Post-game thread: Giants gain a game with win over Diamondbacks
The first couple of innings were hard to watch. We’ve seen that Jonathan Sanchez before. Can’t get the fastball over, can’t get the breaking ball over, throwing a million pitches, looking like he wants to crawl under the mound. He was lucky to escape the second inning down by only two. Meanwhile, the Giants hitters couldn’t solve the mystery that was Rodrigo Lopez. It was a familiar start to a game. Felt like 2008. In case you’d forgotten:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SFG/2008.shtml
Yeah. These aren’t the 2008 Giants. Shocking, I know. We've come so far, dang it.
Jonathan Sanchez used to announce his intentions early. When he was Jekyll Sanchez, he was locating early in the first. When he was Hyde Sanchez, he was at 41 pitches before the end of the National Anthem. There wasn’t a whole lot of ambiguity in a Sanchez start. Version 2.1 now has the ability to settle into a start. He could have gone seven if it weren’t for a Pablo Sandoval double.
Gee, if Buster Posey had experience calling pitches, maybe the Giants team ERA would be -0.13 instead of 0.01 in September.
No, no. No stray snark tonight. Tonight’s a love fest. I love that Pablo Sandoval drove the ball well. I love that Andres Torres is back. I love that Brian Wilson isn’t some graham cracker-armed goof, and I love that Bruce Bochy doesn’t hesitate to bring his best reliever out in the eighth. I love that two-out, run scoring hits don’t give the Giants hives these days, and I love that the crowd was raucous.

Well, no. Certainly not. But we could all just start with a backrub, right?
Two games up. Magic number of four. ‘Twas a fine day.
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NATE NATE NATE!!!!
Also props to the ump who called Young out on the check swing…GIANTS caught a break???? LETS GO GIANTS!!!!!
Buy High,Sell Lower- The Brian Sabean methodology to Running (Ruining) the Giants
by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Like the guys were saying.
You strike out as much as him you don’t get the call.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Love ya Giants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wow guys
Just wow. This is fun. Suck it SD.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Also
My god Brian Wilson’s beard is FIERCE
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rumor is that he’s a manly man.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A boat of manly men.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
to me he’s starting to look like a mohawked version of King Leonidas from the “300” movie. Which is pretty fucking badass.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
POSSIBLE GIF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BRIAN KICKING DAVID ECKSTEIN INTO THE HOLE THING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
APPROVED with much approval
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing stuff like that with GIF’s is soooo simple, yet the most time consuming thing ever.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
sl
I made one a while ago with the Sharks mascot and Theo Fleury. It really is a lot of work – probably an hour alone on creating the different movable body parts.
So, just imagine Brian Wilson in the place of Sharkie and David Eckstein in the place of Theo Fleury.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Nice
I was going for matching the lighting as well, which would have taken even longer. Made me come up with something else to work on though…
That’s how I came up with the spiraling Posey SIRM gif, I started trying to do something else.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely. Actually, I recognized it from about 50 yards away, when he was just walking through the parking lot. The fact that they sat down right next to us made it all the more special.
This is spot on.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Fiddlesticks
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
:)
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The one thing PR and MCC can always agree on!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LoL Yes
But I think we also agree that LA is Evil and needs to die horrible deaths over and over again.
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Another thing we have in common as far as thoughts
I knew we could settle some of our disputes! :) What about the snakes? Do you want them as dead as we do?
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm figuratively
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
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i’m actually surprised that a Dbacks-Rockies rivalry didn’t develop after the 2007 NLCS. The only two mountain time zone teams. I guess once the Dbacks tanked the excitement was lost.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that and the fact that they lost eric burns
He was the original reason we hated them besides the fact that they beat us a few times that year.
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I forgot all about Byrnsie’s stint in Colorado.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow
I have absolutely no recollection of him playing in Colorado or Baltimore.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
When the hell did he play in Baltimore?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Orioles roster from that year is hilarious
Notables include:
Palmeiro, Sosa, Tejada, Byrnes, Jay Gibbons, Sal Fasano, Eli Whiteside, Rodrigo Lopez, Sidney Ponson, Chris Ray, Steve Kline
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STEVE KLINE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I read somewhere that he’s pretty ok.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
kline
i had a nice conversation with him in scottsdale a few years ago… funny as hell ! i still have a baseball with his sig.
by giantdonkey on Sep 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Went to a game the year or two before that at Camden – Giants vs. Orioles. It was the second game of a Saturday double-header, which was on because the Friday night game was rained out.
Went on the spur of the moment with friends, and while we were waiting in line, a guy walked up and sold us seats about 15 rows behind the Giants dugout for about a third of the price printed on the tickets. Apparently the rainout had messed up his plans, and he just wanted to get rid of them for whatever he could get. They were easily the best seats I’ve ever been able to afford since my dad took me to Candlestick when I was a kid.
We then watched Barry get walked every time up. He had hit a HR in the first game, and I suppose the Orioles were tired of pitching to him. It was still so, so worth it.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
When did he play in colorado? is what I am wondering
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He was traded there midseason from the A’s in 2005. and then traded again like 15 games later
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I did not know that
Blah, I dislike him very much. He does have a sweet job now though because he got DFA’d and no one took him so now he plays rec league softball… (I read this in an article a couple months ago.)
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He also prattle like a frosted-tip douche on MLB Network from time to time. He’s… not good.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh and technically we still hate them its just that
nobody shows up to their games even in the playoffs they couldn’t fill the stadium
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that was pathetic,
Especially considering that it was against Mesa’s own Cubs. i have a feeling PETCO would be the same way.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Arizona: Florida West
(Unlike West Florida, which is an awesome little slice of rarely-heard American history.)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
After all of PR's self-righteous hypocrisy,
Good riddance.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, GLB being douchey, okay. This is sports, people can get mean. But Jesus — and I mean the name — such two-faced, Stepford Wife, high WASP-in-the-50s-segregated-country-club, hypocrisy.
I’ve been sitting on this hatred for about two months now, and it started last year, but I didn’t want to say it without having one thing as a bludgeon. Tonight, I have it. The Giants’ win eliminated the Rockies outright. And I get to whip the Pharisees out of the temple.*
*yes, money-lenders, but i’m going for a moment.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pharisees?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
…how did I miss the “Forget it, he’s rolling” part of that? LOLPUNCHLINE.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I’ve been done with PR ever since the Great Ban Fiasco, where that one dickhead busted out such delightful tidbits as calling a female mod a “dripping hole,” and nobody on PR said shit to him about it. Say what you will about our vocabulary and tendency to spam, but when someone crosses the line here, we let ’em know it.
So yeah. +1.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They're not all bad. Really.
To their credit, their mods put on an admirable performance in this thread.
It’s too bad that their loudest commenter voices are their biggest shit-spewers. There are plenty of perfectly normal, rational folks over there, too. But Mondogarage (see “dripping hole” above and like a zillion other far-over-the-line comments in above link) and Paleface Destro (“drill Buster Posey in the earhole”) seem to feed off each other like two thirteen-year-olds goofing off in the back of Algebra class.
No offense to any thirteen-year-old McCovenites.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah I don’t mean to tar them all with the same brush. I mean, it’s the internet. That was just a bit of a moral event horizon for me.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
All of our thirteen-year-olds are too busy with their pets to take offense at your comment.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck someone post that venn diagram, it was the best thing ever
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that graf means they're just eliminated from the division title
They could still pull of the wild card.
Braves win earlier eliminated them from the WC as well
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Actually no, Rockies are 5 back in the loss column with 5 to go.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I’m well aware, but that doesn’t change anything I said. The Rockies are still in it if they don’t lose and the Braves don’t win and the Padres only win one game.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
MLB.com WC standings
says they are eliminated…hmm..rockies are gonna get revenge on the technicality.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
if it were done when tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who would have thought the old lizard had so much blood in him?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MacBoch, Act II, Scene i.
Rowand:
Is this a slider I see before me,
bat handle in my hand?
Come, let me hit thee!
swings, misses.
Umpire:
HEEriiiiiiiiiike.
Rowand:
I hit thee not, yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
swings, misses.
Umpire:
HEEriiiiiiiiiikeTWO!
Rowand:
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this bat which now I draw.
swings, misses.
Umpire:
HEERIKE’REE
Rowand:
Thou marshall’st me to the bench.
Exeunt.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Fuck you, SB Nation formatting BS.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/points at sig
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ALL THE WORLD'S INDEED A STAGE...
…AND WE ARE MERELY PLAYERS!
PERFORMERS AND PORTRAYERS
EACH ANOTHER’S AUDIENCE
OUTSIDE THE GILDED CAAAAGE
neer noo neer noo rum rum ro rump rill rum
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Man I remember that fanpost I wrote
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
See, this is why you’re my favorite.
Rec’d, verily.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh, I checked that before I let out that screed.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I mostly like PR. Especially the front page writers. But the self-backpatting they were doing for being classier than MCC was hilarious and galling.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Most of them are pretty cool, if a little over-sensitive.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Same
He’s a really nice dude as well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude even tips well at the The SBN Gold Club when one of those strays from MVN brings around the car.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s pretty cool.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
but Andrew Fisher is good enough to follow on twitter
even if I thought he was being a bit aggrieved over the humidor thing
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Aww, dammit, now I’m regretting my hate
LET THIS BE A LESSON
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever writes for LL is hilarious?
Graham I think?
(not me)
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff, I think.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, I forgot about him. That post with pictures of things from his apartment and which Ms player they represent was epic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, that was great.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LL is just awesome. I’ll always remember them for the Nyjer Morgan thread…hilarious
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
There's a similar debate in the free-thought circles
Chris Mooney (Lyinig shit stain) and his minions are always claiming that they’re so civilized while whining about how rude and mean the PZ’s Pharyngula crowd is.
Mooney even went after me on his blog for telling him nobody cared what he thought.
That was fun.
you're on Pharyngula?
one of my best mates has been a devotee of that site for about forever.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
I have seen those...
I don’t like the mightier then though attitude but there are several decent people there and the west report is one of the best
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
One of your crowd brought that crap over here.
They can do that on their blog, but it’s fucking rude to go into someone else’s house and tell them how to do their business.
Sorry if you feel that way about that
I didn’t and don’t because I am also a giants fan. I don’t really appreciate the hostility between the two groups because I like them both.
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
nightninja, you're all right.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just lose the Rockies fan part and you’ll be great.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LoL
Thanks guys! Unfortunately the rocks won my heart in 2007 and 2009 The way they make comebacks and the energy that they have is something that is unforgettable. Some of the best games I have ever been to in my life were simple regular season games that felt like the playoffs after they finished.
San Francisco will always be a team that I cheer for no matter what though (it kinda sucks for me when the two play each other cause I don’t want either to lose)
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent this last weekend in Denver. I had to wear my G’s hat around town to keep game state going, and EVERYWHERE I went, I would get some harassment by the band-wagon Rockies fans. (They weren’t afraid to harass a small woman, but my 6’3" husband got none of it.) Around the stadium, I would understand, but around town? Also, the douche pre- and post-game announcers were extreme homers, saying that we had no right to complain about the humidor when we had Barry Bonds on our team. Huh? Last I looked, they had Giambi on the roster. Bye Bye Rocktober, DIAFF.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 29, 2010 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Just wait 'til Rocktober!
oh, wait…
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rocktober?!
More like…Giant-ober?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
YES
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
E!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
no
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured as much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, there’s a fine line between a earnest “LOL GAY” and a satirical one.
And we’ve had some Glee-related kerfluffles before.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Plus, most of us are more than a little hypersensitive because of the SF = TEH GAYS horseshit that other teams fans come in with.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Yeah that does piss me off
because I live in Lubbock, TX (junior at Texas Tech) and I have to deal with it when I wear my Giants cap or Crabtree jersey around. But it usually only takes 5 minutes to convince people that San Francisco is one of the coolest towns in the world.
or anything else, really?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lubbock, Texas
is a great town if you’re between the ages of 18-25. The weather’s actually not terrible, but the the amount of raging you can do up here is legendary. Plus, I love the state of Texas. You can make fun all you want, it really is a badass place to live.
It's great to knock things you haven't tried.
30,000 students go here and are having the time of their fucking lives. Tech is in the Forbes top 20 schools to hire from (2010 rankings) and is one of the best party schools around. Greek life is off the charts and Lubbock is one of the fastest growing economies in Texas. But what am I doing wasting my time here. Whatever, fuck it, go Giants.
Honey, I'm FROM Texas.
I have lived here most of my life. I’ve been to every part of this state.
Don’t presume you know my experiences.
My cousin went to Tech, BTW.
Then, I’m sorry. And I know what other places in Texas think of us, too. A degree at Tech comes with a large chip on your shoulder. And guns up to your cousin.
The last two days here in SF were 90s, which puts our downstairs living room at roughly 70. And I have a hard time with that, which tells you how far I would go living someplace like Houston or Marfa or Lubbock or Austin. Not far.
Why would a town full of Texas Tech people give you shit for a Crabtree jersey?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Yeah, I realized that after I posted. I don’t get shit for wearing the Crabtree jersey, but I get shat on with the Patrick Willis 52 or my old Jerry Rice 80 one.
LOL don't know how many of us are actually
And checkin’ u out right now
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case, hi
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too much for me to dream of the deeply improbable event that the Giants win the division and the Plods the WC?
Because honestly, screw the XL Easts of this world. And I like the Rays franchise.
They are!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I dig it. I want to face San Diego in the NLCS.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Same.
Petco would be like 65 percent Giants Fans!
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it San Diego
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Last time we made the playoffs I was 19
Now I’m 26. Please keep winning
by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I was 19 when the Giants made a world series. Then there was an earthquake. My father showed up six hours late from work with a high-school friend who had taken BART to the city in tow, as they had somehow run into one another downtown. Then we drove to Grizzly Peak and watched the Marina burn, and marvelled at how strange the view was with no lights on at night in the city. Not one. Very strange.
Here’s hoping things go better this year.
if we have another 7.6 earhquake on game 1 on the WS in SF, I’d just say we’re the unluckiest team in the world. Until we win the series 6 games later.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If it was going to happen, I would have rather had it in 2002.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The first game in SF was game three, right?
Luckily, the NL is the home team this year, so the analogy can’t be perfect.
BTW, I was spacing out at work earlier and realized that if S is 19 and F is 6, then that would make S.F. 1906.
dunh Dunh DUNNNH!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no, it was game 1 in 1989 i think. (unless it was just game one at the stick and the other two were already played in oakland)
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
youre probably right. i was 6 years old at the time, lol
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The last time the Giants played Game 1 of the World Series in SF
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
I also was 19...
Fucking Jose Cruz Jr….
by Viva Jon Miller on Sep 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd !
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
GOLD GLOVE WINNER!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 29, 2010 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions
14
wow
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 29, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I was married & had a son.
Now I’m married & have a son. Times sure do change.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
I was expecting a different punchline:
…“now I’m married & have a daughter”.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to dedicate this song to Dinger
Who’s done so much for us this year.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
My best hokysmks impression:
I’m not crazy about bringing in Wilson for 5 outs.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Hey, 'Beard of Zeus' guy
Do you post here?
I want your number.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I don’t know the whole of it, but a guy is holding up a huge Beard of Zeus sign right behind the CSN podium at Willie Mays Plaza right now.
and he’s kinda cute
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy G was trying to end an interview with a hair question. She said something about Tim's hair as having company
as a topic of conversation amongst the media now that Brian was doing his new beard thing…Brian just looked her unashamedly and declared…“Beard of Zeus”
east coast time for sleep now, but I’d like to say that watching the double-trouble 9th inning 2 out, bases loaded, games over was pretty damn cool.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
That was a level of stress I really don’t need to repeat many more times.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
God I love this team.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
O HAI PINOY FAMILY in that there shot
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
It was Filipino Heritage night
I thought about going “SHHT” really loud and seeing how many people’s attention I could get.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Never thought I would say this
Good job Dodgers.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Let's not go there...
let’s just laugh at the Rockies and white out the other team’s name in the box score.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
Good job Dodgers not-Rockies.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
and he’s ok
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He sleeps all night and he works out all day, and then he mostly gets a few outs in professional baseball games.
also: presses wild flowers.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Sep 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
again?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
Fuck Yeah!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
So much love tonight
Jonathan Sanchez, Pablo Sandoval, Juan Uribe, Mike Fontenot, Ramon Ramirez (and, it must be said, Brian Sabean for acquiring the two of them), Brian WIlson, Pat Burrell, Nate Schierholtz
With special mention for Alfonso Soriano and Ryan Dempster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mike Quade deserves a fucking huge gift basket for being a baller and suiting his guys up to play hard. Rejiggering the rotation so the Padres would get his best 4 was pure class.
by thebighead on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Fontenot was saying that the Cubs said they’d do their best to help us out against the Padres. I love the Cubs now.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
if this is even a little bit true, that makes Fontenot like the best late season addition ever.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He said it in the interview cause he’s still friends with the guys on the Cubs.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That was an awesome interview.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Shire is true!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s become one of my favorite players. He’s just so little but awesome.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I’m firmly convinced that where FAH KING ECK STAIN was an error of the universe, Fontenot was that which was meant to be.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bart Allen and Thaddeus Thawne
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know he said that, but I don’t think that is what he really meant.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Dude seems like a really good manager
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I seriously am penning him a thank you note.
It’s right here on my desk and will be mailed tomorrow. Quade has class and integrity and a respect for the game that some other managers/general managers can never hope to equal.
by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We have been discussing, seriously, sending him a card to that effect.
A real and nice generic greeting card with nice things in and on it. I believe mrs. owlcroft has it out on her desk as I type.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Yes, very classy
It also appeared to me that he was taking the games against the Giants very seriously as well (bringing in his closer in the 8th inning, etc.)
It just makes me happy on a whole different level when Pablo gets big hits. I want so badly for him to be a good player.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Soriano for MVP
dude came up huge for Us tonight!
very nice effort by Dempster.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's all me.
I dropped him in Pokemonz for the final week after he hadn’t had a HR in 57 At Bats and I needed Average.
Let's bring the...
There are more statuses on my mini-feed about Glee than the Giants.
Usually this would piss me off, but tonight’s game was so excellent that it just mildly annoys me.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Crowd was electric tonight. I’m so pumped for the rest of the week!
by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
I’m gonna be there tomorrow night. After tonight, there’s nowhere I’d rather be than at AT&T Park to watch my fav Giants team of all-time play.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saying...
if i need outs…Lopez provides less torture.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess if you only count Lopez's last 18 innings
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Huh?
Wilson-1.18 WHIP
Lopez-1.22 WHIP
I won’t even bring up Wilson’s far superior strikeout numbers.
by BustaTheRippa on Sep 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez just gives me less heart problems
Wilson gives me ulcer’s…lopez’s torture is short and sweet…and Wilson’s recent performance in CO didn’t inspire me any. I know that game was Bochy’s fault but still it pained me to no end…probably just because he’s the closer.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you ought to go back and realize that Brian Wilson has been arguably the best reliever in the NL this year. And until that last game, he’s been completely devoid of torture (and, in fact, was 5 up, 5 down tonight as well)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"Devoid of torture"?
Is my count of blown saves incorrect?
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I meant “of late”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh my god
coming into tonight, 1.09 ERA since the beginning of August in 23 games. 15 saves, 2 blown saves (once of which was not exactly his fault aka the Cody Ross game)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
As far as I'm concerned
half of those blown saves are pretty fluky. He’s been one of the best relievers in all of baseball this year.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s because Lopez faces one batter, and Wilson is the closer.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
This
Obviously 1 batter is less torture than an inning plus.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
yes
very true. But if wilson comes in a game 7 situation, i just couldn’t watch.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll all be shitting
But he’s the best option in that situation.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
You're right
Someone get Dustin Hermanson on the phone!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariano Rivera could come in with a 3 run lead in Game 7 and it would still be hard to watch.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Lopez is actually good, but for me Brad Hennessey was the guy who always made me feel calm when he pitched. He threw strikes, had a compact, no-nonsense motion, and I always thought he was going to get people out. Of course he wasn’t actually good, but for some reason I never stopped having unjustifiable confidence in him.
by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Only vs lefties
I would like to see Lopez get a nice and easy 1-2-3-4-5 out save.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN SABEAN IS SMARTER THAN YOU
/runs and hides behind the couch to watch the sparks fly
That's all you got?
WEAK.
Can’t wait for Owlcroft to make his midnight rounds and pounce on this.
Aaron Rowand is a Giant your argument is invalid
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
bad process x good results != good process
i feel like we could just copy-paste some threads from last night
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No pouncing needed.
This has all been explored and discussed, in reasonably sober terms, before. Hiding behind the couch will not defend one from being recognized as a hopeless zany. Such beliefs about Sabean are the baseball equivalent of “creation science”.
That’s why older and wiser minds all say:
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I think that qualifies as a pounce
Damn those talons are sharp. Wait, do owls have talons?
They are birds of prey.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT DO THEY HAVE TALONS?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but they have disruptor canons

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
And a cloaking device.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
Sabean could not sign anyone after 3 losing years. He got complaints when Kent and Bonds where there he couldn’t home grow draft picks. Now he home grows draft picks, makes schrewd moves, and occasionally overpays for a veteran. Few teams make zero bad\mediocre signings with large payrolls.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
In all honesty, even the most jaded of us are willing to admit that moves like Huff, Burrell, Lopez, and Fontenot have been very good. Lets just not forget the huge pile of prior crappy roster building he had to overcome to get the Giants here.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
2007: 71-91
2008: 72-90
2009: 88-74
2010: Good so far.
Four years of sustained growth. Every aspect of this team is better than it was four years ago: the major league talent, the pitching, the drafting, the minors…
Not sure if finishing a game better really counts as sustained growth…
Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".
are you sure you’re not sure?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Sep 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure that he's sure
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s back in mediocrity, which I can live with when you have the likes of Lincecum, Cain and Posey as your core.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Who he drafted
I’d include Wilson and Madbum in that core
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
And no one *ever* wins money in Las Vegas.
Even though we all (I hope) know about things like odds and percentages.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
/Steve Wynn punches a hole in a Picasso to wave at owlcroft.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
And we shall not forget the blind squirrel and his discovery, or the broken clock, etc.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought Wilson looks like Bruce Sutter?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
My balls.....
they are somewhere in my abdomen…….5 out saves are health hazards
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
I can't believe I'm saying this...
But Sabean really should be in the discussion for Executive of the Year. Seriously.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
I only have you guys
Sons of Anarchy and 1000 ways to die being recorded.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Toggling between CSN and WGN was enjoyable. Watching the Giants win and the Padres lose simultaneously.
by Rorsavelt on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I love how the games were basically synchronized.
When something happened in one, something would happen immediately in the other. The Giants won less than a minute after the madres lost.
The bar I was at had the CSN Arizona feed on...
…and they had the good sense to PIP the scoreboard. When the “F” was popped into place on the Padres game we all drank. Then the game was over, and we all drank again. Now I’m a little drunk. And I think there was cinammon in the nachos.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
by multiphasic on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah i noticed this as well. they posted the final on the out of town scoreboard about 10 seconds before wilson K’d that guy
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
More than "basically"--remarkably, even frighteningly.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Purple Row must be sputtering mad right now that they have to suffer the indignities of humidor-to-field MLB oversight and we can just have games fixed for us like that.
/seriously, PR, no one took the humidor thing as seriously as y’all did.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/seriously, PR, fuck you. no really, you
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw what happened with mondo
That was a little BS If I had to say so myself. He was clearly attacking you and any other giant that came on which would have made anyone frustrated.
by nightninja13 on Sep 29, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
meh humidor was disproved by statistics
Moot issue. You can visit the row and actually see what they are talking about. Rather then speculating on the matter. Really both groups of people MCC and PR have really nice people in them.
by nightninja13 on Sep 29, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
What would have been refreshing
And it may well have been discussed there, but I didn’t see it in the few discussions I checked out at the site – is for the PR crew to admit that having the humidor supervised strictly by Rockies’ employees was absolutely questionable. No matter how ethical Jim Tracy and crew might be, this is professional sports – everything (especially the equipment used on the field) should be handled with the interests of a fair game in mind.
The outrage over questions of impropriety was just as outrageous, IMO. You don’t just “assume” everyone will act aboveboard and honest when millions of dollars (I’d assume these franchises make a decent bit of money getting to the playoffs) are at stake.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Especially considering
this quote from Tracy that I just came across. Here’s what he said regarding suspicions that the Phillies were stealing the Rockies’ signs (emphasis mine):
And cheating, until you get caught, nobody says that you don’t explore something like that. But if you’re cheating and you get caught, you know what? Then you’d better do something about it. That’s my reaction to that.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The results are the same no matter how you look at it otis29
The actual hitting stats are there. They hit about the same amount of runs in the 6th 7th and 8th innings as they do in the other 6 innings. I think they actually hit less in those areas. there are many articles on the matter which prove through actual statistics that the rockies were not playing any different and also not using rigged balls.
The argument you state could be used with any ballpark and any place that has baseballs that the park its self handles. Personally I wouldn’t mind as much if this so called cheating check was in place for every ballpark and team and not just the rockies. If you guys would be open to the same scrutiny then why don’t we do it. thats just me though.
by nightninja13 on Sep 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The manual scoreboard operator put up the F (Final) for the Pads game literally right before Wilson threw our game’s final pitch. It was electric—especially the crowd gathered behind the Comcast post-game set right outside the main gates.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yeah, that was all kinds of awesome
I was looking over Wilson’s left shoulder as he came set and the “F” went up. Then he threw his pitch and…we win!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
The technical term for those people is ‘camera maggots’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants game on the computer
Cubs game on the TV. I’m so glad WGN showed that game.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
I feel like giving hugs,
but since I can’t I gave them 100. I love tonight.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Radnich….shut the fuck up! Sabean is not GM of the year you idiot.
REPLY TO DONUT
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
It's a lovely thing when one moron heaps praise on another.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire.
—Nicholas Boileau
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
and they're paid by giants to say that
REPLY TO DONUT
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just when I was starting to really like Bochy, FP had to go and endorse him
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 29, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
So The Rays were giving away 20,000 free tickets and the attendance today was 17,000?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
they're giving them away tommorow
that’d be funny as heck thought
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Brian Wilson, Jonathan Sanchez, Nate with the unspellable last name. Wow.
ESPN’s playoff odds has the Giants at 90 percent. I can’t believe that’s right, but …
Churros
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
East Coast BIas!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
GLB
This is going to be hilarious when we play game 163 with the Giants
And dink our way to a 1-0 victory on the road.
I haz a sad now :(
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
But right now it isn’t funny, is it. IS IT
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck them
even if that does happen the SD invasion will far overpower their sorry ass fans
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a funny fantasy.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I'll cross that bridge when I come to it
Until then, fuck them royally.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Or they could run out of steam to end August.
And get flattened by the million-game-out Cubs to end September.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
how do you tie a team for 1st, when you lose every day?
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
How will the pads tie us for first, when they can’t win?
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, y'all.





Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec's for accuracy
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, the city has been hungry for a championship, and for all we know, we’re sitting on the cusp of one. so enjoy the feeling while it lasts, I say. you never know what tomorrow brings. until then, i will fully enjoy knowing the pads have lost the first 2 to the cubs, and we’re winning games left and right.
but only until tomorrows sunrise
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
No vampire chicks’ record release?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
A good reminder
But we finally have a good shot at the postseason, we’re two up with 5 to play, and it’s hard not to smell a bit of blood in the water. I’d like to think we’re all being cautious (god knows I’ve only used theoreticals when discussing our theoretical postseason) but just the same, can’t blame us for starting to get excited.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
oh my god he’s so gloriously hammered
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KRUK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Put a sponge on it.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KRUK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
MARK DEROSA AARON ROWAND JOHN BOWKER STARTING OUTFIELD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NANCY WAS ALONE
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
no one, huh?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
you spoke too soon
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
where were you????
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Sorry, Jane came by with a lock of your hair, she said that you gave it to her that night that you planned to go clear.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Better to keep quiet and have people think you are ignorant
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
epic lenny c ref here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Be sensitive
I still have PTSD from that outfield
GET OVER IT
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
DeRosa should still get some nominations
For at-bat of the year, when he hit a 2-out bases-loaded full-count base hit off of Roy Halladay.
MOLINA, WHITESIDE, YO MOMMA, HER MOMMA, THEN SOME KID NAMED POSEY DOWN IN AAA. = YOUR START OF THE SEASON DEPTHCHART AT CATCHER.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot Pedro Feliz.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT GAME WAS LIKE POURING LAVA DOWN THE THROATS OF EVERY NL WEST TEAM AT THE SAME TIME
GOOD FUCKING WIN.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Four more wins
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Or, any two losses for the Pads
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
only two losses will knock them out? that because of the head-to-head games?
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Two losses by the Pads plu any 2 wins by the G’s puts us in post-season. If the Padres lose the next two and the Giants also lose the next two, the G’s would still only be up by 2 games with 3 to play.
by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually only 3.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions
yup or only 2 required if they are against the Padres
ANY combination of 4 Giants wins or Padres losses and its over.
Is this the work of Mrs. Oldjacket???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it is
she also has an unfortunate fondness for The Real Housewives of [Places]
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
I guess we all have our vices
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have an inordinate antipathy toward any show whose title begins with ‘The Real’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that show. But fun to realize that MTV went from My super sweet 16 to 16 and pregnant to Teen Mom.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Step aside and let G men through
pads
flushed Halleluah!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Padres fans are saying it's over
I think they need to suck it up because there’s still time left AND I want to see the Giants kick the living shit out of San Diego, then rip their hearts out when they clinch.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
It’s not over until Pablo sings
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Momentum doesn't exist. I know this. Winning today has no bearing on what happens tomorrow.
Except we clearly have the momentum right now, and SD is flailing. And confidence can’t be measured, except we’re confident and SD is pressing. And batters don’t get hot. But dang, it looks like Panda’s heating up.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know about that...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Momentum is not a quantifiable entity, but psychological effects on performance seem evidenciary. Thus, Adrian Gonzales moping with blank eyes in the SD dugout tonight.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay away
From the artificial panda light…
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly you can't see
the momentum IN MY PANTS.
I agree with your subject line
Fuck momentum. The Giants are just a better team.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I think tonight was a good night to show how much Jonathan has grown as a player. Last year he would have completely lost it and wouldn’t have made it out of the 3rd or the 4th, to make it to the 6th shows a lot of growth.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Or the second.
I was proud of Dirty tonight. Where are all the guys crying for him to be traded now?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHEZ 4 EDWIN ENCARNACION!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Much props to Posey as well for being the more level-headed of the pitching/catching battery, ALWAYS!
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Sanchez has silenced the doubters who have criticized him for a lack of heart in the past.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It'd be really cool if the Atlanta Braves could win 0 more games until 2011.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
AT WORST
We go into the finals series of the year just needing to win the series to win the NL West
Not bad
let’s just win the innings instead, then we will never lose again!!
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to Tony Bennett and smiling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-nqsWw
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Post game show made a great point.
Our opening day lineup sucked. And this one is pretty good.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Funny thing
Bowker, DeRosa, Bengie in there…hmm…
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget edgAARP and rowand
Saborked.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, the Padres winning the Wild Card would guarantee we don’t play the Phillies in the first round.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
That’s good maybe. If we could get the Phils and punch them in the mouth with Tim and throw Cain after we have a great chance of taking one of those 2 games.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Problem is that their series will last 8 days, so they can throw their top 3 at you and then pitch two guys on short rest.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was basketball.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
last year they had off days between games, and even 2 off days at some points… we could get by with Timmy, Matt, Bum, Timmy, Matt, Sanchy, Timmy spead out over 10-12 days that the NLCS takes.
In the NLDS, Timmy, Matt, Bum, Timmy, Matt depending on the scheduling and off-days
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Taking one of 2 in Philly and then coming back home I like that. Plus we could rethrow our guys as well.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you and I both know all too well that bork is getting zito into the playoffs
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad but true.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
his outing on friday will probably determine that. the thing we saw from bork this year, that really opened my eyes- when someone isn’t doing well for awhile, he actually sits him. Rowand, being prime example. almost happened to pablo too.
i see no reason why bork would jeopardize the playoffs by risking zito if he’s not to be trusted. that could cost bork his job. $126mil pitcher blows game, team out of playoffs? there would be firings.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
It’s unlikely we play the Phillies anyways.
Say the Giants go 3-2, the Reds would have to go 5-0 to get homefield advantage over the Giants.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
If the Braves get the WC we get the Phils
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if we have a better record than the Reds.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Two teams from the same division can’t play in the first round so we would need to finish with a better record indeed. I do see that happening.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought for a moment the Reds had a better record. My bad
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
and the Braves losing Jones and Prado is a huge hit to them. Our offense was also slumping last time we played ATL. Hudson isn’t dominant lately. We could take that series.
CIN would, however, be preferred. All we gotta do is hope the Braves lose just a little more than the Pads.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The ONLY thing that worries me about a CIN series
is going to Cincinnati when they haven’t had a playoff game in 20 years. That sort of stuff scares me.
Oh, and Joey Votto.
Oh, and I don’t want to make Darren Baker cry. That kid owns my heart.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It feels like a trap series to me.
Everyone is over looking them and people talking about how they want their team to face them. That is the kind of stuff that motivates people to do great things.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate how all the writers
are automatically puting the Phillies in the NLCS…i think the Reds or us could beat them.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phillies are really really really good.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Yep. But anything can happen in a short series — and I see 7 games as short. Give me the old 9-gamers.
so does that mean, if we make the playoffs, that we will, by default of being a playoff team, be called a “really really good team”?
oh, east coast, how you adore us
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The Reds can’t play the Phils, says Selig. The only way this happens is if the Reds change colors, because the Phils due to LOLPENNANTS. The Reds would also have to change their name to the yellows if they want to play in the playoffs.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wat
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
the phils are just like the yanks to selig.
so the reds wont be allowed to wear red, or even call themselves the reds, since the phils already have that color locked up for the playoffs. it’s a bias thing
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Be cool if another 18 game streak was happening right now...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I love that Brian Wilson isn’t some graham cracker-armed goof,
I have powerful friends, Grant. Watch yourself.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh
I think Graham just put a hit out on Grant.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
A fatwā, worth 10,00 yen.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious cash!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll have my people contact yours. Welcome aboard, Jim.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/Graham sends out Luca Braze
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
what’s impressive about this is that you probably busted it out in like 4 minutes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I made this a long time ago based on a howie comment during the “not made of porcelain” incident.
I remember that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
This is really going to give me nightmares
by Artimus Clyde on Sep 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
makes me want a glass of soy milk
what with my lactose intolerance and all
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Sep 28, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does he have a tail?
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions
i kid i kid
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Pablo looked nice tonight
would be good to go into the playoffs with, you know, Pablo Sandoval
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
you mean like if he showed up and was like, “Just kidding guys, I’m still awesome!” yeah, I could support that.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“I was saving all my hits for the playoffs!”
“Pablo, isn’t that like 40 hits?”
“It’s gonna be a good month.”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
fixed
it’s ees gonna be a good month mumf
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GIANTS 77-23 when scoring 3+ runs! Oh my
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Sep 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Giving up an average of two runs a month is pretty awesome.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Jon comparing Fontenot to Kuip.
KUIP WITH POWER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Says Fontenot not as good defensively
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He's Grant with Humor
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I want to see a Fontenot Eckstein cage battle.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Fontenot’s sword was forged to slay goblins. Step the fuck back, FKES.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Aiya Earendil elenion ancalima!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Did you look that up
or just remember it? I think it’s exactly right, but haven’t checked it. Ten bonus points to you!
by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone watching The 10th Inning by Ken Burns?
Epilogue to the “Baseball” series. Bonds/the Giants have been featured prominently. You guys are missing out, it’s entertaining as fuck
I have that thing tivoing right now when do they show the second half of the documentary?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it all ‘OMG TEH STERIODZ!!’?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Only George Will does that. The rest is pretty humanizing.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Despite what George Will said about me . . .
. . . it is very, very difficult to like the man.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
It's weird
Much as I love George Will the columnist (him coming out against the war in Afghanistan was a great moment), I really don’t like Will the baseball guy.
Though I do recall he has an enmity for the DH.
Used to. He reversed that, on pretty much no basis whatsoever. He just heard about a pitcher that had a bad swing, and he switched. Just like that.
According to an article from about 15 or 20 years ago. Dunno what he thinks now.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Oddly, Bill Simmons seems to have made the opposite jump
with equally little explanation.
For the longest time he’s actually bragged about not following the NL (good one, ESPN!) Then a couple months ago, he wrote his annual baseball column (Why Are The Red Sox Boring?), which included this gem in his entry into the ponderous How To Fix The Game subgenre:
1. We need to dump the DH. Like, right now. It’s stupid, anyway.
He adds nothing (not even a single Karate Kid reference!) to elaborate, but I think his point was
A) The Sawx are in third place, therefore Baseball Is Broken.
B) OK, Ortiz is LOLold now, and this isn’t fun anymore.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
His argument is that National League games tend to be shorter because you have one less quality hitter working the count, and games need to be shorter.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
George Will is a hack.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Burns is great.
DVRing right now. Will watch tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
what channel
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
it’s re-running part 1 tonight like 5 times until 5 am. part 2 will be ran 5-6 times tomorrow too.
always time to search on AT&T and find the showtimes
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
im taping it both segments, and will watch them consecutively after the season. i can’t take too much more baseball at this point. it’s already consuming my life
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have it taped and will tape tomorrow since I was at the game tonight and will be there tomorrow.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I got season tickets so I’m there most days (won’t be there Thursday but will the entire weekend).
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Oh and if he’s there, look for a guy with an orange jersey with “Heimy” on the back.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The posse Heimy works with gave out those foam K’s last night in my section (108), but I didnt see him—only a couple of the girls.
I’ve had my eyes peeled for him since someone mentioned he was one of the orange-clad promo posse (I’m sure they have a name—I’m blanking on it though).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Orange & Black Attack.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations to Jonathan Sanchez for hitting the 200 strikeout milestone, first in SF for a LHP since 1980s.
I think 200 Ks was Woody’s career total.
by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was it?
Marty Lurie said on radio that it was Ray Sadecki in 1968.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That’s what they said on TV too.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
oops, just realized my 1980s was a typo, yeah it was 1960s
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
So before this game I was checking out some stats, and the Giants are 17th in the majors in runs scored, OBP and OPS. Weird that that all lines up perfectly. 12th in homers though!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
a ship of manly men…huh haha
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my my
Ohh Hell yeah
Huff is putting on his party thong
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Sep 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Manly Man Save
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Hope he gets it. Crazy how we actually found a closer that isn’t Brad Hennessey.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the Sabean regime’s great ideas was drafting high-upside but flawed guys late and paying them what they were worth. They only did that for a little while, but that’s how we got Ishi (for all his flaws, he had great potential) and Wilson (who was a first-round talent until his elbow fell off).
I love Wilson.
But I’d really like for Rod Beck to hold on to that record as long as possible.
/pours out a li’l for the fallen.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson gets the second out, then lays the ball down on the mound, asks for Romo to come in.
Let's bring the...
also, Bob Shaw died
The other week. Taught Gaylord Perry the spitter in 1964.
RIP.
I would like Wilson not to get the record because we clinch the division without having another save situation.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought about that, too.
But I really meant it for Beck.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If one of the announcers ever made reference to the Jazz Hands, I would spontaneously combust
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Baggs did last night.
He’s fully outed himself as a McCoven. (Hi Baggs!)
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
My seats are in front of the press box and I talked with him during the game last night
He is indeed a big McC fan:
- He loves the photoshops, including the “Baggs Signal”
- He asked me to do the “Goofus dance”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Ha!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Epic!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The other funny thing he said
“I love the site when I can figure out what you’re saying…it’s like you all have your own language.”
I should have just responded with “109”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
that might have sent him searching for a few hours
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic. We need Flem to own up next—hopefully in a Cal v. Stanford mini-thread.
Also, I think this season will be remembered as the year where advanced metrics went mainstream—even if in a joking manner: I heard Radnich’s sidekick (Dibly?) mention
VORP today while discussing Posey v. Heyward for RotY this morning while going to BevMo
(a sure sign you’re in a pennant race: you go to BevMo and pack the cooler for a 7:15 pm
game at 9:35 am).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Pablo was great tonight
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I love Kruk's bowling shirt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Nom nom nom
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Isn that..a
Taco truck on the great food truck race?
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Vietnamese sandwich truck.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just about to post these Grant!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I's in yr Y-axis
Eatin yr win probability
OM NOM NOM
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Most pronounced Jazz Hands I've ever seen -
by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I used to wonder whether they were intentional or just part of his natural follow through, but now I am almost 100% sure they are intentional.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ownage is ownage.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
571 runs
That’s how many the Padres have given up, that’s how many we have given up. For the first time in a while, we are at #1 in RA. Pretty cool.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
How many runs have each team allowed in September?
I assume this should be a really dramatic difference.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
boosted our staff as a whole to #1 overall, in ERA, K, and some other categories. But the ERA and K cats are the most important to me. We strike people the fuck out, and leave their men on base while we’re at it.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Players of the Game
Jon – Grant
Kruk – Wilson
Kuip – Uribe
David B. – Pablo (Honorable Mention: Nate)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
I agree with those picks.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Soriano
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Players of the game
Grant-Grant
JPonry-Grant
Steve S-Grant
howtheyscored-A. Soriano
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he sounds like a fucking serial killer
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
he's been tortured all season
only natural that he’s finally snapped
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it was part of a joke earlier. chill out
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't mean . . .
. . . that that post was a troll, but rather that it stood a fair likelihood of being jumped on by trolls. No big deal.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
so we attract trolls with special posts that may attract them, so we can pounce and weed them out?
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Giants' win *officially* eliminated the Rockies, sure...
But as far as I’m concerned, formal notice was served by one Octavio Dotel and the two runs he allowed the Dodgers in the 8th inning.
That just gives me the warm fuzzies.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
Agent Ned once again
we thought he double crossed us, but it was part of the master plan all along.
Let's bring the...
Yeah, really.
Trade two of our better prospects for that sack of shit, then deal him to Colorado for a PTBNL so that he can serve as the agent of their demise.
That’s a deep game, there.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
not only that, but ned actually acquired some pretty decent players midseason… immediately after the dodgers totally collapsed. it was like he figured “well, we can’t win now, so i’m going to make some moves so it looks like i’m trying and get me a little more job security.” it was fantastic.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure what the point was there.
The only thing I can figure is with the McCourt divorce going on, he was under orders to do something that might keep people coming through the turnstiles even though the season looked lost.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Padres could use some bullpen help these last 5 games.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Jponry's minions
Can you send Alfonso Soriano a fruit basket for me.
Thanks
Incidentally
Is there a better name for Kuiper to yell out excitedly than FONTENOT?
The way the syllables just roll off the tongue. Glorious.
HERE COMES ROSS
HEEERREE COOOOMES FONTENOOOOOT
As heartbreaking as that game was, that is one of my favorite TV calls of all time.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
me too, great call, one of my favs too. what a heartbreaker that one was.
though honestly, we didn’t really deserve to be in that game anyhow (LOLREDSBULLPEN) so it doesn’t feel as bad as, say, blowing a 9 run lead and losing the game
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS GAME IS TIED!!!!
/intense roaring in background from the 20,000 fans that stuck around after we were down 10-1 or w/e
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that’s William Shatner. And he’s angry.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA!
GLB called tonight a MWG!
Not so lucky!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I'm excited
but not nervous. I feel relaxed and, strangely, confident.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
I will say, though, that the celebration in Willie Mays Plaza has become a bit excessive.
I blame the presence of cameras.
Nothing’s won yet, people. We just happened to be rid of Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzales and Sara the Triceratops. No division title yet … or anything.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
That's right
And let’s not forget. This is not supposed to be fun. We are supposed to be mired in misery. DON"T HAVE ANY DAMN FUN GODDAMMIT
i couldn’t help but smile though.
the city has been hungry for a championship, and for all we know, we’re sitting on the cusp of one. so enjoy the feeling while it lasts, I say
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to the game tomorrow...
PUMPED!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
your so super cool
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Not so much…otherwise I wouldn’t be posting that in a website at 10:45 at night.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Or......
Are you so cool because your doing that?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
me too! i have no idea where im sitting though. the tickets will be at will call and my gf said they “were 100 bucks for both” so i imagine 2nd deck? club level?
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone know where i can watch the video they showed before the game at the park?
thanks
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
I'm dying to see it again!
It’s awesome beyond words. I sent an email to my Ginats rep asking them to add it to the team’s site.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I missed this. How early was it—we were in our seats at about 7:00 as usual.
Was it a highlight reel of the season’s top plays and celebrations and stuff?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Right after Renel announced the lineups
It was about 2 minutes long and not so much “season highlights” as much as just various Giants doing awesome things in slow motion to stirring music. It got everyone fired up.
As it was playing, I told Mrs. Goofus that the film was giving me me chills and she (who’s normally non chalant about sports) said “Me too!”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
ah
yeah
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
My lineup tomorrow, if Franchez is healthy:
CF – Torres
2B – Sanchez
RF – Huff
C – Posey
LF – Burrell
SS – Uribe
3B – Fontenot
1B – Sandoval
After today, I don’t think you can bench Fontenot, and you HAVE to hope Pablo is getting hot (or continuing his doing-well-at-home-only thing) and start him again. Thoughts?
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
If they can afford to rest Sanchez, i think they should.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree
But if he’s healthy, get him in there! It’s supposedly nothing serious, he was just off today after getting a shot.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Anytime you need a cortisone shot it’s serious
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Sep 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen sat for 2-3 days after his shot. but that was in his neck. speaking of which- that slow barnacle had another crap night. no hits, slow running, hacking at 1st pitches.
im so sick of him
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Realistically, I think it’s going to be the same lineup as today. I think you try to give Sanchez some time, and Fontenot makes it easier since he’s been doing well and since it’s another RHP.
I agree, but if Freddy is actually healthy, then for the first time all season (imo) we have an opportunity to start our best 8 position players. This lineup would work in the playoffs really well, I think. Two lefties, two switch hitters….I’m actually kinda proud of myself for drawing this one up.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually thought about this earlier
I do think it’s the best lineup we could throw out there.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Gary Radnich
Please go away.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
You’re carrying his baby?!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Cubs beat Latos AND Mike Adams. Wonderful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's like finding a wallet and taking all the money out of it,
and then returning it and getting a reward.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe he’s watching the padres game?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They just put up the score right before this, it had ended.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably this one.

see more Lolcats and funny pictures
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to post a gif directly in this thread, so...
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
he’s tweeting about his nutsack
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's clearly checking McC, leave him alone!
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Looking at the guy to the far right I can’t help but to picture the raptor jesus gif.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Keeping track of the Padres score?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He’s not looking at the out-of-town scoreboard like everyone else?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s Flem at the top browsing MCC!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Larry Baer’s stunt double at the park tonight
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bow-tiey enough
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m doing my next speech (for speech class) on how to tie a bowtie. At the start of the speech I’m going to mention famous bowtie wearers, and of course include Neukom.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tucker Carlson!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
STOP HURTING AMERICA
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Not a chance. I am debating Karl Marx, though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Of the Ten Rules For A Successful Life . . .
. . . #5 is “Never trust a man with a bowtie.”
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
i bleed orange i bleed orange
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
burris is go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
rec’d
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
shades of sad russell martin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SIAG
Doesn’t have the same ring to it, unfortunately. Also, not nearly as hate-able as RM.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Padres
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
A-Gonz is the only Padre I like
It will be awesome when he goes somewhere else and people will actually get to watch him.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I like Heath Bell. He made some nice comments about Wilson.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Also thanked the giants for calling the rockies out
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Same
And I sorta like Matt Stairs. He’s pretty damn good for a dude so old that the year after he retires, Colorado will probably offer him a job putting on purple body paint and dancing behind home plate.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude hit a 2 run dinger in a playoff game to make the dodgers lose at chavez latrine
Legend.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Stairs gets a free pass. He’s like a ronin.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A wandering samurai?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
A suitcase turret?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the late 90s, I used to talk to Matt Stairs while he sat in the dugout at that abomination in Oakland; he’s one of the coolest dudes ever, and I’ll always feel bad when i root against him. Tejada was pretty cool, too; it sucks they’re both on that annoying team that has no fans.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
today/tonite was my breaking pt!
p.s. drunk post is drunk ;o) but I missed you guys, so on I type!
don’t get me wrong, love my G-men, and I heart you guys here-hell, I joined cuz you’re all what gets me through the away/untelevised games (of which there are many for a SF fan in Anacrime)! but after yesterday’s CHC/SD game and all the worry about today’s games, IT ALL BECAME TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE!!! watching games when they’re available to me (a rarity for my broke ass with few channels on the Dtv) is like Xmas, New Years and my b-day all in one, but it never goes well, they always find ways to screw it up and then I’m left with the guilt-so I decided our collective fate was more important than my ability to watch my beloved Giants on my tv box.
Call me a coward, but I think going to Irvine to see Patton Oswalt was the best decision for all involved- HUGS AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND!!! ….now I just have to find something to do tomorrow to escape the torture..and I’m hoping there will be another chewy nougat center tomorrow just like there was at that beautiful chocolate confection we know as AT&T park tonite!! :o) no raw coconut in the chocolate, that’s just gross!
now I have to go back and read all the GDTs, OVGTs and all of the PGT as well so I can relive this night through your eyes…the light, the heat, your eyes, I am complete… :o)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
A real fan would watch the pennant race…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Living here we get nothing.
Unless it’s Angels or Dodgers. Also anything Yankee and Red Sox. It really makes it hard. With a steady stream of internet and smart phone my fandom has been much easier this year.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No excuses… MLB.tv is only like $120 and you get to watch like 90% of the games (I’m in SoCal)
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent $30
and I get KNBR feed on game day. What if someone doesn’t have $120?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well paying $30 for a full season of Jon Miller is a pretty good deal…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Never heard a KNBR broadcast before this season.
I had lived a sad life prior to. I am so happy to be enlightened.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
so I just plunk down $30 and I can actually have the joy of listening to the sultry sounds of Jon Miller? I must seek out this magical place you call KNBR!!! lolz I must admit, when I got tricked out of my job last (school) year, I seriously considered moving back home to Los Altos just so I could see more Giants games-in person and on tv. But that would have meant living with or near parents, so I took a pass… and now I suffer the consequences of my actions ::weeps::
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Not only the sultry sounds of Jon Miller, but the dulcet tones of Dave Flemming too
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
"fun"employed teacher here…no fundage :o( so I live through the McC…unless y’all wanna take up a collection! j/k ;o)
do you think maybe after all this next year we’ll get a few more televised games or will it continue to be lolz east coast bias
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
They will get opening day if they win the Series.
After that it’s back to Yankees Red Sox.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey SoCalG
I think MLB.tv pro-rates as the season goes on – you can get the last 5 games for ~ $10……. Don’t know about playoffs……
Or, split the money and share it with a few friends.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
cool, thanks! :o) I know my posts tonite have a lot of “woah is me” tones but I didn’t realize how good I had it living in the bay area now that I’m down here-THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS for every “drunk” Kruk & Kuip game, every post game with Gary Radnich and every vision of Giants orange and black on your tvs! :o)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Rock on. I’d give you my feed, but I travel a lot and just can’t….sorry. LOL, I used to live in the hills at the top of Taffe.
it’s the thought that counts! loLAH-that’s like a whole other country, with your horses and your country clubs and your lightless streets…. ;o)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
makin me homesick-dad taught me to drive in Foothill parking lot :o)
but even a glorified garage in LAH is prob better than the place i’m in now in Anaslime! :oD
so back on topic (baseball) anyone know what happened with the TB ticket give-away? lol fans
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
makin me homesick-dad taught me to drive in Foothill parking
While listening to KFJC?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
The Wave of the West!
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What area of Anaheim do you reside?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 29, 2010 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions
>:(
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I do like that in the worst case scenario, we start the Padres series tied.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
This
No reason not to go in 4 games up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, to clinch early, so the series means nothing, and we can rest Huff and Buster and everyone a little, while the Pads are at our house, knowing there’s nothing they can do…mmm that would be priceless.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not what he meant
I think he was saying that at the very least, the Padres can’t overtake us before this weekend, not that he wants this to happen
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I'm torn
On the one hand clinching tomorrow would probably prevent a lot of ulcers.
On the other hand, it would be especially satisfying to clinch in a head to head matchup. The best case scenario is going into the weekend 2 games up, win on Friday, let some of the regulars rest on Sat/Sun.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
by EliminateMe on Sep 29, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
with Zito on the mound friday, we appear to have a cushion enough to give him a shot at it. we will find out who the real zito is very shortly
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I get what your saying,
but I dont like it one bit.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He was awesome in the Expendables.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides HBK, he's my favorite
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 28, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What what what
try immodium oral ad
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Sep 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That should be our thing now.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this might be my favorite AKADiym post ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is there anyway we can shorten the acronym?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You gotta problem with long acronyms?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a problem with long anagrams…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I do, WTAWA….
fuck it
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
IDHAPWLA
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems like an appropriate place for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVfKJwQ63I
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
True truth is true.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Pfft, silly Twins fan friend of mine. Making remarks about how the Twins have already clinched their division.
Not everyone gets to play in the vaulted AL Central. __
by CaliforniaBone on Sep 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
The AL Central is arched like a gothic cathedral?
(vaunted)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe they play with long, flexible poles
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's do this again tomorrow
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
As long as we get to be on top.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And missionary
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Don’t forget the ol’ reach-around.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we spoon after?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RANGERS
Still under the impression of the “veteran catcher” magic.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
Molina not expecting to weigh in.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tips the scales with his opinion.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
to WEIGH in LOLOL
I’m 225 just like the card says!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo is such a lovable character. I love it when he gets big hits, and I sincerely hope he has a great, long career as “Thee Panda”
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope he can lay off the pizza and soda, and get in shape. He could be a baseball machine.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey friend!
Congrats on the win (I know I told you that I would do this a while back) I whole heartedly agree Panda rocks!
by nightninja13 on Sep 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda seems like a really nice person. Hope he turns it around and everything works out for him. Would be a great story for next year.
yes, it would… i truly hope that he has a monster season next year and goes on to be the next vlad guerrero (only panda and vlad can hit a ball at their ankles 450ft)
i love me my panda. when he’s smiling, we’re usually winning, so through association, i love his million-dollar smile.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic Number
The Giants are on the good side of a magic number! That’s a nice change.
Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.
Yeah it sucked having a magic number that was greater than our remaining games number…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone notice how Whiteside and another guy kept slapping Uribe’s helmet in the dugout for awhile after the HR? lol!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
uribe will wake up seeing stars tomorrow. by that i mean, he’s gonna get so drunk tonight he’s gonna end up in a bush staring up at the sky.
ah, theres so much love to go around tonight. come-from-behind win + padres loss = all this really pushed over the top
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope the team is sticking to business and not getting drunk
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I’m guessing Uribe doesn’t mind. Imagine if we had Adrian Beltre. The Red Sox play a game with him where when he homers and returns to the dugout, his teammates sneak up on him and rub the top of his head. Beltre hates that. I could see all the Giants doing that to Beltre.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
UUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. I think the majority of the McCoven (myself included) predicted the Giants would win less games than last year’s total. 89 wins. Well done, Giants. Looking for more, natch.
Me, I was wrong, wrong, wrong
I predicted the Giants to be the NL’s biggest disappointment. And I was wrong. Super-wrong. Oh, so wrong.
And I am so very glad.
Why are there still a bunch of people there going crazy?
Let’s win the division first
by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions
This is he first time we’ve padded a lead since May, right?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I mean
I looked it up the other day, and the last time we were a full game up at the end of a day was like April 19, so it must be before that.
Probably already discussed, but
Brian Wilson is a god damn monster. Show me one other team in the league where, with only 1 out in the 8th and men on, the coach can look to the bullpen, yell “SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!1” and bring in the closer to lock it down for 5 outs. Dude’s gotta get some Cy Young votes this year.
Juiced
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
The King of Jouched Douche
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 29, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Then you need to read this my friend...
“The only thing I’m doing is trying to let you know that you’re not going to beat me,” Wilson said recently. “That’s it. [When I’m] stepping on that mound, you’d better take it seriously. You can say whatever you want about the hair, the beard, the shoes — you can have your opinion. But you’ll know the truth when the ball’s coming at you. It’s for real.”
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
That’s a quote from the Giants MVP
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
so awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wilsons only blown 2 saves since the break, iirc. and those two were really horrendous situations (like COL last weekend) so without the torture-saves next year, he could have a shot at it. he’s been nails since the ASB. it’s like pitching in the 8th of the ASG gave him a ton of confidence.
by giant4life83 on Sep 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
“Fuck Eric Gagne in his goat ass.” I think it’s a kind of beer.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Canadian beer?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Things about tonight’s game:
You could hear the agony in the crowd when Sanchez walked Drew on four pitches in the first. They knew what they were in for.
When the game turned around, it was an awesome crowd, even if the ratio of twentysomething “there to be seen” bandwagoners seemed higher than usual.
We were watching the scoreboard all night. When the “F” went up right before Wilson finished the 9th, people were going crazy. It’s a playoff atmosphere, kids.
Good for Pablo, Nate, and Sanchez for working through their struggles, either in the long term or short term, to deliver tonight. Good for Juan for being Juan. Good for Mike Fontenot being a valuable piece down the stretch.
And good for Brian Wilson for being a manly man on a ship of men.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If I were in the GDT
I would have kindly asked the Uribe haterz to suck it. HE OVERSWINGS AND FIELDS TERRIBLY AND IS SUCK.
XANTHAN WUZ RITE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Juan isn’t going to change. He’s a free-swinging, yuckadoo hack wielding bad-ass mother who don’t take no crap from nobody.
You know he’s looking for the left field fence on every pitch, and a man’s gotta stick to his convictions. It doesn’t always pay off, but he’s done plenty for the team this year. I think that two-run bomb in Los Angeles was the biggest home run this year not hit by Pat Burrell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
There should be a fanpost on "biggest home runs" of the year
I’m a bit biased, but I think my son has a shot at it:
In no particular order
Burrell against the Dodgers
Burrell at Coors Field
Torres against the Rocks
Uribe at Dodger Stadium
Posey at Wrigley Field
Ishikawa slams Ubaldo
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Burrell vs the Dodgers is #1 for me. It feels like that’s what our luck vs the Bums started to turn around.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
actually
I guess it was the series in LA with the LOL MATTINGLY game that did it. but still. Anything against the Dodgers gets extra points.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The LOL MATTINGLY game was super epic. I got home and logged on to find myself in the midst of a rally-animals-with-casts thread.
I was at that game!
it was beyond epic! but the best was getting in the car to hear someone explain what we witnessed on the sports radio while we waited in that shitty traffic getting out of Chavez Latrine and the first thing outta the sports guy’s mouth was " welcome to the Dodger’s suicide hotline" lolz
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Uribe at Dodger Stadium can't be beat from my perspective
I was 4 rows directly behind home plate at Dodger Stadium. Easily the highlight of my year so far.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing home run, but not as important as the others.
OH, and speaking of. Credit where credit is due.
Edgar Renteria off of Billy Wagner.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Burrell against the dodgers
set AT&T on Fire…it was ridiculous…i was hugging strangers. That is #1, probably because i was there.
by kezargiants on Sep 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell vs. The Dodgers edges out the rest because of Huff's reaction
I thought his head was gonna ’splode
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Lincecum was on south park?
Did the new season debut early or something? I thought it didn’t start till October 6th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s the licking tears scene, with Lincecum shopped in, I could be wrong though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this what you're referring to?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
No..what he's saying is...
Did little Maty Waty give up some runnies wunnies
hahaah
is that from tonight?
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Yes.
My DVR couldn’t go back far enough to get that giants chick who caught the foul ball…
bit nippy out in the bay eh?
lol
not only niptastic, but she was a hottie tottie too
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
i noticed this as well. the girl in the grey tank top with nothin under it?
might be gettin a call from hugh, thats right hugh hef later on
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLDRES
Is that latos he’s trying to encourage?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it was you, Mat. You broke my heart.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Latos threw a bitch fit about something after he finished the top of the 5th. I had it on mute so I’m not really sure what it was, but it looked like he was upset with the Padres’ defense.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that douche is a whiney whore baby
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
he made an error himself too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Latos screwed up an easy bunt, where he had all day to field and throw but chose to try and grab it barehanded. he said in the postgame that he was disappointed that he didn’t use the glove, but watching live, he definitely screamed some sort of cuss word when Stairs Magellan-ed a liner to left into a double. Stairs later made a 42-year old attempt at catching a ball that basically grazed the top of the wall and went over.
Needless to say, young Mat was not happy with old Matt.
Yahoo Sports has a story on Latos and how his own teammates hated him last year. It took Heath Bell to scream at him during a game in Cincy to change him.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He does seem very hate-able. I’m sure David B. Flemming would agree.
by scotterduder on Sep 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt has two T's, dickhead!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This pic could inspire another round of slash lit, Padres style.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Latos had never felt so low in his life. Just six weeks ago, NL West was the Padres’ to lose. Now, on a damp, warm night in September, the playoffs seemed as far out of reach as Eckstein’s shoes when the rest of the team played keep-away with the diminuitiuve infielder.
He sat in the bench, shoulder slumped, a defeated man. There was nothing left to play for, no prize to be won.
‘Hey,’ Hundley said, almost a whisper. He put his hand under Latos’ chin and lifted the pitcher’s head to meet his gaze. “We did good this year. You did good this year.”
Latos shook his head. “Not good enough. We blew it.”
Hundley shrugged. “And what are you gonna do about it? You did the best you could.”
Latos sighed. “I wish I could believe you. I got nothin’ left.”
Hundley gently cupped Latos’ face in his hands. His hazel eyes locked onto Latos’. “You’ve got me.”
Latos offered a weak smile. He leaned in toward his teammate, lips pursed, eyes shut.
They were interrupted by a cough from about two feet below eye level. The two men looked down.
‘Seriously, guys,’ Eckstein said, arms folded over his chest. ’Can someone get my fucking shoes off the top shelf?"
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Sep 29, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
SO, SO GOOD!
I love your writing!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I email these to my wife, who couldn’t care less about baseball but loves the writing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
God, would TheLetter2 kill for a pic of Huff and Burrell like that, or what?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Huff and Burrell never fail, so you’ll never see them holding one another and saying “look, you know you suck, but I still love you.”
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Chubby cheeks!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ahhhhhh too much to catch up.
Long story short: pinch hits. I love them. Ishi and Nate need some weird stoner buddy comedy.
Also I would watch Glee but it’s not up on Hulu yet so I’m watching Castle. Everybody follow Nathan Fillion on Twitter. Go Giants. Good night.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
Travis and Nate Go To White Castle
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Timmy would have a cameo in that.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s NPH.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEEEEEEE!
Brian Wilson’s beard…..It’s Magic Inside!
"A 1-0 Loss is the fault of our pitching staff" Bruce Bochy/Brian Sabean
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions
This is why I went to the Giant crashing surf at Bodega Bat today
negative ions for the team!.
The wanting comes in waves.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, and if you haven't seen it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75NQhbY4YU4
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball is fun.
Except when it’s not.
But tonight was fun, and even though I really can’t afford to keep pouring money into Giants tickets, I’m glad I did, and will as long as I can this year.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Never felt as good about getting a Giant's win this year!!
I KNEW IT!!
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchy, obv.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions
im watching "THE TENTH INNING" now
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
iIT ONLY TOOK THEM 8 MINUETS TO SHOW THE ANGLES WINNING THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!
THIS SHOULD BE FUN GUYS!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But the thing is,
it happened.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
guys guys
no need to get natto involved here
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re starting to get into steroids.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 28, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
echoing sentiments way earlier, the Cubs should be congratulated for playing these games seriously. One player in particular who has been busting his ass out of the box is Marlon Byrd. He could have been thrown out twice in this series had he jogged to first like some guys (Adrian) do. He’s been playing his ass off and working the counts, etc.
I’ve mentioned this in the last week or so, but Marlon Byrd is a good baseball player. I would have liked it if we could have lured him to SF in the offseason. Between him and Torres in the outfield? Fugghedaboudit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh you,
You know Bochy would never play the both of them. Byrd would have gotten the start when Rowand went down and we would have never fallen in love with Andres.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally, I actually noted that in my comment, but I put it in parentheses which apparently caused SBN to eat it. Nomnomnom.
Alas.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It just me or does Byrd look way too big to be playing CF?
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 28, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina looks too big to play
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Price pitched his ass off against a starter in Tampa.
Toronto threw their rook against C.C..
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cubs’ wave crested at Bartman in 2003. They’ve been trying to stave off the inevitable crash ever since, but it’s happened. They’re going to be over budget and underperforming for a long time to come.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Great night
Giants win, Padres lose and, best of all, a failed wave attempt. It was surprising it failed because it seemed like a large causal fans thinking a Huff pop-up and a Posey routine fly ball were gone.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Too much excitement
People tend to get over anxious when it is a big game like this. Forgive them for now, but not next year.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in 327, and was pleased that there were plenty of people yelling at them with me to STFD. “We’re not in Anaheim!” “Go back to LA!” “Game on!” and all that.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
on behalf of every Giants fan that’s ever had to endure a game at Chavez Latrine, thank you!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Went in'93 for you know!
Bonds was Ungodly
Does that mean inflammable or flammable?
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The one game I went to in SF this year-
There are two men on, two men out, a two-run game and BUSTER FREAKING POSEY AT THE PLATE. STFD! This is not Dodger Stadium!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Man this is fun.
Last month a writer for the Chicago paper said the races were no longer exciting and the only one worth mentioning was the Yanks Rays.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI, Purple Rows comment count for their post game thread...
a modest 5
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Fairweather fans.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Its now past 60
I think its just disappointment sort of how you guys might have felt last year. Good luck clinching and Of course I want to see the giants win it all. :)
The fun thing about baseball is the teams all come back to do this all again. It will be fun!
by nightninja13 on Sep 29, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
It didn’t go up for a few hours after their game was over.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
true
but still an hour and a half ago
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Yeah and by that time, I imagine a lot of people in Colorado are asleep…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pansies
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
You should worry less about the Purple Row.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Good night guy, I leave you with this kitten because it is just to cute.

see more Lolcats and funny pictures
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions
What an amazing game – the Ballad of Nate Schierholz continues. His hit was amazing, even if I was totally calling for Ishikawa right there. The fact that Nate and Travis have turned into these cold-blooded killer pinch hitters is astounding. I love it. GO GIANTS.
Wait. When did Freddy Sanchez get up to .296/.345/.403? I know he’s been on fire, but cripes. He was at Zito depths just a month ago, it seemed.
He's posted his highest-ever BB% in a full season this year
He really turned it around, and UZR likes his defense, too: 2.5 fWAR on the season.
That said, I still prefer Fontenot vs RHP.
I don’t think we’ll be talking about Tim Alderson anymore for awhile.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WE COULD HAVE HAD RICK PORCELLO
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Kind of exciting that
in just 106 IP this year, Madison has essentially matched (1.8 fWAR) what Porcello put up last year in 170.2 IP (1.9 fWAR). bWAR too – 2.1 for Madison this year and 2.5 for Porcello last year.
Not trying to compare them or anything (and obviously your real white whale, Heyward, has blown them both away), but I just like Madison Bumgarner is all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought Howard seemed scrappy when he laid out for that diving catch.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I mentioned Huff getting po'd with Mole's
climbing avg. and Jazzy’s climbing ribeyes a coupla threads ago.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but we wont let him off the hook?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been killing the ball for the last month.
Which is nice, because he was bad in the middle of August.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
On August 22, his OPS was .642
Since then, it’s been 1.017
.383/.408/.609!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
we both just ogc'd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FIRST ONE TO WRITE A DISSERTATION ON MICROSPLITS WINS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Poor OGC. Has anyone written more about the Giants?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Sharksrog used to throw out some long posts with regularity, but he’s not here anymore.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Grant, don't you remember this discussion the other night at The Public House?
Oh that’s right…you weren’t there. Weenie.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL THIS GUY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
his line over the last 4 starts has gotta be horrendous. prolly an ERA of near 15 or so
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
He broke Flem's car earlier in the year
and so the Giants broke him on Sep 12, 2010.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 29, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I was
at that game! So beautiful to see Timmy get a 2 RBI single off the Padres “ace”
by Puster Bosey on Sep 29, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
so far on the "tenth inning"
it has covered the giants more then any other team. lots of bonds stuff.
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions
I like ken burns
He seems to not think bonds should be treated like a serial killer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The Oyster and the Flying Fish
Sick of being oysterized!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atnDTLovor4
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL LATOS BITTER
“Baseball works in funny ways,” said Latos, now 0-4 with a 10.13 ERA over his past four starts. "The only way I could honestly put it is, we could be like the Giants and go and change our whole lineup, put guys with ‘San Francisco Giants’ across their jerseys. We didn’t.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“We could go out and get players who are better at baseball than the players that we already have, but we didn’t, and that should count for something, dammit.”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
more LOLtos
“We added two guys [Tejada and Ryan Ludwick, now hitting .221 with five homers in 54 games with the Padres]. We’ve been the same team all year. We haven’t just gone and grabbed guys from other teams.”
I guess he really thinks guillen and cody ross have put the giants over the top LOL PADRES.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes he has
Except we picked him up on waivers in late may where as latos makes it sound like we went out and traded for fielder.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey Mat, we’re not Lebron/Bosh/Wade out here, bro!!!
bitter child giving up a ton of runs is bitter.
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
even if we did trade for fielder, we would have lost some pretty valuable players, so what would be wrong with that if it even were the case?
dude makes no sense
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
as far as i can tell
the Padres picked up two guys and the Giants picked up two guys (who have really played every day). Ross and Fontenot have been bench players. And if he’s including Posey and Bumgarner in there, well, LOLBUTTHURTLATOS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What was Pad's opening day line-up!?
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Gwynn CF
Eckstein 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Blanks LF
Headley 3B
Venable RF
Hundley C
Cabrera SS
omg they changed teh lineup
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This isn't fair
I demand Blanks get called up and starts and hits cleanup. No more Tejada either. Yorvit can’t catch anymore as well.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
And Denorfia is right out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
maybe they're sayin' that their opening day line-up
beats ours (right).
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
the vultures are circling
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Sep 29, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that if Latos hadn’t pitched like shit lately, his team would probably still be in first.
hahahahha
anyone know if he has a twitter? this would be the best response. hell, ill make a twitter and send it to him just for kicks
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
What a moron.
WAAAH THE GIANTS IMPROVED THEIR TEAM AFTER THE SEASON STARTED AND WE DIDN’T
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it ate the rest of my comment
this is a good example of why athletes should stick to “take it one game at a time” platitudes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what a fucking whiner. does he not understand the concept of “making the team better”?
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
actually, it’s been “fuck yourself, san diego” and “stay classy, purple row”
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You were very nice to PROW
Until they outed you the other day
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah well i tried, and im done with them. they ban me, after Mondo tells me if i stop beating my wife long enough i will understand they are not cheaters (when i never said they were), which touched a nerve, I blew up on him, and got banned.
they never did any internal moderation about mondo, so far as i can see. mat latos deserves to be on the rockies- he’ll fit in with the crybabys anyday
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I was sorta following that half-heartedly. Mondogarbage should be his alias. Dude has no idea what he’s talking about (Doesn’t even know what a fucking humidor does) and throws out threats and epitaphs left and right. All he gets is a slap on the wrist, and after a quick “Oh no, I lost my temper, but they made me do it”, it’s all back to normal again.
Complete bullshit community they have over there. If the headline tag of CHEATERS wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have even clicked.
by CaliforniaBone on Sep 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
yea, tell me about it.
fuck em. they root for LOLCHEATERS hahhaha
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
epitaphs
You must mean epithets.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
They never did any internal moderation about mondo, so far as i can see
This isn’t true.
In the same thread where you got banned, pretty much all the mods there were like, “yo, Mondo, stop acting like such an asshole. You’ve been given a really long leash, but you’re making the rest of us look bad.” It goes on for quite a while.
As for their internal moderation, they like to keep those private. They explained as much after Mondo accused them of rolling over for all those bad trolls that keep upsetting him.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah they said “stop acting like an asshole” but he never did. like you said, it goes on for awhile… indication they didn’t do anything about it but say “stop it mondo”, mondo says “or what” and they back off.
frankly, im done talking about PR and I hope everyone else is too.
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
*Mat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope ESPN picks it up and airs what he said, just so he can get in a little national recognition for being a crybaby.
Hey Mat, if you guys had any fans you might be able to improve your team too!!
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
aww….give the guy a break. He’s just got a lot of pent up anger over having to explain the misspelling of his first name since childhood-for the millionth time, it’s spelled M-A-T-I-S-A-W-H-I-N-N-E-R
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
i thought it was “let me use you to scrape the dogshit off my feet, doorMat”
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Asinine
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 29, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, he's complaining that we changed our line up?
I guess if I was a pitcher I’d like to face Rowand and an injured DeRosa too
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 1:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He can’t be serious…
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 29, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Sour grapes brigade
How about this: “It’s too bad our crazy-ass luck couldn’t continue for another 10 games”.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Those tears taste so good

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
SUCK IT DINGER! AND SUCK IT LATOS!
And also, SUCK IT TULO! Just because I hate you and your juiced balls that you guys use at that joke of a park of yours.
I love this team, this season, the McCoven and the Chicago Cubs. Let’s get er done!
SUCK IT!

Even Mychael Urban knows you suck Dinger.
I’m tired of seeing Dinger. I want to see Dinger and Latos fight to the death. Then Eckstein fights the winner.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
then shoot whoever wins that fight
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
or just tell them theyre gonna fight in an airplane, but just push them out at 20,000’ with no chutes.
I’ll bet that midget can’t fly
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much the summation of their demise.
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
by deuce deuce on Sep 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
So much frustration, so much sadness. And at the hands of the lowly Bums, disgusting.
SUCK IT ROCKIES
by GrooveGiant on Sep 29, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Or
Don’t use the link button. Just write the sentence you want inside quote marks followed by a colon followed by the url to which you want to link.
i.e.
If you do this:
quoteThe more you know…quotecolonURL
You get this:
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Man that's hilarious
All that frustration built up after timmy and cain train made him look silly over the weekend.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Rockies ticket – waste of money
A watered-down beer – Dinger will steal it from you
Bag of Peanuts – Dinger will steal it from your kid
Watching Tulo break his bat after striking out to eliminate the Rockies – priceless
The are some things in life money can’t buy, but for everyone else, being a Rockies fan sucks ass.
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Awww.
It’s like a little grave to mark their dead season!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Leaving for Reno early tomorrow for a poker tournament.
I know the Little Nugget is a fun place to eat but I need some other ideas. I’ll check before I leave. I love these threads!
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT reply actions
have a safe trip! sorry can’t help ya with other ideas, last time i was in Reno I was 9
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
While in Reno
I’d advise against shooting a man just to watch him die
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Wilson traded to Tokyo Yomiuri Giants?
He’s doing interviews wearing their baseball cap. He looks funny! :)
I think is the funniest well done song ever!
Can’t stop hearing it will rehearse the scat solo.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 29, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions
(Don't get sentimental, it always ends up...)
Excellent crowd tonight. Everyone realized exactly how rough Sanchez looked in the early innings, but every time he’d manage to get a strike in or escape with a deep fly out, the cheers were so loud and so genuine. Everyone desperately wanted to do whatever little part they could to pick the team up and see them win. Huge cheers for small successes, people looking for any excuse to stand in excitement. And when things started to turn around for the team, everything intensified.
Then in the 9th, as everyone’s eyes darted back and forth between Wilson and the Padres scoreboard, there was such an amazing feeling of communal hope and positivity. It was pretty striking to me. Dare I say, it was magic inside.
Mobile Shift A
Yay Giants
LOL Padres
Suck it, Rockies
Also, Muse & Passion Pit are awesome live
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
by Gobroks on Sep 29, 2010 1:23 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thank you for the Winston Wolf reference.
Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s d***s quite yet.
You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago.
[whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.
you let us know when to start
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
/Looks up
//Wipes mouth
///spits
Thats not wait you said before!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Hi everyone!
I read through pretty much everything to get caught up…
Does anyone else feel like exploding with excitement right now??!! OMG!
I don’t even know what to think. It’s like restrained-incredulous-insanity-freak out! IS THIS REAL LIFE? And then, NATE! and THE BEARD OF ZEUS! So, I’m thinking that the odds are really in our favor but I can’t fully celebrate just yet…because, well, it’s Giants baseball, afterall.
Sorry about this crazy post but I had a strong coffee and listened to Kruk this morning and I’m pretty happy right now :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Gimme a G! *\o/*
What’s weird is that even though I’m happy I feel like if they clinch I’ll probably just break down in tears (happy tears!)….I’ve always believed they could do it this year with this team.
I’m a big believer in this teams chemistry. I think they have all the right personalities—there are several teammates who have comfortably eased into leaders which is so important and they have the right kind of scrappy, never-say-die attitude that is essential in post-season.
This teams’ success is so much more rewarding than Yankees/Red Sox type teams that were purchased.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
this team is like a wierd jigsaw puzzle with odd shaped pieces that somehow makes a square. or rectangle.
or something like that
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else feel like exploding with excitement right now??!! OMG!
This is probably as close as you’ll get to experiencing sex like we guys do
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Shift +A
What did I miss?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Nuggets almost traded Carmelo Anthony.
Then they didn’t.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know what's the matter with me.
I’m cool as a cucumber. Probably the only fan on here that feels as such. Totally confident that the Giants have this thing. It all looks so perfect.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don't know what's the matter with you, either.
Come on, A_L! It’s not over yet! Nothing’s perfect.
Pretty much how I feel.
After being at Coors for Cain’s gem on Sunday, I am just a not nervous anymore. Cain cut out the Rockies heart and ate it in front of their fans, the Cubs look poised to do to the Pads what they did to the Giants last year, the D-back have used up their little satchel of magic. Unless the Giants inexplicably decide to trip over the paint in the road that says “finish line ahead”, this is their year.
Uh, yeah?
Was he cremated? I can sell you some of that, for a bargain price.
/puffs furiously on cigar
/looks for ziplock
Cremate and half his ashes placed into San Francisco bay (I like to think McCovey Cove). The other half of his ashes were placed into the Ganges River in Rishikesh, India (near a really cool waterfront Cricket Stadium I like to think).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Unless the Giants inexplicably decide to trip over the paint in the road that says "finish line ahead", this is their year.
Considering that we’re talking about the San Francisco Giants here, I’d say it would be totally explicable.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I don’t think there’s any question that the Giants are the better baseball team. But since the best team doesn’t always win, I’m going to be worried.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
I know I'm late to the party...
But suck it Rockies, suck it Padres, suck it Mattttt Latos.
The extra t’s stand for terrible.
Giants baseball; It's totally radical inside. Except when it's not.
LOL Padre fans.
http://619sports.net/8552/adrian-checking-out-early-on-padres/
ADRAIN SAID SOMETHING NICE TO THE OPPOSING PRESS AND HAD A BAD GAME HE IS MAILING IN TEH SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions
Now that’s good journalism!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This only just occured to me.
Giants can sweep the Padres right out of the playoffs. No Wild Card. No division. No nothing. Out with the trash. Vanquished. To play no more. That would be positively scrumptious. Slaying both the Rockies and Padres in a matter of weeks. Man, that alone makes this a season worth remembering.
Course, gotta do the doin’ first…. But as said above, I am supremely confident.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Obviously, I can’t actively root for the Padres for the rest of the regular season, but I actually hope they’re able to knock off the Braves. I’m still sore from 1993, and I think an SF/SD NLCS would be delicious.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That series would have worse ratings than the HOU/STL NLCS that was up against Yankees-Red Sox in 2004.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 29, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have worse ratings than the White Sox sweep of the Astros in the 2005 WS, which was up against Not Watching A Sweep Featuring The White Sox And Astros, a ratings beast if ever there was one.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hiya folks!
Dodger fan here (please don’t throw garbage at me!), but following the G-men in the last month or so I think Grant made a great point about Bochy using Wilson in the 8th inning. If we knew anything about Bochy in the past it was that he’d have his tendencies and stubbornness, but I gotta give him credit for adapting here. The Giants look like they’re on their way… getting Torres back has done a lot for them. Not to mention, I think we all agreed that if Lincecum didn’t rebound, the Giants would have little shot to take the West. The great thing, for SF, is Lincecum has for the most part recovered. Good times.
by Dave in the City on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions
But Bochy ISN’T adapting. He has always been a great pitcher manager and usually gets the most out his players and rarley leaves them in to long.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s got some sack with the bullpen. He was willing to give a junk-ballin control specialist like Romo a lot of rope, willing to give Casilla and Runzler important roles.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
Would you guys say that the bullpen for the Giants is underrated? I do notice that Romo and Wilson have been for the most part pretty good.
by Dave in the City on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that what it is?
underrated – unrated – overrated?
by Every6thDay on Sep 29, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
BOOO!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
good morning everyone
wat great day to be a giants fan.
To wake up in a beautiful morning to think finally of all years of frustration and disappointments were finally close from winning the division.
magic number 4 :)
I think it’s incredible that the Giants are on the verge of 90 wins. I thought they’d come close but I didn’t think they’d get 90+ at the start of the season. They’ve had a nice run.
by Dave in the City on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
yea me too
at the beginning of the season i predicted that the giants record was goin to be 92-70 because of the amazing pitching staff.
but after a 41-40 start there was no way the giants were winning at least 90 games. it was all over the papers hell, even sabean thought this team wasn’t capable of being a 90 win team.
its just amazing the turn around of events its happening. this team has torturing magic inside lol
remember who was actually the starting 9 on opening day.
yeah, i didnt think we’d even win 88 again
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
go 51-30 the second half. that’s magic.
by giant4life83 on Sep 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Astros!
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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See, THIS is a real story. THIS is actual news.
I’ll bet reporters like her can’t stand attention hounds like Ines Sainz.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesterday was
[…]
Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spend it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
it’s such fun
Just a perfect day
you made me forget myself
I thought I was
someone else, someone good
Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
—Lou Reed
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Everybody knew Latos was a douche...
but seriously? What a whiner
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

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