FJM/Deadspin Destroy Eckstein
Tim LinCyYoung turned me on to this in last night's PG Thread, and it was one of the most humorous/bilious things I've ever read. Enjoy.
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Everything yesterday on Deadspin was glorious.
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Sep 23, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
quite a funny article
until
“Expelliarmus!” said Eckstein, attempting to knock the bat out of Matt Kemp’s hands, just before Kemp laced a single to center.
then i fucking lost it.
FJM had a long history of tearing apart articles like this about Eckstein.
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Yeah, great stuff. Up next, three time all star and former batting champion Freddy Sanchez?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 24, 2010 5:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don’t think you can compare Eck and Freddy. Freddy gots a mean glove! And he was at least able to hit once in his career.
Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 24, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Freddy
If only you were six inches shorter, worse at baseball, and not Hispanic you could have had bad hyperbolic pieces written about you too.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus they like Freddy because one time he said clutch stats are worthless.
http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2007/04/i-know-im-going-to-make-fun-of-someone.html
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