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Post-game thread: Giants flail, fail

Well, one doesn't just walk into Wrigley Field and expect to score against Randy Wells. C'mon. That's Randy Wells! We're just lucky to be able to watch him, his 88-mph fastball, and his loopy breaking ball. Sometimes you get beat by the best in the game, and you just have to tip your cap.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 22, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Andres Torres.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 22, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get better, Andres! We miss you.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that feeling where I was like ‘hey, they are actually putting together good, professional at-bats here’.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean has built a home run hitting team

Around old guys who can’t hit home runs.

Well done. It’s going good. Don’t change a thing.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Sep 22, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And more Guillen please.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Sep 22, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would you rather have?

Who should Sabean have acquired? I’m guessing you don’t like the Burrell and Huff acquisitions either, right?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have been pretty okay without Guillen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he can run.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

How about power?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

Guillen has some more power than Nate. But Nate can still get to second on a ball hit to the outfield and play good defense.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

What about defense?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

So both of them are on the team now. Botchy chooses to play Guillen over Nate. Offense over defense. So you know more about Baseball than Botch.

Science.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a healthy amount of room for offense vs. defense debates, but “the manager knows more than you” is a real copout.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR A BOTCH!!!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So You Trust The Decisions Of The Professionals, Eh?

LOL

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I got the “you can’t talk because you’re not a pro” and “LOL nerd in mom’s basement” memes on consecutive replies. Can a brother get a “I’ve been here longer than you” for the trifecta?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No...

I just put much stock in people complaining about decisions…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU. You don't even get to ask for that comment.

Only someone who’s been here longer would get to ask for that.

Oh wait.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackpot!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I was commenting about the relative weight I should put to an opinion…fans are always “right” because no one calls them out for their mistakes…Coaches/players do…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail? Because my reply was obviously to WhereThere’s…

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t be putting relative weight to opinions. You should be forming your own.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right? It's so funny (laugh out loud)!

Bochy really botched it up in 2007 and 2008 with those juggernaut teams. You surely would have made the playoffs as manager.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

If you can’t question the decision of a manager in a particular instance without proving that you yourself would have done better several years prior with a completely different team than I don’t know what we’re doing here.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone has ripped on Botchy from time to time.

As goes with every manager. Even ones that win 100 games and a championship. But now? Over playing Guillen over Nate? Nate had his chance. It’s an old debate. If anyone is going to rip Boch over what he has done this season while in first place they deserved to get ridiculed by me. Im my humble opinion that is. Feel free to ponder your life choices/decisions on how you spend your time on a baseball blog though. It’s amusing.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate had his chance.

cues laughtrack

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just typing this!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relative to John Bowker, sure.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

3-3, 2B, HR, IBB

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 84 PA

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really...

this is in support of someone who just listed 3 PA as evidence

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think DrDC was so much as considering Tay’s comments when he made his reply.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also don’t think Tay said anything other than listing Bowker’s numbers today. I’m not the one reading beyond what the post said, he is.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he was...

he was intimating that Bowker did not get a chance with the Giants and used his good day to support such a claim…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, actually I don’t think he was doing that at all.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I think he was simply responding to a Bowker reference, not offering 3 at-bats as some kind of definitive proof of potential.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 AB’s prove everything you need to know about a player!

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Giant’s way’d

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. You need a week.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a big Nate supporter...

in 2008 and 2009 with nothing to lose and everything to gain. Not now, and a few missed at bats here and ther is not enough to say he still may be the answer. During a pennant race!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
a few missed at bats here and ther

Year PAs
2007 117
2008 81
2009 308
2010 242

That’s, what, barely a full season of ABs spread over four years?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up Randy Winn’s 2009 numbers.
Look up Aaron Rowand’s 2010 numbers.
Look up how many PA’s they had.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

The grass is always greener…

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreover . . .

. . . the key word there is “spread”. Most batters do better when played regularly, meaning maybe 2/3 or 3/4 time minimum; not a few can scarcely do much at all without such play frequency. In the few brief spells when Schierholtz has had reasonably regular play, he has performed well, quite well. Regrettably, those spells are too few and too short to enable the drawing of a solid conclusion that he is really a good player, but they are strongly suggestive of it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the argument got off track somewhere. Nobody said that Nate was the answer. Anybody who said that would be foolish. The original discussion was over whether or not it was worthwhile to pursue Guillen with Nate on the roster. Neither player is all that good. Neither player is the answer. And if they are, I’d hate to be the team with that question. It’s never been about “Does Nate Schierholtz put this team over the top?” Because, no, he doesn’t.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THat's my bad...

I “guided” the conversation in that way…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate had his chance.

Really? When?

It’s an old debate.

Yes, and if you bothered to look at what’s been said around here about it, you’ll maybe get an idea of why a lot of people here still think it’s a good point.

If anyone is going to rip Boch over what he has done this season while in first place they deserved to get ridiculed by me.

Oh! That’s right! I completely forgot about the old rule about how if a manager’s team is in first place, it’s because of him and never possibly in spite of him and we, as lowly fans, dare not question him.

Feel free to ponder your life choices/decisions on how you spend your time on a baseball blog though. It’s amusing.

Glad to have your approval! And I aim to amuse. :)

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait for a few hours

When this SD-LA game finishes, the Giants will be a 1/2 game back. Then you can feel free to criticize Bochy.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Fucking manager of the year nominees will be ripped if they don’t win the series.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need the end result to justify my opinions though. Criticizing a manager for making a poor choice should be independent of the result. We won last night. I still think Velez as a defensive replacement in a one run game was an incredibly stupid choice.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problems with criticizing a bad mistake

but I do have a problem with criticizing the choice of one player of another, especially since the choices are not that obvious

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

People have the right to criticize. If you have a problem with that then I don’t know what to tell you.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, this is coming dangerously close to the point where he’s basically just criticizing us for criticizing.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone has an equal right to criticize

It’s just my opinion as to the legitimacy of those criticisms..

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a wimmins thing?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it wasn’t. But you just had to go there, Dr., didn’t you??

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda, I’m like an expert on the matter.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Octagynecologist

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half shark-alligator
Half man

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by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His skin turns orange and green in the limousine

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we talking about me?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you Mr Gerbik?

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by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sclerosis of the eye

by m22 on Sep 23, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? That’s a ridiculously arbitrary line to draw. If Bochy decides to play Ishi over Huff for the rest of the season he deserves criticism. And I’m sorry, but waiting for “obvious” choices to present themselves as alternatives isn’t exactly the smartest managing idea.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well only obvious choices are easy to analyze.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball statistics are oddly available to anyone who wants to look at them through the magic of the internet. Or they can just stay ignorant. Whatever.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did amuse me!

You got a rise out of me too!

Yes!!!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/insert Walrusman joke

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! Don’t insert it! That’s just what he wants you to do!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s like you were waiting for the right moment to lay that one out.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"My god!"

“Th… That’s the Overlord’s music!”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat more pineapple or yogurt?

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to rec this.

…so bad, I can taste it.

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by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

"the old rule about how if a manager’s team is in first place, it’s because of him and never possibly in spite of him"

Recc’d that one. Sparky Anderson was one of the very nicest men one could ever meet, and dumb as a rock. But he is, in the collective mind of baseball, one of the all-time great managers. As he once remarked in my presence, smiling and puffing on his pipe, “It’s amazing how smart a manager gets when he has good players.” Part of his nicenes was his humility.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate had his chance

Wait…What ? Oh..you’re serious.

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Noe many at bats did he have before the all star break this year? Look it up Nerd!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that many.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...

160 AB’s. About 10.6 at bats per week over 15 weeks, or about 1.9 at bats per game.

In contrast, Guillen has had 106 AB’s (not including tonight) in just over a month.

Nate’s WAR for 2010 +0.8 and a UZR/150 of 20.3

Guillen WAR (with the Giants) +0.1 and UZR/150 of (12.6)

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You weren’t actually supposed to look it up.

Nerd.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

These nerds spend too much time on the internet looking up stats. The internet is for nerds.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

All stats are nerdy, except for Ribeyez

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's adorable

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till you read the comment about how Panda “isn’t doing his job”!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, we’ve been ripping Bochy way before today.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bone to pick
If anyone is going to rip Boch over what he has done this season while in first place they deserved to get ridiculed by me.

You know what? No one deserves to be ridiculed by you. No one. Not even our most worthless posters who have been banned. Not even Dodgers.

Your “ridicule” is nothing more than pointing and laughing. I know many 12-13 year olds with low reading/comprehension levels who can do the same.

I wouldn’t be posting this if you at least had some creativity. Or perhaps if you had shared some sort of counter-argument.

I see that you attempted one a little below but the door got slammed on that pretty quick. Come with something a little stronger before you start ridiculing others.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to play devils advocate here, but I’ve probably engaged in some Dodger ridiculing for time to time.

I think the bigger point here is that you can’t really effectively ridicule someone for their opinion unless you can offer good evidence for why it’s stupid. And yelling “we’re in first place!!!!” over and over again doesn’t really meet that burden.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL WE ARE

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO DEAL WITH IT

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You can ridicule Dodgers. The troll can’t.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you put him in his place

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN WHAT A SHOT!

HOLY TOLEDO!

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Obviously Missed The Joke

But that’s cool.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Believe thats why the economy is the way it is.

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
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Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/owlcroft’d

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually knew this was coming when he mentioned Bochy’s “baseball knowledge.”

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I was thinking, “Where the FUCK is owlcroft? He’s going to have so much fun with this!”

And then there he was.

I wonder if he can read my mind or something . . .

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an incredible post by owlcroft

I also agree with all the things you said above.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I see now that the delay of his response was due to the effort he put into that post. And the last line is still epic.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Sabork’d broken down in a beatiful masterfully written paragraph.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well put.

And that last line killed me. :D

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean delenda est?

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alea jacta est. Or in plain English: Owlcroft took high-school Latin.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, he did not.

He just remembers oddments of history, and knows where Wikipedia resides on the web.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Carthage.

Always causin’ a ruckus.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, darn

Apologies. I’ve had good luck with that one before.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took high school Latin and I suspect my teacher was a pedophile!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suspect or know?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He once drew a picture of diaper-clad children chasing each other with whips on the chalkboard while we took a test. He would aways hand back quizzes and tests saying ‘here are your testes back’.
He was, as I was informed by a classmate who had spent a year at the seminary where this teacher lived, a raging alcoholic, and frequently told us to ‘walk the Roman mile’ when he was hung over, meaning we got a second lunch period.
He told us in no uncertain terms that for a bottle of Johnny Walker Black he would give you a B (but an A you had to earn). I believe one of my classmates took him up on it.
Oddly, he was one of my favorite teachers – a completely wacked out, individual, entertaining presence in a very structured, authoritarian system that demanded conformity above all.
But no, I don’t actually know if that’s what you’re asking.

semper ubi sub ubi

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sine qua non.

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by bgunn on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

semper ubi sub ubi

lacuna quo vivo

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man the last line was just like “hell yeah you tell ’em.”

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, much as I carp about Bochy myself, his managerial resume won’t even appear in the ring with yours unless you guarantee it 99% of the gate.

It is, on the other hand, a little afraid to hang out with Steve Decker’s.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you have just said...

Also, I will beat your baseball resume to a bloody pulp, then take a large shit on it.

Also, Botch.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just forced my forehead into my palm.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know...

You guys are all correct.

Sabean, Bochy, Guillen, etc…

First place sucks balls. I got it.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

First place for, what, another hour at most?

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really. And stop trying to insinuate that because the team is (momentarily) in first there’s nothing to disagree with. There are certain changes that could be made that might make this a better team. I’m not going to stay quiet about them just because we’re currently in first.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

We have to be quiet for two more innings, while the Giants are in first place. You can’t complain about a first place team!!!

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole time

I have been waiting to hear what you whould have done. Maybe I should have asked earlier, but whatever. What would you have changed?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game, PR for Ishikawa in the 8th inning. Last night, not use Velez as a defensive replacement.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A while ago, I might have entertained this question. But it’s become clear from you posts tonight that you’re just here to troll. You’ve demonstrated that you’re not interested in bringing any thoughtful discussion to this board, so I’m not going to bother taking the time to give you an honest answer when you’re just going to make a troll response.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would get a TL;DR anyways.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. So why waste my time?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

tl;dr

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by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

/beats up your non-reply into a bloody pulp
//poops on said pulp

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

///sells pulp

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

///buys pulp

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Profit!

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a problem

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No refunds.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw shit

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I understand there’s shit on it!

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh...

The Pads! Ahhh!

Oh no, what an awesome team! I’m so scared!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flawless argument!

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped being sarcastic about the Padres being a good team once it became clear that they really actually are a good team. It’s fair to be worried about them, especially with one more series against them upcoming.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 game losing streak?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not coach by a dunce cap wearing log head?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*coached

Also not a team filled with lumberjacks and water buffalo’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

buffalos

You could look it up.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies great master owlcraft

For I have raped the apostrophes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

air commas

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by bgunn on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

84-66?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And still only a half game out of first.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to rate how good a team is based on a loosing streak?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flinch

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I flinch?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flinched.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a Galapagos flinch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has nothing to do with that

Also, I will beat your baseball resume to a bloody pulp, then take a large shit on it.

That just makes you lose a lot of credibility. He replied with a thought-out and very legitimate response. And you say, that. You’ve definitely won me over.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL;DR

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re just here to stir shit up, then?

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what if I am?

What are you going to do about it?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask you to either flesh out your arguments more fully or stop.

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

Bunch of nerds gathering and joining forces Power Rangers style

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

U MAD

That you didn’t get to be pink?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

What if I am?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Are you going to do about it?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember, we don’t have a Blue Ranger.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Power Rangers were representing the forces of Might, Right, Truth, and Justice, right?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think your swaying his judgment

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not about him anymore.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is Might, Boch is Right, Sabes is Truth, and Wilson is Justice for some reason.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that like it’s a bad thing

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s MORPHING TIME!

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flinch

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of flinching

Did you see all the new W/B Pokemon pics before Nintendo made everyone take them down?

THERE’S A SEA GODDAMN TURTLE

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaa?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pokemon Black and White came out in Japan the other day and some sites had pictures of all the new Pokemon. Then Nintendo sent them all letters telling them to take them down (WTF).

Anyway, some of the new ones are fucking weird, but there’s a sea turtle!!

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which

pretty much ensures that I’m going to start with either the Pig or the Snake dude. Sorry kind of ugly Sea Otter :(

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping to see the other picture. The one where the other two starters are making fun of the otter online.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ALREADY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD OTTER POKEMON

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buizel/Floatzel

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/intrigued.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would find a picture, but I don’t remember what its actual name is and there are no pictures anymore

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

here’s every pokemon ever, including the new ones

http://stuff.veekun.com/bw-montage.png

there’s some weirdass stuff there, like the ice cream cone, but I like quite a few of them as well. And it’s apparently new Pokemon only for the main part of the game until the E4, which I think is a great idea.

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that link JP...

I always get so lost in the Pokemon subthreads.

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny looking otter has a drastically different third form.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I find it bizarre too. The middle form is not bad and then it just goes somewhere completely unexpected.

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha oh man

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Thanks for stopping by

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Tris is crazy.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Dude’s just a troll.

Is he, perhaps, hokysmokes?

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured

You minions would have caught it.

Still, he reminds me of hokysmokes in some ways.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hokysmokes actually tried to debate. You can see the difference.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, he got off the debate train pretty quick and switched to an “i’m just going to respond with random statistics that are clearly skewed” MO. Then he finished it off with sexist comments.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than pooping on things.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people are into it.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t google wimmens poopin

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by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have we gotten any stats from manabout, skewed or otherwise? I think he went straight to nonsense.

Though I can see pooppulp becoming a meme.

Pooppulp.
I like it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to hkysmksBW but I can see your confussion

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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll pulp on your poop.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he didn't

You can’t debate if you never respond to your opponents points and just repeat your own and then insult them.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

I think I just defended a guy who actually told me to “go fuck yourself,” when I was talking about Aaron Rowand and hadn’t talked with the guy in days. Weird.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… just out of curiosity… are you just trolling now? Because that would be great to know.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I am trolling a Giants site as a Giants fan

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are. Just because we’re all Giants fans here doesn’t mean we march in lockstep with the organization. “My team, right or wrong” went out the window when fans got internet access and started thinking for themselves.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but I’ll give my team the benifit of the doubt when in a pennant race when there isn’t any glaring fuck-ups. But you keep nitpicking and bitching though. Your good at it.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are actually. And it hard to give a team the benifit of the doubt when they have scored 1 run in two games

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 win in 2 games too!

This team is built on pitching. Yes it fucking TORTURE, but lets not all start blaming Torres for his appendix bursting.

Fucking pussy btw. Hang with ’em!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Dibble?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably he is.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, THIS is amusing

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blaming by association

Torres is out. Who was a Sabean farm system guy. All of a sudden, we have a bunch of pretty interchangeable outfielders and no lead off hitter. So of course it is Bochy and Guillens fault for not knowing how to win. Plus Cain should understand the science of winning too.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres was a Sabean farm system guy?

That’s a liberal definition of farm system guy that you’ve got there.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been in Fresno on rehab assignments! What more do you want?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say he was probably at one time on a farm and them Sabean was all like, “Damn! You can play a motherfuckin’ center field!” and Torress was all like, “Hells ya bitch!, lets do his damn thin in your system!”

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we can hear it again in the near future.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chapter 2

Boch is all like, “Torrey you should start and play center and beat lead off. Then Torres is all like, Yesss!!! Finally someone sees my talent! I’m doing so good!”. Then he bitch slaps Rowand and makes him a steak for every RBI he gets. Torres goes on to be awesome, until…

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliffhanger!

Letter2 has some competition!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I destroy any and all challengers.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, at this point you’re just making shit up.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVER THE LINE!

Mark it zero, Dude.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically you're saying

You have no value to provide whatsoever? Good to know.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This deserves a rec.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet, curiously . . .

. . . you know what the very last line of it says.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean, Bochy, Guillen, etc. are on the Giants.

The Giants are in first place (at the moment).

Ergo, Sabean, Bochy, Guillen are why the Giants are in first place.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’re an odd bird.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR R A BIRD!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m m am not.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more ARRRRRRRRRR, matey.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, begin.

You play white: make the first move. Document your credentials.

(I know this is a game adults don’t play, and I’m a sucker for entering it, but remember Didactylos.)

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got 5 on owl.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/everyone knows better than to take this bet

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll introduce a spread.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

One in a million chances?

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

manabout is actually Frank Robinson.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, then I don’t want him to go now.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Robby was always nice to me. But you knew that.

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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, he’s a pool shark but for baseball cred

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 23, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t do very well on my OWLs, so I don’t think I’m ever going to be an Auror.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Nobody?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you!

Last week I did the math and figured out that Harry just turned 30 about a month ago.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm curious as to how this math was done?

I’m not trying to be smart. This is a legitimate question.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole story takes place in the 90s. I believe Harry was born in 1980 and therefore would be 30 this year.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 22, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowling is pretty cagey about identifying details, but:

Each book starts with his birthday, in late July or early August So in his second year he attends Nearly-Headless Nick’s 500th deathday party. The cake at that party says Nick was executed on October 31st, 1492, so the 500th anniversary party happened in 1992. Thus, for Harry to be both 12 and at that party, he must have been born in 1980.

Like me! :D

Mind you, there are numerous inconsistencies in this theory; when our heroes first meet N-H Nick in Book 1, he says sadly that he hasn’t eaten in “nearly 400 years,” and IIRC Rowling mentions a Playstation at some point before it could’ve existed.

So I’m just pushing my favorite theory for the lulz. I once wrote an essay in college proving that Robert Frost’s “Mending Wall” was actually about European geopolitics leading into WWI.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are any number of magical circumstances that could potentially account for NHN eating posthumously. And “playstation” was a wizard term for… something… and then Sony ripped it off.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what I decided, too. 1980 it is!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

born in 1980 that is

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going to ask you to translate :/

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s leviOHsa, not levioSAH.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potters out of style

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could always become a Death Eater.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. People will start getting your jokes again in 57 days.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Snape wouldn’t let you take potions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy seriously has it out for me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lupin’s ghost will fail you at Defense Against Dark ARts.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rereading the series now, actually.

I just talked my gf into tackling it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on Goblet of Fire (my favorite).

The Triwizard Tournament is just about to start.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR MOVE!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I play prison rules chess...

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shanks owlcroft with bishop

/points and laughs

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fuck your roommate?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
And yes, my baseball resume can beat up your baseball resume

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 22, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

owlcroft

it isn’t your style, but that last line should be your signature.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 23, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

single best line you've ever written on this site

Bravo, Eric. You are part of the family now.

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by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couple responses

First, managing is about more than what you do for th nine innings. Its about how you handle the clubhouse etc. Bochy is obviously very good at that. Second, Bochy isn’t responsible for the roster, Sabean is. Third, I’d be curious to know what you base the assertion that he is stuck on HR’s and RBI’s as the be all end all. I’m not saying you are wrong – I’d just like to see the proof.

Bochy drives me nuts a lot. Indeed his unwillingness to sit Sandoval is, imo, hurting the Ginats big time right now. As is his unwillingness to give take signs. That’s right – fucking take signs. At this point, Sandoval should be on orders to take a strike – particularly with runners on base. I’d give the same order to Cody Ross, Freddie Sanchez and Guillen. Uribe is another problem – but he actually has a modicum of success swinging at the first pitch.

Burrell Posey and Huff all are a bit more selective.

As I slowly move back to the point – bochy has ovearall done a good job this year. He has his team 1/2 game out with 10 to play. And this is a very flawed team.

I’d like to see what he could do with some speed and some balance in the lineup. A couple high OBP guys that can run would sure be nice.

by lexluth7 on Sep 23, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get too worked up over Bochy

I think most managers are just a means to an end – and unless they are glaringly idiotic, their impact over the course of a season is marginal.

This offensive lineup is still an anchor around Brian Sabean’s neck. He caught lightning with certain individuals, but overall we are still seeing the same sub-par type of offense that’s been a Giants’ hallmark for the last five seasons.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 23, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure Bochy is "obviously very good" in the clubhouse

I think it’s pretty hard for us, as outsides, to know one way or another. From what they say to the media, his players generally seem pretty comfortable with him, but it would take something extreme for them to say otherwise. The Hanley Ramirez/Fredi Gonzalez dustup comes to mind, but that’s the exception rather than the rule.

Schierholtz and Rowand have accepted their limited roles well, which might be considered in Bochy’s favor, but he wasn’t able to achieve the same with Lewis or Frandsen or Molina.

It seems clear that Bochy is not a terrible “clubhouse manager”, but I don’t see the evidence for him being clearly above average.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this more of a Sabean problem than a Bochy problem though? Sabez is the one filling our team with the HR/RBI guys who lack OBP.

I guess I’m missing the point.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think Bochy has any effect on who Sabean brings in? I’m sure he has some input on who he wants.

Also, Sabean isn’t the one that bats Bengie Molina cleanup and Aaron Rowand leadoff.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t really know. I would have been fine finding out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I think the team would have been fine, too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty much my point. I would have been okay without Guillen because he doesn’t really make a difference.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like on Sunday?

He could have made a difference today as well, if Panda doesn’t hit a ball to the wrong side of the field with him on second and nobody out. Every time the team loses, the anti Guillen nonsense starts again. Every loss is his fault.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 22, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Todd Linden totally hit RBIs for the Giants, too. That’s what happens when you play guys: occasionally they contribute positively to the team. But “what he did on Sunday” doesn’t make Guillen a better overall option than Nate. That’s a ridiculous argumentative turn.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Gillen is swinging the bat farily well right now

The problem is that the Giants have several Guillens in the lineup. Guys that grip and rip with no clue: Ross, Guillen, Sandoval and Uribe. That’s 4. Sanchez isn’t exactly a high OBP guy either – but he also has little power so I don’t include him.

Burrell isn’t included cause he walks. Posey and Huff are the only well rounded hitters in the lineup. And of course they are right now the slowest team I’ve ever seen.

by lexluth7 on Sep 23, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that the Giants have several Guillens in the lineup. Guys that grip and rip with no clue..

Situational game awareness. This is one of the tasks that Bochy struggles with. As good as he is with the pitching staff, he is that bad with the hitters. Take a pitch Giants hitters ! Hit to the right side with a runner on third ! Stop trying to hit a HR every AB !

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by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really see the connection between those issues and Bochy.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Manager of the team is it not Bochys responsibility to set the line up, the structure and strategy of the team ?

Does he not meet with his hitting instructors and base coaches to outline the preferred actions (strategy) of the hitters in game situations ? Is Flannery not relaying signs to the hitters ? Do the Giants not have a “take” sign ? Is there a HR sign ?

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And . . .

. . . as mrs. owlcroft so often laments during games, “Is there no such thing as a take sign anymore?”

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a below-average offense, he becomes the culprit because his defense and speed (which have cost us runs before). I think part of it is that he has barely been with the team and, outside of Sunday, hasn’t contributed a really big hit to win a game. A new player is a lot easier to like after he hits a late-inning HR to win a game.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda has to sit

He should be benched the rest of the year. Period. He is going to need the off season to try to figure it out. But watching him flail like a little leauger at anything within 2 feet of the strike zone (particularly with runners on) has run its course. Play Fontenot.

by lexluth7 on Sep 23, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 23, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn’t have given up on Nate after one slump, but then again I’m not a guy who let Rowand, Winn and Renteria out there night after fucking night as they slumped and proved they were shit on a stick repeatedly.

I’d take Ross over Guillen. Apparently he was available. I’d take anyone who can run. BECAUSE THIS IS A TEAM THAT SHOULD BE PLAYING SMALL BALL. Guillen should be a DH, nothing else. He’s painful to watch and he only has one hit that has really helped this team during this pennant race.

I’d also rather have Travis at first and Huff in the outfield. But that’s just me. I just want the guys who play the best and suit the team the best.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Sep 22, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In scattered, sporadic, inconsistent playing time.

Why yes, I did help a friend study for the GRE today. How’d you know?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is . . .

. . . no team that should be playing small ball. Small ball is based on the idea that if you have an offensively weak team, you should follow a strategy that makes them weaker yet. Earl Weaver won what he won, and Gene Mauch won what he won.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not so much about "playing small ball", but when an opportunity exists, such as

making the “right” kind of out or in getting the runner from third to score without a hit, those are things that fall into “small ball”, those types of things the Giants are not doing well.

by inthesquat on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are playing the right way

then those things matter less

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by DrStankus on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunk.

You have to be able to score in ways besides three run homers. No one is suggesting they play like the ’62 Dodgers. But part of a BALANCED offensse is being able to move a runner over (hitting to the right side with no one out and a runner on second does not mean you are throwing your at-bat away, you stillhave the opportunity to get a hit).

When you have a bunch of ploders, finding ways to stay out of DP’s is nice, dont ya think?

When you have a pitching stafff that has held a team to less than 3 runs for 16 striaght games down the stretch, it may make a bit of sense to play for one run here and there – don’t ya think?

Some activity on the bases – an occasional hit and run also makes sense.

Absolutes don’t work. We are not talking about a philospohy from day 1. We are talking about trying to squeeze out an extra run here and there over the next 10 games.

by lexluth7 on Sep 23, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I see: we’re not talking about drawing to inside straights—we are talking about drawing to this inside straight.

Small ball is a strategy. Its associated tactics include the sac bunt, the stolen base attempt, the hit-and-run; they do not include hitting to the right side or speed on the bases. In short, they comprise the idea that it is wise to make or risk outs, but certain kinds of outs, outs that supposedly advance runners. Hitting to the right side to move a runner over is not giving up an out, any more than hitting a sac fly is, because the batter is trying to do something that has almost a normal chance of getting a hit: he is only surrendering a little to, as the case may be, go to right or loft the ball into the outfield. That is not “small ball”; bunting is.

If absolutes don’t work, do you draw to inside straights when your gut tells you to? Or do you play the percentages? That’s what smart baseball is: playing the percentages. That’s why Earnshaw Cook’s groundbreaking book was entitled Percentage Baseball.

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have a farm system...

That produces hitters. Then Sabean wouldn’t constantly be forced into desperate FA signings like Guillen, Ross, Scott and Rent.

2010 has been a year when Sabean has largely come up roses in his acquisitions. Usually, he hasn’t been so lucky.

But even when Sabean has a good year, he still can’t put a good offense together without a productive farm system.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen was not the problem in this game

Buster 3 SO…could not put the ball in play in the 1st
Panda not being able to advance Guillen to 3rd with no outs..

2 runs right there

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That double play Guillen hit into was pretty ridiculous though. Soooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooow.

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by neurofarm on Sep 22, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a shot!

That the shortstop barely handled!

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree he wasn’t the problem. I’m just getting sick of the station-to-station baseball the Giants play, where they can’t score from 1st on a double (twice), and then the Cubs score from second on a wild pitch.

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by neurofarm on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he didn’t. Should have been safe at first easily

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by DAinLA on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And nearly any other runner in the game would have been safe.

Your point is irrelevant. He smoked it, he didn’t. The bobble was enough to get slowjam to first easy.

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by DAinLA on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you come up with a runner on first in the late innings of a close game, a hard grounder to short is not something to brag about.

by Evan on Sep 22, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is

A hard hit ball is a hard hit ball…the fact it went to the SS is just luck..

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hard hit grounder in that situation has an outstanding chance of becoming a double play. It happens even to the best sometimes, but it’s still a failure.

by Evan on Sep 22, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

So a player should aim to hit the ball softly?

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a fly ball has a high probability to get caught

I just don’t get your point.

It was a well hit ball and a good play by the shortstop.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but major-league infielders get to the majority of grounders, even the well-hit ones. And with Guillen running, almost every grounder they get to is going to be a double play. If he hits the ball in the air, it’s a little more likely that he’ll make an out, but it’s far less likely that he makes two, and the chance that he gets extra bases goes way up.

by Evan on Sep 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

GB/FB splits mean nothing! Nothing!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it also has something to do with where in the swing the bat meets the ball, what part of the bat meets what part of the ball, how fast the bat swing is, how fast the ball is traveling, and what kind of pitch it is. So I’m not sure if “luck” isn’t a slight oversimplification. Possibly even a little misleading.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Guillen was still doing his best impression of Molina out there on the basepaths

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he's slow...

I have no problem with it (or Bengie) when they hit the ball hard…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ridiculous. If they hit balls that should be doubles and only get to first, that’s a problem. And if they live and die by the home run and don’t hit at least 50 in a season, that’s a problem.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about it.

The question is not, and never for an instant should be, what someone else would have gotten on this or that ball. You look at the numbers that a player puts up, and the possibility, or probability, that he could have bigger numbers were he faster is right out of it. Are the actual numbers he is putting up satisfactory? That is the one and only question.

For Guillen as a Giant, there is no clear answer owing to SSS. Two days ago, he looked great; a day ago he looked pretty good; tomorrow he’ll probably look sort of OK; the day after that remains to be seen, but it could go any way—up, down, sideways. But to say what anybody else would have done with the balls he has hit is comically—or perhaps tragically—mistaken: it’s what he has done with them that matters, for better or for worse.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t exactly making the argument here of Guillen over Nate. I was more disputing calbear’s argument that if they hit the ball hard, we should be happy. There are so few absolutes in baseball, people are always trying to create more in the face of such contrary evidence.

So I agree with you and I still believe that Guillen was a poor choice.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see a problem

with being happy that the ball is hit hard. What more can you expect from a hitter?

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hits.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, HRs preferrably

However, I just don’t get how you can complain and cry about a guy hitting the ball really hard but making an out.

Swinging at crap out of the strike zone and not having a clue at the plate – complain away, but when a guy smacks the ball but makes an out (or two) I just don’t get the griping.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe usually hits the ball hard when he makes contact. Have you seen his line lately?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This discussion was about a hard hit ball

Not an overall offensive ability. I don’t gripe about Uribe’s hard hit balls that make outs either.

Sorry, I don’t mean to belabor the point, but I get a little sick of the Guillen bashing when he doesn’t deserve it and I was a big fan of his acquisition either.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASN'T

I wasn’t a big fan of his acquisition either.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t Guillen bashing though. My point was that rating player contributions by how hard they hit a ball is completely pointless. And I also think Guillen was a mistake. These two points may have crossed on this occasion, but they are also independent of each other.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I looked . . .

. . . that was legal and socially acceptable.

Myself, I, too, much prefer Schierholtz over Guillen, but that doesn’t equate to “Guillen is an unmitigated disaster”, which is what many here are saying.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Unmitigated disaster” is a little far. I’m thinking more along the lines of “pointless”

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry . . .

. . . wasn’t meaning to suggest this or that person. Pointless, yes, I could go with that.

Ah, it just occurs to me that we’re both overlooking an obvious point: Schierholtz, like Ross, is just a fringe extra bench player—the Biggest Head in the Bay Area—a profesional baseball man!—says so.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no problem with players that convert doubles to singles and can’t go first-to-third?

Oh…. kaaaaay….

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

I don’t as long as the player hits…I prefer that than someone who flails and cannot lay off a slider going away…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

That’s how we all remember Bengie: “a master of plate discipline.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you will about Bengie

but he had good years with the Angels and the Giants…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, him having good years with the Angels was of great benefit to us.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with your inclusion of 2009. With a .265/.285/.442/.727 line and a 68/13 K/BB ratio, he was far from pretty good offensively.

His speed and defense were also sub-par.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPS+

2007 86
2008 98
2009 87

So he was almost average for one of those three years. The other two, he sucked.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie was definitely not pretty good at any time with the Giants. He was average.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the fact that the rest of the team has almost no impact on how good a player is, yes I did.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

Adrian Gonzalez and Barry Bonds would like to speak to you…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do either of those people make Bengie Molina a better or worse player?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez would be just as good on the New York Yankees as he would on the San Diego Padres.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s saying Bonds and Gonzalez (and other good players) make those around them better. Which is arguable. Also, pretty funny to consider Molina being so good at the plate that he makes hitters around him better.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would prefer it if the other hitters were battered, amirite?

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I’d like to apologize for that. Fatty jokes are lazy humor.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite.

His 2008 was his only fairly decent SF year, and even that was quite a ways from “outstanding” or any such term. His 2009 and partial 2010 were simply dreadful.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But dude...

Big money one of the best clutch hitters in the game!!!

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But baseballs, those he couldn’t hit to save his life. He did, though, destroy a lot of old automobiles.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pile up garbage time ribeyez higher than his post game platter.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have a problem (let it sink in)...

with players who hit the ball hard.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

That’s how we all remember Bengie: “a player who hit the ball hard.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in 2010

Sabes and Boch saw that and got rid of him for an arm that we are using down the stretch. 2008 and 2009 he carried the fucking team! So soon you forget.

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He carried the team, all right.
2008 and 2009 he carried the fucking team!
Bochy really botched it up in 2007 and 2008 with those juggernaut teams.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would rather have lost 100 both years?

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by manabout on Sep 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think he’s saying he would have preferred a better manager. And a lot less Molina.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What cracks me up about the molina trade

Is that some people think that bruce bochy saw that bengie molina had no value to the team whatsoever and was hurting them in every way possible and him and sabean acknowledged he needed to be traded so buster could play everyday. I’m pretty sure if nolan ryan and john daniels weren’t so convinced molina would upgrade their team with his elite game calling abilities and “power and run producing bat” he’d still be here starting 3 out of every 5 games.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I daresay that's so.

The rise of Nolan Ryan in that organization is excellent news for 29 other clubs.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should all love the rangers

They took molina from us when no one else would have and gave us a good prospect. They also prevented sabean from picking up all the sub .300 OBP all star team known as guzman, cantu, and francouer that sabean was licking his lips over. I’m shocked jorge cantu is not a giant especially with his ridiculous RBI total in the first month of the season.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfui.

“When you come up with a runner on first in the late innings of a close game, a hard grounder to short is not something to brag about.”

A batter hits the ball hard. What happens after that is not under his control. That’s why they invented BABIP. Right-handed pull hitters are going to hit into double plays: that comes with the territory, unless they all start changing their batting style so that they are no longer pull hitters. When you take on a RH pull hitter, you take on those occasional DPs along with whatever else he brings you. If you don’t want the DPs, you don’t get the power; if you want the power, you get the DPs. Get over it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it kinda is. Hitter BABIPs are persistent. It’s pitcher BABIPs that mostly aren’t.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over time, maybe. But there’s not much you can do after you hit the ball.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why they invented BABIP.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is to anybody who knows

What is considered a good BABIP?

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

The higher the better. BABIP usually isn’t thought of in terms of “good” or “bad”, more like “sustainable” or “unsustainable”

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really a stat used for production evaluation.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

League average is supposed to be .300.

And as GiantPain noted, there’s really not a “good” BABIP, unless the player is hitting well and has a league average BABIP, which suggests that his performance could be sustainable.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

.350 is good

.250 is bad

And hitter BABIPs are persistent.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Bonds had plenty of below average babips since he hit so many home runs. Jose Bautista has a .240 babip this year and he’s been one of the better hitters this year.

by Snack on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not saying .250 makes the player bad, but it’s just a bad BABIP.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista also has a low babip (as well as gobs of HRs) because he almost always hits the ball in the air. He’s the batting version of Jered Weaver.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tend to be persistent, but year to year fluctuations are indicative of luck factoring into performance. Robinson Cano started the year on a tear, batting .400 through the end of April. He also had a BABIP of .377. Since then, his BABIP has dropped to .329, much closer to his career total of .322. The rest of his numbers have dropped along with it, and he is having an above average but not unreasonably good season.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. BABIPs fluctuate more than, say, AVG since the n is smaller.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Tend to be"

As noted, above, the average is around .300, so a long-term (multi-season) BABIP of .350 indicates either an awful lot of good luck or a hitting style that tends to drop in gfor hits more often than normal, and the converse for a long-term .250. But even men with tendencies can vary a fair bit from them over a single season.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro says hi

2005 .319
2006 .350
2007 .390
2008 .337
2009 .384
2010 .358

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

A player with a definitely above-average BABIP style—yet even so, his seasons have run from .319 to .390.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oo, honorable mention

Very close. Bengie is pretty rank, too:

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Pablo. Pablo was at .350+ the past two years but is right at .300 this year.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasnt reading any of what you guys were saying. this is for the 2010 year?

then i guess

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The years are on the x axis.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're not Giants players

I thought of the player who I most expect to post a consistent, high BABIP. He does. That’s the first. Then I thought of his teammate with the reputation for the most flail at the plate. Turns out his BABIP flails consistently as well.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Babe Ruth.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but Ruth is pretty fascinating

He has a .340 career BABIP, which is good — but lower than his career batting average.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dingers.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And very, very few Ks.

Man, Babe Ruth was freaking good.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t too shabby, that’s for sure.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton/Vlad?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right that Hamilton is better, but both are high-BABIP guys. Power hitters usually are. I was trying to be tricksy, so my first pick here is a high-BABIP guy who isn’t primarily a power hitter.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Pitcher BABIPs, with rare exceptions, move fairly quickly to the league average because they are not pitching to the same batter over and over: their BABIPs are a composite of those of the batters they face.

That said, even batter BABIPs—measured over some reasonable period—don’t deviate from average by huge amounts. Fielders put away about 70% of balls in play, and not a lot of batters can hit so as to vary that percentage much.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

This makes sense to me. Batter’s BABIP will fluctuate a lot more than a pitchers because they have a much smaller sample size over the same period of time.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

But good power hitters pretty uniformly have higher BABIPs, speed guys who know what they’re doing (part of which happens after they hit the ball, I feel oddly compelled to note) have higher BABIPs, and slaphitting hackers who are slow out of the box will have lower ones.

BABIP was invented to analyze pitchers. Given a little thinking it is a useful tool to gauge hitter luck as well, but absent that little thinking it’s misspecified on the hitter side.

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you take on a RH pull hitter, you take on those occasional DPs along with whatever else he brings you. If you don’t want the DPs, you don’t get the power; if you want the power, you get the DPs. Get over it.

You’ve just restated my point. Guillen is who he is, and he doesn’t deserve extra credit for having hit the ball hard rather than soft on one of those occasions on which he hurts the team. I don’t want the power, because the DPs (and the low OBP, and the poor fielding) aren’t worth it.

And of course there’s a big difference between hitting the ball hard on the ground and hitting the ball hard in the air.

by Evan on Sep 23, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which last is not perfectly controllable.

As rephrased, your case is plausible. But it is not a fully settled point whether his assets outweight his liabilities or vice-versa, and that leaves the matter open for reasonable argument. The crux, though, is that it is not reasonable to criticize him for having hit into that particular DP, because he hit the ball hard to where it very nearly went through; there is no guarantee that anybody else, from Babe Ruth to Barry Bonds, could have done better in that one at-bat. It was not a poor performance.

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Wells?

That was just all bad.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually just said that.

That’s how bad it is.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 22, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I did say it

But, it’s not working very well.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only listened to the last inning but that was enough

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dodgers up 1-0

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1-0 Dodgers!

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I was betting they weren't strikes..

But looked at BrooksBaseball and they were in the zone. Everything was pretty much within 2-3 inches of the bottom of the zone on those pitches.

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by mlb22 on Sep 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So much . . .

. . . shoulda, coulda, woulda. How many Giants batters could have turned that game? Lots of ’em, Jack, lots of ’em.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So Ess-Oh Eff-You-See-Kay-Ing Baaaaad

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocking that KFC isn't sponsoring giants TV broadcasts

Considering a certain giants love for the KFC double down.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

COL 4 ARZ 3… Jimenez at 67 pitches with one out in the 3rd

by mlb22 on Sep 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yet.

He was 15-1 at the All-Star Break, and has gone 4-5 since.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be 30-0 right now.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike up a chorus of "Tomorrow"

I just said that so I could be first in with STFD

by NearestNorwich on Sep 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, better . . .

. . . Tomorrow is Another Day.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRoche 2-run HR!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn’t another CG.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, fuck the Dodgers.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Eckstein

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by Gobroks on Sep 22, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Tejada

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by Gobroks on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just made up for it.

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Oops. Reply fail.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres just tied the game on classic Padre-ball… broken bat infield single by Eckstein to 3rd, ill-advised throw in the dirt allows Headley to score, Loney’s throw trying to nail him gets away… Eckstein to 2B…

oh, and now Tejada hits 2-run HR… 3-1 Padres

by mlb22 on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

really? i mean, really? what a fucking joke of a team. they look like they are throwing games just to spite us

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it did. since espn would prefer to show the 2-1/2 hour delayed yanks game, i cant watch.

looking at gameday, why didnt furcal just throw to 1st and get eckstein out?

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did

fucker was giving 178% as usual and the ball was in the hole so furcal had to hurry. throw was low, loney couldn’t pick it, ball kicks away, loney throws it away

by tjb1187 on Sep 22, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by oooreebay on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate baseball again.

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2 errors on one play leading to a Padre run? Fuck the Dodgers.

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by rhys on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers are a fucking joke. Come the FUCK on .

by Uncle Russel on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

how close was Ross’ double to going out in the 8th?

any idea why Ford wasn’t running for Ish? ironic, considering Borks love of “having speed for a gapper”.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It hit the bottom off the wall, so not really close at all.

Yeah running for Ford would have made sense, could have used that run there.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they wanted to save Ford if another hitter got on, so the tying run could be the faster guy.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that’s what you have burriss or velez for, then. to not use one of the 3 fast guys, is outright stupid. i hope someone asks bork about it postgame, and he says “well, if there’s a gapper… oh wait… um… can i take back that statement?”

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

They should have used somebody faster than Ish. Maybe Whiteside?

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Whitey tellin Bork “you know how fast I am? put me in, put me in, put me in!!!”

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can score on a gapper and buster can’t like you said in Colorado, remember bruce!?!?!

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably saving him . . .

. . for the potential tying run.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Gobroks on Sep 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody else got netflix?

what should i watch???

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That game sucked. I’m glad I missed most of it.

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by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You know how MLB Network goes "Inside the Park?"

Right now I could watch the Rays@Yankees on MLB, ESPN, or YES.

Overkill, non?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...talk about SSS

check out the rest of his PAs with Pittsburg

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That beats what Rowand and Ross have been doing.

Plus, I didn’t say I wanted Bowker. The deal actually seems to have worked out for the Giants.

Still, at some point the pitching will not be able to keep it up. And I don’t like to hear that the games that really matter are the head to head match-ups. Sure, those are two games in the standings, but these games mean a ton and the Giants really need them. Especially since the Rockies will probably win out the last weekend.

by ErodCal on Sep 22, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s gonna go down to the wire, that’s for sure. i wouldn’t count out STL/COL on the last weekend, though. STL destroys teams with winning records vs losing like crazy to losers. with the season gone, we’ll see if they still take that same approach

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like that to be true.

But STL is Dee-You-Enn DONE. They just had to cut a guy for tardiness. Seriously, unconditional release. That’s a team that stopped trying. They just want the season to end.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the Rockies have knocked the Cards out of the playoffs a couple times recently, I think they will play them hard to try and keep them out.

as for other teams, i think STL is done

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fingers crossed!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, tardiness and general being bad at baseball.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez was muy malo, es verdad. But it seems to me that you have to work pretty hard to get an outright release after rosters have expanded and there’s only 12 games left in the season. The only possible reason is the Cards felt it was addition by subtraction in the clubhouse.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, since there was no value on the field the math was easy for them.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, I didn’t say I wanted Bowker. The deal actually seems to have worked out for the Giants.

So far, yes

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned off the game in the 8th, how close was Ross’ double to going out?

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that close

Hit the bottom of the wall.

by Josh L on Sep 22, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork shoulda used Ford to run for Ish, thats a run. Coupled with the run we should have easily had in the 1st, coupled with the error that gave them a run in the 5th, that’s just a shit game all around

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) sanchez shouldnt have gone out for the 5th, not with his spot due up that previous inning (PH), so the error/run probably doesnt ever happen, not to mention he wasn’t shutting them down so it’s not a big issue

2) Bork should have put Ford at 1st after the walk to Ish, so he would score on a “gapper”… the one time Bork’s own logic works against him.

3) Panda never should have been in the lineup, someone else gets Guillen over, and the run scores off Uribe sac fly in the 2nd.

so we probably should have won 2-1, 3-1 if Posey gets that run in in the 1st.

I know woulda shoulda coulda doesnt equal runs, I’m just pointing this out, that with proper managing, we could have had a shot to win.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

1) Nothing was happening in the 5th…Sanchez came up with 2 outs in the inning
2) Agree with this.
3) It’s not Bochy’s fault that Panda can’t hit to the right side or hit a fly ball…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know nothing was happening in the 5th, I’m just pointing things out (mostly in hindsight), so #1 really wasn’t avoidable. i think down by 1, pitchers spot up, pitcher doesn’t really have his stuff, no issue with taking him out.

But remember, the rally in the 8th started with 2 outs as well, so take that as you may that there was nothing doing in the 5th with 2 outs.

#3, if you’re bochy, do you really have confidence that Pablo can move that runner over? he never, never comes through when you need it. always random singles, meaningless HRs with no one on base, etc.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the 5th

Giants were down 1-0…no reason to pull Sanchez out with 2 outs…with 4 outs left…you do everything you can…

As for Panda, he’s a MLB player…he needs to do his job…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL!
…he needs to do his job…

Like Armando Benitez?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda didn't even have to get a hit...

just get the ball to the right side or a relatively deep fly ball

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve missed the joke. That’s ok, though.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda should not have even been playing. he has been a disaster, both hitting and fielding. how many errors? how many balls ruled hits that he still should have made plays on?

the biggest thing is he can’t move a runner over, can’t hit a sac fly, can’t get a hit with RISP, does the exact opposite of what is needed at any given time

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing about pablo is

I can count at least 10 “infield singles” he’s allowed that were routine plays and should have been scored as an error.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you counting them on?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently he has 11 toes

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

13 Actually

You could say I’m pretty fucking dope.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

or i could say youre an inbred mutant

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Rude.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

so if panda does his job (posey is kinda off the hook since he does so much already), and bork PRs for Ish with Ford, we got a tie game and maybe still playing

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt, posey needed to get that runner in as well. scoring there could have changed the whole tone of the game.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreover . . .

. . . if Superman and some of the rest of the JLA decide to suit up in orange and black, the team wins a lot. And if I win the lottery without even entering, I buy the Giants. And if the sun explodes tomorrow , , , ,

And so it goes.

Panda is, of course (as we all know) dogging it, couldn’t care less about the team or his performance, just waiting for the buffet. Yes? No? (If the latter, why is he a despicable bum compared to the hero he was five months ago?)

No one, probably including Sandoval, knows quite what the matter is, and we’ll all have to wait and see what happens. But to say that he is “not doing his job” as if it were synonymous with “not getting the results both we and he hope for” is septic.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

I think part of his problem is probably “trying too hard to do a really good job”.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until further notice, I’m sticking with “played way too much baseball in the last two years.” But that’s obviously as speculative and baseless as anything else.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good point

He’s been playing like almost year-round hasn’t he?

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outside of “camp Panda”, pretty much.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If, of course, Wells decides to pitch to Uribe exactly the same with a man on third as otherwise.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, its a given that there are a ton of IFs in there. im just making some points in hindsight, esp the point of Ford PR for Ish. Bork always, always says “well, if there’s a gapper…”, well, it happened.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

... you can taste it?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Loney

is worse than Travis Ishikawa. Seriously. He’s that bad

by tjb1187 on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, he's not.

TOP 709 vs. 642. But for a first baseman, it scarcely matters: either number is toxic. And extending to career numbers doesn’t make either look much better, especially as Loney’s career value has an artificial-looking boost from his first two part-time (and thus probably platooned) seasons. Neither is MLB-caliber goods.

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly...Panda was the hole in the lineup

It’s becoming embarrassing now and likely to mess with Panda’s head…just put Uribe at 3 and have Grant play SS…

Panda should PH

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Leave Uribe at SS

For whatever reason, he looks awful at 3B. He’s competent at SS. Put Grant at 3B.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miguel tejada says different from the series in san diego not to long ago.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but...

Jonathan Sanchez weighs in from San Diego circa last year.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THIS

CLANK CLANK

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um why didnt the ARI mgr bunt with Lopez up and runners on 1st and 2nd, no outs?

Lopez just hit into a DP.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhhh why kant the gients scoreee ahhhh diss izzz torture.

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Because of the lead poisoning you’d get from outsourcing run production to the third world, amirite?

(Is Indonesia third world? They seem above that, but it doesn’t seem like they’d make the cut for first world either, and the second world club is pretty much nonexistent these days. I suppose it’s a false, elitist distinction.)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Indonesia is comfortably in the developing world.

(As I understand it, that is the current preferred nomenclature)

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by groug on Sep 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not talking about the guys that built the fucking railroads, Walter.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are out of your element, Donny.

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by groug on Sep 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’bags take the lead 5-4

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable...

I thought for sure Young was going to K there.

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimenez pulled for a PH after 4

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really waiting to hear from PR about how the dude gets no run support. Fuck them and their definition of run support.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 runs is a low scoring in Colorado

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

low scoring INNING, excuse me

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if they realize not everywhere is Colorado

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im a little afraid of ARI with that second-to-last series of the year coming up. thank god we get them at SF. The COL and SD series will be tough enough

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona > LA

D-Backs are actually playing hard, despite their limitations. Dodgers just rolling over like the pathetic losers they are.

I thought the Giants were supposed to have the advantage with the late season schedule, but no one accounted for a Cubs team that has now gone 18-8 since Piniella retired, and the fact that seemingly 2 out of every 3 Rockies or Padres series for the entire month of Sept. has them playing the stinking Dodgers.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 on this. Arizona is actually playing with some pride, or for some pride. The dodgers, on the other hand, have showed their true colors- a classless team that rolls over for everyone, except us where they align their pitching so we face the brunt of their staff.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers just want us to hate them.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s working

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have added a “more” as well.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first thing the Dodgers have successfully accomplished this year

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs was right

No homer = no runs right now

by DFARowand on Sep 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I fear that this thinking has infected the hitters.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the lineup is too HR/low average heavy. half, or more, of the Giants lineup is all of nothing, not high OBP guys, so when you have Uribe, Burrell, Guillen, Sandoval all trying to hit HRs, you’re not going to start rallies by stringing together hit after hit. That doesn’t happen with this offense. It’s too “big bat” heavy- which is completely pointless when the HR well temporarily goes dry.

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My goodness!

How short a time ago it was that saying that the Giants’ offense was too “homer-happy” would not have even risen to the status of joke! But joke or not, this is not an especially unbalanced attack. Through 22 September, the key data are—

      OB%     TB%
SF   .313    .365
NL   .316    .361

—where “TB%” is TB/PA, an excellent proxy for what drives in runs.

No big differences: the team is no more “unbalanced” than the NL as a whole.

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Wells...

Randy Wolf…

No more Randys please.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Things like that happens

Roxs scored one run against Joe Saunder yesterday…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

things like that happen to us a whole lot more than others, or so it seems.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson would shut us out for sure.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt. Perfect game.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

I think Randy Winn would shut us out

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Jackson

Both the American Idol judge and Michael Jackson’s younger brother probably could.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Randy "Macho Man" Savage?

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention RAAAAAAAANDY!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

who, BTW, is a former minor league baseball player

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see COL lose than SD tonight. both losing would be great, but really, COL is more important

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

D’backs pull Lopez for a reliever who promptly walks CarGo to lead off the top of the 6th.

Sheesh

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Tulo obliges with a GIDP

by frobino on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

tulo and gonzalez have cooled off, or so it seems. the rockies are nothing without them

we pit some really good pitching on them this weekend, while they throw Hammels (dead arm), JDLR (we scored 10 off him last time), and Chacin (mediocre). And in Coors, I’m not gonna worry about our offense.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

please stop saying these kind of stuff. you said this kind of stuff about milwaukee and the cubs, look at what’s happening……..

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey now dont blame me!!! i was just letting you know of the pitching matchups.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also we did not score 10 runs agaisnt JLDR last time out

He went 7 innings and gave up 1 run and then cody ross did a jose guillen impression. Clearly you just got aaron cook and JLDR confused since they look so much alike.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

le da Rosa?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops lol

/fail

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the short 2 game series we played at Coors, right before ATL (near beginning of August), we faced JLDR and won 10-0, no? am i mistaken, was that Cook?

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That was when they decided to remove him from the rotation.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wreck'd

Leave the predictions to mornic mlb.com writers.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY TOOK ER JOB!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Cooled off” = “left Denver”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you figure that? Rockies are already 2 out, Padres are tied.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe the Braves will fall with their schedule.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad the division will likely be over by then.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last series may not matter.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But the Padres losing does more for the Giants playoff odds than the Rockies losing.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Rockies are the most dangerous team though, I’d like to keep them at a safe distance and make it a 2 team race.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

with 10 games left, everyone is dangerous.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true. let us pray that the offense get’s their shit together and puts some semblance of a threat out there, or we will watch the season go down because the streaky team went cold at the last minute

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand your logic.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this will cheer people up

An article written for the sole purpose of destroying David Eckstein

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow
I am something of a connoisseur of David Eckstein hyperbole, and I can say quite confidently that this is some grade-A hydroponic shit. “Ultimate little guy with a big heart,” “winning influence” and “dirt-stained uniform” are all par for the course — kind of hacky, actually. But “if there is no room in baseball for someone like David Eckstein, baseball will lose a piece of its soul” — man. That is gorgeous. That is a shimmering rainbow of poopguage, which is a substance you get when you combine language with poop.

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by rhys on Sep 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also
He plays second base by positioning and studying opposing hitters and somehow gets to the right place at the right time.

A fact that is unique to David Eckstein. Robinson Cano plays second base by running in circles, closing his eyes, and trying to feel the ball off the bat. Omar Infante plays second base by attempting to divine, through augury and calf-entrail-spilling, who will hit the ball to him and when. Ian Kinsler plays second base by putting in a little earpiece and having someone whisper to him what to do, like Brando used to do when he no longer bothered to learn his lines. Clint Barmes plays second base like a guitar, picking the entire second base area up and strumming it lightly, occasionally taking requests from the crowd. (You should hear Clint Barmes play “April Come She Will” on the acoustic second-base-area. It’ll bring a tear to your eye.) (That might be the weirdest sentence I’ve ever written. Fuck it. I’m leaving it in. It’s 12:25 a.m.)

Listen: those things that you just said Eckstein does? Everyone does them. Every second baseman does them. Short ones, tall ones, good ones, bad ones. They all do it. They all position themselves and study opposing hitters and try to get to the right place at the right time. Because they are professional baseball players. Why does David Eckstein get credit for things everyone does? Major League Baseball ability is not graded on a shortness curve.

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by rhys on Sep 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That article was bloody brilliant. Please post it as a FanShot or something. The world needs to see.

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by rhys on Sep 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love everything about this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty tired of Cody Ross.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that 2-out double in the 8th was bullshit.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Rowand can poop out a double here and there.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was that Pinch Running for Ish right before the double

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant comment is irrelevant.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

irrevalent comment in the first place is irrevalent

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain obvious is obvious.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean . . .

. . . Obviousman!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sour grapes are sour.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad giants tonight were bad

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"irrelevant"

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I feel ashamed that I missed that.

Bad spelling is bad!

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glaring oversight was glaring!

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad spelling was bad. which is wierd b/c i won a spelling bee in 6th grade

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it WAS 6th grade.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah no kidding. 14 years ago…

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wierd spelling of wierd is wierd. ;)

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I before E except after C, or when the two sound like A – as in neighbor or weigh. There is an exception, but it’s weird.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I’ve never heard that last bit before.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being sort of blown away the first time I heard that last part.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s another exception too. But it has to wait because it’s just the heir.

…mine’s not as clever.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that not qualify for sounding like A?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it pronounced air? Hmm. I guess air starts with an A. But I don’t think of the “ere” sound as an A sound.

Then again, I’m not a linguistics expert or anything.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, surely . . .

. . .you are something. Everybody is.

(I know there’s got to be some possible joke lurking there, but I’m not seeing it.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was confused at first

Then I read my comment again. Poor wording by me.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

id never heard that last part either. huh. learned something new today

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha that’s good.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one flagrant one I’ve been seeing a lot of lately is “rediculous”.

And, please, don’t get me started on the past tense of “to lead”. As in: “he lead the team in…” That one is getting into print on a regular basis these days.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My personal favorite ironic typo is the startling amount of people (or maybe, not so startling) who spell “retarded” as “retarted.”

by thebighead on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds delicious.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to be retarted

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saucy!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is when people say “You can’t argue with me because I’m a genious.”

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like anything in the form of “your dumb,” or “your retarted.”

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You complain about grammar to much.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your just a but.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buncha morans.

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

(See the image somewhat downthread.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his strikeouts.

His BABIP is ok (even a hair above his norm), his walks are up from his career average, but his strikeouts are absurd. Granted, it’s a laughably small sample—three more hits and he looks normal—but the whiffs are a bit worrisome (6 above normal in 51 ABs).

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

STATS
  • Giants last eleven games (SD, LA, MIL, CHI series):
    3-0 in final game of each series
    3-5 in the first two games of each series
  • Pitching, all eleven games
    1.02 ERA, .161/.232/.223 against
  • Hitters:
    Final game of each series
    8.33 R/G, .330/.596/.398
    First two games of each series:
    0.63 R/G, .166/.216/.227

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Sep 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good digging

I’m going to go weep in the corner for awhile.

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by rhys on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mix up the OBP and SLG for the final game?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the slash lines are avg/slg/obs

Timmy and Cainer2010 = Unit and Schilling 2001

by SnowLeopard on Sep 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that confused me. I was wondering how the Giants had a .596 OBP.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure felt like it

for a while in the 10-2 and 9-2 games :)

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

they needed to sweep the cubs

they are not gonna sweep the rox this weekend…i doubt they will win the series…so they had to sweep the cubs

they arent…and the bums are in the process of rolling over for the friars

this team wil not be going to the post season

by bacci40 on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oh thank you

now i dont have to watch the rest of the season since you know what will happen

by ir1shgiant on Sep 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you can still watch

they kiss my big, fat, white ass when they dont win the division

they will finish with 90-91 wins….that means they dont go

by bacci40 on Sep 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the wild card even farther out of reach right now?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only reason I’d say it’s farther out of reach is because the Giants don’t play the Braves. But assuming the Padres win, the Giants will be a half game back of both teams (and tied with the Braves in losses).

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would go for the West. I’m not even thinking about the Braves. They play the Nations and the Marlins AND then the Phillies.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Phillies will probably have clinched by then and be possibly resting their good players.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

92 wins is not the standard, its not like “oh you didnt have 92, you dont go”

its just a number for thought.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Race to 92 games!!

First person there gets it

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so

I hope it’s a day game when the Giants are going for the 92nd win. They may get it by a matter of hours. I’m skeptical about Colorado and their Mountain Standard Time.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer to not kiss anyone’s ass, sir.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Cranky postgame thread is cranky.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt, it’s not much fun.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON NATE SCHIERHOLTZ?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't need to sweep the Cubs or the Rox

IF they win tomorrow and take 2 out 3 in Colorado…they are in really good shape…

Giants have a day off on Monday…that’s a big advantage over SD and the Roxs

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 out of 3 at coors?????

the way they are hitting?

you must be fucking high

by bacci40 on Sep 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've tried to be polite thus far

but with your analysis…are you high?

Even if the Padres win tonight…the Giants are 0.5 games out of the division and the WC…with 3 games at home against the Padres…

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for knocking some sense into me. i was falling into a negativity black hole.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re doomed! It’ll never work!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree with you

Unless the offense wakes up and the pitching stays incredible (do not take these pitching performances for granted) I don’t see the post-season in their future either.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAWLESS LOGIC

Hey thanks for the tips! I’ve got these strange looking tea leaves, you mind givin em a glance?

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

GASP! My child, you have the Grim!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

he went 3/3 with 1 dinger and a double and a walk. can’t hit themajor league curve tho!

by shallow23 on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I much prefer Bowker over Guillen (in his current state)

I’d take Ross over Bowker though.

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by thehavenot on Sep 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

You overreacted to this game. It’s kind of funny.

Did Bowker go hitless the day Guillen had 6 rbis? I don’t know, but I feel like that’d make for some nifty poetic justice.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? The Cardinals out-terribled a terrible team?

I’m shocked.

Shocked!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats just fucking weak. They are in a pennant race.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Every game I watch that ends like this, I think about how the Giants are wasting their best team pitching performance I’ve ever seen.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like forever the Giants had hitting and spotty pitching...now we have the best

pitching staff that the Bay Area has seen in a Giants staff and we have this spotty offense.

Baseball Gods…why do you do this to us?

by inthesquat on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Baseball gods"?

Brain Sabean is not a god. In fact,

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 23, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you know you can watch the padres game on epsn3.com fo free

by Gargonzo on Sep 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me know when the Dodgers are winning.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does not compute

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked the score in the top of the 7th

And thought, “well I’ll check back in a few minutes to see the bottom half.”

It’s already the 8th.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

keeping an eye on it on espn2, 2 comebackers to the mound and a weak groundball in the bot 7 for the bums.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies still get to play the Bums I think. Free wins.
Padres play the Cubs for 4…

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be an interesting series… could split

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll take a split..

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cubs are playing very well under their new manager, its just that our pitching is sooo good right now. they were scoring 8.5 runs/gm during their winning streak

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll still pray for a split.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next two pitchers are Adams and Bell. This game is over.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I do when the Giants are batting.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

With 6 remaining games against our direct competiion, our fate is in our hands.

We don’t have to rely on anyone to win if we want to go to the playoffs. It’s simple as that. I hope they will be up to the challenge.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

they’ve been playing for 6 hours!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s on espn2 this whole time, lol

and yeah, i knew about the rain- i was making a joke about the length of yanks games, like that umpire who complained

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on right now im watching it. some bum just walked

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both games were supposed to be on ESPN, but the TB@NYY delay pushed SD@LA to ESPN2.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that recently, I thought he had been out of the league.

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Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a lot of fun

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by j14 on Sep 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dream, Dream, Dream

Dream, Dream, Dream
Dream, Dream, Dream
About the Giants in the Playoffs!
Dream, Dream, Dream.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECK'D

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make us poke your eyes out!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo struck out. Cargo stole second.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i accidentally opened the bums/sd game window that i didnt know was still open and saw HR and immediately thought tulo had homered, lol. phew

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mora lines out. Phew…….

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

helton, spils, olivo for 9th. pray.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Ethier

How about it?

ONE TIME

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

that woulda been a double down the line if furcal had been going on the pitch, drawing gonzalez off the bag, 3-2 runner second. but, nope.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers actually trying

Silly me for even thinking such a thing.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would just love to see COL get swept by ARI so they go into our series with NO confidence.

on another side, if we had even remotely good hitting lately, we’d have a ten game winning streak going

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and be running away with the division. instead, 5-5 over last 10

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton??

Wow, Torre must really hate the Giants. Or he loves the Padres.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just waiting for the Padres to finish their series against the Bums. Dodgers playing like Double-A Albuquerque, if that’s even their farm team.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is another reason why every Rockie loss is crucial

They finish with 3 at home against the Dodgers

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

??? they finish vs STL for 4. They knocked STL out of the playoffs a couple times over the last few years, so I’m sure the Cards would love to exact their revenge by ruining COLs season

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys do realize that the Dodgers didn’t exactly pay well vs. the Giants either. Their one win last week, they had ONE fuckin’ hit.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Their offense was horrid as well against the Giants. The difference is that the Giants offense was even more horrid. Too much credit was given to the fantastic Dodger pitching which any good Giants fan knew was a ruse.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

Do not use logic, objective thought and facts when we are talking about the Dodgers.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And people don't understand

Why were so nervous and anxious about the Giants. Jesus, terrible game.

by Norcalnappy on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A.J. Ellis

Apparently was the only Dodger not to get the “roll-over-like-dogs” memo.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s probably playing for a job.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insurance runs for Dbacks, 8-4.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dbacks are the least annoying NL West team.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now. They were pretty fucking annoying back in ’01.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in 99, too

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it.

They lost the division in 2001 by two games.

Those two games came in San Francisco around Memorial Day, when the Dbacks won 2-1 in twelve and 1-0 in eight-fucking-teen.

/punches wall

On the other hand, I was at the division clincher in 2000 over them, which was pretty sweet

//pats wall, apologizes

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mind the Diamonbacks on November 4, 2001.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I hate when expansion teams win championships before my team.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They beat the Yankees. That trumps everything.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re not the fucking Marlins.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rooted for the Yankees to beat the Marlins. But I was bitter.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you say this when Schilling and Counsell were on the Dbacks?

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully...

That’ll still be the case 9/28-30.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at which point, they’ll become very annoying, I’m sure.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not looking forward to that series. good thing it will be in sf

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very encouraging even though we are going to lose 1st place tonight.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't watch the game

What did I miss?

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A few hours of torture.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Guillen hit the ball really hard . . .

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he hit it better than Posey tonight

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp, you suck.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Loney seriously just fly out on a 3-1 pitch down by 2 in the 9th? Holy shit.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, that Dodger 9th was totally effed out. Bell wasn't really close to the plate for Loney and Kemp's

at bat, but he was able to get Loney to fly out. Kemp wanted to swing the bat and he went out of the zone on one pitch. That said, he did work a walk. But the next two worthless POS hitters went down quietly, swinging at shit.

Thanks notpads….

by inthesquat on Sep 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanging on every pitch of Pods' and Rox' games

Of course, none of it matters a whit if the Giants don’t somehow start hitting.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GIBBONS HOMER PLEASE

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This made me think of primates playing baseball, so I smiled.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be amusing!

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there were a primate league, who would be the best team?

Gorillas are the biggest and strongest.
Baboons are just mean. And they have really thick butt pads.
Chimps are like little humans.

Oh, wait. My money’s on humans.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonobos would sit around and fuck all day. The gorillas would get raped by the baboons.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I reminded myself in my post

Primates do play baseball.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I do

But I’m just here to stir shit up.

What are you going to do about it?

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned?

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s unfortunate that they don’t let the apes play with the monkeys, though. It really is time for integration.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

By that I mean that humans are primates.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right there, inthesquat; might as well finish the job.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna judge you

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt LeBlanc. LOL!

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, how could this movie not be awesome?

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

when the chimp is NOT the worst actor in the movie…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how this movie had chimps playing in a sport where women are still prohibited.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, male chimps.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, lady chimps would just be implausible.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess this movie definitely proves that when it comes to talent in baseball, gender is more predictive than species.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt LeBlanc?

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, he was Friends with a chimp?

Awesome

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, they were really desperate for wordplay.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always get weirded out when I see raccoons in real life. Part of me wants to go up and pet them. But the rest of me is terrified that they are suddenly going to attack me. And then I get the urge to pet them again….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And deceptively cute.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they look like little burglars.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is pretty much what they are.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3J8vYL_Vro

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw three raccoons chasing after a cat. Fierce.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.. do you stop at the mall?

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They look like they are about to take the bus

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean, look like?

Have you been on a Muni bus lately?

by wcw on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like that’s the 38 Geary.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do not exit that bus.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raccoons are terrifying.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also really cute.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A raccoon stole my backpack when we were camping in July

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one take corn on the cob from me a couple years ago.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A white faced capuchin monkey once stole my mom’s socks.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It was really cute as I was swinging an iron poker at it while it hid in a bush.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awww.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And fun to hit with rocks

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me smirk.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer squirrels. Much more docile and fuzzy, and less likely to give me rabies.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, have you spent any time around the squirrels in Berkeley? They’re out of their fucking mind.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

er, minds

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The ones on campus are totally cool. I hand fed one one time. I know that’s a crappy thing to do, but that’s why I only did it once. It was really cute.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are used to that around campus.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once had one run across my path while I was walking to a final on a rainy winter day at 8am. It was carrying a giant glazed donut in it’s mouth.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also once had one try to climb up me. That didn’t well

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that didn’t well at all.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Didn’t go well

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It welled for me, at least

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the campus pigeons… those fuckers are crazy.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Berkeley squirrels. Full of meat and confidence.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw a crow attack a squirrel. The squirrel got away.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Squirrels are rats with fancy coats. And they will be more than happy to give you rabies.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

why is Matt LeBlanc giving a high-five to Jason Werth?

by ElCartero on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's often a wreck.

But they are rather reckless.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIBBONS

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs post game notes indicated that Bochy might try a "radical" redesign of the lineup

If I had to go “radical”, my lineup would probably look like

Fontenot 3B
Sanchez 2B
Huff RF
Posey C
Burrell LF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 1B
Ross CF

I’d be ok trying that out for a little while. If you want to substitute Guillen for the Panda and put Huff back at first, I understand – but I still believe in Panda more than Jose.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this like when Bochy was considering moving Molina out of cleanup last year?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My radical lineup!

CF Jose
1B Velez
RF Bumgarner
C Whiteside
2B Sandoval
LF Fontenot
3B Schierholtz
SS Huff

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have scored more runs than todays line up

/madbum solo dinger

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving Sandoval to first base doesn’t change the fact that his poor fielding isn’t compensated for by his godawful hitting.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand at leadoff was radical enough, I think

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's idea of radical lineup change

Rowand, CF
Sanchez, 2B
Huff, 1B
Guillen, RF
Burrell, LF
Renteria, SS
Uribe, 3B
Whiteside, C

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOLchy would get fired for that lineup

by TBRMKane on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he wouldn't

If anything bow tie would embrace him after the game for being an offensive mastermind and getting the giants rolling offensively again in their 9-3 loss to the cubs.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell’s barely thrown any strikes.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

Casey Blake.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FUCK YOU SO MUCH DODGERS

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If you made me choose

I would rather the Rockies lose than the Padres – we have a series left at coors, but we have the Padres at home.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Done

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by drdata24 on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i said the same thing. make it a two-team race. if we take 2/3 at Coors, its pretty much over for COL

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i said that on the pretense of what it means to COL, not to us.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a good idea for you

Start being extremely pessimistic and defeatist about the giants since everything you say seems to always happen the other way around.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, if you say so… i will do that, but not without a disclaimer.

FUCK THE GIANTS, THEY WILL NEVER SCORE, THEY’RE NEVER WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS YEAR, THEY WONT EVEN GET A DAMN HIT. PABLO WILL BE LUCKY IF HE CAN CATCH THE BAG OF PRETZELS THE ZENDOR IN THE NEARBY SECTION THROWS HIM.

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, AND DOOMED TO HELL.

*disclaimer: THIS ALL IS TRUE!!! EMBRACE ME AS YOUR PROPHET OR LET ME DIE A MARTYR

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEAR THE ZENDOR!

ZENDOOOOOR!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

Nice.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS EVERYONE SO PISSED OFF!?

There’s always next year

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know about you guys

But I’m actually very excited about 2011 and 2012 – our young core will be peaking with assists from Belt perhaps and hopefully some money coming off the books.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. but i still want to get to the playoffs so the guys have experience for next year

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the reason why you want to make the playoffs this year?

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to make the playoffs this year so we can prove we deserve to be there, and the wreak some havoc. experience is just a bonus

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully some money coming off the books.

Zito and Rowand will still be around. Lincecum’s salary won’t be going down unless he sucks. Cain’s salary will go up. Sanchez will get a raise in arbitration.

I don’t know how much is really going off the books (besides Freddy Sanchez and DeRosa, who will be free agents after 2011), but I think payroll is actually going to be tighter in those years.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention holes at 1B, SS, LF and RF (because we know Ross won’t be starting in this organization).

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Belt will eventually fill one of those holes, either 1B or a corner OF spot. Neal could take a corner by 2012 I’d hope, and Jayson Werth in right…

Neuk is rich. I have faith, I guess.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your glass is half-full.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/counts money

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoff contention means more fans, which means more revenue

I think that Neukom would be willing to raise payroll for the right player(s) if the Giants had a legitimate window of contetion, which they seem to.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

1B – Huff
SS – Uribe
LF – Burrell/Belt
RF- FA

both Pat and Anbrey want to be here next year. I can’t see them not signing Uribe unless there is a better option out there

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s assuming they re-sign. He said “with money coming off,” so that doesn’t apply so much if those players are brought back.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Burrell want to stay in SF, so I’m sure that will get worked out. As for Uribe, if Drew can’t be had, there’s not really any other option than to resign him. I mean, he has hit some clutch HRs this year. 20 HRs, 90 RBIs by years end will catch the eye of Sabean.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they’ll want to stay, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to get them for 3 million a piece.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

aubs will get 2/16 and pat 1/5 with club option, if i had my guess

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molinaesque

One year, dump by June, bring up Belt

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be mad if they traded Dirty for anyone.

If you can resign Uribe, I’d be open to bringing in Orlando Hudson to platoon with him.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is going to want a raise.

Which is not to say he doesn’t deserve one, but that’s not money coming off hte books if he returns.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey would actually be a good fit for at least two of the NL West teams:

Obviously the Giants would want to keep him and I would hope that Aubrey would want to come back…however….

Colorado won’t be playing Todd Helton forever and Aubs would put up insane numbers in that pinball palace…

San Diego might not be able to afford AGon…Aubs could step right in, but I don’t think he would want to play there over SF.

by inthesquat on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubs has said he loves it in SF and wants to stay many times

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players say that all the time.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

If the Giants offered $3 million but another team offered $6.5 million, he’s not staying here.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d offer him ~12 million over 2 years. Would that be OK in your opinion?

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s had a long career, and has plenty of money. i think at this point, he wants to play for a contending, winning team, and the money isn’t important. what’s important to him is that hes happy where he is.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if the Giants offered him less than half of what he could get elsewhere, he would feel disrespected enough to not want to come back.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with this. Don’t insult him with such a bad offer. At least make it negotiable.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sabean offers huff a 1 year 1 million dollar deal with 250k in PA incentives

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe this too, however, knowing how sabean has a tendency to overpay, im not so worried about a lowballing.

Sabean, low-baller? pleeeeeease :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say which team. That team could be the Phillies or Braves or Red Sox.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

None of those teams will want Aubrey Huff.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t allowed to take more than a 20% paycut in arbitration (and that happens only in the rarest of cases), so no way is Timmy earning under $13 million.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to think that we have some good young talent to look forward to in 2011-2013, but I think that people are extremely anxious about winning now, giving the state of our pitching staff. As has been pointed out many times, this is a historically good pitching staff, and it seems like we are wasting it with an inferior, underachieving offense down the stretch, just as we did in 2009.

I think the Giants’ start is rising, the Dodgers’ is falling, and we are in good position to become the premiere team of the division in the coming years, but games like this make it feel like we’re wasting a lot of talent.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies aren’t going anywhere.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in they aren’t going away, or they aren’t going to amount to much?

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. They have a lot of talent, but they have some big holes to fill in the coming years. The infield corners are about to get shaken up unless Helton bounces back again, and Gonzales and Tulowitzki aren’t about to get any cheaper. After 2011, their already inflated payroll is going to be a mess unless they can continue to spend $85 MM a year.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think their holes are that big. They have Ianetta and Stewart that should become the starters next year, so really they just have holes at second and first.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were supposed to be the starters this year, weren’t they? I’m not convinced that the Rockies brass is comfortable with them as everyday players.

Ianetta hasn’t proven himself yet, and my personal opinion is that Stewart is serviceable but not great. And no matter who they sign, their pitching is always going to be a ? because of that ridiculous joke of a ballpark they play in.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too tired to debate it now

But I see them as a very legitimate threat. Anytime you have two superstar players on your team and a young pitcher like that, you’re going to be dangerous.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then I’ll keep my camp simple. If Pablo figures his shit out, you’ve described the Giants, but we have more payroll, better pitching, better coaching, and a way better clubhouse vibe.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im in your camp on that one, lol.

how great would that be in Pablo gets it together, but the organization has its doubts and then get an impact bat in the offseason anyways?

Torres
Sanchez
Posey
Huff
Impact Bat
Sandoval
Burrell
Uribe (or Drew, or whoever they go with)
F. Sanchez

or something like that, or something not at all like that. the configs are endless with the 3-7 slots being big bats

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice man I like your idea of hitting johnny sanchy 2nd

He’s great at moving runners over as well and has a great opposite field stroke.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope this isn’t chasm because sanchez really is made to be a #2 hitter. great bat control, has some power, hits for avg

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean by “some power?”

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by DrDC on Sep 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means “more home runs than Duane Kuiper”

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by EliminateMe on Sep 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops lol i accidentally put F sanchez instead of J sanchez at 9. i was just imagining him as the pitcher in the lineup

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lose, [Not very much] to [Slightly less]

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that keeps me coming back for more.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t ask for more than hard hitting.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I learned in this thread.

Bochy knows more than we do because he’s the manager and we are not.

by Snack on Sep 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Appeal to authority always wins.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they lost the game on an error that prolonged the inning. pathetic

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They at least scored tonight.

by speckops on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Casey

Heath Bell should not be credited with a strikeout of Blake due to offensive indifference.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Nicely done.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

.5 back in the west, .5 back in the wildcard.

Worse places to be.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 back in the west, tie in the wildcard

It’s all about the loss column at this stage of the game!

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t make up a loss. but being 1 back in win column, that’s a game you have yet to play

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games you haven’t played do not equal wins.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Duh?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I just don’t understand why you said that. We all know that.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was finishing your thought, games you haven’t played do not equal wins, hence the 1/2 game.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The .5 game means something. So when people say that the loss column is all that matters, they are wrong.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think an extra loss is definitely worse than a “yet-to-win” win. However, you are right in pointing out that the win isn’t automatic.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the win isn’t automatic, but it’s still to be determined. at this point in the season, it’s all about the loss column, because those are not games you have yet to play and could win, instead, they are losses that final.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the win isn’t automatic, but it’s still to be determined.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. hence, why they split the difference between an 87 and 86 win team with identical L records as a 1/2 game

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Distilled to its simpliest form

You have 2 games to play, They have 1

If you are tied in the loss column, you can guarantee at least a tie by winning your remaining games — your destiny is up to you. If you are down one in the loss column, if they win their last game there is nothing you can do — you are done.

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those aren’t good odds.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they aren’t. that’s why it sucks to be down 1 in the L on SD right now

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so easy to chasm…

by nofreetime on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason to me a Padres win isn’t as bad as a Rockies win.

by monsterlxe on Sep 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

because the pads are far less dangerous than the rockies, that, and the pads suck right now. they only beat teams named Dodgers.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 straight games where the Giants allowed 3 ER or less

And they are only 10-6. Even a decent offense would probably add 3 more wins.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

If we had the '63 Willie Mays

Giants would be 14-2.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

'63?

A reporter was once doing an interview with Ty Cobb in his old age. The reporter was trying to establish how the game had changed, and asked Cobb what he thought he would hit if he were playing today. “Oh, about .270”, Cobb replied. When the reportr expressed amazement, Cobb added “Well, young man, you must remember that I am over 70 years old.”

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

… Then he kicked the reporter in the shins as hard as he could. And you know what? He was still wearing his old spikes!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cobb never would have survived playing in ’63 with “all them non-whites”.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant . . .

. . . as an admittedly feeble jest, that Mays today might be a useful addition. The spurt of humor, however, rather dribbled off . . . .

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I was making a bad joke about Cobb's tolerence toward others.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so with willie mays, they were worse than us in this stretch?

i dont know if that is reassuring or not

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the sixties

Lack of scoring was the norm.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
Tonight, the Giants matched the longest single-season streak (16 games) holding an opponent to three runs or fewer since 1920. Yup, the entire live-ball era.

You’ve got the 1981 A’s, the 1972 Indians and the 2010 Giants.

(The Cincinnati Reds had the only longer streak, a 20-game run, but that spanned the 1942 and ’43 seasons.)

Going a little further down the rabbit hole, the Giants haven’t allowed more than four runs in 21 consecutive games. That’s tied for the fifth longest streak in the live-ball era – the longest since those ’81 A’s.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s that?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every team in baseball

Is either better at offense or defense, by some fraction.

The Giants do not have the worst offense in the league (it’s a bit below average) and they have an above average pitching/defensive side.

On the whole, we’re a good baseball team.

by GiantPain on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. That makes it so much easier to watch these 0 run games.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just, enjoy the game.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s offensive

by m22 on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

A what?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

1972 Indians

April 29th-May 20th
Gaylord Perry 6-0

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

my lineup

butler
r.thompson
w. clark
k. mitchell
m. williams
e. riles
j uribe
t kennedy

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My lineup

Dietz
Mays
Bonds
McCovey
Mitchell
Kent
Williams
Aurilia

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would take either…but i love clark

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sniff

/he puts out small candle,lights one for Gerald.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many would have put the Panda as the 3rd baseman on a similar team, at the end of last year.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine would be

AlanMitchellEdwardGeorgePatrickHenryGallagher
   Dirty Al
The First Dirty in Giant’s history!!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but there is nothing like the first love as a 13 year old

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

1989 nlcs game 1

I think i’ll go watch my recording of it

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark

The reason why pitchers talk with their glove up to their mouth.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was to hide cuss words…kidding

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Cepeda?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

1995 World Series on ESPN Classic right now

Indians’ starting lineup for Game 6:

Lofton CF
Vizquel SS
Baerga 2B
Belle LF
E. Murray 1b
M. Ramirez RF
Thome 3B
T. Pena C

OH
MY
GOD

by tjb1187 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does it seem like half those guys are still around?

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counted 4 and then realized Lofton retired. Been watching the Lofton 2-out line drive base hit too much lately.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he “retired” in the same way that Bonds “retired” – no one would sign him anymore.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a shame, I’ll take him as my lead off man right now.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

me, too.

and he could probably still get the job done.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In his last year

296/367/414.

That would be a premium option for us right now.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if sabean is aware of this

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And at cleanup...

I’m thinking of a man who’s really slow at this point but can still hit the ball really hard.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprising none of them played for the Giants the past couple years.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of them played for the Giants two years ago.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard for me to believe 2002 was really 8 years ago. It seems so recent, same with 2001.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right. Omar was here in 2008.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome only had a .996 OPS in 1995

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by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he played 3rd base.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally forgot he did.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those late 90s Indians lineups were no joke

Think about this.

They developed Ramirez, Thome, Baerga, Lofton, Belle (with Sexson blocked by Thome), all within a few years of each other.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Brian Giles, too.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s one of the most underrated players of the last decade.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

giles was always the only one who swung at a lower percentage of pitches than bonds did in the 2001-2004 season. incredible plate discipline

by tjb1187 on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I hate that guy.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked him before he became a Padre.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And think about where he played too.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they got him from the Padres with Baerga for Joe Carter, though Baerga never played at the major league level for SD. That was a pretty good trade for them

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I was forgetting someone

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had Jeromy Burnitz, too.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they lost…

Did they have any pitching? That lineup is freaking amazing. I would trade our offense for their offense, even if it meant losing Posey.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

good bullpen

Jose Mesa, Julian Tavarez when he was fantastic, couple lefties who were filthy. Nobody in the rotation that could strike anyone out

by tjb1187 on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game one of the World Series, they lost 3-2 and only got 2 hits. Maddux beat Hershiser.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux's 95 season

One of the best of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMMA LETCHU FINISH

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought williams was at 3rd?

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

1995, Williams was still a Giant.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking 97 for some reason

by andy25 on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're thinking of the 97 team

That also lost the world series.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I’m going to watch Ninja Assassin. I’m expecting nothing short of a masterpiece.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

A really violent cartoon

I haven’t seen it. But I would imagine that is an apt description.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie sucked ass.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could have told you that without seeing anything but the title.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that would be a good movie

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silent, But Deadly

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by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that one sat there for eleven hours before someone nailed it.

Well done.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda like that girl at the bar with the ok body but the questionable face.

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by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

bahaha

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butterface

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by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly

I was shocked to find that sitting there with that comment asking to be made.

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by Goofus on Sep 23, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE SHOCKER!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

gross

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol greg maddux

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD! WHY DID I READ THE COMMENT ON MLB.COM?
Coveboy44 wrote:
Giants are not scoring runs due to lack of bunts. They are not getting that one hit when they do have scoring opportunities.
9/23/2010 1:12:45 AM

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

im really glad he decided to share his insight with us. please, don’t share more

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man has . . .

. . . an excellent career awaiting him in the Giants’ front office. If Bill Neukom reads that, he might even hire him in to replace Sabean.

Which reminds me:

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The brilliant thing about that comment is that the two sentences completely contradict each other, and yet they’re both completely wrong.

by Evan on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, stupid essay. I don’t know the modern history of India. Why can’t I just write about the book we read?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Copy and paste wikipedia

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget to get kicked out of school for plagarism while you’re at it!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then who would I stalk?!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would he do that?

That seems counter-productive.

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The modern history of India

There was a dude named Gandhi. He got shot. Then there was a lady named Gandhi. She got shot. And it was all because the British were stupid dicks.

The end.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there's something about a llama, right?

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by thehavenot on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m supposed to talk about the processes of minoritization and majoritarianism in India today, and draw parallels between that and the aftermath of partition in 1947.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a good source to work with. I just wish that it was the novel that we actually had to read for class.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

majoritarianism is hard to say

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I had a couple of possible topics for you just in case. Ah well.

by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“A bunch of people today are dicks, just like the British.”

You’re welcome.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you cite me on your references page, please refer to me as Dr. Groug P. Grougington

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

, Esq.?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would lack class without that.

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it . . .

. . . when we were in England for a few months and opened a bank account—everything was addressed to or headed “Esq.” I almost bought a bowler on the strength of it (but didn’t).

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A bunch of people today are dicks, just like the British." (Grougington, Esq.)

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, the bold failed somehow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You boldly failed where no man has failed before.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yessssssssssss

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by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta put the period after the citation.

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by mhad on Sep 23, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just call any tech support right now and ask.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My final in comparative politics made me compare Indira Gandhi with Mao. Fail.

by Unitard on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a bright side here too- CIN won’t clinch until Sat at the earliest, provided they win every game until then, so they will play the Pads hard while we play COL. Could be a chance to pick up ground.

And we may have Torres back in time for COL too.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the beating, sleep on it, wake up tomorrow and head back to work.

The Giants scored 1 run. In two games. And came away with a split in a 2 game series. You can’t win two games with one run, so if you really think about it, the Giants achieved best case scenario.
The Giants scored 1 run. In two games, And gained 1 game in the wildcard standings and only lost 1 game in the division standing.
The Giants scored 1 run. In two games. And somehow gained a game on the Colorado Rockies. Like. What the fuck?

10 Games left. No time to panic. This is not the time to point fingers, to mess with the players heads, to experiment, to promote Belt, or to do any kind of stupid shit like that.

If we live by the long ball, we die by the long ball. That’s the end of the story. Go get them tomorrow and hope the BABIP gods shine on the Giants for the next 10 games.

You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

This is a great article.

Guessing the Sentences in Donald Rumsfeld’s New Book

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 22, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm…love the smell of war crimes in the morning.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

wreck'd

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by Giant Voodoo on Sep 23, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow… Baggs sure did a number on his post game.

I haven’t seen such frustrated, exasperated, and all the other "erated"s baseball players in a long, long time. Baggs painted one hell of a picture of what it’s like to be an everyday position player on the SF Giants right now.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is scary:


Bochy said he and the staff will talk over the lineup, and he didn’t rule out going with a radical redesign . . . .

He’s bad enough when just trying to make out a lineup; what would he be like trying a “radical redesign”? Rowand, Ford, Burriss, Velez, anything else out of the “DO NOT USE” can? Probably.

When you put what is probably your best out there and it doesn’t work, do you try again with your best, or do you panic and flail wildly about? We may be about to find out the answer to that question, and strong men blench (and blanch) at the prospect.

The curious thing is that it’s not as if the Giants offense overall is particularly inadequate; they have been hovering right around league average—one day a little under, one day a little over—for the longest time, and were one to reckon only from July 1 on, it’d probably be rather above average. The problem is that for reasons unclear, at least to me, they are feast or famine, which is not a good way to scatter your runs. The most “efficient” use of runs, in a “Pythagorean” sense, is to win every game by 1 run. Whenever a team wins a blowout, they have, in some sense, “wasted” the excess runs. Mind, it’s not like it’s something that can easily be controlled, and you have to play every game to the max, but it would be nice to know why this Jekyll/Hyde scoring.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear this “radical” lineup as well, though may I offer a devils advocate POV-

There’s another side to this. The “best” 8 that we can put out there every night- the highest OBP/SLG guys- at this point, may be so frustrated and exasperated with the way things are going that they might not be our best (in another sense of the word) lineup that we can put out there the following day.

Perhaps some “fresh” players, such as Nate, Fontenot, and Ish (vs righty Dempster) who aren’t feeling the heat and weight of such an offensive drought could be key to scoring some runs tomorrow. Of course, the all-important offensive cornerstones such as Posey, Sanchez and Huff should remain, as they all had good ABs tonight, but perhaps instead of the quartet of Uribe, Sandoval, Guillen, Burrell, who hit for power and have been hacking away for HRs lately, we could infuse the more-OBP/defensive orientations that Nate, Ish, and Font have to offer.

One thing I have noticed about this club, is that the lineup is packed with all-or-nothing hitters. Stacked with Burrell, Guillen, (Sandoval in a sense) and Uribe, for example, creates this dynamic where if they aren’t hitting HRs, they aren’t producing. They aren’t guys with speed who beat out DP balls. They don’t hit for power. Only one of them really show any patience at the plate.

Maybe what worked for us so well in July, was that we had guys like Nate, Ish, etc playing in the 8th slot like a revolving door every day. They kept it fresh.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

meant to say “they don’t hit for average” in the 2nd to last sentence in the 3rd paragraph

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for short series

witch is what we have left.
Sabean rollin’ the bones!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just have too many “big bats” in the lineup (ironically), all-or-nothing guys who don’t hit for average, no speed, no bat control, so when they slump, there goes the offense. all of a sudden you’re left with living and dying by the HR.

SCIENCE

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Extra Baggs Commenter Named Droug,

Only groud is allowed to replace one of the letters from my username with a D and then post with this name on the Internet. Please either become as cool as groud or stop immediately.

Kisses,
groug

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

like that’s even possible.

Chester Arthur cannot play third base.

by groud on Sep 23, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Welcome back, old friend.

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by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't call it a comeback

i been here for years.

Chester Arthur cannot play third base.

by groud on Sep 23, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i been here for years.

hiding in the shadows of the cathedral

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Now I know who groud is. You’re a terrible actor.

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by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUD!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 23, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the front page

It’s still in the top of the 4th.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for

Giants hitting 6 bombs tomorrow, warm up for the slugfest coming in Coors. Gnight everyone!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 22, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Niners best QB last three years

pitching for Blue Jays tomorrow. Good Luck.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 23, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, Alex Smith is NOT pitching.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 23, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed that 4 game series the giants played against the cubs at home in late september last year

Which made me even more excited about this series I’m so pumped up for tomorrows game and seeing bochy and sabean’s idea of a “line up reconstruction”.

I think we all know who is leading off.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 23, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s gonna be fontenot.

i dont think they have the balls to play velez

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

they did

but velez kept swinging at them.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 23, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was right!!! neener neener neener!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...In September

2,2,5,3,2,6,1,7,1,0,6,0,2,10,0,1,9,1,0….That’s 58 runs in 19 games, about 3 per game. We have been shutout in 4 of the last 10 games, though.

Anyway, when I watch the games at night, I get too emotional to evaluate anything rationally. I also apologize if I have offended anybody during gamethreads, my level of vulgarity and crudeness tends to elevate. I am tense enough when we play the Marlins in May, let alone the last ten days of the season in a pennant race when we are in a virtual tie for first.

Point being, does everybody think we have just hit a rough patch at the worst possible time (The Giants’ Way) or is the offense just doing a magnificent choke job at the worst possible time (The Giants’ Way)? This community evaluates things statistically, but some of these AB’s are so bad, I feel like some of these guys are pressing. It seems they are mentally struggling with the pressure at times.

IMO, confidence is the most important part of sports. If you know you can beat the other guy you have already won and vice versa. Watching pitchers pitch against us you can see their confidence rise as the game goes on and our offenses’ confidence whither away. The pitcher starts to realize that he can throw up garbage and most of these guys will flail away, this leads to him being more confident and being able to pitch better overall. Meanwhile, the offense (and all McCoven) starts thinking, here we go again…

Either way it is really frustrating to watch. Cumdempster is one of my most hated pitchers to face. He seems to have no problem mowing us down the last couple of years, and his stupid glove twitching routine during his windup is infinitely annoying as he is setting you down in order.

If you want to go to the playoffs Giants, you are going to have to score some runs. Tonight would be a great night to get mentally tough and/or for your luck to change.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm hungry.

It’s too late for beakfast and too early for lunch. Mid-mornings blow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Brunch? Or is that only for weekends in hip neighborhoods?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think it’s the latter. Typically, my mid-morning nosh is peanut butter on Wheat Thins while sitting at my desk.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya…

I am more of a goldfish man…Or pretzels with spicy mustard….

Goldfish Man. That is quite the oxymoron.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a job for... Goldfish Man! Da-da-da-DAAAH!

/GIS’es ‘Goldfish Man’

Apparently, BTW, you really don’t want to self-apply that phrase in China, where it translates to this guy:

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

That is the official vehicle of NAMBLA

I retract my initial statement about being a Goldfish Man….What I meant to say was that I enjoy eating little orange crackers in the shape of fish.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF redesign

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

THE ICONS IN MY TABS ARE CONFUSING ME

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they finally made the new comments tag a different color.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took me a second to realize it was supposed to be like that

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 23, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE IT BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 23, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I’m used to it, it’s fine.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two minutes? You’re quick.

by Evan on Sep 23, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always laugh when I remember how much we flipped out when Sbnation switched over to the new formet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LATOS SUCKS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make a Diary about that…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 23, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How are we going to keep up with the auto-refreshing comments?!

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back in our day, we had to do “Ctrl+F ‘[new]’” and we liked it!!

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was there…It reeked havoc on my crappy ass DSL connection :-)

/ we had to type uphill, both ways, in a snowstorm, with a potato in our pockets for lunch and a handwarmer. ’Cause you know, we were so poor we had no jackets…and another thing……

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly does havoc smell like?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you smell Karrosene, run.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be one of the last people I’d expect to misspell the word “kerosene”.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was intentional. I even capitalized it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEVER GET ANY JOKES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERIC KARROS SMELLS BAD!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU GET IT?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KINDA LIKE STEVE GARVSOLINE?

/is here all week, folks

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by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T WANT IT

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone think we have a better shot at winning the rockies series

than Pads winning theirs against the Reds. Last nights loss gave me such an uneasy feeling.

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 23, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea

I do know that this team plays best when things look the bleakest…

I could see them losing a heartbreaker to Cumdempster and the Flubbies tonight and then taking 2 out of 3 from the Rox…

I feel pretty sure this is going to come down to the 3 game set vs. SD to close the year…

I already had a nightmarish vision this morning of the Pads celebrating on the last day of the season on our field while we all curse Phil Cuzzi….It seems like the destiny of Giants’ fans…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, for the Photoshop skillz to do this.
Emperor Selig: Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Giants and the end of your insignificant pennant drive.
Buster’s eyes go to his bat
Emperor Selig: You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Magicinside weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Buster Skyposey: No.
Emperor Selig: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.
Darth Cuzzi: wheeze

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

But following this scenario Cuzzi would repent and end up helping us.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that he's Posey's biological Dad

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but I had to get him in there somewhere.

He isn’t badass enough to be the Emperor, and he wears the mask, so…

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I follow your logic, but so does Russel Martin.

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by Giant Voodoo on Sep 23, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which would be awesome.

He fucked us in The Umpire Strikes Back but saves us in Return of the Magicinside.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The owner of the company came into the office today and all but

guaranteed the pads have the more favorable schedule of games left and will coast into the post season. I had to remind him the last 3 were at AT&T and his confidence didn’t waiver.

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 23, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait...

Wasn’t it supposed to be a day game today? Did the schedule change for TV? Noticed that it was a 7:05 EST start

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

No

It’s been 7:05 EST for as long as I have seen the game time posted…

It’s weird, but I don’t think it has been changed.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to go over to True Blue LA to vent about how crappy the Bums are playing

but they beat me to it:

Luckily for the Padres playoff chances, whenever the postseason candle appears ready to succumb to lack of oxygen the Dodgers show up to blow new life into their flickering postseason flame. The Padres inflicted their sixth straight victory over the Dodgers, and this coming from a team who cannot beat anyone else.

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Way to brighten up my day…

The Dodgers are taking a giant dump all over our season…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

IS THAT NOT THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ran into Brian Wilson outside of the Hancock Tower!

and all of my friends think I’m talking about the Beach Boy, so I figured I’d come and be excited about it with you guys.

He’s really tan.

and I may or may not have seen Ishikawa outside of Starbucks.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 23, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

We all look the same anyway.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been staring at all the old dudes around my work

looking for Kruk, Kuip or Miller. Grey hair is not the most defining of characteristics.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. What I wouldn’t give to check out the view from atop Wilson’s Hancock Tower.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

best view in the city!

actually we were right outside the cheesecake factory, which made me laugh later.

and I had a dream about a huff/burrell/huff’s sister love triangle last night. I blame you

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s amazing. The universe is trying to tell us something. And whatever it is, I like it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really...?
Oh, man. What I wouldn’t give to check out the view from atop Wilson’s Hancock Tower.

No one went for that ? Well done TL2 !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant what I said.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tower of Power!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was just listening to them!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 23, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so it’s Sonic 3, on Sonic and Knuckles, on a second Sonic and Knuckles, on a Game Genie, on a Genesis Cleaning System, on a ????, on a 32X, on a Genesis, on a Sega CD.

What is the thing between the Cleaning system and the 32X?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thinks it’s just Natto’s sega boner.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. I always pictured Natto’s sega boner to be black and girthy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

New with Sega Boner: Sonic Gold Cock Rings

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 23, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His companion can fly by propellering!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internet seems to think that it’s a Master System adapter. I didn’t know that ever existed.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The owner should have used the original Sega CD that went under the Genesis.

by Natto on Sep 23, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Thursday ever do to you?

It’s a day like any other day…it’s certainly better than Tuesday and Wednesday and much much better than Monday.

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

But much, much more importantly

WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR LUNCH????

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a Lunchable I brought from home. Lame, I know, but they’re cheap.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunchable? Dude, that makes you cooler in my book.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite my food snobbishness, I'm not going to hate on you at all for that

My mom wouldn’t let me eat Lunchables as a kid because she thought they were so unhealthy. One day I came home crying from being teased because I was the only one in our circle of friends that didn’t bring Lunchables for lunch. After that she started putting home-made “Lunchables” (crackers and meat she personally selected) into my lunch so that I could also know the joy of building my own lunch.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 23, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PECOTA playoff odds: overtaken by SD

Padres: 59% chance
Giants: 57% chance
Rockies: 13% chance

by GiantPain on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

So… does that mean that Atlanta’s chance is under 50%?

by GrooveGiant on Sep 23, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could take the rest of the season off

This team is somehow the most maddening team of my life. OF MY LIFE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: What's the point of buying a Bentley then?
BERLIN – Luxury carmaker Bentley is recalling 820 cars worldwide over fears that its famous “Winged B” hood ornament could injure people in an accident because it might not properly retract.
The fear is that if the hood ornament does not retract, it could increase the risk of injury to a pedestrian in the event of a crash, the U.S. Department of Transportation’s National Highway Traffic Safety

One needs some way to push the poor people aside.

by calbearjd on Sep 23, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I heartily agree SIr !
One needs some way to push the poor people aside.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 23, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember, the considerate plutocrat steps over the homeless, not on them.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 23, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants OPS+ in September? 79

Their wOBA for September? .280 (third worst in the majors).

Let’s hope Sabean’s chickens haven’t come home to roost at the worst time possible.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 23, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants teams going back to 4 years have scored 700 or fewer runs.

Only two teams have made the post season scoring 700 or fewer. The 2005 Astros, and Padres; and that was the first year of mandatory drug testing.

2010 – 692 projected
2009 – 657
2008 – 640
2007 – 683

Funny thing, is that this is the third season without Bonds, and only a couple of hitters are left from the 2007 team, Bonds last; Nate and Velez.

 I mean I liked Klesko, Todd Greene Dave Roberts, Mark Sweeney, the second coming of Auilia and all the rest of the retreads for the annual “be-nice-to-little-kids-day” that Bochy brought along, but holy cow. That the continuation of this “rebuild” still can’t score runs is not an accident.

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably mentioned already, but

From Yahoo:

Few pitchers have been as consistent as Sanchez of late. He has surrendered just two earned runs in his last 32 2/3 innings, a 0.55 ERA.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 23, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Problem is

You cant hold an opponent to negative runs.

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Sep 23, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof
extrabaggs Giants fans getting worn out by Pablo Sandoval and his .195 RISP. Suggested nicknames: “Pablo Strand-em-all” and “Flash in the Panda.” Ouch.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 23, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for focusing on the wrong things.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The PAB-lem.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 23, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about GIDPanda.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 23, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are pretty clever.

by non sequitur on Sep 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KEEP CLICKING ‘LIKE’ AND NOTHING HAPPENS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 23, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be a TOTALLY link next to it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 23, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD NITE tonight

http://www.rickshawstop.com/calendar/event_details/?tfly_event_id=14005

Nerd Nite is an informal gathering at which nerds get together for nerdery of all sorts (well, mostly presentations and drinking). An institution in Boston, New York, Austin, Washington DC, Munich, and now San Francisco.

This one’s going to be a BEAST! From the cute to the slippery to the predatory, this month’s Nerd Nite will bring out the animal in us, with a geomorphologist, a wonk-nerd hybrid, and a pickup artist explaining it all. (Also: look forward to getting some geeky—and hackable—swag from our sponsor, CBS’s The Big Bang Theory!)

NERD NITE – “It’s like the Discovery Channel… with beer!”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 23, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear not Giants fans, those flyballs will be into the bleachers tonight

The wind is strong and blowing out and the linesmakers have set the total at 12.5. I take it both MadBum and Dumpster are flyball pitchers?

by Padsin10 on Sep 23, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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