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Post-post-game thread: Padres get shut out

Baseball is serious business.

Now instead of three in a row, the Padres have to beat the Giants four games in a row. Torture is still on the menu, but it's better to have that insurance policy than not have it.

One game. Win one more game in the regular season. Please. Just one.

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umm... no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO URSELF

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs are beautiful

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow good timing

Also, if anyone is watching WEC George Roop just had a sick KO the Korean Zombie

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that

It was awesome.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

awesome
I hate the Korean zombie he’s way too overhyped

by 49erEmpire on Sep 30, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Roop caught him with a headkick

He was out before he hit the floor

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more win, please!

Please do it friday. (Even though I’m going Sunday)

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It's all on Shotgun. I just don't trust zeets and jekyll for games 2 and 3.

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed that for you

It’s all on Shotgun Big Sugar.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed that for you

It’s all on Shotgun Big Sugar Big Daddy

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Reuschel's coming back??

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 60 and probably 300 lbs now. I don’t want him on the mound.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played Sir,

but I was talking about this young fellow whose birthday happens to be tomorrow.


Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy was my favorite

I was about two, so I think his was the only (nick)name I knew. But he was my favorite. And then my vocabulary grew and there was Will Clark.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best pitcher nickname from my “childhood” was “The Count”

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then there's Maude

Best full name from my childhood was Alan Mitchell Edward George Patrick Henry Gallagher.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Oct 1, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could hit.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he could

When he was with the Pirates, he hurt his shoulder and they thought he might not be able to pitch anymore, so they sent him to the Arizona instructional league in the fall to play OF. He won the triple crown.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 30, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap – can he do a win-cramming session tonight? He needs to learn how to win by 7 PM Pacific Time tomorrow!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell

You got Padred.. How’s it feel?

by DFARowand on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Thinking that the whole time that chop went through.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got this from @colemk on twitter, but he noted the resemblance between Liz from ANTM (http://www.poptower.com/liz-williams-top-model-antm.htm) and Andres Torres.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What the...

<<Impressionable utes weren’t the only ones watching when Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini (right) passed out victory cigars and then lit up after his team clinched the NL Central title at Great American Ball Park on Tuesday.
Also watching at home on television were at least five whistle-blowers who noted that the Reds were violating Ohio’s indoor-smoking ban. They called Cincinnati’s health department to report the team and now the Cincinnati Enquirer reports the club is under investigation.
In case you’re wondering, the answer is yes — I’m extremely sorry to report that there are people living among us who would actually do this.>>

by millennial on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please win Friday...

I do not need the drama or the torture…thank you

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like a win by the Giants tomorrow, if that would be at all possible.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Giants!!!

San Diego, go fuck yourself.

by pwoper on Sep 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A one game back shiny new thread I see.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?
I have to put this one on Bud Black
A 7 game lead and 25 games over .500 in August just doesn’t disappear without some serious intervention.

Fire Bud Black

Really?

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe they’ll take Bork back.

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't tell everyone Ludwick was their "big bat" at the trade deadline

And he is a former pitcher. Pitching kicked booty this year, right next to the Giants. I would not fire Black after a break out year. Giants did similar last year… Botch is still here. When I say similar, have a breakout year and have a good September race for post season.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta find someone to blame, might as well go after the manager. He’s just a scapegoat.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell blowing the game was great

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Even better

Giants jump out to a 5 run lead in the first tomorrow…that would be great

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll get 1-0

and LOVE IT

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see them immediately taking a big lead and just coasting thru 9.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one will not predict cakewalks until I actually have cake.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix Pie?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 5-0 score just doesn’t sit well with me. I think it has something to do with Spiezio.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then Boch gives Cain the game ball in the 6th!

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are BANNED!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I think Bell is one of the only players I like on that team.

by apistat on Sep 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was still great watching him blow the save.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Adrian Gonzalez

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him a lot. Underrated, if that’s possible.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the people of gaslampball aren’t too pleased with him at the moment

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why they're awful fans

Seriously, Adrian Gonzalez could make a case for best hitter in baseball (just wait until he gets out of Petco). I’ll be happy when he leaves, I’m sure the Red Sox fans will appreciate him when he gets about 80 doubles a season.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t pleased with him because he just did an interview with a Chicago newspaper saying he’d like to play for the Cubs…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I saw it

And I thought they took the quote out of context?

Seriously, turn on your player after the season. Suck it Padres.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I think they’re right to be mad. Imagine us being at this point in the season in the last year of Matt Cain’s contract and him saying something like that to the Braves press.

Course, Matt would never actually do this by you see what I’m getting at.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why does Gonzalez want to leave? Because his fan base is pathetic and he’d want to be appreciated. If our fans couldn’t even get close to a sell-out in a pennant race Cain should have the right to leave. But fortunately that’s not the case, because Cain knows he’s loved.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. You just know that the Padres players are all thinking something along the lines of what Evan Longoria recently stated about his own fans.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying Gonzalez doesn’t have a right to feel that way or say what he said, I just think the fans also have a point. I can see both sides.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait you mean San Diego even has fans? I’d want out if I was Gonzalez too. He’s a native of SD and he doesn’t even want them. Who can blame him when San Diego is the worst sports town in America, if not the world. Every single Chargers or Padres game is packed with the opposing teams fans that out cheer the home crowd, EVERY TIME.

I went to a game at the Murph a few years before they opened Petco against the Cards, and like 3/4 of the stadium was wearing red that day. Every time the Giants play down there you can easily hear a “LET’S GO GIANTS” uproar from the crowd, and a swell of cheers whenever we score or make a good play. The same thing happens for Charger games. Those fans don’t even deserve a team, let alone a great player like Adrian.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it was Bud Black that blew this game.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot: Best 2010 pickup or greatest 2010 pickup

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Best

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray was

Cuz it meant we gave away Molina and Buster started.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re talking midseason acquisitions:

Burrell
Lopez
Fontenot
Ross
Ramirez
Guillen

I just did this quickly, I’m probably forgetting someone egregious.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm

I think they hired some ball dudes and people who work in the concession stands that I would put ahead of Guillen.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I left off Posey and Bumgarner, figured we would just talk about “The Latos Mercenaries”

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, for what he’d cost, I think we’re better off spending money elsewhere. We have enough depth at 1B, it would be better to spend on Werth/Crawford or try to find a SS option.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just sayin'

I’d throw Chris Ray in ahead of Guillen….

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d throw in Chris Ray in front of Guillen not because of anything he’s done as a Giant thus far, but because he was the return for Molina. I might even put him in the top three or four, because getting rid of Molina was probably one of the best moves Sabean made this season.

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by mymclife on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything un-Molina was the big deal this year

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd throw Guillen in front of Chris Ray's car travelling at a high rate of speed.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously I need to explain myself. Fontenot friends on the Cubbies said they are going to everything they can to bet the Padres.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Quade said that he felt the need to play ALL potential playoff teams as hard as possible. Not just the Padres. That’s why he fixed his rotation to give them the same pitchers we got.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO FAIR - mat the doormat

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His numbers may not be spectacular, but since all of the Giants infielders have been injured at one time or another in the last month, Fontenot may turn out to be the most valuable pickup.

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 Ford F-150 "Fontenot"

Sweeter than the Lariat, plusher than the King Ranch.

by FreshStart on Oct 1, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres got Padre'd

Feels pretty damn good.

Problem is? the drama is just starting. I’m investing in Skyy vodka and Jack Daniel’s shares before the postseason and I suggest y’all do the same

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by Giant Voodoo on Sep 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

See you in San Francisco

SAN DIEGO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wow wats up with padres fan being deppressed!?
WTF! EVERYONE I MEAN EVERYONE thought they were going to be last in the division like the d-backs with a horrible record rite now. they should be proud of their team and that they have a great future ahead.

also that the giants or the so called vagiants were the better team then them this year :)

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It's kinda of like dating a hot girl way beyond your league for 5 years

and then seeing her leaving you and marrying the cool rich guy down the street

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that its not dreppressing actually. at least you get a hot girl into your life
and hot girls usually get the douchbags and break the nerdy nice guys heart : /
like i say its PREDICTABLE NOT DEPRESSING.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right...

looking back it was pretty good but at the moment it sucks

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes! thats exactly how the padres feel.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s totally have the “nice guy” discussion again

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is easy to see why they'd be depressed

They led the division almost the entire year. They had a 6.5 game lead at the end of August.

I can definitely understand the depression.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if McCovey Chronicles existed in 1993

Had a double digit lead in July and lost it.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still hate

Fred McGriff…you know what….

This year is a payback for SD trading Fred McGriff to the ATL in 1993

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus Freakin One

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wavier Rules Suck

But we did prevent Cody Ross from going to Padres…..

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

its depressing if they were favorites, or they had a better offense.
i mean everyone expected the padres to choke to lose the division lead right? it was kinda predictable this team wasnt going to hold the lead.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was the Giants that had overachieved and then collapsed

I would absolutely be depressed.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would be depressed if it was the dodgers instead of the padres. now that’s a fucked up collapse.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz the Chargers are 1-2

SD is a bigger football town anyways.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we clinch tomorrow...

…so FOX sports can suck it.

by haemaker on Sep 30, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'll cancel the Giants-Padres game

so that more people will get Yankees-Red Sox.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they wouldn't dare!

would they?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t put it past them… but I don’t think you can rechange a start time, not this close to the actual event. Serve them right tho. Conspiracy theorists may want to keep a close eye on the umpires Friday night!

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am getting some Champaign tomorrow after work

I hope I get that bubbly high tomorrow night!!

I do feel a ROUTE coming on. Giants playing so tough, I feel a Burrell 3 run bomb first inning, and the flood gates open. But, let them play. Giants have games to play!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Champagne will probably taste better…..

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

but does it come with a side of Urbana?

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fighting Illini

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where we are, they have.

Eastern Washington state. That NY/Bos game is absolutely vital to the post-season races!

What do you expect when Bud Selig does business with Rupert Murdoch?

Sabean delenda est! Et Seligula!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire state of Washington gets Yankees and Red Sox.

http://the506.com/sports/?cat=19

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

“Mariners territory”. As if anyone east of the Cascades could pronounce the word “baseball”. But it’s not decided at the local level, but by the suits back in ESPN territory (illustrated below):

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Oct 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I COMPLAINED SO MUCH IN MEROPE’S THREAD. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I WAS GUARANTEED TO BE ABLE TO WATCH IT ON MLB.TV BUT NOW THEY BLACK IT OUT AND PUT ON YANKEES VS REDSOX. SO PISSED RIGHT NOW…SO PISSED!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

They won't

They’ve already changed the schedule.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will probably end up just being a San Francisco-San Diego only TV game.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

… or maybe just SF.

Can you imagine if the G’s clinch tomorrow and the Padres have to spend the rest of the weekend in SF? That would be true baseball torture.
/Latos tosses ball onto Flem’s car again

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be someone else’s car. Flemming would in Oregon.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take your Yank / Sox game and like it!

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:(

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can't

People showing up at the stadium would not be happy

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care...

people are getting greedy for style points…just win on Friday and be done with it…set up the rotation for Game 1

Also, I don’t want to see the Fox people declare Giants clinching…John Miller should do that

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

F*ing THIS^ I heart Jon Miller :o) it’s either our guys or mute…

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I don’t want Chris Rose and Kevin Millar to share any part of this. Fuck Fox Sports.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither will be here

Neither are doing any games. Buck/McCarver for “the only game that matters”. Dick Stockton and Eric Karros for Phils-Braves and I listed the SD-SF crew below.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, well that’s even worse.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to listen to radio to hear Miller (who won’t leave for ESPN because no Sunday Night Baseball), Kuiper and Krukow. Flemming will be in Eugene, OR.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know Flem’s missing because of the Stanfurd/Oregon game. Just another reason they should lock it up tomorrow night so he can be there for it.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even think about this angle. Imagine, years from now, when they replay the “2nd shot heard ’round the world” (Poseys GS in the bot 9th, down by 3), it’ll be the FOX guys, not Kuip screaming “he hits it high, he hits it deep… screw it, the Giants have taken the West!!!”

The winning hit (or final out) may go down in Giants lore, and I don’t want FOX to have anything to do with it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I forgot about Saturday.

by pwoper on Sep 30, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

So fucking this, wreck’d.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broadcasters for SD-SF

Josh Lewin and Mark Grace

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahah, hell the fuck YES!!

and I’m a Dodgers fan saying this. Better you guys than them, if that makes any sense.

by Dave in the City on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres season didn't turn out right

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. Thank God for the subject line.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must have wanted that to happen

Nobody’s that dumb.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously you have never been around horses

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how to interpret this.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t predict when a horse is going to shit.

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but you can avoid being so stupid as to think it’s a good idea to stick your head between it’s legs WHEN YOU CAN’T PREDICT WHEN A HORSE IS GOING TO SHIT.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. But horse people are wierder that cat people. Hence I don’t have horses anymore.

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you still have a cat ?
/has a cat

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by choice. The General orders are that a cat be present.

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first cat came with mrs. nvsfg. Got used to them.

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t like cats. If my future life-mate wants one, he’s going to have to choose between it and me.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ waits for whole story about why PC doesn’t like cats.

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

because dogs are better?

one of my old roommate had possibly the dumbest cat alive. he was very likeable.

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by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canine Bias !

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

biased towards GREATNESS

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by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think not..

Dogs=Jose Guillen

Cats=Andres Torres

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You went too far comparing dog to Jose Guillen. Dogs do not deserve that sort of treatment. Stop it.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

that was little much.

Dogs=Mat Latos ?

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT. BETTER.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know my cat jumped on me and knocked over my water...

I meant to post
 Dogs=Bengie Molina

Great team players. loyal but low WARP (wins over replacement pet)

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Dogs = Buster Posey, awesome in every way, great defenders, loyal, and will chase down any ball.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I just decided when I get my bulldog pup in 8 months I’m naming it Buster. Done and done.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice !!

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog is named Buster!

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my basset hounds could easily outrun Bengie

and I bet they have better throwing arms

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've owned both

I prefer dogs

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my cat follows me around like a dog. Still can’t get her to retrieve though. My other cat would retrieve, this one is a few french fries short of a happy meal.

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No real story. I’m allergic and I find them completely passive aggressive.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My nephew is allergic to cat hair.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have found them to be fairly independant and indifferent. I kind of like that.

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Although my new kitten just let out the nastiest cat fart, and has me reevaluating this whole cat ownership thing.

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by can of corn on Sep 30, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get rid of food that has lamb. Seriously. It’s imperative.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to check the labels on the cat’s food

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by can of corn on Sep 30, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guarantee it has lamb.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, no pinto bean cat food

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

cat farts

didn’t south park do an entire episode on this?

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesing

No. That was getting sprayed by the cat.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what he said.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure, but there was the cat pee episode that borrowed heavily for Heavy Metal.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

there was that one, and also the one on pussy farts.

they have em all covered.

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I want to be grossed out by this but it’s South Park!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, how could I forget the name of that episode? Based on Eat, Pray, Love

Eat, Pray, Queef.

Terrance and Phillip meet the Queef Sisters. First there is tension, but then later, romantic sparks fly!

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ours was like that when we brought her home from the shelter. They said it was because of the change in her diet. Musta been true, she don’t stink now.

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had him a month, and this was the first nose-hair singeing fart. It had the kids roaring with laughter, though. (I may have joined it – it was pretty amazing.)

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by can of corn on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And dammit, he just did it again.

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by can of corn on Sep 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, they’re not as independent as they like to pretend. They actually do need you, but spend most of their time looking vaguely annoyed by your presence. And then there’s this

This is why I love dogs. Dogs aren’t passive aggressive. They wag their tail, they’re happy. They growl, not so much. And they just love you.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, they’re not as independent as they like to pretend. They actually do need you, but spend most of their time looking vaguely annoyed by your presence.

:c that’s me

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m not allergic to you and I find you delightful so you’re welcome in my house any time. But the cats still have to stay outside.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww ♥

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Europe they make the carriage horses wear shit catchers.

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make them wear Bengie Molina?

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by rotorueter on Oct 1, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

HOLYRSE CRAP!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were going someplace else with that gif…

The actual ending was somewhat of a relief

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot, 2, 8, 3, 2, 1, ?

Since 87 we have been to the playoffs five times. Might be six very soon. 6 times in 24 years isn’t bad at all.

Back on the market.

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I love the breakdown in %. It looks oh so delicious. http://espn.go.com/mlb/huntforoctober

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by killblue on Sep 30, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually surprised it’s that high. I wouldn’t put our chances of losing 4 straight games at 4%, tbh.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wish

I’m going to all 3 games, so if I may request a favor, Giants, sirs?

Friday: Clinch division, orange people hugging total strangers, champagne, etc. Buster Posey sings Happy Birthday to Matt Cain on the stadium loudspeakers

Saturday: Knock Padres out of wild-card contention, sing nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-hey-hey, good-bye, more smiling orange people with “I still can’t believe it” look on their faces

Sunday: Party all day long because it’s all gravy, hang at least 5 or 6 on Latos, knock him out in 3rd inning, sing nah-nah song again, sweep Padres, everyone tells their new friends in the adjacent seats, “see you Thursday!!”

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m on board.

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by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I envy you, sir (or madam).

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Giants still undefeated for Orange Friday's?

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

That’s right

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and diamondbacks

but we got our revenge

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by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and Brewers. We played like shit on the last Orange Friday, and are riding a 3 game OF losing streak.

F that. Win tomorrow

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t think any further than winning the first inning tomorrow night.
/bip’d

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man....

 WE HAVE TO WAIT 24 FREAKING HOURS FOR BASEBALL???
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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave myself a stomach ache at work today

I was so anxious about today’s game. I don’t see it getting any easier.

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by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately when I’m at work I’m too damn crazy busy to think about anything else. Unfortunately I’ll be done with work tomorrow by about 2pm

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have given the kids extra homework that you could correct during the game.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if I give the kids homework, it doesn’t take long to put a smiley face sticker on a 4 year-olds scribble scrabble.

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can

and did, do that today.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 30, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This plan

Is a good plan

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about to go read the entirety of the other thread because obviously, but oh man. Oh man.

Also my class started at 4 today, not 3, so I could have stuck around and listened to the whole game. Oh well! It looks like Sergio and Ramirez were both nails.

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

As Jon said on the post-game wrap

As awesome as the starting pitching has been in Sept, the bullpen has been even better!

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen has been unbelievable

I just hope that Lopez and Ramirez wait until the offseason to remember they are just decent journeyman relievers.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sending my brother texts, even though he was in class…. he was following along on his phone. It was an amazing game, I watched at the fence because I had to start work at 3pm. It was awesome awesome awesome.

by zuma420 on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ram Ram was truly impressive in the 9th today – for the Save!

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by drdata24 on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see my Les Mis song?

 DO YOU HEAR THE GIANTS SING

Singing a song of pumped up dudes?

It is the music of a ballclub

Who will make the Padres lose!

When the beating of your heart

Matches the crack of ball and bat

THERE IS AN ASSKICKING ABOUT TO START

WHEN THE PADS MEET MATT.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES I DID

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Fontenot!

And little people know
When little people fight
We may look easy pickings
But we got some bite!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much smurfier than Eckstein.

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I don’t know if anyone said it already or not, but even though we swept the Diamondbacks, I have to say that it definitely felt like they showed up to play this week. They didn’t just roll over for us.

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They definitely did not

Look at their reactions yesterday and today…played it out…only the Bums decided to leave early

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was a pretty classy protest. definitely gave a fuck.

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made me like Chris Young. He was completely fired up, but still restrained. No F-bombs, which I would have liberally sprinkled all over the umpire’s unconscious body.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same thought process.

Kevin Towers said that he’d like the Diamondbacks to be next year’s Padres. I agree: they should have a great year that ends with them stumbling to a second-place finish behind the Giants.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-backs will much tougher next year

making good FO moves…. not sure about Gibson, but I give him some credit, too. They need a good bullpen, and then…..

by Bar None on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kenny Williams

Gotta have Javier Vasquez

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Kenny Williams’ son is 49er Kyle Williams.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed it too...

I have to give Az a lot of credit for playing hard despite them being eliminated.

by Dave in the City on Sep 30, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did us a favor

By sweeping Colorado a couple weeks back.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait til you hear my two Giants buddies tonight...

I’m going to be hearing fm my two Giant fan friends at 8 tonight… they’re close to celebrating and gloating, but then again nothing is clinched yet so obviously its cautious optimism… http://www.blogtalkradio.com/daveinthecity/2010/10/01/san-francisco-giants-on-the-cusp-09-30-10

by Dave in the City on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Pablo's HR

finally just saw it-that was annihilated! makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, I hope he makes that a habit this weekend!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the most encouraging thing I've seen him do since April

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously! I do wish he’d get back to full YEAH strength, I know it’s been a tough year for him (on/off field) but I’m so thrilled that the rest of the guys rallied around him. someone posted earlier that Pablo said something to the effect of “we don’t have a superstar, we have a team”, makes me love him that much more :o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love seeing the Panda hit HRs from the left side, he usually has a high bat kick on the follow-through. Didn’t see that bat kick today, though.

But he smoked the shit out of that ball

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

we’ve basically clinched home field advantage over the reds so we’ll be playing the braves in the first round

we’d have to get swept and the reds would have to sweep for them to have a better record.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 30, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously we still have to win one more game. just making the point that if/when we do we’ll be playing the braves instead of the phils.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the thing to do right now.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

daily ritual anti-jinx:

THE GIANTS SUCK. THEY WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER GAME, MUCH LESS EVER EVEN GET ANOTHER HIT. THEY ARE DONE. EVERYONE SUCKS, AND THE SEASON IS FINISHED. ITS ALL OVER

disclaimer: THE GIANTS SUCK

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That poster must be too young to remember the torture of years gone by.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t near as big of a fan in 2002 as i am now, so while i do remember it, i’m sure the memory is not nearly as bad as what some of you have. that said, it’s not like people haven’t thought about possible playoff scenarios and i don’t think there’s anything wrong with discussing what the playoff picture is most likely going to look like. the braves with homefield advantage is a much better deal than the phils without it, especially with the braves current problems in the rotation.

/fully expects much hate if something goes terribly wrong.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the complaint is about discussing scenarios, but rather the definitive phrasing you used.

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see that, but what’s wrong with a little confidence? i could have phrased it differently, but it’s not like i don’t know that we still have to win one more.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always been a rather sick fan..

In 2002 I cut an SF logo into my lawn. It was obviously bad luck, so that won’t be happening.( should the Giants advance, don’t want to jinx it)

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you cut an SF logo into the lawn, perhaps you should cut the opposing teams’ logo into your lawn this time, that is, if you don’t mind cleaning TP and eggs off the side of your house

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some things are certain.

There is now no ship to bear me hence.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit! Were you raised by yahoos without a single iota of wit spread throughout the family?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN just talked about the NL West for a full 10 minutes

it must be a record. They were doing so well until they said CC was gonna win the AL Cy Young

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

There are baseball teams on the western side of the United States.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a myth

ESPN told me so.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re like Lewis & Clark, still trying to figure out the west

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and just like Lewis and Clark, they discovered something that people knew about for hundreds of years before

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA! And all the players ride unicorns to the ballpark?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if the Phillies get bounced early

ESPN Baseball Tonight may have guys crying on the air.! :LOL

by Dave in the City on Sep 30, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if...

Texas and a West Coast team make the series, ESPN would stop acknowledging that baseball exists.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be like the 2002 WS….cancelled! ;o)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh….

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the 2005 and 2006 World Series?

Yeah, me neither.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Rowand have a ring from the 2005 White Sox?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

So does Uribe

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has one from 2008, Renteria has two from ’97 and ’06 … seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for the reference

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2006, Renteria was on the Braves.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you all hate ESPN so much then stop fucking watching it!

You have fucking alternatives!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, JERK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Off

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D!!!! someones mad... uh oh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

make you’re mother sigh

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't fucking watch it

But that doesn’t mean I have to stop making fun of it.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed buddy.

It’s fun to say LOL ESPN once in a while, but I can’t believe people still watch Sportscenter in the age of internet and MLB Network.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBN has been getting worse too unfortunately. Because Bronson Arroyo is better than Matt Cain.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know...

But I can at least put it on mute and have them go through the highlights and statistic tables quickly. I’m always paranoid that I’m gonna get Favre-ambushed when I watch ESPN.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

Buster Olney picked King Felix.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just find it hilarious that people keep saying Heyward should win because he’s been around longer than Posey. In a shorter span of time Buster has only 1 homer and 5 RBI’s less than him AND has a better batting AV, SLUG % and OPS than him. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT ARGUMENT MAKE ANY SENSE?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it hilarious you just used RBI as a stat in an argument

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the people you're arguing with are going to use it

you might as well use it against them

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That only weakens your argument

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you’re a baseball writer in the current shitscape, where wins mean more than ERA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I see it as speaking their language. Though obviously having a higher OPS+ over a longer period of time is really impressive. I laugh every time I see Castilla at the top of the fangraphs list for giants batting average, since it’s 1.000

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used it because unfortunately it matters in this instance.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it hilarious that you cherrypicked that one stat out of 5 or 6. If anything a counting stat like RBI is more impressive considering the gap in PT.

And RBIs are relevant to the discussion due to the people voting on ROY. Nor are they completely irrelevant anyway.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

if youre going to use RBI’s in the discussion because the voters will use it, remember that Posey hits cleanup, while Heyward hits second, so it’s a moot point. However, Heyward may have a ton more runs scored than Posey, since he hits before the middle of the order. I’d say they cancel each other out because of where each hits in the lineup

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re logic’s no good here now, see?

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And teh argument is that it is easier to have a higher AVE, SLG and OPS over a shorter period of time and the fact that Heyward has a better OPS+ in nearly 200 more PA is very telling.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re forgetting Buster also has the longest hitting streak in the NL.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen Posey has a great chance. But so does Heyward

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey plays a much harder position, handling the best staff in the league and has the offense thats almost on par with Heyward. I may be biased but i dont see how posey loses

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey plays a premium position, while calling games for the numbers-proved best staff in all MLB.

I’d like to think voters take that into consideration, but I’m not a writer so I couldn’t tell ya what that means to them. I have noticed that writers this year (and a little last year) have started noticing all the “new” stats, OPS, OPS+, WAR, UZR, sabermetrics, etc

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like a picnicker notices red ants.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Oct 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to how voting usually goes, it’s all about the money stats like RBI’s and wins when it comes to awards. The fact that there’s been so much talk about Heyward being around for longer shows who the media WANTS to win rather than who deserves it IMO.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t help but get a kick out of the irony though. ROY should go to the guy who’s been around longer…

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward deserves to win evrybit as much as Posey.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard Kirkjian on Damon Bruce the other day and he backed King Felix, but he thought that the majority of writers will vote for CC or Price if Felix doesn’t get another win in his final start this weekend. Predicted that if he got a L, to bring his record to .500, he won’t win. Just because of how many wins purists are still around.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dont understand how the wins matter in this vote. He plays on the freaking mariners who cant score a run to save their lives. its not his fault. his ERA is almost a full point lower than CC

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olney says he thinks there are growing number of voters who will use Sabr to vote.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t take fucking sabermetrics to figure out Felix is better than CC. If they watched these games it would be pretty fucking obvious who was the better pitcher.

by snafu on Sep 30, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of voters who don’t see King Felix because he plays when those folks are asleep.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was saying that Felix's latest 1-0 loss

might actually gain him some votes? since it so epitomizes the BS that is the W-L record when it comes to him.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

err...King Felix

/we’re all King Feliz

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL HAIL PEDRO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neftali?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he’s been dominant, but I’m surprised they let him throw so many innings this year for such an awful team.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

200 IP in 2008, 238 last year, 249 this year and only 24 years old. I always forget that he’s been pitching for five years.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

One interesting stat on the wins front: I read somewhere that 10 of CC’s 21 wins have come against Baltimore, KC, and Seattle.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZ FTW!!!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORED /tim marchmain

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Padres-Cubs highlights

Marmol is a stud.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome name

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does he drink when thirsty?

MARMOLADE?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Oct 1, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Little Mikey put a hex on the Padres.

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoLights out at Sox/Sox game

omg, I would be terrified if the lights went out at AT&T, we’d just be out there with the sharks and an infinite abyss…creepy!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WUSS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely! but

scarier than sharks? stuck in the dark with Padres fans! ewwwww!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol me

wtf am I thinking, Padres fans won’t bother making the drive

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me? they don’t even bother driving 20min to their own park

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

if that happens, remember to keep moving. its much harder to molest a moving target

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It gets easier with practice.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite comment from Gaslamp Ball
Giants only won because they are lucky

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. – Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Now they know how we felt about them through the first five months of the season.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Regression is a bitch.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mean loves you baby.

"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent-a-player helped the team ERA

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Rentaria then?

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LUCKY?
SERIOUSLY
DO GASLAMP BALLS MEMBERS HAVE BRAINS?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go! Good day today!

Just one more win in the regular season!

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Make sure you call the wicked witch of the west Elfaba.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Lasordid

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

better yet i hope our rentals kick latos’s ass

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still curious as to whether or not Latos thinks that Posey and Bumgarner count. Because I think they were probably two of the three most significant changes we made (the other one being Burrell).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Bum and Posey are rent-a-players.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wondering this myself.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 30, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s going to happen when Latos is pitching for the Yankees and they keep adding players every offseason and July?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some hopes...

I hope we clinch tomorrow with a CG SHO by Cain.

Then I hope SD wins the next 2, and Atlanta gets swept. Thus causing a 1 game playoff for the WC, the winner would have their pitching destroyed for the playoffs. So if Atlanta won the WC, we’d get to face them without their rotation really set, and probably with a tired bullpen. If SD won, then we would get to take on Dusty. Sounds like a win-win to me.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like the way you think because:

A – I think the Pads actually have a chance of beating the Phils…more so than the Reds.
B – I’d rather face the Reds in the first round because we will whup ’em.
C – Atlanta scares me.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta scares me too even though they’re wounded. I think the Reds could put up a fight against Philly. They have an offense that matches up to Philly’s pretty good, and their bullpen is probably better then the Phils too.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. I don’t think the Phillies are unbeatable at all. I think that assuming we win one more game, we are the favorites in any series because our pitching is just that good. It will also be nice being the team that everyone else roots for. Everyone else: ppl who don’t have a team in the playoffs.

It’s really weird being in this position.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re gonna pick up alot of bandwagoners, that’s for sure. remember who was here first!

people love seeing HRs in the reg season, but people LOVE seeing dazzling pitching in the playoffs

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain deserves it for all of the years a lifetime lack of run support.

Happy Birthday Matt. Can’t think of a better present.

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma rec this right here.

Well thought-out.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could say one more win

Detroit said that last year. Up 3 with 4 to play. They ended up playing a one game playoff at Minnesota.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly. Shit happens. SO DAMNED NERVOUS.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really dont want the giants to be THAT team that was up by 3 then ends up losing. that would suck

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I’m still nervous. Especially if Cain doesn’t win tomorrow.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but

MATT CAIN.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Giants offense hasn’t just pooped the bed in almost every Matt Cain start since he came up.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it seems unlikely that Huff won’t show need to get bailed out by Brian Sabean the night before.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

While anything can happen, Detroit was fully out of gas last year and completely shitting the bed all September, while the Twins were going on their usual 2nd half tear.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I’d totally forgotten about that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

I do think it makes a bit of a difference that while Detroit was the team that needed to win just one game, they sort of backed into that series, while the Twins went storming into it. The Giants are coming off a sweep and the Padres are coming off losing 3 of 4 to a sub-.500 team at home.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. We have the momentum, a la the Twins, and the Pads are sinking like Detroit. So it isn’t a parallel situation.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Momentum

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK how about phrased this way

The Padres just lost 3 of 4 to a team sweeping the cellar while playing at home, and are 3-4 in their last 7. The Giants are 6-1 in their last 7.

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by Chulk on Sep 30, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in momentum

The Giants are just a better team.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one is he, anyway? I can’t really tell them apart except Latos is the douche.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard has a douchey face too.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better team of mercenaries.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

One game. Win one more game in the regular season. Please. Just one.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010

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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? Where’d the rest of my post go?

Anyhow, I encourage everyone to reject that sort of whiny, fearful crapola. Stick your chests out; we’re good. We’re going to win the division and be the team nobody wants to face in the playoffs. It’s our year.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you use quotes?

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to be conflating “whining” with “pleading.”

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing, pretty much. Nobody who can do anything about it is listening, thus futile.

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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that. I was waiting for a response.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One game Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

For those out of the Bay Area (and SD)

Friday night will be on MLB Network following Phillies-Braves.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

which means you’ll miss the first 5 innings, b/c the yanks/sox…. wait a minute… you mean the yanks/sox aren’t on MLBNetwork first thing? holy smokes

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! Thanks!

Here’s to hoping the Giants can lock it down tonight so I don’t have to go through the trouble of that IP masking deal in order to watch the game tomorrow.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about a team that quit

The Dodgers beat them up.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice of them to quit on the year

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep sucking that acne, Tulo.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still cant get over that. its so gross

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like “hate cuisine” amirite ?

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by nvsfg on Sep 30, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no couture as in Logan Couture the guy on the sharks

by hautecouture on Sep 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUST

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
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by mymclife on Sep 30, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yick

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by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yiff

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by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna like, that’s pretty B.A.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they WERE done

so Tulo stuck a fork bat in it!

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DINGER

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by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna go get a drink, or jump off a cliff

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

or play golf—miniature golf.

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by bgunn on Oct 1, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was actually kind of awesome

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 1, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is pretty sweet.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 1, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the tabs I have open on my browser right now is the MLB.com standings page. Kinda nice to just kinda buzz by there every 2 or 3 minutes and look at NL West…

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s fun to click on the RS and RA fields at the top.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. can’t count how many times I’ve pulled that up today.

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird promotion...

For the third time this season, Giants pitchers struck out at least 13 batters in a home game Wednesday night, which entitled everyone in AT&T Park to a free package of Johnsonville sausages from Safeway.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pender/detail?entry_id=73568&tsp=1

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Sausage

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you have a ticket stub for that game, you are apparently entitled to some free wienies!

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a ticket stub for that game.

I’m hungry now.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read the first comment at 5:31 PM

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have to? In an effort to maintain what’s left of my sanity I stopped reading SFGate comments!

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a comment that could have come from here.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes it is.

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only three times? It seems like there’s been more games that that.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s home games only.

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on wednesday only, or so the OP alluded to. or maybe he was just referencing what day that happened…

i gotta go claim my wieners!!

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Feh

You have to install an app on your computer to print the coupon. Bite me, Safeway.

Not to mention they didn’t even respond to my text the first time.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in taking things one game at a time

but would you all be mad if I observed that a WS victory over the Yankees would be scary historic?

by coolandtough on Sep 30, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If they make the WS against the Yankees, I am going to do my absolute best to try and get to New York from Providence. Holy shit that would be awesome.

But back to reality, let’s destroy some Padres tomorrow.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

…like they’d really let a Giants fan into Yankee Stadium for the WS. yeah, right.

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody with $10,000 will be allowed in.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

COMMUNITY TIME!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Men in Black is on TBS

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Bang Theory on CBS!

a dog-a-pus can play fetch with 8 balls, no one can beat that! LOLZ

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rewatching the game since I had to leave for class in the 4th.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tosh.0 on Comedy Central

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I’m lookin at Jon Stewarts mug right now….east coast bias w/Directv???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I very much enjoyed that episode

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taping, will watch later

I was listening to the game today and I heard an ad by Channel 5 (which is CBS for you foreigners) promoting their “Thursday night comedy block” (which I want to fail so much*). The only reason they could come up with to watch Shit My Dad Says was, “William Shatner’s in it!”

  • I would be fine with The Big Bang Theory being up against Outsourced, however.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West

Giants – 108-54
Padres – 102-60
Rockies – 90-72
Dodgers – 77-85
Diamondbacks – 72-90

See, all you have to do is take their winning percentage from the Cactus League and extrapolate it over a full season. I don’t see any problem with this methodology.

So, I guess the Cactus League was right?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is Nostradamus?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Cactus League standings are infallible.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of the Knights Templar?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALIENZ!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the standings hold up the way they are now, they’re almost the exact opposite of how the analysits predicted. Only difference is that they had the Pads dead last, us in 4th.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe the anaylsts didn't predict the Giants to do better

Since they did so well last year.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean they should have picked them, I meant these things are damned hard to predict. Who didn’t think the Pads were going to lose 90 games (other than maybe the Pads themselves)

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if we knew that Huff and Torres were two of the better hitters in the NL…

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that the Giants would finally dump Bengie.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good comment

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

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by operation carrot on Sep 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT
I don’t get why the Reds are the popular sleeper pick, either, as they were just as terrible offensively as the Giants last year, but they didn’t sign stars like Aubrey Huff or Mark DeRosa.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching heath bell get give up that RBI padre was the best moment of the season by far

That seriously was so fucking epic I had to tivo it so I could watch it a few more times later and laugh menacingly.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 30, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i was wondering what tejada was doing on that ball. he didn’t even move until it was almost past him

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Tosh.0

It’s amazing what he gets away with on that show.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

is the ep you’re watching new? I’ve seen him live a couple times, I highly recommend! :oD

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it's old

And yeah, his live shows are great.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

new eps start in Jan.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, Krukow's prediction could come true

And I’ll have to take back all of my cringes from when I first heard it.

But now I’m going to bed. Only 23 hours til the next game!

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What was his prediction?

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win the NL West by 4 games

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 30, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe Ric Flair is still wrestling

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t he over 60? And what company does he work for now? I haven’t watched wrestling in years.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's like mid-60's

And he’s making a fool out of himself on TNA. I don’t watch wrestling all the time, but I stumbled upon TNA on Spike and saw Flair wrestling. It was pathetic.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNA has really good wrestlers

and terrible, terrible, writers.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, on our way out to King Street today we waited at the players’ gate for the crowds to thin and Timmy rolled up in a white Range Rover or something and I screamed like a titty baby. Then everyone around started doing the we’re-not-worthy. Good day for my dad to have his first ball game since 2005.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Sounded like fun.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, guess he finally ditched the Benz.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, doesn’t he do a radio commercial for some other car company?

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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honda. Yeah, I know he doesn’t drive a Honda.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy would look boss in a souped-up Honda Civic.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he once say in an interview he wanted to buy an old VW Van ans sup it up? I really hope he does this at some point.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy & Bus!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I think about it, that must be where they got the idea.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win or lose tomorrow

We all know the game will be very close. There will be no 6-0 or 11-2. It will be 1-0, 2-1, 3-2.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Full of torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

It’s Torture Friday.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve lost our last 3 Orange Fridays, so tomorrow we shall break the losing streak!

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio says his beard is the “ugly one”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw that too. Much as I love Sergio, I have to agree. Brian’s is oddly majestic. And I’m not a beard fan, generally.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's ugly

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he’s intentionally just letting it do whatever the hell it wants and he’s not doing anything to corral it or whatever. I love that guy. He seems like such a sweetheart.

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

We’re Romosexuals

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Romo is just so likeable.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He honestly might be my favorite player, and not because of anything he does on the field (though that’s awesome too).

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by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete fail by Texas A&M

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a sloppy, entertaining game in Stillwater

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK St. -3 for $330!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 30, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you were sweating

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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked great, then shitty, then a push. Better than losing!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 30, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so awesome. Go fuck yourself San Diego!

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN BABY, DO IT FOR 26!

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by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Aldo is a beast

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
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by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez since joining SF

ERA: 0.70
FIP: 3.87
xFIP: 5.38

SSS but still, he has been remarkably lucky. I much prefer Casilla to him, but it’s clear Bochy doesn’t

by tjb1187 on Sep 30, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I pray they let Ramirez go after this season, but fear they will not.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have all the fancy stats

but he’s had three good years in a row on the classic stats. And he will only be 30 next year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still been pretty good in past years, I don’t think his xFIP in a SSS is a reason to let him go. Especially since MR aren’t very good anyways.

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by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good in 2008, and has not been prepossessing since. Middle relievers like him are fungible. I’d drop him.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have any trade value? All he cost was Dan Turpen.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk

maybe to a GM who only considers ERA and strand rate for relievers

by tjb1187 on Sep 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those GM's only gave up Dan Turpen for him

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Ramirez’s suck.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

My impression was that you shouldn’t use FIP or xFIP with relievers, especially in this case, because the sample size is too small.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourteen More Wins.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fourteen makes it so there is no evil genie scenario.

Ah ah ah, the Giants got 12 wins…

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

1 + 11

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want to sweep the Padres for what that early season stretch.

Also because I am vengeful and vindictive when it comes to baseball.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was weird, it cut off the rest of that.

-But they lost in Game 7!
-12 wins is all you asked for…

Yes. I factor in evil, literal genies when making pleas to the baseball gods.

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You are wise and correct.

It is folly not to. This is best practices.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm... better further specify...

Fourteen more wins (for the San Francisco Giants, in the 2010 baseball season and postseason).

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear Elves

Fucking Eckestein

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

@swagger

Fear not. The Giants have a better elf.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope we clinch tomorrow, so I can watch the last two games and not freak out if we lose a game, or give up a few runs, and just enjoy it for what it is- baseball. If they take this to the end to clinch, it’s gonna be a long weekend.

I just want Sat and Sun to be able to sit back, relax, and enjoy it, not be on the edge of my seat pulling my hair out. Cause there will be plenty of that in the playoffs.

Ya feel me, McCoven?

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The calm before the storm. A moment to appreciate the regular season.

I feel ya like you’re the Padre fan when he stops to tie his shoe at Pac Belle this weekend, G4L83.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wont be stopping to tie my shoes. ive heard things

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanna relax on Sunday at Hardly Strictly with the game in one ear and the Avett Brothers in the other.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is Sunday's line up

CF Ford
2B Font
RF Juggernate
LF Ross
1B Ishi
3B Rohlinger
SS Burriss
C Whiteside
P Dirty

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

>>

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow this will be the B lineup that scores 16 runs off Latos, as he runs off the mound crying, literally crying, ‘you bought too many good players’ waaaaaaaaaa

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Darren Ford pic?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, guys. If there was ever a time to wear your jocks off the field, this was it.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it cold in the locker room?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found a new favorite bar in the SOMA just in time to watch the big SD series and hopefully playoffs. Plus the bartenders are nice and gave me tons of free drinks.

I can’t believe we’re this close to the playoffs. It feels like it has been decades since we were last there.

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

free drinks

details!!!

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bartender gave me and my buddy the bill halfway through the night and just covered the rest of the drinks we ordered. At one point she just placed a glass of Jameson right in front of me.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without me asking for it, that is

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stef’s? Chieftain? Thirsty Bear? TALK, MAN!

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by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brickhouse, closer to the ballpark

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Oct 1, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is Buster Posey even real?

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_16222410?source=rss

A Hard-Hitting Investigative Report

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

I love him.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My goodness.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have hit the jackpot.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no kryptonite.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been lied to!
Gerald Dempsey Posey III

And Posey is having amother great game.
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by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

that’s a real name. I thought it was Demp

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ ♥ ♥

omnomnom

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Every pitch we throw, it’s like he’s reading our minds,” Jonathan Sanchez said.

He does it all!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft...

He must have lobotomized Bengie Molina and stole his powers.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And while he was at it he must've stolen Molina's speed and gave it to Guillen

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by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I love him.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worry he’s been assigned to the wrong team and that soon the baseball gods will notice and take him away.

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by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know I could love him more. We are so lucky.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubles power. More of a gap-hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Oct 1, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, btw

The Giants’ pitching staff has a majors-best 1,306 strikeouts and established a San Francisco single-season franchise record, topping last year’s total of 1,302.

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

8.2 K per game

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

And Posey is having amother great game.
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by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the single-season record?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they will need some extra inning games this weekend to get it

I’d rather they not try.

It’s 1404 by the 2003 Cubs.

Then all their arms fell off.

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, let’s not win that one. Wow, 2003 Cubs. Not the team I would have guessed.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kerry Wood 266 in 211 IP
Mark Prior (may his career RIP) 245 in 211.1

Whoa, I forgot that Shawn Estes was on that team.

The Giants would have easily eclipsed the AL record, 1266 by the 2001 Yanks

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, another fun fact

Giants hold the record for fewest Ks thrown in a season. 1921, a mere 357 Ks.

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Champs

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t remind me of 1993 and 1962, please.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants would have easily eclipsed the AL record, 1266 by the 2001 Yanks

Not if their pitchers had to face DH’s every game.

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- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 1, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. The Pirates road record this year is 16-62.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Other crazy stats

Since September 3, Mark Reynolds is batting .053

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give him a pass. Arizona’s getting advice from the same doctors who would put DeRosa on a postseason roster.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Dbacks are really committed to giving him away this offseason

He’ be a nice fit at third or first.

Did you know that he’s on his way to setting the ALL TIME MLB RECORD for ‘Lowest Batting Average with 30+ home runs’?

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe that DiPoto was about to trade him

for Kouzmanoff + Mazzaro

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's would seem like a good fit for him

An organization that would appreciate his skills and desperately needs power…

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Kouzmanoff is terrible

and Mazzaro is overrated

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona also traded away Dan Haren for Joe Saunders and some rather unimpressive prospects.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was mostly a salary dump though. I could be wrong

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was, though they reportedly had better offers

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Oct 1, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

fortunately

Rob Deer’s record for lowest BA with 25 HR is safe.

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought McGwire set that one in his pathetic final season. Or was that lowest-with-20?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit 29.

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by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Reynolds will have higher strikeout total than batting average.

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by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like that Pablo might not hit his weight

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

To hit his weight, he would have to be like Carlos Gonzalez. OK, he’s not 338 lbs.

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by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

even if he was 330 pounds, he still woulda hit his weight last year :(

there’s no one that I want to see come back with a vengeance more than Pablo

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is barely hitting above his weight. (.167 vs. 162 lbs).

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by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAAAAAAAAMN

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one of those wins was at AT&T!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize all of the words in this sentence, but I can’t make any sense out of it.

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GOING TO THE GAME TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

by ACgiant97 on Sep 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LUCKY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She means, please be lucky so that they win

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, too.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the first episode of the 10th inning on PBS

You think Jon Miller could of plucked his nosehairs for the interview?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck no

He’s Jon Miller, he does what he wants.

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon

He made an “Awps” reference and “VORP”

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, SABR convention!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just be glad he puts on pants for these interviews

Then again, they only shoot these things from the waist up…

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

Fuck you Phil Cuzzi. But we’re still in this thing, since there’s magic inside.

by speckops on Sep 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Shift A, or the fuck you Phil Cuzzi? If the latter, I would just like the torture to be over so that we can get higher quality torture.

by speckops on Sep 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood the shift A

And Posey is having amother great game.
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by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

it marks all comments as read

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get that

is that it? no latent, deep philosophical meaning?

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, there is latent, deep philosophical meaning

I ain’t readin all this shit you guys have written before I got here. What’s new?

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posting that means you haven’t read what came before.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love shift-A

Every team gets some good and some bad calls – it evens out

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, regardless, the Giants completely control their destiny. gulp

by speckops on Sep 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst ...

 … so do the Pads.
/exciting times

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Oct 1, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

So does posting 2002 WS pictures.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I only post those to kill another meme which must die

If no one ever said anything about the 2002 series being canceled, I would never post pictures of the series.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WASN'T CANCELED

AND NO ONE THINKS IT WAS CANCELED.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WASN’T CANCELED

Pics or it didn’t not happen! (Just kidding.)

by speckops on Sep 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's because the Gov't covered it up man

Turns out the “Rally Monkey” was really the “Outbreak Monkey”. Governemnt quarantined the whole place, damn near nuked it.

The last two games were shot on a sound stage…..wake up sheeple

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the moon landing in the ’60s?

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s obviously working. Pictures are so much more annoying than text. It’s so awesome when I have to click like 10 subject lines every time that shit starts.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I explained this all last night.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffff

I never post subject lines

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dillweed.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

rage against the machine

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audioslave

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres have probably played themselves out of the postseason...

…but I can’t help but look at the NL East and NL West standings and say, y’know?

If the Padres pull a sweep out of their collective asses and the Phillies sweep the Braves, all three teams will finish the regular season with 91 wins. However, Atlanta will get rewarded for finishing 8 games out of first place with the wild card, while the loser of the one-game playoff will get punished for being good enough to FORCE that playoff by getting sent home.

That’s all kinds of messed up.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't they fix this?

I don’t think it works that way anymore, but I could be wrong.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Because the one-game playoff counts as a regular season game, so the loser would have one more loss than the Braves.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the loser would still play the Braves.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

they did change the rules. I think that early on in the wild card era, they did not have this thought out.

Scenario #5: If three Clubs in a League are tied with identical winning percentages at the end of the championship season and two of those tied Clubs are from the same Division and are also tied for first place in that Division and the third tied Club has the highest winning percentage among the second-place Clubs in the remaining two Divisions, the Division Champion shall first be determined by a one-game playoff on Monday, September 29. Any playoff games played to determine a Division champion shall not count in determining which Clubs are deemed tied for a Wild Card designation. Clubs that were originally tied with a Club or Clubs for a Wild Card designation shall still be considered tied.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then.

I defer.

Glad I’m wrong, because that would have been seriously fucked up for whichever team lost out on the division.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

with just a few games left in regular seaso i present to you this joke

why was the caleder always on the run…. because his days were numbered

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

you have to give the audience a chance to answer

and give some dramatic effects

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d be a great movie directer with that story-telling

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do Zombie vegans eat?

…GRAINZ!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Brisbee,

Please use your powers to publicize the fact that, aside from the Bochy vs. Mattingly game, all the Giants games chosen by MLB Media for their Games of the Year downloads on iTunes, are losses.

The latest one was 9/25’s loss to the Rockies.

Thank you,
SJ

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

can this be your official notice to the MLB Media

Dear MLB Media,

Shit that’s fuck

/s/ Grant — MCC Overlord

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Media's reaction

 “holy shit we pissed off Grant! He’s gonna ban us all!”

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they never believed in us!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pumped to go to the game tomorrow.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's going tomorrow and actually got their tickets when they were cheap?

"The No. 1 thing (fans need to know): we’re going to do our damnedest to bring the Warriors to respectability on the basketball court." - Joe Lacob

by thecity23 on Sep 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Season ticket holders lucked out with the dynamic pricing for this series. The prices for all three games are below average price.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My View Reserved tickets are priced at $13 each (with $5 food credit) for each game this weekend.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea now they're going for atleast 60 on craigslist

"The No. 1 thing (fans need to know): we’re going to do our damnedest to bring the Warriors to respectability on the basketball court." - Joe Lacob

by thecity23 on Sep 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

I missed that one…..can’t believe I over-payed!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"The No. 1 thing (fans need to know): we’re going to do our damnedest to bring the Warriors to respectability on the basketball court." - Joe Lacob

by thecity23 on Oct 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend bought a bunch like 3 weeks back for reasonable prices. I think it was $50 or so for lower box.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just the right amount of perfect

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he's pretty good

Thank you tim beckham for being so toolsy and fast that the rays just couldn’t resist you.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god oh god oh god

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans will have reason to rejoice.

Good night; my carriage is turning into a pumpkin. Before I turn in, I want to tell you that when I was in Austria, I lit candles in several cathedrals for the Giants. Lets hope you clinch tomorrow, because the game will be aired all over the country on MLB tv. The Eckstein hex has been removed, and the Cajun version of him will hex the Padres.
                                                                                                                   Servus

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Rec This Thing God Dammit

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/30/1723957/a-call-to-arms

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

One last thing.......

The Cubs have on their roster a player who calls his private part “Pinkie”, a player who still wets his bed, and a player who is called “Saddlebag Ass” by his team-mates, and they beat the Padres 2 out of 3 in the series, plus they are the Cubs!!!!! The Giants are more emotionally stable, so they should be able to win at least one, and that’s all it takes.

by Edelweiss on Sep 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i would have to discredit your entire post because the Cubs took 3 of 4, not 2 of 3. Carry on.

by giant4life83 on Oct 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL padres
“We’re not done,” said Padres manager Bud Black, who was semi-delirious after watching his hitters.

Gonzalez’s remedy for the floundering batsmen?

“Go out there and swing hard, and you might run into something,” he said.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

just like Rowand did

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Cain is going to put these chumps to bed tomorrow.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think

they’re about to run into a brick wall

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Oct 1, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, do this! This is the way!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow will be the biggest start of Matt Cain's career

Given all he’s been through on this team with the run support, etc. there is no one else I’d rather see on the mound and get the win that clinches.

PLEASE SCORE RUNS FOR MATT!!!

by Bochean on Sep 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt has truly earned this star, and earned the chance to write himself into Giants lore forever.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this sums up the Padres nicely.
To be honest, I was preparing for more hostile treatment from Cubs fans towards a Padre fan wearing a 1984 hat, but nobody said anything to me the entire night. Not even other Padres fans. I finally had to force a Padres fan wearing a Gwynn jersey to give me a high five after the game.

-from the GLB fanpost about the Padres fan and his field trip to Wrigley.

To be honest, Padres fan, no one cares about the 1984 NLCS. Not Cubs fans. Not Padres fans. No one. Sorry.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, 1984! That year we got rolled in the World Series! Hell yeah!

I guess it beats 1998.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. I didn’t really want to go there. Fans that live in Hey-We-Beat-The-Cubs-In-A-1980s-NLCS-Only-To-Lose-The-World-Series houses shouldn’t throw stones.

So I just left it at “No one cares.”

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The excitement will haunt me tomorrow

These 7 years have been tough but I’m glad they sucked enough from 05-07 to get Timmy, Madison and oh yeah Buster (also the other Timmy which was then traded for a Freddy [but not that Freddy] and now that Timmy is sulking with a Johnny) to set this thing up.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm, Jose Bautista has a .365 ISO.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

His ISO is higher than Bengie Molina’s slugging percentage.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Oct 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Bautista’s ISO=.365

Brandon Wood’s OPS: .386

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Oct 1, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN SANCHEZ FOR BRANDON WOOD!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Oct 1, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

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