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More like WHORE-hay De La Rosa!!!!

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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

All in favor?

/aye

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

motion to dismiss the 49ers

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the “true fans” go with them.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that your best offer your Honor?

Then definitely on her thats the best offer I had all day!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP TU-LOL!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The girls down on Colfax are offended you would compare them to such a bad baseball player.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GARY RADNICH SHOW IS WHERE YOU GOTS TO GET DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly.....

that was embarassing.

alex smith needs to get a life

by Wreckonized on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offensive line was horrible.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody showed up to play today. The playcalling was all kinds of terrible.

GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.GORE UP THE MIDDLE.

by Snack on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEA FLICKER LOL

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Curse of Crabtree!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta respect the 49ers

They really want SF fans to pay attention to the Giants this time of year.

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Very considerate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is nice of them.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, I really do think they're better than the Rams

A little. Maybe. Could be.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin, a 49ers fan, is so despondent about Alex Smith

that he apparently had a brainfreeze and bet me fifty bucks that the Rams will make the playoffs. I didn’t even offer the bet or the amount.

The. Rams.

The SAME OL’ RAMS! SAME OL’ SORRY-ASS RAMS!

He’s my cousin, so I should feel kinda bad. But he’s a Dodger fan, so I don’t.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a masochist would want to watch 49ers post-game live

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball could've be called fair

But not going to kill the ump. Close call.

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he made up for it when he called Huff safe

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good.

I’m fairly certain murder is illegal in Colorado

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

…And they really might’ve killed him, had not Casey raised his hand….

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, it's been so long since we've been to the playoffs...

….that we’re not playing against the son of a player from our last playoff squad.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

*now, I think

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, right. Duh!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2003: Eric Young, San Francisco Giant
2010: Eric Young Jr., opponent

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a joke about how EY Sr. was not on the 2003 postseason roster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You give me far too much credit.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a joke about LOL JCB9

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random jcb9 knowledge, though: I saw two Norwich Navigators games in 2003. In both games, the starting pitcher for the Navigators was Greg Bruso, who went on to be traded for Eric Young.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Jamey Carroll’s name on the At Bat scoreboard in the background?

Do the diminutive second basemen of the NL West have to haunt us here too? :(

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he's always watching

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE JAMEY CHESTER

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This actually reminded me of some other nameless actress, but I found this instead:

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT NO STATS JINXING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

1-0 CIN

hope they can win a fucking game

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhh

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Flem

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

One three ball count does not mean that Matt Cain has “LOST THE STRIKEZONE OMG THE SKY IS FALLING”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love you don’t be mad :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if you’re reading this, Flem!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a weird thing to say.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s Dave B sayin?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just his usual tendency to overreact to a individual pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!! WHERE WAS **THAT**??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Matty.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus Pablo…you scared me

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was Pablo doing on that?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea and stuff.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken bats much?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt flippin Cain

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Gonzalez

Cain’s going to break you bat every single AB you piece of trash

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like all the injury possibilities, but I do like that this keeps happening to this particular player.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice come back Matt.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi gays how many hits

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON!

…or something.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck is a hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in public house with me gaffer and can’t hear anything except football

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is pitching a…. Good game!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want to know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saints kicker missing an easy field goal to win the game just to further piss off Niner fans hahahaha

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

hating these broken bats

/mommy’d

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only one worried?

Feels like the calm before the storm

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

it kinda has the feeling of Timmy’s start…I have faith

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except we are hitting.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should probably keep scoring runs, obviously. That might diminish our collective fear(s).

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT NOT THE ROCKY CHILDREN!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COLORADO SCHOOLS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd that there are no Ks yet. Many delicious ground balls, though.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight, I think.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any suggestions?

I’ve got about 24+ hours of driving coming up this week, and I figured I’d kill some of those hours with quality radio shows.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Download the Ricky Gervais podcast (Seasons 1-3) and you are all set

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are later seasons too, y’know!

But those are probably the best.

Another humorous conversation-type podcast I enjoy, and one with aeons of archives, is Jordan Jesse Go!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I enjoy the Guide to… series, but the first few seasons help to get to know who the head-like-an-orange twat manc idiot Karl Pilkington is. I mean, you could start with the radio shows but those are a bit harder to find.

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sirius radio with MLB Network!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Carolla podcast

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen the the RHCP SugarSexMagic, Californication, By The Way, Stadium Arcadium. That’ll take off

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JACK BENNY! FIBBER MCGEE AND MOLLY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Satyricrash is Matthew Brock?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain a lot!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any podcast where Patton Oswalt or Jon Hamm is a guest.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished my list of recommendations.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, I saw it in the other thread. Thanks a million.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now just saw that you responded there too. D’oh!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain will break your bat!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

does it count if the Rockies’ announcers do the jinxing?

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx what?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

must not have been important

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh okay

I won’t worry, then.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Ks yet :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCKS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

his xFIP is awful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BALL DUDE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BALL DUDE

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

His SLG is over .400!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL BOY IS TRYING TO CHEAT

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What an idiot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JT LOLING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BALL BOY

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBALL BOY

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw his ass out of there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Humidor ball boy!

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Mondogarage!

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

eff you cheaters!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

only the Rockies would dress their ball dudes in dockers and a polo shirt.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ball boy.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB PLZ MONITOR COLORADO BALL DUDES

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha I like how he dropped it nonchalantly afterward.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, guys! Here’s the ball back.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that could have been a triple..

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Juiced Balls were exposed

so now they have to find other ways to cheat! lol

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. How can you be paying enough attention to field the ball, but not pay enough attention to realize it was several feet fair!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking cheaters. that was a triple, it was bouncing back to the IF

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?!

EJECT THAT TWERP.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no! please tell me you’re kidding with the nick name!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREd SAvage

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s so clear now

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would have been a triple

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

doubtful

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably just a double. Still, dumbass ball boy.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs thinks so

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might fire him.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL BOY CONSPIRACY!!!

Why wasn’t he in the humidor?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang ballboy

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AuHu with the productive out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL! This is becoming a horrible trend.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we not be like the Rockies please?

AuHu
FreSa
AndTor

GAWD only the Rockies could do something so stupid.

by garbanzo24 on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a joke.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ironic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

McBain!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOHT'S ZE JOHKE.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, understanding the Internet fail.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you guys were doing.

It still doesn’t make it any less annoying.

by garbanzo24 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should go back to just incessantly asking if we have any free streams.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta free stream for you!

Right heah!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the point garba.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how I deal with that?

z.
z.
z.
z.
z.

etc.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umpires screwed up that call. You have to give the benefit of doubt to the runner on that one which means he should have been given the triple.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The MLB rule should be

if a TEAM EMPLOYEE interferes with a live ball struck by the visiting team, the batter shall be awarded third base and all runners ahead of him shall score.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Posey!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Productive out.

Hopefully, BuPo comes up big-o here.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BuPo is better than BusPo.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok I must have missed something over the weekend

are we making fun of stupid CarGo-like nicknames?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And ignoring “MadBum.”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think MadBum is ok, because of the image it conjures.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

 I’m in

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid behind the balldude had his glove down, and probably would’ve messed with it anyway.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If they throw out fans for interfering, they should throw out ball boys too.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I get it!

You guys are making fun of the first-syllable-of-each-name nickname.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And how.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FirSyl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO BUPO

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matt Cain...

He just can’t get any breaks.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE THINKS WE CHEAT OMG

/Rowboat’d

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Elevate one, Gerald

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

On contact?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the Best Fans In The History of Professional Sports are saying over at PuRo.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably complaining about the strike zone or something.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem is painting a fantastic picture of DLR, saying he’s been crying and pouting all game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

When I was listening in the car

I was hearing this.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very true, too

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE IT.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE HE SHOW UP THE GIANTS ORGANIZATION

Give Tulo a baseball in the earhole!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not fair!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Angry

De La Roasted

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally . . .

in from painting yet another small section of the house. Thirsty stucco. Thirsty gallo. Off to get pot stickers, then back to watch the thrilling conclusion of this game.

I love the smell of Dinger burning in the morning.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell’s good at Sac Flies…I like the way this sets up

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor guy’s been robbed of 2-3 hits the last two games :[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw Gonzalez’s catch last night – wow.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Apodactomy!! is my favorite pitching coach

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Way to give up, Jorge.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A Matt Cain

Third starter at best, huh?

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DouPl :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Pat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

god

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Patrick.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE!

CHEATING ROCKIES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Tracy is actually Snidely Whiplash!

Curses.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

fudge

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Wasted opportunity

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat

Take some fucking pitches

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

enough with the DPs gayz

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You have offended Purple Row.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just takes more effort.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rolls eyes

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go French. Paris is beautiful.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

welllllll…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So is the ball dude scored as 10 as a fielder?

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That’s how I marked it in my score book.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. That was the worst inning of the game so far.

Okay, now I am starting to fear the Rockies in this game.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it seems like whenever there is a huge missed opportunity like that…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear this is the only reason why that voice has popped up in the back of my head.

It’s Coors Field. It’s the Rockies. There’s 7 games left. I think the Giants have been in this situation many times before.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

incomplete sentence is incomplete?

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did not want to voice my full concerns

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Cain is dealing. Fuck the Rockies.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

you fear every inning of every game even before the game.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not accurate.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WE DID IT!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to miiiiiind….

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like old, gritty gamery-veterans

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ball boy cost us a fucking run.

and again, it continues… poor RISP less than 2 out execution

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

just bad luck, I guess

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Huff was kind of out on the botched run down, so I’ll say we’re even.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that one time, like, 20 minutes ago

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok because MATT CAIN IS AN UNHOLY BEAST

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Rockies fans

<blockquoteFor the love of all things that is good in the universe
DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS??

It’s only Matt Cain for crap’s sake>

It’s ONLY Matt Cain!

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL HAVE YOU SEEN HIS XFIP???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO KS

I’M WORRIED GUYS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol “is”

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, them’s fighting words. Come on, PurRo, I’ll whoop you all!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can they say “crap”?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can say “bitch” now too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it’s in relation to classless teams.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the children!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next: “fiddlesticks!”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is happening over there? Is this a sign of America’s continuing moral decline?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S ONLY MATT CAIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd starter at best.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat :(

FUCK YOU UMP AND BAT BOY

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt could go a long ways. His count is only at 37, not to mention…

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DON'T SAY?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

solo HR Adrian Gonzalez

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long until Matt Cain’s hair is longer than Timmy’s?

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it wins Cy Youngs

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck :(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHH NO!!!!!!!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hometown scorer will probably give Tulo a hit for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop it right now! Double play right now!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBELIEVABLE

WAY TO GO JINXES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame that stupid chant

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking choke!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUGGGHHHH TULO I WILL DROWN YOU IN A TOILET

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BALLGAME

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how bad things start!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo is the luckiest SOB I’ve ever seen

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sold his soul for a mullet made of gold.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who thinks the Rockies will squander this opportunity?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants would.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. Fuck em.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

please take a moment before posting and think

1 – is my post a troll or me just being a dick again?

if so, don’t post

2 – am i adding anything to the conversation

if so, don’t post

3 – go post at OBM…you’ll feel at home

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would look cooler as a flowchart.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ask again. WTF?
2 – am i adding anything to the conversation

if so, don’t post

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a pitcher, you run towards first a little then toss it.

and Huff, do better than THAT, man

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

That was a very tough throw from Cain

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was def all on Cain… but Huff could have made that scoop, after realizing he didnt get it he just kinda stood there instead of grabbing for it fast and at least making an effort…

but still, all on Cain

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way too casual in a pennant race

jog off the mound and toss it. Amazing

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently, Joe Girardi calls Tulowitzki “the Derek Jeter of the National League.”

Great, one more reason to hate the guy!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CALM MULLET

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To hate Girardi or Tulowitzki?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way is fine.

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by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I meant Tulo.

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by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with both. Try to stop me!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All division rivalries aside...

Tulowitski is very good at baseball.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s a Rockie and he has a mullet.

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by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Tulowitzki, like, worship Jeter?

I think I remember hearing that back in 2008.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Todd Helton was the Derek Jeter of the NL

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by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm mullet

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballboy should have that with his face

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

should have caught that with his face

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

why didn't the Ball dude catch that one for us?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for MaCa’s first K.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice call!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

solo HR Yorvit Torrealba, 2-1 SD

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Please let the rest of this game go like the rest of that one Dirty game went after that one Jua-U error.

You know the one I mean.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is overthrowing.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

throw strikes dawg

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Matt.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GIAMBI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPOSEY THROW

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t have it. He didn’t have it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he aint having a grip on it

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t having not having it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIN'T HAVIN' IT!

/dogpile

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! Suck it, Atlanta!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain’t havin [control of the ball]

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Interference?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just go ahead and cheat more, Rockies.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean, take walks?

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

God

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karma for the Pierzynski trade!

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda been our starter rather than aj

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

They are watching…

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

HOW many hours have you spent looking at that screen?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some serious Where’s Waldo skillz right there.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at the scoreboard in the background.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Padres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. What the fuck.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, this is getting weird.

Every time the Giants try to throw Tulo out, it hits an invisible wall

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING JUICED WALL BULLSHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its more like a membrane….that slows the ball down dramatically…causing it to bounce harmlessly

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, the starship Enterprise has travelled back in time and is aiding the Rockies via force field technology!

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by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re pissing me off.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they will be swept right out of the playoffs

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps by the Giants…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT BRAVES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friggin Yorvit gets revenge on the Giants for the AJ trade; they should have picked that guy up over the offseason when he was available

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and hid him in a closet.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Whiteside – plus, Buster could have started the season in SF

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by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely. Torrealba would be a good backup catcher. I just thought your sentence wasn’t done.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you completely, though; I prefer to lock up vengeful ex-players rather than allow them to go to division rivals

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit Matt, stop fucking around.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

High stress inning of his own making

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

AuHu didn't help

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Matt!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be happy with a popout and a strikeout.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hopes this doesn’t move from suck to blow

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/picks nose

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean just how lucky is Tulo? He gets on because of a weird miscue by Cain on the throw and then doesn’t get thrown out at second because Buster gets a bad grip on the ball before he throws it..

Last night, he gets the game winning hit because an outfielder falls down.

I give him credit for putting the ball in play and hustling, but ya can’t tell me the guy isn’t lucky.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone is lucky. I’m sure he’s had his share of bad luck, too. He’s a good hitter.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your groundball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Now what.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike, according to Gameday.

Fucking juiced ump bullshit.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

An error and a walk

Stupid Giants shooting themselves again.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

this is how shit gets bad at coors.

pray, please Matt, get out of this

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I’m Matt Cain and the Rockies can’t hit me so I’m gonna put them on base myself.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD OLD PAYTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SiDo!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!!!

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FATALITY

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sir, kindly take your seat.

Sir? I said kindly take your seat.

Sir! STFD!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys ruined the K for me :(

Stupid delayed MLB.TV

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, you struck out

And it’s only Matt Cain!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

For shame, [name of Rockies’ player]!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

High stress inning for Matt.

Higher stress inning for us.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to call JT out for some quasi-plagiarism...

But considering that little analysis he gave about pitchers’ underhand-throwing comebackers over to first, I’m gonna have to guess he watched the Rockies’ feed of last night’s game in his hotel room. Because that was nearly word-for-word.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/shocked

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was doing the game on radio last night, so he would have had to been watching during the game.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

That’s good to hear.

Um. Ahem.

Carry on, then.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “UMs” and “UHHHHHs” make it his own content

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/college radio DJ

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for the truth

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because broadcasters never ever use cliches!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That remains to be seen.

Damn it, you’re right.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He WAS a 1B, he'd know.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get beat with the pitcher on deck please

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

pitcher was never going to hit

that was pretty obvious even to our none-too-bright manager.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tracy knows De La Ro isn’t going to hit this inning.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking No. 8 hitter's have killed us this year

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The side!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not this time!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LOLIVLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SiThFuDo, MiOl!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE PITCHING

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He struck out the side

Matt, now you are just showing off.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He was just toying with the ROckies fans, giving them that false sense of hope and cruelly ripping it out of their grasp at the last second.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he seems like such a nice guy, too

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

COOL THINGS

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still just 60 pitches.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonderful. Well done, Cain.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Assis-toi, s’il te-plaît!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD OLIVO

YOU’RE ONLY MATT CAIN AND THAT IS ALL
WHY DO I SWING AT THE PITCHES I DO
YOU’RE ONLY MATT CAIN AND THAT IS ALL
BUT IT’S SO HARD
HITTING YOUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

those little green dots inside the zone haunt me.

HAUNT ME, I SAY!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain strikes out 4 people per inning. For practice.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wait

where are the other two balls? in the dirt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

63 pitches in 5 innings.

SKY FALLING

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt let’s go back to ground outs to shorts or second.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Needless to say

Great that he kept his composure through the error and stolen base.

Cain is young, but has that veteran presence on the mound. I love it.

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

With the occasional brain fart. Remember the half pick off play where he threw the ball into left field?

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds are useless

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why we want the Padres to get the wild card over the Braves.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, talk about swept out in the first round.

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve already clinched. Probably not trying very hard.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think there’s something to be said about momentum going into the playoffs.

the rockies might have something to say about that.

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They haven’t clinched yet

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would baggs re-tweet that?

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Becuase of this.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Now I have to go defibrillate again.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Giants, pad Cain’ers lead!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Guillen is wearing high socks to try and court our favor.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It won’t work on me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine wasn’t, but I closed everything out and reloaded, and it’s working now.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Phooey

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that we are in the second half of the game, can we please have Nate to come in to play right next inning?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And Fontenot in third base.

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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize Fontenot is small in stature

but I still don’t think he could fit in third base.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He crawls under it from time to time to cool off in the shade.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, how do we only have 3 runs off of De La Rosa?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/grounds into double play

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be grateful for what you have been given.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

three times are many as we scored last time. and the time before that, iirc

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t look like we’ll be scoring anymore today anyway.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DeLaRosa looks dominant now.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I had no idea this game was on TBS. LOL me, watching online streams making PC laggy.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Pablo.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gawd

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to give Cain some time to breathe, guys.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

same-ole Panda….never changes

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

With which he was so dissatisfied that he made up for it by swinging at the first pitch this time.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so maybe that last at bat was a momentary bump-in-the-road? He may be back to his 2009 self by the Padres series.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the change from good last year to bad this year

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by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer

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by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who pinch hits for DLR?

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by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fowler

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody fucks with the motherfuckin’ rooster.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Del Cielo?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A handsome bird . . .

but short on character.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cock-Signal!

GDC is needed!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Poll question:
C

Jon’s call was awesome

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, I have to go with the most famous home run there will ever be.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put TGWTP! on the first mixtape (well, mixCDR) I ever made.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was it?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2002 NLCS call by Jon.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no contest.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t really compare the most famous baseball call ever to any others (even thought it actually wasn’t that good a call).

That said, I loved the stake in the heart of the Cardinals.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite would be that one.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's certainly my favorite photo.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting for him to trip over his own shoe laces

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross scares me in the outfield

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He scares me when I catch him loitering around my truck when I leave for work in the morning. Always there in the darkness, smoking.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the idea that his character never takes the eyeblack off. He just walks around that way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love the original Bushman – he was a true artist; all the others are pale imitations

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure that isn’t Zito?

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Ross isn’t nearly mysterious and alluring enough. If it had been Zito, I would’ve called in sick.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was scary

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross and Velez have similar outfield technique

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to get Cody Ross a dramamine – his inner ear balance is clearly off because of the altitude

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone else think that kruk, kuip, and amy g are involved in some kind of love triangle?

by sbrody on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s never really crossed my mind

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so last month.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul hides in the closet like the husband of that Kathy Willets woman used to do

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy, you home wrecker! I’ll give you such baseball in the earhole!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheres mccarthy when we need him

the reds are pissing me off

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You know that Red Scare he championed

actually caused them to switch to the name Redlegs for a few years?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh in the face of danger

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Back in the early part of last decade, did the Giants ever win the division comfortably?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2000 was weird because they were basically .500 in the first half. 2003 was a wire-to-wire finish in first.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

k thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing...........NOW!!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Peyton Manning has a bigger than Bruce Bochy?

According to Kruk, he does.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

A bigger what you say?!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just talkin’ about

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a bigger?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Peyton Manning has a bigger than Bruce Bochy?

ummm….

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Bigger Thomas?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell Me!

Don’t leave my hanging

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peyton Manning accidentally a whole Bruce Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see anything wrong with my post

:p

Head, obviously.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a Goofus signal, like the Baggs signal, for whenever a dick joke is in order.

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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we’d be allowed to post such a signal.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt we need one of those

Goofus instinctively senses dick joke opportunities. It’s like a sixth sense for him.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Goofus, life one big dick…joke opportunity.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peyton Manning seems very likable, but is awfully weird looking

No shoulders and a Frankenstein forehead

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by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli's a douche, OTOH

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daddy! Don't let the bad man send me to the Chargers!

Make them stop!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH THIS DUDE!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Matt Cain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work, Matt.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Matthew. Thomas. Cain!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

who pinch hits for Cain?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/Singletary calls timeout before pinch-hitting

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/walks to pitcher’s mound twice in same visit

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa.

And then it’s JaLo, SeRo, and RaRa to pitch.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peyton Manning has a bigger head than Bork?

now that joke is no fun anymore

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Votto

SD can just walk him every at bat and win.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

groan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell Brandon Phillips to not fuck up right here.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real Scott Rolen hasn’t produced in this series.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was explaining to my sister today why I hate Carlos Gonzalez and Troy Tulowitzki and she replies, “What the hell? What happened to Todd Helton and Matt Holliday? Do the Rockies just shit 30 hr prospects that I’ve never heard of every year?”

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. A little like the Giants used to poop pitching prospects.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or how the Padres vomit up 93 mph slider throwing relievers?

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gomes! Bay Area Ties!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

p-town for life

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY ROSS!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you streaming or just on the regular AM radio?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

regular AM radio

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it all makes sense.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening off my boombox which must be at least 15 years old at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

COROOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY!!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSS

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CoRo!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No robbery this time!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

coors field special imo, but I’ll take it.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DRESS FOR LESS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIS HEISEY

CHANNEL YOUR INNER CODY ROSS

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He just made up for that stumbling catch last inning

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit like that is why I don’t take CarGo’s number as seriously

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please please please let Cody start over Guillen when Torres is back for good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cosigned, thehavenot

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

CoRo!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run double Reds

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope everyone here appreciates that I started Clayton Richard on my Pokemonz today. I had a feeling it would work.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was gonna be an identical catch to the one Guillen hit to the warning track.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross is so much better than Guillen

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Reds and Giants hit simultaneous dingers!!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh the reds hit a double. whatever, i’ll take it.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll work.

And one out, loaded for the Reds.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

COROED!!!!!!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Heisley doubles! 4-2 reds

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEONE NAMED HELSEY!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Just as Ross hit that homer, the Reds went up 4-2 on the Padres!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That was me

just got the magic wand back from the shop

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES REDS!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Heisey

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Bochy

You see that guy taking walks, hitting dingers, and playing competent defense?

He should be the fucking starting RF when Torres is back

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs, make up your mind

Either your gonna completely jinx it by RT this…

Matt Cain lost his perfect game, but still has a no-hitter through five. #sfgiants up 3-0. #rockies

or your gonna tiptoe around the issue by tweeting this

Matt Cain has allowed 2 runners — on a walk and his own error — in 6 innings. You figure the rest out. CarGo and Tulo due up 1-2 in 7th.

Which is it?

by ir1shgiant on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

according to Comcast, Sanchez got rung up on a 2-1 count

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Clayton Richard and your two first names

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The current situation is pleasing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pleasing, yes...but

yesterday I was counting chickens and they didn’t all hatch

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But our roosters came home to roost

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always will!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why I use the mildest language I can.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You find the current situation to perchance be slightly above average? But only moderately so?

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hold that sentiment to be good, sound rationale.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yesssss

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the one in my neighborhood?

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke got AT-AT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Letting a left handed reliever face Cody Ross is inexcusable tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Bochy — defensive replacement time in right!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Giants defense:

K
K
CLANK
K

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be perfectly fine if every inning goes like this.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 K’s may be ugly, but 9 runs wins most games. (LOL YESTERDAY)

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All AMERICA FUCK YEAH songs sound classier done instrumentally. Even GBA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The recording they use at AT&T is hilariously bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s quick.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But does “America, Fuck Yeah” sounds classier as an instrumental?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Fried rice with curry chopped round steak or charbroiled pork over rice noodles? Decisions, decisions.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

the first one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they both sound great though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st one, i dont like rice noodles!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd, 1 out for CIN

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip

Why.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww, I just realized our epic 3-runs-or-less streak was broken last night. That game sucked.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1917, though. It ruled.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It couldn’t really survive Coors. I was happy we made it through the first game.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now I know what God Bless America sounds like

on the vuvuzela.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't say it

he was JUST saying IT

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem has been all over it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Flem's starting each inning with it.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t they say it w/ Sanchez?

by andy25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone is doing it all over the place right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been on MLB.com for the past few innings..

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

realistically?

I can imagine there being some sort of psychological effect on the pitcher if you mention it to him in person… But an announcer? A fan watching the game 2k miles away? Let’s not kid ourselves.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody here really believes that we can influence the game. But this is baseball. We are baseball fans. Superstition is part of the deal.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the witchdoctor doesn’t believe in superstition

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everyone is superstitious

Myself included.

That said, I’ve reached the conclusion that it’s not an argument worth having. I stay quiet.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I repeat

Nobody here really believes that we can influence the game.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

But you said “superstition is part of the deal” – it’s not, at least not for everyone.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ARE aware that there is something called TV, right

And that on this invention, they have shows?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

Do they speak English in What?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For baseball, it is

Sorry, you are swimming upstream on this. It’s just the culture. That’s all.

I totally understand that there are people who don’t care. That’s fine. But it is part of baseball culture.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMB DAVID BEE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OMB!! OMG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY BEE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh My Bod!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds just had a run stolen by the home plate umpire. Throw beat the runner but he got his foot in well before the tag. Of course, god forbid an umpire actually watch that part of the play.

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll watch it after he gets something to eat.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

another blown call? if they lose by 1, im gonna be pissed, again.

the umps fuck up soo, sooooo many calls

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catcher made a good effort.

Cuzzi’d

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy making the tag made a good effort to get him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to preemptively blame Kuip for this inning

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

This inning will define your career right here!!!

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

There were several mentions of the event by broadcasters during Jonathan’s “event” last year.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

There are several mentions of “it” by a lot of people in every “particular event”.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lies!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CARGO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WILL NOT BE HAD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Buster.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

omg rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/auto rec

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLsies

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, so full of awesomeness

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FATALITY

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we need to work snails into this nickname somehow

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

S. Cargo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a runner reached base on a strikeout, that would ruin a perfect game, right?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like an error, I think.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is called a "perfect" game because there were no baserunners

so yeah, any way that a batter gets on base will ruin a perfect game.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ball shall not pass!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Gonzalez

I hope I don’t see you at the plate for the rest of the god damn season

by DFARowand on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

was “girls just wanna have fun” Tulo’s walk up music just now?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Party In The USA, I think.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, you’re right

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes early and often

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Guillen still out there?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you just had to ruin my day, didn't you?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Bochy kept him in to give him a chance to get his 1 hit for this game.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff almost pulls his foot early on almost every play at first

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ALMOST

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW TULO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

IT BURNS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only Matt Cain.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Third starter at best.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP TU-LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!!!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA HUFF

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOCAIN!!!

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Great play.

Outstanding job, Matt.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFFFF DADDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ROCKIES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a link to a feed?

I’ve officially given up reading for Contracts

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Casebook is garbage. Here’s the case, and you divine what the rule is.

Emanuel’s is proving to be clutch.

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get an outline made by someone who did well with your prof.

And take lecture notes, combine into your own indexed outline, and do a few practice tests

Barely have to crack a casebook honestly, cases can be (and should be for exam purposes) summed in 1-2 sentences

by Viva Jon Miller on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is happening?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I be excited yet?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I am.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Getting interesting

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So is anyone really nervous yet?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, just within the last minute or so.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

About what?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeahhhhhh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain don’t you go and cut your hair
Do you think it’s gonna make him change?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping to bust out another disturbing GIF for our new friend.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot

You can always unban him and then ban him again with the GIF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interloper was banned before I could see him? I’ll assume it wasn’t worth seeing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing to see. I tried to respond to it but it was already gone.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Announcer jinx!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I heard it. Damn, Kuip, it almost sounded like he WANTED to jinx him!

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, trolls huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MY Z ISN’T WORKING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this a chick thing?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s slang for “I need a new tampon.”

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, of course.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

tarpon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

taupe

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

tauntaun

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reopened the thread and now it’s working again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m fine on firefox

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold the lead Homer

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah. I feel like half the thread was just deleted!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher says
JeffFletcherAOL
  
Burrell and Guillen are both hitting in the 8th, so you can be sure they’ll both be lifted for defense after that. #sfgiants

I hope it’s Ross – Torres – Schierholtz

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD MY Z BUTTON ISNT WORKING

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, were good.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD IT STOPPED WORKING AGAIN

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIMP PAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care about Flem mentioning the “game” Matt is pitching. I’m more concerned with him talking about what a big win this would be for the Giants.

There are two innings left at Coors Field and we have a four run lead. Nothing is over yet. Nothing.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like when Greg Papa kept saying how CRUCIAL it was for the Rockies to win the game last night.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hope he’s gone next year. At least JT and FP don’t actively root against the Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was annoying.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like Papa as an announcer

But mostly because Homerism is my least favorite part of announcing, and Papa does none of it.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently “quality of announcing” doesn’t matter to you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just marry Joe Angel

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's a terrible announcer actually

Doesn’t screw up names, offers up relatively interesting stats, and doesn’t distract from the game.

He’s nothing special, but he’s perfectly fine.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly distracts from the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just keep talking to yourself

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT-- SAM ROSEN IS AWFUL

He may have made more mistakes than the Niners

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t dislike him, but I definitely prefer the regular crew.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh of course

Kruk Kuip Jon and Flem are all better.

But Papa is better than JT / FP or any of the other guys – and I don’t think it’s particularly close.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT is getting a lot better

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa is a play by play guy though. JT and FP just do color.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD MY Z BUTTON IS WORKING

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

REFRESH THE PAGE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange advice.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not a problem

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's guess: Who gets removed for defense?

I’ll go with Burrell, because obviously Guillen has THE CANNON

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Andres available?

If so:

LF: Ross
CF: Torres
RF: Nate

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread is doing ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This blog punishes for trolling other sites…do any of the other blogs?

by agiantmistake on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish.

I like the no trolling policy

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant got the idea from Purple Row.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why “Dont be a dick” isn’t at the top of every Internet page where you can post comments.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In most cases, Don’t SHOW your dick would be more apt.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yorvit is about to piss us off.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you know the rockies are so classless, they may actually try to pull a drag bunt

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dexter Fowler and EY Jr. better be swinging away

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they encouraged it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least carlos and tulo wont bat again if it stays this way

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg Flem just poop yourself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JT TOO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a sight.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on radio though, so you wouldn’t see it.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you might hear it though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT: Huff really put together a good at bat…. Really took the, uh…. Played the. Uh…

DBF: Good point, JT. The Giants needed to get De La Rosa’s pitch count up, and huff did exactly that, earning a walk for his trouble.

JT: …

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT: ...

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just the foul ball hitting the microphone in the backstop.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s happened like 8 times today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

They probably had some Rocky Mountain Chili last night.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Guillen has 2 strikes on him in the on deck circle

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

6-4-3 DP FOR THE REDS!

INNING OVER!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Shea is currently trolling all Giants fans

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Guillen is a better asset to the lineup than Sandoval.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he’s an asset though.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval is the bigger ASSet

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not get it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It never got me.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a “Donkey” reference?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We KNOW, Kuip, stop reminding us, goddamit.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious announcer jinxing

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does ESPN Gamecast make every hit a flyball?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Remind me again how it’s legal for the Colorado Cheaters to have a linebacker playing SS?

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

mullet

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWCS

Cargo, duh…

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linebacker and Strong Safety are pretty similar, depending on the package.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Torres isn't available:

Ross – Rowand – Nate

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Kept out of the GIDP by starting the runner

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lets just credit guillen with two GIDPs today

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No errors or baserunning mistakes, though? One of his better games.

Oh, wait, I’m getting him mixed up with Pablo.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do work Matty!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah, hit it well

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to put out the best defense. Ross LF, Torres CF, Nate RF

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T CALM DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can.

Now Sanchez’s near-perfecto, that was tense.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really nervous all night. I’m a lot calmer today.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it has to do with the team situation.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game. Most nervous I've ever been

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching the game in my college's library

Getting excited over every out is getting awkward.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll try

i think half are scared about “the game” and the other half is scared about the humidor malfuctioing

by allhailtheredwings on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is at SFO right now...

And they’re only playing the Raiders game. On all the TVs. And he can’t exactly give a reason for why they should change it to the Giants game.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate football.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hope is that the Raiders and 49ers will be so miserable that people will lose interest.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com is on the story

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What story.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no story.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Cain is Able headlines yet.

Thank god.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind.

Up on Yahoo

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m quite relaxed, but that’s probably because today has been a great sports day so far.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Matt Cain you can do it!!!

Torres will be in.
He will most definately be in.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do we believe in jinx?

I am probably in the minority, but I believe nothing we do here on the interwebz actually have any influence on the field.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I second this motion. But some people think it’s fun, I guess.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAYS THE WITCH DOCTOR!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You infidel. Your lack of credulity has doomed us all.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN'T BREAV

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Kruk tell us about the defensive replacements please

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend is coming over to hang out in less than twenty minutes, even though I told her not to come until after the game. FUCK. I CAN’T LEAVE NOW. SHIIIIIIIIT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My BART leaves at 3:08

GAME MUST FINISH BY THEN!

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your friend is coming over to watch the end of the Giants game. Problem solved.

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong I’m hoping she kinda gets lost on the way here so I don’t have to leave my computer at all?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell that bitch to be cool, say BITCH BE COOL

by static age on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome, Nate.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott-o-clock!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

New outfield! yes!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

John Shea JohnSheaHey
  
Defensive moves in the outfield for the Giants: Ross moves from CF to LF. Rowand goes to CF. Nate goes to RF

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch Strike...

What else is new?

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON MATT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU URIBE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING RUINS EVERYTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Aaron Rowand

He makes great catches at the wall in the ninth for situations like this

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by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S AN ERROR

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, NO!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL URIBE AGAIN

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by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Alas.

Now we can just focus on winning.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

An infield hit

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Uribe AGAIN.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh piss Uribe.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking shit. Jay goddamn Payton. Fuck.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit. Shit hit.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW THE BALL, JUAN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it Uribe

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe again. Goddamn.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it’s Jay Payton. Of course Uribe is involved.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE YOU ARE THE DESTROYER OF NO HITTERS AND PERFECT GAMES

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by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe... Again?

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchy's perfecto too...

Just a bad coincidence. Poor fella.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING JAY PAYTON TOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Uribe just is not greatest shortstop.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S ALWAYS FUCKING URIBE

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don't care

just win

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What a piece of shit hit that was!

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria would have made that.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay now I’m calm again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

How so?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bobbled. First hit is suppose to be a clean hit isn’t it?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, clean enough

a slight bobble isn’t going to be an error

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

bobble wasn’t a big one, so there’s some question whether it would have mattered

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to move a ton to get to that ball. It was not routine.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay…let’s just get out of here with a series victory

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I’m very disappointed but Cain came to win.

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play, please.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

WTF URIBE?
Now, go for the CGSO Cain.

by tarlinian on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, enough with the no-hitter nonsense. Let’s win this fucking game!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN THE GAME NOW!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe has the 7th highest wOBA among qualified SS’s

He’s been worth 2.6 WAR this season.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

and he just pooped himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

It would have been sweet to have the no-hitter in Colorado after last night’s game.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe happened. not to mention two crucial errors that have cost us games this season. one vs Dodgers recently, the other he should have had last night, the ball Tulo hit

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

I thought it’s supposed to be a clean single? WHAT THE FUCK

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

so, that would be the 2nd time Uribe has fucked up a perfect game or no-hitter

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

not a stat I deeply care about in a playoff race.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT URIBE

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck #13.

In fact, skullfuck #13.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm actually not that crushed...

Kruk and Kuip are so soothing. <3

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LOLIVO!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD OLIVO

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye Olivo.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just win . . .

/looks around gallishly/

. . . baby.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

announcer jinx.

Kuip just couldn’t shut the hell up about Cain having a no hitter, then Uribe couldn’t make a defensive play. Hmm…

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re probably right. This time of the year, a no hitter would have been fun, but it’s just one of those icing on the cake things that doesn’t REALLY matter.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play was pretty close to "routine"

He gets him if he doesn’t double-clutch. There’s a reasonable argument to calling that an error

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by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo . . .

disagrees.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d give him a hit. Whatever, let’s just win.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

That’s right up the middle, slowly hit, for a guy who has great speed.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain taking no chances now

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever. Just end it Matt. Use the fuel.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at the replay

I’m not even sure he gets him if he doesn’t double clutch

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it would have been close

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking

It woulda been bang-bang. He was past the bag by the time the ball got there, sooo

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all yoru fault

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU YORU!!!!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I hit ball myself!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that we can talk about Cain's performance

This game is HUGE after the taxing our bullpen took yesterday, with Monday off we will be fresh by the DBacks series

by Viva Jon Miller on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

1000 times this.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think even if Uribe gets it out cleanly, he might not have gotten the runner. It was simply hit too softly.

He was trying to seriously hurry the throw.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Beggers can't be choosers

D:

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

not who i was trying to reply to

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s your fault!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said a single dammit!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-:<

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty clean homer.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

/glances at Melvin Mora’s lone exposed bicep

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIRT-TEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

/raises fists to sky

Flem’s campaigning for that to be an error.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Well now I’m not happy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OK NOW SHIT SUCKS

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS MELVIN MORA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MELVIN FUCKING MORA

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MELVIN MORA? FUCKING MELVIN MORA?

by geef on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING COORS FIELD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

guh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Melvin fucking Mora.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

… Rowand?

And here they come.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

zzz

Damn damn damn damn damn!

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

pardon my french but MOTHERFUCKER

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Why that play really mattered

Two run homer instead of a solo shot.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

well, if that had been an out, then the HR might never have happened at all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last strikeout would have been the third out.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribes bad play just cost us a shutout too

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhh

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

at me? if he makes that play, theres 3 outs, and mora doesn’t bat

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW………………..

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow what?

i know it’s obvious, if that’s what you’re getting at

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving up homeruns to MeMo is DFA-worthy. Now this game is seriously in doubt. Because, Coors Field.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No problem. Cain will finish it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Natto

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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Definite brain cramp.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

had uribe made that play… there would have been 3 outs and that doesnt happen

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING JUICED BALL BULLSHIT

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Its just like that time those old men beat me with their canes

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT ROCKIES

I would cry for hours

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to throw up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, now . . .

no need to get upset. This shit happens. Still 2 up in the ninth. Just calm down.

/lights pipe and sits back/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

At Coors Field?

Yeah, pretty much every time it seems like.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not the 9th

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it is.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news

Brower is up in the bullpen.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who pitches the 9th?

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably Wilson, hopefully Romo.

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by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have visions of a hanging Romo slider. It’s so meaty when it doesn’t fris.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyway, I’d throw Cain out there.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call that “the Felix Rodriguez.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be matt cain

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Cain to pitch the 9th.

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK'D

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THE FUCKER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD EYJR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

THE

FUCK

DOWN

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THE FUCKER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FLYING FUCK DOWN

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GET SOME MORE RUNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This sort of thing will happen when you trade off defense for some offense at SS.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE RUNS GUYS!!!

by Unitard on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt is at 102 pitches

Send him out for the 9th? Assuming no Wilson?

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I say yes.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s still in control. i say let him pitch. you could put in Romo, though

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain should pitch the 9th

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

with a series win of course

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, no-hitter, shut-out and my calm emotional state gone in one lousy inning.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no such thing as a calm emotional state in Coors Field.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but my biggest concern up until that point was Cain’s no-hitter.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are your nerves Busted or just Jangled?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Day off tomorrow, maybe they do use Wilson…

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

And now, a rant about last night's game.

Bochy NEVER should have brought out Wilson for the 10th. He pitched in three different innings last night, do you really want to bring him out there to save this game today, even if he says he’s good to go?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be really nice if the Giants could get those 2 runs back in this inning.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants need to score at least… 8 more runs if they want to at least get to extra innings.

/please let reverse jinx work.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep Cain in

Only 102 pitches, gets a full 5 days of rest (assuming we don’t skip Zito (which we won’t)), Wilson could use a day off after yesterday, and two days of rest for the bullpen could be great going into the final 6 games.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont want zito pitching the biggest series in 6 years

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only problem with skipping Zito is it puts Sanchez and Bumgarner on short rest for the final 2 games.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it would have sucked to be a Blue Jays fan or Tigers fan when Galaragga and Morrow lost theirs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Phillips 2-run HR off RF foul pole

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cargo and Tulo scare me a lot

by cubesonice on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T DO THIS TO ME COORS FIELD

I practically only have sundays to watch Giants baseball here and fuck me if some group called melvin & the lucky midgets destroy this awesome game by Cain. I should anyways be reading Swedish vocabulary for a test tomorrow, so PLEASE CLOSE THIS THING OUT

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by Last Place Finnish on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SVENSK!

Gå jättar!

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-2 Reds thanks to a homer by The Franchise!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s that good that he went over to hit a homerun and will be back to pitch for the Giants.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

who is the Franchise? Votto? Aroldis Chapman?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips will always be THE Franchise…when he was a top prospect with the Indians, he showed up to Spring Training with “The Franchise” written on his glove; needless to say, this did not endear him to the veterans on the club and set the tone for his Indians career, ultimately culminating in his trade to the Reds

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by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brandon Phillips’s Indians career has always been a bit unfortunate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASTARD
Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
  
PR man Jim Moorehead reminds that Jay Payton had the only hit in Cain’s one-hitter against the A’s in 2006 — a leadoff double in the third.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAY PAYTON WILL URINATE ON OUR GRAVES WHEN WE’RE ALL DEAD

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK U JAY PAYTON

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT JAY PAYTON

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it hit Dinger?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bat throwing epidemic, jesus.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of bats flying into stands this season.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop throwing bats at people, guys.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

Matt Cain will save the children

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to stop using vasoline on their bats and go back to pine tar.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Juiced bat bullshit

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can this team not afford pine tar or something

by Seasick fish on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry I had to leave.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She had very nice…features.

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t Dinger get hit by one of those bats?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo kneed him in the head

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it was just his hand

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still manly, though, in an opulent way.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear this in Hedonism Bot’s voice.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they call it corn sugar now! Perfectly harmless!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Its just CORN! Its a goddamn vegetable! the Indians gave it to us for chrissakes!

/Congenital heart failure

by Viva Jon Miller on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that was our play about modern food processing. Thank you for watching.

/bows

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This bat shit is getting really dangerous; I think they’re going to need to institute an automatic out for any bats that get past the on-deck circle

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by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Like they aren’t already trying to hold onto the bat.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS BAT SHIT IS BATSHIT!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-A-T-S-H-I-T!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not. a. strike.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Lord almighty, Pablo.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s okay, Pablo. You wouldn’t have gotten a hit anyway, so don’t feel bad.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So far outside

We better get that call next inning.

by NHL84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda thought he saw Mondogarage up there.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope whoever pitches the 9th for the Giants gets that strike

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain just got it in the last half inning.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shoot Matt’s still in

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s the right call.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

His pitch count is amazingly low. And you gotta admit he’s been throwing great.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support it wholeheartedly.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man it is effing hot outside

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was weird.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo would.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JT LOL'ING

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by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve been as terrified about an upcoming half-inning as I am about the bottom of the 9th today.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m terrified about every half inning involving the Giants.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Vapors!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee it would really suck if Tulowitzki got hurt

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad they caught that — I don’t want Matt Cain running the bases

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That couldn’t have hurt that bad

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought it was the back of the head

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you will

But Miguel Olivo is one tough dude.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

6-2 CIN

let’s take this game!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE TULO HURT MIGOL

Baseball in the earhole is the only solution!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Olivo!

The balls last night, and the face tonight… Surprisingly, he stayed in the game last night and came out tonight. Those cups must really work.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear God. Let us hope the Russians never produce a similar catcher.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Braves lose!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO TWO HOURS AGO!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Rockies don't make the Playoffs

It’s because of TroLo

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the first time the Tulo Clap physically hurt someone. I hope that’s example enough to ban it.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You clearly haven't talked with Troy's ex-girlfriends.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often do you see a catcher-shortstop collision?

by Evan on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Only at second base when the catcher is running.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, of course, vice-versa at home.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more rare to see a catcher-shortstop collision where the dude wearing all that body armor is the one who gets hurt.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

- B. Phillips homered to right, J. Gomes scored

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lines are usually atrocious in the store. Let’s hope Ross delivers.

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

-Lindsay Lohan.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nyuck

(not worth two nyucks)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the shadows are taking over, so hopefully that will make it easier on Matt for the 9th

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD NEWS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder which Choose Co. – brand Coors Field ending we’re going to get in the bottom of the ninth.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's DO this thing

with magic in inside it and such

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The magic, Swager,

is all around, if you’ll just allow yourself to feel it.

/re-lites pipe/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to kick some ass, Cain.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure I want to watch this.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN

Please?

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Be more specific please.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man oh man oh man oh man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear God/Allah/Yaweh

Please Give the giants the win just once,Matt Cain really deserves it

by allhailtheredwings on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shiva/Buddah/Flying Spaghetti Monster

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dark Side of The Force/ Red Bull from the Sea/ Mithras

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel a lot more confident in Cain pitching now than anyone else

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the humidor.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seriously seems like they are up every inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herrera, Gonzalez, Tula . . .

. . . no hay de problema.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m about to throw up.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Cain, you haven’t been Cain’ed and you have pitches left in you so you can finish this one off yourself.

Go show everyone that you know how to win!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong that I want to put a rally cap on now?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

uh yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for the Rockies.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

right now?
yeah, that’d be wrong…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad form

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very wrong. Evil, even.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can just see it, if Matt still had the no-no going, Dinger bouncing around behind the plate

by giant4life83 on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a sniper in the CF seats

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is horrible sportsmanship

The Rockies organization should be ashamed of themselves for allowing it.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coincidence that Cain almost throw a no hitter the start after he only threw 82 pitches?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw Sanchez's HR on gameday in the first

And realized I had to watch the whole game on gameday for obvious, superstitious reasons right there and then…

I am really tempted to put on the TV, but I just can’t do it….

Please, Giants, comply with all of our requests for victory.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s an awfully big foxhole we’re in right now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet him on his own watery turf for fuck’s sake, and let’s get back to the game!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm worried Wilson is gassed

He leads the staff in manly saves, but dude threw a lot of pitches yesterday

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Wilson’s gonna be ready to go if Cain gets into any trouble…

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him coming out. Low pitch count, has pitched really well.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Fontenot at third?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot...?

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot in for Sanchez??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

One way or the other

I will be yelling at my TV soon

by Bochean on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hey guyz all i have to say is:

Matthew Thomas Cain

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

All that need be said.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That TBS award felt jinxy.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

F.?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez’s arm must be killing him. Do you see that one lollipop throw to first earlier in the game?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit. Because Fontenot coming in yesterday was SO FUCKING GOOD.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get Herrera out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE SMITE DINGER!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bochy think Sanchez is a defensive liability now?

by Josh L on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and wtf is wilson warmin up in the bullpen?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

so we replaced freddy sanchez but not pat or guillen???

THAT’S COOL

by sbrody on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wait just kidding

by sbrody on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pat and jose are gone too...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, I'm not a violent person

But I want to fucking murder Dinger.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell’s “Dinger?”

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s what they call that stupid fucking thing. Thanks.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERRERA: OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at Kruk: “hoo!”

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Huff and Cain!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Aggggghhhh even the outs are scary

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Eat one, Dinger

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We like to call it, torture.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the black heart of the beast

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

(queue R2-D2 scared clip)

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Still wanting to throw up.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That nice triceratops keeps waving

by cubesonice on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they’re even warming up Wilson.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Day is not being very helpful

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurry up, Matt. I need to clean the bathroom and vacuum the living room.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain: Don't worry guys, I'll just be flawless.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUGGHHHHH

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My life

fuck it

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble grumble grumble

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think so.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could this happen any other way?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Who didn’t know that?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BLEEEEEEEEARRRGHUUUUUUUU

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

plud!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please God, DP DP DP DP DP DP DP

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER JUST MOVED CAIN WITH THAT TALK

by cubesonice on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a DP to end this thing and the Rockies slim hopes.

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this guy, for the love of god, FUCK HIM UNTIL HE DIES!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no Coors Field.

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This all feels so inevitable. Why does it feel like the Giants are powerless in Coors? Fucking-a.

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop it!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please get this out.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just going to go curl into a fetal position on the floor

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DP please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your groundball, Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else rather see Tulo intentionally walked?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Crossed my mind.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not have the go ahead run on base.

by Natto on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish it, Cain!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My left arm is tingly, good or bad sign?

by dougsaucy on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a stranger

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TULOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap..clap...clapclapclap...clapclapclapclap.....TWO OUTS!!!!!

Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!Clap..clap…clapclapclap…clapclapclapclap…..TWO OUTS!!!!!

by inthesquat on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are the mindless masses that chant it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut your faces, Rockies fans!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

One more. One more. Please one more.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. YEAH.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE OUT MATT

YOU CAN DO IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA TULO

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE MATTHEW

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A popup works for me.

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit the fuck down you asshole!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

/hawk harrerlson’d

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

mattcainmattcainmattcainmattcain

by Evan on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still scared shitless.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT TULO

That’s how you catch a popup without harming your teammates.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for not punching Posey

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by bmett65 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain: Don't worry guys, I'll induce and turn the game-winning DP.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll induce popups. But not the Giant popups.

by Evan on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m like shaking and my teeth are chattering

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I just two’d all over my chair

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulow!

You magnificent bastard!

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s how to catch a pop-up without killing your catcher, TuLo.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HaHa, mullet

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t want to see Romo, a slider-oriented pitcher come up in this hellhole…please get this steroid loving freak out Matt!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, old man.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YOU TULO

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MAN THAT FEELS SOO GOOD TULO POOPIE OUT :)

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

um

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT LET SPILBORGHS HIT

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!!!

FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it in style!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry is standing (and pacing back and forth)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/speckops is standing

STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

somebody let me know when it’s over? I’ll be cowering under the coffee table until then…

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP MYCHAEL URBAN
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban
Great theater here at Coors Field. 1 on, 2 out, Colorado’s season on line, down 2, Jason Giambi vs. Matt Cain …

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!!!!!!!!

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

PLEASE FINISH HIM

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing i took a shit BEFORE the game. Giants baseball really is a different breed.

Giants' unofficial & unwanted nordic outpost since 2010.

by Last Place Finnish on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Same here.

Well, they called it a “football game,” but watching it was basically taking a shit.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU COORS FIELD

DON’T HAVE TO GO BACK TILL NEXT YEAR, MEBBE IT WILL BLOW UP BEFORE WE ARRIVE!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!

SUCK IT ROCKIES PURPLE ROW CHEATING HUMIDOR WEARING FUCKERS

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN GIAMBI

FUCK YES

MATT FUCKING CAIN

MY FUCKING HERO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance dance dance!!!

by wcw on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Matt Cain!!!!

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT YOUR ASS DOWN GIAMBI

THE ROCKIES ARE DEAD

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU DINGER!

Suck it ROCKIES

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUMIDOR LOL ROCKIES LOL TULO LOL COORS FIELD LOL FUCK YOU ROCKIES

LOL SIT THE FUCK DOWN

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wooohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN SAYS STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ROCKIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck off, Rockies! See ya next year!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE ROCKIES

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL remember when he couldn’t get strikeouts?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROCKIES

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

grittiest pitching performance i can remember

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God I'm Glad We're Done in Coors

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckk yeahahah!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Win

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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by bmett65 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

*have

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

shopping cart = the Rockies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU COLORADO, FUCK YOU COORS, FUCK YOU ROCKIES!!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DINGER!! FUCK YOU JOHN DENVER DUCHENDORF!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd so hard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d with gusto.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE TRI FECTA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannot be put any better.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK U ROCKIEs

FUCK YOU DINOSAUR DINGER EXTINCT PIECE OF SHIT

by chenster on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

How can you know of my dreams?

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The slower pace is nice, it shows the crazy crab is really enjoying beating dinger’s corpse.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look how happy he is. :D

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gorgeous.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKIES’ SEASON IS OVER
ROCKIES’ SEASON IS OVER
ROCKIES’ SEASON IS OVER
ROCKIES’ SEASON IS OVER

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Elimination # is 3 with 6 games left.

You shut up.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t trust them to be good and dead until they are actually eliminated.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it doesn’t matter. They would have to go 6-0, and the Padres and Giants would have to both be swept by the D-Backs and Cubs, respectively (since one team is guaranteed two wins over the other). Their season is over.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs and D-Backs, respectively

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack = Matt Cain, the football = The Rockies, Tom = the Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Start of another 3-run or less pitching streak!!!!!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Either that game gave me the chills… or I’m running a fever.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In honor of Cain

I’ll skip my usual tradition of listening to “The Great Gate of Kiev” and instead play “Fanfare for the Common Man.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah. The opening notes hearkened back to Overture of 1812.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean on “Great Gate of Kiev”? Both were written by Russian composers, so there are some thematic similarities.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, obviously not the Fanfare. And yeah, the thematic similarities don’t surprise me. I really need to convince one of my Russian friends to sing God Save the Czar at some point.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it

Given the circumstances and the location, that was the greatest pitching performance of Matt Cain’s career.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Cain and Lincecum came up big in this series

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. You know what I like? That the Giants have Lincecum and Cain, and other teams don’t.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY PURPLE ROW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the 49ers

it is GIANTS ALL DAY ERRR DAY

by Wreckonized on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY TULO

PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW PEW
MATT CAIN!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you so much Pew Pew Girl!!!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't love her for yourself!!!

She belongs to us all.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hits Amy

but I’ll grant you that Uribe was responsible for one of those

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

in before the post-game thread

by withclubsauce on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guys

MATT CAIN DOES KNOW HOW TO WIN!!!!

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re fired loser….Peggy was Matt Cain to his Rockies!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I think Joan was Matt Cain to all the guys on the couch’s Rockies.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tally ho, indeed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely enjoying it so far. I’m saving a Westvleteren 12 for my 30th birthday later this year.

by nataku on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a Belgian reseller

Spent a decent amount for it shipped here to California, but I wanted to try it since I’ve been sampling a lot of other Belgian beers lately.

by nataku on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL HIGH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BUY BUY BUY

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s going to take me like an hour to calm down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

I love Matt Cain so much. Most underappreciated starter in baseball.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL MATT CAIN DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT

EVERYTIME HE STEP INTO THE BALLPARK, EVERYBODY HANDS GO UP!

..
..

AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY SAY YEAH!

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

coors field

the biggst joke in baseball

by andy25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS IS SOO FUNNY :D

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

rec’d

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

i have fond memories of aurillia, bonds, and ray doing the same

by MissingLink on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain and zito craks me up hahahaha

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an amazing win. Thanks Matty.

by frozenteeth on Sep 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't want to sound like a prick or anything...

But of all the places I’ve been to in my life, the people in Colorado (particularly Denver and Boulder) were by far the biggest assholes of anyone, anywhere. Just one person’s personal experience, I know, so nobody can use it to formulate anything, but for me, there’s real satisfaction seeing this win and seeing the Rockies getting eliminated. Good riddance, dicks.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly, you’ve never been to Oklahoma!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, never been there. Mostly, just been through the Southern states, all of the west coast, and some of the central (but not all). So, Colorado’s only my most disliked from a sample size of about 27 or so other states.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived there for 4 years

And my parents, girlfriend, and extended family are all from there.

So…thanks bud! LOL

Fuck the Rockies though

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk. It’s just from personal experiences going through Colorado for a 3 week trip about 6 years ago. It was probably just coincidence, and I’m sure living there is way different. It was just that it wasn’t just ONE bad experience, it was bad experiences almost every day, and almost all of them were of the same kind – people acting amazingly rude for no apparent reason. At first I thought maybe it was because they knew I was a tourist or something, but I have no clue how they could tell. I’m sure it was just me going to the wrong places, it just had an impact on me because it happened so much, so consistently, in such a short (but not SUPER short) amount of time. It gave me a bias against the state, but only for things like sports and such that don’t really matter.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha it's fine man

If you met assholes then you met assholes. I’m not going to defend the people you encountered, it was just funny to me because I know so many people from Colorado who talk about how nice and friendly the locals are.

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re also in California, but, yeah, I definitely haven’t had pleasant experiences there, either.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different water system though

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too surprised to learn that.

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I been there.umm your kinda right.
except the girls in colorado their pretty chill :)

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this giants team sure loves drama.
but i love it.

matt cain is AWESOME

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure what’s happening, but paramedics just rushed into Giants clubhouse wheeling a stretcher. Will update.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.
extrabaggs
  
Not sure what’s happening, but paramedics just rushed into Giants clubhouse wheeling a stretcher. Will update.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This sounds really bad

by cubesonice on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

Oh god…I hope everyone’s OK…

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No bueno. Hope it’s nothing serious.

by aMAYSing24 on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

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by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Botchy had a heart attack? None of the old guys are there are they?

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain blinding everyone with his awesomeness

by snafu on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this True?

CBS Says " Padres win NL West over Giants bases on head-to-head record" if there is a tie.

So they don’t do a one game playoff?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CBS is wrong

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pads would host the tie breaker

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not true...

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by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a playoff.

Game would be at Petco.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno doesn’t that go head to head record? They still have 3 games to play against each other. Though early on in the season the Giants kept getting pwned by the peedres

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a one-game playoff only happens if the possibility exists that one team might finish out of the playoffs.

Say, the Giants, Reds and Padres all end the year at 90-72. Reds get the WC, Giants/Padres play off.

If the Giants and Padres are both going, but are tied, the championship is determined based on the head-to-head record.

I would have sworn that happened to the Dodgers a few years ago?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happened to the Red Sox in 05 I think

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we tie, but we're also tied for first place in the wild card,

then yes, they win the division, and we’re the wild card.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is true if the Braves are behind us. They don’t play the game if both teams are int he playoffs.

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit shit shit what’s going on? D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem hasn’t said anything on radio yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sitting on his hands

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How awesome was the signcalling by Buster for the last strikeout: “NO I want number TWO and I want it NOW”

strike three called, ballgame

sweet..

by SFGAmsterdam on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Would they bring in a stretcher for that??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Rowand’s suck muscle acted up early.

by Evan on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs we need an update!

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by Chulk on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately, Im thinking Torres :(

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fourth… but then I thought maybe someone older, who is traveling with the team.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god now I'm worrying about Murph

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about to type this

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody put out the Baggs signal.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this.....

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Murphy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

long time equipment manager

like the team mom

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

clubhouse manager

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the clubhouse guy.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(((

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat was ur first and second?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really want that not to be the case.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he barely even moved today :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if its Andres he probably felt something in the first inning but waited til the game was over to tell anyone

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he pushed it too hard too early

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please no. Please no.

by speckops on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking unfortunate celebration injury

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by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fucking epic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibilities:

1." I Ain’t Havin’ It Either!"
2. “Fuck You Dinger!”
3. “I Have Awesome Hair!”

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thermometer says it’s 103º outside. Feels like 120º inside my apt.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why doesn’t Comcast have anything about this yet?

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Schulman and Shea haven’t mentioned it yet either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radio hasn’t mentioned it yet either. No one knows anything yet.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban mentioned on Twitter but not who.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT saying, “Perfect” in the background of Flem’s call of the Tulo pop-up was great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love those by JT they’re funny. Like when a hitter hits a HR and its hit hard you hear him in the background say “whoa”

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody give us some info!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your slow ass in the clubhouse, baggs

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster really needed to be on second on that blown call at third on Huff

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

it'll be ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but maybe he never felt like he had an opportunity to go.

If Eli was at first, then yeah, he definitely would have made it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering why he didn’t advance, but then again we won so who cares!

by aMAYSing24 on Sep 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Giants massage therapist Hiro is being checked, they think he is ok

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ololo3 on Sep 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a HIRO

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF
Giants massage therapist Hiro is being checked, they think he is ok

by kingofthacove on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

# Giants massage therapist Hiro is being checked, they think he is ok less than 5 seconds ago via Twitter for iPhone

by TGOH on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t he know there are no cheerleaders to save in baseball?

by tarlinian on Sep 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

update
Giants massage therapist Hiro is being checked, they think he is ok
less than 5 seconds ago via Twitter for iPhone

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

epic freakout! Hope he’s ok though

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So, can someone tell me who is being checked, and are they ok?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Baggs for the extra torture. I didn’t have enough of the main course, but your side dish was just enough to throw me over the threshold.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Hiro is ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

109

I’m glad it’s not a Giants player, but I hope whatever the concern it’s not pressing and he’ll be ok. Scary stuff

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

massage therapists have feelings too

by mlb22 on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeebus…. now send the damn paramedics over here….

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we wait for Grant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

God, well I hope Hiro is ok.

Crisis (seemingly) averted though.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres Steps Out

GUYS I’M FINE

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Ray steps out

THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN EVERYONE

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/press corps yawns, walks over to craft services table

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWITTER HAS RUINED US

2 years ago, we could’ve avoided that 10 minutes of panic.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR CARUSO!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ando did it.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man that was scary. Hope he’s ok.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

For the record, I’m not sure I agree with the first tweet being “PARAMEDICS! SOMEONE HURT! WILL UPDATE SOON!”

It seems like it would be much better to wait until the full story is found out before posting something like that.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re under the possibly mistaken impression that in the age of instant feedback, a journalist would do the responsible thing and risk being scooped.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a debate we have often in journalism.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It strikes me as a little bit of (un?)professional “First!”

Be the first one to say that something maybe did or didn’t happen to someone, somewhere, at some time or another, and backfill with details later.

But you still totally get to claim “First!”

I don’t have a problem with social media, generally, but I fairly well detest it when it comes to informational purposes.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, its Twitter. Not the news. It’s built for instant messages with little details.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing

Sensationalist type tweet from a “professional” broadcaster

by nofreetime on Sep 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tweet! Not his professional medium.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Ross heating up

as well as Franchez. All of a sudden Freddy has an OPS around .750. Good to see.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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