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What to do with Pablo

Maybe he's tired because he moonlights as a hockey player and keeps several pounds worth of pucks in his pants.

Ugh.

Star-divide

There’s no right answer for the Pablo Sandoval conundrum. Anyone who watched him last year knows what a rare talent he can be. Anyone who has watched him this year knows how mind-numbingly awful he can be. He has to stay in the lineup because the reward is a true middle-of-the-order hitter. He can’t stay in the lineup because he doesn’t appear to have even one average major-league skill right now. Dude’s gotta play through this. Dude’s gotta go. It's just so simple.

Last night’s first inning at-bat against Chad Billingsley was one of the worst at-bats of the year from a Giant, non-Rowand division. With the bases loaded, Pablo swung at a first pitch sinker with movement that took it nearly a foot out of the strike zone. He then took a strike, swung at a pitch at chin level, and went a foot out of the strike zone to swing at a breaking ball. It was a miserable spectacle. Unfortunately, most of the Giants fans watching the game were expecting it.

As a member of the internet baseball nerd orthodoxy, I’m skeptical of clutch hitting. I don’t think Derek Jeter has some sort of gland next to his thyroid that pumps out clutch hormones. I don’t think he can just turn on a switch in tight situations and be even better than Derek Jeter on an average day. And the orthodoxy doesn’t really believe in players who choke, either. If you survived the pressures inherent in making it to the majors, you can probably handle the pressure of a two-out, runners-in-scoring-position situation.

Pablo makes me question the orthodoxy. The horror.

                                                     
Split    AB  H HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS BAbip
RISP    127 25  0  41 15 25 .197 .277 .260 .537  .234
---  287 79 11  11 21 40 .275 .325 .463 .788  .288

Just yuck. The BABIP hints at some general unluckiness, sure, but Sandoval’s approach with runners on base or in scoring position has been awful. And his overall performance, with or without runners on, has been ghastly in September: he’s had a double, two singles, and two walks in 35 plate appearances.

Last night’s at-bat against Billingsley was the at-bat of someone who either didn’t have a plan, or who had a really bad plan. The first swing could only come from someone expecting a get-it-in fastball. So when the sinker started, it had to look like a corner fastball at first – that is, something distinctly different from a first-pitch, get-it-in fastball. Pablo still swung for the fences and missed badly. I just can’t see how it would be possible to swing at that pitch if it’s the first pitch in an at-bat. There’s no way that was even close to what he was looking for. Maybe he wasn’t even looking for anything in particular, and that’s the problem.

Of course, just like they did with Tim Lincecum, everyone has a theory about what’s wrong. He’s too hefty, he’s bummed about his divorce, he needs to wear his prescription goggles, the league has figured him out, and/or he isn’t mentally strong enough to deal with the heightened expectations. Everyone has an opinion. Maybe a couple of them are right. That doesn’t mean it’s less annoying to hear people speculate, but maybe something up there is the right answer.

And while his BABIP is down, so is his line-drive percentage. He’s swinging at fewer pitches in the strike zone, and swinging at more out of the strike zone. He can’t lay off the high fastball. He couldn’t last year, either, but he would hit some of those high fastballs last year. Something’s different. This is like how I would have felt if "Reload" were released right after "Master of Puppets." What in the absolute hell happened?

Which all brings us to the great divide: Do you sit Pablo, or do you hold out hope that he’ll find what is lost? I’ll side with the latter, even though it’s getting harder and harder to do so. I can’t let go of my memories of the good Panda, and Sandoval was quite good in August, which wasn’t that long ago. A good Pablo would make a mediocre Giants lineup pretty special. Well, comparatively speaking. I’ll just close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope he can find what he’s lost.

I just don’t know how long the Giants should wait. They’ve shown quite a bit of restraint, actually. Judgment day is a-comin’ soon, though.

So here’s a cute picture of a hamster. If you've made it through this post without falling asleep, weeping, or punching things, you've earned it.

 

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Pablo?
Sit him.
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I’m leaning in that direction, if only to get him to fully comprehend how much he’s fucking up.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree. Maybe it’s a bad idea to sit him for the rest of the season, maybe it’s not. Sit him a couple games and see how it goes.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted to vote to sit him but they don’t seem to have any alternative that doesn’t make me vurp. However, if they don’t sit him I fear that he’ll feel empowered to gain another 60 pounds this off-season.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling they’re going to use this season as leverage to kick him into better shape in the off-season, regardless of whether his troubles are at all related to his weight.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this was tried once. I don’t know how they can get it to work this time.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep him in a jail cell or something. No visits to home.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Option him to the minors when the rosters are set.

Overplayed memes:
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Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to grow up

He lost some weight and then gained it all back and then some when he went home to Venezuela. I remember reading about his workouts and how he pouted through a good portion of it, even though they Giants provided a team of people devoted to getting him into shape. The lack of self control is mind boggling.

by helloooonoonan on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember reading about the pouting… link?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he was coming off a great season then. This one has just been disappointing.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But coming off such a fantastic year I could see why the message may not have stuck. “You need to develop better study habits” tends to resonate better with students who are coming off a year of straight D’s than with a student who just pulled straight A’s without studying a lick.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my honest opinion

Pablo shouldn’t be training with some kind of drill sargeant looking to turn him into rambo swinging lumber. He should be fasting and meditating in a buddhist sanctuary nestled deep within the himalayas and climbing mountains for workouts. For the whole offseason. Someone send the man some Taoist writings, or something.

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by mhad on Sep 16, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

…just like Bruce Wayne in the first “new” Batman movie- then he can really be a Kung Fu Panda

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

RISP is a function of confidence more than anything else. Hitters that are effective in that situation know it and so do pitchers. Pablo knows his RISP numbers. He is pressing. So when he’s up with RISP he is even less disciplined than usual. Any pitcher throwing to Pablo knows he’s overanxious and that he will get himself out if they don’t throw a strike. Thus you end up with at-bats like last night.

 There is no way that this is going to get better in a pennant race. He will press more and more. When he fails, that just means he presses more the next time.

Add to this the fact that he is a below average thirdbaseman, is slow and a bad base runner to boot, and you are left with one one conclusion: sit him.

Problem is, what is the alternative. If Fontenot can play third, I’d platoon him with Renteria. Move Uribe to third versus lefties. Fontenot at third, Uribe at short versus righties.

by lexluth7 on Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this logic is true then no player ever gets better. He needs to figure it out. Taking away all his at bats will not help him.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can get better next year

The Giants are in a pennant race. I’m not saying the guy won’t get over it at some point. it just is not going to happen this year. He’s a mess. He’s going to need to do some working and thinking this off season. Either he adjusts or he will never approach his ’08 season again.

by lexluth7 on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fontenot at 2B, Freddy at 3B.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate?

Jose Guillen isn’t one of the best 90 outfielders in baseball. (Grant, 09-11-10)

by Lyle on Sep 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot can play 3rd base

He has logged 69 innings there this season, and 360 innings at third base last season.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 16, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep hoping against hope that he’ll figure it out. He’s due. He’s fucking OVERfuckingdue. Keep running him out there and hope.

Also, my TRVE METAL friend likes Death Magnetic. I… what?

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

There needs to be a third option. A little bit of both.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 16, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow, Grant

Only the sith deals in absolutes.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

jct, a sith?

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Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that statement is an absolute!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really cute hamster

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 16, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to punch it. Right in its cute little tummy.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A predator lurks

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proving once and for all that the cat was indeed alive.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until that box opened.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find this oddly terrifying

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine that it is pouncing on a spider.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were kidding, but that totally worked!

DIE SPIDER, DIE!!!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssss llllllllllllllll

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

feliz looks possessed

the kid as well

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

it certainly seems to have freaked Boch out

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm predatory kitteh is calm.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cat is thinking “I’m gonna fuck shit up”

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna fuck shit up
My owner said fuck shit up

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Just a cat deciding he’s been in the box long enough. The “fuck shit up” jump has ears back, claws out.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the cat. Our evil cat is very matter of fact when the predatory instinct kicks in. Though the fighting response is indeed ears back, clawing wildly, and hissing.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

cat said knock you out

bold wildcat

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 17, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t realize cats had model numbers.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it just got smashed.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used it as a bribe to get my kid to do her half hour of reading.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I want to know what the bribe was?

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The picture of the hamster or the hamster itself? Please explain.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I let her look at it if she promised to do the reading.

She loves hamsters.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that’s both awesome and somehow scary. It’s really such a tiny reward for anything, even if it was just a half hour of reading.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. She’s clearly not inherited your lawyer genes. I would have held out until you got me the real thing.

/negotiated

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She already had the real thing (RIP Ariel the Hamster). Now we’ve moved on to a kitteh.

Plus, the reading is part of her homework. I just used the pic to remind her of that.

I am the MASTER MANIPULATOR!

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY WIFE WAS YOUR HAMSTER!?

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, dude. I didn’t know how to tell you earlier.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KILLED JCT'S WIFE???

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

She died of natural causes in her sleep!

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A likely story

/prepares motion to exhume body

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwahahaha – we buried the body in the landfill (e.g., put her in the trash can). Good luck with that!

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MONSTER!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This motion?
/makes digging motion.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

/then wonders if the digging motion is really a digging motion or something else

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damn lawyer jokes

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

#linesfrombadromancenovels

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I get back to work, can I look at the picture again?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO. YOU ONLY GET ONE LOOK.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you!

/runs to room
//slams door

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for 3 YEARS!

For that hamster to fall out of Aaron Rowands ass while he’s batting. Maybe this will turn things around….

by iHateBochy on Sep 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it dead or alive?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game is awesome

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of like Jew/not a Jew?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMSTAH

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Sep 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit really well for a year+. I think the whole Panda merchandising and fan expectations of him producing like a middle of the order hitter (plus a certain coach talking to him about mailmen) went to his head. It seems like he’s really pressing, and just trying to hit the hell out of everything within a foot of the strike zone

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

went to his head

Meh. I want to agree with that, though wouldn’t he want to press at home, in front of his adoring fans? OPS 901 @ home this year. But even that OPS number is off from last year’s 1000. /more confused then when i started

by GameSix on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolsplits

home babip – .349
away babip – .228

home ld% – 15.2%
away ld% – 16.9%

And there’s your difference. It’s not a change in approach, or that he’s even hitting the ball harder at home.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? he was really fat last year.

by GameSix on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much exactly like this

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks the same to me.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha – Really? He’s like 1 1/2 X the size he was in those stoopid slo-mo head bobble promos they shot last year.

Has this affected his game, IDK. Is he a LOT bigger, absolutely.

by Bar None on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

find two images and show me

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough to tell from the angle, but he does look a little fatter.

certainly not a lot fatter, though.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scouting eyes

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts on straw hat

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/eats ribeye

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/spits

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 16, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be prone to exaggeration with 1.5X, but

dig around in image galleries and I think you’ll see a lot more that convince you of the weight gain.

Does it affect his batting, I do not know, but it can’t help his running and fielding at 3rd. If I was guessing, I’d say he has a vision problem and can’t pick up the release on the pitch.

by Bar None on Sep 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks fatter to me

Not a lot fatter, but probably 20 lbs or so.

by taliesin on Sep 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here. fatter, but not by much.

considering he came into spring having lost 15lbs, thats actually saying alot for how much bigger he is this year

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd sit Pablo against every lefty

Not only because of his play at the plate, but also because we are a much better defensive infield with Uribe at 3rd, Renteria at short, and Sanchez at 2nd against left handers

Against righties, it’s a tougher call, but I’d basically start Pablo maybe 2-3 times a week, and heavily consider him at 1B with Huff moving to right field.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and heavily consider him at 1B with Huff moving to right field.

whaaaaaaaaa?

With Guillen out, I can’t really find a reason this would make sense.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is assuming the alternative is Rowand in CF and Ross in RF. I’d rather have Ross in CF and Huff in RF if Pablo plays.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmmm

I just don’t think Pablo’s bat can, at this point, justify playing him at 1B. Also, his D isn’t THAT bad at 3B.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

did u see that throw to Huff last night? and the various bare hand pickups that he couldn’t make the last few weeks?

He’s Pedro Feliz minus D right now at 3B =/

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

would you rather have

pedro feliz minus the D playing 1B?

Sure he’s made some highly visible bad plays, but according to both DRS and UZR, he’s been below average but not terrible this season.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the point is to try to get his bat going again

I’d rather minimize his defense hurting the team, and that’s at 1B. I’m still hesitant to use UZR as the definitive source without at least 2 seasons worth of data, but I think we can all agree that he is below average and has not gotten better from year to year.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in minimizing the degree to which his defense hurts the team, you’re maximizing the degree to which his offense hurts the team.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m not sitting Huff. The decision here is to play Rowand or Pablo. I think I’d rather play Pablo.

Otherwise, sit him completely and forget the notion of getting him going again. It just isn’t going to happen.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooookay, I get it. But moving Huff from first to right hurts the defense too. You could just play Cody Ross in right, who’s a good fielder and about the same as Uribe with the bat.

Long-term, Pablo needs to stay at third to be a top-flight player.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll settle for a useful bat at this point, top flight player? Eh. I don’t know. I’m almost willing to chalk up last season as BABIP-fluky and hope for the difference between this season and next season as his true talent level.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. But either way, the bar for how good he needs to be as a hitter goes up significantly when you move him to first.

I suspect it would be easier for him to slim down and become a decent fielder than it would be for him to adjust his plate approach enough to become a decent-hitting first baseman.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incoming Belt at 1B

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that should say this season and last season

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you play Ross in right who plays center? Rowand? Velez?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still in denial about Andres Torres being out.

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Man, that just kills me. I love that guy, and his stupid useless obsolete giblet betrayed him.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's the thing

You say Huff moving to RF hurts the defense. If he’s replacing Guillen that’s an automatic upgrade.

Plus you upgrade your 3B defense as well.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

bulging disc

Guillen’s out.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I read he might be in the lineup tonight.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all. I was done.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

we pretty much have

2 seasons at this point, i’m hesitant too, which is why I looked at his DRS as well, and they both agree (though I don’t trust them enough to put a hard # on it) bad but not horrible.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s DRS? Is that the bb-ref number?

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive Runs Saved

aka +/-

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also on FanGraphs.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t realize they’d added that. I thought Dewan was charging for it.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Renteria/Fontenot play short, Uribe to 3rd, Huff to RF. That’s what I would do.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only problem

If possible, Fontenot is actually worse than Panda against lefties. He has a career .635 OPS against them.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus the Renteria/Fontenot vs. LH/RH.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re talking about against righties. Against lefties, Renteria plays.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where did I say anything about taking Pablo out?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE:

I was apparently talking out of my ass. Apologies.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I didn’t make it too clear.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw you were responding to a post saying "sit pablo against lefties"

But I didn’t realize you were actually responding to the second part of his statement.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, didn’t mean that part. Should have specified.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Ishi start at 1B vs. righties than Pablo

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 16, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws hands in air
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by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/screams out “oh yeah”

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/waves hands like I just don’t kay-yer.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he sat he'd essentially be replaced by a Renteria/Fontenot platoon, right?

I think I’d sit him, but my vote could be swayed

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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Also
league has figured him out

This is true. The scouting report basically reads, “I’ll kick you in the nads if you throw him anything within a foot of the strikezone.”

It doesn’t get anymore figured out than that.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It seems like he’s been working at holding back from the high fastball, but it’s obvious he’s not comfortable with it, or good at it. Last night we saw him come up in a crucial situation only to swing at 3 balls and hold back on the only strike.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

In each of his 2 Ks last night, pablo took a pitch that was legitimately outside according to gameday. Both were called strikes. Doesn’t make up for hte pitches that he DID swing at, but still.

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by mhad on Sep 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it obvious to see how much he wants to swing at it after holding back on it. if I’m the pitcher, im throwing it right back up there because you know how much he wants it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

His “approach” will be get him nowhere in the playoffs, but it might help him beat up on bad/tired arms down the stretch for the Giants.

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Great, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

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Sexual Harassment Pan-da!

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Dammit, Prussian. I had just replaced it with something else (Beck: “I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me”, if you must know), and now it’s back. Just you wait. I’ll get you back.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WooHoo Beck

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Somethings wrong ’cause my mind is fading

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And everywhere I look there’s a dead end waiting

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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my plan worked. Muahahahaha!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That song is on

As I read this comment. Trippy.

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by djfivenine on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let him fight through it, but give him days off. If someone steps up in his place and does well leave them in as long as they’re hot. If no one steps up, might as well leave him in.

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Please, spare us "hot".

<p.
OK?

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he needs to keep playing

but sparingly. Give him 2-4 starts a week. Mainly against RHs. This is something he needs to figure out.

By just sitting him down for the rest of the season I think you do more against him then help. He needs to get some confidence back and learn what is wrong with himself. With the help of the coaching staff as well. Mainly Bam Bam. Everyone else worries me.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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The obvious answer is to sit him on the road and start him at home.

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he presses in clutch sitations

It’s clear that the “book” on him is (duh) don’t throw him anything near the plate. I think when the bases are empty, he has enough discipline to lay off the horrible stuff and wait for something “resembling” a hitters pitch.

Note that his fangraphs plate discipline numbers across the board are better in 2010 than 2009. He’s mostly just hitting way more popups and way fewer line drives → babip crash and HR/FB crash.

I don’t really see what the point of sitting him is… so we can see more Renteria and Fontenot? I guess Renteria vs LHP doesn’t make me SPEW vomit… although I might burp up a little in my mouth.

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by zenbitz on Sep 16, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t really see what the point of sitting him is… so we can see more Renteria and Fontenot?

This is my thought too. At least Panda has some upside. While he be worse than Renteria (I feel very sad typing that), I think it’s worth taking the chance with Sandoval. But I wouldn’t be opposed to a few more days off.

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*While he may be worse….

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by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When do you determine that we won’t see the upside this season? I mean sure, it’s there. But will it be there in the next x number of games?

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we will. I’d give him the rest of the season and have him work very hard to get in shape or change his approach over the offseason. As bad as Panda’s been, I don’t see whomever we replace him with being all that much better.

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by neurofarm on Sep 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gambler's fallacy

works the other way too.

I mean, I guess it depends on what you think he needs to change. If it’s only something that can be changed with a lot of practice in the offseason, sure he’s probably not going to get much better this year. But maybe it’s just a small tweak he needs to make a la Timmy, in which case he could come back at any moment (and he even appeared to for much of August). Remember, he was outstanding in March and April too (177 wRC+!!!)

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. You’re not gaining much, if anything at all, by sitting him, and you’re giving up the chance that he might fix whatever ails him.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my thinking – the alternative doesn’t inspire much confidence, so I’d rather just see if Pablo can work his way through this crapfest.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Small Sample Size Ship Has Sailed

This is now a pattern and given the fact that everything he did last year seemed to go against conventional wisdom (overweight, swings at everything in the same zip code of the plate, doesn’t take walks), I don’t think he’s going to come back unless he makes some serious changes. Sure if he works out he’s a middle of the order bat, but the more likely scenario is that he is an automatic out every time through the order, who plays bad defense. September is not the time to work out your issues, Bork needs to do whatever gives them the best chance to WIN NOW.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn’t take walks

League average bb% last year. about 1% off this year.

He’s no Molina.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I realize he’s not Bengie Molina or Shawon Dunston, when you back out the IBB last year—which happens when you hit less than your weight—it changes the equation and instead of having 52 BB’s for an 8.2 BB%, he has 39 BB’s for a 6.2 BB%. I’m not saying that’s terribly awful, but it is one more thing he doesn’t do well at the plate.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the league average include IBB?

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by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB average uBB% is 8.0%. Pablo’s at 5.7% this season.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does, but what I’m saying is that more than 20% of his walks last year were intentional and his entire approach at the plate seemed to be contradictory to what good/great players do.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't keeping greatness on the bench

I hate seeing him struggle, but I don’t see any benefit in benching him either…maybe…idk

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by Artimus Clyde on Sep 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

*dusts off*

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-both? He should probably be sitting some more maybe? The player(s) that would replace him wouldn’t be worth much of an offensive upgrade maybe? Sit him against lefties?
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by chilibean_3 on Sep 16, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Even though I don’t think some players all of a sudden gets better in clutch situation, I do believe some players can choke. Even choke so much that they become generally bad in clutch situation.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINEUP!!

Burriss 2B
Fontenot SS
Huff RF
Burrell LF
Ford CF
Guillen 3B
Ishikawa1B
Posey C
Sanchez P

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen 3B

WHAT??

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by SeeingStars on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the first two and was frightened into thinking this was serious.

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by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t have Whiteside catching Sanchez, so it can’t be serious.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first TWO? I think Fontenot did a great job last nght- he got the hit when no one else could. He may be in the lineup at 2B or SS tonight (though it will probably be rent)

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

playing Fontenot at SS against a lefty is crazy, but not so crazy as to be impossible.

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by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing ceases to amaze me at this point.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must spend a lot of time amazed.

by taliesin on Sep 16, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is dumb

I like Fontenot, and frankly he should be getting a lot more starts vs RHP.

But the dude has a career .635 OPS against lefties. That’s beyond bad.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s Molina-esc. Yeesh.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why i said he may be in the linup, but it will probably be renteria who starts. I’m aware of his OPS vs LHP and it ain’t good.

I like Fontenot, though. He should be in vs RHP

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider, however . . .

. . . that he only has a total of something like 150 scattered PA vs LHP in his entire career. It’s not relevant right this minute, but I suspect strongly that that is literally a self-fulfilling prophecy, and that played every day against all comers, his numbers vs LHP would be no worse (relatively) than those of any everyday LHB. That could matter as planning for 2011 begins.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot has 200 minor-league PA against LHP that indicate his platoon split is pretty small, maybe 30 minor-league OPS points worth.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i said something like this yesterday when discussing a Ross platoon, that he may not be hitting RHP as good as he is if he is solely platooning.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was legit until I saw Guillen.

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by rotorueter on Sep 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR WHITESIDE

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always bat the catcher 8th!

That’s some sweeeeeet OLD SCHOOL!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 16, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the third option:

jerk him around!

It’s going to happen. And I won’t even blame Bochy for it, I’d probably do it too.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawt

Buster Posey>
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OT: Best wi-fi network names

This has given me some ideas. . .

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

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BTW – I think I picked that up from oldjacket. Credit where it’s due, and all.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I got it from my sister.

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by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

icanseeyoupropellering

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I was just thinking about renaming mine because of my neighbors downstairs and their screaming child.

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by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what 5 letter dirty word starts with C and ends with T

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barmes?

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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What the hell is an Old Fuss-Budjit??

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you can see my problem.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUNT

of Montefusco

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 16, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw one near my house called “Chicken Fucker”

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icanhereyouhavingsex

Someone in the hood should add one called learntospell,pervert

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Someone in the hood should add one called learntospell,pervertMORAN

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

I’m going to change my wi-fi network name to, “Stop using the damn parking lot as a playground you fucking retarded parents. I won’t apologize when your kid gets himself run over because it’s your damn fault.”

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just made it hella hard not to laugh in class.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

forpornuseonly

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by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine is f*ckbitchesgetmoney

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Uncle Bowtie spoke at my school today

I was supposed to see him speak and ask him a question, but I stayed home from school today cause I’m sick :(

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So, you’re saying you needed a remedy so that you could go to remedies?

And also, I’ve got a kid home sick today. But you’d never know it. Damn kid has no “off” or “slow down” mode.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, yes. And sad, because Remedies was going to be interesting today. TRO fact patterns involving stalkers. (Obligatory LOLars!)

My mom had similar problems with me when I was a kid. If I stayed home sick, I usually was more crazy, but if she sent me to school, they’d often just send me home because they didn’t want a bunch of sick kids infecting each other.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my fault – I passed my cold on to her. If she didn’t have a slight fever and a headache when she ran, I probably would have sent her and infected the whole damn class. There are a couple of kids in there that I’m sure the teacher wouldn’t mind seeing miss a couple days.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always one or two of those. This year I’ve got about 3 or 6 of them. Surprisingly a couple of FAS kids [fetal alcohol syndrome] and another group who have apparently never heard the word “no” before … ever.

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a kid that apparently likes to drop f-bombs in class. That’s nice. And another kid that apparently was spitting on my sweet baby. My kid got her revenge – she saw that kid and his mom at the schoolyard yesterday when we were there for my other kid’s soccer practice. When I was talking to another parent, my 5 year old went up to the mom and said “Rohin hasn’t been behaving properly to me” and proceeded to list his sins. Then she told Rohin that he better behave better. My little girl has balls of steel.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for her! Next thing to teach her is “…and my mommy’s a LAWYER!!!!”

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRO fact patterns involving stalkers. (Obligatory LOLars!)

HEY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I couldn’t help but think of you in this context. I was actually a little disappointed that none of the defendants in the fact patterns had the name Lars.

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Well, if you ever need to create your own stalking scenario feel free to use my name.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you be wearing the nun’s habit during this?

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Only if it helps the story line.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I may need to get TheLetter2 to write this. I’m not feeling very creative right now.

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I could show up wearing a habit if that would help spark your creativity.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it won’t happen

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is only our first week of class, and I had 3 out sick today.

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d sit him a bit more than normal, but c’mon: Pablo’s OPS in August was .907. So far this month it’s .268. Bam Bam needs to earn his money and take a really long look at video of Panda’s ABs last month, because he was doing something right then that he’s not doing now. I just refuse to believe he’s this bad.

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by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like he’s jumping at the ball, not keeping his hands back, but im no batting coach, that’s just what the slow-mo looks like.

last month he appeared to be staying back on the ball

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLARS
LarsTheWanderer
  
How do you solve a problem like The Panda? How do you make him take a fucking strike? @mccoveychron What to do with Pablo

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I also enjoyed this

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing my theory in...

He’s dumb. Last year was “see ball, hit ball”. He made ZERO adjustments. However, I don’t know why, but I still think he should start. Uribe can be better at third, but the options at shortstop fail to whelm me in the least. Sure, bench Pablo against righties, but against lefties I still think he should be in there every game.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean bench him on lefties, start on righties?

his RH hitting splits suck

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes this is what i meant

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him for Alex Gordon

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, I can’t wait until the trade panda posts start rolling in during the off season.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE HIM NOW WHILE HIS VALUE IS HIGH

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

his weight may be higher than his value. and that’s in dollars, not thousands

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beware the high fastball!

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How long before he gets hurt again?

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonight.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna have myself a real good time.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel alive – ive – ive -ive and the world turning inside out YEAH!!!

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m floating around…in ecstasy

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's way out of sequence =(

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So don’t stop me

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really suck!

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by TMOX on Sep 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s trade him for David Aardsma and Jose Lopez!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLopez

Apparently he set a goal to draw 50 BB’s this year, and so far he’s at ~20

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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play him every day

I don’t see any possible way that sitting him will improve him or the team. Replacing Pablo with Renteria/Fontenot is a marginal offensive upgrade, and not worth the opportunity cost of potentially missing out on Pablo going on a tear, which he is perfectly capable of doing.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously though, I keep playing him at least 4-5 times a week.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM SURF SMOKE EAT!

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by ResDog on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Regardless of production or not

he needs to lose weight. The weight thing isn’t a fun panda thing anymore, it’s something that’s affecting his play BIG TIME. There is not a single reason in the universe that he can’t show up to spring training next year having lost a fair amount of weight and being in much better shape. Depending on what happens, it’ll show his commitment level. I don’t want anyone on my team who is going to knowingly harm the team.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

how many fat (like pablo fat) guys swing at those high fastballs though? he hits very well low in the zone, but cant get around on the high cheese

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with his weight though.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have definetely believed that he can’t get his weight around in time on a high fastball, thus, why he is late.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, most players can’t get around in time on a high fastball. That’s why most don’t swing at it.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. but in pablos case, his weight isnt helping was my point.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see your point, but you’d have to imagine that a 60lbs lighter pablo would be able to get around on the usual high fastball EASIER than current weight pablo

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much do you think he weighs? the Giants say its 265 IIRC, but I think he’s over 320. harder to tell since he wears a baggy uni, plus i was never great at weight-guessing when someone gets that big.

so a 260lb Panda next year would be great to see. it’s not impossible

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s 320, more like 295

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I wouldn’t say 320. Shaq in his prime was 320.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and fat shaq?

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the number doesn’t exist. It’s just listed as “Fat Shaq”

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

265...

and Timmy is 5’11"

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that’s a fat Timmy!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s quite an imagination.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

easier isn’t the best word… how about with more agility

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep telling my wife that

yet she keeps insisting that I exercise daily to “improve the performance”.

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kegel exercise?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing them right now!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but it’s not like their hitting would get worse if they lost some blubber. If anything, it would get better, and help their movement.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the weight was only fun when he was hitting. now, its just sad

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why people think it’s the weight affecting his hitting. As far as I can tell, it’s his approach. I don’t think his weight has a whole lot to do with that.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty close to the way I see it—lack of discipline.

I think someone needs to take him aside and tell him he needs to begin working on plate discipline, and he’ll need some when he’s batting as well.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFAT

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the weight has ANYTHING to do with his hitting. But I think it has to do with his defense and running.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fair.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT MUST BE SOMETHING B/C IT WORKED LAST YEAR

/ignores that he was fat last year too.

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by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably just a visceral thing. You watch him swing and miss (badly) in slo mo, and all sorts of stuff is moving around, and you’re thinking “Oh lord, he’s so big, no wonder he can’t get around on that pitch.”

But I think he’s just as pudgy as he was last year. It’s the approach – not the chub.

With that being said, I think Cain benefited from some slimming down (and he wasn’t even nearly as big). Maybe Matt’s girlfriend can help Pablo figure out how to eat better.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girlfriend?

Don’t tell Matt’s wife about that.

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by Kitspool on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh! I think she was just the girlfriend at the time. My bad.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Matt Cain diet would be a great plan for Pabloso. Matt’s kept the weight off as well. He looks great and it’s helped his game and ability to be a graphical meme.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Pablo can grow his Cain-fro again

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain wings a fastball at Panda whenever he approaches the post-game spread?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/PandaDevoursBallFlosesWithStitchThread

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I think the Giants org is so focused on his conditioning they’re not paying attention to the fact that he’s swinging at crap. See ball – hit ball only works as a strategy when you’re batting over .300.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t make any difference to my argument.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the wieght hurts his hitting

due to fatigue. A fat gets tired in quicker time than an average person. Fats that carry extra weight around feel the dog days worse than an average person. Fats don’t like 162 game schedules. Fatigue will hurt your swing and your concentration in the field.

by Countificus on Sep 16, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone post a stat that measures the percentage of balls outside of the strikezone that he has hit this year vs last year, or anything else that may give us hints regarding his batspeed.

by kingofthacove on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs has all these data.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Contact% – Percentage of times a batter makes contact with the ball when swinging at pitches thrown outside the strike zone

2009: 75.5 %
2010: 77.5 %

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s not a significant difference is it?

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s swinging at a higher percentage of balls outside of the zone, though making contact with more as well, so why does he appear so much worse? It doesn’t seem like his approach is much different.

His power numbers are way down. ISO and HR/FB are significantly lower this year, so maybe he has lost muscle or bat speed, which seem like they could have to do with conditioning.

by kingofthacove on Sep 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that he’s being thrown more pitches outside of the strike zone, and, more importantly, more pitches that are far outside of the strike zone. What’s harder to hit, a ball low by two inches or a ball that’s off the ground by two inches?

Well, Pablo’s swinging at ’em both.

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by groug on Sep 16, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure it doesn’t hurt too much, but I am sure it doesn’t help. Short term and long term.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 16, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He reminds me of Matt Williams in '89

Every Williams at bat was the same, it felt like. First pitch, fastball down the middle, which Williams would take for strike one because everyone was telling him to be more selective. Second pitch, he’d always swing at, because he was behind in the count, so it was always a breaking ball off the plate. Third pitch, either a slider away or a change, again way off the plate, which he’d wave at.
Every once in awhile, someone would make a mistake and Williams would cream it. But his head was so messed up, he couldn’t do anything.
So they sent him down, in like July, and let him batter AAA pitching for awhile. When he came back up, he became MATT WILLIAMS.
We can’t send Panda down. But he’s not helping the team the way things are. I’d say bench him for at least a week, and then let’s see if he improves. Either way, send him home to play Winter ball, see if he can work out some issues.

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want to understand if he has a plan

Because that’s what bothers me more – the talent is there to do better, but he’s not worth playing if he is not hitting. That first AB was beyond pathetic, but that the same pattern was repeated again is what kills me – its a guy not making adjustments at all.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Your optimal lineup for tonight, GO (be realistic, pretend you're Bochy's brain working at 100%)

Ross CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Uribe 3B
Guillen RF
Renteria SS
Sanchez P

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen is hurt

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t he supposed to be available today?

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh is he?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can just see him running towards a ball and faceplanting because that disk flared up and pinched a nerve. not worth the risk, he shouldnt be in the field for the remainder of the season.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was true before the bulgding disc

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that make it even more true now?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see him pulling out his own bulging disc

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing, no? Too soon?

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad thing. He’d be fine off the bench, and he can’t become a distraction because its his own injury keeping him from playing everyday

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant

It’ll be a good thing if his spine collapses

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder, if your spine collapses, assuming you survive that, what do they do? stick a broomstick in your back to hold you up?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

So that you would lay straight in your coffin

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d probably have to be dollied around everywhere too. i mean, on a real dolley- wheelchair, you’d just fall right over

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think i could wish that on him. i just hope his injury doesnt prevent him from PH, but does prevent from playing the field

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just hope that he can PH, but not play the field. then we get what we should have acquired him for in the first place

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he just reached in an pulled those pesky bulging disks out with a pair of pliers.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurting this team in the OF, you mean!

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to just rest one day

and be available today. Have yet to hear otherwise.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and has no place is an “optimal lineup.”

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction

“Optimal Bruce Bochy lineup”

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed that—I stand erected.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with everything except Rowand in for Guillen. Although I swear I read yesterday that Guillen was a possibility to start today.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My optimal?

Freddy 2B
Posey C
Huff 1B
Burrell RF
Uribe SS
Ross CF
Sandoval 3B
Schierholtz RF
Sanchez P

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t about you. This is about Bochy.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually way down for this

But I don’t think it’s realistic. Bochy would never start Nate against a lefty.

Yknow, cuz lefties can’t hit lefties.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

and I am not sure if he would hit Posey 2nd even though he gets on base enough to justify it.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It WOULD be nice ...

If Nate actually did something when given the chance. He’d been a terrific off the bench hitter over the last month or so. Then last night he gets a start and goes 0-4 with 2 k’s. I know its just one game, but man I wish he would have seized the day so to speak..

by lexluth7 on Sep 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didnt carpe diem!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double RF action!

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move Nate to 3rd!

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

make him eat only salad and tofu each time he swings at a pitch outside of the strikezone

he’ll be BLB in a week.

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by redhornet78 on Sep 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that worked well for Prince Fielder

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by jctGamer on Sep 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happens if those become his favorite food?

WHAT THEN, MR. SMARTY PANTS?

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE KILLED THAT WHICH I LOVE THE MOST

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO YOU KILLED A HOOKER?!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you say hooker, your username is graham, makes me think of “the hangover”

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by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are not enough mountains :(

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

K2 for a 6" high fastball sounds appropriate.

Pandas don’t get frostbite?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threaten to tell Chavez that he talks shit behind his back?

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by say hey nation on Sep 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking about CESAR!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking about CESAR!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking about CESAR!!!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking about SALAD!!!

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t win friends with salad!

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

(insert joke that includes the word “tossing”)

Yeah, I’m that passive aggressive.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if sitting him

meant a better replacement option than Edgar Renteria, I might lean more towards that option

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by wjackalope on Sep 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't see how they can sit him more than once or twice a week. My reasons:

1) As mentioned above, he did hit well in August and if he “figures it out” again he will be an important presence in the lineup
2) There is not really a good alternative
3) I thought i had more, but this is good enough for me

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I HAVE A PLAN

1. Take Pablo to the Dominican Republic
2. Switch him with Angel Villalona, make Pablo live in Angel’s cell.
3. Have AnVil assume Pablo’s identity.
4. Success.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Anvil would be just as bad, if not worse.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is that Pablo would have to sit in a jail cell and think about his crimes.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crime for sucking?

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he is getting paid to suck which is usually illegal.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ISWYDT

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in Nevada!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to the collection of absurdity already detailed, it should also be noted that AnVil is not actually in Jail. He is out on bail.

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems fair.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, have you seen Villalona’s numbers in the minors?

by Natto on Sep 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t find his stats for this year.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh, I wonder why.

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by jponry on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is crushing it in his local Dominican softball rec league

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is crushing killing it in his local Dominican softball rec league

That bat’ll play only in that specific league.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dominican Penal League

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 16, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 K

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by mhad on Sep 16, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't sit Panda; 'twill make him sad.

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by multiphasic on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That panda just looks drunk to me

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk panda is Pablo

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the nod.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like Pedobear found a new outfit to wear

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by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh SLO county...

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha his new disguise appears to have the same effect

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by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The alternative is Uribe/Renteria. Better defensively, certainly, so the question, can Rent out-hit Panda the rest of the way. After last night . . . .

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by Giantsfan4life on Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff to 3rd, Belt to 1st

Science.

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m OK with this

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff at 3B?

We’ve won enough games of russian roulette with him this year, why don’t we just quit while we’re ahead.

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ever doubt the best athlete on the team

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Aubrey hunts down marcello, brutally murders him, leaves note saying “I’m the best fucking athlete on this team.”

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

...then dances:

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Huff does a little jig!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been surprisingly good everywhere they put him, why not!

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have to say, im pretty surprised that his poor fielding rep was so massively wrong.

he’s been more than adequate as a fielder, not to mention Burrell is nowhere near as bad as billed.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen however...

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was worse than billed, if there is such a thing

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does catch everything thats hit right to him, though!!!

i mean, um… nevermind

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen FTL...

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by Gloff on Sep 16, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Either everyone has been wrong his entire career, or he’s been a bit lucky this year. Hmmmmm, what’s more likely?

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

unlike hitting- where lucky is BABIP inspired- i don’t think fielding comes down to luck or not. it comes down to true talent

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like his fielding all season can come down to luck

There hasn’t been a single instance all season long where his defense has made me feel uncomfortable in the least. Sure, he’s not JT Snow, but are you really saying that his almost perfect defensive season is chalked up to luck?

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If his defense hasn’t made you uncomfortable at times, you haven’t been paying attention. He takes some awful routes and looks like a lumbering man who should be playing first.

I’m saying that guys can have good and bad years fielding, just like they can have good and bad years hitting. It could be positioning, it could be jumps, it could just be clanks. It’s not like he’s going to have the same experience on every fly ball, and the fact is, you just don’t get enough plays in the year to wash out all the noise.

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My comment was tongue-in-cheek, but I do think he’s been outstanding this year.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't complain

I just am waiting for the other shoe to drop.

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a guy who hasn’t set foot in the outfield in 4 seasons, and hasn’t made a single error in the outfield, I’m extremely happy. Looking at his defensive zone ratings on fangraphs, I’m even more impressed.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying there is a ton of evidence that suggests you shouldn’t expect him to keep it up. Hence:

We’ve won enough games of russian roulette with him this year, why don’t we just quit while we’re ahead.

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes all the routine plays, which is average.

no, Huff is no JT Snow. But for someone who was DH for years, then came out here to a tough RF and a windy park, I’d have to say I’m very impressed with the way he’s handled it.

I am impressed with Burrell as well, from the standpoint of how bad his fielding was billed as.

Overall, I don’t think the “other shoe” will drop on Huff. I don’t think if you’ve been “lucky” all year with your fielding, that it will revert to the norm, because we don’t really even have a norm to draw off of. All his fielding stats are outdated.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m willing to be on board with a theory that says motivation matters more in some positions. Obviously, you only have the range you have, and if you can’t cover the ground you can’t do very well in the middle infield, etc. But if you suddenly care about fielding and put in the work to get better, I could see a player drastically improving his results, up until he reaches whatever that ceiling is for his physical abilities.

Barry Bonds showed some pretty sudden improvement when he got moved to LF in Pittsburgh, and I don’t think it only had to do with which players he was being compared to. Matt Kemp, meanwhile, suddenly turned into a net negative in the field this year while notably having “issues” with their management; and besides, I like any theory that makes Bonds look classier than a Dodger.

All of which is to say that Huff has openly acknowledged he’s a lot more motivated this year, and perhaps it’s showing up in his fielding, too.

That’s my crackpot theory for the day.

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by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Huff lose a lot of weight in the off-season? I think he’s legitimately better than he used to be.

by Evan on Sep 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on now. defensive metrics are no where near as clear cut as this.

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over like 10 seasons, yes

And it’s not just the metrics that say he’s below average.

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You only get to look at the hamster if you read the whole thread.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s the only way you’ll get this reference, Chop.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’ll do it now too.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaat.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT DAMMIT

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.

THAT YOU JUST LOST.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU WERE ELIMINATED FIRST

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

DECLARE YOUR LOSS.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M A WINNER

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU’RE NOT

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asshat.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me something I don’t know.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t find my pants.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, there. TMI, dude.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you look in the post-game thread?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did somebody find them?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which part of get a room, kids was unclear last time?

/get off my lawn

//does not actually have a lawn, lives in the city

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to add a

/// ever time?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

///get away from me, kid, you bother me

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I just mean when you use that line.

And shouldn’t have to do with the lawn you don’t have? Or maybe the city you don’t live in?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t on your lawn!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t exist. Therefore you were. QED.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean chop is in purgatory?

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just on my lawn. Darn her to infernal heck.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIT

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to read the whole thread

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the hamster cheering you up at all?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Prussian – CLICK IT, DAMMIT!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MEANS NO, CORN!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLICK IT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU LINK CLICKERS!!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT? NEVER! HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY GOOD NAME!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE PICS OF YOU CLICKING IT!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DO NOT!! I CALL YOUR BLUFF!!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

It’s actually way funnier if I don’t explain it.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE CLICK IT!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST CLICK IT AND GET IT OVER WITH

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me break out my “clicking cures headaches” scientific study.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WAS IT DONE BY SOMEONE AT HARVARD???

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it will be so anti-climactic when you do, which makes it even more funny.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, now it’s just not going to happen.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can bring it here. Then you’ll have to.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also

CLICK IT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLICK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

/crickets

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

CLICK IT FASTER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMSTER HIDER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RODENT RUBBER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did, thankfully!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also needs to explore

1. Bringing back “Calle Ocho” as his walkup music.
2. Lengthening his pre-at bat ritual by 7 more seconds.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be honest – that ritual used to be charming when he was the fun-loving, hit-anything-anywhere Panda. Now I watch him do that and think “Just concentrate on hitting the goddamn ball!”

I’m not a nice person.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Platoon him with Renteria, with Uribe moving around on defense.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just a sweet Frandsvestite from Frandsexual Frandsylvania!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants told him to swing at crap
I think the Giants org is so focused on his conditioning they’re not paying attention to the fact that he’s swinging at crap.

I don’t think this is exactly right. As I recall, they encouraged him to swing at crap. “Stop thinking”…… I said at the time that was the worst possible advice.
I’d platoon him, or spot start him against soft ballers. RH, I would rather have almost anyone up than him, maybe except Rowand or Whiteside.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BINGO!
Maybe he wasn’t even looking for anything in particular, and that’s the problem.

I am totally convinced the only thought in Pablo’s head when going to the plate is “see ball, swing as hard as I can to hit ball”

by nofreetime on Sep 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I am in this line.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love these.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo

100% in 5 minutes!

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening day lineups are documented on the plaques on the planter boxes south of McCovey Cove and north of Lot A. It makes for a great stroll for G’s fans…it’s amazing how many people you forget.

/2010_Bowker

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah, i missed Waldis Joaquin.

took me a bit to even remember who was even on the team opening day… bowker, downs, derosa…

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

who, who, and who???

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. does anyone even remember Joaquin pitching this year? I had one spot left, and thought it was Hinshaw, who is on the 40-man.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentally blocked out Joaquin.

I wouldn’t put him in with a 432 run lead.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

It was terrible. Wellemeyer-esque.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year is hard.

"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper

by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what she said?

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we sucked hard

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot Mark DeRosa.

LOL.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i almost did too, but they put positions next to it so i was hinted into remember Mr. Flappy Tendon

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE ARE NO THEYS ON THE INTERNET!

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think that's bad

I forgot Freddy Sanchez and Darren Ford.

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats really bad considering if you type in sanchez, both of them go in. you don’t have to differentiate between freddy and jonathan.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I wrote out full names

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just went with lasts- time saver!! lol

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t after all his commercials for Dragon.

by Natto on Sep 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

101/189

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easiest one I missed was J.T. Snow D:

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should do one of these with McC memes

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by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that was a lovely diversion at work

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be cool to see
SF_Giants
  
Sanchez is on the mound tonight w/ a 12IN scoreless streak. He’s 3IN shy of matching his longest scoreless streak, 15IN in 2008 #SFGiants

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JINXED

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallaraga's do it with 28 outs

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let's see.

His BABIP in 2008 was .356; in 2009, it was .350; in 2010, it’s .287. Were his BABIP about the same, he’d be hitting something like .320 right now, not .263. His power, as measured by power factor, is about 98% of his pre-2010. His walks rate is about equal to—a hair over—his pre-2010 results. So what it all comes down to is balls in play not going for hits as they did earlier in his career.

Now, contrary to popular belief, BABIP for batters is not all “luck”: it is in part how hard you hit the ball, and where (air, ground, line drive, poopup, etc.). So the drastic falloff in BABIP doesn’t necessarily mean just “bad luck”, and most observers probably agree he is not hitting with as much authority as before. But it is not that he is striking out a lot more than previously, not at all (13.5% this year vs. 13.1% last year): we just notice his flailings more because they are not accompanied by offsetting rocket line drives.

So what we see is not some total collapse, but rather a higher percentage of balls in play not being hit as hard as we are used to. Some of that may be poor strike-zone judgement reflected not in K rate, but in poorly hit pitches, and it probably is. But, again, that’s scarcely some major collapse.

Also worth noting is that at the start of the year, he was doing very well. Then “The Troubles” arose, and he was quite bad till the day he returned from settling up matters in Venezuela; from that day (July 28, as I recall), he returned to looking pretty good, and his August numbers reflect that. Then he somehow fell off the wagon again—but that has only been for a couple of weeks or so now.

In sum: reports of his demise have been greatly exaggerated. He does need remedial work with Meulens on pitch selection, but there is no clear indication that he cannot recover (starting any day), and quite a bit to suggest that he can.

Play him. Give him reasonable rest, but play him.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was pretty much my sense as well. I still have hopes that he turns into one of the good bad-ball hitters, but even those need to know which bad balls they can hit well, and which they can’t.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and . . .

. . . that was composed before GiantPain posted the O-Contact stats:

2009: 75.5 %
2010: 77.5 %

He really is just not that far off, in any way, from what he was when he was really, really good. It is unwise to adduce causes till one is certain that there is an effect to be explained. Just let Meulens have a chance to tell him “Forget that ‘swing-away’ shit BigHead told you and actually look at the incoming pitch.” I daresay that might be all it takes.

We do remember, don’t we, that Bochy said in pretty much just those words, “Yeah, he should just swing away”?

(And the other matter is a callback to the otherthread discussion on spelling checkers and typos.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re saying my secret hope that Pablo morphs into a longer lasting Kirby Puckett isn’t unfounded?

In all gravity, I do think there are some lessons for Pablo that may require failure to drive home. My hope is that Pablo proves he is wise enough to learn from his own mistakes, whatever a hitting coach or manager might say.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, does this mean he isn't hitting mostly popups and weak ground balls?

I mean, he’s Jose Guillen, statistically at the plate and in the field. Isn’t he? He forces Bochy to use the hit and run, otherwise he’d probably set the GiDP record. He’s a below average player against left handed pitching, for sure. It’s too late in the season to use the “he’s due” fallacy.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there are many ways to interpret the numbers.

“The numbers”, in this case, are mostly what BaseballReference.com lists as “ratio batting”. One indicator is percentage of fly balls that are on the infield; in 2009, it was 11%, this year it’s 13%; to me, that does not look like an earthshaking difference. On the other hand, his HR-to-flyball ratio is barely over half of what it was last year, suggesting that he’s just not driving the ball as hard—hard enough to get out of the infield about as usual, but not hard enough to clear the fences as regularly.

More generally, most of the numbers all down the line look just a little worse than last year: the exceptions are the HR/FB ration and the BABIP. It is that pair that makes me feel that what is going on is that he is swinging at about the same percentage of bad pitches, and getting about the same number of balls in play, and striking out and walking about as usual, but that the bad pitches he puts into play are nontrivially worse “bad pitches” than he had to deal with last year, so he isn’t squaring them up as well.

If that is so, then what he needs to do is simply—how trippingly that “simply” falls from the tongue—make adjustments. Till this year (and arguably into this year) the league was pitching him like any good hitter, but now they realize that he does not control his swing, so they feel confident throwing him really bad balls, and he hasn’t yet learned the difference between bad pitches and really bad pitches. If he can just (another easy word) shave a little off the outer extremes of his present strike zone, he should be OK—I don’t think he needs to stay strictly in the zone, just not go wildly outside it.

He’s young. I have high hopes.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well argued – rec’d

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH WOW
hankschulman
  
Lineup: Renteria SS, F Sanchez 2B, Huff 1B, Posey C, Burrell LF, Uribe 3B, Guillen RF, Rowand CF, J. Sanchez P.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this real life?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes. It’s also nothing close to fantasy. Least not any fantasies I’ve had.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have fantasies about CLICKING IT?

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, those are your sick fantasies, Corn. I’m a lady.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing (about yesterday’s, too). I suspect this is going to be our reaction for the rest of the regular season.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No escape from reality

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, he's being a gamer isn't, he

Playing through the pain and now he’s going to be playing at a reduced level. Guillen, at a reduced level. FUCK

by marcello on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and an air comma!

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GEEEZUSSSS

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by jhiat00 on Sep 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AT ALL YOU WHO SAID GUILLEN WASNT GONNA PLAY

LOL ME

LOL GIANTS

LOL plzthrowaperfectgamein35inningsjonathan

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how I don’t think it could be much worse unless they put Velez at 2B and batted him 1st and Rent 2nd

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we know how Bochy voted.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

White-flag lineup.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Jesus

And I thought Bochy hated Matt Cain. Yuck.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously cannot believe this outfield defense. A hurt Guillen with Rowand to fill the gaps on both sides?

I fear lots of XBH tonight into the gaps.

Also Lead off hitter: Edgar Renteria. Yeah, that just happened.

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by scout6 on Sep 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What "outfield defense"?

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, today can go ahead and eat a greasy bag of dicks.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this an Andre Ethier joke?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missing special Ethier code word, ‘weasels’.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier never jokes about greasy dicks. He’s deadly serious.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 16, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fuck

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Defense

Buster Posey>
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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I small green.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

little, yellow, different

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, in some circles, yes

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG rec'd

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really, really ugly.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized, Guillen’s hitting 7th. And considering the guys behind him are the worst hitters ever, that is the only thing making me feel a bit better.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

other than Guillen (who K’d four times against Lilly), this isnt THAT bad of a lineup. Why? Rowand hit Lilly well last time. Renteria leading off? why not, need to try all options to find something to use. Renteria also hit Lilly well last time.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Guillen/Rowand/Renteria hit a home run against a Dodger earlier this season

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by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont agree with that logic, but at this point, something has to be done to shake up the offense and make it produce.

I thought Renteria and Rowand both went 2-4 vs Lilly last time, and neither were on a “hot streak” so it’s just possible they see the ball from Lilly

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also very possible that it’s sheer luck/coincidence/whateveryouwannacallit.

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent and Row see Lilly’s balls well?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*see ball well from Lilly.

HAPPY?!?!?!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you believe in seeing balls well?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

in general? i know it’s SSS, but when a hitter has very high numbers against a pitcher, that can indicate that he just sees the ball well out of that particular pitchers hand well. mind you, im talking about guys who hit around .500 off a pitcher with over 30ABs lifetime

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t really understand the concept (when you are talking about hitters from the same side of the plate).

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it makes a difference, left or right side of the plate. Furcal and Kemp, is it?, are LH and RH, yet both have high career numbers vs RH Matt Cain, in the .500 avg/30AB category.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd have to be literally in the mid-.400s . . .

. . .over 30 AB before you get into 3-SDs territory.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best way to make the offense produce

Is to put your best hitters out there consistently.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's crazy talk

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO CRAZY IT MUST MIGHT WORK AMIRITE?

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by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

so crazy that Bochy would never try it!

(Actually, tonight’s lineup mostly comprises the Giants best hitters, by wOBA)

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep agreed

I was generally disagreeing with the train of thought that you need to “shake up the offense”.

If these guys are the most historically productive hitters we have against left-handed pitching, I have no problem with it.

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by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm with you, man

i complained about last night’s lineup because i saw it as a knee-jerk/shake-up thing from Bochy — not scoring any runs, must get fast guys in lineup!

Pretty standard overmanaging. Just keep running your best hitters out there; that’s what’ll get you the best result.

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im kinda pulled both ways. our lineup is so RH heavy that against a lefty, somethings gotta give. but it should be the 7th and 8th place parts of the lineup that have revolving players, not the whole thing. Resting Freddy and Pat last night really shook it up, but I think we can continue to expect to see the 2-5 spots the same.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no matter the RH/LH matchup? this would work if the Giants didn’t have a RH heavy lineup

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

shake up the offense?

how many different lineups has Bochy used this year? a hundred?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it took him awhile to get a set lineup going, but remember that we didnt have our “team” until July, and players do need time off. Regardless, when the lineup isn’t scoring, I’d say play matchups until everyone starts hitting again.

I’m sure there are stats to back up a set lineup, but I don’t know if there are stats that actually show what a “shoken-up” lineup produce, due to SSS

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought someone said yesterday's was the 115th line up he used

but I may have just imagined that

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by Gobroks on Sep 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though everyone hereabouts forgets it . . .

. . . or just looks the other way with their fingers in their ears, Renteria was and remains a pretty good hitter (for a middle infielder): there are only a few superstar shortstops with materially better numbers. He is not the ideal leadoff hitter, but given a manager for whom the phrase “thinking inside the box” was coined, he’s probably as good as it’s going to get absent Torres.

Rowand is another matter: whatever he once was—which was not super but passable—something (I think vision, but something) has gone seriously wrong with him the past few seasons. I have suggested in past that Kuiper save his voice by getting some pre-recorded dropins available at a button push, including among them “and it’s a quick oh-and-two on Rowand”. I’d very, very much prefer Ross in CF and Schierholtz in RF, and the splits go hang.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

i’ve kinda sorta come around on Renteria. He’s not as bad as I thought he was. I’d still prefer some speed at the top of the lineup, but he’s not a terrible choice.

Rowand, OTOH…. /facepalm

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, half a Torres on pain killers > other options

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Pablo,

Please, sir. Just sit there with the fucking bat on your shoulder. You will walk every time. I can count how many strikes they throw you per at bat on my dick.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There are so, so many ways to interpret this.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

From a safe distance is my choice

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that some kind of new balancing test?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

video or it didn't happen

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

the LOLineup

if you rank these guys by wOBA, that’s pretty much your top 8 guys, ain’t it?

defense is spooky, but ehh whaddyagonnado. the speedy mcvroom lineup didn’t do shit either.

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont think this is so poor, depending on Guillen’s condition.

Renteria hit Lilly well last time. So did Rowand.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just surprised that it’s Rowand over Ross.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

well

bork

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand got 2 hits off Guillen last time, so it’s a toss-up today

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fight-to-the-death I’d like to see.

/kidding

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah, oops. LOL Guillen pitching to Rowand. I can only wonder what the outcome of that would be…

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A stoppable force meets a movable object

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you rank them in almost any other way . . .

. . . You get Schierholtz and Ross in RF and CF, and to blazes with handedness (Schierholtz in particular seems unaffected by seeing LHP).

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS MONSTER LEEEEEEEAVS

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. i can’t believe that album exists

by shallow23 on Sep 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like St. Anger

best Metallica album since Justice… ( of course Justice for all… is roughly 100x better)

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by zenbitz on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 × 100 = 0

MOP is the last good album

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats this about Sandovals “prescription” goggles?

if he has poor eyesight, why not wear them all the time? one would think that contributes to poor pich recognition/chasing what looked like a fastball out of the zone because it was a slider kinda thing…

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

because he had poor eyesight last year

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… i didnt know this was an old issue. in that case, put on your fucking goggles Pablo!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't know . . .

. . . about then or now, unless someone has inside sources they aren’t revealing. Nor can we be sure that an apparently uncorrected Sandoval isn’t wearing contact lenses. But, as many have said before, there must be some optimum form of correction (even if that’s “none”), and he should be consistent in its use. The current now-this, now-that arrangement seems weird.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like Timmys change to the windup, only to find that the way he’s always pitched worker better

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some offseason news that said he had his eyes checked and his eyesight wasn’t even 100%, so obviously he would be better this year with his eyes corrected.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he should watch all the giants cxommercials about laser eye surgery.

FP VOUCHES!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Baggerly in mid-August:

Sandoval, 23, was found to have a slight astigmatism in an offseason eye exam; he has alternated between sports glasses, contact lenses and nothing at all. The tinkering is part of the natural compulsion that all slumping hitters feel, Bochy said.

Sandoval insisted he is seeing the ball fine. He had a lengthy pregame session with hitting coach Hensley Meulens and said he’d look at video to break down each of his at-bats Friday.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The goggles

they, unfortunately, do nothing

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obesity

 I have a hard time respecting anyone who is obese. I never respect an athlete that has absolute disregard for his conditioning. I think its fairly obvious that its nearly impossible to succeed as an elite professional athlete with the body he currently has. Until that situation is resolved I don’t think there is much else to discuss.

He is listed at 5’ 11" 245 lb.(lolz) There is no way he is even close to that but lets say it’s accurate. It still puts his BMI at 34.2 which is well in to the obese range. Unless the guy can figure out how to have the strength of character to get in shape I have zero faith the guy has the strength of character to put together a solid at bat consistently.

Man I hope he figures it out. He obviously has more potential as an athlete than all of us nerds put together.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on Sep 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I have a hard time respecting anyone who is obese.

Wow.

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea should have sugar coated that a bit but the core of my argument isn’t pretty. As a country we are fat, 30% of American’s are obese. We have come to accept being overweight as the norm. He is either a young man eating himself in to an early grave and out of a job or he has a serious medical condition.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on Sep 16, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time respecting anyone who is obese.

Yeeeahh this is gonna go places.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 16, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not talking about roommates.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was trying to say that my outlook on obesity revolves around how the person got to that state. I fully understand medical issues that can cause massive weight gain. I also understand there can be serious and concrete mental health correlations with obesity. I view it as a character flaw of sorts.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on Sep 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you’re obviously very poorly informed about it. Weight gain isn’t always some deficiency in impulse control; it can be a product of upbringing as much as anyone else, which I suspect a contributing factor in Sandoval’s case.

The good news is, the obese people probably wouldn’t want your respect anyways.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to sort this out:

I fully understand medical issues that can cause massive weight gain. I also understand there can be serious and concrete mental health correlations with obesity.

This is not the stuff that view as a character flaw. It’s obesity outside of these circles? Because, you might have an acceptable opinion somewhere in here that you’re just articulating poorly if that’s the case. But if you see medical and mental conditions as character flaws, that’s kind of beyond the pale.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medical issues and serious mental health issues I consider illnesses. I don’t look down on people for being sick. I do however think they should get help for said illnesses.

My main issue is the acceptance of obesity in our culture. Just look a the hornet nest my statements stirred up. Its such a taboo thing to state that obesity is a flaw that can and should remedied. Outside of a thyroid condition or mental issues I do think that obesity is a serious character issue. I’m all for big is beautiful and owning your body image but its simply not healthy and just because it is so prevalent doesn’t mean it should be accepted. Doubly so for pro-athletes who are struggling with the bat.

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by elGuapo on Sep 16, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not pro-obesity or anything, but you obviously are lacking in empathy or understanding where this whole issue is concerned.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the mistake that he’s making is that he’s identifying, more or less correctly, an upsetting cultural trend, but then stating that the flaw is individual. There’s a pretty sharp disconnect there, and one that he should probably take some time to think about.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Obesity is absolutely a big problem in this country. Identifying it as a shortcoming in its sufferers without any sort of context is what troubles me.

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by Solidarity on Sep 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m overweight and fuck you.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m easy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Earth girls.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My main issue is the acceptance of obesity in our culture. Just look a the hornet nest my statements stirred up.

Your statements didn’t stir up a hornet’s nest because of the acceptance of obesity. They stirred up a hornet’s nest because they were poorly communicated.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That started off well.

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ bmi

Yo.

Overweight Gold Medal Olympian Athletes (Athens, 2004) according to the Body Mass Index (BMI)

Shawn Crawford (USA) Sprinting (200m)
Mark Lewis-Francis (GB) Sprinting (100m Relay)
Matthew Pinsent (GB) Rowing (Coxless four)
James Cracknell (GB) Rowing (Coxless four)
Ed Coode (GB) Rowing (Coxless four)
Steve Williams (GB) Rowing (Coxless four)
David Cal (Spain) Canoeing (C-1 1000m)
Khadjimourat Gatsalov (Russia) Wrestling (84-96kg)
Artur Taymazov (Uzebekistan) Wrestling (96-120kg)
Roman Sebrle (Czechoslovakia) Decathlon
Ryan Bayley (Austria) Cycling (Sprint)
Odlanier Solis Fonte (Cuba) Boxing (81-91kg)
Alexander Povetkin (Russia) Boxing (over 91kg)
Ihar Makarau (Belarus) Judo (90-100kg)
Yuriy Bilonog (Ukraine) Shot put

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, BMI isn’t all that applicable to most athletes.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YURIY BILONOG

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody figure out an anagram already.

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by AngeloB on Sep 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 out of 301 Gold Medal Olympians in Athens were ranked obese

Ok I’ll admit that BMI is far and away a horrible stat but I don’t think your numbers do anything but support my statements. There where 301 gold medals given out at the Athens Olympics and only 15 athletes ranked by BMI as overweight or obese. Only 4 of those 15 reached the Obese category of 30+ BMI. So 1.3% of the gold medal winners where considered obese according to BMI.

In the end my point is that its easy to claim that his issues at the plate are some kind of statistical variation or there is a problem with his approach. Its more difficult to fault the man for his obvious physical issues that IMHO stem from poor conditioning and lifestyle choices.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on Sep 16, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BMI FOR ATHELETES

Apparently Patrick Willis, Vernon Davis and Frank Gore need to go on diets.

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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I mocked BMI to a doctor once

because, of course, it doesn’t take % body fat or muscle density in account.
Of course he agreed BUT… here’s the thing. If you are not looking at overall health – just %heart attack, BMI tracks perfectly.

Because strain on your heart is the same pushing toned muscle or fat tub of goo.

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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's plain to see . . .

. . . from Prince Fielder back to Willy Stargell, back, in fact, to Ruth, how badly excess weight cripples ball players.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thyroid thing is a pain. I have a diagnosed thyroid problem, I also have a Kaiser problem. They just put everyone on synthroid and consider the problem solved. If my T3 levels are fine, they don’t care about anything else. I’ve played sports all my life, I played varsity level soccer in college, I know how to eat, train, work out. I’ve had to stop playing because of the weight gain. The doctor doesn’t care that I if I eat only 1200 calories a day, spend 3 hours at the gym 6 days a week for 6 months and only lose 5 pounds..total. [You ever try to eat just 1200 calories in a day?] I kind of gave up and stopped going to the gym and working out so much because I never see any results, but we’re determined to do Upper Yosemite Falls in December so I’m back at it again and we’ll see what’s what come December.

I would hope that the Giants have access to a better medical staff than I do at Kaiser, and that an endocrinologist has been consulted. I hope…

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really get it about the thyroid.

I, too, have a deficiency, and take daily medication (levothyroxin, now 100 μg). I was taking a lower dose and feeling fatigued and putting on a lot of weight with no change in habits, and the dose was increased, and things seem worse rather than better. My physician is a GP, so maybe I need a specialist’s views. Also, there seems to be a divide in the medical community over whether to supplement with T3 or T4, and whether the various types of each are or are not fungible.

Jolly fun. (A fairly accurate gauge of age is the percentage of conversation devoted to medical matters.)

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like there are tons of people with this issue, and a lot of debate about treatment. I hope that eventually medical science will start looking at root causes and begin to realize that there are 109 different causes requiring 1009 different treatment options.

I’ve been trying to lose the same 10-25 pounds for the past, kripes, 10 years. This time around I’m avoiding/eliminating gluten and going extremely high fiber by using fiber supplements. One of these years something will work.

And yeah, the fatigue is nuts. I could take a nap every day at 1pm. I try to only do so when I know I didn’t get enough sleep the night before.

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is his WAR?

and please don’t say what is he good for.

Nice read, G.

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by phillas on Sep 16, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

http://saberlibrary.com/misc/war/

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the link

2009 WAR: 5.3 (quality)
2010 WAR: 1.0 (bench player)

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by phillas on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the rule of thumb is that the “average” player is about 2WAR

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

and the limited reading I did indicated a 0-1 WAR is a bench/replacement level player.
In the face of data, still holding out hope Panda will hit ’09 levels sometime soon. Like now…

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by phillas on Sep 16, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought bench = replacement … and I… learned something today.

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAH
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Explanations: Rowand is 8-for-22 (.364) lifetime vs. Lilly; Renteria homered off Lilly at LA on 9/4 (the 4-homers-in-last-3-innings rally)

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBORK

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by DrDC on Sep 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL bork

renteria homered off him that one time, so he’s gonna (/picks random spot in the order) lead off!

by shallow23 on Sep 16, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how will he get the ribbies?!?!?!

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who else are you gonna play with sandoval sitting? Fontenot, a lefty who doesn’t hit lefties well?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

see above discussion on the self-fulfilling prophecy for Fontenot

that said, i think this is the best offensive lineup we have

by bombs on Sep 16, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally agree with the self fullfilling prophecy of Fontenot, but we all know Bork will play the matchups.

at least this offense is better than last years

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is also 3-for-12 on thursday night games following 2-1 wins following 1-0 losses in September in even years when it is the year of the Tiger

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

erroneous

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy had to take the stand, I think the judge would make him stop in the middle of his testimony. “There’s NO WAY that’s true.”

by Every6thDay on Sep 16, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

run randomtweaks.exe

if lineup = RUNZ then
exit

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Sep 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it weird

That every other major league player knows wheres he’s batting each night. Unless he’s been slumping for weeks and gets dropped in the lineup. This reminds me of a little league team where each player has to bat at each spot in the lineup to keep it fair. When thinking about it Bochy would be a phenomenal 12 year old little leaguer coach. Great at managing his young pitchers and making a noticeable attempt to get everyone in each spot of the lineup

Here’s to another 1-0 win hoping the dirty doesn’t give up one hit and lose.
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please

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

actually you’d be surprised at the sheer number of different line ups run out there by different teams. The only players that really get put in pen are like Pujols and hitters of that ilk

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by TexasRanger on Sep 16, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda has never looked good, not ever, against Billingsley.

A couple of the called strikes on this guy last night were questionable. He must have
been thinking, “Well I took it, it was outside, and they freaking called it a strike anyway”
“therefore I should swing anyway, nothing to lose” “Maybe if I strike out the ball will
get by the catcher and I can get to first anyway.” Pablo and Freddie were our
best hitters in August, now its a month for Posey, and Huff to take over.

by bradleybear on Sep 16, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch hitting

You wanna see clutch? I’ll show you clutch hitting!

BAM!

/mainstreammedia’d

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

flagged

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one player that I truly believe was better in the clutch.....

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark was awful darn good all the time.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career OPS: .880

Career OPS w/2 out, RISP: .908

Theory proven!

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by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, non-baseball, this guy was pretty good too...

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s got a nice jewelry collection.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some reason to hope

Carlos Beltran’s second season
Mark McGwire’s 1991 season

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by thehavenot on Sep 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Still reasons to hold out hope

Pablo might actually weigh less than 240 pounds again.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s going to roll back to when he was 12?

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by DrStankus on Sep 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he barrel rolls faster than the world turns, this is possible

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 280 right now and that's giving a generous estimate

Judging on how he’s been running most of the season and his tenancy to turn routine outs into infield singles he’s probably around 300.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i was thinking 320, but im not great with guessing when it comes to big guys.

he needs to lose 50lbs this offseason

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 1989 Barry Bonds OPS was 777

In 1990, 91, 92, 93 it was .970, .924, 1.080, and 1.136 and he was MVP 3/4 of those seasons.

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

777 was a lot better then than it is now. And what Bonds did to minor-league pitchers was just unfair.

by wcw on Sep 16, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I guess I should have clarified that he did regress a fair amount in that season

(his 4th)- so please allow me to continue my fantasy without further interruption

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 1989

Barry Bonds didn’t weigh 260 lbs and have a beer gut.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like that was different last year

He was a fatty when he was hitting .300 too

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by thehavenot on Sep 16, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGwire's 91

Wow. Never looked that up. Fucking awful.

by GiantPain on Sep 16, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd challenge the idea of a good bad-ball hitter.

Anybody got any data on what pitches he actually hit last year? I seem to recall him stroking a lot of outside pitches down the left field line, but that is about it. That was more hitting the ball where it was pitched; I think a lot of those pitches were on the outside corner. I don’t think he really hit that many bad balls that one would encourage him to “swing at anything.” What he’s swinging at now are really bad balls.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont know how to find pitch f/x for specific dates

but i have a pretty good memory. watch the HR he hit off Chris Smith against MIL on 6/27/09, hits he had off Jake Peavy on 9/12/08, some of the hits including the HR off Jon Garland on 4/26/09, the double he had on 6/23/09, and the hits he had against Roy Halladay on 4/26/09. Should give you some sort of indication as to how squarely he’s capable of hitting pitches that are nowhere near the strike zone.

by tjb1187 on Sep 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow!

that is a memory. Much as I admire it, I’m gonna still wonder if we don’t remember a few instances where he hit bad balls and forget that he probably got most of his hits on pitches in the strike zone. Banking on doing well against bad balls is betting against the house when the odds are stacked against you. Now one beats odds over the long run.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

As I said elsethread, I don’t think he needs to confine himself to the strike zone, but he does need to learn to discriminate between bad pitches and really bad pitches.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is without a doubt the most frustrating AB in the majors for a fan

runners on 1st and 3rd 1 out

/swings at first pitch curveball in the dirt and hits into a easy GIDP and doesn’t even make it halfway down the line.

It’s as if he’s swinging at pitches that aren’t there, clearly he still thinks pitchers are going to throw him fat pitches.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

frustrating? yes.

most frustrating? hell no. not even the most frustrating AB in the lineup tonight (HINT HINT AARON ROWAND HINT)

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great career numbers against ted lilly!!!!

/bork puts him at lead off

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by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I propose project Panda 2.0

This time it’s not focused on his weight. Here’s the plan:

Pablo must go a certain number of at bats (say 10-15) where he is not allowed to swing. Most likely he will walk at least half of these at bats as pitchers continue to throw pitches either in the dirt or over his head.

Once pitchers realize he never swings they will start throwing strikes. Then Panda can start swinging again.

Of course I’m kidding but he is such an extreme case I wonder if something like this would actually work? Clearly he frequently has no reliable way of evaluating pitches in the batters box and making a good decision (take or swing)…so fuck it…NEW RULE…Panda can’t swing until further notice

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like it.

it’ll never happen

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does, however . . .

. . . describe a good off-season training method. It has been done, with success, in the past: set the hitter in the batter’s box for an hour or more a day and have him just watch pitch after pitch, each time calling “ball” or “strike” as he sees it, and getting immediate corrective feedback from the catcher, or a coach, on every call.

The problem with that, self-evidently, is that it is tremendously time-consuming, for both the player and the staff (requiring at least a pitcher and a catcher, and possibly a coach) day in and day out. But for a potential return such as his talent suggests, it may well be worth it.

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d subscribe if there was a newsletter.

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by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you alive during the Pedro Feliz years?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But I expected hot garbage at all times from pedro feliz and aaron blowand where as pablo was my love child last year and is now is the new pedro feliz minus the “being in shape” part.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you know, Buster is basically Pedro Feliz, just at catcher all the time and with more walks and BA.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ

(even Buster)

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To clarify: I am endlessly amused at how often Feliz is STILL invoked as the comparison for any non-core player we have or might consider. Every once in a while, I just do the Feliz comparison to some completely dissimilar player, just for giggles.

I don’t know if anyone else ever gets what I’m doing, but I’M always entertained by my little jokes.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it

I thought it was funny.

I hope you feel validated now.

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by groug on Sep 16, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought bruce bochy finally understood guillen did nothing but hurt the team

clearly still jerking off to his RBI’s and dingerz with the royals and not watching him play defense because he “gets to everything hit to him so I don’t need to watch over him he’s been there”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

A guy who's hitting a soft .270 and slugging under .400

BORK BORK BIG BAT NEEDS TO BE IN THE LINE UP!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he may get to everything hit to him, but that doesnt mean he catches it

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing I think everyone is forgetting

Panda is not, was not and probably never will be a good third baseman. UZR this year -3.7, UZR/150 -5.4. Even if they replace him with Renteria who proceeds to take an O-fer, Uribe would be a significant upgrade at 3B.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo looked great at 3rd last year

This year he looks like mo vaughn except he’s 23. I’m hoping its completely conditioning based but I grow tired of the horrible throws and turning routine plays into “infield singles”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR at 3B in 2009 -3.6, now I’m not saying that UZR is the end-all be-all, but I think that at best he’s an average defensive third baseman.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR roughly the same

He’s below average but not horrible (-5)

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by zenbitz on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year he looked surprisingly good.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

we may not remember what good even looks like.

until we were reminded last weekend when Uribe played 3rd against the padres and made like 3 great plays to steal hits

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Matt Williams and Billy Mueller are not getting called up any time soon.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jose guillen bruce bochy love affair

Reminds me a lot of ozzie guillen and mark kotsay this year except mark kotsay can make it to first in less than 10 seconds.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Who Knows

Maybe Guillen will try to silence his critics and try so hard to make to 1B in less than a minute that his hamstring will completely explode. At least he’d be out for tonight, but I expect Bochy would probably start him again in 1-2 days.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

we will dolly him out to RF

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Guill-y earned another start after last night. Sure, his head is no longer attached to his body, but he’s my guy.”

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by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny part is he's got a buldging disk in his neck and his calf is obviously seriously hurt

And bork gives him 3 days to “let it calm down” and then instantly puts him back in the line up because clearly he thinks he’s that important. How much longer will this dunce be allowed to cripple this team with this moronic hunches and blind unexplainable veteran love affairs?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until his head grows to the size that it is declared its own country and due to visa issues he is unable to enter the country.

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe bork has a bulging stupid tumor that is taking over

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think?

Hope, hope, hope…

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe his doctor will tell him he needs brain surgery after having aaron rowand hit lead off over 40 games this year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Tuesday?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 16, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is seriously, seriously bad judgement. I mean, he’s not a better hitter than his alternative, has a bulging disk in his neck and a calf injury… how FUCKING DESPERATE DOES THIS LOOK

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How fucking stupid does our manager look?

He’s probably been touching himself for days thinking about trotting the “slugger outfield” out against lilly “Mmm we’re gonna score big time runs with this line up with jose back!!!!”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYEZ!

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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proven run producers with pop Mmmm bork bork

Marty lurie is getting excited just thinking about it.-

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s look at it objectively. Guillen hits a ball into the gap. Instead of a triple, he gets a double. Then a sac fly that would have scored him is hit, but he can’t tag up cause he’s too slow to make it to third. Still on 2nd. The next guy hits a single to RF, but he can’t score on it because he is too slow. Now on 3rd. Another sac fly, or soft grounder in the IF is hit, but he is thrown out at home on both accounts due to speed, again.

Doesn’t it just make sense, that after he gets his first hit of the game, to just PR for him? unless he triples or HRs, he’s not gonna score no matter how you cut it. He has 2 runs for the Giants (IIRC)

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then you factor in his defense and realize we’d be WAY better off with carlos lee or jermaine dye out there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Guillen hits a ball into the gap. that bounces 23 times before reaching center field.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CIN 1, other team 3.

keeps STL in the race so they don’t lie down to the maxi-pads this weekend

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It's all about the ribeyes

Digging a little deeper you find:

Nobody on: .275/.325/.788
Man on 1st: .307/.352/.765
RISP: .197/.277/.537

He is actually best when there’s a guy to move over, but not in. Put a potential ribeye in front of him though, and there’s no control. (Hmm, sort of like his eating behavior, come to think of it.)

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 16, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

in how many chances?

how many ABs with RISP, for example?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABs

Nobody on: 287
Man on 1st: 114
RISP: 127

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Sep 16, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a huge sample size, but not terribly small either.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 16, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and now I feel even worse about Panda’s chances of rebounding, which I didn’t think was possible.

On another note, does anyone know how often Buster works out and what he eats? Can I take up a collection to get him a trainer and nutritionist? You guys would contribute right?

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So ....

Pablo should bat 2nd??

by bombs on Sep 16, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute user name, TAB

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 16, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bochy find the right answer in today's lineup?

I think he did to not only this question but to “Who should be hitting leadoff while Torres is out?” as well.

by BornRaisedAGiant on Sep 16, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The fact that renteria is hitting lead off and guillen and rowand are in the line up

Let’s you know that bruce bochy has a 10 year contract extension coming his way.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Guillen's the answer...

I clearly don’t understand the question, unless who’s the light-hitting statue who used to hit for power and had lots of RIBEYEZ in RF? Then Guillen is always the answer.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proven slugging veteran run producer who was on the mitchell report

I’m shocked he doesn’t hit clean up every night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Guillen have to do with either question?

Question one being “What to do with Panda?” and question two being “Who to hit leadloff while Torres is out?”

by BornRaisedAGiant on Sep 16, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork says: Think different

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Pablo "drove in" that run last night ...

If he hits that same ground ball to 2nd one pitch earlier (before Sherrill had wild-pitched the runners over to second and third) and we’ve got another rally-killing double play.

Maybe his luck is turning!!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The last time I complained about Renteria in the lineup

he hit that homer off Lilly. I literally was bagging on him until the actual moment he hit it. He shut me up.

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 16, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever works right?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~ Rogers Hornsby

by otis29 on Sep 16, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt vasquerzen or however you spell his name needs to learn to read his teleprompter better

He just said “and later tonight the dodgers play the dodgers in san francisco” and then 3 minutes later he one upped that and said “and coming to you later tonight the dodgers and the cardinals at AT&T park” LOL PROMPTIN.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll read whatever’s up there, ala Ron Burgundy.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
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by Giant Torture on Sep 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to put up “go fuck yourself, self”

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just funny how oblivious he is to everything considering there are only 5 games tonight and could care less since it starts after 10 on the east coast.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

He’s a west coast guy.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
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by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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by Viliphied on Sep 16, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS FUCKING DONNOVAN MCNAAB!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“im doing what to Donovan…??? oh, nevermind, teleprompter error…uh…yeah…”

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… Tim Stauffer or Jake Westbrook?

We take the wild card tie with a win tonight!! coupled with a SD loss, we take division… I’m excited!!! I’ve got faith.

And with that, I need to go walk my dogs

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Insanely good at everything! who knew?

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Sep 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange

I feel the same. Am I doing it wrong?

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 16, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno but that sure is pretty

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread makes me sad

So here is a tribute to MARISA MILLER and Sergio Romo’s undying love.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12121339

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 16, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

As the father of two young girls, should I feel bad that I want to watch that about 600 times?

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should feel like a MAN!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 16, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

\clicks play (again)

by capn on Sep 16, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned in school

that the pat the back hug shows friendship and not love it is not a genuine showing of emotion for another. THEY ARE NOT IN LOVE

/googles marisa miller

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by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I must have missed that class. Well, that explains all the restraining orders.

by Bochean on Sep 16, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the romosexual friend.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky sergio is lucky

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

breaking: Bochy's head replaces Pluto as the ninth planet

Scientists from the Lick Observatory report significant gravitational pull in the vicinity of Bochy’s head: “he really sucks,” said Dr. Science.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 16, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

They were talking about that game on MLB network and john smoltz called it the orgin of games manship.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

im afraid to look… a no-hitter?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brenly 4 errors in one inning.

Then hits two homers including game winner in ninth!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, ok… they showed a clip of that before the game yesterday IIRC

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if the homers get one off the hook for the errors that caused probably a ton of runs.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Craig said

Brenly gets comeback player of the year just for that game!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

Bobby is one of the very nicest people in baseball—an overworked cliche that happens to be true here—and he was a really good ballplayer whom the Giants screwed out of two or three years at the start of his career (I like to think I played some part in getting him up at all when they finally made the move), but he is an awful manager. Think of him as a sweet, easy-going Bruce Bochy.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then!

I just punched my ticket for Steve Decker.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS THIS

I’ve been on the Decker bandwagon for a few years now. If he gets snatched up by another team, I will be livid.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praised him, repeatedly and at length . . .

. . . to FRobby and anyone else in the organization who would listen. It’s hard to know what factors go into such things, but I did what I could, and I think it helped. (I also suggested, at one point when he had arrived, batting him #2, because they had no real #2 hitter then, and Robby tried it for a few days, but—though I thought it went well—he then dropped the experiment; too bad, BB walked a lot and had a great OB%.)

It was a bleeding shame the numbers he was putting up at triple-A and they just kept ignoring him. If you think Brian Sabean is a treat, you should have seen Tom Haller in action (him and Ralph Nelson, The Boy Wonder).

Which reminds me . . .

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they grooming

Bobby Evans for the GM job? My old school pal Kevin Towers(Sonoma High..Go Dragons!) is all abuzz for a job this off season.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea.

My connections with the Giants ceased soon after Robby was fired, which is decades ago. Now if Neukom knew what for, he’d go after Sandy Alderson, who I’d bet would be available. But going after anyone would require Neukom to realize how terrible a job Sabean is doing, and his recent interview, even after letting out air for nice-talk, does not make it sound like he has a clue. Think of it this way: keeping Sabean may be a blessing in disguise, with Omar Minaya likely to soon be available and job-hunting.

Nonetheless . . .

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not I.

I watch (or, tonight, listen). No posts during the action.

But enjoy.

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

16,000 Diamondback fans died

and it’s not because they suck

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 16, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

it took me awhile to comprehend what was going on here

by ldv on Sep 16, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul konerko just got hit in the mouth by a pitch

to bad they aren’t playing the white sox feed I’d love to hear hawk harrellson screaming right now “WE GONNA GIT YOU BOYS JUST WAIT”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

gnarly… how bad is it?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took a sinker off the mouth

No blood or anything and after arguing with the umpire he stayed in the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

arguing with the ump? what, did he swing at it?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no the ump wanted him to leave the game

As did his trainers and manager. Mark burly (dont care about the spelling) just got big time revenge with a 82 mph fastball!!!

Sure is funny watching the white sox collapse after they got fat off a gift schedule.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the yard. Have fun in the GDT.

Beat LA!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SF State Alumni Association

Here is the subject of an e-mail I just received: “Your invited to the History Dept. Reception”

I guess it’s a good thing it wasn’t an invitation to the English Dept. Reception.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 16, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The strikezone stauffer got on saturday apparently has carried over to this game as well.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta be kidding me. the movement was so late and those pitches so far off the plate, that when they passed the batter than were 9" off the plate

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking back at the 1st, i didnt see anything abnormal on mlb gameday re: the strikezone. the only abnormal thing I saw was STL getting a run

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a chasm

But the strikezone was so bad on saturday it doesn’t matter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i falls in.

and agrees with you. we got robbed

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got robbed so bad

That even random cbs sports writers we’re talking about it and eric karros was saying it was bs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

from now on, I’d like to refer to that series as a “series we beat the crap out of the padres and tied a game”

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course ESPN didnt show a hint of it either

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Back to School Night

My most enduring memory of BTS night as a teacher was two years ago, when I got into my car, turned on the radio and heard that Eugenio Velez debacle in Arizona.

I’d like something positive upon turning on the radio this year, please.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

To which Eugenio Velez debacle in Arizona are you referring? There have been a few.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't really matter

They are all roughly the same, anyway.

Although, come to think of it, that one was pretty bad as I recall.

I don’t remember specifics except it involved multiple plays and one of them was a game costing one in left field.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had BS night last night, hopefully you get more than 8 people showing up!

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Eugenio Velez Debacle

is a fucking GREAT prog rock band name.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

above.

Renteria
Sanchez
Huff
Posey
Burrell
someone
Guillen
someone
J Sanchez

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just ruined a mans day

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and damn, it feels… not good

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is pretty good...

I heard that Other was going to lead off…

Really Rentaria leading off…we couldn’t find someone who just came off the DL for leg injury to lead off? Also, Rent takes no pitches..

by calbearjd on Sep 16, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that bad.

His walks rate is somewhat below average, but he’s by no means an out-and-out Velez-style hacker. But ideally, he’s a #7 hitter (and if he is, that means you’ve got a rather good lineup going, else he’s up in #1 or #2).

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like a 10 spot to me.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Sep 17, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't look

Seriously.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is LAs lineup, anyone know it?

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep playing him, for the love of God keep playing him. Just not as much, please.

I’m standing by my “played hella baseball last MLB season, didn’t stop playing hella baseball all winter, and continued playing hella baseball this season” theory. The physical fatigue that comes with that kind of scheuled is probably overrated, but the mental fatigue is probably underrated.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bow tie
"In terms of Bruce’s performance this year, I think it’s been outstanding," Neukom said before Wednesday’s game. "He’s had to do a lot of juggling of lineups. He’s had to deal with more injuries this year, as you’ve noticed…

"And I think he’s got a real talent for putting people in positions where they can succeed."

clearly his guillen love affair is all part of him “juggling the line up” for the best results.

/facepalm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i think the most successful position for Guillen is hot-dog vendor. but thats me

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even granted that he needs to make nice . . .

. . . that does not bode well. Perhaps the most accurate and telling description of Bochy’s performance is that he has a real talent for putting people in the positions where they’re most likely to fail.

Which adds sad irony to . . .

Sabean delenda est!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres on Mlb channel, losing 1-0

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 16, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Furcal SS
Theriot 2B
Blake 3B
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Mitchell LF
Johnson RF
Barajas C
Lilly P

what the guy who replies to it says:
possibly the most attractive lineup in major league baseball. Had Ethier and Gibbons been in the lineup, it would be THE most attractive lineup in major league baseball.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gibbons had that one home run that one time… remember? no? thing is, it happened.

Guess they both subscribe to stupidity

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher needs to shut up.

by Unitard on Sep 16, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell did he say now?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 16, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link me what he said

I always enjoy giggling at a moron.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really hoping Pablo is just having a “sophomore slump.” And that he will take the time during the offseason to make whatever adjustments he needs to make.

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

jerry crawford is behind the plate for todays twins white sox game

And he’s calling a tight zone and not giving anything off the plate.. Where the fuck was that shit on saturday? Not like stauffer was on a pitch count or anything so clearly the calling everything a strike didn’t help him at all….

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

all i ask of an umpire is that their zone is consistent, pitch to pitch, inning to inning, game to game.

by giant4life83 on Sep 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand why he is calling is so much different than he was on saturday

Of course posey and the giants players speak up and he yells at them and acts like a phil cuzzi and that he’s doing nothing wrong. I don’t really understand how you can be such a ignorant douche, but it’s pretty easy to tell someone was on a mission that saturday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was an umpire for ten years.

   Crusher games in Rohnert Park,Mexican League, college ball and so on. The home plate umpire sees about 250-300 pitches per game and around the seventh or eighth inning you start to get “tunnel vision” and the strike zone disappears or shrinks for a number of pitches. I panicked when this happened to me a couple of times,but it goes away after a awhile. So it is difficult to be totally consistent. By the way, if we missed more than 7 pitches we got written up.

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that applied to jerry crawford

He’d have been sent to jail for a life sentence.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know ,these guys are below average.

I should’ve stayed with it but talk about a clique!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Sep 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Can I say that this really really sucks
The new Us Weekly (on newsstands now) exclusively reports the staggering amounts of money the cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” are raking in:
 
SNOOKI
The star charges $20,000 to walk an event’s red carpet. She also has hair products and a book in the works.
 
SAMMI
She earns $15,000 for event appearances. Plus, “I have beauty and fitness products in the works,” she says.
 
RONNIE
For party hosting, he gets “$12,000 to $20,000,” says his manager, Matt Cohen, adding that he also has plans to sell his signature drink, “Ron-Ron Juice.”
 
VINNY
The house’s most mellow member earns $6,000 an hour to appear at clubs and, a source tells Us, “he’s recording a single.”
 
PAULY D
Want to get DJ Pauly D to spin beats at a bash? The going rate is a cool $20,000.
 
THE SITUATION
He’ll earn about $100,000 for “Dancing With the Stars”; his cologne, fitness DVD and endorsement for a nutritional supplement could net him millions.
 
JWOWW
In addition to the $25,000 they each make per show, her Filthy Couture fashion line helps pay the bills.
 
ANGELINA
The lowest earner of the bunch ($5,000 for appearances), she has an accessories line under way.
 

by calbearjd on Sep 16, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Men who watch that show and are older than 18 confuse me to no end but there’s plenty of gary radnich’s out there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Car accident effect

by calbearjd on Sep 16, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s just so stupid that it’s entertaining.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 16, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same people that turned talentless whores like kim kardashian and paris hilton into “celebrities”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Kim K is attractive…Paris Hilton is rich…these people are pathetic and talentless

by calbearjd on Sep 16, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kim K at least has a trunk

Unfortunately she has a bunch of ugly annoying sisters that morons give attention to and are also deemed “celebrities”. Paris hilton looks more like a peacock than she does a actual human being but no one cares about her not even the dumbest of entertainment tonight viewers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure who coined that wonderful phrase . . .

. . . famous for being famous, but it really hits the nail. OK, God bless the internet, it was Daniel J. Boorstin, who is a historian and a good writer. The exact original was defining a celebrity as celebrity as “a person who is known for his well-knownness”.

Sabean delenda est!

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by owlcroft on Sep 16, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen the show. I have no idea who these people are.

/elitist snob

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I never want to get near anything called “Ron-Ron Juice.” That sounds absolutely disgusting.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 16, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CardinLOLs

So fucking pathetic.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

1 run game

Padres generally win those.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Sep 16, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computer OT: Just found out IE9 Beta is out...

Anyone try it? How is it?

Chrome is pretty good but the flash issues are killing me…Firefox lost me with the memory problems.

by calbearjd on Sep 16, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

what memory problems?

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sucking up thereof.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always thought that was just my computer. thanks for the heads up.

by TBRMKane on Sep 16, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? I’m using Firefox 3.6.8 on a mac and I don’t usually have a problem with that… interesting…

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by Merope on Sep 16, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I used it on my MacBook it would eventually suck up a ton of resources and give me lots of spinning wheels. I use mainly Chrome now, despite its many problems on Mac.

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by can of corn on Sep 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what not to do

start him at third-though Uribe keeps making errors and doing nothing at the plate.Fontenot plays

by notinmylifetime on Sep 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what to do with Panda

1. Take away his per diem.
2. Lap Band.
3. Adkins diet.
4. Rub butter on him and cook in the oven for 4-6 hours.
5. Feed him Euk leaves. Sorry couldn’t spell eucalyptus.
6. Roll in flour and look for wet spot. Oops wrong subject.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

what to do with Rowand

1. Get him back on the juice.
2. Ah fuck it. Bench the piece of shit.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

What to do with Velez

1. Who is this moron anyway?
2. IQ at 47 perhaps stem cell transplant.
3. Make him watch Say Hey films until his eyes glaze over.
4. Send this retard packing.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Velez is many things, a good ball player might not be one of them, but that doesn’t make him a retard. He is by far one of the nicest guys on the team.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

in b4 the warnings

by GameSix on Sep 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What to do with starting pitching

1. Hit like tonight.
2. Keep Pitching like the past two weeks.
3. Buy Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Bumgarner a hooker or four. Don’t buy one for Barry, he can afford his own.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

What to do with bullpen

1. Don’t wake them from this September trance. Is it one earned run in September. Holy shit they have been good.

2. Oops. I didn’t mean to make the baseball Gods mad. They’ll probably give 30 run in relief tomorrow.

by Longtimewaiting on Sep 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

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