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"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

buster posey i love youuuuuuuuuuu

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey has 0 IFFB this season

So, apparently, has Votto, per prior thread.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

:tokes up at work:

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/pitches for the San Francisco Giants

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hey, why does the catcher’s glove look so very, very small?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/operates ninja weapons

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't encourage him!!!

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey, guy named Nate

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

some guy from the stands is playing RF now

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was the Posey homer prodigious?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a bomb.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But still

I’m worried that he won’t hit for power, guys :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 10 HR a year. Maybe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby steps

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what prodigious means, but hell yes it was

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context: Mat Lattos is a prodigious asshole

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many t’s.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prodigious use of "t"’s

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet still prodigiously correct.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prodigious was one of our recent vocab words in my American Lit classes!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was I just a third-grade spelling-bee kid, or is that a word everyone knows?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was new to most of my kids.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably see a doctor about that bleeding.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/insta-rec

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Just watched the Posey HR on my phone… oh man, his reaction was so fucking nonchalant. He was all like “w/e, w/e”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s saving his celebration for the day he hits the glove.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like it’s got to be more than 500 feet to the glove.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

520, maybe. 540?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The top of the bleachers is labeled as 515, isn’t it?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fence in front of the glove is 501.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go. 500+ indeed.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the little sign on the glove say “501”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in front of the glove.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the glove is 26 feet tall. I think my ~520 guess isn’t bad.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding ding ding!
the distance from home plate to the pocket of the glove is 518 feet

 - Link

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least

In order to actually hit the glove, it has to still be up pretty high by the time it reaches 501 feet. Which means you’d have to hit it further than 501 feet for it to get there, if that makes any sense.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

One time in BP, I saw McGwire hit one past the glove to the side. Damndest thing I’ve ever seen.

It might have hit the Cha Cha bowl place- can’t remember for sure

by dprodigy19 on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude would stare down a TRex like it wasn’t no thing. Fuck outta here, TRex, we know who the King really is.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you Drew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRISS GOTTA GO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WYNN IS UNRATED

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took a long time for Flem to mention that they got the out.

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Foul Ball

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so pissed, normally I’d be able to stick around and listen until 3 but I have to go drop off an undergrad transcript, so I have to leave a bit early. Fuuuuuuuu.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen got this…just be back tomorrow for JUDGEMENT DAY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look like your 75,000th comment will have to wait until tomorrow, then. ;)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm serious, btw

Check your totals.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck

They’re all counting on you.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

LOL that guy just took the ball from him.

by pwoper on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that nickname K-Silla or K- Zilla

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

K. See ya.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not fair. The team with the most K’s vs teh Team the most k’s.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLatos!

Can we stop pretending that he turned it around an his teammates like him now?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the proper etiquette for 'giving up' the ball?

Obviously if I were to catch it over some kid’s head I would give it to him/her but I’ve never even sniffed a foul/homerun at a game so I’m inclined to keep it if I catch it fair and square but some kid wants it.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw it at him as hard as you can.

If he catches it, he keeps it.

If not, life lesson learned.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's your choice

That ball is obviously cool for 5 minutes for you. That kid might actually worship that ball for 5 years. Its your call tho.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the opposite.

These days, I feel like the kid will cherish it about 5 minutes before he goes to play a vidya game or some new damn fangled ipud or whatchamacallits.

by Uncle Russel on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be cherished by me as well.

Actually with little jhiat00 I don’t have to worry. I’ll just give it to him.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught the last HR Barry hit before his dad died.

It was a tenth-inning walk-off to sweep the Braves in 2003. Ain’t NOBODY getting that ball except the my theoretical progeny, the Hall of Fame, or Barry himself. And I tried repeatedly to give it back to Barry.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why couldn’t you?

by Uncle Russel on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why would you? I mean, unless he asked for it and said “please.”

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought it was the right thing to do.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time, his publicist told me that a) he was so wiped out by his dad’s death that he barely heard her (but that he was pleasantly surprised I wasn’t offering to sell/trade it) and b) he wasn’t much of a memorabilia guy anyway.

The second time, I found out on “Bonds on Bonds” that b) was a lie, and called the producers of the show to see if they were interested in the story. I was living in NYC by then, and the both the Giants and my parents were coming out here around Father’s Day. But then they got in a tiff with Barry’s handlers about who got final cut over the last episode, and ESPN said, “fuck it, no one’s watching this shit anyway” and pulled the plug.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably could have stopped after b)

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. And then...
The second time, I found out on "Bonds on Bonds" that b) was a lie,

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only your conscience, son.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he fired that publicist.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the Buster homer.

holy shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

How many rows deep?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 or 7? Near the 380ish foot marker.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-15
 Its on the At bat highlights on MLB.com

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can I go to see this? I’m not finding it on mlb.com

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to MLB AB.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to MLB At-Bat and clicked on highlights.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, looks like they start it after he swung

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you go back to watch a previous play?

by marcello on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“More from this game” tag?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This question has been plaguing physicists for years.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you click on “summary” there should be a Highlights button that lists the big plays in the game.

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to reload it, something was wrong the first time. Got it though, thanks guys.

by marcello on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt scares me….

by bruddah on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'd prefer Runzler to Affeldt

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Go away, pest.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What is a"Banjo" hitter?

any why are the padres calling the giants it

by kezargiants on Sep 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

pot calling the kettle black

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres shouldn’t be saying shit about anyone’s hitting.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banjo hitter is one with little or no power.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh..

hmm…i wonder why i never knew that

by kezargiants on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re new at this.

It’s OK, it’ll get better.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

new at what?

definitley not at liking baseball

by kezargiants on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine swinging a banjo…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wrong.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn't even make sense

Most of the Giants runs the past few weeks have been on the HR.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya...

we’ve kind of been the opposite of banjo hitters…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiddle hitters?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did that miss?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d argue it was a little inside. Great pitch though. A wider zone ump would’ve called it.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good pitch. But not a strike. :/

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? From the view I had, I thought it shaved the inside part of plate too lightly. :/ Oh well. No harm.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bogus

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

All right dudes

Hold the lead for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We who are about to pie salute you.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooh

Nice inning Jairo.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch outs!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounded like a strike

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys- we’re winning innings!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

clap, clap, clap

and Buster calls a shutdown inning

clap, fucking clap

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

too easy

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my computer is broken

It’s saying a Giants reliever not named Brian Wilson has just gotten 6 outs.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s working just fine :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then somone check on Bochy

He may be in the bathroom fapping to his new issue of “Lefty/Righty Matchups”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the occasional idiotcy, Bork hasn’t been all that bad lately.

I have no idea why the fuck Velez was PH though. Maybe to see if he will make postseason roster?

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘idiotcy’ made me LOL.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

giving credit where it's due..

I’ve been impressed at the degree to which he has absolutely given up on Rowand recently, and I think he’s managed the bullpen pretty well all year long (personally, I wish he’d use Romo as THE setup man a bit more instead of playing the matchups, but oh well)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, Jairo

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...

when did Casilla find out about strikes?

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Another nice outing from Casilla

Speaking of contributors who weren’t on the opening day roster…

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

posey

since sept 19th (through yesterday) posey had 38 plate appearances, hitting .194/.342./452 with a .174 BABIP. so while he’s been unlucky, he’s drawing a lot of walks, right? pretty awesome.

by aug_21_2003 on Sep 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good stuff.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus .174 BABIP?

That’s insane

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it. I myself would put it somewhere to collect dust. If it was a playoffs ball tho… I would tell the kid no.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DOH, why do I miss the reply button?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm awake.

And I’m here. Good times.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop..

go back to sleep and wake up in a half an hour

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH!

I have class. Fucking econ.

by bruddah on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds like an interesting class.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

More interesting than my MicroEcon

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a personal problem.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The supply is there, but I need more demand

or something. I’m confused.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think the opposite.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of ED being an economy not living up to its production possibilities frontier

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm not market inefficient

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THINK OF THE JOBS BEING LOST

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Oh

OH NO

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even so, it is never a sellers market

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maximize short-term gains for sexy results.

by Every6thDay on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as interesting as Fucking History, I’ll admit.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My history teacher is actually making us do a report on one of the oldest recorded pornos. I think she is kinda…not all here.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s not all there, I don’t want to be anywhere.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont go.

i skipped 3 lectures today

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bad student, don’t listen to him bruddah.

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i’m scurrred.

by bruddah on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad advice. I skip like 3 classes my whole college career and on those three days the teachers all handed out extra points for being there.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be my luck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Barbay, he really tells it like it aint!

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s cool with y’all, the Giants are just going to go ahead and score with home runs from here on out. That ground attack stuff was getting a little old.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting for the bus when Andres hit his homerun

and did a little fist pump despite the crowds of people around me, and then &BUSTER POSEY; hit his as I was getting off the bus and I skipped across the sidewalk.

I don’t care if the entire city thinks I’m crazy, so long as the Giants keep winning.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

On the Muni, that kind of behavior equates to a quiet nod of the head.

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough

and some CTA routes are like that, but this is a commuter route from the loop/michigan ave.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your fancy “Michigan Avenue” talk. So cosmopolitan!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can throw in some bitching about tourists if you like!

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you refer darkly to the Folks and the Peoples or another inside-baseball Chiacgoism?

by wcw on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say something about going to the Art Institute and the Dan Ryan Expressway.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pissed the art institute is only free for about four hours a week

they used to have free tuesdays. now it’s free thursday nights or something.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so Chicago. I love it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

but now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to ruin it all by putting ketchup on my hot dog.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago dog?

Ruining a hot dog is putting VEGETABLES all over it.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words fail me that someone cannot love this hot dog

by SuckitRusselMartin on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a joke. Grilled veggies are win. First had one when the River Cats opened shop up in Sacramento.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

good joke

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody, I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY CARES

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. Ketchup and mustard.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes even onions.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No onions, relish maybe. I do not like raw onions.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caramelized onions are the only way to go.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grilled onions are delicious.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they offer grilled peppers and onions at Wrigley

so good.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same at Fenway, but they aren’t that good.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is incorrect.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You read my mind.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind if you don’t mind

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Hot dog place here in Providence (closed now, sadly) used to have a Samurai dog – teriyaki sauce, grilled onions, and a dog. OMGasm

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my word.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the weekends when the dining halls wouldn’t open til the afternoon, my lunch was a Samurai dog and then a Buffalo dog – hot sauce (which they also put on delicious chicken wings) and blue cheese. God, I miss that place.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I looooove onions on a hot dog.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I pretty much put on everything they offer other than mustard.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread

is making me want to stop by Rosamunde on my way home.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wanting to check that place out for a while.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re both awesome. The one on Mission has more options.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do if it’s just the dog.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

to this I say

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You youngsters missed the Dirty Harry reference.

sigh.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a Dirty Dancing ref.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody puts ketchup in the corner.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admittedly, that’s what I thought the reference was.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually watched that clip yesterday

it came up in the Blackhawks blog.

but yeah, totally missed it.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second City Hockey? I hate those guys. /still bitter

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry about that!

but at least they were really close games?

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MATCH THE OFFER ON HJARLMASSON? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a nice attempt at a screw job by DW

but he’s OUR Hammer/TOFTBO/Meatball/Super Nintendo Chalmers

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought of him more as LLUSAS UVAS than TOFTBO. But shower curtain is appropriate since he is a dman.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one's harder to spell

seven days til hockey season!

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he accomplished his goal. Chicago now appreciates its Swedish imports!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, DON’T!

True story: a Chicago-style hot dog place opened here in Tuscaloosa last year and there was a minor controversy in town when it was revealed that “Chicago-style” was code for “we don’t serve ketchup here.” I was surprised by the level of incredulity that caused.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mustard & onions = 13 at Alaska Stands. You can believe that!

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The establishment that invented the hamburger

still serves the patty on regular slices of bread, and kicks you out if you try to bring in your own ketchup. When you spend so much time on perfecting the meat, I can understand the policy.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free?

As in, it’s free to audit the Figure Drawing course???

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

probably not, I think it’s just free entry.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the city is going crazy too. Went by a couple sports bars on the way to the Giants game last night, and they were all packed with fans

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t yet 21 in 2000, but taking the 38 home from the yard after we clinched and people in front of the bars were nodding and waving to me when we were stopped.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds so awesome

I’m dragging my roommate to a bar down the street for the game friday night. hopefully there won’t be any local team/football conflicts.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Ishi, if you’d actually hit it right, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting on base.

by Aquaria on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BASEHIT!

And it’s caught out there.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Romosexual time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Present

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was finishing last night’s homework in the car. Here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just got BABIP’d hard that inning

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not bringing a LHP to face LaRoche?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, you can, but you’d then get fired.

Choices, choices.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW AGAINST LISTENING TO THE GAME AT WORK!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you drive a forklift?

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially then. Double-secret probation!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you take an extreme energy boost beforehand

by SuckitRusselMartin on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minotaur!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So drinking a Four Loko, Joose, MAX, Tilt, or Sparks is ok?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support the drinking of Four Loko at all times of the day. Even if it is systematically destroying my life.

by SuckitRusselMartin on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I started going to AA about two weeks ago. The moment those drinks went on the market, it was the beginning of the end. ALSO VICTORY!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I drink one of these I give up all hope on making it inside my house. I’m getting hooked on that orange one. Saves me the trip to McDonald’s.

by SuckitRusselMartin on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is letting Romo pitch to a lefty batter?!

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be napping

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAS HE LOST HIS MIND???

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man’s mad, I tell you! Mad!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how San Francisco is on a first-name basis with the stadium PA announcer.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Renel?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t she known by Renel because of her radio work?

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I dunno.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

She’s been “Renel” well before the days of Pacific Bell Park.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly, Renel doesn’t have a last name, she’s like Cher and Bono!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks- Moon is her last name.

by Every6thDay on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just making shit up.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Renel’s voice or a drill through my eardrum? Choices, choices!

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t like it when she went…..BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRY BONDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!?

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her insistance on saying “OOOOOOOOOOOOO-Ribe,” even in the starting lineups, does bother me.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take the drill. She’s awful. I would willingly trade her for the Dodgers PA announcer without hesitation.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully?

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a CA announcer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

‘Cause he’s…it’s a postal abbreviation joke. Heh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think I’m too proud to accept your paltry condescension.

You’re wrong.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like you despite that joke.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Cheech the Doyers P.A. announcer?

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the names, but the guy’s voice is pretty epic.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GLB
There are so many 1-run games I’d like back right now.

You and me both pal. Also what good is to ban cursing if you allow misspelled cursing?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing GLB makes me want to call them Gary Lamar Bonds.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never understood that

I think the best was someone saying “that’s f_cking gay”. that’s totally fine! but only because there’s no u

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher twitted

Giants assured themselves of HF over Cin if they win division

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s going to depend on if the Giants keep their 2 win lead over them.

by Aquaria on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they win today

they would have at least one more to clinch division…

Magic number is 1 if they win today

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t matter really what they do, no matter what if we win one, we win the division.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but if the Padres lose then the Giants are guaranteed a tie and the Padres would have to beat them 4 in a row to take the division.

If the Padres win, then 3 in a row will win them the division.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they win. The next game is heads up so it essentially becomes 1.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD person

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Got 'Em

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK CLASS….i hope they hang on. aloha.

by bruddah on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hello from san diego, where we are dodging lightning in the press box… tarp rolled up on outfield but not on field.

by mlb22 on Sep 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell Latos we said to suck it.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this is the first time i've seen romo

pitch to more than one batter in a long time.

by chenster on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he did it 2 days ago...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i must be suffering from short term memory loss lol

i just see so many one -batter outings.

by chenster on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTG, fake Romo in the crowd

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear the Beard sign

LOL I love it

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets not use Wilson tonight ok?

Let some combo of Affedt / Ramirez / Lopez finish the 9th – give Wilson a day off before the Padre series.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I’m such a Romo!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This has probably been said

but Montero has that smug kind ofdouchy face I just want to slap.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving the fire from Romo there

Along with the filthy slider to finish him

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GO BACK TO ARIZONA, STARE AT THE MILFS BECAUSE YOUR SEASON IS ALREADY OVER.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

mos def

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is recommended

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alrighty then

Wearer of the leather Giants hat.

by Mr.Raydom on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD guy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

ESPN front page has got major MadBum FFFFFFFFFF going on

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

noo

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to have missed them.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No weez

Save by committee today

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Score some runs, let him have a day off.

by Aquaria on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged!

Too much awesome.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, if Romo pitches the 8th, who’s pitching the 9th?

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster.

Seriously though, Boch is getting Wilson that record.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson probably

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Wilson

unless the Giants tack on a run or two here.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRROMO!

Damn this bullpen is amazing. Every hairy one of ’em.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

fear the beards of zeus

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROMO!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now I’m seeing sunny days that I hope will never end!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope the Giants score at least one run here so Bochy isn’t tempted to throw in Wilson in a save situation.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather he not get the record

And we have him well-rested for the San Diego series.

by Aquaria on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine he and Bochy feel the same way.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus I want the Giants to score four in the first for the next three days and coast to shutouts from there.

/Shooter, dammit.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think on Brad Lidge and be joyful.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm taking one for the team

I bought 2 tickets to Saturday’s game just so that I can jinx the Giants into winning Friday night.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitty game from F Dot.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa Sanchez

How did he look today? I missed everything before Huff’s steal.

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Not very good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather him than Wilson.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am of this opinion

Save Wilson for Padres. Do not want to see Wilson trying to be a manly man and pitching on fumes.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ship of men is sailing smoothly, don’t need it to be taking water now.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ram-Ram

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYA!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be worse I guess

Although I think I’d go with Runzler

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramo ramirez

with runzler waiting in the wings? y/y?

by kezargiants on Sep 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No chili for that guy.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching with one of those, you could hide your grip in the windup behind that gem.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rollie Fingers' grandfather?

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate little 2nd baseman

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially little second basemen that used to be stinky little shortstops.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
It’s still a save situation, but Ramirez is getting warm – not Brian Wilson. Bochy said he’d be available, though he prefers not to use him.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

You are so awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey >

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

poseylicious

at it’s best

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat...

please hit your daily homer

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean

Nate Schierholtz groundout?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Hit one so far, it lands on the Hawk in Chicago!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to see Willy come in for the final out, after lopez gets the first two, just so he ties the saves record.

Then again, he’ll have all weekend to do it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a horrible way to tie the record.

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know it is. im just getting too giddy with all this. my, we’ve waited so many years for this brand of baseball

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Ram-Ram

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson commercial on KNBR, saying he’s always there for the save. Whoops.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A weary nation turns its eyes to you. Woo-oo-oo.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that you say Mrs. Robinson?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our nation averts its offended eyes from your shooooooes

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure Wilson wants to pitch

I’m glad the coaching staff is not allowing it.

Even Wilson needs some rest now and then.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Posey's still got something in the tank.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

[heart palpitations commence]

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more outs, please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty Ramirez!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pleasantly surprised

that they’re resting Wilson and giving Ramirez a chance.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why that Posey dinger was so big, I’m sure the decision for Bochy is a lot harder if we only have the one run lead.

by thebighead on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants team ERA in September:

1.81

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Crazy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unreal

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowest team ERA in September since the 1965 Dodgers (Koufax etc.)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the BA against is ALSO .181.

And falling!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man the outfield is like a UZR Eyes Wide Shut

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much same arousal level as a naked Nicole Kidman, so I’m on board

by dprodigy19 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tink

Tink

tinktinktinktinktinktinktink

/soundtrack’d

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what that means

and pretty sure I don’t want to…

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more outs Ramon

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB AB is letting you watch live for free!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY! those chuckleheads at MLBnet have been yappin all afternoon! I know it’s AZ but we are in first, right?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy switched out.... his looks arms ok?

Haven’t paid attention to see if he is still bothered when throwing.

by paull80 on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not let Rowand into the game?

Krukow: You can find me in the app store.
Kuiper: There is no app store.
Krukow: Oh

by killblue on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Church on Thursday

as we used to say in the Nation’s Crapital.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PWND!!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh you STFD!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The masses demand one more out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

KITSPOOL IS STANDING

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit.

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Early and easy

Finally we east coast fans get a break

by NearestNorwich on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind sir, I would be most appreciative if you would seat yourself post haste.

by MLWhiteSF on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays is standing.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

tarp is coming out in San Diego

by mlb22 on Sep 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rain or sad Padres fans?

What am I thinking? There aren’t enough Padre fans that show up for that.

by nofreetime on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no! is it actually raining there or is this just precautionary? what if they can’t play today???

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kittens will die.

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, the family we have in SD acts like a sprinkle is a monsoon… so… we’ll see…

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE STRIKE

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Pitch, FINISH HIM!

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands up in cubicle and begins clapping

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/gets fired for making too much noise

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

go away pest

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/whispers J.D. Drew is your brother…you all suck.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. I should not be gamedaying in class.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over, man! Game over!!

The Strasburg railroad is in the backshop for repairs to the engineer's driver rod. E.T.R. late 2011 or so.

by boteman on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE WIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome pitcher

Almost brings tears to my eyes. Rod Beck is one of my all time favorites.

by lexluth7 on Sep 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOOO!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MO GLOATIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP!!!!!


"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

1

truly is a magic number

by Puster Bosey on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2 is a wonderful number!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

n00btards got pwnd!

WOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE WE GOOOOOOOO

W!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEP!

TAKE THAT SNAKES!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MAGIC NUMBER IS TWO

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me laugh more than it should.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YES MAGIC NUMBER IS TWO!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

by TGOH on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet sweep victory!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

by Uncle Russel on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

18-8 in September. Hum Baby

Future Proud Sponsor of Stan Javier's baseball-reference.com page.

by bmett65 on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

1 More baby!!!! Just win!!!!!!!

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old

or remotely normal.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Madison

First home win of his career.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

O my god, good knowledge.

by Unitard on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO CUBS!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

I have never seen this before.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannot unsee!!! Ahhhhhh!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

im so emotional

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Mathematical!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Community = Love.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Sep 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT's MAGIC NUMBER INSIDE BITCHES

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more win!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been enchanced

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this makes me feel so much better!!! alright, catch you all on the the PGT, you guys destroyed my interwebs connection w/ all the celebratory gifs yesterday ;oD YAY GIANTS!!!!!!!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It's all about . . .

. . . putting your hits together . . . . / /

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Win Tomorrow

Take rest of the weekend off.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now it's no longer too early

To look at the playoff seedings. Giants still need to finish with a better record than the Reds if they want to not play Philly in the first round.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2... is a magic number

Wearer of the leather Giants hat.

by Mr.Raydom on Sep 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at Sabes Taunting Us With Ramon Ramirez

See GUYZ I WUZ RITE. We needed to get relievers. That Bastard.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

My high school had a dance contest

Where every student had to mimic one of those characters, and the best dancer won.I failed horribly as the green “running man” up top.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shermy, damn it. One of the four original characters from the strip’s 1950 debut. GET IT RIGHT!

/fake anger

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go for one of the purple shirts

though I think my actual dance moves most closely resemble Lucy’s.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always the guy in orange. It’s a more complicated move than you’d think.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just do the twist and point my fingers

and try not to fall over.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that 5? I didn’t know he was in the Christmas special.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Armando Benitez? Is that you?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by lucy

I mean whatever the little sister’s name is.

I never really liked that strip

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sally… and shame on you!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think you know a person, and then this happens.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured I might as well state it straight out

because not remembering her name should have made it obvious.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admire your honesty, but not your professed dislike for Peanuts. But love the sinner, hate the sin, I suppose.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love to sin, but hate sinners.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see this being a lyric on your new country album.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m available if a studio banjo hitter is needed.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really more of a Roots Americana feel…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Q. It’s like the writers thought “Let’s put in a character that is omnipowerful that can just fuck around with everyone for comic relief!”

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently heard some dialogue from an old computer game that I thought sounded like the guy who played Q.

Sure enough, it was him.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa...that's so weird.

The mariachi version of “Burro” began to play on my iTunes at the precise moment I scrolled over this. One of life’s perfect little moments.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twleve up twelve down

Not a bad job by the bullpen. As for Bum – the guy has the guts of a burglar at 21. I’m glad he finally got a W at AT&T.

As Grant would say: One more win please!!!

by lexluth7 on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Love these Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tarp is fully on field now. It’s pouring in San Diego. Thunder and lightning in area too. With the human rain delay, Jon Garland, pitching today, it’s gonna be a LONG day/night in SD.

by mlb22 on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good, maybe they won’t get in to SF till just before tomorrow’s first pitch.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they'll just punt it

And only make it up if they need to.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE NL WEST!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good time for it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was twelve up

its very hard to put down twleve in a row. :)

by lexluth7 on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster says MadBum owes Andres dinner

since he finally got the W at home

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I hope the Vagiants enjoy this
It’s the last 2010 game they are going to win!

GOOOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAAAAADREEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust open those gas lamps!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predicting sweeps

Reeks of desperation.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sanchez

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to say, ‘I have better eyebrows than their whole pitching staff,’ but it came out wrong.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We forgive you

As your collective editors, though, your due date has just been bumped up.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...

I much rather be 2.5 games back with 3.5 to play too

by calbearjd on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres have to sweep the Giants or they're done

If they win tonight, they have to sweep to win.
If they lose tonight, they have to sweep to tie.

That’s the West, anyway. They might have a shot at the Wild Card if Atlanta falters.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT WINNERS!

thank you Giants

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You forgot to put the needle on. /DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff says


OH YEAH!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the expression on that guy at lower left. “Whaaaaa?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok cool!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Cracks me up every time.

Especially the players in the background.

by younghutch on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Know It!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So, this an ad for women that would like to be in a 3 way with a water buffalo and a panda?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a long story.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know where the cantaloupe fits in.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you have to bend over and…

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR BRYANT MAN?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the ones about internet upgrades

where she wants the lottery numbers at the end.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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