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Giants/Brewers series preview

There’s a small, nay, large part of me that really pulled for the Brewers a couple of years ago. The C.C. Sabathia nuttiness was enviable. A hard-luck franchise builds through the draft and international free agency after years of dejection, and we’re supposed to root against them? Pshaw. This is ‘murica. We root for those underdogs. We’ll punch Ivan Drago right in his Rooskie face every chance we get. And whoever was playing against the Brewers back when they were contenders were the Ivan Dragos of the baseball world. Heck, maybe the Brewers are my second-fa....

Star-divide

 

Oh, come on. That doesn’t change a thing. I mean, it doesn’t change much. It certainly doesn’t change everything. Not really. Kind of. Wait.

 

Alright. The Brewers can go neck with a bag of yeast and hops for all I care. They are not friends of the program. It took two images to convince me of that.

 

Seriously, just stop. You’ve convinced me, stray images. Please, no more Bud Selig pictures. I know lawyers.

The once vaunted Brewers pitching staff -- Sheets! Sabathia! Gallardo! Uh, Manny Parra! -- isn’t what it used to be. And by that, I mean they allowed 36 runs to the Giants in the last series between the two teams. Thirty-six runs! Against the Dodgers, we like to call that "the ‘80s." It was an offensive explosion, a prelude to a fantastic, Posey-led July. It was a series that took the Giants from a team scraping against .500 to the team that’s contending for the division title. It was the least tortuous series of the entire season, and it isn’t really close.

More, please.

Here’s the fear, though: After the Dodgers were in town, here come the Brewers. Like, after throwing Emperor Palpatine down some sort of OSHA-unapproved shaft, we get to have an arbitration hearing with an Ughnaught about a worker’s comp claim. The Brewers have nothing to lose. They still have a bunch of good players. It’s not too wild to imagine Ryan Braun getting a home run at a crucial point in the first game, Prince Fielder doing something annoying in the second game, and To Be Announced shutting down the Giants in the last game. That’s baseball. Forty-six percent of the time, the team just under .500 wins every time. If they are wearing uniforms, they’re dangerous. Well, if they aren’t wearing uniforms, you should probably call security, but you know what I mean.

Hitter to watch:

Has anyone realized that there was a singer in the ‘80s who was named Corey Hart? That’s hilarious. I can’t believe no one ever mentioned that. Maybe we should make some sort of reference to "Sunglasses at Night" when he’s up. I get to do it first since I totally noticed it first.

For all of the rage directed toward the Jose Guillen deal, at least we didn’t give up Brandon Belt and Zack Wheeler for Corey Hart, or something like that. Hart’s a good enough player -- he’s also hitting well again after a miserable August -- but he was never a lineup anchor worth emptying the farm for. He signed a three-year extension with the Brewers, so Sabean’s going to have find another 30-slider-chaser to overpay in the offseason.

Pitcher to watch:

I don’t know why Carlos Villanueva has been so bad with such a good K/BB ratio. I haven’t watched him a whole lot. For the past calendar year, though, he has a K/9 of 11.4. He gots the stuff, and he’s only 26. I’ll take a wild stab in the dark and guess that next year is the year that he puts it all together and becomes a top-flight setup man. My confidence is justified because of my jerkish cynicism and pessimism.

Year   Age  Tm W L  ERA  G   IP  H  R ER HR BB IBB SO ERA+  WHIP
2004 30 SFG 2 1 6.39 43 50.2 55 37 36 11 22 2 40 69 1.520

Yeah. That’s what we got for Villanueva. It’s not a colossal, Liriano-sized screw-up just yet. But have faith. Next year, I’m telling you. Next year. And when Villanueva shuts the Giants and the National League down in 2011, remember Steve Finley, man-buzzard, raising his arms in triumph while wearing a Dodgers uniform. That’s what the Giants received in exchange for Villanueva.

Maybe Villanueva won't ever amount to much, but he'll always remind me of Wayne Franklin and Steve Finley.

Prediction:

I mean, how did Mays Field not burn to the ground when the Giants traded for Finley? Was Edgardo Alfonzo that disliked? No. No, I can’t believe that. There was some sort of mass hysteria going on.

Oh, right. A prediction. If the Giants trade for either Wayne Franklin or Steve Finley during this series, Mays Field will burn to the ground. Them’s the stakes.

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Oh, God. I forgot about that man. That was a sad time.

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Ah, 2004. Franklin. Cody Ransom. Yorvit.

AJ would have never called for a breaking ball, etc. Good times.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ump squeezed Hermanson, though.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how you remember a probably meaningless game in 2004 when an ump squeezed Hermanson, who I don’t really even remember

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants got eliminated on the last day in 2004 so there were no meaningless games.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember because I saw it in person.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory

Hawt!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not one of my best birthdays.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Sep 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, am not satisfied with a plunking in spring training by the Giants slowest throwing pitcher

Santiago Casilla, meet Prince Fielder, now drill him.

Also, Prince Fielder my indubitably SUCK IT!

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Fail

*may

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am satisfied with the spring training plunking. You know why?

B/c we are playing for a playoff spot and they aren’t!.

Also giving free bases is stupid.

Also, also unwritten rules are stupid.

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Also, also unwritten rules are stupid.

Unwritten rules are a part of baseball and part of what makes the game great. Baseball is a game of humility in which success is still failing 7 out of 10 times. Many of the unwritten rules have to do with sportsmanship and not showing up your opponent, if that’s not something people like they’re free to watch basketball for most of the year.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many of the unwritten rules have to do with sportsmanship and not showing up your opponent

And others are about throwing a 95 MPH hardball at a human body because 30 year old men get pissy about perceived slights.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

in all fairness

Prince Fielder = 10 human bodies

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Sep 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many of the unwritten rules have to do with sportsmanship

How is beaning someone on purpose and risking injuring them (Cain/Wright ) sportsman like?

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because

They’re millionaires, monetary fines would have to be so egregious as to not suit the infraction itself that they would never work (and don’t), just look at football and basketball. As far as risking injury, these guys can paint the black on the outside part of the plate with breaking pitches, it’s not that hard to hit someone’s thigh (the appropriate place for a beaning) or their back, which has very little risk of any injury other than a bruise.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/disagree

Beaning someone because you’re mad at them, sure, that’s not always the right move. But if your team is getting thrown at intentionally, you gotta retaliate to protect them.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 17, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) if you are being thrown at more than once that probably means a warning has been placed so your pitcher will get ejected

2) Fuck them. Why get all pissed off if they want to give us free passes?

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the idea would be that you are dominating anyway, cuz you kick ass and you’re the San Francisco Giants, so getting ejected or giving a free pass wouldn’t matter.

And to respond to #2, you get pissed because they are doing something intentionally that could injure your guys. You gotta send them a message that that aint cool.

by GrooveGiant on Sep 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S NOT ABOUT ANGER

It’s about policing themselves and maintaining the integrity of the game. Poor sportsmanship, or breaking of the “unwritten rules” is detrimental to the game itself. Beanings—and more often the threat thereof—keep players from turning in to Ocho-cinco, and in the end protect the game. It’s also about maintaining a competitive edge, if there’s no threat of reprisal than why not peak at where the catcher is set up, relay signals overtly from 2nd base or any of the other “unwritten rules” that keep opposing teams from gaining competitive advantage.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor sportsmanship, or breaking of the "unwritten rules" is detrimental to the game itself.

Yeah, the NFL has really been struggling lately because of all those Chad Ochocinco types.

if there’s no threat of reprisal than why not peak at where the catcher is set up, relay signals overtly from 2nd base or any of the other "unwritten rules" that keep opposing teams from gaining competitive advantage.

You don’t think teams try to do this all the time?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

1. I’m not talking about monetary success, baseball has existed for well over a hundred years and if it were to try to be the NFL it would likely be relegated to a lower tier as a sport. It’s also part of the tradition of the game, which lends itself to the romantic nature of baseball that the NFL sorely lacks.

2. Of course they try, but if no one ever got drilled, than why not be overt about it? Point was that it would be a whole lot easier to do without the fear reprisal.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never actually seen a beanball war start because of sign stealing and stuff like that. It always starts because somebody with a thin skin gets butt hurt because somebody watched a home run too long or something equally stupid.

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by norcalnick on Sep 17, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most likely you have

It’s not typically something that starts a “beanball war” usually if you get caught, you accept it and move on. You’ve actually probably seen it happen and just didn’t know it happened when someone was caught relaying signs. As far as peaking is concerned it is rarely, rarely done, because it’s easier to catch and almost always draws an immediate reaction.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If fans can’t tell when it happens and gets a retaliation. . . then how do we know it happens?

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by norcalnick on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tree will fall in the woods.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then clap with one hand

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a singer-songwriter

Plays a gig, and no one shows up, did it ever happen?

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by brothersky on Sep 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s usually discussed amongst players and word gets around the league, but like certain other topics is not something that’s usually discussed with reporters.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Football doesn’t really matter here. Completely different sport and culture

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes different culture

In part, because of the unwritten rules.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the integrity of the game.

Only winning matters. And free base runners for the other team doesn’t help us win.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are always going to be Ocho Cinco’s. There is not much you can do that stop that.

Beaning Fielder would be beyond stupid. Say the pitch really got away and really hurt Fielder. The last think we need is a SP suspended. Or say they retaliate and hurt one of our guys.

For what? Some stupid unwritten rule. No thanks.

Unwritten rules take a back seat to trying to win the playoffs.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the idea that highly paid professionals can only police themselves with the threat of violence to be an extremely strange one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerb.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be green

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but this logic is faulty. Even when you adjust for inflation, professional baseball players were not making ludicrous amounts of money until free agency came around, and behavior of this sort has been going on for decades before then. Pitchers like Bob Gibson used to throw at batters’ heads if they tried to dig in in the box or if they hit a home run at all, much less pimped it or watched it fly away.

And as for pinpoint control, hitting a guy intentionally is pretty difficult if you don’t do it often. Just ask Shawn Estes.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should clarify

I was talking specifically about the unwritten rules regarding sportsmanship, throwing at someone for digging in too much falls more in to competitive advantage. However, if your teammates are being thrown at then it’s your pitcher’s responsibility to retaliate and is part of the chess game that goes on during a game.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so your teammate is being thrown at, so you throw at them to get even?

Doesn’t make sense

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

You don’t throw at them to get even, you throw at them to stop them from throwing at your guys and to let the rest of the league know that you’re willing to stand up for your teammates. While it’s not widely reported on, there are a number of pitchers who refuse to do this and their teammates not only suffer the consequences, but it creates a ton of dissension.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Step 1) They throw at/hit you….

Step 2) You throw at/hit them…

Step 3) They think they are at step one so they do step 2 to you

Step 4) Repeat.

Its stupid. If you want them to stop throwing at you then start making them pay in runs by scoring the guys the hit or walk b/c they are throwing at them.

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because that’s easy. What if it is Bob Gibson out there and you’re having a hell of time just making contact because it’s hard to get comfortable with him throwing at or near your head?

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you think by throwing at his teammates is going to make him stop throwing at yours?

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Usually yes.

In Gibson’s case, maybe not immediately, but eventually.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

or how about

the umpires do their fucking jobs and eject pitchers who are throwing at people.

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by Viliphied on Sep 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn them for not being psychic.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

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by Viliphied on Sep 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you mean control like this?

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTQ4NTg2OTky.html

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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such a fantastic at-bat, even with all the mullet action going on there.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing a hardball into someone's back has little chance of injury?

Then put a 100 mph into Timmy’s. Little risk of anything but a bruise.

by JetSam on Sep 17, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Beaning" a thigh?

mrs. owlcroft screams every time someone says something like that (especially announcers, who—in theory—should know better). It’s called beaning because the ball is thrown at the bean—the head. You cannot “bean” a batter otherwise than by throwing at his head. It’s like referring to a ball thrown at the thighs as “chin music”.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the pathetic whiners who cry about a non-approved celebration while a complete asshole like Wilson is doing strange ancestor rituals to celebrate need to have something far worse than a mere beaning happen to them. Can crybaby Righetti stand in the box during warmups or something. I honestly don’t think teeth knocked in is enough. Oh and Bob Howry was upset. He should be brought back. That’s enough.

by JetSam on Sep 17, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO REALLY JUST CALM DOWN!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

First day here?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

she shows up every once in a while to be a dick about something, then leaves.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

…er he
probably

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is how I want to be remembered…

by capn on Sep 17, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

as

“probably” a guy?

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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Chillax.

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody says chillax anymore.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next you’ll tell me that Twitter is so 2009.

Oh, wait.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check it before you wreck it?

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKJsSPATDLY

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is obviously incorrect.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never been able to finish an episode.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only good one.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

thafuck

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

bugger off

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

:o

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by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming there’s an image here. Does anyone else have problems w/adBlock on firefox blocking certain imagehosts?

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I've noticed.

Mind, I’m not very observant.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Waterson would not be pleased.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my least favorite sports cliches

If you only have an OBP of .300, you’re hardly successful.

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by Sammy Danger on Sep 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best HITTERS fail to get a HIT about 7 out of 10 times. You don’t have to like batting average, but you should understand the terms of the saying. Also, using OBP doesn’t change the fact that even the best still get out more than they get on base. As long as failure is more likely than success, the idea of baseball being a sport of humility is still valid.

by 24 Willie Mays Plaza on Sep 17, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail to get a hit in 7 of 10 attempts, even if you look at OBP, in the non Bonds/Williams category, everyone else fails more than they succeeed, which is not true of any other sport. If a quarterback had a completion percentage of 48%, he would not be a superstar and you would call him Alex Smith not Joe Montana. Basketball players do not miss half of their shots if they are good. As far as cliches go, I’d still say it’s fairly accurate.

And a Shawon Dunston laughs at your assertion of a .300 OBP not being successful, because he did not cheat the game.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It refers to Batting Average.

That’s all that counts, because Real Men® don’t cheat the game, and so no one counts walking as part of the game.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Unwritten rules are stupid. If an asshole like Dallas Braden can make up a nonexistent insult to his personal space and call it an unwritten rule, and then be celebrated for maintaining the tradition of unwritten rules, that’s how you know it’s a load of bullshit.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, risking suspensions in September is stupid.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just as soon not open the door for serious injury to one of our key players over a year-old beef that was settled cleanly and got enough bad press six months ago. If you’re still mad at Prince Fielder, just remember that he’s Prince Fielder and that he will one day be lumped in with Mo Vaughn… and not in a good way.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a very mature and sensible take on it. How the hell did you ever end up here?!

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he will one day be lumped in with Mo Vaughn

BLACK HOLE FORMATION

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel like that was one of the best baseball celebrations ever

It sucks that it happened to us, but it was pretty awesome.

by marcello on Sep 17, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

It was horseshit.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this camp, but I guess I would probably feel differently if I were on the other side.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I came

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 17, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it

I’d call bullshit on it, even if the Giants did it. I’m sure others feel the same.

I guess I can kinda see both sides. Anyone who has played a team sport can see both the fun in it from a Brewers’ perspective, and how it might piss off a team that just incurred a heartbreaking loss.

Ultimately, I far more appreciate unscripted to scripted celebration.

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be embarrassed.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t like it. I don’t really like anything other than maybe a fistpump.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT!

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was bush league

It looked something a college team would do

by Countificus on Sep 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I thought it was pretty funny and clever. And it was last year. I’m so over it.

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I hated that the Giants lost and the clip got replayed a bunch on the sports channels, but I still thought it was kind of funny. I also like that they got the beaning out of the way in spring training, where Zito and Sanchez both hit him, rather than doing it in a meaningful game.

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by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you'd just won the World Series...MAYBE.

But to make that kind of deal out of eliminating someone else when your season is pretty much over…not too classy.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I've never had the sense we ever had quite the sense of rivalry with Milwaukee.

I think Paul Molitor was the last Brewer I feared.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Try to act like you've been there before."

Sound advice to those wishing to avoid looking like silly children.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if you haven't?

HOW COULD YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT??

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the grownups.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pissed at the time

Because, I mean, we lost a 12 inning game while trying to stay in playoff contention.

But the pitcure in this thread made me laugh a little on the inside.

LOTI @ FIELDER

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Mota has more experience hitting Fielder.

by NoWave on Sep 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, MOTA...

WTF ever happened to him?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow, my IT Band

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about we get revenge by hitting a line drive walkoff that hits Prince Fielder’s stomach and shoots off into left field

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOING!

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince annoyed me, but I have a soft spot for the Brewers

You know, just as long as they aren’t playing the Giants. It does seem weird to be playing the Brewers and Cubs at this juncture of the season though.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 17, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory

TWSS

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this series

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you have bad feelings about every series?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be wrong

For the Giants PA to play that as his walk-up music? I know they don’t normally do that for opposing players, but it would seem to be appropriate.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get the organ player to pound it out. That would sound pretty sweet on pipe organ, if you ask me.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There has to be a way to make this in to a reality…

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a coincidence but Hart made the final out in the top of the 2nd and the PA played Sunglasses at Night.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The truth

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking LOL
Like, after throwing Emperor Palpatine down some sort of OSHA-unapproved shaft, we get to have an arbitration hearing with an Ughnaught about a worker’s comp claim.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

In other news. My wife’s father has asked me to be his best man for his wedding (~2 weeks away) I know him well and like him but I don’t really want to do it. But “I” already committed.

So what does a best man do?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

BACHELOR PARTY!

You get to plan the bachelor party! Wouldn’t it be awesome if you were getting a lap dance, and your father-in-law was getting a lap dance at the same time, and you looked over and made eye contact, and you were both like, “Awwwwww, yeah!”? I bet you’re excited now!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Receiving that lap dance from Pat Burrell would be too much.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely disagree

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR PRUSSIAN IS JEALOUS!!
YOUR PRUSSIAN IS JEALOUS!!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how they made three free Willie movies?

Lets just say he is trying to duplicate that with this, his third, marriage.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the point of saying that is that we don’t enjoy the same type of women…

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

given he's your father-in law

that’s probably a good thing…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 17, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s the beginning to your toast right there.

by druncan on Sep 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has a bent dorsal fin?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

He’s going to stuff her into the back of a semi truck and dump her into the ocean?

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should include stories from your honeymoon in your wedding toast.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

bwahahahah

rec’d

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Insert XKCD comic about guy who tells girlfriend’s parents that he licked her nipples.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bachelor party (hookers and blow)!

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the old days...

sit outside and ensure the marriage was consummated.

by diffra on Sep 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been a best man three times (none recent)

and in each case I was directed on the day of the event to hang around the bride’s general preparation area all day before the wedding and do anything she bids done, trivial or substantial.

Is that done anymore, or have tyrannical mothers of the bride usurped all duties on the day?

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In our wedding that was the maid of honor’s job.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get to make a speech, plan the bachelor party, keep the bride and groom separate before the ceremony, and just generally be there for the groom before the wedding. I was the best man a few years ago at my former best friend’s wedding. He wouldn’t let me throw him a bachelor party, so we went out to dinner instead.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I was the best man a few years ago at my former best friend’s wedding."

this is why, even with the distinct aroma of petunias in the air, people get confused.

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 more runs please. thanks in advance giants offense.

by bombs on Sep 17, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum First place!!
10 minutes ago · 76 314 · Comment · Like

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by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 17, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

The other thread is too long, so I’m just going to say it here.

The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.

Damn that feels good.

by Missing Barry on Sep 17, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

like warm butter

by capn on Sep 17, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Is that really Lance Niekro?

by Crusher on Sep 17, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niekro, please

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember this. What happened here?

by Evan on Sep 17, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder crushed Matheny at the plate, I think

Pretty much finished his career. Can’t remember if the play was dirty or not.

by marcello on Sep 17, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

(coughToddGreenecough)

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Man, I don’t even remember Todd Greene.

by marcello on Sep 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/12631946/wid/7279844/

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

From The Chron:
Cory Koskie laced a double into the right-field corner, and Fielder rounded third hard. When Greene caught the relay from Jose Vizcaino, the 260-pound son of Cecil “Big Daddy” Fielder raised his left elbow and hammered Greene on or near the head. Greene collapsed, and as he rolled over he held onto the ball. He then seemed to place the ball on the ground as he threw his glove off so he could hold his face with both hands.

Umpire Tim McClelland had to walk around the writhing Greene, saw the ball on the ground and called Fielder safe for a 3-0 Brewers lead. As Hennessey and Niekro attended to the fallen catcher and disputed the call, Koskie tried to sneak home, but Niekro alerted Hennessey, and the pitcher tagged Koskie for the third out.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of douchey behavior in that play. Fuck the Brewers!

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Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 12:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

If he tried that on Posey he would have destroyed Fielder.

by THEMARD on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He aint’ havin’ it

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my most-hated baseball traditions. Catchers should not block the plate. Runners should not go all Aussie-rules on catchers. Ugh. I would hope Posey is smart enough to take throws out of the baseline and apply the tag to a passing shoulder.

I think I speak for everyone with sharp elbows who’s giving up 100 pounds on a man ready to elbow me at top speed when I say I would get out of the way, fast.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In some situations the catcher should block the plate.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his shin guard, not his body. And even then it’s usually against the rules, umps just don’t call it.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Santana

does not agree.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Fosse

seconds that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he has the ball, it's legal.

Same as any other defensive player.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This rule differs greatly among various organizations

ASA (softball) and NFHS (high-school baseball) do not allow a catcher to block the plate without the ball. Catchers and other fielders are called for obstruction if the get in the way of a runner unless they are in the act of fielding a ball.

MLB, however, has a clause, where they consider a fielder who is waiting for a throw to a base in the act of fielding the ball. So catchers can block the plate without the ball as long as there is an active/on-line throw to the plate. It is a judgment call about if the ball is actually on line, etc. They let a lot go without a call and give a lot of leeway to both the runner and the catcher.

I personally don’t like the MLB rule.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the clause on Obstruction from MLB
OBSTRUCTION is the act of a fielder who, while not in possession of the ball and not in the act of fielding the ball, impedes the progress of any runner.
Rule 2.00 (Obstruction) Comment: If a fielder is about to receive a thrown ball and if the ball is in flight directly toward and near enough to the fielder so he must occupy his position to receive the ball he may be considered "in the act of fielding a ball." It is entirely up to the judgment of the umpire as to whether a fielder is in the act of fielding a ball. After a fielder has made an attempt to field a ball and missed, he can no longer be in the "act of fielding" the ball. For example: If an infielder dives at a ground ball and the ball passes him and he continues to lie on the ground and delays the progress of the runner, he very likely has obstructed the runner.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of.

See this discussion at baseball-rules.com.

Note that Rule 7.06(b) expressly states that—

The catcher, without the ball in his possession, has no right to block the pathway of the runner attempting to score. The base line belongs to the runner and the catcher should be there only when he is fielding the ball or when he already has the ball in his hand.
Thus, the statement that “if he has the ball, it’s legal” is exactly correct, but the reality is that few if any umpires will ever call obstruction on a catcher who does not yet have the ball blocking the path to home plate, and many catchers set up well before receiving the ball.


It’s a bit complicated, and the discussion linked above will help.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Catchers should indeed block the plate. What’s next, should they switch to a foam ball so that no one ever gets hurt? Is there a risk of injury when they do that? Yes. Should you plow over someone in the All-Star game? No. Is there a proper way to block the plate? Yes

Should runners try to run a catcher over when the throw beats them there? Absolutely, and The Machine agrees.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No roughing the passer!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t say much.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should you plow over someone in the All-Star game?

If it’s Fosse, yes.

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't really like him as an announcer

But that shit was Bush League, and one of the many reasons why he isn’t in the Hall, because even though he belongs, he’s such an insufferable asshole that no one within the game will ever fight for him to be there.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll probably feel quite different about this

if Posey is ever seriously injured on a play where the runner tries to bowl him over.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

that any player who throws an elbow at a catcher’s head (like Fielder did there) should:
1) Be automatically out
2) Be ejected from the game immediately
3) Be suspended for a week+
4) Be fined heavily.

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by Viliphied on Sep 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who took this picture? God?

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by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A young Buster Posey

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, yes.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep playing good baseball

Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball
Just keep playing good baseball

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

If you propeller wildly while repeating this,

it’d be kinda like the San Francisco version of chanting and turning a prayer wheel. Especially on Orange Friday.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season series with the Brewers so far:

4 wins, 0 losses, 36 Runs Scored, 7 Runs Allowed

Let’s keep it up.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "sustainable"

BESTIAL ANUS

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you just see that or did you have to work at it?

by capn on Sep 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T WANNA KNOW HOW THE MAGIC WORKS!

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a top-flight Scrabble player, he is definitely creating these on his own.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 12:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Actually

I use a program called Anagram Genius to make most of these. I’m really not that great a raw anagrammer.

And I am strictly a mid-level competitive Scrabble player. I’m not playing the Wiegands, Cappellettos or GI Joel’s of the world.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

That’s still pretty damn awesome though. I love these anagrams.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 1:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Modestly played, sir.

But the very fact that you play competitively at all makes you, compared to essentially all of us, pretty fuckin’ elite.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants just need to win tonight. With Mad Bum going, I like their chances. Worry about tomorrow after tonight’s game.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

"This is ‘murica"

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by iHateBochy on Sep 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was hilarious too...

minus the whole “Walk off home run against the Giants” thing.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

tragedy + time = comedy

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I am happy that its not a common place n baseball.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

i enjoyed it because of its novelty.

i certainly don’t want to see stupid shit like TD end-zone dances in baseball.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think teams

can do whatever the hell they want after a walk off … or K… or HR… or whatever.

As long as they don’t hit walk offs (or HRs, or strikeout) any Giants in the first place.

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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny and bush league at the same time. So, really, it was bunny league.

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by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLL

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would totally watch Bunny League Baseball in the offseason.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like the Lingerie Football League?

(NSFWishness obvious by the name, I hope; watch out for the autoplay video, too.)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know...

The concept properly sounded a lot better in theory…but I caught a bit of it last year and players are wearing pads and helmets which in essence ruins the point of the whole thing…probably better to change it into flag football or something

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHUR’Z MAH TICKLE AN’ SLAP?!?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that, it was cool cuz I hadn’t really seen anything like it

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by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winz please

Tonight is my last game. Tomorrow I leave for the dreaded land of Boregon, for school. WIN.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s actually a town called Boring, OR.

QED

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Least surprising fact ever.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back to Oregon =P

As someone who currently lives here… I don’t feel bad for you, because I’m stuck here year round.
Damnit I want to live where there are people.

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by Orodawg on Sep 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in Oregon?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poogene. UO.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugene ain't bad

my old roommate just moved up there.

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by Viliphied on Sep 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just not a fan

I’ve lived in SF my entire life

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco's problem . . .

. . . is that it is in California.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then live in Seattle

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ambiance (Sp?) really reminded me of SF

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by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ambience"

Yes, I think there are a lot of similarities. I’ve only been there once, briefly, but we had visiting relatives so “did” the usual tourist things. If the weather were nicer, and I weren’t long since fed up with urban living, it’d be a good candidate. Heck, even with the weather, it’s a very good choice for those who like the urban lifestyle.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was only there briefly

but I really enjoyed it

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by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too dank.

We live in the sunny rural eastern area of Washington state, where the strip west of the Cascades is commonly spoken of as “the rainyside”. People in rural areas aren’t noticeably better or worse than those in urban areas, but there are a lot fewer of them on the ground. Our nearest neighbor is well over a mile off, and the next nearest probably two or three miles. (Yet facilities from fire-fighting to an emergency room are only 10 minutes away.) We like it.

Also, no income tax. Zero. And a sales tax still a hair lower than California’s. And a state government consistently rated among or as the best in the nation. Yes, we like it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds nice

I don’t think I could live in such a rural area, but I understand the appeal.

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by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Property tax?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE PROPERTY TAX!

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it’s not bad. About in the middle of the pack in terms of % of home value.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco treat property tax like a gambling addict treats a credit line.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reasonable.

There are controls on it, so it can’t just be raised at whim; I’m not sure if they equate to Prop. 13, but something of the sort. Curiously, we are in a little pocket where property values are steady or even slightly increasing. (Which, as it happens, I wish they weren’t, but tax is still not a major issue.)

Washington has a resident tax nut who periodically gets up a referendum to lower or control this or that; when the case is good (as with the extortionate auto registraion fees, which used to be in the high three-digit range), they pass; when they’re just whacko, they fail. It seems a good system.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

University of Oregon?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Is this your first year there?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, fourth.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, i see.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon's a really beautiful state, actually.

Only boring if rain makes you sluggish

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of great hiking in Oregon. The rest of Oregon pretty much sucked.

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fielder celebration made me chuckle then, makes me chuckle now.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d feel better about it if it came from somebody who didn’t have somewhat of a history of being an unprofessional, hotheaded prick. I can’t endorse it in good conscience.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 17, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

is wrong

He doesn’t have a history of being unprofessional or a prick.

by JetSam on Sep 17, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard a lot of issues with him

But he does seem pretty short tempered, and has tried to go after players after the game:

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/Brewers-Slugger-Mifted-At-Dodger-Pitcher-52539607.html

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we really gonna hold his attempted Dodger ass-kicking against him? I mean really, isn’t that enough to at least beatify him and put him on the path to sainthood?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fair point

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried to go after Sanchez once last season too, didn’t he? Or at least thought about it in a public way.

He’s shown on more than one occasion that he’s not above going out looking for a fight. Also, there’s untucking your jersey during blowouts, the walkoff deal… He’s done little to endear himself to the public as a person, from what I can tell.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

id like to see him fight barry bonds. fat v muscle

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're Obviously Blinded By Your Pro-Fat-Vegetarian Bias

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think can only kind of remember one instance of him being any of those things.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being from Milwaukee, I hate the Brewers. Prince Fielder is fat, Ryan Braun is the biggest douche/bro ever, and Corey Hart is the ugliest player in the MLB. Atleast it’s on TV…and I would totally trade Cain/Sanchez for any one of them.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Sep 17, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Braun is the biggest douche/bro ever

Brian Wilson?

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Brian Wilson weren’t a Giant, wouldn’t he easily be all of our most hated player?

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

I’m not sure I’m familiar with any other player claiming to be a Ninja, but I would be an instant fan of anyone else who did. Also, anyone who claims to have been for “having too much awesome on my feet,” is pretty awesome in my book.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

fail

*fined

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

you the whole word.

by diffra on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, because he’s funny.

by dprodigy19 on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart is the ugliest player in the MLB

I’m not saying he’s not ugly — I mean, he could substitute for the Geico cavemen without prosthetics — but have you ever looked at Ronald Belisario’s face? It looks like a pineapple that’s been set on fire.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

not even in the same area code as Hart and Belisario w/r/t ugly

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

Loney

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

goofy

but not ugly.

PLEASE don’t put me in a position to defend Dodgers. It hurts my soul-meat.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

did Julian Tavarez retire while I wasn’t paying attention?

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

he’d be right up there w/ RB in the “dudes who look like they’ve been set on fire” part of the competition

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still take Jay Gibbon as the Champion

v.

I mean don’t get me wrong the first two are no prize but Jay is the winner

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

y'know

you make a pretty compelling argument here.

I think the takeaway is that all Dodgers are fucking repugnant-looking

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How did you leave Padilla out of this?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH DEAR CHRIST THAT CHIN

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by Viliphied on Sep 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vicente Padilla

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

retch'd

i mean, rec’d

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mentioned in Ball Four

if I remember properly.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not considered ugly on HIS planet

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, on his planet he's considered handsome?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

VICENTE PADILLA

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erubiel Durazo

He looks a little like “Sloth” from The Goonies.

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Sep 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Ruth?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go look at Tom Gorzelanny.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pineapple that’s been set on fire

Laughing out loud, seriously.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm here all week!

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

…the late show gets a little blue.

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better now that the meds are dialed in though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

VINCENTE PADILLA

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's all remember back

when people thought about trading for Corey Hart…

1st Half: 21 Homers 65 Rbis .288/.349/.569 28 BBs 70 Ks

2nd Half: 7 Homers 26 RBIs .265/.315/.475 12 BBs 53 Ks

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

that second set of numbers looks an awful lot like his career line… shocking.

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by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

I never did understand all the fuss being made at the time.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Bautista on the other hand

1st half: 24 Hr 56 Rbis 54 BBs 68 Ks .237/.361/.543
2nd half: 23 Hr 55 Rbis 39 BBs 38 Ks .300/.412/.715 (in 116 less PAs!)

Overall: 6.3 oWar

But apparently a huge clank in the field

-1.6 dWar
-9.5 UZR (although he had pretty good UZR for the past two years: 13.5 and 6.5)

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, dude is having an absolutely insane season.

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by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

went from 13.5 to 6.5 to -9.5 ???

that’s a huge drop-off. he sure is aging badly

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or it’s just a blip on the radar (or he bulked up a lot before this season and isn’t as mobile)

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by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or wonky UZR or maybe cuz hes played 3b which he is not good at at all

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by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasnt even in the HR derby, was he? even an all-star?

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. it seemed like alot of really good players got All-Star snubs. Votto almost didn’t even make it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

RETARDED

AS game is.

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to give the “winning” team home-field, with the way they manage the game? rediculous

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hasn’t ever put up numbers like this so I wouldn’t trade off Sanchey for what might just be a fluke year. besides, the entire BJs team hits a ton of HRs, I doubt he’d have close to 47 if in SF

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His BABIP is .240

I still don’t know if that’s good or bad…

Anyways…it’s a hard choice…a guy who came out of nowhere or a pitcher who has the stuff but inconsistent…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he may be on the path to consistency. he didnt have his best stuff, walked 7, and still didnt give up a run… is that the sanchez we know? i think his kid is getting a handle right before our eyes.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

that’s what’s to gauge:

Is Bautista going to be a perennial 35-40 homer .265/.380/.575+ guy or will he be his career .244/.342/.448 self who hit 59 homers in his career before this year…

Is Sanchez gaining consistency and become a no.1 type guy with high SOs or is he going to be up and down like he has been…

Tough call

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still take Sanchez any day. Bautistas stock is high right now, but i wouldn’t trade Sanchez for him this offseason. You’ve gotta have consistent numbers two years in a row before I’d trade a guy of Sanchez caliber (by that, I mean his raw stuff).

Sanchez hasn’t been this consistent, well, ever. 5 straight starts with such a low ERA? hopefully he’s turning that corner. The “old” sanchez would have fallen apart after 7 walks, or after that error in the 1st last night. Seems like he’s got his concentration down, but time will tell

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be like a Carlos Quentin

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart is the ugliest player in the MLB.

I guess the retirement of Julian Tavarez does put that belt up for grabs. But Vicente Padilla is still around, and has a pretty strong argument.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT MiLA!!!!!!!!!

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Jovovich?

I’d hit it.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I looked at the schedule at the beginning of the season...

…I really dreaded these games against the Brau and the Cubbies. I changed my mind.

by capn on Sep 17, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

So....

Do I trust Arian Foster or Rashard Mendenhal this week?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Tough call, but I'd probably go Foster

I’d expect Tennessee’s defense to be a bit more stout in their own yard.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Foster/Boldin

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indy has a weak rush defense, and it’s a PPR league, Bradshaw has appeal.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Sep 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes but I like Flacco to go off this weekend and Boldin should be his main beneficiary

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, the Bengals have a nice pass D.

I felt bad enough sitting him last week…(good thing I had Foster). I guess I’ll play him, my other WR’s are R. White, and B. Marshall.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Sep 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm completely clueless on flex stuff - my league's never done that

But off the cuff I’d say Foster and Boldin.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which two of these should I start:

Ray Rice
DeAngelo Williams
Rashard Mendenhall
Knowshown Moreno
Brandon Jacobs

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

REC'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Also, that bed looks really comfortable.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

sadly

PLZ POST BETTER PIC SO WE CAN MOCK YOUR DVD COLLECTION.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

THOSE ARE BOOKS

AND NOT MY BED

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

UR BED DAWG

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 17, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Your girlfriend needs a hair cut.
But she looks like Huff, which is kinda hot.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

These are not my beautiful DVDs!
This is not my comfy bed!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holleeee crap

Rec’d

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

That’s an awesome dog

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to tell from this angle…but is that dog wearing a red thong?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF? Eat your pancreas?

LOL

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now my dog is staring at this.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit, I shouldn’t LOL at work

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 17, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

IRL LOL

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

classy

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they banned

the prostitution stuff on craigslist.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stay classy Berkley.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might email them and say “I need your pic before I send mine”

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do it, then post their picture on here.

If they’re lucky, they can become an MCC meme!!!

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should send them a fake photos, tell them you won’t be able to make it until late, have them leave tickets at will call, enjoy the game.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck my email bounced back. The ad was flagged and removed

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged

Their mods are pros.

What did it say?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bascially.

WE ARE A GROUP OF HORNY UGLY DUDES FROM CAL WHO CAN’T GET CHICKS AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME CHICKS WITH US AT GAME FREE TIXS AND RUFFIES, I MEAN BEER. EMAIL ME AND WE WILL CHOOSE THE BEST ONES!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This posting has been flagged for removal

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

green

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 17, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hallelujah

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy First Place Friday Everyone!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 17, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

epic headline is epic

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boom babba boom babba boom.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: 10/30 Rally to Restore Sanity/ March To Keep Fear Alive

Finally a rally/march in D.C. that isn’t going to piss me off!

by DFARowand on Sep 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe I’ll go.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going.

And its halloween weekend

by DFARowand on Sep 17, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I might not be able to. I always forget.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you going from?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's gonna be awesome.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not planning to attend:

Phony LaRussa y Albert PooHoles

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’ll be apolitical. And I’m doubting the Cards will still be playing baseball that day. So there’s no reason LaRussa and Pujols shouldn’t show up.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You kidding me? If that right wing lunatic Colbert is involved, it will be political.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I refuse to fall in the sarchasm

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN'T WAIT TO...tone it down a notch?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need I point out that reason is one letter away from ‘treason’?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep fear alive...keep it alive!

Book your hotel rooms now or else your kids will turn gay

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in DC for college anyways, so I’ll be there.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 17, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Villanueva

Is probably done as a Brewer. He spent a large part of this season demoted down to AAA Nashville. Prior to this year he was one of the best, WAR-wise, among set up/long relievers over the past 3 seasons combined.

His problem is that his stuff is middling at best. Average across the board with the exception of his change up. He gets through the order once and the next time around batters tee off on him.

I wouldnt worry too much about having lost out on him.

by backtocali on Sep 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

He gets through the order once and the next time around batters tee off on him.

But as a reliever, this really should never matter. I realize that he has his fair share or starts, but he’s overwhelmingly used in a role where he never has to see a batter twice in a game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Internet Browser advice

Firefox 4 Beta v. IE 9 Beta v. Chrome 6 Beta

Experiences? Suggestion? Recommendations?

I used to love Firefox but the memory issues are awful…Chrome and Flash don’t get along and IE is well IE

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Chrome has been fantastic for me

had lots of memory leak issues with FF as well, and Chrome seems to run lighter and more stable by far.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

it depends!

I love chrome myself, but I would.

Firefox and ie6 do way better with speed with the newfangled html versions.

Chrome has lots of awesome baseball plugins.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are some of the plugins?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! Looks good

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just downloaded!
Thanks! Can’t believe I didn’t know this before.

by Citizen Cain on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heartily endorse this one – I use it almost every day.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome guy here

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

Chrome is much, much better with flash these days.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing a lot of Chrome love

As someone whose pretty much always been a Firefox guys can you tell me why Chrome is so much better ?

(I have a macbook)

by DFARowand on Sep 17, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know that it’s better, actually. I like Firefox a lot, and on my old crappy work Lenovo it actually works much better. if you’re comfortable with Firefox, I don’t think there’s any need to switch.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this depend on the OS?

I run Linux and don’t see any performance issues. Maybe Windoze-only problems?

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My experience w/Chrome

Chrome:

Benefits:
Minimal taskbar/address bar look
Built in Google tools (i.e. Gmail plug in, Google Translation (which I use a lot).)
Pretty stable

Drawbacks:
Flash crashes (very very annoying)
No auto updates

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

so long as you aren’t using safari, you can’t really go wrong.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

I’m on the bleeding edge Chrome version, and I haven’t had a flash crash in months

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

6.0.472.59

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey me too!

high-five

Flash been stable here for long time as well.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real bleeding edge is

7.0.517.8, no flash problems there either..,

by revdmv on Sep 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome kills FF at this point. I just downloaded IE9 and it works pretty well; the HTML5 support is cool too

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t tried FF4 beta. I’m using the latest stable Chrome

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Chrome is pretty awesome and I haven’t had too many issues with Flash. I’ve heard mixed reviews on IE9 and Firefox is great for a lot of web-based business applications, because the security is slightly better and does a better of job of dealing with sites security certificates IMO.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

People really love her book club.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But really, Opera is great. It’s fast and has a lot of built-in features that normally would require extensions in other browsers.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, sometimes there will be fabulous prizes under your seat!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to try Chrome and FF4

No IE 9…no XP support…very very bad choice Microsoft

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

firefox memory leak has been sovled

so long as youre using windows
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/11922/
if your goal is to have the best internet browsing experience use chrome
if you want to do some crazy as shit firefox is better. foxyproxy, download helper, and no script are incredible

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't work for me...

I stopped using FF when it got up to 800K in memory after 20 minutes of usage…

Hopefully FF 4 will be better but it’s not compatible with a bunch of the plugins from FF 3.6 …we’ll see

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I used to use Firefox

And it seemed to becoming more of a usage hog over time. As a point of comparison, I’ve had Chrome running all day – have four “tabs” open, including one streaming video…and usage is about 335k.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope FF truly figures it out

The whole it’s because of the plugins is getting old (sound like Microsoft)…FF 3.5 was great…FF 3.6 not so much…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am appreciative of all these comments… I really, really like FireFox and I’m definitely warming up to Chrome… FireFox is just making my computer go nuts sometimes (Quad Core but an open game day thread and MLB.tv makes my fan lose its shit) and I’d prefer that didn’t happen. I guess I just need to get used to Chrome a bit more. I do like using the address bar as a google search bar, though.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are some mods you can do to add that feature to the firefox address bar. Idk. theres nothing technically wrong with google chrome but it lacks to soul that firefox has.

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My impressions of the various browser emotions:

FireFox: FUCK YEAH I CAN DO THAT.
Chrome: Oh yeah. I can do whatever, man. When I feel like it.
IE: I really, really want to help you. Can you just tell me what it is that you want me to do again? I forgot. No, no, I’ll write it down this time so I’ll remember. Trust me.
Safari: Hi, I’m a Mac. If I crash it must be something you’re doing wrong.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Reminds me of a video comparing them (before Chrome came along).

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the resource issue is a bitch on Mac. And it takes a lot to tax my laptop. I use FF sparingly – usually only if Chrome can’t handle a website I’m trying to use.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All 3

Use each one for different things.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHROME CHROME CHROME

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

CHEETAH

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

y los motherfuckers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS
latimes
  
Breaking: Torre out, Mattingly in as Dodgers manager

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy pwns Mattingly

by TBRMKane on Sep 17, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

total fucking pwnage.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind having Torre as manager

Though, interestingly, Torre’s weakness is Bochy’s main strength – he sucks with bullpens.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rec'd

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that...

who’s the Giant’s pitcher? Wilson?

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says in the caption.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also says on his face

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you not tell?

by TBRMKane on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I live in Orange County...

I don’t get Giants coverage :(

Also I’m used to a different Bumgarner fact…the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF face

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the most normal face MadBum has ever made.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the happiest

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s happiest when he’s batting.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

On his horse

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headline sounds like a Burrell & Huff couples weekend.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Pulsating!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's chapter five!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanson's looks the funniest

Latos’ looks like the bitch of the group.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanson is a dead-ringer for Clemens in that pic

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone at MLB.com decided to have some fun with a thesaurus.

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by rhys on Sep 17, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI EARLY POST!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

After the Dodgers were in town, here come the Brewers. Like, after throwing Emperor Palpatine down some sort of OSHA-unapproved shaft, we get to have an arbitration hearing with an Ughnaught about a worker’s comp claim.

I admit, I had to google Ughnaught. Seriously , how the fuck do you come up with analogies like these?

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by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't know about Ughnaughts,

Our educational system is going to shit.

I suppose you don’t know about Orions raiding the Coridan system for dilithium either…

Don’t they teach kids anything anymore?

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by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam Outer Rim Educational System!

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Alfonzo

Man, what the heck happened? Alfonzo the NY Met was one of the best second baseman in the league, and then poof he makes Neifi Perez look like a decent hitter. Well, not really, but that’s what it felt like.

Oh, and hey – did you guys know we’re in first place now? By half a game! I know, kind of out of the blue, right?! Maybe we’re in this thing!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 17, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

injury?

his WAR hovered between 5 and 7 most years (with a 1 and a 2.6 mixed in there), but he never got above 2WAR after signing with the Giants in ’02.

Certainly makes you wonder.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back issues. Those never really go away.

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dimly remember hearing about that being an issue.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stiff, upright stance seemed to magnify the bad back’s effects.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of out of the blue, right?!

Wrong. You mean “Blue is out of it.”

LOL Dodgers!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tonight. I expect greatness

by JonDowd on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/lurking

I’ll be there too. Can’t wait!

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by KyrieEleison on Sep 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the 80’s?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A misspelling

The apostrophe goes on the side where the contraction happens: ’80s

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

boom

roasted

welcome, fellow pedant

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, wcw,

but I’m on delorean’s side here, and so is my trusty Warriner’s English Grammar, and so is the Holt Handbook. When numbers or letters or words as words are pluralized, they general take an apostrophe, not to show contraction but to avoid confusion.

I’m at school, not at home, so I don’t have the Gardner’s Usage at hand, but I’ll check it when I get home.

And we could always summon owlcroft by shining the owl beacon on the clouds, but I think he’d agree. Nobody likes roasted delorean. Most prefer him stir fried.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

no, wcw is absolutely right in this case. My welcome was an earnest one.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s “generally” . . . sorry, another goddam class is coming in and I’m a little hurried.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually did not know this was a rule, but I should’ve known. I am now reconsidering my preferred profession of writer.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you understand the basics of punctuation, there aren’t a lot of hard rules in grammar. Just a lot of common sense.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

For all the foofaraw about the “complexities” of English grammar, it is surprisingly regular—it is the occasional exception that gets the spotlight. Consider that English has only four lively cases (there is a moribund fifth, the instrumental), two of which, the accusative and the dative, are alike in appearance, and then think of Finnish with—depending on who is counting and how—about 17 cases. (Despite which Finns have no trouble expressing themselves in their native tongue.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't need grammar to be a great writer

It just helps a lot of decent writers

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A knowledge of grammar . . .

. . . may reasonably be taken as a proxy for one’s general feel for the language—what one might call one’s ’ear" for good English. Good writing is rarely if ever done in bad grammar, but bad grammar permeates bad writing.

“I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.”
    —Benjamin Disraeli, while correcting proofs of his last Parliamentary speech

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t give a damn for any man who can only spell a word one way.”
— Mark Twain

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hypocrite.

Twain was very careful about style and grammar. Look up his denunciations of James Fenimore Cooper (more at his writing, but even so).

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was absolutely a champion for a healthy knowledge and respect for the rules. But clearly not in the sense of mindless adherence. As I mention below, a nuanced knowledge of the rules allows for the purposeful fracturing of those rules.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To repeat myself, there really isn’t much in the way of actual rules. You have a lot of tools. Punctuation is just one tool. You wouldn’t use a period in the middle of a sentence, just like you wouldn’t use a hammer to spread concrete. Know what the tools do, and what they can do, and you can do great things with them. Don’t have a nuanced knowledge of the “rules”. Have a thorough understanding of the tools.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general I agree. But you can’t just know the hammer. You also have to know how to swing it.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But at least you won’t try swinging it in an attempt to smooth concrete.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this analogy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, there is a distinction to be drawn between great writing and correct writing. A great writer manipulates language, grammar and even spelling to paint the desired picture. Though in my opinion, knowing the rules helps you break them with precision and intent.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

True but misleading.

The occasional James Joyce is a phenomenon largely irrelevant to the great mass of literate, masterly writers, who know and use the tongue with a nice regard for its conventions—assuming, as they do, that their readers are likewise equipped with such a regard and the consequent understandings. Language is a form of communication, and the more exact and diverse one’s knowledge of its conventions, the more exact and diverse is the degree of communication possible (and, manifestly, vice-versa).

Writing in exact accordance with the conventions of the tongue does not, indeed cannot, make one a great writer; but writing to some degree out of accordance with those conventions makes it more difficult—in proportion to that lack of accordance—to achieve greatness, or even tolerableness.

It is my belief, founded on considerable experience, that the extent to which a given person downplays the significance of knowing English grammar, style, and idiom is the extent to which that person is lacking in those skills, not a novel concept.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, no, he wouldn't.

For confirmation, The Chicago (14th) at 8.40, “Centuries and Decades”:

Decades may be either spelled out or expressed in numerals with apostrophes.
.
      the ’80s and ’90s
.

Note that no apostrophe is needed between the year and the s.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no confusion at stake when numbers have an s at the end, so no apostrophe is ever necessary to avoid confusion. Just letters. Like A’s. Without the apostrophe, it’s just as.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The modern rule . . .

. . . is to never use apostrophes in pluralization unless it is absolutely necessary to avoid confusion or difficulty (as in “mind your p’s and q’s”); usually that will be single-letter forms ((“All the Type O’s report to the bloodmobile next.”)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right, owlcroft, about it being the "modern" rule,

and I am clearly a victim of my own “age,” though I mean it in the sense of “era.”

You’ve quoted Garner before, and I esteem his judgments in most American usage issues. So I quote from page 460 of the 1998 edition.

“Decades. As late as the 1970s [when gallo got his MA in English], editors regularly changed 1970s to 1970’s. Today, however, the tendency is to omit the apostrophe.” The same point is made on page 186 regarding “dates.”

But various style manuals disagree here. I made my judgment (which I admit is “wrong” in the sense of “outdated”) based on my New Yorker allegiance and my age. Sometimes it pleases me to engage in bad behaviour of many sorts.

Thank you all for the discussion. I reckon I’ll change my practice in this regard. But I shan’t ever embrace the DH, nor shall I abandon the PN.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO ONE embraces the DH.

At least plastic grass is now mostly gone. But they’ve brought in inter-league play. No wonder Superman’s battle was “never-ending”.

I generally like Garner, but I quote him commonly chiefly because he is the most recent of the major authorities. My own preference is Wilson Follett, author of Modern American Usage (I reckon the title of Garner’s work to be an homage to Follett). Follett’s book was completed after his death by Jacques Barzun, who was well in tune with Follett’s style and beliefs; that was in, I believe, 1963 or so. Follett remarks that the apostrophe is used “to make plurals for special occasions”, and cites “the 1920’s” as an example. But he then goes on to note that “in recent years the stylebooks of certain editors and publishers have tended to enforce ‘the 1920s’, ‘the three Rs’, and even ‘the Montgomerys’.” So it looks like the transition began somewhere after the war (to the sprats hereabout, that phrase unequivocally means World War II) and picked up momentum through the latter half of the last century.

My own feeling is that the look is cleaner without, save those instances where comprehension is lessened by the absence. Of the examples Follett set out, I would always use ’the 1920s" and be torn over “the three Rs”; the issue of describing a collection of several members of the Montgomery family puzzles me, inasmuch as using an apostrophe makes it look like the genitive rather than a plural.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question about Torres

Baggs said in his Blog last night <<Torres, by the way, is walking around like the bundle of energy he always is. I can’t believe the guy had his appendix out Sunday. He’s in tremendous shape and that should help to speed his recovery.>>

Is Torres expected to return this season / post season ?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the best case is that he’s back for the San Diego series. I want to be optimistic and say that if the Giants do indeed make the playoffs, he’ll be back.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, he's expected to be back

normal recovery for the procedure is about 14 days. you don’t want to rush it, because there’s a risk of hernia.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be about 10/3, no?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he had it out on the 12th or something, so maybe a little sooner than that.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Question:

Why isn’t he placed on the 15 day DL?
That wouldn’t apply this late in the season?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no need to. roster’s set

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably no need to

rosters are expanded already, plus there’s a (slim) chance he could be available sooner than 15 days.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And,

No chance we will see DeRosa back reg / post season?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not THIS year ever

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

find all six Balls and wish for it

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

7

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

herp derp how does I Dragon Ball

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if you would know

But thought there’s enough lawyers around here maybe you’re a doctor or something, but if Torres is in exceptional physical condition—which he is—is there a chance he could recover quicker and play sooner without risking a hernia? Also, is there a way for Dr’s to check?

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know of a way doctors can check for a hernia.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

video or ......

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

even with laproscopy, you have to go in through the abdominal wall. If you exert yourself too much too soon, you’ll herniate. Torres’ excellent physical condition will almost certainly help in in his recovery, but it’ll still probably be 2 weeks minimum before he can go all out.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was impressive medical knowledge. Do you write scripts?

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

no, just played nursemaid to an athlete wife with a rupture appendixices

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope she is feeling better :-)

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah!

this was a few years ago. but thanks for your concern!

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

multiple? the appendix is not a paired organ in the ordinary human.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah it was just the one

i just find “appendix” to be an amusing word.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar to pencildicks but larger

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the plural form . . .

. . . is traditionally appendices, though appendixes will pass muster in some quarters.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Dibble

says “Suck it up and play Torres”

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

…from his couch.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ultimately in my mind most things end up back at Animal House :-)

Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don’t screw around, they’re serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I’m pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
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by Talkin_Base_Ball on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . .

. . . would they not routinely—since the opening is already made—insert the mesh normally used in hernia repairs? So that any potential hernia is, so to speak, already repaired?

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't comment on that

IANAD, thank god.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mesh would probably not be used in connection with appendicitis

there is an increased risk of infection with mesh. Besides, the muscle is generally not weakened as it often is in hernias.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense . . .

. . . but does it not also vitiate the idea of an above-average post-appendectomy hernia risk? (Which, I believe—climbing these thread tracks is a mess—was what the original expressed concern was.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sticking w/ my original prediction:

He’ll be back in Chicago or Colorado at the latest.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet we don’t see him until the postseason unless the season is on the line

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait

for extra mound visits by Mattingly in 2011!

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

if he did that twice… that would be epic

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: 5 Best Peanut Butter

I know it’s not a hot topic around here but it’s Friday

BEST CRUNCHY: Tie between Jif Extra Crunchy and Skippy Super Chunk

BEST CREAMY: Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter

BEST NATURAL CRUNCHY: Krema Natural Crunchy Peanut Butter

BEST NATURAL CREAMY: Adams 100% Natural Creamy Peanut Butter

Source

Personally, Traders’ Joe PB is the best.

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Krema is made where I live!

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by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/GRABS CROTCH!!!

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by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it smooth and not rough.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you don’t like it chuncky

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t go to the Folsom St Fair, then.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Jif and Skippy shit is fucking foul

gotta be natural, non-hydrogenated for me

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.krema.com/prodinfo.asp?number=PBCRU1

It’s good stuff, and the factory is just down the street from my apartment.

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by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the correct answer. If it doesn’t have to be stirred, I ain’t having it.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it has to be stirred, I’m grossed out.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but peanuts are now verboten in schools due to allergies

So you really need the best non-Peanut butters.

We are fans of the old standby Sun Butter, but I am open to ideas.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegemite!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwww. Slathered that on some toast my first day in Australia. Looks like apple butter. Tastes NOTHING LIKE apple butter. Ugh.

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that shit is VILE

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bottom 5 yeast product

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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s almond butters are great

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Nutella

but the chocolate gets to me after a few bites

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds good. I like almonds a lot.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are, I’m also a big fan of the Justin’s almond (and peanut) butters. They are a staple of my backpacking meals since they come in individual serving packages.

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by j14 on Sep 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, us too.

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

apple butter

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a little place out in Chicago Park (up 80 near Grass Valley/Nevada City) with the best apple butter ever.

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell the difference between brands. I like to eat crunchy more but I don’t buy it because it’s not worth the hassle.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, wherein lies the hassle with peanut butter

i feel like I missed something

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spreading chunky peanut butter is annoying. I can’t be bothered by it.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skippy Super Chunk is the best. You can feel the gritty sugar in the Jif. And also, it’s called Jif. That’s a stupid name.

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Skippy a superior name?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it out loud. “Skippy.” It’s fun!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This stuff:

The chocolate is very good, for an actual diet peanut butter.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

URL fail.

Better ’N Peanut Butter.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that. Ick.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the soy stuff?

i’ve tried that before, I think, and was unimpressed.

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not soy. Extremely reduced fat PB. It might be more for those of us old and diabetic who have to keep weight off.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home version

My wife is on a low-fat kick so she buy TJ Peanut Butter and the dump out all of the oil when it separates…try spreading that…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

that is made of fail

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda of used to it

Wife does it to just about everything…Pizza, Beef Stew, Spaghetti…you can used to it after awhile…it’s like drinking non-fat milk

Wife’s low-sodium kick is way worse

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just meant the mechanics of spreading the non-oiled PB.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

that’s pretty tough…pretty much eat it with a spoon and then a cracker chaser

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have to give that a go. When you try not to eat much fat, pretty much everything tastes good.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

I love fat. How could you consciously try to avoid something so yummy?

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get up every hour on the hour all night for a month to pee

Find out your blood sugar is pushing 400, lose 70 pounds. Avoiding fat sort of follows this process naturally.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek

If there’s a good reason. You probably still want some fish fat in your diet, though.

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah

The wife keeps us in fish oil.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you...

Fat is actually easy to cut out..sodium on the other hand…is a bitch

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

It’s in freaking everything.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Salt. Close enough.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

try eliminating soy from your diet… sheeesh…

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

low-fat diets are hella '90s anyway

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm….. carbs

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could never do Atkins

Being AZN…I love rice and noodles too much…how do you eat Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Thai food without rice?

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much in this boat

I don’t eat that many sweets, but avoiding the noodles/pasta is a lost cause.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

don’t think i’ve tried that one.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s almond butter ftw!

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT?

For some reason I read this as “Favorite Peanuts Character” and had already come up with Schroeder. Cool, calm and always the voice of reason. Adult Schroeder is probably in a band, and is the type of guy you go to for advice over a cold beer.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT within an OT: Love it

Schroeder would just talk your ear off about Beethoven…

Snoopy is number one by a mile, Linus is two…that’s it.

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT within an OT? I bet that’s never happened before!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIGPEN 4EVER

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and Janis

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Charlie Brown because of his Charlie Browness.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: (OT within an OT within an OT!!!)

Anyone ever eaten at Charlie Browns…I’ve always been curious about that place…like Nations

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the place that was in Emeryville?

it closed up after its namesake died.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Brown's was similar to Black Angus

That’s ANGUs, wiseguys…

With a “g”

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charred animal flesh > vegetarian food

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction:

Charred animal flesh <<< food

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiner.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you meant “Good grief”

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RERUN!!!

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot running to perpendicular an ot

least favorite peanuts character: Rerun
dood seems like a hipster douche

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now my favorite Peanuts character is #5.

by non sequitur on Sep 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of those brand name PB’s are fulla crap like high fructose corn syrup, or other sugars, and partially hydrogenated yaya oil… Make sure ya read the labels!

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Dude,

the preferred nomenclature is corn sugar.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still on my high from last night.

This is where contenders prove they deserve to play in the postseason. Beating teams they should especially at home. We control our own destiny this year which feels great. Go Giants, bring home the west.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m somewhere between over the moon that we’re in first place, and terrified that it won’t stay that way. I suspect I won’t feel relieved about any of it until the last out, and I probably won’t believe that the Giants have won the WS right away, either.

Getting burned your whole life by heartbreaking losses and teams fizzling to nothing hurts your ability to trust. I need a reason to believe again! ;)

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say we got a pretty good reason to believe again. Trust in Buster Posey. Hey, it should say that on the new $3 bill!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then may I be first

To kindly request that Joe Torre SUCK IT….even in retirement.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH-VER-RAY-TED!

clap
clap
clapclapclap

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wreck’d

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he had nice things to say about our players. He’s given high praise to Sandoval and Posey in their respective breakout years, and I can appreciate such a tip of a cap to your rivals.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never borne him the antipathy I hold for most Yankees and Dodgers; I’ll give you that. But a) I never got the impression that he was really dialed into the SF/LA rivalry and b) considering the amount of slobber his knob has received over the last 15 years or so, it’d be hard NOT to be overrated. I mean, his managerial track record sans the highest payroll in baseball is… not so hot.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

His use of pitchers has been much criticized.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torre was a NY Giants fan as a kid who hated the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

I want a sweep. but 2 of 3 is acceptable.

Also, the Dodgers better not just lay down against Colorado.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

well, it’s good to know that Torre ISNT a jack-off, and DIDNT rearrange his pitching staff so that we would face the brunt of it and our competitors, who they face next, WOULDNT get weak pitchers.

“in all fairness”, what a joke.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Brian Wood.

May everyone know you were a brave man.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY RED TIE

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by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S POINTING RIGHT AT MY JUNK

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Selig you have a massive erection!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red ties on white shirts always make me think of... (searches for non-gruesome image)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I think that’s kind of hot.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes fun of statue
/gets fired from ESPN

by Natto on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and banned from baseball

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he’s going to throw a bocce ball. Or squeezing a… never mind.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a great pose

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Sep 17, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha...?

Why are the Brewers standing in front of a statue of Gray Davis?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Rosterbation

I wouldn’t be surprised if Ryan Ludwick were non tendered after this season – he’s got another year of arb, and the Padres are cheap, and he’s sucked ass for them.

He’d be a good pick up, I think, in the offseason – if non-tendered.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if the Giants didn’t get him, I would be quite amusing if he was non-tendered and then went somewhere and played well.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was like lolwut

/sad

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

It would be perfectly justified for him to be non-tendered.

He’s hit .229/.314/.346 as a Padres.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADRES
Torrealba hit a liner that appeared headed for the gap in left center only to be run down by Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus. Headley, who opened with two singles following a day off in the wake of a 12-for-72 slump, drilled a liner to right that Jon Jay gloved.

"I thought that ball was in the gap, but it stayed in the air longer than I thought it would," Torrealba said.

"It’s a little frustrating. We hit some balls hard, but with runners on base we couldn’t come through. It makes it hard because Tim really worked hard and they get those last three runs on some bloopers."

Padres players complaining about losing to a team because of “bloopers” LOL irony.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

torrealba LOLOL

Almost as hilarious as him complaining about poseys “lucky home run that barely went out” in the 1st inning of sundays game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way that he really did that, is there?

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

so he hits the exact same “lucky home run” the day before, that wins the game, then complains about Posey’s HR after they get routed?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a new 2010 class of whiners. They play the 2009 class of whiners tonight, in a battle of the whiners.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere, the world’s smallest violin is playing for them

by shallow23 on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

one tear falling…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big salty tear? that’s not a tear, I was swimming in the ocean!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel

Go fuck yourself San Diego Padres, no one gives a flying fuck, not even your fans.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any of you elitists going to the winetasting in triples alley before the game tonight?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MCC

A wine and cheese blog!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLB Hilarity
A good thing about GSB
…its mods don’t abuse the "Green" feature on comments.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/16/1694026/post-game-thread-giants-take#comments

Jeez, MCC. . .you’d think the Giants had won the World Series. Don’t get too ahead of yourselves.

It’s hard to get something green when you only have 5 people visiting your site

Again
I point to the fact that many of these Giants fans aren’t accustomed to success. This is a first for many. Or at least since they were kids. 7 years can be a long time between playoff appearances, especially for a passionate fanbase.

Really…cuz Padres have been fantastic the last few years…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Sour grapes are sour.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 17, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and green!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’re not as experienced with this whole “winning championships” thing as the fans of the San Diego Padres.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless i’m missing something, the second post actually sounds earnest. maybe i’m naive, though.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

It has been a while since te team has made the playoffs, and some of those seasons were atrocious. We shouldn’t be used to success like this, and there’s nothing wrong with being passionate.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 17, 2010 2:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like how they distinguish us from them by labeling us a passionate fanbase.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If/When the day comes when the World Series is won by the Giants...

We will all subscribe to GLB and rec that post so it has like 5000 recs

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice SD

How many Hall of Fame players do we have?

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 17, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I had to rec GiantPain’s post. MAKE IT GREEN!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the city of San Diego...

Has ANY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS? hah!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Sep 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

via hearts scoring rules…

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps they should direct their hissy fit at their team. Watch the Cardinals don’t stomp a mudhole in you, GLB.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did the mcc mods do about the green feature? Do other sbnation sites set the bar for green higher than 3 recs?

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think only Grant has control over that part of the site. It varies from site to site. Some SBN sites don’t even need that many recs to turn a post green.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that was a reference to yesterday’s first GDT ? People were playing around making EVERYTHING, except the spam, green.

The spambot, by the way, has been blocked from all SBN sites, until, I’m sure, it gets a new account…

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this has been announced yet

Individual tickets to certain games that we haven’t earned the right to play in yet are scheduled to go on public sale Tuesday, September 21 at 10:00 AM.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Guh.

I hate this part. Can’t we all agree that nothing is happening until it actually happens? I know that’s not how money gets made, but… as you say, WE HAVEN’T EARNED THE RIGHT TO PLAY AT A CERTAIN POINT IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SCHEDULE.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also doesn’t affect anything anyways.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Superstitious Sam. Or something. But only when it comes to success.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So in case it hasn't been said

Fifteen more games. Gulp.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye everyone!

I’m off to pre-game festivities before the game. I hope MoMo’s stocked up on their Patron, lol :) Or maybe I’ll have a dirty martini in honor of Jonathan!

Have fun in the gdt tonight!! GO GIANTS ♥

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Something I didn't realize:

The Astros are in third in their division.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they have a chance to catch the Dodgers.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PIRATES
LOL CUBBIES
LOL BREWERS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pirates

Pirates fall to 50 games under .500 with loss.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. How do they keep losing year after year?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez says

Boy am I happy to be the hell out of there.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems really poisonous there.

In a game against the Mess this week, Chris Snyder foul-popped out and took longer to walk back to the dugout than most home run trots.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I thought about using one of the AD riffs there.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re on pace to break the 1963 Mess record for lowest Road Winning Percentage, too.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt they take 2 of 3 from the Padres and Braves over the last month?

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are playing very, very well. A strange season where their fans probably wanted to just quit the team, but now they’re actually probably going to be decent before long.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

- BERKMAN
- OSWALT
-———————————
= WINZ!!!

Addition by subtraction.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if they didn’t want to come here it really doesn’t matter.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that about Berkman

Never about Oswalt.

But Berkman just wanted to play for a contender – he probably could have been convinced.

The .388 OBP he’s put up with the Yankees would have been nice to have.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was only willing to waive his no-trade for the Yankees, Red Sox, or Rays, which smells like some Karl Malone-style coattail ridin’ to me.

OTOH, the Dodgers expressed interest and he told them to eat it, so…

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would NEVER want Berkman

Once said San Francisco doesn’t deserve a baseball team because of “all those gays” or something like that.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

I’d heard he wasn’t enamored of the idea of playing here, but never anything like that.

And who cares about what players think? He can hit.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

that’s all we need to convict. a half remembered bit of hearsay.

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Convicted.

I trust you, you’re a doctor.

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's actually not

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Jonathan for Oswalt and Berkman

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Berkman 1B
Huff RF
Posey C
Burrell LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B

Lincecum/Oswalt/Cain/Zito/Bumgarner

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

unless chasm…then lol me huh?

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros are playing . . .

. . . farther over their heads than any other team in MLB. Right now, they calculate to finish 11 games ahead of where their quality of play merits. (The next closest are the Angels at 8 over and—wait for it, wait for it—the Rockies at 8 under.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres have good pitching.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The magic phrase is "quality of play":

I use it to mean the statline actually put up. That is, I think, what other writers usually use as the basis for “sabermetric projections”. But you are quite correct about flukiness: the stat line the Padres’ pitching has put up—their “quality of play”—is wildly out of line with their established histories. That is a sort of “second-order” level of luck.

Those curious can look it up on a daily-updated basis:

—for “quality of play”, here meaning runs scored and allowed and games won based on actual stat line, there’s this page (particularly the large table at the bottom, which is complicated enough to have a link atop it to a fuller explanation of what it’s showing); and,

—for “expected results” stat lines, there are these pages, one for batting and one for pitching (those links are to portal pages from which you can select a particular team).

Note that the “TOP” referred to on the “quality of play” page is mis-named, because it’s an actual real total-runs calculation, whereas the TOP referred to on the other pages is a slightly idealized calculation, which zeros out managerially directed plays (SH, SB, CS for batters, IBB for pitchers), so there will usually be minor discrepancies between the two. But the “Runs Differential” shown in the small “Assorted Team Stats” table below the main listings will give one a pretty good idea of the extent to which variances in the stat line from historical expectations has helped or hurt the team.

As an example: for the Giants, the “expected results” batting page currently shows that the results are 17 runs below what would have been expected (a lot of that will be just De Rosa and Sandoval); meanwhile, the “quality of play” page shows the Giants’ offense doing 9 runs better than their stat line suggests. So, net the batting is doing -8 (-17 and +9) runs from what one would have calculated pre-season knowing only (from a crystal ball) the plate appearance figures for each man.

For the Padres’ pitching, they are 20 runs under their stat line, and their stat line is 55 runs under expectations: that totals to a staff that is a jaw-dropping 75 runs under what one would have expected of them at this point.

But . . . San Diego’s runs scored are 10 fewer than the stat line suggests, and the pitching is 20 runs better, for a net of 10 runs—about one game’s worth, virtual identity—from their actual stat lines. So their luck is mainly in the stats they’re posting, not the effects on wins those distorted stats are having.

(By the way, for what it’s worth, their batting is 31 runs under what history suggests, so they’re “only” net 34 runs of R-OR diffferential better than what pre-season analysis would have suggested, something like3 or 4 games’ worth.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t they been overachievers like the last few seasons as well? Same with the Angels?

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t the roster changes factor into this equation?

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not predictive value, I would assume he’s just looking at their component W%.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Poo-holes is out of today’s Pads/Cards game.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

MY POKEMONZ!

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Poo-holes is out of today’s Pads/Cards game.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MUH POKEMONZ NOOOOOOOO

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SING IT SISTA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

MY OTHER POKEMONZ!

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa is throwing it in. Fucker.

though it probably has something to do with his elbow injury

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Poo-holes is out of today’s Pads/Cards game.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So important I had to say it again.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good knowledge!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MVP candidate Carlos Gonzalez and San Francisco first baseman Aubrey Huff are the only hitters eligible for the batting title with positive runs-above-average values against fastballs, curveballs, sliders, changeups, cutters, splitters and knuckleballs

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
MVP candidate Carlos Gonzalez and San Francisco first baseman and MVP candidate Aubrey Huff are the only hitters eligible for the batting title with positive runs-above-average values against fastballs, curveballs, sliders, changeups, cutters, splitters and knuckleballs

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thissssssssssssssssssssss

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

yeah

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Poo-holes is out of today’s Pads/Cards game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is bad news for my Pokemonz.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Pads will lose regardless of who is in the Cards lineup

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT BALL IS GONE! GOODBYE, HEADING FOR OAKLAND!

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Sep 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good move, Bochy
Henry Schulman hankschulman
  
Lineup is the same as yesterday, except Ross in CF for Rowand. I’ll post the whole thing in a bit. I’m going on MLB network at 2:40.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig it.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that move

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria ss
Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Burrell lf
Uribe 3b
Guillen rf
Ross cf
Bumgarner p

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bro

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than yesterday

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus we’ll score >10?!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maaaaybe

HR/9
Lilly – 1.57
Wolf – 1.30

HR/FB
Lilly – 11.5%
Wolf – 10.9%

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m still not enamored of Guillen, but I guess he deserves a start after last night.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is known to be streaky, so if he gets hot, I’ve got no problem with him being in there

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner should be hitting eighth

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

Bumgarner should be hitting eighth cleanup.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s not havin it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey aint havin it

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So should every pitcher.

Or so says Tom Tango.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I have any problem with this lineup (in fact, I wholeheartedly approve of it)

but out of sheer curiosity, when was the last time we had the same lineup two days in a row? May?

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same lineup everyday? That’s so ’70s!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we had one for awhile before Guillen.

Torres
Sanchez
Huff
Posey
Burrell
Sandoval
Uribe
Ish/Nate
pitcher

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually kinda like it

I mean, I’d rather Ross bat further up the line than 8th, but with a bad Sandoval, have to go with the bats that are actually working./

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ross is going to hit lower than 6th - might as well have him at 8

He’s quick enough to be bunted over easily – or hit and run with MadBum.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think we can do better than Guillen, but if Rent continues to light up the night, I am cool with this.

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty OK.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

New marketing slogan?

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by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OLLLLLLLLLLLLD

McCC slogan

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCCC?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MC Breed

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close Captioned

for the humor (or humidor) impaired

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stretch those hamstrings Cody

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH WOW YES

Even if this lineup gets negative shutout, at least I’ve got some bit of evidence to argue that Bochy might be watching the same team. I’ll take Guillen because this seems like a compromise necessary to pass legislation.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWIB-Giants

Giants

Like the video but wish they didn’t focus on Panda as much (Huff and Burrell may be PG but Torres would be good.)

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is AMURRICA


If you don’t like it, you can geeeeeet out!

by djfivenine on Sep 17, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I say the offense the offense keeps rolling from the last MIL series and last night.

Sound like a plan?

Good.

Less torture than normal, too!

Thanks

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

dude is just trying to sell papers. or radio spots.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

by which i mean

don’t listen to or read him if you can help it.

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed – still, there’s going against the grain, and then there’s just look-at-me douchiness

by SandoBall on Sep 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy certainly strikes me as a self-important jerk, but I try not to get too upset when any of these guys say anything “controversial.” They’re all just trying to sell ad space (which definitely contains a “look-at-me” aspect by definition.

I’m not casting aspersions on you or saying you shouldn’t get upset, I’m just saying that I can no longer even muster any indignation about shit like that.

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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Ray has been a professional shit-disturber all his career. (And I mean that kindly, with an emphasis on the “professional”.) I think the respectable words are “contrarian” and “provocative”.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

They will be in the playoffs

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrus like bastard

So he’s the one.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, walrus & bastard go way back

by SandoBall on Sep 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too far

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, still funny.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

all he is is negative, all the time, ever since he got here. He wrote 5 pages about how much the A’s sucked, and now is has been doing this about the Giants too…

He’s a sportwriter for a Bay Area station, hence he shouldn’t be pissing us off. Yeah, we don’t want organizational ass-kissers like Schulman, but Ratto is not objective about his arguments. He’s just stupid

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could never even muster up a positive word about the sharks

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 17, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Padres and their wussie fans can suck it

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
extrabaggs
Giants have all their speedsters (and Pablo Sandoval) on the field working on bunting skills. E. Renteria provided great example last night.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

I was just about to post this.

Does this mean we are gonna see every one of them try this in the next two weeks?

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL “speedsters”

Ford
Velez
Burriss

How many ABs can that be?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are one 0-4 Rent night from one of them being the lead off guy.

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote Ford

by default

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think bork will stick with rent, even if he goes 0-4.

i dont see much in the way of a better leadoff option. velez, burriss, ford can’t hit for shit

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence, bunting practice.

I’d still be surprised if one of them led off, although Bochy has been kinda surprising of late.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally see the bunting practice angle, but you cant bunt to get on every time, teams will be the wiser, esp if youre practicing it on field in front of them.

i hope rent has another great night, and is our leadoff hitter in torres absence, for the sake of the well-being of the team, and getting our moneys worth on rent

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At worst, it at least puts it in the 3B head and draws him in a few steps.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a few more doubles down the line than usual

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot Whiteside

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone was listening on radio . . .

. . . Kuip and Flem said—right off, at the time—some things about how some other Giants could take a lesson there, and ask Renteria (whom they called the best bunter on the team) for advice and help.

(Actually, I guess that’s true even if no one was listening. Oh well . . . .)

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

janchez is the one that needs to work on it. timmy, matt, zito are good bunters, esp zito.

bumgarner doesn’t need to bunt. he’ll just smack doubles

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy looked pretty awful that last few times I saw him…

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking about that 2-strike bunt with Ford in the COL game recently.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides, timmy=RIBEYES!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember “the prediction” game? janchez couldnt get the bunt down, then erin got picked off?

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.com gives ten reasons why the Rangers are doing well

No. 9:

Ray for Bengie Molina: This was a head scratcher at the time. Ray was pitching well out of the bullpen, the Rangers were winning, and they were professing much happiness with the duo of Treanor and Ramirez behind the plate. It is clear now that the Rangers had deep concerns about Treanor holding up physically over the course of the summer. They felt they needed another veteran catcher to share the load, so they traded Ray and Minor League pitcher Michael Main — a former first-round pick — to the Giants at the beginning of July for Molina. The addition of Main made it a high price, but Molina helped stabilize the Rangers’ catching situation. The team’s fears were also realized when Treanor missed a month with a knee injury.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Molina was a warm body they could park behind the plate? and they are doing well because of it?

Whatever you say, guys

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously a great move

Bengie after the All-Star Break:

.205/.252/.303 2 hr 11 Rbis

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The sad part of it is that most of that offense was from that one game where he hit for the cycle.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly it was more like a HR, a single and two errors, but who cares.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

his defense absolutely sucked in the weeks before he was traded, wonder how it’s held up.

i, for one, am so, so happy that he is gone (and not hitting cleanup anymore- shivers). the posey era is where i want to be

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Ray

Is he coming back?

What about Affeldt and Runzler?

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray pitched an inning last night

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by Chulk on Sep 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 9th inning was a blur last night for me too :)

runzler, i dont know why he hasnt pitched, he’s been off the DL since sep 1

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

was a blur

WooHoo

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt Ray pitch yesterday?

Affeldt and Runzler are back. Are you feeling alright?

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again...I'm in OC

so I usually get final score and whatever highlight MLB gives me

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are on the internet

how do you not get the same news we do?

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a different internet in Orange County

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn lazy internet.

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then don’t blame your location. Just say “I’m lazy – please tell me everything so I don’t have to read any other sites.”

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by can of corn on Sep 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that him living in OC was his justification for laziness.

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by mhad on Sep 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game was on KCAL 9

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t have TV in Orange County

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all on the active roster.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like stabilizing a catching situation with an OPS+ of 43

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in San Diego

And I now know why no one goes to Padres games.

There’s this place called Ocean Beach and it has this strange round yellow thing hovering above. I think the locals call it the Sun or something like that.

We have Ocean Beach in SF too that we can sometimes find when the fog goes away.

But, we are in first place so FUSD.

by Bochean on Sep 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm in San Diego too

and I’m going to go ahead and say that the sun has nothing at all to do with lack of attendance at Padres games. It’s simply because there are very few true fans down here. It’s more of a brand of the city that people like to sport. Everyone has there Padres and Chargers stickers and wears the gear, but is it because they really care about their team? To me it’s more of a fad than a true fan following.

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is really surprising though

not to even be able to get fans excited about a pennant race. Every one of those Giants games should have been sold out.

I don’t buy the whole “good weather” argument. In fact, that should make it even easier to get fans out to enjoy the games.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the good weather argument has no ground

No one has ever said, “man the weather sucks lets go to the baseball game” or the opposite. I was at every game in the Giants series down here and the number of our fans at the park was great. Obviously we were greatly outnumbered, but the whole place seemed to be be chanting “lets go giants” and you could hear the uribe chant across the stadium. The SD fans just aren’t into it. They don’t have chants or anything else to really get each other excited.

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man the weather sucks. Let’s go to the baseball game.

There. Now someone has said it.

by Bochean on Sep 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good informed reasoning on your part.

But I’m sticking to my theory. Its the Sun. And fuck the Chargers too.

by Bochean on Sep 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I almost moved to Pacific Beach with an old high school buddy my soph year of college, his parents have a condo down there. been down a few times since- theres a lot better things to do in SD than go to a game

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party with a bunch of white trash at a bunch of really shitty bars?

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

surf

and that too. its just sunny and warm down there year-round, people want to be outdoors doing things (not sitting at a game). that’s just SD for ya

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would people rather want to be sitting at games when the weather is shitty and cold?

I’ve lived in LA and SD, and LA has many more (and better) “things” to do than SD, but they still get good attendance numbers.

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t answer why SD just doesn’t have fans. The team doesn’t have much of a storied history, and from the people I’ve met in SD, it just doesn’t seem like a baseball town nor is going to the games their priority.

In SF, when it’s foggy and cold, the stadium fills up because what else are you going to do? Going to AT&T is like an event, not just a game, but it’s not that way in SD.

Maybe it’s just, the Padres have been crappy for so long that no one cares anymore. Take this year as an example. They are in first, no one expects it, people start to believe, and they collapse. At this point, you need fans to cheer them on, get them out of their funk, but instead the fans say “that’s the Padres we know”.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yowza

Sacha Baron Cohen inked a deal to play Freddie Mercury in biopic that’s set to start production in 2011.

I, for one, am not in favor of this.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They already announce a director, etc?

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by otis29 on Sep 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s still too early to know if it will even get to production, I’m not even a fan of the idea. No director yet, though. But it sounds like all the financing is in place, and many of the song rights have already been cleared.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.deadline.com/2010/09/exclusive-sacha-baron-cohen-set-to-play-queen-singer-freddie-mercury-in-gk-film/?_r=true

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

That is good casting.

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t care for Baron Cohen, and I love Freddie Mercury, so I disagree.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cohen is good at character acting

I think he could play a very decent Mercury.

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or it will be a tremendous mess.

either way, there’s a chance for entertainment.

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by DrStankus on Sep 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cohen’s a bit of a ham, and Mercury was a bit of a hammy guy, so I totally understand how it works. It’s just tough to see “guy I don’t like” getting to be “guy I do like.”

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU HAVING THAT TROUBLE WITH ZUKO?

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not the voice actor I dislike, though. It’s just the stiffness of many of his line readings.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some truly bad moments in Book 2

Where the line is supposed to be very passionate but he reads it like he is announcing a bus schedule.

But you know, RU FI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it could be Jim Carrey playing Andy Kaufman, although I never saw that movie.

by non sequitur on Sep 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a Cohen fan either

But I think I can see how this might work. Hopefully it will…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

I think a lot depends upon the direction. With Peter Morgan’s involvement in the project it’s certainly not likely to be played for Borat-type laffs. By the way, did anyone see “Damned United”? Am I the only one here who loved this film?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cohen played an "Italian" barber in Sweeney Todd

And did a very good job with very little screentime. There’s no reason to think he can’t do Freddie Mercury justice.

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wat.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news...

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm alittle partial to Mcgehee

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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Weeks a lot, I just root for him to do well cuz I feel sorry for guys like him that get injured all the time

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO METS!

3-0 over ATL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yayayayayay!!!!

ATL can’t win on the road, haha. Can never get too far ahead of the WC either… that’s backup plan numero uno

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHI 6, WSH 1
 
WSH SP: Marquis 1/3IP, 6H, 6ER, 1BB

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even give a crap about college sports, but you are single-handedly turning me into a Stanford fan with the incessant remarks.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i was gonna say…

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah

3-1 NYM

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

3-3

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward HR. 6-3 ATL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see how that inning went? 5 runs, unearned

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw the throw by Wright.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually all 6 runs are unearned. wow

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

david wrights fault, throwing error blew the inning open

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we ever learn who the PTBNL was in the Guillen deal?

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

His name is Cash...

and he’s just as good as money.

by garbanzo24 on Sep 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, not that i heard

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I heard it was supposed to be announced a few weeks ago, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooooooo!

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we’re gonna have to win tonight to not lose any ground, considering the way the ATL and SD games appear to be going

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada HR?? impossible, how many he seems to hit

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4 Atlanta

on a home run by something called a Duda?

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Camptown races sing this song…

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Lucas Duda story that really shows my baseball nerdiness

I was at a rental car place waiting because all the cars were being washed or something so we had time to kill. Anyway I had my mom read names out of the index of the BA prospect handbook, and I had to guess the team. Lucas Duda was the only one I got wrong

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 straight hits to start the game to tie the game at 1

suck it, latos

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1

FC Holliday!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 - 1

Suck it Padres!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA!

Base hit. 3-1 STL

Eat one, Mat.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!

off latos too, huh?

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

with SD’s ace getting pummeled, their spirits have got to be crushed.

i think he’s hit a wall in IP

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone said pujols wasnt playing tonight… thank god they are wrong

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Cards. Their pitcher sucks. The Cards better fucking win this one

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
colemk
  
it’s so cute when my dad tries to teach me how to use his iPad.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The wisdom of Colbert Kuiper

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty awesome.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals broadcast is ridiculously boring

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN

pimp those cheerleaders

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by Giant Voodoo on Sep 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ALBERT!!

4-2 STL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Poo Holes ftw!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLLIDAY!!

5-2 STL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos- 2 straight starts 5+ runs scored within the first 4 innings.

Kid hit a wall… We need to be careful with Bumgarner

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he’s 60IP over his previous season high

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope only 40
Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
  
Mat Latos, who is having a second consecutive bad outing, pitched 123 innings last yr. He’s at 168 now. #padres

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by scout6 on Sep 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lookin out. seeing as how he is 15 over the 30 line, it would be surmiseable that both his bad starts in the last 4 months (SF, STL) were in the “30 over previous IP” category.

madbum is closing in on that marker quick too I believe. You think there is a significant correlation here? he was so good for so long that it could just be the numbers catching up with him, i mean he set a hell of a record for good starts.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA!!

7-2 STL

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos grabs some pine

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEAT! All we need now is the Rockies to realize they can’t play away from home!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-2!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-2 STL!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

8 - 2 STL!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, its only the bottom of the 2nd? rofl

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pads dont have the offense to make a stand and come back, so id consider that game done already

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. 6 more innings of the Cards pounding the piss out of the SD bullpen sounds even better.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

jsut as good as a 15 inning game, but better :) it only takes its toll on SD

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLATOS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos 1.1IP 9H 2BB 7ER 1K

by justhangin on Sep 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad those 6 unearned runs in ATL seem to be holding up. Whatever, fuck it, SD losing is priority one

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really should be the only priority...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck it, everyone, lose, NOW!!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCEPT FOR THOSE ORANGE GUYS!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are. if showalter stays, i wonder what 2011 has in store for them.

both oranges need to win, though, as the O’s are playing those damn Yanks (and I want Tampa to get home-field, sick of the Yanks in the WS)

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue bastards sweeping the purple dicks would be fine with me.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LETS WIN TONIGHT AND GAIN SOME MORE GROUND!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
Andres Torres cleared to begin jogging tomorrow. Had appendix out Sunday. Amazing.

by kingofthacove on Sep 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not tall enough.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The machine is too busy stuffing gimp masks in B Weezys back pocket

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rub some dirt on it.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SALT TABLET

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn. thats pretty strenuous activity for something that cut his stomach muscle in half-

very, very good news.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert

But I had my appendix out the old way almost 40 years ago, and I was laid up for a while. Had my gall bladder out a few months ago and was good to go back to physical work in a week. Laproscopes are wonderful things.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we not missing something?

Like an open gameday thread?

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Grant is passed out in a gutter somewhere.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much Giant win= so much bourbon.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FONTENOT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still time…

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAT LATOS CAN SUCK IT

by GrooveGiant on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday my Dodger fan friend was texting me and he asked if I had seen the Its Always Sunny episode called the Gang hits the Road. I said no but I am watching the Giants hit the Dodgers, his only comeback was well done.
Suck it Dodger fans

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the D.E.N.N.I.S system is my fav episode of all-time

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant decide if I like Charlies or Franks approach better in that episode. I think my favorite might be Mac and Dennis break up, but there are too many good choices

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The episode when the waitress gets married

Is, quite possibly, the funniest shit ever!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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