Post-game thread: Cain, Posey, bullpen help Giants to another 1-0 win
Oh, it starts out innocently enough. Some friends are passing out 1-0 games at a party, and you don't want to be the square. Then you start up with the 1-0 games when you're at home alone, just to take the edge off. Then you find yourself with a couple of 1-0 games in your car right before work. Before you know it, you're stumbling down an alley, breathing the fumes from David Eckstein bloop singles. That's 1-0 game rock bottom.
But, heck, it's fun when you win them. Some quick notes that I jotted down as I was watching this game:
- Matt Cain
- Buster Posey
- Matt Cain!
- Bruce Bochy?
- Buster Posey!
- Brian Wilson
Every managerial decision looks brilliant if the team wins, and I'll just assume that if Matt Cain went out for the seventh inning, he would have given up two broken-bat singles, a fielder's choice, and a fly ball to right field. Maybe the decision to pull Cain fora pinch-hitter had something to do with the on-again/off-again warm ups associated with a rain delay. It was weird, but the Giants won.
Remember when the knock on Buster Posey was that he wasn't expected to have power? Like, he was supposed to be Freddy Sanchez in convenient catcher form? Yeah. Huh. That's not really accurate. Posey has silly power to all fields. Bad analysts! Bad! He has a perfect swing, and that generates a ton of power. I've been wondering, though: Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?
Great. A riddle. Now we'll all be up all night.
Beautiful start to the road trip, Giants. Keep it up.
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Catch a shutout. Check.
Hit a HR. Check.
Don’t use AK. Check.
Good day, Buster.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 21, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior is on AMC
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I'm there, 16.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder . . .
if the Humungous could lay off the slider away?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LOVE IT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
+2
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
by achiappanza on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm havin it!
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
OMG BUSTER POSEY
AND MATT CAIN!, DAMMIT.
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
I think Buster could have at least one 30 HR season in him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can he father me?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
at least one, no more than fifteen 30 HR seasons. Or so, one would hope
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
good eye. he’s gonna be a 22-26 HR guy every year, but mostly he will hit for average
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I am perfectly fine with a catcher who will hit .300+ with 20+ home runs and 30+ doubles every season.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
best part? stays inside the ball very well, has power to all fields. he will only get better
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
unbelievable stat
Buster (along with Votto) hasn’t hit an infield popup (IFFB) all season long.
Fangraphs Maybe he knows a thing or two about hitting.
by fiji.siv on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Buster Posey has not hit an infield popup in his major league career
Suck on that one for a little bit
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
result of not trying to pull the ball like everyone else on the team :)
oh, so many good years to come with Buster
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
who was it that predicted he wouldnt hit for power? i recall some sportswriter saying Posey would be a Freddy Sanchez type guy, .330 avg, 5-10 HRs, 15 doubles.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember people here saying it
“He’s not a middle-of-the-order hitter”
lol at them
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Including, I must confess, me . . .
. . . which shows once again that one should never just take other people’s words for something but rather should check out the data oneself.
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
MATT CAIN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Also
LOL picture, LOL caption
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Still in 1st place!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL DODGERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also via Twitter
@dylanohernandez And it’s officially over, folks. The #SFGiants’ victory officially eliminates the #Dodgers from playoff contention.
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 30 recs
REC'D
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN CASEY BLAKE MCCOURTS PADILLA DODGERS!!!
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
/sheds a tear of joy
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It has been awesome watching the supporters die out so quickly. I just wish my co-worker didn’t back out of our bet on who would end up with a better record.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
Doesn't hurt
to wreck this again. Feels SO good.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
That is just some delicious icing on the pie of victory right there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Icing on pie? You crazy.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/terrible joke about frosting your pie
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
It’s actually funnier because you didn’t make the joke
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Good > Evil
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 21, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Saunders Iz a Winnar!!
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
I want tomorrow’s game to start now. NOW. NOW!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
BUSTER MOTHERFUCKIN POSEY
MATT MOTHERFUCKIN CAIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?
The correct answer, is that Buster Posey can actually THROW homeruns. He doesn’t need to use his bat, but he just wants to make it fair.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
We had a "Buster Posey facts" fanpost last year
I think we need a new one
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Especially after 4 months of studying him. And studying hard.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
My favorite one from the old thread
Butser Posey once hit a walkoff HR. In the 1st inning.
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
You are on a roll with the typos.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Three more outs, AZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I'm watching postgame live
Meanwhile, my roommate is sitting here wanting to change it to Glee.
I have no words.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Buster Posey should throw your roommate the fuck out at second.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck your roommate
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If he likes Glee, he might appreciate that. /omg stereotyping /i can hate because i am one /that’s a stupid rule tho isn’t it
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
C’mon. Gay men with taste don’t like glee.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This is hopefully true. I don’t.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds about right
Gay menPeople with taste don’t like glee.
My apologies to any Glee fans, but yeah.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
HEY NOW.
Acutally, meh. I didn’t like the show last year, and I can see why people don’t like it. But it’s become a guilty pleasure of mine.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 22, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Same
I mainly watch for Sue Sylvester/fun lines. The music is VERY hit or miss with me. I loved the cast versions of Give Up The Funk, Fire, and Hate On Me but I hated the Gaga and Journey themed episodes. Well I guess the cast version of Faithfully was ok, but it didn’t blow me away.
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"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to be honest though
I’ll be lucky if I’ve even watched 5 minutes of the show. But I have a friend who’s really into it. I still haven’t slapped him enough yet.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I slap you! slap slap slap you!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Glee’s over.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's times like these I'm gald my roommate has a thriving social life
and I do not
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
You’re gald? I didn’t know that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m tempted to look it up on urban dictionary now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems appropriate in one way or another
A person that does not answer or respond to numerous questions or statements and never says goodbye before they leave first, because they think its funny to piss people off.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF, “galdrar” is the plural form of “galdr.”
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
The Norse are not to be trusted.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You think your
stronger than the Giants
faster than the Giants
that you can beat the Giants
But then you meet the Giants….
Let's bring the...
LOL niners commercial
I can’t think of many teams that advertise their line backer as a face of the franchise but hey patrick willis is that fucking good.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Urlacher?
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
God, those commercials are so bad. Who are you talking to, Mike Singletary?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Like your stories?
Because those are good.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I love his stories. My friends love his stories.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. Sure, why not.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you both. I’m stuck on chapter three, but I’m trying to get it done. After that, the ensuing chapters should come together pretty well.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m not even sure I’ve read chapter 2!!! When are you going to provide us with a link to your LJ?
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so beautiful.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
Thanks!
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure it’s going to stay rated G?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Yeah. I don’t write teh sex well. Also, that’s not really the point of the story.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Eh, don't worry.
I have the hardest time in the world with the secks.
I can get up to the sappy PG-13 romantic kiss in the rain stuff, but I can’t write anything beyond first base. Or second, whichever one kissing falls under.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Kissing is certainly first base
Unless of course you are using the 1915 rulebook. In which case, first base would be “Seeing her Ankles”
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
So looking forward to it!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD CarGo
Wow, 115 pitches? And they let him pitch to GOnzalez?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I have one thing to add
Mr. F!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I will add my own, thank you for the inspiration
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"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Sep 21, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
too much awesome!
rain delayed game, so I went back to working on cleaning house for yard sale this weekend and was so wrapped up in that, forgot to check in…soooo I guess I’ll have to keep doing that all week now? :o( but it’s worth it for this much awesome-a Buster HR(15), a Wilson S (44) and the dodgerdogs are DONE (eLOLiminated)!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Oh, hey mods...
Can we use this as a Rockies / Pads GDT?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
of course
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s probably going to happen anyway.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
We ain’t openin’ up another thread. Go nuts.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t do that one tonight. Bullpen was nails.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent observation
Anyone care to check his BB rate pre- and post-beard? (I’m too lazy, obviously.)
It's orange inside
i was just saying the same thing about casilla. if you find the info on willy, check on casilla too please
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course this means
The giants will score 8 runs tomorrow night.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought we only scored a ton of runs in the last game of the 3 game sets?
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy watched a lot of the Tour de France this summer
and learned that you don’t want to start a breakaway too early in the stage.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
considering the fact that we can scrape 2 hits off Randy Wells, then tag Lilly for 8 runs, is beyond me. This isn’t random. Something is going on, the hitters are pressing too much when they haven’t scored by the 3rd, I don’t know what it is, but those offensive strikes of 8+ runs that come every couple days are what this team is capable of on any given night.
I will never get to the bottom of this. My opinion? Pennant Race Pressure.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
dont even joke about that. this is why we cant have nice things
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLS
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Whole month's worth, if he is lucky

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 21, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Everton v. United match last week made me want to throw my computer out the window.
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
BOOO!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy Manger of the Year
keeping everyone fresh to the end. low pitch counts. Awesome pinch hitting. Great defensive replacements (see e.g. Velez) They don’t win this game without him.
Let's bring the...
The only objection I had to Bochy tonight
was Velez as a defensive substitute — that was just nutty.
I have this vision of Velez just being really freaking annoying in the dugout, so Bochy sends him to left field just to get rid of him for a few minutes.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
No, seriously
I’m as ecstatic as anyone about the win. But…VELEZ AS A DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT? REALLY?1?! Even with Torres out, and with our collection of zoologically interesting outfielders, there are several better ways of shoring up late-inning defense. I know Bochy won’t put Rowand anywhere but CF (which is annoying), but even dropping Rowand into center and sliding Ross over to left would be better than Velez. Hell, double-switching in the 7th and putting Ishikawa at 1st and Huff in left would be better.
Velez had one routine flyball tonight and I almost had a heart attack. Bochy: you wanna use him as a pinch runner? Fine. You want to give him an at-bat once in awhile? OK, I’ll pick my battles. DO NOT FOR ONE SECOND THINK THAT EUGENIO VELEZ IS A REPLACEMENT-LEVEL DEFENDER AT ANY POSITION.
Great win tonight.
"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski
by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that fly ball he caught in the 8th almost gave me a heart attack. he looked like he was right under it, then last second cuts 10’ to the right and catches it with one hand.
did bork NOT see him drop two flyballs that cost us a game in April? (phillies)
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He really almost dropped that ball
Could you imagine if that happens and the Cubs score?
/shivers
Yeah, Velez definitely Lindened it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Said it last night and I'll say it again..
Just call him Tom-Tom
/ the cheaper version of Magellan. Every route is an adventure.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
I hope you know
I’ve lost all respect for your linking ability and will never click anything ever again.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
The D’Backs announcers said something to the tune of: “What about Bruce Bochy for Manager of the Year? They’re the team in the lead.”
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
True
He does make some stupid decisions with the lineup, but I don’t know how much management forces his hand. I do like most of his bullpen management and he definitely seems to support his players. I’m not sure who I’d vote for over him, maybe Bud Black.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
and tied for the longest streak since 1960 of consecutive games in which the opponents scored no more than three runs, 15 games (tied with the 1963 Giants).
Everyone's talking about the Rockies September....
and the Rox have won only one more game then the Giants in September. The most impressive September stat for me is that the Giants have only allowed 31 runs 31!!!!
The "Big Gute?" apparantly
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
lol…The Big Gute….That’s what I call my ass…The Big Glute
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely not Chad "Tee Ball" Qualls anymore
Yes, yes I know, bad luck victim, but still the beginning of this season was ugly for him.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Cain Fora
Posey Toa
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
How about another miracle comeback LA?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
you’ll get a inning ending double play and like it! grrr! stupid bums >:-E
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
you know what? FU LA!
fixed you’ll get an inning game ending double play and like it!
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Could Posey throw a ball to second so hard that even he could not hit it for a home run?
The correct answer is that there is no such thing as a ball thrown so hard Buster Posey could not hit it for a home run. It is like asking him to draw a circle with sqaure edges. It is impossible.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
He could also draw a circle with square edges and shove it up your ass, too.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then he would hit it for a home run.
Which would admittsedly be pretty painful for me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
And fix my typos.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Buster Posey doesn’t make typos.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah
He has to fix someone’s, and he doesn’t make any.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Actually, Buster Posey is his own manual of style.
"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski
by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Elements of Ain't Havin' It
By Posey & umm… Posey.
You’d think he’d hire on an inferior person to help, but he ain’t havin it.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
mmmmmmm
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey is the life of parties he has never attended. If he hit you, you would have to fight the urge to thank him.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course...
the kid now dominates his little league because some of the magic/awesomeness from Buster
The correct answer is
Don’t test Buster Posey. ‘Cuz he ain’t havin’ it
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
And Jesus said "Do not put Buster Posey to the test"?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Posey can do whatever he wants
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BTW
Great game by Cody Ross – walk, single, took a lot of pitches. I hope he settles in to the leadoff role.
He also struck out twice, swinging at ball four both times. He’s still the pick of the CF litter until Andres returns though.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes
Hell I’ll take a 7 pitch strikeout over a aaron rowand pop up on a first pitch fastball right there.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ross is just struggling right now. So long as he is working the count, I don’t really care what he does.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
No need for a subject line on this one.

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by xanthan on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I still feel like they’re going to take us away from us. You don’t deserve him, they’ll say. You get Bengie back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I volunteer to start a human shield if that ever happens.
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Fools and Sages
When combined with his LDL/HDL numbers, it's quite impressive
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Lots LOLs here.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
but he handles the pitching staff well
just look at how their pitching is performing exactly the same as it was when he got there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Calls the best game in baseball and shuts down the running game better than anyone according to ron washington and nolan ryan!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont think eating the baserunners are counted as CS in the scorecard
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently bengie goes so wild on the rangers post game buffet that vladdy has lost 20 pounds since the trade.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
poor vladdy. bengie might eat his long arms and legs, mistaking them for lobster.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
How much of that
came from his cycle?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I’m going to fight every one of them.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball 3 wants some Buster juice
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GERALD "BUSTER" DEMP MUTHAFUCKIN POSEY
by 49erEmpire on Sep 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The Third
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Before I read anything else
the caption made me LOLOL.
Buster posey eliminated the dodgers from the playoffs tonight. God damn I love that guy.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Answer to riddle (and some more Math)
Buster Posey = mc^2
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Buster Posey most ribeyes by a Giant rookie since...
Chili Davis had 76 in 1982!!
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Strawhats can’t claim them
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy did I love Chili Davis as a kid
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Had it all the way

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Never a doubt
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I have to say
I was probably one of the McCoven most vocally against the Ramon Ramirez and Javier Lopez deals, but the two of them have been rock solid since July 31.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Lopez deal, yeah, but I don’t see the problem with Ramirez. He’s got a little upside, he’s controllable, and Dan Turpen seemed like a nonprospect to me.
Ask me about my blog.
Well, the cost wasn’t bad for Ramirez, but I just didn’t think Ramirez was very good.
(Whoa there, he apparently has a 10:11 K/BB ratio as a Giant!)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, I noticed that a few days ago.
His success is unsustainable (Randy Messenger what what), but I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Bad comparison
Look at Messenger’s numbers. 5.85 K/9 and 3.90 BB/9.
Ramirez is better in both (especially in K’s). Messenger was awful, Ramirez has had a couple good seasons.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Oddly enough this season (including Boston), Ramirez is at 5.59 K/9 and 3.68 BB/9
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
After the incident in Chase, I don't.
I nominate Scott.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Wow I just looked at his stats with the Giants
WTF? His numbers are poop.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I know, I was like “WTF” when I saw it, because he really has seemed quite good!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, his BABIP with the Giants is .162
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
"His" -- Ramon Ramirez?
His numbers are “poop”? Granted, he has the benefit of an absurd BABIP (.162), but “poop”?
Sabean delenda est!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Heh… you called shit poop.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWLING BALL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I noticed Kruk’s new thing is when a hitter has 3 balls he’ll say something like HE’S NOT AFRAID TO LET IT RIP HERE!
Ask me about my blog.
That, and he’s making the “The ball’s not carrying to center” joke a lot more than he used to.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I think sometimes Kruk gets this “I have to be the personality” mindset, and it hurts his broadcasting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Just a few times a game.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It does not bother me
I really enjoy the chemistry between Kruk and Kuip
by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He does – that’s part of his job as the color guy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, but there’s a distinction I’m trying to draw. Kruk is the personality because he has such a memorable personality to begin with. His natural state is personality. So when he tries to produce extra personality for his job, it can occasionally lay on a little thick.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes… I’ll grant that he can’t reliably manufacture personality.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 23, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowling ball?
Pablo Sandoval?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
He’s not great by any stretch, but getting out of the AL East (LOL AL TO NL JOKE HERE) probably helped. I think he was pretty good insurance for the Bautista, Casilla, and Mota trio.
Ask me about my blog.
I will defend Santiago Casilla to the death
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Casilla’s bb-ref URL still ends with “garcija01.html”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1
I’m on record as supporting Casilla through his period of gas-laden indistinguishability. I hope he comes back next year.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
3.32 FIP this year even with the high walk rate!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When he’s throwing that curveball for strikes, he can be pretty nasty. Well, when he’s throwing strikes period.
Ask me about my blog.
There is something about 97 mph with what looks like a 6 inch sink. That is Kevin Brown nasty style. If he can keep that movement, he could be Mariano Rivera 1 pitch dominant.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated him for a while, mostly because I kept confusing him and Bautista.
He’s great. Soooo many K’s.
don’t forget the 100mph fastball. i knew if he found his control, he’d be a serious weapon.
he’s the kind of guy you bring in when the bases are loaded and you need 3 strikeouts
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well people don't find their control
They are who they are, except in extremely rare cases.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
what do you mean? its obvious that something wasnt right for timmy for awhile, but he’s found it. why cant the same be said for casilla?
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Timmy wasn’t right for a while. It’s not about whether Casilla is right or not, he just has never had good control.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Casilla was walking people left and right all year (and striking them out), then maybe august (?) he pretty much stopped walking people and just striking them out. You think this is just his BB ratio leveling out? high early, low now, hitting the norm?
cause he sure looks like he’s got a handle on his stuff compared to the way it was in july.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You're dealing with small sample sizes
His walk rates this year are in line with his career numbers. Nothing has changed.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
yeah so that’s kinda what I thought you were getting at. basically, he just hasn’t been consistent with it. his walks rate is in line with career numbers, its just that he walked batters waaay over his career line early in the year, and now it is leveling out to his norm (walking far less batters of late)
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 8 walks in 25.1 IP since the beginning of August. That’s pretty darned good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol @ walk rate in the middle of the year, and over most of his career
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Yeah, his BB/9 graph is hilarious.
I was always fond of Chuck James’ (ex-Braves pitcher) HR/9 graph.

WHOOSH!
Ask me about my blog.
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In ‘08, before his arm blew up, he gave up 10 home runs in 29.2 IP. That’s a HR/9 of 3.03
Ask me about my blog.
Juan Gutierrez is at 2.2 this year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
He was aaaawful in July
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And in that they were the 7th/8th inning guys for a while and it was…well…torture.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
July was a good month for the team though.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
september has seemed to be good to us as well.
if the pitching hadn’t been completely jaw-dropping this month, we’d be 7 games out of it, AT LEAST
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i was a lot more meh on them than the fontenot and guillen deals
none of those deals have sunk the team yet! Woohooo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think that was the best non-Molina trade (at the time, and probably going forward).
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
While I like Cody Ross..
I did not like the deal. See sig.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
I always liked the Fontenot deal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I liked the Ramirez deal
Because we gave up nothing and he’s better than Denny.
Lopez I liked as an acquisition, but I thought we might’ve give up too much – but that’s for Yeah Joey and Bowker to prove me wrong.
I always liked the Ramirez deal
Lopez though, has been good (though I still think we overpaid)
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
lopez has been worth it just to see those Joey Votto Ks. Especially that one where he jumps back and still tries to swing
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
To bad that's not uploaded online
Those were the two ugliest strikeouts I’ve seen all season and thats counting aaron rowand, pablo sandoval, and edgar renteria at bats with the game on the line.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
yep. there are active GIFs of the Votto K in the PGTs from the 2nd game, I think it was.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
if you want to look in the archives, or i will
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
it was on the highlight reel on sfgiants.com but was removed 10min after it was posted. i know b/c i was watching it over and over, laughing.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone has to find those
Seriously those are the two most brutal strikeouts I’ve seen all year and from who I consider the best player in the NL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
lopez is the best situational lefty out there, that ive seen. he makes hitter look fucking rediculous. i dont know what his contract status is, but we have to have him back for next year, what with cargo, adrian, eithier, and others in the NL West alone that we will need his services for.
he used to be the Barry Bonds specialist for COL. that in itself says enough
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
They are amusing, I guess.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
He should like UZR. I’d guess Grace looks like a much better player if you include his defense. And he was already pretty damn good.
I feel like he’d be the Snow/Teixeira of his era, a guy who had a great defensive rep but doesn’t look as good by the numbers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
for the record
I have no particular reason for thinking this. I just do.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do they have good UZR numbers on Snow? That is, have they gone back and re-watched games from the mid-90s to mid-00s?
Thing C
Try Total Zone if you want defensive numbers on older players.
http://www.baseballprojection.com/war/s/snowj001.htm
Snow’s defense is below average for his career. Take that how you will.
Ask me about my blog.
Snow’s defense is below average for his career. Take that how you will.
Unpossible. I saw it with my own eyes.
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.
LOL Eugenio defensive replacement
I started to go into cardiac arrest when Scales hit that ball because I thought he hit it better, and just as I relaxed, realizing the ball was in the park, I remembered that Eugenio was in left field. Thanks Bochy, you stupid shit!
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Also, FBAL's bat flip on his can of corn to LF. He thought he hit it out. LOL
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
LOL GINO
With alfonso soriano’s defensive prowess velez thought he had a good chance of him somehow tipping it into the stands off his glove.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was out too
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 22, 2010 5:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
the wind probably knocked it down. I thought it was gone, too.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I should admit that it’s recycled. I’ve used the same gag for a Velez picture and an Aurilia picture, I think.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T COME HERE FOR OLD MATERIAL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic Aurillia, always scared of DeWitt.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you did it for the Fred Lewis community projections photo too
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
DBacks Announcers Attempting to understand UZR
“WHAT he doesn’t have the ability to carry an UZI”
/facepalm
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
As the twilight gives way to the darkness of the night,
When your surrounding goes dark and the streets are in panic, when the people are lost and in need of rescue, a man rises to the occasion, answers the call, and saves them from hopelessness and despair. We call this man “a Hero.”
Every once in awhile you are locked into an epic battle with a equally formidable opponent, locking horns in the battle field, and not an inch was given on either side. A man rises to the occasion, takes the ball, and out duels whoever the other team throws out there. He is not going to go down, and he will win the day. We call this man “an Ace.”
Ladies and gentlemen, we are lucky to have such people playing for the San Francisco Giants.


Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Cain has some weird, gooey substance on his face.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that's VICTORY
and it’s everywhere
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Everywhere but his stat-sheet
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt Cain is crying somewhere. Probably in Posey’s arms.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't know how to win.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Maybe . . .
he’s been sent back from the future to save us from The Toluwitsky . . .
(which is how they will spell it in the future, where TWK’s try to destroy civilization, which is represented by a small number of Georgians . . . more later, er, earlier)
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Players of the Game
Kuip – Ramon Ramirez
Jon – Matt Cain
Kruk – Romo & Wilson
Flem – Gerald
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
One Flew Over the Krukow’s Nest
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thank you for a fantasy team name next season.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
He picked ‘the guy with the terrible facial hair’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Finally!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It's so beautiful
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12314317
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12314317
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12314317
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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Only 4 times?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
AZ-COL
Here we go. Juan Gutierrez going for the save.
What civilization should I start my first Civ V game with?
Also, no more posts until November. Let me know how the season ends.
TIME FOR THE COUP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Time to dig up the guns and the ribeyes...
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I seriously read this as
Time for Time Cop!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I always do pretty well in Civ IV, and then I try to start a war, and suddenly I can’t overtake India because my cities are making Musketeers every 75 turns. And then I lose.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
The ancient Egyptians! They’re totally cool right?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
How is that game? I’m assuming it’s good because…well…. it’s Civ5. But, how is it?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t started it yet. Had to babysit you dorks.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUCK
Didn’t realize Civ V had hit. Somehow need to add that to this list of games to attack in the next month:
09/28 – Dead Rising 2
10/12 – Borderlands GOTY
10/19 – Fallout: New Vegas
10/26 – Fable IIII
10/26 – Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Aztecs
I’m slaughtering the damn Iroqouis in my game.
by Lisa Stevens on Sep 21, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
STFD TULO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MULLET
game is on mlb network for those wondering
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
BALTIMORE LOVES THE GIANTS
Or at least I do, and I am in Ballmer repping the Giants.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
giants fan: i bleed orange and black
orioles fan: i bleed orange and black
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this is somehow significant!@!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
YOU BLOW!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MORA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
He was a model before becoming a catcher.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
lol strikezone
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Even the lively Coors balls wouldn’t help them if they can’t make contact.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ROX LOSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT ROCKIES
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Game. Rox lose
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
this is the best night ever.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Well the Pads are wiinning
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
thanks a lot DEBBIE DOWNER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
the bums have officially packed it in after being eliminated by the San Francisco Giants tonight.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s…so beautiful.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We would have so much room for activities!
Rod Brooks actually referenced that line as in: Burrell and Huff in Bochy’s office asking if they could build bunk beds for activities. I cracked up so hard…which you know is REALLY funny when you are by yourself and you LOL.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
LOL ROCKIES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man, just one comma would really make the meaning different for that last sentence.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Game. Suck it purple, freaks!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL COMMENT
EW MENTAL IMAGE
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies bat with balls that were dipped into the pool.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he was getting pretty upset there
Also made a snotty comment about the DBack pitching wanting an outside strike.
“Why are the Diamondbacks allowed to pitch without a stupid fucking dinosaur distracting them behind home plate? SHENANIGANS!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Dbacks played hard
Maybe the Dodgers should show the same pride.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Too bad the Dodgers are intentionally losing to the Padres
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
i’ll be satisfied if the dodgers win one
by kingofthacove on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Chad Billingsley game logs
Sept. 21 vs San Diego 5 ERs, 5 innings
Sept. 15 vs. San Francisco 1 ER, 7 innings
Sept. 8 vs. San Diego 4 ERs, 5.3 innings
Sept. 3 vs. San Francisco 0 ER, 8 innings
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
We all know it's Carlos Gonzalez
I mean, he hits everywhere.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain 4 Treasurer
because his stats are oh so conservative
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He works the crowd after the game
“Hi, I’m Matt Cain. I’m running for state auditor. Hope I can count on your vote in November.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
well, Uribe doesn’t take much, so he’s worthy competition. when’s the last time you saw him take a pitch from a pitcher? “nah, keep it man, I’ll just swing”
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROCKIES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
espn will blow a load over him.
“whered this guy come from? what? he’s been here all along? well, someone should have said something”
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“Well we can see he wasn’t that great in the regular season, he didn’t earn too many wins. He has ice in his veins for the postseason, though.”
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
lol BBTN saying “the big Z” is better than Cain
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
In what context? Tonight’s start, or this season? Or for the future? Either way, it doesn’t matter. They’re wrong.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
i wasnt paying 100% attention, just said something like “now that big Z’s got his anger worked out, he’s better than Matt Cain”. They failed to notice Matt had 82 pitches thru 6, while Zambrano was pushing 120 thru 6
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I overvalue strikeout guys too, but one pitcher was walking guys and giving up hits while the other was nearly unhittable. Zambrano has been pitching well again but Matt Cain is better.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
I love Kruk’s deduction that whatever team Orlando Hudson goes to makes it to the playoffs.
LOL correlation, causation, etc.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Kruk is an idiot. except when he says the Giants are the team to beat in a short playoff series, lol.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooorayyyy Giants!!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
OT: Mike Singletary
Always the best quotes
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
2. cut a hole in the box
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lefty Sez
leftymalo
Giants now 15 straight games allowing 3 runs or less: only 3rd time in live ball era.
by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
jesus fucking christ
where did these pitchers come from
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks like he was taken by surprise
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Was this taken on July 31?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
SUSAN: “Sir, we’ve been through this a thousand times.”
SABES: “Hardly. I think I’d remember that.”
SUSAN: “Mr. Saeban, you bought a new car last week because you forgot what your old one looked like and lost it in the parking lot.”
SABES: “Your point?”
SUSAN: “It was in the spot marked ‘Reserved for Brian Sabean, General Manager.’”
SABES: “Honestly, Susan. I don’t know why you go on. It was a simple question: Where’s the damn any key?”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I can’t tell whether you’re answering my question or indicating that Sabean’s asking the same question, but either way, lolz.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
“Larry just gave me some seeds in Farmville!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Their August sabbatical did them well
Also they wrote two chapters in that book they’re writing.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I don’t know what he’s calling the live ball era, but if I run it from 1970 on, I get the following.
3 earned runs or less in consecutive games.
Rk Strk Start End Games IP H R ER ERA Opp
1 NYY 1981-08-22 1981-09-09 18 161.1 112 34 27 1.51 KCRMINCHWMIL
2 ATL 1993-08-28 1993-09-14 16 143.2 103 33 30 1.88 CHCSFGSDPLADCIN
3 NYM 1988-09-08 1988-09-24 16 143.1 115 33 25 1.57 CHCMONPITPHISTL
4 NYY 1986-09-20 1987-04-06 16 146.0 102 29 26 1.60 DETBALTORBOS
5 OAK 1981-04-09 1981-04-24 16 145.0 89 23 23 1.43 MINCALSEA
6 CLE 1972-04-29 1972-05-20 16 152.0 95 27 25 1.48 KCRTEXCHWNYYDET
7 FLA 2009-05-25 2009-06-09 15 134.1 117 49 37 2.48 PHINYMMILSFGSTL
8 ATL 1992-09-19 1992-10-03 15 135.0 97 26 20 1.33 HOULADSFGSDP
9 CIN 1992-09-10 1992-09-25 15 133.1 104 35 31 2.09 ATLSDPHOULADSFG
10 TOR 1991-06-26 1991-07-13 15 136.0 90 23 20 1.32 MINSEATEX
11 LAD 1983-08-16 1983-08-30 15 133.0 98 27 25 1.69 SFGNYMPHIMON
12 BAL 1970-09-08 1970-09-24 15 142.0 110 31 29 1.84 DETNYYBOSWSACLE
13 SFG 2010-09-05 2010-09-19 14 126.0 74 22 19 1.36 LADARISDPMIL
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Generated 9/22/2010.
Ask me about my blog.
I feel like he meant Giants only? And the liveball era usually starts in the 20s, I think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If he’s talking about the franchise (and going from 1920 onward) that fits.
Same thing, consecutive games with 3 ER or less.
Rk Strk Start End Games IP ER Opp
1 NYG 1949-05-01 1949-05-22 18 159.0 35 BSNPITSTLCHCCINPHI
2 SFG 1963-06-06 1963-06-22 17 151.2 27 CHCHOULADMLN
3 SFG 2010-09-05 2010-09-19 14 126.0 19 LADARISDPMIL
4 SFG 1960-07-17 1960-07-31 13 119.0 21 LADPHIPITMLNCIN
5 NYG 1933-08-02 1933-08-18 13 116.0 18 PHIBROCIN
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Generated 9/22/2010.
Ask me about my blog.
This pitching staff: it is good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Snakes
Have played the Rockies tough at home. I think they can take one more from them. But the Dodgers are hopeless. It’s going to be up to us to win 6 of the next 8 at least.
the irony is that Chase Field is just like LOLCOORZ.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
post it again
i won’t mind
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
. . . in the future, where the TWK finds it and understands that he must return to destroy Gerald. Ectoplasmic Cain is there to protect him, um, Gerald, I mean.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Great tickets available for the game tomorrow!!!
In Oakland.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
after listening to all those fucking wins, bullshit Either walk-offs last year.
FUCK YOU CHARLIE FUCKING STEINER
by The Franchise on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ON KNBR?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
shiiiiiiii… no cable!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/video?PID=bKKFjCwXkjFiT5OAfKxnj445NVQuFVfE
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Have to repost this now

Aubrey and I think alike.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For people who didn’t hear it, he said Jesus in the way someone speaking Spanish would say it.
HEY-ZUES
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Zeus
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
twins about to clinch with a white sox loss. SUCK IT A.J. I HATE YOU

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
this picture also shows my feelings for the dodgers
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone really hates The Killers.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Fuck you, Flowers
Flower= Posey!!!!!!!
FU
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what's funny/ironic about this pic
Is that the White Sox have a young catching prospect named Tyler Flowers (although he had a horrible year at AAA this year)
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Huff
1. Wears a red thong
2. Calls Posey — Jesus
3. Bromance with Burrell
Add to the list….
Let's bring the...
4. Is best athlete on the team
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
5. knows exactly where the 6-pack came from
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
by delorean on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Holy fuck
He’s pretty good!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, he IS pretty good.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
is this really him? this is actually… really lovely.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
its from some MLB players album for charity or something (the same one Omar Vizquel is on) Apparently Huff had a hilariously awesome country singing karaoke session and some teammates pushed him to do this or something. I forget the specifics of the story and I forgot where I read it, I just assumed I had read it here and all the other McCoven already had seen and heard this.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Was there a fanpost?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 22, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
X's and O's
He is amazing!!
/melts into a puddle
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
RIP GiantsBabe
Murdered by teh awesome
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Sounds like the soundtrack to Western Suns...
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Busts her Posey
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
im a sagittarius too!! i totally believe in that stuff. i married a pisces in college, and we were divorced 17 months later.
then ive had 3 long-term (1+ year) girlfriends that were all Libras, and i get along really well with girls that are scorpios (in a friend-only way). its really wierd.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
you sure are polite to the purples
/triple pisces
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 21, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, if that sentence just had a comma...
/Grant
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I wish the Giants could play the Dodgers again
Krukow could eliminate all of LA.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I believe in the magic of silverfoxery
Kruk could eliminate LA even without a game (and I would soooo be okay with LA being eliminated in it’s entirety)
AT&T Park and Disneyland-so much magic inside!
Posey skinned that smoke wagon.
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
In his defense,
he was in college at the time and it was a period of “exploration”. Oh, wait, you’re referring to the homerun, oh never mind then
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
It's official...Cain got

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
by O R They? on Sep 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Shift-A, WOW WHAT A GAME, sad that i didn’t really get to watch much of it, too busy preparing for Career Fair tomorrow, got a resume done, next step is going to the intervewee and try to make myself look good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Good luck!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks! not putting too much into this, since there’s not much out there for a geography major… just looking to get some experience… not exactly sure how to approach em tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so you're interviewing people?
why’d you have to prepare a resume?
got it...
the “interviewee” part confused me….
but good shit, man. you got it. Wear an orange buster posey shirt and I’m sure you’ll get any job.
my experience with career fairs has always been that the people interviewing are more like normal workers than the people who will actually make the final decision. that said, they seem to remember personable people more than people with long resumes.
just have a good time…it usually works out best that way…i think you got the right approach with the “not putting much into it” approach…bc you did the resume tonight, you’ll remember most of that shit tomorrow no problem
THanks dude, i’ll probably wear a lucky buster posey shirt UNDER my dress shirt, haha. But that is definitely me, someone who is personable and can be remembered by someone without a resume
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I did one of those today
They’re so awkward. Oh well. I think I’ll just try to do TFA – fuck a real job.
Boo TFA, Go AmeriCorps!
Living below the poverty line and food stamps for the greatest year of my life!
Seriously, it was amazing.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
TFA will likely be a hell of a lot harder and more frustrating than a real job…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ll admit to a certain bias against it (probably influenced by the opinions of the teaching program I’m in).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m pretty sure teachers aren’t the only ones.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck the dodgers. they have no respect for baseball if they are gonna line up their pitchers against us, then throw it vs COL and SD
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OH HAI
This almost makes up for those 150,000 times the Giants were the “0” in a 1-0 game.
This is the only GIF I could find that explains Giants pitchers the last few weeks:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Was that line called the Vicki Mendoza line?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Wow
It took me three years to get that joke.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
i’ll be honest, i only justgot it myself when i remembered that episode.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Positivity about the offense
1-0 game, sure. But one of the big things the Giants have been struggling with is taking pitches. They worked the count against Zambrano, and even though they couldn’t keep doing it with RISP, they chased him and got to the bullpen, who were promptly Buster Poseyed.
Baby steps.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
when zambrano threw a ball, he really threw a ball, if ya know what i mean.
i dont know what to make it all that tonight.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree with this 100%
The way Zambrano has been going, that was the only realistic game plan and they pulled it off.
It's orange inside
dfeldy
Buster Posey is the first rookie catcher in MLB history to hit a HR in a 1-0 win for a 1st place team in September/October #SFGiants
EXTREMELY SPECIFIC MILESTONE WHOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
(not to bash on it or anything, i just love how arcane baseball records get.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/swoon
make it 473
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my favorite kind of stats
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Posey is the first rookie catcher to catch a pitch in the dirt in a 3-1 count at exactly 3:22pm when the sun is directly at a 45 degree angle to the left field foul pole on a day that has a letter S in it.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!! How many of those do Jason Heyward or Jaime Garcia have, now?!
by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
espn will find something for them. how many game-losing errors has Heyward made this year?
2
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, first time Jesus has played in a 1-0 game in September.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Posey is the first catcher in MLB history to be the son of god.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cain only threw 82 pitches today
hopefully this a benefit in his last 2 starts and beyond
I think that was 2 times ago. He did it with Lincecum and it didn’t work, right?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not?
Especially when your offense isn’t scoring and your remaining outs are dwindling.
It is definitely a more difficult decision in a tie game rather than a losing one like they were in the Lincecum game. What this tells me is that Bochy trusts his bullpen a lot right now.
’cause you have a great bullpen and only so many outs left with which to score
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
and it is September. Deep bench and every win is like water in the desert.
It's better to be lucky than good.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you guys following #Mlbnovels?
It’s pretty LOL. Some highlights :
For Whom The Heath Bell Tolls.
Never Cry Randy Wolf
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Al Kaline
To Kill a Marlon Byrd
One Flew Over The Krukow’s Nest
The Greenberg Mile
Don’t Mess with the Johan
A Tree. A-Rod. A Cloud.
Ryan Howard’s End
Eat. Love. Molina
The Matt Cain Mutiny
The Gooden, The Bad And The Utley
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
One Hundred Years of Olerud
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Harry Carray and the Chamber of Secrets
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
A Song of Kruk and Kuiper
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Invisible Man (The Nate Schierholtz biography)
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry this is fun!
Gone with the Winn
or
The adventures of huckleberry Winn
Atlee Shrugged
A Farewell to Armando (Benitez)
A Confederacy of Dunston
(J.T.) Snow Crash
Are you there God? It’s me Aubrey
The Day Of The Jack Cust
Football: The Prime of Mr. John Brodie
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
No Country for Jamie Moyer
House of Sandoval and Fogg
From LaRussa With Love
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The Gooden, The Vlad and the Uggla
Thing C
by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Buster Posey, the Eugenio Velez, and the Randy Johnson.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not familiar with a work titled “Jesus, Fast Black Abraham Lincoln, and the Unit.” Who penned it?
Thing C
by markdash on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Follow-up to Randy Johnson Geico commercial:
Will switching to Geico save you money on your car insurance?
Is trying to steal on Buster Posey a good idea?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
LOL REC'D
I guess no one else found this awesome but I sure did :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
James and the Giant Posey?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
ahahahaha
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The Wind-Up Mark Fidrych Chronicles
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Apparently David Cameron didnt like it
screw that guy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK Dave Cameron and his everlasting "Let's stack UZR like OBP" love
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
An Ineloquent Yankee In Don Larsen’s Art
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Cainspotting
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I would love to see some of the Giants players in a “Trainspotting” poster-style fan art. Get on it artizt brasz
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT THIS TIMES A MILLION
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Less Than Zero (a novel about Matt Cain’s run support)
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
lol all the people typing “Pitcher In the Rye” and completely missing the point
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that book would rule
Holden wants to grab the kids and throw them off the fucking cliff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
gives whole new meaning
to Zito and Wilson’s canyon throwing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and let's not forget the name of one of Grant's fantasy leagues
The Bridges of Madison Bumgarner
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
There are highways that trail out of the dusty dreams of wanderers, stories that filter from the echoes of the deep blue sea, fastballs that seem the cry the challenge of the centuries … the wheeling hawk hears the legends cry … fffffffffffff …</’em>
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pitches of Madison Bumgarner
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Enos Slaughterhouse-Five
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Dave Henderson The Rain King
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Moby Pierzynski
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I chuckled at medium volume
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
Something This Way Wicked Lincecums
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 22, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Something Wicked This Way Lincecums
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Something Lincecums This Way Wicked
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Catch-28
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Sep 22, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Of Mice and Moles
Island of the Blue Burrells
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you there Huff? Its me, Pat.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another Whiteside Attraction
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
/Yanks, Phils fans riot the Bristol offices
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
by L-Nova on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be great if the Giants arrived in Denver up 4 games.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They can't lose more than 2 games from here on out to get to 92.
Now we need the Padres to start sucking again.
cant lose more than 4. 92-85 (now) = 7 wins. 11 games to play. go 7-4, that’s 92. i think they go 8-3
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird math is weird.
177-game season?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Showing the math from our current 85 wins to 92 wins.
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
but really, we don’t know that 92 wins is what it will take. it could take more, could take less. that’s just a number that comes up as a seasonal average.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
are we talking division or wildcard wherein 92ish takes it?
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
8-3? I guess that means the Giants lose more than 3. You’ve been wrong a lot.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
hey now, i was riding a 5 game winning streak on my gut feeling until that day.
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to go to the game Thursday.
Wrigley is going to be awesome, here is hoping for a sweep!….
knocks on wood
Ok, I had to post this one.
Sorry about the animated gif.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Eugenio?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I watching an assassin from Assassin’s Creed in real life?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
oh shit. it is Assassin’s Creed, huh.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay Giants!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Now with that out of the way, I’ll talk about Kick-Ass.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, wasn’t expecting that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
MySpace?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 21, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was cool with that movie. Could have lived without that last scene. And the voice over. And the omgthisiswhattheinternetlookslike. And the last act is a little weird. But, in general, I was cool with that movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Although I’m already getting the feeling that I’m going to like it less the more I think about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I was actually pretty disappointed in that movie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it’s fun to watch, which is why I was pretty cool with it at first. But I was right that I’m liking it less and less the more I think about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
wait
The pitching staff threw a two-hitter? Somehow I was not aware of this at all as I was following the game.
This might have been mentioned before...
but
MATT FUCKING CAIN!
and
BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone have the picture of Bochy about to eat the umpire?
REPLY TO DONUT
by GovernorStephCurry on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
You mean from friday in that disgusting brewers loss?
Where he shows his first anger at a umpire in nearly 3 months and throws down his hat and starts yelling and actually looks awake.?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
oh hey guys my car was broken into today but
thank god for Buster mother fucking Posey
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Sorry about that.
I needed the change in your ashtray.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ahaha damn you JD!
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a friend who, while living in the Richmond District, deliberately kept his doors unlocked while clearly immobilizing his car (something like The Club although it was some other device). His reasoning was that there was no preventing burglars from getting into the car, even if they wouldn’t be able to make away with it, so he might as well make it so the locks wouldn’t get damaged.
by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the guy could have stolen my car, and a bunch of other stuff in it that is more expensive.. but all he took was my 1st gen. ipod touch. confusing
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
by LincecumFTK on Sep 21, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
JeffFletcherAOL
RT @tomkrasovic #Diamondbacks have decided on Kevin Towers as their next GM. Length of contract TBD. Option years part of negotiation.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PURPLE ROW
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 1: Chase Field’s newly-installed humidor thwarts Colorado’s offense
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They call it a joke, but its still funny.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Best I-Pod/I-Touch apps?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Free, of course.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The best thing since an air horn
My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."
Words with Friends free
Twitter
Facebook
FML Official
Netflix
The Onion
Photobucket
MLB At Bat is worth the 15 bucks a year though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well I only have an I-Touch so I can’t get internet everywhere
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends what you are trying to do.
Readle is essential for an iPad user if you want to use it as a satellite to your desktop or laptop.
MLB at bat is great if you are out of market like me. Evernote is good as is sundry notes both are free. I use pages a lot but i know some can’t adapt to it. I LOOOOOVE my iPad and hardly use my mbp since i got it.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
looks to me like his laser overshot the bag and went straight through the center field fence
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
they werent even there to begin with. did you see the attendance figures?
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is MvC3 just going to showcase the eyes like that?
I know MvC and MvC2 show upper body [or full body, if you’re MM/Roll/Servbot/BB/Shuma(?)] for the dramatic super pause.
Which reminds me. I played MvC2 again. Trolling with Cable feels oh-so-good.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Per Baggs
Brian Wilson thinks Posey deserves to be ROY
Braves right fielder Jason Heyward might have an advantage with some voters because Posey didn’t debut until May 29. But Posey’s candidacy is gaining ground.
“I can easily make the argument,” said Wilson, after nailing down his 44th save. "Catchers have more responsibility than anybody on the field. We’re asking a 23-year-old rookie to take that leadership role — and it truly is a leadership role. On the teams I’ve been on, most guys who speak out are catchers.
“It doesn’t matter that he hasn’t been here the whole season. The fact he can go out there, keep the game tempo, hit the way he has, know everybody on the staff "… To me it’s a no-brainer.
“Really, you’re not doing much in the outfield or the infield. The game is from the mound to home plate. That’s where the game is.”
I mean, yes. Obviously. But I’m impressed with Wilson’s argument on this nonetheless. He’s usually not so coherent in the quotes we get to read.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ninjas dont usually talk in commonspeak
by giant4life83 on Sep 21, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Karl Ravich on BBTN gave some love to Posey for ROY. Says he would put it between him and Heyward.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL Jaime Garcia and Gaby Sanchez
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
garcia got shut down, so he’s out. Sanchez just debuted in the wrong year. too much competition.
btw, why did Garcia get shut down? injury, or innings limit?
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was innings
But I could be wrong (so lazy i won’t even take 5 seconds to check)
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I was watching the Cards/Pads this weekend….
They were saying the Cards told the media they were shutting down Garcia w/out telling Garcia first….Garcia told LaRussa that he wanted to talk and he wanted to talk now…Garcia went off on him (He told LaRussa “He wasn’t having it”, emulating Posey to try and get ROY votes) and they put Garcia back in the rotation….LaRussa then went home and passed out drunk at the handlebars of his Big Wheels in his driveway…Garcia’s wrath had nothing on LaRussa’s wife…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 22, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, the “starting in May” thing should just make it even stronger for Posey who has 15 HR and 62 RBI in 97 games vs. Heyward’s 18 HR and 71 RBI in 131 games. Considering that Heyward was supposed to have so much more power than Posey.
Not to mention, as far as impact goes, Posey’s effect has been substantial.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
by AXmrdrir on Sep 22, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Catcher vs RF.
Hitting for Avg and Power vs just for Power.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention posey doesn't play in a joke of a ball park
LOL turner field
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
even more amazing
Cubs interim manager Mike Quade’s last name is pronounced “Quah-dee”, not “Quaid”.
by non sequitur on Sep 22, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Wilson’s actually a very intelligent dude. He’s just insane.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think this may be true
I also think he may cultivate the insane thing to throw people off.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
absolutely
every good closer needs a schtick.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
It takes a very bright person to pull of a persona like that (Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie)
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
MENSA
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
On the teams I’ve been on, most guys who speak out are catchers.
So, on this team?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Looks like GINATS BRAS is as down on Rowand as we are
From Baggs:
Eugenio Velez, defensive replacement?
I was surprised also. We asked Bochy if there was anything wrong with Aaron Rowand. Usually he moves Cody Ross to left field and puts Rowand in center.
Bochy said no, he wanted to save Rowand in case he needed a right-handed pinch hitter.
I think Bochy was just being kind. It’s pretty clear that Rowand is out of the picture now. I’m just wondering what the conversations will be like if the Giants have to set a postseason roster. They’ll face some difficult choices. Leaving off Rowand wouldn’t be one of them.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Rowand is a pile of shit this year, yet somehow has 10-11 HRs. He’s playing with a broken jaw which still hasn’t healed b/c he is still active in baseball activities. Best chance? Heal up and come back next year, if the organization doesn’t cut/trade/DFA him.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I kind of feel bad for the guy
It’s not like he doesn’t want to play good. But then I realize that he made more tonight sitting on the bench then I will make this entire year and I cant feel bad.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
no matter how poorly they play, never feel bad for a rich athlete. They live such a different life that we can only dream of
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing wrong with sympathy. Now, empathy, that’s where you get into trouble.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
i don’t have any sympathy for a guy making 12 million who cant hit for shit, falls on his ass in a huge game (the prediction game) giving up a triple- on a ball he probably should have caught, and overall, has been covered in suck since the start of May.
But I respect that he hasn’t made an issue out of it. He’s quietly accepted that he’s not an everyday player anymore, and that’s good by me in my book.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
So how much money does it take for one not to be human?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
its not about the money, i shouldnt have said that- but it doesnt help that cause.
To me, he played a nice career and got a WS ring- things that we dream of as kids, why we play the game, in (childish) hopes for most of us, that we will someday be a major leaguer. So to see his career on the decline, and know that he had it great for a long time and still does, I just really can’t have any sympathy for that. The odds of having a career like his (albeit not a Jim Thome career, for example) but a nice long career where you are respected as a teammate, are so, so low, that I really can’t find sympathy for a guy who’s had the time of his life playing the game he loves everyday
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s still sad to know that the one thing you’ve been good at your whole life, you’re no longer good at. What does he have left?
Now granted, he’s still a better baseball player than 99.9999 percent of the population. But still.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
LA Doggers all time low
how can they even suit up
shameful
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Sep 22, 2010 12:12 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Welcome, Solomon Burke. We’ve been waiting for you.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 22, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, it’s pretty pathetic. i mean, an expansion team with only 10 years under them, one thing, but a long tenured, storied fanchise like LA should have more self-respect than to let everyone walk all over them. They are a laughingstock. I can’t even remember what it was like when they won games- we’ve taken 9 of the last 12 from them. 2/3,3/0,2/3,2/3
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I will NOT visit your blog
Oh wait
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This is awesome
i would have liked smoak, but hell, posey may be the next piazza and smoak the next jr phillips…only time will tell
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Buster Posey’s swing is long on the back end.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Posey = Russell Martin
Nobody tells Posey to Suck It.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
so glad we didnt pick smoak over Posey
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus
Don’t even bring that possibility up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Sep 22, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
it was pretty real, and sadly, the majority were upset that we didnt pick Smoak over Posey
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
As much as I like making weed jokes about that name
I’d much rather smoke me a buster posey.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
id like a christmas-tree Posey, with 9 little Poseys all signed to lifetime contracts for my new MLB team, the Incredible Talented Poseys of Yore. The other 16 on the roster can be Lincecums.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how we were like, “Maybe he’ll hit 15 HR in a season!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We were right!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
whatever happened to JakeS?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COOKYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Come back, cookyman!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Simply put: he’s not the impact hitter one would want at #5. It’s not that he’s not a quality player, but he’s not a guy who’s going to redefine a lineup, even at his best.
Not to single Brute out, because this was pretty much the grougthink, but man, it’s funny to read that now. :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do we even know what 'at his best' means?
He’s awesome and one would think nowhere near his peak yet.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Just read this entire thread
My eyes burn and I’m tired but who gives a fuck BUSTER FUCKING POSEY AND THE CAIN TRAIN GETTIN IT DONE!
Also I am a big andrew cashner fan.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SHIFT-YAY
that was cool.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 22, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
Can't find where we were talking about Lopez making Votto look like a fool, and someone wanted the GIF of the Votto K, so here it is
Oh man.
At least top-two of the ugliest strikeouts all year.
I need to find that strikeout of the Blue Jay who fell over watching a Wakefield pitch float in for strike three.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Wow.
Tim Wakefield struck someone out this year?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it wasnt just on a little CSNBA stage, either. it was on ESPN2, international tv, for millions to see.
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
fell over watching a pitch? id love to see that one
by giant4life83 on Sep 22, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Random comment
I love jim thome. The dude is so full of class and really has been the unsung hero of the twins this season in mornue’s absence I can’t say enough about how much of a bad ass mother fucker jim thome is.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Best cover ever?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Sep 22, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love the Garrison Keillor reference.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Sep 22, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I sure hope that’s shatterproof glass covering the club section between the upper and lower decks.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Target Field
According to the caption and a quick googling
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
HEY IT'S JI
JIM THOME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Front Page of SBN LOL

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
All of them?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Someone was wondering during the rain delay
What horse statue used to get it’s balls painted. From what Zito said, I assume it’s the one in the tiny grassy area at Belmont and Lake Shore. It doesn’t actually have a name as far as I know.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 4:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
That would explain it's positioning
Right next to (part of) North Sheridan Rd! I’d never paid attention to it until Zito’s story about it.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Great story
I can hear Kruk and Kuip hamming it up to the rooks.
by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
i just read half that book
the half i didn’t read wasn’t posted cuz it was a preview…some of those stories are interesting
OMG
I need to buy that book. I had no idea about this. I’m confused though, did Zito tell the rookies they had to do this?
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, it happens. I used to think like that. I guess I’ve grown up a lot in the last 10 years as a baseball fan.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Did you guys hear Huff in the post-game interview? Not the Jésus part, but the “We heard, coming up, that his catching ability could be a problem… I don’t see where that could be a problem at all.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who would have thought that Posey would have only 3 three less HR’s than Heyward at this time in the season?
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
And in 40 fewer games/140 fewer at bats
But Posey’s not a power hitter
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Sep 22, 2010 8:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Still Appropriate
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Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hankschulman
My friend @Buster_ESPN ranks the NL ROY race thusly: 1. Posey. 2. Heyward. 3. Garcia.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't know why I care abou tthis, but I do
Perhaps it distracts me from the reality of consistent 1-0 games or maybe it feels like a nice consolation…. never mind
Last Giant ROY
John Montefusco 1975
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
The Count
That has been my nickname for 20 years. My user name evolved from the nickname. I earned mine in college by partying all night and sleeping all day.
by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you enjoy your job driving the Hertz shuttle at the airport?
Just kidding- really! You are probably the CEO of a fortune 500 company or better yet, my boss.
You're fired
Just kidding man. I eventually grew up and became an IT nerd. I don’t what college is like on the west coast but at Alabama school was secondary for a lot of us.
by Countificus on Sep 22, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Just in case we needed another reason to deify Buster Posey
Bengie Molina has put together this dogshit since arriving in Texas (.208/.254/.286)
#nobuyersremorse
UbLOLdo is making fart noises.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To me it looked a little like he was practicing doing lamaze while in labor
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars
by Prussian Creole on Sep 22, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I clicked on this "story" in MLB.com
and got the scoreboard LOL
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Then I saw the Indians leading the
Alcohol soaked, hungover Twins 1-0 after 3.
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez: Painting the brown.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
1930 Phillies Had a nice 3-4 tandem
Les Sweetland’s 7.71 ERA for the Phils is the worst ever by an ERA qualifier.
Claude Willoughby posts a 7.59 ERA.
320 combined IP, 512hits
by iloveddickdietz on Sep 22, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions

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