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Maverick and Iceman
by jctGamer on Sep 27, 2010 6:56 AM PDT
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We received a distress call 72 hours ago.
The Colorado Rockies have won 10 games in a row and is threatening to take over first place in the National League West. Osama Bin Dinger Hussein, the elusive head of the terrorist group, is planning a repeat of the shenanigans from years past. These men are armed with the humidor, and can come back form any deficit, any situation, against any pitcher.
The Secretary of defense and President "duke" Neukom have authorized the use of deadly force. Gentlemen, this is not a drill. This is the real deal. Only the best of the best of the best can dissolve this situation, and that is why you are here today. The Passcode for the operation is "jctgamer". Good luck, and Godspeed.
Maverick and Iceman from JCT on Vimeo.
Maverick and Iceman from JCT on Vimeo.
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/chills up spine
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 27, 2010 7:33 AM PDT reply actions
REC'D
Too bad Zito got caught in the jet-wash.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
+109
excellent knowledge
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I...wow.
What a community to have such creative minds. This is spectacular.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Odds of Bengie getting to that 3rd strike that bounced into the on deck circle?
Great job as alwasy!
When it happened the first thing I said was “There’s no way Bengie gets that he barely makes that play”
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Who is this Bengie you speak of?
great lil video.
by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 27, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, this one was great!
I laughed, I cried, I cranked it up…I never wanted it to end…
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
TWSS
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 27, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
As always, rec. Pure awesome.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 27, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions
Cheesy 80s soundtracks FTW!!
Wrecked
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 27, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions
Awesome
But, couldn’t you have used another Top Gun song like Danger Zone or something? Even still great stuff.
"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Agree...
Danger Zone would be good as well…especially with the MV for the song (just edit out the Kenny Loggins part)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1a_ikfUico
But still a highly highly recommended video! Great job as always.
ANY song from that movie would work.
Take my breathe away even.
Thanks, jctgamer, for the great entertainment! I love it!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 27, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm saying Playing With The Boys for HRs and Western Suns Part deux
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HOORAY!
There’s a deux. Can’t wait.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Sep 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done
I think “Take My Breath Away” would have been funny for the last 20 seconds
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 28, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Bill and Ted approve of this flic.
Totally awesome dude!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
RIP Goose.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Amazing!
I am . . . dangerous!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Zito is Goose in this scenario, right?
Damn that canopy.
by The Double Deuce on Sep 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
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