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Post-game thread: Giants take series from Dodgers, first place from Padres

This is why Brian Sabean didn’t trade Jonathan Sanchez for Jorge Cantu, Derrek Lee, or Al Oliver. Kenny Williams would have. Kenny Williams would have called every non-Giants team in the NL West to see if they had Al Oliver, and he would have traded Sanchez in a second. For all of the crap this site can shovel at Sabean’s feet, I think the most impressive thing he’s done in the past decade is refrain from trading Sanchez for pennies on the dollar. You know he was getting some interesting offers. Hey, for a team that was just a year or two removed from Jose Castillo, Dan Uggla really would look nice. And for an inconsistent lefty? That kind of deal makes itself.

There was a time where I would have traded Sanchez for Chris Davis and laughed all the way to the bank. Sabean didn’t. There was a time I would have traded Jonathan Sanchez for Edwin Encarnacion. Sabean didn’t. On a night that the Giants trounced the Dodgers and took over first place, Sabean has to get some credit. His restraint with Sanchez is the brightest feather in his cap. When Sanchez has his control, he’s a reasonable facsimile of Randy Johnson. You can’t just find those at Costco. Huzzah for Brian Sabean.

And Edgar Renteria in the leadoff spot? Inspired genius. His perfect bunt in the bottom of the third set up the back-to-back home runs from Aubrey Huff and Buster Posey, and he had a four-hit night overall. So raise your glass to Bruce Bochy. He put his chips on green double-zero, and he’s looking like a genius right now. With a six-run lead and Sanchez at 90 pitches, Bochy also made a smart September decision by giving the ball to the bullpen. This isn’t Dragon Warrior IV, and Sanchez wasn’t going to gain XP by finishing the eighth. Smart move, Boch.

So is this what first place does? It makes you sing the praises of Giants management? My god, it’s beautiful. I never want to leave! I never want to leave! First place is beautiful! They should have sent a poet! They...should...have...sent a poet!

Thus endeth the Giants/Dodgers series for the year. Think back to this game. The Giants lost 8-2 in the last game of a series that the Dodgers swept. Jonathan Sanchez imploded. The bullpen imploded. The Giants were in fourth place, looking up at the Dodgers. Doom. Gloom. At that point, the Giants were 1-5 against the Dodgers for the season. It was ugly.

They’ve gone 9-3 against the Dodgers since then. There was the Don Mattingly, oh-one-more-thing game. There was the immolation of Octavio Dotel and Jonathan Broxton, complete with four late homers game. There were great starts from Matt Cain, and there were great starts from Jonathan Sanchez. The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.

Forget about the rest of the season, the pennant race, and any possible playoff series for right now. Just revel in tonight. The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.

The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.

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Damn

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Is that a lot?

We all have our own room lol

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, I thought y’all had to share one room.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They share a futon!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never enough fu in the ton… It’s like sleeping on a grill.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always need more FU!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was my thought too

I mean me and my roommate barely have enough space

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember last year. It was fun but I’ll never want to do that again.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's been cool so far

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait till the roommate throws up all over your floor in the middle of the night!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I'm more likely to do that honestly

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

House rules should include no pissing on the living-room floor by your guests.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

House rules shouldn’t have to include no pissing on the living-room floor by your guests.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, sometimes they do.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did you turn into an alcoholic?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah he drinks more than me

so he can handle more. If I drink a lot with him…

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. DO IT!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw up? I'd rather not

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRINK A LOT!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I drank a lot, for my 1st time

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much was a lot?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 shots of 99 proof and 2+ shots of Vodka

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four shots? Wimp.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was being nice.

I was in between 10 and 15 last night.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I had never (and still haven’t) had a full beer. Also my friend ran out

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIMP

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We tried to go to a party

but the cops broke it up before we got there.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The party I was at last night got broken out.

So many freshmen!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never even smelled beer.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah that's pretty good

What’s your body weight?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

~200

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

You are a wimp then.

I had 6 drinks my first night out. I was probably at 170.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

also, my friend ran out so…

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A LIKELY STORY

Fuck, this is making me sad talking about it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s economical. Life’s too short to drink cheap booze.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably drank the vodka with the plastic handle and the brand name “VODKA.”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I forget what it was called, but it didn’t (look) cheap

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner's Cup?

Albertsons?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like you would know!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

But apparently you’re not supposed to drink on an empty stomach? IDK not a big deal to me, I mean I’ve been called worse than a lightweight

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, probably not. There’s no healthy way to drink haha. Although I think a very moderate consumption is fine for you. But there’s no such thing as a moderate drinker.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you just gotta know your limit

and make sure not to drive

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I would drink

But the power of alcohol can help you do some pretty impressive things.

And yeah, I’ll never drive under the influence. I’m not stupid.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I never thought I would drink either

but then it was my BDay and my friends drank and I was like WTF I’ll try it. And it was fun, but I think it would be easy for me to be sXe

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was that in HS for the most part. After one year of college it’s been a complete reversal.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah in HS it was easy being sober

I think it could still be easy being sober, but we’ll see as the year progresses

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, for that, you almost will have to pick your friends around that sadly.

Another thing is, you seem to be in the exact same mindset and path that I was on at this time last year. You’re about a month in right?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 weeks, but yeah

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be me next year, watch!

Wait, you’re one of the Chiefs fans here right?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, sorry

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nevermind.

Well still, you’re on the path!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are completely healthy ways to drink. Drinking wine can improve your overall health.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, unfortunately beer is a much more popular drink than wine.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in wine country, however I’ve only had wine once.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took the Greyhound from Truckee to Oakland on Xmas day once. You have to buy tix in Colfax en route at the local liquor store-cum-sundry shop. Some wino type was in line ahead of me and muttered something, but the clerk got the wrong crap vodka, I guess, so the guy starts barking, Popov! Popov! Pint of Popov!.

This was Xmas day around 9AM.

Don’t drink the cheap stuff, kids.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

cum sundry?

pass

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, Popov

nasty, nasty

plastic bottle for the loss

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time, I drank some Albertson’s vodka from the bottle with no chaser.

Charcoal-filtered, baby!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

all vodka is charcoal filtered

albertsons leaves chunks of charcoal in there. that’s classy

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard

when you’re cheap.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’d rather drink Buckfast.

And that stuff is vile.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where I went last night, there was a shitload of flavored drinks. They were trying to hook the freshmen I guess. Kinda sad.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you need is artillery punch

All you need is artillery punch:
 - bottle of bourbon
 - bottle of claret
 - bottle of sherry
 - juice six lemons
 - chill
 - serve over ice with seltzer

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That takes far too much planning for a college student.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprisingly good and very deceptive. And 100x better than ‘flavored drinks’.

Reminds me of being in a bar on College in Oakland when a woman came in and asked for a Fuzzy Navel or somesuch. Bartender just said, ‘I don’t know how to make that.’

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Honestly, I just drink whatever I can find.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiss, boo

You might as well huff freon from unlocked window A/C units with that attitude.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what’s it to you?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol claret

who knows what claret is? Besides

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rarely drink, but I’ll drink you under the table.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/the most interesting man at Mills…

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/the only man at Mills

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet still with the biggest failbeard

#lolstereotypes

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

or has sex in your bed, cause theirs is ‘full of homework’

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I’m glad that’s never happened.

That I know of…

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol my freshman year…

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that. I’d kick their asses out.

They’re not really dorms, more like apartments, but on-campus.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds cool

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all mind blowing

I’m 23 and from Reno, in San Diego now, but growing up i think everyone had been drunk by freshman year of high school. The drinking and the parties in high school were crazier than anything i’ve seen in college. Kids party harder at 16 than at 21. Not saying this is a good thing at all i guess i just didn’t really realize how different it is elsewhere

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you went to an insane HS and very disciplined college.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I graduated from Reno high school and am at sdsu. I think it’s just the way the town is

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I feel like SDSU would be a lot of fun.

You sure you’re doing it right?

(TWSS, I know)

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea don’t get me wrong it is a whole lot of fun and has been for years now but just different. I think it has to do with responsibility or lack there of among the high schoolers that made for more fun. everyone partied most nights of the week and no one gave a shit about school. It’s a little different now since we are all adults i guess

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

I just feel so much more free in college. I mean, there are things I’ve done in college I couldn’t have even imagined doing in HS.

Most of it was probably a bad idea anyways, but I think that’s just part of the experience. HS I felt so immature and limited.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once I got a car those limits kind of left.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like a car can only do so much. I’ve never needed a car to do anything in college.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean in high school, it allowed for more freedom.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you party with Strasburg?

Seriously though, I’m thinking the difference between you and me is Reno and Sacramento

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s from north bay but reno loves to party

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have family in Reno

It’s a cool city

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool have you gone out in Reno at all?

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see

U R 5?

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

That’s why I got drunk so easily

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

it all makes so much more sense now

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more in this line. I felt like I held out a long time and I was 16.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

where at?

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Went to high school in the North Bay, maybe it was because I lived on the bad side of town, not sure. I go to a JuCo now, so I wasn’t really referring to the college part.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea i think it must totally depend on where you grow up and the people but there does have to be some pretty serious discipline to keep high school aged kids from experimenting with alcohol cause “everybody’s doing it!”

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

But there has to be a big lack of discipline to let them run college-like free.

Different communities I suppose.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where lies come into play.

“Hey mom, I’m going to Friend X’s house”
/Goes over to Friend X’s house
//Goes with Friend X to a party

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a weak plan.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always worked for me.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well your mom sounds easy.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

That’s not what I wanted to say…

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, WOAH!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Oh wellz

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got in trouble, got good grades, she didn’t have a reason not to believe me. Plus, that’s kind of how you have to learn things, gain a little independence.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was pretty boring in HS. I don’t feel like I missed much.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the same thing you’re doing now, just with the people you knew in HS.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But not as fun!

There’s definitely more fish in the sea now.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smarter fish in the sea, too.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

There’s more fish. Smarter fish. Better-looking fish. And…tastier fish?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re taking this to a whole new level.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quit bringing up my mom!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounded a little more weird than I intended it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Erase post button anywhere?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what to say. Maybe lol?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

Not fresher fish!

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

True that. For the most part. Although I don’t feel that way about some of the freshmen.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/leaves party to bone Friend X’s girlfriend
//no longer has friend X
///nice to meet you Y wanna be friends?

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec-a-mundo

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome. So cool to see happen live, that was my first time seeing them raise the flags to put the Giants in first place.

by Mrbasepaul on Sep 17, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d so unbelievably hard.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the Padres flag still uses their old colors

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 17, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen

Amy Grant

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

going to have to pull up notes on the distillation method. It’s in some ways midways between a lightly peated Scotch, and quality Irish. Perhaps a hint of fine Cognac thrown in…sort of a honeyed sweetness, without coming close to cloying.

IIRC, the last Welsh distillery shut down 30+ years ago.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds odd. Could be good. Not imported?

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, it is. Beltramos has it for around $70.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

Too harsh for me

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Beam over here.

by zuma420 on Sep 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is always the correct answer.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

batting champ whiskey

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 17, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look at some of the bottles Grant & others recommend here. I look at the price & the size of the bottle, think to myself “That’s not gonna last long.” Cheap bourbon FTW! After the first glass, it’s all the same.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 17, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

what do the orange K’s mean? K’d on a foul tip?

by shallow23 on Sep 17, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I thought they just did it for every third K, but I guess not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They talked about it on TV last night

It’s every 3rd K…makes it visually easier for fans in the ballpark to figure out how many strikeouts the pitcher has. Especially for a game like last night’s.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet there is photographic evidence to the contrary.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the guys in the arcade later fixed it.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a K to end the inning?

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this a real question? One guy won two Cy Young awards, and the other guy is finally learning to locate his pitches.

by zuma420 on Sep 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

One of them sucks it

The other is Buster Fuckin’ Posey!

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rusell Martin Syndrome?

Is that the condition where one has an irresistible urge to SUCK IT?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hopefully against the Reds. Good pitching trumps good hitting=Giants in NLCS. I just hope the Phils are knocked off by the WC team (wishful thinking)

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, Philly worries me

"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 17, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Todd Wellemeyer

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rich DeLucia

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Steve Dalkowski

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

what the hell dude

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wilson

Jansen looks legit (and should probably be the Dodgers closer when Kuo can’t pitch) but Wilson has improved every year and is already arguably the best closer in the NL

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

np

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your butt or my… uh… butt?

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d rather face Jansen, thanks.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

converted position players tend to get hurt a lot

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 17, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never said he was a mediocre pitcher – but I still want(ed) to trade him.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Then kindly go to your restroom, stick your head in the toilet, and flush several times. If you still feel that way then try pounding your head against the sink.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

Well, I wanted Fielder for him, and I still think that would have been a good idea. I was never on board the ‘trade Sanchez for a mediocre bat’ bandwagon – I wanted him traded, but for something good.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah me too

I’d still do that deal

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Probably...

But this is less desirable because of the positional struggles.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sanchez for your mom?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PICS

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem

We don’t exactly have anything resembling a bumper crop of major-league ready starters waiting in the wings right now

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

60's Giants

5 straight second place finishes. BECAUSE OF NO THIRD STARTER

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We would still have solid 1-4

And a lot of teams go to the playoffs without a good 5th starter.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I WANTED CORY HART!!

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally, I knew that once he got his “head” issue worked out, that he could be downright nasty. Here’s for hoping he stays consistent all 2011, and is in Cy Young contention (along with Timmy and Cain).

I would have cried over a trade, esp considering this new level his game as come to. I mean, the guy walked 7 in 5IP his last start, and still didnt give up a run. He didn’t have his stuff, and still found a way to win. Amazing.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fog or Smog?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I love the freeways
I love the smog
I love the swimming pools
I love the tract housing

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is not their town.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you cannot hide it

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you’re about to lose control

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm … that’s the kind of thing, crazy, but a person could like it

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that nice visiting phillies fan was right. Giants win the West, Phillies take the East, FUCK the rest.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: No Cable

how is the new Always Sunny?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m watching The League right now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was okay. It didn’t have some of the stuff that bugged me about season 5, but it still wasn’t as funny as seasons 1-4.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought Season 5 was great

And Season 4 had fallen off a little bit. 4 was still good, but not to the standard that they had set.

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overall season 4 may have fallen off in some ways, but it still has some of my favorite episodes, like Manhunters and The Night Man Cometh. With season 5, the characters seemed to take the same turn that the Simpsons made from the early seasons to the late seasons, where Homer’s buffoonery goes from something relatable or satirical to just one-dimensional stupidity. Season 5 still had its moments for sure, but I didn’t like it nearly as much. Also, Sweet Dee went from being just as surly as everyone else to being (at least a lot of the time) a whiny tag-along, which kind of ruined the character for me.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

best first round matchup???

phillies braves or reds?? worst matchup??

by matthewmafa on Sep 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Reds please.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

seconded. hope someone knocks out PHI before the NLCS

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best is definintely Cincinnati

Either of the other 2 will not be fun

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

we won’t play CIN if the WC comes from the east.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants have a better record than the Reds they will.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best=Reds, Worst=Phillies

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Phillies. We have a better chance of beating the Reds in 7.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

phillies in a 5 game series???

game 1 is halladay
game 2 oswalt
game 3 hamels
game 4 halladay
game 5 oswalt…

i dont think you wanna face this team in a 5 game series…

Or a 7 game series

by matthewmafa on Sep 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oswalt is nothing.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sss

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So is his record vs. the giants.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

don’t care. That SSS supports happiness and wins.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Phillies can go to hell

Lincecum
Cain
Bumgarner
Sanchez
Lincecum

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rollins
Victorino
Utley
Werth
Howard
Polanco
Ruiz
Ibanez

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

POSEY

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/cue Ibanez defense .gif

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m just saying, you can counter with the Giants’ rotation which is fine and dandy, but obviously the Phils have a superior lineup.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And the Giants have a better bullpen. I’d say the Phillies are a better team overall, but IMO the playoffs are pretty much a crapshoot.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better lineup >>>>>> better bullpen.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not giving a fuck>giving a fuck

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

on that we agree.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely, which is why I think the Phillies are a better team overall. But I still think the playoffs are pretty much a crapshoot. As evidence: the 2006 Cardinals and the 2003 Marlins.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. I would still rather take my chances with the Braves or Reds.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2003 Marlins

we hates them

also
2000 Mets, we hates thems too

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 Angels in there too

Death to all Monkies who call for rally. FUCK THAT SHIT! Eckstein too.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to dredge up any bad memories, but the 2002 Angels were actually a really, really good team.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you Adam? I really need to get a roll call of all the former a.s.b.sf-g heads in here. That place is the reason this site exists, and I only know of a couple of old-timey regulars in here.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on there. I was a self-important jerk there, too. Though I did post minor lines for a year or three.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, Google Groups..

..reminds me what a jerk I am. Then, here’s my ranking of pitching prospects in 2004:

Cain
 
[big, empty space]
 
Lowry
Hennessey
Aardsma
Misch
Valdez
Whitaker
Correia
Simon
Munter
Broshuis
S-M-R-T..

by wcw on Sep 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was my first post to an established Giants community. So, so trolly. I love it so.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was 7 when you made this post, what is this from?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

1997?

I guess you looked pretty good after the fact with the optimism.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was 9 using AOL online
we’ve got more young guys in here than i thought

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the “Please” at the end.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The halcyon days of USENET.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey Grant

The thing that sticks out for me from that post is the fact that in 1997, Sabean was our General Manager. He is still in that position to this very day.

How can these things be?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was 19 years old and what is this?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m Adam.

I thought Gregg Pearlman and eeeeee! was the reason this site exists. :)

He actually had/let me write for eeeeee! once:
http://www.liquivista.com/eeeeeegp/postmortem/pm02/walk.html

Anyway, yes, those were good times. McC is of course better ….

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were 2002 postmortem buddies?

/when doves cry

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks Like It

You brought the funny, I brought the STATS. :)

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
This year was a special kind of dejection, though. This wasn’t a “kick me” sign on the back. This was getting invited to a Victoria’s Secret lingerie party, and getting there to find only a nude, confused, Tony Danza eating mayonnaise straight from the jar

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

ps

do you know what ever happened to Gregg P? Does he post here ever? He always seemed like such a nice guy.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did a couple of times. I should e-mail him.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the phillies. they wouldn’t win in san francisco and it’d depend on if SF could steal one in Citizen’s Band Box

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It saddens me that things like this don’t pop into my head.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer: Zito

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't fared well as a reliever this year

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

law of averages!

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE PHILLIES

Lincecum
Cain
Sanchez
Lincecum
Cain

by ACgiant97 on Sep 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

with all the days off

isn’t it at least 4

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think Cain could easily

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

body bias

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Porcelain

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But if you're playing the Phillies

Their entire lineup is lefty sluggers – other than Werth.

I think you want Bumgarner and Sanchez out there against them.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point

Still I would have no qualms with Cain going on 3 days rest

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bumgarner has no platoon split.

by Unitard on Sep 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner doesn't

But that doesn’t mean that the Phillies hitters don’t.

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would Bochean actually rest Zito? I bet they’d designate MadBum as the ‘long reliever’ in case one of the starters get chased early and have Zito start game 2.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had the power to make such decisions but I don’t.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Worry

Grant just explained why Bochy is a genius! Manager of the year, suck it Jim Tracy!

My mom: "I see so many Giants fans on TV at Petco, it's like you're at Pac Bell."
Me: "Almost, just with a substantially greater amount of douchebags."

by Tay on Sep 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overall, I think the Phillies are a better team. I think we have a better chance of taking 3 of 5 from them; in a seven game series, it gets a lot harder given the lack of consistency with our offense.

I’ll also note that we’ve beaten all three of Halladay, Oswalt, and Hamels. We haven’t faced Oswalt as a Phillie, but both Doc and Roy faced a far inferior Giants lineup early in the season.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think we have faced Oswalt as a Phillie and he beat us.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Against the Giants this season, Oswalt is 1-3 with a 3.33 ERA. The win was the Phillies game you mentioned, but he hasn’t dominated us by any means. The game he won was with 9 runs of support; if we answer with good pitching, he doesn’t scare me all that much.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy starts Whiteside over Posey in game 7

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst matchup is Phillies without a doubt.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels. Oh my.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BUT

its easier to beat them 3 times then 4 times right???

you are gona have to beat them anyways to get to the world series….

by matthewmafa on Sep 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is my reasoning.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Unless we don’t play them in the first round and they lose in the other matchup.

by speckops on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they could very easily lose in the first round to Colorado/San Diego/Cinci

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by norcalnick on Sep 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude! The Phils almost certainly have the most talent – and that’s no guarantee they will win.

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by norcalnick on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s not like the Rockies have beaten the Phillies before.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is a strange theory, but not every team has Jonathan Broxton on their team.

kthxbai

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“these phillies” got swept by the Astros in a four-game series in August. Anything can happen.

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by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but I’d rather go out in the NLCS than the divisional. The division series is weeding out the teams that weaker. The NLCS is the best of the league- that’s where I wanna go.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Giants entire post season relies on Linecum. Mr Cy young and so far Mr September, I think is >Mr Halladay. Oswalt as a 2 is a mismatch, so lets hope for a game 1 win! Games 3 and 4 we have edge with starters.

As far as hitting and defense. Phils have last 2 years experience as guide. We have Pat the Bat, and about 150 of 162 games being 1 run and important as experience enough.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think Oswalt vs. Cain is a mismatch?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

…for the phillies

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#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I think we will put Zito there, Cain will be game 3.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be right on this one.

by Unitard on Sep 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

game 3 and 4?? the giants have an edge???

phils are sending hamels out for game 3…. that sure is not an edge for the giants…

game 4 is halladay for the phils… thats not an edge either for the giants

by matthewmafa on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again. The Giants aren’t the Dodgers.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

hamels v your mom?

I’m taking Sean Connery in this

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normal post season strategy is a 4 man rotation

Short rest in post season is not great since 1990 something and Schillings amazing run vs Yanks in 01. So yea, with a lefty my projected game 2 starter, Cain as game 3 starter and Zito, Bum or Dirty as game 4…. Edge game 3 and 4 Giants.

Short rest Halladay, have to see how many pitches he throws game 1. This is where Giants deeper bullpen gives them and edge.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this not telegram stop not charged per word stop ok to use whole sentences stop

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

line cum

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum – Halladay
Cain – Oswalt
Sanchez – Hamels

I don’t see any of those as mismatches. Obvious as it sounds, it all comes down to which pitcher brings the better performance. If the Giants pitchers deliver, the offense will probably claw out a win. If the Giants can’t hit their pitchers, the Phillies will romp that day.

It’s a great fucking matchup, really.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially with good timmy. Lincecum vs Halladay might be the best pitching matchup the entire postseason

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#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants

have owned Hamels and Oswalt, no?

by Norcalnappy on Sep 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We’ve beaten both, at the very least, but we’ve only faced Oswalt as an Astro.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We also put 6 up on Halladay. He owns NL east, last I heard 10-1 so that least 9-9 vs the Central and West?

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say best would be either Atlanta or St. Louis. Neither is likely to happen so I’d say the Phils because in a seven gamer 1- we are likely to play the last ones on the road and 2 – in the first round we only need three wins and with four (at least) games started by Timmy, Matt and Jonathon that gives us a great chance.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

St. LOLouis!

Yeah, right!

That team’s got the stank on ‘em, and it ain’t coming off this year.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the WC comes from the West (say, SD), then we would play CIN (assuming PHI has a better record than us). WC comes from the East, we play PHI or ATL

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, now that we are in first place

Can we change our focus to passing the Phils? I know we have the 3 at Coors next weekend and that is likely our chance to finish off the Rockies. Home field makes such a big difference that finishing with best record could really pay off.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think the team’s focus is winning as many games as possible.

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by groug on Sep 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, this thing is very far from over by a long shot

Worry about winning series and things will take care of itself.

by nofreetime on Sep 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let’s just keep winning every game and see what happens when the dust settles

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IAWTC

Or, what Mr. Wolf said…

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's win every inning!

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking

We should start planning the parade through SF after the WS win. How do you think should be in the front car?

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Folsom Street Fair is Sept 26

This is perfect as both model (Giants Baseball: Torture) and chance to practice.

And “Front Car” sounds like something that you can learn the definition of at FSF…

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture?

I am going this year. People park and walk from the bottom of the hill all the time.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Hold the parade before the season ends.

Dirty Sanchez should definitely be in the front car then.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole area is a blight on N.Cali

Total urban sprawl. Twenty minutes just to fill your tank. Terrible mall like food. Cop living land.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I… wha…

Oh, you mean the city of Folsom?

Folsom is also a street in SF, not too far from the ballpark actually.

(Chasm?)

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by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cop living land?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The city of Folsom is constantly, like every Saturday, shutting down the downtown area for various street events. Antique fairs, etc, etc.

I knew that they did this before I heard of the Folsom Street Fair.

There was much confusion.

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Folsom trivia:

Who remembers Tosh’s?

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell? let’s just throw a “we’re in first by a half game” parade.

im loving the love right now, so to speak, but this thing isn’t over yet. Taking the division, at long last, is sure as hell a motivator to kick it into high gear though

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because we are in first by a half game does not mean we’ve won anything. Focus stays in continuing to win.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 Things, 1 short and sweet and 1 you will have to read for a minute, sorry.

1. Renteria will bat leadoff tomoroww, I will bet every dollar I have on it. Botch always plays the hot hand.

2. This year was always going to be Dodgers Vs Giants. Last year was a breakout year, first winning record in a while, and Dodgers owned the Giants. This year’s entire turning point in this humble fans eyes was game 2, in that series in July 20th. Wild game, ejections, tempers, Kershaw ejections, and a Giants comeback victory in LA. Comeback IN LA with Manny, Kemp and Ethier playing outfield. Comeback with 55,000 late arriving LA fans yelling “GIANTS SUCK”. Vin Scully on extra innings giving play by play. As the batters kept getting hit, tempers flared. My tv’s Hi Def colors seemingly went burnt orange 70’s before my eyes. BEST game this year. Love it. No matter what the Giants do this year, they tore the Dodgers heart from the race that game, IMHO, and it was awesome.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Against another soft tossing lefty, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the same lineup tomorrow.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Id love to upgrade Rowands bat with Ross. Defense is about the same… sorta.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This will probably be the only change.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

For the most part (LOL ROWAND) we did good a job of laying off Lilly’s junk.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I advocate laying off Lilly’s junk.

Thing C

by markdash on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t knock it ’til you try it.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said in the post game already he will bat Rent lead off tomorrow

by ACgiant97 on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

best game of the year: ubaldo vs timmy aka the darren ford game

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#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in agreement for that as one of top 5. I also give Uribe’s homer over Broxton for a 5-4 Giants victory after down 4-0 after 6 as pretty good too. You can fill out top 5 with any of Wilsons 4+ out saves, cuz those are just special. ESPN last night reminded the world he has 9 so far this year, ridiculous!

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there and it was magical.

That is all.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Sep 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. All of this playoff talk scares the crap out of me.

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by norcalnick on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. we havent won anything yet- though it sure is nice right now :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a sexy GIF of Buster...

…hitting a HR. Permission to post it? It’s poetry.

by Citizen Cain on Sep 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I say yes, if there’s a subject line.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, so pretty

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball sure does jump off his bat there.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's because Posey is playing the game in god mode

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

He got the cheat code from Tulo

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should've drafted Justin Smoak

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did and my Pokemonz are failing

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I’m not an MLB GM

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 17, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's ALMOST a righthanded Will Clark.

It’s THAT beautiful…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty, but.. not that pretty. And I love Posey’s swing, but Clark’s was unworldly.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a hard time outlining that distinction aside from emphasizing almost.

Clark’s will always be my favorite, but as general opinion seems to hold around here, Buster’s indeed just plain dreamy.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 17, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doubles power. More of a gap hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were like, “Well, I think a .450 SLG or so is what we can expect from him”. :’)

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by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he can at least get to 20 next year.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 HRs that is.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s hit 20 between the minors and majors so far, so I agree.

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by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

In semi-real almost fantasy land, he has a outside chance of doing it this year.

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=poseybu01&t=b&year=2010&share=2.05#39-48-sum:batting_gamelogs

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EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he played 150 games this season, he would be on pace for 22-23 home runs.

In a given at-bat he’s always a threat to get solid contact as a gap-to-gap hitter, but when he hits the sweet spot it’s a no-doubter. Easily some of the most impressive power I’ve seen this season from a guy who is not Adam Dunn sized.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could see him

Getting close the 30 HR mark for the next few years.

by Countificus on Sep 17, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny that the power is displaying more than the on base skills yet.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont like bochy, but damn classy move

letty durty go out in the 7th to warm up….

so he could lift him before the first batter…just so the fans could cheer for him again

by bacci40 on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

in April, that woulda been “showing up the dodgers”.

In a September To Remember like this one, it’s all good.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

you so live up to your name

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve unintentionally pissed off Cubs fans tonight, and I’m just making the mood of Dodgers fans worse.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop trolling them?

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t troll them at all.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then color me puzzled.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just said I hated Ted Lilly for hitting Sanchez on his pitching hand.

The Dodger thing, eh. I think gloating might be it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck em!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans, feh. They can lump it.

Why would Cubs fans care?

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know some still love Ted Lilly to irrational levels.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird. But then, Cubs fans are weird. Chicago is a great town, but Cub fandom is just wrong. Don’t they know the balance of the universe rests on their team’s continuing not to win a championship?

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. One of my best friends, a diehard Cubs fan, constantly apologizes for how stupid most of the fanbase is.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remind him that if his team wins, the world may very well end.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll tell her that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox used to be a fallback, but then someone smart had to go and buy the team, and now the Cubs are our only hope.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Last thing?

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs WS win=dec 21,2012

somehow the season will be pushed back a month and a half. Upon the final out, the earth is sucked into a black hole. Posey sent into space in the 6th inning (along with Jennie Finch) to ensure the continuation of our species. Baseball thrives again on another planet.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Cubs fans are always pissed.
2. Who cares about Dodgers fans.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST PLACE FIRST PLACE FIRST PLACE!

and also i’m straight, but damn i would turn for Buster mother fuckin’ Posey

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by LincecumFTK on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a long buddy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s a typo. Trifecta.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the channel 2 sports announcer just say "Johnson Sanchez"?

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno but things just got much dirtier

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Props due

to Jose Guillen. As much as this crowd dogs him, I think we owe him a tip of the hat tonight.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

just the tip

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, that’s always what he says. Just the tip, he breathed, I’ll pull out in time.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS MY IM BASKETBALL TEAM NAME

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he gets thrown more hanging breaking balls in the future, because he absolutely demolished that one pitch

by snafu on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see Guillen tear shit apart down the stretch it if means winning the division.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would support a BABIP of like .600.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with him getting a leg transplant from Seabiscuit.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs to run if you put the ball over the fence. Defense is for wussies and after the 7th inning. LOL

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 16, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would love to see that also.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

touch em all

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words can't describe how awesome this win was.

/swoon

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm inside me!

Waaaauuughhh!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Montana high-fiving Huff with his game face on.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAUL!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THAT

At first I almost thought that was MLB.com and all I could think was “wow, they’re really liking the Giants tonight.”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They even spelled the team names correctly!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I was out with friends tonight. My sister was sending me periodic score update texts. They just kept getting less and less coherent.

In some ways, it almost disappoints me that the Dodgers have taken a giant shit on themselves this year. My storybook season definitely has Giants-Bums in the NLCS, you know? Battling CO and SD just isn’t the same. It’s like if the Battle of Pelennor Fields was against Sauruman. Everyone knows he’s second banana to the true evil.

But fuck it, man, this was the perfect way to finish the season series against the Dodgers. An absolute drubbing on every level, and it launched the Giants into first place. The pitching was dominant. The hitting bellied between productive hit-parade ball and monstrous slugging. We scored enough runs to win and then kept scoring more just to fuck with them.

Also HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BUSTER HOME RUN.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

less than a week til his birthday

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just recently determined that Harry Potter was born in late July (or so) of 1980.

In the second book, when he’s twelve, he attends Nearly-Headless Nick’s 500th deathday party. The cake at the party gives the date of execution as October 31, 1492. Ergo…

So, a belated happy 30th to you, Boy Who Lived!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum approves of the amount of green in this thread.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I mention how awesome it was to watch Casey Blake fail repeatedly and the see the disappointment on his STUPID FACE?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Giant talking about my possibly-maybe-soon-to-be favorite Giant (who’s not over 30 years old!)… SWOOON.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. Takeo Spikes’s neck.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

It’s as big as my thigh.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I noticed the same thing last year, it’s wider than his head!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should look up

Walt Williams neck in the 1974 topps set.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s scary.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was holding my breath to cure my hiccups when I saw this and I burst out laughing.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck?

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

good god

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Just got home from the yard…

Watching them change the flags while singing at the top of my lungs along with Tony was glorious, my voice is gone and I can’t stop grinning. Welcome to first place.

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by j14 on Sep 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The loveliness of Paris..

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST PLACE GIANTS WEEEEEEE!!!

by Arrieta828 on Sep 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow thread for such a big night

I can’t wait for tomorrow.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes but quality

Brinkman – No-neck Williams do not come up every day

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Mr. Renteria:

His 2010 stat line is now almost exactly equal to a pro-rating of his career line, which is a good one.

Apologies are not necessary, just put some money in the hat as you file by.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

well, you didn’t predict appendicitis for Torres…

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, while we're on the subject . . .

. . . regrettably, my lady is out of town, so I cannot ask her to email a friend of hers who is a doctor whether one can have malaise of some sort prior to and leading up to full-blown appendcitis. It would be nice (in a way) to think that Torres’ little slippage just prior to his attack was something caused, rather than just “things happen”. If anyone has medical knowledge on the topic, comments are welcome.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do recall reading that Torres mentioned he had been bothered by it in the weeks prior.

by thebighead on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a doctor

but my brother, due to much teasing as a child, has attained this station.

And from consultation with him, he indicates, that yes, there can be such a presentation of symptoms.

It is not uncommon to have a general malaise, sometimes accompanied with mild abdominal discomfort prior to an acute appendicitis episode. It is this nonspecificity in symptoms that make burst appendices a problem, as it is a gradual process.

Both a general malaise, characterised by weakness throughout the body, and abdominal discomfort are things which I believe could harm a hitters swing.

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You definitely are a doctor!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gr.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to put some money in the hat, but then I had to give it back to me because Casilla doesn’t suck.

Sorry, but them’s the breaks,

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time will tell.

It may be that Righetti has worked some magic, but I remain skeptical. A burning fuse doesn’t throw much light or noise, but if it’s attached to a bomb, there will be plenty in time. We shall see what we shall see.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the hiccups.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Those things suck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how to fix those.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until you hiccup, and then take as deep a breath as you possibly can. Hold it for 30-40 seconds, and then exhale slowly.

I used to do all sorts of weird stuff that only worked occasionally. This has never not worked for me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always try to time a hiccup with a burp. That seemed to work for me.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should try farting.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My second favorite is to relax my throat and inhale deeply. But the relaxing throat part is hard to describe. It’s kind of like what you do if you are going to swallow air, but then don’t swallow it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

relax the throat

don’t forget to cup the balls

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is freaky

But that’s almost exactly what I was going to say.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you concur? Doctor? Doctor.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What movie does this remind me of?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catch Me If You Can, probably

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catch Me If You Can

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

this is when I’m happy that Grant isn’t just some young hipster

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/supertroopers

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I usually do (or similar) but I keep hiccuping in the middle of it

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just don’t have very powerful fish instincts.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I’m 100% with is putting sugar on the back of my tongue and letting it dissolve there.

But I’m only 2-for-2, so SSS.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean signs groug to 3-year, $15 million contract as team hiccup consultant

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like sugar in your mouth?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue softcore porn version of talking heads

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I like it so much, but sometimes the quickest way to deal with my problem involves some sugar on the back of the tongue.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you just do it to feel acceptance?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want people thinking less of me because I don’t do it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fair. There’s no other way to live besides as a conformist.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A squirt of frosting down the throat helps us take our medication!

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by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it

All hiccup cures are about raising the carbon dioxide in your bloodstream.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking CO2.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DOES IT WORK?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you’re going nowhere with that.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISE

that whole scaring thing has actually worked twice on Mrs. Stankus.

Quick, someone post a picture of jponry getting married to Russell Martin

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

D:

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's for your own good

you’ll thank me

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are many supposed cures.

One that seems to have come from a medical source says swallow a level teaspoon of sugar. Probably can’t hurt to try it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter works wonders.

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Roxanne

Forgot how hilarious this movie is.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of us are still waiting for the Roseanne movie.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just not many.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called She-Devil.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Snapple Apples

Everything is green on top!
Sure hope the Giants build on this. No more mistakes! Can’t afford to lose anymore games!
GO GIANTS! TO THE PLAYOFFS!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
"I don't want to be like Brett Favre. I don't want to be like Old Yeller, when they take you behind the barn and shoot you." -Hines Ward-

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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of green.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
"I don't want to be like Brett Favre. I don't want to be like Old Yeller, when they take you behind the barn and shoot you." -Hines Ward-

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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your name.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facepalm

I knew that, I was just testing you. :p

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snapple apple. That sounds fucking amazing.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't it?

I actually wish I has one. :[

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll settle for…water.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this thread has a lot of green and a lot of fapping

Coincidence?

Anagram of “Giants are in first place” = FANTASTIC! INSPIRE LARGE!

Another one = SPECIAL, NASTIER FARTING

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lolsome

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first is classy. The other is funny.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer “INSPIRE LAGER”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, dammit.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's been fun

but I’m gonna go for a walk

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Later, dude.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came back!

That was a good walk. Those things are relaxing

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walks are good. If you’re a batter, at least. As a pitcher, ehhh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always nerbing it up. Don’t you like long walks on the beach, chop?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like beaches. The sun’s exposed everywhere.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go at night.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wolves are about.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What beaches do you go to?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one by Vermilion City.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a nerd joke beyond my level of nerbishness.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK I googled it

Yeah…

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I carry five Pokéballs with me every day.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ mid-air comma

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION YOU POKE-IST PHILISTINE

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S HOW IT’S SPELLED.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

WELL SHIT

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT A NERB

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I am posting on a blog on a party night.

LOL not drunk

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Well, same here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

DUH

I feel like watching The Wire then going to bed.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I didn’t even realize it was almost 1. I have class in 12 hours. Damn.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 12 hours

It would be 6 or 7 hours for me on Sunday night.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U.

Ever since I dropped my comp sci class, my earliest one is at 10.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ll be done by 12 every day so it will be worth it.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah while you’re out and about I’ll be relaxing…maybe some tv, maybe some video games, socializing, and possibly but most likely some sleep.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. You go do that. I’ll be learning about grain and mesopotamian food while you have fun.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds super exciting.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think I post on MCC during class sometimes?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, besides being a nerd?

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Touché.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I have class in like 89 hours i think
And at home not drunk

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

At first I thought “89 hours?! Holy shit you got time.”

Then I realized, that’s not very long.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My next class is monday at 6:30pm so if i did the math right about 89 hours before class

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have you beat by over 24 hours.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

cheers to that

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

/raises glass.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine’s either 7 or 8, I don’t remember which day is which.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that leaves me at about 81 hours.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, fuck Friday classes.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Friday class wheeee!!!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a common theme lately. Admit it, jealous.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I won’t make you admit it, but I know it’s true.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true at all.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re difficult.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better than being the opposite.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So black and white.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What, you want it to be yellow and red?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer pink and purple.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not magenta and cyan?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster. Posey.

Night.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Friday, Monday, or Wednesday classes. Wheeeee!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stacked TTH?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of. One class on Tuesday and two classes on Thursday. Classtime is like 5& of my school load, though, so I get it all back in doing-homework-on-the-weekend time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the opposite, I spend more time at school than I do on HW, maybe that’s a result of general ed that I pretty much already know.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you had two classes on Tueesday.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just one two and half hour class.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, percentage sign fail.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I have class at 8

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Next week this time…well it will be Thursday night again so I can do whatever I want!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nice

yeah I hate my friday schedule. I mean MicroEcon discussion at 8 AM doesn’t work

And I haven’t started my homework yet

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I have macroecon!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took that in HS

the dean of students taught it.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took micro in HS. The dumbass of dumbasses taught it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the DoS wasn't a great teacher

I mean I skipped like 10 questions on the final and ended with a 60/63

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took it AP, and didn’t take the test because I didn’t know shit.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yeah we didn't have AP

but I was one of 6 JR’s that took it

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can see the S.S. Anne coming into port… Very picturesque.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a beautiful sight.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you SURF

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

On my Lapras.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

With my Magik- oh wait.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be confused with . . .

. . . the City of Vermilion Sands, which sits by the shore of a sea of sand. (Ooh, the alliteration!)

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston would be pissed at me

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is amazing

He did not get into a 3-ball count all game. That is awesome.

by scotterduder on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aside from his no-hitter, probably the best game he’s ever pitched as a Giant.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one hitter he lost?

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game. Even from the bleachers, his fastball in the ‘pen warming up before the game looked exceptional. _If he throws strikes he’s going to have a good game_, I said. Ugh.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

same thing tonight

he was busting off ridiculous changeups in the ’pen tonight. his stuff was ungodly.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

we just keep on saying that more and more lately. each game is better than the last

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

10-4 so far this month. Attainable.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy

Now, All San Diego and Colorado need to do is go on a losing streak, while the Giants happily win more.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado finishes the season in St. Louis.

Any games San Diego loses are gonna be huge since we close the season with them.

by Snack on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be super helpful if the Cardinals won a bunch of games and got back into that NL Central race.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

then they should start now with SD this weekend, while we have fun with the brew crew. hope the team doesnt underestimate a nothing-to-lose, hanging-loose brewers team…

ah, what the hell. we beat their asses last time in their park

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping we can build enough of a lead in the next few days that we could take just 1 of 3 in colorado and still be ok

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I’m hoping. Ideally I’d like 5 of 6 from the Brewers and Cubs just to feel safe, but I think 4 of 6 is realistic and very acceptable.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think 5 of 6 is reasonable. that would be 88 wins with 9 to play. 2-1 COL, 2-1 ARI, 2-1 SD. thats 94 wins, so we can’t afford to lose to the brewers, esp with SD playing STL.

hey, this “meaningful september” shit sure is fun!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were done playing the Rockies?

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing the Rockies worries me

No lead is safe in fucking Denver.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
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by Mini Hulk on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the bullpen flies home

with their arms still attached, we’ve done our job

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it’s not COL then SD, thank god for ARI in the middle. i know they are no pushover, but better than ending the season with 6 vs the guys on our tails

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to clinch

before the pads come to town

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t fit the theme.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well being down here in SD it would just be nice to go out and watch all three of those games with the local “fans” having nothing to hope for. Maybe go in with a two game lead just to keep it interesting

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 games, just to be safe.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting against Cincinnati

so STL doesn’t mail it in early. We need them.

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and time stamped at 12:32 PM PDT

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by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was creepy.

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by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Kitspool and I were watching the game last night, and when they scored their 8th run I started thinking, “wouldn’t it be funny if they somehow scored a couple more given what I posted this morning…nahhh it’s not going to happen.”

LOOKS LIKE I’M YOUR RESIDENT NOSTRADAMUS, BITCHES!

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by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Nastradamus myself

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't often prognosticate, but when I do I prefer Negrodamus

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by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I make Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X motherfucker?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes. LOL CAIN IS TEH BEST.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next two starters for St. Louis vs. SD

Kyle Lohse and Jeff Suppan?

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by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, they play 4 in STL and don’t see Wain or Carp the whole time? goddamn larussa

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They do see Wainwright on Sunday.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Symmetry from the June 30th post-game:

I don’t want the Giants to lose. I want them to squeak into the playoffs. I want red-white-and-blue bunting around the perimeter of field. Maybe Huey Lewis can throw out a first pitch or sing the anthem, or something. I want the Giants to win.

But…

If they have to lose — and it certainly looks like the laws of physics are conspiring against the team — maybe there will be some change. Maybe the investors will want a manager who doesn’t have “Yakity Sax” playing over the silent movie of his career. Maybe the investors will figure out that the offense has been bad for six straight years. and that the person responsible for building a good offense doesn’t really know how.

Maybe. I’d rather the team not lose. But if they have to lose, at least I can hope for a reason to hope. So this is a win/win situation. Except for all the losing. Other than that, there will be a positive outcome at the end of the season.

Unless, what , the Giants just keep thinking that Sabean and Bochy are the right people for the job, regardless of on-field performance? Yeah, I’d like to see that happen. No way. Either the Giants win, or they get new management to put the team in a position to win. THERE IS NO OTHER, SCARIER ALTERNATIVE. It’s a binary set. This can’t just continue on indefinitely.

Right?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would be cool?

If the GIants gave me any reason to be excited about baseball.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions

Man, I nailed it. This is cool!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

June 30th. Was that in Coors?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIDN’T SEE THE DAMN LINK

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants didn’t have a problem seeing Link.

by Natto on Sep 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE POST DOESN’T TELL ME WHO WE PLAYED DAMMIT

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T SEE SHIT. BUT I SEE IT WAS THE GAME THE GIANTS GOT SWEPT BY THE DODGERS. I WAS AT THAT GAME. IT FUCKING SUCKED.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a sad, sad time that was.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure-fire turnaround from tonights PGT, with the applauding Sabean and whatnot. On a night they score 10 runs, no less :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Cookyman.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What happened there? Was he banned?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he just hasn’t been around lately.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he was double-secret banned.

by Evan on Sep 17, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he finally got his lasagna.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

A comment down the page on there reminds me

Remember when we were all flipping out that the Giants were letting MadBum’s first two starts of the year be at Coors and against the Red Sox?

I guess that turned out okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like how he handled the Red Sox game.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me

The last time the Giants were leading a playoff spot this late in the season?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem mentioned it on the post game show.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Wow. It doesn’t even seem real. 7 fucking years? Last serious year in contention was 2004? I can’t believe I’ve watched almost every single game since then as well, despite it being absolutely awful baseball.

Well worth the wait, and hopefully it finishes out nicely.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. you’ve been watching every game for 7 years of losing? I didn’t seriously tune back in until 2009, I was in college from 2002-2008 and baseball wasn’t important at that point in time, as you might imagine. Drinking and partying were priorities

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

While leaving the Muni train at Embarcadero Station

Some douchebags would get away from the doors so people could exit. Guess which team they were fans of? I (and probably others) did elbow them while leaving the train. These people in blue were complete assholes.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Either my reading comp is completely fooked

or you meant to say “wouldn’t.”

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my fault: wouldn't

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be nice.

It’s probably their first time on transit of any kind.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 17, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant are you still here?

was that a “contact” reference in your post?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually work in about one a year. So, yes.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just watched that movie like 2 days ago

netflix streaming FTW

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it. Plenty of others hated it. All I know is that when Jodie stepped out into the whirling machinery, I was transfixed. I didn’t care that the ending was a little weak. Everything that built up to it was pretty awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna take a ride?

  One of the best directors out there. Fine film.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this one without even having to do a Google Image Search. It’s the longest face ever.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The long face is the 32nd most unusual thing about his overall appearance, too.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it in theaters, but that’s roughly all I remember about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

San Francisco, which also owns the same record as Wild Card pacesetter Atlanta, claimed sole possession of the division lead for the first time since May 6 — Willie Mays’ birthday and the anniversary of Tim Lincecum’s Major League debut, for those who truly believe there’s magic inside.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I WAS THERE

IT FUCKING HAPPENED

LOOK THE FUCK OUT ABSOLUTELY EVERY OTHER TEAM

GIANTS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Funny, I watched that again earlier tonight.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My entire hall has been singing that this week.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know what that was until I got here

FWIW I find the kid swearing at himself funnier

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

HIDE YO HUSBAND!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how the 2010 campaign has gone for these guys, I think you’ve found an appropriate lyrical change.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man. One of these days I’ll tell y’all about a text I got from my Padres-loving friend a month ago, and the response I wanted to send. I had the perfect retort, but it would have involved getting personal, and I didn’t even believe what I would have had to say, but it was THE PERFECT RETORT. My wife stopped me. It was a bad time for the text.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure it’s a post so none of us will miss it!

by Unitard on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, memories.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I wanted to text him tonight. But I was the bigger person/jinxy-fraidy-cat.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

No that's smart

Do it if the Giants clinch and the Padres don’t make it.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know somebody who is getting a unicorn gif text if the Giants make the playoffs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Padres-fan friend who just moved to SF texted me after the last out.

“Well, fuck”
“Welcome to San Francisco.”
“The Rockies are gonna pass you.”

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by troymccluresf on Sep 17, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great Post Tonight Grant!

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Sep 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

YEAH BABY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it the long hair and beards?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ack, Bob Robertson flashback!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

no smog either

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/looks in the mirror
Not a jacker in sight!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

woah

rough job…unless you live in Europe or something

by djfivenine on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only rough in that it’s tough to stay up for Giants games. Hated to miss this one.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

great FFFFFFFFFFFF pic of Justin "Edmund" Fitzgerald

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

look at the very young creepy Zito in the bright green t-shirt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

IRL LOL

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFitzgerald.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the big pitchers go, he was bigger than most,
with a bench and a manager well seasoned.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine where this team would be if wellemeyer never got hurt.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Thank you rangers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that.

Still wish we had DeJesus and not Guillen.

by Snack on Sep 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

even though Guillen went off tonight???

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I take that back! I would take 1 night of Guillen over 2 months of DeJesus. Science!

by Snack on Sep 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’d rather have paid market rate for a broken DDJ?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant before the injury obviously.

by Snack on Sep 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but that’s not an option. you get semi-broken Guillen or completely broken DDJ.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh gee that all sounds enticing.

by Snack on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair there actually is more

DDJ for 2011 for 6 Million sounds pretty good

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks for the Royals

They’re going to get a worse deal for him, they’re on hook for this year’s money, and next year’s assuming they exercise (I suppose they could go the arb route).

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

DDJ would probably get more than 6 Mil

Honestly, he’s really underrated. He was my white whale for this deadline, then his hand got messed up. I blame Jeter

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

My only worry is he was having a real career year and I felt like he might have been overpaid.

I know it’s Dayton Moore, but with Sabean, who knows.

I also didn’t envision seeing Guillen starting though.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's been consistently underrated

Even though, this has been clearly his best year

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants trade for DDJ he probably doesn’t break his hand.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the deal fell through when his hand got broken. So, you really can only blame the Giants for not pulling the trigger before an unknown deadline.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what I was arguing

Only that comparing an injured Guillen to an injured DDJ isn’t fair.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not fair

but it makes about as much sense as saying you’d rather have DDJ instead of Guillen.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No it makes more sense

At that moment in time, I’d definitely rather have DDJ.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I knew what you were saying. I think it was just semantics after that.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

delorean makes a good point, though. It is what it is. The Giants’ options were Guillen, as is, or DDJ, as is.

We never had a chance at DDJ except with a broken hand. So, meh.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rescue Rangers!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

ch ch ch ch chip and dale! Rescue Rangers!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol running out grounders.

Hey guys, remember Brad Penny?

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFF

He will be the one who breaks the giants pitcher dinger drought without a doubt. To bad he’s not starting against the cubs he’d definitely be able to knock one out there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Yeah

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Been celebrating WoW?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Its been a good time

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, same. Where have you gone?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

fourth Giant lefty with 12 k’s 0 walks since 1920!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Only the 3rd time in his career he’s made a start and had 0 walks LULZ.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

last Giant who did that was in 1982.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

except for that 28-inning game Aaron Rowand played in, he struck out 12 times and didnt walk once.

wait, he’s RH…

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

My sisters and I had club level seats. We were thinking bleachers, but my older sis told us about how her coworker got club seats and wasn’t able to make it or something, so she and her friend went and it was awesome.

Tonight started off a little sketchy, but man, we were really into it in the third. Well, there were some kids sitting between us and a couple who really felt like he belonged in the bleachers. Best parts of the night:
1. In play: lotsa runz
2. Dirty being really dirty without the whole wildness
3. Changing of the flags. I think this got more cheers than the final out.

Worst parts of the night:
1. WTF top 1.
2. WTF SIRM2.0. I wasn’t as enraged as I should because the game wasn’t close and it wasn’t SIRM, but still, he’s a Bum, so he deserves some boo birds.
3. Getting chicken tenders and thinking about Heimy’s infamous GDT comment.

At least my sisters won’t say, “Hey, remember that game where Jonathan Sanchez started and we took first place? Wish you were there, huh!?” After all, I did buy the tickets.

Also of fun note: record in the Aubrey Hasslehuff’s red thong era is 11-4. He predicted 20-10. Well on pace to that.

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

9-6 would give us that, and an overall record of 92 wins.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’re well above 9-6 finish after this 11-4 start. I would bet we only lose 4, maybe 5 more games the rest of the way out. 1 to CHI, 1 to COL, 1 SD, a ARI (maybe a 5th to SD/COL).

The next 6 games are a prime opp to take a hold on the division, MIL/CHI while SD is STL/CIN.

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What part of club were you in? 3rd base?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Left-field. Pretty much the edge of club level, but still pretty fun. Close enough to see Posey and Guillen’s homers pretty well.

Also pretty satisfying was LOLing over Torre thinking platoon with Ethier and starting Bad Read Johnson instead. And then a guy about five rows in front of us walking in with an Ethier shirt, but covering it up with his jacket after the fifth or so.

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I was in in LF club last Dodger’s series and there were like 5-6 college kids shouting stuff the whole time.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Invadin ur espnz

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, GUILLEN HATERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep. so long as he gets hot and produces at a good clip, I won’t mind seeing him in the lineup

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

by this i mean, XBH please!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Rent has a sad

LOL Rent having a better night than most players tonight

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN:

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHERE’S HOWARD AND A-ROD?”

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t many games played today, nonetheless it’s great to see.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain scoffs at Sanchez's line tonight

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain wins: 1

Sanchez wins: 1

Sanchez=Cain

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito wins: 0

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have 3 losses this week yet?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/checks bank account

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

whether or not he pitches well, we still lose every game he starts. fuck that

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh… do you remember the brewers pitching? it was like BP

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

Do you ever wonder what his fingers must smell like?
Dirty baby, real Dirty.

The Dodgers met the proctologist tonight!

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

MOFUCKIN FIRST PLACE

by JonDowd on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will

Aaron Rowand be in the lineup tomorrow?
Im guessing no, you would think with such an offensive outbreak no one would touch the lineup, but i’ve seen Boch do it after many of our huge wins

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Not fun fact

Rowand is 1 for his last 34 or a .029 batting average

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sure about that?

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less hits than Lincecum

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like he said, less.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just pretty giddy.

Grammar Nazi CD isn’t loaded up yet. Maybe I should play an MMO to kick-start the activation process.

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less more.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

not quite as many

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also nice to see:

ESPN’s Hunt for October— chances of making the playoffs:
San Francisco (MN=16): 73.1%
San Diego: 51.1%
Colorado: 13.6%

Surprisingly not a lot of Colorado love over at ESPN. You’d think they’re dry-humping pictures of Tulowitzki, Jimenez and Gonzalez over there.

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by L-Nova on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I wore that shirt to a Yankees Red Sox game at Fenway. I was treated very well. Of course it didnt have the Rockies on it

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

I’m going to bed. Because I’m tired, all I can say is:

The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 17, 2010 1:21 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s its just that much sweeter to take first vs LA.

I’m glad SD didn’t lose on Monday… that might have cramped our whole style

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:24 AM PDT reply actions  

but

first place is first place, in every language

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 17, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Pablo sit tomorrow again? Giants face LHP Randy Wolf.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 1:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Probably

Random line up guess

1-Renteria-SS
2-Sanchez-2B
3-Huff-1B
4-Posey-C
5-Burrell-LF
6-Guillen-RF
7-Uribe-SS
8-Ross-CF

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

A very reasonable guess. Maybe Burrell and Guillen get flip-flopped, but that’s a pure toss up on Bochy’s part as of late.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No 3rd baseman?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe wanted to play SS and walked over there anyway

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 17, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect

8. Rowand – CF

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cheese stands alone

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 17, 2010 1:36 AM PDT reply actions  

/Shift+A

I would just like to say that despite the fact I’ve had ten beers since late this evening (mostly Fat Tire and Guiness), I can give a hearty FUCK YEAH GIANTS.

Great series. Now let’s put our foot on the throats of the rest of the NL West.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Sep 17, 2010 1:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone noticed that teams do not dare run on us anymore? Posey Factor

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 1:57 AM PDT reply actions  

yah, ive been noticing that too.
The padres used to run all over us.

by sleeknerve on Sep 17, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to rec this.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bravo.

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by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

yah, ive been noticing that too.
The padres used to run all over us.

by sleeknerve on Sep 17, 2010 2:05 AM PDT reply actions  

OT

According to Baggs:

It’ll be the Gigantes vs. the Cerveceros on Saturday. The Giants and Brewers will wear alternate jerseys on Fiesta Gigante night.

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by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s kinda cool. And it’s going to be on MLB Network, so no need to watch on a computer screen!

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys and girls better not start making fanposts about who to pitch in the playoff rotation… I will hold you responsible if you jinx it!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2010 2:36 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'll fucking delete them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CAN'T J. SANCHEZ DOMINATE????

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 4:53 AM PDT reply actions  

And I will also use this quote.....

“The Giants took the season series from the Dodgers, and when it was all over, the Giants were in first place.” That sounds GREAT………. Will be at the Sunday game…..

Rick
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by ramyankee on Sep 17, 2010 6:47 AM PDT reply actions  

LOVE MY SON

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by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOUR SON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you asking to become my daughter in law? Because I’d be honored.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL LOVE HIM FOR WHAT HE IS, NOT WHAT HIS XFIP SAYS HE SHOULD BE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, but of course, it’s hard to get overly hung up on XFIP when you base your handle on Kirk Rueter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone explain to me what the point of Jack Moore on Fangraphs is? It seems like he just looks at player’s bb-ref and Fangraphs pages and regurgitates their statistics into an article that either says, “[this player] is good!”, “[this player] is not good!”, “[this player] is not as good as his stats make him look!”, or “[this player] is better than his stats make him look!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 17, 2010 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I offer free services to those interested.
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Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 17, 2010 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

You are a cytomegalomaniac!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 17, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Perfect Giants game

Beats LA

Takes first place

Lineup goes crazy against a tough SP

Jonathan Sanchez dominates…12 Ks and 90 pitches…

Guillen flashes back to 10 years ago…I really hope that he can get some of his stroke back…3 for 3 with a homer is unrealistic but something close would be nice…at least we know Guillen still has some power when someone leaves a hanger over the plate.

Of course Renteria also went 4 for 4. So maybe it was just a dream

by calbearjd on Sep 17, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You know what’s crazy?

Dirty’s games score from last night (75) is only his sixth best this season!

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=sanchjo01&t=p&year=2010

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

PECOTA playoff odds:

Giants: 75%
Padres: 41%
Rockies: 26%

by GiantPain on Sep 17, 2010 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

One more, somebody?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 17, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I AM DRUNK ON FIRST PLACE!

And also I have a rec’ing hangover this morning, lol.

Heard Kruk say this morning how we should give a HUGE thank you to all the Giants fans who took over Sad Diego last weekend to get this momentum started…I know there were a bunch of McCoven there…so, thank you for what you did!

I’m going to tonight’s game! I can hardly contain myself!!!!! POSEY SHIRT!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If you expect a Posey shirt,

you’d better be at the park already.

Only 20K to be given out.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be at the gates by 5:15, I hope that’s early enough.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 17, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If not, there's always eBay

Those things wil be going for $50

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I love the smell of first place in the morning"

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 17, 2010 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man. A collection of Dirty’s strikeouts from last night set to “Ride of the Valkyries” would be sweeeet.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It comes down to one main maxim

THROW STRIKES.

or

Throw strikes against a team that is already booking their tee times.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 17, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ridiculous and very un-Sanchylike. It was awesome!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 17, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this at xanthan's blog

I swear I remember hearing that at 77 pitches, he had thrown 60 strikes. That’s just ridiculous.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies face the Giants for what could be a huge series when they return home Sept. 24, but they first must focus on better run production away from Coors Field. Colorado is 29-42 on the road, due in part to a .228 batting average and 3.5 runs per game there. However, the last time the Rockies took to the road they swept three games in San Diego from Sept. 3-5.

"I take exception sitting here and listening to the interpretation that we’re such a horrible, horrific club on the road," manager Jim Tracy told the Rockies’ official web site. "… We haven’t hit on the road like we have here at Coors Field (where the Rockies are batting .304 and scoring 6.0 runs per game)."

LOL Jim Tracy.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Jim Tracy is an idiot.

Just sayin’.

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by Solidarity on Sep 17, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is truly astounding. I know the conspiracy theories aren’t true, but deep down, stats like that make me wonder a bit

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 17, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough, because I’m of the same mindset, but watching them in person (yes, yes, I go to non-Giants baseball games here in LA), the Rockies looked absolutely dreadful against the Dodgers. As in, last place team awful. There is every chance that they are just crazy unlucky, undisciplined and unprepared to play on the road… and maybe Coors field doesn’t make their offense that much better so much as cover Jim Tracy’s awful management?

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, the crowds they draw at Coors are as crazy passionate and loyal as WNBA fans (but, y’know, in greater numbers). I know that’s been mostly discredited by sabermetrics, but it sure can’t hurt.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was beautiful, its an awesome day to be in LA with my Giants hat on!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 17, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

BEAT MiLA!!!!!!!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Minor League Archery?

by bombs on Sep 17, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jovovich?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 17, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wore a new Giants cap last night

It is now a ‘lucky’ Giants cap. It will be on my head tonight.

by bombs on Sep 17, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Wore my Giants/Mays shirt to work.

Told my Rockies fan coworker that he could come read my shirt if he wanted to know who was in first place.

by maysian on Sep 17, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

OT:

Videogame wisdome you can apply to real life.

I especially like this one:

If you talk to people for more than 30 seconds, they start repeating themselves.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Wis indeed.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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