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Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
(seriously)
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly can’t win at home.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Old school Krukow
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Thread 2 in the third inning
That’s what happens when the Giants score 10
Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
DON'T PUT HIM OUT
Let him keep flaming the ball!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Especially appropriate
Since he is wearing #21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISEoXdHb4W4
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Stay hot, Sanchez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry Natto
I was doing a Huff one and saw it popped up so I couldn’t resist.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Take Huff out. Now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
A Giants cannot be complete without a double play
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
time to get Huff out of the game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Huff should rest, let Ishi or someone play.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Now playing first base, Eugenio Velez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh dear...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It’d be like that Futurama scene where Fry subs into the basketball game, time jumps, and the score is like 200 to 50.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahahaha, yes.
“What could possibly go wrong?” BZZZT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Only one way to find out!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs, Turanga Leela... a one-eyed woman!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Okay, there are the Giants I’m used to watching. Time to play Civ.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
His boner is also real.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Boners never say die!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CAN WE PLEASE GET FORD AN AT BAT THIS GAME K THANKS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
NO FORD IS FOR PINCH RUNNING ONLY
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
aubrey needs a day or two off
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
I say take out Huff and Posey
rest well my friends
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTED
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bust the Fuck out if it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
BULLETIN
CHICAGO (AP) — Buster Posey is a wonderful man.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Well.
GOT DRUNK AND THIS GAME IS STILL AWESOME AND BUSTER POSEY IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO DOUGLAS ADAMS
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Yes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So awesome
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby
Tell it to the umpire you've been...Busted.
I love that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
whoah what happened to the audio lmao
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
UK AND KUIP NOW BROADCASTING FROM INSIDE A TIN CAN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
T-Pain in the booth.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOA
MY CSN FEED IS ON MUSHROOMS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Am I tripping balls
Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
16 HRs
Holy shit.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Fun fact
Posey’s 16 HRs match Molina’s team-leading total for the 2008 season.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Fun fact
fuck that guy.
(molina, not posey. unless you’re into that sort of thing, then by all means…)
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Not my type
Not to say he’s ugly or anything.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Time for our minor leaguers
to get multiple innings of work. If the lead stays that big.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
EVIL KRUK AND KUIP
ECHOOOOOOO
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
Guys I think Posey is tired
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I am worried about Brian Wilson's beard.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I am worried about Cody Ross's demon eyes.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We Want Bengie Back!
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
my spaking has been pretty reckless of late
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And I thought Buster would be a 10 HR guy.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
/bannd
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fell a little short
Only 7.
In July.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not supposed to think.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
this "every 3rd game" theory
is working out better than Rowand’s "every 3rd season " theory
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hopefully our trip to Coors Field will be like Rowand’s 2010 season in that respect.
MYTHBUSTERS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SCIENCE
though really, im almost a little pissed. they can do this tonight, but can’t do anything the other 6 days?
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That means...
Cain will get the next easy win! But I’ve heard he doesn’t like to be spoiled…
by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey BusterfuckingP
That ball was demi moore, and my bat was ashton kutcher. #NAILEDHER
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It’s real considerate how he finds the time to tweet during the game.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
It’s his handicap to give the other team a chance.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ochocinco is pissed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Filthy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
NASTY!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
If we have a double-digit lead after 5
I’d rest Buster, Guillen and Uribe as well
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
rest them now...
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does it seem like
the Padres have been facing the shitty dodgers for like a month straight?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
shift a
so how early can we start thinking about putting in subs?
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Ishi's in for Huff already
So, about now.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Put Whiteside in.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
He deserved it over all the other shit that happens.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Indeed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
kindly transfer three of these runs to yesterday's game
FTretroactiveW!
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
The CSN Chicago guys have been reduced to reading highlights off Bumgarner’s bio sheet. Guess there’s not much else to say.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Their guys are not so bad.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Walk dogs, not people!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
They're not people...they're Cubs.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Remember the slaughter rule from Little League?
Yeah. It was fun when you won.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
Here comes the mop-up lineup
2B Velez
3B Rohlinger
1B Ishikawa
C Whiteside
LF Ford
RF Schierholtz
SS Burriss
CF Rowand
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Put in Busta
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
/head explodes
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I MOVE TO ALLOW AT BATS FOR DARREN FORD TODAY
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
11 RUNZ?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
LOL IRL
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I watch Posey GIDP on my break, go back to work…come back and theres 10 runs…wait…11 now!!! WTF!!! I love it
Is this the real life?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Just checked on the game and...what th...I don't even
If the Giants’ offense has turned a corner and go on to score 5, 7 and 15 runs this weekend, then I am officially down with what is taking place here.
If the Giants’ offense goes right back to being binary for the next week and a half, then stuff’s going to get busted up.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Please reference the graph I posted above.......it's cyclical
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
binary?
are you using that right?
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
But I was thinking this.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Laser
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
When is he not?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I think Jazzy is thinking HR when he orders a fucking sandwich.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
sandwich:
wheat bread
turkey
mayo
mustard
hr
pepper jack
lettuce
tomato
grand salami
pickle
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Juan isn’t ordering wheat bread
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
WHO PUT THIS DOUBLE PLAY ON URIBE’S SANDWICH?!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why turkey?
I thought he would just ask for some ribeyez.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
ribeyez = integral part of hr
no need to make a special request for them. kindly leave my sandwich shoppe! i said OUT!!
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
I love those sandwiches.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd home run time
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nice catch
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Nice catch
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Only Human.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
What's the latest on Torres?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
He's a fucking bad ass
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Marlon Byrd is good at baseball.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Man, I have some things to do at the beginning of the game
and the Giants decide to score ten runs.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ugh
The impending dread of Coors Field is really setting in
Thanks Debbie.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
im encouraged.
feels a whole lot better than another 1-0 game confidence-wise going into denver
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, but This is really, really cool
Game 7 of the 1960 World Series has been found and will be shown on MLB Network in the offseason as a special with Bob Costas and (probably) Bill Mazeroski.
/shift-A
HOLY SHIT URIBE.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Shit-A, if you will.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I thought you said you were gone tonight.
Our love is all of God's money.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.
Not for the whole night. I’ve been coming back and forth from the dining hall kitchen to my computer to check the score.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta go back to McCovey in '77 for that shit!!
I think Topps put out a card for that!
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
Same old Giants.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
it sure will be humbling in 2012 when the world ends, to know the nutjobs with the signs had it right the whole time
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time the Giants scored in every inning?
That was probably a fun game.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
It's had to have happened at least once.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I'm not a big celery fan
But slimy okrah is pretty bad.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Nah.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Now broccoli is a fantastic vegetable
Extremely nutritious, and good to boot.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This game =
Lisztomania
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Soriano’s batting stance is like Eckstein in slow-mo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
POOP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
So remember how I asked about Posey getting to 20 homers
and everyone was like “nah”
It seems a lot more likely now than when I asked.
It’s still an outside chance, but 4 in 11 games is not that tall of an order.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It’s tallish…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s looking like 30 HR a year guy, with a .330 avg. That’s waaay beyond anyone’s expectations.
I will believe
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be perfectly fine with seeing him reach 25 at Coors this weekend.
Which, seeing Tulo, shouldn’t be that hard.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Stopping by to say wtf
When was the last time a guy got hit by a pitch twice in an inning? Or a pitcher with 2 hits in an inning? Dayum
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
NO AMY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RELAY THROW
Now plaing center field, Danny Heatley.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Was like the Cain pick off throw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ON. FIRE.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CASTRO
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
WRECKED
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
at this pace we should score about 25 runs before the end of the game.
i wouldn’t kick the extra runs out of bed.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
crackers and black coffee?
in bed together? with me? sounds like a winner.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
“…you don’t mean me…” Not sure why I left out a whole word.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
shit just got weird
i would never mean you on a saturday morning. what do you take me for? a guy who’s not a jerk? unless you were some perfectly ripened camembert served with ritz. or wheat thins!
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Bring Marmol out right now!
i feel like the Giants deserve to smack him around a little, for the display he put on yesterday
And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone
by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
OT: Community season premiere tonight! I am excited
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
hey uh post subject lines please
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it would be OK to bring Whiteside in now
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Panda should catch as punishment.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
we don’t have Feliz any more
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Pedro Sandoval
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow
JeffFletcherAOL: The #sfGiants have scored two runs or fewer or nine or more nine games in a row.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OK here's a whaddyagivemefor.
Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad and
Aubrey Huff.
Freaks me out
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Cool brother of ex-Giants minor leaguer Ben Snyder, Brad Snyder is now in the game
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
ANOTHER LEADOFF DOUBLE WASTED
GOD DAMNIT GIANTS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Neither has Huff
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Huff has been having much better ABs lately, just hasn’t been getting the HRs much, but still hitting.
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Still had a .908 OPS in September going into tonight’s game. He’s not hitting, but he’s hitting for power when he is and he’s taking a lot of walks. Probably worth sitting him for a game against AZ.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
seeing as how he is a HR or nothing kinda guy, you’d think the 5 spot is not where you want him, but someone with a higher average
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s hitting ok. he’s still walking, though.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Rowand
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I'm still at work and won't even be able to see any of the games for the rest of the weekend, but this game is just silly.
Suck it, pundit-haters who think the Giants don’t hit.
That is all.
I’ve missed you all, and will continue to until I get back on Monday.
My cousin picked a dumb weekend to get married.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Fontenot at leadoff = runz.
Simple math.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
well, he did spark every rally. I like him at leadoff until Torres returns.
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: FJM rocks
In case you missed it yesterday… see the last line of this:
Hopefully not-fake-named reader Danger G. points us to this gem from FanHouse’s David Whitley which has nothing to do with sports, really:
A group of gay men and lesbians want “Kiss Cam” equality. The group has an outing planned for Saturday’s St. Louis Cardinals game, and members would like to be shown giving each other a smooch.
I’d like to take the socially enlightened high road on this one,
Yes, that is what you should do. It’s not even that high or enlightened. Just say: It’s cool if gay dudes and/or ladies want to kiss each other in public because they are human beings and human beings should get to do that.
but I can’t help sympathizing with that father who’ll be sitting next to his son or daughter at Busch Stadium.
If you have similar qualms, does that make us [sic] homophobic?
Yes, that is exactly what it makes you.
They’re people. They should be allowed to kiss other people in public. It may not be easy explaining to your son or daughter why two people of the same gender would want to kiss each other. But imagine trying to explain to a human fucking being why he or she shouldn’t be allowed to kiss the person he or she loves in public.
Also, David Eckstein is garbage.
It may not be easy explaining to your son or daughter why two people of the same gender would want to kiss each other. But imagine trying to explain to a human fucking being why he or she shouldn’t be allowed to kiss the person he or she loves in public.
Because of this sentence, I spent like two hours last night reading FJM archives.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that stupid kiss cam thing. We were at a game one time and they kept coming back to these two people [young adults… 20’s maybe?] and finally the woman says “THAT’S MY BROTHER!!”
hawt
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
oh they're pretty dumb
and i was always afraid that was gonna happen to me and my sister. i’m just standing on principle.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s been a bit nerve-wracking when I went to games with my ex.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ever happen at AT&T Park?
What do you think the reaction would be at AT&T? I don’t think I’ve ever seen gays or lesbians on KISS Cam at the 24 WM Plaza.
Hey, I know that guy. Hi Dave!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently quotation marks do a thing.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t get mine to show up earlier this evening. What gives?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
SBNation is fucking with us.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a crazy idea
The more people of the same gender are seen kissing each other in public, the less of a problem it is to explain.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
I guess the biggest problem I have with this is
What if you stop on two friends who happen to be of the same sex?
What about two brothers/sisters?
The camera time on guessing who’s a same-sex couple and who’s just two friends at the park would just be atrocious.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
They showed a lesbian couple kiss during this past Dodger series. It was pretty well received.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cain game? I was at that game. When those girls first saw themselves on the big screen they both gave a “we’re just friends!” look. A few seconds later they looked at each other, both kinda shrugged, and then they went for it.
Shake n bake!!!
by TehGreekStallion on Sep 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Splendid!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
i already suggested this
kindly smack a ruler across your knuckles for me, kthnxbai
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
LoL me
We’re going to the Giants game on the 3rd. In the spring we drive to the bay area and catch both a Sharks game and a Giants game. So I went to look at the Sharkies schedule and they are playing on the 2nd. Turns out they are playing in GERMANY on the 2nd… I’m thinking that won’t work out too well.
MadBum!!!
Shuttin’em down with the wind blowing out and Mom and Dad there!
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, wait, Gameday was wrong. Good show, Nate! Better luck next time!
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does it always have to be about you?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I was thinking...
If YOU’RE here and I’M here, doesn’t that make it OUR time?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I was thinking...
If YOU’RE here and I’M here, doesn’t that make it OUR time?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Haha, Nate would have struck out swinging twice on those...
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rowand just swung and missed
and no one was even hit with a pitch just now.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Shitholtz
just kidding xD
Good thing they took Huff, Burrell, and Guillen out though. :-)
I’d take Uribe and Posey out too
Go Sharks!
posey will come out when madbums day is done, after 7, id imagine
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
though every inning in a blowout is injury risk
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
been back since sep 1st, just didnt do well in his outings so we havent seen him.
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant's offense's problem
Needs to learn ration the runs better!
Bout time
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
ROSS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Ross
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hey, that’s good news for Cody. Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Whoa
Cody. Garbage time homer.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
When I took a nap today
I had a dream and I heard a Garbage song in my dream
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I had a three stooges dream the other day
…I was Moe.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
I'm always myself in my dreams
That sentence sounds weird
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Use it in a song or a poem
and you’d be all deep and geniusy
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Save some for another game!!
Seriously guys. Too many runs.
Oh you're right, i have pretty good health insurance
and i live close to the hospital. Bring on heart attacks!
by buymagicfish on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sheeft-A only here for a second
But I have to say – what the freaking quack.
unagi

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Spare the Cub's bullpen??
Should the Giants start making a couple outs on purpose to spare the Cub’s Bullpen for the Padres 4 games series next week?
oh yeah break out the outfield pitcher!!
by buymagicfish on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Now catching in left field, Carlos Zambrano!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Darren Ford
Time for some action for him? Hope the Cubs see that we’re actually trying to save them some face, and they play still the Padres hard.
Cubs manager is holding Zambrano back vs the Cards this weekend so the rotation is stacked against SD.
I like.
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner will now have a negative run allowed for this game
now that he has a real catcher in there
Yep
I called agent Cody goin yard today. Post #7 of GD #1.
NICE PLAY, URIBE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
What the fucking fuck fuck
GHAAAAAAA
Just got home.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I seriously got fucking angry when I saw a 9 in the box score
And I’m usually a pretty damn placid guy.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
oh cool ill catch you up
its tied 0-0 in the 8th
by buymagicfish on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
summary
Fontenot is good at leadoff.
Madbum doesn’t even know what pitching around someone is, and it’s awesome.
Freddy Sanchez.
JAZZ HANDS!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
God this is amazing
And I shouldn’t be angry about winning a series, but what the actual fuck guys. This is ridiculous.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
keep in mind
while it fits in with the scoring pattern, tonight wasn’t another festival of lucky dingerz. They got hits with RISP, went from 1st to 3rd on singles, and worked the count.
Also, you know, Juan Uribe.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Mad Bum is awesome
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
should have only pitched 6.
limit his innings, hes already over 30 from last year
by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I call a Rowand HR
and Bochy is so impressed he starts him for the rest of the season
I’ll take that bet.
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Last player to get hit twice in the same inning was
Andres Galarraga 7-12-1996.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
OMG Amy G shut your horse face up!!!
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I hope we get Torres back this weekend.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES
Worth listening to Amy G talk.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
You know what the worst part is? I don’t think she’s particularly drippy, plenty educated on sports. And she’s easy on the eyes as far as that matters. She just has such an annoying voice.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You can have Amy G.
I’ll take Jamie Syre, thank you very much.
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"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
OT: Has everyone read this yet?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
replace him with who?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC
I had the game muted. What happened for the first time in Giants history tonight? The Guillen thing?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Go 210-W to 57-S to 5-S
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it will get any better than that.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, call me crazy, but we’re winning by a ton.
Why is MadBum still in the game? thought we wanted to limit his innings? IMO he only should have gone 6 to secure the win
I'm wondering the same thing
Only at 80 pitches coming into this inning, but still.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
I'm wondering the same thing
Only at 80 pitches coming into this inning, but still.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
Hmm...
If someone told me the Dbacks had a chance to sweep the Rockies earlier this week, I may have recommended them to be committed.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
MadBum out after 7
And PH Ford just because.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
GET FORD AN AT BAT BOCHY
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, call me crazy, but we’re winning by a ton.
Why is MadBum still in the game? thought we wanted to limit his innings? IMO he only should have gone 6 to secure the win
there is way too much double posting going on
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Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
there is way too much double posting going on
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
ugh
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
take out Uribe too!
Move Fontenot to SS or Burriss and Fontenot to 2nd and put Pablo at 3rd!
Go Sharks!
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SB Nation is Lord!
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It wasn't dead
It was just pining for the fjords.
"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong
I thought I got banned
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
STFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
I am there!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum
Given the conditions, that’s a fantastic outing!
given any conditions this is a pretty fantastic outing
even with the 7 hits allowed
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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants blowout so Warriors OT:
The Golden State Warriors, with just a few days to go before the start of training camp, are on the verge of making a coaching change.
Sources with knowledge of the Warriors’ thinking told ESPN.com that the club’s new owners, Joe Lacob and Peter Guber, have decided to part company with Don Nelson — who late last season became the winningest coach in league history — and replace him with assistant Keith Smart.
The move is scheduled to be finalized by the end of the week, sources said, with Smart taking charge of the team in time for media day Monday and the team’s first practice of the season Tuesday.
Am I dreaming? Giants winning 12-0 and Nelson being replaced…
nooooo
sorry. Im a nelson supporter. I think we the addition of Lee and Wright his crazy lineups will finally have that umph to get us back into the playoffs. Im more worried about melo. Please go away taller more famous version of ellis
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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you must be dreaming
b/c it’s 13-0
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
it might be a tough year for guys in the NL ROY race, but Mad Bum deserves some votes
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
WHITEHAIR!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
I will drink a beer if Rowand doesn't DP
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Rowand hit
Officially weirdest game of the year
not enough. Deserves its own wiki pageimo
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it was mentioned. Uribe sorta overshadowed.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Edwin Jackson
Last to do it. April 11 2010
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cubs’ announcers reaction was discussed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pandamonium!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck is happening to SBN?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I can’t be the only person without the comments auto-refreshing?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It's finally auto-refreshing for me.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Redemption!
Whiteside, Scott and Panda all with hits!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Let Rohlinger play third too
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he could hit for mad bum, who’s on deck.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nice to see Panda hit a rocket.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
oh, he’s stunned alright.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Zorak?
I’ve seen him hit. I want to see Ford!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Looking ahead
Bochy is more likely to use Velez as an actual pinch hitter in the future and wants him to get the at bats. Ford is going to hit after we are in or out of the playoffs for sure.
by NearestNorwich on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is like
“Ford who?”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Why hasn't Ford batted?
This is the perfect time to let him hit. Sigh Bochy.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yo dawg

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wow that's way too effing big
Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
I thought we were concerned about MadBum's innings
why keep trotting him out there?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Lol Rennie Stennett mention.
Our first BAD free agent signing?
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
that's old school, right there.
kept paying him years after he retired.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
2 innings is long!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
defensive replacement!
Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
Velez in LF
sigh Bochy. C’mon.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t care about that. Bochy said he would give Ford some at bats. This was the perfect time to do it, especially seeing as we are going to a HUGE outfield tomorrow. What does Bochy do? He puts our soon to be DFA’d POS out there then puts the comedy of errors in left.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Here is what should happen
Fontenot goes out. Put Buriess at SS
Move Velez to 2B
Bring in Ford at LF
Zorak looks so cracked out out there.
Before he catches a flyball:

STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball: Torture
But hey, at least we’re not Cubs fans.
Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.
now there's a franchise that knows how to torture!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants go to Chicago 2x next year
once in mid-May (Fr-Sun), once at the end of June (Tu-Th). One of those could be worth a road trip.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Seems like a remote possibility if it were the Giants.
Also, I feel kinda bad, but it’s a bit funny to see Sabathia get lit up. And then Girardi thinks his best relievers are Chamberlain and Javier Vazquez.
Chamberlain + Vazquez = start of Yankees’ Gasoline Alley?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
never feel bad about anything bad that happens to the bad yankees. bad.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
This. And sorry about the cracker remark earlier. It was a poorly-executed joke.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
wah?
you weren’t talking about saltines? then i feel bad for my camembert joke.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
I was referring to myself, owing to the fact that I’m white and all. It was just a very, very dumb thing to say.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
no apologies necessary.
i got your joke, intent and all. it was/is funny and harmless word-play. i am usually aware of what i say when i say it and in this instance fully aware of the ways “cracker” was likely to be taken in a double entendre sort of way. there were arguably worse double meanings above what you said. don’t fret.
…says the dumb white guy, me.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
I don't feel bad for the Yankees.
I feel bad for Sabathia, since he’s a Vallejo native and all.
Makes you wonder, though, if half of his contract could at least help get his hometown out of bankruptcy.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
weak ass AB, Burriss. i’d rather see Rohlinger there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
oh yeah
me, too
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it would have been overkill
but i really wanted to get to 20 hits
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Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Not too late!
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best shape of his life
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
oval?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hey look, it's runzler
good to see him back
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Danny Heatley....
Is a terrible human being

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
what are you talking about
danny heatly save children
but not duck children
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
We were .2 ERA away from the Pads a couple weeks ago. We are now ahead of them.
- pitching in MLB. Now please just win enough to get to the playoffs, guys.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
I enjoy these stress and torture-free Giants wins
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES
IT’S 13-0
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
there ya go
was that so hard?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Went out to dinner just after the first Uribe dinger
All subsequent runs are thanks to Olive Garden.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Mom-in-law in town, it's her fave
But heading into Colorado, I’m eating there every night rest of the week
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rimshot
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But okay, would you deal with a weekend of explosive diarrhea if it meant a Rockies sweep?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to see Burriss playing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
THE HAVENOT ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW
BUT IF HE WERE, HE’D BE STANDING
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I'm standing
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
REV RUNZ!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH THEM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
SWEET BLOWOUT VICTORY!


Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Up 13-0 in the 9th, I thought we would win
But didn’t want to jinx us
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Time now for my post-victory tradition: Listening to "The Great Gate of Kiev."
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, Cubs!

And thanks to Mike Quade for playing out the season the right way and making sure that his best pitchers will face the Padres. Go get ’em, boys!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
I also like the pitching matchups v. Colo
2 out of 3
First game, someone wins 1-0
Second game, someone wins 2-1
Third game, Giants blowout
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Yeah, that’s been our pattern at least. Two pitchers duels followed by a run explosion.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ok...all warmed up for this weekend
Pitching is awesome, hitting might be back on track. Let’s do this!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Lincecum v. Chacin next
Timmeh will pitch great again. Chacin’s exactly the kind of pitcher who’s been giving us fits.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I believe he has already given us a fit earlier in the year.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. As did De la Rosa, game two starter
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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants' bats frustrate in Cubs' shutout
This was the chronicle’s headline for last nights game. Ironically it is applicable for tonight’s game.

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