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Post-game thread: Matt Cain dazzles, Giants take series

A Giants no-hitter in Coors Field just wouldn’t have worked. Too many questions. Do you get ammunition or food first? I’ve always thought that if you had the ammunition, you could then just take the food, but then you start to wonder what to do if there isn’t any food to take. If the plague of locusts took out the crops, you’d probably just have to eat the locusts, but it’s hard to catch the locusts if you’re taking shelter from a rain of fire. No, a Giants no-hitter in Coors Field just wouldn’t have worked. The world isn’t ready for something like that.

But when you adjust for park, a three-hitter is a no-hitter. Science.

The only competition for the best Giants game in the history of Coors Field is this game, in which Brian Johnson hit an eighth-inning home run to give the Giants another game in the division. That was a memorable game. Maybe the hyperbole keg is pouring some delicious hyperbole right now after a win like that, but this game absolutely transcends that. Matt Cain pitched the best game of his life, and he did it when the Giants needed him to pitch the best game of his life. Amazing.

Of course Carlos Gonzalez and Troy Tulowitski were going to hit in the ninth inning. Of course one of them was going to be the tying run. The Rockies have a Game Genie plugged into that godforsaken stadium, and they enter a code before every bottom of the ninth to make sure those two hit. Science. Maybe black magic. Cain pitched both beautifully to both, even though Gonzalez had a clean single. Cain pitched beautifully to everyone. Cain is beautiful. A beautiful, beautiful man. I wouldn’t want to face Halladay, Hamels, and Oswalt in a short series either, but other teams sure as heck wouldn’t want to face the Giants, either.

The Giants went into Coors, and they took the series. The Braves lost. The Padres are currently down by four (adjusted for park, they’re down by eight). The Rockies are close to elimination. Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp/And it read Matt Cain’s a pimp.

What is this odd, tingly sensation? Pride? It’d sure be easy to get used to. What a game.

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It’s only a fucking beast.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Matt Cain FUCKED the beast (Coors Field) and that fucking Dinosaur in the AZZ.

by iHateBochy on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Didn’t have to use his A-K

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your thesis.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he’d said Matt Cain 95 times…

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too am proCain

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fine, no, MAGIKAL thesis it is.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well put!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR GREATNESS

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

You are truly superwonderful. I’m running out of great things to say about you.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

mattcainmattcainmattcainmattcain

by Evan on Sep 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is a beautiful man

I want to have sex with him.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem.

/points to back of line

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts head down and walks to the back of the line

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cuts in front

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I’VE BEEN WAITING HERE THE WHOLE TIME!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO BAD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you folks just scared Cole Kuiper away from this board.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be back. They always come back.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Cole Kuiper
colemk she tivo’d “DinoCroc Versus SuperGator” for me. if that’s not a sign of the perfect woman, i don’t know what is. #syfy

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could have DVR’ed “Sharktopus” as well.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just caught the end of Sharktopus….very interesting

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be a sign:

You must be THIS awesome to associate with Matt Cain. But he’ll associate with you anyways. Because Matthew Thomas Cain.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I WANNA HAVE HIS HAIR. IT HAS MAGICAL POWERS
BEAUTIFUL CREATURE MATT CAIN IS.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He started getting it styled by timmy’s hairstylist.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can these be made?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://memegenerator.net/LowRunSupportCain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the template is titled “LowRunSupportCain.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just a ridiculous performance by Matty

Considering the circumstances involved, that was the best outing of the year by a Giants’ starter IMO.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain are human humidors. And no, I can’t say that five times fast.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Human Humidors

BAND NAME ALERT!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THIS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN MATT CAIN MATT CAIN

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who the Niners need at QB?

Matt Cain.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does their season start?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still preseason.

I’m steeling myself for bondslegend rage.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, they could still go 12-4!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, they could still go 12-4 5-11!

Fixed

by dprodigy19 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a football game?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you not like football or are you just sad about the 49ers?

by cubesonice on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sense

mucking up the beauty that is Matt Cain with the awfulness that is the Niners

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

I would imagine local football fans would not want to be talking about football these days anyway.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah im tired of people whining about the niners losing and losing already, and it’s not even 1/4 way thru the season.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You!!

You read my mind, thanks! :)

I don’t want to read whines about that loser team on our blog here. They have their own SBNation blog for it!

by keyser_sozey on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this football of which you speak? Because fuck it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but it’s played on foot, so close enough.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

So pretty much every sport except for maybe crab soccer and swimming could be called football.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was originally called that in opposition to polo, which is not played on foot.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you fuck something you don't know?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s easy. you put your dick in a hole, and bingo.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oLOLo

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(sexual_slang)

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy I used to work with went to one of those on his lunch break all the time…

He was always doing something interesting on his lunch break….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure I’ve heard of those at some point in my life, but I must have blocked that memory out before I saw that link. “interesting” is probably a word I’d support.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT IS NINERS?
WHO CARES.
also MATT CAIN

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or banned.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this football?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN

And since when is Jay Payton still in the majors?

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see

Start monitoring the humidor and the Giants take the series.

Just sayin’

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I seem to remember someone from Purple Row....

saying something about the Giants trillion dollar pitching staff not coming up big and that he hoped on Sunday that the Rockies would throw a no hitter against us….

Just imagine how close his wishes almost came true….sort of…but not at all really.

Thanks whomever you were…I didn’t think I would ever see anything approaching a no hitter today…

Good luck next year….oh yeah….stay classy.

by inthesquat on Sep 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

we deservered it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster took one in his earhole, too.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember someone saying that they hoped they’d throw a no-no on us too. LOL Scott-bots.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Buster didn’t get ear-holed!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two great things- we could have swept COL in both of our last series. Broken bat triple, and Zito/bullpen mismanagement. But hey, 2 of 3 both times, I’ll take that any day.

and Matt Cain.

And Uribe, really? spoil a perfect game and a no hitter? (gonzalez probably would have gotten the hit in the 9th anyways, though)

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna forgive Uribe...

It wasn’t the easiest play in history, and you gotta admit, he’s done some pretty good things over the course of the year, too. I’d be more pissed if it had been Pablo who blew that play.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel less bad since Cain gave up the Mora HR and the CarGo single. Those are on him, not Uribe, regardless.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if Uribe makes the play he doesn’t face Mora or Gonzalez at all.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking this too, but really, no one is ever gonna throw a no-no against the rockies at coors. the universe would implode

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hideo Nomo

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood how Nomo could throw a no-hitter at Coors AND Camden Yards.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Coors Field Nomo no-hitter had some weird heavy, foggy atmosphere according to a guy at the game today.

by maysian on Sep 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nomo

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably true

But, there’s really no way to know what would have happened. The pitch selection would have probably been different, he may not have been pitching out of the stretch to anyone, etc. If Uribe makes the play, someone else on the Rockies may have gotten a hit. You just never know, so there’s no point in dwelling on it or anything.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants Are Good

Deal With It.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

can everyone who even thought that Bengie was needed to call a game

just agree that you dont understand baseball.

because,

buster posey

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain said he didn't shake off Posey the entire game

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you.

I’ll hold you to it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about the padres at home?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

CAIN, THOMAS MATTHEW

Native of the beautiful state of Alabama.

Audemus jura nostra defendere, assholes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You're from there too right?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's correct.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it as sweet as Lynyrd Skynyrd said it was?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sighs

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all right. There’s a whole backstory there I won’t bore you with.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, I don't get bored easily.

I wouldn’t mind hearing it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a line about George Wallace in that song, IIRC.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s a whole 25-year period of constantly hearing the song whenever the state is mentioned in popular culture, despite the fact there are a few very nice songs about Alabama.

More specifically, my boss, a Florida transplant, insisted on using it for our station’s coverage of the BCS championship this past January. He used it over the objections of our staff and my pleas in particular. It’s not a well-liked song around here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand.

Ignorance + knowledge = less ignorant!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you come from there with a banjo on your knee?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sighs

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/theme to the movie Crimson Tide

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Sep 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain's second half this year

98.0 IP, 67 H, 18 BB, 85 K
2.47 ERA, 0.86 WHIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL BUT WHAT’S HIS XFIP!?

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE OF THESE YEARS

AND THEN YOU’LL ALL BE SORRY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just, wow.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that K:BB ratio

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only Matt Cain’s AWESOME LINE.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain says

I DO KNOW HOW TO WIN

Deal with it suckers!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that we’re calling it now?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Bochy for leaving Cain in after the CarGo hit. But please stop talking, you’re putting me to sleep.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

That is the best blank stare I’ve ever seen.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't seen my sex face 8)

jk

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kid, I don't even have a sexface yet.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Face

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Problem

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

strangely this is what I'd look like skinny

and with short hair

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he’d been hanging out with Timmy again…

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only Matt Cain!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re still trying to figure out how they can make it. If the Giants go 0-6 and the Padres go 0-7 and and and SEASON OVER, losers.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL did they really say if both teams lose every game? They do know the one major flaw with that idea right?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But…but…the Rockies are chosen!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PURPLE ROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know

Payton Manning has a bigger head than Bruce Bochy?
noooooooo

by _Joe_ on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT WHAT IS HIS XFIP?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love a man who wants the facts!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic. You just out-wrote 95% of sports journalists.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but . . .

. . . so could a reasonably bright 11-year-old, so it’s a left-handed compliment.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I typed it with both hands!

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said

And he’s probably happy about it

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain would have kicked the game winning FG for the Saints.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture of the press conference?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god

no more purple dinosuar shaking his ass in front of the camera in the 9th inning

I wanted to rip his head off

by 49erEmpire on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Anyone else think they should skip Zito’s next start so Cain/Sanchez/Bumgarner pitch the SD series? i don’t feel comfortable handing barry the ball for such a huge game.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

especially since I’m going on Friday which is when he is scheduled to start

please Bochy start Cain on Friday

by 49erEmpire on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

with the day off, his start can be skipped and everyone will pitch on reg rest, whether it is Sanchz/Bum/Timmy for ARI, or Bum/Timmy/Zito for ARI.

so they can move his start up by skipping sanchez now, or they can just say to hell with Zito and he doesn’t pitch for the rest of the reg season and everyone still gets reg rest

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to do this, but I’m not sure Bochy will do it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Zito’s last start, and the way the other 4 pitchers in the rotation have been throwing, I also think it’s a very good idea. As you pointed out, the off day gives them a much better opportunity to do it as well, but as also pointed out, I too find it VERY hard to fathom Bochy would ever do this.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this in an earlier thread (and I heard it on Marty Lurie’s show):

Why not have Dirty on Tuesday, MadBum Wednesday, Zito (on regular rest) Thursday, Timmy (on an extra TWO days rest) Friday, Matt (extra day rest) on Saturday, Dirty (on regular rest) on Sunday?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they can go with Sanchez, then Lincecum, then Bumgarner, Cain, Zito, Sanchez, and have Lincecum available for a 1-gamer if necessary (or game 1 of the playoffs).

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Timmy is still available for Game 1 of the playoffs if he pitches Friday night (not sure when the NLDS starts, but maybe Wednesday?).

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but if a 1-gamer is necessary then he could pitch that the day after the season ends (or whenever it is they hold it).

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you have to get to the playoffs first, but if Timmy pitches a one-game playoff, and they win, then he’s unavailable until Game 3 or 4 of the NLDS.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you have to get to the playoffs first.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta get there first

And our whole rotation is good.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

September has been his second-best month so far, and his opponents’ OPS has been going down through it. (You could look it up.) I like Bumgarner, but I’ll take Zito over him right now.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also believe that Zito has pitched very well recently

I really didn’t get all the criticism of yesterday’s game. The first two runs scored on a bloop hit just inside the right-field line.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also think the timing would be bad

Showing you have no confidence in a guy might not bode well for the future.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 27, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The announcers are giddy right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy isn't. He's comatose on the post game show

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Bochy for you. I can’t even imagine him getting excited if they won the world series. I can just see them dumping the keg on his back and him just sorta stumbling forward 3 steps and his face not even slightly changing.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like that about him.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip (on the ball dude): Integrity my toe!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

what about us that are out of the country

i wanted to get mlb.tv but the UK requires me to buy a 150 pound TV license to watch any live tv. If i had the money, i would pay it, but i dont..

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy a 40''

Mine’s only like 50 pounds

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

TVs in the UK are heavy

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me forever to realize that this wasn’t referring to weight.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m happy to be on his back

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy to be under him.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I was about to drop an “inb4TheLetter2” but you beat me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

your wasting your effort jponry

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

*You're

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine was a set up for TheLetter2

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a class act.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

how do you post these after generating them? TIA.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ctrl+click (or right click) the thumbnail and pick “Copy Image Location”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course , , ,

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Matt Cain

also lol Juan Uribe strikes again!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Will we ever learn?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS WRONG?

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

Hurt me so good.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is Tulowitski?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN SAYS STFD DINGER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

7-2 Reds

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is the coolest ever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And such nice hair.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

HE’S NOT A CHIA PET, HE’S A HUMAN!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

People with that kind of hair are conspiciously awesome.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEISEY STRIKES AGAIN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIS

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s clever.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made me laugh. Awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Cain didn’t strike out a batter until the fifth inning and managed to end up with 8 strikeouts for the game.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

There were a few hard hit atem balls early on, but the hard contact fizzed away.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His stuff never struck me as ‘obvious no-hit stuff,’ but his endurance and consistency makes up for that. The way he pitches late in games is amazing.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta have a low pitch count to throw a no hitter, because otherwise, you won’t be able to last all 9 innings. The pitchers who are throwing what looks like the best pitches are usually the ones who are striking out the most hitters, and rarely get no hitters because they’re not gonna have a chance. When Cain only had 50 pitches through 5 innings, I couldn’t help but think “no hitter at Coors??”

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edwin Jackson

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACT

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan says otherwise.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Ubaldo have, like, eight walks in the first four innings of his?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was 6?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they kept popping out on the first pitch

he didn’t have a chance

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Purple Row

7-0 next week
Pads go 3-5 counting a loss today
Braves go 3-3
Set up 3 way tie at 90-72 and let the chaos begin!

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The fact that SD and SF play each other pretty much hoses them.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so mad?
MCC guy copied and pasted my 7-0 week comment
they all fail to realize the 3 way tie i meant is with ATL and SD not them and SD…morons

by pwoper on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

angry poster is angry

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BITTER

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that was even the point was it? The point was them thinking …yeah… was them, thinking.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should ease up on that stuff, they might hurt themselves.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Morans

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Row-bots = Scott-bots.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

I’m not sure we fail to realize that.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well then their scenario is clearly very likely to happen.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they are reading this

Well, PR, read this:

Start watching the Broncos

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

Broncos huh? What’s that?

I'm a BelieveR!!!
This is R year!
Uh, yeah, about that...

by prettyinpurple on Sep 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’d gloat more about my team in response to this if they didn’t play the Niners today.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He fails to realize that’s never going to happen…moron.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants have to lose everything? Man, this scenario seems likely.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Rowand was going to provide the leadership for the young team?

Watching Huff being interviewed it is clear who is providing the leadership on this team.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So what’s Mark Sweeney doing these days?

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he’s busy being extremely interesting.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justice!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I see how it is.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking fantastic… rec’d

Matt Cain: forever my hero

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how close to a regular streak?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

twice, now. we pretty much owned them for the last 2 series

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants finish 2010 road schedule at 43-38. Considering they were well under .500 at some point in June, that’s very impressive.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The two losses caused a lot of angst, but the Giants really came up huge on this road trip.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, 34-32 against the West, after starting 6-18 or something terrible like that.

by scotterduder on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Improved considerably within the division as well

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies accidentally shipped some of those juiced balls to Petco?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magik?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, somebody had to use them

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUICED BALLS!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could make a joke here but I will refrain from that.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Zippy post here?

Zippy likes saying things over and over.

I hope he’s now repeating:

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Zippy.

Because one time in one panel, Zippy said, ‘my hair looks up to your hair, Griffy.’

After that, all is forgiven.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but it's flexible:

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

6 days a week I’d read it and go ‘huh?’ but once a week it would be the funniest thing in the paper.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost impossible to decipher unless . . .

. . . you have followed it for some time. (Although the “Explaining Zippy” page liked upthread helps a little.)

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much of my lack of understanding stemmed from the fact that I was in middle school or high school when I was actively reading the comic (i.e., when the Chron was actually printing it).

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the majority of them came from the Reds

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

who's GLB?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

gaslampball – Padres SBNation site

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's even an even lamer name than Purple Row.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as lame as Niners Nation, though.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you understand what its relevance is?

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

What is it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be appropriate for a no reply here.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swager has it

It isn’t a metaphor a “row” of “purple” people on the internet. All seats at Coors Field are green, sans one row in the upper deck that is supposedly 5,280 feet above sea level.

SBNation actually did a good job of incorporating unique and distinctive details of each franchise into the names of blogs…for the most part

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 28, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Petco is in the Gaslamp District in San Diego?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, the olde towne area.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaslamp is downtown...

Old Town is about 2 miles north of downtown along I-5.

/former resident’d

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaslamp District started with the Horton Plaza makeover. Really did a good job. Petco is still vanilla however, and does not hold a candle to the “Big Phone”.

Horton Plaza of the 80’s = West Oakland

/former resident

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he meant the significance of “Purple Row”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that like the mile high line at the stadium. It’s one Purple Row

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an historical district close to the city’s center, right?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inform me.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I thought we were talking about relevance in terms of SBN sites.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t even know what a write-off is.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it implies that the Giants are girls and girls suck lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I had to go back and reread it. I thought he said Vagrants.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would actually be an awesome mascot.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the Idaho Vandals.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vagrants works well for SF too

Let’s rename the 49ers

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could call it the Mad Bum!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought my HS would be on there. We are the Haybalers

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa I was just at Vintage High School last weekend for a tournament. And I went there twice this summer.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a bunk list…we were the Lava Bears. What’s cooler and more mean than a Lava Bear anyone???

Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wimmins

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t get it at first. That’s…that’s…clever?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not cute nor clever

They just love to quote that movie about a love story.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the person who realized that fortyniners rhymes with fortyWHINER! And that Lakers rhymes with FAKERS! GET IT? THEY RHYME LOLOLOL

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHHAAAAA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIQUEENS!

/bondslegend

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it. Really.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross had a hell of a game too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

I demand that the outfield be Burrell – Torres – Ross

At least against lefties.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you demand this

you’ll get Velez-Rowand-Guillen

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheaters never prosper.

by sunnyd100 on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

8-2!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Still 0 outs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL his hat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe...difficult play but

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

In the same vein...

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you post pics from the meme generator. It doesnt seem to work for me

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

http://memegenerator.net/LowRunSupportCain

http://memegenerator.net/apathetic-sanchez

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i mean

how do you post an already created picture..

plugging in the url doesnt work

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I right click and then click properties, highlight the whole address (url) and that should work.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AdBlock may be blocking it (if you use that). I had to copy mine to a image host.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to be implying they have hearts…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, Matty has a stalker!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hey.

i made that for my gf. we were joking about that.

by russian.tank on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, whatever Matt wants – he gets. Sorry bud.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Big picture is big.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have added a subject line

Sorry

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

my best friend died in a plane crash headed for everest last month…

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trite words, I know, but I’m sorry.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Sorry to hear than.

/Should have known I would hurt someone’s feelings.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Please be more careful next time

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? That's awful

So sorry for your loss.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was in the chronicle

she was helping tutor orphans in nepal

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's terrible to hear.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, my condolences.

I remember reading about that. Just tragic.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that sucks.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheels falling off in the 619

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I know quite a few SDers from college, and they had 858 too

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the stadium, which is in the 619

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the wheels are falling off in all of SD with this huge skid they went on.

Oh wait, nevermind… no one cared to begin with

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYAKA

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Torrealba pitch.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he actually has the best chance of anyone on the staff to throw one again.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*ahem* Matt Cain.

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2evt5ld.jpg[/IMG]

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I GIVE UP

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys clicking on the little tree icon?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

and then i post the url

its not working :(

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you post just the URL as text here we can post for ya.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Click on the little pic of the tree, then copy the link.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Push the little button that looks like a tree next to the hyperlink and put the link in there.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're so understanding!

<3

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, thanks.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re clicking on the little tree button right? I forgot to write that at the end i pushed post instead of preview

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

use carrots (“<” “>”) instead of brackets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"carets"

(By the way, the “secret” to getting quotation marks to work in the subject line is to leave a leading blank space.)

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING JUICED CARROTS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this one

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this.

Also, this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cin vs SD

8 – 2 Cin. bases loaded with Joey Votto batting. So far so good

by paull80 on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

10-2 REDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto delivers

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Padres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE MOSKOWITZ!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'VE WALKED NEAR HIM!

I don’t want to brag, but it was a semi-enclosed area.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Rowbot lurkers

Next time you guys get all holier-than-thou about how classless we are over here, just remember the following quote from one of your most regular posters:

I know, jponry’s waitin’ on Hirschbeck to give ’im a thankful slurping

ROCKTEMBER – Time for Some F***ing Guy to Shine
ROCKTEMBER – The month before we play Mora playoff games
ROCKTEMBER – The rest of you can settle for Festivus


by Mondogarage on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell is he even talking about?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is implying that you will blow Hirschbeck for calling strikes strikes.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me LOL.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s clever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t get why he seems to hate me more than the other mods here. I don’t think I was even there for the kerfluffle that got him banned. Hell, I don’t think I was even a mod back then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just happen to be more visible than other mods. It’s not anything rational.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of the other mods are wimminz.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also says that we’re douchebags and that he only formed that opinion from what he sees there at PR because he doesn’t come to MCC

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m sure PurRo is a good place to learn about MCC.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did, and he got banned.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's upset that you're modding on a Sunday!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you have a vagina.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a mod though. I would expect you to have a higher level of snark.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did laugh at that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, don't conflate me with Mondo

I’m my own wimmen.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies. No wimmins.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re cool. I found it kind of funny that you apparently held me to such a high standard of snark. ;)

But I’m really surprised you guys seem to be okay with the kind of bile Mondo’s been spewing, just considering what you guys say about us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mods generally try to calm him down.

But since you’ve already banned him over here, we just let him vent. I don’t think very many are “OK” with it.

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Brad Hawpe - Thanks Brad, you were a class act.Good luck with the Rays!
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra
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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did think your Jorge comment went too far.

2010 Colorado Zombies--It ain't over til it's over. So says Troy Torridwitzki
Brad Hawpe - Thanks Brad, you were a class act.Good luck with the Rays!
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra
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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this comment? I’ve not seen it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whore-hey de la rosa or something.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

WHORE-hey thing?

Probably unnecessary. But attacking an individual poster is worse than a ballplayer.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve made stupid, inflammatory puns about our players before. There’s an example of one right in this thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, there has been far worse.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. And I agree fully with your comment below.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joke and the first thing that popped into my mind while I was rushing to make a new thread. But I think a stupid pun about a professional baseball player (especially considering I’ve read just as bad about our players on your site) is a far cry from constant personal attacks (often with a creepy sexual undertone) against someone who just happens to be a mod on this site.

But hey, if he’s ‘venting’ it’s all good. I don’t even know what I’ve ever done to him. As far as I know, I’ve never spoken to him directly.

I’m just saying that your ‘moral high horse’ looks like a complete and utter joke when you let comments like that go by without comment (and, in some case, with encouragement.)

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand what you are saying.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do apologize for the DLR comment, though. In all honesty, I think he’s a very good pitcher and I have enormous respect for him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He came a long way.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitches = ok
balls in earholes = ok
Whores = too far

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t for get calling Posey a pedophile

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not Llama sex?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not defending any of those types of comments...I think they are vile

and not funny. I think our mods will take care of those things…..

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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t know you were a PR member and not GLB I would LOL @ this comment.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can all agree that GLB is just vile in every way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been to such an unwelcoming place...

One little Jay Cutler joke…….

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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

After our last series against the Padres, one of their main page guys threatened to ban his OWN posters for not being rude to visiting Giants fans.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make Dodger fans look better by comparison, it’s incredible.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? I don't understand....

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by SDcat09 on Sep 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLB and “mods taking care of thing” do not go together.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because the mods at GLB would encourage those kind of comments.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, they had a post that actually said “Fuck the Giants fans.”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does SBNation have any say in what is said in each blog?

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that they would prefer no profanity in front page posts (or the titles of overflow GDT), but otherwise, it’s up to the discretion of the person who owns the blog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So a person who owns the blog could have anti-Semitic, homophobic and racist posts or encourage it?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like it sometimes.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine it’s the sort of situation that’s never come up, so SBN’s never had to develop a response to it. Sure, things get pretty heated in the comments and some of the mods around town are less than professional, but nobody’s hosting a hate site or anything, you know?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is to say, I think if someone posted a screed against how terrible Latino ballplayers are and how they’re ruining the sport with their lack of grit and hustle, there would be action.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty close to it honestly. That’s a terrible image to have.

I mean, to talk about avoiding getting molested in San Francisco in a main post? Seriously?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good advice though.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do make a valid point. I was planning on making a trip up to SF and do stuff to Padre fans that weren’t moving.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the same classy dude who referred to you as a “dripping hole,” innit? Pretty sure it’s just good old-fashioned misogyny.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That comment has been deleted though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comment went too far, then?

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would!

WHERE IS MY PURPLE ROW INFAMY, DAMMIT?

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows, he’s a moran.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cololrado talk.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was supposedly late for his date, which is why he just walked away after making such an “egregiously bad” of strike three to end the game.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if we’re not trolling over there, what’s the slight in us being snarky about Purple Row?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should expect this. We have no class.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like seriously.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MAY NEVER STOP

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No. But I think about you guys when I’m on the air sometimes. Like, my first newscast is at 4:06 a.m. PT, and I try to imagine who might be listening at that hour. I like doing time zone math.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever think of me?!

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not you specifically, but the Eastern Time Zone, yes, because our first hour is your second hour on the East Coast.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

8(

So you think of McC as a whole?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But only sometimes when I’m having to calculate time zone differences. ’Cause, you know, I focus on my job most of the time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you get Alabama public radio out here?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only through web streaming.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if I’m ever up at 4:06 AM…

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it helps, it’s 3:00 – 7:00 a.m. PT.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, that’s basically the time I’m guaranteed to be at sleep.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. I totally understand. Most folks in this time zone are still asleep at that hour. I was just making a Cain macro for fun.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m usually awake, and home from 5- 530 am where would one find this internet broadcast thing?

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys stream? I’ll listen to you on Tuesday (early day).

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Now I’m going to have to be good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re not, I’ll be sure to let everyone know on the GT. :p

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is, some of you wingnuts are still up causing mayhem on the post-game thread when I get to work.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not I. Central time zone for me.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

I only listen to Paul Finebaum

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles makes me laugh when he calls in

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve listened to Finebaum only once in my life. I don’t know who the regulars are.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know what your missing

It’s like listening to “Deliverance.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, because that’s what I want to hear on my radio. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

11-2 REDLEGS!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Reds are finally putting the screws to the Padres

I love it.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They have a good chance of winning this inning.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the inning, let’s win the game!!!

sidenote: will he ever stop saying taters?

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SD pitcher change!

Good thing to wear out SD’s bullpen as they don’t have any day offs for rest of season

by paull80 on Sep 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the Cubs will try...trying against them

I’d be okay with that.

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO COMMUNISTS

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by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

/rec this

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
It’s rookie dress up/hazing day. Problem is, all the rooks paid their dues last Sept. Except Darren Ford, who is in leather S&M gear.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder whose idea that was.

/subtly points at Wilson

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Huff could be a part of it.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat and Huff

Hopefully they gave each other knowing looks

by dprodigy19 on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they made sure to support their favorite shop

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battling the recession!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

supporting local businesses is important!

and if they happened to do any shopping for themselves, well, that’s their business.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the truth.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street fair…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Damn would’ve been funny to dress Posey up again this year.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

countdown to “Everyone in San Francisco is teh gay” post on Purple Row in 3….2….1…

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they don’t know enough to be moving targets!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL so hard

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think he’d be able to run fast enough to avoid that.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins rookie hazing

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second from the left got off easy

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by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one on the left…not so much.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the guy in the orange supposed to be the guy from that nick show…is it Yo Gabba Gabba

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was my first thought

but I’ve never seen the show, so I don’t know where it came from.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

It’s DJ Lance Rock.

YGG is for ex-hipster parents. On its side, it’s pretty okay for kids teevee. As our apartment is small and I have been trying to keep Mister Toddler from ever discovering that the television turns on in a way that is fun and exciting, lest he beg to watch it, we haven’t seen much that isn’t posted online. But what we’ve seen seems fun.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last one today, I promise

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Samsonite luggage.
Case of Turtle Wax.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believed you.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW THAT ALL ALONG

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BROXTON

Wow the dodgers are just embarrassing at this point.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheesus. What happened to that guy? Not that I mind, of course.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw 48 pitches in one inning

Bochy almost did that to wilson last night except wilson is not a fat piece of shit and actually works out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d hard at this just now – it’s one of those “it’s hilarious because it’s true” things…

by GrooveGiant on Sep 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it, especially with KJ and CY on my fantasy team

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

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by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was just a commercial on Bravo for finding tickets to baseball games. They didn’t mention it by name, but the park the commercial was shot in was AT&T.

I consider that a sign. Of what, I don’t know, but I think it’s a good one.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so awesome to have Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain on our team. and J Sanchez, and MadBum.

All such different pitchers, with totally different styles, who all can shut anyone down

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what pissed me off about the Padres.

They decided to be good for a while this year out of nowhere. We had to work to get everything together (with some luck of course).

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, uh, we were good last year out of nowhere, so…

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

The Giants were a bad team for 4 years straight. In that time, they drafted better, made some mistakes, but, it’s not too surprising a season. I mean, Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain were both good pitchers already and everyone improved from 2008. The Padres however, are just full of scrap heap heroes and I don’t know, it just never felt like they were that good.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres however, are just full of scrap heap heroes

The Giants sure don’t know anything about that.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think of us as the island of misfit toys

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't feel like they're good.

A bunch of scrubs having career years aside from Gonzalez and Bell, Latos being a surprise.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The success of the entire bullpen for the Giants last year was the definition of out-of-nowhere. Barry Zito’s transformation into a decent pitcher was like a miracle. And the team had basically one really good hitter acting as their entire offense, except for Juan Uribe, who had a career year.

If you were not a Giants fan, how would that not be insane?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But our trillion dollar pitching staff can’t hold a lead.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

irony: the trillion dollar pitcher is the worst

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Sherrill is really having an pathetic excuse for a year

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ torre bringing in broxton

/2 run homer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha I love watching my dodger fan friends slowly die on the inside, and broxton is one of the main causes of this.

its really satisfying because before this year, most of them had broxton posters in their rooms

then again i did have a molina poster in my room 2 years ago…

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember early on everyone was like "Wilson's not good enough...WE NEED BROXTON"

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

… and the Dodgers will be paying Broxton $7M next year.

Closer success can be fleeting, indeed.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paid by the pound.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good deal when you think of it like that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those must be some enormous posters...

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADRES!!
11-2 REDS

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

bases loaded again for CIN. still no out, 11-2

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Jay Payton

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly, I didn’t think he could actually pull off a no-no at Coors. Eventually, someone will get a hit. It’s just not possible. If not Payton, someone else would have done it.

Then again, you can’t account for how Juan Uribe will spoil it

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Drove in winning run after Snow’s HR in 2000 NLDS
2) Only hit in Cain’s 1-hitter in Oakland
3) First hit today

Anything I’m missing in the Jay Payton Sucks list?

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s right… i totally forgot he broke up the no-no in oakland too. it was that double toright-center, correct?

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic # bout to be 5.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That doesn’t sound right.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be 6 for the playoffs, 7 for the division, right?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like what the diamondbacks are doing against the dodgers at the moment

But I can’t stop laughing LOL FUCK YOU DODGERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything anybody does against the dodgers in September can be thrown out as irrelevant because the Dodgers have pretty clearly given up on their season.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

True that

As evidenced by torre bringing on broxton.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

@SFGiants keeps saying the DD $6 tickets are available for the AZ games but they’re fucking NOT. This pisses me off.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I was honestly quite surprised that Buster called a curveball there. I expected a sploogeball.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was inside

But buster reached out to catch it before it broke way inside and framed it perfectly not to mention the zone was massive today.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he frames ’em really well. keeps his elbow inside the ball instead of turning it out. noticed alot of extra strikes called like that. Molina? “you gotta pay me extra to do that stuff”

Buster is bringing out the best in the staff. They will be a force to be reckoned with for a long time.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the best call. i was thinking that right before the pitch

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just loved the emphasis on the call. Just saying: don’t mess around, just follow my lead and that’s the ballgame

by SFGAmsterdam on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt gave posey mass props after that too. he was like “i just let him call it. never shook him off.”

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wats up with the padres fans calling us vagiants?
THE FUCK?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CUZ GINATS FANS ARE VAGINAS!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok then i guess i LIKE VAGIANTS.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re homophobes, scared that their season is ending before their eyes.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is odd, since we all have teh gay and are trying to touch their butts.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about the rest of you gays

but I LIKE vagina

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sall rite

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk jk

It’s nice.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADRES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! Blowout that bullpen Bud!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Padres

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why couldn’t the Padres have done this during Sanchez’s one-hitter earlier this year?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton can't even get outs anymore LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol what did he do now?

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADS

The inning that never ends.

by pwoper on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning has been highly entertaining to me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail. The top of the 8th in San Diego has been highly entertaining to me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dodger game is even better

LOL BROXTON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much good stuff today.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think broxton is done with the dodgers

Your arizona diamondbacks 2011 closer!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really need to go to sleep, I have class at 9 am tommorow,

but this padre meltdown is too entertaining to watch

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Tune into the dodgers game for some extra lulz.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm

you need 13 hours of sleep?

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the UK

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much sleep is detrimental to your health.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m studying abroad in scotland

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been staying up till 4am every night recently to watch the giants, so i feel like i need a reasonable amount of sleep tonight haha

by panda revival on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why study abroad in Scotland?

When you can study many broads….

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im studying abroad

in spain – its tough to keep up with those 7pm start times
slingbox ftw

by _Joe_ on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN TRAIN!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are riding SHOTGUN

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three Things I Learned Listening to the Reds Announcers

1: Baseball instincts are learned
2: The Philadelphia Phillies are the best team in the National League
3: The best 2 pitchers in the NL are Roy Halladay and Roy Oswalt

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SCHIENCE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't take Kruk and Kuip for granted

Fact.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEVER DO

They’re my favourites, and I am biased 8P

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reds have played over 100 teams under .500

Did you learn that as well?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they playing minor league teams as well as MLB teams?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…that’s crazy.

Reds 11-0 in postseason

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I learned those 3 things in 1 inning.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you meant 100 games against teams under .500…

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a Chasm somewhere in the reply chain.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant

I just flubbed it like bork did last night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Number 1 is kind of hard to argue with.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think #2 is hard to argue with at this point in the season.

by thebighead on Sep 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I meant #2. I could probably argue either side of #1 if I was willing to think about it for more than 5 seconds.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know your team sucks when you clinch the division by running out of games to play.

cough reds cough cough

but for today, im a reds fan

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: The "THIS IS CALLED STYLE, MY MAN" commercial

is the single greatest commercial of all time.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

what product?

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maximum expletives I believe.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox/Yankees fuckers! I can’t feel my toes I’m so excited!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GREATEST RIVALRY IN SPORTS!

Holy shit this is gonna be so exciting joe morgan might actually say something insightful.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure that isn’t the alcohol?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

last week MLB network

called the Yankees/RedSox game a potential preview of the playoffs.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also said the yankees will easily win the division and they “deserve to since thay play in the bronx and the rays don’t”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? I don’t even come close to getting that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard to play in teh Bronx

more pressure. Come on.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks. Now I get it. Poor Yankees playing under pressure…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rays have just been "lucky this year"

The yanks are the defending world champs its not fair that the rays win the AL east!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, man, they really chose that game? There wasn’t a more exciting match-up available? Fuck ESPN.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday’s FOX game too. That one especially I didn’t get since it’s a regional telecast.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

More exciting than THE GREATEST ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF NOUNS?

I think not!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREATEST ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF NOUNS?

LOLOL

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not about more exciting match-up but ratings, which NYY-BOS does.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

II don’t know why ESPN isn’t considered a business.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MeMe neither.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe we had to give up Jon Miller for this.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

It’s funny because it’s true.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I’ll tolerate Joe Morgan and Orel Dodger just to hear Jon gloat about Gigantes! :)

by keyser_sozey on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so excited and you just can’t hide it?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

ESPN loves them some Red Sox/Yankees.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you gonna call?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the guy

that said the giants werent gonna win at coors field and that the season was over?

SUCK IT

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

prolly Every6thday

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said the season was over, but I certainly assumed a loss today, given JoDeLaRo’s dominance of the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest no more assuming of losses.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Keep assuming. That means the Giants will never lose this season.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot

about Matt Cain’s dominance of the Rockies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he’d give up two runs, but that the Giants would score one or none.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the saying goes . . .

. . . that’s why they play the games.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking fantastic. Now 60 Minutes is delayed for that…other sport.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Football ruins everything around it.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to potentially bring the mood down, but I don’t think this has been posted yet:

Freddy Sanchez concernes about his shoulder. MRI tomorrow. Says lobbing ball “is all I got.”

Sounds pretty worrying, but if it doesn’t turn out to be too serious, then this is good timing with the day off. All things considered, he’s been remarkably healthy this season since his return.

by Seasick fish on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

That’s the first time his surgically repaired shoulder has “officially” flared up and he’s been hitting great lately.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it wasn’t the surgically repaired shoulder that was bothering him.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Christ, let’s hope that’s just a stinger that will “calm down” as B&S would put it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

That was one of the massage therapists.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. i thought that was for Guillen who died of acute SUCK

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just noticed his strange absence of major injury this season.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should sit a few days then.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulders Are Weird

he can hit two HRs but not throw from second?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we have Fontenot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Grant

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should rub some dirt on it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we have Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Savvy Sabes says

Now you’re not mad I got Fontenot, eh Bondslegend?

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friend's at the Pads game.

@brittneyg
Never heard fans boo their own team before. #padres

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by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing what bandwagon fans will do.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were booing the padres in the 8th today?

LOL. the only guy we boo is Zito, but he’s worked hard to earn those boos.

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval gets some pretty loud boos these days.

by Seasick fish on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fairweather fans

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs will win tomorrow. Zambrano is pitching, and he’s been really hot lately.

by keyser_sozey on Sep 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

split? possibly. the cubs have been playing great ball

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the games at Petco or Wrigley?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

The Cubs have been playing good ball lately, but asking them for more than a split at Petco will be a tall order

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting the Pads to take 3 of 4, and would be more than happy with a split.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants really need to take care of business against the Dbacks. They can’t afford another series like the one a few weeks ago.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I feel confident with the pitching matchups though.

Please don’t let disappoint me.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy and Enright are scheduled to start. The Giants have had problems with those guys.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Dbacks have been playing really tough lately. I would hope that the Giants aren’t even thinking of looking past them right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they are. Rest up tomorrow, then take care of business Tuesday.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think that at this point, they realize the implications of this series. It’s almost as important as the D-Backs one, and could end up deciding a lot.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. But a split puts the Padres two back going into the Giants series. Just need to win the first game and its ours

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never assume a sweep.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our traditional magic number is 7.
We just need 5 wins this week and we are in. (Two Padres losses next weekend for the other two) We will probably get in with 4, but may end up tied.

If the Pads lose tomorrow, it’s 6 with 6 games each.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope the Cubs play the Padres as seriously as they played the Giants (closer in the 8th inning).

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Quade said that he felt it was his responsibility to the teams in the other dugout to play these games as though his playoff chances were on the line, and rearranged his pitching so that the Padres would get the Cubs’ best.

(Which meant the Cardinals got the backhanded slap of being declared out of it by their hated rivals’ manager, who deemed them far enough out of it to play the kids. LOL Cards!)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Samardzija started Sunday

Zambrano, Dempster, Wells and Gorzelanny start vs. SD

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that is a classy and smart thing to do

May come back to help them one day when they need a similar courtesy.

Meh, who am I kidding, they are the Cubs, they won’t be needing such a favor. Makes the move even classier.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs....

Steve Bartman grew up a Padres Fan!!!

by ACgiant97 on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DARREN FORD fan on KNBR RIGHT NOW!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been providing me entertainment for years.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

once his wife got on the phone

she’s logical and made fun of him for awhile

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds great. Wish I could’ve heard that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SALTY!

He can be our Dave Roberts

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give these radio guys a lot of credit for dealing with these scottinmarin types

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of these radio guys are scottinmarin types

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had KNBR a few times when I heard “Scott in Marin, you’re on KNBR”. I, then, turn the radio off.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salty though...........

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE CAN TAG UP ON A FLY BALL!!!!

HE CAN STEAL A BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is so fucking loud

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case anyone forgot:

Dexter premiere tonight at 6pm (eastern feed for those who have it) and 9pm, west coast feed. Showtime.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh my gosh

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

I’m still working through True Blood season 3.

Honestly, it’s suffering from some Twin Peaks Season 2 syndrome (too many different plots going on that are too separated from each other), but Russell Edgington makes it all worthwhile. Goddamn, what a character/performance.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 3 is so great. Too bad it doesn’t have a finale…just a last ep of the season before it continues next year.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I’ve heard. I’m glad that it sounds like they aren’t closing the door on Russell though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was quoted saying he’d be back next year which kinda made the ep 11-12 wait a little less exciting.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would watch a tv show starring him, tbh. Fuck Beeeeell and Sookeh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started liking sookie a lil bit this season. still don’t like bill. eric, ftw

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t want to like Eric because I didn’t understand all the Alex Skarsgaard fangirls, but I’ve grown fond of him (and Pam).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

whenever people talk about ASkars

I picture David Anders.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Blood has slowly descended into completely unwatchable crap. I am done with the show after this season’s finale.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not saying it is a cliffhanger or bad or anything, just don’t expect much in the way of resolution.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I had Showtime. I’ll have to wait :(

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of premieres, did anyone else really not like the Community this week?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked it. The way that they managed to resolve the cliffhanger was pretty amazing, for one thing.

The classroom parts were the weakest, though, IMO. Same as last season.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty hilarious.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it

Its my favorite comedy on TV right now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

just now finishing up the first season

thats a helluva show

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGERS LOSE

Even those that doesn’t meaning much in the standings, it’s still good to see.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

6 games under .500!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now that the Rockies are (essentially) out of it LA’s crappy play can’t hurt the Giants anymore!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have failed in their quest to get Torre over .500 for his final season.

GOOD!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

I was cheering against that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

In SF?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I kind of hate RWC. For that weather, and an ex I have from there.

Gourrnet Haus Stoudt is awesome, though. My friend runs beer events there.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate Redwood City partly for its weather?

But…Climate best by government test!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Irish and from the Sunset District. I don’t do heat well.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that like? Do you ver bring a parasol with you?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Means he wears dickies and a white t-shirt everywhere.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wondering if this joke is too obscure for 2010 San Francisco…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I just continue living in San Francisco. :)

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I wanna go one day.

If I ever get rich, I’d bring my whole family and friends.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and me. Road trip.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you count as friend, friend 8)

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thanks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm..friend...mmm

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you making out with me?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just being creepy.

Oh the fun we would have in person.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco was really great weather. I intend to live there someday.

For now, though, I’m stuck in the South Bay.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer than me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

*has

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I think this would be a great T-shirt slogan.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolly

Amazing what they have on shirts these days

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather.com sez high of 86 in the city (so probably low 80s at gametime) and that’s the peak of the ‘heatwave’

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ratings for the giants game must have been ridiuclous

Considering how the niners game became completely unwatchable just as it started.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

All new Mad Men episode tonight

I hope Sally doesn’t appear. Can’t stand that bratty little girl.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Sally's a good character

But I think there’s going to be a little more Betty than I prefer.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either of you guys follow The TV Club on Slate? These kinds of debates are always going on. It’s worth a read.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read the AV Club’s stuff about the show I watch.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Which is also called the TV Club)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read AV Club, too. They’ve trained me to read all the subtle clues scattered throughout Mad Men episodes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Sallys character

I loathe Betty, but I think I’m supposed to

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sally Draper has been the highlight of the season – I love where her character is headed; plus, she’s a BIG fan of The Man From U*N*C*L*E!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, Lurie was just a dick to that little kid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait till the jose guillen haters start calling in and marty lurie goes on a rant about how well he’s swinging it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

first place

Fuck you reds you should have won the first 2.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever – First Place!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pseudo-Cubs fan for the next 4 days

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

go cubs go!

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now I've got the stupid song stuck in my head

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUBS! WOO! CUBS WOO! CUBS WOO!

/Ronnie’d

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLEED CUBBIE BLUE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww did he really?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been corroborated by multiple commenters.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were joking.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...the camera was on him after his home run yesterday for a solid twenty mississippi...

He sucked the left side of his cheek, then he got his thumb and fore finger and pressed his cheek in harder so that he could get his teeth and tongue on his acne.

Why? I have no idea.

I realize that ballplayers do gross shit in the dugout, what with all of their snot rocketing, loogey hawking and crotch grabbing, but the acne bite…that was a new one…and without question the grossest of all.

by inthesquat on Sep 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

so glad I somehow missed seeing this

by aMAYSing24 on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acne or boogers? i couldn’t tell.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, do you think we could get him

for a package, say, of Runzler and Schierholtz

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw in rowand and you got a hell no

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re really into this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fetish

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A no-hitter would have been SO satisfying

just because it would have been against the Rockies in Coors.

Actually, you know what would have been satisfying? A sweep.

But I’ll be happy with 2 of 3. I really hate the Rockies. And some of their fans.

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by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain never gets nice things 8(

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balance.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor bondslegend

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine his twitter was quite polite today.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking forward to the post game conference because I thought Singletary would go nuts. Very disappointing. He must be watching Bruce Bochy.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bochy embraced his inner jim tracy yesterday

Singletary was himself today.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still can go 13-3!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

Cubbies have won 8 of their last 9 road games. A good omen for this epic upcoming week…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO CUBS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some love for our second baseman

Freddy Sanchez came up huge today and in this whole series, all with a bad shoulder. Going for an MRI tomorrow and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s out the whole homestand.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He was huge the last few games

And it’s worth mentioning that Sabean’s pick up of Fontenot could end up being huge as well.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean blocking the padres from cody ross has payed off big to

I liked all his at bats today minus the one in the 7th where he looked like trash.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh to think that’s the reason the Giants claimed Ross…. he’s a good enough player on his own merits, with a reasonable salary. That’s the reason they should have claimed him. I hope that’s the real reason.

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by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we have him next year?

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by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year of arbitration

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

He gets a nice pay bump though but overall a decent RF starter for 2011, sorry Nate. Sabes will likely choose one between Burrell and Huff (a very tough decision for a vet-loving GM like BS) to bring back for 2011 since they still have DeRosa hanging around and oh yeah – the $24 million plus deadweight.

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might be able to talk him into being non-tendered and then signing for less.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe DeRosa retires and they do some sort of deferment with his salary?

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he retires

they’ll just buy him out or reach a settlement.

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was getting at — less than $7 million, in any case.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Convince Rowand he should retire, think about his family and for the safety of outfield walls everywhere.

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would he retire and take less money?

If he’s still hurt, he continues to rehab, get more surgery, etc. and collect his full salary.

I don’t get what incentive he has to retire and take less money.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

number one offseason priority has to be finding a shortstop with some defensive ability though, right? I mean, I like Uribe and everything, but I think it woudl be crazing to expect him to be an everyday guy at ss.

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by Smoke on the Water on Sep 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He very nearly has been already.

Well, looking, maybe I exaggerated . . . but not by much. At SS in 2010 for SF: Uribe, 809.0 innings; Renteria, 545.0; others, 44.0. In percentages: Uribe, 58%, Renteria, 39%; others, 3%.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offseason priorities

1) Shortstop

2) Resign Huff and Burrell or find their replacements in LF and 1B

3) Right Fielder

The Giants, by my calculations, will be vacant in LF, RF, 1B, and SS going in to the offseason.

Burrell and Huff can fill two of those. Ross can be an average RF, though I’d like to see Werth. SS will be a huge question.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer to which could well be . . .

. . . Messrs Uribe and Renteria. This discussion has been held elsewhere (see fanPosts).

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear Renteria is mulling retirement?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, to the extent there's something to hear.

I suppose it could happen, but it’s easy to say things like that when one is down, as Renteria is owing to his current problem. I wonder if he’ll feel that way after the season. It’s not as if this were some definitive statement: it was just an offhand remark.

Indeed, I reckon much might depend on what happens the rest of the season. If the Giants win the World Series, he might well retire; if they don’t even make post-season, he would, i suspect, be mightily tempted to give it (at least) one more go-round.

We shall see what we shall see.

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have to trade for a SS, unless we are just gonna hope Uribe plays well enough to fill that position for another year.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We’d also have to sign Uribe, who may well have earned a 2-year deal with his play the past two years.

I just hope it’s not us who gives it.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if Brandon Crawford could hit just a little.

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by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

LOL Dodgers they picked the wrong Cajun 8P

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never stopped believing in Freddy.

Other than the one month he was just bad, he’s been very good for us. I never blamed him for anything bad that happened.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defense alone warrants playing time he’s that fucking good with the glove.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, some people here forget that.

Even when Andres did bad for a week or so early this month, his defense was still amazing.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another great piece.

Great piece about a great player. Today’s game was great. The Giants are great. Life is great. The Niners on the other hand…. well, um… Matt Cain is a pimp!!!!!

by Stoney Montana on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to see the ratings on that game from the bay area

Probably under 500,000 by the time the giants game started.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So by this time next week

this place could go crazy, either good-crazy or just crazy-crazy.

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Crazy-crazy!

Maybe a lil dirty-dirty!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be a loony bin regardless

Booze all over.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Could” go crazy? Can you name a scenario where we won’t?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Maybe I should have used “will go crazy” instead. Gigantes locos….

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember like four months ago when Buster didn't know how to catch?
Q: How important was Buster today?
A: I’m glad you asked because he did a great, great job behind the plate today. I think I almost shook him off once and I kicked myself for it. He did a great job calling pitches, blocking balls, doing everything he could when we had situations we needed to bounce stuff. He was just really focused and it kept me in the game as well.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Memories…

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's only because . . .

. . . of all the catching wisdom he acquired in his last two months at AAA. Right?

And his hitting would be awful if he hadn’t had those two month there to hone his raw skills. Right?

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone link me to the place where I can buy one of Natto's Superwonderful Tshirts?

I couldn’t find it in his sig

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by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

http://natto-chan.livejournal.com/125681.html

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

I don’t see the Superwonderful design on there

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah couldn't find it myself

I will be very sad if that design no longer exists…

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by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t it an original creation?

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by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re very strict about their their allusions to established logos.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they are now rare and therefore priceless? Sweet!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 27, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can look at mine.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 27, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS. And WHS.

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by DrDC on Sep 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Janikowski

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by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was a crap pass interference call anywho.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAJOR LOL RAIDERS

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you expect much more from Guillen than we’ve gotten? He was crap in Kansas City!

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit sbnation stop eating parts of my comments

This originally said that Urban just owned Marty Lurie

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for using quotation marks!

Presumably.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is marty in full blown defend jose guillen mode?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE CAN HIT!!!!

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look the guy is a proffesional hitter and he's experinced and really smokes the ball!

/ignores that bochy played him all 3 games and he did nothing but hurt the team

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WISH WE WERE PAYING HIS SALARY

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Guillen was DFA’d, Lurie said that the Giants absolutely had to pick him up to block him from going to San Diego. Ray Woodsen was flabbergasted.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said that the Giants needed to claim him and pay his whole salary

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point he went off the reservation IMO

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by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he went to San Diego.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

More LOL for the 49ers

Right not I am in full Giant/Beat SD/playoffs pretty please mode but I’ll be very pissed sometime in November that they are sucking the fat one right now.

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If the giants weren't playing so well

I’d have had a heart attack this morning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, other than today’s Giants game, this has been a brutal weekend for the teams I like.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chiefs are a fucking joke

They do exactly what the niners should do and don’t shoot themselves in the foot.

Also here comes a short pass to one of the backs LOLOL.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me?

How are the Chiefs a joke?

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

By joke I mean "frustratingly much better than the niners"

They run the ball with a purpose and come at you with a bunch of different looks and let castle be more than a don’t fuck up anything quarter back.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’ve learned anything from Jimmy Raye, it’s that the Chiefs should consider running the ball up the middle for two yards every first and second down.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well yeah

That didn’t sound right.

The difference in the two teams is coaching for the most part. The Chiefs just have a better HC and coordinators.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

start watching hockey

it overlaps perfectly with baseball

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks, though…

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great until the playoffs!

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s when baseball starts, so it’s perfect for those who are Sharks playoff haters.

But really, it’s fun watching the Sharks in the regular season since it’s basically an 82 game pre-season. No real worries about getting into the playoffs.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't specify a team!

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is bondslegend?

There would epic anger from him in regards to the 49ers.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No 49ers discussion ITT.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL CAPS!!!!

BELITTLING!!!!!
SWEARING!!!!
LOUD NOISES!!!!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's all on twitter now, grampa

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by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh I hate how thick skulled the people on MLB Network are regarding the AL Cy Young.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even get why they’re still stuck on CC. His season numbers hardly blow away even the rest of the field (Verlander, Lester, Weaver, Lee, etc.), let alone Felix.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Felix for it.

At first I was all for Francisco/Lee but, yeah.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

even wins

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, he's a Yankee,

which is worth like 17.56 Cy Young Points, or something.

by D4P on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lester or Price will get it

Felix has been crazy good but I just don’t think the voters can look past the W-L (as they should).

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Felix will get it. For all the hoopla, I’ve seen at least 7 voters so far who have said they’ll vote him #1.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't there like 200 or so voters?

Or did I pull that estimate out my ass?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL has 28 votes, I think. Two for each AL city.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I was way off.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold Reynolds said “LOL FELIX HAS 12 WINS LOL”

I wanted to slap him.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

And I really hate how they understand that it’s hard to get wins when you pitch for a shit team like the Mariners, and yet they still say that the lack of Wins hurt his chances of winning it.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's to get?

It was the standard for a century: people are used to it. It may be totally nonsensical, but there are people who vote Republican, too, so what can anyone say? Wins, Republicans . . . if you don’t really understand how the game works, you think and do strange things.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IRL LOL

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by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix should win it. Hopefully the same people that gave it to Greinke last year have votes this year.

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope people out there are learning.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs tells me that Cliff Lee

has been the most valuable pitcher in the MLB this season.

by D4P on Sep 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite not being around for a month and not really doing that good in Texas?

I mean, he’s still got good peripherals, but the results just ain’t as pretty as with Seattle.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeahs I said the peripherals were good.

The results as in ERA hasn’t been as pretty.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people here in NY think the Yankees are tanking it to avoid Cliff Lee in a short series.

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by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like Matt Cain's thighs.

Has that been said yet?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like his calves.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has great calves, too. No complaints there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

You’re the first! And they are quite stunning. Not Chun-Li stunning, but still quite impressive.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should wear his pants like Zito does

so we can better appreciate them

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already wears the high socks. How do you mean “like Zito does”?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, Explain???

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant

with the striped socks and also his pants tight as fuck

by TBRMKane on Sep 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck, I hate tight pants.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

It hurts the boys.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you’ll just have to peel them off

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I squirmed a little.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you love innuendo!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt the squirm was little

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the thought off peeling gave me the willies~~~~

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not literal. Usually it’s a shimmy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused.

I thought by “peeling off” my testes were involved. That image…yuck. What’s a shimmy have to do with it?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the peeling is done to the

PANTS. Like a banana.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh...then I take it back.

I like bananaz.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to me very closely.

We’re talking about getting a dude out of his pants.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm slow with these things over the internetz.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take

things I love about MCC for 1000 Alex

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right? Where else could we do this and go completely unnoticed?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

re welcome.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the fun part!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh. Not a fan of tight pants. I think the cool look is slightly baggy with striped socks.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you would have hated the ’70s.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Juan Pierre’s supper baggy old school look.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man when Timmy wore the high striped socks that one time man I didn’t realize how skinny he was. Maybe it’s not as obvious when he wears his baggy pants.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. I would support this action.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

she

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A HUMAN

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm not a he

 I guess I’m one of the vagiants

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I repeate huh?

there can’t be girlz on the intertubes.

/although I think about half the MCC regulars are women, which is awesome.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

I only use the internet while barefoot in the kitchen

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

it’s a great view. and I really want some of those socks

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still disappointed that Zito is the only one who wears those socks regularly. Uribe has worn them in a few games and looked awesome (especially in Orange Friday games).

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sock dreams has some that are close

but they don’t come in orange :(

http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/knee-highs/skater-stripes

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want ’em anyway.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also reccomend these

http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/knee-highs/dreamy-knee-high-tube-socks

and the O Basics.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooooooooooh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Reminds me of the 90s.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cher Horowitz's closet was amazing

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have them at the Dugout store, but never in my size.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I know where I'm going when I'm home for Christmas

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Dugout have them.

Bought a pair at the ballpark Dugout store. They’re kind of hidden; they’re just to the right of the stairs against that wall. There’s a bunch of socks there, including the ZEET FEET.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL mlb network CC sabathia love affair

Pitcher 1: 3.29 ERA GS: 33 CG: 2 SHO: 0 IP 229.1 Hits: 206 91 ER 19 HR 189 K 1.21 WHIP .243 BAA
Pitcher 2: 2.95 ERA GS: 32 CG: 3 SHO: 2 IP: 219.1 Hits: 172 Runs: 78 HR 19 60 BB 173 K 1.06 WHIP .216 BAA

Pitcher #2 is matt cain.

so yer yellin me he’s got dem winzzzzzzz

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT

AL EAST OMGZ

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only did Uribe’s “error” cost him the no hitter, it made those two runs earned.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So what AL East. Why don’t you look at the NL West where three teams are vying for the playoffs in the final week.

(yes, i know you are being sarcastic).

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did you throw out CC’s walks?

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad CC has 72

I accidentally forgot to post that not to mention he gets a strike zone a foot wider and taller than matt cain so that BB stat is even more impressive.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your arguement is invalid.

First off, Sabathia pitches in the Bronx, and he is pressured to perform. The Yankees are the greatest team too, so bonus points for that. Oh yeah and Cain is overrated what’s his W-L record? Yeah lmao get out of here with that crazy talk.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying cain is better

I’m just saying sabathia is over-rated and he has no business winning the AL cy young over hernandez or price.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain wins NL Cy Young … logic

by TBRMKane on Sep 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price? I think he deserves it more than Price somehow.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he actually has had a very good year. NYS has been a huge hitter’s park. But he is close with a group of about 5-6 guys. I don’t understand how you could come away thinking he’s the obvious winner.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lot like CPB in that it’s more HR friendly but only above average for runs.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

bb-ref's park factors say differently

one-year: Batting – 115, Pitching – 113

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t use B-R, but that means it’s favorable for both doesn’t it?

StatCorner is at 101.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it means it’s a massive hitter’s park.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s the thing. It’s a small park. It’s so small that it limits XBH’s and seems to suppress BIP a bit.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to bb-ref (and they just changed this recently), this year it has basically just been Coors Field.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the fact that the Yankees are a good hitting team skew up the numbers a bit?

I’m not sure how bb-ref park factors are measured.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

Almost every other site I look at has Yankee Stadium being average to slightly above average.

Also I’m looking at B-R and it says 106 the past two seasons?

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually caused a bit of a kerfluffle on BBTF the other day because it suddenly closed a LOT of the gap between Felix and CC. I’m not so sure it’s a great idea to take it as canon, because that’s a pretty ridiculous park factor.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just wondering where you got those numbers, because this is what I see:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYY/attend.shtml

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYY/2010.shtml

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, one-year.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I said they were one-year. :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot. It’s still high to me though. Random variation I suppose.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I just got chasm'd

HEY HE PITCHES IN THE BRONX HE DESERVES TO WIN IT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he never has to face the Yankees now does he?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pressure of playing in the Bronx makes up for it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't there pressure on every winning team?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, just the Yankees because George is watching.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's buried in the ground.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the boss. He spends a lot of money in Yankees heaven.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in Yankees heaven.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. But they paid for it.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I just live 10 minutes away.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, land of the first officially recorded baseball game.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

did not know that.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tis true.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, better yet . . .

. . . it was played on grounds known as “The Elysian Fields”. Cosmic.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 games left.

I’m super excited and anxious at the same time.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Like dancing a fast-paced tango with a beautiful woman, on an thin windswept arch of stone above a plummeting canyon littered with the corpses of seasons past.

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It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is down?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Wile E. Coyote failing to realize that he’s overrun the cliff

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Don’t Look Down.

I kind of love this.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Don't Look Down

Unless you like the sight of the Padres trying to brush their teeth.

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by L-Nova on Sep 27, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soccer?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Same.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made my own

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha

I like this one.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think will win the NL Cy Young Award?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

CC Sabathia

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still in the league?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t matter.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay

in a landslide

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

No Wainwright? Ubaldo? Or the current FIP leader, Josh Johnson?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got innings, wins, storyline, ERA… and WAR, for that matter … all on his side.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson got shut down and Ubaldo’s been falling off, while Halladay has been dominant in pretty much every way for a team that’s going to the playoffs.

Plus he actually has been the best.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good points.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wainwright is the only one of those I would consider.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like Ubaldo winning, but, I still like Johnson.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he didn’t get shut down, sure.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the Cy Young of my heart.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh. I wish I’d thought of that line.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd laugh.

I could still see it if he pitches 18 innings of perfect baseball to end the season.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay and Wainwright should give up 20 runs in their last start.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

re-signs for 10 years, $.5 Billion

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by drdata24 on Sep 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how I think the voting will go:

1. Halladay
2. Wainright
3. Ubaldo
4. Johnson

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortuneate.

Johnson should be either 2nd or 1st (by divine intervention).

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay has thrown about 60 more innings than Johnson this season.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JFC

Roy Halladay is ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

I’m just a Johnson fan.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ve said that before, haven’t you.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That had to have been either Jim or me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for picking me up.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your back.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, no I did not mean that the way it sounded.

Damn your dirty minds! I’m a patsy!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah. And you didn’t shoot the president.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never…not JFK.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kudos for getting the Oswald reference.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm not that ill informed.

Most of my references and facts and stuff don’t find their way on here.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

had he stayed healthy and kept pitching, I’d agree more. He had a great season and was my fav of those 4, but b/c of his injury, he’ll get bumped further back than he would have otherwise.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My opinion

1. Halladay
2. Hudson
3. Wilson
4. Latos

Wainright stunk late in the year and his team fell totally out of contention.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Latos at like 35 innings or something? I feel like he’s not even close to the other guys.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

please, Latos over Johnson?

ridiculous.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mean to reply to me?

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to put this somewhere.

Was not directly a response to you. Sorry for any confusion.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right

Latos has stunk last 3 starts. Johnson and Jimenez had great years too.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos will probably be in the discussion in future years, but with the Petco advantage and his low innings total, he doesn’t really deserve to be in the discussion atm

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also an injury-risk, so it will be interesting to see what his innings limit will be in future years.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is?

Was he hurt last year?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the story because of his delivery that I’ve read. Something about the way his arm follows through, yada yada yada.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the specifics, but he does have a nasty delivery.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks a little funny last I saw it against us.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when he gave up that cheap homer to Posey.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loled at that.

Looked like a popup.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well as broken his bat.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this

a clever reference to the arguments used against Lincecum last year?

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘cause Wainwright’s got a 3.09 ERA this month.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardnals totally dropped off, and he lost 4 of 5 in August-September

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s hardly his fault…

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should win it every year just by default

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not his fault he isn’t in the NL.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

Tim is still fifth in the NL in pitcher’s WAR this year. Before today, Cain was 11th, but his stellar outing should push him up the list a bit.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

Fifth best pitcher in the NL, in a year where people were worrying if his career was dead.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that this a down year for him and he is still among the best.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he can avoid a month like August next year, I think he’ll be right back in contention for the Cy.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

I really hate how people last year complained about his September. What was so bad about it?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one start in LA where he lasted like 3 innings.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo FanGraphs WAR.

StatCorner and tRA>

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get their leaderboards to work

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to only work for previous years, kind of annoying.

But Cain’s at 5+ WAR, and his ERA seems to match up better with tRA throughout his career.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim’s also 12th in bb-ref WAR (Cain is 11th before today).

Either way, my point is that they’re both very good pitchers.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain agrees

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of these years…

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Pass me a piece of that barbecued Dinger! And a napkin to wipe the purple stains from the corners if my mouth

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Disappointed by the lack of weird formatting here

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinger

Ahhhh… Dinger. With your upsurdly ridiculous and insanely cheap dance moves behind home plate. Hahahahahaha! You are straight up a f*cking joke, along with your questionable, un sportsmanlike franchise. Beeeeeeeaaaaat it!!!! Hahahaha. You will not be missed

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by LoveAllGiants on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You may like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCFUPm1gH0

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaa! How badly do you want to get up from that seat and plant him face first into the on deck circle?! What a joke of a creature

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by LoveAllGiants on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

2.95 ERA

Glorious

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ignore the the FIP and xFIP.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the tRA.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

xFIP xFIP xFIP xFIP

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to do a joke where xFIP was a cartoon villain shouting at an escaping Matt Cain something about how xFIP would get him next time, but then I realized that because quotation marks are wonky, it wouldn’t really work.

Well, since it’s my joke, it wouldn’t really work anyway, but I still can’t do it.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually find this hilarious.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

as do I.

I can’t wait for Autumn to really take its course!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Purple Row

There’s like a 5 page diatribe about the cheating accusations on the main page right now

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite line
Yes, CarGo’s splits are much better at home. That couldn’t possibly be due to the fact that he plays 81 games here, and has a chance to become familiar with how the ball acts, or because almost every player in baseball does better at home, or because he’s a legit five-tool talent. You can bet that during the MVP discussion, the Coors Question is going to come up. You can bet that it won’t be applied to anyone else.

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CarGo is going to finish in the top 5, at least. Unless they actually think he’s been better than Votto this year, I don’t know what more they want.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto’s numbers are better on the road than home.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once More With Feeling

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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you mean players who don’t play at Coors Field don’t have the Coors Field effect?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the secret to Jose Bautista's homer crazy season

The Coors effect.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Canada and it's thin air and such.

I mean playing that high up north has to be benefiting him in some huge way.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of BJays...

can the Giants hire their hitting coach for next year?

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does being a legit 5 tool talent have to do with home/road splits?

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by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing

If they can use that though I get to use Tulo’s mullet as argument against him.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignorance is bliss

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by LoveAllGiants on Sep 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

the truth is

Carlos Gonzalez’s home/road splits have been wildly overstated this year. Yes, they are insane. But they are waaaay bigger than you’d expect and much larger than they have been the rest of his career. It’s likely a fluke.

They are not the reason he’s not going to win the MVP. He’s not going to win the MVP because he hasn’t been the most valuable player in the NL this year. That’s hardly a slight against him

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing, is that sometimes the home/road splits just have to deal with random variation.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his home splits are unsustainably high.

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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda funny how he was actually better on the road last year.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, just kidding, .405 wOBA. LOL @ .499 this year WTF?

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why you just use park adjusted stats

and that gives him a 147 OPS+, very good, but not even close to league leading.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also .408 park-adjusted wOBA, while Poo-holes is at .436 and Votto at .427.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

Albert Pujols is good

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DOWN YEAR

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone was struggling to back up their own argument, apparently

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by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he lose a couple tools on the road?

There are a couple valid points in there but also a lot of unmitigated stupid.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is AWESOME

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I saved this somewhere so that when I'm sad, I can look at this to make me happy again.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECIFIED!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is HOW2WIN sort of like Fissure?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 26, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst move ever

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splash says hello.

But yeah, Fissure was a piece of shit. Earthquake ftw.

by thebighead on Sep 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splash is just like, some guys opinion.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers

Ryan Theriot leads the league in singles with 132
but is not even in the top 10 for hits (the #10 guy has 166)

This is because Theriot has only 19 extra base hits this season.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They got a very poor man's Freddy!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy laughs at you with his 29 XBH.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he did miss over a month and plays much better defense.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too. Also was awful for about a month.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's really pathetic.

There were like two months+ that he wasn’t even there (or barely). That’s just fail. I think they just liked the sound of his last name or something.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know that it appears to be the English words “The Riot!” That connotes high energy, the secret weapon of the small and white player!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for trading DeWitt for him, Agent Ned!

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also trading McDonald for Dotel and then giving him away.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh so much fail

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could write a book on the 2010 Dodgers.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

a dark comedy

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A family comedy.

But not for dodger children.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not quite as glorious as the Blake-Santana trade or the Dotel-Lambo/McDonald trade, but it’s still pretty great.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point, his mission will be over and he’ll come home.

I don’t want his mission to ever end.

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be a martyr.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCourt probably doesn’t even realize WTF he’s doing at the moment, to be honest.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate football season

Tried to find somewhere to watch the game over lunch and perhaps a frosty beverage and everywhere I went had all their TVs tuned to the N Freaking L. I had to go home to watch MATT CAIN being awesome.

Also: MATT CAIN!

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Football is like boobs.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

EliminateMe hates boobs season?

I didn’t even know there was a boobs season!

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by groug on Sep 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, it's fool proof.

Baseball is like personality. Boobs work faster!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you're on about

And just for the record, I do not hate boobs.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said you did.

I’m just saying, boobs are an immediate pleasure that you don’t have to work so hard for. But, okay, personality was the wrong word. Maybe a relationship is better or love.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you didn't say it

I just wanted to make sure there was no confusion on this point. You know how these things get blown out of proportion. Let it go unchecked and next thing you know, “EliminateMe hates boobs” is the new “Cain for Fielder”.

By the way, did I happen to mention MATT CAIN?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YOU DID

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, everyone here still thinks I hate San Francisco.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a real city ;)

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, that's what I'm talking about

Nip these memes in their little memish buds.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A recent scientific study showed . . .

. . . that men looking for short-term relationships are more concerned with women’s bodies than their faces, and vice-versa (men looking for long-term relationships are more interested in women’s faces than bodies). There does not seem to be any corresponding differential among women. As Jack Paar used to say, I kid you not.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like it or not, football is much more popular than baseball (mainly because of gambling and pokemonz). I bet the 49ers would beat the Giants (playoffs) in the ratings. It did in 2002.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with it.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really mind and I accept that football is bigger than MLB. Also I don’t really want fans bandwagoning the Giants anyway.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

18,000 people in my university. I’ve been there nearly a month. I’ve only seen one other person with a Giants cap. And they probably just had it for the colors or something. I hate when they do that.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but they will. Especially if they reach the playoffs… We’ve had this discussion several times around here. I don’t really want the bandwagon people either. If only for the fact that it is difficult enough to get playoff tickets as it is. I don’t need the process further complicated by a buncha yay-whoos that just started watching the team last weekend!

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I started before it was cool!

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope spent a very frustrating day last Tuesday trying to get playoff tickets for us. So when the bandwagon discussion came up as soon as I said “Yeah well, it’s just going to make getting NLCS tickets even more ridiculous!” he decided he didn’t like bandwagon fans either.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking to yourself in the third person?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fracon doesn’t know you are woman

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*a woman

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

of course not, there’s no wimmins on the innertubes….

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I should have known.

I save all my slowness for this site.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they win on November 4th, there will be bandwagon Giants fans.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go to school in Long Beach and I’ive been seeing a lot more SF caps around I don’t know how I feel about it.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. Keep in mind, though, that 70 years ago horse racing and boxing were more popular than football. 70 years from now our grandkids might be filling 80,000 seat stadia to watch women’s half-pipe skateboarding. Who knows?

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by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just a sign of the times.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Im dead before that time comes.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Jack

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that this is true.

I pick the “not” option, for the reasons mentioned above.

I mean, you’ve got seven TVs, do they all have to be showing football? Especially considering that northern California hasn’t had a competent NFL team since roughly the Truman administration?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you got me.

Technically speaking that was the Eisenhower administration. It was still a long time ago.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Clinton

16 years isn’t that much of a dry spell…ask the Cubbies.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called hyperbole. Exaggeration for rhetorical emphasis.

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by Ott on Sep 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried to explain hyperbole to him a million times already but his skull is a foot thick.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have anything against football, even if I don’t actively follow it. But of all the off topic posting on this site (some of which I enjoy a good deal), the football is the part that doesn’t make sense to me. Aren’t there a lot of places specifically out there for that discussion? Including one on SBN?

I don’t know what the circumstances are, obviously. Is the SBN 49ers blog just bad? Or is the community here so much better that it’s just more enjoyable to discuss anything here, football or otherwise?

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by Ott on Sep 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with everything including your sig.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we just like posting here better overall

This is honestly the best blog you will find IMO. Whenever there’s a little off topic towards football I like it, as long as it doesn’t get too carried away (which it does sometimes). This is just a great place to talk anything sometimes

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 26, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing about this blog is it’s unpredictability. You never know which direction it will head.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

also less mouthbreathers here than at NN.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 27, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

"fewer"

Just another opportunity to remind everyone that . . .

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

My, my.

No arguing with a case put as fluently as that. Or was that flatulently? Well, something of the sort.

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t we a little haughty and full of our own self-importance?

by Bitter Fan on Sep 27, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you bitter?

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by DrDC on Sep 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It got quiet...

I should do my hw…

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, I tried to finish my English paper during the game, but the no-hitter thing distracted me.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's understandable.

I hate having hw. I already know everything. I’m not ignorant 8P

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel stupid in my English class. Last Tuesday, we learned about commas; Thursday, it was paragraphs, adjectives, and adverbs. I’m pretty sure I knew what all of those were to get into college.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind relearning things.

I too was put in a class that I felt I was past. But really, it’s good to get refreshed with the basics.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and some of that stuff can be so subjective. I had a history professor in college tell me I needed remedial English writing classes because he thought my writing was so bad. Of course the English department thought I was wunnerful and challenged me out of freshman comp, and wanted to sign me up for creative writing. Go figure. [one of the history professor’s complaints was my comma placement]

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 4th grade teacher had a son in college.

He had the best essay in the class. However, he forgot to place a comma somewhere and he got a 73. That was the best grade in the class. One comma did 27 points of grade damage.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell

man don’t even get me started on stupid essay grading policies…

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated her.

She was very short and ironically her last name was Yoda. That was her married name too but Mr. Yoda was awesome and he was quite tall.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a C- on a paper for including the words “liberal media bias” (with a citation to a study that examined journalists’ voting records) on a paper whose topic was how the media has influenced politics. I know it was just for that because that was the only mark my teacher made on that paper, which happened to be a page-long rant on how that was a myth perpetuated by the conservative media.

That teacher single-handedly turned me off from going into a writing-based profession.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s better, and I’ve had a few of these gems while doing the junior college thing for this speech program I’m in, are the ones who hand you back a paper with a big ole grade on it…. and nothing else.
No marks, no comments, nothing.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s probably ’cuz your English teachers knew comma rules are totally subjective and based on nothing more than “it sounds nice”, which, again, is totally subjective.

The people who are most anal about grammar are usually the most staid, boring writers. You know who didn’t give a fuck about grammar? Faulkner.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know who did?

Almost every good writer in the tongue. Bizarre exceptions—like Faulkner, or Joyce—are just that: bizarre exceptions. Besides which, to break the rules creatively, you need (as has been often noted) to know the rules.

Also, punctuation is not “grammar”, it is style.

And the rules are worlds away from being “subjective”, much less “totally subjective”. There are very good reasons for the presence and absence of commas in, for example:

    · He was the tall, thin, blond man with one shoe.
    · He was wearing his battered old canvas fishing hat.

But perhaps superposed and parallel adjectives are outside your sphere? As Sherlock Holmes remarked to Dr. Watson, “‘Wir sind gewohnt dass die Menschen verhőnen was sie nicht verstehen.’ Goethe is always pithy.”

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, to come up with a more mature response

grammar, style, whatever you want to call it – I do not care – is a subjective form, and linguistic purism annoys me. language is an ever evolving thing, and besides a couple of hard and fast rules that everybody agrees on (your will never become a contraction for you are) there is a lot of grey area. people who think they have all the answers about it usually don’t.

if you think the rules are worlds away from being subjective, ask a linguist. they usually are not, otherwise we’d all speak the queen’s english and we could agree where a stupid comma should be.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 27, 2010 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's take it bit by bit.

Language is a set of conventional rules for assembling conventional symbols in such a way as to allow one user of the language to place thoughts in the mind of another user. There are two key points there: first, “conventional”, by convention; and two, “rules”, definite set patterns. (I exempt here the speculations that the conventions are not arbitrary or accidental but rather are reflections of evolved genetic “wiring” in the brain, because such speculations are both unproven and immaterial to the argument.)

A convention is (among other senses), per the AHD, “general agreement on or acceptance of certain practices or attitudes” [emphasis added]. The rules of diction, orthography, style, and grammar are things generally agreed on. Whether they are “subjective” is immaterial. A rule is (again, per the AHD and among other senses) “an authoritative, prescribed direction for conduct”.

In the United States, the conventional rule is that cars drive on the right side of the road; in the U.K., the corresponding rule is that cars drive on the left side. Neither is inherently superior, but what is blindingly obvious is that there must be such a rule, and that everyone in the zone of its applicability needs to follow it. Likewise the significance of red, yellow, and green for traffic lights. If some zany decides that “traffic-light color rules are all just subjective forms” and that red means “go as fast as you like”, he—and likely those around him—will soon have profound troubles.

Placing thoughts in the minds of others with words—a truly wonderful ability—increases in precision and elegance (in both senses of that word) in proportion as the parties involved agree on the conventions of the language, and decreases correspondingly as they disagree. “Grey areas” are sources of confusion, which is to say failures in the basic business of exchanging thoughts. To reiterate: exactly what the rules of a language are is far less important than that there be definite, universally understood rules. You cannot reliably send a message by, say, Morse Code if every user has his or her own idea of what dits and dahs stand for which letters.

I would never ask a linguist anything whatsoever about sound English. One might as well ask a biologist for instruction in riding a horse, or a chemist for advice on painting a landscape; you might get sound advice, but it is no more or less more likely than by asking anyone at random. Go to forums where sound English is the focus of discussion and see what rubbish linguists spout on the matter. You ought to read the 28 pages of “Introductory” in Wilson Follett’s Modern American Usage to get some idea of—among other things—what harms linguists have done to the tongue in modern times.

The reason not everyone speaks sound English is that not everyone is taught sound English, and even of those who (supposedly) are, there are many—some not so far away—with attitude problems, a belief that anyone can roll their own as far as language goes. Not every single thing in English grammar and usage is universaly agreed on, but the number of points on which there is significant disagreement between the chief authorities is very small (the Oxford/Harvard/serial comma being one).

This is too long already for a post here; the full argument appears elsewhere. Oh, and . . .

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much depends on how well the material is taught.

For every subject, there is—unless, perhaps, one is one of the world’s leading experts on it—always another, higher level of understanding possible. For instance, “adverb” is a term that covers at least three distinct functions. There is the dispute over the Oxford comma vs the Cambridge comma. There is the issue of whether to use an adverb or an adjective with certain verbs (Did the captain save the ship single-handedly or single-handed?). And so on. If they’re just re-hashing bare basics, that’s one thing; but one hopes they are trying to go beyond those.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it’s just rehashing everything we learned in elementary school.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's sad.

On the other hand, there may be folk in the class who never did learn any of it. But either way, it’s sad.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Everyone in my class can’t wait until the semester’s over because it would mean that we would never have to take this class again.

And our professor talks to us as if we’re kindergarteners.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's sadder yet.

It does nothing except to create in a roomful of minds the impression that the topic is boring, silly, pointless, and painful (which, in this case, is entriely false). Instructors of that sort cannot be dealt with properly outside of a totalitarian society, because we no longer take people out and shoot them. Well, mostly we don’t. Well, in some places we mostly don’t. All right, we do. But not the right ones.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't have been doing my hw.

I like my class. The basics are being retaught (much easier than I learned them) and it just feels good to be the best student (I think so anyway). It’s not a waste at all. The teacher isn’t boring, I’m working hard on my writing for the first time in a while, and, yeah. I also like what we’ve been reading.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Oxford comma.

That is all.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only Vampire Weekend song I like

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma? I’ve seen those English dramas too, they’re cruel

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it can't be a reference to the song . . .

. . . bacause “comma” wasn’t initial-capped.

About the song, I can have no opinion, having never heard it. About the serial comma, I have a very strong opinion, which is that anyone who disagrees with using it is a looney tune or worse.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s catchy

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it has a terrible beat so you can’t dance to it.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m talking about the @#$%! serial comma. Which I hate.)

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too far OT for even here.

But you might want to look up Wilson Follett’s wonderful guide Modern American Usage, Appendix 2 (“Punctuation”), at The Comma, sub-head “Enumerative series”. As Follett there notes, “How to punctuate these enumerations is argued with more heat than is called forth by any other rhetorical problem except the split infinitive.” Follett presents there a calm, reasoned exposition on why the Oxford/Harvard/serial comma is clearly the wisest approach. For myself, I consider the arguments so overwhelmingly obvious that no explanation is wanted, but for skeptics, there it is.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is nothing too OT for this board

German was my first language, mind you, but I feel its approach here makes sense. The serial comma is noise, and German does not use it. A series in which some members are compound may be expressed with semicolons for greater separations, or commas for lesser, but in either case the Oxford comma is not needed.

(2) gleichrangige Wortgruppen gleicher Struktur in Aufzählungen:
Unser Proviant bestand aus gedörrtem Fleisch, Speck und Rauchschinken; Ei- und Milchpulver; Reis, Nudeln und Grieß.
Möglich ist hier auch das schwächer abgrenzende, nicht untergliedernde Komma:
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by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . trying to keep it simple:

“My favorite sandwiches, they being cheese, bacon (imitation!), peanut butter and jelly, are nearly all I ever eat for lunch.” Is that three or four kinds of sandwich? If the writer uses the serial comma, there is no doubt.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

My example was, “My favorite buddy shows are Simon and Simon, Mork and Mindy and Kate and Allie.”

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In neither case is the Oxford comma needed. Unless someone in this world eats sandwiches spread solely with either peanut butter or jelly, in which case the Oxford comma cannot possibly salve the enormous, gaping hole in his soul.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. My favorite sandwiches are roast beef, sardine, turkey and cheddar and salami.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even German would probably let you insert a comma, if German sandwich names took an ‘und’.

I would still hate it, and don’t feel so much as a little bit bad.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or:

 “I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.”

Famous. Probably apocryphal, but famous.

Also, peanut butter sandwiches are, as the new Doctor would say, cool.

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, except . . .

. . . that for some odd reason sound hasn’t worked on my system for a couple of weeks now. (It’s not a sufficiently critical problem for me to make me want to face the nightmare tangle of plugs behind the main box yet again, though I suppose soon or late I must.) But thanks anyway.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just look really hard at the screen until the video ends. I’m sure you’ll get it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like Vampire Weekend. It’s like Seth Cohen finally got a band.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before we go into a week long heart attack

I would like a high five from DrDC. I believe we enjoyed today a slight bit more than the rest. I also want to note that Buster Posey was responsible for the breaking up of the no hitter. After all he controls everyone’s destiny and decided it was better for the team.

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Were you and DrDc there or something?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

we just happen to like the chiefs as well…lol It was a nice bonus

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you are kidding about the Posey thing, but I really think it may be better for the team that Cain didn’t get a no-hitter. It will keep them more focused.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That’s why I’m grateful we still have to work hard to just stay in 1st place. Cushions can be bad.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so as well

But Posey really does control our destiny…If we don’t make the playoffs, it because he did not see it fit for us.

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

All hail our saviour...

… … … Amen.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

Fuck yes.

/high-five

I don’t think I’ve experienced a sports day as good as this one since perhaps around 2002 when the Kings and Giants were awesome.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/he said while smashing a mirror with a black cat under a ladder on a crack in the sidewalk.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlpsG3SAduE

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning: nice compliment of Bruce Bochy ahead

Bruce Bochy deserves full credit for sticking with Cain for the CG, even when CarGo got a single in the 9th and Tulo up next. Bringing in Wilson for a third straight day could have been unspeakably bad. Bochy showed faith in his warhorse of a starter, Cain nailed down the win, and most importantly saved the bullpen. Even with a day off tomorrow, the fact they weren’t needed today was HUGE for the week ahead.

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by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Wilson was warming up in the ’pen.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize this

Which is why he deserves credit for exercising restraint. It’s like someone on a diet baking an entire chocolate cake and then deciding not to eat it.

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by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is enough to make anyone think Bochy stark, raving mad.

After that stint yesterday, warming up again? He did have Lopez and Romo going shortly before that, and we said, “Ah, some sense—at least he isn’t trying to destroy Wilson.” A few minutes later, Kruk notes that Lopez and Wilson are now throwing in the pen. There was very nearly some throwing in our household at that point.

Nor do I see exactly what credit Bochy deserves. Yes, there is a fairly good case for leaving Cain in, but there is also an at least equally good case for bringing in Lopez or Romo, who are neither exactly chopped liver. The process is the point, not its results. If Cain stays in, as he did, and suddenly explodes from fatigue, what credit then? If, say, Romo comes in and explodes, what then? Neither course is so much a clearer choice than the other, and I see no credit due for what amounted to a coin flip.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft, I have a proposal for you.

If the Giants make the playoffs, will you change your signature to…

My love for Sabean knows no bounds!

?

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Process is not excused by outcome: or, the ends do not justify the means.

Next, please.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

If a player with a terrible plate approach has a .900 OPS season, do you still give him credit for having done it?

/Pablo’d

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You give him full credit and keep an eye open with respect to regression towards the mean.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets check with Seattle and see if they have an opinion on outliers.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo hasn’t had years of incompetence though, it’s different.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but if the Giants make the playoffs, who says the process is wrong and needs excusing? I know you do, but it’s an opinion.

At my job, I want to be measured on my results. How insane it would be if my boss said, “Bochean, you accomplished the goals but I would have used a different process. Therefore, you get no bonus.”

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm stealing this from someone.

If your boss asked you “How many state capitals are there in the US?” and you said “50! I know because there are 25 states and each one has two capitals,” what would your boss say?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn’t happen because your analogy is completely ridiculous.

Sabes and Bochy are traditionalists, not completely clueless about baseball. They just have a different philosophy. Clueless at the level of your analogy would be not knowing how many outs there are in an inning.

A better analogy would be if I used a physical map (old school) vs. a computer that might be much faster and accurate.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to sense that you're not good at applying analogies to the discussion at hand.

Of course it’s a ridiculous analogy. The point is, you got the right answer but got there the wrong way. It is a muchmuchmuch simplified version of that which we are accusing Sabean and Bochy: they are succeeding in spite of themselves.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to sense that you are not good at sensing

You say they are succeeding in spite of themselves. But could it be that have actually done some things right?

No, I guess that is entirely impossible and the Giants being in first place is 100% pure luck.

It’s one thing to sit behind a computer and look at numbers and say what the right decision is. It’s another to have a real job running a baseball team and getting actual wins on the field. Have you ever been a GM for a major league team? How do you know that your approach would produce better results? I think you would fail miserably.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and it’s quite a third thing to have a real job running a baseball team and NOT sit behind a computer and say what the right decision is.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’d bring back Bengie Molina and acquire Jose Guillen, and that was well before the acquisitions. So I think that’s a good start.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a parallel analogy.

What we’re talking about is going into a casino and placing wildly bad-odds best yet winning anyway (as will inevitably happen to some punters). Having a bad decision turn out reasonably well does not convert the nature of the decision from bad to good: it merely testifies to luck. And there is little if any serious disagreement on what the numbers say in baseball, any more than there is in casinos.

Or do you think hiring and retaining Bruce Bochy—just to pick one grain of sand off the beach—was sound baseball judgement? Do you think anything Brian Sabean has ever said indicates any material comprehension of modern understandings of how baseball really works, and what goes into scoring runs and winning games?

We only ask because we want to know.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we are not talking about Casinos and betting

We are talking about baseball.

You say there is no serious disagreement on how to run/manage a team. This is obviously untrue given that the Giants are run so differently that you think they should be run. So Giants management obviously disagrees with you (and me for that matter).

I just thought it would be fun that if the Giants do make the playoffs to see you eat a little crow given how hard you are on Sabes. I think he has made a few decent moves this year to put us in this position.

 

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you missed th… That’s not what he m…

/sigh

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're still missing the point . . .

. . . or rather, points.

First, as I have noted in this forum not a few times and at length, there is no GM who is so good that he never makes a bad move, nor none so bad that he never makes a good move. Even GMs who, like Sabean, reckon worth mainly by ribeyez and dingers for batters and ERA and wins for pitchers are going to be right more often than wrong, because good batters very often do have good RBI and HR totals, and good pitchers very often do have good ERAs and win totals. But, as noted upthread re states and capitals, getting to a right result by wrong reckoning is still wrong reckoning, the point being that like the proverbial stopped clock, it’s only going to have the right time twice a day.

And I did not say that “there is no serious disagreement on how to run/manage a team.” You could look it up(thread). I said that there is little serious disagreement on how to evaluate and measure talent as its aspects relate to scoring runs and winning games. One GM might build a team around pitching, another around hitting; but the one who is an idiot—if one is—is not determined by their choice of “how to run/manage a team”, it is determined by their ability to properly reckon the abilities of various players to fit into their plan.

Sabean lacks that ability. But, as I said, even so he, or any GM with his skill set, will still make a decent percentage of sound moves—occasionally even a shrewd one. The true test is comparison with his peers: how many good deals and bad deals does he make compared to the median GM? I have in the past quoted (and linked) several essays by various reputable baseball experts who uniformly put Sabean in at least the bottom 5 of the 30 out there, some in the bottom 3.

OK? Clear now? Repeat after me:

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me OC

I get the points. You pound them home here enough ; )

Just having a little fun with you.

I think it would add to the drama of the pennant race if part of making the playoffs included you updating your signature even for a single day.

But you can be stubborn if you want to. ; )

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be my middle name . . .

. . .if I had a middle name. But I prefer “convinced”.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He changed it! (not bold, but changed nonetheless)

/pennant_race_drama_upped

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by bgunn on Sep 27, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I have a rule on that.

It is always italicized, as a foreign-language statement. But I only boldface it when the post text is more than a sentence or two, else it looks unbalanced with the auto-boldfaced subject line. Look back and you will see that it is so.

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sabean used his strategy this way and succeeded year in and year out it would be different I think. But I think we have come to see his shortcomings quite easily.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether this is rational or not

I really treat pre-and-post-Barry-Bonds Sabean very differently.

For me, Sabean is an entirely different GM now without Barry. And that GM’s record?

2008: 72-90
2009: 88-74
2010: 88-68 (so far)

That’s cool with me.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pure luck. Sabean doesn’t even know how many innings there are in a game.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s ignoring a lot of things, like say, John Barr.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s smart enough to delegate and have the right person making these decisions.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be pretty hard to not let Barr make those decisions.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, so that makes Sabean a failure.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it makes your reading comprehension skills below average.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My reading comprehension is just fine.

Your flawed logic is another matter.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INTERNET CRIPPLE FIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Cain to stay too.

I mean, despite yesterday, I trust our bullpen. It’s just Coors Field.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember earlier in the year when we couldn’t trust our bullpen?

Man, those acquisitions from Sabez have been great. Tip of the cap.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some faith in JLo but RamRam really surprised me.

He was more or less Chris Ray in Boston. Now he’s…kinda still Chris Ray, but, I dunno. Been good.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he’s been awesome. Regression scares me, but I’m enjoying it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we got JLo (good K/BB ratio), Santiago, Romo of course, Wilson, and Runzler I feel good about.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

Although I think Cain made it a pretty easy decision. Even after the single he seemed completely unfazed.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't think it was really much of a decision to make

Cain was dealing all day and still wasn’t all that high in the pitch count. It was clearly going to be Cain’s game to win or lose unless he started looking fatigued in the eyes of Rags.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes Matt Cain

I just needed to say that after my absence here today.

Also getting ready for the drive to SF next weekend for the San Diego showdown.

Here we go final week

by The Franchise on Sep 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder, would people be wanting to meet up before any of those games? How many of us are going to Saturday or Sunday’s game?

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must also note

It was really amazing that in Coors of all places, our two aces, were ACES! Obviously it can all be undone in the next week, but was one of the most encouraging things to see here down the stretch (nerds). Anyways, please keep all the posts negative this week Grant, thanks

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant needs to write a long, “What’s Wrong With Chris Ray?” post tomorrow for the off-day.

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by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

From GLB's gamethread for yesterday's game
You know what I love about the box score for this game?
The Giants used seven relievers. And Wilson threw 36 pitches, after working yesterday, too. If the Rockies and the Pads win tomorrow, it could be the most perfect weekend of the year.

I guess he failed to account for MATT FREAKIN CAIN.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to get something off my chest.

Michael Kay is the worst fucking announcer and biggest douchebag I know of that is allowed to talk as much as he does.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that time he ragged on Juan Rivera for like six innings for stealing Derek Jeter’s glove, when it was actually Ruben Rivera who did it? Good times.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that is being hoisted upon his own petard.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no:

 “Hoist by his own petard.”

“Hoist” means “blown up” and a “petard” is a type of bomb—not some sort of derrick.

Also, again for those having problems: a line in quotation marks can be accomplished with a leading blank space (which will not show).

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got corrected by the owlcroft!

omigod omigod omigod

/runs around
//swoons giddily

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "corrected": informed.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are too modest, sir.

I knew that once but was uncommonly lazy about checking my use of an archaic saying.

It was certainly informative, too, though. A teachable moment, as they say.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually rather interesting.

“Engineers” were, in the Middle Ages, folk who made bombs used to attack the walls of a castle or similar stronghold. The petard would be carried, typically under cover of night, to the base of the walls and set off, blowing some chunk of wall away. But the things were so primitive and delicate that too often they went off prematurely, killing the carrier—hence the engineer hoist with his own petard. Also, the word “hoist” for an explosion is closely related to “foist”, which once meant, among other things, a fart.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought petards were carried through tunnels the engineers dug for themselves.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be.

Possibly both. I was speaking off the top of my head there, and might well be in error on that.

Ah, Wikipedia: “Petards were often placed either inside tunnels under walls, or directly upon gates.” Half and half, I guess.

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let it work,
For ’tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar: and it shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon.

Man, I love me some Shakespeare. But I guess I shouldn’t rely on him for my history.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't the phrase usually be

Now that is being foisted on his own petard

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by TomCat009 on Sep 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, to foist is to transfer ownership of something undesirable.

He foisted the blame onto his brother.
The Rangers had Bengie Molina and Jeff Francoeur foisted upon them by the Giants and Mets, respectively.

See owlcroft’s explanation above. He’s all over this shit.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kay has to fight Ted Leitner for the title… in my opinion, anyway.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's just because I hear Michael Kay more.

Every game he complains about something. If there’s something that stopped the Yankees from winning, he says it’s dumb and should be changed. Last year he got mad that the Rays decided to hit Mark Teixeira in retaliation of CC hitting Pena. He is the biggest homer (maybe second to the White Sox guy) but at least he’s funny.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s horrendous…

Is the Michael Kay show still on 1050 ESPN? I moved out of Brooklyn 4 years ago…

Listening to that show made me appreciate his broadcasting…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is worse than...

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRD, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I like the case you’ve presented and am reconsidering my opinion.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ. He’s started saying the “YES!” part after everything now, not just homeruns. I’m never going near a White Sox highlight clip again.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll also go…HELL YES!!!

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t get bothered by him. It’s just silly the stuff that he says.

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Hawk interviewed after Wise’s amazing catch that saved Buehrle’s perfect game and he came off like a pretty good dude…I don’t like his broadcasting, but I liked him as a person…

Kay, Leitner and Don Sutton/Joe Simpson are the top 3 in my universe of broadcaster suck…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would put Ray Fosse up there. He’s awful and doesn’t hide the fact he hates the Giants. When NBC-11 does the 3 man booth with Miller, Fosse and Krukow, it’s very uncomfortable because Fosse and Krukow seem like they don’t like each other.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Tale of the Humidor

For those of us that enjoy a Cuban now and then, a humidor can be a good thing.

Matt Cain is cruising in the eighth inning when he picks up a sticky ball that is saturated with moisture. He throws a low strike and the ball is cracked up the middle. This ball rolls through the infield and gathers copious amounts of grass and dirt on it’s way to Juan Uribe. Unfortunately Uribe has to double clutch and and can’t get the throw out in time. There goes the no no. I saw it! I swear and the Rockies plotted it exactly as it happened.

The next batter comes to plate. As soon as Cain threw that hook in the dirt, I knew he was in trouble. Out comes the shiny new ball. No sign of humidor sweat. What happens?? You guessed it. Homer…. This is a Rocky Horror Picture Show, a plot to take advantage of our young pitchers. Those dirty underhanded stinking Rockies with a stupid mascot name Dingaling are pulling that Humidor shit again.

See you next year Dinger. Why not soak your balls in Bronco urine. Let Carmelo free! New Jersey deserves his pot smoking, gang signing ass. I do love the Avalance because they have no names. Long live Pattywa, Sacks and Forskein.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

true story?

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by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t post much but “It read Matt Cain’s a pimp?!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by dw4848 on Sep 26, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for last road game

Nothing but home games the rest of the season (unless they go to Cincinnati, Atlanta or Philadelphia for some reason).

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I never figured it out; Does anyone know why Greg Papa was in the booth yesterday?

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by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem was in Indiana for the Stanford game

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*the #9 Stanford game

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY WEREN’T #9 YESTERDAY!

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by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

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is that kdl?

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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Amy G

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ines Sainz

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks fun

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How The Fuck?

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by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s magic inside.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am totally trying this.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

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The one of the guy failing is hilarious.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 27, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very late, but I wanted to say HOLY SHIT TODAY RULED

MATT CAIN

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You should do a post on his second half, it’s been fantastic.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

.189 batting average against in the second half

Good for best in the majors by a large margin sanchy is also #4 on that list with a .219 BAA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be a good topic. I may explore it!

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRITE ABOUT HIS XFIP

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT SUX, HE SUX!

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My POKEMONZ agree!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 27, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy in the Wendy’s commercial looks like a creepy version of me

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :(

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had meniscus surgery September 30, 2009.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 26, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea probably cuz its the same knee problem he had last year. its on the giants official web so im pretty sure is real story,

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE IS A PRANK :/

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably have a ‘Freddy Sanchez Just Hurt Himself’ template kicking around.

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a mad libs probably.

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s having shoulder problems right now though. I think someone just made a mistake.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

The article below mentions the Padres series.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez. That hurts.

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking adrian gonzalez slide

God damn latino’s hating on eachother.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw this too.

Shattered :(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old See also the Googles

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK it's gotta be an old article
Sanchez expressed hopes Saturday that the Giants will decide whether to bring him back before the free-agency filing period begins, which is the day after the final game of the World Series. The Giants also would retain exclusive rights to signing Sanchez for 15 days once the filing period starts.

Sanchez is already signed through next year. He doesn’t become a FA until 2012.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREAKING OUT HERE

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EXTENSION

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite the date, that is an old article.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least someone believes me.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be a glitch. The rest mentions the rest of the homestand this season.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to cling to this being an error until we are proven otherwise.

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the fact that his arm is hurt not his knee.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

its probably the shoulder. the writer made a mistake?
cuz its not funny.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm...

His shoulder is fucked up right now, not his knee…

The article is from last year….Maybe they got word that Sanchez is done for the year and inserted the copy from the wrong article…I would think we will hear some tweeting very soon if this is legit…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about article below?

Bochy says they won’t alter the rotation so that Lincecum faces San Diego.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

once the Cubs sweep the Padres it won’t be necessary

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this for fantasy?

wait…

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this real life?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCEPTION

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by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow i cant believe the sfgiants writers. its like i was watchIn inception all over again. at leats freddy is playing but giants site YOU ASSHOLES.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what a major fail by the Giants site.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was at the website to buy tickets and i saw the main headline.
On Sunday, the Giants lost second baseman Freddy Sanchez, who confirmed that he will miss the rest of the 2010 season with a partially torn meniscus in his left knee

but its weird cuz it is an OLD STORY

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The computers were not put in the humidor last night…All hell is breaking loose.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCTOBER

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by xanthan on Sep 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy has never played in the post season. I have to believe he will finish the season if it’s at all possible.

I’m thinking computer glitch.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The article appeared on the exact same date last year…must be the computer code with the wrong date, no?

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody have Baggs' Twitter address?

Does he say anything?

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s probably on a plane right now

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent a note to the webmaster.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies replaced the humidor with a time machine.

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by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the other articles on the Sanchez thing

Saying that they’re expecting Matt Cain to attend the Willie Mac award ceremony

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

this is an other article i read about freddy.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/09/26/SP8B1FJC6T.DTL

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it might be and MRI ARTICLE ON THE SFGIANTS WEB INSTEAD?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US
Giants set DP mark: Burrell and Jose Guillen boarded the team plane Sunday doubtlessly unaware that they had made history by grounding into double plays. They were the Giants’ 153rd and 154th double-play groundballs of the year, breaking the franchise record set in 1939. Guillen also hit into one that tied the San Francisco mark of 149 on Wednesday, with Buster Posey breaking it the next night.

“We’re not going to open up any champagne,” manager Bruce Bochy said, smiling. “That’s who we are. We know it. When the season started, I knew that would be the case. I didn’t want to set the franchise record.”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol and sandoval is the captain of the DP CLUB

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most amazing part about it is that means they’re only averaging about 1 DP/game. It sure feels like it happens more often than that.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That number doesn’t include other double plays like lining into one or strike-‘em-out-throw-’em-out DPs, of which there are many.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike out throw out...

Failing to tag… tagging improperly…

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to update my sig…

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a cp-worker who is at this game in Miami. He flew up yesterday. He then sails on a week cruise to the bahamas. Then flies from Miami to Buffalo to watch next weeks Jets/Bills game. I’d say he planned it our pretty well.
His wife is Mark Sanchez’ cousin and gets free tickets.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

God afraud is worse than pablo at 3rd.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL A-ROD LOL MO LOL POSADA LOL YANKEES

There’s a lot of hate around here for the Red Sox- and that’s cool- but a Yankees meltdown is always hi-fucking-larious.

Boston is all, “Hey, everybody! Rivera and Posada can’t stop the running game! Do with that as you will.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fucking awesome the moment I saw kalish steal 2nd and 3rd I turned the game back on. That was fucking awesome so cool in fact that joe morgan and hershy went silent in disgust.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it were Gerald, he wouldn’t have been having it.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s arm > posada’s by a wide margin LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Posada’s bat >>> Bengie’s bat

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love these.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very anxious

My wife’s due date is in two weeks, so she could go into labor any minute. Between this and the upcoming week(s) of baseball, I’m going to be an absolute mess.

I’m kind of expecting something ridiculous to happen during the Giants/Padres series which sends her into labor.

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by calpolynate on Sep 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That's very exciting

Congratulations in advance!

One thing is for sure. You will never forget the 2010 season.

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Me
Congratulations in advance!

Unless it comes out a Rockies Fan!

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by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mister Toddler’s preschool teacher turns out to be a Cardinals fan. She was having the class sing ‘Take Me Out’ with a ‘root, root, root for the Cardinals’ line.

There were complaints.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to respect that

not her bad taste, but her dedication to sparkle motion

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by shinkicker on Sep 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure there’s no way our daughter is going to be anything but a Giants fan. She already has 8 pairs of Giants baby booties, not to mention the hand-made Giants bibs her grandmother has already made her.

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by calpolynate on Sep 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon doing his best broxton impression.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

Papelbon doing his best broxton Papelbon impression.

by thebighead on Sep 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DOUCHE

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Drunk

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is still on?

BTW, note the home plate umpire.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PHIL CUZZI

Squeezing papelbon like a little bitch what a douche he called 2 pitches right there a ball against afraud.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this piece of shit still have a job?

Jersey boy doing his best to see his hometown team takes the division title…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unions, Sarge, unions.

All in all, they’re a good idea—the world was a far worse place without them—but it can be overdone.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They canned those 3 supervisors after the playoffs last year

The blown calls are gathering media steam, too…

Here’s hoping Cuzzi is the next scapegoat, union-member or not.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hours and 30 minutes in? For Boston/New York I’m surprised it’s already the bottom of the 9th.

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by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT (but not football)

Mad Men was mindblowing tonight.

Also, Rubicon has become INCREDIBLE.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re completely right about Rubicon. Started a little slow but it has been getting progressively better week by week.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I may have to pick this back up. I gave up after 3 slow, pretty bad episodes. But I already watch WAY too much TV for my own good, so maybe I’ll relegate it to Xmas break/ summer marathon.

by thebighead on Sep 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be better if you watch them without a weekly break.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And like I said, yes, the first three episodes, I nearly gave up. But then the fourth happened, and I promise, it’s become worth it.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of information I’m a font
I know the answer.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Panda & Fontenot, presumably.

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by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 27, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen…

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

**BUZZ**

Who are Utility infielders that were DFA’d Alex ?

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by nvsfg on Sep 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen was not DFA'd!

Well, not by the Giants, anyway. They traded him for cash which, as Renteria tells us, means he sucks.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 27, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomato...

Tomahto..Is that how they say it in Boston ?

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by nvsfg on Sep 27, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAPS LOL SOX LOL PINK HATS

There’s a lot of hate around here for the Yankees- and that’s cool- but a Red Sox meltdown is always hi-fucking-larious.

New York is all, "Hey, Boston! Fuck you."

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This game on ESPN is a joke

Phil cuzzi might as well be wearing a yankee hat holy fucking squeeze city.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Posada Ks on a splitter.
Berkman up with the bases loaded and 2 out.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will go 23 hours. Won’t it?

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rays are in a very good mood

Because the yankees bullpen is garbage and what they saw from rivera tonight has joe maddon wrestling with players in the clubhouse.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon escapes, has some words with Scuzzi.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I saw that

The moment he got the last out he was like “Why the hell were you squeezing the shit out of me? I threw pitches right there and you ignored them”. I’m not sure how this douche bag is still in the league but since this is yankees red sox everyone is watching so I imagine his time is limited.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting rid of shitty umpires would be admitting you have shitty umpires.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DAVID STERN

LOL BUD SELIG

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt Stern step down or retire a couple days ago?

by giant4life83 on Sep 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

All my friends in Boston who hate Papelbon now want to kill him even more. It’s amusing to see. Sort of.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he that bad?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats his deal this year?

Seems like his velocity is down and he’s having trouble throwing his split for strikes this year but wow 8 blown saves and counting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It’s something like $9 mill

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SOX

Arbitration eligible next year and probably gonna get at least 11 mil.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be on the trading block.

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of them could be

But I can see papelbon staying with the sox as a setup man because money is nothing to them.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 37 saves and only a 3.94 ERA, thats not good, but not atrocious.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ERA is super high for a closer.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4+ ERA now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

With 8 blown saves

The 2010 AL version of broxton minus 100 pounds

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

His numbers are almost identical to last year except for ERA…Last year he had a 1.85 ERA.

He’s still good, but he is not what he used to be…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is this season. The Red Sox want to dump him and put Bard as their closer.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would approve of that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston fans hate Papelbon?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they all seem to be completely sick of him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They join the rest of world.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends, at least.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon seems like the guy jocks loved and everyone else hated in high school.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brings back memory’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed seeing phil cuzzi behind home plate fucking a team over to help a team from new york LOL MESS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Disturbia is a weird movie

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

the movie?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen this one. Surprising amount of nudity.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Maybe I should.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should.

My favorite Hitchcock.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 ditto

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish Cain had thrown a no-hitter (in Coors no less) no one deserves it more.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Granderson hit a lefty.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sanchez out for the year article is now been deleted.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

er it's been deleted

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also could have used "Has"

/notsaying,justsaying

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just say it's gone

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by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Incident" has been dealt with...

but how does something like this happen?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A drunk intern?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time travelling Terrorists?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need answers!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucy, you have some splainin' to do

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the yankees dont score here joe morgan and hershy might start getting cranky.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky for Jon Miller the Giants have an off-day tomorrow.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing

He’s way to excited about anything good the yankees do but that’s probably in his contract so I can’t hate him.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have gone unnoticed

But we now have as many wins this year as we had last year.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting. It seems wrong that the best we can do is just 6 wins better than last year, but I suppose that’s a pretty solid improvement when you won 88 the year before.

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by norcalnick on Sep 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even at the time, I was wondering how the hell we got to 88 wins.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

id consider last year fluky enough to the point where we should have only won 82-84 games, so this year IMO is a vast improvement.

by giant4life83 on Sep 27, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

82 is what it calculated to.

So you were quite right: it was flukey. As is this year’s result.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okajima walks in the losing run. Red Sox radio guys say the pitches weren’t close.

by non sequitur on Sep 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

/phil cuzzi breathes a sigh of relief

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they're just bitter

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL check out Paps' zone

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

LOL phil cuzzi

The a-fraud at bat sums up his entire existence.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 26, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Walkoff Walk

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It is impossible to write a short summary of Gone with the Wind.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing is, it happened. Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait where are the quotation marks?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something in SBNation apparently.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"It can be done!"

Just leave a blank space at the head of the line. (It only seems to be a problem if an entire line—or the title—is in quotation marks.)

 “Like this!”

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

 “this”?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant for it to be a paragraph and it ended up over a page, and thats like leaving out half the important events.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah! Wealth!
/romancin’
Oh noez! War!
/death
Determination!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched this for the first time. Holy shit this movie is amazing!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

THE CIVIL WAR FUCKING SUCKED

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 27, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom told me not to talk to strangers, sorry.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not talking, its typing

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't want to be your friend, guy.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t want to be your guy friend.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try finding them humorously.

They’ll be more fun.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ProTip

If you want a fun movie to start off your week in cheery fashion, don’t watch “Grave of the Fireflies.”

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember you telling me this.

I’m waiting for Christmas time!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

What if you thought Resorvoir Dogs was the feel-good family movie of the year?

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recommend Perfect Blue either.

It’s good, but you’ll be somewhat afraid to walk outside at night by yourself.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mcc 3 League Champion woo woo

You played well oldjacket
but i had the power of matt cain on my side

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Third League at Best or League 3?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC League 3 Senior Year

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm currently leading the SABR league by a good margin

but anything can happen these last few days..

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincypoo I wuv you won ThirdLeagueAtBest

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

I remember fighting with him last year I believe.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And congrats btw

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think our matchup goes another week

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 26, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit does it?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit now i feel like a douchebag.

 oh well game on

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

your combination of Matt Cain and vile Rockies hitters is strong

I’m pretty surprised that it’s as close as it is with Carpenter imploding this week.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

In League 2 I am in the finals and I have Cain on my team, but I also have Cueto and Carpenter.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 27, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WE ARE LEADING THE FUCKING DIVISION

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

God this game was so awesome

I’m glad I didn’t spend any time watching the 9ers. I’m sure they did well.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were worried about you

Thought the niners finally made you jump off a cliff

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in Minnesota, he would just land in a lake anyway.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEYO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched this team in 2007, dude

this year they are the 85 bears compared to that. Well, not really. This year is pretty similar, actually. But whatever.

I’m just numb. Their coaching is so awful it’s just hilarious at this point.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I moved into the acceptance stage this week

DIdn’t even get mad. Just shut them off and moved to the Giants game

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, me too.

Didn’t really see it coming, but wasn’t totally shocked. The first week kind of shocked me, but not really. I still don’t think they’re THAT bad, but it’s obvious the coaching is now a total liability.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 26, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run, Run, checkdown, punt!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Sup?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 26, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SUP DJP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP CHOP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Ba-a-a-ack

Just got in this afternoon from the Old Country, and had no baseball news at all. What did I miss?

by Edelweiss on Sep 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

would still be a better mascot than dinger

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Anthony Davis?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 26, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenothing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The main character of Terriers annoys me

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The guy who bought his ex’s house? Yeah, he’s pretty fucked up, but then again, he’s pretty fucked up.

by tarlinian on Sep 26, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really fucked up, she was selling it. He just annoys me. He’s not a good actor and I don’t like his character

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just intended to identify which character you were talking about. His partner is arguably on an equal footing with him. I’m pretty sure he’s supposed to be a character you’re just disgusted at for his inability to do anything worthwhile in life, but I think he’s earned his fair share of pity as well. I don’t really have any complaints about the acting though. I actually thought it was quite good in the last episodes. In fact, I thought that’s been the best part of the whole thing.

by tarlinian on Sep 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new Family Guy was weird.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The new episode tonight was a vast improvement over the past 2 seasons (99% of them were awful). But it was still pretty weird.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s never been the same show since the hiatus. season 3 was actually really funny, and they had things like plots. Haters can’t hate though, considering how many 15 year old boys worship this show Seth McFarlane might be the next owner of the Red Sox.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did a murder/mystery storyline. Killed a few characters including James Woods.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 27, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The show itself has been really weird. Every since it came back on Seth McFarlane has given it a smug sense of entitlement. Plus I really do not like what has become of Brian’s character (basically being McFarlane’s mouthpiece).

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 27, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it not suck? Because that would be weird.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 27, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

How many times is Y! Sports going to put up that “Cain is Able” title?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Overflow thread, please. This is all but unreadable.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I always feel like Grant gets a bit hurt when we do overflows for the PGT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this I don’t even. HUUUH?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 32 years old and what is this?

(I really don’t. I just have a better computer than the weenies who complain, so I don’t think of it.)

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, why don’t you MARRY that meme?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s 12 years old, you sicko.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/insert WalrusMan joke here

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so we’re meta-meming now.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 27, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jokes aren’t what WalrusMan inserts.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaslamp Ball?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think of that “Our opponents are brushing our teeth with their dicks” statement during their losing streak and smile inside.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, oral hygiene is very important.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As well as the no doubt unintentional admission

That the Bloopy McBleeder Show didn’t have much in the way of actual teeth, and that their opponents have dicks.

by maysian on Sep 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, maysian,

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh . . .

 . . . no

  . . . . . . .I’ve fallen into

  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .the new

  . . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..threa

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He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

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