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Ahahahaha! That is majestic.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 23, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(seriously)

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, madbum got his run support, finally!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly can’t win at home.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

we got plenty of guys who can do that anyway.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahah

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Old school Krukow

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thread 2 in the third inning

That’s what happens when the Giants score 10

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T PUT HIM OUT

Let him keep flaming the ball!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially appropriate

Since he is wearing #21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISEoXdHb4W4

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez, Frederick R.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, Sanchez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Natto

I was doing a Huff one and saw it popped up so I couldn’t resist.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, heck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Take Huff out. Now.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Woot DP!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A Giants cannot be complete without a double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Or two.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP completes they!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to get Huff out of the game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

take Huff out!

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff should rest, let Ishi or someone play.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Now playing first base, Eugenio Velez.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear...

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be like that Futurama scene where Fry subs into the basketball game, time jumps, and the score is like 200 to 50.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahahaha, yes.

“What could possibly go wrong?” BZZZT

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only one way to find out!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs, Turanga Leela... a one-eyed woman!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

(insert witty futurama retort here)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, there are the Giants I’m used to watching. Time to play Civ.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. Merkel's a real person.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

His boner is also real.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

boners never lie!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boners never say die!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it seems.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN WE PLEASE GET FORD AN AT BAT THIS GAME K THANKS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NO FORD IS FOR PINCH RUNNING ONLY

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aubrey needs a day or two off

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey >

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Soriano

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust the Fuck out if it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald'd

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLETIN

CHICAGO (AP) — Buster Posey is a wonderful man.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTA!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.

GOT DRUNK AND THIS GAME IS STILL AWESOME AND BUSTER POSEY IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO DOUGLAS ADAMS

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell it to the umpire you've been...Busted.

I love that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

whoah what happened to the audio lmao

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

UK AND KUIP NOW BROADCASTING FROM INSIDE A TIN CAN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

auto-tuned Kruk and Kuip?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

argh… the echo

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA

MY CSN FEED IS ON MUSHROOMS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I tripping balls

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

16 HRs

Holy shit.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

…and that’s in 3.5 months

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Posey’s 16 HRs match Molina’s team-leading total for the 2008 season.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

fuck that guy.

(molina, not posey. unless you’re into that sort of thing, then by all means…)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my type

Not to say he’s ugly or anything.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for our minor leaguers

to get multiple innings of work. If the lead stays that big.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

EVIL KRUK AND KUIP

ECHOOOOOOO

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys I think Posey is tired

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t look very good.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about Lincecum's velocity.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am worried about Brian Wilson's beard.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I join you in that stance.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not.

He may be the closest one to being my favourite but I am not worried.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

avg below 350 not taking walks

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Want Bengie Back!

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO!

never spake of such things, in jest or otherwise!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

my spaking has been pretty reckless of late

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

forgave, but reckless spaking noted for future usage against aghast amblings!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought Buster would be a 10 HR guy.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/bannd

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fell a little short

Only 7.

In July.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not supposed to think.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this "every 3rd game" theory

is working out better than Rowand’s "every 3rd season " theory

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully our trip to Coors Field will be like Rowand’s 2010 season in that respect.

MYTHBUSTERS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

though really, im almost a little pissed. they can do this tonight, but can’t do anything the other 6 days?

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science-y!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means...

Cain will get the next easy win! But I’ve heard he doesn’t like to be spoiled…

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey BusterfuckingP
  
That ball was demi moore, and my bat was ashton kutcher. #NAILEDHER

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is one of his best in a while.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s real considerate how he finds the time to tweet during the game.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his handicap to give the other team a chance.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochocinco is pissed.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

is this our reward for suffering days on end, with 1 or no runs?

because, honestly, I’d rather have consistent runs

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ah yess

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we have a double-digit lead after 5

I’d rest Buster, Guillen and Uribe as well

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

rest them now...

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Burrell too

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it seem like

the Padres have been facing the shitty dodgers for like a month straight?

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

shift a

so how early can we start thinking about putting in subs?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi's in for Huff already

So, about now.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Whiteside in.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Have Pablo pitch

AMBIDEXTROUS!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last strikeout was unfair omg.

by Unitard on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He deserved it over all the other shit that happens.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found our scorebook, I was going to score this game… can you imagine?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in dreams!

this is a problem we should have more frequently.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the runs?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RUNS!

(and therefore, the difficulty in properly scoring a game)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully Buster’s out after this inning

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The CSN Chicago guys have been reduced to reading highlights off Bumgarner’s bio sheet. Guess there’s not much else to say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Their guys are not so bad.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a commentary on their abilities so much as it is the action in the game.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk dogs, not people!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not people...they're Cubs.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't walk them either

they are not people

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the slaughter rule from Little League?

Yeah. It was fun when you won.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the mop-up lineup

2B Velez
3B Rohlinger
1B Ishikawa
C Whiteside
LF Ford
RF Schierholtz
SS Burriss
CF Rowand

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Busta

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in Dunston

and give him the “Take” sign every pitch.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunston wouldn’t even recognize it.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MOVE TO ALLOW AT BATS FOR DARREN FORD TODAY

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I watch Posey GIDP on my break, go back to work…come back and theres 10 runs…wait…11 now!!! WTF!!! I love it

by Artimus Clyde on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the real life?

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just checked on the game and...what th...I don't even

If the Giants’ offense has turned a corner and go on to score 5, 7 and 15 runs this weekend, then I am officially down with what is taking place here.

If the Giants’ offense goes right back to being binary for the next week and a half, then stuff’s going to get busted up.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

er

….I posted it in the other thread

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

some call it cyclical… others call it torture

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for the team epiphany that hanging 20+ on them could provide.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve done this like every 3rd game

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, the team epiphany that mixing in a few base hits with the homers could provide.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

binary?

are you using that right?

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not

But I was thinking this.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Laser

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez Syndrome

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know Uribe is thinking HR

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like ever AB

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

*every

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is he not?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jazzy is thinking HR when he orders a fucking sandwich.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sandwich:

wheat bread
turkey
mayo
mustard
hr
pepper jack
lettuce
tomato
grand salami
pickle

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dagwood Bumstead approves.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan isn’t ordering wheat bread

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine

sourdough

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO PUT THIS DOUBLE PLAY ON URIBE’S SANDWICH?!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why turkey?

I thought he would just ask for some ribeyez.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ribeyez = integral part of hr

no need to make a special request for them. kindly leave my sandwich shoppe! i said OUT!!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love those sandwiches.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The leadoff hitter has gotten on base in all three innings so far.

GUYS GUYS LEADOFF BASE HITS LEAD TO RUNS I SOLVED IT

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd home run time

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Byrd

AInt havin it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Nice catch

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Human.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So, not dancer?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the latest on Torres?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a fucking bad ass

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took BP today, I believe

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took live BP today. Possibly back this weekend.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We miss him a lot, though not as much tonight. They say he may play in Colorado, but my hope is the offense keeps scoring runs, and he can take the time to fully recover.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlon Byrd is good at baseball.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Cubs, wanna give us that Marlon Byrd guy?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I have some things to do at the beginning of the game

and the Giants decide to score ten runs.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

The impending dread of Coors Field is really setting in

by DFARowand on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Debbie.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im encouraged.

feels a whole lot better than another 1-0 game confidence-wise going into denver

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT, but This is really, really cool

Game 7 of the 1960 World Series has been found and will be shown on MLB Network in the offseason as a special with Bob Costas and (probably) Bill Mazeroski.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

“Found” sounds funny. Gramma and Grandpa Baseball were cleaning out the attic one day…

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly

where it was found was in Bing Crosby’s wine cellar.

by Bitter Fan on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Met’s parents.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

HOLY SHIT URIBE.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit-A, if you will.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said you were gone tonight.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GONE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY

SHE GONE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for the whole night. I’ve been coming back and forth from the dining hall kitchen to my computer to check the score.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 runners left on base for the Giants today. Terrible.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Same old Giants.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DIDNT SCORE THAT INNING!!! REPENT, THE END IS NEAR!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOULDVE BUNTED

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sure will be humbling in 2012 when the world ends, to know the nutjobs with the signs had it right the whole time

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF THEY DON’T WIN THE INNING??

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time the Giants scored in every inning?

That was probably a fun game.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont think it existed

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's had to have happened at least once.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Ick

Celery is like the worst vegetable ever! bleh!

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

disagree

blandish – sure, but is the backbone of so many tasty snacks

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

Celery goes great with Bloody Mary’s.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big celery fan

But slimy okrah is pretty bad.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been a big fan of okra. Which is amazing, because it’s a Southern staple.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your great-grandparents disagree.

Celery was once a rich man’s vegetable.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich man can have it! I’d rather eat broccoli

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now broccoli is a fantastic vegetable

Extremely nutritious, and good to boot.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broccoli also good.

Celery is a good way to peanut butter out of a jar.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

bush sr. disagrees

i disagree with bush sr.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This game =

Lisztomania

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So sentimental

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So are the Giants growing playoff beards? Seems like a lot of the guys have beards.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

bullpen beards

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate too.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did it before it was cool.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Soriano’s batting stance is like Eckstein in slow-mo.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job, MadBum

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So remember how I asked about Posey getting to 20 homers

and everyone was like “nah”

It seems a lot more likely now than when I asked.

It’s still an outside chance, but 4 in 11 games is not that tall of an order.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s tallish…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s looking like 30 HR a year guy, with a .330 avg. That’s waaay beyond anyone’s expectations.

I will believe

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the last guy we said that about….

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey still has a way better track record than pablo ever did.

by cubesonice on Sep 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be perfectly fine with seeing him reach 25 at Coors this weekend.

Which, seeing Tulo, shouldn’t be that hard.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stopping by to say wtf

When was the last time a guy got hit by a pitch twice in an inning? Or a pitcher with 2 hits in an inning? Dayum

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NO AMY

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RELAY THROW

Now plaing center field, Danny Heatley.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Was like the Cain pick off throw

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON. FIRE.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CASTRO

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WRECKED

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe the wind is blowing out. Prove it. Let’s see Ishi hit one out. That would prove it.

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Castro.

Tried to hang on to it, too late.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4 hits in 5 innings.

by Unitard on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER!!!

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

at this pace we should score about 25 runs before the end of the game.

i wouldn’t kick the extra runs out of bed.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What if the runs ate crackers in bed?

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

loves me some crackers in bed

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout some black coffee?

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

crackers and black coffee?

in bed together? with me? sounds like a winner.

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming you don’t me on a Saturday morning.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d never me on a Saturday morning!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…you don’t mean me…” Not sure why I left out a whole word.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit just got weird

i would never mean you on a saturday morning. what do you take me for? a guy who’s not a jerk? unless you were some perfectly ripened camembert served with ritz. or wheat thins!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or snored?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring Marmol out right now!

i feel like the Giants deserve to smack him around a little, for the display he put on yesterday

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Community season premiere tonight! I am excited

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I have 6 half hour sitcoms to watch tonight.

As for Community, I’m pretty pumped too. I really did not like the show after the first 5-6 eps and gave up, but I revisited it this last week and powered through it, it was awesome.

by thebighead on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went off eleven minutes ago here. I’d ruin it for you, but I didn’t watch it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hey uh post subject lines please

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, wanted a Buster bomb special.

by thebighead on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it would be OK to bring Whiteside in now

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Pedro

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda should catch as punishment.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And only get to eat celery after the game.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don’t have Feliz any more

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks captain obvious.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you dance to a catchy Jamiroquai song.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

mid-inning pitching changes in an 11-0 game.

When it’s time for a change, think Tony AlouRussa Oil Change and Tuneup

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow
JeffFletcherAOL: The #sfGiants have scored two runs or fewer or nine or more nine games in a row.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was difficult to read the first time.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird, disturbing stat is weird, disturbing

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAH

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK here's a whaddyagivemefor.

Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad and
Aubrey Huff.

Freaks me out

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER LEADOFF DOUBLE WASTED

GOD DAMNIT GIANTS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or has Burrell not been hitting for a little while now?

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

Maybe time to take him out of this game?

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither has Huff

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been having much better ABs lately, just hasn’t been getting the HRs much, but still hitting.

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still had a .908 OPS in September going into tonight’s game. He’s not hitting, but he’s hitting for power when he is and he’s taking a lot of walks. Probably worth sitting him for a game against AZ.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seeing as how he is a HR or nothing kinda guy, you’d think the 5 spot is not where you want him, but someone with a higher average

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s hitting ok. he’s still walking, though.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, that’s a freakin’ UFO…

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by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS GETTING PLAYING TIME

by thebighead on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a good test for Rowand. If he can’t get a hit in this game, with this wind, he won’t ever again.

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still at work and won't even be able to see any of the games for the rest of the weekend, but this game is just silly.

Suck it, pundit-haters who think the Giants don’t hit.

That is all.

I’ve missed you all, and will continue to until I get back on Monday.

My cousin picked a dumb weekend to get married.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

11 runs, but only two Giants have reached at least 3 times: Sanchez and JOSE GUILLEN. Starter.

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Darwin Barney

The new age David Eckstein

by NHL84 on Sep 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Only with a goofier name.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Ford, Burriss, and Sandoval in this game

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

by JonDowd on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot at leadoff = runz.

Simple math.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did spark every rally. I like him at leadoff until Torres returns.

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAT ASS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Cubs player is looking at something else.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is enormous!

by Snof on Sep 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually how Eckstein looks to scale standing next to Bumgarner.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: FJM rocks

In case you missed it yesterday… see the last line of this:

Hopefully not-fake-named reader Danger G. points us to this gem from FanHouse’s David Whitley which has nothing to do with sports, really:

A group of gay men and lesbians want “Kiss Cam” equality. The group has an outing planned for Saturday’s St. Louis Cardinals game, and members would like to be shown giving each other a smooch.

I’d like to take the socially enlightened high road on this one,


Yes, that is what you should do. It’s not even that high or enlightened. Just say: It’s cool if gay dudes and/or ladies want to kiss each other in public because they are human beings and human beings should get to do that.

but I can’t help sympathizing with that father who’ll be sitting next to his son or daughter at Busch Stadium.

If you have similar qualms, does that make us [sic] homophobic?


Yes, that is exactly what it makes you.

They’re people. They should be allowed to kiss other people in public. It may not be easy explaining to your son or daughter why two people of the same gender would want to kiss each other. But imagine trying to explain to a human fucking being why he or she shouldn’t be allowed to kiss the person he or she loves in public.

Also, David Eckstein is garbage.

http://deadspin.com/5645269/its-gallimaufry-time

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It may not be easy explaining to your son or daughter why two people of the same gender would want to kiss each other. But imagine trying to explain to a human fucking being why he or she shouldn’t be allowed to kiss the person he or she loves in public.

Because of this sentence, I spent like two hours last night reading FJM archives.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that stupid kiss cam thing. We were at a game one time and they kept coming back to these two people [young adults… 20’s maybe?] and finally the woman says “THAT’S MY BROTHER!!”

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh they're pretty dumb

and i was always afraid that was gonna happen to me and my sister. i’m just standing on principle.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as stupid as that damn “Hold up your credit card!!!”

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s been a bit nerve-wracking when I went to games with my ex.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FJM is dead. Long live FJM!!

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever happen at AT&T Park?

What do you think the reaction would be at AT&T? I don’t think I’ve ever seen gays or lesbians on KISS Cam at the 24 WM Plaza.

by WooIsMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I know that guy. Hi Dave!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently quotation marks do a thing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t get mine to show up earlier this evening. What gives?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBNation is fucking with us.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a crazy idea

The more people of the same gender are seen kissing each other in public, the less of a problem it is to explain.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the biggest problem I have with this is

What if you stop on two friends who happen to be of the same sex?
What about two brothers/sisters?
The camera time on guessing who’s a same-sex couple and who’s just two friends at the park would just be atrocious.

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They showed a lesbian couple kiss during this past Dodger series. It was pretty well received.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cain game? I was at that game. When those girls first saw themselves on the big screen they both gave a “we’re just friends!” look. A few seconds later they looked at each other, both kinda shrugged, and then they went for it.

Shake n bake!!!

by TehGreekStallion on Sep 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

is there any way we can move 3 of these runs to yesterday?

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Baseball is an untimed sport in which you can score an unlimited amount of runs. Or not, as the case may be.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i already suggested this

kindly smack a ruler across your knuckles for me, kthnxbai

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shift-A'ed...so it's does matter

it’s like an alternative universe thing

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

moar like

parallel universe

ammirite?

wait…i guess alternate would encompass parellel

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL me

We’re going to the Giants game on the 3rd. In the spring we drive to the bay area and catch both a Sharks game and a Giants game. So I went to look at the Sharkies schedule and they are playing on the 2nd. Turns out they are playing in GERMANY on the 2nd… I’m thinking that won’t work out too well.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum!!!

Shuttin’em down with the wind blowing out and Mom and Dad there!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wait, Gameday was wrong. Good show, Nate! Better luck next time!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday’s all messed up.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it always have to be about you?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking...

If YOU’RE here and I’M here, doesn’t that make it OUR time?

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by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking...

If YOU’RE here and I’M here, doesn’t that make it OUR time?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the message in your bottle is disturbing

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO WOTHLESS HE GOT HIT TWICE IN AN INNING FUCKING GUILLEN

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Nate would have struck out swinging twice on those...

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand just swung and missed

and no one was even hit with a pitch just now.

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Nate

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonight is NOT TORTURE Night

No free waterboarding with ticket to the game.

by WooIsMe on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitholtz

just kidding xD
Good thing they took Huff, Burrell, and Guillen out though. :-)
I’d take Uribe and Posey out too

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

RyRohl and Whiteside should replace them IMO

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol shithole
i agree posey and uuribe need some rest

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey will come out when madbums day is done, after 7, id imagine

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

though every inning in a blowout is injury risk

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cringes for Runzler

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he back?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

been back since sep 1st, just didnt do well in his outings so we havent seen him.

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant's offense's problem

Needs to learn ration the runs better!

by paull80 on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DRESS FOR LESS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bout time

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Ross

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

well done

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! Great.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol agent cody!!!
looks like hes about to get laid with Hilary duff

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s good news for Cody. Nice.

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by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Cody. Garbage time homer.

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by AngeloB on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

When I took a nap today

I had a dream and I heard a Garbage song in my dream

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a three stooges dream the other day

…I was Moe.

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by AngeloB on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always myself in my dreams

That sentence sounds weird

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How am I not myself?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use it in a song or a poem

and you’d be all deep and geniusy

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we ourselves

And do we really know???

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow Ryan Braun ran up and caught the ball.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

"Ryan Braun, Catch that"-Kuiper

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The wind is blowing out at 35 mph or so at Wrigley. Never too many runs.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheeft-A only here for a second

But I have to say – what the freaking quack.

by wcw on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Low 80s, 15% humidity in forecast for the Rox games

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Spare the Cub's bullpen??

Should the Giants start making a couple outs on purpose to spare the Cub’s Bullpen for the Padres 4 games series next week?

by paull80 on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now catching in left field, Carlos Zambrano!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Ford

Time for some action for him? Hope the Cubs see that we’re actually trying to save them some face, and they play still the Padres hard.

by paull80 on Sep 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs manager is holding Zambrano back vs the Cards this weekend so the rotation is stacked against SD.

I like.

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when they said that earlier in the broadcast the Mr. actually rewound the dvr to hear it again.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I called agent Cody goin yard today. Post #7 of GD #1.

by tjb1187 on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fucking fuck fuck

GHAAAAAAA

Just got home.

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by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing to see here, move along, move along…

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously got fucking angry when I saw a 9 in the box score

And I’m usually a pretty damn placid guy.

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by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

summary

Fontenot is good at leadoff.
Madbum doesn’t even know what pitching around someone is, and it’s awesome.
Freddy Sanchez.
JAZZ HANDS!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

God this is amazing

And I shouldn’t be angry about winning a series, but what the actual fuck guys. This is ridiculous.

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by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep in mind

while it fits in with the scoring pattern, tonight wasn’t another festival of lucky dingerz. They got hits with RISP, went from 1st to 3rd on singles, and worked the count.

Also, you know, Juan Uribe.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Whiteside!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 6 pitch innings

when we’re pitching

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL He’s had like a 10 run lead the whole damn game, of course he’s not afraid to pitch!

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Man gets another inning

by revdmv on Sep 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

should have only pitched 6.

limit his innings, hes already over 30 from last year

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call a Rowand HR

and Bochy is so impressed he starts him for the rest of the season

by buymagicfish on Sep 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take that bet.

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by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever nickname that monster would like to be called.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW that’s one big pussy

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW that’s one big pussy

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait! thats sounds wrong dang it im a perv :/

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait! thats sounds wrong dang it im a perv :/

by Arrieta828 on Sep 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Amy G shut your horse face up!!!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bender:

kindly shut your noise hole

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRES

Worth listening to Amy G talk.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what the worst part is? I don’t think she’s particularly drippy, plenty educated on sports. And she’s easy on the eyes as far as that matters. She just has such an annoying voice.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have Amy G.

I’ll take Jamie Syre, thank you very much.

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by AngeloB on Sep 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFFENSE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Sep 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you take Mole out after this inning?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

replace him with who?

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you take Mole out after this inning?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Bochy does

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the game muted. What happened for the first time in Giants history tonight? The Guillen thing?

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by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Go 210-W to 57-S to 5-S

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it will get any better than that.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, call me crazy, but we’re winning by a ton.

Why is MadBum still in the game? thought we wanted to limit his innings? IMO he only should have gone 6 to secure the win

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm wondering the same thing

Only at 80 pitches coming into this inning, but still.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering the same thing

Only at 80 pitches coming into this inning, but still.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

If someone told me the Dbacks had a chance to sweep the Rockies earlier this week, I may have recommended them to be committed.

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by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum out after 7

And PH Ford just because.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GET FORD AN AT BAT BOCHY

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! Burriss is still alive!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t they be taking him out … like now? Pitch count…playoffs… innings pitched… yadda yadda yadda….

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, call me crazy, but we’re winning by a ton.

Why is MadBum still in the game? thought we wanted to limit his innings? IMO he only should have gone 6 to secure the win

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

This is fucking retarded. Don’t we have fucking Mota or Waldis on the bench?

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by grape on Sep 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Waldis

But Mota yes, also Runzler could use some work.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is way too much double posting going on

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

there is way too much double posting going on

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWSS

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

take out Uribe too!

Move Fontenot to SS or Burriss and Fontenot to 2nd and put Pablo at 3rd!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

Commenting on the sausage fest

by DFARowand on Sep 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SB Nation RIP 9/23/10 18:15

SB Nation Resurrection 9/23/10 18:20

SB Nation is Lord!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I freaked out there for a minute, thinking I’d have to read or do something productive.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't dead

It was just pining for the fjords.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

while the rest of us for pining for Ford's

future contributions

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I got banned

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's never too late.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd know it if you were

/banned you!

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

IRC channel is open…

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I am there!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum

Given the conditions, that’s a fantastic outing!

by NearestNorwich on Sep 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

given any conditions this is a pretty fantastic outing

even with the 7 hits allowed

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants blowout so Warriors OT:
The Golden State Warriors, with just a few days to go before the start of training camp, are on the verge of making a coaching change.

Sources with knowledge of the Warriors’ thinking told ESPN.com that the club’s new owners, Joe Lacob and Peter Guber, have decided to part company with Don Nelson — who late last season became the winningest coach in league history — and replace him with assistant Keith Smart.

The move is scheduled to be finalized by the end of the week, sources said, with Smart taking charge of the team in time for media day Monday and the team’s first practice of the season Tuesday.

Am I dreaming? Giants winning 12-0 and Nelson being replaced…

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nooooo

sorry. Im a nelson supporter. I think we the addition of Lee and Wright his crazy lineups will finally have that umph to get us back into the playoffs. Im more worried about melo. Please go away taller more famous version of ellis

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitey

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I will drink a beer if Rowand doesn't DP

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

good I am thirsty

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap ive seen it all

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

When Rowand gets a hit, you know it’s a good day for offense.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know I am dream

back to back singles by Eli and Scott

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda?

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate HR would complete the trifecta

by revdmv on Sep 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

nice job Nate, hustled that out so Panda can set the franchise team DP record now.

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Bumgarner's two hits in an inning discussed?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

not enough. Deserves its own wiki pageimo

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was mentioned. Uribe sorta overshadowed.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

but we’re onto how weird it is now with teh scott white hits

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs’ announcers reaction was discussed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is happening to SBN?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NO UI!!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t be the only person without the comments auto-refreshing?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s screwy.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's finally auto-refreshing for me.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t keep up with the Giants scoring frenzy, servers are crashing everywhere.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like an extravaganza

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really Panda...really...

RBI single with a 12 run lead…can’t hit to the right side yesterday

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Redemption!

Whiteside, Scott and Panda all with hits!

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, let the kid bat……

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by bmett65 on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Rohlinger play third too

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could hit for mad bum, who’s on deck.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he has proven himself to be a major league player.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice to see Panda hit a rocket.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did it knock Clemens out, or just stun him?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, he’s stunned alright.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak?

I’ve seen him hit. I want to see Ford!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking ahead

Bochy is more likely to use Velez as an actual pinch hitter in the future and wants him to get the at bats. Ford is going to hit after we are in or out of the playoffs for sure.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is like

“Ford who?”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY: “The eugenicist? Fuck that guy.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinto?

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy is like

Ford? Found On Road Dead? I’d rather go with Chevelez!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why hasn't Ford batted?

This is the perfect time to let him hit. Sigh Bochy.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No major league experience.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the old Bork-22

Not enough experience to put him into a tightly contested ballgame.

by maysian on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo dawg

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow that's way too effing big

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dream of the day I can say this to Joe Mauer.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

haha

and lol

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down big fella.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Must rein in just a bit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

your secret is safe with the entire internet. no need to worry.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were concerned about MadBum's innings

why keep trotting him out there?

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by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Heaven help us...

Velez in left

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

defensive replacement!

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Circles aimlessly

by Bar None on Sep 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kicks tires

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez in LF

sigh Bochy. C’mon.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I just can’t help it, I cringe whenever the ball is hit in his general direction.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about that. Bochy said he would give Ford some at bats. This was the perfect time to do it, especially seeing as we are going to a HUGE outfield tomorrow. What does Bochy do? He puts our soon to be DFA’d POS out there then puts the comedy of errors in left.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is what should happen

Fontenot goes out. Put Buriess at SS
Move Velez to 2B
Bring in Ford at LF

by paull80 on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: Torture

But hey, at least we’re not Cubs fans.

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants go to Chicago 2x next year

once in mid-May (Fr-Sun), once at the end of June (Tu-Th). One of those could be worth a road trip.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone just see the Rays game...

walk
HBP
HBP
HBP

Run scored

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a remote possibility if it were the Giants.

Also, I feel kinda bad, but it’s a bit funny to see Sabathia get lit up. And then Girardi thinks his best relievers are Chamberlain and Javier Vazquez.

Chamberlain + Vazquez = start of Yankees’ Gasoline Alley?

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. And sorry about the cracker remark earlier. It was a poorly-executed joke.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wah?

you weren’t talking about saltines? then i feel bad for my camembert joke.

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to myself, owing to the fact that I’m white and all. It was just a very, very dumb thing to say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no apologies necessary.

i got your joke, intent and all. it was/is funny and harmless word-play. i am usually aware of what i say when i say it and in this instance fully aware of the ways “cracker” was likely to be taken in a double entendre sort of way. there were arguably worse double meanings above what you said. don’t fret.

…says the dumb white guy, me.

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by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't feel bad for the Yankees.

I feel bad for Sabathia, since he’s a Vallejo native and all.

Makes you wonder, though, if half of his contract could at least help get his hometown out of bankruptcy.

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

betcha Panda could find a way to walk into a double play…

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

update

Sac Fly…run score
Walk

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

weak ass AB, Burriss. i’d rather see Rohlinger there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather see Ford.

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it would have been overkill

but i really wanted to get to 20 hits

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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too late!

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

best shape of his life

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Wilson got two days rest

for the Rockies series

GOOD

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey look, it's runzler

good to see him back

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Get him some playing time before the PO :-)

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Heatley....

Is a terrible human being

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what are you talking about

danny heatly save children
but not duck children

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We were .2 ERA away from the Pads a couple weeks ago. We are now ahead of them.
  1. pitching in MLB. Now please just win enough to get to the playoffs, guys.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Went out to dinner just after the first Uribe dinger

All subsequent runs are thanks to Olive Garden.

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Not an Olive Garden fan

but I will like it if it means more Giants runs

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom-in-law in town, it's her fave

But heading into Colorado, I’m eating there every night rest of the week

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll mean runs for someone.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rimshot

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But okay, would you deal with a weekend of explosive diarrhea if it meant a Rockies sweep?

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The terms would need to be better defined, those terms a bit too ambiguous for me.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see Burriss playing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THE HAVENOT ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW

BUT IF HE WERE, HE’D BE STANDING

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm standing

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Hakan jokes

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by L-Nova on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  


"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was veruh, veruh nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Up 13-0 in the 9th, I thought we would win

But didn’t want to jinx us

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YaY TeaM!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Cubs!

And thanks to Mike Quade for playing out the season the right way and making sure that his best pitchers will face the Padres. Go get ’em, boys!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Saving Zambrano for the Pads is awesome.

by NHL84 on Sep 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So can the Poopdres lose tonight?

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

tied for wild card.. controlling destiny etc.

by mlb22 on Sep 23, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I also like the pitching matchups v. Colo

2 out of 3
First game, someone wins 1-0
Second game, someone wins 2-1
Third game, Giants blowout

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s been our pattern at least. Two pitchers duels followed by a run explosion.

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just setting up the torture for later.

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by Merope on Sep 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...all warmed up for this weekend

Pitching is awesome, hitting might be back on track. Let’s do this!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I recall having this belief

on Sunday…especially the hitting part…

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum v. Chacin next

Timmeh will pitch great again. Chacin’s exactly the kind of pitcher who’s been giving us fits.

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe he has already given us a fit earlier in the year.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. As did De la Rosa, game two starter

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 23, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes all the runs for the Rockies series

by monsterlxe on Sep 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants' bats frustrate in Cubs' shutout

This was the chronicle’s headline for last nights game. Ironically it is applicable for tonight’s game.

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 23, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

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