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Post-game thread: Cain, Posey, bullpen help Giants to another 1-0 win

Oh, it starts out innocently enough. Some friends are passing out 1-0 games at a party, and you don't want to be the square. Then you start up with the 1-0 games when you're at home alone, just to take the edge off. Then you find yourself with a couple of 1-0 games in your car right before work. Before you know it, you're stumbling down an alley, breathing the fumes from David Eckstein bloop singles. That's 1-0 game rock bottom.

But, heck, it's fun when you win them. Some quick notes that I jotted down as I was watching this game:

  • Matt Cain
  • Buster Posey
  • Matt Cain!
  • Bruce Bochy?
  • Buster Posey!
  • Brian Wilson

Every managerial decision looks brilliant if the team wins, and I'll just assume that if Matt Cain went out for the seventh inning, he would have given up two broken-bat singles, a fielder's choice, and a fly ball to right field. Maybe the decision to pull Cain fora pinch-hitter had something to do with the on-again/off-again warm ups associated with a rain delay. It was weird, but the Giants won.

Remember when the knock on Buster Posey was that he wasn't expected to have power? Like, he was supposed to be Freddy Sanchez in convenient catcher form? Yeah. Huh. That's not really accurate. Posey has silly power to all fields. Bad analysts! Bad! He has a perfect swing, and that generates a ton of power. I've been wondering, though: Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?

Great. A riddle. Now we'll all be up all night.

Beautiful start to the road trip, Giants. Keep it up.

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Catch a shutout. Check.
Hit a HR. Check.
Don’t use AK. Check.

Good day, Buster.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 21, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior is on AMC

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm there, 16.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder . . .

if the Humungous could lay off the slider away?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE LOVE IT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I lol’d

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm havin it!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BUSTER POSEY

AND MATT CAIN!, DAMMIT.

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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Buster could have at least one 30 HR season in him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he father me?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least one, no more than fifteen 30 HR seasons. Or so, one would hope

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good eye. he’s gonna be a 22-26 HR guy every year, but mostly he will hit for average

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am perfectly fine with a catcher who will hit .300+ with 20+ home runs and 30+ doubles every season.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 21, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

best part? stays inside the ball very well, has power to all fields. he will only get better

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable stat

Buster (along with Votto) hasn’t hit an infield popup (IFFB) all season long.
Fangraphs Maybe he knows a thing or two about hitting.

by fiji.siv on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Buster Posey has not hit an infield popup in his major league career

Suck on that one for a little bit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

result of not trying to pull the ball like everyone else on the team :)

oh, so many good years to come with Buster

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was it that predicted he wouldnt hit for power? i recall some sportswriter saying Posey would be a Freddy Sanchez type guy, .330 avg, 5-10 HRs, 15 doubles.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember people here saying it

“He’s not a middle-of-the-order hitter”

lol at them

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Including, I must confess, me . . .

. . . which shows once again that one should never just take other people’s words for something but rather should check out the data oneself.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

LOL picture, LOL caption

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Still in 1st place!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

REC'D

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN CASEY BLAKE MCCOURTS PADILLA DODGERS!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

r-r-r-r-r-r-rec’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been awesome watching the supporters die out so quickly. I just wish my co-worker didn’t back out of our bet on who would end up with a better record.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't hurt

to wreck this again. Feels SO good.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 21, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is just some delicious icing on the pie of victory right there.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icing on pie? You crazy.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/terrible joke about frosting your pie

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

It’s actually funnier because you didn’t make the joke

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good > Evil

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 21, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siddown Mr. Coors Field Effect.

by Duelling Brandos on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Saunders Iz a Winnar!!

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want tomorrow’s game to start now. NOW. NOW!

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like a break.

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER MOTHERFUCKIN POSEY

MATT MOTHERFUCKIN CAIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?

The correct answer, is that Buster Posey can actually THROW homeruns. He doesn’t need to use his bat, but he just wants to make it fair.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We had a "Buster Posey facts" fanpost last year

I think we need a new one

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially after 4 months of studying him. And studying hard.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite one from the old thread

Butser Posey once hit a walkoff HR. In the 1st inning.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. BUSTER

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are on a roll with the typos.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you galding again?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three more outs, AZ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm watching postgame live

Meanwhile, my roommate is sitting here wanting to change it to Glee.

I have no words.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey should throw your roommate the fuck out at second.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just did.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AIN’T HAVIN’ IT

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck your roommate

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he likes Glee, he might appreciate that. /omg stereotyping /i can hate because i am one /that’s a stupid rule tho isn’t it

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon. Gay men with taste don’t like glee.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hopefully true. I don’t.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds about right
Gay men People with taste don’t like glee.

My apologies to any Glee fans, but yeah.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY NOW.

Acutally, meh. I didn’t like the show last year, and I can see why people don’t like it. But it’s become a guilty pleasure of mine.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better feel guilty about it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well then I disapprove.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I mainly watch for Sue Sylvester/fun lines. The music is VERY hit or miss with me. I loved the cast versions of Give Up The Funk, Fire, and Hate On Me but I hated the Gaga and Journey themed episodes. Well I guess the cast version of Faithfully was ok, but it didn’t blow me away.

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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to be honest though

I’ll be lucky if I’ve even watched 5 minutes of the show. But I have a friend who’s really into it. I still haven’t slapped him enough yet.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flipped it on once & noticed Doogie Howser singing Dream On by Aerosmith with (what I’m guessing) one of the kids on the show. It was so terrible I couldn’t look away.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should slap him.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slap you! slap slap slap you!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take a gleak on his face

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glee’s over.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were women, one of you would have moved out by now.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's times like these I'm gald my roommate has a thriving social life

and I do not

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re gald? I didn’t know that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds painful.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what my typo means

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tempted to look it up on urban dictionary now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems appropriate in one way or another

A person that does not answer or respond to numerous questions or statements and never says goodbye before they leave first, because they think its funny to piss people off.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then I'm not gonna respond to this

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the shittiest galder I’ve ever met in my life.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about galdrar?

WTF, “galdrar” is the plural form of “galdr.”

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 22, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Norse are not to be trusted.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think your

stronger than the Giants
faster than the Giants
that you can beat the Giants

But then you meet the Giants….

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL niners commercial

I can’t think of many teams that advertise their line backer as a face of the franchise but hey patrick willis is that fucking good.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Lewis?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Urlacher?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Que?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 22, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

QUE QUE QUE!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Sep 22, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, those commercials are so bad. Who are you talking to, Mike Singletary?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE THINGS THAT ARE GOOD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Like your stories?

Because those are good.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his stories. My friends love his stories.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about us?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Sure, why not.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re better than bad. They’re good.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you both. I’m stuck on chapter three, but I’m trying to get it done. After that, the ensuing chapters should come together pretty well.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure I’ve read chapter 2!!! When are you going to provide us with a link to your LJ?

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so beautiful.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shuffles feet bashfully

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Thanks!

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure it’s going to stay rated G?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t write teh sex well. Also, that’s not really the point of the story.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, don't worry.

I have the hardest time in the world with the secks.

I can get up to the sappy PG-13 romantic kiss in the rain stuff, but I can’t write anything beyond first base. Or second, whichever one kissing falls under.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kissing is certainly first base

Unless of course you are using the 1915 rulebook. In which case, first base would be “Seeing her Ankles”

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 21, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oswalt-pitches-astros on nifty. That’s one of the ones I wrote.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve read it. I also caught the Crede/AJ one last night. You’re a braver man than I.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 22, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So looking forward to it!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link link link

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD CarGo

Wow, 115 pitches? And they let him pitch to GOnzalez?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I have one thing to add

Mr. F!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That's just

too right.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much awesome!

rain delayed game, so I went back to working on cleaning house for yard sale this weekend and was so wrapped up in that, forgot to check in…soooo I guess I’ll have to keep doing that all week now? :o( but it’s worth it for this much awesome-a Buster HR(15), a Wilson S (44) and the dodgerdogs are DONE (eLOLiminated)!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

please dont mess with buddas karma.

by jonesin25 on Sep 21, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yard sale?

Why are you selling your yard?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It goes with the garage.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey mods...

Can we use this as a Rockies / Pads GDT?

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I feel kinda bad just flooding a nice post-game thread with STFDs

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably going to happen anyway.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We ain’t openin’ up another thread. Go nuts.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this one always cracks me up so much.

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the bestest.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Cain FTW

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's the bullpen one?

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t do that one tonight. Bullpen was nails.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson seems to have trapped his walks in the ear tangles of his beard.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent observation

Anyone care to check his BB rate pre- and post-beard? (I’m too lazy, obviously.)

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just saying the same thing about casilla. if you find the info on willy, check on casilla too please

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla’s charts are lower in the thread. Looks like SSS, but I’ll take it for now.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call...

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course this means

The giants will score 8 runs tomorrow night.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. 10.

/insert picture that kitspool posted last week

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by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought we only scored a ton of runs in the last game of the 3 game sets?

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy watched a lot of the Tour de France this summer

and learned that you don’t want to start a breakaway too early in the stage.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering the fact that we can scrape 2 hits off Randy Wells, then tag Lilly for 8 runs, is beyond me. This isn’t random. Something is going on, the hitters are pressing too much when they haven’t scored by the 3rd, I don’t know what it is, but those offensive strikes of 8+ runs that come every couple days are what this team is capable of on any given night.

I will never get to the bottom of this. My opinion? Pennant Race Pressure.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Posey is betting the unders.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 22, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont even joke about that. this is why we cant have nice things

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLS

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whole month's worth, if he is lucky

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Everton v. United match last week made me want to throw my computer out the window.

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOO!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That game made me lol.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So true

And so sad.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d. Even if it weren’t Grant.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy Manger of the Year

keeping everyone fresh to the end. low pitch counts. Awesome pinch hitting. Great defensive replacements (see e.g. Velez) They don’t win this game without him.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The only objection I had to Bochy tonight

was Velez as a defensive substitute — that was just nutty.

by nofreetime on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have this vision of Velez just being really freaking annoying in the dugout, so Bochy sends him to left field just to get rid of him for a few minutes.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Nice. Probably

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously

I’m as ecstatic as anyone about the win. But…VELEZ AS A DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT? REALLY?1?! Even with Torres out, and with our collection of zoologically interesting outfielders, there are several better ways of shoring up late-inning defense. I know Bochy won’t put Rowand anywhere but CF (which is annoying), but even dropping Rowand into center and sliding Ross over to left would be better than Velez. Hell, double-switching in the 7th and putting Ishikawa at 1st and Huff in left would be better.

Velez had one routine flyball tonight and I almost had a heart attack. Bochy: you wanna use him as a pinch runner? Fine. You want to give him an at-bat once in awhile? OK, I’ll pick my battles. DO NOT FOR ONE SECOND THINK THAT EUGENIO VELEZ IS A REPLACEMENT-LEVEL DEFENDER AT ANY POSITION.

Great win tonight.

"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski

by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that fly ball he caught in the 8th almost gave me a heart attack. he looked like he was right under it, then last second cuts 10’ to the right and catches it with one hand.

did bork NOT see him drop two flyballs that cost us a game in April? (phillies)

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really almost dropped that ball

Could you imagine if that happens and the Cubs score?

/shivers

by nofreetime on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Velez definitely Lindened it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said it last night and I'll say it again..

Just call him Tom-Tom
/ the cheaper version of Magellan. Every route is an adventure.

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

I remember the Phillies game.

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you know

I’ve lost all respect for your linking ability and will never click anything ever again.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D’Backs announcers said something to the tune of: “What about Bruce Bochy for Manager of the Year? They’re the team in the lead.”

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

He does make some stupid decisions with the lineup, but I don’t know how much management forces his hand. I do like most of his bullpen management and he definitely seems to support his players. I’m not sure who I’d vote for over him, maybe Bud Black.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-6 in September with a 1.57 Team ERA.

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

and tied for the longest streak since 1960 of consecutive games in which the opponents scored no more than three runs, 15 games (tied with the 1963 Giants).

by campanari on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone's talking about the Rockies September....

and the Rox have won only one more game then the Giants in September. The most impressive September stat for me is that the Giants have only allowed 31 runs 31!!!!

by Angry Dwarf on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the Snake closer?

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

their most popular way of closing out games is via the walk-off win

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, losing.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "Big Gute?" apparantly

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol…The Big Gute….That’s what I call my ass…The Big Glute

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not Chad "Tee Ball" Qualls anymore

Yes, yes I know, bad luck victim, but still the beginning of this season was ugly for him.

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain Fora

Posey Toa

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

How about another miracle comeback LA?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ll get a inning ending double play and like it! grrr! stupid bums >:-E

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what? FU LA!

fixed you’ll get an inning game ending double play and like it!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?

The correct answer is that there is no such thing as a ball thrown so hard Buster Posey could not hit it for a home run. It is like asking him to draw a circle with sqaure edges. It is impossible.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey could throw that ball.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could also draw a circle with square edges and shove it up your ass, too.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Then he would hit it for a home run.

Which would admittsedly be pretty painful for me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he would heal you.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And fix my typos.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey doesn’t make typos.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

He has to fix someone’s, and he doesn’t make any.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Buster Posey is his own manual of style.

"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski

by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Elements of Ain't Havin' It

By Posey & umm… Posey.

You’d think he’d hire on an inferior person to help, but he ain’t havin it.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Buster Posey is the life of parties he has never attended. If he hit you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid he hit with the bat actually did thank him.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a strong urge.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course...

the kid now dominates his little league because some of the magic/awesomeness from Buster

by calbearjd on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm

Buster Posey draws circles all the times with square edges. Everyone knows that.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is

Don’t test Buster Posey. ‘Cuz he ain’t havin’ it

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Jesus said "Do not put Buster Posey to the test"?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey can do whatever he wants

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Great game by Cody Ross – walk, single, took a lot of pitches. I hope he settles in to the leadoff role.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He also struck out twice, swinging at ball four both times. He’s still the pick of the CF litter until Andres returns though.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

Hell I’ll take a 7 pitch strikeout over a aaron rowand pop up on a first pitch fastball right there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross is just struggling right now. So long as he is working the count, I don’t really care what he does.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel like they’re going to take us away from us. You don’t deserve him, they’ll say. You get Bengie back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t allow it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I volunteer to start a human shield if that ever happens.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain’t having it.

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina has a 48 OPS+ for Texas right now.

8)

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THAT GOOD?!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots LOLs here.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 22, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I regret that trade so much.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big target!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calls the best game in baseball and shuts down the running game better than anyone according to ron washington and nolan ryan!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think eating the baserunners are counted as CS in the scorecard

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently bengie goes so wild on the rangers post game buffet that vladdy has lost 20 pounds since the trade.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

poor vladdy. bengie might eat his long arms and legs, mistaking them for lobster.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much of that

came from his cycle?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to fight every one of them.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be morbid, but it reminds me of something David Frost said when President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, describing him as “miraculous…an amazing man who seemed so utterly right for the job.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 3 wants some Buster juice

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I read anything else

the caption made me LOLOL.

Buster posey eliminated the dodgers from the playoffs tonight. God damn I love that guy.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Answer to riddle (and some more Math)

Buster Posey = mc^2

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie = Force / Acceleration

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strawhats can’t claim them

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy did I love Chili Davis as a kid

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never a doubt

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t suppose these charts take into account who the better team is?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

I was probably one of the McCoven most vocally against the Ramon Ramirez and Javier Lopez deals, but the two of them have been rock solid since July 31.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lopez deal, yeah, but I don’t see the problem with Ramirez. He’s got a little upside, he’s controllable, and Dan Turpen seemed like a nonprospect to me.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the cost wasn’t bad for Ramirez, but I just didn’t think Ramirez was very good.

(Whoa there, he apparently has a 10:11 K/BB ratio as a Giant!)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I noticed that a few days ago.

His success is unsustainable (Randy Messenger what what), but I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He honestly doesn’t seem like it though. I feel like most of the walks came in his first few outings? IDK.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad comparison

Look at Messenger’s numbers. 5.85 K/9 and 3.90 BB/9.

Ramirez is better in both (especially in K’s). Messenger was awful, Ramirez has had a couple good seasons.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough this season (including Boston), Ramirez is at 5.59 K/9 and 3.68 BB/9

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he doesn’t punch anything in the dugout.

by Natto on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like an affable fellow to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nominate Eugenio Velez

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the incident in Chase, I don't.

I nominate Scott.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken. I second.

/taps foot

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I just looked at his stats with the Giants

WTF? His numbers are poop.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was like “WTF” when I saw it, because he really has seemed quite good!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR EYEZ

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his BABIP with the Giants is .162

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"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not my concern, lol more walks than K’s.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"His" -- Ramon Ramirez?

His numbers are “poop”? Granted, he has the benefit of an absurd BABIP (.162), but “poop”?

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS BABIP IS FOR ME TO POOP ON

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On this team? Someone has to be poop, and Bautista is gone.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you prefer “his walk and strikeout numbers are poop”?

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant more K and BB rates. Also, it’s a scientific term.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh… you called shit poop.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That language is inappropriate here.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… it’s acceptable on PR?

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by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything goes.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWLING BALL

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO HE IS GETTING BETTER

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed Kruk’s new thing is when a hitter has 3 balls he’ll say something like HE’S NOT AFRAID TO LET IT RIP HERE!

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, and he’s making the “The ball’s not carrying to center” joke a lot more than he used to.

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by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think sometimes Kruk gets this “I have to be the personality” mindset, and it hurts his broadcasting.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a few times a game.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does not bother me

I really enjoy the chemistry between Kruk and Kuip

by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does – that’s part of his job as the color guy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but there’s a distinction I’m trying to draw. Kruk is the personality because he has such a memorable personality to begin with. His natural state is personality. So when he tries to produce extra personality for his job, it can occasionally lay on a little thick.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes… I’ll grant that he can’t reliably manufacture personality.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

a) wow, how many guys in MLB have a third testacle?!

b) whenever i hear this, i make a loud fake fart sound, because that’s how i roll.

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by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowling ball?

Pablo Sandoval?

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Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 22, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not great by any stretch, but getting out of the AL East (LOL AL TO NL JOKE HERE) probably helped. I think he was pretty good insurance for the Bautista, Casilla, and Mota trio.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will defend Santiago Casilla to the death

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Casilla’s bb-ref URL still ends with “garcija01.html”

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

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by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m on record as supporting Casilla through his period of gas-laden indistinguishability. I hope he comes back next year.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been less walky lately. I think.

(Hasn’t looked at STATS)

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.32 FIP this year even with the high walk rate!!

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he’s throwing that curveball for strikes, he can be pretty nasty. Well, when he’s throwing strikes period.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I have come around on him when he throws strikes. Averaging 97mph will do that to me.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can be said for pretty much every Giants pitcher except maybe Zito and Bum.

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by cheno on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something about 97 mph with what looks like a 6 inch sink. That is Kevin Brown nasty style. If he can keep that movement, he could be Mariano Rivera 1 pitch dominant.

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by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated him for a while, mostly because I kept confusing him and Bautista.

He’s great. Soooo many K’s.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget the 100mph fastball. i knew if he found his control, he’d be a serious weapon.

he’s the kind of guy you bring in when the bases are loaded and you need 3 strikeouts

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well people don't find their control

They are who they are, except in extremely rare cases.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you mean? its obvious that something wasnt right for timmy for awhile, but he’s found it. why cant the same be said for casilla?

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Timmy wasn’t right for a while. It’s not about whether Casilla is right or not, he just has never had good control.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla was walking people left and right all year (and striking them out), then maybe august (?) he pretty much stopped walking people and just striking them out. You think this is just his BB ratio leveling out? high early, low now, hitting the norm?

cause he sure looks like he’s got a handle on his stuff compared to the way it was in july.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're dealing with small sample sizes

His walk rates this year are in line with his career numbers. Nothing has changed.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah so that’s kinda what I thought you were getting at. basically, he just hasn’t been consistent with it. his walks rate is in line with career numbers, its just that he walked batters waaay over his career line early in the year, and now it is leveling out to his norm (walking far less batters of late)

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 8 walks in 25.1 IP since the beginning of August. That’s pretty darned good.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ walk rate in the middle of the year, and over most of his career

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It broke the graph.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the chart I pull up when I get too excited about his velocity.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Dontrelle Willis’?

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his BB/9 graph is hilarious.

I was always fond of Chuck James’ (ex-Braves pitcher) HR/9 graph.

WHOOSH!

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In ‘08, before his arm blew up, he gave up 10 home runs in 29.2 IP. That’s a HR/9 of 3.03

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Gutierrez is at 2.2 this year.

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by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he's the DBacks closer

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by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was aaaawful in July

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having him and Bautista in the bullpen at the same time was frightening.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in that they were the 7th/8th inning guys for a while and it was…well…torture.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

July was a good month for the team though.

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by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

september has seemed to be good to us as well.

if the pitching hadn’t been completely jaw-dropping this month, we’d be 7 games out of it, AT LEAST

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think Ramirez was very good either and I watched him a lot.

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by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was a lot more meh on them than the fontenot and guillen deals

none of those deals have sunk the team yet! Woohooo

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by bondslegend on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was the best non-Molina trade (at the time, and probably going forward).

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But that didn’t look like someone Sabean was pursuing.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I like Cody Ross..

I did not like the deal. See sig.

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Cody Ross’ fault. That’s Sabean’s fault for ACTUALLY thinking that Velez, Burris, etc. is more valuable than Downs.

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked the Fontenot deal

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I hope they hang onto him for next year.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't see him being non tendered

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by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Ramirez deal

Because we gave up nothing and he’s better than Denny.

Lopez I liked as an acquisition, but I thought we might’ve give up too much – but that’s for Yeah Joey and Bowker to prove me wrong.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fine with the Ramirez deal (I do not expect big things from Dan Turpen), though I thought it would basically have no real effect on the team.

Whoops!

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by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ll join this line

by marcello on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked the Ramirez deal

Lopez though, has been good (though I still think we overpaid)

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by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lopez has been worth it just to see those Joey Votto Ks. Especially that one where he jumps back and still tries to swing

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To bad that's not uploaded online

Those were the two ugliest strikeouts I’ve seen all season and thats counting aaron rowand, pablo sandoval, and edgar renteria at bats with the game on the line.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep. there are active GIFs of the Votto K in the PGTs from the 2nd game, I think it was.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you want to look in the archives, or i will

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was on the highlight reel on sfgiants.com but was removed 10min after it was posted. i know b/c i was watching it over and over, laughing.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has to find those

Seriously those are the two most brutal strikeouts I’ve seen all year and from who I consider the best player in the NL.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lopez is the best situational lefty out there, that ive seen. he makes hitter look fucking rediculous. i dont know what his contract status is, but we have to have him back for next year, what with cargo, adrian, eithier, and others in the NL West alone that we will need his services for.

he used to be the Barry Bonds specialist for COL. that in itself says enough

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are talking about UZR on the D-Backs feed. Mark Grace is befuddled.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

They are amusing, I guess.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should like UZR. I’d guess Grace looks like a much better player if you include his defense. And he was already pretty damn good.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he’d be the Snow/Teixeira of his era, a guy who had a great defensive rep but doesn’t look as good by the numbers.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the record

I have no particular reason for thinking this. I just do.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have good UZR numbers on Snow? That is, have they gone back and re-watched games from the mid-90s to mid-00s?

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by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Total Zone if you want defensive numbers on older players.

http://www.baseballprojection.com/war/s/snowj001.htm

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grace, OTOH, is at +84 runs above average for his career by Total Zone.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snow’s defense is below average for his career. Take that how you will.

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by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how in 1995 his TZ was -13, but it was 8 in 2003. The fluctuation makes me very skeptical.

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by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

his career total zone is quite poor, but who knows what that really means

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well TZ loves him, FWIW. I always thought he was the best defensive first baseman in baseball, but I saw a lot more of him than anybody else. But from the statistical point of view, it’s quite plausible that he was helped in TZ by the very long infield grass at Wrigley.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every so often I have been guilty of badmouthing Grace’s career, and then I remember him taking away hits with the glove. He was good.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised you could understand Grace. He mumbles a lot.

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by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Eugenio defensive replacement

I started to go into cardiac arrest when Scales hit that ball because I thought he hit it better, and just as I relaxed, realizing the ball was in the park, I remembered that Eugenio was in left field. Thanks Bochy, you stupid shit!

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Also, FBAL's bat flip on his can of corn to LF. He thought he hit it out. LOL

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by bigboneded on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GINO

With alfonso soriano’s defensive prowess velez thought he had a good chance of him somehow tipping it into the stands off his glove.

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was out too

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by rxmeister on Sep 22, 2010 5:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

the wind probably knocked it down. I thought it was gone, too.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk giving Sergio some <3

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I must also note: BEST. CAPTION. EVER.

by RUSirius on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I should admit that it’s recycled. I’ve used the same gag for a Velez picture and an Aurilia picture, I think.

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I DON’T COME HERE FOR OLD MATERIAL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic Aurillia, always scared of DeWitt.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS??

by zuma420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DBacks Announcers Attempting to understand UZR

“WHAT he doesn’t have the ability to carry an UZI”

/facepalm

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain has some weird, gooey substance on his face.

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by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's VICTORY

and it’s everywhere

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everywhere but his stat-sheet

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by Caine Black Knife on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Matt Cain is crying somewhere. Probably in Posey’s arms.

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by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As good a place as any, I suppose.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
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by Cody_ransom on Sep 22, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe . . .

he’s been sent back from the future to save us from The Toluwitsky . . .
(which is how they will spell it in the future, where TWK’s try to destroy civilization, which is represented by a small number of Georgians . . . more later, er, earlier)

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that hair gel?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain Matt Cain Matt Cain

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT STEINMETZ WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU

by thebighead on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players of the Game

Kuip – Ramon Ramirez
Jon – Matt Cain
Kruk – Romo & Wilson
Flem – Gerald

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Posey and Cain should have been picked by everyone.

Twice.

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by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s bigger than the other guys, and gets his way.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Flew Over the Krukow’s Nest

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for a fantasy team name next season.

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by bigboneded on Sep 22, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He gets two and why not

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by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He picked ‘the guy with the terrible facial hair’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three more outs Dbacks Gas Cans

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by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching it 4 times!

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by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 4 times?

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ-COL

Here we go. Juan Gutierrez going for the save.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina’s replacement saves the day.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What civilization should I start my first Civ V game with?

Also, no more posts until November. Let me know how the season ends.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR THE COUP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

slowly moves invites the llamas in.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to dig up the guns and the ribeyes...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote we make it a San Jose Earthquakes blog

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But... too many goals!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously read this as

Time for Time Cop!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always do pretty well in Civ IV, and then I try to start a war, and suddenly I can’t overtake India because my cities are making Musketeers every 75 turns. And then I lose.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

India’s surprisingly tough. Try going to war with Spain. Isabella talks a good game, but you can crush her pretty easily.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ancient Egyptians! They’re totally cool right?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vikings

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that game? I’m assuming it’s good because…well…. it’s Civ5. But, how is it?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t started it yet. Had to babysit you dorks.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get to it!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCK

Didn’t realize Civ V had hit. Somehow need to add that to this list of games to attack in the next month:

09/28 – Dead Rising 2
10/12 – Borderlands GOTY
10/19 – Fallout: New Vegas
10/26 – Fable IIII
10/26 – Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

by marcello on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aztecs

I’m slaughtering the damn Iroqouis in my game.

by Lisa Stevens on Sep 21, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WELL WHO WAS IT GRANT? WE NEED TO KNOW

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD TULO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MULLET

game is on mlb network for those wondering

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN TULO

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BALTIMORE LOVES THE GIANTS

Or at least I do, and I am in Ballmer repping the Giants.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

giants fan: i bleed orange and black

orioles fan: i bleed orange and black

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is somehow significant!@!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Angelos: Jon Miller doesn’t bleed orange and black.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

YOU BLOW!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MORA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MORA

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Melvin!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He was a model before becoming a catcher.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say the same thing. Something seems wrong with his right eye.

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNO MAS GUTIERREZ POR FAVOR

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN ALONG MEL

OFF YOU GO

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Even the lively Coors balls wouldn’t help them if they can’t make contact.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillaspie-or-however-you-spell-it!!!

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ROCKIES

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Game. Rox lose

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

this is the best night ever.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the Pads are wiinning

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks a lot DEBBIE DOWNER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bums have officially packed it in after being eliminated by the San Francisco Giants tonight.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bums, packed, eliminated, dodgers...

this statement is the shit.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Sep 22, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s…so beautiful.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would have so much room for activities!

Rod Brooks actually referenced that line as in: Burrell and Huff in Bochy’s office asking if they could build bunk beds for activities. I cracked up so hard…which you know is REALLY funny when you are by yourself and you LOL.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 22, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ROX LOSE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Game. Suck it purple freaks.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve either drunk too much or not enough.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game. Suck it purple, freaks!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COMMENT

EW MENTAL IMAGE

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“See, that is just ridiculous.”

 - Rockies announcer about the ridiculous strike zone.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

INORITE THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A HUMIDOR IN AZIRONA???

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies bat with balls that were dipped into the pool.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was getting pretty upset there

Also made a snotty comment about the DBack pitching wanting an outside strike.

by nofreetime on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why are the Diamondbacks allowed to pitch without a stupid fucking dinosaur distracting them behind home plate? SHENANIGANS!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK DINGER!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should shut up with all the gifts the Rockies get at Coors.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbacks played hard

Maybe the Dodgers should show the same pride.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Kirk Gibson won’t let them not play hard me thinks. Donnie Baseball and his mentor on the other hand….

by Hobbes2d on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be satisfied if the dodgers win one

by kingofthacove on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Billingsley game logs

Sept. 21 vs San Diego 5 ERs, 5 innings
Sept. 15 vs. San Francisco 1 ER, 7 innings
Sept. 8 vs. San Diego 4 ERs, 5.3 innings
Sept. 3 vs. San Francisco 0 ER, 8 innings

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how anyone ever hits that guy. Everything he throws is like 92 with ridiculous break.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bloop
/bloop
/check-swing infield hit

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/padre’d

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit… they’re blooping again??

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloopers blooping?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know it's Carlos Gonzalez

I mean, he hits everywhere.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you know he hasn't hit a single HR at LOLCOORZ, but on the road he has hit 51?

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain 4 Treasurer

because his stats are oh so conservative

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He works the crowd after the game

“Hi, I’m Matt Cain. I’m running for state auditor. Hope I can count on your vote in November.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all Juan Uribe wants to do is run for comptroller.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Uribe doesn’t take much, so he’s worthy competition. when’s the last time you saw him take a pitch from a pitcher? “nah, keep it man, I’ll just swing”

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll have to settle for school board and like it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is just awesome

seems like a grown bull in the post game interview.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I really want to see him pitch in the postseason so he can finally get the recognition he deserves.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn will blow a load over him.

“whered this guy come from? what? he’s been here all along? well, someone should have said something”

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Well we can see he wasn’t that great in the regular season, he didn’t earn too many wins. He has ice in his veins for the postseason, though.”

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol BBTN saying “the big Z” is better than Cain

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

In what context? Tonight’s start, or this season? Or for the future? Either way, it doesn’t matter. They’re wrong.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasnt paying 100% attention, just said something like “now that big Z’s got his anger worked out, he’s better than Matt Cain”. They failed to notice Matt had 82 pitches thru 6, while Zambrano was pushing 120 thru 6

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I overvalue strikeout guys too, but one pitcher was walking guys and giving up hits while the other was nearly unhittable. Zambrano has been pitching well again but Matt Cain is better.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kruk’s deduction that whatever team Orlando Hudson goes to makes it to the playoffs.

LOL correlation, causation, etc.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is an idiot. except when he says the Giants are the team to beat in a short playoff series, lol.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooorayyyy Giants!!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Mike Singletary

Always the best quotes

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Plesac is a national treasure.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. PLESAC FAN!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

2. cut a hole in the box

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

3. Profit!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. Profit

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m more of a treasure protector.”

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty Sez
leftymalo
  
Giants now 15 straight games allowing 3 runs or less: only 3rd time in live ball era.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

jesus fucking christ

where did these pitchers come from

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like he was taken by surprise

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porn.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

Was this taken on July 31?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 22, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Where’s the any key?”

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hand isn’t on the keyboard, I’ll tell you that.

by Natto on Sep 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN: “Sir, we’ve been through this a thousand times.”

SABES: “Hardly. I think I’d remember that.”

SUSAN: “Mr. Saeban, you bought a new car last week because you forgot what your old one looked like and lost it in the parking lot.”

SABES: “Your point?”

SUSAN: “It was in the spot marked ‘Reserved for Brian Sabean, General Manager.’”

SABES: “Honestly, Susan. I don’t know why you go on. It was a simple question: Where’s the damn any key?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell whether you’re answering my question or indicating that Sabean’s asking the same question, but either way, lolz.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Larry just gave me some seeds in Farmville!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahahah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see that smirk.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why he doesn’t answer the phone

by shallow23 on Sep 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their August sabbatical did them well

Also they wrote two chapters in that book they’re writing.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what he’s calling the live ball era, but if I run it from 1970 on, I get the following.

3 earned runs or less in consecutive games.

Rk Strk Start End Games IP H R ER ERA Opp
1 NYY 1981-08-22 1981-09-09 18 161.1 112 34 27 1.51 KCRMINCHWMIL

2 ATL 1993-08-28 1993-09-14 16 143.2 103 33 30 1.88 CHCSFGSDPLADCIN
3 NYM 1988-09-08 1988-09-24 16 143.1 115 33 25 1.57 CHCMONPITPHISTL
4 NYY 1986-09-20 1987-04-06 16 146.0 102 29 26 1.60 DETBALTORBOS
5 OAK 1981-04-09 1981-04-24 16 145.0 89 23 23 1.43 MINCALSEA
6 CLE 1972-04-29 1972-05-20 16 152.0 95 27 25 1.48 KCRTEXCHWNYYDET

7 FLA 2009-05-25 2009-06-09 15 134.1 117 49 37 2.48 PHINYMMILSFGSTL
8 ATL 1992-09-19 1992-10-03 15 135.0 97 26 20 1.33 HOULADSFGSDP
9 CIN 1992-09-10 1992-09-25 15 133.1 104 35 31 2.09 ATLSDPHOULADSFG
10 TOR 1991-06-26 1991-07-13 15 136.0 90 23 20 1.32 MINSEATEX
11 LAD 1983-08-16 1983-08-30 15 133.0 98 27 25 1.69 SFGNYMPHIMON
12 BAL 1970-09-08 1970-09-24 15 142.0 110 31 29 1.84 DETNYYBOSWSACLE

13 SFG 2010-09-05 2010-09-19 14 126.0 74 22 19 1.36 LADARISDPMIL

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 9/22/2010.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he meant Giants only? And the liveball era usually starts in the 20s, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s talking about the franchise (and going from 1920 onward) that fits.

Same thing, consecutive games with 3 ER or less.

Rk Strk Start End Games IP ER Opp
1 NYG 1949-05-01 1949-05-22 18 159.0 35 BSNPITSTLCHCCINPHI
2 SFG 1963-06-06 1963-06-22 17 151.2 27 CHCHOULADMLN
3 SFG 2010-09-05 2010-09-19 14 126.0 19 LADARISDPMIL
4 SFG 1960-07-17 1960-07-31 13 119.0 21 LADPHIPITMLNCIN
5 NYG 1933-08-02 1933-08-18 13 116.0 18 PHIBROCIN

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 9/22/2010.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECD!

And agreed.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snakes

Have played the Rockies tough at home. I think they can take one more from them. But the Dodgers are hopeless. It’s going to be up to us to win 6 of the next 8 at least.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the irony is that Chase Field is just like LOLCOORZ.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH OOPS DIDNT SEE IT WAS POSTED

STILL IS PRETTY THOUGH

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

post it again

i won’t mind

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jayson Werth’s home run from earlier tonight finally landed.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

 . . . in the future, where the TWK finds it and understands that he must return to destroy Gerald. Ectoplasmic Cain is there to protect him, um, Gerald, I mean.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they still $1 like they used to be?

Still wouldn’t go.

Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!

by SFDog on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

after listening to all those fucking wins, bullshit Either walk-offs last year.

FUCK YOU CHARLIE FUCKING STEINER

by The Franchise on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON KNBR?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

on Chronicle Live…locker room interview

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

shiiiiiiii… no cable!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chronicle Live.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to repost this now


Aubrey and I think alike.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did Huff just refer to Posey as Jesus?

by ACgiant97 on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH, you mean JESUS. Nobody fucks with Jesus.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For people who didn’t hear it, he said Jesus in the way someone speaking Spanish would say it.
HEY-ZUES

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Zeus

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

twins about to clinch with a white sox loss. SUCK IT A.J. I HATE YOU

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

this picture also shows my feelings for the dodgers

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone really hates The Killers.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t get it but i dont like the Killers

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they hate Bill Clinton’s once-rumored girlfriend?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually released a solo album

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Flowers

Flower= Posey!!!!!!!

FU

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's funny/ironic about this pic

Is that the White Sox have a young catching prospect named Tyler Flowers (although he had a horrible year at AAA this year)

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

1. Wears a red thong
2. Calls Posey — Jesus
3. Bromance with Burrell

Add to the list….

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

4. Is best athlete on the team

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

5. knows exactly where the 6-pack came from

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

6. sings country songs

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

He’s pretty good!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, he IS pretty good.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this really him? this is actually… really lovely.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

its from some MLB players album for charity or something (the same one Omar Vizquel is on) Apparently Huff had a hilariously awesome country singing karaoke session and some teammates pushed him to do this or something. I forget the specifics of the story and I forgot where I read it, I just assumed I had read it here and all the other McCoven already had seen and heard this.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 22, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there a fanpost?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess not, I really dont know where else I wouldve read something like that though

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

X's and O's

He is amazing!!

/melts into a puddle

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIP GiantsBabe

Murdered by teh awesome

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the soundtrack to Western Suns...

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Busts her Posey

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

7. does dirty dirty things to the virgin islands

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

im a sagittarius too!! i totally believe in that stuff. i married a pisces in college, and we were divorced 17 months later.

then ive had 3 long-term (1+ year) girlfriends that were all Libras, and i get along really well with girls that are scorpios (in a friend-only way). its really wierd.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theme packages are always interesting to me. The “sad” variation on the Baseball Tonight theme is still a running gag among some friends of mine.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sad trombone

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’d be more accurate to call it “The Elimination Theme Music.”

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants could play the Dodgers again

Krukow could eliminate all of LA.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in the magic of silverfoxery

Kruk could eliminate LA even without a game (and I would soooo be okay with LA being eliminated in it’s entirety)

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, the phrase “The Elimination Theme by John Williams” cracks me up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey skinned that smoke wagon.

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

In his defense,

he was in college at the time and it was a period of “exploration”. Oh, wait, you’re referring to the homerun, oh never mind then

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official...Cain got

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"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shift-A, WOW WHAT A GAME, sad that i didn’t really get to watch much of it, too busy preparing for Career Fair tomorrow, got a resume done, next step is going to the intervewee and try to make myself look good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! not putting too much into this, since there’s not much out there for a geography major… just looking to get some experience… not exactly sure how to approach em tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bro was a geography major at UCSB and ended up working for Pacific Sun, then doing some substitute teaching, before going back to school to get his MFA at Chapman (scriptwriting).

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm BEING interviewed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 21, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

got it...

the “interviewee” part confused me….

but good shit, man. you got it. Wear an orange buster posey shirt and I’m sure you’ll get any job.

my experience with career fairs has always been that the people interviewing are more like normal workers than the people who will actually make the final decision. that said, they seem to remember personable people more than people with long resumes.

just have a good time…it usually works out best that way…i think you got the right approach with the “not putting much into it” approach…bc you did the resume tonight, you’ll remember most of that shit tomorrow no problem

by wizard5ive on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THanks dude, i’ll probably wear a lucky buster posey shirt UNDER my dress shirt, haha. But that is definitely me, someone who is personable and can be remembered by someone without a resume

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can definitely see that

Best of luck

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. You’re interviewing recruiters. The resume is a prop.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did one of those today

They’re so awkward. Oh well. I think I’ll just try to do TFA – fuck a real job.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo TFA, Go AmeriCorps!

Living below the poverty line and food stamps for the greatest year of my life!

Seriously, it was amazing.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TFA will likely be a hell of a lot harder and more frustrating than a real job…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be different

I know a lot of people who’ve done it – have a decent idea of the challenges.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit to a certain bias against it (probably influenced by the opinions of the teaching program I’m in).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure teachers aren’t the only ones.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Don’t turn to drugs, you’re still young!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CG SHO for Clayton Richard? Wow, way to put out the effort, Dodgers.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

they swung at the first pitch like 2/3rds of the game

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Let’s hurry this thing up, we’ve got tee times/fishing trips!”

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the dodgers. they have no respect for baseball if they are gonna line up their pitchers against us, then throw it vs COL and SD

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI

This almost makes up for those 150,000 times the Giants were the “0” in a 1-0 game.

This is the only GIF I could find that explains Giants pitchers the last few weeks:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that line called the Vicki Mendoza line?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

It took me three years to get that joke.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be honest, i only justgot it myself when i remembered that episode.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd, eh?

Odder still I remember the name of that line (actually called the “Vicki Mendoza Diagonal”, so we’re a bit forgiven).

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positivity about the offense

1-0 game, sure. But one of the big things the Giants have been struggling with is taking pitches. They worked the count against Zambrano, and even though they couldn’t keep doing it with RISP, they chased him and got to the bullpen, who were promptly Buster Poseyed.

Baby steps.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

when zambrano threw a ball, he really threw a ball, if ya know what i mean.

i dont know what to make it all that tonight.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with this 100%

The way Zambrano has been going, that was the only realistic game plan and they pulled it off.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dfeldy
  
Buster Posey is the first rookie catcher in MLB history to hit a HR in a 1-0 win for a 1st place team in September/October #SFGiants

by mlb22 on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

EXTREMELY SPECIFIC MILESTONE WHOOOOOOOOOOO

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not to bash on it or anything, i just love how arcane baseball records get.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST ROOKIE CATCHER TO HIT .320/15 HR/75 RBI/472 BROKEN HEARTS

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swoon

make it 473

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my favorite kind of stats

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is the first rookie catcher to catch a pitch in the dirt in a 3-1 count at exactly 3:22pm when the sun is directly at a 45 degree angle to the left field foul pole on a day that has a letter S in it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!! How many of those do Jason Heyward or Jaime Garcia have, now?!

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn will find something for them. how many game-losing errors has Heyward made this year?

2

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, first time Jesus has played in a 1-0 game in September.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha. Jay-SUS

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is the first catcher in MLB history to be the son of god.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

also,
His 15th homer gave him 62 RBI — the most by a Giants rookie since Chili Davis’ 76 in 1982.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

first MLB player to be known as BusterfuckingP.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain only threw 82 pitches today

hopefully this a benefit in his last 2 starts and beyond

by The Franchise on Sep 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Which re-opens the question:

Why the hell take him out?

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it worked the last time he did it. He even used the same player to pinch-hit for him.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was 2 times ago. He did it with Lincecum and it didn’t work, right?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I mean specifically he pinch-hit for Cain (even though, like tonight, he hadn’t thrown that many pitches), Ishikawa hit a double and came around to score. That time, it actually ended up getting Cain a win.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Especially when your offense isn’t scoring and your remaining outs are dwindling.

It is definitely a more difficult decision in a tie game rather than a losing one like they were in the Lincecum game. What this tells me is that Bochy trusts his bullpen a lot right now.

by nofreetime on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

’cause you have a great bullpen and only so many outs left with which to score

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

and it is September. Deep bench and every win is like water in the desert.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

He’ll be fresh for his last two starts, same with Lincecum.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys following #Mlbnovels?

It’s pretty LOL. Some highlights :

For Whom The Heath Bell Tolls.
Never Cry Randy Wolf
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Al Kaline
To Kill a Marlon Byrd
One Flew Over The Krukow’s Nest
The Greenberg Mile
Don’t Mess with the Johan
A Tree. A-Rod. A Cloud.
Ryan Howard’s End
Eat. Love. Molina
The Matt Cain Mutiny
The Gooden, The Bad And The Utley

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the last one, but that’s a film.

by wcw on Sep 21, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love in the Time of Galarraga

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

One Hundred Years of Olerud

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Harry Carray and the Chamber of Secrets

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Song of Kruk and Kuiper

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Invisible Man (The Nate Schierholtz biography)

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like Lord of the Gaiz. (A slashfic with Pat and Aubrey, set in SF)

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry this is fun!

Gone with the Winn
or
The adventures of huckleberry Winn

Atlee Shrugged

A Farewell to Armando (Benitez)

A Confederacy of Dunston

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

(J.T.) Snow Crash

Are you there God? It’s me Aubrey
The Day Of The Jack Cust

Football: The Prime of Mr. John Brodie

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Country for Jamie Moyer
House of Sandoval and Fogg
From LaRussa With Love

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This first one is hysterical.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gooden, The Vlad and the Uggla

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Buster Posey, the Eugenio Velez, and the Randy Johnson.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, Clank, Mullet?

by speckops on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not familiar with a work titled “Jesus, Fast Black Abraham Lincoln, and the Unit.” Who penned it?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We need to get someone on this.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 21, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow-up to Randy Johnson Geico commercial:

Will switching to Geico save you money on your car insurance?
Is trying to steal on Buster Posey a good idea?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REC'D

I guess no one else found this awesome but I sure did :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poseys for Algernon? no?

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks! sometimes my brain works good :o) oh, and I know he doesn’t play for the Giants (unless you count Fontenot) but I also thought of this one- The Great Grantsby

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

James and the Giant Posey?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That book is the most depressing thing I have ever read, and it’s not close.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos Shrugged
The Fontenhead

/Ayn Rand’d

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Wind-Up Mark Fidrych Chronicles

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portugal’s Complaint

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently David Cameron didnt like it

screw that guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK Dave Cameron and his everlasting "Let's stack UZR like OBP" love

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful, that’s the PM of the UK you’re talking about. Powerful guy.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems kind of douchey to me.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainspotting

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I would love to see some of the Giants players in a “Trainspotting” poster-style fan art. Get on it artizt brasz

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less Than Zero (a novel about Matt Cain’s run support)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick and Dirty..

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol all the people typing “Pitcher In the Rye” and completely missing the point

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that book would rule

Holden wants to grab the kids and throw them off the fucking cliff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

gives whole new meaning

to Zito and Wilson’s canyon throwing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and let's not forget the name of one of Grant's fantasy leagues

The Bridges of Madison Bumgarner

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are highways that trail out of the dusty dreams of wanderers, stories that filter from the echoes of the deep blue sea, fastballs that seem the cry the challenge of the centuries … the wheeling hawk hears the legends cry … fffffffffffff …</’em>

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pitches of Madison Bumgarner

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Count of Montefusco

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Count of Monte Irvin

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, here’s my last one, then I’m out -- Beohuff

nighty night all! Go Giants!

AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Adventures of Hucklerandy Winn

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

They gave me lots of lolz at work.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enos Slaughterhouse-Five

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Henderson The Rain King

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I snickered softly

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I chuckled at medium volume

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 22, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something This Way Wicked Lincecums

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something Wicked This Way Lincecums

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something Lincecums This Way Wicked

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to be green

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of Mice and Moles

Island of the Blue Burrells

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you there Huff? Its me, Pat.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Another Whiteside Attraction

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres needs to swing the bat.

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

stop* swinging the bat. Typo

by Unitard on Sep 21, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey we’re leading off Sportscenter

by monsterlxe on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/Yanks, Phils fans riot the Bristol offices

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would be great if the Giants arrived in Denver up 4 games.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

cant lose more than 4. 92-85 (now) = 7 wins. 11 games to play. go 7-4, that’s 92. i think they go 8-3

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Snack meant the Rockies.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 21, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird math is weird.

177-game season?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showing the math from our current 85 wins to 92 wins.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but really, we don’t know that 92 wins is what it will take. it could take more, could take less. that’s just a number that comes up as a seasonal average.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be shocked if 92 doesn’t win it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking division or wildcard wherein 92ish takes it?

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Division.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-3? I guess that means the Giants lose more than 3. You’ve been wrong a lot.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now, i was riding a 5 game winning streak on my gut feeling until that day.

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to go to the game Thursday.

Wrigley is going to be awesome, here is hoping for a sweep!….

knocks on wood

by BeatLA55 on Sep 21, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I had to post this one.

Sorry about the animated gif.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I watching an assassin from Assassin’s Creed in real life?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit. it is Assassin’s Creed, huh.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Giants!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now with that out of the way, I’ll talk about Kick-Ass.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve been talking about Posey for quite a while, mind you.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, wasn’t expecting that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MySpace?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was cool with that movie. Could have lived without that last scene. And the voice over. And the omgthisiswhattheinternetlookslike. And the last act is a little weird. But, in general, I was cool with that movie.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I’m already getting the feeling that I’m going to like it less the more I think about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep picking it up at Blockbuster but always find something else before leaving the store.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 22, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually pretty disappointed in that movie.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s fun to watch, which is why I was pretty cool with it at first. But I was right that I’m liking it less and less the more I think about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait

The pitching staff threw a two-hitter? Somehow I was not aware of this at all as I was following the game.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Three over the minimum… YAAAAAAWN

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have been mentioned before...

but

MATT FUCKING CAIN!

and

BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean from friday in that disgusting brewers loss?

Where he shows his first anger at a umpire in nearly 3 months and throws down his hat and starts yelling and actually looks awake.?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey guys my car was broken into today but

thank god for Buster mother fucking Posey

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry about that.

I needed the change in your ashtray.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahaha damn you JD!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend who, while living in the Richmond District, deliberately kept his doors unlocked while clearly immobilizing his car (something like The Club although it was some other device). His reasoning was that there was no preventing burglars from getting into the car, even if they wouldn’t be able to make away with it, so he might as well make it so the locks wouldn’t get damaged.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the guy could have stolen my car, and a bunch of other stuff in it that is more expensive.. but all he took was my 1st gen. ipod touch. confusing

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 21, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch for local high school kid.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needed to play PocketGod, like right now….

by revdmv on Sep 22, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL
  
RT @tomkrasovic #Diamondbacks have decided on Kevin Towers as their next GM. Length of contract TBD. Option years part of negotiation.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

He built that Padre team, and he’ll be back to annoy us.

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PURPLE ROW
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 1: Chase Field’s newly-installed humidor thwarts Colorado’s offense

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They call it a joke, but its still funny.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best I-Pod/I-Touch apps?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Free, of course.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you jailbreak an IPod or ITouch to get all the apps like you can with an IPhone?

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing since an air horn

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 21, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Words with Friends free
Twitter
Facebook
FML Official
Netflix
The Onion
Photobucket

MLB At Bat is worth the 15 bucks a year though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 21, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I only have an I-Touch so I can’t get internet everywhere

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends what you are trying to do.

Readle is essential for an iPad user if you want to use it as a satellite to your desktop or laptop.
MLB at bat is great if you are out of market like me. Evernote is good as is sundry notes both are free. I use pages a lot but i know some can’t adapt to it. I LOOOOOVE my iPad and hardly use my mbp since i got it.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Sep 22, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what Shinku Hadoken would look like on the SNES port of MvC?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laser Posey is laser.

by TBRMKane on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks to me like his laser overshot the bag and went straight through the center field fence

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went around the world, then got him.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It continued on to Chavez Ravine

there were no survivors

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 21, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

That’s because they all left about 3 hours ago.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 21, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they werent even there to begin with. did you see the attendance figures?

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Glee was premiering tonight

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 21, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S A SHINKUU HADOUKEN YOU NON NERDS

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is MvC3 just going to showcase the eyes like that?

I know MvC and MvC2 show upper body [or full body, if you’re MM/Roll/Servbot/BB/Shuma(?)] for the dramatic super pause.

Which reminds me. I played MvC2 again. Trolling with Cable feels oh-so-good.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 22, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the clips, it looks like they do a pre-super pose like in SFIV.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs

Brian Wilson thinks Posey deserves to be ROY

Braves right fielder Jason Heyward might have an advantage with some voters because Posey didn’t debut until May 29. But Posey’s candidacy is gaining ground.

“I can easily make the argument,” said Wilson, after nailing down his 44th save. "Catchers have more responsibility than anybody on the field. We’re asking a 23-year-old rookie to take that leadership role — and it truly is a leadership role. On the teams I’ve been on, most guys who speak out are catchers.

“It doesn’t matter that he hasn’t been here the whole season. The fact he can go out there, keep the game tempo, hit the way he has, know everybody on the staff "… To me it’s a no-brainer.

“Really, you’re not doing much in the outfield or the infield. The game is from the mound to home plate. That’s where the game is.”

I mean, yes. Obviously. But I’m impressed with Wilson’s argument on this nonetheless. He’s usually not so coherent in the quotes we get to read.

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ninjas dont usually talk in commonspeak

by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karl Ravich on BBTN gave some love to Posey for ROY. Says he would put it between him and Heyward.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jaime Garcia and Gaby Sanchez

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

garcia got shut down, so he’s out. Sanchez just debuted in the wrong year. too much competition.

btw, why did Garcia get shut down? injury, or innings limit?

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was innings

But I could be wrong (so lazy i won’t even take 5 seconds to check)

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching the Cards/Pads this weekend….

They were saying the Cards told the media they were shutting down Garcia w/out telling Garcia first….Garcia told LaRussa that he wanted to talk and he wanted to talk now…Garcia went off on him (He told LaRussa “He wasn’t having it”, emulating Posey to try and get ROY votes) and they put Garcia back in the rotation….LaRussa then went home and passed out drunk at the handlebars of his Big Wheels in his driveway…Garcia’s wrath had nothing on LaRussa’s wife…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 22, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, the “starting in May” thing should just make it even stronger for Posey who has 15 HR and 62 RBI in 97 games vs. Heyward’s 18 HR and 71 RBI in 131 games. Considering that Heyward was supposed to have so much more power than Posey.

Not to mention, as far as impact goes, Posey’s effect has been substantial.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 22, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Catcher vs RF.
Hitting for Avg and Power vs just for Power.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention posey doesn't play in a joke of a ball park

LOL turner field

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

even more amazing

Cubs interim manager Mike Quade’s last name is pronounced “Quah-dee”, not “Quaid”.

by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well quah-dee-dah.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson’s actually a very intelligent dude. He’s just insane.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this may be true

I also think he may cultivate the insane thing to throw people off.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

every good closer needs a schtick.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 22, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It takes a very bright person to pull of a persona like that (Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie)

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

MENSA

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's insanely intelligent

Or intelligently insane.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the teams I’ve been on, most guys who speak out are catchers.

So, on this team?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 22, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

high school, minors, etc

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like GINATS BRAS is as down on Rowand as we are

From Baggs:

Eugenio Velez, defensive replacement?

I was surprised also. We asked Bochy if there was anything wrong with Aaron Rowand. Usually he moves Cody Ross to left field and puts Rowand in center.

Bochy said no, he wanted to save Rowand in case he needed a right-handed pinch hitter.

I think Bochy was just being kind. It’s pretty clear that Rowand is out of the picture now. I’m just wondering what the conversations will be like if the Giants have to set a postseason roster. They’ll face some difficult choices. Leaving off Rowand wouldn’t be one of them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 22, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is a pile of shit this year, yet somehow has 10-11 HRs. He’s playing with a broken jaw which still hasn’t healed b/c he is still active in baseball activities. Best chance? Heal up and come back next year, if the organization doesn’t cut/trade/DFA him.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of feel bad for the guy

It’s not like he doesn’t want to play good. But then I realize that he made more tonight sitting on the bench then I will make this entire year and I cant feel bad.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 22, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

no matter how poorly they play, never feel bad for a rich athlete. They live such a different life that we can only dream of

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with sympathy. Now, empathy, that’s where you get into trouble.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t have any sympathy for a guy making 12 million who cant hit for shit, falls on his ass in a huge game (the prediction game) giving up a triple- on a ball he probably should have caught, and overall, has been covered in suck since the start of May.

But I respect that he hasn’t made an issue out of it. He’s quietly accepted that he’s not an everyday player anymore, and that’s good by me in my book.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So how much money does it take for one not to be human?

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by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

its not about the money, i shouldnt have said that- but it doesnt help that cause.

To me, he played a nice career and got a WS ring- things that we dream of as kids, why we play the game, in (childish) hopes for most of us, that we will someday be a major leaguer. So to see his career on the decline, and know that he had it great for a long time and still does, I just really can’t have any sympathy for that. The odds of having a career like his (albeit not a Jim Thome career, for example) but a nice long career where you are respected as a teammate, are so, so low, that I really can’t find sympathy for a guy who’s had the time of his life playing the game he loves everyday

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

odds High, not low- my mistake

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still sad to know that the one thing you’ve been good at your whole life, you’re no longer good at. What does he have left?

Now granted, he’s still a better baseball player than 99.9999 percent of the population. But still.

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by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Money isn’t everything

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by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA Doggers all time low
how can they even suit up
shameful

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Welcome, Solomon Burke. We’ve been waiting for you.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, it’s pretty pathetic. i mean, an expansion team with only 10 years under them, one thing, but a long tenured, storied fanchise like LA should have more self-respect than to let everyone walk all over them. They are a laughingstock. I can’t even remember what it was like when they won games- we’ve taken 9 of the last 12 from them. 2/3,3/0,2/3,2/3

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even the one game they won last week, they only had one hit.

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

that game was cancelled i heard

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will NOT visit your blog

Oh wait

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by SFGuy on Sep 22, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome
i would have liked smoak, but hell, posey may be the next piazza and smoak the next jr phillips…only time will tell

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey’s swing is long on the back end.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Posey = Russell Martin

Nobody tells Posey to Suck It.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Older too.

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by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Don’t even bring that possibility up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was pretty real, and sadly, the majority were upset that we didnt pick Smoak over Posey

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I like making weed jokes about that name

I’d much rather smoke me a buster posey.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

id like a christmas-tree Posey, with 9 little Poseys all signed to lifetime contracts for my new MLB team, the Incredible Talented Poseys of Yore. The other 16 on the roster can be Lincecums.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh…

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how we were like, “Maybe he’ll hit 15 HR in a season!”

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by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were right!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

whatever happened to JakeS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a “Where are they now?” for a lot of folks.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

COOKYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come back, cookyman!

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by rotorueter on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to him?

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by jctGamer on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Simply put: he’s not the impact hitter one would want at #5. It’s not that he’s not a quality player, but he’s not a guy who’s going to redefine a lineup, even at his best.

Not to single Brute out, because this was pretty much the grougthink, but man, it’s funny to read that now. :’)

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do we even know what 'at his best' means?

He’s awesome and one would think nowhere near his peak yet.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is not an impact offensive bat like Smoak could have been. Hard to argue this point, but in terms of overall value because of position scarcity and defense, I could see their contributions being similar

Sounds about right.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just read this entire thread

My eyes burn and I’m tired but who gives a fuck BUSTER FUCKING POSEY AND THE CAIN TRAIN GETTIN IT DONE!

Also I am a big andrew cashner fan.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-YAY

that was cool.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

At least top-two of the ugliest strikeouts all year.

I need to find that strikeout of the Blue Jay who fell over watching a Wakefield pitch float in for strike three.

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by L-Nova on Sep 22, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Tim Wakefield struck someone out this year?

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

it wasnt just on a little CSNBA stage, either. it was on ESPN2, international tv, for millions to see.

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

fell over watching a pitch? id love to see that one

by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random comment

I love jim thome. The dude is so full of class and really has been the unsung hero of the twins this season in mornue’s absence I can’t say enough about how much of a bad ass mother fucker jim thome is.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 1:10 AM PDT reply actions  

so much truth there

by dougsaucy on Sep 22, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best cover ever?

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by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love the Garrison Keillor reference.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 22, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Manning” brotherhood, Stanford’s 2-way Star. Humm.

by millennial on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope that’s shatterproof glass covering the club section between the upper and lower decks.

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by Kitspool on Sep 22, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That glass can’t be really — actually the whole (most) of the picture looks kinda fake.

by millennial on Sep 22, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What Ball Park is that, do you know?

by millennial on Sep 22, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Target Field

According to the caption and a quick googling

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Joe Pos rules.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 22, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY IT'S JI

JIM THOME

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The man is my favorite baseball player.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 22, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Front Page of SBN LOL

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 22, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions  

What expectations did the Giants defy?

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of them?

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by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who thought that? The Giants were not a true-talent 88 win team last year.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 22, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And . . .

. . . they weren’t a whole lot better coming into the season. It’s easy to forget how very, very different this team is right now as compared to on April 1st.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 22, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone was wondering during the rain delay

What horse statue used to get it’s balls painted. From what Zito said, I assume it’s the one in the tiny grassy area at Belmont and Lake Shore. It doesn’t actually have a name as far as I know.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 4:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, it’s the statue of Philip Sheridan. You can read about the prank here.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain it's positioning

Right next to (part of) North Sheridan Rd! I’d never paid attention to it until Zito’s story about it.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great story

I can hear Kruk and Kuip hamming it up to the rooks.

by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just read half that book

the half i didn’t read wasn’t posted cuz it was a preview…some of those stories are interesting

by wizard5ive on Sep 22, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I need to buy that book. I had no idea about this. I’m confused though, did Zito tell the rookies they had to do this?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have the book. It’s a good read, but it’s definitely entrenched in old-school baseball thinking.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it happens. I used to think like that. I guess I’ve grown up a lot in the last 10 years as a baseball fan.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, there are plenty of quotations from old Giants players since Jason Turbow writes for the SF Chronicle.

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Did you guys hear Huff in the post-game interview? Not the Jésus part, but the “We heard, coming up, that his catching ability could be a problem… I don’t see where that could be a problem at all.”

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 22, 2010 6:46 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s cuz he had 31 games in the minors to work on his footwork!

by shallow23 on Sep 22, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought that Posey would have only 3 three less HR’s than Heyward at this time in the season?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

And in 40 fewer games/140 fewer at bats

But Posey’s not a power hitter

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by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Still Appropriate

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 22, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

hankschulman
  
My friend @Buster_ESPN ranks the NL ROY race thusly: 1. Posey. 2. Heyward. 3. Garcia.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Movin' on up!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why I care abou tthis, but I do

Perhaps it distracts me from the reality of consistent 1-0 games or maybe it feels like a nice consolation…. never mind

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Count

That has been my nickname for 20 years. My user name evolved from the nickname. I earned mine in college by partying all night and sleeping all day.

by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you enjoy your job driving the Hertz shuttle at the airport?

Just kidding- really! You are probably the CEO of a fortune 500 company or better yet, my boss.

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are probably the CEO of a fortune 500 company or better yet, my Grant’s boss.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're fired

Just kidding man. I eventually grew up and became an IT nerd. I don’t what college is like on the west coast but at Alabama school was secondary for a lot of us.

by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you. I wish I had had a litle more fun in school

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just in case we needed another reason to deify Buster Posey

Bengie Molina has put together this dogshit since arriving in Texas (.208/.254/.286)

#nobuyersremorse

by capn on Sep 22, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

UbLOLdo is making fart noises.

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by Solidarity on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hanson trying to scare off larger predators

by Natto on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

To me it looked a little like he was practicing doing lamaze while in labor

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez: Painting the brown.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

/reply flail

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

1930 Phillies Had a nice 3-4 tandem

Les Sweetland’s 7.71 ERA for the Phils is the worst ever by an ERA qualifier.
Claude Willoughby posts a 7.59 ERA.
320 combined IP, 512hits

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