be in tHe nintH
my H is broken on my keyboard
We can take Broxton.
We can still win this game
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you giants
For allowing bruce bochy to justifty this fucking pathetic line up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So is baseball ever, like, fun for you?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fun is overrated
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
sadly
broxton is due for a good game vs us
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
In the season’s final analysis, Sabean will say that the Giants couldn’t win in the division and that was the team’s downfall. No comment on why they couldn’t, of course. But that’s my guess: “We need to play better within our division in order to compete.” I wonder how they accomplish this…
By drawing lineups out of a hat, of course.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt pitched pretty well other than Jay Gibbons >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s on notice.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That pitch
Didn’t even look too bad to me. It was at the knees I think I don’t think it was a hanger.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Getting beaten by hits by Chad Billingsley and Jay Gibbons
Im on the ledge
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
we need some swinging bunt ground attack
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
If Guillen gets a hit, Torres will run for him
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
How the hell did Guillen get to that?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Broxton
Please blow another save.
Thanks,
sfk
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Guillen will either strike out or hit a home run, basically
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or hit a ground ball. Odds are that he hits a grounder.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Or ground weakly to the shortstop.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Or get BABIP’d by the shortstop.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
3 backwards K’s? Of course he will. He’s DUE.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo can’t hit Broxton’s fastball.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
send a text to Bochy
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Those Coors Light commercials never get old just as funny as they were 5 years ago
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
My bold prediction.
By the end of this at-bat we will all hate Guillen more, or praise him.
Jeaaaggaahh
If he strikes out looking again, I will throw something out my window.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He does know how to take a pitch, I give him that.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How bad it feels to be right.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice cut
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Right down the middle Jose
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Seriously, what the fuck is he waiting for?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He's swinging no matter what at this one
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Die. In. Hell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fastball right down the middle.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT DOES IT TAKE? HOW MUCH WORSE DOES HE NEED TO GET?
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Bork
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You useless son of a bitch
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
WAY TO F*CKING GO!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
So glad the Giants picked this guy up.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
YOU SUCK GUILLEN
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec. rally killer
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
meant to suffer
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
I’m beginning to suspect that Guillen may not be that good.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Just came in to say FUCK YOU GUILLEN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
#fuckyoujoseguillen
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Yep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to hate this guy even more than Molina, if that is possible.
That’s weird because he isn’t as bad as Molina
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
You can’t criticize the Giants for picking up Jose Guillen, because WHAT IF HE WAS SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY REALLY REALLY GOOD?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
sigh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, look at the bright side
at least he took a swing that time….ughhh
Nice cut #2
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I can see it now
Broxton will go 2-0 to all three hitters before striking them out.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OMIGOD, THAT'S JUAN URIBE'S MUSIC!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what are you looking for, Cody?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
I CANT WATCH THE JAZZ WITH 2 OUTS.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
CODY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Safe!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
ROSS!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL FURCLOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
NOT IN TIME!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I think he was safe.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Replay says yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You know who I think was safe?
JUAN F’ING URIBE
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
TEH VROOOOOOOOOOOM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Furcal has such a punchable face.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
All the Dodgers do. It’s weird that way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on Jazzy!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Uribe with a runner on first and one out?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that was exactly waht I thought was going to happen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The implication was pretty clear
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
w're owed a anti-cuzi within the next 10 games
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god
Please Uribe do something good
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Here comes the Hack Attack!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
JAZZ HANDS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKIN' JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
yholaweygawizgehepwaghpwaegpihiphHOLYOAWGEHPAWIEGYPAWIZERUPAWKEMGAPWIEGHAWETAWET
by thebighead on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
REC'D!!!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
OH MY GOD! YES!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMG
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
JAZZ FUCKING HANDS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And Uribe turned and he said to the crowd....
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
JAZZ!!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
JAZZZZZZ MOTHER FUCKING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
LET THERE BE JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Holy shit.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Why did they take Kuo out?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he’s kinda fragile
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he pitched last night, and is not Brian Wilson.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh, FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Got on to say it
JAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZ HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
OH MY GOD GIANTS
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
still on east coast
finally, somebody got fucking big hit, and it’s hacktastic U!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
FUCKYEAHRIBBBEEE!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants have Broxton’s number this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me: DON’T HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY, URIBE. NO DOUBLE PLAY.
My dad: He’s going to hit a home run.
Me: NO DOUBLE PLAY.
/JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Dad = Prophet
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. A revelation.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i am not
but nobody noticed that i made the prediction….im like a male clytemnestra
YEAHHHH URIBE!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand, Guillen and … aw fuck it Bochy you are a GENIUS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
BAH
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
I think I speak for everyone when I say…
Who the fuck is Jamey Carroll?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jonathan Broxton is pretty funny.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
He and George Sherill, I’m pretty fond of those guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fat bearded assholes ftw.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I threw up before I could mentally add the commas.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
lol gross
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Those were some of his best Jazz Hands.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Someone must capture them for a vid clip
I’m too old and lazy.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POSEY FELL IN SHOCK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yup, started cheering on the railing then his feet slipped out from under him on his way down.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS SEASON IS STILL MAGIC
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Just got in and surprise, surprise the Giants are losing and OH MY GOD URIBE!!!!!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
lololol
Posey took a little tumble in the dugout there.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
lol.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Uribe was safe
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
broxton
chokes on the big ones!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
not all of them
he’s gotta swallow some, it’s how he keeps his figure
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home. Turned on the TV
and FUCKING JAZZ HANDS!!!!
WOW!!!!!!
PAT!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
wait, what’s the OF right now? Burrell – Ross – Guillen?
Please put Torres and Schierholtz in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes, PLEASE!!!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If Guillen is in the field I will kick a different kitten
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
EVERY KITTEN SHALL BE KICKED
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Calls kittens into the room. Waits for Borkcision.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Please Torres, Please Torres, Please Torres.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FTFY
Broxton is sweating like a fat piggy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’ll credit the rally Copenhagen for that one.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
barf
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell and…?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ah shit, Uribe only moved, forgot.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Now For Some Proper Torture
Brian Wilson for the ninth
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
a little late but FUCKING JAZZZZZZZ HANDSSSSS
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Blake, Kemp and Carroll in the bottom ninth.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh geez...
Blake
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
thank God Furcal isn't coming up in the 9th
that guy drives me nuts
He’s due up sixth.
It’s possible.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
omg i can’t believe this. I will be SO devastated if any bottom of the 9th crap goes down.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
NEVER
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
consider it gone
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE BRING IN SHERILL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
we need to chase down those fucking Pads!
some self respect is need to reaffirm that Giants are not losers!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
SHIFT-A
Mutherfucker! I had to log on just to say JAZZ HANDS!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
LET’S GO BRIAN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good discipline Panda... NOT
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
That Cody infield single is huge. Way to hussle.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Guillen would have been out by a mile.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Has to make contact first
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet the Padres are pissed, right now
Let’s make it hold up!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fuck them, i hate the pads, who even understand or watches baseball in friar town?
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
wow
I should always go and shower when the giants hit in the 9th inning HOLY FUCKING SHIT JOHNNY BROXTON LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That’s more like it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
COME ON BRIAN
CLOSE THIS SHIT OUT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Lets win please!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Brian Wilsons job
to cover for an amazing fluke
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone have a GIF of the Giants reacting to Uribe's homer? I thought I saw Posey take a bad tumble on his ass.
Shift-yAy
this shit is hilarious. IT’S WILSON TIME!!!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Throw fucking strikes
Make them hit.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I missed Buster’s tumble.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Vapors?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
sit em all the fuck down Wilson.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Cat in the wall? Now you’re speakin my language!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Mark DeRosa Dragon Writing.com commercial
ugh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
The new "wrist injury" edition is fucking hilarious
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
whoo Nate in right
In case Wilson’s NINJA STRIKEOUTS don’t always come through.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'd prefer, please Mr. Wilson,
that there be no torture, but if there must, there must.
/takes several drinks and prepares several more/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
And so it begins
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
don't fucking blow it
you know wazzup, Wilson… separate mofo man from boyz
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
I hate Casey Blake
Strike this bum out
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I still hate Casey Blake.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
I especially hate Casey Blake.
What an insufferable human being.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hate him with every fiber of my being.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BULLSHIT
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
DOUBLE PLAY PLEASE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Why isn't anything fucking easy for this team?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh lord. Please no. I have been so good.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
this is just about
what we should expect.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I hope blake catches gets the bird flu
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I hate Kemp
Strike this bum out!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whats up with Wilson's beard?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
what do you mean?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I really don’t trust Kemp. Maybe I shouldn’t post this.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Torres!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FIRST STEP.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Take that, Kemp!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OHAI OUTFIELD DEFENSE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
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"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
plz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thank you Bochy for using the RIGHT outfield.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ohthanksyou.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
its like a SHarks game, you leave after tHeyre down a few goals tHen you come back to find tHem winning
by ldv on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Carroll
Strike this bum out!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
wtf happen to MCC
THERE IS NO FEAR WITH WILSON, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Oh Please
It’s a heart attack waiting to (already has) happen(ed)
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate these banjo hitters against Wilson
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
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Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
TWSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!
TYPICAL DODGER VILLAIN!
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Ross-Torres-Schierholtz
The Giants should try that more often, no?
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Carroll ya little bitch!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
turn it back off
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants Baseball:
Torture!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Curse words!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
God. Damn it.
Jamey Carroll. JAMEY CARROLL.
WHO ARE THESE SCHMUCKS?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DON’T GET BEAT ON THAT CRAP, BRIAN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Slow fat man needs to hit into 6-4-3
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
TYPICAL
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU CARROLL
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Really…this is happening..?
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Outs!
Get them!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HUGE
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
TWSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
2 down!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YES
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
2 outs. Oh god.
Palpatations.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NATE RANGE!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Suck it Joe Torre!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I'm sorry I thought I requested a...
doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay
GIANTS LOLAB
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Shut up, Krukow.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Thank god Guillen wasn't out there
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This bastard Johnson better not!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
That one pitch out was refreshing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Strike this fucker out.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CHILL !
WILSON GOT THIS ! HE IS GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, NO BIGGIES.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
that’s a strike to Guillen
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME!!!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
FUCK YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
TWO GAMES BACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WIN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
beauty pageant thing
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That hit had me scared
Good game!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ummmm, yeah.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww yeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
YESS!!!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK YOU DODGERS FUCK YOUUUUUU
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WE FUCKING WON!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Once I stopped watching the game, the Giants started hitting
Am I saying I get full credit for this win because I didn’t turn the game back on?
Yes. Yes I am.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
You never turned it back on?
W: groug
L: Broxton
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BEAT LA
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Brian Sayz

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Targets Lasorda, and . . .
pew pew pew pew.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WINNER WINNER
I HATE THE FUCKING DODGERS DINNER
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Dancing time
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
That was a BIG WIN!
One that could have turned the season around
HAHA FUCK YEAH

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
omg yes
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain got reversed Cained—or something like that.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Broxton got ...
well, Broxtoned!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The giants scored the first 3 runs while i was away from the thread so i was determined to stay away until the game was over
YOUR WELCOME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
I (semi-) hate checking here before I check gameday
Every pitch is lived on. Not that I don’t do the same, but dear lord, I can’t tell if the Dodgers hit the go-ahead run or if Wilson threw an 0-2 ball. Thank goodness it worked out.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
i have to be honest
I gave up on that game and am not happy that bochy has an excuse for that god awful lineup
BUT FUCK YEA!
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
WHEEEEEEEEE

Certified McC lurker since 2006
by DividedByZero on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
WOW
That’s a pretty accurate summary of how the game felt.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Glorious
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER IN DOUBT
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
BY GAWD RING THE DAMN BELL
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
BROXTON IS CUT WIDE OPEN!
Omigod, is that JUAN URIBE’S music?!?!?!?!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs


Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
It doesn't have quite the same ring but
SUCK IT ROD BARAJAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm doing an irish jig right now!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
ABOUT FUCKING TIME !
GO GIANTS AND FUCK THE DODGERS!
BUT FURTHERMORE ! THE PADS , FOR THEY ARE DESPICABLY ANNOYING!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
I feel relieved.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
by AngeloB on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Standing Tall!
On the wings of my dreams!
by craigcommaroger on Sep 5, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Game of the year!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
YES
Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. Hot damn and hell yes. Now I’m off to work, toodles.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
shhhhhhhhhh everybody
Wilson interview
/stifles laughter
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GIANTS WON!
I’m going tomorrow fuck it.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Don't . . .
become disillusioned . . .
as are your McCmates. Live to have more mature dreams shattered.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
YES. TO SHATTERED DREAMS!
/raises glass
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wish I coulda seen it
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dancing, dancing, dancing!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
I’m chopping all of my action. And mostly power.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
I worry
when Asians get funky.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Around the seventh, I thought, stop swinging for the fences! We’re not going to win this with a succession of solo home runs!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
please think that during every game
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here, fan4.
And look what happened.
Even so, they should always listen to me.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You were right!
One was a two-run jack.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you all I had a good feeling about tonight. Remember?
I will also cede that i did say I was wrong, but I ended up being right!!!!!!
LOL Brian
“He’s like a veteran in the clubhouse. He’ll yell at you if you’re not doing things right and I’m like, ‘Excuse me?’”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Total hero.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DAMMIT
I wish I could see this.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
...

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I watched the whole game
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I had the tv on and mostly had to hear Scully and shit and posted on here to escape it.
I was paying attention to us not doing anything until the Buster dinger happened then I kept getting more involved.
I was so pissed by the 4th
that I watched the first hour of In Bruges. I turned it back on with Burrell up in the 8th.
by Duelling Brandos on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/looks around/
Never doubted for a second.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROMO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
What are you suggesting, Mono?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnathon broxton
True giant.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BRIAN WILSON
IS GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, BUT , MONEY ON MOST NIGHTS.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Bowker with the win.
Nice job.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
I had faith in a Broxton meltdown
You know what’s fun right now? Turning the sound back on for TV in Ventura and listening to the Dodger announcers whine.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Broxton meltdown

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
hahahahahahaha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Sep 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FP: I love how Broxton's pitching right now.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
TRUE GIANT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This thread rfules so fucking hard
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Phils Phan Here
A bunch of us were catching the end of this one after our game was over.
Ya know, I realize technically we’re in a Wild Card battle right now, but we never really get upset with a Giants win (unless it’s against us). Something about you guys always made us sort of quietly like the Giants. How can ya not like Timmy or Panda? Besides, AR will always be loved in Philly, and Pat the Bat is a Legend.
And we hate the fucking Dodgers, so anytime someone else can blow up Broxton, it’s worth an LOL.
Plus, we plan on winning the Division, heh.
But just stopped in to say NICE WIN.
And since this thread is so (AWESOMELY) GIF happy, here’s us Philly Phans watching this one from afar:

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
God...
My heart is racing a million miles an hour.
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

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