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Post-game thread: Oh, *that* Coors Field

C'mon. You didn't seriously think that the Giants were going to waltz into Coors Field in the middle of a pennant race and leave without one soul-munching game, did you? You budget for games like this. It's like a leaky roof. You sock away some money -- or, in this case, preparation for a ghastly defeat -- and when the bad times come, you're not caught so off guard.

There are so many things wrong with tonight, that it's pointless to catalog them. Juan Uribe missing a double-play ball two feet to his left that turns into Pat Burrell falling down a manhole? It's all fun and dingers until somebody gets hurt.

Maybe Barry Zito should sleep in a humidor for a while.

Ghastly defeat. But, hey, it's Coors Field. At least one of these was coming. Science. The series can still be a clear success with a win tomorrow. So the Giants got shellacked for the Zito game. Nuts to that. Bad game. Move on.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to calmly break a plate-glass window. I haven't decided if I'll use my fist or another living creature. Dealer's choice, right? Har har har!

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That one was a big ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING JUIC--

—ah, heck, i played out it now.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah lol

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as PO'ed

Over how the Giants just decided they weren’t gonna hit the ball anymore after the 6th inning knowing full well that 9 runs probably wasn’t gonna cut it.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad I skipped this game

/back to watching college football

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

you're sick

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

UFC 119 FTW

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if its a women’s softball team

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this is reasonable. He can’t work out of the bullpen and I’d rather see MadBum than Zito

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather see Righetti come out of retirement.

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Coors Field, and it was Wally Bell

Let’s not overreact.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if that makes a difference.

I honestly don’t think he’s as good as Cain or, in at least half the games, Sanchez.

by Aquaria on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or MadBum. He should not be starting in the post-season.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on DrDC’s wavelength tonight

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been fine

And he’s pitched well lately. I just don’t understand getting worked up on a night when the ball was flying all over Coors Field.

Maybe we should consider making Romo the closer over Wilson?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to overreact.

Wilson is the closer, not his fault that there were inherited runners and playing in Coors Field with crap defense today.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, way to miss my point

I wasn’t serious about Wilson losing his job. Just sayin’, it was a weird Coors Field night.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, jeez, you don't have to be so snippy with me.

I’m tired, it’s late (3 hours faster than your time I assume), and I’m pissed. Sorry if I don’t notice a question as rhetorical.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Your opening salvo is “Way to overreact”.

And I respond with a “Way to miss my point”.

And I’m snippy?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t get that.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said that I wasn't.

I even explained that I’m not in the best state of mind right now.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allrighty then

Hope we can all find a better frame of mind knowing Matt Cain’s getting the ball tomorrow.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your sig by the way.

Rogers Hornsby is my favourite player that barely was a Giant.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito may be our 5th starter

but only because the Giants have probably the deepest rotation in the league.

He wasn’t that bad tonight.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also wasn’t very good.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was so good about him?

I forget.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s harsh. He was not 2008 Zito

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 quiet innings
4 strikeouts through 4 1/3
With a competent right fielder, he might’ve finished the 5th with the lead.

He got Coorsed for some runs and Guillened for a couple more.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT GAME

Cain goes tomorrow. Time to put a nail in those cheaters’ coffins.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

For the Giants it’s anywhere on the road…outside of Houston.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants actually have played decently on the road.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Coors
2. Petco
3. Turner Field

Nothing else scares me too much.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look everyone has to go to Mordor once, but they all make it back to the shire. It will be okay.

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by timmeh on Sep 26, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were so many things that had to happen for the Giants to lose that game

Two just foul balls
Two great plays by the Rockies
Torres leaving the game
Stupid bullpen decisions
Terrible strike zone

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible, horrible

I feel like every loss that Brian has had this year, is really unfair.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

And JOSE GUILLEN!

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a tranquilizer, right

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen was bad out there tonight, but at least he didn’t fall down like Ross and Burrell did. That was embarrassing.

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by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seriously

3 triples in one inning, 2 falls, and one Tulo piece of sheet.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't even blame burrell for tripping

if cody ross had shifted to left field like he should have, burrell wouldn’t have to hustle all the way back to get the ball. EVEN after burrell finally got to the ball, ross was NO WHERE to be found.

CODY ROSS, GOLD GLOVE CANDIDATE.

by jchao204 on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

The ball was hit to the LEFT of the shortstop. That ball was Burrell’s all the way.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 26, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is silly

I don’t think anyone is calling for ROSS GOLD GLOVE CANDIDATE.

But as Otis says, the ball was no where near the CF position

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ross’ fall was pathetic and the ball he just missed wasn’t too great, but he did hit a 3-run shot. Guillen was horrible at the plate, and cost the team an early run. It shouldn’t have mattered because Zito should have had Mora out on strike 3 but he got Wally Bell’d.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

De La Rosa has dominated the Giants. I think another aching loss is afoot tomorrow, even with SuperCain suiting up. Getting one in Colorado and being forced to play extremely well at home always seemed like the path the Giants were going to be forced down, so, tonight sucks only because it resigns the Giants to this particular fate. Woulda been cool to take 2 out of 3 via the first two games. Winning high-scoring games in Coors seems nearly impossible for the Giants.

Hopefully, tomorrow’s the last time the Giants have to face CarGoWitzki the rest of the year. They wear out the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What he said.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, life sucks

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry to read that. Hope yours gets better.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not remember your comments like this. But recently they have been in the “slit your wrists, we’re going to lose” category.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only every 6th day.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is fine, if that works for you.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes its bugging me kind of.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they fell behind by one run, he said to concede the game and just burn out Runzler. Five minutes later they had a three run lead!

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by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Giants have to win their home games. Coors Field is a tough place for a visiting team to win. I presume a loss tomorrow because they’re facing a tough lefty who has dominated them home or away in his career. I am not saying the Giants are out of the playoff hunt and that the season is over.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is on the hill tomorrow, and he has been as hot as anyone in baseball. I just find it hard to throw in the towel knowing that he has consistently given the Giants a chance to win almost every start since the ASB.

Probably won’t be easy, but nothing is with this team.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing a loss does tomorrow is give the Rockies and their fans hope. The Giants still control their own fate.

Also, I do not presume a loss every game.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you were replying to the other fellow above me, but I never indicated that you presume a loss every game.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was replying to the other fellow.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the impression you are a rather negative person.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 26, 2010 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not fucking joking, this is the headline on MLB.COM

‘Tu’ legit to quit: Rockies shake up NL West

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking spoilers

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER BASEBALL LOL

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, certainly cannot touch that.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are more timely

They want people to do the Macarena at the ballpark. At least they hit the mid-90s. MLB only hits 1990.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if the umpires started monitoring the balls with today's game...

Is a 19-run game just a wildly inconvenient outlier for the Rockies, or a sign of things to come?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to the Giants specifically.

More of a “Ye Olde Coors” in general. Like, moving forward.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a lot that contributed. Shitty strike zone, some bad defense on the Giants part. And the ball seemed to be carrying very well today but as it got colder the ball seemed to just die.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger.

Didn’t see the game. Just heard the ESPN talking head gushing over ’Tulo on my way home from the grocery store.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I have to say is

Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain. Matthew Thomas Cain.

He’ll save the children.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

MATT CAIN

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt!

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fucking soul-wrenching game. I’m still pissed, I need to break something.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I already did.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito can't sleep in the humidor

That’s where they keep Giambi to seal in his past expiration date freshness….

by inthesquat on Sep 25, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just wrong

The humidor is used to make things less lively.

Instead of a humidor, it should be a kiln.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Rockies made sure that if both teams were going to use the same baseballs, they were going to be non humidor ones.

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by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m out. That was so fucking rediculous. There’s many to blame, but Bork deserves the bulk of it for bullpen mis-management. Leaving in Affeldt, cutting Romo after one batter, Wilson pitching into the 10th… starting Guillen in RF. Not getting that run in from third in the 1st.

So, so many things done wrong

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Later.. Tomorrow’s another day.

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failure to score more than one run in the 1st really fucked things up too.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had this terrible feeling once Wilson blew the save that it was over. Gah today’s game sucked and that strike zone was complete bullshit for both teams.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched the game on delay

I was at work all night and was trying to not look up the score or anything. College football was on and I caught the score 3 times: 3-2 in the 3rd, 9-7 in the 8th and 9-9 in the 9th. I had no idea how it ended but after watching the spectacular defensive plays the Rockies made and the weird way Bochy managed the bullpen, I knew it wouldn’t end well.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in a tie with Atlanta for the Wild Card right now. Would that be a one-game playoff, or a tiebreaker scenario? If tiebreaker, who holds the edge?

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

One game playoff in Atlanta.

At least Lincecum would be pitching.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Papa

Fuck that guy. It’s as if he’s just auditioning for his next job and doesn’t even care about the Giants.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now, in his defense, he doesn’t care about the Giants.

wait what

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We missed four HR calls by Kuiper to get four bewildered calls from Papa.

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by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I didn’t!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Shut the fuck up, Papa. I don’t fucking care how big of a game it was for the Rockies.

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by groug on Sep 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know just 7 batters away lurk the powerful combo of Carlos Gonzalez and Troy Tulowitzki!

by Natto on Sep 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I watched Boise State-Oregon State over listening to Greg Papa. He’s an A’s fan, anyway.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he gets that next job soon

preferably somewhere in the east coast

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should stick to describing what’s going on on the field and stop trying to anticipate events… he seems to think you get extra points for being the first to call something. Also, he should stop being a soul-deadening jackass.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want Barry Zito to pitch against the Padres.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

who do you want zito to pitch against?

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the idea is to skip his start, and use the off day to make sure everybody gets 5 days rest.

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Although I think it depends on the standings.

If the Giants are a game up in the last game against Arizona, throw Lincecum that game. Anything less, Timmy goes against the Padres Friday.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was that awful

He wasn’t great, but Bell didn’t want to call any of his curves for strikes and Guillen didn’t want to field a grounder.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

cody ross

for gold glove outfielder.

no fucking clue how to play defense.

by jchao204 on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching to Cargo and Tulo in this joke of a ballpark is like pitching to Ruth and Gehrig in their primes.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

They had non-primes?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you need me I'm going to go do something.

I can’t believe I thought tonight would be different. I hate myself for believing in this game. Thanks a lot President Obama for making me believe in hope.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This one was a nice to have, but whatever

Coors Field. You don’t go into Coors and sweep the Rockies. You just don’t. This is the last road series. Tomorrow is the last road game of the season. And we have Matthew Fucking Cain on the mound against Jorge De La Rosa, who is currently on my fantasy team so he’s going to absolutely get fucked.

Get a good night’s sleep, go back to work tomorrow. Win the series. Win the last game. Come home, beat the shit out of the Dbacks, and settle this with the Padres.

Don’t panic, and just enjoy the rest of the night off. I, for one, am glad we didn’t blow through our ENTIRE bullpen so Ramirez can still be available tomorrow.

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by jctGamer on Sep 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

This is my view as well

Still sitting pretty good as far as I’m concerned.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad reminded me of the last time they lost a game like this in Coors: July

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then we won 6 of 7!

I’ll take that!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also am not crushed.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they hadn’t won last night, it would have been devastating. As is, fuck it. You know a game like this is coming. At least they hit.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s crazy thinking knowing that the world is round
And here I’m dancing on the ground
Never right side up or upside down

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inconceivable to think the pitching all around would lose the Giants a game. Although the defense played a part.

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the co-star!

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy playing matchups really screwed things up.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously don't fucking play with fire

The fact that you got a 123 inning from affeldt in 10 pitches alone is incredible don’t fucking push it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The contrast between the Rockies’ defense and the Giants’ defense in this game was gruesome.

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of those feats for sure. A team’s best player laying it on the line. Damn him to Tartarus.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies had a couple bad plays too though.

But the plays against Buster pissed me off. He will seek revenge tomorrow.

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't even.

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the Rockies would outbid the Giants for a player they wanted.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yer outta here

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by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Bochy

You really need to use your best defensive outfield in this park.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

pretty much this.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t take Burrell out when he’s coming up to hit. Even if he doesn’t mess that play up, the Rockies still win with Gonzalez at 3rd.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were sending Gonzalez regardless of Burrell’s play, challenge all the way. The fall was a bonus.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if Colorado wins

But yeah, I think you have to leave Burrell in with his lineup spot coming up.

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by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind Burrell, but no manager should think about starting Guillen in this park. That 2 run double in the 2nd I’m sure Nate would have gotten to it considering Guillen was close when it fell and Nate wouldn’t have misplayed it either and I doubt the throw is offline.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Also, Payton’s triple in the 5th is probably a double with anyone other than Guillen out there.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And seriously, Jay freaking Payton? I didn’t know he still existed.

by Natto on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A team breaks him out when they absolutely must defeat the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember that 2000 playoffs and that tenth inning GW hit off of FRod, with Nen all warmed up in the bullpen.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 26, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I think that if Burrell ever comes out though it was earlier in the 8th. Moot point since it wouldn’t have affected the Tulo double, but if he comes out, it would have been then.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. But you don’t start off with Jose Guillen in the outfield.

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I’ve accepted that Guillen is vital to this team in Bochy’s eyes.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know. But it’s silly to debate the tiny advantage to be gained by pulling Burrell for the last couple of innings (especially given the problems doing so might cause) while ignoring the more substantial advantage Bochy left on the table by not sending a real fielder out to right from the git-go.

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s silly, I’m just thinking in realistic terms.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a condition of his contract, no? Something like that.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the feeling they promised him he’d be a regular player but nothing I think has been reported. But seriously? This is the same team that hid Freddy Sanchez’s knee surgery to get Juan Uribe to sign for less or something of the sort.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s unbelievably dumb to promise a guy who was DESIGNATED FOR FUCKING ASSIGNMENT BY THE FREAKING ROYALS anything. I mean, what’s his leverage? That he’ll retire?

On the other hand, it is the Giants.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the Giants have done these past two years is quite impressive in spite of management.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WILL INFECT EVERYONE WITH HIS CANSARR

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATEVER YOU SAY ShaJi

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He left them a wee bit too long.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Raider and Warrior fan, I think Papa is a shitty announcer.

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do protest their choices of symbols – their colors / shapes / sizes are almost unintelligible.

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m saying!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you do is look at the square. If there are a bunch of green symbols inside, and a bunch of red ones out, it was a crap zone. And this was a crap zone. Yes, the crap slightly favored the home team, but the important part was that is was utter and complete crap.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the symbols are so small that I can’t easily make out either shapes or colors! A bigger graph with bigger symbols and a black background would be ideal.

Like on MLB At Bat.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. Looks fine to me. But the data are out there. Hack up a python/R script to roll your own. I used to bang these out myself, but now that bb.net does it for me, I don’t make the effort.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do appreciate you being helpful and I’m sorry if the following will come out very idiotic considering our collective state of mind, but … I’m kinda fake-whining, and in reality have no idea how to make a chart or manipulate numbers or data points. Really. Ask my professors.

So I’m actually just not being serious, so please do ignore anything I say regarding graphs in the future. Sorry!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, these graphs need to be better.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The big suprise to me here is that there were so many strike calls outside the zone. During the game it seemed like Bell called pitches right down the middle as balls. I think from the chart it’s clear he really didn’t like the low part of the zone.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would call one pitch a ball and the same pitch a strike in the same inning it was ridiculously inconsistent.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he called a lot of strikes a half to a full foot off the plate. It was ludicrous.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzales would not be surprised by this.

He got rung up on one of those….

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is, Kruk was talking at the start of the game about how Bell is a low-ball umpire, and yet the bottom of that graph is the crappiest part.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll disagree

While the bottom of the zone is bad, the inside to righties appears worse in my opinion. There’s a few strikes out there that were damn near a foot off the plate.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Sep 26, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i feel better now. i was seriously about to kill tulofucker. but now im relax oh my god this game i swear.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it the Mets vs. Atlanta circa 1999?

The Giants suffered a tough loss with this 10-9 see saw battle and trail SD by a half game but are dead even with Atlanta for the Wild Card with 7 games left each. Barry Zito failed to hold a 4-2 lead through 5 innings and the relievers that followed were also torched in spite of the Giants offense scoring an impressive 9 runs. Troy Tulowitzki picked tonight to carry his blazing torch for yet another huge productive game. Walk him every chance you get with men on base at this point. He has just about 20 rbi in his last 10 games and he’s hot as hell. In the meantime, the GIants need a solid outing from Matt Cain in order to salvage game 3 of the series and put themselves back in 1st place.

by Nailblubberina on Sep 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you jeremy affeldt.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo should have started the inning not Affeldt can’t blame him for that, he pitched very well the inning before.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I just didn’t want to come out and scream borky murder and start a fire.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

He pitched a shutdown 7th and was pulled after allowing a leadoff single in the 8th. There’s a lot of blame to go around, but none of it to Affeldt for this game.

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Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Need a "Bat"

What a pathetic offense…

Oh, wait, that was yet another 4 HR game from that line up of pathetic non bats.

by opguy on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still too pissed to do my biochem reading, and I have a shitload to do. Ugh. I’m going to go kill some people on Call of Duty, hopefully that makes my brain at least marginally functional by 1 AM so I can squeeze in some work before bed. Ugh.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree.

I’d rather be up 1 game then down a game though. I think this is why I’m so angered by this game.

by Unitard on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really really wanted to be up 2 games going into that series so the Padres would have to sweep to win. It’s looking pretty unlikely though.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie doesn’t help us really at all at the end, cause the tiebreaker would be in SD right?

(Assuming we won’t be up for Wild Card)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. If both SD and us have better records than Atlanta, SD automatically gets the division because of their season series win. But it would be a different story if Atlanta was the WC – I believe that would be the 1 game playoff situation.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Atlanta, ugh. Giants HAVE to win the division.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification for dunces like moi

This applies if there’s a tie for the WC between SF and ATL?

I would assume that if SF had a better record than ATL but was second to SD then the Giants would be the Wild Card outright. But I could be wrong…

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, I must’ve done something hellaciously evil around 7pm tonight, because EVERY part of my night has gone to absolute shit since then. I was a few feet from getting back home and thought, “Well, at least the Giants game was probably* good,” and checked my phone to see the final.

*-Yes, I even think it probablies. I know the baseball gods are wrathful.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, why has Greg Papa been mentioned upthread & is trending on Twitter?

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by troymccluresf on Sep 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s revealed himself to be the Antichrist.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The suck is strong in that one.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Tulo’s mullet gets caught in a fucking wheat thresher

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They had Wilson pitch two innings when they felt like they were forced to.

 They should have had Romo pitch the whole 6th and 7th and Wilson the 8th and 9th when they had the three run lead. Playing mix and match with pitchers is outsmarting yourself: they should have just got their two best pitchers available and stuck with them. Maybe tomorrow Cain throws nine and you don’t need the bullpen.

I would have said bring in a starter except Lincecum just pitched and Cain pitches tomorrow.

They’ll be so much better after Zito and Rowand’s contracts are up.

by parisspleen on Sep 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Why have Romo pitch the 6th and 7th?

Why not just have him pitch the 8th from the start?

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by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I didn’t like pulling Romo after a strikeout to play the lefty matchup with Giambi. Romo is a great pitcher, don’t get scared of him facing Jason Giambi.

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Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Mixing and matching is dumb when you’ve got a slim lead at Coors.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo has probably gone 2 innings once this year, that’s not a realistic request. It should have been: NO fucking Chris Ray in with men on base – that’s a strikeout situation for Casilla. And Romo should have had a bigger chunk of the 8th, Affeldt should have been done.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

affeldt was fine in the 7th

the idea that he should start the 8th was pure idiocy

and after spending a month not going righty lefty in the pen…the genius bochy decides to do exactly that in this game

and now wilson cannot throw tomorrow

so eff bochy

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tulo retires to coach womens college basketball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player- coach

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And wtf was this shit I didn’t see Dinger the whole game until the 8th inning hiding back there. Man that to me is chicken shit.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I hate Dinger more than the Dodgers. He drives me towards serial killer tendencies.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really is such bullshit

To have him dancing around back there and doing his stupid spirit fingers, fuck that! I also hated the old lady a little to the left trying to do the same shit.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

i do not blame wilson

bochy handled the pen totally wrong

and his refusal to pitch around tulo is what killed the team

and zito sux ass

so fuck bochy and zito

and we are back in second….but leading in the wc

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we are?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the atl win today?

the only score i checked was to see that cinci folded to the friars, yet again

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah 5-0 I think.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that sounds right

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absurd! Stop complaining about the park.

The Rox are out of it. The dbags series killed them. The Rox pitching is a joke. If your trillion dollar pitching staff can’t hold a win with 9 runs, then you do not deserver the NL…
COORS OR NOT! I hope the Rox win 1-0 on with a no hitter so you all can complain about the Coors field tomorrow……Hoy Vey1

by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 25, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You sound retarded.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

All trolls are.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does

And I’m a Rockies fan

The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.

by free7694 on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop posting this

It’s embarrassing. I’ve never been this humiliated on the internet.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just rubbing it in.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels weird being on the other end of one of these.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg

That. Is. What. He. Said.

/could not resist

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m confused.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to Good Vibrations.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAH

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What am I supposed to think now?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chop has Catholic tastes.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how to respond to this.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm TWSS?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘/backs away slowly’ is a popular option.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Act surprised.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then gald

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I should’ve done that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 26, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we don't deserve it

But at least we have a chance.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misspelled deserver

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what this even means, so

Buster. Posey.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

The Rox pitching is a joke. If your trillion dollar pitching staff can’t hold a win with 9 runs, then you do not deserver the NL…

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Sep 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Zito costs a trillion dollars. The rest is pretty reasonable.

by Natto on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim. Lincecum.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Yungo Torres.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amaterasu.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even notice the typo in the original post.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh me neither. I was wondering what the hell* he was talking about.

*I said hell for your delicate eyes.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second, I thought the delicate eyes comment was directed toward me and I was about to be offended.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chop

He was trying to be classy in front of a lady!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help myself sometimes. It’s like a different being takes over.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am way too used to guys being unclassy in front of me, apparently.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What guys?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls? Interwebz?

/confused

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Male species. Reality.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But all wimmins school!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some have guy friends who became my guy friends, too?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I read this I thought you said girls became guy friends.

All I could think was “whoa.”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be. Ftm is pretty uncommon.

Of course my wife’s male cousin was born a woman. He’s got a beard now. But at 5-3 I think he probably has some short-man issues now.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen some women around here who dress like men, and some who I can’t figure out if they were once a woman.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I’ve never had much trouble picking out birth gender. But then I’m one of those to whom identical twins always look fraternal.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Ina Fried

does anyone know if she pronounces her name to rhyme with “side”?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is supposed to be an easy thing to identify right? Because now you’re scaring me.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. There’s someone who I’ve seen here who has extremely mannish features. I thought the person was a guy at first, then I found out she has a feminine name.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Features will fool you, especially if you get a cleft chin. Look at necks and jawlines.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a girl with a masculine name. But I don’t think she’s a man.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I. But I also thought this person was a grad student or an international student (an international school rents a building for their program on campus), but nope. She’s an undergrad student.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NotHawt.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok me too.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s too bad.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is….it really is

/wipes lone tear

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We’re classy here on the coast.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be the NorCal dudes. Everytime I’ve been up to SF, the guys are just way nicer no joke.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about being in the middle baby.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure what “Hoy Vey1” is supposed to mean.

by Natto on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s Italian.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

right he used the phrase "do not deserver"

I would do very bad things to very innocent people to have a healthy staff and a BP with a few decent innings left in them

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of it as like “de-sever”, as in reattaching severed limbs or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trying to get me disconnected from my internet server so I can’t post anymore.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it in the tone of "Beserker" from Clerks

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a girl who had her thumb desevered with her big toe.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I didn’t know where to start, so I didn’t.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS OUR OFFENSE SO BAD ON THE ROAD?

WE’RE SO GOOD AT HOME BUT WE SUCK ON THE ROAD WHY IS THIS?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is right, though.

The Rox are out of it. The Dbacks series did kill them. This is why I’m not very upset tonight.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

That’s the one thing comforting me about this loss. The Giants lost to the Rockies yet the Giants are a million times better off.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part is the giants should not even be close to going to theplayoffs

And thanks to many unexplainable things they are right there with 7 to play.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither should the Padres though.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the reds and cardinals schedule there is no way either of them should miss the playoffs but the cardinals couldn’t clean up the scrubs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are, because they have a real manager

who is able to get the best out of a 30 million dollar lineup

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why the Padres remain my foremost concern. There was one of those polls on CSN on the game tonight — which NL west slugger are you most concerned about — and, if I’d voted (to quote Meg Whitman), I’d have voted for Adrian Gonzales. Not because he seems better than Carlos Gonzales or Tulowitzki or Andre Suck It Ethier, but because he’s the slugger on the team that has led the division for most of the season, for whatever reason, and the team that still refuses to go away.

The final series will only not matter if Atlanta tanks so completely that there’s no question the Wild Card will come from the West. Not likely, I don’t think.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also the best hitter in the division, what he does in Petco is amazing.

He might be my favorite non-Giant in the division. He’s just seems like a real class guy and as a baseball fan, I think he’s an amazing player.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stop thinking about Adrian Gonzales…

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss gotta go

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow you totally burned us.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah wtf is he talking about?

yesterday we got them down to TWO HITS, and the game had the fewest ever in that Hell Hole.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been nine 1-0 games at Coors Field.

I'm a BelieveR!!!
This is R year!
Uh, yeah, about that...

by prettyinpurple on Sep 25, 2010 11:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

no hitter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

September 17, 1996

Hideo Nomo vs. Rockies. At Coors Field.

I'm a BelieveR!!!
This is R year!
Uh, yeah, about that...

by prettyinpurple on Sep 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That game was not a no hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE-jected

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

what is wrong with me

you know what I meant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alas, prettyinpurple is correct.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not Mondogarage’s best work.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, if our record is better than those of our competitors, we indeed will deserver to go the the postseason.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I missed a lot of the game...

Is Torres ok?

Did Colorado’s triples to right in the 5th have anything to do with Guillen?

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres was taken out as a precautionary measure.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the first did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres is fine, felt some strain in left side but is supposed to be ok tomorrow. And one triple was Guillen’d, the other was Cody’d.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who reported this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

guillen sux in the field

and the winning run was scored when burrell fell down

our current of is a fucking joke

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Remember in the future, when something makes you grieve…this is no misfortune, but to bear it nobly is good fortune.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 25, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What on earth happened there? That was meant to be a quote from Marcus Aurelius to explain why I was going to enjoy a specialty beer after this game – and now the quote is all that’s left?

Whatever. To endure it nobly…

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING JUICED STOICS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is whisky ‘stoic juice’? Because this explains a lot.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened with me too when I tried to quote Lt Speirs in Band of Brothers. SBN is being an ass-hat with the copy paste feature.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe that’s because Speirs is fucking ninja and can’t be quoted against his will.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  


I just looked behind me, half expecting to see Speirs giving me a creepy look.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Speirs smiles, showing his teeth

Finders keepers.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if that means that you get to keep Speirs or Speirs gets to keep me. Or both.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The redesign or whatever of SBNation messed up quotation marks as well as staying logged in.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Progress!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations.

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know. But that’s a low standard to meet, isn’t it? For your right-fielder to back a play in the alley in right-center?

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns a double into a triple
/bobbles a ball throws offline home

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grounds out to pitcher

/strikes out a couple times

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bobbles a ball throws offline home

Unpossible! Haven’t you heard how great his arm is?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not really supposed to mash. But as Grant said, I’m willing to let him Joe Carter his way into my heart.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i hate that nick name

and i despise the rox announcers, who are even more retarded than the friars radio team

and gonzalez will not be in the running for mvp

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are even [worse] than the friars radio team

Hey now, let’s not go around saying things we can’t take back. They’re certainly homerrific, but they’re not AA-quality broadcasters.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no???

 their idiot color guy was going on and on about the giants starters having 18 games allowing 3 runs or less…and how no one had done that since the chisox of 1917….he thought that meant for an entire season….that is just stupid

and i cannot stand when the pbp guy refuses to call a dinger for the opposing team…

listen to miller….you know what is going on at all times

only good thing about colorado is south park…and my first gf…she had nice boobs

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d at the writing style of this post.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s kind of like the lowercase version of bondslegend

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL IRL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! true

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But so much less rage as a result.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. That Tulowitski fellow sure is a fine ballplayer. Real Hero. He’s the golden angel boy that saved all the little christian boys focusing on their family. Ready and Able. Tulowitski sure is able.

Remember that funny little impishing looking guy with the long hair who did this weirdmdance and threw sparkles up in the air and then you lost a baseball game? Well it turns out, he’s just the entertainment.

Sure, you looked good against our troubled troubador and his retinue of bearded ladies. Put them right in their place. Given gave us a good scare for awhile there.

Well, as it turns out, Matt Cain is an UNHOLY BEAST, fire and brimstone flying from his ears and nose. He keeps a SHOTGUN with his bats that he carved from the flesh of that weird tree-looking guy from Pan’s Labyrinth. He is a 6 chambered Raging Bull and he throws fastballs forged in the fires of hell that no humoridor can possibly contain. He is Mattew F.(ucking) CAIN, and he lives to face an able Golden Boy like you, little Troy.

By the way, you see that young fellow in the corner with the suit of armor on? He’s the only one that knows how to control Matt, and he’ll be conducting the ceremony. Oh, you didn’t know about the ceremony? Oops, silly me!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

humidor*

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty lame.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Tainted Love getting played for one of the Rockies – Spilborghs, I think. Seriously?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

Soft Cell, I assume, but the Gloria Jones original would be pretty boss.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft Cell

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I think I’d rather hear the Europe song. At least Final Countdown has some camp chops after Arrested Development.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought we were owed a game in Coors after that broken bat for a triple garbage last month…science is a bunch of bull.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Sep 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Last night was our karmic makeup.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, I"m worried about BarZit.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If they can avoid having to bring in ChRa early, I’ll be happy. That guy sucks.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was that, anyway?

Bochy is a mystery, truly.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have brought in RamRam.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pronounced this “She-Ra” in my head. And now the image—

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Princess of Power (sinkers)!

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

This makes our ace sound like a middle-of-the-road former reliever.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ArmBent

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AlEm

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of these awful nicknames

Maybe I should have stayed away.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually MikTim.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds terrible.

Try washing it?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

I first read this as Brazil.

And wondered about the USMNT.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. It might have had more to do with BustPose calling the game. Maybe BenMol shouldn’t have left.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say it’s all JerAff’s fault.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad he isn't a bit taller

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad he isn’t a baller

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll need to get some of those rings that the folks in the NatGeo mags wear.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poisonally I’m intrigued by penis gourds.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weird. I was just thinking about vagina squash.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually the full name of Squaw Valley. For advertising reasons, they cover the vag.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

That is weird.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s normal compared to ass badminton. Those people are freaks.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re confusing it with butt pong. The advanced version of beer pong.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to play butt pong, but my butt got sore and my mom bought us an Atari.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still play buttpong with an Atari, just use the joystick.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue that Sega print ad.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This can also be a reply to DrDC below.

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/backs away slowly

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does nibble leaves off of tall trees though.

by Natto on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah man

Bochy pulled him too early.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope JosGu doesn’t play tomorrow.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he's been swinging it well so I'm putting him out there he's been running better

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean JoGui

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOAGIE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMNOMNOMNOMCLANKNOMNOMNOM

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT DO THAT

I was just about to take a gulp of hot coffee! IRL!!! spit-take!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit to jctGamer for the JoGui meme.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? did he threaten to kill himself?

let him do it

fuck him and his 135 million dollar pos contract

he sucks

hope he steps in front of a cable car

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a bit much

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Cable cars are endangered species. Now a muni bus…ok.

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried about LiCum.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JaSan makes me nervous when he pitches.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, same with MadBum

wait…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO

You did it wrong!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I REALLY wanted to say madbum

But that would’ve been weak

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL soulbrother

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But sometimes I do miss BarBon

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m weak.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey soulbrother
Ain’t that Whistler’s Mother
On the radio
Stereo
The way you type
Ain’t fair ya know

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.Every time I hear that song I wish it was about me instead.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone dreams of Pat Monahan singing about them.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish CoRo could get to the same balls that AnTor does on defense.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AnTor demands a sacrifice. A virgin, perhaps. Thrown into a volcano.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via heli?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via hobbit.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frodo wasn’t a virgin and Sam knew precisely why.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a frobag. I mean what

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That other guy was a total BilBag.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The part where BilBag reaches out for ThRi still scares me.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

VirSac

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nite all

Go Giants! Win tomorrow, so today doesn’t matter at all

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll give them credit for one thing. Cargo’s catch on Posey was amazing. There was nobody out and it looked like the Giants were on their way to a ten run inning. That catch saved the game for them.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 25, 2010 9:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hoping for good things from AlSmi tomorrow. If he can get FraGo the rock early and find VerDa in the seam route, we’ll be fine. Because you know PaWill is locking that shit down.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully, JiRa will figure out his plays in time so that MiSing doesn’t look like a damn fool.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/3 timeouts in the first 5 minutes of the game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Da and Mi-I look good on that line, though. If ChiRa and JoSta develop, look out.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll quietly be rooting for the other team.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it on good confidence that PaWill is 100% for his team’s run defense.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it just comes down to whether or not MikIua, AntDav, and the rest of the line can open up holes and give AlSmi time. The only worry on defense is if JamCha gets into open space. DashGold and NatClem will keep MatCas from moving the chains.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad ToHal doesn’t like JamCha and gives ThoJo the ball 60% of the time. Also MaCass(hole) isn’t very good.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

JoVo4MVP!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BoPo has almost matched JaHey in production and has been here for less time so that’s working for him. I think the mvp goes to JoVo though.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JaiGar’s had an excellent rookie year too.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose you think this very funny. The Giants took nearly 10 years off my life tonight. I’m not so amused.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team needs MiCrab to step up and contribute.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a great sex joke in there somewhere, but I’m too busy reading through this thread to make it.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 25, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Pablo,

You did it. We’re proud of you, kid. Real proud. You stood up to their meanest guy and showed him what’s what. Sorry no one had your back, we huh, thought we saw Tim Lincecum. Then you made a slick play to end the 9th and give some other guys a shot. Sorry they already gave up. Sometimes thems just the breaks.

If I were king of the world, buddy, you’d get to start tomorrow.

Dear Juan –
Dammnit man, you promised me JAZZ!

Dear B-weez –
You might be a fucking mental assasin, but you’re still only human. Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the talk.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf walk the talk?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about ninjas?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t hear them walk the talk. And then your dead with a beard in your mouth.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a beard in you’re mouth?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it. We’re going live.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A TRAP

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am not.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beast
Andres Torres said he thinks he’ll be able to play tomorrow. Just felt scar tissue stretch, feels 100 percent now.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, when I feel scar tissue stretch, it’s usually because I’m getting one of those Art of Reflexology pummelings at Stonedtown.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound comforting. But I love Andres.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I hear scar tissue stretch, I think that Red Hot Chili Peppers needs to vamp while the roadies setup equipment. Then I remember it’s Andres Torres saying this and I freak out.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy wants to go out like roy hobbes

i do not want to see blood on his uni tomorrow

by bacci40 on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nails on a chalkboard.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a wonderful time at Babbo the other year … wait, this isn’t Michael Bauer’s blog?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take him in LF with WiMay in CF any day o the week.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, chill

Chelsea and Arsenal lost today. It’s not all bad

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the dullest teams in the league so far this season.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

not that i follow premiership, but because i like rooting for people called hotspur.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spurs lost too. To a team they should’ve handled, no less

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is a big Man City fan, I got “TEVEZ!!!” TEXTS AT 7AM.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to do that, but I didn’t feel like moving to find my phone on 5 hours of sleep.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Man City win was such an awesome game to watch.

At 4:45 in the morning.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being half English I really should care more about soccer

but I’m too Amercanized

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being born Filipino I really should care only for the NBA

And be jovial and dancy. But I’m too elitist.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good on ya!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooooooo...

What do you think our chances are of making the playoffs?

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 25, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If we beat Sand Diego, we'll probably make it.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell can’t I type a sentence without a typo?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego is sandy.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably 65%

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how they do in their last six home games — as we’ve all felt for a good long while now.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be great if the Giants and Rockies could just form a super team? We’d be so good.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Jetsons meets the Flintstones territory.

Or pairing Knight Rider and Airwolf.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t mix that much class from Colorado with the classless San Francisco.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would form a bunch of uneducated scholars.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A soviet!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wins a fight mullet or black wig

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the one.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drugged hobbitts?

That’s just wrong.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are shitting on a field of victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do THEY have to be in this fantasy?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bats him clean up for the slumping posey and has whiteside catch and hit 2nd for speed

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, can’t we have Jim Tracy instea…

Hmm.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Integrity personified.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Tracy over Bochy any day of the week and twice on Saturday.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selection bias

If Tracy was our manager, we’d hate him just as much as we hate Bochy, and right-quick.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT INTEGRITY

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I haven’t seen too many of his games, but KLaw constantly rips him on Twitter

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I haven’t seen many of his games, but KLaw constantly rips him (on twitter)

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just wanted to mix it up a bit didn’t you?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the third version.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah that posted twice

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you changed the sentence

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hit cancel then I typed it again

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just wanted to act cool.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 26, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yellowstone.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitter’s park compared to ATT omg

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a moment I thought you said Jellystone.

I was going to ask who’s gonna bring the pic-a-nic baskets with Molina gone to Texas.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be cake. And Hot Pockets. And Pandas.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is everyone’s undersized sidekick.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what triggers the… SUPERVOLCANO!! Only on the Discovery Channel!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to do this all the time as a kid.

1. RF Rickey Henderson
2. CF Brett Butler
3. 1B Will Clark
4. LF Kevin Mitchell
5. DH Jose Canseco
6. 3B Mark McGwire (Hey, I was 12 in 1989; let a kid dream.)
7. 2B Robbie Thompson
8. CA Terry Steinbach
9. SS Jose Uribe

by Dan from NM on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd place at best.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed most of the game

I was checking the score here and there. Were there many questionable managerial decisions?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

A few

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever Bochy walked to the mound.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yanked Zito too soon, put in a crap reliever

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mind yanking BarZit but putting in ChRa instead of someone like RamRam was dumb.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is everyone writing in Variety headline format tonight?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spice up their lives.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/backs away slowly

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo Boffo in Rox Rock of Gints

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually much, much better than what MLB.com came up with.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice, 6th Day. U Rock.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

BruBo was stupid as ever.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BruBo the Giant Headed Wizard

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can start with Why is Guillen.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribeyes, Great Arm, Etc

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought he handled the eighth well. The loss deserves to be Wilson’s, frankly.

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t have come out to pitch in the 10th

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

We were screwed by then. Who gets CarGO and TroTu out? Mota?

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

You mean GuMo?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was over before that.really and plus BruBo pretty much made it that BriWi would not pitch tomorrow.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A smidge.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm back.

I see my telescopic observations of Jupiter helped nothing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Jupiter
Are you green
Are you blue

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to look at Jupiter on Monday during my Astronomy class. Kind of excited.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gorgeous. I’d never seen it through a telescope, and it really blew my mind. You can quite clearly see the Galilean satellites, too. That’s awesome.

I wish I could marry science.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit now I want a telescope. Reflector or refractor?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reflector. My parents got it for me a year or two ago. But I live in a city and I go to bed at nine, so I have few opportunities to use it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the raindrops that curtailed observations as a storm moved in.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was a shitty day for teams I like.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to believe that this is the last time I’ll ever see Kevin Riley play football again, but I know it’s not true.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

At least Stanford won.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI DAVE!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any team that beats Notre Dame is OK with me.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona beat Cal the same score as CO beat the Giants

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the 49ers lose tomorrow...

…this could be one of the worst Bay Area sports weekend ever.

by BeatLA55 on Sep 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they lose

how about 10-9?

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The score will be around there probably.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update

It’s 11pm on Saturday night and Mike Singletary has already called two of his three first-half timeouts.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 25, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna' talk about that anymore!

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 26, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Texas

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like Texas football

but I like UCLA too, so I wasn’t crushed

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best free entertainment

Has to be PR. They’re still complaining about our lack of class. I’ve almost enjoyed reading the comments their the past day more than here at McC.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You should hear the radio announce in Denver man.

The guy straight up whines when things don’t go the rockies’ way. Said MLB should check Torres’ bat.

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to go to Good Vibrations, for reals, man.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

woulda been good

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Zito Stat

I want to know how the “Record when Zito gets four runs of support” stat counts this game. Because if he doesn’t get tagged with a loss because he wasn’t the pitcher of record, then he blew a 4-2 lead and suffers no damage in this stat.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I looked this stat up with all the other Giants starters, expecting to find that every freaking pitcher did just as well with four run. Wasn’t so. Lincecum was already past Zito’s loss total with half the starts, and the other starters were worse. Shut me up a little.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a nice cherry picked stat.

by speckops on Sep 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So in your version

You went with W-L’s credited and ignored No Decisions?

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Just like the original stupid stat.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 25, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

It’s a weird stat. Zito was more electric with the A’s. They also had playoff teams, Giambi’s Tejada’s in their primes and some awesome closers. So, tell me how often the A’s in the early 00’s won with 4 runs, period.

Second, Zito got zilch to barley any run support when he came over. The expression Cain’d could go to him also. Zito had to deal with the expectations for 18 mil a year he should win 20 a year with 1 run of support a game. Yea he suffered from that pressure, but he came back. He is mentally as strong as anyone. I would love to see number of starts Zito got 4 runs support as a Giant period!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

If there was one of these games we were going to lose, it was the Zito one.

Cody Ross, I feel bad for you – you almost had a cool redemption story tonight.

Otherwise, I feel good about our chances with Matt out there.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be saying my prayers tonight to Matt Cain.
gnight!

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by mhad on Sep 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait ’till next year!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

owch

poor Baron

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THE BAY AREA STUFF?

THE ONLY IMPORTANT GAME IN SPORTS IS ON ESPN TOMORROW NIGHT…RED SOX-YANKEES!!!!!

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That game sucked

Crappy ump, 50,000 fans, Coors field voodoo majick, and about 100 amazing AB’s in a row by the Rocks. After the 6th inning, they beat the shit out of us. What are you going to do? Lets get tomorrow and forget about it.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FOOTBALL

LET PLAY FOOTBALL

SAY FOOTBALL AGAIN

FOOTBALL

by BeatLA55 on Sep 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Please lose Oregon.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Bob Davie?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Rockies turn off the humador?

Seems suspicious that there was an old school Coors Field game the day the Giants complained.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The more plausible explanation is that Zito was pitching.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump sucked

None of the relievers could get a good strike zone. They had to come in and the Rocks put on good swings. Giambi’s AB was ridiculous too. Tip your cap and make them do that again, they don’t have 2 in a row like that.

Oh yea, and CAIN!!!!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at the pitch chart above

It looked like the umpire was bad for both sides.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was, but BaZi suffers disproportionately from having to throw over the fat part of the plate.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

My POV

You can’t let Tulo beat you. Wilson gave him 2 fat pitches in crucial situations. Can’t do it. Even if you have to walk him.

Wilson is the man though so can’t get down on him.

Oh well.

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Wilson has also thrown nothing but 97 mph on the black all season. I don’t think he wanted 3 inches of plate on that double. We had our best vs their best, you just tip your cap.

Considering Wilson’s performance all year, I still like that matchup. Even with Tulo September magic. Anyone else on the entire staff, yea I agree. Dont give that guy dookie to hit.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I only heard parts of the game on the radio...

but driving home tonight Marty Lurie and Mychal Urban were discussing Freddy Sanchez’ shoulder and how he’s getting it checked out tomorrow? What happened?

Also, I’ve complained a few times this season about Bochy overusing BWeezy, and bringing him out for a third straight inning tonight is Exhibit A. It means you can’t use him tomorrow, and it was dumb, since Ramon Ramirez was ready.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 25, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad we missed this one. We were at the Mountain Lions game. That was “interesting” Mr. Merope kept checking the score on his phone, till the battery went dead. I think it was 9-9 in the 10th at that point. Wasn’t surprised to hear that they had coughed one up.

I hope Andres is alright.

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by Merope on Sep 25, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow… from Baggs

…the Giants have discussed moving up Tim Lincecum to pitch on regular rest Wednesday against the Arizona Diamondbacks, potentially allowing him to throw on three days of rest in the Oct. 3 season finale against the San Diego Padres.

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by Merope on Sep 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s also been discussed that he will bat clean up and save Darfur

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 25, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, that wasn’t in the article!!!

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by Merope on Sep 25, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it....

WASN’T IT

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 25, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah, today sucked, I’m going to bed before it’s tomorrow!

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by Merope on Sep 25, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also in the article:
Tomorrow never dies

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a really terrible idea

Timmy pitches better on more rest, not less. And you’d burn him the first one or two games of the NLDS if you start him next Sunday.

Why not take the suggestion of Marty Lurie (from last night) and start Zito on regular rest against the D-backs Thursday, then let Timmy start Friday against the Padres on six days rest? You’ve just lined up Timmy, Cain and Dirty for the most important series of the season; if you can’t beat the Padres at home with those three starters, you don’t deserve to make the playoffs.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Which, as constant readers know, is unusual for me.

Lots of stuff, but, to me, still a characteristic Bochy game: no-fault managing = scared managing = horseshit managing. I’m not going to run through it all, you all saw it. Cody Ross is supposed to be a competent outfielder, but you’d never know it from tonight. Jose Guillen is supposed to be a pretty bad fielder, and you’d know it from tonight. Umpires are supposed to call balls in the strike zone “strikes” and balls outside it “balls”, but you’d never know it from tonight. Closers are not supposed to be asked to pitch like long men, but you’d never know it from tonight. And, as the King of Siam allegedly would say, “et cetera, et cetera, et cetera”.

Bochy was hired by Sabean. Thus,

Sabean delenda est!

And good night to all, or at least the best night you can manage. . . .

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

your post made feel alot better about this team :)

by Arrieta828 on Sep 26, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not drubbed by this loss. This game amused me more than any yet this year, and it likely will remain the most memorable. What might a real fan dislike in this game? Sure, umpires missed calls. Sure, outfielders fucked up. Sure, a slam dunk closer gave up winning runs.

My amusement matters more. I hope these Purple People Rowers enjoy their moment. Two in the morning has recently struck, and the PPR moment will last only another turn of the clock. At that time, San Diego returns to 2nd place and Colorado hopes die.

 I’ve recently awakened (after a nap), and I’m practicing Monday’s assignment for my seniors: Write ten consecutive sentences without using any form of “to be” as a linking verb.

This task challenges the writer. A lot. Can you do it? The previous sentences don’t all please me, but they don’t all say “This=That” either.

And that’s good.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d. Well, rec’d in spirit; I’m on my iPhone.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Sep 26, 2010 3:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My friend just got 90,000 on robot unicorn

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 25, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

My high is like 56

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 26, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see the game, but I kept checking my phone

Sucks that 3 runs or less streak is broken. Hopefully we can take 2 out 3.

In Matt Cain, I Trust

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 26, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

UCLA football was the only good thing to happen in sports today. Good for them. Bad for me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Notre Dame losing was pretty great

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by jponry on Sep 26, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford vs. Oregon next week will be big.

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 26, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can always live with Notre Dame losing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ir looks like the sun came out today. The Giants will be fine.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 26, 2010 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 26, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I could've sworn I saw Felipe Alou heading to the mound a couple of times last night.

WTF is up with this “1 batter” shit? It’s like Bochy has pre-established decisions that he’ll follow regardless of changing game situations.

It’s mindless. And infuriating. And exhausting.

Even Jim Brower is pissed.

by younghutch on Sep 26, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else getting sick and tired of having to sign in to SBN every freaking time they log on? Hellllllooooooooooo SBN braaaaaaaasssssssss….. buggy-wuggy-boo-boo in the new interface…..

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not just me?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 26, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I have the same problem.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually three extra clicks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a drop down menu dealie that doesn’t stay dropped down.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone just hear Marty Lurie on KNBR?

I guess last night he was arguing that Affeldt shouldn’t have faced Fowler because Fowler is better from the right side. Just now, a caller called-in and said the stats are identical. Marty says, “Scott I love you, but believe me you’re wrong, I’ve watched him play and he’s much better from the right side.” Then Marty says that Fowler is a platoon player.

Except the platoon involves starting against righties and hitting from the left side.

Honestly, what kind of qualifications do you need to be on the radio?

by giants92388 on Sep 26, 2010 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

hell he kept going on and on last night about how GREAT Zito had pitched.

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by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not That Wrong

Fowler is almost .90 points of OPS higher over his career vs left-handers, so Marty’s accurate on that point. This season’s been odd – he’s getting on-base more vs. lefties but hitting for more power versus righties. However, he is not a classic definition of a platoon hitter: he has started in 124 games this year, 74 vs righties, 50 vs lefties. Marty does what a lot of guys do – he bases his opinions on impressions, which used to work more effectively before we had the ability to analyze players week to week, month to month.

Say what you will about Marty, but he loves the game, the history and has a great enthusiasm that other personalities cough Greg Papa*cough* don’t have. I’ll take that any day of the week over the alternative.

Zito didn’t pitch well, though; however, he’s a fly-ball pitcher and the pop-ups that went out for homers were an obvious indicator that he was ill-matched for the environment last night.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT - I'm gonna do this today

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Ross CF
F Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Guillen RF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Cain SP

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Rockies

Young 2B,
Herrera 3B,
Gonzalez CF,
Tulowitzki SS,
Giambi 1B,
Spilborghs RF,
Payton LF,
Olivo C,
De La Rosa P

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

the outfield of doom, pt 2.

I hope Cain came with his swing through stuff.

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by jctGamer on Sep 26, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Torres? WHHHYYYYYY

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 26, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs warned
Center fielder Andres Torres felt stretching of the scar tissue on his left side from his Sept. 12 appendectomy while making a terrific catch in the fourth inning. He was removed as a precaution, but said he felt fine after the game and expected to be available.

I’m not sure he’ll be in the lineup against lefty Jorge De La Rosa, though. Remember, Torres wasn’t able to take nearly as much BP from the right side in the past few days because he still felt some pain when he tried. Also, he’s hitting .225 right-handed, and before the appendectomy, he’d already been used in a quasi-platoon. So anyway, don’t panic if you don’t see him in there.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll panic

if I damn well feel like it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 26, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

caveat
extrabaggs
  
Freddy Sanchez will test shoulder in BP. Lineup might change. Also, Bochy says Torres a little sore, available for late-inning defense.

by GiantPain on Sep 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

CoRo
FreSa
AuHu
BuPo
PaBu
JoGui
JUri
PaSa
MaCa

by Every6thDay on Sep 26, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

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"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 26, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh…. How ’bout we get Meg Whitman the hell off my radio?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 26, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

To quote ’crash:
SPIT THOSE MARBLES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE RECORDING YOUR RADIO AD MEG WHITMAN

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 26, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until this election is over – since I rarely watch TV news, I’ll be able to avoid her, regardless of the outcome. You’ve gotta have a negative personality to make old gruff bald Jerry Brown look appealing

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 26, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

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