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Post-game thread: Two more wins, please

August Linceum showed up tonight. He hung a curveball with the second pitch of the game. He walked two in the first inning. He was throwing 89-MPH fastballs. He didn’t put the cap back on the bottle of Coke in the clubhouse, and then it went flat. He had bad breath. He talked on his cell phone as we were trying to watch the damned game. No one likes August Lincecum. No one invited him.

So praise be to the real Tim Lincecum for locking that sucker in a broom closet. Don’t even bother poking airholes. It’s a shame that the Giants’ team ERA in the month of September had to go up, but Lincecum acquitted himself well.

Also:

Come on. How was this guy free? How is it possible that he’s just as good as he was with the Phillies? How was he not hitting over .200 in Tampa? Of all the cosmic tumblers that have clicked into place this season, the acquistion of Pat Burrell still blows my mind. He showed up like a hobo looking for a hot meal. He’s been the middle-of-the-order bat the Giants have been looking for ever since Bruce Bochy looked at his roster and said, yeah, Bengie Molina’s my cleanup hitter.

Apparently, the Giants have a real middle of the order now. Boy, that kind of snuck up on us.

Just win a couple of games, Giants. Just play .500 ball for the rest of the regular season.

Whew.

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Just Win Baby!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Mr. Bat. Best veteran pickup since Burks.

by wcw on Sep 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bochy

Remember all that mocking around here about Pat Burrell being signed for his gritty veteran gameriness, and how everyone’s worst fear was that you’d be tempted to play him all the time?

Never mind.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

this

now just stop trying it with guillen

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat fucking burrell

Hero of my home town sup.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

the blood is rushing to my power source.

by bruddah on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Every time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so Python-esque.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the jaw

Got Terry Gilliam written all over it.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be in the Louvre.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does the Louvre have a wing dedicated to animated gifs yet?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

14Ks

Post the pics now

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants average runs allowed for the month of September is now under 2. Holy fucking shit.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

3

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d finally forgotten about the whole Bengie Molina, clean-up hitter thing, thanks a lot Grant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Catchers have to hit cleanup. Duh.

by TBRMKane on Sep 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And CF's must leadoff

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fat helps him drive the ball!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I keep forgetting that Bengie Molina was the cleanup hitter in the beginning of the season. My, how times have changed.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa-Rowand-Bowker outfield.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

i cant believe it either

mat latos is so pissed

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLatos

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to read what you wrote.

My brain just processes a pile of shit.

by WesHanson on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Velez replacing DeRosa for a while.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was also

A Bowker/Velez/Schierholtz one.

Throw in a Whiteside at catcher to go along.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superboy Prime says

Giants made themselves better by bringing in players from other teams!
That’s not fair!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Rowand
2. Sanchez
3. Pablo
4. Molina

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two more wins please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Wilson, too

For making the 9th interesting. It’s not like I needed to test my pacemaker battery again

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It wouldn’t be Wilson without the drama.

by WesHanson on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw but see Huff looks like possible ex-WWF. Burrell looks like he could be an usher at your church.

by techsig12 on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be bangin’ all the parish ladies.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

God willing

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

best

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheeee!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Never a doubt

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

timely

what with samwise being at the game tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

predicted a Giants WS!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only was he at the game, apparently he was on the radio.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

He actually went on the radio (and TV?) for an inning or so too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except

He is a Dodgers fan, yet he predicted that the Giants would win the WS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samwise + Rudy overrule the Dodgerness

by dprodigy19 on Sep 30, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he had a 30 second TV spot with Amy G. where he mentioned that he was a Dodger fan, but proclaimed that the G’s would win the WS.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the fake dodger fan boy was on tv too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And apparently kept talking and talking and talking and talking

And oh, Sean, you never did recover from Pete Jackson fattening you up for the part.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would not shut up on the radio. He was telling Flem about how the picture on the cover of Rudy was taken in Stanford Stadium or something, idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that

the inning was over and he went on for like 30 seconds (an eternity in radio) before they could go to commercial.

He also jumped in on a play-by-play (“swing and a miss!”) which Jon had some fun with.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And predicted that the Giants would destroy the Ring.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't see how they could

There won’t be any postseason games in Mordor; the Dodgers are long since eliminated…

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He accidentally showed up in his continuing quest for mo naked hoes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come ta the right place!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCELLENT!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

green

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ELEVENTY-ONE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Tim to rule them all
One Tim to find them
One Tim to bring them all
and in the Magic bind them

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about Lincecum

He’s only going to lead the league in strikeouts again. Something’s wrong.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3 years in a row

First pitcher to do that since randy johnson.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how he stacks up against the other Cy contenders if you ignore August.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wins by a plurality of 2nd place votes, again.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please let this happen.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 wins, led league in Ks, best pitcher in league if you combine april and sept, lulz

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah if not for august, he could be winning another cy. those 5 losses could have been 4 wins, making tonight the Giants first 20-game winner in a quite a while

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great Game!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA69pmhrBiE

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget about Wilson.

5 out save last night and did his job again tonight. I love our crazy characters on this team.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’ll start after the post game wrap.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Angry Kuip

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Pat,

Have my first born son.

Sincerely,
Me

by WesHanson on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t want to buy this yet. It’s too close. It could still not happen. That’s what’s killing me. THIS COULD STILL NOT HAPPEN.

Two more wins, guys. TWO.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This times a million

by bruddah on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

After ‘02, I learned that it’s never in the bag. Strange things happen, like the World Series getting cancelled after Game 5.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

im on my phone

When I get to a computer I will be so annoying on this comment.

by GiantPain on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just let it go for once.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or sum up for me so he doesn’t have to bother?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to post pictures of the Angels celebrating.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh. Boring.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appreciated.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I already made the poor chose of watching Burns’ The Tenth Inning after the game tonight and had to relive the whole thing.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 30, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

im waiting until the entire season is over (playoffs and all) before I relive the barry bonds era.

It was my childhood, watching Bonds, and towards the end, with all the steriod issues, it became bad for me as a fan of his, so I’m waiting on that one. Do they do a number on him?

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks dirty

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We fear change!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on the Slammie Contest on the Jumbo-tron!

Sorry, I didn’t mean to one up you… I’m was just excited… but I lost…. ;-)

by Los Gigantes on Sep 30, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda taken the eye black.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was funny that you said you wanted to “win the hotel.” Like they would give you the deed/title to the place.

We were rooting for you!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s subtle. That’s what I like about it.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a tattoo. He’s just wearing sleeves to provide the illusion of a shirt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays for the Rockies?!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i want a tim lincecum tat now

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

is brad the Asian guy?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dirty white guy!

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm! good shit though

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how his expression goes from beaming to uncertain

Also, I have that shirt.

Also, tell him I can show him a good time.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

like most of everyone here

horny and desperate

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Amy G back there?

by aMAYSing24 on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep good eye

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

always gotta keep an eye

or other body part on Amy G

how lame is it that she shortens her last name to G

what are we in 2nd grade??

I’m sorry Mrs. G

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that guy’s shirt. I saw him at the bar earlier tonight and said to my compadres how much I loved the shirt.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy to the left is making me dizzy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love this one!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM SO HAPPY I CAN ONLY EXPRESS IT THROUGH VIOLENCE

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

love

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooooooo

awesome. buddy cop movie coming in the off season…

by vhants on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the players are having this much fun, it makes it that much more fun to watch

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just realized Bochy is behind Huff like “Getta outta the way I’m trying to manage!”

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 30, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, like...

Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum. Tim Lincecum.

Also, Pat Burrell.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NEEDZ MOAR LEROY

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum. Timothy Leroy Lincecum.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to offer the following rebuttal:

Pat Burrell Pat Burrell Pat Burrell Pat Burrell Pat Burrell
Tim Lincecum Tim Lincecum Tim Lincecum Tim Lincecum
Pat Lincecum, Tim Burrell.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough Timothy Leroy Lincecum.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk’s “OH MAN” on the Burrell HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha, I’m rewatching now because I didn’t notice that. Both Kruk and Kuip had awesome reactions.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 to be safe

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally i'd like them to win the next

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by Fila429 on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets in this line.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it 3?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

one against AZ, then one against SD counts as two in the magic number column

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In any game against SD . . .

. . . a Giants win is 2 as far as the “Magic Number” goes—one SF win and one SD loss.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Invisible Intangibles

Apparently. Not sure that’s going to catch on.

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love giggly post-game wraps.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

At the park - that was awesome

Also saw goofus on the kiss-cam; tried to explain to the ppl I was with why I know the guy, then decided the better of it…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs tweeted about it!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Baggardly, Closet McCoven

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Baggs!
Goofus on the Kiss Cam? Did I really just see that?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus told me that he saw Baggs at the park the other day and Baggs recognized him and asked him if he was going to do the Goofus dance. So I’d say Baggs is not even closet McC; he’s out in the open.

by taliesin on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Goofus do the Goofus dance on the kiss cam?

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was positive when he mentioned Goffus on Extra Baggs and called Juan “Jazz Hands” Uribe in Extra Baggs was just awesome.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Goofus is BFF with the beatwriter and Grant is playing 2B. What are the rest of you mods doing!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you hop into walrusman’s van and find out?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks again taliesin!

Awesome seats, great game, terrific company.

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by Goofus on Sep 29, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Goofus kissed Baggs on camera?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT would’ve been hilarious.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that immediately as well. Way to lead off the kiss-cam, Goofus!

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by BrianBokake on Sep 29, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to explain it to my dad. It was awkward.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mrs. Goofus had to kiss him?? Poor lady

by kimmyg on Sep 30, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Funny you should mention that. We were eating garlic fries earlier and joking with the taliesins about having to kiss each other with garlic breath

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way

Not sure if it’s been mentioned, but Cain and Zito have switched places.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would mean Cain/Zito/Sanchez vs. Richard/Stauffer/Latos.

Hopefully it will only take one win if the Giants take care of tomorrow. OH MY GOD I’M EXCITED AND NERVOUS OH SHIT.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably why they switched it up, they want to get it over with and not give the Padres any momentum.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and align for the playoffs.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the order is

Lincecum, Cain, Zito, Sanchez, with Bumgarner in the bullpen to keep his innings down?

by scotterduder on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Tomorrow is very important. Time to get MadBum his first home game win.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN MY AFFECTIONS AS WELL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. Although I never had a whole lot of affection for Zito.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m being facetious a bit (OMG CAPSLOCK), but ever since I spent a more time studying Zeets last year, the mystery wore off and I realized he’s just a big fat dork in a male model body who is an artificial athlete. I did love him, second only to Shawn Estes, ten years ago.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t find him attractive pitching or looks-wise. But actually, the one thing I do love about him is that you can kinda tell he’s still that dorky little fat kid even though he grew into a male model. I have a little spot reserved for the dorky, chubby boys.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…how ’bout dorky skinny ones?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say something salacious, but then I thought about that poor kid who threw himself into the river in New York after being videotaped. :c

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito the male model

I remember the first time I saw an image of him without a cap on. He was pitching for the A’s but in the dugout between innings. Had that really long Fabio hair and was biting his nails.

I immediately had an uptight straight guy reaction: “Man, that guy’s gotta be getting a lot of poontang.”

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by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

/wanders off second without calling time

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I have tickets for Friday night. Just need a win tomorrow and Cain can write the Padres’ obituary on Friday.

by taliesin on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved Lopez tonight as well

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Players of the Game

Kruk – Tim
Jon – The Bat
David B. – Lopez
Kuip – Wilson

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TECHNICALLY

we only have to win 1.

if the giants and padres both lose tomorrow, then on friday we could win and clinch.

by ir1shgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus, the magic number is 3.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And two wins!

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no need for condescension, i was only refuting the claim that the giants have to play .500 baseball from here on out.

by ir1shgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, .500 ball at this point doesn't guarantee anything more than a tie

If we and the Pads win tonight, and then we only win 1 against the Pads, we would finish tied. That would either mean a 1-game play-in (if the Braves secure the WC), or we lose division based on head-to-head and get the WC. In that scenario, tt’s all about which 2 of the 4 we win. I’m just saying.

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Sep 30, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we and the Pads win tonight, and then we only win 1 against the Pads, we would finish tied.

Nope.

After today: 2 games up
After tomorrow: 3 games up
Then 2
Then 1

And the season is over.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're right, I'm wrong

Totally blew the figuring on that. I’ll be in the shed if anyone needs more incorrect calculations.

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Sep 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Giants are two games ahead; if both teams win today, they’ll still be two games ahead. If they win one of three in the series against the Pads, they’ll lose a net of one game in the standings. In other words, they’ll clinch. Magic number of three is really all you need to know.

by taliesin on Sep 30, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tie=

Us going 1-3 them going 3-1

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by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fake beard?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The beard is real, the color is not.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not what Kruk and Kuip say

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure? And, drunk.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Why the fuck did that post 4 times??

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because and drunk.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re and drunk.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are and, indeed

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they’re drunk. And pretty. Joking.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sure are pretty when I’m drunk. Not joking.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah….it’s fake? seriously?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez said something about it when he was being interviewed by Flem

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How disappointing.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT BURRELL. TIM LINCECUM. BRIAN WILSON.

Also, MATT CAIN.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP and his UFO shirt

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

They're coming after us

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shutting off our nukes

by TBRMKane on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cost him picks 1, 2, and 3

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson's Beard's FAKE?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s beard is getting suspicious.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, with pictures like the one atop this post, she should be.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you making out with Goofus tonight?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking, I think it’s just the dye-job.

by thebighead on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

by techsig12 on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that game

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last pitching staff as good as ours?

I’m guessing the Braves, but did they ever go five deep?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we go 5 deep?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.7 deep

round it MFer

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last years was pretty sick too, just not at the same time

Johnson was great first half, Sanchez as the 5th starter threw that no-no. I think 1-5 now we are deepest, and match top 3 vs anyone (Phils too!) and easy best top 4 for a 7 game set.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could make a good argument that our #3, 4 and 5 starters are the best in MLB. Timmy is one of top 5 pretty much any way you look at it, more likely top 3… Zito at #2 is probably top 15-20.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone just feel that homer coming?

Giants just seemed to grind Kennedy all game. His pitch count was higher than Timmys in the middle innings with like half the base runners. Fontenot had that 8 pitch AB in the 3rd after Kennedy got the first 2 out easy. Gives up single to Huff to lead off next inning, walks Buster and I could feel the tide turning!

On a sad note, after the dinger Giants went up just hacking, Guillian, Uribe looked to be looking only to go yard, as if the guy was throwing meat balls and they were trying to vulture him. C’mon take some pitches and start a new rally! We win, so no complaining.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Lol I had it on mute doing hw, but when I saw pat swing at that pitch I knew it was gone.

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Dude, you could see it in Burrell’s eyes. He was absolutely dialed. Let a perfect strike go by; didn’t phase him. You could see how quiet his bat was right before the swing. Right after Pat stepped in after the first pitch, all I could think was “This guy is gonna fuck some shit up”.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat can smell blood. I love his patience. Great 5 spot hitter!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, kudos

Pat has a phenomenal plate approach, and it’s been a joy to watch. I think he worked a walk earlier in the game from 1-2 or something like that and there was just no sign of panic on the close pitches.

Batting is all about getting your pitch. That’s the art, and a real shame that there aren’t more seats in the park with a good view of pitches.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Ted Williams approach.

As well documented in his book, which every single player (even a pitcher) should receive a copy of on the day he signs his first professional contract.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scientific!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

I have zero faith in “premonitions”, but I often get them and they turn out a surprising percentage of the time. (Which really means I just forget when they don’t.) But I felt that one coming clear as day.

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by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he and Huff figured something out about Kennedy… they seemed pretty animated about it in the dugout afterward.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple RowLOL

“So when Lincecum was quoted as saying ‘sometimes I get a ball that feels softer than others. I don’t know if it’s been in the humidor or not’, it really makes me wonder if he has any clue at all about this. He should want the softer ball, not throw it out of play. The harder, lighter balls are the ones that haven’t been stored in the humidor.

Good job Timmy."

So my first time ever going on purplerow, and I just realized how much I hate those mullet-wearing douchebags!

Jealous much?!?!? Suck it Tulo lovers, haha where did your Rocktember go?!?! Come on Gigantes two more like Grant says and we’re in!

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

who cares?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really. They’re out of it. They don’t matter again until next year.

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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Tim got the out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That quote doesn't even make sense

The “fucking juiced balls, it’s bullshit” clip clearly shows him trying to rub up the ball before he rejects it. He’s trying to see if the leather will even move.

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by achiappanza on Sep 30, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

purple row never mattered in the first place.

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's Purple Row?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

golf enthusiast blog

by apistat on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I set aside all if the Alexander the Grapes when i get a box of Otter Pops.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

of

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

like

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, nostalgia!

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexander the Grape? More like Alexander the GREAT!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

…oh.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince's website?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

That shit got old. I’ll gladly take being not classy over being a Rockies fan, so I can’t complain too much.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, them. Well, the most egregious thing is that they’re not even being classy at all. Class and manners is magnanimity, prudence, and restraint. They’re about as classy as Tea Partiers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the greatest day of my life.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

????

Oh?

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by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win, Pat Burrell is awesome, I did Patron shots at the bar earlier with work peeps, I have chocolate fudge icing for cupcakes, and there’s a huge possible career development in the works for me involving my voyage to the Dominican next year. I’m stoked about all of it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for you!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for us! I would share the tequila if we didn’t drink it all! lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

While you there try to adopt a prospect son

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by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring back a few in my luggage. Maybe even a Cuban defector!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next Reiner Roibal!

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin went there for his honeymoon and said that they frickin love the Giants down there, he even gave some kid his hat.

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by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Hope the Dominican gig comes through all the way for you. You’ve sounded pretty stoked about it.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD PATRON.... the death of me

Very happy for ya Baron, CONGRATS!!!!! :D

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

and Goofus was on the kisscam

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by Goofus on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh it was much discussed, Baggs told us all about it!

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by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I've come to find out...hilarious

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by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’ve heard, but Baggs tweeted about it

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dominican para el triunfo

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by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You had better not be married.

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by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if Baron is married

It’s OK because Baron is a woman.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be . . .

. . . if she were and Mr. Baron heard that remark. (And that’s why I phrased it without a gendered pronoun.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formal lab report!

Made me miss the game, but at least I’m doing good work.

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by dregarx on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

10 years from now you’ll lie and say you were at this game… 20 years from now you’ll start to believe it yourself.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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by dregarx on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH I'M DONE!!!!

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by dregarx on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

’Duk bigleaguestew
  
Lincecum, Wilson, Burrell, Panda, Huff, Posey, Zito — The blogging possibilities of a Giants postseason are just too much to think about.

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by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

The character cast is awesome. I also love Cain, the quiet strong type. Doesn’t translate to blogs I guess.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the straight man.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Zeppo, if you will.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Goofus on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout the Giants score a gazillion runs so that B-Weez is not needed?

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by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it’s going to be tied in the 9th so he has to pitch another 2 innings….

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by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Cubs win, so the game means nothing.

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by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would that mean nothing?

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic number of 2 or 1 is the same when last 3 games are the team you are above. You win, its 2 at the same time.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true, because if (god forbid) the Padres sweep when down 3 we play a playoff game. If down 2, our season is over.

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

God forbid. I was just thinking from, win 1 and your in, either way.

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by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Cubs beat the Padres tomorrow, the Giants will need to win 1 against the Padres to clinch the division regardless of whether or not they beat Arizona.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my above post.

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I refuse to think about that.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Cubs-Padres will be on MLB Network tomorrow at 3:30 PM PT.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs/Pads is a later game, I believe, so Giants will not know the outcome when deciding whether to use Wilson in any case.

by taliesin on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the Giants game goes 20 innings, the Cubs-Padres probably won’t even have started yet when the Giants game ends.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I imagine everyone is available for the stretch run

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His control was off. Unless the damn Zonans load the bases with 2 outs and down a run, I doubt Wilson goes in.

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by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if this happens you won't see him

Giants need to have him available against the Padres

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Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Has Mad Bum won at home yet?

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by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

not yet

On the PGS, they said that he has a 1.00 ERA in September though.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to win that first game.

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by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the team has won 3 of his home starts, but he hasn’t gotten a decision in those.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is definitely my favorite Giants team ever.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

Wonderful characters

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I don’t think I’ll even care that much if they don’t go all the way. I just want to see these guy celebrate SOMETHING post-season related

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole season was one elaborate Make-A-Wish event

They just havent told Huff about the cancer yet

by apistat on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’ve been watching all the vids of the other teams clinching and I’m hoping we can watch these guys celebrate.

by pwoper on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of one I liked more, though I was very fond of the 2000 squad.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most I’ve loved a Giants team since the 2000 squad, whom I adored to bits.

Then Sabean traded my Billy and taught my heart to freeze.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in love with the Dustiny team (1997) and 2002 a lot, but this team is pretty damn awesome too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 is up there

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was 2

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was also pretty young but that team was exciting to the wee Baron.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that team… the infield – Clark, Williams, Thompson and the Original Uribe. Mitchell in left. The pitching staff, everything. Painful ending, but still.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure had shitty right fielders, though.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did love the 2002 team. I was a HUGE David Bell fan for some reason.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve told the story before, but David Bell got me into baseball.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I liked him so much because of his gamerishness. And that time Jeff Kent yelled at him. This was all before I new about or understood advanced stats. Now I’d probably be completely meh about him.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was actually pretty darned good that year – 3.4 WAR made him the 3rd best position player on the Giants that year behind the obvious two.

So it’s not totally embarrassing.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I didn’t like him for his WAR, I liked him because he “hustled” and "played hard and because he was “so clutch.”

Basically all the reasons people liked Aaron Rowand and Bengie Molina. So I should totally be embarrassed because I was right for all the wrong reasons.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, me too, I’m just saying that he actually was a good player that year!

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be said more, tbh. He’s like the forgotten Giant from that year. Everyone remembers Lofton but Bell gets no love.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Bell is probably the only player from that pennant team I really liked.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even Aurilia?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Kenny Lofton that year so much.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest call ever

Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis! Drives in the winning run and drives a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!

Belted!

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WE'RE GOING!

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IT’S OVER!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember there was some controversy about that call because that was the year that Daryl Kile died.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any given year it seems like a third of Major League teams are morning someone. That was a passionate and brilliant call, probably Miller’s best, and any controversy about that seems silly.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really disappointed when during Miller’s speech at AT&T before he went to Cooperstown and they were playing some of his calls that they didn’t play that call.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. I am just saying.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

also Jack Buck

and Fox never let us forget for the whole series

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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cried, screamed, and pounded the floor as that was happening. I’ll remember that call for the rest of my life.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I didn’t even need to look it up.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going absolutely nuts.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only heard it after that fact because I was in the Portwalk for the game, but it still gives me a chill.

Anyone have it, BTW? I had a .wav or something a few years ago but I think it was on my stolen computer.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should just watch this whole video but I think the call starts at around 2:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJLccqgMJ8

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by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I just looked that up.

I wish there was a .gif of Benito Santiago clobbering that ball so hard he spun in the batter’s box.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video makes me do things. Damn allergies!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that call

And have watched that video so many times (also have the game taped). But not tonight. It’s all about Pat the Bat baby. And 2010.

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember that it happened on my 18th birthday. BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVAR.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go get 'em, Kenny!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aurillia, Snow, Nen, Lofton were all very likable as well.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, strange. Why didn’t I count the 2000/1997 holdovers?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I forgot Woody, so we both screwed up.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess “the core” from the 97-2000 days just counted differently in my head than the additions like Benito and Bell and, of course, Lofton. It’s like the Giants just got players and slapped ‘San Francisco’ on their jerseys.

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If Lofton wasn’t on your team, you hated him.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to argue, I don’t really remember him as a non-Giant.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree

He was my favorite player as a kid, and I didn’t really give a shit about the Indians. I know he had a bit of a rep but that overcompetitive nature was part of why I loved him as a ballplayer.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had that attitude. I remember a game when the Mariners were at Cleveland. Randy Johnson threw a curve or slider that almost hit Lofton. Lofton started to scream at Johnson, which pissed the Big Unit off. Johnson then threw the next pitch (a fastball) right at Lotton. He got that for his attitude.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

first game of the 2002 NLCS

he was barkin’ at the cardinals for something similar

by kezargiants on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may have gotten thrown at for his attitude, but he also got on base for it. :D

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

First thing I remember about Kenny Lofton

Is when he was a Giant he made a running catch and his momentum was taking him toward the CF wall so he threw the ball to the RF who then threw the ball back to the Infield

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I always wore his cleats. I thought they were the coolest ones out there in a time when there were really not that many options for sale.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nen! And Woody!

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, how did I forget Woody?????

Shame on me.

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Indeed.

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by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bell scored the winning run in the NLCS! And he won Game 4 of the WS too.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was still a good player. They are awful and aren’t even “clutch.”

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

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Russ Ortiz got me into baseball. I liked it before, but he sealed it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who feels exactly the same way. She was just in love with Russ Ortiz’s pitching.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his shapeless, mushy butt too, I’d imagine.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, god. I’ve passed the point of no return, haven’t I?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go find TheLetter2’s e-mail address for you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dreads checking his e-mail

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of us one of us

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for making me dig deep into my memory banks and recollect an image of that.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And for the record, no, she didn’t.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was absolutely crushed when we sent him to Atlanta. Atlanta. My favorite player… a Brave.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we got Damian Moss back!

Damian Moss!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wonder from Down Under!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s half an order to myself. I’m trying to pound out this mediation brief

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pound it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Merkin Valdez!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ace Australian!

by kimmyg on Sep 30, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better, so was she. Especially because, as kids of the 90’s, we really, really hated Atlanta.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ Ortiz was always my favorite player as well. For reasons I will never be able to figure out.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was just in love with Russ Ortiz’s pitching.

4-pitch walk. Single. 9-pitch popup. Infield hit. 8 pitch strikeout. Flyout.

by Every6thDay on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I think of Russ Ortiz, I always think of listening to this game on the radio.

But you know he pitched well, because he got the win.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrell Lowery

5-6 with 3 doubles? What in god’s name?

by kezargiants on Sep 29, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you don’t remember that glorious week when Terrell Lowery was the next Mel Ott.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-year-old voice over PA: NOW… BATTING… ROOSE… DAVIS.

Crowd: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Crowd, a few weeks later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

My former HS baseball coach!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think he should’ve gotten more of a shot. His AAA are fantastic, and he wasn’t bad at all in his major-league time.

by Evan on Sep 30, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why the heck did Nen get into that game?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russ was my favorite pitcher before this current crop. He’s probably still top 5

Lincecum
Cain
Nen
Ortiz
Schmidt

Yep, still top 5

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Russ too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He drove me fucking nuts. 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2….

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now WIlson fills that void

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In more torturous situations.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally this.

Damocles had nothing on me sitting through all those full counts wondering all the while, “is this gonna be That One Inning Ortiz always has?”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn Estes got me into baseball

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not the only David Bell fan from ’02? Nice.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i'd have to go with 2002, but this team

just has something special about em, always seem upbeat

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

97 was my first year as a hardcore Giant’s fan. They’re my favorite team ever. This one is gaining fast though.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved 2002 but looking back at that team no matter how much talent was on that team I think I’d take this group of guys. It kind of bugged me that the team didn’t look like they really liked each other because of the personalities in the clubhouse but this team they just feel like they’re a huge family and I love it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

'87 will never be topped for me

Unless of course they win the whole fuckin’ thing!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know, 2006 was pretty special too

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My recollection is they canceled the 2007 season…

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird huh!

I thought they just pitched BP to Bonds for like 3 years, just to watch him hit.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make Natto post the pics!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. That hits the spot.

by wcw on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should sign that guy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, they should resign him every year and if we finally win one he can get a ring.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah :(

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Lamar Bonds: Hitting Guru

He can “work with the hitters” by letting them touch the hem of his baggy pants.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he would consider working for the Giants in some capacity.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Rickey is campaigning for a full-time coaching gig with the A's.

Or anyone who’ll take him.

We could hire two of the top three left fielders (and egos) of all time as player/coaches, and use them like the Rockies used Giambi this year.

#epicawesome

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy starts Bonds/Henderson/Guillen outfield every game

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 30, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Barry Bonds guy….he was pretty good. Might have made a difference on the Giants.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like pretending that the camera flash is actually just spectral awesome leftover from the moment of contact.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

left over as two words.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross posting from another forum (somethingawful.com)
Near as I can tell, there are 15,530 (15,529 subtracting Barry) players in BR’s database that played at least one game from 1901-present, and 144 had at least one season with an OPS+ >= 169 (Bonds’ age 42 season) over at least 100 PAs. 1 – (144/15529) = 99.08% of all baseball players never matched Bonds’ 2007.

The Evidence

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does this mean Barry Bonds is good?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than 99% of hitters to ever play the game in the last century at age 42 when he was forced to retire due to outrageous hypocrisy and possibly collusion on the part of Major League Baseball? Yeah he’s alright.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that guy. But I’ve recovered.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I just wish the A’s would have signed him for a couple more years so I could still watch him.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell

I would have rooted for him on the Yankees. Just wanted to see him get one.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I would have too.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 30, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I could rationalize that to myself.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget about the ’96 team.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Osvaldomania!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a love-hate relationship with this team

hard for me to feel about current teams the same as when I was a kid. the 1986 and ’93 teams will always be my favorites, and this team is so infuriating to watch sometimes, but it does have so many interesting characters and some great players that have produced some truly magical moments.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what you meant to say is, it’s magic inside.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

they’re definitely moving up the list.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly. This team has a bunch of weirdly cobbled-together parts that are a lot of fun to watch but never quite cohere into an aesthetically satisfying whole. Or so I tell myself; probably it just has to do with age. The teams that get you when you’re young can never be supplanted.

by Evan on Sep 30, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll always love the '93 team

Even though they didn’t make the playoffs, that was the first year I lived and died with every game. Bonds’ awesomeness, the Burkett/Swift combo, Rod Beck…good times.

by scotterduder on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the ’93 team something fierce too. By the end of the season most of the pitching staff was on the DL and at least half their lineup was too but they still won 103 games. Even though they still lost, I had never been prouder of a team.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice first post!

I’m proud of them too. They gave it everything they had.

by scotterduder on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Co-signed

I talked about it below before seeing this

by dprodigy19 on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

'02 was mine also

I was 7, and it was my second year following baseball, and I was 7.

I can still name all the starters from that team.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old were you?

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked by the lack of love for 1993

2nd most painful sports memory of my life to end it, but that was an awesome squad.

Will, Matt, Robbie Thompson, pre-whatever Barry, Swift, Burkett, and Rod Beck

Favorite Giants team ever, by far.

by dprodigy19 on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I hadn’t read this yet when I posted mine.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did love 1993.

Swift.

Jackson.

Beck.

Game the fuck over.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a chance to get playoff tickets when I had back home next weekend but I’m going to wait, because, well just because I’m being irrational.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Got an e-mail that the Giants are selling 2nd round tickets next week.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't do any good for me

I’ll only be back next weekend

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

already?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Pre-sale for season ticket holders Tuesday for 4 hours before the rest goes on sale at 3 PM.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the highlight of Burrell’s home run (I had been watching the game on ESPN), two awesome things cropped up:

  • Kuip’s abbreviated home run call
  • The dude wearing the Torture ’10 Giants jersey.

by Every6thDay on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is essentially what I’m taking away from this game.

by techsig12 on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this should be the new site subtitle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be the postseason slogan, if it happens.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Describes us perfectly.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

One out of two ain't bad.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that jersey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Spanish… Tortura ’10

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw it. Best thing ever!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna rec this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I saw this

I zinged thru the gdt assuming it was a well known mcc member. Personally I’m not crazy about wearing a jersey but I would love one of those.

Also, and drunk

by mslackinoff on Sep 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The apostrophe makes it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i loved that jersey

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the ass slap from Huff.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell certainly can’t. He’s been tense and awkward ever since, I hear.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

His mind’s a-flutter.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If i got work assigned on monday for a class i'm just gonna go in with the excuse:

Giants pennant race, that is all

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That's all what you need

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have journalism and polisci on Mondays. My polisci prof is a huge Giants fan. My journalism prof is John Shrader of former KNBR fame. I’m pretty sure I could get a pass from them if the Giants make the playoffs.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU BARON!!!!

haha, i’m pretty sure mine couldn’t care less about baseball… or sports… /sigh geography teachers

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how do I explain my weeklong absence from work?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and drunk.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That was me in my Calc 3 class back in 2002.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TEXAS

Got a walk-off win… ON A STRIKEOUT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Seattle could lose that way.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are using the first 161 games

to lull the opposition into a false sense of security.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeout, wild pitch, catcher throw to first ole’d by the first baseman, runner scores, game over.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild pitch with a runner on 3rd?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro

how can you endure such things? =(
Can we get him and make him the new Aubrey?

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody can replace Aubrey

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn I wanted the Giants to get him when he came over.

Ichiro hitting in front of Bonds and Kent? RUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson was tweeting all over the place about the SF-AZ game and how much he loves Timmy.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

mancrush

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like CJ Wilson to the point that I wish were a Giant. I think he’d fit in well here. Oh well.

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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally ignored him last year at Zito’s bash. Well, not ignored; he just seemed like he wasn’t sure about getting into the whole party thing of it all, plus of course he’s straight edge, so he wasn’t lubricated.

Wilson smells good though. And saw through me instantly.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I love a man that smells good.

(He’d probably see right though me, too)

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said “wish were a Grant.”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we have enough of those now with Fonte-yes on the team.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see him on the team. I really like C.J.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

marvelous
brian “ninja” wilson looks like a villian from gangs of new york with that beard. he’s not related but I always root for him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the book now

It’s really weird, but also good.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was fan-frigging-tastic.

Two more wins. Good lord, two more wins.

(Wood knocked on.)

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 29, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold onto you junk people!

ESPN has Giants as the first story on their main page!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Way ahead of you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they headlined it with “Cain is Able”

by apistat on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Cain is Able

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com too

Rattled Early by Snakes, Lincecum Delivers Magic

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enchanter!

We need that wizard pic!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proof

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t even pronounce “West’s”.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

west tis is

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 30, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

alternately

westssssssssssssssssssss

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 30, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

Wilson is one save away from tying the franchise record.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and 2 saves away from his arm detaching

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it back! you don’t mean it!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a related note, I was watching the Tenth Inning during the game and the 2002 world series is featured very prominently. It was not good.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it show the Bonds home runs?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember seeing Bonds’ massive shot against K-Rod

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same, it was horrible.

by Snack on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining you saying this in a thick German accent.

by Natto on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s because you’ve met me.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never forget that night. Our night…

by Natto on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancin’ in the Moonlight !

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a wonderful night for a moondance.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Der Käse war alt und der Wein war lau.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ich denke es war so lauwarm, wie der Wein.

by wcw on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dasfapdasfapdasfapdasfap

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Gatt ja! Oh Gatt ja!

by Every6thDay on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was a shame his arm was irreparably injured by the asteroid that crashed into the stadium during Game 6 of the WS

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s gonna start postin pics

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happened

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Robb Nen

My favorite closer of all-time! I kind of feel like Beck is way to overrated, but hey what do I know? B-Weezy you may surpass Nen if you keep it up.

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Nen

What is Nen spelled backwards? IT’S STILL NEN!!!!!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still could be a part of the ninja club!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for spelling his name correctly

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know the way to overrated?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

BECK!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still would be alittle bit of a teary-eyed moment for me if Shooter’s record fell

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta overlooked in that awesome Brian Johnson HR game is Beck loading the bases with no outs in the 9th or 10th and then somehow getting out of it. So awesome

by apistat on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How awesome

would BW be is he came out for the Pad’s series with a Fu-Man-Chu….in tribute

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still somewhat convinced that Kenny fuckin’ Powers is modeled after him in so many ways.

by apistat on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

I’m pretty sure dude can reach 50 saves this season.

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be happy with 49

:)

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace, who was Beck’s teammate. seemed a bit sad after that stat was brought up.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 30, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man, they need to use those Spanish highlights more.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Link or it didn’t happen

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN postgame show.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the intro to CSN’s return from commercial break.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I stopped watching, I had to go into the bathroom and cough out the Brian Wilson Stress, “Green Mile” style

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy “green buds” style

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Miller can really lay it down

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si, si, si!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

goooooooooooooooo Giants!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah! Your grandma rules. My gran loved the Giants too. Her guy was Bonds, forever and ever.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your grandma is a hero.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hickup

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip is peeing himself

Kruk can feel it on his thigh

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

man I love those guys

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i just want to say

they deserve it as much as anyone. they’ve been watching shitty Giants teams for the past 5 years too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should really be the motto

Win it for Kruk and Kuip: They’ve had to call every game of this shit

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT, but...

You’ve really been Granting it up lately replying to your own posts.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lately? I’ve been doing this for years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t get to 90,000 comments without self-replying a few times.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

~74,000

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To think I made up that number because I thought it sounded ridiculous, and yet you’ll probably hit it in a few months.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.

/Zuckerburg’d

by techsig12 on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie is getting great reviews, but it looks douchey to me based on the promos. I wonder.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, but I think the Sorkin Style will actually lend itself to this Citizen Zuckerberg movie.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Sorkin’s screenplays.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do, too! I just think pretentious and douchey is a fairly common reaction to his material if you’re just seeing it in bits and pieces.

by Every6thDay on Sep 30, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen a lot of it considering it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. Obviously people who like it will watch more of it.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the point of the film when you really look at it. I actually liked the use of Kanye West’s “Power” in the TV spots lately

by techsig12 on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt I’ll get myself to see it in theaters, but I’ll probably catch it later on.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s cool? A billion dollars!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they're making an Indy film about facebook too

I could’ve just dreamed that, though

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/uses bullwhip to corral Farmville animals

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apps. Very dangerous. You go first.

by Natto on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indy’s profile pic is the icing here.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

After reading the plot it sounds slightly different than the Social Network

but it’s still about Facebook. It’s called Catfish if you care

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly different?

Isn’t Catfish a possibly-fake documentary about artists chatting with fans online and finding out the kids aren’t kids, they’re stalkers?

(Catfish is also an awesome Bob Dylan song about Mr. Hunter.)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball…like Catfish can

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems more often this past day. I feel like half the posts I’ve read this day are by you.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just remember mine more because they are of such high quality.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And/or quantity

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering I’ve only really been on today during the game, I dunno.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was premium content.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

how much do they seriously drink during the game

by TBRMKane on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no man will ever know

and live to tell the tale

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t kuip smoke too?

by TBRMKane on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least at one point . . .

. . . he gave it up; around the time his first child was born, I think, because his wife didn’t want the child exposed to second-hand smoke. I’m not sure whether he stayed off the wagon.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re joking about being drunk

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At end end of game 162 a few years ago, ending an awful season, they asked Kruk who his player of the game is and he said “Jack Daniels.”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaeger Bombs?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He clearly can't drink yet.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet he gets carded every time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vodka and cranberry.....hold the cranberry!

/Flem giggles to himself

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem seems like the kind of guy who would go to a bar and order milk…

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One grape Nehi to go please

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He barely looks old enough to attend an ice cream social.

by Every6thDay on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Huys can we hurry up and pick our players of the game....

….my mom is parked in a 15 min zone out front"

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 beers later he’s as drunk.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

2 beers Mike’s Hard Lemonades later he’s as drunk.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less seriously . . .

. . . they aren’t, but the sensation is probably about the same. There is an awful lot of stress in broadcasting any game, plus the tension of a critical game, plus the extra tension of a close critical game. The letdown when it is all in the bag is stupendous, and will leave anyone feeling punch-drunk (not hooch-drunk).

Plus they all four are pretty, um, unorthodox personalities (well, not so sure about Dave.)

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave’s getting younger?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flemmjamin Button?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Bengie’s getting larrrrrrrger!

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do look drunk

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants draft pitchers!

Lincecum
Cain
Sanchez
Wilson
Romo

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewington

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him too.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey

Can stil close if they need an out or two I think. BAA in College like .172?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you post a link to a commercial for the US Army?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what he looks like calling one of those. He always looks like a half-asleep old surfer dude, and I have trouble picturing him screaming excitedly like that. Does he jump up out of the chair? Does he just sit up straight and get his diaphragm in position?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my favourite Giants team.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah, where did that ‘u’ come from?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the K.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

See… it would be the UK, but you took the U from it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s just the K.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I needed that last one to fully understand.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand now!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

British.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

proper spelling!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eton.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a mole!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sportscenter, ESPNEWS and Quick Pitch start their shows with Giants-DBacks.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/shows Yankees 3 times to make up for it

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was not mentioned yet, I think?

How AWESOME was Lincecum striking out Chris Young? 2 out walks a guy bringing the tying run to the plate. Lincecum is at 110 pitches and Botch comes out, I thought he was done. And it was a looking strike 3 see ya! BOOM!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Going off of that

Have you guys noticed that Buster has been a bit more animated behind the plate of late? He did a pretty epic fist pump after the Chris Young K in the 7th! And there was one on the last out yesterday.

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by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy his antics when the giants win a game

Especially when casey blake strikes out to end it in LA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way Bochy jogged to the mound

I knew he wasn’t going to be taken out. He normally walks slowly.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did walk slowly. i was there, aand everyone started to give timmy an ovation then the next thing i knew, bork was walking back and timmeh was still in there

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He walked faster than he normally does. Usually he walks like a 90 year old person with a walker.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or . . .

. . . like an old catcher. Which is basically the same walk.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea he definitely jogged out there.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 30, 2010 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just heard ted lietners call to end the padres game

SIT DOWN! NOT OVER NOT OVER NOT OVER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no spoon, There is no spoon. There is no spoon.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lietner is the worst in baseball

He should be cast into the sea. He is clearly not drinking enough in the booth.

by fjm on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip caray is worse

Just because he’s so fucking dumb and that bad at what he does.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoever does the radio for the padres

is the absolute worst in baseball

he call them “my padres” classless. and i hate his accent.

by kezargiants on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

he’s the worst. also the reds radio announcer sucks, he sounds like he’s 95.

by kezargiants on Sep 29, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Marty Brennanman. He is 95.

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by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the Midwesterners are really bad. I remember listening to a call of a guy (can’t remember the team) yelling “get up, get up, get up” at a home run ball as it was in flight.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Hawk Harrelson, the White Sox announcer.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Jon mock him?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon/the rest of the free world

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my friends who are White Sox fans and actually like him mock him.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon can, and does, mock anyone. Successfully.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow or Kuip did too, at one point this year

Kruk, I think

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Mike Shannon, Cardinals voice.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the Cardinals, since I didn’t hear the Hawk’s overlong home run call after the ball did in fact get up him enough to pass the fence.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reallt? Even Kruk & Kuip don’t do that and they actually were Giants.

Jon always calls it fairly.

And Stanford is so circumspect it sometimes gets annoying (but I recall Ted Robinson so it’s just a function of a good 4th caster. Not Joe Angel, the pandering twit.)

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, so do the peedres play early tomorrow? Get away day for the cubs and all…

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by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, no more off days for San Diego

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait early

The game is at 3:35

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SD 3:30 Pacific.

Braves at 4:30 Pacific

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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

3:45 for SD vs. Chi

12:45 for the good guys.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, I can watch both.

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by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I hate Thom, I begrudgingly have to agree. When did he go back to calling Dbacks games though? I thought he worked for the Reds now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the other Brennaman. Marty.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/team/broadcasters.jsp?c_id=cin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill it! Kill it!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowboy!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeahhhhhhhh. That’s what I’m talking about

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So….much…..forehead….

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a fivehead!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

One time, he watched me in my high school’s performance of West Side Story. His baby sitter was Anita. I was Action. After the play, he met up with his baby sitter and said, “Man, who was that kid who played Action? He was amazing.”

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Action was always my favorite role in WSS, because he was the douchiest.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant totally owned that character.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an eye, vagina was dry in the house.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some Purple Row commenters.

The word itself makes some Purple Row commenters uncomfortable.

Vagina.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HOORAY FOR VAGINAS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Frisbee?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that was true, I think you would have mentioned it before.

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by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Two of them. The pictures of those announcers are actually kind of funny

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you listen to San Diego and Colorado announcers, you can’t really hate him that much. Those guys are disgraces.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thom always just sounds like he has such a stick up his ass about something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That happens to the second-generation announcers. They didn’t have a chance.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst part of when Giants play Padres

Extra innings is blacked out here. i have to listen to the Padre’s broadcast. Terrible. Also, Pirates are wicked terrible, and Braves are the most disgracefully homer announcers I ever heard.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Buddy Black

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawk is a pretty ridiculous homer for the White Sox but he doesn’t piss me off nearly as much as the Atlanta and San Diego guys.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Dick Enberg but he doesn’t do a good job for Padres TV.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his voice. I’m pretty meh about what he says with it though. But yeah, that was a good call.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s one of the better FOX announcers to be honest, and he’s pretty good doing NFL IMO.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he did. Arizona’s TV play-by-play guy is now Don Sutton’s kid.

by non sequitur on Sep 29, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does still work for the Reds. Daren Sutton usually does games for Arizona with “mumbles” Grace.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last I heard

Daren Sutton (son of Don) and Mark Grace (son of an expletive) still did D’Backs TV.

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he spells it “Daron”, just to mess with us.

by non sequitur on Sep 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN dude says we can actually win it!

Comment From Eric
Whats the realistic ceiling for the Giants?
9:03

Nick Pietruszkiewicz: With those arms? They can win the whole thing.

by waffles on Sep 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It kinda depends on which version of each pitcher shows up. But the good version of the top 5, even Zito, is pretty good.

Not that the Phillies don’t have a few themselves.

by wcw on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually not aware that the NL West is part of the MLB though

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if Pietriszkiewicz says so...

(If he was a baseball player, I would so get his jersey)

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by GiantBrass on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharktopus!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Grant. Your take on Pat Burrell tonight was EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Thank you Giants. I love you, and I can’t WAIT to go to the playoffs.

by zuma420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

If they don’t win tomorrow, they have to take two of three from the Padres.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if the Padres win Motherfucker

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wh... What?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing bit from the end of the game

Check out Pat booking it out of the dugout and immediately throwing his arms around Weezy and Buster’s shoulders. Leadership.

Also, that play makes up for Uribe double-clutching in Cain’s no-hitter that wasn’t.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I caught that. Seriously, no team has our energy right now.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a Pat Burrell line should be added to the graph Grant made yesterday.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AN AWESOME GAME TO BE AT.

And lol Goofus on Kiss Cam.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

That was awesome.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone catch it when they said Lincecum’s pitch count was at 109?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I think I’ll take credit for this win because I bought a new Giants hat today at the Dugout store.

SORRY, PAT AND TIM. I CLEARLY DID ALL THE WORK HERE.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

I was in 327, and going to all three SD games.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in 324. I’m going to the game on Sunday.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! We’re going on Sunday too.

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by Merope on Sep 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not bitter or jealous of you in any way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU ALL!!!

/runs away sobbing

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SORRY. I CAN’T HELP IT IF MY DAD SUGGESTS GOING TO THE GIANTS GAME ON MY BIRTHDAY.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH AND I BET IT WAS SOOOOO PERFECT FOR YOU!
/locks self in bathroom

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But hey, Happy Birthday!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Thanks!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My birthday is October 31. I think that this is a good plan.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 4 of the World Series is October 31.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not an NL home game, is it?

DAMN YOU ALL-STAR GAME

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will be at Arlington, TX, Minneapolis, MN, Bronx, NY or Tampa/St. Pete FL.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have school at 7:35 the next day.

I don’t think this will work out.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game will start about 5:30

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that might be a problem.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homework?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m not going to an away game anyway, so it doesn’t really matter.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant watching on TV.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, damn. Baseball or socializing.

The former, it is.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easy choice is easy

Then again, I like baseball and… [emotion] socializing

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped out on socializing last Halloween to sit at home and watch the Yankees/Phillies game even though I dislike both teams.

WHAT IS THIS LIFE PEOPLE SPEAK OF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I skip out on socializing all the time

like right now, for example

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did that the entire weekend so I could just listen to the games in peace. It was fun.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I watch almost every game

and not too many of my friends like baseball. But at gametime this room has magic inside

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get that. The playoffs bore me to death when the Giants aren’t in them (that is, 2004 and onward).

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch as a baseball fan. We had GDT and made fun of LA when Matt Stairs homered while with the Phils.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Dodgers is a bit different. Watching the Yankees/Phillies play makes me sick.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus. I want to go to at least game 5, which means All Souls’ Day.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well off to bed

So glad it’s a day game so I get to watch it right after class.

What an awesome time right now.

/plzdontletanythinggowrong

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, your energy….it’s all wrong

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many of you teenagers had to google Matt White?

/the 2% of you who read the post-game, that is

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU SCOTT BORAS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks to make sure that’s the guy

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the second most famous matt white in baseball

by kingofthacove on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The teenagers are too busy with their pets to google Matt White.

I’m using this joke in every post game thread until the Giants lose.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now some of us like troll

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was before my time but I know who he is

BA FTW

Also, I think I read a story about him, and apparently now his property sits on lots of gold or something

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is a musician named Matt White

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fuckin Mat White to me!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad the game is early. I’d hate to have to miss my Softball season opener at Twin Creeks

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sh*t

What time are you playing?

I’ve got a 5:30, 6:40 and 9:00 – I didn’t know fellow mccoven were out there. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ave a 6:40, Intermediate Co-Ed, Field 4

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Ratto just said “if they get in, it will be by the hair of their… well… you know… cocks.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s missing a small bit of context and I tweaked a homophone, but it is what he said word for homophonic word.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fried chicken?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I think he’s joking. And Drunk

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking about the Padres and the Braves wild card race. The first part was about the Padres, and he was talking about short hairs, but he never said it. The sentence trailed off to nowhere, and then he busts out talking about the Braves by starting with “COX”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamecocks. I always thought to get one of those caps that said “I LOVE COCKS”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially those that are game.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My alma mater’s mascot, by the way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You love the Cocks?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they keep winning, sure.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was giving Ratto a bad time about his Rockies pick to win the division
RattoCSN @LarsTheWanderer I didn’t fail. I was right. The Rockies were wrong.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old fan is old

Have to say 1962 is still my favorite Giants team, but this one is getting awfully close.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

My dad was 7

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad was 4 going on 5.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs hadn’t won a World Series in 54 years

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word "Gaylord"

conjured images of a BAMF pitcher

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded for Sam McDowell. :(

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and/or a band doing American pop songs in Italian and English.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad was almost born.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need help across the street?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be warned though

The next few weeks could cause you to age like the guy at the end of the 3rd Indiana Jones movie

hell, that may happen to all of us

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovenmin Button

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croix de McC

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came, I saw, I LOL’ed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could remember the 62 team. All I get is reading about it in books.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. Can you imagine the torture?

And 1964-1969…

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

More years of torture…

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They put our measly torture to shame!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m glad I didn’t have to live through what came after (Johnnie LeMaster).

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my childhood.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I wasn't in the GDT threats

Fuck you, Will Venable.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, dude

The PGT is a happy place

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man like go out and smell the flowers man…wait what were we talking about?

by Snack on Sep 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

3

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i saw he robbed that 2 (or was it 3?) run homer from Cubbies tonight.

it makes me feel better about the cubs winning tomorrow- they didn’t fall flat tonight, they just got unlucky

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how now that Timmy’s dominating again no one in the media is saying “OMG HE NEEDS TO LIFT MORE WEIGHTS”

by monsterlxe on Sep 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ scouts saying he would “never be an effective pitcher again”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

possible jinx question… Since we’re up 2 on the reds. if we win 2 games and tie the Reds, since we won the season series against them would that mean that we would (in theory) play the Braves in the 1st round?

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 29, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not want

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

rather have the phils?

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phils would be way worse in a 5-game series, with that 3 -man rotations. Braves are 35-46 on the road and they’re out Prado.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 29, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer the Phils in the first round. All or nothing. I want us to go out and punch them in the mouth straight-away.

Honestly, I just feel like we match up against the Phils better than the Braves…..plus, the 90s are still fresh in my mind.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this singletary?

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Is. The. M. L. B.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is so much to learn, and so little time to learn it when you have a veteran presence like Bengie Molina who you can’t disrespect by playing someone else.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the love of God, Mike… who are you talking to?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fysical with an F!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brent Jones was on KNBR today and he mentioned that one of his family members followed up the Chiefs loss by saying: “Embarrassing with an M.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t remind me :(

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing embarrassing about losing to KC at Arrowhead.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be noncompetitive is embarrassing

That’s two really bad road performances against two suspect teams.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 30, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

After a few more games KC will not be considered ‘suspect’.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The breadth of that loss was pretty embarrassing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am admitting that I am not using logic, but something about ATL scares me. Maybe it’s because Lil’ Jon groped me once when I was a boy…..anyway, that’s besides the point.

Strategy wise, maybe it is bad. I just feel like the Phils have been built up as this unstoppable machine, and I would rather face them after they have been coating to the end of the season rather than after they have built some post season momentum.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do agree to a certain extent. Hudson and Lowe dominate us and Hanson has the potential to. And it is Atlanta.

But Philly is a legitimate team with Halladay, Hamels, Oswalt and an actual offense and everything. Braves Lineup is worse than ours… a lot worse.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right of course, still doesn’t ease my anxiety over the Braves

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that 3 man is intimidating, but I will see your Roy’s with a Linceum-Cain 1-2 punch any day…as long as that day is not in August

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately they have the lineup advantage too.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that the Giants just need to go out and play baseball.

They will put runs on the board. They will win baseball games.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 29, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn, I just thought I was sitting on my keys

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

It’s on now.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

…what the hell did I miss.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I was at the park. Just got home.

When Pat hit that home run, my immediate reaction was “OH YEAH TAKE THAT ONE UP YOURS KENNEDY”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the park, too. My first thought when he hit that homer was, “WOW PAT. I wonder what Huff’s thinking.”

I’ve read Home Runs and Western Suns too much.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first thought was

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff gave him a pretty enthusiastic butt slap after the HR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cue jealous Rowand.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why I don't trust ZiPS Projections

Season Team AB PA H 1B 2B 3B HR R RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS AVG
2010 2 Teams 359 423 90 51 19 0 20 48 64 57 103 1 6 0 2 .250
2010 ZiPS (U). 369 429 92 52 20 0 20 49 63 59 106 1 6 0 2 .249

:P That may be the closest I have ever seen even with 4 games left

by Chromehawk on Sep 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey. Panda got another hit. Just thought I’d mention it.
It’d sure be nice if he inexplicably started hitting like Pablo again.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Or even explicably.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be nice, but I am really afraid that away from ATT he will start hitting like Pablo again

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think too much is made of his home away splits for this season, though I don’t have a detailed explanation as to why.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because his component stats have been pretty much identical, which shows that Pablo’s not doing anything different at home and on the road. He’s just getting really lucky at AT&T and really unlucky away from San Francisco.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The size of the disparity and sample size would suggest more than just random variation.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The things that Sandoval is doing are very very similar and in no way account for those splits.

The sample size really isn’t that big. Crazy things can happen in 250 ABs.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying I can explain it, but to me, those numbers do suggest that there is something (special cause variation) that is causing a statistically significatn difference.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 30, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Travis ishikawa

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 30, 2010 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

How quickly we forget…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the size of the disparity and sample size would suggest that it’s probably a bizarre fluke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That will do nicely.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

owlcroft is here!

Thoughts on Brian Wilson’s appearance tonight, chap?

by GiantPain on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that the relevant folk wisdom . . .

. . . is encapsulated in the reference to “Going to the well once too often.”

Bochy is managing scared, which is to say “No-fault managing”—don’t do, or neglect to do, as appropriate, anything about which anyone can, after the event, ask “But why did[n’t] you . . . ?”

Often that is satisfactory, but sometimes it is not, especially when that sword can cut two ways. He obviously feels that in the event of failure “Why did you use a seriously overworked reliever?” is an easier question than “Why didn’t you use your ace closer?”

And I’ve been here all evening.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just noted you

He seemed a bit off tonight. I would have preferred Romo. But alas.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be a bit worried if they throw him again tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

My feeling is that Boch is trying to get him that saves record.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, you’re probably right. How stupid.

by Evan on Sep 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt. I bet if Boch could chose to have a 10 R lead in the 9th or a 3 run lead he would always choose the former.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should scroll down before I reply to comments

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s waiting for the playoffs to start.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home, great game. I’ll said it before when Pat hit the HR in a Timmy game and I’ll say it again. “Damn you , you beautiful bastard!” After that 3 spot Timmy locked it down. Very nice and tomorrow I go see Madison. Yea!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my

Should have turned off KNBR a long time ago this is a fucking circus.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah wtf was that song..

by aMAYSing24 on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I imagine it was what they call at KNBR a “ratings killer”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is any necessary?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Just got home from the yard and all I have to say is

PAT FUCKING BURRELL!!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Patural

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I almost forgot , Goofus and the Mrs. were on the Kiss cam. Very cute couple.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs tweeted about it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked up at the screen and said “Hey, I know that guy.”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost yelled out “HOLY SHIT IT’S GOOFUS.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should have.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 30, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was with my dad. He doesn’t approve of me using swear words.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make the subject line . . .

. . . a bare “my”, but that seemed unduly stark. (Genitive with gerund, and all that.)

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit! That’s that bastard Goofus! God’s Balls dad, did he marry over his head or what?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

THWACK

Get your house in order, either there or here. You will not live in between.

SCRUNCH

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaay over my head

After meeting a number of McC wives such as Mrs. Delorean, Mrs. Oldjacket, Mrs. jctgamer, Mrs. Taliesin, I think it’s a recurring theme among the McCoven.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Disaster would agree with you.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s Baggs’ Twitter page? I want to see this myself.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe I saw that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

was goofus the guy who stood up, turned his hat around, kissed his lady? (met with huge roars) i think it was the last couple on the kiss cam?

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. First couple.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who kissed the African-American woman.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

the only one i remember 100% was that last guy, cause he kinda stook out with the turning the hat around thing. damn it

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that guy was hilarious

He lifted his hat, as if acknowledging the crowd, then deftly replaced it backward before going for liplock. Afterward, he dramatically replaced it.

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by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Goofus is a sister?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is beautiful.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, gracious and kind.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very classy. I don’t know how she put up with 1,000,000 dick jokes.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just quit beating around the bush and ask if Mrs. Goofus has a hot, single, sister?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

DOES MRS GOOFUS HAVE A HOT SISTER because you know i’m all about the wimmins

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by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STRAIGHT

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by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t care if she’s single or not?

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's a sista

She’s a ight…I took this picture of her a couple of weeks ago in Florence

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… Okay afternoon…. I guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re into that sort of thing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a game.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from the game too, and man, what a great one to be at. Section 109 (109, of all numbers, lol), row 24.

Did anyone hear someone yell “thanks for killing the buzz” right after Guillen fouled out to the catcher on one pitch (following the Burrell blast?).

That was me.

by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not hear that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I wasn’t at the game.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now you’re a star.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Sep 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. he sure did kill the buzz at the park though. it was great, then he comes up and fouls out on the first pitch. fucking pathetic. i really, really hope he doesn’t play in the playoffs, though i know that won’t happen. what a huge black hole that sucks the life out of the middle order

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez really needs to get healthy

The only move I’d be ok with is fontenot at 3B, huff in RF and Panda at 3B

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by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

two third basemen would be quite something

by bombs on Sep 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops, Panda at 1B

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey, the Dodgers have three men on base!"

 “Which one?”

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Free.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were in 109 too!

Taliesin and Mrs. Taliesin scored seats in the front row right on the dugout.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

109!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

JUST GOT HOME!

PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL PAT BURRELL

OH AND GOOFUS ON THE KISS CAM. LOL!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

There, a paragraph down. Suck it, homework..

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Just A paragraph?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only need, like, threeish.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Probably mentioned upthread, but Mr and Mrs Goofus sucking some serious face on Kiss-Cam.

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by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

OT

Does anyone know what we’re paying for tonights line-up? It can’t be more than 10million right? I think we’re rolling with the bargain boys FTW

Every Third Game

by OneLoveSF on Sep 30, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum’s making like $10 million by himself.

(Take that, what you actually meant!)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides Timmy

Besides timmy

Torres $426k
Fontenot
Huff $3m
Posey
Burrell
Guillen
Uribe $3.25m
Sandoval $465k

Every Third Game

by OneLoveSF on Sep 30, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could . . .

. . . look it up.

Lincecum: $8,000,000
Torres:   $  426,000
Fontenot: $?                 ($1,000,000 total)
Huff:     $3,000,000
Posey:    $  400,000 ?       (guess = MLB minimum)
Burrell:  $  400,000 ?       (by Giants, guess = MLB minimum; $9,000,000 total)
Guillen:  $  250,000         (by Giants; $12,000,000 total)
Uribe:    $3,250,000
Sandoval: $  465,000

I have no idea how much of Fontenot’s salary the Giants are absorbing; even if it is all, prorated, it isn’t much, maybe $290K.

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prices (approximate)

Aubrey Huff:$.50 Four Leaf Clover
Andres Torres:$20 Horse Shoe
Pat Burrel:$0 Rabbit’s Foot
Buster Posey: Priceless(until arbitration)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny Quote From Dirrty from last nights game...

Reporter: Did they tell you that only 4 left handers in the whole history of the franchise have gotten 200 strikeouts?
Sanchez: No, I don’t follow stats so I don’t know…
Reporter: Did you know two of the other three are dead?
Sanchez:
You saying you want me to die?

LOL

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

bring it on puto!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

haahaha that’s comedy. who was the reporter?

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman getting on people’s good sides as always?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

….wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 30, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was a dumb question.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 30, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This from the AP wrap up

Lincecum (16-10) struck out 11 in seven innings despite pitching congested and with a cold, the 26th time in his career he’s reached double digits for strikeouts. It was the seventh time this year, which matches Milwaukee’s Yovani Gallardo for most in the NL.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

half those losses came in one month… id still consider him as a cy young candidate.

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mainly for the pitching congested and with a cold.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I have in common with Lincecum: the ability to catch a cold on a day where it is 120 degrees outside.

by non sequitur on Sep 30, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Baggs

You better give Timmy a vote, just so he has five.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, lest we forget:

Phil Cuzzi

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT reply actions  

to be up 3 going into the SD series would be no different than being up 2 (assuming we win tomorrow and SD wins).

Either way, 1 win seals it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming

Wonderful word, that.

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

or assuming we lose tomorrow and SD loses.

how about “in the scenario that we don’t gain or lose ground”

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that blown check swing call goes a long way to evening up the ledger.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday's game?

I don’t think so. He still could have struck out, it’s not like it for sure changed the outcome of the game.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’d be saying that if it happened to the Giants I’m sure.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone else at the game see a goofus sighting during the kiss cam

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 30, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Nobody who covers the team for a living, if that’s what you’re asking.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know if anyone saw this, but Cain is pitching Friday, Zito saturday, and Sanchez sunday

by giant4life83 on Sep 30, 2010 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

There, two paragraphs. Suck it, homework.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

While you’re at it, do you want to write a composition for me?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not particularly, if I’m going to be honest.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, then. I gotta go find someone to write it for me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

chop, you aren’t offering howie enough money.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 30, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

PiKA might be free. You could also probably banter DrDC into the act without him even realizing it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The latter seems easy enough.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I resent this comment.

Although I will say, my weekend is already here.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Howie and essays, I used the word whetstone to make a really great analogy a couple weeks ago. Let me find it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Now you’re just showing off.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s relevant because Howie told me what a whetstone was!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what that means.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that word is way better than “knife sharpener”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but . . .

. . . all whetstones are knife sharpeners, but not all knife sharpeners are whetstones.

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having honed the knife of religious comparisons on the whetstone of analogy, he is now using it to stab his detractors.

It’s a violent analogy about analogies!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 30, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now use "Wheatstone bridge".

(And not as a place name.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheatstone Bridge has a full, crisp flavor because it’s cold-brewed with FlavorLock™ technology.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 30, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the young man wins a kewpie doll.

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

 “Our seals are scientifically proven to be tighter than those of any other beer. What does that mean? More of our great taste is being preserved for you.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

 “To make our glass bottles, we use nothing but the finest sand from Waikiki, then melt it at over 4200 degrees, creating a smooth handling experience. Just another example of Wheatstone looking out for you.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Technically, I probably should have gone with 2700 degrees, but I didn’t care enough to click on another Wikipedia page to try to find out the right answer)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now with extra heat for improved smoothness!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even prior to the advent of modern dentistry, the “Wheatstone bridge” was not a popular solution to the problem of missing teeth.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, apparently: “A Wheatstone bridge is an electrical circuit invented by Samuel Hunter Christie in 1833 and improved and popularized by Sir Charles Wheatstone in 1843.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

So technically, I was being factually correct with that dental comment.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the bingo.

But the prize was already awarded, based on neatness, originality, and earliest postmark. Judges’ decisions are final.

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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t get points for looking it on Wikipedia, anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lost a word there somehow. Looking it up.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I referenced Matt Cain in an essay.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 30, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loyalty to baseball teams is an interesting thing.

It seems to survive relocation, even to far out of area, and even multiple times over many years.

In some cases, it is no doubt a matter of childhood loyalties lasting—something similar to what biologists call “imprinting”. But what of those who don’t come into baseball fandom till adulthood (or near-adulthood)? They, too, seem to show this continuing loyalty. And it doesn’t seem to matter much whether the team is doing well or poorly, or—what one might think would matter a lot—whether the players are mostly likeable or mostly, um, unpleasant.

I don’t know the current Giants players as once I knew rosters, but my impression is that (at least with Bengie gone), there are no unpleasant folk on even the expanded roster. Even the chancey Jose Guillen seems to be acting like a good teammate and general nice guy.

All interesting, and a bit strange.

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by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 1:22 AM PDT reply actions  

loyalty to teams

Well, I think of it as the fact that people find meaning in baseball. Like when people say that baseball is a “religion”, the point is that faith is something that by definition is not rationally interrogated. In this post-Moneyball era I guess the trend is to rationalize the techniques and knowledge by which players are evaluated, but even here we’re talking about the rationalization of means (evaluating players) rather than ends (why you’re interested in baseball in the first place).

Or, to put it more bluntly, we all lead empty lives of clocking in and out in the instrumental sphere of work and only find meaning outside of it, in opiates for the masses like music, art, sports, etc. If you love your job, I guess you’re one lucky son of a bastard.

by non sequitur on Sep 30, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even the chancey Jose Guillen seems to be acting like a good teammate and general nice guy.

Ooh, that’s chancey. Where are you going?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

McDonald’s

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen really impressed me in interviews

He seems very likable, well-spoken and says the right things.

I loved his joke about wanting Uribe (who’s English is broken at best) to translate for him in interviews.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft made a grammatical mistake!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Elaborate.

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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draft finished. Suck it, homework.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 2:09 AM PDT reply actions  

one page down

six to go, 15 hours left until paper is due, 7 of those will be taken up with work/other classes.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 30, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Mat the Brat to Pat the Bat

postgame celebration drinks led to photoshop an attempt… it’s not very clean, and it took me 5 minutes to realize I actually opened Word instead of PS at first, but 8 shots and 3 drinks later, this is all I can remember from the events of the day…

Alarm, please don’t fail me tomorrow…

by mlb22 on Sep 30, 2010 3:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Please tell me that the Bay Area is going crazy over this team. The crowds on TV look awesome, as locked in and vibrant as I’ve seen in years.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 30, 2010 4:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Checking in from China

I’ve been blocked from the twatters and the bookface and the wifis and 3Gs, plus the time difference makes it difficult to follow the games, but I check the score and read (and laugh at) the comments here every day.

I’m loving the Magic Inside™. Though my fondest remembrance was the early 2000s editions of the Giants, the 2010 guys have better chemistry and they don’t seem like the type of guys who will open their mouths years later and ruin your memories (like Kent).

Taiwan was fun. Unlike China, they are a civilized country that loves baseball. Like, it’s the only sport covered on their version of ESPN. Unfortunately, they mostly love the Yankees and Dodgers. I actually watched a couple of the Giants-Dodgers games through the KCAL-9 feed with Vin Scully (but we won those, so HA!)

I can’t wait to get back to the States. Due to rescheduling, looks like I will be in the Bay Area in time for…PLAYOFFS! (Don’t hurt me, Jim Mora!)

by Murray, Present on Sep 30, 2010 6:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I've had some good times in China

but it certainly pairs awkwardly with a love of baseball.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 30, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Online streaming

Clickable link

Some are better than others, but it usually works.

by stab_master_arson on Sep 30, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

But
Unfortunately, they mostly love the Yankees and Dodgers

But Timmy and Ishi are each 1/2 Asian…add them together and you’ve got slick-fielding player who’s arm is totally wasted at 1B who still can’t hit.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just now going to bed…15 page paper due at 930 lol, but tonights game was so awesome. I love you Pat…also, does anyone know his walk-up music? such an awesome tune

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 30, 2010 6:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Most nights from April to October, I have to decide whether to go to bed or continue watching the game. It’s always a gamble. Sometimes, I stay up until midnight and watch us lose 1-0 to the Astros. Sometimes, I wake up to discover we won in the overnight hours.

This morning when I got to the studio, I pulled up the overnight summaries from the AP wire and read of the victory. I hate that I missed the game, but it’s all gravy if the team wins.

In conclusion, Pat Burrell. Also, Tim Lincecum. Brian Wilson.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 30, 2010 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Apparently GLB refers to the Giants as the Vagiants.

From the comments it seems to be a play on the word vagina. Creative.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty clever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wimmins be menstruating, amirite?

by Murray, Present on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like, all the time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like we don’t call them the Madres?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Madres rhymes and kinda sounds likes Padres.

Vagiants/Giants/Vaginas don’t sound alike and other than a A and a G have nothing in common.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres fans tend to be uncouth. /now THAT’s being supercilious, Purple Row.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I like vaginas...there's magic inside

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 30, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your hypocrisy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind them having nick names for us. I just don’t see the naturalness in calling the Giants Vagiants

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the shared ‘gi’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer “Whale Vaginas.”

by taliesin on Sep 30, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Pat Burrell.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

So Pat Burrell as HR per AB/PA
Year    PA    HR/PA    AB    HR/AB
2000    474    26.33    408    22.67
2001    618    22.89    539    19.96
2002    684    18.49    586    15.84
2003    599    28.52    522    24.86
2004    534    22.25    448    18.667
2005    669    20.91    562    17.56
2006    567    19.55    462    15.93
2007    598    19.93    472    15.73
2008    645    19.55    536    16.24
2009    476    34       412    29.43
2010    327    18.17    275    15.28  (2010 is SF only)  

So Pat is having Career highs in the rate at he is hitting HRs, although not by much.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, I found thsi little nugget on the GoodPhight
Joe Blanton’s xFIP is better than that of: Tommy Hanson, Jonathan Sanchez, Clayton Richard, and Matt Cain

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

XFIP!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

People enjoy taking a dump on xFIP

But it’s really just a park factor issue – xFIP is just FIP with an adjusted HR/FB rate, but AT&T park supresses HRs, so it’s not surprising to see Cain have an ERA (and FIP) consistently below his xFIP. In fact, it’s nearly proven by a simple fact: Every single Giants starter has an xFIP higher than his FIP.

It’s just the park – it doesn’t make the stat useless.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't make it useless

doesn’t make it relevant either.

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT JUST MEANS THAT THEY ALL SUCK!1

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think FIP is flawed stat to begin with. Its noble in its effort but needs a lot of work.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all flawed, though. Looking at ERA and FIP and xFIP together generally makes the picture clear.

by Evan on Sep 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also much better predictors too. FIP shouldn’t be used too much, FanGraphs should switch to tRA.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain’s XFIP SUX

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 30, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, pretty please with sugar on top...

Win 2 more fucking games.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

The Posey: About the this “thing” we’re in, is there anything I need to know? Does it stall, does it make a lot of noise, does it smoke, is there gas in it, anything?
Timmy: Aside from how it looks, this thing’s cool.
The Posey: Positive? Don’t get me out on the road and I find out the brake lights don’t work.
Timmy: Hey man, as far as I know, the motherfucker’s tip-top.
The Posey: Good enough, let’s go back to the playoffs.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to install an application to get the free strikeout sausages? Fuck you, Safeway.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I used to work for Safeway. Once, after a gigantic recall on spinach, they gave all of us a coupon for free spinach. I never used it.

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, our exiled former lord and master Peter Magowan

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 30, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d gladly pay you ridiculous amounts of money for seven years, for a hamburger today.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I put text before that sentence which smoothed out the Popeye-spinach connection. Stupid deleting SBnation.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's OK, those who would get it, got it.

J. Wellington Wimpy says . . .

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Fuck that shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sucker!

I never even texted SAFEWAY to 91011!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s airplane food.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

PECOTA Playoff Odds:

Giants: 92%
Padres: 17%
Braves: 89%
Rockies: 0%
Dodgers: 0%

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I seriously can’t believe that this might actually happen.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be away this weekend.

Thank God. I don’t know if I could handle the joy/stress.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I’m leaving for Seattle after the game today. Either I miss the heartbreak or I return to the playoffs.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 30, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Vancouver!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies: 0%
Dodgers: 0%

fapfapfap

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 30, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 30, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

-

Photobucket

I CAN HAZ MARK REYNOLDS?

by jhiat00 on Sep 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urk

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

109
SF_Giants
  
#MadBum’s 1.09ERA is the 2nd lowest in the NL in September. Combined the #SFGiants staff have the lowest ERA in the MLB in Sept. at 1.81ERA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

what’s the deal with 109? sorry for being a nub

by shallow23 on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

During a Marlins/Giants game, someone asked what Zito’s pitch count was and a flurry of “109” responses were posted.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/hides McC Manual from n00b.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Click on the links in the Merope’s sig.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/29/1720956/post-game-thread-two-more-wins-please#48085830

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres CF
F. Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Guillen RF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Bumgarner P

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

So glad that Willie Mays Hayes is back.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh

I thought Fonty earned a start or two more, but alas that Bochy has never opened Baseball-Reference and compared Freddy and Fonty’s numbers against RHP

Fontenot vs RHP: .275/.345/.422
Freddy vs RHP: .281/.318/.386

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BATTING AVERAGE!

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can tolerate it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 30, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This game is seriously making me super nervous. I’m having trouble focusing in class I realy want the Giants to win today, I don’t want to have to take 2 of 3 from the Pads.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the record..

Only The Chipmunk has posted a lineup so far. The other Giants reporters have yet to do the same.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

And Schulman just tweeted that Freddy is “playing catch with a trainer”

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Sep 30, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they’re joking. And drunk.

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Sep 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man what a season this has been.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compare and contrast!

Opening day lineup, 2010:

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe 2b

Opening day lineup, 2009:

Winn RF
Renteria SS
Lewis LF
Molina C
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Rowand CF
Burriss 2B

How far we’ve come….

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen

Automatic starter.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm at school now,

and I’m sick, I tell you, sick. Been sick all week from overexertion/undersleeping last weekend. But today, it’s just too much, so home I must go at noon. Yep, to the couch with me . . . or maybe the desk for a few tortured words of encouragement or dismay.

But I’m sick, I tell you. I’ll pick up lunch on the way home. A Hofbrau roast beef sandwich, I think.

Alex, get back to work.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 30, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Whatever did you do last weekend?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 30, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Painted (primered) and patched two sides of the house and two sides of the shed.

Then, at dark, worked on grades until 3 am. They were due Monday.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty Malo leftymalo
  
from ESPN: If Lincecum is NL K leader, it’ll be his 3d straight yr, which only 2 others since WWII have done: Warren Spahn, Randy Johnson.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

the only guy close to him is Halladay. And I don’t see anyway Halladay throws more than 100 pitches again this season. Tim gots it!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love day games—almost time to head out to Lot A and crack open a nice breakfast Corona.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

You go to GW, right? Which dorm do you live in?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

South Hall

The new one, it’s on F street between 22nd and 21st.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. Definitely wasn’t there when I was there. The State Plaza across the street was always where my dad would stay when he visited.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, yeah, pass that every day

South is nice – suite style, individual bedrooms with a living room and kitchen shared.

When did you graduate?

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ended up transferring. I was there from 2002-2004

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 30, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool beans

It’s an interesting school – I’m a Californian obviously, so it’s a bit of a culture shock, but I like DC and I’ve been here long enough to tolerate the pretentious east coasters.

by GiantPain on Sep 30, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is "Lot A" some kind of code at your work?

“Yep, headin’ out to ‘Lot A’ ".

/many nods and smiles as you pass/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a time…but I work from home, so it’s all Lot A.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was awesome to see

Giants really seemed to be engaged fully in every pitch, strike, out. First time through the lineup Giants acted like it was their second or third time seeing this guy. Second time through, they laid off his low changeups, worked the count and well you know what the Bat did! They totally mentally outclassed the Dbacks. I can’t say I saw a game quite like it, especially vs a last place team. They are elevating, not playing at the opposing teams level. I love it!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Finally finished reading

I love you Pat! Can’t believe how close we are. Oh please oh please MadBum lets take this one today! We may look to be in good shape, but the torture is strong with this one.

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m off to the yard—have fun in the GDT! See you in the postgame.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

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