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Tim Lincecum spends at least 90% of his time on the mound thinking about his plans to smirch the good name of the entire Rockies organization

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That swing by Guillen was atrocious

And with his defense – you think BORK could pull him now?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Love at first site. Ssszzzz.

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should

But he won’t show up a veteran. The best we can hope for is a double switch with him when Zito gets pulled.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost positive we’re worse with Jose Guillen

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that too for a while.

I think we’d be the same though.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least guillen has a decent average

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

same defense and sabeans eyes of REEBES!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

for guillen not panda . panda sucks at ribs

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think half of us could run to 1st base faster than him.

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But RIBEYES!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

umh i wonder whos faster, the panda or senor guillen?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other half can walk faster to 1b

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost?

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS EITHER GUILLEN OR SANDOVAL?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE NOT WORTHY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies are a classy organization

For me to poop on.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if the Giants discovered God, they’d alienate their gay and bitch-riddled fanbase. So, in other words. Ain’t gonna happen. It’d be WEAPONS GRADE STUPID Y’ALL. WEAPONS. GRADE.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shutdown time Zeets!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

that ball was 5’ outside, no joke

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Apodacadectomy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing as how poorly Guillen is doing at the plate, I’d say put Nate in RF for the rest of the game.

Go Barry, hold the lead this time!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

well, if Guillen is 10’ from it when it lands, its not unreasonable to believe Nate would have tracked it down.

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

Guillen will hit a multi run homer tonight

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

With a rocket up his ass.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t even…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I will!

…jk…

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if he borrows FBAL’s Jetpack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know for sure

But I’ve seen home run trots faster than Guillen’s attempt to catch it.

It was a tough location, but it hung up a looong time.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip just said yes on the radio

someone with a little more speed probably gets to that ball

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/quote fail

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention Guillen didn’t even field it cleanly, allowing Tulo enough time to score

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I think he said something to that effect too.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so wouldn’t one get an error for that? or does bork have friends in the scoring room?

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…Do you think the streak of games w/ 3ER or less allowed will end tonight? _______________

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

no reason to talk about it even if you do

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

most definitely

It is a very live yard tonight

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

I think we got some errors in us!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Guillen

I don’t care who that annoys. I hate him.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Try this, I tried it tonight and it worked for me!

I will not become emotionally invested in the Giants,
I will not become emotionally invested in the Giants,
I will not become emotionally invested in the Giants.

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't work

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not become financially invested in the Giants?

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have to have a mantra for me to be able to do that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are using a TV to watch or a radio to listen you are investing

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I do “ear-muffs” during commercials?

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, the ratings...

Plus even if you accidentally catch a commercial for McDonalds fries flashing for a second, you know you’re going to end up wanting some.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 25, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this classless, godless, bitchy, home-run hitting, winning team. And that stupid 2-time Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum. What a bunch of clints.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Godless? Bringing religion into this?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s a sarcastic joke about the presumed makeup of the community.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just expecting a witty comeback.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got nothin’.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay, always next time.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll read my comment “as is” and like it!

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take that comment “as is” and LIKE IT.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes ma'am

/kneels

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Community Standards!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is sarcasm

because Rockies fans don’t know how to capitalize proper nouns.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only from a McCoven — LOL

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plainly, sir, I have no class.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Clark W. Griswold rant from Christmas Vacation when he is upset about his Jelly of the Month x-mas bonus.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the best monologues I’ve ever heard.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Uribe would have been embarrassed by that swing.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe would have swung on it as well

but at least he would have gotten his money’s worth

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving away a Jeepney is a little racist yeah?

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m Filipino and I don’t find it racist.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the equivalent of giving away a muni bus

at a San Francisco heritage night. If there were such a thing

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a Rickshaw on Japanese heritage night

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d probably accept the bus. I mean, you’d never have to worry about grocery-bag space again.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sell model Jeepneys in the Philippines. It’s like a tourist shop in San Francisco selling a model of the Golden Gate Bridge. It’s something the place identifies with.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filipino ka din?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope poker player sa San Francisco

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I see.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's racist about it?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, no

The jeepney is part of the essence of the Philippines.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call me uninformed then

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably the uninformed one, because I didn’t know what it was until just now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wouldn't want my heratige to be represented by a bus

If you’re proud you’re proud. I’m very proud my country is known for alcohol

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that could be anywhere not in the Middle East.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sorta, I should have said consumption of alcohol in mass quantities. An old saying

An Irishman is never too drunk so long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I really had no idea that it was Ireland.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

'tis okay

Everyone’s uninformed about something

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work in serramonte you'd think I'd know more about the culture.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I married a pilipina, so I would be a bad person if I didn't know this stuff

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not only is she a pilipina, but she was born in the Philippines. So she’s an actual filipino; not just an American with filipino heritage.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love a girl with that background.

I asked her stuff, but she was pretty sheltered and she always seemed to forget stuff and she didn’t like small talk so it was kinda hard to learn about the Philippines.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No small talk?

So she was an action girl?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised this comment came from you?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you don’t like surprises.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I planned my own surprise party once.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it was a buzzkill.

Was there cake?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking, lol.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve taken control over my own birthday party before to make it didn’t get screwed up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve had a birthday party since elementary school. It’s usually always a birthday dinner with family.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just drink toxic substances and forget it was my birthday.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one way to go.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

By go do you mean dying? Because that’s very cynical of you.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you always assume I’m so cynical? Is it because I go to a school full of women?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go a school of wimmins? Interesting.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunch o’ feminists and activists. All that good stuff.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I supposed to stereotype you as all the same of all the wimmins there at wimminsville?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

Seriously, though, this school’s really diverse.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re diverse?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me? Mine’s weeklong self-aggrandizing event. You’re all invited to Brand-O-Palooza XXVI next year.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, my family’s low key when it comes to birthdays, except this year, we’re going to a Giants game.

And Brand-O-Palooza XXVI sounds like loads of fun!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of that show on MTV a few years ago

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t that bad.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you only invite yourself?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was a family-and-friends thing. It was a Giants theme, though. I picked it 13 months beforehand.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds fun.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was shocked.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just a big tease sadly.

I shouldn’t talk about her.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the WORST.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really sucked.

Broke my heart…LOL

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken hearts suck. Damn wimmins!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I LOLing?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause I’m a wimmin?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably broke his heart.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not possible.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then you definitely made him cry.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Men don't cry...

we weep!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think it's because...

I LOVE TORTURE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fracon’s life: TORTURE?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, just baseball and ladies.

That’s where the money lies.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add Giants!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Giants wimmins!

Wait…

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you trying to imply, DC?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t imply.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you trying to say, DC?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something ground-breaking.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say something that literally breaks the ground, then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS THE EARTH CAVING IN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me repeat myself.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Giants” Women have real big hearts!

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD CARGO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

humidor strike zone

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hadn't earned it yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH, HOW'S THAT YOU STUPID MULLETHEAD?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Right after Pat caught it, did he say Two Away or Tuloway?

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MORA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This strike zone is too inconsistent

by monsterlxe on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When the Giants come to town... It's Bye Bye

(Rockies postseason hopes) BABY!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Great inning

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Find your groove, Barry

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lets score more pleaze

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT CARE I AM TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT STRIKEOUTS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

GO GIANTS!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

on second thought, how much Giants crap do I have to wear to make Uribe take the first pitch?

by sbrody on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something was bugging me about PR's outrage over the humidor

I couldn’t quite put a finger on it until just now. I don’t know if the Rockies are cheating with the humidor. There isn’t a lot of evidence but it’s reasonable to have some oversight and blah blah blah (as has been mentioned ad nauseum)

But it was the total outrage over the accusations and the fact that there will be oversight that didn’t sit well for me, for more than just the obvious reason.

And the reason is…Dinger. Dinger’s antics behind home plate are proof positive that the Rockies organization is not above questionable tactics that are beyond the playing field. To make the leap from there to cheating with the humidor isn’t warranted without proof. But the outrage, as if the Rockies organization is filled with upstanding saints who are beyond any reproof, just rubbed me the wrong way.

I know this is way long and not in the spirit of a gameday thread, but it just occurred to me and I wanted to get it off my chest (TWSS).

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of them seem kind of invested in the idea that their team is the “good guys” and that they never do anything wrong, so I guess I get it.

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinger's bullshit right behind home plate

is poor sportsmanship pure and simple.

Most organized baseball and softball have rules protecting pitchers from nonsense from the fans and the other team. Even if his antics are not considered distracting enough for MLB to do something about it, it shows poor sportsmanship and the Rockies organization should be ashamed of itself.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

a week or two ago, Zito was interviewed, said something about being able to tell non-huimdor balls because the humidor balls are cooler to the touch. Said he would get 3 or 4 per game….

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BIPOLAR ZITO!!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mayes and Alou?

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Mayes?

nice spelling

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the trivia question?

I’m guessing Mays and Irvin. Although I should know this cos I just read the 54 chapter of the Mays bio..

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing were facing a suckage tulo rite now guys.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Or good thing we have our staff

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea but tulo would of murder zito rite now if he was on a hot streak rite now.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Zito

He is an awesome character, never has quit, and gives 110%. If someone gave me 2 times the money I’m worth i’d take it too. Not his fault. He is awesome.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I wrote a gushy “letter” to him back on Valentine’s Day that essentially made the same points.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he's a niceish guy.

I don’t hate him.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Young Juan

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Skinny Juan

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still LOLing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA SKINNY URIBE

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip said that one was fisted

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT FRISBEE

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonteyes

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein’d!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is so awesome.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder when was the last time Zeets tipped 90mph?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Friday night in his SUV?

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Barry

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Gorgeous bunt

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BunTerrific

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Take note Sanchez.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Love Torres' approach against Hammel

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Andres

we need you little buddy

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking Gilligan

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 60s reference

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One question best defines a man

Ginger or Mary Ann (or the professor)?

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The professor, hands down.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thalia Meninger

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PROFESSOR *____*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Professor.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

hard to resist a man who can make a radio out of coconuts

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

my Dad calls 2nd base adjusting the radio station.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Skipper

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a lot of booze for that.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynard G Krebs

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he Andres or Gilligan?

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when the announcers are like “OMG PITCHING AROUND HIM!” when a guy goes to 3-0 and then they end up throwing two straight strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fleeming should of been the broadcaster today

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-optimal outcome, but they’re working Hammel still.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit… why don’t we give torres the green light on 3-0?

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That fastball wasn’t right down the middle. Even if he wanted to swing at it, he probably wouldn’t have been able to square it up.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may have had for all we know

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, Bochy has a hard time saying batting in the “8th hole” — I don’t know if it’s all the chewing tee-back-oh or what, but it doesn’t come out like he want it to sound.

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot no doubt. Why? Because he’s not Eckstein.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Eckstein poking eyes, groin punches, pulling hair…

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein wins on points.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot. He’s scrappy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot’s beard

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love our beards!

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snap it, Barry

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton is confused by curveballs

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
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by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They're not straight enough for him.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the sig

I love watching that.

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by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It's a nice sig.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has been awesome

Hope we keep him!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

how funny was watching them talk about Burrell and he checks his fly

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should Guillen have gotten to that one?

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

no, a bloop is just a bloop

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m watching on TV and being an ass

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting we have the lead

doesn’t feel like it

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!!!!

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES FUCKING TORRES

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG TORRES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THE TOWER!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

TORRES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is amazing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR UZR

by geef on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA ANDRES!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres is so damn awesome.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely handled, Torres.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucking scared me.

by pwoper on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!holy crap

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subtract to add

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appendix= Dead Weight

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Rowand = Appendix?

by Bochean on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if it’s transitive

by Snof on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really made me laugh

/rec’d

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No folks, Guillen could not have caught that one.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

 How we’ve miss ye, Andres.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FEWWWW FUCKIN JUICED BALLS MAN!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Appendectorres!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Looked like he winced on that throw…hope he’s ok.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s probably still got a little pain when he has to run like that and twist his body.

he hit a HR, so that removes any doubt from my mind that he’s not okay.

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do, Andres. That’ll do.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Crowd thought it was gone

Did not look great off the bat. Good snag Torress!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Get more runs this inning, Sanchez Huff Buster!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

S

T
F
D

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres… what do you say about this guy? that little dude RUNS EM DOWN

Favorite Giant, hands down.

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I proposed to the man. Clearly, he’s got some kind of hold on me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a recurring theme in this thread.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, Torres love?

or TheLetter’s love for all Giants

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re making TheLetter sound promiscuous. It’s not ALL Giants.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I got in trouble for calling Fontenot ugly once.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never forgive you...jk

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a cheap shot, and I shouldn’t have called him ugly. Not that I don’t believe it, it’s just not nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too scrappy for you!

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey guys

I think I blacked out from the last ball that Torres caught at the wall.

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!!!!

Boise St. home games in HD are breathtaking!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 25, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

College football bores me

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by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

College anything bores me.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow someone finally agrees that college spots is boring

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go along with the football part for sure.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well not the classes, I love my classes.

I never watched college baseball much but when I have it was almost always a blowout. Not enough even competition.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i hate the fact theres no playoffs in college.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, I didn't mind the woman's softball thingeh.

There was this team with this lady, Kim Yee I think her name was. She was like the Bonds of softball last season, and, the team still lost. Sound familiar?

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt she try for the majors i think this year?

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she?

I know a woman from Japan did; a knuckleballer.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eri Yoshida!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh nevermind i got confuse.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooftball is pretty cool though.

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna play sometime, maybe get a team together.

I’d play 2B.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And maybe some relief pitching.

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call right field.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it!

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is college baseball big on TV in your area?

I wish they showed more of it out here, TBH.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They show it quite a bit here in the South.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN used to show games once in a while, but they were mostly BIG-10 or 12 games. Not much in the way of PAC-10, though.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree actually

Eastern Sports Programming Network FLOODS their coverage with college sports.

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by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

College doesn’t bore me.

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blue turf is bluer!

The SJSU marching band is doing epic movies for our field show at the BSU game in October. Music from Gladiator, Ben Hur, etc. At least the show will be awesome. The football game will be a bloodbath.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THat was hit well

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Fred,

Please be Sanchez not McGriff.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said this at the bar last night:

Reports of Burrell being a clank-mitt were grossly exagerrated.

I might not have a lot of range, but he gets to balls and catches ’em

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I=he

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does ok catching balls that he can get to, but he isn’t good at judging and cutting off grounders or even judging balls along the left field walls or corners.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What's Herrera staring at?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo's sweet ass

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo’s flowing locks

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUFF and BEAT in the same sentence.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beats the shift outta me

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Alphonse/Gaston

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by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Shape-shifter-shift-beater

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

That was an amazing play

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Did that just really happen?

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is slooooooow

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was a very nice play

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was amazing defense

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by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch! Tulowitzki says ALL YOUR BALLS BELONG TO ME.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an AWESOME play by Tulo

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT!!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

RUNS!

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

whoopsies

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SPILBORGHS!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

THOSE JUICED BALLS REALLY CARRY GOOD

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RYAN SPILBORGHS

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

 “Jose” Spilborgs

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by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Dinger

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol spillbourghs! guillen fail!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLorado

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Ryan Zeusborghs misplayed that. Now the Giants need to get out of his slam range.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I predict another ugly strikeout…please pull this clown

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Spilly

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

110-6

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is wherever SNB is
Flem is in Indiana
They didn’t want to subject radio listeners to the pain of a Papa/Snow matchup

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

has Papa ever done the radio bit? Doesn’t seem like he could be descriptive enough to do it.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does radio when the raiders

Are blacked out or on FOX

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can’t have nice things

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest I don’t find him that bad. Maybe because I’m a Raider fan.

by monsterlxe on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

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Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Guillen

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

His leg is hurting and Bochy told him to "suck it up"

something got lost in the translation

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson: Bochy needs to take the chew out of his mouth when he talks.

by millennial on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1,000,000,0000 and 3

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW GUILLEN OUT OF THE GAME UMP!

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by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

what a bum

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO WAY JOSE

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLEN IS NEW PANDA NOW!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's not a strike

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen is Molina in right field

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen is fucking pathetic tonight. Well, more pathetic than usual.

Put in Nate, protect the lead.

109? 110!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s as bad as gonzalez’s strikeout. Makeup K.

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea where the strike zone is

So I have something in common with Wally Bell.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

Can you fax a copy of that to Wally? The sooner the better.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my wishes for today

I would like to see the Giants avoid that incident when, with less than 2 outs, those two things happen on a single ball put in play.

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by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO.
hankschulman
  
Torres is out. He might have aggravated his injury on that long run and/or throw back to the infield.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

o noes torres out

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to keep the streak alive Zito!

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres out of the game? D:

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

If so, DDD8>

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it looks like I was right about him wincing on that throw

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres out and Guillen still in is the definition of D:

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jay Payton, seriously?

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

>:|

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hated him in 2000 on the ny mess

by andy25 on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU JAY PAYTON

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GUILLEN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

And there it is

Jay Payton hurting the Giants.

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Please put Nate in NOW!

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THAT

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to play defense Guillen

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

time to take Guillen out of the game.

FUCKING WORTHLESS

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jay Payton is still playing?

by monsterlxe on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the streak.

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

aiya

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol defense

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKTHISSHIT

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by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull him. Pull him now.

by geef on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning sucks ass.

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this is such a fucking joke

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres Makes that Catch

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6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Face———→palm

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the same ball Torres caught earlier

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck is this?

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not impressed with Ross’s defense. I think Scotty gets that as well as Torres.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance

Maybe Andres gets it, but that’s not an easy play.

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by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about Scott

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you want about his offense

but he gets good jumps on fly balls (even better than Torres).

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 7 year-old daughter is watching the game

All of a sudden she’s singing “Pitcher’s got a wedgie, pitcher’s got a wedgie”.

Maybe Zito will pitch better if he takes care of that…

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK BOCHY PULL TORRES???

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he might be hurt

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to torres?

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

take zito out of the game. hes starting to give up huge hits

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d get the pen warming up at least

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito :\

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Zeets hate us?

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mid AB pitching change!

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

Why didnt you have anyone ready?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, he wasn't that bad

The first two scored on a bloop hit. The ball is carrying like crazy tonight and Zito is a fly ball pitcher. The first triple should probably have been a double and the second should have been caught.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work Boch

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

Taking him out in the middle of the at bat.

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not opposed to skipping Zito's next start.

Really don’t want him to face the Padres.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

me neither. he’s just pathetic now

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

Get a new schtick.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito never should have pitched the 5th, not with the top of the lineup coming up

he fucking blew it, again

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we trust Ray to get Tulo to pop-up or strike out?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

well, confidence shattered

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not confident

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN ZITO
he pitches good when he doesn’t have run support at all
and when he does. HE FUCKIN SUCK ASS!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER WITNESS

TO A 126 MILLION DOLLAR MISTAKE

SICK OF IT

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously though, Jay Payton.

WTF

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Better or worse

than Gibbons?

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Payton and Guillen had a race round the basepaths...

…how many times would Payton cross home before Guillen got there the first time?

I say 3 at least.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

But the streak! :(

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping we'd extend it to my birthday 8(

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew the streak was goin to be broken by zito. I KNEW IT!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito was a major part of that streak, wasn't he?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you can check Zito's numbers during the streak

Or you can just hate for no reason.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not Casilla? we need a K

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO

NOT STARTING AGAINST THE PADRES,NO WAY

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

strikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopupstrikeoutpopup

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

u are not my favorite person right now bro

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo chased

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

But not that one

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish the Giants had scored more in the first

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Ray sucks

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What gave it away?

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

CUNTBAG

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

what I said!

Guillen has been well…Guillen.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this game

fuck you Guillen you worthless piece of shit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

who the fuck is this commentating

by JonDowd on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Closest thing to a cuss I've seen from you.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t swear here nearly as much as I do in person.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm swear here more I'd say.

Though, when I’m with my friends I go all out. I like your proper netiquette.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TULOFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking cheap home run.

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKY!! BORKY BORKY WHY? WHY WHY

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is just awful

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by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Zito get charged for that homer?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The first run

Not the second

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he started the AB, I think the first pitcher is responsible isn’t he?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not an expert so I will refrain from answering

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray

He isn’t really very good.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

3 triples and a HR? Seriously? WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO FUCK SOMETHING UP

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NOW

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito sez: "Geez, I coulda done this"

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My dad says things like that all the time when professional athletes mess up

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is unbelievable

by monsterlxe on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DODGER IN DISGUISE

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL what the actual fuck

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I may need to turn this off now.

by Snof on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck would you bring Chris Ray into a close game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

Ramirez or Casilla could have taken it and gone another inning, if that’s what he’s worried about.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK WHAT THE FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT ANOTHER TRIPLE

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Turns game off

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IN ROWAND AND NATE NOW

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross you useless PoS

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck Ross. Fucks up a tough play, then falls on his ass like that

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be a hit at the parties

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

IT DON’T EVEN WORK

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 25, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla was the better option. i have no idea why the fuck you bring Ray in right there

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll tell you why

BORKBORKBBORK

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by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I'd say these words

BRING IN CASILLA CUZ WE NEED SOME FUCKING K’S

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t hate the rockies. They’re not a good team. I hate Coors Field.

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And now Runzler? This is not the managing to win we’d been getting from Bochy of late. I wonder if he just chalked this one up as a loss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not concerned. With the way Coors is playing tonight, this was always going to be 12-11 type game, we’re half-way there through 5 and there are many twists and turns still left in this one.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I really, really wish the Giants had scored more in the first

Oh, and that Zito hadn’t started this game.
Oh, and that Guillen wasn’t on the team.
Oh, and that Torres didn’t leave the game.
Oh, and that Ray didn’t suck.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m taking my telescope out and try to observe Jupiter. Not a vote of confidence in the team, just…Jupiter, you know?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I won't blame you.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for Uranus tonight as well – my buddy saw it last night with binos; you can definitely see the blue.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it might be visible. I’ll try to check it out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol show up early and rub the balls up

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god I could not be any more bored of humidor discussion, shut the fuck up, Kuip and JT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the TV would be bad

So I switched to radio. And it was worse.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so this is why i hate this ballpark so much. just like good old days

by Arrieta828 on Sep 25, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler? what the fuck is he doing?

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool. Typical Coors Field inning.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Runzler?

by Snof on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A GREAT START

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

O m g L o L

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton is not that good of a hitter any more

So of course he has been walked and hit in this game.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

just setting up the double play

a yeeeeeeep

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that didn’t hit him

by kingofthacove on Sep 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please please double play

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

or a K

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 2?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHALLENGE:

Give at least one example of Cody Ross being an above average defensive player for the Giants this year.

Because I can think of at least 3-4 example of him failing ridiculously, just off the top of my head.

by apistat on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

you aren't very bright

dude has been an above average defender in the major leagues for 5 years

by tjb1187 on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT NOT TONIGHT AMIRITE?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't give a fuck what he did for a subpar Marlins team

He’s been absolutely dreadful in crunch time as a Giant

by giants92388 on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i'm sure the pressure

has terrified him. please. it’s been like 15 games

by tjb1187 on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and Huff and Burrell have been below average for 5 years

…but they’ve managed to play pretty well the season. I’m not talking about multi-season averages, I’m talking about how fucking god awful he’s been in in important games in a pennant race for the Giants.

by apistat on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean in the multitude of innings he's played?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He’s cost the Giants 2 games against the Rockies if they can’t come back here.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-4? That’s like NOT A LOT!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY ROSS HAS APPEARED IN 26 FUCKING GAMES FOR THE GIANTS

Holy shit this is stupid. He has an entire career’s worth of evidence that he is an above-average defender.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t shown that’s he’s deserved any more than that. In 26 games he’s been average at best.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol off the bench

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT IN CENTER FIELD WHEN ANDRES IS HURT?

HUH? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. YOU HAVE ROSS OR YOU HAVE ROWAND. PICK. DO IT.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax dude, I’m simply agreeing with a solid observation made by another poster. He hasn’t been good defensively since they picked him up. I hate Rowand and wish he would do the honorable thing and retire and therefore would never advocate he play over anyone. Ross should be out there, but he’s absolutely shitting the bed out there and it’s frustrating to watch.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes. Ross is my pick.

But I still think he’s been an absolute abortion out there.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I've heard the term used in that manner before

Feel free to keep on using it, I’ll feel free to find it disagreeable. Fair enough?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you describe what you saw last inning?

by helloooonoonan on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A clusterfuck

Or maybe a “Coors Field Special”

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Field.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we all agree that Cody Ross can’t catch flyballs hit by Carlos Gonzalez?

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your groundball

Get out of here

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure that ball hit Helton

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Todd Helton should be with the Yanks

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ‘em tomorrow. We’ve got to sacrifice Runzler tonight. Can’t burn a bullpen on this stupid game. Of course, WHO DID NOT SEE THIS FUCKING POETIC JUSTICE GAME COMING RIGHT AFTER THE HUMIDOR CHARGES?!?!

This is THE GIANTS! This is Dusty Baker stupidly giving Ortiz the game ball. Whatever the Giants do, good or bad, it always pumps up the other team,

Also, it doesn’t help that the Giants pitched like absolute crap tonight.

Yes, I am absolutely suggesting this game is unwinnable.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler is one of our better relievers.

?????

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read your post wrong.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout get ’em tonight?

1 run game

Giants have been swinging well tonight.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s to be expected, but the results have been good tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Guillen’d

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this inning sucks

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd w/e

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The umpire screwed up on that one big time. He can only award first if he sees it hit or brush the uni which he obviously did not. He “guessed” which an umpire should never do.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he abused him

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We will score more in this game, just need to stop giving up runs.

by Snof on Sep 25, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lawl

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler's dealing

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He really does have a butch lesbian haircut; I have a sister with the exact same ’do.

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by TMOX on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TULO

BAY AREA BALLER

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN HUMIDOR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line plz

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

8(

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning sucks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm suddenly very tired..

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We're gonna lose aren't we?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Still way too early to start worrying

This park is very live tonight, both teams will score more runs. I’m sure it will be like a 12-10 or 11-9 type final score.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS GUILLEN STILL DOING OUT THERE?

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

beat me to it

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing Ross is still doing in there.

Of course over his career he been above average so if we should leave him out there. At least Guillen was hustling to clean up Ross’s mess.

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice AB, he hit a pitch by Runzler.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops

should be “he hit a good pitch by Runzler”

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good night, sweet Giants

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

not yet. it’s the 5th

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Helton Jr.

Helton’s “HBP” reminds me of this guy!

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by TMOX on Sep 25, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Um…no Youtube links?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26axJdDKYWw

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by TMOX on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an awful inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally. Nice job Runzler. Fuck you Ray and Guillen and Zito and Bork.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning sucked

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, glad that is over.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ok we need to get our good bullpen people in

and we can score 3 runs here this place is live

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bout fucking time

Piece of shit, 3 triples wtf is that shit.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ridiculous.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Coors Field…. and a couple of clanks in the OF. Long way to go yet.

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a 6 pitch inning

by kingofthacove on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep the faith guys

We’re hitting. We’re down by two. Lot of innings left.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. I could see this being a 9-7 game or something.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

This game has an old school coors feel

by DFARowand on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this line.

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

56 years.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread soon please?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WEAR IT UUU

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, I thought he caught that at first.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY SINGLE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright!

I thought that was a double play at first

The baseball Satanist
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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fences!

Aim for them!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontegamer is becoming a favorite of mine.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s like the Good Eckstein. The Eckstein that the universe intended to actually happen.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE WE GO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LET TIM PINCH HIT

AND BUNT

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol live yard

but that works

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to win this inning.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/braces for squandered scoring opportunity

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

quiet, you

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUSH

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to back base hits, we SHOULD be able to score here

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it going, TI

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wow… TAKE PITCHES ishi

by kingofthacove on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That’s the pitch to swing at.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HAVE HIM BUNT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So much TWSS here

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t swing at that shit!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Awful swing.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t believe he saw a fastball.

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

good power to all fields…they say

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

singles!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ISH

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Octavio Dotel I see in the horizon

HOPE

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA!!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Our love is all of God's money.

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice read by Uribe on that ball

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER GIVE UP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT SHIP!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PADRE'D

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIPOWER!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bloop!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that the “Masse”?

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishipowerdisplay

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Set up for big inning!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a beautiful drop shot

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Ross, all may be forgiven.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a weird game

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit what happened to Torres?

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by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES IS UP

OH…………..

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Ross to make up for his defense.

by Snof on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

you know what'd be cool?

if amy g could get to fucking work and tell us what happened to Torres

by tjb1187 on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why hasn't AmyG found out what's up with torres?

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

She's busy.

/putting cool towel to Andres’ head.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a lead, then get to our 7-8-9 inning guys.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

er, after we get past the 6th

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel we are owed a bases clearing double here

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t bunt after 3 straight hits

by kingofthacove on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A

Mister Toddler says, go Giants.

I’ll be back in a bit. It would be cool if the Giants were ahead then.

What happened to Torres?

by wcw on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like bunting here. Why give away outs in a live Coors Field? Especially since Ross has some power

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear a few Giants fans!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stand in there and take one for the team!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr Rodgers is WILD

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HATERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY FUCK YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COORS

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMANDER CODY REDEMPTION!!!!

by thebighead on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fie on you doubters!!!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, we're even!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS

ROWAND FOR LESS!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS

HE’S A PRETTY COOL GUY.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CODYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ALL IS FORGIVEN

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS!!!!!

I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Papa: “Got jammed”

Awesome

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And that my friends is why he should never have been bunting — STUPID ASS BOCHY!

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

oh thank you. after the embarassing slip.

by dhp318 on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH THAT'S HOW WE MOTHAFLIPPIN DO

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

If they can pull Zito mid-batter, they should fire Papa mid-inning.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve always said Cody Ross was our best player.

by dmunk on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HE MADE IT UP LOL!

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

Certified McC lurker since 2006

by DividedByZero on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Evidently this is what “supervision” means.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB guy saying “Hey guys, what’s this knob do?”

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies: “Maybe the humidor shouldn’t have a Reverse setting.”

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re still using the humidor – just watching to make sure no non-humi balls get into the game.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION

taste its sweetness Cody!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

could be said about a lot of them

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you Greg Papa

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE HATERS

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS GO RIGHT TO HELL

CODY FUCKING ROSS

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WRECK’D

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said fucks and such

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADDENDUM

I ENJOY RESPECTFUL DISAGREEMENTS WITH THE CODY ROSS HATERS. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GO TO HELL.

THAT SAID: HAHAHA!

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no outs

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

IRL LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, and I helped 8)

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She says many things, doesn't she?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna hug everyone, where's Letter?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wild

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MR F!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, Giants bats

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This Rockies pitcher is a complete and total mess

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, boos

Music to my ears

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous

is the humidor broken?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

mole

iz a bad mofo

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

As horrible as the previous inning had been

This one has been just as satisfying. And still no outs!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

new member!!!!

ex yankee fan here, going to USF the past 2 years and living in SF has made me a giants fan so i think its time to get down on this blog (which seems to be the best giants blog). so i just wanna say hi to everyone!!!!! the giants have captured my heart these past few seasons!!

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the best Giants blog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I prefer 22Gigantes’

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY SIG!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alrite

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ex yankee fan here

I support your decision. WELCOME!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I congratulate whoever organized the intervention.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAT PICTURES WITH WORDS?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where you're coming from.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

welcome, and have some fun here!

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Certified McC lurker since 2006

by DividedByZero on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welkommen! Read Natto’s signature links, the FAQ’s kinda neat.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will unlock the secret of “109”.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a T-shirt

That says “Fucking Juiced Ball Bullshit”.
Stat!

by Your mother on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross evened his ledger

Now don’t screw it up on defense!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm, bird and magnets!

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good on you for being willing to own up to it.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the coors of old

MY MIND IS SPINNING!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Moskowitz!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mistress Moskowitz!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the ROX

forgot to take out the juice balls when the giants came up to bat.

SUCK IT ROX

by jchao204 on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

toadface

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs a subject line

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleh

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw
  
Someone in Denver is getting fired for giving the wrong baseballs to Esmil Rogers

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

DAMMIT!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

its worth a double post

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They gave him the “wild” baseballs

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has there been an update on Torres yet?

I’m stuck with the Rockies announcers.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LAW
keithlaw
  
Someone in Denver is getting fired for giving the wrong baseballs to Esmil Rogers

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Cody Ross with the bloop dinger!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a thing- oh wait, Coor's Field

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINK

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in Denver is getting fired for giving the wrong baseballs to Esmil Rogers

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's good too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we start a petition to remove baseball from Denver?

Move them to Portland or Vegas.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Best part about this game

From PR:

Dear Giants
Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?

Signed,
Rockies

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes it is.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoke too soon, did we?

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something my friend RT'd:
@mgshowtime Rockies left the juiced balls in without realizing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The humidor thing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey’s having an awesome game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

4 hits in six innings

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Posey's team lead?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minimum PA’s gives it to Huff.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets hope it keeps going through next week.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I just got back from walking my dog and eating dinner. It was 2-1…WHAT THIS GAME IS INSANE!

by Unitard on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T sometimes plays like this when the weather is very hot

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good baserunning by Sanchez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Es Gigantes beisbol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

padre’d

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this inning rocks

A bloop, a three run homer, an infield single?

Keep it up, Giants!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is exploding right now.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Papa said Ross got jammed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he did!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, late...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching the replay on my phone, I heard it as it happened (on radio)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah

You’re listening on the radio.

Never mind me and my snarkiness, then.

Although, I did mention it upthread.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

since he earlier made a HR call on a foul ball, I guess he’s got the correct number of HR calls.

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay dotel!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpires thirsty, asked ball boys for juice boxes

Ball boys misheard and we have gone back to vintage Coors Field.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

do tell

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

the Dodgers traded 2 good young players for him and then sent him to the Rockies a few weeks later for basically nothing.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies don’t have much of a bullpen and are burning it pretty damn fast right now

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

They have 2 guys and a half.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys want a new thread? Or wait until this inning is over?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wait

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread has magic.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 25, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE WAIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If bad things happen

We’ll blame you either way!

by snafu on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand...

Why should there be any causal relationship between the emergence of a new thread and the outcome of this…. WAIT PLEASE

by Your mother on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Posey ain’t ain’t having it, then what? Whaaaat?

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So we have to fend them off for 4 more innings. Fuck

by giant4life83 on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how the Dodgers gave up James McDonald for Octavio Dotel then just give him away. LOL DODGERS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, wasn't he like a top prospect of theirs not so long ago?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing beats carlos santana for CASEY FUCKING BLAKE

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, classic.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any news on Andres?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s in the dugout, and just ate a sandwich

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pastrami

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy is playing nurse

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes,yes,yes

hell yes

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Octavio

Badass name.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew someone with that name.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Conspiracy is meeting in the aisle behind home plate.

Atlas McDowell

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARGO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG, how many times is Buster going to get robbed?!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARGO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I’ll give him that one. That was pretty fucking amazing.

by apistat on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/tips cap

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit catch

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Play by the LF earlier was good too.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

great play

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrrrrr

Seriously, grrrrrr.

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by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit that was an amazing play that saved 2 runs

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Rockies have some amazing D tonight.

Good thing we’re executing PLAN DINGERZ.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We got to execute DINGER?

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you Gonzo

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/tips cap

CarGo and Tulo = no no

FUCK

by Every6thDay on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucker, amazing

Okay, change thread.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ONE major league catch!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing.

I fucking love this sport.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Buster's composure

He was pissed and then just smiled it off

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

need to drive him in now

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Pat

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, good job by him. He was scoring if he didn’t catch it even if he was standing on 2nd.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elevate one, Pat

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Gotta tip the cap—fucking great play.

Carry on, Giants offense.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Moved the runner over though. Why is Huff still on first?

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Runner on second tags, runner on first goes halfway

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by otis29 on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense, and there was no way that he anticipates Cargo making that catch. I think it was the Pabst talking there.

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by Buster-Jangle on Sep 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Rockies heard you

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit I still can't believe that catch by Cargo

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

that and the Tulo play

both were surreal.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP coming

/reverse jinx

by nofreetime on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

good one

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLROCKIES

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IANETTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA ROCKIES

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWWWWWWWWWW

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Win some and lose some

I’ll trade an infield popup HR for a great catch. Oh and fuck the A’s.

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUNS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

oopsie

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So

That’s twice now that the Rockies have had an amazing play followed immediately by a defensive miscue leading to a Giants run.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

both Posey as well

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do like, announcers and analysts and shit not look at "CarGo"s home/away splits?

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It comes up on occasion, but really, the guy is so fucking phenomenal at Coors that you can’t write him off.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda’s home/away splits are just as bad. The thing is, it happens.

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by DividedByZero on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splits can be deceiving; just use a park-adjusted stat instead. When you do, CarGo still rates really well.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gap is so huge that it’s probably a fluke

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.200 ops vs .780!!!!!

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a legit great catch. He got a terrific jump.

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always seems like the losing team makes the best looking plays.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that was legit as all hell, but everyone sucks his dick too much. but 1.200 ops home, .780 away!!

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he sucks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

just doesnt have THE GRIT AND HEART of eckstein

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

mole

bad mofo

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCTAVIO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lawl at premature "Gotta Feeling"

Going to be a good night

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark DeRosa (opening day left fielder) is going to be a really difficult trivia question 10 years from now

by snafu on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I won't forget

I spent a lot of time trying to convince people he wasn’t hurt by comparing his LD% to his career averages.

lol, me.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that on another site

I think it was affecting his other batted ball types more than anything (I remember a lot of pop-ups and weak fly balls).

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I know my argument was weak, but I wanted to believe.

by GiantPain on Sep 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

went to the same HS as de rosa, really wanted to see him succeed :(

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol isnt he signed for next year too?

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yee

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes note to self for 2020

by Evan on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s staying connected with Dragon Naturally Speaking!

by MissingLink on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cargo either outfield would be pretty nice

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by operation carrot on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

for realz

add coco crisp or ryan sweeney to that they got a pretty good outfield

by Wreckonized on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good inning

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by Goofus on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Take him out please

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we pull Guillen already?

This is getting ridiculous.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
The umpire checked the balls, just like he was ordered by MLB. He made sure “TOP FLITE” was stamped correctly on every one.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wreck'd

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is getting slow, maybe that’s just me though?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a fast PC. Just running MLB.TV as well.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 25, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/25/1712206/beat-colarado-thread-3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see FORD!!!!

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 25, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that inning was good. gonna be one of those games….

Beer, wine, or do I hit the gin right off the mark?

by Bar None on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

hits from the bonggggggg

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to get tacos

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 25, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 25, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

so

everyone hates the guillen signing as much as me? i thought everyone was blinded by the fact that he led the royals in HR. isn’t he a complete dick also?

by static age on Sep 25, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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